QLS Classic: Desus & Mero Pt. 1

Late-night comedy duo Desus and Mero sit down with Team Supreme to rehash their journey from Bodega Boys podcast to Showtime hit.

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part one of Davis the Merrow from May one, nineteen.
This is episode thirty three, l and Doing. Okay, you know,
if you hear my voice at the top of the episode,
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It's taking so long to make this to happen. Two
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freaking free since you had now i'man technically we have

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been talking even before we did the theme. But where
did I walk in on? Though? Like we were discussing.
We was talking about Blockbuster, were talking about games, We
talking about video games and had it was certain video
games that just we couldn't afford. So like somebody that
Neo Geo was like it was the Bitcoin of nan whatever, Wait,

(04:44):
what is Neil so Neil Gil was this? It was this?
So it was this our game console that this is like,
what Nanni that and you had one game? Yeah, and
a game console? But what was the game? Hans? He
was probably no Box Adventure with Tembographics team. Yeah, New

(05:05):
York Geo was like Fatal Fury right with that with
a Ponytail and yeah, I think it was that one.
But it was this crazy expensive like yeah, normal people
didn't have it. Yeah, I don't even legally you could.
White people bought it. Yeah, you own one. I did not,
but you knew you knew people that like I do several.
It was like a dish several. What was like, you

(05:25):
need the drug deal is in my neighborhood didn't have. Yeah.
The thing about Neil what was those The thing about
Neil Geo is that they had the Neil Geo machines
in the arcade where you could play the games and
you could finish the game at home. Yeah that's too much,
that's too much rich? Yeah, yeah, it made my met
my meek voice? Are you rich? Rich? Okay? Oh you're

(05:46):
saving the ship at the arcade and they're taking it home. Okay,
you're say there's a game I could play at Well,
there's still arcades at NINETYSK. I can't it was a
rich I don't know how it works. It was how
would you finish your game at home? I guess because
you had the console. It was like the first SD
card type ship. You just put the card in the

(06:07):
machine at home and then you would the game. And
the way the way my parents got out of not
buying that there was like that's a Babylon thing. You
can there's no way that's going on. Where the hell
was that? And then too man, you he was like
in Europe, like now I got it. He was using
out here doing doing big things, making videos and ship.

(06:27):
He was like past the popcorn. I feel like the
whole episode is gonna be like this, you guys gonna
just talk about manship that I've never experienced. So none
of you all had Neil. I think for me it
ended out the I had the regular Nintendo and then
I didn't make it the Super Nintendo. But I didn't

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get take of Genesis. That was like that was like
a parallel move though, yeah, yeah, it was a parallel.
And then from now and I don't think I jumped
back on it until well I got p S one
p S I got back in around Dreamcast. You know
what he had changes. I still have it works. Yeah. Yeah,
Like I bought the Dreamcast and then a week later
they announced stay with dis continue the damn the Dreamcast,

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and the thing was the first to get there with
the online like they were they was a game. They
had the two K with the wild polygone hands or
you shoot your fly like that, Like we laughed back then.
We was like, yo, you can see all five of
Kobe fingers. They are never gonna top these graphics. Yeah,

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I never I would not. I can admit. I spend
a lot of time watching gameplay throughs on YouTube, like
games that like I never got to beat like an
eight year old they do it. I watched the Yeah
there's a dude, they beat Metroid in like twenty minutes. Yeah,
well I never would have did that. To this day,
I go back and I played Nintendo games I didn't
finish as a kid. I'm like, these games is hard. Hard. Yeah.

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And did that ship on purpose because it was like, yo,
let's make this ship dumb hard because we don't know
what to do at the end, Like we don't know
how to end this, how to wrap it up? Someone
just it would just be words like I'm learning that
now now I'm feeling like I'm bringing up the ancient
games because how is that just cover No, no, no,

(08:14):
Dragons Layer two? Okay, dragons too. What I got sequel,
it's the sequel to remember the Dragons. They came out
with the second one, Great Dragon Layer two. Yeah, the
one that was on the lace with this. It was
but it was like play Space. It was one of

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the most expensive video games ever made because they they
thought people would pay to play it at home on
a laser disc. And that's a little the big wild. Wow,
that's wild, and that's well I'm saying now you can
play it on your your iPhone. And for some reason,

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I still can't master I can't get to the end
those games impossible. That's killing those games. Like I was
playing a Super Mario. Honestly, was just like the news
and that I rocked that ship. But you recommended that
to me. There's just positive where it turns into the
first Mario. I was just like brona trigger, I'm swaying

(09:20):
ship like no, not because the ship your PTSD. Yeah,
it's way there's a hidden screen that takes you back
to so like in a certain level, it's certainly know
you go through a pipe. It's a four D, two D,
three D eight D. It's all up, Like you know
what I'm saying, what I just said. So are you

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guys still active game players? Yeah? I like I bought
I bought the switch back two years ago now and
I haven't played it in about six months. Yeah. I
got it for my kids and I played more than them.
We're still on there called the duty called duty, and
you know what, I'm nice with it. So like I'm
like torturing sixteen year old kids and the name my

(10:03):
name is clearly Jesus online. It's not hoiding it. I took.
He was like, that's why you watch your show. I
was like, that's why I quick spoke to you. You
want to want PS four Xbox Xbox, you know what? Funny?
And then I thought I was popping and I saw
a tweet from iced Tea because someone was like, yo,
what game system you played? He was like both. I
was like wow, but I did the same ship because

(10:26):
my man was like, my man was like, you gotta
get off the Xbox. That was cool, you gotta get
on p S four. I was like, I don't know,
and I guess he made a plane with my wife
to get it for Christmas. For Christmas and it's lit now.
I was just like, wow, this is so which of
the Xbox PS four, which one is the I Phone
and which one is the green Box ship. That was

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like I never like I banged with PlayStation one and
didn't really that was my thing. G T A three
and all that stuff and God award, that was when
I jumped on that first got to go. But the
first happen Sexbox that she was like two. It was
around I had to shout out a f A teen exhaust. Man.

(11:10):
It sounded like when when the Jet Blue played backs up.
I had one of those. I think I probably turned
it on maybe three times. Yeah, it was the first
like wow, Xbox Yeah on Xbox like I had, like
NBA Street and all that. Yeah all right. Also, if
anyone listening, we would like to bring back NBA Street Hello, Yeah,
we already got stretching bobs that come on till we

(11:32):
get a cross over, like can we get deaf jam
Been dead back? Did they bring back? Did they bring
back NBA jam recently too? They're trying to do the
k game, Like I would kill to play NBA jam
t again. Yeah, put up a branch, Which which one
in my and where why you gotta go? Y? Flex?

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And Bill clear me? Have you seen where I parked
my Puggatti? No, I'm not flexing. I wasn't a gamer,
but they asked. They were like, we'll make you a
character and just to be smart. And I was like,
all right, make me like nine feet tall and I
can shoot all threes and occasionally I'll get a tweet
or whatever like I'm playing with Wow, I don't is

(12:27):
an NBA hope for the right now? You played for
the sixers. No, it's it's like a random It's like
it makes two. It's like two two. If you want
to know how weird the world used to be Hillary
Clinton and Bill Clinton? Yeah yeah, Jeff bad I think
it was in there. Yeah yeah, they were all Hillary out.

(12:56):
She stepped over you like Alan I was in the
pants suit. It's like, come on, what would you? I
want to get back into the game world, but I'm
afraid that I won't be as productive as I am.
You won't. But if you turn on Red Day Redemption,
he's not playing Red Redemption. And I'll tell you why
why This is D'Angelo song in it I don't even

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know why. Why does that matter? I don't know. I
don't know y'all y'all in good terms or not. Y'all
seem to be to be back and forth. I think
he changed his number. I mean, oh damn, I'll see
him at you know he knew if you know who did?
I ask the question as someone knew to Hollywood? Is
that like when people change their number and they'll tell

(13:42):
you you are you allowed to feel some kind of
way about this? Is that like the Hollywood curve? Here's
because like there's never got people that I've texted. I'm like, yo,
yo yo, I'm gonna tell you what to do. Two
phone dues. Always keep you always keep. I always keep

(14:03):
my original phone on something? All right? He knows he
still knows where he came from. Hollywooder on us. But
I might have a few bet phones. Does your original
phone have a Philly number? Oh? Both my drains got
Philly on purpose, Like I gotta go Philly. I don't
want I'm gonna calling long distance. I'm not from what

(14:29):
is the Philly area code? I've only album? Are they
from Philly? Might? Really? I believe black thoughts from reading
I think lives in South Orange. Now I knew I

(14:53):
was in trouble because I was like in the Bronx
and I'm saying I was like, what is that? I
was like, I don't know this, I would be saying it,
and I'm saying it now. I was living in Indiana
running a website called well I'm sorry, you know what's up?
All right? So every time I went I went to
your speaking of Philly, I went to your recommendation spots.

(15:16):
You told me where to get uh the chop cheese,
chop cheese. Where we're going to and you told me, right,
so check it. In fact, it was it was after
a Saturday night live taping, was like two in the morning,
and I was like, I wonder if I state up
that spot now. Now, of course you know, I pulled

(15:37):
up to the joy No No chop cheese, chop cheese,
New York chop cheese. Yeah. So I went to the spot,
and first I cased to place out from inside the
car to make sure I was smart. That's that's the
first one told me. But it's weird. It's it's the

(15:58):
spot you told me is quasi gentrified now, which one
uh okay, granted it was across the street from a project.
The spot could be gentrified. As long as the cat
is there and the owner is not American, you'd be good.
It was somewhere between Spanish Arlem and the Bill Autograph

(16:21):
to take to the Water. No, it was. It was
a legit chop cheese steak spot. You gave me the spot,
and now like, I wait until two in the morning
to try. You know, I'm not mad at the chop cheese.
There you go, I'm not mad at you know. You
know what the thing is like, Philadelphias will kill me
for saying that. You're like, it's not it's not comfortable
to anything in Philly, but it does the trick for

(16:43):
it gets you through it. You know, it's the perfect
drunk meal. It's like it's like it's like a it's
like a Bronx burrito. Be like, could you actually explain
what a ch cheese It's like. It's like you take
a cheese burger like a burger patty and just chop
it down, chop it up, just go through the whole.

