Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 13

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's greatest
tits flashing back through thirty one years of radio gold.
Every Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick
and Bubba's Greatest tips.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba, ringing, bricking Bubba.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Pass degree that these drinking bub bubb Oh, it brings.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Me to my knee. Twenty one minutes past the hour,
Ricking bub we're talking about what a lot of you.
Yesterday we was starting to tweet out, wanting the update
on how dad did doing commercials for Bellton and uh.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
And so we sit down the MICUs up.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
We're side by side and you we're discussing, you know,
all the different things about uh, the incredible technology and
I mean like right there, you look at that picture.
If you can see it, he has the me in
you can't even see them. I mean, the technology is incredible.
And so one of the things, where's your mom mat
by the way, you may see her in a little
bit in Little bro at one point. So anyway, you

(01:05):
wait to our calling, Rick said, you did good? Please
please do she well, you know she's beautiful. She ought
to be it, Rick, But you know how she is.
So so anyway, I'm I'm thinking it's pretty good because
at this point I'm being the broadcaster. I'm doing the
name of the company, the phone number, free exam. I

(01:26):
don't really want him in that world, you know what
I mean, tried to take over. Anyway, keep in mind
when I get there, and listen, when I get there,
I've got on an under armoured black polo or whatever
it's called, golf shirt whatever, and they tell me, hey,
if you've got another shirt, And I was prepared because
I said, you don't want that logo and they said no,
So I get a Rick and Bubbas shirt and put
it on. There's another logo. Yeah, but that logo is

(01:49):
okay because we actually have it. So some of you
don't think we do. We do. But anyway, so anyway, uh,
they say at the end, what was the line?

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Was bell tone helping the world hear better? Okay?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
And they said, I tell you, And I say, I see,
I see the producer he's whipping.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
He goes, I tell you what we want coach to
do that line.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
I'm not that boy. So so anyway, so he goes, Now, now,
when am I supposed to do that? I said, that
when I give the phone number that's you, then you
go complete phone number that that's you. Man, that's that's that's.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
What I'm supposed to say right there.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, so then he says, bell tone helping the world
here better, but more importantly helping me here better.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
That's what he say.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I said that, I don't know if you're important in
the world.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yeah, I got.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
I said that, I don't know that people want to
hear you say that the world don't give he said,
I got to tell you something I ain't nearest turned about
the world down myself.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
I've been able to hear you know.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
And then of course you know, we get he wants
to include in the spot about him hunting fishing.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Well, they don't want.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
They don't. I'll tell you, I'm issue. I want to
hear him gobblers and what he said, I'm like that,
I don't. Then the guy's kind of I said, I
don't think they want the outdoor part. Well, I'm gonna
tell you this, they're missing the boat because if you
think about it, because there's a lot of guys like him,
that's the thing that convinced him to go. You're right,
said he could hunt missing. Maybe need to feed him
in camouflage with a different one.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
And and then I and the other one, and it's
saying and.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Then the goblin, goblin. But I did do this one,
I said, I said, Dad, I know, I know.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
You're on a roll.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Now, you you're you're, you're count you're settling in. Now,
please do not talk about breaking wind and and how
you heard he thinks that's a really funny. Wait, wait,
it is funny.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
It is that for us? How about this one?

Speaker 3 (03:51):
One of the was the open line. One of the
one of the owners of the company said when when
they heard us say on there that he just texts
that he had just broke winn.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
It sound like a tomic.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
He's just slaved off. He knows it's funny, so he
wants to put in there. I said, Dad, he wants
to use it. Dad, I was gonna tell you they're
not gonna run TV spot where you're talking about how
loud your for it. Okay, that's that's not gonna happen.
Let's go ahead and mark that off the great line.
Everybody here will love it, but that is gonna be
edited to that and you can't tell it to the family,

(04:20):
which he does brought up again this last week. He loves,
he gets his go to when there's a new person
in he us tell them about it, tell you about
these here and things.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yeah, don't forget, don't forget.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
If you look at the if you look at the
two of us here, we we are.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
We are the spawn of Bill Burgess.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yes, so all he is is just a higher grade
of what we may be that may be diluted by that.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Yeah, yeah, has.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
So many good lines when we were growing up.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
I think I've stole a few of the Oh gos Rick.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I also caught him doing this, you know what you
can take here and yeah, he'll do that just because
he kind of.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
Likes, like make some feet back. It's like having to
brown and golden egles.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Here's the first thing I forgot to tell you this week.
We should get there and we get him micked up.
He goes, Hey, I here, I can hear I hear
him talk to me right now. I said, no, Dad,
we'd some mic for us. It's it's not a two way. Well,
I can hear them. Oh wait a minute, that's my here, Nate.
That that's good. So so that it really goes well,
he does a good job, and I don't know how
it's gonna turn out.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
God love the people have.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
To edit it.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
But but anyway, so so he really does a good job.
We get it done.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Well, I'm now moving on to go speak somewhere in
North Alabama.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Well, you know, I don't want to come in. Hey,
I'm Rick and Rickle Bubb.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
I got Rick and Bubbas shirt on, so I'm gonna
go back to the under armor shirt for that event. Okay,
wardrobe change, Yeah, so I put it on. Okay, y'all,
this is gonna own y'all. So so anyway, so we
go and say by today this super job is all good,
and of course then then starts you know this is
the next thing. Well, when's it gonna run? When we're
gonna see it like that? AFTERCA I really don't know

(05:52):
now what channel's on now, he wouldn't say the channel
it was. Uh, he wanted to know the channel on
his table, like yeah, yeah, yeah that you live in Jacksonville.
It could be different. I don't know where this channel
is on. Well, which one is it? I said, it's
channel forty two. Well, I don't know what the wing
got forty two? I said, no, you have it.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
It's just you do.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
Dad.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
It's just you'll have to find out where that is on.
So when is it gonna be on? I don't know, dad. Mom,
when's this gonna run? Oh? Yeah, I don't know. I
said that when I. If I get a copy of it,
I will email it to your mom. Okay, And all
of a sudden, I'm sitting there and all of a
sudden I hear and this is my new hot tech.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Mom.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
I hear in the room, Mom, mom, Mom, Mama, mom, mom.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
And I'm looking.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
I said, what in the world. Oh, Mama goes, oh,
that's my phone. That means one of y'all calling me.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Did she put that in?

