April 16, 2025 • 45 mins
It's the final episode of the Amber and Lacey, Lacey and Amber Show! The ladies go out with a bang having on comedian Jay Jurden! The three chat dating, their upbringings, and more.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Season after season with that ourselves a best Welcome to
this episode. It is the last busy ever Lazy Lazy
and Ember show, Pull yourself together, Lazy Lazy. I hope
we had a good run. Have we really did have
(00:23):
a good run? Welcome to the last Ember Lacy, Lacy
and Embers show. This where we talked shit about everybody.
Now you know Lorraine down the Street got a facelift.
It looks bad. It looks bad. Hi Lacey, Hi, amby,
what are all of your feelings off? Feelings off? Fat?
(00:46):
I really, really really, I'm trying to get swimsuit bikini ready,
and I really want some Godfather's pizza, okay, and I'm
trying not to do it. That'll set you back. Once
you eat a Godfather's pizza, you're gonna gain to now listeners,
you think she means a piece of pizza, and she misspoke.
She does not mean that. She means an entire pizza.
(01:08):
And if anybody knows Godfather's large pizza, I could eat
that whole thing. Turn it out. She don't mean it's small, Yeah,
turn it on. Yeah A small A small as nothing
small as a slice a large pizza, A vat of
ranch dressing and you dip the pizza in the dressing
as you eat. You've never done that. You need to
do that, and you need to get the right dressing.
If you go to Godfather's, get their ranch dressing. It's delicious.
(01:31):
They make it there. They make it there. Okay. If
you're from our lot of Braska, you put ranch dressing
on everything. It's just a part of our culture, and
I'm sorry about it. It's the tastiest way to do everything. Now.
I don't want to be putting ranch on everything. You
think I like living like this, I doubt, but I
don't put ranch on pizza lice. Sorry, I'm the only
(01:53):
person I know who won't do it. I also need
to tell you this is fitting for the last episode.
I went to my went to the nail place. I
went to the pedicure place. He always does me wrong.
They always do you wrong. And I had to get
my winter feet because you know your feet are out
now for winter, and you go to the winter rising
or the what the summer rising, I don't know where
you go. You go to get him ready for summer,
(02:15):
and you expect to them to scratch and scrape and
sand off your feet. This man did nothing. Yeah, I
took those puppies out and he did a little lightly touched,
and then I said, am I going to get the
hot stones because I love them hot stones and the
hot He brings out the hot stones and dowses them
with cold water and rubs him on my feet in
(02:36):
their ice cold and I look at him and I go, WHOA,
what are you doing? He goes, I'm not burning my hands,
and I go, I need hot stones. So then he
gets more hot stones and he does this same and
I'm looking at this lady across from me and she's shaking.
She's working, you know, on me discounts I've gotten this place.
Then he does the hot towel wrap and he's as
he's coming around the corner, he's flapping them like birds,
(02:56):
and he put them on me. Worst pedicure, you know,
that's what? Did you complain? Absolutely? The owner knows me
and loves me. So I went up and I was like,
this was terrible. Got a discount? Do my toes look great? Absolutely?
But I want the experience, Okay, I want the heat
burn me to death. Didn't have a damn bad experience Amber,
And guess what I'll be back next month, Lacy, stop
(03:17):
going there. I like to go. It's near it cut
it out, near good food, It's near my patio. It
is near the best patio. Nice place to walk around, Lacy,
what would you like our listeners to know? For this
the last episode, I want our listeners to know that
you've learned a lot from us. If you have not
(03:39):
listened to this podcast, you're an idiot. But if you
more listening to this podcast, you're well educated. Now you
know about life. We've talked about the cheesecake factor. We've
talked you how to be a stronger and better person. Okay, yeah,
look out for us in the future for more strength.
We're going on a world tour, or we just pop
it into cities. Yeah, into cities, into homes, into homes,
(04:04):
home visits. Yeah, you better open it up. Yeah, and
legally we can do that. Now we can kick down
your door. You can't stop us kick Yeah, what are
you doing in there? What do you make it? Here's
some rich dressing. Then you have to eat it. You
have to eat it. So we hope you've you've enjoyed
all of our messages. We've taught you how to date,
we've taught you how to say, no, I deserve better
(04:26):
than this. No, we've taught you how to hang up
and block someone. Yeah, these are skills. You didn't have
this before. You didn't know. But you know what. You've
also taught us listeners. You've taught us how to be
the loudest version of ourselves. We've reached decibel's I didn't
think we could reach. No, and we've insulted each other
on new levels every single episode. Look at this idiot, sister.