(17:08):
You got to use the oil that he used in
the morning to fry the bag. If you don't toast
the bread, you don't respect you. Yeah, if you just,
if you just They asked me if I were want
to toasted on toast, toasted, and what kind of cheese
did you get? Um see him, Philly, we use American cheese.

(17:33):
You gotta use the triple pepper pepper Jack. Well, no, listen,
I'm gonna say if you only use pepper jack cheese
and Philly we use American cheese, but I use pepper
jack cheese. If your butthole was not quiver in the
next day you shipped it out, that was not a
good chop. If you're not naked on the toilet sweating
like whoa. But I'm gonna tell you something before you
go tell you something, I'm gonna tell you something. There's

(17:56):
a spot in Brooklyn, Okay, Williamsburg a ball places. Oh,
willis Burgers tried super official with their chop cheese. What's
still like a hood spot. It's Williamsburg, That's what I'm saying.
You talk, you're talking to my neighborhood. We're let me
find it on my phone. Yeah, Williamsburg is weird because

(18:18):
like you'll see like a old scoop bl daka. You
go inside and like they're just selling penicillin for real?
What is this? Fam Like you turn the corner and
there's eight Dominican dudes drinking and shut out of staring
phone cups and you don't know what it is. You
know what I'm saying. And then you turn the next
corners to dude and I bike with no breaks and
the handkerchiefs. Okay, I break this down for me as

(18:38):
as a Jamaican brother diesus. What is it with Jamaicans
and animals? Because like not not that, because that was
just always a thing, like because in the South, I
mean we would have dance hall sets and you know,
we go out whatever. But it was just I just
always thought of him. It's like, yeah, that's the manimal, Yeah, lion,
tiger man, lion like the lion, and know it was

(19:02):
it was all. It was the zoo. I'm like a
lot of our cultures about like sucking like animals that
you can't dance. You watch it's not overpopulated, but you
gotta watch. You gotta watch the movie Rude Boy. It's
a straight to DVD movie called Rude Boy. I don't
know how to me a straight to DVD DVD shot.

(19:24):
The fixed music I scooped that shut up with the
big pun like documentary like basically just like his wife
being like, yo, he beat my ass like mother used
to sheet rock a type of crazy. Yeah, yeah, Oh
he's hug like like yeah, like he would just wild
out and just like tear a piece of sheet rock
off the wall and he's wild. They had to beating

(19:46):
us something, talking like yo, he came through one time.
He had a gun under his titty, like all this
wild stuff was wild. He was like all the stories
like a jets real like heard the stories. I've heard
stories remember like a teen that Jimmy's Bronze Cafe or
Jimmy's Bronx Cafe not resting and I was dying parasos

(20:13):
with the stripe on and pun and Joe came out
and it started doing twins, but Punk came out if
Joe came out first, like yeah, motherfucker man animated Punk
comes out, puts a stool down in front of the
mic thedle, but he was just in the stool the
whole time. But everybody's like Nicks and Durino boots and

(20:36):
ship like we're all fifteen and the ship wild the
funk out. So we got the Camptain went to the
TikTok Diner and bounce on the bill before before, before Dice,
we're all gotta on adrenaline on things for all apart
Pun was supposed to be in that slot. Wow, and
for some reason, like he called the studio twice. We

(20:58):
were waiting for him to come and do his thing
and he called, he's on speaking phone. I was like, uh,
I mean, you know, the one in the morning at least,
like you know, we're still here, we're working on another.
Uh yeah, it's okay. I was shocked. I knew it

(21:20):
was like Charlie Brown, you don't say it's like we
too bears thinking of the walls. You can't look at us.
And then around twelve, but based on the tone, and
then around twelve, I was like, you know, I was like, yeah,
we gotta turned the record in so you know, no, no,

(21:42):
no no, And that was it. Yeah. Yeah, adrenaline was
a trap on that Yea. I remember I heard that
because you know, like off the root ship. I was like, yeah, this,
I was like, wow, it's nice Neil so spit or
whatever that golo oh here with the crack crack clean

(22:09):
clean the house to uh instance, I gotta real quick. Um.
I don't know if I ever told you all the
story about when Tarika Mallick got arrested at Millersville right
before we went on stage because of Mad Lion. Okay,

(22:30):
every day it was the Millersville homecoming show, the Roots
of matt Lion and whose headlining we were because here's
the Toka Mallick treka uh Treka Mallick were Millersville students.

(22:51):
So they try to play this up as like the
the home like the return of our very own. Now
here's the thing when they were students at Millersville. Maybe
it's some sort of last day of school revenge mission
on like one of the campus cops or something. I
don't know. It could have been a bucket of water

(23:12):
over the door, could have been egging of houses. Whatever
happened back in on like last day of school. Man,
we're gonna get they got whatever revenge on whatever correctional
officer that was the campus police person. And they've been

(23:33):
marking the days off in the book when like when
they come back school, so at least they have faith
that they become stars and come back literally the presidents
like I'm out here, you know, I'm very proud to
back Malik uh Malik uh Abdul Bassett and to reach
out and known as the Routes. And as soon as

(23:55):
they came out, says, the cops came on stage and
like arrested them, thus forcing Matt Lion to come back
out and redo his entire set one time. You know
I'm gonna do. She was literally waiting that whole time, like,

(24:17):
as soon as they came on stage, I'm gonna walk
out and arrest them. I'm gonna try. Yeah, that's yeah.
She probably doing a live got his council joke like
that too. So the whole point was that, yeah, I've
seen a Matt Lion concert twice the same day. Cruel
he was, though he always started show off with we

(24:38):
are taping a lot. He said, I'm recording my live album.
That's my dumbask for it. And I was like, yeah,
we shaid tell everybody we're doing a live album every
time you know we can, I ask up. Okay, Now,
I wasn't gonna do any business talk, but I'm curious

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and for you know, for our listeners that are listening,
how did you two meet high school? Uh summer school
in New York City. Summer school thing is in New
York City, like you can go with whatever high school
whatever they have like maybe five summer schools for each Boro.
Summer school was not really about going to school. It's
going to hang with your friends that you hung with
in the school year. In schools also that too, so

(25:25):
we go to hang, you go to some school for
failing anything you could fail Jim. I used to cut
Jim all the time because they gave me square dancing,
true stories squar. I was like, I'm gonna s dancing.
That used to be a big thing in facts and
it was like a real but the teacher didn't gave
a funk. He never did ship. He's like square dance Jim, motherfuckers.
So I was like, fun this, I'm gonna go to
next door to the gym and hoop with my friends.

(25:47):
So I would just fail Jim and then have to
go to some school because I failed Jim. We weren't
We weren't even friends then, but we were like friends
of Jason, Like I knew people that hung with him,
but I wasn't like he has to do that be
with my man. That's you know I'm saying. He was first,
that's a very loud tomic in and I hope when
he grows down. But I took gym in summer school
one year because I didn't want to take it during
the regular year. It's well, it's why easy. It's like

(26:08):
it's like it's like when you get not for something
that you get community service and the dude that's running
the community services, why cool. He just let you signed
in the bounce, you know what I'm saying. And he's
just been like, you'll come back around five and sign out.
I mean it's the middle of the summer, so we
was doing swimming, so you know it's women in the
summer and the summer. I missed getting into Bronx High

(26:29):
School Science by three points, and they said, you can
do this summer school program all summer and we'll let
you go in. And my parents was like, whoa, I
guess you're going. I was like, you thought run the
street to my hood and friends. You might have been
earlier if you into Bronx size, because you're just you're
robbing me. Clinton was right next to my school. Clinton
was right next to the Bronx Science and that ship
was like a buffet. Was got like four north Fish

(26:52):
Jackets off the bron Sciences like the Creme Della Cremin
New York. So it's like all these smart they school
parents they have like north Face jackis uh uh yes MSNBC.
School with him was the nexus of many things I've learned.
Chris Hayes. I was. I was in school with Chris

(27:14):
Hayes from second grade two, I want to say seventh grade.
Were in the Extremely Gifted program. It was a magnet
school for really extremely like some X Men ship called nerds.
It smart. It was like it was. It wasn't so
much nerd stuff because we were in regular schools, so
you couldn't be a nerd school. And I'll say this

(27:35):
to say this, nobody ever pumped Chris Hayes at school. No,
Chris Hayes went to a all black school with Coops
City in the Bronx, and Chris Hasan was cool with everybody,
not everyone in MS everyone game. But I was like,
Chris Hayes had girls in love with him. He was
like a cool kid. He was like he's being highly
he was being honest. That yeah, Chris Hayes was cool.

(27:56):
He was a quarter of Nexus. Yeah, because he didn't
after he went. He went to Hunter with Lin Manuel
and uh, mortal did you Did you have the mortal
technique bullying recite hip hop versus thing? Did you have that?
When he came on the show, he told us he
was like, yeah, I put the motherfucker in a trash
care because I recited black Moon versus that's hip hop,

(28:22):
that's hip hop. Look if you if your album came
out in the nineties and the title was not misspelled,
He's not really happy. Who got the props? The who's
got the prop? D a pole a whole shot? All right? Crazy?
Come on, there is a dark side? Yeah, what happened

(28:43):
to the sound boy? Back? Is that a French dessert? Back?
Get super specific and we're gonna reference when Smith when
Western became Coco Brother. Yeah, yeah, you can't. You can't

(29:03):
put no classic album titles in our phones. No. I
like what I spell them. I spell them correctly. You're
like red Man, there is a dark I'm mad though,
because now I'm starting to spell fabulous names. I started
I started telling that about the word fabulous like so

(29:25):
many first grades. It ahead of his cadus. You're like
a US sign the word the worship ludicrous and the
worst ship I do not on lude Chris, but the
first the worship was when I miss spelled genuine. Yeah,
I don't know how you spelled his name with with

(29:47):
a wit, I would change my king what like the
name of one of your sims, Like, yeah, that's due
to pony. Like alright, wait a minute, I gotta say. Uh.

