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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So I just want to listen to you read the
next one. I don't read because you were rather infatuated
with this this next guest, Denise Richards. Yeah. I think
you got a little nervous when Denise. Yeah, Denise makes
me a little nervous too, just because she's so intel.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
You was like my number one for so long.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
So go ahead and read Welcome to One. I'm going
to read it.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Do you want me to riff it? I want you
to read it because I just want to react to it. Okay,
I don't read these things.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I riff them.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
All right, everybody, welcome back to One Bad Movie. This
is Steve and I'm Jared.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Today we have a great episode, one that was a
milestone for me in my life, which was.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Denise Richards. The Denise Richard.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Denise Richard Richards.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
We had the pleasure of speech.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
That's not what you wrote here though, Now I wrote
the incredible Denise. She's gonna don't mess it up now,
the incredible Denise, known for iconic.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Roles in Wild Things, Starship Troopers, The World is not Enough.
She was a bond girl. She was the Bond girl.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Are you saying that Denise Richards was the best Bond
girl ever.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I have no problem going on record as saying Denise.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Richards, Wow, it's gonna be a episode girl throwing down,
a Bond girl gauntlet thrown down. I like it. Denise
has had a diverse career spanning from television reality TV,
and we touched on some of her most memorable moments.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yes, that was not written by AI at all. But
before we had dove into all that, Denise went above
and beyond to help Steven because in this episode we
had a little off set incident with where we were taping.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Do you remember That's right?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I got bit by a dog, by a dog right
before the interview.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yes, and normally the dog is very nice, but we
had your dogs there.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It was a freak accident.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
You were doing the right thing, very innocent, yes, but
it was as I came out hoping to get you
ready and I see blood everywhere and you're holding You're
like I, I have to just take care of this,
and I'm like Helle, going go on, Denise Richards is here,
there's blood everywhere, our pets heads are falling off, all right,
(02:16):
without further ado, this is Denise Richards one bad movie.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Breaking those bad lips. It's so bad.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
It's good.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Damns this sun, it's so bad.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It's good. One bad.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Personality to it. It's very much like you. It's fun.
I love it. Wait, can I I want to mark
something on your arm? Do you have a pen? I'm
(03:08):
gonna mark something on your arm? Yeah, because because as
vaccinated that you don't get an infection. And that's not true.
And I've had this happen, so I I know firsthand. Okay,
(03:29):
so here we.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Are acting exercises myself here.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Let's bring your mic in.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Holy cow, look at that. Thank you, Jenny Richards.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
You're the best ever. Oh look, and I gotta do this, Jared.
Whenever I was in the movie business in Hollywood and
I wanted to do this, you had to be, you know,
kind of a big start to do whatever.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I know, they wouldn't let us, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I just figured start my own dang podcast and I
can do what I want. Just kidding. What does it
say on here? The only thing that's changed is name
d Richards. That's hot.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I took a photo of it.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
That's hot.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Hey y'all. Steve Baldwin here with the d Richards. Let's
do this. Denise Richards. Oh my dang, I can't believe
you're here. Need one bad movie? I have to ask, right,
Jared producer Jared do I have to say, Hey, everybody,
(04:45):
welcome to one bad Movie. And Denise Richards, what's your
one bad movie? You told me just one when this
whole thing started, I'm like, I quickly through my filmography,
I'm like, oh, you know, it's probably seven or eight
or nine or ten max ten? Right, it was like
more than twenty bad movies in my own filmography. So
(05:10):
but precisely when I talked to you and invited you
to come to one bad Movie, you you instantly blurted
out the first movie I ever did. Yeah, please tell
me about that.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
This and this is no disrespect to the people involved the.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Movie because I had as similar.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Right in there. Is that better?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Even he wants to get the audio is important?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah? Yeah, I hope. So it's a podcast, right? Is
that good?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
That's great?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Okay, Okay, So when you first told me about this,
Lucy Steven is.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Aaron Like, is he really big and strong? He is
a big, strong guy. I don't stand a cham in
the future, even being like a first cousin. Nothing right, nothing, no,
go ahead, you were saying your first movie.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
No, that came to mind was Tammy and the t Rex.
