June 4, 2022 • 52 mins
Satanism may be the most misunderstood "religion" in the world. Part of that is because there are, and have been, many offshoots of Satanism, from The Church of Satan to The Satanic Temple. One thing is sure though, none of them are filled with evil humans who perform ritual blood sacrifice and worship a cloven-hoofed devil. Learn all about Satanism in this classic episode.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey everyone, Josh here, and for this week's select, I've
chosen our two thousand seventeen episode on Satanism. It proved
to be a pretty eye opening episode and was much
less upsetting and much more enjoyable than the title might suggest.
So sit back, relax, and listen up to how satanism works. Hey, everybody,
(00:23):
it's us Josh and Chuck, and we just wanted to
say that if you have very strong religious beliefs, I
don't know, you may want to skip this one. Yeah.
You know, we talked about Satanism in this episode and
what seems like glowing terms, but um, for my part,
at least, I was just trying to have a little
fun with it, So I hope that comes across. Yeah,
we have an intellectual conversation about Satanism. How about that?
(00:45):
All right? Agreed? Alright, Well onto the show, Chuck, Welcome
to Stuff you should know, a production of I Heart Radio. Hey,
and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark. Seated directly
across from me is one Charles w Wayne Charles Chuckers Bryant.
(01:10):
That's pretty good, yells above himself. Ye, and there is
um old scratch to my right Matt. Matt, do you
let people know your last name? Oh yeah, you're a personality,
Matt Frederick, but I don't want him to get kidnapped.
Guest producer Matt Frederick of the Old Days, Uh, co
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host of stuff they don't want you to know, and
now supervising producer for podcasts. Man, we don't let our
producers talk on our episodes, so we're gonna have to
beat that out. Matt says, that was a huge announcement.
You just said, yeah, nice, well, congrats Matt, and Matt's
been working here forever just like us. Nice, lovely wife,
(01:56):
lovely child. Yes, great family, loves Indian food. I didn't
know that. Oh yeah, yeah, it's as bread and butter
as it were. It's a gey and non Now he's
afraid to talk, which he should be. Uh, Matt's here. Yeah,
So thank you, Matt. And Hail Satan. I was gonna say,
(02:17):
Hail Satan, Hail Satan, Chuck hal Satan. Josh. It's funny
I went from and when reading this, the thinking Satanists
are just libertarians too. No, Satan this are kind of Republicans.
And I don't mean that. You'll see what I mean
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philosophically in some ways I don't mean. And then I thought,
I'm a Satanist, did you did you have in a way?
I mean, I read some of the stuff and the
there f a q on their website and some of
their fundamentals, and they're there. There are eleven rules of
Earth and their nine Satanic statements. Will read all that stuff.
(02:59):
I thought, geez, I agree with a lot of stuff.
They're thirteen things to avoid getting gouged at the grocery store.
What Satanists are not, almost assuredly, are not uh, evil
people who meet in dark churches to perform ritual blood
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sacrifice and eat hearts and then draw pentagrams on they
may draw pagrams. Yeah, that's that parts actually true. But
there's there's more things that Satanists are not. I think
if you're coming to this blind um without knowing anything,
you'll probably be surprised about just how kind of groovy
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they are. And this is the Church of Satan. But
I'm talking about mainly uh No, I think you can
you can apply what you just said to all Satanists,
because if you're a Satanist, you would take umbrage at
the idea that somebody who actually believes in the supernatural
entity Satan as not a Satanist, because Satanism, by definition,
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at least modern Satanism by definition, is an atheistic philosophy.
So there's no supernatural entities of any kind to Satanists.
So somebody who worshiped Satan would be a devil worshiper.
It is a completely different kind of thing. Yeah, and
the I didn't even finish the last thing. Well, no,
I mean, I got off track. The last thing I
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thought when I was reading about the Temple of Satan
is that these are just liberal hippies. The temple is Satan,
the Satanic Temple, Satanic Temple. They are they are. Um.
I saw them compared to or analogized as a dark
yes men. You know, the yes Men. No, oh, you
gotta check out the yes Men. There's a couple of
(04:46):
yes Men documentaries and they basically do this, but it's
not satanically associated. And I wonder why it was satanically associated.
I'm like, it sounds like you're a bunch of liberal
hippie scientists. To me. Well, we'll get into all that, okay, Okay,
So we're talking Satanists and Satanism if you couldn't tell,
because we have been saying Satan a lot um. And if,
like Chuck said, um, you're coming into this blind, let
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us illuminate for you, let us bring the light. Then
we both group goatees for this episode exactly typically and
shaped our heads and horns. Jon and Strickland actually could
do a man sort of an amateur Anton LaVey if
he wanted to. He could. I'm sure he does at home,
if you know what I mean. All right, so let's
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go back and this is a grabstor article so you
know it's got the goods um and talk a little
bit about the origin story of Satan, which um, we
will lead up to sort of what the modern version
of that is. But if you're thinking red guy with
a pitch fork and pointy hooves, it's uh tries to
lure people away from God to do bad things that
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kind of came around later. So we need to go
back further to the Hebrew Bible, which the Christian Old
Testament is derived from. And there's a lot of uncertainty
on what Satan actually meant, depending on how you want
to translate the Hebrew term, right, and the reason there's
uncertainty is because Satan wasn't a figure in early Judaism.
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Because the early Jews believed that all God was all things.
God was good, God was evil, God was responsible for
everything in the universe. There wasn't what we understand now
or anybody who thinks of the Judeo Christian ethic now, um,
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there wasn't dualism, which is, there's good and the bad,
there's light and the dark, and they they equal each
other out. And early Judaism this didn't exist. It was
all in one, So there was no need for Satan, right.
But as this concept of an all benevolent, loving God spread,
this question arose, which was, well, wait a minute, if
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God is just so benevolent and loving, why does he
why does he or she um let bad things happen?
And so the need for the concept of Satan emerged
later on, and because of the um early Judaism's proximity
too Persia, which was ruling the land at the time
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at about like the six to third centuries b c. Um.
Persia had Zoroastrianism, which had dualism. So they kind of
introduced uh, the Hebrew faith to dualism, and hence Satan
was originally born. Yeah, so there's no like consensus when
you look at these old texts what these translations mean.
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Sometimes it is an adversary or an opponent to God.
Sometimes it's not. Sometimes it's uh, he's like the the
an attorney and than's legal system. Throw in the book
at people like um al Pacina. Oh yeah, quite literally.
What didn't you play the devil or did he as
(08:09):
a lawyer? Right? Devil's advocate with Kanu. I don't think
I ever saw that. I didn't either, but I mean
we were both alive at the time, so we know.
Uh there uh you know, you look at all these
different forms of what the word meant back then before
it became the modern version we all know. And the
one kind of common thread through all of them, though,
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is that Satan was an outsider who was sort of
against the man and these established values that everyone else
seemed to believe in right, or established rules or just
even the establishment in general. Yes, he's the antithesis of that. Correct.
You get into the Christian New Testament and it starts
to clear up a bit um where there is a
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single being called Satan who is supernatural, and it's a
direct opposition to God and is usually used as a
as a tool God uses as a in the Bible,
at least as a test, like go down there and
test these humans to see if see see which way
their allegiance lay. Right. Um. That Satan's called the scriptural
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Satan or Satan o the scriptures, right yeah. Um. He
also kind of comes out of nowhere in the New
Testament to tempt Jesus in the desert, I believe, um.
And I mean you know all this right, am I right?
It was in the desert? Well yeah, and I think
by the way, just to back up to that last
episode when the stuttering when I didn't hear the story
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about Moses the Bible with a coal in his mouth
or whatever everyone wrote in it was like, it's not
in the Bible. Don't feel bad. It was from something else, right,
it was from the Disney movie. Yeah. So um. But
in one of the gospels in the New Testament, um,
And no need to write in to let us know.
But it's in one of the gospels in the New
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Testament that Satan appears to Jesus to try to tempt him,
and he's kind of brought in almost like he's a
character that everybody should know. But if you're just reading
the New Testament from beginning to end, you're like, what,
who's this guy? But they apparently another gospel makes mention
that Satan was the serpent in the garden of Eden.
So he's a big tempter. He's he's bent on corrupting
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man and getting man to stray from God's flock. Basically, yeah,
and they're these Uh, there's certain demons that are named
properly in the Bible, um, like Beelzebub and belly aal um.
And again it's just sort of conjecture on our part
whether or not that's referring to Satan or whether it's
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a generic evil. Um, it's just sort of difficult to
what it wasn't was the devil with the horns and
the pitchfork that we all think about. No, in those
earliest names for the devil, like Beelzebub are actually corruptions
or alterations of competing religions gods. Right, So, early Christianity
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and um, I guess Middle Judaism had this kind of
tendency to take other religions gods and make them the
evil characters and their religions because they wanted Christianity to flourish,
right exactly, They wanted to make the competition look bad
as a way to do it was a smear tactic
(11:25):
in a campaign to get converts. Right. So, biel's Abub
is actually a corruption of ballalls of which is you know,
I'm sorry, ballalls of all, but all the ball the Exalted.
I think if you say that one more time, people
appear um and ball be a apostrophe. A l was
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the main deity of the Canaanites and the Phoenicians who
were competing with the early Christians at the time. And um,
if you say balls of that means lord of the flies,
not lowerd the Exalted. So it was like it was
a slam on their the main their competition's main god.
And that's where biel Zebub came from. And that's actually
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that will become a common play in the Christian playbook
of smearing the other guy's gods by making them um
evil figures in Christian mythology. Platoon Rata bals Abub. Remember
there was a Dead Milkman album called Bell's a Bubba. Yes,
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it had like that guy on a tractor on the
cover that was bla um well, the same with Lucifer.
