Are the Rumors True?

In episode two of Sauce on the Side, Gandhi talks to Lance Bass about life as a boy bander, who would have gotten them all canceled, and whether or not some of the rumors we've all heard are true... plus Scotty B from the Morning Show stops by and what starts off as a burn book quickly turns to debauchery. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Welcome back to Sauce on the Side. That's me. I'm
the sauce at Baby Hot Sauce. Also Gandhi from the
Elvis Durram Morning Show. I'm the co host, but I
spin off and now I have my own podcast. So
today we're going to talk to somebody that I think
everyone knows, Lance Bass.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I holy crap. That's all I can say is, holy crap.
I can't believe you got Lance Bass on your podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Were you a big boy band fan?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I was not. My sister was a Backshoe Boys fan, okay,
but you know she still went to all the n
SYNC concerts, so I think just you know, when you're
someone's younger brother and you have an older sister, she
would play so much boy band music there.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
So you know all of it.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, okay, all of it unfortunately.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Okay, but maybe we'll talk to him about all of
that because I'm sure he probably got sick of all
of it too. And now he's doing so much stuff
on his own, and he's still always going to be
linked to Lance Bass of in Sync formerly of in Sync,
Like do we just stop? When do we stop calling
him that?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
And he's done so much in his career, which is
fast to me, like to your point, Yes, he is
Lance Bass from n SYNC, but he's also Lance Pass
the astronaut, Lance Bass, the restauranteur, Lance Bass the podcaster, podcaster.
He's done so much for himself and it's so cool
to see how he's made that a business.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I feel like, should I ask himself about Britney Spears.
Clearly that made answer uncomfortable. We're going for it, but
I feel like he's he's here, Let's bring him in.
He's awesome, Lance Bassy. So welcome Lance Bass. Which, Hello, Lance,

(01:41):
how are you? I got a bio for you, as
I know you know you guys send out the bios.
Your title is the longest title I think I've ever seen.
Lance Bass, musician, host, actor, producer, writer, entrepreneur, philanthropist and
now daddy maybe daddy to others before you have children.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
I can get it.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Well, that was a zaddy say, that is a long
list of things you're doing a lot.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
I did not write that, by the way, so I
don't do my own bios. But yeah, I mean I'm
a busy boy.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
I guess if you're writing your own bio, what would
it say?

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Uh, entertainer. Dad. Okay, they're gonna just covers everything that's
happening in my life.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I'll talk to my people. Thank you, thank You're welcome.
All right, So you are doing a whole lot of things.
Let's start with the big, big one everyone's talking about
right now, Trolls band together.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Oh. It's just exciting that we can actually talk about
it now because I mean literally, when we started this
project was back in April, and then the strike happened
in June. We're like, wait, we can't even mention the
movie or the song. So you know, it was disappointing
for sure, but you know we were definitely you know,
supporting the sack strike. But now that we can talk

(02:47):
about it, it's been amazing.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I mean, I know when we debuted the song, the
response we got was outrageous. I mean, it was almost
like a K pop boy band right now. It was crazy,
just people being so excited, like.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Holy shit, you know, it's we haven't recorded in twenty
three years, so you know, the fans deaf. I think
Taylor Swift kind of ignited this kind of craziness behind it,
and a lot of people didn't even think that we
were going to be releasing a song. Oh I didn't
be because we you know, we couldn't talk about it,
so I said. The VMA's were like, Hi, we're here
for a reason, but we can't tell you. But then

(03:19):
when we finally were able to release the song, I
was just so happy to be able to hear a
song on the radio again.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
What was that phone call?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Like, it was literally I just landed in Nashville because
I was about I was looking at how it was
moving to Nashville and I get right out of the
airport and justin calls He's like, hey, I want to
get the band back together for this this Trolls movie.
Like oh my god, like literally looking at a house
to move. So I said, okay, yeah, I'll be there.
So went back to LA and got right back in

(03:48):
the studio.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
How long did it take start to finish.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Oh my god, for the song, Yeah, like literally lesson
a day and done. Yeah, we were I mean we
were in the studio all day just because we were
We revert to being sixteen years old and being stupid.
But yeah, I mean it's like no day had passed. So,
I mean we were exactly the same in the studio.
Things go very quickly with us, and yeah, it was fun.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
So can I put to bed a rumor that people
were tossing around?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh okay, it's not bad. Okay.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
A lot of people were saying, oh, this just happened coincidentally,
because now that this Brittany stuff is going on in
Justin's catching bad price, they're trying to divert. But you're
saying this started in April. Yeah, so obviously that's not
the truth. Definitely not the truth.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, a movie like this and a soundtrack like this
is definitely planned a long time before it comes out.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
You can't just pivot right into it.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
H Yeah. Yeah, so yes, I'm gonna have to put
that rumor to rest.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Thanks for doing that here, because we've been debating back
and forth. I'm like, no way, it had to have
happened way long before you. But I'm very excited for you. Guys.
Did it feel good to be back together?

Speaker 3 (04:46):
It was great. You know. The thing is, we've all
been so close, you know, the last twenty three years
of not making music, So it wasn't weird to be like, oh,
I wonder if we're going to get along. It's you know,
we know, we get along. We all love each other
and talk to each other weekly. So getting back in
the studio, it is just it was just so natural.
It just felt right.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
I know you've been asked this a million times, someone
to do it again a million and one. Is there
a chance that we're going to see you guys out
doing something together in the future.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
There's definitely a chance. You know. I would not have
said that a year ago, because for the last few
years I'm kind of like, all right, guys, it's probably
not gonna happen, all right, But now I do see
a future. You know, we're we're finally discussing options and
what this might look like. You know, all of us
have such different lives right now, and we're so busy

(05:34):
in our own you know, ventures, and of course justin
you know, he's super busy soloist himself. So figuring out
what that looks like and when we can do it
is gonna, you know, take us a little while. But yeah,
if I were a betting man, I would hope to
I would say that we might be doing something in
the future.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Are you a betting man?

Speaker 3 (05:54):
I am a betting man. Well, I lived in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
I love that you've lived everywhere. Vegas, We're else.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Germany, Russia, Orlando, I'm all over the place.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Can we talk about your time in Russia because you
were there for a very specific reason. Yes, you're training
to go into outer space.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yes, what happened.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
It's it's a very interesting story. When Hollywood gets involved
with a with space exploration, it is just it's a
little different, a.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Little terrifying, to be honest. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah, So I went over to Russia really with CBS
because I was going to be hosting one a game
show for them where the winner goes to space, and
that was right after Dennis Tito went the first you know,
space tours, and they're like, okay, well the host needs
to have gone to space, so it's even more exciting.
So they put me into training to be the youngest
person to ever go to space. But then halfway through

(06:47):
the deal fell through with Russia and Hollywood, and then
MTV took it over for a documentary and then MTV
forgot to take insurance out on the production, and without insurance,
you can't air it or have the production. But then
people don't. They don't ensure astronauts, so I wonder why. Yeah,
so a week before my launch, I had already finished
training and everything, and I was about to go to

(07:07):
Baikonora where we launch. And a week before my launch,
my mission was scrapped.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Were you disappointed or were you no?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
I was. My mom was happy, Yeah, I bet, but
of course I was disappointed. I did so many mock missions.
I felt like, you know, I'd done it, but you know,
I wanted to go to the ISS. I wanted to,
you know, stay there for ten days and do my
experiments that I've been working on for months. And uh,
you know my closers on the SS right now, you
know it went up before me. And really yeah, a
friend of mine who's an astronaut found my jumpsuit. He

(07:39):
reached my name tag off and floated it in front
of Earth. He's like, look what I found.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
I was like, what is training like to go out
into outer space? I'm asking this because that has been
one of my dreams forever. But apparently I'm too short
to be able to do this.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
No, no, not tumore be too tall. Yeah, like I
was too tall. Actually, it's all about your torso, and
my torso was too long, so they made me wear
the suit that kind of shrink.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Shoot you to go in like a hunchback.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah, you're kind of a hunchback because in space you grow,
so you can create taller.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
So what's the training, like, what do you do?