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Put a wringer if it's one of her kids. They
start screaming, mom, Oh, she's showing off now, And I said,
I said, since she got on Facebook, she's just she said,
she said, you should have seen your face. I said, well, Mom,
your purse started screaming.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Mom Oh, I gotta get that.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
That's where your sister and so anyway, uh so I
go to speak.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Now, this is this is good. You're gonna love this.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
So I get there and I came by the office
to change and you'll get a drink of water and
all this kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
So I'm headed on.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
I'm roll. So I meet the pastor and we spend
some time together, spend you know, probably about forty five.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Minutes together getting ready for the event and all this.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
And he said, all right, he said, get ready to
go out there and we will go start with He goes, Hey,
can I can I just ask you something? I said, true.
He goes, is this part of your message? Is this
some kind of visual? I said, I'm sorry? What He goes?
You know, your shirts inside out? Right?

Speaker 4 (07:37):
He said?

Speaker 3 (07:38):
He said? He goes said I I say, is this
a prop?

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Like you got to turn your life inside out?

Speaker 3 (07:49):
I said, I said, no, just the fact guy who's
had a lot going on to that's.

Speaker 6 (07:53):
Always that's what your sign? That that o that our
plate is overflowing? What is it in a restaurant? Inside out?

Speaker 3 (08:02):
You know? You try to be cool like, yeah, I
gotta go.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
To back that tag.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
I said, I realize I'm about take stage in thirty seconds.
Form I borrow bathroom. He said, Man, look at that.
He's gonna do an inside outs. We'll be back more
ricking Bubba.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Right after this.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
So how's your tongue?

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Do it moment?

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (08:30):
It hurts still, Yeah, it's hurt. I hope to get
it well by next.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Have you have you thought about have you thought about?
Have you thought about? Start up?

Speaker 3 (08:39):
I've bid it over the years.

Speaker 6 (08:41):
Big No, I'm asleep, you know, and yeah, watch you
when I'm awake so much.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
I guess I just keep it going.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
You can't wear a mouth piece with that seapap, Yeah,
I could have you.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Have you talked to a doctor about having the t
r S procedure now, the tongue reduction surgery?

Speaker 4 (09:00):
I bet that would hurt.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yeah, well, from what I've heard, it's it's not good
to be horrible. You know, when you cut your tongue,
cut part of it, I'd be out for weeks.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Can you know how you go on a diet to
lose weight and then can you put your tongue on
a dit? No, the tongue doesn't need I know. I'm
just thinking maybe they're if you just lose weight, does
your tongue? Well, how do you how do you lose weight?

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Cardio and exercise or that? Could you do tongue exercises
to make it leaner, it might make it strong it up.
I want that. Well, here's the problem that down with. Well,
here's the problem. Get a little weight and lay it
on the tongue. The tongue has no fat. The tongue
is a muscle. So it's just a big muscle. You
may make it bigger. It's just it. That's a big tongue,

(09:47):
thick to that's a salty dog, no doubt.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
It looks all scarred up and up and down the
sides like it's hit a curve.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Just wake up in the morning.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
It's got stretch marks. You know how you suff your
side walls? Did you just wake up? Or does it
wake up when.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
You's been doing I've done it. I've bit it so
many times over the years.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Now scarred up. Have you considered putting like curve feelers?

Speaker 3 (10:15):
You know what I need?

Speaker 6 (10:17):
I need a brace in there to keep it off.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Of wealth sleeping them out?

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, Like, if you ain't got any other crazy crap
you're sleeping, give him something.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
Like it looks like I'm going on a moonshot now.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah, he's get his mouth pieces in his seatpot. And
then he had that thing for his pointed toe.

Speaker 7 (10:34):
He had.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Drawers, well, and you put the curve. Look, you put
the curve feelers on it. And then when it hit
as soon as it hurts your teeth, you know, like
like it makes you like you follow some driving and
wakes you up every time heart shocks. You made menial
little shot.

Speaker 6 (10:53):
Now I need like a tongue, damn to push it back,
hold it back for the.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Rails, like when you little kids go bowling that. Yeah,
just keeps it on the Yeah, something like that. You
need something, man, Yeah, and so do you? I mean,
do you just clamp down?

Speaker 6 (11:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
But not every day. I don't buy my tongue. But
I can't chew gum because I bout the inside my cheek.
It's horrible, horrible, manchi gum. I think it's because I
still got all my wisdom teeth.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Chewing gum is annoying to them all what they never
gave me in trouble. I gotta standing teeth. Yeah you did.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
You have a big tongue as a kid. It grow
with always to see a pictures of them as a kid.
It's mainly tongue. Hey, I wonder if you lose weight,
would your tongue get smart.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
No, why the fact, that's what you always say about.
Just every time we got a problem fat people always
y'all laughed at you might.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
I don't know you.

Speaker 6 (11:51):
Might anything that hurts, well, they want your fat.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
No matter what I mean. I mean, people get ridiculous
with it. You sit there and you go, you know what, man,
I tell you, we're just having trouble. We we got more
going out than we do coming in. And the checking account. Well,
if you lose some weight, you have more money.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (12:07):
They tied to everything. I don't think what I says.
I've lost weight and went down.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
A hat size.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Greg, that's not we're all looking at you. You ain't right, yep.
I had to pull it up a notch.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Greg will give you all kinds of speeches about what
losing we can do.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Hey, y'all, y'all just make fun of me. I just
tongue exercises. They've got them. It's not lacking in strength.
It's it's too wide. It's physically too big. Yeah yeah,
but I mean get after it. You know, it's trying
to pull a car into a garage. It ain't watering.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
It is. It's just like me. It is just like me.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
My mind feels like it's swelling when I start. When
I start working out, I actually weighed more because my
muscle mask gets even bigger. I'm going and exercises for
big face. Yes, yes, face, we got right here? Stop
this is Oh that's not Your crown does not get small.
I'm actually grown hair loads and white.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Right. What happened to your I don't know, Rick, do
you bin into the hat theory?

Speaker 3 (13:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
We're from the same gene pool. You got outstanding hair.
I don't know what happened. I don't either.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
You got hair if you see our cousin, though, Jeff
Burgess the same problem.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Really well, Rick, don't.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
You do something about that? Can't you get some shots.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Fixed, some care whatever? Yeah, for an endorsement, m's it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Tongue exercises may ease sleep apnea and stop biting tongue.
Something I'm reading along and it is right here. Thirty
nine percent of patients bite their tongue that have sleep
appen in.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Are you being straight up here?