(30:18):
Ms Elliott, who I didn't realize was active on Twitter. Uh.
She she didn't creep in my d m oh about
the list christ she wrote me talking about me at
Karan size. No. I mean we ended nicely, but I

(30:44):
didn't realize. Like ms Alli is a person who won't
budge to do a concert unless you're paying the high
six figures. So I I would think that she'd be
reclusive enough to not be on social media. She tweets everybody.
She's like, yo, everybody, like you got everyone because that

(31:06):
was that's right, you've been off of hip hop d X?
Who who it was? Hip hop d X? They did?
They did like a strong move they did. Yeah it was.
I mean, so they did a list it was like
the top twenty female rap albums and put on the list. No,
missy the list they took Lauren off the list. They

(31:28):
took Lauren off the list. Miseducation as R and B
it is? I mean it kind of so wait miss
being a rap album because that album made me a
strong black woman freshman year college. I was like, my
pressent cross like film, what was on the list that

(31:50):
should made me Missy's first three records like three to
and one that wasn't wasn't that yeah, and so it
wasn't that of Snark and Missy. But I was just like,
if you're gonna include misses albums on this list, then
you also have to include Lauren. But then it's like
the whole what is hip hop? What it's not hip hop? Like?
I didn't consider Arrested Development a hip hop? Wait? What

(32:12):
were you about to say? Was that your first opt
out single? People that are gonna make fun of me,
mister Windows, Shut the funk up, Contacted, it's a problem.
Shut up. You got Bill building, ship build. I love that.

(32:42):
White people love that love arrest Development like white people
love d O g O paid. I said the words
arrested Development, and your whole body language got in some
stance like you know why, it's because he's white. You
don't know if you talk about the group or are
we talking abou like je's the baby I'm talking about time.

(33:05):
There's always one in the This is not my inner monologue.
I know. I love to be like because you know
I got cute up. If we do hit it, go ahead,
Oh my god, I have a story to tell about
my random about Wait stop going to the best part.
Here we go. A step mother is Jamaica. It's true.

(33:30):
It's true. My stepmother is Jamaican. Yes, so hit it
and Jamaican? Do you have a path to listen? Listen
to from Long Island? Wait real quick? And I think

(33:50):
I brought this up. I think I brought this up
last time. All of the uh Jamaican nannies that are
watching kids in my building dog and this not flex
It kind of was no I heard of. One of
the kids has a slight accents. It happens. Dude, Are

(34:13):
you saying that this goes from nanny the kid? It does?
It does? It does? Because my nephew, even though you
know my family making in my family talks hard car Jamaican,
his nanny does. And so like my nephew comes to
visit me and he dropped some water and he goes
no no, no. I was like, you're a six kid,
you're a woman that Oh no, it's sad, it is possible.

(34:36):
I know that my dad goes to Jamaica with his
wife and considers himself a Jamaican in a completely racist way.
It makes me uncomfortable, Like I love those people that
people come up to me in the bar they're like, oh,
you're Jamaican. They're like, brother, I went, I went once
and you know too long I and I has toiled.

(34:57):
Let me tell you I went to Sandals amazing, amazing. Man,
would the worst. You would never want to have sex again.
Go to Heatonism. No, Headonism. It's it's still around. It's
the worst. Not only is that not only should they
not be naked, they're super comfortable with their bodies and

(35:18):
they're trying to get super comfortable with your Yeah, we
got booked twice to play Heatonism three, and I remember
you didn't. The money was awesome. You should have done
when you yall y'all played for a crowded full the
North when you were the most part. How did you
get this chilly? They were like, you know, didn't do it.

(35:41):
The whole hotel feels like a whole std You just
want to walk around with like slides, you have go
like feet and bleach. I didn't know. I'm sorry. I
took you to that l A and that's what happened.
I'm good, Combo, I'm glad you guys here. I'm gonna
get back to the rest of them. That's how we

(36:01):
were moving on. But in the Bronx, what are is
the Golden Ladies still thing in the Bronx? Unfortunately that
was a landmark Golden Ladies clothes down since Condos Club
w you still there if you listen, if you want to,
where is the spot? I hear Bronx still has the
greatest strip clubs. That is not true that if you

(36:23):
are trying to commit an arm robbery number one hands
now have you ever seen you ever seen that? You
ever seen wear a north face? Oh wait wait what
you ever had a dance to call to you? Like
yo with hip hop? She signed a big step from
my name got she was she standing at us outside

(36:44):
of fat beats before she got she got a messaging
back for the finals and ships like yo yo, lady
like that was back because New Yorkshire clothes are wack.
Because you can't you gotta cover up a lot of
stuff and naked. And then once you go to a
strip club outside of New York, you never never ne

(37:04):
yor two clubs will have like pea like, yeah, that's
not what I came here for. This is one time,
like you really should be here because she used to
wat the Queens. You know what was that? Like, what
was managing this club? Like managing you mass because every
marriage scoresies. But no, it sounds like it's like, oh

(37:32):
my god, I know it's like you're in charge of
like these half naked hot girls. I was like, they're irresponsible.
They stage on time that their caddy fights people fighting
over I'm dancing to this Beyonce song tonight and now
you gotta break up a fight in the locker room,
or somebody brings a glass in the locker room it breaks,
and now someone cuts their foot and now she can't

(37:52):
go on stage, and you got things to shift for
Someone tries to bring their daughter to the club and
they can't get a babysitter, and I'm all burnt out.
Also like ship is whacking fucking people want enjoyed And
I actually lost an appreciation for titties working on how
long did you ask? Years? But I was bouncing all
around nightlife because apparently I'm going to for a while too.
I was DJ and I was doing security. I was

(38:14):
doing everything. Bro, I was real Jamaican. I was like,
if you if you job with the home deple, I
would leave the strip club and just go put on
someone's roof. All right. Helped me because there's still one
spot that I d J at just for kicks. Okay,
but what have you ever played def leppards poured some

(38:36):
sugar on me or that? You know, damn the look
you have. You ever had the owner come into the
d J booth and like, hey, yeah enough hip hop,
play good stuff and then they bring a bell and
then some girls poor like shots in her mouth and
You're like, this is hell, that's wild, and you do

(38:57):
have to. That's why Manhattan show clubs are because that's
what they're like. You know what I'm saying. It's just
a bunch of like Russian shorties that don't speak English.
I got f cup titties, and I remember when I
was the opposite the Queens. Yea, I didn't know that
Skinny was the new Atlanta, like it's New York club

(39:19):
like the finance broke up there like, yeah, yeah, you
gotta go to the underground strip clubs and Brooklyn shake
that long. But underground, underground when you got back ship
are you on the mother? Why? Why are you looking
at the floor when you gave me that time, I
wasn't looking at the looking at you. Okay, you underground.

(39:43):
To go to underground, you would be one in the
brons that it was just straight up a closed down bodega,
like it was a bog in the daytime. Underground strip clubs,
that's the thing. Yeah, yeah, but then you could you
could drink all night, you could gamble, you could do
all drugs. And when we got that, we call that
now because we are Christians and responsible. I just know

(40:05):
about this because people have told me shut up. I
read an article. I read it. I read about it.
It was in New York. There was a medium article
about it. But you maintain that Queen's is the best
spot for Yeah, the story. That's why we didn't want
Amazon to camp. We didn't want to disrupt. That was
AOC is real. She was like, they're gonna shake up,

(40:26):
They're gonna break up the booty Shaker. We can't have
that I now see. So I'm bay Bill. Yeah, all right,
so you're fine with the arrested Development. Back on that
our arrested development hip hop? Is that was that discussion
we're having? Well no, no, I'm just saying that the
arrested Development would tell you that they were a hip
hop group. They would, of which I was like, I

(40:46):
don't know, right. So my whole point when I when
I was trying to make a point on Twitter, was
that I felt that Lauren Damn album deserved We were
talking about that, Well, I try to I think Lauren
Hills hip hop. I'm trying to jump out of the
rabbit hole. I think that people somehow like gotten Missy's

(41:09):
speared to be. Of course I'm talking about you that,
you know, which wasn't the case. I was just saying
that if Missy Elliott is hip hop and so I
and I agree with that, but I think that they
only did it for click. But yeah, there were three
Little Kim albums on the list. It was Notorious. No,

(41:31):
it was the first, like Phone, but it was like
it was the first one, which is that's the one?
Then it was like they put Labella Mafia and Notorious.
They put naked truth on there because that's when they
got five months I think, I think I can't remember,
but to do have be Devil's advocate. Lauren Hill loses
points because those songs were about white cleft. Wow. They

(41:53):
were now let you know that you like and they
just imagined to him. On top of like, if you
listen to this albums, she's rapping a lot more than
she's singing on well, that's the point that she made
in this nine paragraph, like you listen to Lauren Alb
she's singing more, way more than she's rapping. It's like
it's like Fante's career now that man has a family.

(42:20):
That's also say that yo Fante's new EPI check out.
Can I tell you something as wow this I don't
I don't know why. It just popped in my head
back in the MySpace days. Wow, when my deep dropped.
I think it was the blood money and I was
just like, I'm the one about stand and I was

(42:43):
just like, damn, he's right crazy on the show and
he said the same thing, Rest is soul Man, that
ship was. He was like he read it in jail, right, Yeah,
he was like I read it. He was like and
I read and I was like, yo, he was right.
He was like, man, it was too much, he said.
With the album, he was like, man, it was too
much g units. Yeah, he said people, he said, we

(43:03):
don't understand like our fans. They wanted to hear us,
like won't hear you us and get annoyed and get
all the game you got ram ricords And he was like, yo,
you was right, and I was like wow, And so
I just that was because I was like, yo, it's
just as a fan, you know. I wasn't writing on
no hatership. It was just like I'm a fan. Kept
talking no one for your editorials, including Mike Tupson's punch Man.

