August 4, 2021 • 63 mins
In 2012, UK Labour Councillor Simon Parkes revealed to the world that aliens had been studying humans since the dawn of our species. Also, he's been banging one of them his whole life, and he has an alien hybrid daughter named Zarka! We'll try to get to the outer limits of this cosmic love story, with special guest appearances by some old alien friends of our own!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Look, it's Sunday, right, Yeah, it's Sunday. We're all having
a we're all coming to the end of the weekend.
Uh not when you're listening to this, probably it's the
middle of the middle of the week. Maybe I don't know.
You might be listening to it on a Sunday. If
it is starting starting a weekend, whatever day it is,
make it, make a good one. Yeah, I hope it's
a great day. You're having a good time. Everybody's doing
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good out there. It's the weekend. I hope today is
long and luxurious and last forever. If it's the middle
of the week, you know, I hope you're I hope
you've got a light at the end of the tunnel.
Or you're like us and like the days of the
week are meaningless. They all just run together. Yeah, it's
when there's a break. There's a break. When there's not,
you keep going and it could be a Monday afternoon,
(00:43):
who knows. Right excited you all here today, We've got
what an episode. It's so fun when we get to
go into one of these, like really, this really puts
the ridiculous and ridiculous romance right. But first it's time
for a mail call. Awesome. Oh yeah, this message comes
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from Patrick on Instagram and he wrote to us and said,
I just wanted to reach out and say that I
love the show. Thank you, Patrick, You love hearing that
I really liked the Elizabeth Olive William and Wonder Woman episode.
That's a great episode. Please go back and check that
one out if you haven't heard it. As a married
man in a Polly relationship, Patrick says, and also in
(01:28):
the b DSM world, it was nice to hear a
podcast being non judging but also calling out the parts
of their particular relationship that were abusive or not done well.
I'm sharing this episode with my kink friends for sure.
Loving your content. Keep up the good work. Hey, that's awesome.
That's so good to hear. It's definitely really important to
us too. I mean, you know, you shouldn't kink shame
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in general, but you also have to be vigilant about
I know that that community, Uh it's it's open to abuse,
you know, people taking advantage of people's openness and uh
in a place where you're supposed to be very secure
and feel free to kind of let your freak flag fly,
as they say. But also you know, there's there's gonna
(02:10):
be some people that creep in there and do some
bad things. I know that community is very vigilant against
that sort of thing. Yeah, I mean it probably they're like,
you're making us all look exactly like ship. Yeah exactly.
But yeah, you have to be careful, especially if you're
like new to the community and you get the wrong
person to introduce you, you know what I mean. I
think it's very easy to be coerced into things you're
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not really comfortable with and they're like, well, this is
how it's done or whatever. Um So yeah, but more
I think, like you're saying, the community itself is like
consent is and continual, constant consent is really essential to
the enjoyment for me and for you. So yeah, and
people are yeah, pushing you or making you feel crazy,
(02:54):
they're just not doing it right. But but it was
really good to hear again. We we we strive for
that kind of um uh level of awareness and and
appreciation without being judgmental. So it's really nice to hear
that from you, Patrick. Yeah, thank you so much. Others
feel the same way. Yeah, I hope we continue to
be good at talking about that sort of thing. Yeah,
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in fact, we are going to try not to kink
shame today. It's gonna be fas this one's going to
be tough for me. But you know what, In fact,
I would say it's important to distinguish this from kink
because this guy is not uh fucking aliens as a kink.
It is just something he claims happened to him many times.
And uh, well, let's you know what, I think we're
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wasting too much time. Let's just go, let's do this.
Hey the French, come listen. Well, Elia and Diana got
some stories to tell. There's no matchmaking, a romantic tips.
It's just about ridiculous relationships, a love. There might be
any type of person at all, and abstract cons a
concrete ball. But if there's a story where the second
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glance ridiculous roles a production of iHeart Radio. Simon Parks
is a British Man. He was first a lecturer at
the Natural History Museum in London and he served as
a local counselor there. He's a married father of three
and in he moved to the seaside town of Whitby
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and became a counselor for the Labor Party in stakes By.
Ward and he did that while he was working as
a driving instructor. Because you see the labor councilors in England,
This is from labor dot org dot UK. They are
elected to their local council to represent the residents in
their local community. They're expected to be active in their
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communities and act as a voice of their constituents, bringing
matters to the council that could range from the quality
of local parks to social services for the elderly, to
bin collections and road safety things like that. But in
April of he resigned as labor counselor because he said
his workload left no time for civic duties. Because he
(05:07):
and his wife Becky had started and currently still run
an organization called Connecting Consciousness UH. It's in many countries
with thousands of members and through the organization he offers
a lot of services, very interesting services. For example, general consultation,
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allowing clients to discuss any topic that is pertinent to them.
So just like a little yeah, like a like a
friend to talk to. Yeah, and he's going to give
you some advice. Sure, that's nice. Why not? He also
offers soul readings. UH. This allows Simon to quote connect
with the client's soul and thus determine their star family heritage. Okay,
(05:52):
all right, well you know what our family It sounds
a little little astrological, like something, you know, people get
at that. That's helpful for Tarot maybe here whatever its
sounds like that in that vein sure, in either case,
I think it's a totally normal thing for someone to offer,
you know, their service for online or Yeah, these two
things are going to run you a hundred pounds a
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hundred British pounds for sixty minute skype session. Another service
is deep programming and mind healing for those who have
suffered trauma, maybe from a one off situation or an
orchestrated set of events, so like maybe like a childhood
trauma slash war service or something right, or like somebody's
(06:37):
coming after you. Yeah, who orchestrated these events? We'll get
into that. They say that Simon quote has successfully d
programmed a wide range of people, some of whom are
holding elite positions in hierarchical structures, and that he can
heal those who have been mind controlled or have a
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number of alternate personalities. He can heal that. Huh, yeah,
just in a Skype session. I guess that's not all.
There's one more service that he offers, and this might
be the most important one. I don't know if any
of our listeners are in need of this, but if
you go to Simon Parks dot org, his calendar is booked,
he said, but you can get on a waiting list,
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and that service is for demonic possession clients who are
afflicted by dark energy beings quote the Jin being one
of many. So if a gin got his hands on you,
got inside your mind. Uh, if you've been mind controlled
by dark energy beings, uh, you know, get on Skype
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for a hundred pounds. You can see this guy. Now.
This is for these two, for deep programming and for
demonic possession. It is a hundred pounds for an initial
assessment on a sixty minute Skype call. But he does
say he may require an additional charge, you know, depending
on the depth of work required. He says he can
never return a person do a hundred percent of who
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they were before their trauma, but he strives for that's
pretty good. If I could who I was when before
I had any trauma, I'd be I'd be a happier man.
And that's probably more than therapists offer guarantee. I should say, hey, doc,
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what percentage better can you make me at the end
of this. That would be very unprofessional of me to decide.
He also says that you can't for those two as well,
for deep programming and demonic possession, It's not going to
get done in one sixty minute skype session. He says,
these are too complicated. It's going to take multiple sessions.
So a few hundred pounds is coming out of your
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pockets at least to this guy. But I love that
he's like, it's an initial sentment and then maybe an
extra charge, and then he's like, but it's definitely an
extra charge. Like I also think it's weird that he
specifically calls out Gin, which, for people who don't know,
are creatures of Arabic lore or whatever, and um, they
live in lamps. But it feels weird that he just
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calls out specifically in Arabic thing, you know, just because
of the way Britain is right now in terms of
that sort of thing. It feels weird that he like
called out well, he does commonly tap into those those
little issues right now. Parks is personally in touch with
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the man known only as q oh Lord, who is
leading a conspiracy to upend all the corruption in Washington,
bring about a great counter revolution that will lead to
Donald Trump's reinstatement as the real United States President and
blah blah blah blah blah blah. Anyway, before the January
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six insurrection in the Capitol, his YouTube page had ten
thousand followers, but within days of the answer action he
had over six hundred thousand, and today he's at six thousand,
which I think is also how many people have died
of COVID in the United oh Man, Yeah, that number
I think is just so important to note as to
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why maybe he got into this line of reasoning. Uh,
could that possibly be bringing him financial success? Why might
he be tapping into this particular audience if you know,
he gets on YouTube for a few hours a day
and suddenly has six thousand followers up from ten. I'm
sure he was like, Yep, this is it. This is
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where I'm this is where I'm nesting, because this is
exactly so. But come on, who is this guy? What?
Why are we talking about him? What brought him into power?
What's this? What's the romance here? What political stances did
Simon Parks make in England's Liberal Labor Party that brought
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him into the national spotlight. What actions has he taken
in support of not just the British people, but human
beings across the globe in his fight for truth and transparency?
What passionate, sane, stable behaviors has this man exhibited that
have earned him the trust of hundreds of thousands of
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global citizens. Well, we can begin to uncover these truths
of this man's captivating, I opening brilliance. In a two
thousand thirteen Huffington's Post article that's titled Simon Parks Labor
counselor says sex with an alien is causing problems in
my marriage. Yes. Simon Parks in two thousand twelve told
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the UK newspaper The Northern Echo that he regularly had
sex with an alien being that he refers to as
the Cat Queen, and that together they had a child
named Zarka. This is the guy who's going to cure
you of your demonic possession. If you're curious about where
his about the stability of this guy, uh, here it is.
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He was first taken to one of their ships when
he was only three years old. He described the ship
as being a tear drop shape with the blunt and
at the front and the point he end at the back.
Aerodynamic makes sense. Would you get on a tear drop
shaped airplane? Because I don't think I would. I don't know.
(12:25):
I mean, I guess the way airplanes are shaped. Now,
I've never thought one way or another about it. I
was just like, I guess they know what they're doing.
They're shaped like birds, they're shaped like flying things. He
claims that the alien approached him and took his hand,
and when he said, I'm ready, a technology I don't
understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the Earth.
(12:49):
That's nice, they say each time he has to say
I'm ready, and then they go, that's consensual, right there
is what it is. Yeah, that's nice. I'm glad these
aliens understand consent and wait for an I'm ready. If
only more people took took that to heart and waited
for and I'm ready. I guess if it were me,
i'd be like, I need a little more information about
what we're gonna do once we get there before I
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feel ready. I mean, I don't know that this was
the first time, but it's each time, okay, each time
he goes up there like, take my hand, tell me
you're good, let's do this all right? Well that you know, yeah,
consent again very important, So props to these aliens for now.
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What about that? And we're not talking about a one
time thing here, of course either. This actually would occur,
he said, sometimes four times a year, get a nice
quarterly alien sexcapade. He's like, going on on quarterly fish
and trip. You don't wait up, it's June. It's time
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for my third quarter alien fucking. She's like, oh, all right,
see you lighter. This started in nineteen sixty five when
Simon was five years old Nolpe. He was on This Morning,
which is like a British morning talk show, like a
Good Morning America kind of thing, and um, he told them, well,
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I didn't technically lose my virginity, because that's I want
to make that distinction. He was very emphatic about that.
This was not something where a five year old is
losing his virginity. Uh, it much more understandable. I think
we can all wrap our heads around this. It was
actually just a sexual holographic experience, so fairly that that
makes it okay, and oh he's like, he says, we
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think we have wonderful technology here on Earth, but this
far surpasses anything we have here, or at least anything
the military tells us we have. The being actually appeared
to him as a vision of the woman from the
Fries Turkish Delight commercials, which are in We looked these
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up and you have to too. We got we'll have
to post one to the to the Twitter feed, yes,
because they're on YouTube and in the nineties sixties, Fries
Turkish Delight was a candy and the commercials are just guess,
it's a bunch of white people in racist costumes doing
racist dances to racist music selling a racist It's just
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like this, you know, camels and favorite. But she literally
looks like me. I mean, she looks white and I
even like, watched one was she's trying to do like
a harem dance thing and she barely moves her hips
and I'm like, every belly dancer is like, what what
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is this? So sixties candy? Aside? This is this five
year old says, an alien just took me up to
her ship. Hologrammed herself as the Fry's Turkish Delight model
and had graphic sex with me, and his mom's like,
uh huh, great, honey, why don't you write it down.
