Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 9

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's Greatest Tits,
flashing back through thirty one years of Radio Gold. Every
Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick and
Bubba's Greatest.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Tits, Ricking Bubba, Rick and Bubba as we make our
way back.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
You know, a lot of people Memorial Day weekend, a
lot of barbecue and going on. And really it's a
great time because I mean if I spend a lot
of time talking with various grillers over the weekend, and
my dad was down, and then you know, my oldest son,
who you know right now is just a griller in training,
wants to be the next you know, master griller. And
you know, and really where he's a little weak, to

(00:39):
be honest, is Hamburger's. And it's a simple food, but
it's easily destroyed on the grill if you don't know
what you're doing. And you know so, and I tried
to really do on Memorial Day. I tried to really
throw him out there a lot of variety at one
time on the grill, I was working chicken kebabs, hamburgers,

(01:01):
uh Cajun seasoned chicken legs. I had them all going
at the same time, and and and and so it
really just kind of showing him a lot of different
things to look at. And roasted corn on the grill
as well. Areck, have you ever had Do you ever
grilled corn?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Terry?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Terry loves corn corn any way you can have it?

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Well, I did.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I did something this this Memorial Memorial Day, real corn
that I that I had not done. Now I used
to be And there's nothing wrong with this. I like
it too. Foil, put the butter, put any kind of
season or whatever you want in there. Let it all
melt on it as it's sitting there in the fall
on the grill. This time, I took the ears and
just put them right on the grill and you know,
you know, just outside the shop. But let it kind

(01:46):
of burn a little bit on it. And when it
when it caramelizes and makes it even sweeter. Roasted corn.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Boy, it was good.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
And uh and and I was trying to teach, cause
it's a fine line when you're doing hamburgers of knowing
when they're cooked all the way through and squeezing the
juice out of them.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
It's a fine line.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
We've all watched that guy squeeze the juice out of
hamburger at the concession stand, you know, like buddy, just
tap it. They don't squeeze the grease out of it,
you know what I mean? And you know you got
you got a bit of you know, And and so
I got to know. And then there was a moment
that was good. And he's pretty good now. He does
he does some he's a really good at grilling bacon
wrapped shrimp. He does a good job with that. That's

(02:24):
kind of his specialty, my oldest son. And uh but
burgers is where he's weak. And uh Sam opposite. I'm
strong with burgers, but give me pork and chicken. And
and I'm an I'm a nervous wreck because I don't
want to get dry. And what I and yeah, well
you can't be afraid of it.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I think you are, I am.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
But but so I had about I had about ten
burgers on there, and I had them moving on different heat,
just to teach him. And I handed him dispatch it.
I said, come tell me which ones are ready to
come off? And you, well, you're talking about nervous.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Can I tell you my problem? I do a good job.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Serious, You got three of them? Right? So that's work,
you know.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I see them real hot, it's key, and then try
to slow cook them a little better.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
But I get hungry, so I speed it up to
get it done, and.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
You have to be careful not to draw them out.
The key is to the key is to have a
thick paddy on the grill burger that is juicy on
the inside, butt cooked all the way through.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
It's not easy.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
And I'm gonna tell you, paddy maker is big and
my wife is very good at it and the seasoning
and all that. So I tell you I've I've become
lazy with my paddy making.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
So that's that's that'll come back. Battles that'll come back
and burn.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Well I buy them with and they're already paddy what yeah,
you do the already, Patty?

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Did I've done that last couple of times yourself?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
A grill?

Speaker 4 (03:44):
I mean I've done it the last couple of times.
And they've been really.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Good, all those things like eating shoes.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
No, I mean, it's it's the it's the meat. It's
just they've gone ahead and pattied it up.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
No, no, no, I.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Mean they're just but it's just so easy.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
I used to be like you, but I take your season.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
I tasted something this weekend that were pre fab, and
boy they were good.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
I haven't I haven't found a good prefab haven't either.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Well, I'll get you the name of this one, just
to experiments.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Got them dance in it. How about this, I'll go
this far.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yeah, that's the one that's been through the machine.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah I went.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I went side by side because down on the farm
we went pre fab for the boys. And then I
had the hand the hand Paddy on Memorial Day, no comparison,
so what else I did?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Also had the big old port chops. And I mean
a little secret about have.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
You ever mixed hitting valley rant season in the hamburger?
I have not about a pack of pounds. I've got
a I've got a little specialty up in there.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Y'all go ground round? What do y'all do the round?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Because I don't like battle that fire. Yeah, I don't
drop any further than than chuck. Yeah, too much fat
flame city, Yeah they eyebrow. The fire just goes everywhere.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Smoke up your nose, start out big, then this big.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
You know what, I've really become a rub guy. And
one time I was strictly a liquid, a marinate overnight
kind of thing. Yeah, but I've gone to rubs lately
and I love them.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
I used to make a real good uh potion that
you soaked them in using Jack Daniels. But I got
a little out of hand with it one time when
everybody was stumbling around after their steak, I thought, you know,
I better better look at.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Too, volunt the yeah the uh so. So all the
grilling goes great, and it's just a wonderful day and
and and just two days of just grilling perfection. So
I was going to bed last night, you know, because
now we got to get in that weird mode of
trying to get back on this schedule, you know, because

(05:41):
once again I've drifted to who I want to be.
And that's right, that's that's a guy who stays up
to about eleven thirty midnight and then sleeps to about
eight thirty nine. That's who I am. But I'm not
allowed to be that guy, I know, And so I'm
trying to go back. And also I lay down and
it hits me. I said, I don't think I cut
the grill off, because because.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
You got to clean it when you don Yeah, because
I let I let it burn. Well, no, I'm connected.
That's I've done. Empty my bottle, a new bottle. I'm
straight line.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
I'm straight line straight.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
There is no gas line dragging.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
I'm always ready.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Say in a gas line nowhere near what we just
now got internet.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Hey Greg got about this?

Speaker 1 (06:21):
You could you could claim right now, let's grill and
I can fire up.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
I'm ready. I don't have to worry about the tank.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Make sure my tanks full. So anyway, I got all out.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
He doesn't get the grand ole opery on Monday, that's.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Right, he's so far out in the country even Presbyterian
Channel snakes. But I do have a close place to
get my tank filled up. Though when I do run out,
i'm there.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
It's five minutes, so anyway, that works every time.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
So anyway, so I was, I thought, well, I need
to get up, make sure because even though we got
the gas, you don't want just to be running.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
And it had been.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Going way long enough to burn off all the stuff
on the grill and all that. So I'm walking out there.
And now let me be clear. Okay, I've had the
deck weather rised not too long ago. Again, I've had
boards replaced. You know that we're looking a little rough,
and so this this hits me totally unexpected. I turned

(07:21):
around from the grill. It was off Cherriot going buy
and cut it off, thankfully, And she did let me,
she did let me know that I did leave it on.
And I noticed a couple of my utensils are still
out there. So I'm grabbing them to take them back
in and put them in the sink. And all of
a sudden, I take a step and I go through
the deck. What I'm talking about, I stepped on the board.
It snaps and my leg goes all the way through.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Scratch.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, And I mean when it first story one today
I went, I went right?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
What E see where I went?