And like I said, it's no disrespect to the director
or the writer or anything. It was just such a
crazy experience. And it was my first movie feature film. Yeah,
And what was it about? So my boyfriend's brain went
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into a dinosaur. So my boyfriend became a dinosaur. So
I'll never forget too. It was the first time I
think I had to cry on camera, right, And I
was so nervous because I had to be crying to
the and like touching and cressing the head of the
(06:56):
dinosaur as I'm not joking as.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
If because it was your boyfrien.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
And I was just like devastated and you know, crying
and that It's just I was like, oh my gosh,
I look like an asked.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
And then did you do that to like some toy
or because I did the Flintstones, right, I played Barney
Rubble in the flint Stone, So like on the set
I had to like act to like weird stuff, right,
was that the same?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Well for that scene, I had just like kind of
the head of it, you know, we didn't have a
real dinosaur on set, so it was And then at
one point I had to ride on the back of
the dinosaur.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
No, was it like a bronto? What do you call that, John?
What is it like?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Oh? Yeah, t rec So you.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Got it there. Oh, let's roll the clip. We want
to look at a clip.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Do you know I've never seen this?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Do you not want it?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Oh? I don't care.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Because you also said the special effects were rather questionable.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Well, yes, and because I when I'm riding on the
dinosaur and there's like this glow in the background, there's
actually a horrible fire in Calabasas. And we were on Mulholland, Calabasas,
and I'm like you and everyone's being evacuated and stuff,
and I'm on the back of this damn thing and
(08:20):
it's on wheels and shit, and you're filming and we're filming,
and it's my first movie, And I said, do you
think maybe we should get out of here? Like this
fire looks like it's coming close.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I mean, I know you guys are on a budget mistair.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
But and I know it's probably our last day of filming,
but you don't care if something goes sideways with me
because then we're wrapped, you know what I mean? You
know how you're always wait till the last day to
do some of the stunts and certain things. So it's
a insurance thing. What's the title of that, guys, Tammy
and the t Rex? Ok?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Can I see some of it? Is that you?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
How old are you? Hun? See?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
I'm crying to this guy? Oh, I guess it was
all a big guy. I thought it was just his head.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I was in the special effects. It was just it
was the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
I was twenty two.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
You're a little spring chicken.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
That was twenty two years old.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
You look way younger than twenty two in this She's
like you're sixteen, for God's sakes.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
So that was all in Calabasas. Look at that's me
riding it. And see the fire, the smoke.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
That's very well. Show that again? Is that the real
fire they.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Used in the background? No, the fire was for real
and we were filming and yeah, and I said we
should probably get out of here. Everyone's getting evacuated here,
and they wanted to get the shot.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
And so, I mean, really sadly, the joke there is like, hey,
guys like fire and stuff apparently may have gotten caused
the extension of these guys in the first place. Let's
not do it again.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
It's true, you get to hire.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah. Oh wow, Paul Walker.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
He played my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I know, very sweet. But it's Tammy and the t
Rex and you were Tammy.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
I was Tammy, so I had and that's your one. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Look cute, Look your honey. You look like some little dancer,
like a ballerina, for gosh sakes. Gorgeous.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
I know. Look how young we you look very sweet.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Tammy and the t Rex.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Okay, so yeah, that was the first movie that came
to mind when you think about this a favor.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Can we pull up that clip from Harpies again, just
for me when I I hate to harp on. Harpy's
get it, John, we get it. So let me just
show you a clip from one of my bad movies, okay,
where I play a guy who teleports like into another
dimension of time and when I arrived there, I have
(11:12):
to kind of figure out, you know, what's happened.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
So you did this in two thousand and seven.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I have no idea when I have no recollection of
ever doing this. Watch the special effects these demon angel
chicks that I have to fight against because Denise's face
right now, I've got Denise.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Okay, I think I have you beat me on a
plastic dinosaur and it's my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I don't know, And I think these demonic angel gals
have your dinosaur?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Where'd you film this Bulgaria?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
And it's based on a stan Lee thing? That's out
of control?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
That's crazy, that was awful. It's not actually just bad movies.