And when we finally got the English language King James
Bible in sixteen eleven, Lucifer was really a Latin term
for morning star. But in that version of the Bible
they say, no, what that really is is the name
of Satan, right, And he was the light bringer, the
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one who would reveal the truth to people that they
were actually being held down by God. Yeah, which is
not the Christian way, right. So what you were saying
by co opting all these are not co opting but well,
kind of co opting these bad religions another band, um,
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that's actually a real band name. Yeah, correct, Uh, these
bad religions and saying those are the bad ones. They would.
That's how the like the devil that we know today,
the Satan sorry that we know today, has taken shape
because they like the Greek god Pan had the cloven
hoofs and the horns. Uh back us. The Roman god
is where you get this insatiable um Bacchanalian decadence um, which,
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as we'll see with the Church of Satan um is
it too far off? They certainly love their orgies and
they're trades of fine meats and roasted Meats and Jesus. UM.
So in the Middle Ages and the Renaissance, then this
this mythology, Christian mythology has expanded. You get a couple
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of books that were very key into shaping who we
think of today as Satan. One was John Milton's epic
poem Paradise Lost. Then of course Dante's Divine Comedy. Um,
this is where we got the idea that Satan was
an angel expelled from heaven because of his pride, who
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then said Tony will defeat to the Lord. These are
actually from two books written by dudes. Yeah, a lot
of the mythology about Satan that Christians understand as Satan,
and that just people in the culture generally understand is
Satan don't show up anywhere in the actual Bible, Old
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Testament or New Testament. All that stuff came afterwards, So
chuck the The Enlightenment was another turning point then big
time for the conception of Satan. And this is his
evolution is like a scary, supernatural, otherworldly figure. Um takes
a different turn because the Enlightenment was based on rational thought.
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Secular humanism finds its roots in the Enlightenment, and um,
they started to come to see Satan as a kind
of a creative force, almost uh foil to the establishment,
this idea that Satan is um the opposite of the
established norms and customs and moral goods um, and that
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he's kind of like a handy archetype for that. So
he stops, he loses some of his supernatural um, yes,
and is replaced by metaphorical Yeah. And I think that's
that seems to be the one that the Church of
Satan sort of identified with a little more. Was it
Satan was just a just a freethinking dude. Yeah, apparently
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that's where they that's where it finds its roots. Was
the Enlightenment very interesting, which makes sense because most Satanists
would be probably humanists secular humanists, um, although they're individualists.
But you can make a case that that's an individual
humanism um. And that's you know, that comes out of
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the Enlightenment as well. So, um, you want to take
a break and then keep going, or you want to
keep going, Let's take a break and we'll talk a
little bit about witches right after this. So I promised
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talk of witches. Um, we did it in the jeez,
that was a long time ago. We did an episode
on Witchcraft UM many many years ago, and if you
are a witch or a Western esoteric, you were probably
one of two groups of people to be accused of
worshiping Satan in the Middle Ages and the Renaissance. UM. Basically,
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anything anything in opposition to organized Christianity was Satan worship, right,
And that's the same thing as as saying your God,
your creator, Deity is like Satan and our religion. It's
the same thing. Anything that's in opposition to Christian thought
is automatically heretical, heretical, and the kind of almost like
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the lazy shorthand way of describing it is it's Satanic.
You know, Satan, He's scary and evil, right, Well, what
these people think is satanic? Yeah, And if you listen
to the episode on Witchcraft, UM, and we haven't, I
know stuff you miss in history class did a good
episode on what really happened in Salem, which will probably
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cover that at some point I mentioned, but I think
everyone pretty much knows at this point about sixty people,
mainly women, were put to death in the American colonies,
in Europe and UM under the guise of being Satan
worshippers and witches and practicing witchery, and by all accounts,
they generally were you know that, I don't like the
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way that lady looked at me in the town today,
or you know what she I think she stole milk
from my cow, or I want her land, or I
want her land, or um, my wife is jealous of her. Um.
So they're all witches. Let's burn them. Let's throw them
in lakes and see if they float. Um, and let's
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burn them because if they don't float, then they're not
which is drowned. And and early physicians had more than
just a small hand in this as well. They in
accusing especially like folk healers and midwives of being witches
again to basically forced the competition out. Yeah, where do
we talk about that one? In that seem more recent?
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Remember maybe Great Robbin They talk about that in Great
Robbing feels like it does. There were also things called
esoteric orders, which were I don't even know what you
would call that today, basically kind of any group that
didn't subscribe to mainstream Christianity, so like the Mason's or
the Illuminati thing. Uh yeah, and like they were Christian
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at base gnostics, but then they had like, yeah, they
had this other occult ideas in addition to it. Right,
So like the Kaither's or Cather's are a good example
of that. They were in I think like the twelfth
of fourteenth century France, and they were like Christian plus right,
they were they Caither's means like the pure ones um.
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They were so Christian that they felt like just being
a normal, pious Christian wasn't enough, and you actually had
to be baptized again but basically like a born again
Christian process. But in again like twelve thirteenth century France,
they were considered heretics and they were persecuted. You could
call them an esoteric order because it didn't follow prescribed Christianity,
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orthodox establishment Christianity to a t. It either was lacking
some or had extra and then you're you're a heretic.
And hence Satanists and esoteric order believed in Dan brown
books basically that that all that stuff is true. All
the stuff he writes about is about like esoteric orders. Well,
and here's the thing though, they were all labeled as Satanists.
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But but there's there's no evidence whatsoever that any of
them we're Satanic. And like in truth. Yeah, you know, well,
I was reading about one the Luciferians. They actually they
may have been, although their concept of Satan wasn't that
he was evil. Their concept was that he was the
one true deity and that he had been tricked into
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being kicked out of heaven unfairly by a treacherous Jehovah,
and that um, it was actually Lucifer who was supposed
to be in charge, and that Jehovah was oppressing everybody.
So if that's true, then yes, as far as the
Church goes out, is as satanic as you can possibly
get in your beliefs, because they were in total opposition
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to the Church in their beliefs as well. But that's
I mean, for the most part, most of these other
groups were not in any way, shape or form satanic
as as you would think of it today. Well, yeah,
and Ed even points out and here the grabster that
by that that there's there's no evidence in world history
that there's ever been any long term organized group of
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people that worship Satan as some evil entity. That's a
huge one, because that's that's one of the ways that
Christianity was able to smear its rivals by by suggesting
that they were part of a huge, massive cult, Satanic cult.
And I mean like, if if there's a supernatural entity
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that's bent on getting you and making your life terrible,
and there's actually people on earth who are following this person,
it's going to make you stay to the straight and
narrow of your prescribed religion even more, right, Baron Brimstone
and whatnot. Yes, I grew up with that, you know, Yeah,
I was. I can't remember which show I think it
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was during Satanic Panic. We talked about the Devil Worship
House in Stone Mountain that it was the scariest place
I had ever driven past on the way to steak in.
Ale Man, I mistaken, Ale? Are they done? They're surely
they're around, right, There's probably like one in Vegas and
one in Hong Kong or something weird like that. It
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would be funny for the one on Hong Kong was
like this retroobrack themed American thing, you know, it's like
America in the eighties. Um, all right, well let's talk
about Anton LaVey. Then what time has come? Oh wait,
I want to I want to say one more thing. Um,
So in the I think the fourteenth century, the Knights templar,
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another esoteric order, but a military order. We're accused of
worshiping Batha Met, and Batha Met is Satan with like
the goat's head and horns. Um, that's the great looking
statue they tried to put up in Oklahoma. Right, Well,
Batha Met is most likely an alteration or mistranslation or
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something of Mohammed, and that it was used to basically
include Mohammed as uh Satan in the Christian ethos when
the Christians first encountered Muslims during the Crusades. So it
was like the same thing, but a thousand years after
they did it to Biel's Abub, they did it to Mohammed.
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And we should do like a tin parter on the
Crusades starting now. I just tried to think of I
would be up for that. I don't know. I don't
think so. Um, all right, can we invite Anton LaVey
in the Ghost of Anton LaVey it is Jonathan's strickling. Uh.
So this dude, he was born. He is the founder
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of the Church of Satan. If you did not know that, Um,
a cup of picture of him. You've probably seen him before.
Bald head goatee. Uh you know. It does bug me
about all Satanists is if you just look up photos
of prominent ones or meetings, they're always doing these faces.
Yeah like you never I mean actually, ironically, the only
one I've ever seen smile in a picture is the
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current High Priestess. His name is Peggy, which I think
is adorable. She's this is a cute old lady. Yeah
and not even that old, but yeah, she's like really
old lady. Huh yeah, oh no, she smiles and photos,
but every other picture, like you know, their eyes are
big and they're frowning or they're licking their teeth or something.
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Come on. I was on the True Your Statan website
yesterday and um, I saw a picture of some Satanists
all smiling. But it was because Anton LaVey had a
naked woman over his knee and a spanking area. So
they do smile in some pictures. Okay, yeah, well that
makes sense. So Levey was born Howard Howard Leave Howard
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Stanton Leave in Chicago, and um, the more I read
about him and his early years supposed early years, the
more he sounded like l Ron Hubbard. Yeah kind of,
because um, l Ron Hubbard and Anton LaVey both. If
you ask them about their backgrounds, they'll tell you one thing.