Speaker 1 (07:54):
You got to replace it? Hold, you got to replace
the whole deck, And I would, I mean, where did
that come from? How did you have one rogue right
on board? I don't just one whole thing down? I
don't was it multiple boards and one just one? I went?

Speaker 2 (08:10):
But I went all the way through it. And here's
the party.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Here's that you're on up there too. I know you
followed my deck. Very that's scary. Back where we before
we come from. Every time called Toby.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
I mean, I'm gonna put some yellow tape around.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Now you don't so now, No, I don't think a
deck safe.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
No, you got to get that bad.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
You got to tear the whole thing down. Every board
must go.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
He could have entered the ugliest deck, content on thears,
went all the way through it.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
You need to call Blarry modeling.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Couldn't you know how we have wives that are that
are some of the some of the None of them
got in line when mercy was handed out, and so
so Serry comes up.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
You can't believe what this happened to me. I just
fell through the deck.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
She goes, what And she goes out there and sees
one board and sees my leg, But then she goes
just she leg went through it.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
You actually like you fell through the deck. I said, honey,
your whole leg going through the deck's a big deal.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
That's not Let me tell you. If you're just strolling.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Out, I thought you were halfway in, half way out.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
If you're just strolling out to check the grill, all
of a sudden you start going it was dark to Rick,
did you just for a second ago gone Did you
think it was.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Gonna it was hard fue.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
The only bad part is I look and Rick put
his dog out and made him walk around the deck.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Rest.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Yeah, you got to close the deck off and get in.
You got you through it because one had to catch it.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Could have snapped my leg, as I told my wife. Yeah,
so you had no clue. I mean sure you would
screen before the screen. No, here's the entry bar manute
not didn't make it. Wait a minute, you're a burgess.
You don't know those things, have you? Has there been
a bad board?

Speaker 2 (09:40):
No, listen, let me shore that right. Let me speak.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
The whole deck must come down.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I had just had every.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Board about a couple of years ago. I had the
whole thing redone and boards replaced, and then just in
the last month had uncomfortable looking boards replaced again. See
the problem is where my deck is located. It bakes.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah, I mean on the west side. It is in
the weather all the time.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Rick, you got to go back with them composite concrete boards.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Not wood. Somebody brought it up. Man, I'm proud of those.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
Yeah, but they don't rot.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
That's concrete. What checked?

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Well, you go, you got to tear the whole deck
down anyway, might as well fix it back, so you
want to do.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
And now to make it even now, to make it
even worse.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
I'm not standing on that deck years ago too.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Underneath the deck there's like a little patio sitting here right. Well,
of course we went and put that stuff in that
where it's not just your deck above you. It's got
lights in it and all that. Yeah, so now that
board has got heard it hitting that. Now it's trapped
inside all that. I don't know how that's gonna work.
And if you can get it out when you tear
the deck down, you're gonna have to take half the

(10:46):
deck off and then redo it fell through the deck.
That's time for deck inspection.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
I thought I just had it and checked.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
I don't see how one wow, how to take.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Care of you that?

Speaker 4 (10:59):
It's set you up.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
It's just that one.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Yeah, you didn't get to dancing out there?

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Did you not telling it?

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Did you pass three hundred again? I fell through over
the weekend? Did you go over your limit of three?

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Stuff?

Speaker 4 (11:14):
I must tell you must have hit that thing just right.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
A lot of people walking on the deck the past
week and two a great time this past weekend. We
talked about that a little bit earlier on the program
or yesterday. According when you hear this hour, uh and uh,
it won't have you know more but one one of them.
I forgot that. I that I have to share that.
It's hilarious now. It's been a long time and and

(11:38):
and Bubba's done a lot to combat it. We talked
about for years some of our some of our history
with Bubba's snoring and uh and thankfully we were in
you know, do you bring the the U C path? Yes?
And you know I knew we were in separate rooms.
And even though there was room in my room, we
worked out that they had given us two separate rooms.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
That's kind of standing.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
I tell everybody, just save you, me and everybody else
a headache, put me in my own room, and that's
everybody will be happy.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
It's not that I think I deserve one.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
It's about the snort.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
I'm just tired of hearing all groping all and they are.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Well, let me tell you.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
And I don't even know if you're aware of this,
because you and I haven't discussed it. You know, there's
there's there's there's hunt in the morning. Do you know
where I'm going with this?

Speaker 2 (12:20):
I think I did Okay, there's hunting them, but I
want just a sleep.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
I'm gonna give you play by play, and I was
I was fighting tears listen. So so so we get
to you know, you're hunt in the morning, you hunt
in the morning, you come back, you have a late breakfast,
then you hang around through lunch, and then you gon't
go back to the afternoon. So there's that down to know.
We all get up. If you've ever hunted for you
go extremely early on that morning hunt. So it's it's

(12:44):
common to be tired. Well, you know the thing. It's
Rick and Bubba dream hunts a lot of times. Part
of that is fellowshipping with the people that are there.
And then and we met some outstanding dads and and
their their children and it was a lot of fun.
So we talked on it on Bubba and I are
drone and we absolutely love the back porch. You're looking

(13:07):
out over the mountain into the valley. It's there's a
big old rock fireplace out there. Comfortable chairs, very relaxing,
very number one.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Okay, then can I tell you I went out there
one morning about three point thirty and sit by myself
for an hour. He loved it. In front of the fire,
even though I didn't need it because it's seventy right, That's.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
What I say.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
So now it's it's you know, it's it's comfortable, so
you can sit out there in T shirt whatever. So
we're sitting out there and one of the dads comes
and sits down with us, and it's a great moment
for fellowship and great time to talk. And and uh,
shall I say his name? You think he probably was Steven?
It was Stephen. I called him Steve, but Steven. And

(13:47):
he's hunted both years last year here and his daughter
didn't You didn't get a deer at all this year.
She got a great one and he got a good one.
So you never know, you know. So we're talking. The
thing that made it unfortunate and even funnier, but only
we would laugh at this is Steve and I are talking.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
But Bubba's in the conversation. I mean, he's part of it.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Okay, We're sitting there talking, and Steve is like, man,
I got ricking bub to myself. Man, we're sitting out
here and and and and unfortunately the conversation turns extremely serious.
He's talking about something real serious that we're iron sharpening iron,
wanting our feedback on and I'm looking at him because

(14:27):
i want to give him my attention, so I'm not
looking at Bubba. I'm looking at him. It's just the
three of us. He says, you know, I just need
your advice. And I went and I looked at him
and then Bubba look, he stops. He stops and tries
again because I can't hear it. He says, what I
was wanting to ask you about? See, I was wondering,

(14:49):
you know, as a dad, would you And I'm like,
I'm like, look at it. Look at one time, I
know you can't see this on ray, but TV. At
one time we're talking, this is me and him. You're
the camera, you're him, it's me. But now I'm going
to be him. He does one of these, he cuts
his eyes over like and then I'm in the mode.