(43:29):
I forgot about that about because there was one line anywhere.
It was like, yo, there's no like he was like
one of the best, like his opening line in line
and he's like, you don't got none of those on
this sipe And I was just like damn, yeah. I
was like but they he said, have the weird They
did have the weird. Science that was lustrous they did.
That was that the guy that twisted, that was that

(43:50):
was that was but that was one alchemist would be
what's up? What's up? Scott al so always so d
nice that I always felt on the South Bronx. What

(44:13):
do he said? You know, what's up? Scott Rock? Like?
I always felt he was a good like he was
about to alright, wait o good. It's like an actual
rap studio session. You know, we recreated ad a hip hop.

(44:35):
What I'm saying. What I'm saying, does somebody kind of
come up with a blunt rolling on the white owl?
White owls just got a tail arrow a baby? What
do cats? Rolder? We went? Now that's on the block.
The block was gonna be very This is going to

(44:57):
be a very controversial thing he did. People smoke these
wraps called entourages. But the thing is because the cops
made it. Now you can't used to be able to
buy one. You have to buy a box of four,
and they're fifteen dollars each, but dollars each. If Toppy
at the boat, they're gonna sunk with you if he
thinks you're a cop or some ship, because everyone else
k five dollars for them. So if you go in

(45:19):
the store and they're like fifteen dollars, you're like, oh
where you think I'm pussy again? You gotta like fight
whatever people fight. I say, people use that, people use duchess,
people use roll up. I see motherfucker's using these ship's
called hype, and I used them a couple of times
because I've flipped and not using drugs. You sense that's broke.

(45:44):
That's when you broke. Broke. That should come in flavors
and don't even exist like hype. Like that. You can't
put that weed in the knak ice cream wrap. That's
called what's out he hypen he hypen. You can't. The
drugs will come a verb. Yeah about that? Now I
started smoking backwards that because like I was smoking duchess.
But it's a process. And now I just got a

(46:05):
mild lazy because you gotta unroll the league. There's nothing
lazier than looking than one of the smoke weed and
be like that's a lot of work, damn, Like you
really you really look at the weed and the wrap
in the grinder, like, so yall do the vague ship
y'all with that? No, I don't like the vaporing because
vapor feels too much like smoking crack. And I'm gonna
keep the funky. Really, you got the pitch for you,
like the forking like I can't do this. Yeah, like

(46:29):
ike with that because I smoke so much, bud Bro,
I got four kids, so I was like, I gotta
s I get it. I'm saying I smoke. We constantly
like I eat edibles, and people all, yo, what are
you doing? I'll wrote on Twitter like yo, I ate
um they got something called punch bars? Is that the Yeah? Yeah,
I ate that ship and I took my son to
win it like a little birthday party type situation out

(46:51):
of your mind, and people are like people like yo,
I'd be smacked a fifty million, it's ridiculous with you,
and like okay. He he'd be like, yo, this should happened.
He gave me one and I was like, I don't
feel ship, and he's three times the size of me.
How was the birthday party? It was fucking little. I

(47:12):
got videos in my focus. It was like some science
mad science lad party. Now it wasn't even the bounty houses.
They were just playing, like making doing science experimence. Bro.
You would have thought I was spielbreaking that I wasn't there,
like doing videos and ship like zooming in, putting like
little stickers around the ship, trying yeah for real, like
I got a jip in there. Ship she was all right,

(47:34):
So school school me. What's what's a a fair buzz
milligram for edibles? Well, apparently I was just One of
our Hollywood friends said that he was like, yo, I
took like a five. I couldn't function. I was like
my family. I had my sleeve tattoo. I did five

(47:56):
fifty milligram edibles at once. What Wow? It wasn't enough
and you were I was in pain. It was like
I was like some more that was like no, I'm
like fam like you should be dead by now. Four
brownies that had like skulling crossbones on them, and was
like stopping story. I got a better what I'm saying.
You go to l A, you go to this fenssary.

(48:18):
They have a brownie that says please eat over the
course of five days. What you're mad over here? Gulling
McGhee like, I was like, you had it all and yeah,
and then I went over for sixteen for three. So
then we get to a helicopter to fly the Coachella

(48:39):
almost crashes. I looked at in the back because I'm like, yo,
if we're about to die, I want to know it's
masculine for me to scream, like a bit your man
is knocked out, like the helicopters dropped off the sky.
We're like a wind farm. We're about to die. Or
the pilots like his parents like oh, I love you,
and he's like, yeah, I'm popped up for like a
hot tesse. Kids. I looked and I just see my

(49:01):
man like not with his hand on, no type of controls,
just like playing with an iPad, and I'm gonna that's
a key part of this. At one point, the pilot
pulled out the iPad into the Google search in the
I didn't see what he was good with search, But
how you're we never went to Coachella go. We just

(49:27):
stayed in because you know what we did the math
and it's just like, yo, we flew mad far to
be around mad people inconvenient and not able to go
to the batho. We flew man far to go to
New York and you never Dusty never went. What was that?
It wasn't it was the year before Beyonce, but it was.
We went to the Weed mass party and they had

(49:48):
this big gass screen. We could just watch coach When
I'm like, why would I go to the desert with
like these trust fund kids, like let me say good
everybody fo usteve with like didn't have no regular food,
every piece of food every week. I never said no
the weed before. But it was weird, like and it's funny,

(50:12):
like he wants to fry chicken. We're weird. Like at
that point, I was on the dab ship like heavy
because I was like I want to get because I
saw smoking when I was like twelve, so I was
like I want Since then, I've been like chasing the dragon,
like I want to be like I want to be
scared high like when I was when I was like
fourteen type ship a mirror high. Yeah, you know what

(50:32):
I'm saying. I want to get to that point the
highness where your heart is like it does the beat,
it's like pump up. It's like what's up next? You know,
the next? You know the words like come on, come on,
don't so I do I do a while there's a
whole set up with Dabs and dab Riggs and all
this crazy ship, and I'm like, I did it, you

(50:52):
know the first time I did it, though, I had
like the fear my nigga, like like I went to
my man's like trying to my man Roger from Puffco.
He he had made one that was just like a
portable like little pen but you put the wax in it,
and it's like, I'm like, oh, this is made for me.
You feel me because I'm open target and I'm just
trying to get lit Like I just dip off into
the house where it's sexual quickly what I'm saying. I'm

(51:12):
there with my mother. I come to the like it's
that it's just a NFE target I'm saying. So I'm like,
I'm working with that. But the first time I hit it,
he was like, oh no, I got a damn rig.
So he got the whole ship with the it looks
like the bond sticking out, and I hit that ship
and I was just like, bro, Like I left. I
was like at the end of the time, we had
a MTV and I just had bounced out the office
because we wasn't doing that. I left. I went over

(51:34):
there and I leave all my ship in his office
and I leave and I'm walking. I'm walking up the
stairs to the train and he's like, yo, fam, you
left all your ship in my office. So I go
back there and all the doors look exactly the same.
My FNT like I was in the Shining Nigga, Like
I felt like I was dead ass in the Shining.
I was just like knocking on every door like whow right?
And then I'm like, oh, I got my phone on me,

(51:54):
let me just cool as myer's I call him and
he just come out the door, like, Yo, what are
you doing? I was like, you just are in this
situation where you have to Yeah, I'm the drinker. He's
a smoker. So that's usually what happened. What happens is
like you'll get like mad high, I'll be drunk, like, Yo,
you're too hot to drive this. He's like this is

(52:15):
a ober drivers, Yo, were hosting a party. The story
tell the story. I got super super lit, like like
I've never hand over the keys to nobody. I got
wild faith of my abilities to drive off smack, you
know what I'm saying. Like, and I was Dollo and
I was in an old accord and saying tan cloth.

(52:37):
Interia likes me like I'm good. So we do the
party and like I just the first party worse, you know,
destroyed the boat. Yeah, Kendrick Lamar, We're gonna be all right.
I know. The white owner was like what he was like,
I'm never gonna like you guys on the boat again.
I was like, yeah the first time. Yeah, that's how
we got here. Yeahah recipes combat Jack. Combat Jack was

(52:58):
hosting to started up PID to mob D Like there
was people in there bugging the funk out. It was wild,
and it's we're on the boat. So it's like you're
not getting off this ship, like you know, like yo,
this ship is parties. It was one of those calypsos,
all white boat parties off the west side of the
so Boom. So I'm just progressively getting worse and worse,

(53:21):
and I'm like seeing ship in like stages like I
I'm on the second floor. How I got to the
third floor, I don't know. But now I'm on the
third floor, I'm saying, and then and there's a there's
a girl in there that she's doing like something like
YouTube video or whatever the Fun Initiative is on its
on YouTube to this day, I don't know what the
funk I'm saying to Shorty. I'm just like, yeah, you
know what I mean. I'm here with my girl Chloe.
I don't even know if that's her name. Next you

(53:43):
know what I'm saying to the party or you keep
hearing it's like Jesus and marrow to the main top. Yeah,
we're just doing adical ship. You know. I'm saying like
we were just statural liberty. We were so fucked up
that we do you just owing he's doing this thing.
He throws on the little way Bobby Valentino or the

(54:06):
song is going and then we're on the mike. So
the DJ cuts the ship down to the crowd, He's like,
are you can't be mad on people like who singing?
I was like that because we I we already got paid.
I don't care the blue face version way. So after

(54:27):
the ship, I'm like, yo, bro we we we find
my car finally, and I'm just like felt any time
you got to find a car, like yeah. So like
I'm like boomus right there boom So I'm like, yo,
fair I just looked at me. I was just like yo,
he looked at me. He's like, Y'll give you the keys.
I was like, no, no hesitation or someone's like, here's

(54:47):
how you know I should not have been driving. The
first thing I said that the red light was oh
you got good break You've got great breaks. You've got
great break times every time you have read Like I
was like, yo, you got want money key yeah, fresh fans,
Yeah yeah, yeah, it ain't squeaking. The shittiest Bronx diner