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If you ask someone else, others who like Lawrence Wright,
who does research, they say, I really can't find any
evidence of this stuff that they claimed. Yeah. I mean,
if there was anyone who subscribed to lying, it's just
as much as you possibly could. As a form of showmanship,
Anton LaVey was definitely that guy. Yeah. So he says
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that he had a very colorful upbringing. He worked at
a circus, he was worked at side shows. He was
a police photographer, which may have been true. He was
a very talented organist who worked burlesque shows. Um. If
you ask other people who have done research, they say, now,
kind of was this suburban kid in suburban San Francisco
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not super interesting? Um. One thing that everyone will say, though,
is that he was interested in the occult. He was
interested in pulp horror novels and magazines, love Craft, love
love craft, and he was interested in Uh. He was
very much turned off by the double standards what he
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perceived to be the double standards of mainstream Christianity, because
supposedly he would playing these burlesque shows and see how
these men there then the next day see them in
the churches, and that had a real impact on him,
supposedly that he was just like this is yes, yeah,
he didn't like phonies, phones, driving crazy m and holding Caufield. Right.
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Uh so the in um the nineteen sixties and this
is kind of like with l Ron Hubard again. He
started Levey started hosting these lectures on paranormal and he
had a lot of h flair, and everyone was like, man,
who is this guy's kind of cool? And he talks
about things like indulging in all the worldly things. You
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shouldn't feel bad about it. You should masturbate and have
sex and have sex with tons of people at once
if you want, and just do whatever pleases you. It's fine,
don't worry about it. And so people in the sixties
were like, there was a time in the late sixties
where he was there's this great article in the Telegraph
when when he seduced Hot when Satanism seduced Hollywood or
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something like that, where it was sort of the thing
two be a Satanist and to go to these parties
because you would go in and and there would be
drugs and ink and nakedness, like eyes wide shut up
in there and everyone from like some of the Beach
Boys to Sammy Davis Jr. Too. Liberaci Liberacci was a Satanist.
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He said he was for a while. I didn't know that. Uh,
Sammy Davis Jr. Definitely was. He even had a TV pilot, uh,
that he tried to get made about like a sitcom
that was Satan friendly that he like worked for the
Devil or something that it was supposed to be really bad,
and he had only made one of them. But um, oh,
so there is So it's out there somewhere. Well, supposedly
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you made a pilot that never went beyond that. Jane
Mansfield was another famous Satanist. Yeah, so it was a
big thing and Charles Manson kind of ruined all that.
Oh yeahs being cool to go to the Church of Satan.
But at any rate, Levee was making waves and in
nineteen sixty six created officially the Church of Satan. In
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nineteen sixty nine published the Satanic Bible, which is pretty
interesting to read through. I never read it all, but
I read quite a bit of So. One of the
things that he's accused of is um plagiarism and his
his adherence still to this day, they kind of acknowledge
it a little bit, but they more put it like, no,
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he was building on an earlier work, but he didn't
really give credit to But there was a book, UM
so he wrote the Satanic Bible in sixty nine publish UM.
There was a book published in eighteen ninety, I think
it was UM called Might Is Right and it was
written pseudonymously by UM a guy named ragnar Red Beard.
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Ragnar Red Beard wrote this book and it was extremely
um into social Darwinism. It was individualistic to the point
of being anarchistic. It had all of the requisite eighteen
nineties racism and sexism attended to it as well. But um,
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the point of it was is like like, why would you,
you know, love your enemies? This whole doctrine of love
is bs where animals and if you have an enemy
should go out and beat him up because there's your enemy.
You don't need to love him, you need to love yourself.
And UM. It was really just a surprising book that
apparently still a lot of people read today. UM. And
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apparently Anton LaVey read it and adopted a lot of it.
But then he also wrote a lot about ritual and
stuff as well and prescribe certain kinds of rituals in
the Satanic Bible and supposedly the three main types of
rituals of greater magic. There's greater magic and lesser magic.
But in the greater magic um rituals there is UH compassion,
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there's UH and that's not just for others but also yourself.
There's lust, and then there is um destruction. Yes, and
all of them are meant as they're meant for you. Yeah,
the person doing this, they're meant for you. There meant
is it what was called the intellectual decompression chamber where
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you can just get rid of this baggage that you've got.
And they're like, it's it's nothing more than this little
psycho drama that you're performing for yourself to just make
yourself feel better. Yeah, Like lust is to release your
sexual urges. Like they'll say, Christianity teaches you to repress
all that stuff that ain't that ain't no good for you.
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You need to go release uh these urges. Yeah, you're
walking around with all this stuff that's like hanging on you, Like,
get rid of it so you can go be happy
and stop dwelling on this. It's the same with destruction,
cleansing oneself of anger towards someone who has done you
a injustice, Like why sit on that deal with it?
You're sitting there stewing about it. Smash the face, go
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put on your velvet robe. Well no, no, that was
that was But that was that's That's something that Satanism
has long been accused of, is like being violent toward others.
And I don't think that they say, like, no, don't
be violent toward others. Um they even say like you
don't certainly don't owe anybody being nice to him or
anything like that. But um, there there seems to be
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kind of a I haven't seen any overt calls to violence.
It just seems to be like a if if that's
what you deem is right, as long as you're following
these other prescribed paths that seem to kind of avoid violence,
that it's more just like you. It's it's centered on you,
and you need to focus on yourself. And if you
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focus on yourself, then you're probably going to stop wanting
to smash that other guy in the face, because you're
gonna get rid of that baggage. Can I read the
eleven Satanic Rules? Of the earth please. Number one. Do
not give opinions or advice unless you were asked. Okay, bad.
Number two. Do not tell your troubles to others unless
you are sure they want to hear them. Yeah's not bad.
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Number three. When in another's layer, show him respect or
else do not go there respect some one's home. Number four.
If a guest in your layer annoys you, treat him
cruelly and without mercy. Number five. Do not make sexual
advances unless you are given the mating signal. That's sort
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of that's a sixties way of saying, I'm down with
affirmative consent. Do not take that which does not belong
to you unless it is a burden to the other
person and he cries out to be relieved. Okay, like
you know. Don't rob people of stuff. Relieve me of
this glass of diet coke. I can't stop drinking. Number seven.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it
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successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power
of magic after having called upon it with success, you
will lose all you have obtained. That's a little pruty.
I didn't even hear that full when I trailed off,
so long number eight, do not complain about anything to
which you need not subjec act yourself. And finally, yeah,
that's a good I think that one bears repeating. Oh wait,
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I say, finally, that's only right. Oh you want me
to repeat that, please do not complain about anything to
which you need not subject yourself. Or nine do not
harm little children. But I should probably repeat that one too,
do not harm little children, because that's a big deal.
There are all these people that think, like, you know you,
uh you, you sacrificed children and you have perform sex
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with children, and that's what Satanists do, and they're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
we're not into that at all. No. One of the
things that the Satanic Temple who will talk about in
a little while point out is that um, there have
been a lot of cases of UM people who are
supposedly exercising demons from children, who have actually harmed and
in fact killed children, and that there's no doubt. I
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think we talked about this in the Satanic Panic episode two.
There's no documented cases of Satanists harming children because they're
against it, and in fact, they won't even accept anyone
under the age of eighteen into the church. Yeah, because
self consent is extremely important to Satanists of all stripes.
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The idea of being forced into indoctrinated into any church
before you're you can make a decision for yourself really
goes against the idea of individual liberty and thus Satanic
thought number ten. Do not kill non human animals because,
like you said, they called humans animals too. In fact,
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they said that we're not much better even than animals.
Just an animal reminder, it is, do not kill non
human animals unless you are attacked or for your food,
like if a cheetah pounces on you kill it if
you want to eat the cheetah. Uh. And then finally,
drum roll eleven Satanic rules of the Earth. When walking
into open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you
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asked him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him. Nice.
It sounds like a tenacious d lyric, it does. But
the way you you counted down it was like a
letterman list like that. That was good man, I miss Dave.
I wonder how many um long time listeners we've lost
with this episode. I don't know. Uh, do you want
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to take another break? Yeah? I mean, there's still so
much more, but we gotta break at some point. Yeah,
we're gonna take a break, all right, Chuck, We're back
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with Satan. Remember the kids in the hall? Oh yeah,
Kevin McDonald, I think with Satan. Uh was that him? Yeah,
that's good stuff. Uh. So we've been talking a little
bit about the philosophies of the Church of Satan. Um
just real quickly, there are nine Satanic sins and again,
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I hate to say it, but this is sort of
appealing to my brain. The nine Satanic sins or stupidity, pretentiousness,
solop sis um self, deceit, herd, conformity, lack of perspective, forgetfulness,
forgetfulness past orthodoxes, counterproductive pride, and lack of aesthetics. A
lot of those are really really tough to explain. Anton LaVey, Well,
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some of them are pretty self evident, but um forgetfulness
of past orthodoxes. Levy wrote this list in seven and
it's on the Church of Satan website. If you're interested
to go check it out because it's some of them.
You're like, oh, yeah, it kind of makes sense. Sixty
seven eighty seven I saw oh really well as copyrighted
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so the takeaway is that what's leavey what the church
is Satan and lava in Satanism, what it really is
is atheistic, anti Christian. Ah, well, that is something that
you said, that's really important. The Church of Satan, specifically
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the one founded by Anton LaVey Is has positioned itself
as counter to Christianity. It really does not like Christianity.
Um and as a result, it's allowed itself to kind
of be drawn into a lot of pedantic nous and
arguments that it shouldn't And it almost seems like they
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feel they need to justify themselves because of putting themselves
in that position. Um. So if that kind of turns
you off, well then friends, you're gonna love the Satanic Temple. Yeah.
And if if you were interested in that, you can
become a member of the Church of Satan by sending
two hundred dollars to a po box right that you
can find on their website. But you get a membership,
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hard and that's it. That's all you get. Yeah. And
there's there's actually a lot of criticism among Satanists of
the Church of Satan because, um, you know, they they
haven't done anything for a really long time. And a
lot of people give credit to Levy for founding the
Church of Satan and that while he was alive the
churches started thriving, but after he died, the church kind
of died with him in the eyes of a lot
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of Satanists, especially Satanic Temple adherents that I've seen. Yeah,
it's now headed by Peter Gilmore, who I think. I
think John Hodgman is actually sort of a pal of his.