Speaker 3 (08:09):
It is intense, I mean, one, you have to it's
all in Russian, which is fun.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
You speak a little Russian.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Uh, yeah, sounded right to me. So most of it is,
uh is training for emergencies. Like emergency training is like
you're number one, but you have to know every makeup
of the soyas the rocket, every nutting you know, I mean,
all the oxygen because I was in charge of oxygen
on the spacecraft.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
My god, no big deal.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah, so you know you have to know how to
calculate how much air you have in certain situations. But
again it's like, oh, if this emergency happens here, what
do you do? Okay, at ten minutes and thirty seconds,
if this emergency happens, what do you do here? So
it's just constantly like okay, just survival.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Training that sounds intense and very stressful and like something
I would still have wild dreams about.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, I have a little PTSD from training.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I bet do you still want to go?

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Of course?

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Now that there's all this you know, space tourism.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, and I've been asked to go with all these
you know, different companies that are doing great. I'm so
glad that we're privatizing space because it's gonna you know,
it's gonna leap us forward, because if we rely on
the government, it's not gonna happen so much red tape.
But you know, I I've been asked to go many times,
but I don't really care to go up and come
back down. I really want to go live on you know,

(09:21):
International Space Station, do my experiments and you know, use
my my cosmonaut degree.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
What are the odds of that actually happening? Do you think?

Speaker 3 (09:30):
I mean it, I mean it could happen. You know,
it's getting easier every day, obviously, when all these billionaires
stop going and it becomes more affordable for people to
send me up. I think it would be great, but
it'll be it would have to be a you know,
a medical company or someone like that that actually chooses
an astronaut to go and do their experiments for them.
So hopefully one day, Pfizer, if you're listening, you can

(09:51):
send me up to the ISS and I will finish
your experiments excellent.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Now do you feel the same way about deep sea tourism,
the you know, the submersibles that go away down there.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
And that look I don't have. I mean, I would
love to do it just because I think it would
be fun. But it's definitely not high on my bucket lists.
You know. I think it'll get a little less dangerous. Uh,
the more that we you know, we attempt.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
To do it.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
But I think, yeah, to be able to see you know,
the remaining Titanic, you know, uh, in person, I think
it's just it's a fun thing to say, like, yeah,
I saw that at the bottom of the ocean.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
I would love to do deep sea just because I'm
convinced that there's stuff down there that none of us
have ever seen before. We know that, you know, Like
I know there are aliens in outer space, but there
are definitely aliens in that water that we've never seen.
There's something happening.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
It's insane how much of the ocean we have not touched.
It is bizarre and it's scary because we can't we
can't get down to certain places, So like, what is there?
What is that?

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Because it can't be nothing there cannot be nothing down there.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Definitely something down there, Definitely something something is brewing.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I feel like exact same way, so you know, the
stuff they don't teach you in science class. They teach
you just about the ocean and the parts that you get,
the light and all of that, and then you grow
up and you learn all of these things about animals
that don't need that light to survive. They don't need
any type of oxygen. They survive on sulfur fumes, and
they move in this completely different way. And I just think,
how can we think about anything else besides what the

(11:19):
hell is down there? That's all I want to know.
So I know, yeah, if it happens.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
That evolution, I mean, it all came from the ocean.
So it's like our ancestors are deep down in there.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Is there a lost city of Atlantis? Like there's something down.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
There there amazing.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
I'd love to find.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
One day, we might discover a time capsule down there
that're like, oh, yeah, from two billion years ago. Then
you know, an asteroid came and destroyed the Earth. But
it was like this advanced civilization where we had flying
cars and everything two billion years ago, but then an
asteroid destroys the earth and then we have to start
over again.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
See, these are the conversations I like to have because
it's like a smoke, one eat, a mush and whatever
it is, expand your mind and think about all of
these different things. We were talking to Neil de grass
Tyson not too long ago, and he talked about the
fact that, you know, we talk about time travel in space,
you know, in light years, and how far away that
actually is and how could we ever get there? You
can't with the life span of a human being. But

(12:13):
if there were a generational ship that people just kept
having babies and it kept going on, then maybe one
day we would actually be able to discover all these
things light years away. And then he blew my mind
with what if Earth is that generational ship and we
are traveling through space and time and we are the
ones that are trying to find all these other things
out there. And that's all I can think about now too.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
And it's true, he's dead on we are that civilization
that is going to figure it out. I just I
feel like we're still a little too conservative in our
you know, and trying to reach what we need to reach.
But yeah, I mean I think it's very important. Who
knows how long? I mean, obviously Earth is finite. We
won't be here forever as humans, so we do need

(12:54):
to start thinking about like how are we going to
get somewhere else and building those the huge internationals base
stations of you know, civilization where yes, everyone's having babies,
and it's just it's a floating earth, you know, or
we are we are floating. Hasn't been like another you know, uh,
you know where you can actually like choose your own
course in space. It's Star Trek and I think it's incredible.

(13:16):
But that's obviously where we're going to have to go,
and that's what I think we're making those baby steps now.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
I just find it all so fascinating and I love
that you are part of this and that you know
what the training is like and in an emergency situation,
lance Pass is going to be able to fix our
oxygen and get.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Us all the oxygen. I got you covered wild.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
So of all the guys in n Sync, it seems
like you are the one well former would I what
I say formally not anymore now because yeah you're back right.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Okay, no more former en Sync member.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
I just want to make sure we get it right.
So of all of the guys, you seem to have
done the most, like the most diverse stuff with your
life since then, what's the transition been like going from
boy bander, massively famous to now venturing out? Not now,
but you know, at one point venturing out on your own.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
You know, it's scary, you know, because you're known so
much for being one thing. And even today, I'm forty
four years old, and people, you know, if I go
into you know, a casting or something like, ah, you know,
we like you, but like we still see us that
eighteen year old in sync guy. You know, it's hard
to get past what people know you for. Do you no,
it does it? It used to, especially like twenty years

(14:20):
ago when I was trying to figure out, like, okay,
where do I parlay into it? Because I didn't like
the music industry anymore. I love television, film, and I
love writing and producing, but I also love acting and
being in front of the camera. But it was hard
to see like where I belonged in the business. So
it took me a while to figure out what made
me happy what everyone else was happy with. But I
have so many interests that I I'm kind of all

(14:43):
over the place. If it's space, if it's you know, TV,
you know whatever, owning restaurants and clubs. I'm kind of
all over the place. I'm very I am mister add.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
That seems to work out well for you though. Yeah,
So at this point when you think about what it
is that makes you happy, what.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Is that right now? My kids?

Speaker 1 (15:01):
How old are they?