I'm trying to make dinner. But he did. He says
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he did have regular, real, actual contact sex with the
cat Queen. He said, the creatures go into your mind
and they have the ability to make you think one
thing which is actually another thing. They went into his
mind and they made him feel love for them, which,
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to be honest, sounds a lot like David Tennant's character
in Jessica Jones, which was like a really fucked up villain.
Because I was like, horrible mind control is horrible, horrifying.
Why that sounded terrible to me? And yeah, I'm not
the only one. Holly Willoughby from Is That from the show? Okay,
(16:52):
Holly Willoughby from This Morning said I think I'd be
upset if someone went into my brain and made me
love them human being exactly. But Simon was like, well,
my understanding of the vastness of the universe led me
to understand that some things are less important than others.
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I guess, like content, which are free will. He's like,
humans are such a microscopic dot in the universe that
consent is pretty you know who cares, right, or like,
my feelings of love are not important. They can be
manufactured and manipulated because of all the other things going on,
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like okay, we are they care about you saying yes,
I'm ready, but not if you actually feel any love
for them from your own personal self. Maybe they're just like, well,
we're just so weird looking or something we have to
like help you understand that it's okay to love us,
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or something that's that's twisted too, because then, you know,
rot people out there, like women don't like me, so
I'm of mind control them into liking me. Yeah, I'm
gonna neg them into liking me and gas like them
until they're miserable. What does that sound? Oh my god?
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Oh no, we every ten, We are back. It's it's
our favorite show, Ridiculous Romance. God, Hey, Ozark, Hey, it's
the aliens Ozark and clip glorp clip clorp big glood
liptor bleep cliptor bild clip Cloor held clip Cloor's right.
(18:34):
Thank you? How you guys came and visited us during
the Betty and Barney Hill episode when we were talking
about that alien abduction and you're back and you're back.
That's great, nice to see you again. Yes, Betty and
Barney Hill they were good friends of us too. Yeah,
we're just talking about this, uh, this guy who had
sex with an alien? Um? You guys familiar with this story? No? Never,
(18:57):
head of you. I've never heard of signing parks never.
How did how did you know? Like me? What are
you talking about? You? I did not. I heard this
um other podcasts talking about him before. So you listen
to podcast. I know I don't have ears. Zack, did
you funk a human name? Well? It was a long
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time ago. Oh, Zack, have you been tested? Yeah, it's
not contagious unless I unless Look. Look there's a lot
of people looking at me right now, and that's making
me very uncomfortable. So what I do with my own
time and my own mind control powers is my business.
Oh my god, it was consensual. Did you turn into
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a fries Turkish light lady? Haven't we all turned into
a fries Turkish Delight lady at some time? I was that. No,
we've talked about the Fries Turkish Delight lady. She's off limits.
But I I just wanted to be beautiful. Oh my god,
how come the British lady can make her herself look
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like a Saudi Harem princess and I I can't make
myself look like that British lady. It's cultural appropriation that
we've talked about this and we took the setting off
on all of that machine on purpose. It sounds like
you guys have a lot to work out. Um, maybe
we should take a break. I think it's probably a
(20:28):
good idea that we take a break. Okay, and we're back.
Thozarc and Glip Glorp have Glip Glorp Clip Glory Clip
Glorp have taken a little time to themselves. I think
they left, so we're probably good. Um. Kind of sick
of those guys busting into our podcast. I wish they'd
call first. Yeah. Well, and they keep leaving a huge
(20:49):
hole in the roof, which is really the big problem.
Took a long time to patch that last year. Yeah. Alright,
So we're talking about Simon Parks. Uh, he's fun and
the alien cat queen and she's mind controlled him into
believing that he loves her and he's cool with that. Yeah,
very weird. Please don't mind control people into falling in
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love with you it's just not cool. So yeah, and
and Park said he was five years old when he
first had sexual content. Even though it was not physical contact,
it was still sexual, right, holographic. But it's cool because
it because holography. It's all in his brain. Apparently, five
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year old. It's cool for five year olds to have
hologram sex. According to Simon Park's interesting position to take um.
But he was actually visited much younger than five by
these these aliens. He said they started to visit him
while he was in his mother's womb. And he remembers this,
like remembers it right like you, like you do. He
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apparently has a very clear memory of a face with
no distinguishing features, so very I have a very clear
memory of very fuzzy details. I have a very clear
memory of not remembering something. You know, it's like it
was yesterday, a thousand years ago. Well, anyway, he is
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a very clear memory of a face. And he says
that he suddenly was gifted with the awareness that there
was quote much more to this world than I knew,
which no ship, you're in the womb, like you don't
know anything about the world. As far as you know,
the world is an amniotic sack. I think there might
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be more if I have to get out of this vagina.
I swear I'm gonna find out what's out there. One day.
I'm going to masticate my own food. He has drawings
that he's done of these creatures, and they are amateur
color pencil crayon drawings. Say he did. He does it
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better than I would mean. I was like, it's not
like a five year old did hum, but they are
still just like it's higher an artist, you know, that's
my thing. If he's going about out into the world
to say I've seen aliens, don't don't grab your box
of Crayola felt tip markers and give me, you know,
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a quick napkin drawing you did off the top of
your head, like before you get to the news program.
Go out there and find an artist and say, hey,
if I describe this to you, do you think you
can draw it? Yeah, find like a sketch art like
a cop, like a police sketch artist. Yeah, and and
tell that's her whole job, right right. He's like, okay,
So he's got a long head. Big guys, big big
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like um like on your tailor joy, big on your
tailor joy On. Yeah, a little bigger, a little bigger
um and then just like you know, like a Voldemort
nose slits, you know, he who should not be named
thank you. I was about to be very scared for
cart I shouldn't say it in Britain in public. It's
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like saying McBeth in a theater. He's got like a
like a like a Jean luc Picard haircut. So so
no hair, no hair, Yes, that's exactly okay, just checking.
How's this? My goodness, that's the most beautiful thing I've
ever seen. It looks like my mother. Would you like
a smaller miniature to keep for yourself? Can I get
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a wallet size? So he has one drawing of the
cat Queen, right or the Lion Queen sometimes call her,
and he says in a CNN interview that her name
is Zuka clock Clock clock Clerk. It sounds like the
Langoliers eating the universe talk talk. He says, they call
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sex bonding and that she's the one that cat queens,
the one he's bonded with. And you just get a
glimpse of one of his drawings of her on this
CNN video where She's got you know these big furry
cat shoulders. She's got a big, wide cat shaped, two
tone face and a humanoid body with big boobs and
(25:26):
big wide hips. Right, very very oversexualized drawing of this
furry Um, are you sure you weren't just like scrolling
through four Chan, I saw something that you like, maybe
just as a really good imagination. He's like, that had
to be real because it seems so real. But he
(25:47):
really just saw a furry like a comic con. Yeah,
And he was high and then like he woke up
the next day and was like, I funk that cat.
Yea ecstasy. I felt so good. She said she was
an alien, except he was first visited, I mean very
first time outside of the womb, but before he had
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sex with them when he was three to four months old.
The aliens that visited him most frequently, we're called the mantids,
or he says in the US they called mantis is.
There's like four different species of aliens that he talks about.
And mantids are green, They're seven ft tall, they have
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a kite shaped face, tiny nostrils, huge eyes, thin mouth,
and eight fingers, and they were these long purple robes.
One of the drawings is the alien standing in profile.
Another drawing is a picture of a manted crouching down
next to kind of a crudely drawn naked woman who
(26:51):
seems to be sitting on like an examination table of
the kind, just naked, and he's pointing directly at her
vagina and saying you with a big exclamation mark, like
I guess what me? What you like? That's where you
came from? A vagina? Or you're in there? You're in there?
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I put you in there? What Okay? It's very strange anyway.
It looks like a nightmare I had once. It's like
every woman's first visit to an no b G. I
n you. You're just sitting there like, oh, can I
take this paper robo please? She would have killed for
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a paper robe in that just sits out here. In
the early days, he says he didn't think of them
as aliens because he didn't know any difference between aliens
and humans. To him, there was no distinction. They were
just some creatures that were visiting him, much like his
mother would visit. I mean, it was all they were
all family to him. Basically. He remembers one particular visit
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from when he was eight months old, where he's in
his crib, and he says, two green stick things came in.
I was aware of some movement over my head. I
thought they're not mummy's hands. Mummy's hands are pink, which
I'm like, you're eight months old and you already know colors.
That's pretty cool. Yeah, He's like, I know pink hands
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when I see him, and these are not pink hands.
And there's sticks. Also, apparently, the nine foot tall alien
that was picking him up at this point then beamed
a message directly through his eyes and down his optic
nerve into his brain, saying, I am your real mother.
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I am your more important mother. Okay. Also very rude
of this alien to come to another child and say
I'm your more important mother. Yeah. Simon's mom is like, okay,
well then pay some fucking belt around here. Okay, you
warm up the formula. Have you vacuumed today? Because fucking
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mess around here so you could take the trash out
or something. Apparently I'm co parenting. All of a sudden,
he was confused by this. Obviously, so am I you know,
to be fair, and he started calling his human mother
daddy because he said he thought she must be his dad,
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because who needs two moms. It's just was like, okay,
so you're all about alien sex, but you can't wrap
your brain around two mothers. Okay, So he said the
alien was his mummy and his human mother was his daddy.
She must have been if if if he had a
mummy alien, then this other person must have been daddy.
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So everyone out there was same sex parents and one
of them is an alien. Hate to break it to you,
he said. As he got older, he realized that it
was socially unacceptable to call his mother daddy, and he
needed to get the words right. She said, I learned
not to be open, not to discuss it because people
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can't handle it. What a what an absurd that he
blames that on people too. He's like, well, it's your
fault for not understanding why I was calling my mother daddy.
I have another mother, But I guess you just don't
understand that my other mother is a big green alien.
No I don't. I don't understand it. What's wrong with you?
(30:26):
Closed minded simpleton's I don't know, But that's such a
normal thing. If you have delusions, you know that you're like, well, obviously,
my delusions are the real thing, and everybody else is
having their own delusion of this fake word. Right. It's
that's a lot of gymnastics, I think, mental gymnastics you
have to do to make this fit. In my opinion,
(30:48):
it's that same like, well, you you don't think that
my mother was an alien, and I do. So we
just have two different views of the world that are
equally sane and valid, and one of us is right
and one of us is wrong. And you know what,
I'm right, So I guess you must be wrong that
that's that's logic right there. It's not. It's not logic
(31:13):
because you're saying, well there is. I mean, and you
know what, stranger things in heaven and Earth or whatever happened,
But strange things for sure, I mean, you know, I
just like I'm not um. I have never seen a
ghost or an alien or any type of elf or
(31:36):
fairy or any anything like that. I've never had an experience. Okay,
I know people who have, and they are very adamant
that that ship was real. It happened and it was
not like a a dream or something they made up
or whatever, and I believe them, you know what I mean, Like,
I think that the world is weird, and there's a
(31:57):
lot of possibilities within the world, within the unit averse
that we don't We barely know anything about the universe,
so who knows, um, And now all the governments of
the world are finally going yeah, yeah, there's definitely UFOs.