(55:08):
will come down. The security guard is like an I
was like, yeah, yeah, we just need to booth. Yeah,
why you're here? I was like, bring me a Patty milt,
bring me five petty milks, Like, let me get uh
we're on inland in the Bronx. Yeah, let me get
your freshest oysters. Yeah. Yeah, have they all been to
Europe yet or not yet? We are actually going soon

(55:31):
to We're going to London for the Boston Red Sox
Yankee game. So what's that. I think it's like July something. Wait,
how where is that going to be where no team
is doing each other because of the rival. Yeah, you're
a Philly fair you know, like, yo, we'll get to
a fifth queen. I've been like twenty seven rings. Bro

(55:51):
all right, three, I gotta basis in sports. I gotta Philly,
New York, Boston, no Boston Yellow yeah, oh nine. I
gotta say I had to throw out the first pitch
at the Phillies game. I didn't know the pressure of
throwing out a first pitch. I did not know that
it was sixty feet away the dirt. Why does everyone

(56:15):
keep asking? Why does everyone get you can't h you've
been over here you first of all, First of all,
what happened away them? This is all gonna say. All

(56:37):
I'm gonna say. Listen, all I'm gonna say is that
I did not wind up or not so top ten
for ESPN, that was number one. I didn't want to be.
I google horrible celebrity first pitches thing. I'm not gonna
make that. Did you yell cheese teake when you threw
the ball? No? I mean the thing was okay, I

(56:58):
didn't ground it, but it hit it. Technically he was
a strike. I hit home plate. Okay, that's not a strike.
It bounced. And the thing was I was old white
guy inside of me that watched his baseball strike Philly
Downhill far like the people cheer boot. Well, I'm from Philly, Silly,

(57:21):
I got I boot. I got boot. Eventually you get
a babble head night and and you'd be straights. You
know what? It was? Okay? So right when they were
singing the National Anthem. The guy that's with me, that
one of the guards walking me. He tells me, I
don't know why he tells me the story. So he
tells me a story of this this this fourteen year

(57:42):
old boy who uh somehow got his arm amputated from
a car accident. And he's like, did you did you?
Did you ever hear the story? No? No, no, a
little kid. He's like with a little kids. Fourteen year
old he lost his car, he lost his arm in
a car accident, and University of Pennsylvan and you worked
hard to find a prosthetic arm, and in two years

(58:03):
he had a mechanical arm. It out and it was
his dream to come to Philly dope curveball and and
so now you're like, damn, I got this kid. He
threw it and like you know, the arm went out
of whack or whatever, and Philly bowed him right at

(58:25):
that moment they had the jacks on. So I'm telling them,
so I'm like, wait, so what happened over the rockets?
I was like, so, what happened? So you know he
got booed. I said, that's the point of the story.
He's like, yeah, you know, we blew everyone here and

(58:48):
then literally he says in the pitch and it was
like dead silence, and it was just one of the
moments where I threw the slow motion and then like,
you know, my middle fingers like ya hit the ground
like you trying to throw a cutter or some ship's
throwing over the plane like a knuckles slider. And that's

(59:08):
why I love the Yankees because they never have celebrities. Really,
they're like this guy from ninth he was a World
War One veteran, or like the to like, are you
feel bad for him? I'm like this old racist, you know,
I like you said, you lived in the Bronx, your
whole lot, you before a World War One? Sir, you
have never said African American saying that right now, I

(59:28):
don't even want to know what to called Derrik Jeter.
I love that. After room what I was like, yeah, Chilly,
stand for the anthem. You know, if you go to
game and you don't take your hat over the anthem,
motherfucker's looking at you like that. He took him to

(59:55):
a game after he just did eight years in the FEDS,
so he's sitting there and why is he going to
stand for the ant though? So the old white guy
was like, show some fucking respect, take your hat off
and staff for the ant though he was like this
country took eight years, and I like, fuck you. I'll
suck you up, old man. And I'm sitting like question

(01:00:20):
of why you haven't rewritten the national anthem yet? Man?
Coming too busy? Some things you don't. I don't slap it.
Don't slap it off. And you never be in a
little bit of people like yo, America's theme went off? Yeah,
nas so hard to sing. She got weak drums, no
type of alright, new anthem coming up? Sam it? Let

(01:00:44):
me get a future on the hook, or just rewrite it.
You don't rewrite it, maybe you just rearrange it, like
like mrs um what's called and lean on me? You know,
because it's in three you put it for due to
the anthem? What this people did too? I got five
on it. Don't do that. Don't do what they did.

(01:01:09):
Don't Why do we keep club new vote songs? J
King need that money? What you think of us? What
was Jordan people was on the show. So he's gonna
give you what I think us us? Wait? Wait time?
How many times do you see it? Twice? Once for free.

(01:01:32):
I saw the second time I paid out of pocket.
It's good to see black people making movies. Listen positive, No,
I mean I get it. The thing is, I see
it and I'm like, I got it. I got it.
But the thing is, like I figured it out very
early on, and I felt like it was a little
over the top. I think, like I look and then

(01:01:53):
I mean, like I watched a lot of horror movie.
I'll read a lot of stuff, so I'm sure I
took it in a different way. I've seen people that
enjoy it. They're writing long now I feel like a sucker.
I haven't. I haven't seen it. The whole thing is
the whole thing that he get Out yet, Yeah, I
did he get out. I haven't seen Black Panther yet.
When I saw get Out, Like, I won't follow anything that. No, No,

(01:02:16):
I'm just I'm just this way the whole time I've
known him, and i've know him like now he consists,
what are young boys? They keeping the same? He's happy
and keeping it. I forgot. I forgot where I was going.
I forgot what I was about to say. I wasn't
guarding you really working with the internet. See, I would

(01:02:36):
have never said that, because y'all don't know how much
I pipped the internet. So he did you want to
say you said it was us? Is it basically? Is
it basically like we are own worse than me? No?
Not even that would be too that would be giving
it too much credit. Okay, it's more like it's not
that I don't want to I don't want to know.
You're saying it's not that deep. It's not that deep,

(01:02:58):
And I think this is any I think the problem
is people want the movie to be deep, and I
think I think it's because there was so many layers
to get out because and this is not even even
the score, like if you like it was like was
it like Swahili or something some ship and like the
Swahili was like giving them like hits on them. Get out? Yeah,
get out? Yeah, you know it's like, but that's the ship.
Like we don't even explained himself in the in the interview,

(01:03:20):
he was like, yo, get out. Like I was literally
painting like the Black Man's Nightmare. You know what I'm
saying with this, this is just a horror movie that
just happens. I think the problem with it, it's just
too much room for interpretation and people are acting because
I've read an essay which someone was like, oh, the
people wear people wear red jumpsuits because maga hats are red.
And I was like, you know what this is? Why

(01:03:42):
wake up? Now? You getting because look like I'm not
like I'm not an eminem fan, but I really don't
like eminem fans, you know what I'm saying. Like it's
that type of ship, like you're looking for ship that's
not there. Like, just enjoy the movie for what it is.
You have a good time at the theater. And that
was the thing, like like get Out was like get

(01:04:04):
Out was a great movie that had like a bunch
of symbolism and ship, but even if you didn't get
all the symbolism and still you can still enjoy it.
Just on his face, us, I thought was the exact opposite.
It's a bunch of symbols and a whole bunch of everything. Something.
You have a story universe, See what you caught that
it takes place in the get Out universe? Right? What

(01:04:24):
do you mean in the scene where the black families
and tim tyde Decker's house after or whatever happfter, the
little black boy is eating cereal without Oh yeah, just
the same way that. But do you have a stuff
like that, You're like, that's like hair stupid, Yeah, take that,
So what does that mean the story? You like that

(01:04:46):
just for people, you know, bonus bonus ship for people
that are paying attention, you know, But that's me. That's
the thing. It's like you shouldn't have to add that
or it's just it's not it's not meant to be
like an integral part of the story. It's just like
some ship like oh, if you're paying attention, here's this.
You know. The thing is the story falls apart without
these little because because it's like a lot of people
are mad at his what's his name's character, the husband,

(01:05:10):
mad at what well, you know, the corny dude just yeah,
which is like I know mad Jack and Jill motherfucker's
that are like that. Yeah. So I felt, well, corny
people don't know the corny like that's key to being corny.
Like they operate without this. They don't have the cringe
fact you get when you see them doing quarnine stuff.
So you're just like, like they do corny stuff and

(01:05:32):
you're like, oh my god, why would you say that?
And they're just like, yeah, this is just me, this
is right. I just got my sketches on Cornball. I
got my lax. Some of the some of the hotel
blogs were going a little too you're going a little
too far with it. Imagine that. Can I hope quick
on this podcast and can I make it real hot

(01:05:53):
They have to point out that the whole problem with us,
everything happens, everything in that movie is responsible. Why because
the failures assist head of rule sexual black male black
man do what they're supposed to. Doles devils described to

(01:06:13):
my news letter the black Man devilsscribing my YouTube. I'm
just sitting in my car in the army. It's like, yeah,
the color bootleg Pelly with a ship like putting Floriad
and off make our kids game, Like yeah, I just

(01:06:34):
heard that this week. I did not know that was
HOTEP one one though. That was thought. I thought that
was something Alex Jones ship. Nah, that's the real truth
to think about it. The food Pyramids, Pyramids in Africa,
Napoleon shot off the Sphinx's nose. Nas made a song
about it. I think I can Yo. Don't abortion your wounds,

(01:06:57):
he's that chicken heads gonn abortion whim. I was like, listen,
maybe the else ago I love. Have you ever been
on the train at four? I had back in my
moral legal days when I was an MP three ripping
groups r Us and I remember the ripping group a

(01:07:17):
PC nas Is album and they had the original article
on that right, yeah, the original version of Project Windows
out my prize window. You know that the man taxes
and ship. But that was the first time rap artists
ever made an MP three dissing ripping group made. He