(04:54):
We're so bad. Yes, well, la see every Thursday from
one before. What you're gonna do from now on? I'm
gonna act a fool? I see you always act fool street.
It's too bad. He wrote a song to sign off
and it is so long. Okay, No, we didn't write that. Farewell, farewell,
(05:16):
oh videos, and goodbye. Okay. I loved all of our guests.
Special shout out to every guest we've ever had. Special
shout out to uh them, especially for putting up with
us because we're pretty poorly behaved. We're bad. Shout out
(05:38):
to Noah, Becca and Victim were always helping because let
me write our producers. I couldn't get on my computer today.
We're really bad. At computering forever and ever. We're bad
and we're never going to be better. This is as
good as it's not gonna get Okay, not learning anything
skills right now, No, no skills, No new friends, no
(05:58):
new friends. No, that's that's our motto and sticking to it. Guys,
thanks so much for tuning in. It really does mean
a lot to us. And as we move forward with
this next chapter of life, we'd like to leave you
with this song. Hey, everybody, watch out for you, but
(06:19):
your butt is behind you. It's always behind you. Look out,
but you know it's gonna be the most unseerious. Everyone's
listening was like this fool about to make up. But
I loved it, as I always do. We're gonna be
back with with with Jay Jorden. Is that true? I
don't know. We're already off the rails. Motherfucker is held up. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
(06:40):
We're gonna be back with Jay jj All right, we'll
see it a little bit. Hey, everybody, it's time for
(07:04):
the ember. Let's say, let's say an amber show act
to electric boogloo. Today's justice Jay Jorden. He's a comedian,
writer and actor and he you can see him around
the country on the kind of sort of sort of
kind of tour. That's where he comes to your town
and you go to your favorite venue and you have
(07:28):
the time of your life. Because Jay, I'll tell you
right now you about to find out, but he a fool,
horribly behaves.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
That is one of the highest compliments from black people.
I want everyone to understand African American vernacular English, it.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Goes here fool, oh you crazy.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
And then there every now and then from straight men
who don't know how to deal with their joy around
my set, they go, hey.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I was worried at first, but thank you for saying that, lazy,
thank you for having me Yay.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I was going to say the exact same thing you said. Hey,
white people out there, you're a fool. Me. You already
did it. I'm so glad you did that.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Just you know up there, yeah, you a fool is
up there with.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Whenever uh, black women and some black queer men, whenever
we say child that heap is acting up, it doesn't
mean that we dislike that person. It's it's all kind
of like, uh, these are all good things about a
person exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I will say this, I have been shocked by the
rise of Heifer, which will be the name of this episode,
the Rise of the Rise of because heifer used to
be the cuss word.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Can remember, Licy. Do you remember when we were at
we were house, Yeah yeah, and she called a woman
she said, you will beat up hereful and we froze.
We heifer wasn't used in our household, but we were
visiting in Georgia and she said, you'll beat up hereful
(09:29):
just like that, and we were like, this word is magical.
We know what's wrong. We really don't know what it means,
and we know we can't repeat it man, And we
are still to this day.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
For the script's national spelling, it's h e f F
a exclamation point. Now origin is cattle. But the youth
has evolved over time. One time, my mama said, this
is about her best friend in church, best friend Elaine,
who can sing very well. And my mama said, if
(10:04):
it's one thing that hef I can do, it's sine.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Whoa that I can say.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
And before before like we could before, people were, you know,
kind of before the reclamation of the word bitch. I
really think helfa kind of paved the way a little
bit because you you could use it as a pejorative,
you could use it to uplift.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
It has no meaning, right, that's right.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I feel like ant Lolo said, Yo beat up hilpa
is one of my first memories were little It locked
both of y'all in so fast. You didn't yo beaty
up flight because in our house, we don't say spit,
we don't say lie.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Oh, that was a big one. That was a huge one.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
You can tell a story that's right, Yeah, say, I
don't know if that's true. I don't know if I
could call something to lie until I was eighteen in
my house.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
That lot of good that did any fucking body. Now
I'm the worst human being on planet. Every third word
is a curse, and I think it's because these old
beat up himphos kept me away from my natural state
of exist.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Right, I'm still a person who in conversation and conversation
if if we start cursing, and if we start cussing,
I know there's been an escalation of things like case
in point, Like maybe if if you're like cursing around me,
(11:36):
it's pretty chill. Once curse wards, Once curse words start
coming at me. I do kind of say, okay, we
are having it. Probably, why why are you cussing in
me this much? Because I'm gonna start cussing back.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah that's me. That's me. I do that this fucking guy.