It is not as bad.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I love you director, I love you writer. God bless you. Investors,
get your money.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
We all have them, and more than one some of them.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I've made a few of those. See. The difference is
you're kind of more innocent in this, in this dynamic,
because your bad movies are maybe earlier on when you
could have made bad choices because you didn't have enough experiences.
Mine are much later when I just did it for
the money. See, it's just there's no apology there. Just
you know we're going to Bulgaria and you're gonna slay
(12:45):
heart bees. I was like, how many days? Thirteen? I
think I could last thirteen days slaying hoppies, don't you.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
I mean, it's just you know, you have we have
to do what we have to do. And sometimes you
never know if something is going to be bad or good,
and sometimes a movie can turn out really.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Great, and sometimes a bad movie can be uh utilized
for the best conversation.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
This is right exactly.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
But we did a movie that hasn't come out yet.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
When is that coming out?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
What's it called?
Speaker 4 (13:20):
I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
This is that Daniel Baldwin directed, his.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Brother directed it, and his other brother going out.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
It's called a Walking Miracle, A walking miracle, and it's
a I tell you.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Well, there were some people in that involved in that.
That was very interesting.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, let's wait a few years before we talk about
that one.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
So there we were.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Where did we shoot Atlanta?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
So there we were not too long ago in Atlanta?
You and I Yeah, and.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
And your brother played my husband.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
William, my brother William. So you had a bunch of
Baldwins in the in the arena here, Yeah, And then
I was in the film. So I was like kind
of your single available Baldwin you were. I don't know why.
I just said that. That was How dumb was that? Lucy?
Wasn't that just like a silly attempt at fodder?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
He played a priest though, pastor pastor.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
That's right, I played a pastor.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Yeah you did.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Oh he was married, so yeah, no, he had no
interest in you whatsoever. I forgot, I forgot my character. Sorry,
So point being, you know Billy, you know Danny, you know,
you know, we've all seen each other over the decades.
I was so excited to like hang out and work
(14:42):
with you and say hi, because they've never said here on.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
My favorite Baldwin, you may have to cut this out
so that your brother.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
No way of the baby. You were here here first.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
You made me laugh so much on set, and especially
some of these scenes were very emotional because I'm crying
because my son's in the hospital and we think it
was you know, not make it or whatever. Well we
can't give away whatever AnyWho. So but for you to
(15:21):
keep things so light on set was so great. Thank you,
you know, to lighten it. And because it was such have.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
You was playing the pastor, I had to stay positive.
You keep it ahead, keep it sassy. It was Can
I just go to confessional now? Since we're talking about
priests and pastors? So here I am playing a pastor
in a movie with Denise Richards. She's the mom of like,
you know, I'm a pastor, and I'm sitting there going, oh, yeah,
(15:52):
how's your husband? Say to Hill Mayors and call me
in the morning. You know, I'll explain John. So I'm
a fan of yours.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
And this movie I'm talking about was so sweet to
finally get to see you in the flash and say
hi and spend time and make you laugh. And we
had so much fun.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
We had so much fun.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
And then a very strange thing happened. Do you remember
what I'm talking about?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Which thing?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
You don't remember?
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Which street? Which one?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
The really weird one was the about the teamster. The
teamster and I thought you were dating a teamster? Remember,
oh yeah, remember Yeah. So I get to the set
and there's Denise Richards. I'm like, oh wow, And I
(16:44):
don't know stuff. I don't look stuff up, I don't
read anything. I'm in a hole. So I go off
the reservation and I come to this movie and I'm like, oh,
there's you know, Denise's. But I don't know her personal life.
I don't know. I have no idea you're married. I
have no idea nothing. I just think you're Denise. You
probably have like a friend or you're a boyfriend. It's
you keep it private.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Way you have to. So you were at a cafe.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Hold on, so I don't know your status. So dude,
I like, go to this breakfast place. It's like a
Denny's or nearby the hotel or the breakfast some breakfast place.