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:47):
You get their song exercises, you can lick, look follow
the watch, look at me, watch this go.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
I get.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
How is that going to happen being too like all
sides of all your lips. I'm not gonna do that, so.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
I'd be doing that. I have this is this is
only gonna make the smacking worse. And that's gonna help.
Now we'll go back, and it just says, are you
looking at speed?

Speaker 4 (14:13):
I'm gonna ask you to stop doing that.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
I'm trying to help, right, I mean, I can't figure
out we try to help bubb or get take them
to lunch exercise.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Tongue groups reduced their obstructive sleep avenue.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
There you go, right here. I'm gonna print this off
for you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
There might be a tongue exercise class, kind of like CrossFit.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Yeah, maybe I could just wrap it up a spin class.
You ride by, seg and we're going. You come, We'll
be back more ricking bubb after this ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.
To the phones, we go eight six six, We be big.
To Elizabeth in Mississippi. Elizabeth, Elizabeth, Welcome to the program.

Speaker 8 (14:57):
How are you good?

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Elizabeth? Going head?

Speaker 8 (15:00):
I think merjuana should be legalized in the United States
because we can replace gas with it. It burns so
much cleaner. We can replace plastic with it, so that's
less than the landfills. It kills cancer, it helps depression,
it's many things.

Speaker 6 (15:18):
Automighty, it does it all? Does Elizabeth? Let me ask
you this, and I might be stepping out here. Are
you a recreational user of this drug?

Speaker 8 (15:25):
I know? I just I support the medical and like
the hemp because we can grow one acre of hemp
and replace four acres of trees, and it grows so
much faster, and.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
What and we're going to run our automobiles on it?

Speaker 8 (15:40):
Did you say, yes, we can use gas?

Speaker 4 (15:44):
We can use gas with it?

Speaker 6 (15:46):
Mate, you make gas from Marria Jauana.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Yes, you're talking about that.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
You're talking about the Devil's letters.

Speaker 8 (15:52):
Well, the first four car was ran off the hemp.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
You're talking about the big Chief, the King's grass.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
How you keep people out of your tailpop?

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Elizabeth? You know you you do smoke pot? Don't you?

Speaker 6 (16:06):
I have?

Speaker 8 (16:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yeah, I thought you might.

Speaker 6 (16:08):
I just I had a feeling you might have that.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Dley.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
I bet we're talking tom Hamburger is a minute go.
That was a tough.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
We were talking about, don't you Elizabeth?

Speaker 7 (16:19):
Uh No?

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Where do you? Where do you work at?

Speaker 7 (16:23):
Right?

Speaker 8 (16:23):
Now I'm gonna stay at home mom.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yeah, okay, four.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
To you, ma'am.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Where the kids?

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:29):
The uh so you the you don't you don't smoke
it around the children?

Speaker 8 (16:36):
No, sir?

Speaker 6 (16:38):
Where where do they go when you're Where do they
go when you tear one down? Oh?

Speaker 8 (16:42):
Well, they usually got a babysitter.

Speaker 6 (16:45):
So you hire a babysitter so you can go out
and smoke marriage you wanna?

Speaker 8 (16:51):
No, I don't hire a babysitter for that.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
No, but when they have a baby.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
You just said, though, are you saying opportune? You're saying
if they have a babysitter you, you will roll a
fat one. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (17:04):
If I out with some friends and when maybe I
can hear something, they'll roll one. Y'all'll hit it.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Y'all, So you have, what's.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Your medical condition?

Speaker 6 (17:12):
You have friends that come over. You have friends that
come over when the babysitter is there, so y'all can
sit around and roll one?

Speaker 4 (17:19):
Or do you go with them?

Speaker 8 (17:20):
Well, it's healthier to smoke a jorntan from kids and cigarette?

Speaker 6 (17:24):
Well, well really, so, so you do? Or you don't
smoke in front of the kids.

Speaker 7 (17:29):
I don't.

Speaker 8 (17:29):
I'm just saying that that it's healthier.

Speaker 6 (17:31):
If you did right, it's got to be great for them.
What about people who smoke pot being delusional and crazy?

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Do you see any problem with that?

Speaker 8 (17:39):
I don't think that pot would make them that way.
I think before you smoke it.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
You're Yeah, have you seen your dad old? There? It
may enhances theme. And this is just from the studies
I've seen throughout the years. Do you find that people
who smoke pot on regular basis it's tougher to get
them off the couch and say someone.

Speaker 8 (17:56):
Who doesn't, No, because if you're a lazy before you smoke,
you're gonna be lazy after you smoke. And there's like
plenty of sports players and everybody else that smokes.

Speaker 7 (18:08):
It in there.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
I don't know you're correct about that, but makes it okay?

Speaker 3 (18:12):
I well, I'd like to be able to burn one
down then go stuff and tank taking. I mean, I
think she's doing something. Yeah, I found like a perfect
world plastic bottle. Gosh might get it either. I didn't
realize that that marijuana was the answer to our problems.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
I know it did someny things I know about about it.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
People that thought it did.

Speaker 6 (18:30):
Yeah, what if what if we had all this hemp
playing it everywhere and then we had a forest fire.
I mean, if you're down wind from that, we're not
gonna get a thing done.

Speaker 8 (18:39):
So if you go out and get drunk or take pills,
you have a chance of killing yourself.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Absolutely.

Speaker 6 (18:46):
So, Really, the the behavior that getting drunk and pills
and let's say other things calls maybe we should avoid.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Right, we're missing the positive influence of pot on our society.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 5 (18:59):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (19:00):
And how much?

Speaker 3 (19:00):
How many times a week will you you do that?
Get your hit?

Speaker 5 (19:04):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (19:04):
Well, if it ever became legal, it would probably.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Is it glock?

Speaker 6 (19:13):
You have?

Speaker 4 (19:13):
What is?

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Are you just do you have? You have medical issues?

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (19:19):
Well it helps with a bunch of medical that But.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
I mean, what's your situation?

Speaker 6 (19:26):
Uh, Elizabeth? In your case, what do you what's it?
What is your problem that you needed?