Now I believe that. I have to say it showed
a lot of restraint by Peter Gilmore and not to
change his name to Peter grim More. Uh. And then,
as I mentioned earlier, Peggy the drama as the High
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Priestess right now, but I agree. Moving on to the
Satanic Temple, it's pretty fun because they have something out
there called the Satanic Children's Big Book of Activities. I
think it was given to me by by Matt Frederick,
was given to me by someone, but it's called the
Satanic Children's Big Book of Activities. Uh, and it's wonderful.
(40:06):
We talked about that for sure on Internet round Up
for sure. And um, that was just like one and
a string of I don't want to say countless because
if I bothered too. I could count them, but there was.
There's like a string of basically political, Satanic based political
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um projects that the Satanic Temple has taken on that
really kind of define who they are, right. They are
part performance art, very much political activists and are trying
to basically use They say that they they're using Satanism,
although they all subscribe to philosophical, atheistic human secularism, Satanism
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minus the social Darwinism and the ie Ran libertarianism um
that they're they're using Satanism though in the popular conception
as a poison pill for the church versus State debate, right, yeah,
and you can also buy shirts and hoodies and coffee,
so with this they use this poison pill. These lists
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of projects. One of them was the Satanic Children's Activity Book,
which they printed up to distribute at schools. I think
there is a school in Florida where Christian evangelists were
handing out pamphlets at a public school. So the Satanists said, oh, well, great, Well,
if they can do it, then any religion can do it.
Because the First Amendment prohibits the establishment of any religion
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or endorsement of religion by the by the government, so
we can go do it too, so they start handing
out Satanic stuff. And anytime the Satanists roll into town
and say us too, that usually means that the local
city council or the state even puts an end to
the implicit Christian endorsement of what that's going on. Christian
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endorsement via politics. Um. And by the way, when I
say that that children's work book is wonderful and if
you're out there going why did you say that? I
go check it out. It's literally stories about kids being
more accepting of others and being friendly and sharing. And
it's like any children's book, but the kids wearing like
the Instagram teachers and stuff. Yeah, which makes me wonder,
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like what about this? Why called themselves that? It seems
like they just are another trying to rabl rouse and
get attention. But I think they might get a little
further if or maybe that's the whole point. I think
we'll in part using it as the like if you
this actually happened. There's a town in Arizona, I'm not
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sure which one, but they had a habit of opening
their city council meetings with a Christian prayer. Well, most
likely every single person in that town that the city
council represents is not Christian um. But since it was,
there was a there was some landmark court ruling I
can't remember when, maybe two thousand fourteen UM or the
(43:06):
Supreme Court said, uh no, it's actually okay as long
as they don't prohibit any religions from doing this. The
Satanists showed up and said, well, here comes the Satanist
We're gonna give a benediction to open up your city
council meeting. And the city council said, okay, nobody's gonna
do prayers anymore. That's kind of what their job is,
to shut it down. But if they if they just
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did it like, well, the secular humanists are here and
we're gonna say a prayerybody be like, well, who cares.
That's fine. But the people who are so afraid of
Satanists are so afraid of Satanists that they are um
there there. They would just they would rather stop the
city council implicitly endorsing the Christian prayer than to allow
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the Satanic prayer as well. That's how it works, and
it's the same with the statue in Oklahoma, he said, Oh, well,
you're gonna put up your statute. We're we're gonna put
up one of what's it called baff Met which again
I know you've seen the statue. We both love it
just because it's so cool looking. It looks like the
cover of some great heavy metal album. It does. But
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it's like lying, yeah, the two kids looking up adoringly
at him and chuck. The Satanic Temple has another thing
going on right now too, a new initiative that they
started right which is the after School Satan Club. And
again I have to laugh. It just sounds funny, but
what it is, it's an after school curriculum um to
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teach reasoning and social skills to kids basis and again
as a counter something called the Good News Club, which
is an Evangelical Christian after school program. So again they're saying,
you got yours, will have ours. Yeah, And there's another
two thousand one Supreme Court ruling that said, you know what, sure,
we can have religious after school programs. And the the
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just the floodgates opened and the Lucian grieves, who's name
is Doug Mesner. He's one of the founders of the
Satanic Temple he says, we're doing this because the Good
News Club is creating a need for it. If they were,
if they were just doing this in churches rather than
public schools, we wouldn't have our after school Satan club.
But they are, so we are. Yeah, here's a quote.
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While the Good News Club focuses on indoctrination, stilling children
with a fear of hell and God's wrath, after school
Satan clubs will focus on free inquiry and rationalism. We
prefer to give children appreciation of the natural wonders surrounding them,
not a fear of an everlasting otherworldly horror. Uh. However,
being a member of the Satan Temple or the Church
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of Satan is not to say that you can just
be very much out with it these days. A lot
of those folks, even if they are really just secular
humanist atheist at heart, they do want to associate with
the Satanic templar churches Satan. They a lot of times,
you'll still keep it quiet, keep it a secret, because um,
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you will get people don't get what it's about, and
they will think, well, again, the people still believe that they,
you know, have blood sacrifice, and you know sacrifice animals
and eat the hearts out of goats and things like that. Right,
And there have been people in history, um, who have
killed in the name of Satan. Sure, and that's who
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people point to and say, see see Satanists or killers.
And it's like, no, that person was out of their mind.
They're mentally ill, or they were pretending to be mentally
ill so that they would get a lighter sentence, and
that's what they were doing. That they weren't actual Satanists. Again,
a true Satanists will point out that um, Satanists are atheists,
that they see Satan as a construct, as a metaphor
(46:45):
shorthand for something that goes against the norms, that questions
the establishment and says, how do you know what you're
saying is right? Is right? Who says yeah, and we
don't even worship Satan per se? We really if you
want to say anything worse of ourselves as individual gods.
Peter Gilmore calls it I theism that's catchy in the
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lower case I. He's like, yes, Gilmore, Eugenius, what did
you say? His name should have been grim more and
more or kill more? Um. Yeah. Richard Ramirez, David Berkowitz,
Son of Sam talked about demons um Ricky Casso famously
in the seventies, I was an American teen who killed
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someone in the name of Satan and much too Angus
Young Chagrin was hauled into court with this a C
d C T shirt on. Uh, we're not gonna get
too much into this because you can go listen to
our great episode on the Satanic Panic of the eighties
from January five. But um, in short, it was a
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It was a time where people like Ozzy Osbourne and
Judas Priest were making use of Satanic imagery purely for
gags and selling wreck words. Uh, none of it was.
I mean today there are some legit creepy dark metal bands.
They are very much more overt with their lyrics and things.
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But I think Ozzy Osbourne has definitely been outed as
you know, not some Satan worshiping google. You know, anyone
who's ever seen him on television can tell you that. Yeah,
And I mean it bears fleshing out. There are there
are like supposedly the Goths scene in UM Germany in
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particulars where um neo Nazism and Neopaganism kind of come together.
A lot of people point to that as some sort
of neo Satanism. But again, if you're talking about Satanism
with a capitalist as an atheistic philosophy, and somebody murdering
in the name of Satan holds about as much water
(48:56):
as somebody murdering in the name of the Easter Bunny,
you got any thing else? Yeah? This is Let me
quote with a finish with a passage from the Satanic
Bible on love. Satanism has been thought of as being
synonymous with cruelty and brutality. This is only so because
people are afraid to face the truth, and the truth
is that human beings are not all benign, are all loving.
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Just because the Satanist admits he is capable of both
love and hate, he is considered hateful. On the contrary,
because he's able to give vent to his hatred through
ritualized expression, he is far more capable of love, the
deepest kind of love, by honestly recognizing and admitting to
both the hate and the love he feels. There's no
confusing one emotion with the other. Without being able to
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experience one of these emotions, you cannot fully experience the other. Wow.
Either Dr SEUs or Anton LaVey that Zoroastrian dualism if
I've ever heard it. Uh. Well, if you want to
know more about Satanism, well go look up this article.
It's a Aubster article um on how stuff works dot com.
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And since I said grabs, there's time for listener mail.
Hello Chucking, Hello Chuck Bryant and Josh Clark Hello, very formal. Uh.
On stuttering, I've stuttered for most of my life. I
say most of my life because it started when I
was five. As you mentioned your show, there are several
several different ways it can happen. I would always try
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to think of a different word to use when I
got stuck, and that would result in very strange sounding sentences.
I would define stuttering his inability to coordinate breath flow
with words. Blocking on a word or sound would often
result in a cessation of breathing entirely. Kind people often
tell me that stuttering does not bother them, But the
fact is, when I stutter, my internal reaction is that
I feel and sound like a fool. I rationally, I
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know that is not true, but that is what I
often feel. Nonetheless, and of course, unkind people abound, and
I often heard as a child, reactions like don't you
know what you want? From other kids and adults, laughter
and derision. Often I'd hair just sing it. And while
it's true that singing and speaking are operated by different
parts of the brain, life is not a musical and besides,
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I hate musicals, So at the age of sixty seven,
I would never have thought that I'd end up talking
on the phone and dealing with the public for a living.
I still occasionally stutter and sometimes feel pretty badly, but
I've learned to just live with it. Sometimes feel as
I get older, I just don't give a darn anymore.
That allows me to relax and stutter less. That is
a perk of aging, not caring. Uh. Stress brings it
(51:29):
out and does as as talking about my difficult into
our childhood. I'm a singer. I'm one of the resident
shanty singers at the National Maritime Historical Park at Hyde
Street Pierre in San Francisco, and it performed in front
of large audiences. Singing is not a problem, but introducing
songs can be. You might say I'm the mel Tillis
traditional song and that lovely email well from Richard adrian Owitz.