We don't know what they are, so they're unidentified. They're
flying their objects anyway. Yeah, they're out there. Um, I
can't I can't tell you anything about them, but they're
(32:18):
out there, and um, so you know, I like to
be open minded about these kinds of things as much
as possible. Absolutely, but it is very frustrating to just
have someone me like, but you are just I don't know,
you just don't have simple Yeah you're too simple. You
don't have this contact or whatever to understand like I'm
more enlightened or something than you. I don't know. I mean,
(32:41):
I believe that there are extraterrestrial intelligence species out there.
I believe that they may even have visited Earth already.
I find it hard so many of these depictions of
aliens are based around very human ideas and behaviors. That
they would fight for resources, that they would have a
(33:02):
similar structure of hierarchy, that they would know what how
our government's worked and who the leaders of them were
and have and be able to comprehend our systems to
such a degree that they can just go ahead and
come in and infiltrate. There's a lot there that I'm like, Yeah,
that they have a colonial mindset and go conquer and
take over and subjugate. A lot of that is very human.
(33:25):
And I'm like, I think, if we're talking about aliens,
really need to open up our idea of what they
what their motivations are, what they're looking for, what they're
interested in, and how they would contact us and who
they would contact. Because getting involved in like our various
governments across the world for some hidden nefarious purpose that
can't be revealed to the public is very very human.
(33:49):
That's that's such a human idea to me, and I,
in my belief of aliens, I think that that's pretty outrageous.
I think that that makes that actually makes the universe
smaller to me to say, oh, there's all these other
species out there and they're running on the same level
we are, as like, that's kind of crazy, um, but
(34:09):
who knows, who knows? But I firmly believe that who
doesn't know. Simon parks, like on his own website, Okay,
we talked about his alien mother, this woman that believes
he was alien mother, and we're left the question, well,
what about his biological human mother. What's the deal with her?
(34:29):
Because also he was in her womb. He says, So
the alien visited him while he was in his biological
human mother's womb. So this I am your mother thing
must be very you know, um, it's just an idea.
It's conceptual. I am your I'm your alien mother. You know,
she's not saying I birthed you. So what about his mother? Well,
on his own website, Simon Parks dot org, Simon says
(34:52):
his human mother, Simon says. Simon says, that's how you
know it's true. Simon says his human mother worked for
m I five, which is the UK's domestic counterintelligence agency
and their security agency. But she was he says, quote
in reality, working for the n s A, which is
(35:13):
an American, right, the National Security Agency. Yeah, so I
guess they're the international security He also says that his
grandfather works for m I six, which is the James
Bond Agency, So studied that extensively. I understand the workings
of that. There's a woman named m in charge, although
recently a man has taken over Voldemort. Actually, oh god,
(35:38):
everything that's true is in the ministry um. But that
in working for m I six, his grandfather was in
reality working for the CIA, and everybody's working for the
United States. Simon says that his mother raised him herself
and never remarried, but he never mentions his biological father
in this. He says the between five in ninety nine,
(36:01):
his mother was working on secret documents that came out
of Berlin because there were UFOs that had crashed in
America and were sent to German scientists to be reverse
engineered so they could discover that technology. So you've got
American and German scientists working together, very common from that era.
You know Werner von Brawn and people like that. In
(36:22):
a lot of these conspiracy theories, the Germans had very
advanced technological capabilities because of all this crazy research that
you know, the Nazis were doing. And then there are
moving forward. There are some theories that Nazis are actually
living in a hollow Earth that come out of Antarctica,
and if you go into the hollow earth, you'll see
(36:42):
all their amazing technology that they're building to bring the
Third Reich back or something that they probably got from
reverse engineering these ufosos. Right, we should never have sent
them over there. Now. In nineteen seventy nine, she asked
to be released from this work. She didn't want to
be part of it anymore, and then she died in
(37:04):
quote suspicious circumstances, says Simon. He was nineteen at the time.
And after she died, he says that two thousand pounds
British pounds were putting an envelope and slid through his
door and it contained a message that read don't look
back Dick Whittington. And that's when he moved to London.
(37:26):
And Dick Whittington is this famous London folklore. I won't
spend all day telling you about. But it gave him
the idea to move to London. So I have to ask,
what about the wife because he's married with three kids, right, right,
But he's regularly going on these quarterly sexcapade. Right. It's
got a little on alien side piece and Shirley or
(37:48):
is she the side piece? Is his wife? No? Because
I mean it's just quarterly with the alien guess. So
I feel like it's a you know, every few months,
I go have a little Aliens. Yeah, He's like, hey, honey, Um,
I might be away for the weekend. Clock is in town,
and you know, she I'm just gonna go say hi.
I guess me and Zuka lack Lack Clock are gonna knock, knock, knock,
(38:10):
our boots knock knock. So anyway, what how did she
feel about all this? This sex cacnem is sex thing
whatever she's talking about. And his other kid also, I
guess he's got a whole other family going on, three
kids and then aliens. Nobody has alien kids this other one,
so I have, you know, got to wonder how how
Becky is feeling about all this? And apparently she she
(38:34):
did find out about it, and as the article said,
it was causing some strife in their marriage. She was
unhappy about it at first. But don't worry, he says,
quote the sex is not on a human level, so
I don't see it as wrong, does Becky? Though, Like
again I'm asking about Becky, Simon, you keep your mouth
(38:54):
shut for a second. Let Becky talk. Oh my god, yes, Um,
I just thought I was overhearing and I did want
to point out that, of course it's not on a
human level. It barely even counts. Yes, we don't do
the same things you do, and so it's very different. Uh,
it's just hand stuff, so it doesn't count. You know,
(39:16):
we only have eight fingers, so it's a lot different.
You know, it's actually we're kind of missing two digits. Look,
everybody has different needs and no one person can provide
all those needs for one other person. So we're just
doing we're just filling the gap. It's more than notional connection. Yes. Uh.
(39:37):
And also one of our fingers um vibrates. Yes, humans
don't have that. We certainly don't. Um. I kind of
do wish well, I guess I don't know. I'm curious,
like it would be useless in other situations. But so
you're saying that Becky needs to be okay with this
because this is a totally different thing. You can hear,
(39:59):
actually you but Becky should just coming the next time
and take it out very well. Oh yeah, Becky could
come along party. She's she has very conventional viewpoints about sex,
and we've been trying to open Becky's mind. Ozark, You
absolutely cannot mind control people. Into agreeing with you. That
(40:21):
is wrong. They're not agreeing with you. Really, why didn't
you let me put my fingers on your brain and not? No,
I'm not we're not doing that. We should probably go
to commercial because it's our form of mind control. Yeah,
so everyone, Uh, you know, why don't you guys take
us to commercial? Yes, and then if anyone, if any
(40:42):
listeners out there want to come take a ride on
our spaceship, you know what to do, like t gap shaped,
I'll get in the sky and wave your hands frantically.
We will be right there and we'll be right back. Well,
welcome back to the show everyone. We've cleared out all
the roof shingles and stuff again from the podcast bathroom. Well,
(41:07):
here's the thing, uh, including Ozark and gleep Globe, there
are multiple different races the aliens, Like we mentioned, Simon
Parks himself brings up four different kinds. And you've got
the feline species you know, with the wide hips and
the big boobs his cat queen and he's been having
sex with there's all aliens have boobs like oh I know, right,
(41:31):
just two boobs like us? Are they mammals? Okay? Like
other animals on Earth have more than two boobs, and
they have mostly nipples, not even boobs. So it's like,
why do we think aliens would have to two arms
ahead but only eight fingers. You know, it's not a
direct copy. But they evolved as a hybrid of our
(41:51):
humans and cats, so there's more reason for them to
have multiple nipples on the way down. Anyway, it's fine.
So there's four different races of aliens. You've got the
feline type. You've also got the grays, and these are
your X files aliens, the very typical Hollywood you know,
skinny gray aliens with the big eyes and the big
round heads and globos arc types. Yeah, these are these
(42:14):
are the aliens that abducted Betty and Barney Hill. Yeah again,
check that episode out if you want to hear about
the first ever alien abduction recorded up. And then you
also have the mantids. Now, these are the purple robes,
the big green heads that we talked about. Is he
said they were the most the aliens that visited him
the most. Simon says in an interview that the fourth
(42:37):
species of aliens are the Nordics, which are the reptilians. Now,
they are very strict about not being seen or recognized
because they know. Simon tells us that humans are so
very good at recording things, and they don't like to
be recorded. They never heard the Library of Alexander. They
(43:03):
I don't really understand this. They just don't like it. Um,
so they don't allow it. They have an agreement with
with human governments, with anyone in the know. The agreement
is that we don't get recorded, and those aliens themselves
are very protective of being seen, of being you know,
filmed or or photographed or anything like that. He says
that some ancient civilizations, the Sumarians, the Babylonians, he says,
(43:27):
the Mayans and the Aztecs might all have carvings where
you might get a glimpse of a Reptilian of a Nordic,
but that you really won't see them very much. He says,
it's much more likely that you're gonna see renditions of
the cat aliens in ancient Egyptian carvings, because the cats
don't care about being recorded. They're cool with it, but
(43:48):
they still won't come down and like be on camera
or introduce themselves to the public. I guess it's it's
very convoluted. It seems more like an explanation of why,
like a loose explanation of why we've seen some carvings
of cat people in alien in Egyptian culture, although that's
so dismissive of their actual fucking culture, you know, like that,
(44:10):
it wasn't aliens doing anything in ancient Egypt. It was
human beings, very skilled and imaginative human beings telling stories
that they themselves created gods and stuff. Yea again yeah,
talking about the Middle East and stuff. Yeah, Africa, yeah,
(44:32):
side and over our alien lovers out there. If you
say that aliens did these ancient things, what you're saying
is that early humans specifically who were people of color,
were not capable of it, that they were too primitive.
And that's demonstrably false. So it is, in fact pretty
racist to say that aliens built the pyramids and ship
(44:54):
like that. It's not true. Slaves built the pyramids perfectly, honest,
but but they were designed by human engineers who were
perfectly capable of pulling it off. But these reptilians are
so emphatic about not being seen, and they're so entrenched
in our governments that, in fact, when Simon was on
the This Morning Program, he said, I brought drawings of aliens,
(45:19):
of the Mantids and of the Nordics, and they were
going to use them as the backdrop while they interviewed me,
he says, but someone from very high up came down
and pointed at the Reptilian one and said, we can't
show that. So somewhere in the this British news program
(45:40):
there was there's an alien very high up in the
corporate ladder. He said, absolutely not. You are not allowed
to show her to PICTI in shan your news program,
guys like, we're gonna get so many views and so
much ratings off of this Simon Pox guys crazy, I
will just got a little missy child one second now,
Oh yes, so so sorry. The Nordics are the ones
(46:04):
getting their hands dirty, though it seems um they're apparently
advising Vladimir Putin, for example, in Parks said Putin had
been part of a group advised by reptiles h and
I have offered him technology on par with what they're
giving to America. So I guess they were giving us
(46:25):
like a lot of great ship for a while and
then they were like, now we'll give it to you
as well. Yeah, we're gonna give you each a little bit.
We just we just really like Earthen conflict. I guess
you just want all to fight for some reason. Yeah,
we're gonna we're gonna build our own little cold war here.
Maybe we're like they're gladiator battles entertainment for them. Maybe
it's just you know that whenever you kind of get
(46:47):
deep into the weeds of these conversations, you ask why
why is this happening? The answer is so generic. It's like, well,
they're running experiments, they're just observing what well, like like
a kid with who put two ants in a jar
and watched him fight, or some ship. And I'm like,
but why, that's not an answer, that's just that's just
(47:10):
a circumstance. That's not an explanation. Yeah. Apparently, when Putin
started putting pressure on the Ukraine, apparently was because the
Nordics told him he no longer has to tow the
American line, so they made the American line and then
told him don't worry about right. And apparently they the
Nordics don't mind Simon talking about them, because if they did,
(47:33):
quote clearly, they would have stopped me long before. Now, Okay,
look I got a question, and it's why, Simon, what
makes him so damn special? And he says, when he
was asked that on this morning, he said, I asked
them that myself. He says, quote, I don't consider myself
(47:53):
special or important. He says, he makes that very clear
on every interview he goes on that it's not about me.