(01:07:39):
was like you you like internet weirdos or whatever, and
like everyone in the chat room was like we made
it weird, Like yeah, did you did you even know
anybody that was in Gorillas group? I didn't know Gorilla
on but I shout to a PC c MS Ego
remember Ego out to fair Light all that I remember, God,
I went out, So this is like this. It was

(01:08:02):
many many hours spent in IRC chat rooms trying to
find unreleased it not even we basically MP three ripping groups.
We worked inside record and we were just like, still,
where did you used to work? Rockefell? Wow? What was that? Like?
I if you if you you can actually look right now,
did you play a dice game? Actually know when I
worked at Betic, was beating up interns and we march

(01:08:27):
we Hey Poppy just dropped. If you find Hey Poppy,
and it's the original r RNs rip looked through the
I D three things the tag and definitely says Jesus.
But I actually I had to rip it off a
vinyl Hell yeah, I was out in reckless. But this

(01:08:47):
point is Rockefeller dropped Hey Poppy just in time for
the what it was on another Professor soundtrack, and they
dropped in time for the Puerto rican They parade, So
we have to say, Hey Poppy Rocketell. The street team
is nothing but like seventy year oldlights and girls. We'll
discuss that later. Jake Hr We go to the Puerto
Rico Day parade and apparently we're entering it at the

(01:09:09):
same time as the Latin Kings with me and the
other Brooklyn guy, and we're having a wall standoff with
mad Latin Kings with their knives out. All these girls
are scared shitless and I'm just like, yo, would you
like I hate popping? He don't say. We ended up
having to like not get in the parade. We ended
up joining like sixty or whatever, and we're just happy.

(01:09:32):
My whole point of working at Rockefeller was I like
calling girls from Rockefeller because it came up on a
coalds Rockefeller. I was like, yeah, to see what you
wor worked a def dam during the Carter administration, as
they like to call up. And part of my my
job duties were uh administrating the Rockefeller website, which included
um approving member profile photos. Yeah that's that's use your

(01:09:56):
use your imagination and that's all I'm gonna say. Remember
pro file photos so you could so like it was
like it was like it was a it was almost
like a social network and you upload your you know,
create a profile and put your picture up there. And
there were a lot of interesting profile pictures. All I
run from Rocket was the highest level you could get

(01:10:16):
a Rockefeller was if you got a timeport. Remember the
motor of the timeports. Yeah, big, because Jay had one.
Hip Hop had one. Bit Like I was like, damn,
I was going to say using in the excuse me
this video? Yeah yeah, I was like yeah, I was like,
YEA gonna do this. Kelly Roan, she was she was

(01:10:37):
sitting emails the next Yeah, she was spread charting everything.
That's totally right. How do you know it was in
the video because she opened up her thing. It was
like it was to do some quotients, like she was
just on the talk show and she was like, yeah,
I saw that little meme because she was like I
was in Destiny shot. Why would I know how to

(01:10:58):
use Microsoft off? That was like why just us? I mean,
that's why do you Why do you think she was
asked everybody to pay her bills? Because I saw the
videos and she made all the pop charts? Was it
the Nelly video? Yeah? Yeah, it was her and pay
the bill Emory and I was alive with ya keeping

(01:11:26):
the real people for all those out there listening people. Five,
what can I ask a question? Since you are now
the gatekeeper or one of the gatekeepers street, why you
got a sick way to that? Would you ever have?

(01:11:52):
Richard was? He was Paul Mooney on Sesame everybody else
I don't know, don't quiz now grow Ony quest Love
was on Sesame Street. You were great? Thanks not to
name drop there, Like, yo, big bird, what's up? What's
up with that? Pack? That was good? Suck man. Wait,

(01:12:16):
y'all got the y'all got the muppet whose dad's in prison, right, Yeah,
what's your name? Carcerated, I'd be like, yo, peace and
respect to you to your father was a real nick
on the scene like that. So you need something, Mr
Hooper store site, Yeah, grow but looking at you funny,

(01:12:40):
I got you, got you anyway, we go see me
tell you something if it's to respect to my old earth.
Tomorrow actually this is true, Tomorrow two thirty pm. I
have to go to media training that Sesame Street what
so that I am trained areas of media, which includes
this fucked up room that I'm in right now. So

(01:13:00):
I say, the right ship? Do they know what podcast?
You're all we're gonna do a reboot of Top Boy
using muppets. How good with my foodmal and just a
muppet off the balcony with Top one. I scrolled past
of Ship every time. I've never seen top I turn this.

(01:13:23):
I was selling They're selling drugs in North London in
the projects and at first You're like, I don't know
this is so this is a sick. It's like not sitcom,
but it's the show. It's a serial. It's like The
Wire and Drake is doing Drake is other pocket funding
the last season of it it's soix but we waited,
like Topboy fans of waiting like three years for this

(01:13:44):
last season that just previews coming out that shows. Trust me,
it's like that I don't. I not highly recommend stuff
other than the Star is Born clearly, but Sex in
the City sex City if you if you like puns
and people not really understand how sex works, Sex and
the Cities for you, but check out Top Boy. I'm
amazed at how much you know about Sex in the City.

(01:14:05):
Why I thought about the city because my sister but
to watch the City and I was I was wilding
at the top. So my parents like, could you just
stay inside because I feel like you're gonna die. And
I was like fine. So I was like, all right,
let me go watch Sex in the City. And it
was weird to me because it was like it was
literally places we would pass that not allow us in.

(01:14:27):
It was like, I'm like, oh, that's what they do
in these things. I was like, apple more TVs. That's
when people drink. But that's like one of the weirdest
things that like I know, okay, everybody's listening. I've known
Jesus for like almost like fifteen years. Got to be
more than that. Were you happy back then? Shut up?
Shut up anyway? So yeah, like the trajectory, Yeah, that

(01:14:48):
was my trajectory was not sex in the City. Yeah,
it's like just find out that you like, you have
like an encyclopedic knowledge of that fucking show. I can't
really recite individual lines plot lines. It freaks women out.
And what's funny is women are just like, yo, that's cool,
like a boyfriend that like six and I'm like, yeah,
this reminds me of like episode thirty five five, Like
every time comes. I'm not watched it normally, but I

(01:15:10):
don't have an encyclopedia knowledge about it, so there's not
that much to know. There's like the two Black episodes,
which were very problematic. There's the Underwood and then like
the Black Girl was like You'll never be allowed, and
like it was like very over the top us. Yeah,
sassy urban chick Miranda not eating the guys but after
he ate her, but which you can't be. Mayor of

(01:15:34):
New York wasn't worse, you can't be. But in my
head you got getting that. But she's with the nerd dude, right, Yeah, Steve,
I'm Steve. We practiced my three like two episodes of

(01:15:56):
the show My Time, Like I'm like, HBO, you're doing
it like that. I was like, fam am, I gonna
got that VHS tape on top of my like two minutes.
Everyone was sounded like a dude on showtime. What the
fund are you talking about? You who had showtime? I do,

(01:16:19):
But I think in this room. I did an interview
with I think Vulture magazine. They were asking about Sex
in the City and the creative Sex in the City
retweeted it was like, Yo, this is hell. It interesting.
You know, she's like someone like me and something like
it was like no one cares about the male gaze.
There was like, yeah, we care about this. One was
like yeah, this is this is also if you watch
Sex in the City, Carry was a piece of ship. No,

(01:16:41):
she was the worst CAAC. She was the worst CAC.
I never heard no personal development, Like that's weird. You
know we hear girls claiming like you know you can
if your life is a mess, Sam, this is like
a fucking busy right now. I'm like, I'm waiting for
like the lebron j shipped to start talking about sex
and when you're coming tell me like you Carrie Russell, Samantha,

(01:17:05):
call your hair guy, we need to cut. I walked
into super Cuts. Russell Wilson's like, I got next. I'm
just saying that I know that women, women know we
got one of the worst line ups in the game,

(01:17:26):
like Wilson, man, I love that we all feel safe
roasted Russell Wilson. Russell Wilson will beat all of us
on our show last week, right, So he's not gonna
be back around you all in time, So good, He's
gonna be better. Gosh, you guys roasted alright, So gonna

(01:17:52):
speaking of roasting without stating captain, let's go without state
captain obvious one. That's right. Who is anyone else ever
tried to see y'all? Lonnie Love, I'm approaching Love. I
want to know what was the chick because you know
what it is? Does that show the real? Oh? Your

(01:18:14):
man over here can't tell the difference because Sherry Shepard
and Lonnie Love? Is that difficult? Difficult? I don't know
what you're talking about. You thank you so I can
carrying out the differences. And she was like, I don't
know what white producer Though't you told you because would
be funny, But it's very you know, like it's not
I was like, Fami, I'm sorry, Lonnie or Sherry, I don't.

(01:18:35):
I mean, I mean not to be spicy, but I
mean the spice the real is just the gobot version
of the few. Yeah, it's all it is. It's like
I had nothing to do none of this, Jennie, I
had nothing to do with this. Love them you have come.
You have hot drops. I feel like still with now

(01:18:58):
we can say hot shit and people still have to
have on right right. Yeah, so you know that's not
By the way, Sherry Goldberg funny, we had that other
beef and then like wow, that's going on. Cherry came
through like yo, I got shooted. I was like, yo,
that's what I was like, I want all the smoke.
Sherry was popping. Yeah, she played the kid out. We

(01:19:21):
have forty up with up man, shall we come up?
And oh my god, that's the worst fielding. Yeah. There
was a girl ninth grade, like I tripped her when
she was running. She didn't know what to do. She

(01:19:42):
was so stunned, and she thought about it and then
she just took her belt off and I was like,
oh god, that's my let me tell you something. Shout
out to Cynthia, right, I'm still in fact, she reminded
me of this on Facebook said, remember that time where

(01:20:05):
do they teach Do they teach you that? Like the
self defense class? Like you'll take your belt off and
hook go over with your belt like mother possessed. Wow? Yeah,
because I was at a bar with my man Nace.
Who's who's loose? Cannon just came home? Try at the Nace.
But we're at a bar and some dude steps on
his feet, you know what I'm saying, on his sneakers.