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Hey everyone, Josh here, and for this week's select, I've
chosen our two thousand seventeen episode on Satanism. It proved
to be a pretty eye opening episode and was much
less upsetting and much more enjoyable than the title might suggest.
So sit back, relax, and listen up to how satanism works. Hey, everybody,
(00:23):
it's us Josh and Chuck, and we just wanted to
say that if you have very strong religious beliefs, I
don't know, you may want to skip this one. Yeah.
You know, we talked about Satanism in this episode and
what seems like glowing terms, but um, for my part,
at least, I was just trying to have a little
fun with it, So I hope that comes across. Yeah,
we have an intellectual conversation about Satanism. How about that?
(00:45):
All right? Agreed? Alright, Well onto the show, Chuck, Welcome
to Stuff you should know, a production of I Heart Radio. Hey,
and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark. Seated directly
across from me is one Charles w Wayne Charles Chuckers Bryant.
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That's pretty good, yells above himself. Ye, and there is
um old scratch to my right Matt. Matt, do you
let people know your last name? Oh yeah, you're a personality,
Matt Frederick, but I don't want him to get kidnapped.
Guest producer Matt Frederick of the Old Days, Uh, co
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host of stuff they don't want you to know, and
now supervising producer for podcasts. Man, we don't let our
producers talk on our episodes, so we're gonna have to
beat that out. Matt says, that was a huge announcement.
You just said, yeah, nice, well, congrats Matt, and Matt's
been working here forever just like us. Nice, lovely wife,
(01:56):
lovely child. Yes, great family, loves Indian food. I didn't
know that. Oh yeah, yeah, it's as bread and butter
as it were. It's a gey and non Now he's
afraid to talk, which he should be. Uh, Matt's here. Yeah,
So thank you, Matt. And Hail Satan. I was gonna say,
(02:17):
Hail Satan, Hail Satan, Chuck hal Satan. Josh. It's funny
I went from and when reading this, the thinking Satanists
are just libertarians too. No, Satan this are kind of Republicans.
And I don't mean that. You'll see what I mean
(02:37):
philosophically in some ways I don't mean. And then I thought,
I'm a Satanist, did you did you have in a way?
I mean, I read some of the stuff and the
there f a q on their website and some of
their fundamentals, and they're there. There are eleven rules of
Earth and their nine Satanic statements. Will read all that stuff.
(02:59):
I thought, geez, I agree with a lot of stuff.
They're thirteen things to avoid getting gouged at the grocery store.
What Satanists are not, almost assuredly, are not uh, evil
people who meet in dark churches to perform ritual blood
(03:19):
sacrifice and eat hearts and then draw pentagrams on they
may draw pagrams. Yeah, that's that parts actually true. But
there's there's more things that Satanists are not. I think
if you're coming to this blind um without knowing anything,
you'll probably be surprised about just how kind of groovy
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they are. And this is the Church of Satan. But
I'm talking about mainly uh No, I think you can
you can apply what you just said to all Satanists,
because if you're a Satanist, you would take umbrage at
the idea that somebody who actually believes in the supernatural
entity Satan as not a Satanist, because Satanism, by definition,
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at least modern Satanism by definition, is an atheistic philosophy.
So there's no supernatural entities of any kind to Satanists.
So somebody who worshiped Satan would be a devil worshiper.
It is a completely different kind of thing. Yeah, and
the I didn't even finish the last thing. Well, no,
I mean, I got off track. The last thing I
(04:26):
thought when I was reading about the Temple of Satan
is that these are just liberal hippies. The temple is Satan,
the Satanic Temple, Satanic Temple. They are they are. Um.
I saw them compared to or analogized as a dark
yes men. You know, the yes Men. No, oh, you
gotta check out the yes Men. There's a couple of
(04:46):
yes Men documentaries and they basically do this, but it's
not satanically associated. And I wonder why it was satanically associated.
I'm like, it sounds like you're a bunch of liberal
hippie scientists. To me. Well, we'll get into all that, okay, Okay,
So we're talking Satanists and Satanism if you couldn't tell,
because we have been saying Satan a lot um. And if,
like Chuck said, um, you're coming into this blind, let
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us illuminate for you, let us bring the light. Then
we both group goatees for this episode exactly typically and
shaped our heads and horns. Jon and Strickland actually could
do a man sort of an amateur Anton LaVey if
he wanted to. He could. I'm sure he does at home,
if you know what I mean. All right, so let's
(05:32):
go back and this is a grabstor article so you
know it's got the goods um and talk a little
bit about the origin story of Satan, which um, we
will lead up to sort of what the modern version
of that is. But if you're thinking red guy with
a pitch fork and pointy hooves, it's uh tries to
lure people away from God to do bad things that
(05:56):
kind of came around later. So we need to go
back further to the Hebrew Bible, which the Christian Old
Testament is derived from. And there's a lot of uncertainty
on what Satan actually meant, depending on how you want
to translate the Hebrew term, right, and the reason there's
uncertainty is because Satan wasn't a figure in early Judaism.
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Because the early Jews believed that all God was all things.
God was good, God was evil, God was responsible for
everything in the universe. There wasn't what we understand now
or anybody who thinks of the Judeo Christian ethic now, um,
(06:38):
there wasn't dualism, which is, there's good and the bad,
there's light and the dark, and they they equal each
other out. And early Judaism this didn't exist. It was
all in one, So there was no need for Satan, right.
But as this concept of an all benevolent, loving God spread,
this question arose, which was, well, wait a minute, if
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God is just so benevolent and loving, why does he
why does he or she um let bad things happen?
And so the need for the concept of Satan emerged
later on, and because of the um early Judaism's proximity
too Persia, which was ruling the land at the time
(07:26):
at about like the six to third centuries b c. Um.
Persia had Zoroastrianism, which had dualism. So they kind of
introduced uh, the Hebrew faith to dualism, and hence Satan
was originally born. Yeah, so there's no like consensus when
you look at these old texts what these translations mean.
(07:48):
Sometimes it is an adversary or an opponent to God.
Sometimes it's not. Sometimes it's uh, he's like the the
an attorney and than's legal system. Throw in the book
at people like um al Pacina. Oh yeah, quite literally.
What didn't you play the devil or did he as
(08:09):
a lawyer? Right? Devil's advocate with Kanu. I don't think
I ever saw that. I didn't either, but I mean
we were both alive at the time, so we know.
Uh there uh you know, you look at all these
different forms of what the word meant back then before
it became the modern version we all know. And the
one kind of common thread through all of them, though,
(08:31):
is that Satan was an outsider who was sort of
against the man and these established values that everyone else
seemed to believe in right, or established rules or just
even the establishment in general. Yes, he's the antithesis of that. Correct.
You get into the Christian New Testament and it starts
to clear up a bit um where there is a
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single being called Satan who is supernatural, and it's a
direct opposition to God and is usually used as a
as a tool God uses as a in the Bible,
at least as a test, like go down there and
test these humans to see if see see which way
their allegiance lay. Right. Um. That Satan's called the scriptural
(09:15):
Satan or Satan o the scriptures, right yeah. Um. He
also kind of comes out of nowhere in the New
Testament to tempt Jesus in the desert, I believe, um.
And I mean you know all this right, am I right?
It was in the desert? Well yeah, and I think
by the way, just to back up to that last
episode when the stuttering when I didn't hear the story
(09:37):
about Moses the Bible with a coal in his mouth
or whatever everyone wrote in it was like, it's not
in the Bible. Don't feel bad. It was from something else, right,
it was from the Disney movie. Yeah. So um. But
in one of the gospels in the New Testament, um,
And no need to write in to let us know.
But it's in one of the gospels in the New
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Testament that Satan appears to Jesus to try to tempt him,
and he's kind of brought in almost like he's a
character that everybody should know. But if you're just reading
the New Testament from beginning to end, you're like, what,
who's this guy? But they apparently another gospel makes mention
that Satan was the serpent in the garden of Eden.
So he's a big tempter. He's he's bent on corrupting
(10:21):
man and getting man to stray from God's flock. Basically, yeah,
and they're these Uh, there's certain demons that are named
properly in the Bible, um, like Beelzebub and belly aal um.
And again it's just sort of conjecture on our part
whether or not that's referring to Satan or whether it's
(10:42):
a generic evil. Um, it's just sort of difficult to
what it wasn't was the devil with the horns and
the pitchfork that we all think about. No, in those
earliest names for the devil, like Beelzebub are actually corruptions
or alterations of competing religions gods. Right, So, early Christianity
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and um, I guess Middle Judaism had this kind of
tendency to take other religions gods and make them the
evil characters and their religions because they wanted Christianity to flourish,
right exactly, They wanted to make the competition look bad
as a way to do it was a smear tactic
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in a campaign to get converts. Right. So, biel's Abub
is actually a corruption of ballalls of which is you know,
I'm sorry, ballalls of all, but all the ball the Exalted.
I think if you say that one more time, people
appear um and ball be a apostrophe. A l was
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the main deity of the Canaanites and the Phoenicians who
were competing with the early Christians at the time. And um,
if you say balls of that means lord of the flies,
not lowerd the Exalted. So it was like it was
a slam on their the main their competition's main god.
And that's where biel Zebub came from. And that's actually
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that will become a common play in the Christian playbook
of smearing the other guy's gods by making them um
evil figures in Christian mythology. Platoon Rata bals Abub. Remember
there was a Dead Milkman album called Bell's a Bubba. Yes,
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it had like that guy on a tractor on the
cover that was bla um well, the same with Lucifer.