I'm not special. And he said, the answer they gave
me is basically that Earth scientists trap a wild animal
and they put a tag on him, and they follow
that animal around and they follow that animal through generations.
They'll follow its herd and its family and just keep
(48:14):
tracking it. And he said, that's what they're doing with humans.
They they followed my soul through generations. He says. Still,
though farmers do that tag ship for a reason, there
is a purpose behind that, and they study them in
the wild. You know, scientists do that also with a
(48:34):
purpose to learn more about these These aliens have been
here since the dawn of humanity, So why are they tagging?
Like what what are they not getting well? And apparently
they're also like in charge of some things. It's like
why do you need to why do you to study
this labor secretary when you're already controlling all the world governments. Um,
(48:56):
you do better to just like hack into people's Facebook
and get data like that, because that's more useful. Maybe
they're studying our reaction to him, not really him, you know,
like they're like, we'll just we'll be totally honest with
one person and then just see how everybody else goes.
So they're like, oh, he's got sixty nine thousand people
who believe him in a world of seven billion people,
(49:20):
you know, maybe one billion of them have ever heard
of him. Huh. Like maybe there's something there, I guess.
But then what does that tell them? Because it doesn't
tell them how people would react to them. It tells
them how people react to a crazy sounding persons. And
they don't need a study to see how we react
(49:41):
to liars. We do it every day. I'll I'll make
it real simple for you, cat Queen, we believe them
or we don't. That that's how we deal with it.
But they took some viewer reactions in after this morning
interview and they were reading out like tweets they got
in response, and one person wrote in and said, why
is it that only people with an alien fixation ever?
(50:02):
Seemed to see them. I've never heard of anyone who
has no interest in them ever having an alien encounter.
Great question, absolutely solid gold. There where are my scullies? Yeah?
I need a scully to come in and be like, listen,
I thought this was bulga, but seriously, I talked to
a cat queen. We had a holographic sex. It was amazing.
(50:23):
I am in. Yeah, when you meet when you just
meet a molder every ten years and there's never a scully,
why are you going to believe these crazy people? What
if the sex is bad? Wouldn't that be sad? Oh?
I know, right, like holographic alien sex and you're like
it's about to be and then it's like, oh, that's
actually really kind of like they're like, oh yeah, yes,
(50:47):
give it to me, yes, yes, just like that, and
then Parison is just lying still like I what is
this supposed to be good? I don't even know where
that's supposed to go. I'm not sure what I'm to
do with you. If anything, I can't pronounce it. Lou
clock clock, can you just a little wait, just a
(51:10):
little bit, no, I think hang on, hang on that
back first, my back, We'll come back. Can we Oh? No,
you're not. Oh, I guess we'll try again in a
little while. How long do you need? I don't I
probably need a long time, long time. I'm sorry. Was
it good for you? No? No, really, we'll get better
(51:31):
with more observation, more observation. We don't know how to
bring the humans to orgasm, that's that's all. And they're like,
they do it to each other so easily. Well, it
depends some more easily. David Pacman, who has a podcast
(51:52):
and talked about this extensively, says that Parks claims that
there are plenty of people who have had the same experience,
but they're just not willing to talk about it because
it would destroy their careers for some reason. Meanwhile, he's
elected official while he's saying this, right, so, I'm like,
how we still got elected. He was out about this
(52:14):
before he was elected. He's very emphatic about that too.
He's like, people always knew it doesn't something I hid.
But also it would destroy your career apparently, So anyways,
holding a lot of weird ideas together. In his rain
he says, quote, one of the reasons I've come forward
is to give strength and confidence for others to come forward.
If one thousand people came forward on Monday and another
(52:37):
one thousand by Wednesday, the attitude from the media would
be very different. That was in I guess a thousand
people didn't come forward to say, we have not seen
two thousands or any number of people come forward and
say yeah, yeah, I've also had a cat queen come
to It's been eight years and I think it's still
just the one. Yeah, I think it is the one.
(53:00):
I guess we've come forward with our experience with the
Grays on this podcast. And he was asked many times
to step down from his counselor position because he did
come out about this while he was an elected official.
I mean again, he came out before, but he spoke
about it extensively in the news while he was an
elected official, and he always claimed that this is a
(53:21):
personal matter. It didn't seem to have any impact on
him fulfilling the duties of his job. In fact, a
local vicar in his area said, well, he brought interest
and merriment to a lot of people and did a
very good job as counselor merriment. It did bring merriment
people laughing at him, but he still do want a
good job still. The former mayor of Whitby said quote,
(53:45):
I don't think my real opinion of this is printapal.
So it's some people. I think a lot of other
officials in the town said, you're embarrassing us, like, even
if he does his job well this, we don't want
to be known for this and asked him to step down,
but he he but he did not until when his
(54:06):
workload got too heavy for him, right. David Pacman on
his show was like, so, this is kind of like
a person who believes in that the world is only
six thousand years old, but otherwise are great at everything
else where You're like, I maybe just that part we
just leave that out and do the rest because I
(54:26):
can probably find someone someone who's good at this job
who's not having sex with an alien cat queen. You know,
that's exactly right now. The aliens don't take him away.
He doesn't say abducted. He's very clear it's not an
abduction because he he says, yes, it's not a kidnapping
or whatever. They just take him. They just take him.
(54:46):
But they don't take him when he's busy. He said
they wouldn't take him during political meetings. That's so courteous
or during large gatherings of people. He doesn't They don't
want to disrupt or draw a lot of attention to themselves.
He even claims have been taken up with groups of
people in the past up into the ship. So a
little alien orgies are apparently happening from time to time
(55:07):
to Wow, they're getting down up there. But what's the
big question? Are they going to take over our aliens
gonna as to invade? Yeah, they're infestrating our governments, They're
studying us extensively, They're mating with us. What's the endgame here?
Are they trying to take over the world? Well, no,
(55:29):
apparently not. He says if they wanted to, they would
have done it in the Stone Age quote when all
we had with bows and arrows. Okay, well there you
have it. They're just fucking with us, apparently. But they're
giving us technology to take us away from bows and
arrows and get us better weapons. I guess bet or something.
(55:54):
Well why just permeates? Why is the big umbrella question here? No,
he's all about Q. But the letter I'm stuck on
it is why. Yeah. I mean this guy now is
very um Like we said, he really tapped into the
Q and on thing. He's doing these zoom meetings with dozens,
(56:14):
if not hundreds of people at a time where he
just answers their questions, rids them of their demonic possession
uh D programs their brains, um and uh. I can't
recommend that you get into it because frankly, I don't
support anything that he's doing and don't want his signal
boost his current behavior. It's pretty monstrous. But he is
(56:37):
one of these guys who in early January was like,
just you wait any day now Trump is going to
be president again, and I'll still wait, and I think
the new date is sometime in mid August, right, it
keeps changing, right, and was June or May, and then
now it's August. So we got alien orgies. Uh. This
(56:59):
guy is leaving with the cat queen apparently descended from
a manted sleeping with a cat queen, and also a
human woman who he has had now an alien baby
and human babies. So but the human babies must be
part manted because he's part manted, right, Well, but he's
not biologically I don't think part manted, Okay, So it
(57:21):
was just literally like like Mother Earth type mother yeah,
it's like when Chairman Mao was in charge of China,
he would send messages to everyone saying, I am your mother,
I am your father. There's no one more important than me.
It's just like that. And it's interesting that Chairman Mao
(57:42):
made that argument. Chairman he's using the same language. I'm
pretty sure Chairman Mao was a manted. I think he was,
or at least being run or advised by them like
Putin was, Like the American government is or the that's
the Nordics that do the advising. Yeah right, yeah, that's right.
The Nordics are doing that. So there's some kind of
hierarchy here where the Nordics are like telling people what
(58:06):
to do. The cat Queen is just here to have
big tits and fuck you I guess or whatever. The
Mantids are doing some mind stuff, and the Grays, we
don't know. They just show up to be in Hollywood films.
They're all about the fame they want. The Grays are like,
please put me on screen. The Hordics are like, I
(58:29):
hate fame. I'm going to go be a cobbler in Ireland.
Like Daniel day Lewis, Oh my god, you got we
just fixed the roof, you guys until exactly we need
the entrance. Yes, No, we just want to be in
Hollywood films. I've always had a big crush on Emily Blunt.
(58:49):
Michael one day is to work beside her. Im. Sorry,
you knew I have something in common, well, more than
one thing, more than one thing, very much, lots of
things in common. Um, so you guys are okay. Where
are you at with the mind control thing right now? Well? Yeah,
I can't ing to larn it so that we can
(59:09):
engage some representation. We are available. Is there any agency
looking for alien talent? I have a monologue and a
sixteen bar song ready at any time. I really always
wanted to make David Cavy, Yes, David Cavy. I really
liked Californication. He has poppy hair and I like that.
(59:32):
But however, we were grossly misrepresented in the film Evolution.
You cannot use celts in blue to kill aliens? Ridiculous?
That was That's another thing we have in common there? Uh,
those aren't because that's a that's a great cast. Uh
in a weird What about the water thing in that
(59:53):
Triamlon film? Signs? Yeah? Does that? You guys don't make water. No.
I love water. Water is life. Water is literally the
thing that gives life across the universe. It's the stupidest
concept in the world that water would be poisonous to
any life form. I can't express enough how stupid I'm
(01:00:16):
a concept that is not to mention your Earth's atmosphere
contains a lot of water. The air itself has quite
a bit of water and it has. Has Mr Shamalan
ever heard of humidity? I you know, I've That's definitely
(01:00:36):
a question. I would ask a questions. But I did
enjoy the one with the plants come to life. I
didn't see it. I think you're a little shop of horrors.
That's what I'm thinking of. Yes, no, little shop of horrors.
That wasn't That wasn't Shamalan. Yes, little shop is closer
to the true. We also like to dance and themes,
(01:00:56):
so I'm available for the Broadway and productions. We have
heard it has recently become easier to join SAG after
a quite a threat. Is this a lies decision? Look,
that's something that you and your manager agent should probably
talk about because it depends on location, right. A lot
of things go into that. Yeah, because you're going to
(01:01:19):
limit yourself to a degree. You know you're going to
open your opportunities, but you're going to limit yourself to exactly.
Not something I feel qualified to advise you on. But
good luck. I mean, speaking as someone who's working for
representation myself, good luck to you all four of us. Honestly,
if anybody out there uh is wants us to do
(01:01:40):
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without us, please, that'd be great. We'd really appreciate that.
I would love it if some success would drop into
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it's the aliens. So true. I would love to meet
the star Idris Elba. Yes, we'd all to me as well.
But I'm all right, all right, we gotta help these
guys get out here, and you guys have to help
us fix the roof. Yeah, I look at vibrates. Wow.
(01:03:11):
Oh this is not helpful. All right? Thanks everyone, Thanks
for tuning into this spticulous. Yeah, this one was out there,
way out there, way way out there. We will we
will bring it. We will bring it back to earth
in the next episode. Yeah. I hope you enjoyed it.
Thanks as always for joining us. We appreciate you and
(01:03:31):
love you dearly bye bye, so long friends, it's time
to go. Thanks so listening to our show. Tell your
friends name's uncle Sindance to listen to a show ridiculous, Well, NaNs,
Look, it's Sunday, right, Yeah, it's Sunday. We're all having
a we're all coming to the end of the weekend.
Uh not when you're listening to this, probably it's the
middle of the middle of the week. Maybe I don't know.