(01:20:26):
You know what I'm saying. He's one of those dudes
that's like, yo, you step yo, yo, apologize when you violated?
You feel me? Like we all a good time? Yeah
with Jordan for you know what I'm saying, Yeah, he
was violated. You know what I'm saying. You up and
at home he was just like out of him and
just kept a movie. He's like, nah, it ain't no
funk out of here. So that he escalated the situation.

(01:20:47):
We didn't realize it was it's me and him and
like my other homeboy and it's like ten twelve of them.
So the ship turns into this and there's a small bar.
You feel me? So this ship turns into some wild brawl,
people throwing ship going on crazy. There's one woman in
there beat. She takes off a belt and starts hooking
off on everybody, hitting niggas with the buckle like we're

(01:21:14):
on the a and she's still swinging the belt. I
swear to god the sparks coming out the floor. When
I was at the Strip club, there was like these
two groups of Mexican instruction workers. They got like the
wild fight, but they had the wild old belt buckles.
So we're like, yo, you got you can't fight in
the club, Like take that outside. Young man takes his
belt buckle and keeps hitting the asphalt with it and

(01:21:35):
makes it coming off the belt buckle, like, yo, who
want to funk with me? And I never seen no
shing Like I got on the phone like yeah they
were Mexicans. What club you're calling from? Like Riviera Quick,
I've never seen. They were like, yo, go break it up,
and I was like no, I get off working. Like
our first night in Paris, it was like a night

(01:21:57):
off before like we do a big show. We go
of some hip hop clubs. I don't know what club
it was that's the only not to cut job. That's
the only club in my whole entire life as a
Bronze resident. I got mugged in Algerian. I was trying
to get back to the sof Hotel whatever whatever in Paris,
and so I pulled out my phone and I'm like yo.

(01:22:19):
I'm like, oh you black were black Africa? Ha ha
yo Obama. So I'm like, yo, so Hotel. He goes
put in his pocket. I'm with a group of British
citizens or white and they're like they're They're like, just
like it goes. It looks like it looks like what

(01:22:41):
it goes, don't worry about it. We'll go to the
embassy in the morning. I was like, the funk we will?
So I go and I grabbed the phone out of
his pocket and I pushed him down and he's looking
at me like this is not how we do it
in France. It was like, yeah, you just let them
take your stuff. I was like, not me, not here.
I'm from the Bronze might hit by my damn though,
Are they still scared of New York? I had a

(01:23:02):
Yankee logo on my hat and some girls are crying
in the club. She was like, I would never get
to New York. It's it's just a pipe. I was like,
it's a flight New York. Scared but um so then
like I'm like everyone in my group is like they're
gonna come back. We gotta get out of here whatever.
So we go like a taxi cab stand and France.
Everyone's like smoking cigarettes, like it's two hours. We are
cute up like first of two is not the right term.

(01:23:26):
But but I'm like this, I'm like, I'm from the
Bras can try to ride. I'm like, wow, I got
my shirt off and ship a car pos It's not okay.
Couple was about to get in the cab and I'm
like on the door and I was like softel, hotel

(01:23:48):
and the guy the driver goes, he like rows down
the winter. He goes, I hop yeah. So we're in
the cab going back to the hotel. He's like yeah,
you're hit. Yeah. He's like, I of America like black people, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
feel like it's just a flood. It's just in the morning.
They actually wanted me to go to the embassy the

(01:24:08):
following report. I was like about back back that, but
black Algerians. Algerians saw Kamal and this is back when
Kamal had like a massive beard and a big gass
bro and they thought he was part of the rival
Algerian gang. And so at least in ninety four, all

(01:24:30):
they had to go on America was hood films like Boys,
and like that's all you have to say that you
could maybe scare them, but not the Algerians. These motherfucker's
put out knives and ship and just started sparking up
the ground like I never saw and it was like,
come out, and we don't do that in America. We
do not do that in America. What do you do it?

(01:24:51):
They sharping their knives on the sidewalk and we was out.
When you listen, Being from the pros, you'll be like, yeah,
tough ship. Being from Philly, you don't saying something. Areas
You're like, man, fun anybody up you go to developing
nations like my parents is sentody to deal every summer,
like yo, you're gonna learn. Motherfucker. Like this motherfucker's in

(01:25:11):
the street burning tires and ship like yo, we gotta
shut down the whole crib. They got metal shutters on
the windows because motherfucker's is on strike. They send you
there just to learn how to listen. You bathe out
this oil drum, you know what I'm saying, with a
fucking boocket of water. You know what I'm saying. You
got ship in our house. You can wipe. You asked
with this phone book. You know what I'm saying. This

(01:25:31):
is this big gass thing. A avocados don't come home
until they all sold. You know what I'm saying. Yes,
And here's some flip flops. Get to work. My cousins
in Jamaica, they live in Sevilley Gardens. It's not called
to votivially gardens, which is run by gunmen. So we
go there on vacation. Vacation. That's how my father's driving
a rent a car and we just stopped because there
is a barricade in the street where they're burning just

(01:25:52):
loose pieces of woods and tires, and there's two guys
with M sixteen is just standing there like you cannot
enter the town. So I was like, I was like,
you know, there's a sandals like two moms. So my
father's like he rolls down the winter. He goes Barrington,
just me Cleveland, Cleveland, and your cousin and they're like, oh,
they put down the guns of the power lace and

(01:26:13):
my cousins. I'm like, I don't know we should go
into ship, but there we are so like the significs
of the burning tires, like what is that? You know?
We tires in that town to let the cops know
that the cops were not wanted in that town like
the gunmen. That's all you gotta do have like around.

(01:26:37):
Cops in Jamaica don't have like uniforms really like it's
just like yo, like they have like a fucking Memphis
Bleak promotional t shirts. They're losing, They're losing. NBA came
have you. I went to Antigua for Carnival and it
was the Sixers World champions Because because I have my heart,

(01:26:57):
because I'm a hard headed American, I don't google laws
about other countries. Apparently in the Caribbean you cannot wear
camouflages anything. They would not allow you into the country. Seriously.
So I come in. I'm from New York, so you know,
I come in with six pairs of camel shorts, like
we're going a week with these ships. And some lady
very politely comes up to me, and she goes, you
need to go in the bathroom and change right now.

(01:27:18):
You could be arrested. And I was like for what
she was like the camel shorts. That's what our cops were.
And I was like, so that's more problem on y'all
than me. I'm just here dripping like, but they've never
seen HI videos. They just wear different types of camels.
You can't wear camel on that of the commandos with camels,
you know what I'm saying. And those are the dudes. Yo.

(01:27:39):
You could go to the fucking uh like regular regular
supermarket and a dude in front of the ship got
a chopper, you know what I'm saying, Like you don't
got a flashlight of taser, can't ask you for the
receipt when you come out, you know what I'm saying.
That he's just standing there like with a beer. Like
I'm just like, fam like this don't it's different. What
does your folks do? What? What do your folks do?
My pops is an age you see, technician, and my

(01:28:01):
mom's a's a teacher. But they both retired. Now they
moved back, you know, so they still they back. They
came they came here in milk to titty. You know
what I'm saying, took the back back home. What about
your folks? What did my parents do other than be miserable? Funny?
My grandfather I forgot. I never knew what my grandfather
did felive it because he's so much like my grandfather

(01:28:21):
died in But the wildest part was my whole life.
My grandfather in the rural part of Jamaica, in the country,
no paved road, no electricity, our house and everything blind
from birth. Wow. So you know, it's been like your
grandpa like he's feeling our face or whatever. One day
we get the wild call from my Life's like you
can see you can see, Oh my god, you can
see come down, come down, come down. And I'm like
what My father's like packing up, says like you gotta go.

(01:28:43):
Your grandfather has to see you. I was like, alright, fine,
I guess this would be like a wild Hallmark moment.
Like I'm imagining my grandfather like cheer up when he
see me. We pull up to Jabaka your bands on
the porch and he's like, hmm. I was like, my nigger,
we just flew on a plane. You can you really said,

(01:29:04):
looked at me like I was like a whole beef patty.
Like I was like, you know what, when I go
get some rainwater to drink so i'd be hydrated. I'm
just thinking about it. I'm going it's six o'clock. The
wild dogs are coming, so I got to stop from
my night and so your your are they stay side
to hear my parents are here. But I got wild

(01:29:26):
family in Jamaica and in England and like in South
London bricks and which is crazy because I go there
in my aunts like don't go outside, you can stabbed.
I'm like, yeah, I'm from the Bronx. I was like,
I was like, also, you guys know like a car
between the person trying to stab you. Usually you just
run around the circles around the clouse. But no, like
I really was, I was like, Yo, stabbing is not

(01:29:47):
that serious. Stabbing is extremely seriously, Like that's like black
black crime out there for them. But it's just like
you can't take it serious cause they sound like Butler's
You can't be scared, like getting set by Jeffrey from Mr.
Look at your trousers at look at this trousers, mate,
Oh my god, cutting me. That's how y'all roasting out here,

(01:30:10):
like where you look at my trousers. So in light
of the ascent of the Jesus and Mural brand, how
different is it with your family now? Oh? Now my
mom has She don't even hesitate, bro, she just pulled up.
She's like James Harden bro straight to the rack. Yo,
let me hold five gs, like straight up and gets

(01:30:32):
me every time with during ship, like in one hole,
she asked for five and of giving us six, She's like, Yo,
the old house. Yo, there's a fucking cracking and ship
and there's it's seeping. It's the first house we bought
in this country. She gave me the whole spiel, like, Yo,
this is our blood, sweat and tears. Your father broke
his leg behind this. You know what I'm saying. I
was pregnant going through college with you. I gotta speak English.

