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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Still the Place with Laura Layton, Courtney Thorn Smith.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
And Daphne's Aniga an iHeartRadio podcast. Hey guys, here we
are from Melrose. Minute. Hi. So we posted a fun
question on our Instagram. You can see it and chime
in at Still the Place on Instagram. Out of everyone
in the cast of Melrose, who would you call to
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get you out of jail? And our comments are just hilarious.
But I need to start off by saying, so few
people said they would ask Joe to come bail them
out of jail.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I don't know what was my first thought. I mean, hello, Joe,
of course she'd come get you out of jail.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
She'd figure something out.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Well, she's willing to, like you know, she's willing to
end up in there with you. I'm about to hit right,
I think equally fle mixing is how many people said
they would call Sydney. I knowed Joe, but they would
call Sidney.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Person really funny comments, so I thought, very funny. I'll
read a few. So one of them, Shannon Ree says,
if my bail is high, Amanda, for sure, if I'm
guilty and need an alibi, Sidney, if I need someone
to tell me how to do my time, Joe thought
was so funny, and then someone and then someone says, Amanda,
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she may hold it over me for the rest of
my life, but she'd be getting me out for sure.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
That's a really good point.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Okay, So what would you have answered for yourself based
on the Millrose character's court.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Who who would good question?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Bill?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
You?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Courtney?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Well, I was thinking Joe, but then I'd totally forgotten
that she ended up in jail. So I'm not tracking
the storylines very well because I'm I'm dealing with season
one Joe, who's really stupor got it together? So were
you in jail because you killed the guy in the boat?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, probably you're stealing my baby back or something, cheating
on my taxes.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I would have to ask you to bail me out
before I got drunken high and made you lose your baby,
because after that you might say rotten jail. Yeah, because
I must have ended up in jail after my accident.
Alison's accidents are blurring.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah, I think all of our characters were in jail
at some point, right.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Oh really, so do you think we all be in
jail together? Us out?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Did you ever done an orange jumpsuit on mil Rose?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Do you remember cork Well, I had that drunken car accident,
which is devastating, right, Allison his boy in the Bible Boy,
that was a hard scene to film.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I remember. That's so.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
In fact, someone said in our posts more than one
a few said, well, I wouldn't call Alison. She'd be
drunk and missage.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Not show up. She'd forget.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Yeah, I'm so glad we're talking about imaginary character.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I don't even think it was a full season. I
was trying to remember a.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Lot of people said kimberly, like, she's crazy. You know,
don't you think she'd make your sentence longer?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
You know? I would actually call, would be Matt.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I think Matt is a fair answer to this question.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
He would come right away. He'd be loving and generous
and kind. He wouldn't try to hit on you.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Be great.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
I think I think that's the probably the best, most
earnest answer, is Matt. Right for all of us, we've go, Yeah,
that's a good but to be. I think Matt, as
a character on Members spent some time in jail.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Two Wow, we all went through jail.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Did he call the last that whoever picks you up
be shirtless and in jeans.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Is that something that I think in this imaginary circumstance
you can ask those things.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
It's fine.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
So many people here said Kimberly. Kimberly a man not
shirtless and jeans. I want Kimberly to be wearing a shirt.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Now.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
What is the logic with Kimberly, Well, she would have she.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Would have a crazy plan cooked up. She'd for sure
figure out how to get me out. That kind of thing,
that being thinking like break you out of jail. I'm
not to fail you out, like break you out of jail.
Didn't Kimberly end up in jail?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
I think Kimberly was in jail. I feel like nearly
every character have you guys ever been like, okay, maybe
not in jail, but like I've been in the back
of a police car. I was all fourteen years old.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
What did you steal?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I didn't steal anything.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I was.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I feel like I've told you this story before.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Have I not told you the story before?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I don't remember this was? What were you doing back there?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Well?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I ended up in the back of a police car
with I think four of my friends also fourteen years old,
fifteen maybe when we so mischievously borrowed a friend's car,
a friend's parents car, in the middle of the night.
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We were having a little night where our parents didn't
exactly know where we were and what we were doing.
It was just all so bad kid of us. But yeah,
we had to borrow the car of the friend whose
house we were at. We had to borrow the parents
car they were out of town to drive some of
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our friends home, like late at night, like some of
the friends who.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Had showed up to this gathering.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
You're driving a car.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I think we're fifteen, and like I think people had
like permits, so like we were just about driving age,
like just about sixteen or something, but not quite official.
And so a bunch of us piled into this car,
driving a couple of our friends home in the middle
of the night, and quickly realizing the parents had left
the car in the garage with zero gas in it
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for this maybe this very reason, like, hey, you know,
if we don't put any gas in the car, the
kid can't really borrow it and use it while we're
out of town. But we're like, oh, we have to
stop at a gas station, So we pulled into a
gas station, you know, pulled the change out of our pockets,
all five of us, and you know, forget how much
we could put and we put some gas in the car.
And then as we were leaving the gas station, which
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you know has all these lights and bright lights, we
drove away and apparently we didn't remember to turn our
car lights on, because pretty soon we were being followed
by a police car, like, going, what is this car?
And as the police car got closer, they turned on
their lights and pulled us over. And we're all in
the car freaking out, panicking like oh my god, my god,
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you know, especially the girl whose parents car was whatever.
And we pulled over into this like here's the unfortunate
part of the story, the extra unfortunate part of the story.