You might be listening to it on a Sunday. If
it is starting starting a weekend, whatever day it is,
make it, make a good one. Yeah, I hope it's
a great day. You're having a good time. Everybody's doing
(00:22):
good out there. It's the weekend. I hope today is
long and luxurious and last forever. If it's the middle
of the week, you know, I hope you're I hope
you've got a light at the end of the tunnel.
Or you're like us and like the days of the
week are meaningless. They all just run together. Yeah, it's
when there's a break. There's a break. When there's not,
you keep going and it could be a Monday afternoon,
(00:43):
who knows. Right excited you all here today, We've got
what an episode. It's so fun when we get to
go into one of these, like really, this really puts
the ridiculous and ridiculous romance right. But first it's time
for a mail call. Awesome. Oh yeah, this message comes
(01:08):
from Patrick on Instagram and he wrote to us and said,
I just wanted to reach out and say that I
love the show. Thank you, Patrick, You love hearing that
I really liked the Elizabeth Olive William and Wonder Woman episode.
That's a great episode. Please go back and check that
one out if you haven't heard it. As a married
man in a Polly relationship, Patrick says, and also in
(01:28):
the b DSM world, it was nice to hear a
podcast being non judging but also calling out the parts
of their particular relationship that were abusive or not done well.
I'm sharing this episode with my kink friends for sure.
Loving your content. Keep up the good work. Hey, that's awesome.
That's so good to hear. It's definitely really important to
us too. I mean, you know, you shouldn't kink shame
(01:49):
in general, but you also have to be vigilant about
I know that that community, Uh it's it's open to abuse,
you know, people taking advantage of people's openness and uh
in a place where you're supposed to be very secure
and feel free to kind of let your freak flag fly,
as they say. But also you know, there's there's gonna
(02:10):
be some people that creep in there and do some
bad things. I know that community is very vigilant against
that sort of thing. Yeah, I mean it probably they're like,
you're making us all look exactly like ship. Yeah exactly.
But yeah, you have to be careful, especially if you're
like new to the community and you get the wrong
person to introduce you, you know what I mean. I
think it's very easy to be coerced into things you're
(02:31):
not really comfortable with and they're like, well, this is
how it's done or whatever. Um So yeah, but more
I think, like you're saying, the community itself is like
consent is and continual, constant consent is really essential to
the enjoyment for me and for you. So yeah, and
people are yeah, pushing you or making you feel crazy,
(02:54):
they're just not doing it right. But but it was
really good to hear again. We we we strive for
that kind of um uh level of awareness and and
appreciation without being judgmental. So it's really nice to hear
that from you, Patrick. Yeah, thank you so much. Others
feel the same way. Yeah, I hope we continue to
be good at talking about that sort of thing. Yeah,
(03:16):
in fact, we are going to try not to kink
shame today. It's gonna be fas this one's going to
be tough for me. But you know what, In fact,
I would say it's important to distinguish this from kink
because this guy is not uh fucking aliens as a kink.
It is just something he claims happened to him many times.
And uh, well, let's you know what, I think we're
(03:40):
wasting too much time. Let's just go, let's do this.
Hey the French, come listen. Well, Elia and Diana got
some stories to tell. There's no matchmaking, a romantic tips.
It's just about ridiculous relationships, a love. There might be
any type of person at all, and abstract cons a
concrete ball. But if there's a story where the second
(04:03):
glance ridiculous roles a production of iHeart Radio. Simon Parks
is a British Man. He was first a lecturer at
the Natural History Museum in London and he served as
a local counselor there. He's a married father of three
and in he moved to the seaside town of Whitby
(04:24):
and became a counselor for the Labor Party in stakes By.
Ward and he did that while he was working as
a driving instructor. Because you see the labor councilors in England,
This is from labor dot org dot UK. They are
elected to their local council to represent the residents in
their local community. They're expected to be active in their
(04:45):
communities and act as a voice of their constituents, bringing
matters to the council that could range from the quality
of local parks to social services for the elderly, to
bin collections and road safety things like that. But in
April of he resigned as labor counselor because he said
his workload left no time for civic duties. Because he
(05:07):
and his wife Becky had started and currently still run
an organization called Connecting Consciousness UH. It's in many countries
with thousands of members and through the organization he offers
a lot of services, very interesting services. For example, general consultation,
(05:28):
allowing clients to discuss any topic that is pertinent to them.
So just like a little yeah, like a like a
friend to talk to. Yeah, and he's going to give
you some advice. Sure, that's nice. Why not? He also
offers soul readings. UH. This allows Simon to quote connect
with the client's soul and thus determine their star family heritage. Okay,
(05:52):
all right, well you know what our family It sounds
a little little astrological, like something, you know, people get
at that. That's helpful for Tarot maybe here whatever its
sounds like that in that vein sure, in either case,
I think it's a totally normal thing for someone to offer,
you know, their service for online or Yeah, these two
things are going to run you a hundred pounds a
(06:13):
hundred British pounds for sixty minute skype session. Another service
is deep programming and mind healing for those who have
suffered trauma, maybe from a one off situation or an
orchestrated set of events, so like maybe like a childhood
trauma slash war service or something right, or like somebody's
(06:37):
coming after you. Yeah, who orchestrated these events? We'll get
into that. They say that Simon quote has successfully d
programmed a wide range of people, some of whom are
holding elite positions in hierarchical structures, and that he can
heal those who have been mind controlled or have a
(07:00):
number of alternate personalities. He can heal that. Huh, yeah,
just in a Skype session. I guess that's not all.
There's one more service that he offers, and this might
be the most important one. I don't know if any
of our listeners are in need of this, but if
you go to Simon Parks dot org, his calendar is booked,
he said, but you can get on a waiting list,
(07:21):
and that service is for demonic possession clients who are
afflicted by dark energy beings quote the Jin being one
of many. So if a gin got his hands on you,
got inside your mind. Uh, if you've been mind controlled
by dark energy beings, uh, you know, get on Skype
(07:44):
for a hundred pounds. You can see this guy. Now.
This is for these two, for deep programming and for
demonic possession. It is a hundred pounds for an initial
assessment on a sixty minute Skype call. But he does
say he may require an additional charge, you know, depending
on the depth of work required. He says he can
never return a person do a hundred percent of who
(08:05):
they were before their trauma, but he strives for that's
pretty good. If I could who I was when before
I had any trauma, I'd be I'd be a happier man.
And that's probably more than therapists offer guarantee. I should say, hey, doc,
(08:26):
what percentage better can you make me at the end
of this. That would be very unprofessional of me to decide.
He also says that you can't for those two as well,
for deep programming and demonic possession, It's not going to
get done in one sixty minute skype session. He says,
these are too complicated. It's going to take multiple sessions.
So a few hundred pounds is coming out of your
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pockets at least to this guy. But I love that
he's like, it's an initial sentment and then maybe an
extra charge, and then he's like, but it's definitely an
extra charge. Like I also think it's weird that he
specifically calls out Gin, which, for people who don't know,
are creatures of Arabic lore or whatever, and um, they
live in lamps. But it feels weird that he just
(09:09):
calls out specifically in Arabic thing, you know, just because
of the way Britain is right now in terms of
that sort of thing. It feels weird that he like
called out well, he does commonly tap into those those
little issues right now. Parks is personally in touch with
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the man known only as q oh Lord, who is
leading a conspiracy to upend all the corruption in Washington,
bring about a great counter revolution that will lead to
Donald Trump's reinstatement as the real United States President and
blah blah blah blah blah blah. Anyway, before the January
(09:52):
six insurrection in the Capitol, his YouTube page had ten
thousand followers, but within days of the answer action he
had over six hundred thousand, and today he's at six thousand,
which I think is also how many people have died
of COVID in the United oh Man, Yeah, that number
I think is just so important to note as to
(10:15):
why maybe he got into this line of reasoning. Uh,
could that possibly be bringing him financial success? Why might
he be tapping into this particular audience if you know,
he gets on YouTube for a few hours a day
and suddenly has six thousand followers up from ten. I'm
sure he was like, Yep, this is it. This is
(10:36):
where I'm this is where I'm nesting, because this is
exactly so. But come on, who is this guy? What?
Why are we talking about him? What brought him into power?
What's this? What's the romance here? What political stances did
Simon Parks make in England's Liberal Labor Party that brought
(10:56):
him into the national spotlight. What actions has he taken
in support of not just the British people, but human
beings across the globe in his fight for truth and transparency?
What passionate, sane, stable behaviors has this man exhibited that
have earned him the trust of hundreds of thousands of
(11:16):
global citizens. Well, we can begin to uncover these truths
of this man's captivating, I opening brilliance. In a two
thousand thirteen Huffington's Post article that's titled Simon Parks Labor
counselor says sex with an alien is causing problems in
my marriage. Yes. Simon Parks in two thousand twelve told
(11:40):
the UK newspaper The Northern Echo that he regularly had
sex with an alien being that he refers to as
the Cat Queen, and that together they had a child
named Zarka. This is the guy who's going to cure
you of your demonic possession. If you're curious about where
his about the stability of this guy, uh, here it is.
(12:04):
He was first taken to one of their ships when
he was only three years old. He described the ship
as being a tear drop shape with the blunt and
at the front and the point he end at the back.
Aerodynamic makes sense. Would you get on a tear drop
shaped airplane? Because I don't think I would. I don't know.
(12:25):
I mean, I guess the way airplanes are shaped. Now,
I've never thought one way or another about it. I
was just like, I guess they know what they're doing.
They're shaped like birds, they're shaped like flying things. He
claims that the alien approached him and took his hand,
and when he said, I'm ready, a technology I don't
understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the Earth.
(12:49):
That's nice, they say each time he has to say
I'm ready, and then they go, that's consensual, right there
is what it is. Yeah, that's nice. I'm glad these
aliens understand consent and wait for an I'm ready. If
only more people took took that to heart and waited
for and I'm ready. I guess if it were me,
i'd be like, I need a little more information about
what we're gonna do once we get there before I
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feel ready. I mean, I don't know that this was
the first time, but it's each time, okay, each time
he goes up there like, take my hand, tell me
you're good, let's do this all right? Well that you know, yeah,
consent again very important, So props to these aliens for now.
(13:31):
What about that? And we're not talking about a one
time thing here, of course either. This actually would occur,
he said, sometimes four times a year, get a nice
quarterly alien sexcapade. He's like, going on on quarterly fish
and trip. You don't wait up, it's June. It's time
(13:52):
for my third quarter alien fucking. She's like, oh, all right,
see you lighter. This started in nineteen sixty five when
Simon was five years old Nolpe. He was on This Morning,
which is like a British morning talk show, like a
Good Morning America kind of thing, and um, he told them, well,
(14:15):
I didn't technically lose my virginity, because that's I want
to make that distinction. He was very emphatic about that.
This was not something where a five year old is
losing his virginity. Uh, it much more understandable. I think
we can all wrap our heads around this. It was
actually just a sexual holographic experience, so fairly that that
makes it okay, and oh he's like, he says, we
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think we have wonderful technology here on Earth, but this
far surpasses anything we have here, or at least anything
the military tells us we have. The being actually appeared
to him as a vision of the woman from the
Fries Turkish Delight commercials, which are in We looked these
(14:59):
up and you have to too. We got we'll have
to post one to the to the Twitter feed, yes,
because they're on YouTube and in the nineties sixties, Fries
Turkish Delight was a candy and the commercials are just guess,
it's a bunch of white people in racist costumes doing
racist dances to racist music selling a racist It's just
(15:24):
like this, you know, camels and favorite. But she literally
looks like me. I mean, she looks white and I
even like, watched one was she's trying to do like
a harem dance thing and she barely moves her hips
and I'm like, every belly dancer is like, what what
(15:45):
is this? So sixties candy? Aside? This is this five
year old says, an alien just took me up to
her ship. Hologrammed herself as the Fry's Turkish Delight model
and had graphic sex with me, and his mom's like,
uh huh, great, honey, why don't you write it down.