And when we finally got the English language King James
Bible in sixteen eleven, Lucifer was really a Latin term
for morning star. But in that version of the Bible
they say, no, what that really is is the name
of Satan, right, And he was the light bringer, the
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one who would reveal the truth to people that they
were actually being held down by God. Yeah, which is
not the Christian way, right. So what you were saying
by co opting all these are not co opting but well,
kind of co opting these bad religions another band, um,
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that's actually a real band name. Yeah, correct, Uh, these
bad religions and saying those are the bad ones. They would.
That's how the like the devil that we know today,
the Satan sorry that we know today, has taken shape
because they like the Greek god Pan had the cloven
hoofs and the horns. Uh back us. The Roman god
is where you get this insatiable um Bacchanalian decadence um, which,
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as we'll see with the Church of Satan um is
it too far off? They certainly love their orgies and
they're trades of fine meats and roasted Meats and Jesus. UM.
So in the Middle Ages and the Renaissance, then this
this mythology, Christian mythology has expanded. You get a couple
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of books that were very key into shaping who we
think of today as Satan. One was John Milton's epic
poem Paradise Lost. Then of course Dante's Divine Comedy. Um,
this is where we got the idea that Satan was
an angel expelled from heaven because of his pride, who
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then said Tony will defeat to the Lord. These are
actually from two books written by dudes. Yeah, a lot
of the mythology about Satan that Christians understand as Satan,
and that just people in the culture generally understand is
Satan don't show up anywhere in the actual Bible, Old
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Testament or New Testament. All that stuff came afterwards, So
chuck the The Enlightenment was another turning point then big
time for the conception of Satan. And this is his
evolution is like a scary, supernatural, otherworldly figure. Um takes
a different turn because the Enlightenment was based on rational thought.
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Secular humanism finds its roots in the Enlightenment, and um,
they started to come to see Satan as a kind
of a creative force, almost uh foil to the establishment,
this idea that Satan is um the opposite of the
established norms and customs and moral goods um, and that
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he's kind of like a handy archetype for that. So
he stops, he loses some of his supernatural um, yes,
and is replaced by metaphorical Yeah. And I think that's
that seems to be the one that the Church of
Satan sort of identified with a little more. Was it
Satan was just a just a freethinking dude. Yeah, apparently
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that's where they that's where it finds its roots. Was
the Enlightenment very interesting, which makes sense because most Satanists
would be probably humanists secular humanists, um, although they're individualists.
But you can make a case that that's an individual
humanism um. And that's you know, that comes out of
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the Enlightenment as well. So, um, you want to take
a break and then keep going, or you want to
keep going, Let's take a break and we'll talk a
little bit about witches right after this. So I promised
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talk of witches. Um, we did it in the jeez,
that was a long time ago. We did an episode
on Witchcraft UM many many years ago, and if you
are a witch or a Western esoteric, you were probably
one of two groups of people to be accused of
worshiping Satan in the Middle Ages and the Renaissance. UM. Basically,
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anything anything in opposition to organized Christianity was Satan worship, right,
And that's the same thing as as saying your God,
your creator, Deity is like Satan and our religion. It's
the same thing. Anything that's in opposition to Christian thought
is automatically heretical, heretical, and the kind of almost like
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the lazy shorthand way of describing it is it's Satanic.
You know, Satan, He's scary and evil, right, Well, what
these people think is satanic? Yeah, And if you listen
to the episode on Witchcraft, UM, and we haven't, I
know stuff you miss in history class did a good
episode on what really happened in Salem, which will probably
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cover that at some point I mentioned, but I think
everyone pretty much knows at this point about sixty people,
mainly women, were put to death in the American colonies,
in Europe and UM under the guise of being Satan
worshippers and witches and practicing witchery, and by all accounts,
they generally were you know that, I don't like the
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way that lady looked at me in the town today,
or you know what she I think she stole milk
from my cow, or I want her land, or I
want her land, or um, my wife is jealous of her. Um.
So they're all witches. Let's burn them. Let's throw them
in lakes and see if they float. Um, and let's
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burn them because if they don't float, then they're not
which is drowned. And and early physicians had more than
just a small hand in this as well. They in
accusing especially like folk healers and midwives of being witches
again to basically forced the competition out. Yeah, where do
we talk about that one? In that seem more recent?
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Remember maybe Great Robbin They talk about that in Great
Robbing feels like it does. There were also things called
esoteric orders, which were I don't even know what you
would call that today, basically kind of any group that
didn't subscribe to mainstream Christianity, so like the Mason's or
the Illuminati thing. Uh yeah, and like they were Christian
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at base gnostics, but then they had like, yeah, they
had this other occult ideas in addition to it. Right,
So like the Kaither's or Cather's are a good example
of that. They were in I think like the twelfth
of fourteenth century France, and they were like Christian plus right,
they were they Caither's means like the pure ones um.
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They were so Christian that they felt like just being
a normal, pious Christian wasn't enough, and you actually had
to be baptized again but basically like a born again
Christian process. But in again like twelve thirteenth century France,
they were considered heretics and they were persecuted. You could
call them an esoteric order because it didn't follow prescribed Christianity,
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orthodox establishment Christianity to a t. It either was lacking
some or had extra and then you're you're a heretic.
And hence Satanists and esoteric order believed in Dan brown
books basically that that all that stuff is true. All
the stuff he writes about is about like esoteric orders. Well,
and here's the thing though, they were all labeled as Satanists.
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But but there's there's no evidence whatsoever that any of
them we're Satanic. And like in truth. Yeah, you know, well,
I was reading about one the Luciferians. They actually they
may have been, although their concept of Satan wasn't that
he was evil. Their concept was that he was the
one true deity and that he had been tricked into
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being kicked out of heaven unfairly by a treacherous Jehovah,
and that um, it was actually Lucifer who was supposed
to be in charge, and that Jehovah was oppressing everybody.
So if that's true, then yes, as far as the
Church goes out, is as satanic as you can possibly
get in your beliefs, because they were in total opposition
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to the Church in their beliefs as well. But that's
I mean, for the most part, most of these other
groups were not in any way, shape or form satanic
as as you would think of it today. Well, yeah,
and Ed even points out and here the grabster that
by that that there's there's no evidence in world history
that there's ever been any long term organized group of
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people that worship Satan as some evil entity. That's a
huge one, because that's that's one of the ways that
Christianity was able to smear its rivals by by suggesting
that they were part of a huge, massive cult, Satanic cult.
And I mean like, if if there's a supernatural entity
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that's bent on getting you and making your life terrible,
and there's actually people on earth who are following this person,
it's going to make you stay to the straight and
narrow of your prescribed religion even more, right, Baron Brimstone
and whatnot. Yes, I grew up with that, you know, Yeah,
I was. I can't remember which show I think it
(22:25):
was during Satanic Panic. We talked about the Devil Worship
House in Stone Mountain that it was the scariest place
I had ever driven past on the way to steak in.
Ale Man, I mistaken, Ale? Are they done? They're surely
they're around, right, There's probably like one in Vegas and
one in Hong Kong or something weird like that. It
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would be funny for the one on Hong Kong was
like this retroobrack themed American thing, you know, it's like
America in the eighties. Um, all right, well let's talk
about Anton LaVey. Then what time has come? Oh wait,
I want to I want to say one more thing. Um,
So in the I think the fourteenth century, the Knights templar,
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another esoteric order, but a military order. We're accused of
worshiping Batha Met, and Batha Met is Satan with like
the goat's head and horns. Um, that's the great looking
statue they tried to put up in Oklahoma. Right, Well,
Batha Met is most likely an alteration or mistranslation or
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something of Mohammed, and that it was used to basically
include Mohammed as uh Satan in the Christian ethos when
the Christians first encountered Muslims during the Crusades. So it
was like the same thing, but a thousand years after
they did it to Biel's Abub, they did it to Mohammed.
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And we should do like a tin parter on the
Crusades starting now. I just tried to think of I
would be up for that. I don't know. I don't
think so. Um, all right, can we invite Anton LaVey
in the Ghost of Anton LaVey it is Jonathan's strickling. Uh.
So this dude, he was born. He is the founder
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of the Church of Satan. If you did not know that, Um,
a cup of picture of him. You've probably seen him before.
Bald head goatee. Uh you know. It does bug me
about all Satanists is if you just look up photos
of prominent ones or meetings, they're always doing these faces.
Yeah like you never I mean actually, ironically, the only
one I've ever seen smile in a picture is the
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current High Priestess. His name is Peggy, which I think
is adorable. She's this is a cute old lady. Yeah
and not even that old, but yeah, she's like really
old lady. Huh yeah, oh no, she smiles and photos,
but every other picture, like you know, their eyes are
big and they're frowning or they're licking their teeth or something.
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Come on. I was on the True Your Statan website
yesterday and um, I saw a picture of some Satanists
all smiling. But it was because Anton LaVey had a
naked woman over his knee and a spanking area. So
they do smile in some pictures. Okay, yeah, well that
makes sense. So Levey was born Howard Howard Leave Howard
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Stanton Leave in Chicago, and um, the more I read
about him and his early years supposed early years, the
more he sounded like l Ron Hubbard. Yeah kind of,
because um, l Ron Hubbard and Anton LaVey both. If
you ask them about their backgrounds, they'll tell you one thing.
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If you ask someone else, others who like Lawrence Wright,
who does research, they say, I really can't find any
evidence of this stuff that they claimed. Yeah. I mean,
if there was anyone who subscribed to lying, it's just
as much as you possibly could. As a form of showmanship,
Anton LaVey was definitely that guy. Yeah. So he says
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that he had a very colorful upbringing. He worked at
a circus, he was worked at side shows. He was
a police photographer, which may have been true. He was
a very talented organist who worked burlesque shows. Um. If
you ask other people who have done research, they say, now,
kind of was this suburban kid in suburban San Francisco
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not super interesting? Um. One thing that everyone will say, though,
is that he was interested in the occult. He was
interested in pulp horror novels and magazines, love Craft, love
love craft, and he was interested in Uh. He was
very much turned off by the double standards what he
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perceived to be the double standards of mainstream Christianity, because
supposedly he would playing these burlesque shows and see how
these men there then the next day see them in
the churches, and that had a real impact on him,
supposedly that he was just like this is yes, yeah,
he didn't like phonies, phones, driving crazy m and holding Caufield. Right.