(01:30:56):
I dropped the pier man and I was so so
exactly she tells you every time, every time she was,
every time I sucked up, She's like, yeah, I was
nine months pregnant with you, I was about to give birth,
and I was finishing my bachelors, you know, because she
had her bachelors and masters into the yard. But she
came over here. They made her start all over with
no English. You feel me, so that she's trying to

(01:31:17):
like keep ahead above watership, but she's out here killing it.
But she's wild pregnant. And she had her one pair
of ments because you know the yards, you sucking snow
in the yard. So she had one pair of ments.
And her whole story was just like you know, when
I came to this countree and I have was pregnant
with you because you were most difficult for me. I was,

(01:31:39):
I was. I was one going to the thirty pounds,
I gained two pounds. Was Betty big Betty difficult for me?
I could not bend over. So when I get off
the boss, I was somebodys because I did not speak English.
I dropped my meat thing in the portal and I
just left fee there. What do they do? What you said?

(01:32:01):
What did they do? My tired? My parents they made
you know, it's really funny. My parents came here from
United came from from Jamaica with nothing. The first part
what part of Jamaica in the hills, Black st Elizabeth,
Black River, Dude, I'm pretty sure my stepmother and your
parents are related. They probably probably might because probably so

(01:32:24):
my father gets here. The first thing, the first the
first thing my father buys is Trump's The Art of
the Deal. My uncle in the eighties, my uncle read
that book. Was like everything he learned in that he
was able to become very successful in real estate. Like
he made a lot of money in real estate. I'm
never gonna see any of it because he's like, I

(01:32:44):
made that that. You didn't make that, little nigger, Like
I don't even But they were Florida now, and oh
my god, black people retired to Florida the rest beach
because that's like Joes and black folks. Ye, yo, facts
because because my wife is Jewish and every fucking pause,

(01:33:07):
your wife is Jewish? Ye. Where for the road? I was.
I lived on a hundred one in Camberly with my
girlfriend and I was and I was like, you know
what I'm saying. I was doing my little thing. You
know what I'm saying. You know, statue limitations, I say
too much. But I used to go to this pool

(01:33:28):
hall all the time. That was like for locals like
this was like, yo, if you if you're a Fordham student,
if you're a Fordham student, like you go to like
mug Z's. You go to this bar over here. You
go to this bar over there because it's safe, you
know what I mean. You gotta show you fordom I
d to go in there. She used to be up
in a local pool with with the goons. Like I'm
up there with six dudes with north face jackets, we
all dusted with gold grills and ship. We all look

(01:33:48):
like Rizza, you know what I'm saying, wild and all that,
and I'm like, who is this? I'm like, yo, who
is this? Wildlfe scan Puerto Rican check like because she
can't be white up, you know what I'm saying. Fast
Foe were like a decade and I'm working at the
school because at this point I'm just like, yo, I
don't got no aim in life. You feel me like
he had a hundred thousand jobs. I was just like boosting, hustling,

(01:34:10):
just trying to like finance my way through ship And
so then my mom was like, you need to stop.
You need to get a real job with insurance and benefits.
And it's like this because in this country, that's all
that mattered to you is you have insurance. I was like,
I am my bet, I got you, and I was like,
all right, which government job does not pissest? And it's
part of the education. So I went over there with

(01:34:38):
the kids, yo, and it bugged me the funk out
because the first time, like I went there and a
fingerprinted me, and I was shook because I was like,
I don't got no felonies, but I got a couple
of misdemeanors or whatever. But they were all like bullshit,
like whatever. I never got caught up on no felony ship,
so I got like I got. I got exactly like.
So I skate through the whole pro show with don

(01:35:00):
you you know what happened. They never said you piss.
You know what I'm saying. They never make me take
a piss. Whatever they're thinking for me, I'm all good.
I get nominated by the principle who used to be
my English teacher back in the day. What I'm saying.
Then I started working in the same school that I
went to in June six and more we shot so
bron I'm saying, And um, this lady across the hall
from me is just wild loud, and she got the

(01:35:21):
worst class in the school, like they've given her, like
the fifteen sixteen. This is junior high age out at
thirteen fourteen. They fifteen sixteen. They ended up beat it up, yeah,
like gang banging for real. And she got them in
there reading fucking like and think she got them in
the reading Steinbeck and Ship and I'm like yeah, and

(01:35:42):
I was just like and I'm looking. I'm like, I
was like who. I was like, Yo, did you go
to footing shout out to Victoria not to were you
asking about my parents? About my my sister as a
birthday gift for the flex? This is my sister, right, uh,
you know, like her birthday came and I was like, damn,
like I'm popping and you know every now and you

(01:36:02):
gotta do it real hard on your family, like yo, yes,
let me, let me give you some ship you could
never have in your whole entire fucking life. So you know,
I'm really on TV doing so for my sister's birthday,
I'm flying her and for her friends out to Essence Fest. Oh,
putting number in a nice gass hotel. They don't got
paid for tickets? Can I take bad? Actually? Not funny.

(01:36:26):
Charlie Wilson has not been the Essence First for three
years in it's actually Frankie. Listen if she got the
All White Night. But um no, Like every night she
texts me, she's like, I can't believe this is so
like the wild crying emoji. I was like, hey, you
enjoy that. That that'll buy fifteen months, but not for
I used to work. I used to work at Yeah,

(01:36:46):
I used to work at Essence. I've had every job.
I've had every job I got. I got deaded by
with Keny Moore at I try to holler backstage and
open bar and her boyfriend was right there. She was
doing little Nigga like I had that heady and my

(01:37:06):
sister I was. I came up. I was like something
I didn't say. I've been curved by some of the
hottest women in the world, like what's her name, Shorty
from Shorty from Scandal, uh Kerry Washington, She's a master
curving yr fab. I came up to herd I was like,
you from the Bronx, from the Bronx, what's up? She's like?

(01:37:27):
She was like, as she literally said to me, are
you for real right now? Wait here? Wait saving Last
Dance era, or like you want how hate me? You
want know how Dusty? I was I had just fought
with the owner of the nightclub. I was like five

(01:37:48):
dollars for coach, Like I just bought my ship up
behind the chair. Hey, what's wrong with you? So you
know we're coming far away? Damn I try to come
and save the last dance. Eric, Yeah she was married then, Yeah,
I dude from saving last dance. So I gotta ask

(01:38:11):
if okay, So I always have this jink thing when
people upgrade, then there's a fear that they might lose
the rawness of the demo. I e ris A leaving
the projects and making the woutang forever out in l
algy pronology wo water Yes, anyway, is are there any

(01:38:44):
concerns with you guys upgrading of course to a higher
level that you might lose the rawness? You know what
it's I'm on Twitter right now telling Tuco I will
funk you up. Yeah, that's not that's not we're talking about.
Like I don't care talking about I don't care what

(01:39:04):
I would still do what I do. I like to
think of it, like jay Z Early jay Z versus,
he's talking that gun talk, he's talking that coke talk,
he's talking that bronk, he talking that Brooklyn ship. He's colorless, colorless.
But jay Z made a gradual train. You see my
father Now he's a philanthropist, see you blue era father.

(01:39:25):
The problem is questions that you don't see. He sees
your pain, so you don't see his pain. Like jay
Z was talking about leaving condoms on baby seats. Yeah yeah,
it's I feel you know, like I'm kaing upgrade. Yeah no,
you know about that, But I'm just saying it's a
fear found and easy transition. There's a fear of it
because you definitely see hands like I love I love
the Last show. Bill you have you have fans are

(01:39:48):
like I love the last show. You should never stop
doing the last show. But it's like, fam, we just
keep leveling up. You have to come with us. You
have to believe in the brand. You have to believe
in the message, believing from doing better stuff, from joking off,
my god, joke off, joking off. When we said like
two jokes that were cleared by Viacom and they were
just like they were like, what's up. We did one
joke and like I came on. I was like Papa pa, Pa,

(01:40:09):
pa pa, And it was like we had to explain
to the audience what that was, and it was like,
that's a Chicago lullaby, and that's why we were not
in the next season. But you know, like that's the
kind of humor that they're harder in front of an audience.
You know, No, we love an audience because the audience
is a media feedback for your jokes and stuff and
people the people come into our show funk with us heavy,

(01:40:30):
so they get the humor. So you can you can
do that kind of dark, sick humor that maybe not
translates on showtime, but the audience gets it. And then
if people at home here the audience after, they're like, Okay,
maybe I just gotta say something there. I have one
complaint about the new show Rainbow to hear it, but
you know it's not the It's not the rainbow, not

(01:40:50):
the bear, neither what not the bear. I bought the
motherfucking shirt with the bear on it. Yeah, it's them
an edition now, nag And now there's no fucking bear
on the show. Why is there no bear? Because because
it was in the vice offers room. Advice you were
really in the conference room. We were in the conference room.
That's where I'll take that show. It was like this
but with three cameras back. Yeah, you know what I'm

(01:41:12):
saying straight up? And what was your So what was
y'all's weekly schedule, like taping that table show four times
a weekend? In the podcast Friday? Do you know the
really bad Wendy's and uh sentence was Tennessee. Uh it's
fifteenth and Chestnut. Yeah, where Kanye and Kim had there. Yes,

(01:41:35):
so Shorty that I was wrong. Why do I know
that the Obama office was the right above that, Wendy? Okay,
I know, I would just say I would be in
like a wildhood. Wendy's wait, I already life together. She's like,
I'm gonna be president one day. I was like, yeah,
I got carry guns, but she was and I was like,
she was like, oh my god, can't believe you come
all the way from the Bronx to see me from
on the megabus. I was like, I'm just she's still

(01:41:59):
in the pigion now. No, Like she's like I don't
evenant to say her because he's like very high up
in politics and ship, but like like he'd been looking
at decent mirror, like damn I dodge a bullets. No,
I would have talked, I would have tanked her. I'm
so glad that all my ex girlfriends are failures because
I can like blatantly see their names and be like, Yo,

(01:42:19):
you can check out of Riviera's Saturday Night. You know
what I'm saying. My exes are trying to do things
like shout to my exam. I was like, click, like yo,
five four pieces. Well, ladies and gentlemen. That's a rap

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