Speaker 3 (15:02):
They're too just turned two in October. And it really
has been the best thing ever. You know, I've loved
my life, but I was so selfish, you know, it's
just all about me forever. But now it's not about
me anymore. And I love that.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Social media is insane. It has changed, as you know,
the face of everything. When you look back, are you
happy or sad that it wasn't around the way it
is now when you guys were just on top of
the world.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
I am fifty to fifty with social media. The reason
that I'm glad we didn't have it is because we
were just dumb teenagers and we would have been canceled
in two seconds. I mean, Joey would have said something
that would have just Joey's the one. He has no filter. Okay,
so that you know, and and of course the camera
phone where you know, if you're at a bar, you know,

(15:59):
and you're having a good time again at like nineteen
twenty years old, oh yeah, and you know, people were
taking pictures and videos of you. Again that could have
gotten you canceled. But on the other hand, it would
have been nice to be able to get to your
fans immediately. It was so tiring for us because you'd
have to go to every single market just for people
to know you had a song and to get on
the radio right now you just kind of go, oh,

(16:20):
I have a song out today. Boop. It would have
given us a little more sleep if we had social media, definitely.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
But I also think that social media and that exact
aspect of it that you're talking about, has made things
so much more disposable because it's just it's there and
then it's gone, and it's onto the next one to the.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Next one's gone.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, just constantly, you know, somebody has this giant moment
and then all of a sudden, that moment is just
trumped by somebody else's, you know, puking at a football
game or.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Whatever it is, and it's and everyone is so segmented
now so it's, uh, you know, everyone, there's so many platforms.
So if you're a fan of this, you know, indie
band over here, this group over here, won't even know
they exist, right, because it's all just on the platforms
you look at, and the art just really just tailor
it to those fans, which in a way is a
good thing. But there's no you know, back in our day,

(17:08):
you were told what to kind of like, I mean,
trl like, these are the ten songs you have to like.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
This week because everyone else like them, from like Corn.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
To Destiney's Child. Like Okay, I guess I like hard
rock and I like Destiny's Child and pop yes, perfect.
But you know you were kind of like forced, like
this is all you get.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
It's fascinating the way that it works, and you see,
you know, like somebody blows up on TikTok and all
of a sudden, the record label's here trying to push it,
and I'm like, really, this is interesting, and I get
it because there are so many jillions of people that
are watching it and consuming it. But I don't know
which way was better. But I'm glad that you guys
didn't have to deal with all of the cameras. Well,
you did have the cameras in your faces constantly, yeah,
but not the oh my god, I just made a

(17:44):
mistake at a bar and now it's everywhere.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Yeah. And then that's why I think this young generation
doesn't even they don't go out that much, you know,
to bars. I mean, that's what I'm seeing. Uh, And
I think it's because they're just like I don't. I
don't even want to tempt anyone to take a picture
of me or a video of me just having fun
or when some stupid we you know, growing up, you're
supposed to do stupid stuff, you know, and you're not
supposed to be canceled for it.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Any stupid stuff that you now can talk about that
you did when you were younger that you're like, oh,
hell yeah, I'm so glad that wasn't there.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
I mean, nothing crazy. I mean, we didn't have time
to get into too much trouble. But you know, we
we loved going to the club. We loved to getting
on the dance floor, and I loved my Jack Daniels
so back in the day. I mean, because I'm from Mississippi,
so you know, you start early. Uh, so you know,
my drink of choice was Jack. But it was weird
because it made me very emotional. And this is why

(18:33):
I'm so glad there's no social media, you know. So
you were ein gonna. I was either gonna like cry,
kiss you or punch you. There was like no cancelable, yeah,
all very cancelable. So I stopped that, you know, very quick.
I'm like, okay that this is not this is not good.
But yeah, so yeah, there were many nights where you
would you would either see me like just very sad

(18:55):
or picking a fight with someone.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
That is what sorority girls are still like today. You're
a trailblazer, all right. Well, you also have your own podcast,
speaking of Things in the nineties that is really about throwbacks.
How's that going.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
It's been so fun. You know, we've been doing it
for almost a year now, and you know, iHeart came
to me and said, hey, we really want to do
because I've been doing radio and podcasts for twenty years now,
and like, we really want you to bring back a podcast,
you know, dealing with boy band members and really catching

(19:31):
up with all those like individually, all these members. I'm like, well,
that's interesting because I love a good just deep in
depth interview. So and I was like, man, I've always
wanted to use the title Frosted Tips because I think
that's just just just a genius title.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
So yeah, So we did that and started just interviewing
all these individual members of all these iconic groups, and
it's been so fun hearing their stories, hearing the similarities
between everyone. I mean, everyone has such similar stories. One
everyone's been screwed by their manager, and not in the
fun way. It's just uh so, I mean it's it's

(20:07):
all we all kind of grow together, and we've now
created this family.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
So all those boy bands who were the craziest.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
I mean, there's some crazy ones out there. I mean
we were we were pretty insane because we had Chris Kirkpatrick.
Uh you know, he was the crazy one. But I see,
but the ones that really partied that I remember was
that group five.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Fine ye oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Slam Dunk the Funk or Baby Wind.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
The Lights good well, I remember that.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yeah. So yeah, but they're you know, they were British,
so you know, they they knew how to drink. They
were way better drinkers than we were. I love that.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
So you're having a good time with the podcast yeah,
and being a dad and just life in general. Things
are good.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Life is good, Life is really good. And you know,
the little bonus of all this instinct stuff happening this year,
which I had no idea was gonna happen. I had
no idea twenty twenty three was gonna be this special
that it has been incredible.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
So again, it was not a conspiracy to divert from
all the things happening with Britney Spears and Justine Tiberlake.
Definitely it was planned ahead of time. Has that that
whole thing been wild for you to watch? Do you
have so much you want to say?

Speaker 3 (21:11):
I mean, yeah, I mean I have a lot to say,
of course, but you know, I've learned not to say
anything because you can't. You can't explain to people what
really is happening.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
You know.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
It's like, look, yes, I'm on the inside, like Brittany's
my cousin, Like we we talk, you know, we're friends,
So so I know I know what's going on, and
and I think that the public has a lot of
it wrong, a lot of it wrong. But no one
can explain that, and no one's going to listen to
it either, So peoplere gonna believe what they want to believe.
But you know, I I love her and I support

(21:45):
everything that you know she does because you know she's been.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Through a lot.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Absolutely, and yeah she will she will always be my girl.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
We talk about what a double edged sword that parasocial
relationship is all the time, where if you're doing your
job the right way, people feel like they know you
and that they have a say in your life and
everything that they do that you do. But at the
same time, people think they know you and they have
a say and everything that's true.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
And I mean my whole career. I mean, anything I
read about myself, it's never one hundred percent trough right,
you know. Sometimes they're like, well they got eighty percent
of that, and then sometimes like none of that is
true at all. But if it's written, it's believed. That's
you know, and especially headlines. I mean, you read any
headline and it is completely not what is actually in
the story, which I think should be illegal.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Absolutely, we have to figure this.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
I mean, it's it's great so I can people get
you know, this kind of mob mentality of it's like, oh,
what the rock hates this person? No, he didn't say that.
It was a quote in a movie that he said, like, oh,
but now now the rock is canceled, So yeah, it's
a what do they always say, It's like believe half
of what you see and none of what you read

(22:49):
or something like that.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
That sounds about right to me.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Yeah, it's uh, and it is true.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
You have something next on the horizon.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
A lot well now, I mean COVID and the strike
definitely delayed so many of my projects, but they're now
finally back on track. So we have lots of great
film and television coming out next year, which I'm super
excited about. One which is really great. This is my
favorite that we're about to start filming next year called Sketch,
and it's I'm a horror freak, like that's my genre.

(23:17):
Love horror film, he said, horror. Horror, by the way, horror. Yes,
my Southern accent comes out a little bit, but it's
it's the first time there's ever gonna be it's kind
of it has that Roger Rabbit feel where it's half
animation and half you know, real, but it is a
horror film and the lead, the serial killer lead character
is a cartoon so to be the first time you

(23:38):
see cartoons just slashing people up.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
This is thrilling and my co host Danielle is going
to be all about this because I think those are
her two favorite things just put together, So that will
be wonderful. I can't wait to see that. Are you
gonna come back and talk to us about it when
it's ready to go?