But you, you raggedy motherfucker. I gotta kiss you on
the mouth. You don't know. You didn't know which way
it was gonna go, didn't know. You keep me on
my toe a second. Yeah, I really do. I should
give up curse words for let It would help. No,
(12:11):
it would help, It would help the Lord. But it's
halfway we it's too close to Easter now. Just as
much as I can do, Amber knows I try to
quit things all the time that I call her back
and I go, I'm back in. I was gonna stop
saying this word. I last for about two hours. I
don't last the day. Yeah, I last for about two hours,
and I'm like, yeah, I'm back.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I I can. I can like really stay away from
curse words. One thing that like would be harder for me.
It will be much harder for me to stay away from,
like making face, like curse words. I can like lock
down my face though I react to so many things
so viscerally. So like, there have been times where I've
(12:54):
been in a meeting and someone said, oh, well, this
is the plan. I was like, Okay, you want to
say something.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Nah?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
They no, Jay, you you clearly want to say something.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
No, it's hard. It's so hard.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
People will ask me about they'll ask me about stuff
going on in this damn industry, and they'll I'll I'll
be able to give a perfect answer, but my face
jas the state of comedy with these white boys want
to say the R word and the N word.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I go, oh, what's happening? Y'all heard that too?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Then your face just gets wider and wider. You trying
to push everything down.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Okay, are they here right now? They've been saying y'all
want to say it, say it.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Saying what I have to say? Something bad? Now? What's
the what's the M word? Are you saying? Oh? N word?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, I mean they've been they've been using the N
word too for little people. Kind of we kind of
go through a whole alphabet of the words. If they're like,
I can't say this anymore, and I go, but just
they just said I can't say it.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
No, that's uh that's the alphabet of slurs. Now, it's
not a popular book, but Jay has written it. It's
available on Amazon.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, yeah, alphabeta slurs. It's great for kids. They love it.
It's picture book, pop up book.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
It's a pop up book. It's got helfa, hus.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Helper hs help, parentheses. Oh, beat up, oh up, beat
up helfa.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, Oh my god. That's Oh that's a George. That's
when y'all say Georgia. I said, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Oh yeah, Savannah, mm hmmm. Where are your people from?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I'm I'm from Mississippi. I'm not even removed from the people.
I was born in Mississippi. We went Louisiana in the
I want to say twenties, the Mississippi from the twenties
all the way up until me and I went to
New York, but Mississippi, Louisiana, Mississippi truly to Lula, Louisiana,
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right across the river from Vicksburg, then.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
To then to central Mississippi, Jackson and Canton area.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Now, I was told Mississippi is legal to have one
headlight is legal. You can drive it one headlight. They
should not pull you over for that. And I believe
I'm not going to google it because I don't want
that to ruin. But my whole life, that's what I
was told. I believe it.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
They believe they still kind of had slavery on the
books up until ninety five. So I don't really know
what the ins and out are when it comes to
some of the statutes in Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I feel like if very over into Mississippi legal you
could get catched.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Oh no, you time travel? Is that what you Whenever
I go home, I'm tom travel you.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I go, I go, I go Lagoria, Atlanta and from
Jackson Hartsville Atlanta Airport.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Then I started moving back into.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Do you know when you were in Mississippi did you
feel the weight of racism or did you were you
just like this is just like this, this isn't man.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
So this is what's funny. But also I guess very
telling about it.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
So I went to a predominantly black high school, I
was around black people, So the racism that was kind
of baked into the existence that would have been a
black person in Mississippi. There were structural and systemic parts
of racism where now if you look back on it
you go, oh wow, oh, every services industry person was
(16:40):
a black woman because maybe those were the only roles
that were available for them for so long. But then
there was also part of it is Mississippi is the
blackest state. So with a black population that high, primarily
because of slavery at Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, like, those black
populations stay like even it had so many black people
(17:02):
in Missipi that even when all the black people went
to Chicago during the Great Migration and went to California,
even when they went like Memphis, Saint Louis, Chicago, Detroit, like,
there was still so many black people left in Mississippi.