(15:11):
Do I acknowledge how loud Bubba snoring? And he's going
to wake him up? Right in our conversation? Do I say, hey, buddy?
But it was so serious.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Now, if we had just been talking about the hunt,
it had been.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
But he's in a real serious He's telling me some things.
He's get that that's pain and hey, I know what
you've been through, and AlSi and I'm like, oh my gosh,
and and and I mean and Bubba is he's sound asleep?
I mean he's completely out. Well, well, let me tell

(15:42):
you what I would do to me. First of all,
you go, it's a hel of us.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
And did you even know that happened?

Speaker 4 (15:54):
I was sleepy, so no I did. I didn't. I
don't remember it if he but that.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Way, see, there is no seapap for I fell asleep
sitting down in the chair while we're talking. Yeah, now
was he talking when Bubba fell asleep? Yes, I mean
I was, man, I laid back and I was out.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
I was just kind of I was just I wasn't
I didn't feel like active in the conversation. I was
passively listening and I just got really relaxed.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Out there because Steven. Steven is a great guy, but.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
He's very soft spoken, and uh, you know, I just
drifted right off.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
You know how life is just full of comedy, even
when it's you.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Tell me who can stay awake on that back poort.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Guys, But the part of what he goes and this
one thing I really wanted to talk to you about, No,
I'm having this.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
Now.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
You're not exaggerating on the volume. I remember, people can
fall asleep in here. A little bit of noise. You
can keep talking, Bubba. It's like a band sets up
a PA system. It starts blaring it towards you. You trying
to talk over that.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Let me tell.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
It so funny when somebody sleeping and storing. You know,
Tom's good did that with us when we were hunting
good time over the holidays, and we got to laughing
so hard while it's so fun.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Look, I give I give Steve props. He he he
plugged him through.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
You know, I need you had a hand.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
But from what I could.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Hear, I mean, I didn't want to give the wrong answer,
but I didn't hear the last.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Thing you said that was good. Let's let's talk real
quick while he's in haaling. You know what I mean? Quick?

Speaker 5 (17:23):
Take quick?

Speaker 2 (17:28):
And what it is? It ramps up? See idn't heard
it in years because of the sea path.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Oh boy, it is it is.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
It ramps up. He goes.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Chat take it off and it comes up to it's
a harrier.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Joe and I caught ourselves starting to talk fast, and
we could hear the rumble so we could try to
get make the crescendo. Okay, hurry up, he's getting lighter.
Oh gosh, Bubba, and I look over it and you
are gone. How long was he out for it? Out?

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Ten minutes? It was just a little quick now ten
fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
But the snoring is what got it. First of all,
he's having to fight through the fact that his conversation
did not keep you awake.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Then I don't forget that. Yeah, no, I think so
much to you. I think what you should take away
from it is.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
I was real sleepy when I got there and we
got steel and I went to sleep.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
That's but but that one moment though, when I don't
even know you're sleep because I'm looking at him, And
about the time, the timing could not have been worse.
About the time he goes, now, what I don't want
to talk to you about, sir, I'm having this. And
when I heard that, I looked at him and he
was looking at me. But what I what I love
about him is he's so nice. He wouldn't comment on

(18:37):
at one point We're gonna look. We can acknowledge that
Bubby's is snoring like a jet airplay for I don't
know whether Bubba's fall asleep or Scott Palmer is just
crank ricking bubble right right.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
You know the thing about snoring too, You can't do
anything about it because you're you know it's happening when
you're out. You have no control, right, yeah, really, staying
awake is the only defense to me. That's uh, that's
not something you make at your it's old lady. Oh
my god, when it's time to taking nap, it's time
to take a nap.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
It over rules over things.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
I didn't know that you had gone to that level
of sleep. I mean him.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
I hadn't planned on going sleep. I didn't lay down
or sit down and go I'm gonna take it.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Naw.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
You know you do that sometimes.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Oh sure, man, it just.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Well, well, the thing is a little breeze on the
mountain after that good hunt, cause you're tired.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
You got a out there.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Sure you did, Oh my course you did too, yes,
But but I wasn't gonna sleep make me any less
of a person. And I just said I couldn't have
fallen asleep because Bubble was too well.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
I wasn't. I wasn't.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
The good news for Steven is is bubble kept me awake?

Speaker 4 (19:41):
You know what, It's made me sleep? You thinking about it?

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Somebody ran I said to you, your big foot.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
We're finishing up the story Speedy and the plumbing incident
on Friday.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Some of you heard that first hour today.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Others you were with us on Friday and we left
at Speedy was, of course trying to find the right plumber.
I can't tell you what I went through with him
here at the office, him just lamenting over what plumber
to go with. I'm like, buddy, no, I liked him
worrying about like they wouldn't. What they did was gonna
make it worse.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
I'm going to try.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
I was asking questions, You're gonna have to trust, by
the way plumbers. How come y'all don't indoor? Yeah, somebod
y'all need to run endorsement spots on the show. It
was a tough time finding.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
A plumber, right and what you would we round.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
One though, Centurion Plumbing? What speed?

Speaker 7 (20:29):
If I'm the plumber on the other end After the
phone conversations, I heard you haven't I wouldn't want to
come to your hossway.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Well, but if I'm a good plumber, I want to
step up like Rod and go, heck, I'll I'll save
the day, you know what, cause I want you to
know this, you know, and it's tough on all of us.
The Bible speaks very clearly about don't exasperate me, right,
I mean, you will exasperate.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Show us brutal. I mean, just now, what about this?

Speaker 6 (20:50):
Now?

Speaker 2 (20:50):
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Then? So you might when you first get there, if
I gotta pay you like one fee when you arrive,
is it based on how long it takes it?

Speaker 2 (20:58):
By the hour? I mean, so you check them and
I'm just like Rick, And if you break it up,
is it gonna like get in the pipe?

Speaker 4 (21:04):
And what was gonna do the sept guys, this is
where they embellish.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
So what happened? Uh?

Speaker 4 (21:08):
Well, so, I mean, so he comes and he fixed it.
He leaves. You know, I'm skipping around the house.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
He leaves me his little receipt and all that and
and says, hey, if you have any other.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
Troubles, let me. I got it though. I'm like, we're good.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
And then of course I quiz him about where it
went and all that, but he's fine and and so anyway,
so he leaves and and and and so and so
j C gets home and and so you know, I
come home from the sports ours and and uh and
and do that. And they were like, I know this
will surprise you. They were at like workouts and uh.

(21:41):
And so they were doing workouts and and just workout
what number I think this was four? And and so
they do their workouts and they come home. Tyler's at baseball.
So they all get back and and and he goes, Dad,
can I use the restroom in that bathroom? And I
say yes, the it's fixed. And I said, now, I said,
I'm trying to figure out how we can pay for it.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
And he said, uh.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
He said, you're saying this to JAYC, who who have
the actors?