Speaker 3 (23:52):
To believe it's perfect? And my Hulu show, which you're
going to love to what's the Hulu show?

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Well, can't say the name of it. Yeah, but it's
about the life of Loup Roman. Uh So anyone that
watched my documentary will know who Lou Proman is. And
because of that doc Wholu wanted to do a serious
a series on it and it is incredible. And the
person playing Luke Proman is just genius, absolute genius. So
I see Emmys and Golden Globes coming for him like

(24:18):
no other.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Okay, So on that note, and then I promise I
will let you go. When you see boy banders coming
up now, or you see you know, like the K
pop groups, do you look at them and just think
I have so much I want to tell you so
much wisdom to impart. Do you ever reach out to them, like, hey,
just a heads up.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Yeah, I don't reach out, but when I do run
into the And this started back when Otown came around,
because when Otown, you know started, we had just gone
through a crazy lawsuit with Loup p Roman and all
I wanted to do was just like get to them
because again there was before texting, so you couldn't really
text it actually person. So you know, I did sit

(24:52):
them down and tell them like all the warnings you
know that I saw. I have not been able to
talk to any of the you know, K pop groups
or anything like that. I hope that they're they have
good deals. I doubt it, but yeah, but I'm hoping
they got more protected than we did. But I feel
like a big brother to all those groups out there,
and and I am because of that and to kind

(25:13):
of rectify what Lou Prolman did to us and Backstreet
and other people. I'm producing a show next year where
we're developing the next great American boy band, because one
I want to give the gift of like a great
deal and you know, and like they they own their own,
you know, their music, and they control their own you

(25:33):
know destiny. Uh So we're doing the show with some
iconic boy band members of trying to create the next
great American boy band, because let's face it, America doesn't
have a boy band right now. That is, you know,
doing the BTS thing. It was always England versus America,
right everyone would take the crown, take that hazard. Backstreet
has it, But now K Pop has the crown, and

(25:53):
they've had it for a long time, so we have
to get that crown back. So I'm going to develop
this band so we can kick some button next year.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Sounds like it's gonna be a good time, and hopefully
we'll see a lot of you, because you're gonna come
back and talk about all these.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Things every time I'm back in New York.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Excellent, Thank you, and I really appreciate you taking some
time to hang out with me today. I just think
you're fascinating and wonderful and I hope that you kick
all the ass. So Lance was pretty awesome.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Space Slance Fast in Space.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
He seems like one of those people that you could
truly smoke a joint with or like pop a couple
of mushrooms and just have a really interesting conversation. He
doesn't take himself really seriously, and he seems open to
just like, yeah, let's talk about stuff.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
I did not know he had such a thick Mississippi accent, like.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
I saying horror films.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
Yeah, I like horror films.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
That's born up, sir.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
I never knew he had such like a thick accent
until now. He is fascinating.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
He wasn't ever super talkative. I guess back then, I
don't remember.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
Yeah, I guess you have yours and your JT's not
your LB's.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
And according to him, Chris was the crazy one. I know,
Joey was the one that would have gotten them canceled.
I appreciate all of that information. Same, Who do you
think on our show would get canceled?

Speaker 5 (27:11):
First, I'm gonna know what's scary.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
I'm gonna know what Scotty?

Speaker 5 (27:15):
Yeah, oh yeah, I forgot Scotty was choice.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Yeah, definitely Scotty, for sure. Scotty first. AnyWho, back to
what we were talking about. So we decided we were
going to start a little segment called burn book. All right,
so shall we talk about Do you see Scotty behind you?
Oh my god, what is he doing? Are we recording? Yeah?
You want to come in here? Oh he's yelling through
a soundproof room. What a dope, Scotty bee everybody.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Alright, he could join us for the burn Book? Yes,
why not?

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Come on in, Scotty, we are you want to be
part of the podcast? Yeah, well no, not that one.
That mic never works. Why don't you sit right there
at the tip. Hold on, let me go on the
board and turn this on.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
So Scotty Gandhi on her podcast has a segment called
the burn Book.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Yes, I heard all about it.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
If you're not on Mike yet because the MIC's not on, yeah,
learn about radio or podcasting.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Yes, I've heard all about it. Anyway, I listened to
the podcast. I enjoyed it great.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
So yeah, we're gonna do the burn Book man.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Okay, wait, do you have anything that's currently pissing you off?
Because these are always great. You never know what's going
on with Scotty.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
The only thing I have this pissing me off right
now is all you guys that I work with. Why
that you're just trying to deter me from doing anything
in my world?

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yes, let's talk about that. So we're in your burn book.
We're we're in my burn Book. I'll let Scotty be
a guest editor today. Okay, why are we pissing you off? Scott?

Speaker 4 (28:39):
Because every time I like a girl, you guys are like, Nope,
not good enough for you, Nope, we don't like her, Nope,
don't text her, Nope, Stop being so desperate? Nope. Like,
why can't I do that?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
How you hear our voices in your head?

Speaker 4 (28:55):
That's how I hear it, Andrew?

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Do you think any of us sound like that when
we're talking to him?

Speaker 2 (28:59):
No? I do you think maybe you're I can't even
use the term because I know you hate the terms.
But do you think maybe you're love bombing a little bit?

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Is that some therapy? Bullshit? I don't want to hear
these words.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
And it's not bullshit. That's a real thing.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Okay, why because someone got paid to say it? Please,
here we go.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
I reject therapy. I reject hell, but I don't reject it.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
I talked to it. Dude. You saw he canceled on
me today, but it's canceled on you. Yeah, he's got
Jerry duty.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Scott's walking on thin ice.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
No, but I just please. They make up these words
and people are like, yeah, gas lighting, it's please, that
never was.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
That's real. Gaslighting is a real.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
It's never a thing until therapy.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
I think I think people use the term gas lighting
when they shouldn't be using it. But I think it
also is a really real thing. I know. I mean
if you are arguing with someone, like, say you and
I are arguing and I call you a fucker and
you're like, oh my god, it really hurt. You just
called me a fucker, and I'm sitting there saying, no,
I didn't, that never happened. That is absolutely gasling.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
Didn't you say you're a liar? Why do you got
to use a dumb word?

Speaker 1 (29:54):
You can say you're a liar.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
I like that better, but it's the same.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
He hates synonyms, hates burn book synonyms, therapy speak.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
I was trying to help him, all of us.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
No, you guys are not trying to help me. You're
just trying to get in my head and deter me
from things that you don't want me to do.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
So what you're saying is they're trying to sabotage you.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Yeah. I remember when I wanted to get that girl
flowers and you're like, no, don't get her flowers. She'll
think you're coming on too strong and she'll run away.
I didn't get her flowers.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
She ran away anyway for a completely different reason.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Okay, and what was the reason.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
I don't want to talk about this?

Speaker 2 (30:24):
This is what he does. I know.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Dies what an audio dictys. No, just you guys really
fucked up my life, and I want to talk about
how much I hate you for fucking up my life,
but I won't talk about it.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Look, you're the girl with the cast.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Tell him about the girl in the cast.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Don't talk about it. No, no, no, I'm fine.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
One of Andrew's biggest pet peas that I'm sure he
would like to put in the burn book is that
he hates when people post from a hospital and have
like a hospital bracelet or a cast and they're like,
send me thoughts and prayers. I'm not ready to talk
about this yet. Well then why the fuck are you
posting it?

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Why can I tell you the picture of me in
the hospital bed that time?