I go, like I do my whole creepy you know,
I don't want to see anyone thing. And I get
a booth, I sit down. I literally, dude, I'm like,
(17:31):
got the manu. I'm like this bro right, Oh my god,
it's Denise's here, dude, Oh my god. What So listen,
I'm freaking wigging because I feel like, is this your
favorite place? And you know, have I violated like your
private space? Lo and behold this dude, and like a
(17:53):
champion chip sweater like the old school no hoodie baseball hat.
I have any in I'm only five, 't ten? This
guy had a twenty two inch nek from fifty yards away. Okay.
She's sitting in a booth, sitting with this guy, and
she's being Denise. Pass that out, thank you, you know,
being Denise right, And there's this like brawler with her
(18:15):
who looks from the back like maybe he's one of
the crew members on the film, Like he just looks
like a big teamster, like dude. So I'm like, oh
my god, I know who Denise is with, and no
one on the movie knows who her boyfriend is. Now
I gotta get out of here, right, I'm freaking out,
you know, because it's you and you keep your life private.
(18:37):
Oh my god, I have to gutch my breath. So
all of a sudden, I eat my eggs. You know,
I sneak out the back. You never you never see me, You.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Never see I never saw.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
So then on the set, I wait a couple of days,
I like stalk her from like afar, like, where's the teamster?
Who's the teamster? Right? I can't figure out. So finally, finally,
after several more days, I sit here and I'm like
talking to you, and I go, hey, man, you know,
(19:08):
like you know, where's your husband. You're like, oh, you
know he's around, And I'm like, oh, your your husband's here,
and she's like, yeah, my husband's here. Yeah, he's with
me and he helps me, helps me to get stuff
done into I'm like, oh, because.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Did you have the other day place you're not correctly.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
She's kind of a team street looking burly.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Kind of demon. You left out something?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
What what?
Speaker 4 (19:35):
You took photos of me while I was at breakfast
and you showed them to me, and you're like, well,
who is this right? I'm like, what the We're at
that table and you took photos.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Because I was worried. I was really worried. And what
if what if it was? What if I was What
if I was right? What if you were single and
sweet and some teams and like.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
I was married? He thought I was having an affair
with the teams?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yes, I thought that. I thought I thought the teamster
was like some squeeze you had in at l And
then you said, no, I'm married, And then I didn't
know what to think. And then you explained to me
that you're squeezing at honey, let me land the plane here.
The perfect thing I'm saying here now is just like.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
The legendary hot smoking.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Now at this phase of her life and career, she's
got like the little husband, sexy teamster looking guy. You know,
he's probably paint your toenails and feeds your grapes. I'm sure,
I'm sure. So God bless you for the smoking hot
husband Hi, Aaron. How are you Aaron? Big fan? Bro?
I'm such a big fan of yours. Can I start
(20:59):
the Aaron Teamster fan club? I should do that.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
It was very funny though, when I learned he I
stalked you.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
I had you.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Yeah, it was fun to make sure you were okay.
I know, but thank you. But you could have at
least so high at the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yes, no, what if it was a teamster? So what
I like snapped my neck like a toothpick yo. But
I was like, look how hot homegirl is with the
little beefcake. And I thought it was just a sidekick,
and you've made it a permanent thing, if you know
(21:35):
what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
He flew out to visit me in Atlanta?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
And is he just a doll?
Speaker 4 (21:41):
He's the best guy ever. I feel he's cute. He's
very cute.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Well you know my wife Keina Ice, Honey, I celebrate
thirty four years of marriage this year.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Four years. Oh thank you for Are you hot too?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
After that story?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
That was wait what did you say that story?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Getting nervous here not not where I thought the story
was going. Oh yeah, I thought it was select just
like getting starstruck too.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
It was it's not funny that he took photos of me.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
I know, over my menu, like that he was seriously,
what was.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Scary was I didn't freaking know that you did. I
was like, that's scary that this strange guy in the
restaurant is taking photos of me.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I really paparazzi, dude, you did. But I had to listen.
It was kind of a hybrid paps TMZ kind of
thing because I had to just make sure you were okay.
What if the guy you know?
Speaker 4 (22:49):
No, it's good that you were watching out for him,
but you could see that we were.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Because the three of the Baldwin brothers in one town
are going to take care of any freaking teams, Darling.