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Well?

Speaker 8 (19:33):
I get bad in moraines and.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Arthritis.

Speaker 8 (19:39):
Just about any deal that you hate you can replace
it with.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Have you smoked any today? Elizabeth?

Speaker 6 (19:47):
How long ago did you smoke some before you called?

Speaker 5 (19:51):
Probably been a.

Speaker 6 (19:52):
Few weeks, Are you sure?

Speaker 5 (19:56):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Time just got away?

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Well, you know what I appreciate your point.

Speaker 6 (20:03):
Of view, and I hope you get the feeling better.
I know you got a lot of ailments there.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Does your husband does you.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Do it too?

Speaker 3 (20:10):
I know he does not smoke?

Speaker 4 (20:13):
No, sir, does he wish you wouldn't?

Speaker 8 (20:17):
I just wish people would do more research on it
and realize that it's not bad.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Well does your does your husband want you to smoke
it or wishes you would not smoke it?

Speaker 8 (20:25):
He would rather may smoke one and smoke cigarette?

Speaker 3 (20:29):
What about smoke nothing?

Speaker 5 (20:31):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (20:33):
How about how about a no smoke?

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yeah? What about just nah? Not I'm smoking something?

Speaker 8 (20:42):
Well, there's so many benefits.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
To well, right, and you're about to rope you can
make out of it awesome. Well, you know what. Thank
you for your call, Elizabeth. Thank you and enjoy being
Floyd's dark side of the moon today. Yeah yeah, yeah, wow,
Well she's kind of different. What just happened? I think
she proved her case. Can I tell you I've seen

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people want part to be legalized, and I think we
all know why. It's the same reason people want gambling.
They come up with all these side products they just
won't say. I just would like to build a smoke
and I be hassled by I like the gamble. I
just like to gamble. You know that's fine, just say
that it helps scoops. No, you just want to gamble.
You couldn't care less of it helps Rick. And you
do realize everybody that drinks and takes bills are gonna
stop and just start smoking pot stop. And none of

(21:30):
them found their way to those other items from pot. Right,
that's never happened. And I know and I know the
potheads that I've known in my life, they're a motivated
But I've never seen the car run off of it
though I missed that.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
I've never heard that before.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
And make changing Chung movie up and smoked. They had
a van made out of it, remember that, but that
wasn't real.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Yeah, what Wade is standing by?

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Wade?

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Welcome to the program, buddy. How are you? I'm good,
doing good good, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 7 (21:58):
I appreciate your uh what y'all do and what you
stand up for.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (22:04):
Oh, I want to come in on the on the
Ray Rice situation. Uh maybe you got I mean, but
I'm totally lost now. I thought we live in a
society nowadays where if for any reason, a woman gets
downgraded or looked upon or look down. Yes, I thought
I thought they were supposed to stand up and and

(22:26):
have a big hoorah and and to say, how dare
you treat women this way? And we deserve all the
right equal as men do. And now here women are
uh in support of ray Rice by winning kgs and
and uh seemed like standing behind me.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Well, I can explain that to you if you, if
you would like, because there there's there's something going on
right now, and I'm not saying it's positive. Way, don't
don't misunderstanding. Okay, I'm not saying it's a positive, but
I will give you a reality and this is and
I'm not trying to grand stand here a little bit,
but but the sports media is a little bit to
blame for this.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
And I'll tell you why.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
The sports media is now trying to become as politically
correct as the mainstream media and sports fans are saying.
And it don't matter what the topic is, even something
as important as this way, and you make a good point,
they're just tired of it. They're like, hey, can we
just go to the ballgame? Can you stop with with
with pre with with with you know, we got to

(23:28):
hear Bob Costas give us a you know, a gunlall speech.
We we got to hear about alternative lifestyle. We gotta
we got to hear about that. We got now, we
got to hear about this. Now, we got to hear
about that. And the sports fans, especially football fans, are going,
can we just go to the ballgame? You know, redskin
fans are not really making a stand one way or
the other that that's their team. They just want to

(23:48):
their team play.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
These women wearing Ravens jerseys, you know what they're saying.
Can I just go watch the Ravens. I'm a Ravens fan.
Can we have our football season? Everywhere we go at work,
it's a bunch of guard garbage our countries, every time
we turn on the headlines, it's a bunch of garbage.
We got one little place where we go just to
try to have fun and forget all this garbage. And
that is our football team. And I'm not saying that

(24:12):
it's right for your football team to become the center
of universe. You've heard me talk about that over and
over and over. However, that's what this is. Right now.
Football season is almost here. People are watching camp and
their team is zero and zero. Everybody's got a shot
at the super Bowl. Nobody's undefeated, you know, and this
is supposed to be a time where football fans go,
Here's that what I've been waiting on. I've tolerated, you know,

(24:34):
trying to act like I like soccer. I've been through
all this and now I'm finally going to get my
football season. And y'all have to give us this in pregame.
They is tired of it. And I'm not saying that
that's necessarily right. I'm just saying that is what it is.
This is tired of it, and and and and they
and they're like, look, hey, raise woman forgave him. They
didn't press any charges. Can we have football season now?

(24:57):
And and hey we like to have our running back back.
I'm I'm just telling you that's the reality of it.
That's what this is all. It's not that women have
forgotten about women's rights or they think women should be
treated poorly.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
That's not what this is about.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
These are women who love the Ravens and and and
they're ready for football season. You know, We're not saying
nobody cares about the plight and what what Native Americans
have been through in this country. They just want to
see their team get on the field. Hey, work called
the Redskins. I don't even know what that means. Can
we give our team?

Speaker 4 (25:23):
To me?

Speaker 3 (25:23):
It means a football team, you know what I mean?
Can Can we just have our season? And and and
and and ESPN and NBC and CBS and ABC are
are partially to blame because they've gotten to the they
thought that they they there's nothing that looks worse. And
I've been guilty of it. Okay, I've been guilty of it.
Is when you kind of take yourself a little more

(25:45):
serious than you really should. Hey, guys, y'all talk about games. Y'all,
y'all talk about a game. You give stats. Your life
revolves around watching athletes throw balls around, and you tell
us what the scores are and are whereby is in
the sports conference? My gosh, you're upsession over fantasy football.
You spend your time pretending to have a team, and

(26:07):
then you want to give us some kind of life commentary.
I mean, it's kind of like you realize you're a
sports announcer, right, you know, and you're gonna take yourself
so serious you don't whether you're gonna say redskin or not.
I mean, are you kidding me? I mean, can y'all
just tell us what's going on in the game? Can
you take us to camp and all this other stuff

(26:28):
that we deal with daily? Can we go over here
and deal that away from here? And not that you
don't do not that it's not important, not that sports
can't sometimes teach great life lessons, know what I'm talking about.
But they're going so far now. I think the sports
fans just sick of it. Yeah, and you know what's
sad about that, they're not even gonna take things seriously.
They probably should because they're just so tired of it.