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Yeah, the tummy ache, noche.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
They wouldn't give me an IV if it was just
a tummy ache.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yeah, no, no, no, they give you ivs immediately for like everything.
You must be dehydrated stick them.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah not Scott though, No. I was My favorite was
the caption underneath it, But you feel savvy now you do.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
I was having a heart attack a group picture you.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Sent to all of us, wasn't it? Or was like
you me and Josh because he said that we physically
assaulted him or some shit to.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
The hospital so many times I've lost count. So it's whatever.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
This is getting so far off track, I love it.
Can we talk about all of the reasons that you
think people have done horrible things to you? Like you
think I destroyed your optic nerve?

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Yes, you guys mess with me constantly.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Right, Okay, what did I do to fuck up your
whole optic nerve?

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Well?

Speaker 4 (31:42):
First of all, you guys scare me. And when you
scare me, I jerk. And when I jerk sometimes I
get my neck thrown out. My back hurts. You guys
do things that physically harm me when you scare me.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
So dainty.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
You are the one that throws projectiles at people. So
if anywhere right, I've gotten a pen launched at me.
You broke an entire Mac computer not a purpose.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Oh, absolutely to grab and pull.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
He threw a sandwich that nearly hit Elvis's head the
other day.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
By the way, Can I just can I interject real quick, yeah,
because I was. I just was sitting on the toilet
and I was going through Instagram and I noticed that
you liked something. I wonder if that's why it popped
up on my thing because I don't follow it. Is
it the compilation of the guy scaring the shit out
of his wife for like ten years. First of all,
the part I like about the best is she peas
in her pants all the time. I think that's very funny.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
And her face.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
You can destroy someone's day. But you guys have all
of this on me. Why don't you put a compilation together?
Like you'll get a million views on it. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
I love that we're in his burm book because of
all the harm we do to him. And then in
the same breath he's like, I hope you don't make
a video about it.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
No, I said, you should know it. Botherows that it
bothers the hell out of me, but you know what,
you have it, you might as well use it.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
That is the hell out of me.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Don't post it, please, you should be bucks. That's my
favorite idiots.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Don't post it.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Oh, while we have you in this note, Andrew, will
you do your impression of Scotty whenever I'll this is around.
Oh wait, wait, I have to give this a little background.
We've talked about it before on the fifteen Minute Morning Show.
But Scotty has the ability to deep throat a banana
with zero gag reflex. We're not sure where it came from.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
I don't you discovered it. I don't either, but I
know you can do it.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yeah, and he's trying to teach us all how to
do it, which is a totally different story. And he
waits for Elvis to look at him and then deep
shit out of the banana. And Andrew's impression of him
doing it is look over. This is a nice long bit.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Okay, it would be hilarious. Although I don't choke, so
that is not me.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Posty, don't tag me. This is getting so fun. I'm
glad the serial killers are in here trying to serial
kill each other. This is great.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
By the time this is launch, we could say we
were award nominated podcast.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Yes, when do you find out if you win?

Speaker 4 (33:56):
So Andrew to go to Austin and because that's where
the award shows.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
So exciting guys.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Live stream and so you'll be able to watch us
on the live stream.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
I really think that it should just be a big
party and a lot of people should come. We should
make it a weekend in Austin. It'd be a lot
of fun.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
I will absolutely go and support you guys.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
He says this, and then he'd be like, Okay, Scottye,
I played this party. And he'd be like, no, no, no,
we shouldn't.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
We never said a free party.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
We shouldn't. We shouldn't charge people.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
To try to make it a Serial Killers meet up,
because that's not what this is about. You gotta charge
people to come see us as just be a meet
up and hang out. Come hang out at the bar,
let's drink. I didn't even think of that, and I
think that's that's a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
This is turning into so much more than I ever hoped.
And I would like to maybe just do an episode
with the two of you. I told you what I
want to do, right. I want to know not everybody.
I want to do podcast episodes with the people on
the show who don't have a specified segment, because I
think that the listeners don't know them as well. But
those are some of my favorite people. I mean, it's
Andrew Diamond, you, Josh Deanna, I would like to sit

(34:55):
down and do an episode of a podcast with you.
Would you do that?

Speaker 4 (34:57):
Absolutely? I would, because you dragged crazy out of me.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
I do not.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
I'm not normally this nuts. I just like you know,
you people around here suck it out, all of you,
all all of you like I'm a pretty down to
earth regular dude that I'm not that gaslight. I'm not
that much of a lunatic, you know. But you guys,
it's like.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
No, because lunatics don't take pictures from their hospital beds
and say, hope you don't regret this.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
By flicking the back of my neck, that's right, you
hit me hard in the back of the next Some
times my hands are so small and felt the vibrations
go into my eyes.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Just like every time we eat breakfast, this man talks
about how he's going to shut himself immediately every breakfast,
it doesn't matter what it is. He takes a bite,
he's like, oh.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
That's I'm being gasolt now, because I've never said that.
I remember saying, oh, I'm going to ship after I
eat these eggs. I've never said that my time is
five am.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Food that is false in every food the bread is.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
It's gross, but it doesn't mean I'm to shit immediately. Turkey,
what are you talking about you?

Speaker 1 (35:54):
We're talking about you.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
That is not true at all, and you don't listening. Hey,
ready for a defamation suit because not paint me in
that light? That is not true. First of all, there
are these cameras on are no good? That's not truly good?

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Because don't make me laugh.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
I'm congested, I'll choke. Yeah, go ahead. Wait are you
ready for a defamation suit? Go on, Brittany?

Speaker 2 (36:15):
No, wait, so question. Yeah. So Scotty is putting all
of us in his burn book? Is our burn book
or your burn book? Putting Scotty in yours?

Speaker 4 (36:26):
What have I done to you?

Speaker 2 (36:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Honestly, Scotty really doesn't piss me off. He makes me laugh.
I don't want to burn him. I just I enjoy
his company. I have a really good time with him.
I feel like I'm pretty close to him off the air,
and I don't want to burn him.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
Stop it so close, you're going to.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Start to shoot against Scotty.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
I didn't start it.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Who started it? Where did this come? Well? This maybe
this is something we should get to. On the episode
of Scotty.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Yes, there are.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Rumors disgusting, so we're in your burn book sometimes because
we're trying to destroy your personal life.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Yes, there is that way off try love. I love
nothing more than coming to work every day and seeing
all you people and hanging out with you and interacting
with you because I love all of you. I truly do.
But sometimes your assholes and you just try to ruin
everything for me.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
I don't want to ruin anything for you. I want
you to be really happy and enjoy the shit out
of your life. I feel like you're hitting your renaissance
era right now, and now's the time for you just
to date around and go outside and play and have
a really good time.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
You should all encourage me and not be like m
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
About your chack wife up every person.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
You know.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
I'm not. That is not true.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Yes you are not. I'm editing the shit out of this.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
No you're not.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yes, I will.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
I think I'm editing it anyway, right, No, I edit
my own.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Tell them I edit my own. She edits her own, okay, moron,
But I don't want you to. I don't want you
to go down a path where you just fight because
you haven't been dating for how long?

Speaker 4 (37:47):
A couple of months?

Speaker 1 (37:48):
No? I mean like in your life, there's.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Twenty plus years.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Twenty plus years. Yeah, things are different, very you're different. Yes,
you don't want to just settle.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
Apparently I'm not different. I'm the same.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
You're not the same. You are the same person that
you were twenty years ago. And you need to sit
down and do some reevaluation. Okay, I hope you've grown
and matured.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
I have not matured. Why why? First of all, why
does anybody need to mature? Once you're eighteen, You're done maturing.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
That's the dumbest statement I've ever heard.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
What do I need to mature? Why can I be
just an immature dope like I was when I was
twenty two? Who cares?