Let me tell you, right, ma'am, we ain't scared all three.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
There was three bald Ones at once.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
M gummer. Okay, can I just talk about anything?
Speaker 4 (23:13):
You could? It's your show.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
You.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
I like that you could talk about whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
So you were going to ask some other folks.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Oh wait, can I say something really quick?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Anything? Please?
Speaker 6 (23:25):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (23:26):
My daughter got the Hailey nails the other day.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Oh I haven't seen them.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
So I guess your daughter has this donut glaze nails
that all these girls are getting. I'm sure you've heard
that right. Yes, isn't that cute that it's the Hailey
Bieber nail.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Then she's got a smoothie.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
She has a smoothie.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
She has a smoothiet erewhon isn't that funny?
Speaker 4 (23:53):
My daughter had this smoothie too, she did the Hailey smoothie. Yeah,
it's like five hundred dollars for this mooie.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I've only had three and it's been out for about
two years. That'll tell you what the price point is.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
So she has so smoothie and she has her nails.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
She has Sundays. Really your one has Sundays? Now, that's so.
That's so little gal Haleybabes. She's a chip off the
old block, if you what I'm saying. She's a smarty pants.
But I think it's her and her husband are very
smart little business people and apparently they got some talent.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Apparently a little talent.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
So you know, the road thing she's doing is great,
the little cosmetics, the creams and all that. Now is
the nails part of the road or is the nails?
Speaker 4 (24:47):
No? No, she just it's origin made. They actually I
hope she's getting paid for this because everyone's going to
the salon to get her nail color. It's a donut
glaze color.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
So it's a color.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
It's a color. Yeah, I don't think it's.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
It's press on.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
No, No, it's a color, and so I should know.
But it's a very popular color, and she always it's
like the new color, and so have you tried it?
I haven't. I just saw her.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Daughter loves it.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
She loves it. She just got her nails done two
days ago. Lola, Wow, so is this your daughter's makeup line?
This is Road Cosmetics. She's than she the case all
the way to left. Yeah, so that's a case a
company went and designed just to hold her her lipstick.
(25:37):
That's incredible. Good for her.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
She's jamming.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
She's a little entrepreneur. That's so great.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
She's very blessed and very talented the Road.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Okay, that lip glass looks really nice.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
So I have another crowd.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Okay, sorry, I didn't mean to.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
No, you're fabulous, ask me anything.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
So sorry, what's your question?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
You were going to like talk to some people about
one bad movie? Yes, so can I You're going to
talk to your Yeah, can we.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Talk about can we talk about your ex husband? You
can ask me anything you want because I know.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Him a little bit. I I visited his house once in.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
A yeah, I asked. I told him about this, and
he's doing his like a documentary on his life, and
this is really yeah, if you want to, I'm sure
they would love.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I don't do on this show anymore. I just want
to be in his documentary.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
But I said to him, why don't you do it?
And he's like, oh, I got to wait and see
if until that comes down. But whatever, I don't think
I think he's he should just do it anyway.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
So let me give you the kind of weird psychology
backstory about Charlie. So here's the Baldwin brothers. Right when
the Baldwin Brothers came to Hollywood, there was the Sheen.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Brothers right right fession.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
And then we all hung out and exactly we all
hung out and kind of bumped into each other and
worked and who's cool and who's not cool? And Alec
you know, kind of took off, you know, with his career,
and we followed a little bit, you know, but not
to the same success necessarily as Alec. Alec has been
in bigger films and you know, award this and that,
and you know that's pretty cute. But Charlie was somebody
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that was always because of his crowd, people like the
group and his just he was West Coast Sean Penn,
you know, like cruise all because in the younger days
were hanging out. So when uh, what's the Vietnam picture?
He did Platoon? Platoon? So when he did Platoon, Oh okay, Uh,
(27:40):
I was younger, and you know, coming up as an actor,
you know, you you gravitate and and towards an admirer
who you kind of don't know. I'm sure the actresses
who you liked when you were younger, and then you
like these other ones older, right, You're you're kind of
your snapshot of all that changes. So I never hung
(28:03):
out with Charlie. I seen him around a couple of events.