Speaker 6 (26:49):
We're really more worried about as sports fans. The best
way to attack the Tampa two defense? Absolutely yeah, And
can you throw the out pattern to break it up?

Speaker 3 (26:58):
I mean that's the question. Look, a football fan right
now knows it's supposed to care about what's going on
in the world, but it really doesn't.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
I mean, they know they should, they know they should.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
You really go to sports to get away from all that,
that's right said, Well, it goes back to this again.
You know why a lot of times sports teams have
become so popular if you'll look and go back to
where that started. During the time the team started, it
was a time that that particular city or state needed
something to kind of rally around. You ever watched the
movie Sea Biscuit. Why that horse became kind of a

(27:28):
big deal was the depression, and then it became an
underdog everybody wanted to kind of pull for. You know,
a lot of times people got into these sports teams
because my gosh, everything else they face was so demoralizing
and so horrible. This was a moment where everything was
kind of good for a minute.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
And you know what, one of the places that I
think we have been the most successful is stamping out
racism is in sports, absolutely because we have a common goal.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
Right Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
So I'm not saying that sports is just a game,
because it really isn't. But there there's I think there's
that that law of diminishing return that Bubba you know,
has talked about, and it's so true. Oh, anybody's ever
cranked the lawnmower.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
You pummel people to the point where they go, Okay,
can I I'd like to have football season?

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (28:13):
Not?

Speaker 3 (28:13):
You know, and and and it's not just the people
that make football.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
They're idolis.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Some people that just like to have a little escaper
of now then you know who do have it in
proper perspective, But they'd like to go watch a football
team play.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
They'd like to you know, sit there.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
I mean, my son and I we're talking about, you
know how, I'm telling him if if the Packers get
a shot the coach this year, we're gonna beat him.
He says, you're crazy. I don't like the NFC. I'm AFC.
That's fun, you know. And not one time do we
talk about you know, gun laws. Not not one time
do we talk about alternative lifestyle players. We just want
to talk about our teams, you know. And and and

(28:46):
I think that's what's happened here and now when something
comes along that maybe you think, wow, they should take
that a little more serious.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
Man.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
You got them to beat down this one. Want to see
their sam plug? Yeah, and uh, and it just it's
it's ruining this thing. ESPN is becoming more and more
difficult to watch. I mean, it really is. I mean,
and I enjoy all the build up to a game,
but but I don't and and NBC, I just don't
think I can hear from Bob cost Us again. I

(29:13):
can't be lectured by Bob cost Us again.

Speaker 6 (29:15):
Before, to be honest with Lessily, with that bad did job. Yeah,
unless it's when his eyes were red.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
I really couldn't do.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah, said earlier this morning, unless it's a game or whatever.
I really rarely go and listen to the shows anymore.
I just go to watch the game.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
It used to be. It used to be a great time.

Speaker 6 (29:31):
I used to love the pre game and all the
behind the thing scene.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Oh yeah, the build up.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Now, yesterday them live at the Seahawks.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
That was I saw them that.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
That was nice things like you know, I was glad
to see that because I'd seen Michael sam stretch about
as many times as I could. Yes, okay, I mean
we got a camera man. We watched for a half
hour to forty five minutes him stretching and jumping over
a couple of dummies.

Speaker 6 (29:55):
We were talking in the break too, Rick. I mean,
if you if you keep down this politic correctness and
it is what we call a slippery slope, and you
do away with the Redskins, then they'll.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Just go after another team, no question.

Speaker 6 (30:08):
Yeah, I think every team in the NFL could be
a victim of political correctness given the time to do it.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Well, you're right, because you mentioned the Raiders. You can't
let that go on.

Speaker 6 (30:19):
Well not Rick, what about Well, let's just let's start
with the cowboys. They took the land of the Native
America Indians.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
How can we.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Glorify Can we glorify cowboys?

Speaker 6 (30:29):
How can we put their logo on our chest and
say they're America's team? What I mean, We're just that's
institutional races.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
And we raise a generation of boys that played cowboys
and Indians.

Speaker 6 (30:40):
I mean, how can we allow that to happen? What
about the Minnesota Vikings. We're going to glorify rapists and pillagers.
That's people who steal from other people.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
How can we allow that to happen.

Speaker 6 (30:50):
There's no way to bring our children up screaming I
want to be a Viking when I grow up. I mean,
you just keep going down the list, you know, I mean,
you just you pick any team you can it out
to some ridiculous political correctness scenario. What about the New
York Giants. Oh, you're saying that they're bigger than everybody else,
that's more important.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
They're a bully Rick.

Speaker 6 (31:11):
They're glorifying bullying on our streets.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
We can't have the New York.

Speaker 6 (31:15):
Giants change that name, change it, change it.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
No, you know, we could look at the New York Jets.
They haven't offended anybody because they never beat anybody. So
just leave that one alone, right you know? Yeah, I
mean you just run the list.

Speaker 6 (31:27):
And so what about the San Francisco forty nine ers,
rick people who just ruined our countryside for pure greed.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
I know, they destroyed the west of our streams.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
They took all this goal out, they stole it. Somebody
else lived there. I mean what I mean, it's capitalism
running UK. We cannot have the forty nine ers glorified.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
And who are we to put a football helmet on
the beloved dolphin? Oh?

Speaker 6 (31:53):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (31:53):
We can't have this precious gift out there, the dolphin
who is just almost human of the fact that he
can't walk and uh and and and and can't survive
on land, and but who are we to glorify that
with with a football masko do?