Speaker 4 (22:07):
Right? And I'll go for to pay for it, right?

Speaker 1 (22:09):
And I said one thousand dollars. Took a thousand dollars
to do that. And I said, I said, so, we're
trying to trying to figure out. And of course, when
he went to his wallet and tried to get some
of his Christmas money out, that's that's when I stopped him.
How no, not much, but in their eyes, hey I
got five, sure, you know, but nah, I didn't take

(22:30):
it too far. I told him I was kidding real quick,
but then he thought it was funny after the fact.
But it's kind of funny because I keep looking at
me now throughout the entire weekend.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Are you sure we can use this? Are we good?

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Uh? So it appears to be fine now, and so
I want to thank Ronnie and his company's Centurion Plumbing
to come out. They came out, and I think he
and his wife will be in the gold ticket seats
here soon.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
So and you want to take on this propaganda, you can.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Yeah, you guys are making me out to be something
I'm not. Well.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
First of all, us in the sports ours, we take
turns on lunch and we we flip it.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Where'd you get the rotate? You got a weird rotation?
That's not true?

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Don't You'll keep a record right here, Bubba and I
are just gonna listen because this is like dogg and
Dream Ranch and you've never been there.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
We're not with y'all.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
But I've been on lunch with Speedy, and I six
Speedy operator around here.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
I know the deal.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
But you see, you're the propaganda. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Speedy, honestly, just sheer straight up. You're a little tight.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
And in this in this high fence is rick y'all.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
Would y'all quit laughing.

Speaker 7 (23:35):
You are the tightwad of the group by far. That
it's nothing wrong. I wish I had that quality.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
So me trying to find a good plumber that wasn't
going to take me for the for for a ton
of money.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
No, it's it's that that's a larger body away.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
The needling of the plumber is where you look like
a Ronie had a great time. Now as far as.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
His lunch, and if I could remember over nineteen years
you buying lunch more than once, it would help.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Right, but you're not known for your lunch buying.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Here's what happened.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
He got out there, he got out his closet and
went to town on that tour.

Speaker 7 (24:08):
See, here's what happens at lunch is Greg and I
are usually the ones that initiate the lunch conversation. And
that's that's why you get a bad rap sometimes because
I'll say, Greg, you're going to eat worse speed, let's
get him, let's go.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
We've already planned. Hey, I'll get it. Don't worry about
you waller or whatever.

Speaker 7 (24:27):
And then when we come to you, you say, well,
I know y'all are gonna laugh. That's your first that's
your first hate. Hey Friday, I know you're gonna laugh.
I gotta go get my wallet. I wouldn't let anybody bye.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
That's right. Look, here's that's what Baba said.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
You need you wouldn't let anybody buy it.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
But you didn't buy it, friend, because y'all already went y'alla,
I was working.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
This to me is a sign of a top one.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
No, he doesn't have technicalities. Why they didn't buys got
the evidencelog quote unquote on their y'all are the problem.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
How about this?

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Let me tell you the time out because people, I'm
going to extend what bubbs talking about. And if you
know how sometimes I don't smoke either, for those you
know by the way, at about that this one, yeah,
see that's something else.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
All right up?

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Well they were smoking, don't well, Speedy, I couldn't resist it.
We went out to the back porch of Dream Ranch
and there's an open area back there and Dally some
people who stay there. That's there they can smoke outside.
So there was an ash tray with with and I said, Eli, here'
speed's number out but anyway solid But anyway, so listen,
and I did that, but I ad meant it. Here's
the thing. See, this is classic tape wad language. You

(25:35):
think that you bought lunch when you just buy your own.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Right right, no meality.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
And and they's talking about the rotation when we go
eat before the tsars, I buy three, Hell's buys three.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
He buys one. So he's bought that one, but he
holds on it, but he forgets about those other things.
Y'all go ahead. I can't I can't win in here.
I don't know what I don't know. I want to
read an email here. I've been doing this eighteen years.
You can't win in here, So y'all go ahead. Have
you fun? I'm a tight wad.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
What else.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
No, we're not saying that it's like grotesque. I mean
we're just saying of the of this, of this high fence.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
By the way, Bobby, you can take that off and
say you've been here inside for a couple.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Hours, but you look good. I wouldn't take it off.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
I'd wear it all day.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Another sign of tight wat's changing.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
He is injured and he's lashing down.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah, but I want you to know even though that you'
I am burning up looking at you right now, you
love magnificent.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
I still got a chill, right, I'm drinking a lot
of ice water here.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
But but speedy, Honestly, in your body work of the
of the nearly twenty years that I've known you, you
are a little tight.

Speaker 7 (26:41):
And and here's the thing. It is all right, here's
the thing. And I'm not this is not a bad thing.
But you don't hear me, don't hear me wrong?

Speaker 4 (26:48):
Here we go.

Speaker 7 (26:49):
You have never once came to me and Greg or
anybody else since I've been here and said, hey, let's
go to lunch today.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
It's on me. You're right when he pays, you got
a twist his arm. That's nothing, there's nothing wrong with that.
I just we're gonna address it the cordil all.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
I would object because because I've bought y'all's lunch when all,
when you were when y'all were busy, and I said, here,
you remember you have and that's that one rotation guitar three.
But you're right, you have done that.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
That's not true.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Just fine, who get off me.

Speaker 7 (27:27):
Look, Adler has actually bought us lunch before I gave you.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
I gave him an out rick.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
That will end all this right now, because if it
goes on years from now, people will be talking about
the property.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
But when you stop making things up.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
No, you can disarm anything you want if you'll get
all of us we go to lunch.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
You picked up the tow at Ruth Chris.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
What what is the thing that?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yeah, you know what the thing we always say do
things that make those who say something about you look foolish.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
That's the key.

Speaker 7 (28:00):
That's how you just want right hey, for instance, in
the morning, slide by unestablished and grab us all the biscuit.
Don't say anything about it. Just go in there, by
the way, there's biscuits in there. Don't even say who
bought them, Just say biscuits in there? Who wants them? Steak, chicken,
stuff all in there. What you need me to run
to the academy for you too. I want you to

(28:23):
become marks out doors.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
I want you there.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
I want you to come.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
You want to just solve the problem. I want you
to become the man money to solve. I want you
to become the man on the monopoly game. Little top
hat throwing out my hand, what are you on need, Bubby,
you need another jacket wearingside.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
I'm good. I'm good, Thank you, Greg.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
What do you need?

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Long night?

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Just to prove, just to prove long well, Bess. I
got an email about Speedy. Okay, he says, love to
show love all you guys been listening since the guds
and days. However, don't let Speedy fool you. My son
has a job where tips are essential. He provided a
service for Speedy and got no tip.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
That's not true. Speedy told him he would catch up
next time. The next time they Okay, he just made
that up. What did you making? He said that he
left his wallet in the truck.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Yeah, let me guess they were on Facebook making comments.
Won't believe anything that's not true. I'm not half that
you could.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
That can Not having money to tip can happen.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
It's happened to me.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Happened to me mainly on if ever Valet Park. You
don't have any catch up.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
That in the car washes terrible.