Speaker 2 (38:18):
So you're saying you want no personal growth at all
in your life ever whatsoever? So like having a kid
didn't make you mature at all.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
A little bit. But I still love a dick joke
just like the next guy.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Jokes are very different though. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Look, I'm not like you know, I'm not like blowing
up tomato sauce with m eights anymore like I used
to when I was a teenager. I've been so I've been.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
So hard to Taylor.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Yeah, I don't blow up eighties you know, tomato cans.
Let me just have them to skateboard see later.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
So I've matured in that aspect, But I mean as
far as like having fun and thinking things are dopey
and stupid, like why can't I? Why can't I like
laugh and dumb shit?

Speaker 1 (38:55):
I don't think anyone cares if you laugh at don't
we all laugh at?

Speaker 4 (38:59):
In what way am I supposed to mature? Yeah? I'm
a dad and I take care of my girls, you know.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
But so I would say a sign of maturity is
like you won't let somebody treat you badly just because
you're dating them, and you don't think that there's someone
else out there that would treat you better.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
I've never well, really worms, Okay, I'll blow it up
with if you open it.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Full circle, full circle. I think that's maturing. I think
not putting up with ship that used to put up
with when you were younger and you didn't know better
as maturing.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
Yeah, okay, so I have matured in some ways, but
in like dopey guyways, I'm still a dope guy. Why
can I be.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Nobody's saying you can't be. You're the one interpreting this
so weirdly? Is this what your podcast is like?

Speaker 2 (39:42):
With him? Literally, I want to like bang my head
up against the wall because he makes these declared statements
like I hate maturing, maturing lame. And you're like, but dude,
you have a whole kid, you have a mortgage, you
have all this stuff going on, like you have matured.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Okay, no, no, that's different.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Yes, okay, what well the two like you are a
mature adult. You have done a lot too mature. The
things you've gone through in your life have made you
the person you are today. Acknowledge that. That's called maturing,
that's called growth. There are negative parts to growing. Maybe
there are some aspects that are holding you back, but
you recognize that by maturing and growing out of it.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
Okay, I suppose I have matured, but I don't have
to change things. I don't tell you you have to change.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
No, we're just saying you're not the same person at
whatever age you are now, like sixty two, sixty.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
Three, shut up, person of all and I'm not going
to be the same person tomorrow. Everybody's you know, right,
But that's all.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
We were saying. That's all I was saying. Anyway, back
to the burn book. Back to the burn book. So
if I see you doing something that I'm like, ooh,
I'm trying to help you, Scott. This person might not
be in your best interest.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
How do you How do you know?

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Because of what you've told me. I'm only going based
on what you tell me.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Okay, listen, I take everything in, but I'm not necessarily
going to follow everyone.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
To don't listen to any of us. Do what you
want to do.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
But the problem is that you guys are always in
my head. And that's that's something that I need to
figure out how to get rid of.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Maybe that's called and hear me out on this one.
H maturing and realizing you don't listen to what other
people think.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
That that has nothing to do with maturing.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Okay, why see, You're you're not gonna win. This is
like an unwinnable situation with him.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
I don't want to win. I don't feel like we
are adversaries. I think we're all on the same team.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
Listen, everybody has everybody has their thing, and when I'm
nervous or whatnot, I just think of you guys being
like I said, I always think of you going and
just laughing at me, and Andrew's yelling at me or
doing something and all. This is like really and like
everyone's in my head just like saying things that it
really kind of ruins the mood for me at times.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
I find that very funny. I think of you guys
never in these situations. Yeah, like not one time ever.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
I have no choice.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
This is you know, you have no choice. Okay, but
maybe somebody would say, like Andrew said, maturing would be
ignoring us, leave us at work. Leaving us at work.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
I'll get right on it, no problem, just make yourself
the switch done.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Well.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
I mean I would use some therapy terms, but it
seems like that's triggering.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
He rejects therapy. But which terms were you gonna use?

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Maybe I don't reject therapy, I reject stupid words that
they come up with. So everyone, yeah, we're in this together.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Because there were vocabulary, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
Yeah, we could all do therapy speak.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Yeah, Andrew, what were you gonna say?

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Go ahead? My therapist never uses dumb therapy speak. Ever,
he doesn't say these stupid words that are made of.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Just ride around the skate park all day. That's right,
just talk about nineties terms before this therapy bullshit came in.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Go on.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
All I'm thinking is you just need to block some
things out.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
But you know what, everything that you guys are saying
is easier said than done. Okay, maybe that's something I
need to learn to do. I don't know. I don't know.
I get into these situations and I get incredibly nervous.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Okay, obviously, do you want to talk about specifically what
happens to you or is that not something you would
like to divl.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
I get nervous stomach and nervous situations to save this
for his episode? What?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Oh? This is his episode?

Speaker 5 (42:55):
Now?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
It's been going on long enough that this is your episode, Scotty.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
When I'm in uh situations, I get nervous stomach, like
I'm not right now because I'm very comfortable with you guys. See,
I'm fine, right, you know, but there are times where
I'm like, you know, and then I just feel like
I got a poop, And whether I do or I don't,
the feeling's there and it's ruined everything for me. You know.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Andrew is trying so hard not to laugh at you.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
You could laugh all day. I don't care, you know what,
It's a normal thing. I can't be the only one
that gets nervous in situations and feels like I have
to take a dump.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Stop.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Told you I conest it, but you're gonna make me
coughing when I get nervous stomach.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
I have to Why do I have it all of
a sudden because I just.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Have never heard someone say I get nervous stomach like that.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
You know, nervous stomach is a thing. I'm going to
see a gastor entronologist next week. Maybe he can help me.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
I hope that. What's his name?

Speaker 4 (43:49):
His name is doctor Gandhi.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Doctor Gandhi is going to help him. Yeah, he can't
escape me, no matter how hard. I can't know you related,
Probably not, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
I'm sure somewhere along the line he's a Gandhi.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
No, No, do you know how many gandhis there are?

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (44:02):
But they all connected somehow or not.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
It's like Kennedy's okay, but not every Kennedy is a Kennedy.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
All right.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
I don't know how these things work. These trees what
mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Oh, family trees?

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Okay, what you're talking about?

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Weed?

Speaker 4 (44:14):
I'm gonna ask him. I'm gonna as him.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
If he knows you, he's gonna say, no, I don't.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
I'm gonna say, guess who I work with, your long
lost cousin.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
That's a really solid way to start off, somebody who's
probing your insides to figure out.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
What Wait a minute, he's gonna probe.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
I don't know. I feel like a gastrologist.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
No, that's a proctology.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
You want to look around and see what's happening in your.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
I passed out. I passed out from the proctologists. I
don't want to do that again, like a STOA. Oh no,
I can't. I don't want to do all that. I'm
gonna send you pictures of me with the thing and
passed out. I can't.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
How are you gonna take a picture if you're passed out?
You would be the person to be like, hey, duc
would you mind? I just need a pictures share with
my friends. I hope you feel bad now.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
I don't want to talk about it. Send me your
thoughts and press.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
You guys love messing with me, and I I take it.
I don't care. I like, I don't mind how I
don't mind being messed with you.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Know what I say all the time. Light bullying one
of my love languages.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Good.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
I enjoy it. If I play with you, it's because
I love you. If I don't do anything, then you know,
then that's gonna I love you too. I don't really
have it in me to around with you.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
I can take it mostly for the most part. I
can take it, but I just don't like being ganged
up on.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
No one gangs up on you.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
Yeah, when two or three of you come at me,
I'm like, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Who are the two or three of us that come
at you?