Speaker 6 (32:09):
I'm not even gonna get into the fact that it's
a fish, it's not a mammal. I don't care what
you say. Rick, what about the New England patriots stole
land that belonged to the English who had stolen it
from the Indians to begin with. It's just they were
handling stolen property, right, How can we say that the
people who started this country. I mean, look at all

(32:30):
the problems we got. Obviously they were evil.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Right, And how about this? And then it's it's part
of that.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
It's the root word of that horrible word patriotism, which
means we think we're better than everybody here.

Speaker 6 (32:40):
Yeah, Rick, what about the Buccaneers, Oh, my goodness, pirates
we're gonna I mean, they might as well be Republicans.
I mean, that's that's g o P right there, grand
old buccaneer party. You know, we can't have that. I
mean Saints, oh, the Saints than they all Bible thumpers

(33:02):
that are gonna judge us. That's right, we can't have that.
That may be the worst of the worst, that's right.
Funny that the Saints are in the Orders, right, but
I will go into I won't go into the comedy there.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Keep in mind, we do have a Baptist seminary in
the Orders because we want we want these people to
be ready.

Speaker 6 (33:17):
Yes, right, and you know again, the Chiefs they're out.
I mean, we lost them with the Redskins.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
That's gone. You can't have that.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
And then we're gonna we're gonna start glorifying animals.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
I mean, come on, what are we talking about? The Seahawks.

Speaker 6 (33:31):
They steal French fries from people. Rick, they're birds of prey, right,
I mean, and when they're not stealing somebody's French brother
pooping on one of our statues to our city leaders,
we can't have that. How can we glorify that behavior?

Speaker 3 (33:44):
And you just go on down and you can't and
you think were the answer is maybe the teams you
should represent colors with that.

Speaker 6 (33:49):
You got problems with that, right, Houston Texans trick, Oh,
we're gonna glorify Texas. It broke away from Mexico. Oil
stole land, and it is the home of evil oil.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Don't you forget oil?

Speaker 3 (34:01):
The most obvious story. You're gonna let Cleveland get away
with the Browns?

Speaker 4 (34:04):
No way?

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Right?

Speaker 4 (34:06):
How much more racist can Cleveland browns be? Right? Why
don't say brown bag? You sure can't say brown.

Speaker 6 (34:12):
And even a more disturbing question, if they're the Browns,
why do they have orange helmets. I know, really that
is that's a franchise in disarray on its own, and
that's why they never.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Want Oh could you get him more evil than steelers, polluting.

Speaker 6 (34:26):
Steelers, dirty air, dirty steel industry. You've robbed the mother
Earth of resources and you put it in the air,
and we got global warming because of you, we got
black lung. And all you did was build cars and
high rises for evil people. I mean, it's good, gracious,
how can we have that?

Speaker 4 (34:44):
And how about this?

Speaker 3 (34:44):
It's rid of that. I think how many people are
offended by now the term the packers. I mean it
talks about you know, obviously harvesting and impact.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
I embrace that one.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Well, what I was saying, though, is go back to
the original intent Gray. I was about to say, Greg,
now you can't.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
They're killing animals, Rick, right, they're draining their life blood.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
Away, right.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
And it's also some people uses a negative phrase for
the ALTERNTI Lostyle group. So I mean there's all kinds
of problems with that one. Yeah, I mean, it just
it just goes on. And no, we haven't talked about
the Titans. What about the Titans? Rick Eve.

Speaker 6 (35:17):
Offer us that that we can all be equal because
they're better. They're a Titan. They're better than they're bigger,
they're stronger, they got power. What about my vote? What
about my my input? What about my opinion?

Speaker 3 (35:32):
The Titan stumps me out.

Speaker 6 (35:34):
I can't have it.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Well, thank thank the Lord, though that the Titans at
least got rid of that offensive oiler name.

Speaker 6 (35:41):
Well, don't you think that ain't in the back of
their mind. They still they know where that baby blue
comes from. One word Dan Pastorini.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
They twist the Texans in that.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Oh yeah, elite Texans used to be your country, But yes, you.

Speaker 6 (35:56):
Represent and you think that's that's over blow humor, But
that's that's what political correctness.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Leads where it came from. So you'd have told me
ten twenty years ago a brown bag was offensive? Bubba.
I thought you were joking then too.

Speaker 6 (36:09):
Yeah, oh yeah, rick What about the chargers, Oh, we
can't have that.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
They're leading, They're out in front of everybody else. They're charging.
We should be passive.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Ricking Bubba, ricking bubba, Bubba.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Are you familiar with the product shreddies?

Speaker 4 (36:26):
I have not.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Y'all were telling are up four hundred percent their main
customer base Americans and what are they? Shreddy shreddies are
older neutralizing underwear the company, why would you want that? Well,
they've weaved a carbon cloth called Zorflex into the rear panel.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
They said that.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
They said it can squash the smell of flagulence two
hundred times the average emission. That's where that's where they
fallowen off. There's no average emissions here.

Speaker 6 (37:03):
I started to say where did they do their testing at?
You remember when they used to sell time X watches
and they would strap them to the bumper of the cars. Yes,
and they said can they survive the back roads of Morocco?

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Yeah, you know where did they test these at? Do
you remember how funny that was? Because I love when
they throw you a curve. When they said can it
handle an elephant? Stumping it? Right? He goes, Nope, I can't.
But anyway, what they're claiming is in two thousand and eight,
the company began to serve customers who had digestive track
problems and the embarrassment of that, and they thought that

(37:37):
was their customer, the embarrassment. Yeah, well, now get promoted here,
I know. They said, Now, Greg, and this is this
is the BET's clark is the company. Their spokesperson said,
we branched out because bottom line, everybody breaks wind. Wow, yep,
not just people with digestive track problems. How long are

(37:58):
you they can figure that out? Greg, men's box, you're
briefs thirty nine to forty five dollars.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
Oh, Lord for the shreddy.

Speaker 6 (38:03):
Greg, tell me what you used to say about the
power company that used to own me.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Oh, I mean if you if you couldn't break Win
in public in a meeting, I mean you weren't management material.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Women's undergarments thirty one to thirty four dollars, y'all getting
a little bit of a price bright well so, and
this I guess they're claiming because I was raised being
told that women did not break Win. Found out that way,
I started to say, I don't know how that could
be by the way, found out that wasn't true, right
the So anyway, so they've got some kind of filter

(38:38):
in the butt of it that if you blow wind
through it, it kills it. But I'm like, I tell
you're really committed to that if you spend that much
on Paari underwear, Well, and it goes back to would
you just blame it on somebody else? It gave the money.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
It it goes back to a couple of age.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Did you mention the price? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I
just talked about thirty nine and forty five, Yeah, for men,
and then then a price break for the ladies. Thirty
one expensive stuff it is, hey, we talked how.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
Much they call for me forty five? And then from
in all.