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Uh so the in um the nineteen sixties and this
is kind of like with l Ron Hubard again. He
started Levey started hosting these lectures on paranormal and he
had a lot of h flair, and everyone was like, man,
who is this guy's kind of cool? And he talks
about things like indulging in all the worldly things. You
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shouldn't feel bad about it. You should masturbate and have
sex and have sex with tons of people at once
if you want, and just do whatever pleases you. It's fine,
don't worry about it. And so people in the sixties
were like, there was a time in the late sixties
where he was there's this great article in the Telegraph
when when he seduced Hot when Satanism seduced Hollywood or
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something like that, where it was sort of the thing
two be a Satanist and to go to these parties
because you would go in and and there would be
drugs and ink and nakedness, like eyes wide shut up
in there and everyone from like some of the Beach
Boys to Sammy Davis Jr. Too. Liberaci Liberacci was a Satanist.
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He said he was for a while. I didn't know that. Uh,
Sammy Davis Jr. Definitely was. He even had a TV pilot, uh,
that he tried to get made about like a sitcom
that was Satan friendly that he like worked for the
Devil or something that it was supposed to be really bad,
and he had only made one of them. But um, oh,
so there is So it's out there somewhere. Well, supposedly
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you made a pilot that never went beyond that. Jane
Mansfield was another famous Satanist. Yeah, so it was a
big thing and Charles Manson kind of ruined all that.
Oh yeahs being cool to go to the Church of Satan.
But at any rate, Levee was making waves and in
nineteen sixty six created officially the Church of Satan. In
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nineteen sixty nine published the Satanic Bible, which is pretty
interesting to read through. I never read it all, but
I read quite a bit of So. One of the
things that he's accused of is um plagiarism and his
his adherence still to this day, they kind of acknowledge
it a little bit, but they more put it like, no,
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he was building on an earlier work, but he didn't
really give credit to But there was a book, UM
so he wrote the Satanic Bible in sixty nine publish UM.
There was a book published in eighteen ninety, I think
it was UM called Might Is Right and it was
written pseudonymously by UM a guy named ragnar Red Beard.
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Ragnar Red Beard wrote this book and it was extremely
um into social Darwinism. It was individualistic to the point
of being anarchistic. It had all of the requisite eighteen
nineties racism and sexism attended to it as well. But um,
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the point of it was is like like, why would you,
you know, love your enemies? This whole doctrine of love
is bs where animals and if you have an enemy
should go out and beat him up because there's your enemy.
You don't need to love him, you need to love yourself.
And UM. It was really just a surprising book that
apparently still a lot of people read today. UM. And
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apparently Anton LaVey read it and adopted a lot of it.
But then he also wrote a lot about ritual and
stuff as well and prescribe certain kinds of rituals in
the Satanic Bible and supposedly the three main types of
rituals of greater magic. There's greater magic and lesser magic.
But in the greater magic um rituals there is UH compassion,
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there's UH and that's not just for others but also yourself.
There's lust, and then there is um destruction. Yes, and
all of them are meant as they're meant for you. Yeah,
the person doing this, they're meant for you. There meant
is it what was called the intellectual decompression chamber where
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you can just get rid of this baggage that you've got.
And they're like, it's it's nothing more than this little
psycho drama that you're performing for yourself to just make
yourself feel better. Yeah, Like lust is to release your
sexual urges. Like they'll say, Christianity teaches you to repress
all that stuff that ain't that ain't no good for you.
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You need to go release uh these urges. Yeah, you're
walking around with all this stuff that's like hanging on you, Like,
get rid of it so you can go be happy
and stop dwelling on this. It's the same with destruction,
cleansing oneself of anger towards someone who has done you
a injustice, Like why sit on that deal with it?
You're sitting there stewing about it. Smash the face, go
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put on your velvet robe. Well no, no, that was
that was But that was that's That's something that Satanism
has long been accused of, is like being violent toward others.
And I don't think that they say, like, no, don't
be violent toward others. Um they even say like you
don't certainly don't owe anybody being nice to him or
anything like that. But um, there there seems to be
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kind of a I haven't seen any overt calls to violence.
It just seems to be like a if if that's
what you deem is right, as long as you're following
these other prescribed paths that seem to kind of avoid violence,
that it's more just like you. It's it's centered on you,
and you need to focus on yourself. And if you
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focus on yourself, then you're probably going to stop wanting
to smash that other guy in the face, because you're
gonna get rid of that baggage. Can I read the
eleven Satanic Rules? Of the earth please. Number one. Do
not give opinions or advice unless you were asked. Okay, bad.
Number two. Do not tell your troubles to others unless
you are sure they want to hear them. Yeah's not bad.
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Number three. When in another's layer, show him respect or
else do not go there respect some one's home. Number four.
If a guest in your layer annoys you, treat him
cruelly and without mercy. Number five. Do not make sexual
advances unless you are given the mating signal. That's sort
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of that's a sixties way of saying, I'm down with
affirmative consent. Do not take that which does not belong
to you unless it is a burden to the other
person and he cries out to be relieved. Okay, like
you know. Don't rob people of stuff. Relieve me of
this glass of diet coke. I can't stop drinking. Number seven.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it
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successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power
of magic after having called upon it with success, you
will lose all you have obtained. That's a little pruty.
I didn't even hear that full when I trailed off,
so long number eight, do not complain about anything to
which you need not subjec act yourself. And finally, yeah,
that's a good I think that one bears repeating. Oh wait,
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I say, finally, that's only right. Oh you want me
to repeat that, please do not complain about anything to
which you need not subject yourself. Or nine do not
harm little children. But I should probably repeat that one too,
do not harm little children, because that's a big deal.
There are all these people that think, like, you know you,
uh you, you sacrificed children and you have perform sex
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with children, and that's what Satanists do, and they're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
we're not into that at all. No. One of the
things that the Satanic Temple who will talk about in
a little while point out is that um, there have
been a lot of cases of UM people who are
supposedly exercising demons from children, who have actually harmed and
in fact killed children, and that there's no doubt. I
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think we talked about this in the Satanic Panic episode two.
There's no documented cases of Satanists harming children because they're
against it, and in fact, they won't even accept anyone
under the age of eighteen into the church. Yeah, because
self consent is extremely important to Satanists of all stripes.
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The idea of being forced into indoctrinated into any church
before you're you can make a decision for yourself really
goes against the idea of individual liberty and thus Satanic
thought number ten. Do not kill non human animals because,
like you said, they called humans animals too. In fact,
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they said that we're not much better even than animals.
Just an animal reminder, it is, do not kill non
human animals unless you are attacked or for your food,
like if a cheetah pounces on you kill it if
you want to eat the cheetah. Uh. And then finally,
drum roll eleven Satanic rules of the Earth. When walking
into open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you
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asked him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him. Nice.
It sounds like a tenacious d lyric, it does. But
the way you you counted down it was like a
letterman list like that. That was good man, I miss Dave.
I wonder how many um long time listeners we've lost
with this episode. I don't know. Uh, do you want
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to take another break? Yeah? I mean, there's still so
much more, but we gotta break at some point. Yeah,
we're gonna take a break, all right, Chuck, We're back
(36:47):
with Satan. Remember the kids in the hall? Oh yeah,
Kevin McDonald, I think with Satan. Uh was that him? Yeah,
that's good stuff. Uh. So we've been talking a little
bit about the philosophies of the Church of Satan. Um
just real quickly, there are nine Satanic sins and again,
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I hate to say it, but this is sort of
appealing to my brain. The nine Satanic sins or stupidity, pretentiousness,
solop sis um self, deceit, herd, conformity, lack of perspective, forgetfulness,
forgetfulness past orthodoxes, counterproductive pride, and lack of aesthetics. A
lot of those are really really tough to explain. Anton LaVey, Well,
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some of them are pretty self evident, but um forgetfulness
of past orthodoxes. Levy wrote this list in seven and
it's on the Church of Satan website. If you're interested
to go check it out because it's some of them.
You're like, oh, yeah, it kind of makes sense. Sixty
seven eighty seven I saw oh really well as copyrighted
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so the takeaway is that what's leavey what the church
is Satan and lava in Satanism, what it really is
is atheistic, anti Christian. Ah, well, that is something that
you said, that's really important. The Church of Satan, specifically
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the one founded by Anton LaVey Is has positioned itself
as counter to Christianity. It really does not like Christianity.
Um and as a result, it's allowed itself to kind
of be drawn into a lot of pedantic nous and
arguments that it shouldn't And it almost seems like they
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feel they need to justify themselves because of putting themselves
in that position. Um. So if that kind of turns
you off, well then friends, you're gonna love the Satanic Temple. Yeah.
And if if you were interested in that, you can
become a member of the Church of Satan by sending
two hundred dollars to a po box right that you
can find on their website. But you get a membership,
(39:00):
hard and that's it. That's all you get. Yeah. And
there's there's actually a lot of criticism among Satanists of
the Church of Satan because, um, you know, they they
haven't done anything for a really long time. And a
lot of people give credit to Levy for founding the
Church of Satan and that while he was alive the
churches started thriving, but after he died, the church kind
of died with him in the eyes of a lot
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of Satanists, especially Satanic Temple adherents that I've seen. Yeah,
it's now headed by Peter Gilmore, who I think. I
think John Hodgman is actually sort of a pal of his.