I'm trying to make dinner. But he did. He says
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he did have regular, real, actual contact sex with the
cat Queen. He said, the creatures go into your mind
and they have the ability to make you think one
thing which is actually another thing. They went into his
mind and they made him feel love for them, which,
(16:31):
to be honest, sounds a lot like David Tennant's character
in Jessica Jones, which was like a really fucked up villain.
Because I was like, horrible mind control is horrible, horrifying.
Why that sounded terrible to me? And yeah, I'm not
the only one. Holly Willoughby from Is That from the show? Okay,
(16:52):
Holly Willoughby from This Morning said I think I'd be
upset if someone went into my brain and made me
love them human being exactly. But Simon was like, well,
my understanding of the vastness of the universe led me
to understand that some things are less important than others.
(17:12):
I guess, like content, which are free will. He's like,
humans are such a microscopic dot in the universe that
consent is pretty you know who cares, right, or like,
my feelings of love are not important. They can be
manufactured and manipulated because of all the other things going on,
(17:32):
like okay, we are they care about you saying yes,
I'm ready, but not if you actually feel any love
for them from your own personal self. Maybe they're just like, well,
we're just so weird looking or something we have to
like help you understand that it's okay to love us,
(17:52):
or something that's that's twisted too, because then, you know,
rot people out there, like women don't like me, so
I'm of mind control them into liking me. Yeah, I'm
gonna neg them into liking me and gas like them
until they're miserable. What does that sound? Oh my god?
(18:14):
Oh no, we every ten, We are back. It's it's
our favorite show, Ridiculous Romance. God, Hey, Ozark, Hey, it's
the aliens Ozark and clip glorp clip clorp big glood
liptor bleep cliptor bild clip Cloor held clip Cloor's right.
(18:34):
Thank you? How you guys came and visited us during
the Betty and Barney Hill episode when we were talking
about that alien abduction and you're back and you're back.
That's great, nice to see you again. Yes, Betty and
Barney Hill they were good friends of us too. Yeah,
we're just talking about this, uh, this guy who had
sex with an alien? Um? You guys familiar with this story? No? Never,
(18:57):
head of you. I've never heard of signing parks never.
How did how did you know? Like me? What are
you talking about? You? I did not. I heard this
um other podcasts talking about him before. So you listen
to podcast. I know I don't have ears. Zack, did
you funk a human name? Well? It was a long
(19:19):
time ago. Oh, Zack, have you been tested? Yeah, it's
not contagious unless I unless Look. Look there's a lot
of people looking at me right now, and that's making
me very uncomfortable. So what I do with my own
time and my own mind control powers is my business.
Oh my god, it was consensual. Did you turn into
(19:45):
a fries Turkish light lady? Haven't we all turned into
a fries Turkish Delight lady at some time? I was that. No,
we've talked about the Fries Turkish Delight lady. She's off limits.
But I I just wanted to be beautiful. Oh my god,
how come the British lady can make her herself look
(20:07):
like a Saudi Harem princess and I I can't make
myself look like that British lady. It's cultural appropriation that
we've talked about this and we took the setting off
on all of that machine on purpose. It sounds like
you guys have a lot to work out. Um, maybe
we should take a break. I think it's probably a
(20:28):
good idea that we take a break. Okay, and we're back.
Thozarc and Glip Glorp have Glip Glorp Clip Glory Clip
Glorp have taken a little time to themselves. I think
they left, so we're probably good. Um. Kind of sick
of those guys busting into our podcast. I wish they'd
call first. Yeah. Well, and they keep leaving a huge
(20:49):
hole in the roof, which is really the big problem.
Took a long time to patch that last year. Yeah. Alright,
So we're talking about Simon Parks. Uh, he's fun and
the alien cat queen and she's mind controlled him into
believing that he loves her and he's cool with that. Yeah,
very weird. Please don't mind control people into falling in
(21:11):
love with you it's just not cool. So yeah, and
and Park said he was five years old when he
first had sexual content. Even though it was not physical contact,
it was still sexual, right, holographic. But it's cool because
it because holography. It's all in his brain. Apparently, five
(21:32):
year old. It's cool for five year olds to have
hologram sex. According to Simon Park's interesting position to take um.
But he was actually visited much younger than five by
these these aliens. He said they started to visit him
while he was in his mother's womb. And he remembers this,
like remembers it right like you, like you do. He
(21:57):
apparently has a very clear memory of a face with
no distinguishing features, so very I have a very clear
memory of very fuzzy details. I have a very clear
memory of not remembering something. You know, it's like it
was yesterday, a thousand years ago. Well, anyway, he is
(22:20):
a very clear memory of a face. And he says
that he suddenly was gifted with the awareness that there
was quote much more to this world than I knew,
which no ship, you're in the womb, like you don't
know anything about the world. As far as you know,
the world is an amniotic sack. I think there might
(22:44):
be more if I have to get out of this vagina.
I swear I'm gonna find out what's out there. One day.
I'm going to masticate my own food. He has drawings
that he's done of these creatures, and they are amateur
color pencil crayon drawings. Say he did. He does it
(23:06):
better than I would mean. I was like, it's not
like a five year old did hum, but they are
still just like it's higher an artist, you know, that's
my thing. If he's going about out into the world
to say I've seen aliens, don't don't grab your box
of Crayola felt tip markers and give me, you know,
(23:28):
a quick napkin drawing you did off the top of
your head, like before you get to the news program.
Go out there and find an artist and say, hey,
if I describe this to you, do you think you
can draw it? Yeah, find like a sketch art like
a cop, like a police sketch artist. Yeah, and and
tell that's her whole job, right right. He's like, okay,
So he's got a long head. Big guys, big big
(23:51):
like um like on your tailor joy, big on your
tailor joy On. Yeah, a little bigger, a little bigger
um and then just like you know, like a Voldemort
nose slits, you know, he who should not be named
thank you. I was about to be very scared for
cart I shouldn't say it in Britain in public. It's
(24:12):
like saying McBeth in a theater. He's got like a
like a like a Jean luc Picard haircut. So so
no hair, no hair, Yes, that's exactly okay, just checking.
How's this? My goodness, that's the most beautiful thing I've
ever seen. It looks like my mother. Would you like
a smaller miniature to keep for yourself? Can I get
(24:35):
a wallet size? So he has one drawing of the
cat Queen, right or the Lion Queen sometimes call her,
and he says in a CNN interview that her name
is Zuka clock Clock clock Clerk. It sounds like the
Langoliers eating the universe talk talk. He says, they call
(25:01):
sex bonding and that she's the one that cat queens,
the one he's bonded with. And you just get a
glimpse of one of his drawings of her on this
CNN video where She's got you know these big furry
cat shoulders. She's got a big, wide cat shaped, two
tone face and a humanoid body with big boobs and
(25:26):
big wide hips. Right, very very oversexualized drawing of this
furry Um, are you sure you weren't just like scrolling
through four Chan, I saw something that you like, maybe
just as a really good imagination. He's like, that had
to be real because it seems so real. But he
(25:47):
really just saw a furry like a comic con. Yeah,
And he was high and then like he woke up
the next day and was like, I funk that cat.
Yea ecstasy. I felt so good. She said she was
an alien, except he was first visited, I mean very
first time outside of the womb, but before he had
(26:08):
sex with them when he was three to four months old.
The aliens that visited him most frequently, we're called the mantids,
or he says in the US they called mantis is.
There's like four different species of aliens that he talks about.
And mantids are green, They're seven ft tall, they have
(26:29):
a kite shaped face, tiny nostrils, huge eyes, thin mouth,
and eight fingers, and they were these long purple robes.
One of the drawings is the alien standing in profile.
Another drawing is a picture of a manted crouching down
next to kind of a crudely drawn naked woman who
(26:51):
seems to be sitting on like an examination table of
the kind, just naked, and he's pointing directly at her
vagina and saying you with a big exclamation mark, like
I guess what me? What you like? That's where you
came from? A vagina? Or you're in there? You're in there?
(27:12):
I put you in there? What Okay? It's very strange anyway.
It looks like a nightmare I had once. It's like
every woman's first visit to an no b G. I
n you. You're just sitting there like, oh, can I
take this paper robo please? She would have killed for
(27:36):
a paper robe in that just sits out here. In
the early days, he says he didn't think of them
as aliens because he didn't know any difference between aliens
and humans. To him, there was no distinction. They were
just some creatures that were visiting him, much like his
mother would visit. I mean, it was all they were
all family to him. Basically. He remembers one particular visit
(28:00):
from when he was eight months old, where he's in
his crib, and he says, two green stick things came in.
I was aware of some movement over my head. I
thought they're not mummy's hands. Mummy's hands are pink, which
I'm like, you're eight months old and you already know colors.
That's pretty cool. Yeah, He's like, I know pink hands
(28:21):
when I see him, and these are not pink hands.
And there's sticks. Also, apparently, the nine foot tall alien
that was picking him up at this point then beamed
a message directly through his eyes and down his optic
nerve into his brain, saying, I am your real mother.
(28:41):
I am your more important mother. Okay. Also very rude
of this alien to come to another child and say
I'm your more important mother. Yeah. Simon's mom is like, okay,
well then pay some fucking belt around here. Okay, you
warm up the formula. Have you vacuumed today? Because fucking
(29:03):
mess around here so you could take the trash out
or something. Apparently I'm co parenting. All of a sudden,
he was confused by this. Obviously, so am I you know,
to be fair, and he started calling his human mother
daddy because he said he thought she must be his dad,
(29:23):
because who needs two moms. It's just was like, okay,
so you're all about alien sex, but you can't wrap
your brain around two mothers. Okay, So he said the
alien was his mummy and his human mother was his daddy.
She must have been if if if he had a
mummy alien, then this other person must have been daddy.
(29:44):
So everyone out there was same sex parents and one
of them is an alien. Hate to break it to you,
he said. As he got older, he realized that it
was socially unacceptable to call his mother daddy, and he
needed to get the words right. She said, I learned
not to be open, not to discuss it because people
(30:06):
can't handle it. What a what an absurd that he
blames that on people too. He's like, well, it's your
fault for not understanding why I was calling my mother daddy.
I have another mother, But I guess you just don't
understand that my other mother is a big green alien.
No I don't. I don't understand it. What's wrong with you?
(30:26):
Closed minded simpleton's I don't know, But that's such a
normal thing. If you have delusions, you know that you're like, well, obviously,
my delusions are the real thing, and everybody else is
having their own delusion of this fake word. Right. It's
that's a lot of gymnastics, I think, mental gymnastics you
have to do to make this fit. In my opinion,
(30:48):
it's that same like, well, you you don't think that
my mother was an alien, and I do. So we
just have two different views of the world that are
equally sane and valid, and one of us is right
and one of us is wrong. And you know what,
I'm right, So I guess you must be wrong that
that's that's logic right there. It's not. It's not logic
(31:13):
because you're saying, well there is. I mean, and you
know what, stranger things in heaven and Earth or whatever happened,
But strange things for sure, I mean, you know, I
just like I'm not um. I have never seen a
ghost or an alien or any type of elf or
(31:36):
fairy or any anything like that. I've never had an experience. Okay,
I know people who have, and they are very adamant
that that ship was real. It happened and it was
not like a a dream or something they made up
or whatever, and I believe them, you know what I mean, Like,
I think that the world is weird, and there's a
(31:57):
lot of possibilities within the world, within the unit averse
that we don't We barely know anything about the universe,
so who knows, um, And now all the governments of
the world are finally going yeah, yeah, there's definitely UFOs.