Speaker 6 (39:11):
Fairness, I did acknowledge I was not paying attention as
I was reading age.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
I did the same thing this morning, Bubbas.

Speaker 6 (39:18):
Yesterday you were when you were arguing with him, staring
in the other direct. Did you notice that this morning
Greg tave me off. He'll be there and at the
sign argue with him.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
I'm talking in the microphone, mak him a point. Well,
and when he's in deep thought and he's rolling, that's
what he'll do. Uh. It has an active charcoal cloth pad, Bubba,
Men's thirty nine to forty five that's on them, muggs
and then women's thirty one to thirty four. Is that
just for one pair? Is that like a six pack?
That that's a great point yeaheah. The product that that

(39:47):
stops the stench supposedly the flat D flagulence deodorizer h
what do you say the flat d What if you're
the guy the flat d flat?

Speaker 4 (39:57):
How do I see what we have here? Is the
flat deck?

Speaker 6 (39:59):
Based on that price, it's gold plated.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Well here, Trick, I mean I've bought it. I've bought
almost thirty pair of breeches for thirty nine dollars.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
How about this?

Speaker 3 (40:11):
I wouldn't hold up better than normally.

Speaker 6 (40:13):
I mean I know that that we don't, you know,
work in a normal environment here professionalists, we do not,
But we don't. I mean, I'm shocked to know that
people don't enjoy doing that at work like we do.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
Right.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
I would like to see them test it on me
for fun. I like to see them tested on my
old class. When you can drag it through Bruce.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
Harmon, Oh boy, you know.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
I mean if Bruce Harmon can wear a pair of
these and you stop that, then you've done something. I'll
never forget one he dropped in nineteen eighty one. He
dropped one. He dropped one of it. He dropped one
in a high wind, and he couldn't do anything with it.
Win couldn't evenlow it. And uh, I mean outside I'm
talking about it.

Speaker 6 (40:52):
I will say this, Rick, that that was in the
pre probotic days.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
It was you know, post probodic.

Speaker 6 (40:58):
I mean, we've achieved levels now that you thought was
unattainable that point.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
I don't want to rob a generation of you doing
a cheek sneak and all, and all of a sudden,
you sitting there and you start to giggle as you
see the front moving toward people, and you.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
Can't wait for the first earse to go.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Yeah, I mean, I mean that's just part of the
see it's slave.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
Just thinking about it.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
How about when you're when you were read. You can't
rob people of that.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
How about when you're dating, taking your girlfriend out for
the first time.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Oh well, he's trying to hold it all night.

Speaker 6 (41:34):
This was there's a difference in in the lay light.
Are using it for your own fund?

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Yeah, but using it as a weapon. I don't want
to rob people of that.

Speaker 6 (41:44):
And I don't know who who in the that was
in the school business designed those chairs with those plastic
you know, the desk and it. I mean if you
if you did a harmonic test on those things.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
I mean they're like amplifiers. You know.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
I put on one of those choir things. You know,
the projects behind.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
It I'll never forget the prettiest girl in my class
when I was in high school.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
She fell aslate. She didn't know she did it when
she was slate girls did that at that time. Well,
you know, I was the one who had the who
had the courage. There's a lot of surprises for us,
but I was the first man to have the courage.
When my wife said, I don't know why y'all think
that's funny, I said, know, the better question is why

(42:26):
don't you think it's fine?

Speaker 4 (42:27):
Oh yeah, try that. Let's look at it from that a.
It did well for a few minutes.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
We'll be right back ricking bubba, ricking.

Speaker 6 (42:35):
Bubba, rick lot going on in the world. Of course,
you know, this thing with Sony in the interview has
been unbelieved. I mean, this is something's gonna be in
the history.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
It is. It is.

Speaker 6 (42:47):
It's the first battle in the in a of a
sober warfare, and and Sony and the US lost.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
We wasn't ready.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
I mean, you can't really. I mean I mean that
we buckled.

Speaker 6 (43:00):
And as a matter of fact, Sony has reacted to this,
and Adler, if you'll bring up Speedy's computer, we've got
a new picture of the new chairman and CEO of Sony.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
He just took the reins last night. Kim Jong meet
the new CEO of Sony. There it is now Rick.

Speaker 6 (43:20):
More stories are coming out North Korea, apparently now. This
is from a Defense Intelligence Agency report that it was
recently declassified. North Korea dispatched covert commando teams to the
United States in the nineteen nineties to attack nuclear plants
and major cities if a conflict broke out with North Korea.

(43:43):
According to the report, they said five units of covert
commandos were trained for the attacks inside the country. According
to the report, the Reconnaissance Bureau of North Korea had
agents in place to attack American I'm sorry, American nuclear plants.
The document states at North Korea Ministry of People's Armed

(44:04):
Forces nice name, the ministry in charge of the military
established five offices in early nineteen ninety to train and
INFILTRATEE operatives in the United States to attack nuclear plants
and major cities if hostilities broke out. Now, the driving
force behind this plan was that that at that time

(44:29):
the North Koreans did not have a missile that would
hit the US with their current nuclear weapon okay. North
Korea is known to have at least two long range
missiles now capable of hitting the United States, one of
them wrick known as the Dong one, and then the
Dong two.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
I knew that way, Greg.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Suddenly Greg's in on the Christmas part and we're going
to lease the dong.

Speaker 6 (44:58):
Well, and he said that even more comical, you know,
run into truth sometimes more comedy oriented than, I mean than.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Fiction could be.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (45:10):
The two stage Dong rocket that could hit the United
States is known as the long Dong.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
That's not true. It is you just that's not true.

Speaker 6 (45:17):
You just made I'm telling y'all, I can't How can
I make that?

Speaker 3 (45:20):
I don't know. How do they not know?

Speaker 4 (45:22):
You know?

Speaker 1 (45:23):
I mean, I know this another country, but surely slang's international.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Some's not not huh.