Now I believe that. I have to say it showed
a lot of restraint by Peter Gilmore and not to
change his name to Peter grim More. Uh. And then,
as I mentioned earlier, Peggy the drama as the High
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Priestess right now, but I agree. Moving on to the
Satanic Temple, it's pretty fun because they have something out
there called the Satanic Children's Big Book of Activities. I
think it was given to me by by Matt Frederick,
was given to me by someone, but it's called the
Satanic Children's Big Book of Activities. Uh, and it's wonderful.
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We talked about that for sure on Internet round Up
for sure. And um, that was just like one and
a string of I don't want to say countless because
if I bothered too. I could count them, but there was.
There's like a string of basically political, Satanic based political
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um projects that the Satanic Temple has taken on that
really kind of define who they are, right. They are
part performance art, very much political activists and are trying
to basically use They say that they they're using Satanism,
although they all subscribe to philosophical, atheistic human secularism, Satanism
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minus the social Darwinism and the ie Ran libertarianism um
that they're they're using Satanism though in the popular conception
as a poison pill for the church versus State debate, right, yeah,
and you can also buy shirts and hoodies and coffee,
so with this they use this poison pill. These lists
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of projects. One of them was the Satanic Children's Activity Book,
which they printed up to distribute at schools. I think
there is a school in Florida where Christian evangelists were
handing out pamphlets at a public school. So the Satanists said, oh, well, great, Well,
if they can do it, then any religion can do it.
Because the First Amendment prohibits the establishment of any religion
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or endorsement of religion by the by the government, so
we can go do it too, so they start handing
out Satanic stuff. And anytime the Satanists roll into town
and say us too, that usually means that the local
city council or the state even puts an end to
the implicit Christian endorsement of what that's going on. Christian
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endorsement via politics. Um. And by the way, when I
say that that children's work book is wonderful and if
you're out there going why did you say that? I
go check it out. It's literally stories about kids being
more accepting of others and being friendly and sharing. And
it's like any children's book, but the kids wearing like
the Instagram teachers and stuff. Yeah, which makes me wonder,
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like what about this? Why called themselves that? It seems
like they just are another trying to rabl rouse and
get attention. But I think they might get a little
further if or maybe that's the whole point. I think
we'll in part using it as the like if you
this actually happened. There's a town in Arizona, I'm not
(42:44):
sure which one, but they had a habit of opening
their city council meetings with a Christian prayer. Well, most
likely every single person in that town that the city
council represents is not Christian um. But since it was,
there was a there was some landmark court ruling I
can't remember when, maybe two thousand fourteen UM or the
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Supreme Court said, uh no, it's actually okay as long
as they don't prohibit any religions from doing this. The
Satanists showed up and said, well, here comes the Satanist
We're gonna give a benediction to open up your city
council meeting. And the city council said, okay, nobody's gonna
do prayers anymore. That's kind of what their job is,
to shut it down. But if they if they just
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did it like, well, the secular humanists are here and
we're gonna say a prayerybody be like, well, who cares.
That's fine. But the people who are so afraid of
Satanists are so afraid of Satanists that they are um
there there. They would just they would rather stop the
city council implicitly endorsing the Christian prayer than to allow
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the Satanic prayer as well. That's how it works, and
it's the same with the statue in Oklahoma, he said, Oh, well,
you're gonna put up your statute. We're we're gonna put
up one of what's it called baff Met which again
I know you've seen the statue. We both love it
just because it's so cool looking. It looks like the
cover of some great heavy metal album. It does. But
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it's like lying, yeah, the two kids looking up adoringly
at him and chuck. The Satanic Temple has another thing
going on right now too, a new initiative that they
started right which is the after School Satan Club. And
again I have to laugh. It just sounds funny, but
what it is, it's an after school curriculum um to
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teach reasoning and social skills to kids basis and again
as a counter something called the Good News Club, which
is an Evangelical Christian after school program. So again they're saying,
you got yours, will have ours. Yeah, And there's another
two thousand one Supreme Court ruling that said, you know what, sure,
we can have religious after school programs. And the the
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just the floodgates opened and the Lucian grieves, who's name
is Doug Mesner. He's one of the founders of the
Satanic Temple he says, we're doing this because the Good
News Club is creating a need for it. If they were,
if they were just doing this in churches rather than
public schools, we wouldn't have our after school Satan club.
But they are, so we are. Yeah, here's a quote.
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While the Good News Club focuses on indoctrination, stilling children
with a fear of hell and God's wrath, after school
Satan clubs will focus on free inquiry and rationalism. We
prefer to give children appreciation of the natural wonders surrounding them,
not a fear of an everlasting otherworldly horror. Uh. However,
being a member of the Satan Temple or the Church
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of Satan is not to say that you can just
be very much out with it these days. A lot
of those folks, even if they are really just secular
humanist atheist at heart, they do want to associate with
the Satanic templar churches Satan. They a lot of times,
you'll still keep it quiet, keep it a secret, because um,
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you will get people don't get what it's about, and
they will think, well, again, the people still believe that they,
you know, have blood sacrifice, and you know sacrifice animals
and eat the hearts out of goats and things like that. Right,
And there have been people in history, um, who have
killed in the name of Satan. Sure, and that's who
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people point to and say, see see Satanists or killers.
And it's like, no, that person was out of their mind.
They're mentally ill, or they were pretending to be mentally
ill so that they would get a lighter sentence, and
that's what they were doing. That they weren't actual Satanists. Again,
a true Satanists will point out that um, Satanists are atheists,
that they see Satan as a construct, as a metaphor
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shorthand for something that goes against the norms, that questions
the establishment and says, how do you know what you're
saying is right? Is right? Who says yeah, and we
don't even worship Satan per se? We really if you
want to say anything worse of ourselves as individual gods.
Peter Gilmore calls it I theism that's catchy in the
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lower case I. He's like, yes, Gilmore, Eugenius, what did
you say? His name should have been grim more and
more or kill more? Um. Yeah. Richard Ramirez, David Berkowitz,
Son of Sam talked about demons um Ricky Casso famously
in the seventies, I was an American teen who killed
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someone in the name of Satan and much too Angus
Young Chagrin was hauled into court with this a C
d C T shirt on. Uh, we're not gonna get
too much into this because you can go listen to
our great episode on the Satanic Panic of the eighties
from January five. But um, in short, it was a
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It was a time where people like Ozzy Osbourne and
Judas Priest were making use of Satanic imagery purely for
gags and selling wreck words. Uh, none of it was.
I mean today there are some legit creepy dark metal bands.
They are very much more overt with their lyrics and things.
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But I think Ozzy Osbourne has definitely been outed as
you know, not some Satan worshiping google. You know, anyone
who's ever seen him on television can tell you that. Yeah,
And I mean it bears fleshing out. There are there
are like supposedly the Goths scene in UM Germany in
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particulars where um neo Nazism and Neopaganism kind of come together.
A lot of people point to that as some sort
of neo Satanism. But again, if you're talking about Satanism
with a capitalist as an atheistic philosophy, and somebody murdering
in the name of Satan holds about as much water
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as somebody murdering in the name of the Easter Bunny,
you got any thing else? Yeah? This is Let me
quote with a finish with a passage from the Satanic
Bible on love. Satanism has been thought of as being
synonymous with cruelty and brutality. This is only so because
people are afraid to face the truth, and the truth
is that human beings are not all benign, are all loving.
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Just because the Satanist admits he is capable of both
love and hate, he is considered hateful. On the contrary,
because he's able to give vent to his hatred through
ritualized expression, he is far more capable of love, the
deepest kind of love, by honestly recognizing and admitting to
both the hate and the love he feels. There's no
confusing one emotion with the other. Without being able to
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experience one of these emotions, you cannot fully experience the other. Wow.
Either Dr SEUs or Anton LaVey that Zoroastrian dualism if
I've ever heard it. Uh. Well, if you want to
know more about Satanism, well go look up this article.
It's a Aubster article um on how stuff works dot com.
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And since I said grabs, there's time for listener mail.
Hello Chucking, Hello Chuck Bryant and Josh Clark Hello, very formal. Uh.
On stuttering, I've stuttered for most of my life. I
say most of my life because it started when I
was five. As you mentioned your show, there are several
several different ways it can happen. I would always try
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to think of a different word to use when I
got stuck, and that would result in very strange sounding sentences.
I would define stuttering his inability to coordinate breath flow
with words. Blocking on a word or sound would often
result in a cessation of breathing entirely. Kind people often
tell me that stuttering does not bother them, But the
fact is, when I stutter, my internal reaction is that
I feel and sound like a fool. I rationally, I
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know that is not true, but that is what I
often feel. Nonetheless, and of course, unkind people abound, and
I often heard as a child, reactions like don't you
know what you want? From other kids and adults, laughter
and derision. Often I'd hair just sing it. And while
it's true that singing and speaking are operated by different
parts of the brain, life is not a musical and besides,
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I hate musicals, So at the age of sixty seven,
I would never have thought that I'd end up talking
on the phone and dealing with the public for a living.
I still occasionally stutter and sometimes feel pretty badly, but
I've learned to just live with it. Sometimes feel as
I get older, I just don't give a darn anymore.
That allows me to relax and stutter less. That is
a perk of aging, not caring. Uh. Stress brings it
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out and does as as talking about my difficult into
our childhood. I'm a singer. I'm one of the resident
shanty singers at the National Maritime Historical Park at Hyde
Street Pierre in San Francisco, and it performed in front
of large audiences. Singing is not a problem, but introducing
songs can be. You might say I'm the mel Tillis
traditional song and that lovely email well from Richard adrian Owitz.
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Thank you Richard. I love that one, Yeah good one,
and everybody us in San Francisco down to go down
to Fisherman's Wharf and see Richard check up the show
The mel Tillis of Shanty Singing. I love it. If
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