Speaker 7 (29:27):
When you run your car through a car wash and
they do it you, you're expected by the way there
and you can't do it on the receipt drives me
Nuting about.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
The car wash set up I don't they're tipping this
very confused bothers me real confusing.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Who came up that I got to pay your body's help?
But a guy running a car wash. I got a
tip here. I had a guy tell me.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
The hand.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
I had a guy tell me it may be wrong,
he said when he waited on you, you and some
senior citizens. Or I had calculator out trying to calculate
the bady.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
I'll give you props to figure in seven forty five percents.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Hard to do, be hair, that's fine, let's.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Make it up there.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Millionaires, thirty seconds a fop. It's easy to not be
that in some situations. Thirty seconds of pop. We'll take
your phone calls, next, your comments, your questions. You're running
the next segment, we'll talk to you, Bubba, Rick and Bubba.
I know that we talk over the years, you know,

(30:26):
twenty years coming up this January. And one of the
things that that we talk about is the time of day.
We have to get ready for work, and you work
really hard not to disturb your home while you're trying
to leave. I mean, we get dressed all the times
in the dark. Yeah, and it's obvious if you look
at us.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
And some of that is you don't pull what you
mean for to pull. Yeah, And other times you're just
so sleepy you don't care.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Just put them, or you don't know what you do,
you don't even care.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
And I mean, I've got it. And I told you
this years ago.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
I got into my truck one morning, put the seat
belt on and thought, man, that seat belts pulling.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
I didn't even have a shirt on.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
I mean, you just basically zombie walk. You had to
get done, you know, get out the door.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
You've pumped gas in your underwork.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
I pump gas my underwear once, didn't know it to
the wind, blew cross my legs.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
And people just love the show and give you so much.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Yeah, man, y'all love the show.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Was kind of the side effect after the showy Oh
my gosh, I'm pantiless.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Uh but any they're looking at me.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Thank thank the Lord for pay at the pump by
the way, the because because if I'd had to go
inside and pay, I would have also had to been
a rest.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Right. You've put your underwear in the microwave.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Oh ye had to try to get it dry. Yeah,
because I wasn't gonna fire that dryer up with babies in.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
The house and now Greg, you're the victim today.

Speaker 6 (31:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
I got these shoes, y'all seeing them, and I think
crocs make them. They're ugly, but they're the most comfortash
extremely ugly by.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
They look like their new shoes.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
If you throw in a dog pin, let them chew
on them, they get them out in the box.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
They like they have a bur lapped sack.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
But anyway, so it's like my third pair because now
granted they don't last very long for some reason.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Now they charge you.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Like they do. Let's just move on.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
So I've moved some of my pair. I like to
like wash car in them, stuff like that. I've moved
them outside. Well, I don't know how. They must have
kicked in because I've come in and I get in
trouble for this. I dropped my shoes right at the door.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
Hear that, guy, Yeah, I do that.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
That's I don't know what happened. I got over there
this morning. I was running the corner offs and I
felt my toes sticking out of the front of it
where the hole is because I thought, oh, this is
my newer pair. Ain't got a hole in them. And
I look down and I've got one new pair, one
from the new pair and one from the old pair,
and I've got a miss and and look, one of
them has a black sol.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
They're different styles. One of them has a tan.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
You got two different shoes them around, so out and
get rick.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Looking at them from the top, you can't tell the.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Especially, Yeah, that's easy.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
And this one and this one here is really skinked
up my toasting.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
It's really what put him down. Put him down and
get a shot. See from the top, you.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Can't tell what you look close at him though, you
can well you can see the black in the in
the tan, even in the front. But if you're if
they're laying in your closet or by the door. I
actually think this one on my right. I got it
away from mister buddy the other day.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
He had it.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
I leave him in the garage usually, and he had
it out in the yard. I think this is when
I brought in. Why why don't you throw away the
old pair of because I like to wash car all
stuff there right there, I like to wash the car
with him. Here here's can you say, there's the black
sow ye, there's the tan though. That's two different two
different shoes there, bo, you got two different pair of
shoes on, and this one guy like, yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
I like them.

Speaker 7 (33:48):
I love realized it and you almost wanted to see
how long we could go. But Speedy and I heard him, yeah, wait,
he don't realize that to himself. He talks out loud. Yeah,
he talks out do that a lot. And he looked down.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
He went, but look at that bro, and he's talking
to him, look sides about the bust out of this one. Oh,
there's don't look too close at him. Oh yeah, Well
look I thought I knew what I'd done. I said, well,
cain't better tell, And then I realized one had black soul,
one had a Well it's funny because I heard one
of y'all say the other day I came in with two.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Different socks on.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
I do that all the time.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
And that's what I'm talking about. That you made my point.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
And so when the interns was gonna make a big
deal out of it, and I heard the rest of
the staff shutting her down, that's no, that's that's that's
a lot. We get different socks around here a lot
the time we get up. I get tired of trying
to match him up, and I finally gook, it's the same
color that's made two different.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Styles of it.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
I just started getting white onus.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Tyler comes and takes all my socks. I mean, I'll
come in that would like be the drawer is empty. Well,
then I'm like, what in the world. That's what's happen
with him and dress socks? And I go to those rarely,
But when I need to go to dress socks, I
realized that all dress socks have become big gloves now
because we wear the same size shoe. And so I
you know, when you're going upstairs to get your dress

(34:57):
socks out of your son's drawer, it's like, hey, and
tried to get on about don't go and get his
dress socks. I said, I don't have any dress socks.
I don't have to wear his Well, you don't need
to be wearing his songs. I said, okay, So then
what do you want me to do? Originally your you
want me to wear these dress shoes with white socks
and my Michael Jackson that yesterday? Yeah, I said, am
i am? I think that many jump them on my toes.

(35:17):
I mean, what is it.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
I don't think that's such a bad look. I get
off of that.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Craig Shoemaker is with us. I'm digging into comedy gold
and that is uh. The Philadelphia raised.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Craig Shoemaker living in California, Living in California. Coach little league.
They'll cancel a game if there's a cloud in the sky.
I played on broken glass in tornadoes. The only grass
in the entire field was in the coach's bomb. Yeah,
so that's how we rolled. Now tell Bubba now they
have no outs and no runs out.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Been through that.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
It's unbelieved.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
And I'm not used to this, you know, I'm intense.
I go, he's out. Seven mothers, the helicopter mothers.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
No, No, he's not out.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
No, read the rules. Coach, apologize you made Geoff Krawn.
I have to make a public amends to g Off
in front of everybody. I'm sorry, thank you, And I'm
like a ventrilo clist.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
You were out, You're boom oil. Get you. What's going
a good right, Geoff? That's how your parents your name
is Jeff.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
I gotta call this kid Geoff with a straight face
for a whole year. And you can't nickname kids. I
can't catch ben The mother comes to the fence, No coach,
we named him Benjamin. Thank you, we name you back
in the stands Metavac, get out of my page. Are
you serious? You can't nickname now? We all had nicknames.
They shorten your last name. My last name is Shoemaker.