We did the Planet Hollywood stuff, which was very into
interplanetary and quite Hollywood. Anyway, I'm just gonna leave it
right there. I'll just put it this way. Thank you
Sylvester Stallone for whispering in my ear one time at
a Planet Hollywood event so that I wouldn't take the
(28:23):
wrong kung fu lessons. If you know what I'm saying subliminately,
A lot of people are going to get that anyway.
I'll tell you after the show. I can't say it now.
Somebody tried to like get me to join them and
their wife in a party and I didn't know it.
Like I was talking to this person. I was talking
(28:44):
to a person at a big event, and when I'm talking,
I'm so young. I'm going, gee whiz. And this guy
comes up and goes, so, that's just alone, would like
to speak with you. And I go now and they're
like yeah, and I go I'll be right back, and
I go over and I so say how to Sly
And I'm like, hey, hey man, you know he's he
was with Schwarzenegger and Me Moore and Bruce Willis. You know,
(29:05):
I was invited. So I just went up to him
and he said everything's going all right. I'm like, yeah, good, yeah, yeah,
it'd be good. The brother's good, it would be good. Yeah.
And then I want to see the name, but that
he goes, yeah, that person you're talking to, just watch
that person, yes, just be careful. Like now, I'm not
like I'm from Massadingo. I'm like, what do you mean,
be careful, But I didn't understand what context, so I go, well,
(29:27):
what do you mean, because that's the way I might
just go, what do you mean like cocaine? Like what
are you talking about? And he goes, no, that guy
wants to watch you bang his wife, so he does
it all the time, So.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Just be careful.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Is this guy Charlie, No, Charlie doesn't know kung fu?
Speaker 4 (29:48):
And would Charlie you.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Imagine that? What's up?
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Oh no? Because I brought like that was kind of environment,
and so I was.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
In right face and I saw like you like if
you're saying, when I would come to Hollywood young and
you'd be like, somebody be like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
this is party over there, man, and who's gonna be there?
Speaker 6 (30:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Shut up? And Charlie she you mean you'd be like, oh,
that'skind of party where Charlie, she's gone, you know what
I mean? Or whatever, And then i'd see him and
he's you know, Charlie, Charlie, yeah, hey, yeah, what's your
navy again? Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, and
then you leave You're like, oh my god. I saw
Charlie Shane, so I fan girled him a lot, right,
And then the last time I saw him, I was
(30:37):
someplace like at a dinner at someone's house and they go, hey, man,
I want to go see the the gun collection at
Charlie Sheen's house. And I'm like, the gun collection of Charlie. Yeah,
Charlie has a weapons company that he has a big
weapons collection that he rents back to the movie business.
I said, oh, gosh, that's amazing. Chee gosh, golly. I
never sure. So we go to get a car. We
(31:01):
go to Charlie's house in mal but beauty like the house. Yeah,
And you go in the basement and there's a vault.
There's like a.
Speaker 7 (31:10):
This is like the greatest Charlie Sheen fantasy. A little
boy from Messa Peakiever. This freaking vault door opens, dude,
and it's guns.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Every dude there had to be Johnny Listen. He had
four fifty caliber Dashkas, the anti aircraft that goes on
the top of a tank, four of them. He had
twenty of the same shotgun, like a frush of Usberg.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Oh. I mean, it's up to you guys.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
You know, we can edit. It's just a fun story.
But I'm just I'm just I'm gonna change the subject.
I'm just making the point that the mystique of Charlie
for me was always very cute. And then the one
time I ever got to hang out with them, it
was like the ultimate hangout with Charlie at his house
and see all has gone. It was amazing.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Yeah, I know he had a quite set up over there.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Yeah, but like the company of the weapons to the
movie business was way more significant than I realized.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
And they weren't for the movies. Sorry, they were not
for the movies.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
How come I had to sign a book? They were
for something else. Later. I think I get it now,
I think I get it now. You just answered a
very important question because in the log book there was.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
A shirt log book.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
There was a log book.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
I'll tell you later, Okay, there was a shooting range there, right, Yeah, And.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Then I told you Charlie took out a Heckler and
cash MP five with a silencer on it and went
on the balcony and went into the freaking ravine. But
you only heard the clacking of the day. Didn't make
it any noise. I know you've probably shot all the guns,
you little fart.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
No, I didn't, actually, so.