Speaker 6 (45:30):
The disclosure of the report, obtained under the Freedom of
Information Act, comes amid threats of North Korean agents to
conduct six September the eleventh style terrorist attacks against US
movie theaters. So they were going to do that, well,
they're they're saying that they had capabilities, that they had
agents in our country ready to attack nuclear plants with

(45:56):
with a with a dong missile or just have well
they those would be commandos. But they also had the series.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Of the Dog missiles. First of all, I ain't buying
all that about we got commandos gonna do this and
do that.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Look, I know you can hack in on computer. I'll
give you that, but I'm not convinced of that.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Other And as far as the as far as the
dogs and they're how successful they'd be, I'm not sure.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Well, you know there's a lot of dong hot.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
But yeah, well that's it. Bring out the dogs. Mad enough,
you you'll release movie we released, don't okay, wanted to Okay,
we trash.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
We can stop because we're gonna go too far. Really,
I'm just saying, that's what they're That's that, not the
name of it. That's what Baba saying. He's just reading verbatio.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
What's the new one?

Speaker 3 (46:43):
But if we can't read a story, then you know,
be don't be mad at us?

Speaker 6 (46:47):
Yeah, I mean I can't the name of it, be
mad at North Korea. Listen, the name of it is.
They named it twenty six letters long shot and it
ends it ends in d O n G. The amir
Can Western press just says the last because that's all
they can say. Nobody can pronounce all that.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
You think it's done? Or is it? Don do o
ng is done?

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Your dunge is do you?

Speaker 7 (47:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (47:10):
I just didn't know. I just want to make sure.

Speaker 6 (47:12):
I mean, we've heard the reports people give it. I mean,
I'm sorry, it's just what it is.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
G O n G is gone, So do o n
g has to be done, has to be. It has
to be. And the one that goes the furtherest is
the long doll.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
That's the one.

Speaker 6 (47:24):
What it's called the multi stage intercontinental Ballisticness.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
I'm not you know, that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
You'll keep this out. We shoot long dong at you. Okay,
maybe we should call it long range DOM that that
would be better. I'm just telling you. That's what they call.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
I think if we just say dog, it's of course
the short range doll.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Right Rick.

Speaker 6 (47:48):
The document, the documents that we're released, we're based We're
based on a defector identified in the paperwork only as
Jackson and his former Air Force officer who was working
inside North Korea for the Reconnaissance Bureau. The nineteen ninety
eight document stated that the officer had been captured by

(48:10):
North Korea and was teaching North Korean US Special Forces tactics.
So see they had one of our guys that was
spilling the beans on that line.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
We had empty scamp.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Yeah, you know I saw an article where a haircut
may not be in charge anymore.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
You know.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
He disappeared for a while and came back limping. He
said he had foot surgery, but they said he may.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Not be in charge.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Could our new lasers that the Navy have could it
slice the dog?

Speaker 4 (48:34):
I don't know. I mean if it was coming in,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
If it's been tested against intercontinental ballistic.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
That what it does?

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Yeah, that'd be hard to do.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
Yeah, well, you know, the size and the speed of
the attacking rocket would have a lot to do with it.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Rick, I don't know. Which is a simple question. We
just don't know. Okay, eighte six six we be big
as the number.

Speaker 4 (48:59):
Teresa says she to inform Boba of something.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Uh, Teresa, go ahead, Teresa, Yes, Teresa.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
Wish y'all a happy father's dye.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
Thank you, Teresa.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
I don't have nobody to wish one.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
So, oh God bless him.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
And Bubba needs to know. I'm sure he's not aware
of this that Friday's the thirteenth is a full moon
and they will not be.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Radio is killing. Just listen to the phone. Listen to
the radio, Teresa. It makes you sound like that you're
on some sort of prescription drug. Please keep the radio. Please,
don't did you do to your dear hang up?

Speaker 4 (49:43):
And don't don't you tell Bob about the Friday.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
Okay, Friday's a thirteenth is a full moon and they
will not be another full moon or Friday's the thirteenth
until two thousand and forty nine.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
And I think you know what the that means.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
Means that none of us is going to get to
experience it again. But I wanted to tell Bubba that
he's behind on his stuff because he should have done
seen there.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Yep, thanks Bubba for letting us all not know that's
one of this is your area? My friend? How she
found out?

Speaker 4 (50:19):
How did you find out about that? Terisian?

Speaker 5 (50:21):
Oh? My niece from Georgia. Send it to me on
my oh wild fi.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
So the one from your WiFi? Yeah, so that's that's
the one, the one from Georgia. All right, you'll get
him some food, okay, y'all.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
He'll have to get on there and look at look
it up on the computer. Twenty nine, twenty forty nine
before there will be another full mon, no.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
More full moons on a Friday thirteen.

Speaker 6 (50:48):
I heard that to you, so but see, well here
y'all buy that.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Frankly, I think I got a little time.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
I probably see it.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Who's going to be twentyty nine?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Right?

Speaker 4 (51:00):
Thank you for remember this.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Call those stats like that out there, nobody can check
between now and then, one may happen to I.

Speaker 6 (51:07):
Know, Rick, I'm not superstitious, so it wouldn't affect me.
I mean, it was just kind of a worthy things. Well,
I didn't think.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
I don't think. I didn't want to.

Speaker 6 (51:14):
I didn't want to, you know, Teresa superstitious, but I
don't believe in taking chance.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
But but she wanted to know.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
All right, Well, I'll usually he's a smart Well let
me tell you, Let me tell you, just let me
tell you. While you were watching Dear Kitty and not
paying attention to this, this woman has told all her
friends Bubba's gonna bring it up. He's gonna tell her
abody about it, and she day after day she's been
waiting on it.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
And finally she said, what heck, I guess I'll have
to tell him. She knows about the moon. But boy,
that that delayed too blocked.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Her that I can hear myself.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
I kind of I want to tell Bubba and then
just Paul. I'd like to tell Bubba full met somebody's
talking sounds like me in the background.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
No way, I said, place, I'll be seventy one. No way, Well.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Nobody's gonna even remember, or they made one happen and
nobody will know it. I want to tell Bubba, there's
a full minute.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
I love that for me. In the background, that woman
in the background, so.

Speaker 6 (52:16):
I was like me a lot.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Let me wait and see what I'm saying. Let me
see if I'm right about that.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
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