We don't know what they are, so they're unidentified. They're
flying their objects anyway. Yeah, they're out there. Um, I
can't I can't tell you anything about them, but they're
(32:18):
out there, and um, so you know, I like to
be open minded about these kinds of things as much
as possible. Absolutely, but it is very frustrating to just
have someone me like, but you are just I don't know,
you just don't have simple Yeah you're too simple. You
don't have this contact or whatever to understand like I'm
more enlightened or something than you. I don't know. I mean,
(32:41):
I believe that there are extraterrestrial intelligence species out there.
I believe that they may even have visited Earth already.
I find it hard so many of these depictions of
aliens are based around very human ideas and behaviors. That
they would fight for resources, that they would have a
(33:02):
similar structure of hierarchy, that they would know what how
our government's worked and who the leaders of them were
and have and be able to comprehend our systems to
such a degree that they can just go ahead and
come in and infiltrate. There's a lot there that I'm like, Yeah,
that they have a colonial mindset and go conquer and
take over and subjugate. A lot of that is very human.
(33:25):
And I'm like, I think, if we're talking about aliens,
really need to open up our idea of what they
what their motivations are, what they're looking for, what they're
interested in, and how they would contact us and who
they would contact. Because getting involved in like our various
governments across the world for some hidden nefarious purpose that
can't be revealed to the public is very very human.
(33:49):
That's that's such a human idea to me, and I,
in my belief of aliens, I think that that's pretty outrageous.
I think that that makes that actually makes the universe
smaller to me to say, oh, there's all these other
species out there and they're running on the same level
we are, as like, that's kind of crazy, um, but
(34:09):
who knows, who knows? But I firmly believe that who
doesn't know. Simon parks, like on his own website, Okay,
we talked about his alien mother, this woman that believes
he was alien mother, and we're left the question, well,
what about his biological human mother. What's the deal with her?
(34:29):
Because also he was in her womb. He says, So
the alien visited him while he was in his biological
human mother's womb. So this I am your mother thing
must be very you know, um, it's just an idea.
It's conceptual. I am your I'm your alien mother. You know,
she's not saying I birthed you. So what about his mother? Well,
on his own website, Simon Parks dot org, Simon says
(34:52):
his human mother, Simon says. Simon says, that's how you
know it's true. Simon says his human mother worked for
m I five, which is the UK's domestic counterintelligence agency
and their security agency. But she was he says, quote
in reality, working for the n s A, which is
(35:13):
an American, right, the National Security Agency. Yeah, so I
guess they're the international security He also says that his
grandfather works for m I six, which is the James
Bond Agency, So studied that extensively. I understand the workings
of that. There's a woman named m in charge, although
recently a man has taken over Voldemort. Actually, oh god,
(35:38):
everything that's true is in the ministry um. But that
in working for m I six, his grandfather was in
reality working for the CIA, and everybody's working for the
United States. Simon says that his mother raised him herself
and never remarried, but he never mentions his biological father
in this. He says the between five in ninety nine,
(36:01):
his mother was working on secret documents that came out
of Berlin because there were UFOs that had crashed in
America and were sent to German scientists to be reverse
engineered so they could discover that technology. So you've got
American and German scientists working together, very common from that era.
You know Werner von Brawn and people like that. In
(36:22):
a lot of these conspiracy theories, the Germans had very
advanced technological capabilities because of all this crazy research that
you know, the Nazis were doing. And then there are
moving forward. There are some theories that Nazis are actually
living in a hollow Earth that come out of Antarctica,
and if you go into the hollow earth, you'll see
(36:42):
all their amazing technology that they're building to bring the
Third Reich back or something that they probably got from
reverse engineering these ufosos. Right, we should never have sent
them over there. Now. In nineteen seventy nine, she asked
to be released from this work. She didn't want to
be part of it anymore, and then she died in
(37:04):
quote suspicious circumstances, says Simon. He was nineteen at the time.
And after she died, he says that two thousand pounds
British pounds were putting an envelope and slid through his
door and it contained a message that read don't look
back Dick Whittington. And that's when he moved to London.
(37:26):
And Dick Whittington is this famous London folklore. I won't
spend all day telling you about. But it gave him
the idea to move to London. So I have to ask,
what about the wife because he's married with three kids, right, right,
But he's regularly going on these quarterly sexcapade. Right. It's
got a little on alien side piece and Shirley or
(37:48):
is she the side piece? Is his wife? No? Because
I mean it's just quarterly with the alien guess. So
I feel like it's a you know, every few months,
I go have a little Aliens. Yeah, He's like, hey, honey, Um,
I might be away for the weekend. Clock is in town,
and you know, she I'm just gonna go say hi.
I guess me and Zuka lack Lack Clock are gonna knock, knock, knock,
(38:10):
our boots knock knock. So anyway, what how did she
feel about all this? This sex cacnem is sex thing
whatever she's talking about. And his other kid also, I
guess he's got a whole other family going on, three
kids and then aliens. Nobody has alien kids this other one,
so I have, you know, got to wonder how how
Becky is feeling about all this? And apparently she she
(38:34):
did find out about it, and as the article said,
it was causing some strife in their marriage. She was
unhappy about it at first. But don't worry, he says,
quote the sex is not on a human level, so
I don't see it as wrong, does Becky? Though, Like
again I'm asking about Becky, Simon, you keep your mouth
(38:54):
shut for a second. Let Becky talk. Oh my god, yes, Um,
I just thought I was overhearing and I did want
to point out that, of course it's not on a
human level. It barely even counts. Yes, we don't do
the same things you do, and so it's very different. Uh,
it's just hand stuff, so it doesn't count. You know,
(39:16):
we only have eight fingers, so it's a lot different.
You know, it's actually we're kind of missing two digits. Look,
everybody has different needs and no one person can provide
all those needs for one other person. So we're just
doing we're just filling the gap. It's more than notional connection. Yes. Uh.
(39:37):
And also one of our fingers um vibrates. Yes, humans
don't have that. We certainly don't. Um. I kind of
do wish well, I guess I don't know. I'm curious,
like it would be useless in other situations. But so
you're saying that Becky needs to be okay with this
because this is a totally different thing. You can hear,
(39:59):
actually you but Becky should just coming the next time
and take it out very well. Oh yeah, Becky could
come along party. She's she has very conventional viewpoints about sex,
and we've been trying to open Becky's mind. Ozark, You
absolutely cannot mind control people. Into agreeing with you. That
(40:21):
is wrong. They're not agreeing with you. Really, why didn't
you let me put my fingers on your brain and not? No,
I'm not we're not doing that. We should probably go
to commercial because it's our form of mind control. Yeah,
so everyone, Uh, you know, why don't you guys take
us to commercial? Yes, and then if anyone, if any
(40:42):
listeners out there want to come take a ride on
our spaceship, you know what to do, like t gap shaped,
I'll get in the sky and wave your hands frantically.
We will be right there and we'll be right back. Well,
welcome back to the show everyone. We've cleared out all
the roof shingles and stuff again from the podcast bathroom. Well,
(41:07):
here's the thing, uh, including Ozark and gleep Globe, there
are multiple different races the aliens, Like we mentioned, Simon
Parks himself brings up four different kinds. And you've got
the feline species you know, with the wide hips and
the big boobs his cat queen and he's been having
sex with there's all aliens have boobs like oh I know, right,
(41:31):
just two boobs like us? Are they mammals? Okay? Like
other animals on Earth have more than two boobs, and
they have mostly nipples, not even boobs. So it's like,
why do we think aliens would have to two arms
ahead but only eight fingers. You know, it's not a
direct copy. But they evolved as a hybrid of our
(41:51):
humans and cats, so there's more reason for them to
have multiple nipples on the way down. Anyway, it's fine.
So there's four different races of aliens. You've got the
feline type. You've also got the grays, and these are
your X files aliens, the very typical Hollywood you know,
skinny gray aliens with the big eyes and the big
round heads and globos arc types. Yeah, these are these
(42:14):
are the aliens that abducted Betty and Barney Hill. Yeah again,
check that episode out if you want to hear about
the first ever alien abduction recorded up. And then you
also have the mantids. Now, these are the purple robes,
the big green heads that we talked about. Is he
said they were the most the aliens that visited him
the most. Simon says in an interview that the fourth
(42:37):
species of aliens are the Nordics, which are the reptilians. Now,
they are very strict about not being seen or recognized
because they know. Simon tells us that humans are so
very good at recording things, and they don't like to
be recorded. They never heard the Library of Alexander. They
(43:03):
I don't really understand this. They just don't like it. Um,
so they don't allow it. They have an agreement with
with human governments, with anyone in the know. The agreement
is that we don't get recorded, and those aliens themselves
are very protective of being seen, of being you know,
filmed or or photographed or anything like that. He says
that some ancient civilizations, the Sumarians, the Babylonians, he says,
(43:27):
the Mayans and the Aztecs might all have carvings where
you might get a glimpse of a Reptilian of a Nordic,
but that you really won't see them very much. He says,
it's much more likely that you're gonna see renditions of
the cat aliens in ancient Egyptian carvings, because the cats
don't care about being recorded. They're cool with it, but
(43:48):
they still won't come down and like be on camera
or introduce themselves to the public. I guess it's it's
very convoluted. It seems more like an explanation of why,
like a loose explanation of why we've seen some carvings
of cat people in alien in Egyptian culture, although that's
so dismissive of their actual fucking culture, you know, like that,
(44:10):
it wasn't aliens doing anything in ancient Egypt. It was
human beings, very skilled and imaginative human beings telling stories
that they themselves created gods and stuff. Yea again yeah,
talking about the Middle East and stuff. Yeah, Africa, yeah,
(44:32):
side and over our alien lovers out there. If you
say that aliens did these ancient things, what you're saying
is that early humans specifically who were people of color,
were not capable of it, that they were too primitive.
And that's demonstrably false. So it is, in fact pretty
racist to say that aliens built the pyramids and ship
(44:54):
like that. It's not true. Slaves built the pyramids perfectly, honest,
but but they were designed by human engineers who were
perfectly capable of pulling it off. But these reptilians are
so emphatic about not being seen, and they're so entrenched
in our governments that, in fact, when Simon was on
the This Morning Program, he said, I brought drawings of aliens,
(45:19):
of the Mantids and of the Nordics, and they were
going to use them as the backdrop while they interviewed me,
he says, but someone from very high up came down
and pointed at the Reptilian one and said, we can't
show that. So somewhere in the this British news program
(45:40):
there was there's an alien very high up in the
corporate ladder. He said, absolutely not. You are not allowed
to show her to PICTI in shan your news program,
guys like, we're gonna get so many views and so
much ratings off of this Simon Pox guys crazy, I
will just got a little missy child one second now,
Oh yes, so so sorry. The Nordics are the ones
(46:04):
getting their hands dirty, though it seems um they're apparently
advising Vladimir Putin, for example, in Parks said Putin had
been part of a group advised by reptiles h and
I have offered him technology on par with what they're
giving to America. So I guess they were giving us
(46:25):
like a lot of great ship for a while and
then they were like, now we'll give it to you
as well. Yeah, we're gonna give you each a little bit.
We just we just really like Earthen conflict. I guess
you just want all to fight for some reason. Yeah,
we're gonna we're gonna build our own little cold war here.
Maybe we're like they're gladiator battles entertainment for them. Maybe
it's just you know that whenever you kind of get
(46:47):
deep into the weeds of these conversations, you ask why
why is this happening? The answer is so generic. It's like, well,
they're running experiments, they're just observing what well, like like
a kid with who put two ants in a jar
and watched him fight, or some ship. And I'm like,
but why, that's not an answer, that's just that's just
(47:10):
a circumstance. That's not an explanation. Yeah. Apparently, when Putin
started putting pressure on the Ukraine, apparently was because the
Nordics told him he no longer has to tow the
American line, so they made the American line and then
told him don't worry about right. And apparently they the
Nordics don't mind Simon talking about them, because if they did,
(47:33):
quote clearly, they would have stopped me long before. Now, Okay,
look I got a question, and it's why, Simon, what
makes him so damn special? And he says, when he
was asked that on this morning, he said, I asked
them that myself. He says, quote, I don't consider myself
(47:53):
special or important. He says, he makes that very clear
on every interview he goes on that it's not about me.