We pulled over into this alley and my friend who
was driving, like, oh, by the way, had had a
broken leg at the time, and I think he had
his crutches in the car, in the back of the car.
So it was just a whole bunch of bad, bad decisions.
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And we pulled up into this alley that was on
a on an incline, and the police car pulled behind
us and he was telling us, okay, step out of
the car, and it comes up to the car and
he's like, can I see your driver's license? And my
friend was like, uh, you know, I don't have it
on me. And he's like, yeah, but do you have
a driver's license. He's like, oh, not on me. No, seriously,
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do you have on And he's like a thirteen year old.
So he's like, all right, pull up to the top
of this little incline and step out of the vehicle.
So my friend puts his foot on the clutch because
of course, you know, puts his foot on the clutch,
and our car just glides backwards and bumps into the
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police car behind us. And so now we're all like
screaming and crying hysterically and just terrified about how much
trouble we're going to get into. And so he pulls.
So he pulls up, you know, and he gets out
of the car whatever, and they send another police car. First,
they put him in the back of a police car
to take him to the police station, which, by the way,
in my small town Iowa that I have a city
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that I grew up in, the police station is like
basically across the street from where we are, but they
bring a cop car to put us in the back
of a cop car and bring us all into the
police station and call our parents.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It was my you guys weren't drinking.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
I was such a degenerate drink absolutely not okay, And
but yeah, so like who do you call? Will? Of
course at that age, everybody's parents were called, and what
did your parents do? My mom had to come in
the middle of the night and retrieve me from the
police station. I'm so proud. So was she so super proud?
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And uh, you know, we just had serious talking to
and a serious whatever discipline moment. I know that some
of my friends were grounded for maybe years or like
the rest of that year or something like super in trouble.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
It was. It was not our nothing today, do you
know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Like that whole story sounds so like long a time ago,
a small town or maybe not small town because but
I'm just a long time ago, because today it just
seems like, yeah, that always gamed much worse trouble.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I mean it was. I still feel like such a
bad kid that like, oh my gosh, we did this,
you know, as kids, and that's good, Laura, But yeah,
but I've been in the back of a police car
and I've actually been to the police station. They didn't
actually put me behind bars, though.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Was it like Andy Griffith, your little police station there was?
Speaker 4 (09:00):
It was maybe a little bit more urban than that
than Andy Griffith, but it was. It was definitely, And
I just I think about it now, like the policeman
must have been just going okay, okay, you know, like
like trying not to smile about like how ridiculous, try
to be scary. Yeah, we were terrified, and I, you know,
going to school like I'm at Monday, and everybody in
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the school had heard about all this.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Was it kind of cool? Though?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Did you wear a leather jacket?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Then after that I kind of felt like a badass
and we kind of felt like, you know, the bad
kids when we weren't really, you know, previously the bad kids,
but all of a sudden we were. And it was
like I was both ashamed and proud, makes sense, It
was both.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
My high school boyfriend did used to back the family
car out of the driveway and start it without the
key somehow.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Hmm, and take me on dates.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, And I didn't even it was I didn't even
think of how terrifying it was.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah, before he had his license.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
At least he remembered to use the headlights. It was
at night.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
He did, but that was pretty ballsy. He was not
a bad kid. He was and is the sweetest person.
So but just kind of that that. You know, some
people have that attitude of why not, what's the worst
it can happen? And I'm always like, I'll tell you
the worst it can happen.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yeah, yeah, I don't have that.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, some people are like that. They really are like,
it's give it a go.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, it's fun to be around.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
What's the worst that can happen?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Daph It seems like you or maybe you maybe did
a couple mischievously. I'm just guessing I did.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Some mischievous things. I just remembered I was driving at fifteen.
I drove across the country with my permit.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
And my mom. Well, okay, so we didn't get in trouble.
I guess that was legal.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I mean we crossed state lines. I don't know, but
my mom was in there. We had to get the
car from New England to California, and I said, I'm
going with you. She's like, okay, you're driving then, so
we would we got there so fast, we'd spend the
night in truck stops and sleep in the car.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Did you drive the whole way?
Speaker 4 (11:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
No, we took turn Yeah, my mom and I so
we would take turns.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
But you know, all right, so this is not mischievous
at all.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
No, it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
It was fun, but I was only I remember going, oh,
I'm only fifteen and we're driving.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
So my son and I drove up to northern California
and he had his permit last Thanksgiving, and I thought, oh,
he'll want to drive the whole way because he has
his permit. He did not, couldn't wait for me to drive.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I was like, oh, come on, you know you're thinking, like,
this is it. I don't have to have.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Every way back covered in dog and just ride the way.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
But no, he's like, this driving stuff isn't for me.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Mom, he said, only the first three hours and then
that's it.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
But he's good. He's a great driver. He's super cautious,
and we're.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Going to do some more. A bunch of people said
you by the way or not you Sydney by the way.
I just wanted to tell you I'm not going to.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Make them so much.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Not because you're a drunky, you're tinky, you're irresponsible, little blip.
There were a couple I think that would call you
Alison Courtney.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Yeah, I'm intrigued that so many people pointed Sidney was
a good idea and Allison was not.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
We're gonna have some more of these questions, ask people
like other questions, you know what I mean, because it
was really fun to have that interaction from our listeners.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
We like to read the comments and we definitely.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Laugh out loud.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
It's super Clenny. So I shared a jail story and
nobody else did.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yep, you're the edgy one, Laura.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
I'm always being accused of being edgy.