(36:45):
They still call me shoe In Philadelphia, Steve Wartenberg is
wart Saramias saram Scott Astor wasn't fond of the method,
but it dealt with I God to deal with this thing.
I'm not kidding you. The other day, I'm watching a
nine year old, right, and this kid comes up. He's
always bats last, and he wears, are these this cage
helmet and all these pads? It's a ball, not a landmine.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Hurt locker.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
And by the way, when I'm when I'm pitching batting practice,
I'll clunk them. How'd that do with the kevlar? I
swear to God, are you serious? And then you softer balls?
Now you gotta be kidding me. We would paper, we
would duck tape a bat and it would be a
water log ball, and we would hit each other intentionally.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Shirt.

Speaker 5 (37:30):
That's exactly right. That's how you learn. But this kid
walks up. I swear to you three straight strikes. He
does not move. Four mothers yell out, good try, Harrison,
what kind of a message is a good try? Try
to look like a statue. He's a winner. He's stared
at the ball. That's not trying. You gotta be kidding me.

(37:57):
I swear to you, I'm going and all the A
D D people attention deficit. We were all children at
one time. Were you going, I'm paying attention to every
word you say. Whatever you tell me, I will do it.
Of course not. It was called hyperactive, right. I was
so hype RISI to sleepwalk wet my sister's bed. Okay,
no one gave me drugs for it. They just turned

(38:18):
me around. There go pee in your own bed.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
How you learn?

Speaker 2 (38:20):
That's how you learn.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
You learn, you sit in your own wet that's right now,
you just tendless leg syndrome. Have you ever heard of
such a crock in your legs?

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Restless?

Speaker 5 (38:28):
They're getting a school for restless leg? Where was this one?
I was growing up trying to get out of a test.
I could fake this easy going on teacher. I got
a wrestless like I forgot my pills.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Going out of my mind. Gosh, kevlar.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
So stay with me, stay with me, reckular, keep moving.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
I need drugs. I need drugs. I can't pay attention.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
By the way they would have, they would have diagnosed
me the first day in school under today's standards. First,
of course, they would have absolutely you know what our
cure was for that.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Whoop it It made me pay attention my mom.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
My mom would actually say, go get me something to
beat you get like I'm gonna come back with a
two by four with a nail in it. It brought
her a sponge because I was clever, a critical thinker.
Right here you go, my well away out. You're hurting me.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
Not the wet sponge, but Craig, you see the coach
you're describing and the birth process you were talking about.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
That's the thing I'm I'm do. I sound like I'm Cali. Listen.
I tell my kids every day I go if they
start something at first, I said, listen, your first day
is what you do. You show them who you are
the first day. You intimidate him. You knocked that kid
down and then help him up and give them hug and
asked Malley feels that's the first day at ballet. That's

(39:49):
what I tell her. You get in there to knock
them down before that torch.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Please tell Bubba the different coaches you have to have
now out in California.

Speaker 5 (39:59):
Well, first of all, you got your you got your
just your bench coach. Now that's just basically cat herder. Yeah,
whatever happened in the days where you cheer your the
kids on, you know your fellow teammates, they don't do
it anymore. I remember you say about about about it
and all that kind of stuff that satter. No chatter.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
We were told chatter chat chat on his own.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
Huh, you're not allowed to do chatter. They actually have
politically correct chatter like you can't. You can't say anything
about the other team. First of all, you can't say
no batter, no batter, no no bata. They'll throw you out,
are you And they have a woman that does it.
They have you sign up for different assignments. By the way,
snack schedule, please stop putting reply all. If I get

(40:46):
one more reply all and I have to go, I'm
bringing bringing cupcakes, oh mate. And then you have the
ones that come back. How wonderful of you to do that?
Can you do gluten free? But the way this was
lactose and tower and he can't have sugar. He can't
be with a mile of a peanut. You know, they're
allergic to fun. They're allergic to fun. Have some fun,

(41:10):
pulling out the nail. Time out. You ever see a
kid get injured? Hang now, hang now, get on a knee.
Take a knee. That's for paralyzed anything less than that.
You don't take a knee.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
No, no, Greg, I mean they take a knee for.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
S take a knee. Kids. And we have one kid
I coached football too. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Oh that's well, you know that's what's gonna be outlaw
before long. Oh that's the host sport.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
This kid went down every play and then they would
go and then he would get up. It's like heaven
can wait, he's dead and all of a sudden it's
a hang now. Literally he's on the ground with his
pinky and all of a sudden, oh he's up.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Yay. What are these kids gonna be like when they
grow up?

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Can you imagine this is your dad trophies?

Speaker 5 (42:05):
They get all the trophe.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Picture that your dad and you're going through a rough patch.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
The family imagine the job interview that they go on
their first interview and the guy turns and says, I'm sorry,
We're not gonna be able to hire you. And he goes, really, mom,
And Mom's on the interview with him, and he goes,
what would I get for being here? Do I get
to take this pen for participating in the interview? They're
gonna wait for a parting gifts. This is what we're raising.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
It's unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
Feel raising feel.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Well as we make our way back talking about names
that continue to be in the news and this one
out of the sports world too. People having some fun
with Brent Musburger again today. Look, I mean I want
to get I want to give brand benefit of the
doubt on this. I mean, I mean, surely.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
There so we should give him benefit of the doubt.
But let's see it first.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
What you think people have different tations?

Speaker 4 (43:03):
This is how you wrapped up the broadcast last night.
U in the Kansas game. Take a listen for Sulla and.

Speaker 6 (43:12):
Was really smoking today? I want to say so long.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
O right one, seriously one, I think he does a
good job calling the games. You know he's been doing
it a long time. I mean he was doing it when.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
We were kids.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Oh sure, sure, I watched the thirty by thirty the
Legend of Jimmy the Greek last night about him and
Phyllis George.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
And irv uh cross cross that's it.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
And uh yeah, well they did a great and Jimmy
the Greek, you know they were talking actually Phyllis George, Well,
they were talking about like you and I talked about
before the before radio became so prominent. They were you know,
one one place, might only have one station, right, and
they were say when they were only three networks and
and they had NFL. Today, my gosh, their share was
like unbelieve that.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
And you remember Jane Kennedy was on there for a while.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
But anyway, anyway, yeah, so Brent was getting interviewed about
that long time.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
He says, so long it was really smoking today, y'all,
it was really smoking today. So long from Lords and
Hollow it was really smoking today.

Speaker 7 (44:16):
Go back to the first where he he's so emphatic
about it.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Listen to it.

Speaker 6 (44:22):
Yeah, Fred, Fred Schilla and Hollo it was really smoking today.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
And it almost sounds like he's not one bad.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
He does said the problem you think So here is
the question.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Was he talking about a great job she did from
the sideline I want to think so, or or was
he talking about she really had it going.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
On and wrong smoking tonight?