Speaker 4 (45:25):
I mean, like you, like you and Andrew and Diamond
all at once. I don't like that because then then
I feel like I'm being bullied.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Wait a minute, Okay, we will be sitting there having
a conversation. You'll walk into the room, say something with
some racially charged statement attached to it, out of the
room like you did nothing, and wonder why the two
brown girls are screaming at you.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
It's all in good fun, it is, and I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
You start talking about gaslighting again, you start the shit,
you drop the bomb, and then you try to run
out of the room and get mad. When everyone's like,
go fuck yourself.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
Well, I mean it's not really situations like that when
everyone does it, like what, you're not real?

Speaker 1 (46:02):
I hear your facts. We have alternati effects. Okay, Scotty,
what I actually wanted to do with this? And you
can help me out? I like I said, I want
I want to highlight the people on the show who
don't have their own segment because I want the audience
to get to know you, which I feel like so
far they've really gotten some insight into what a weirdo

(46:22):
you are.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
But if you could share with the listeners who don't
know you something about yourself, what do you want them
to know?

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Well, you know, I want to like get away from
like the coupon things and like the shipping stuff, and do.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
You want to explain that?

Speaker 4 (46:37):
So I was always like the savings guy, you know,
because I was on that show Extreme Coupony and I
like to save money when I shop and whatnot. And
that's great and all, but you know what, as some
people have told me, you know, some of Andrew's friends
that are single and looking, they're like, you know what,
you really should take that off your profile because girls
don't want to see that, and the more that I've
experienced life as a single person, I see that, and

(46:59):
so I I kind of want to distance myself from
that because I don't I don't think that girls think
that that's attractive. I really don't. So I want to
put that.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
But that's you.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
I understand, it's me, and I'll continue to do it
because you know what, why should you have my money?
I'm gonna save it, right, So that's that's how that is.
But I don't think I should ever lead with that. Hey,
nice to meet you. Oh hey, I'm Scott. I saved money.
I was on extreme coup hunting.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
No, that don't that probably shouldn't be yourself.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
Yeah, I could never lead with that. I'm a dad.
I'm a good dad. I think I love my kids
more than anything in the world. They come first. Like
hot girl wants to go on a date Saturday night. Sorry,
I got my kids. I would never like, you know,
I even said to my younger one, I said, listen,
because you know, I haven't really talked about dating with them.
My older one a little bit, but my younger one

(47:46):
is kind of like, you know, she thought something was
going on and she was like, eh, you know, and
I said, And she seemed like she was upset, so
I said to her, I said, listen, I promise you
I will never ever, ever, like not hang out with
you because I want to go out with a girl. Never,
I said. You guys are number one and first always,
And you know what, if I don't ever date anybody

(48:07):
again because you guys are in my life, then so
be it. Okay, So that's that's I'm a dad, and
I'm a good dad.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
I think those are good things. You are and you are.
You're a great dad.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
I'm a very emotional person.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
God, yes you are.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
I will cry from World News tonight at that last
story every night David Muir. Every night it's like America
Strong and it's some some touching thing, and I will
stand at the TV holding my mixing bowl of whatever
I'm doing and I'll just I'll cry. And my daughter's like,
are you seriously crying again? I'm like, yeah, I am,
because I cry at movies every movie, doesn't matter what,

(48:41):
and I don't care. I'm not ashamed of it, all right,
you know. So I'm an emotional dude, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Scott, He's emotional. He's a great dad.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
Yeah, what else? I mean, I'm a lot of things
I don't know, I don't have, I can't, I can't. Think.
It's really hard to do that, right, It really is
to think about yourself.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
I would say, Andrew, describe yourself to me right now,
very busy.

Speaker 4 (48:59):
That's how he is, Oh, dear God.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Well look at them, I would say, hard working.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Yes, I agree with that.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
They think happy for the most part. Okay, give those
this my three.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
So, like at your funeral, if somebody were describing you,
would want them to be like Andrew Polici Polis. Did
I say that right?

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Either? One?

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Okay, he was kind, he was hard working, and he
was happy. Yeah, and that's it.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Honestly, I'd be fine with that because I feel like
that sums me up. And I know it could be
boring but to some but I think I've tried to
lead a life where if I make somebody happy just
by being happy, or if I do a good deed
that goes to like goes the extra mile to help
other people by putting in some hard work too. Like, yeah,

(49:44):
I think those are really good things.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
They're really good things.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
You know what a thing I don't like about myself.
What I say, Uh, a lot. I noticed that when
I listen back to myself. Did you like even when
Andrew and I do our podcast serial Killers and bowl Chat, Yeah,
I say a lot. I don't know have to that's
my crutch. Crutch, it's crutch, not crotch.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Right, it's definitely not crossed.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
It's crutch.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
I should not have told you that. It is definitely crotch. Yes,
for sure, go forward, that's my crotch. You say a lot, Andrew?
What do you say?

Speaker 2 (50:16):
I say again all the time, like if I'm making
my point, I reinforce it with and again again. This
should be like this again, I said.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
You know what else? I don't like that you say what.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
What go on Gandhi's podcast?

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Guys? I like it.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
I just like if I'm like, hey, buddy, do you
want a coffee? I'm good for now? Like, what do
you mean for now? Just say no? Thanks?

Speaker 2 (50:38):
They don't want to coffee right now, but maybe in
an hour I do.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
I don't think you use it that way.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Yeah, no, I'm in your head. I know exactly what
you're thinking.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Next question.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
So this is actually the part where we would normally
do and ask me anything. Andrew has a bunch of
asked me anything questions, But if you have one, since
you're here and this is kind of half your episode,
you could do and ask me anything if you have one.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
I I mean, I'm sure that you've said this before,
so I'm sorry if I wasn't paying attention. But I
am curious that if you were not doing this, Like
when you were a little girl, what did you what
did you want to do with your life? Like what
were you before? Like the radio bug bit? You like before?
I before I cared about radio, Like I wanted to
be a fireman and a garbage man, That's what I wanted.

(51:21):
I used to follow the garbage trucks, which when there
was no school and I would hear the garbage truck,
I would get out of my bike and I would
go ride behind it and follow them up the block.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
What is this little weirdo?

Speaker 4 (51:33):
I like to watch them throw trash in the truck,
and then sometimes they would take things and put it
in the little basket underneath the truck if it was
a cool trash, you know.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Like they keep those things.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
Yeah, yeah, And then I also wanted to I know
it was for you, but I always wanted to be
a firefighter, and so I would When I would hear
the fire alarm go off in the neighborhood, I would
quickly jump on my bike and I would race to
the firehouse because I wanted to watch them. I wanted
to watch them leave. Back in the day, when you
had like a mongoose bicycle, there were these things that
would go on the handlebars and I would put I
had one on one side and blue one on the

(52:01):
other side, like it was like flashing lights on a car,
and I would like do a siren with my mouth,
and I would go to the fire department.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
How old were you like twenty seven, twenty eight, No,
I was.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
Probably like ten or eleven, twelve somewhere.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Back to you for your podcast after we just had
to hear this one talk about it for.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Five minutes, I mean, nobody asked me, so I figured
I would just put it out there.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
I enjoyed, We're getting to know you. That's okay, that's great. Yeah,
I'm excited about this.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
And then my mom wouldn't sign the paperwork. I couldn't
be a junior firefighter because my bet my grades were bad.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Anyway, what was your question?

Speaker 4 (52:26):
I evenfore, what did you want to do before you
did radio?