Speaker 8 (33:12):
Back to Tammy and the t Rex. Yeah, back to
Tammy the t Rex. But I just asked that because
I'm just saying all that because it's it was fun
to have never met him and hung out and then
have that one experience.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
You know what do you haven't gotten to the dog
bite story?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
So okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
So when I came in, I saw that your your finger.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
I was injured.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Yes, you were injured.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
I had a jiu jitsu event with an aikita, which
is not fun, not before interviewing Denise. So this is
what I said to you earlier. First, well, thank you.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
For being here, thank you for having.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
You have blessed one bad movie.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
I feel very blessed.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
I love it. And the reason I know this show
is already in the spiritual realm like Super Awesome, is
because crazy it is going on all around it. Well,
we're trying to make it.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
That's that's that's sometimes the best stuff.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
It's like resistance in the matrix, you know what I mean.
So here, I am forty eight minutes away from interviewing
Denise Richards, and my little dog gets in a little
dog fight with the neighbor's dog, and I get bit
on my finger, and uh, it's pretty bad.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
It's not good to have a dog bite because people
think it and actually, let me see the where you're mark.
I just want to check.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Look, Denise, please help me, help me out. Is it okay? Well, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
I have a question for you to kind of bring
it back to Denise here to tie into the dog bite.
Is there any story from on set where like there
was this big disaster and like it kind of impeded
the day, but then it turned out the movie or
the scene whatever you were working on, like turned out
amazingly despite I mean.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
There's always been I think stuff that you know, sometimes
you get delayed or something happens.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
I think with the exception of just like how fast
we were shooting oh.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
On that well that movie. My last day, the guy
the monkey investor lent us all cars and I didn't
even want the car because I was worried about the
liability and it was a Ferrari right, And my last
day in front of the hotel, someone hit.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
It, right, I remember this.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
I remember this, and the hotel did not take responsibility
even though they had valet part. Yeah, yep, that was
a thing.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Was there a Valentine's movie that you worked on where
you almost got bit recently. No, what, there's a Valentine's Shoot, Sorry,
Valentine's shoot.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
Oh yeah, no, I got I've gotten bit twice by
Charlie's ex wife. I'm babysitting her cuban iguana. It's five
feet long, and so I got twice.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
I forgot that Charlie's ex wife.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Yes, and I've had him.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
So understanding.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
You want to see a video, I'm gonna show you
a video and then I'm gonna head out. I gotta
show you this video because he's super cute. Oh no,
and I have another guy that I'm babysitting too, So
here I'm gonna show.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
You this babysit her Denise Richards.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
When does this error that? You know what? When I
have something? When you know when this is going to
start airing, then maybe I could come back and do
a little segment too.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
We would love that because I have so many movie questions.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Yeah, I'll come back, but I want you to come
back and help and help me co host one.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
Oh, I would love that.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
That was Carmen or somebody ouse.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
No, that would be so fun. I would love to genuinely.
I would. I would say, I'll get right, We'll do
it at the next one you can't afford me, okay,
thank you so much to wrap it up.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
To wrap it up, I say, you know, I'mise Richards.
My one bad movie is which you can catch it?
Speaker 4 (37:51):
Okay. I don't know where you can catch it. I've
never seen it. It did go to a theater a
few years ago. They brought it. Yeah, okay, I'm Denise Richards.
My one bad movie is Tammy and the t Rex.
And I have more than one bad movie, but that
was the first one that came to mind, only because
(38:11):
I had to pretend like the dinosaur was my boyfriend
and it was funny.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
And isn't that kind of an oxymoron? Because in life,
I'm sure you've had a few boyfriends that were quite
the dinosaur, right.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
I think so?
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Isn't that weird how that happens?
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Thank you for having me.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
You're fabulous. And meet your daughters who were gorgeous and
fabulous too. Thank you, okay, bless you. Thank you. Guilty lasness.
Speaker 4 (38:46):
This sun it's so bad.
Speaker 6 (38:49):
It's one bad MOVI