Speaker 1 (44:50):
I mean, and I'm not going to go anyway opinions
or whatever, but in fact, you just had to issue
a public apology for something like that like a week ago.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
What do you my point?

Speaker 1 (45:02):
And maybe yeah, maybe you had holl.

Speaker 6 (45:08):
A Row it was really smoking today.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Maybe based on the aftermath of the National champiship game
that that probably was not good terminology.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Right, how about this?

Speaker 4 (45:20):
No, we really don't know what he meant.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Hey, Brent, if you want to clear the air and
make sure we're not make sure we're not having the
fun we're having right now, here's what you could have said.
And for Holly Row, who did an outstanding job reporting tonight,
thank you, Holly.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
I'm Brent Marsberger so long. I mean that that would
have done it.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Here's here's the video and audio, which gives us a
little bit more time.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
I get a facial expression.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
Yet we know this showing highlights on the court taking.

Speaker 6 (45:42):
It final score Kansas sixty one, forty four. Coming out
next Sports Center for fred Ford shullup ad Holly Row,
it was really smoking today. I want to say so long.

Speaker 7 (46:00):
I will say this Lord for someone that I actually
watched this game and at the end when I heard that,
that's the first.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
Thing I thought of. Let me ask you, what are
you doing? What are you Holly Row?

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Who was shaking it like you? Who were really bringing
it today, Holly Roll.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
I'm going to give him the benefit of doubt for
many reasons. When I'm gonna go with with you're not
a week out from all this am from a shallow
Holly Row and.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Read for Holly Row. And you know Daddy likes a
little meat on the bone smoking.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
The lots to love.

Speaker 7 (46:48):
Okay, lo, how you call yourself out?

Speaker 1 (46:53):
I think I think the supergroup Queen said it best.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Holly Row, who makes my rocking world go round?

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Hor Do you think he meant she was doing a
good job?

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Well, speed, that's what. And I'm going back to he
said Holly though it's almost like his Holly Row says
more than smoking and Row. If we just played Holly Row.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Hollro, he almost ramps up.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Listen to the way he says. I guess somebody producer
or something.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Frank, who's that? I think it's the guy that was
next to you. Yeah, yeah, some dude. Listen half of
everybody here.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Listen how he says his name, and then Holly Room,
Fred Fracila and holl.

Speaker 6 (47:53):
Row was really smoking today?

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Seriously, brand, don't you know because we've all done it here.
But when they went off there, his buddy looked at
and said, what you lost?

Speaker 4 (48:04):
Mine?

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Did you just say that that some woman was smoking?
Did you not just realized what the week you just had?

Speaker 4 (48:13):
And I like them with Bubba. I love hearing him
call games.

Speaker 7 (48:17):
But as I'm watching that, and the whole time, I'm thinking,
see he's doing a good job. This is what I
like about Mussburger. And the very last thing he says
is that, and I'm thinking, you've got to be kidma.
He hit me the minute he said it. I thought
you're better than that, Brent. What do you do considering right?

Speaker 4 (48:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Yeah, public, you know, talking about the good jobs?

Speaker 2 (48:37):
You know what it would be what he's gonna.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
Say, Yeah, oh yeah, run all over?

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Yeah yeah, I mean it really would be like, let's
say you made some off color comment about somebody's weight, Okay,
and everybody and he was like, well, you know, I
was just I didn't mean think by it, but I
apologized everybody in the.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Very seven days. Now you go, and now let's go
down to how they roll. You know what. I like
him a little chubby, you.

Speaker 6 (49:02):
Know.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
And you're like, he's going, no, no, I'm talking about a
good jobs she did? You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (49:06):
You know, you know how they all these big comans,
they have these PR firms and with stuff like this happened,
don't you know?

Speaker 4 (49:11):
They called him back?

Speaker 2 (49:12):
He did it again?

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Right, we got to clean this up. He listen, whoever
is guys? Hello, so and so, so and so? Agency
do you hear Brent tonight?

Speaker 2 (49:20):
What what do you do? What do you say? Said?
Holly Row was really smoking?

Speaker 7 (49:25):
We spend this, you know, can you imagine everybody looking
at each other and when they all get the head
that a ton of people got a headset on and
they all look at each other like I got to
hear it again.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
And Holly Row, who if she's interested, we may have
a little cup of coffee after we're.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Done, mate in the lot.

Speaker 6 (49:44):
And holl Row was really smoking tonight.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
I don't smoking no matter what he what he meant?

Speaker 2 (49:53):
What do you think the choice.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Here's about this? Who is really getting after it tonight?

Speaker 7 (49:58):
Here's the thing you last week doesn't last week has happened.
I don't even hear that.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
No, nobody does. We're not even talking about it. He's
under the microscope.

Speaker 8 (50:07):
Yeah, I say something I would have if if if
if a guy's my poor lady, but my poorn is speedy,
nobody would have brought it up.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
No, I mean I heard it on the way in
and you're gonna hear it all day. Nobody would have
brought it.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Now there would have been a non issue. Yeah, smoking.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Smoking, well Holly, Holly does a good job, but I
don't think she is considered one of the Uh, you don't.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Know what Brinson.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
I didn't even saying.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Well, now you think he set a standard on the
last comment? Yeah, you know it.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Doesn't that he's he's you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (50:50):
He meant this and for Holly Rose and like the
other woman, I actually have a shot at.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Smoking and I.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Already has no cold fact.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Wait, I like them all.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
He did like the mom too.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
We we've talked often and I hopefully some of you
youngsters that that are. You know, whenever you start considering
when you get old enough, and I know some of
you do it, like Johnny Manziel, for instance, before you're
illegally old enough to partake of alcoholic beverages, you need
to look at drunks and then decide whether that is

(51:28):
intriguing to you and the things they constantly get themselves into,
and you know you will find pretty quick it has
very little redeeming value. And it seems to take places,
take people in places that if you were which is
probably the reason why drunkenness is is you know something
God is not fond of, because it tends to open

(51:48):
you up to do things that, if you were sober,
you would not remotely consider. Okay, so here we are again.
An American man has been fined five hundred dollars Saturday night. Now,
don't miss the wording in the story, because then that'll
get us to the rest of the story. After he
swallowed a beloved human toe that belonged to a Canadian bar. Okay,

(52:12):
oh my goodness, this is a Canadian up day.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
Yeah, a Canadian update. It gives getting better, and this
keeps getting better. A drunk.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
My gosh, I know a lot of you just can't
wait till the day that we turn into Canada. South
Uh the downtown hotel in Dawson City, Yukon. Apparently, Bubba

(52:42):
has something called a famous Dawson City tradition which involves
drinking a shot of Yukon gold whiskey. Don't miss that
Yukon gold whiskey with a withered o toe inside. Now
I have sky this story. I have looked everywhere Speedy

(53:03):
has looked. Is called the sour toe cocktail. For the
life of me, I cannot find the source of human toes.
Let's say I want to invent a drinking game, and
of course I'm Baptist, so I wouldn't. But let's say
that I wanted to create a drinking game that involved
putting a withered toe in the drink.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Where do I get my human toes?