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Okay, So in fourth grade I actually did a project
for Career Day on being a DJ on the radio.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
Really wow.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Yeah. But I wanted to be a dolphin trainer. That
was like, hands down, if I could do anything, I
want to play with an animal all day, dolphins in particular.
I thought it was going to be great. And then
I would go to the aquariums all the time and
find out what went into being a dolphin trainer, and
it seemed terrible and boring to actually get to the
place where you wanted to play with the dolphins and
do all of that stuff.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
So you've always been animals of all?

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Oh yeah, oh my god. When I was little, there's
a play in Columbus called Kosai.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
It was a little little like kids museum you could
go and they had this area of baby chicks. I
used to put those baby chicks in whatever pocket or
my sleeve, whatever I could to get them out of
there and take them home. I was like known at Kosai,
feel like there she is again. And my mom would
always stop me. She's like, put your hands in your pockets,
let me there are always little baby chicks in my pockets.
They were so cute.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Did you kill them?

Speaker 1 (53:24):
No?

Speaker 4 (53:24):
How could they go in your pocket?

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Have like a puffy coat, It goes in your pocket?
And put in my jeans pocket. They were little. My
hand wrapped around them, stuck them right in there.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
Did you ever see the movie Cocoon?

Speaker 2 (53:33):
No?

Speaker 4 (53:34):
Oh, I watched it over the weekend on DVD. Don't
know why, but I did VD player. Yeah. I still
have a VHS DVD combo combo in my room just
in case. Okay, And so I was watching the movie
Cocoon and when they were like when they were down,
like getting the cocoons up from under the water, just
dolphins everywhere, like I don't unders like, I don't. I
didn't understand why there were so many dolphins in this movie.
Didn't make any sense.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
I wish I could help you out with that.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
You should watch it, will for Brimley's in it.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
I am not a fan of dolphins. I'm honest. I've
never liked dolphins. I felt they're too smart and they
rape what they do.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Right, you guys, these are isolated incidents.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
You hear about them a lot. You hear about the
dolphin rapes a lot.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
You hear about them a lot because idiots like you
two are like dolphins rape pass it on.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
I just don't trust them. I think they're way like
I saw the Simpsons episode years ago, and it's always
stuck with.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
That was a cartoon.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
You're right, The Simpsons is a cartoon anyway. So I
just think that they're way too smart. The echo location
terrifies me. They're hunting patterns scare me, and the whole
just everything about them it's terrifying. I think they're too smart.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Have you ever done this song with a dolphin?

Speaker 2 (54:37):
I have, and it was a traumatic experience.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Oh my god, you're such a babe like that. They're amazing.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
I think they sensed my fear. So then they were
like just playing with me. Where like do they push
you up over the water. Yeah, My dolphin kept missing
my feet. Their stupid nose thing hurts, so it was
just like knocking my feet around. And then when they're
supposed to raise you up, they didn't raise me up
all the way.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
So I was just kind of like, I love the
I love the way they feel.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Dolphins think dolphins are doe.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
They feel really cool. I mean, while I was holding
out of the fin. I just couldn't stop looking at
the butthole on top of its head. That's I will say,
the glowhole. Yeah, it looks like it looks like a
buttthole and it's like a sphincter. It opens and closes.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
And I guarantee you he thought about singing something in it. No,
I didn't what it would be like if he did
this to the dolphins.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
No, I did not.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
I will say, I do you think the dolphin killing
is like totally not? Okay, that's super dolphins.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Have you ever see the cove?

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Yeah? Oh my god, so depressing. Like I'm not a
dolphin fan, but that's really depressing.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
And they say things have changed now. This documentary came
out probably ten years ago about this ritual in Japan
where they basically heard all of these dolphins into this
one cove and they brutally slaughter them. Why for what
like massive amounts of them?

Speaker 4 (55:46):
But to do what with them? What do you do
with dolphins?

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Different different theories about what happened. Some people were saying
it was sort of the final like fuck you to
the West from Japan because we outlawed whaling, like International
ocean Oceanic Society said you can't win anymore since, well,
not certain things, but because a dolphin was categorized as
a porpoise, we didn't say you couldn't kill these things.
So that's what some people say. Other people say that

(56:12):
there are these like properties within a finn or whatever
else that are so good for you if you can
have a little bit of it. It's all terrible, But
that documentary actually made me.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Boldly dolphin, dolphin finn soup. Have I seen that? There's
some fink.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Oh, there's another horrible documentary on that which is really sad.
But dolphins are amazing. I think they're awesome. This is
gonna sound like a depressing story, but it's not because
it was finally like the moment where I felt like
things would be okay. I told you guys, I was
dating somebody and he died. Well, I was living in
Miami at the time, and he died in this one
specific area of Bay Harbor and there are houses and
it's a bay and you can sit on this little

(56:46):
wall if you want to and dangle your feet over
the side. And I was coming home with a bunch
of my friends from being out and they were getting
shit faced. I didn't want to because I just wasn't
in the mood for it. It was maybe eight or nine
months later, and as we were coming home, I decided,
they're all passed out. I'm gonna pull at this bay
and just go talk to the sky because I feel
like it and I wanted to be like close for
a second. So I did, and I was sitting on

(57:07):
the edge and I said, you know what. I know
you're never gonna be able to talk to me, but
if you can hear me, just give me a sign,
like anything. And what happened. Not one two dolphins popped
out of the water at my feet and I was
able to touch them and bend down. It scared me
at first because you see fins and you're like, oh shit,
it's a shark. But i'd been down and I touched them,
and I was like, oh my god. Now you would

(57:28):
think this is a crazy story, and I'm making it up.
One of my friends from the car, Jamie, she got
out and came to get me, and she was like,
what are you doing. Oh my god, why are you
sitting on this bay at three in the morning. This
is crazy. She looked down and she saw the dolphins
and said, holy shit, no way. She bent down to
touch them. Every time she tried to touch them, they
ducked away from her. Every time I tried to touch them,
they came to me, and I was like, that's my

(57:48):
sign he can hear me. I feel a lot better now.

Speaker 4 (57:53):
Don't you think it'd be cool if dolphins had legs
and breathed air and were domesticated and you could have
one in your house?

Speaker 1 (57:57):
So they allegedly, No, I think dolphins were like seals.
They say dolphins were the original humans, that they came
out of the water. Check out how it was they
used to be able to walk. We're like, fuck, this
went back into the water.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Who says this?

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Look it up?

Speaker 4 (58:12):
Who says this?

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Scientists? Okay, not your therapist. You can believe in this, scotty.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
They were like realist scientists back then.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
No, we can't do this for another like, this is
gonna be a way too long, gonna wrap it up.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
We're gonna wrap it up to your research. Look up
dolphins walking on the land.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Okay, just because it's there, it doesn't mean it's real.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Okay, we can't do this. This sky beat something else.
Thank you so much for.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
Sorry Producer didn't mean to get in your way.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
No, Trusty, you've taken enough of it.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
I could do this all day, guys. I would do
a podcast with the two of you, just us story
if I could.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Really have to wrap this up.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
This is why we are way over.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
Thank you Scotty for all recording anymore.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Oh my god. Anyway, thanks for listening to episode two,
slightly unhinged. It wasn't me today, it was definitely Scott
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it then I don't care. Don't leave the review.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
Just leave it for me on one of my things.
Don't mess with you, No, don't leave.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
No, we don't need anyone getting bad reviews. But if
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Speaker 4 (59:08):
Oh find me at Z scotty B. That is Z
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Speaker 1 (59:12):
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Baby Hot Sauce and we love you and thanks for listening.
We'll be back.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
So three, that's it right next week next week.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
Thank you for having me. This was fun.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
You're a good time Scott Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Sometimes Bye everybody, bye,