I'm not special. And he said, the answer they gave
me is basically that Earth scientists trap a wild animal
and they put a tag on him, and they follow
that animal around and they follow that animal through generations.
They'll follow its herd and its family and just keep
(48:14):
tracking it. And he said, that's what they're doing with humans.
They they followed my soul through generations. He says. Still,
though farmers do that tag ship for a reason, there
is a purpose behind that, and they study them in
the wild. You know, scientists do that also with a
(48:34):
purpose to learn more about these These aliens have been
here since the dawn of humanity, So why are they tagging?
Like what what are they not getting well? And apparently
they're also like in charge of some things. It's like
why do you need to why do you to study
this labor secretary when you're already controlling all the world governments. Um,
(48:56):
you do better to just like hack into people's Facebook
and get data like that, because that's more useful. Maybe
they're studying our reaction to him, not really him, you know,
like they're like, we'll just we'll be totally honest with
one person and then just see how everybody else goes.
So they're like, oh, he's got sixty nine thousand people
who believe him in a world of seven billion people,
(49:20):
you know, maybe one billion of them have ever heard
of him. Huh. Like maybe there's something there, I guess.
But then what does that tell them? Because it doesn't
tell them how people would react to them. It tells
them how people react to a crazy sounding persons. And
they don't need a study to see how we react
(49:41):
to liars. We do it every day. I'll I'll make
it real simple for you, cat Queen, we believe them
or we don't. That that's how we deal with it.
But they took some viewer reactions in after this morning
interview and they were reading out like tweets they got
in response, and one person wrote in and said, why
is it that only people with an alien fixation ever?
(50:02):
Seemed to see them. I've never heard of anyone who
has no interest in them ever having an alien encounter.
Great question, absolutely solid gold. There where are my scullies? Yeah?
I need a scully to come in and be like, listen,
I thought this was bulga, but seriously, I talked to
a cat queen. We had a holographic sex. It was amazing.
(50:23):
I am in. Yeah, when you meet when you just
meet a molder every ten years and there's never a scully,
why are you going to believe these crazy people? What
if the sex is bad? Wouldn't that be sad? Oh?
I know, right, like holographic alien sex and you're like
it's about to be and then it's like, oh, that's
actually really kind of like they're like, oh yeah, yes,
(50:47):
give it to me, yes, yes, just like that, and
then Parison is just lying still like I what is
this supposed to be good? I don't even know where
that's supposed to go. I'm not sure what I'm to
do with you. If anything, I can't pronounce it. Lou
clock clock, can you just a little wait, just a
(51:10):
little bit, no, I think hang on, hang on that
back first, my back, We'll come back. Can we Oh? No,
you're not. Oh, I guess we'll try again in a
little while. How long do you need? I don't I
probably need a long time, long time. I'm sorry. Was
it good for you? No? No, really, we'll get better
(51:31):
with more observation, more observation. We don't know how to
bring the humans to orgasm, that's that's all. And they're like,
they do it to each other so easily. Well, it
depends some more easily. David Pacman, who has a podcast
(51:52):
and talked about this extensively, says that Parks claims that
there are plenty of people who have had the same experience,
but they're just not willing to talk about it because
it would destroy their careers for some reason. Meanwhile, he's
elected official while he's saying this, right, so, I'm like,
how we still got elected. He was out about this
(52:14):
before he was elected. He's very emphatic about that too.
He's like, people always knew it doesn't something I hid.
But also it would destroy your career apparently, So anyways,
holding a lot of weird ideas together. In his rain
he says, quote, one of the reasons I've come forward
is to give strength and confidence for others to come forward.
If one thousand people came forward on Monday and another
(52:37):
one thousand by Wednesday, the attitude from the media would
be very different. That was in I guess a thousand
people didn't come forward to say, we have not seen
two thousands or any number of people come forward and
say yeah, yeah, I've also had a cat queen come
to It's been eight years and I think it's still
just the one. Yeah, I think it is the one.
(53:00):
I guess we've come forward with our experience with the
Grays on this podcast. And he was asked many times
to step down from his counselor position because he did
come out about this while he was an elected official.
I mean again, he came out before, but he spoke
about it extensively in the news while he was an
elected official, and he always claimed that this is a
(53:21):
personal matter. It didn't seem to have any impact on
him fulfilling the duties of his job. In fact, a
local vicar in his area said, well, he brought interest
and merriment to a lot of people and did a
very good job as counselor merriment. It did bring merriment
people laughing at him, but he still do want a
good job still. The former mayor of Whitby said quote,
(53:45):
I don't think my real opinion of this is printapal.
So it's some people. I think a lot of other
officials in the town said, you're embarrassing us, like, even
if he does his job well this, we don't want
to be known for this and asked him to step down,
but he he but he did not until when his
(54:06):
workload got too heavy for him, right. David Pacman on
his show was like, so, this is kind of like
a person who believes in that the world is only
six thousand years old, but otherwise are great at everything
else where You're like, I maybe just that part we
just leave that out and do the rest because I
(54:26):
can probably find someone someone who's good at this job
who's not having sex with an alien cat queen. You know,
that's exactly right now. The aliens don't take him away.
He doesn't say abducted. He's very clear it's not an
abduction because he he says, yes, it's not a kidnapping
or whatever. They just take him. They just take him.
(54:46):
But they don't take him when he's busy. He said
they wouldn't take him during political meetings. That's so courteous
or during large gatherings of people. He doesn't They don't
want to disrupt or draw a lot of attention to themselves.
He even claims have been taken up with groups of
people in the past up into the ship. So a
little alien orgies are apparently happening from time to time
(55:07):
to Wow, they're getting down up there. But what's the
big question? Are they going to take over our aliens
gonna as to invade? Yeah, they're infestrating our governments, They're
studying us extensively, They're mating with us. What's the endgame here?
Are they trying to take over the world? Well, no,
(55:29):
apparently not. He says if they wanted to, they would
have done it in the Stone Age quote when all
we had with bows and arrows. Okay, well there you
have it. They're just fucking with us, apparently. But they're
giving us technology to take us away from bows and
arrows and get us better weapons. I guess bet or something.
(55:54):
Well why just permeates? Why is the big umbrella question here? No,
he's all about Q. But the letter I'm stuck on
it is why. Yeah. I mean this guy now is
very um Like we said, he really tapped into the
Q and on thing. He's doing these zoom meetings with dozens,
(56:14):
if not hundreds of people at a time where he
just answers their questions, rids them of their demonic possession
uh D programs their brains, um and uh. I can't
recommend that you get into it because frankly, I don't
support anything that he's doing and don't want his signal
boost his current behavior. It's pretty monstrous. But he is
(56:37):
one of these guys who in early January was like,
just you wait any day now Trump is going to
be president again, and I'll still wait, and I think
the new date is sometime in mid August, right, it
keeps changing, right, and was June or May, and then
now it's August. So we got alien orgies. Uh. This
(56:59):
guy is leaving with the cat queen apparently descended from
a manted sleeping with a cat queen, and also a
human woman who he has had now an alien baby
and human babies. So but the human babies must be
part manted because he's part manted, right, Well, but he's
not biologically I don't think part manted, Okay, So it
(57:21):
was just literally like like Mother Earth type mother yeah,
it's like when Chairman Mao was in charge of China,
he would send messages to everyone saying, I am your mother,
I am your father. There's no one more important than me.
It's just like that. And it's interesting that Chairman Mao
(57:42):
made that argument. Chairman he's using the same language. I'm
pretty sure Chairman Mao was a manted. I think he was,
or at least being run or advised by them like
Putin was, Like the American government is or the that's
the Nordics that do the advising. Yeah right, yeah, that's right.
The Nordics are doing that. So there's some kind of
hierarchy here where the Nordics are like telling people what
(58:06):
to do. The cat Queen is just here to have
big tits and fuck you I guess or whatever. The
Mantids are doing some mind stuff, and the Grays, we
don't know. They just show up to be in Hollywood films.
They're all about the fame they want. The Grays are like,
please put me on screen. The Hordics are like, I
(58:29):
hate fame. I'm going to go be a cobbler in Ireland.
Like Daniel day Lewis, Oh my god, you got we
just fixed the roof, you guys until exactly we need
the entrance. Yes, No, we just want to be in
Hollywood films. I've always had a big crush on Emily Blunt.
(58:49):
Michael one day is to work beside her. Im. Sorry,
you knew I have something in common, well, more than
one thing, more than one thing, very much, lots of
things in common. Um, so you guys are okay. Where
are you at with the mind control thing right now? Well? Yeah,
I can't ing to larn it so that we can
(59:09):
engage some representation. We are available. Is there any agency
looking for alien talent? I have a monologue and a
sixteen bar song ready at any time. I really always
wanted to make David Cavy, Yes, David Cavy. I really
liked Californication. He has poppy hair and I like that.
(59:32):
But however, we were grossly misrepresented in the film Evolution.
You cannot use celts in blue to kill aliens? Ridiculous?
That was That's another thing we have in common there? Uh,
those aren't because that's a that's a great cast. Uh
in a weird What about the water thing in that
(59:53):
Triamlon film? Signs? Yeah? Does that? You guys don't make water. No.
I love water. Water is life. Water is literally the
thing that gives life across the universe. It's the stupidest
concept in the world that water would be poisonous to
any life form. I can't express enough how stupid I'm
(01:00:16):
a concept that is not to mention your Earth's atmosphere
contains a lot of water. The air itself has quite
a bit of water and it has. Has Mr Shamalan
ever heard of humidity? I you know, I've That's definitely
(01:00:36):
a question. I would ask a questions. But I did
enjoy the one with the plants come to life. I
didn't see it. I think you're a little shop of horrors.
That's what I'm thinking of. Yes, no, little shop of horrors.
That wasn't That wasn't Shamalan. Yes, little shop is closer
to the true. We also like to dance and themes,
(01:00:56):
so I'm available for the Broadway and productions. We have
heard it has recently become easier to join SAG after
a quite a threat. Is this a lies decision? Look,
that's something that you and your manager agent should probably
talk about because it depends on location, right. A lot
of things go into that. Yeah, because you're going to
(01:01:19):
limit yourself to a degree. You know you're going to
open your opportunities, but you're going to limit yourself to exactly.
Not something I feel qualified to advise you on. But
good luck. I mean, speaking as someone who's working for
representation myself, good luck to you all four of us. Honestly,
if anybody out there uh is wants us to do
(01:01:40):
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without us, please, that'd be great. We'd really appreciate that.
I would love it if some success would drop into
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goal of world fame and global domination. And we let
star so more stars, more stars stars. Wow. Thanks guys. Yeah,
(01:02:48):
I mean, I guess you guys. If anybody knows stars,
it's the aliens. So true. I would love to meet
the star Idris Elba. Yes, we'd all to me as well.
But I'm all right, all right, we gotta help these
guys get out here, and you guys have to help
us fix the roof. Yeah, I look at vibrates. Wow.
(01:03:11):
Oh this is not helpful. All right? Thanks everyone, Thanks
for tuning into this spticulous. Yeah, this one was out there,
way out there, way way out there. We will we
will bring it. We will bring it back to earth
in the next episode. Yeah. I hope you enjoyed it.
Thanks as always for joining us. We appreciate you and
(01:03:31):
love you dearly bye bye, so long friends, it's time
to go. Thanks so listening to our show. Tell your
friends name's uncle Sindance to listen to a show ridiculous, Well, NaNs,
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