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Did you see the sower toe caught the sour toe cocktail, Bubba?
Where is the source? Does somebody say, hey, you know,
we're almost side of human toes. You need to call
our supplier. Who do you call? Because they'll tell you
in this story they've gone through several toes. But here's
the problem. No one has ever swallowed the withered toe

(53:44):
on purpose. Now, here's how the drink has to must
touch their lip with the toe inside the whiskey. They said,
the toe has been dehydrated and preserved in salt, but
it never tells you where the toes come from.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Rick, I would say, I would look around the you know,
the club, the bar for maybe somebody who's limping.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Yeah, now look, I googled this, Rick. You can actually
buy toenails online. Note, you can buy human toes.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (54:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Where did they come from?

Speaker 1 (54:15):
They say most of them are from China. Well, you
cut off, y'all. Toe, we make money. You don't need
all of them. You don't need ten to toll take
one goat. So anyway, so now we do have at
the bar. Here's what the bar said where they established,
which is why this guy's in trouble. The bar had
to establish a five hundred dollars fine to prevent people

(54:38):
from stealing the toe or swallowing it on purpose. And
by golly, we had a drunk who swallowed it on purpose.
Everybody knows he did it on purpose, and now we're
going to find him five hundred dollars for that. Now
this is according you will love this bubba to Terry Lee,
who is the bar's toe captain.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
The toe has been replaced eight times due to theft, misplacement,
or swallowing nor which which means they have been accidental
swallowings of a toe. Now, how do you accidentally swallow
a toe? Guys, this obviously is not your first drink.

Speaker 7 (55:11):
You can give that back though that's a bad process,
but you can get it bad.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
They did saw.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
I hope the toenails trimmed. I'll tell you that.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
They did say.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
They did say that they did one time have an
accidental swallowing, and they said a lot of people what
they had to go back to instant replay, and they said,
everyone agreed that Johnny Manziel swallowed it by accidents. So
they said, so he did not receive or did he
take any money.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
So basically this is the Canadian version of.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Tequila, but with a toe instead of a worm.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Yeah, but even but Rick, this was established in nineteen
so I got to go back to when it started
nineteen seventy three, the sour toe cocktail, and it started
with somebody like Greg Burgess that said, guarantee you won't
put that in that drink and drink it, you know,
Greg Glove, Greg Gloves, Yes, yes, you want to eat

(56:08):
that toe.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
And you know that that kind much for you to
eat the toe? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (56:11):
All right, now you challenged me in there to eat
the coffee just to ground Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Rick, you don't know how many days we go in
the kitchen and Greg will say, I bet you won't
just eat this.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
I know?

Speaker 4 (56:23):
Yeah, how long can you know?

Speaker 3 (56:24):
I'm not I'm not gonna eat it.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Put your y'all full of coffee. So who that's how
it started. It started on a night like that.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Somebody, Well, it's started to say get a shawl of
raw coffee. It's another thing to say, eat some coffee
out of out of Bubba's two toes.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
I mean that's completely different.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Patrick, That toe there don't look any worse than mine.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
I tell you, I'd let them have one of my
toes for the right price.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Would you really affects your palace? Great?

Speaker 4 (56:50):
What's the price?

Speaker 2 (56:52):
How much?

Speaker 4 (56:52):
Thirty six a month?

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Greg?

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Understand?

Speaker 1 (56:57):
So I got to pay for it for the rest
of Oh yeah, I gotta make paperts just somebody swallows it.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
How much would you give you toe it for?

Speaker 4 (57:05):
I'm talking big toe because these are big toe I
don't want to go.

Speaker 7 (57:07):
I'm not The big ones not going anywhere, and the
pinky's not going anywhere either.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
In the middle you can get two for one on
a couple of months.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Yeah, because gray's got web fits.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
It's a big, big toe, right, and I'll be honest,
we put that. Put that back up. Man, that's old
weathered that Wait a minute, that doesn't that's that don't
look like a toe.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
It's been dehydrated and preserved salt. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Oh guys, Oh, you didn't see a picture of it before.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
Great, No, you had a.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Good look at brown weather thing.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
I know where that one came from. Easy, whether China, China?
These are Chinese toes. You know what somebody said? He
said because it was a Chinese toe. He did swallow
it was hungry thirty minutes later.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Yeah, Rick just didn't fill him up.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
So we can go on line order a bunch of toes.
You don't like, where are they getting toes from? Look,
I unfortunately googled about and I'm sure that guess they'll
picture this. What if we started a business of selling toes? Okay,
the Asians have beat us to it. Ye, Hello, thank you,
for calling to sell to stead of toenail.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Oh my good, the marketing just clicks in. I can't
stop it.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
They you can even you can even order size. You
want a big toe or a smaller big toe. I mean, y'all,
there's human y'all, there's a lot of let's be honest,
that's a that's a look drunks come up with someone.
Oh yeah, most ridiculous. I'm sure the government's gonna drink
come after me because I googled human toes for sale.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
I'm sure I'll get targeted. But it comes up.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
It's straight up reliable Chinese human toes, and you've got
suppliers here. He's a reliable well I can't stand to
get it unreliable tosa.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
At last toe I got was at least craft.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
I tell you what. I don't call TOASA. Oh they're
not reliable. The toe I god, didn't even look.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
I mean that thing wasn't as big as like like
this popcorn shrink, didn't even have a nail on it.
I want one the size of a prom. Yeah, send
a big one, big Old Rocky. Rocky says that he
lost his toe about fifteen years ago.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
Rocky sorry to hear that, right, Rocky, where's your toe?

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Now?

Speaker 9 (59:29):
Well, I don't know. I've always kind of wondered, you know,
I lost a big toe and one next to it,
and I get phantom pains all the time. So I
figure maybe that's them drinking and kissing when they're fighting
my toes, when they're making that shot your toe.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Maybe in a glass of whiskey as we speak, you
know what I mean? So you do have phantom pain
like I hear about that a.

Speaker 9 (59:50):
Lot with Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was fourteen when I
had a motorcycle wreck and I'm fifty now, so stim
more than fourteen years ago. But yeah, through the years,
I mean, I've had things in the middle of the night.
It'll I'll just wake up. It's just like somebody's stepping
on my toe.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
That's somebody knocking back that that sour toe cocktail.

Speaker 9 (01:00:07):
That's what I'm thinking. Now, I think I'll answer my question.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Well, you know what, listen to Rick and Bubba show
no telling them what you learn.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
At least it don't take Rocky long clip his toes.
I bet it takes him with a little less time,
a little less time than most.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
Do you think they use the tow truck to deliver.
That's good, that's good speed. You get that email because
that's really collaborating. I got one email I'm gonna read. Oh,
I'm going you crazy people.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
How about this?

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
A little piggy went into some sour mash bo pao,
got fired up and choked, thrown down, and then they
said he's getting five hundred dollars because he swallowed on purple.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
It's accidental. Will let it rude, but it's got to
touch your lips if you drink the sour toe. We'll
be about Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
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