So there are parts of it where I was like, oh,
oh wait, a second prince. A lot of these school
(17:22):
principals were white, but every bus driver is black. Like
there were moments where you clocked that and you realized it,
and then there were also moments when you would look
at his real when you would look at the flag,
and by the time you got the fourth grade, you'd
be like, oh, that is the Confederate flag on our
state flag. Quick question, Ms McIntosh, what's going on with that?
(17:42):
She's like, well, I'm glad you asked, let's talk about
the War of North and aggression, go away, not what
when them damns came down here and tried to tell
us how to live. So there were moments where as
a young black boy who was really interested in academics
(18:02):
and who like loved history, and my mom was a teacher,
so I also like had like a focus on academics,
there are times where you would start to zoom out
and go, oh, oh, wait a minute. Ross Barnett Reservoir
that's named after Governor Ross Barnett.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
What was he famous for? Cut two?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Oh, he didn't want James Meredith to.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Go to Ole Miss. Oh this is great.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Wait wait Jefferson Davis County. Jefferson Davis. He was the
president of the Confederacy.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Oh okay, that's.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Oh wait a minute, all right, okay, yeah, Like you
have those moments, but just along your academic journey, you
just be like another, wait, don't what, oh this is
what more?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Stop? Don't tell me. I feel like it was the
year twenty sixteen. I want to say when I finally
pieced together. I mean, it's not my fault. I've never
given three thoughts to the game of football, but I
was just sitting there at late night with Seth Myers,
and they were talking about this quarterback and this quarterback
in this quarterback and how smart they are in this
(19:04):
and that. And I stood up and was like, wait,
wait wait wait, wait wait wait wait, all the coaches
are white. Yeah, and then all the quarterbacks are white,
and they chose them because they think they're smart. Yeah,
And everyone probably around the same time I discovered I
did not know anything. Wait, Amber, listen, Amber, and I
do not know about sports at all. And I was
(19:29):
a big old adult when I was like, quarterbacks are white.
That's a thing I did not. Everybody was whatever.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
And because the position has been so associated with UH
being intelligent and making decisions for all of these other
skill players on the field, who happened to the dues, well,
all of the people that they're in charge of, not
just the duvises, the people that they tell where to run.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
And where to go. Absolute.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
So so then the comra station.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Would be like, oh, this black quarterback, Yeah, I don't
know if he's got the game IQ, I don't know if.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
He's very athletic, he seems dynamic, he seems powerful. But
I just don't know if he's I don't know if
he has the head for the game. So they would
they I mean the one to look test.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
There's there.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
There's a couple of really kind of blatantly race based
things that people will say about black quarterbacks now that
they still kind of have to like check themselves on.
Like we had two like Jaalen Hurts and I'm getting
into football Dalen Hurts and it's he's a quarterback for
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the Philadelphia Eagles. And then you have Patrick Mahomes who
was the quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs. And once
again they were like, we got two black quarterbacks in
the Super Bowl. It's still of note when that happens
when so much of the league is black. But then ownership,
once you get to the ownership, once you get to
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the coaching level, it like drops off dramatically. They had
the institute a rule so that they would even interview
black coaches in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
God damn well now that rule has died. Well, I
gotta make you a T shirt, I say, black quarterback, Now, Amber,
I gotta work lay love a message T shirt. I
love T shirt. Lacey has a shirt. I say this
all the time. But it's the funniest T shirt I
ever saw, and it says play well Lexie loves eld Barge,
(21:32):
but it says play some DeBarge and it has a
picture of a gun.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
I actually love that.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Play it and sing along to it too. They're like,
you know it?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
But also, what a funny What a funny way to
ask for some real good music.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Yeah, with a gun, with a gun, with the gun.
And that's Lacey. Most music you'll ever listen to. Who
more than a woman with a gun.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, play that beautiful song by that family of musicians
singing all high right.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Now, Jack, one day you're gonna be an old black
lady too. Yeah, you're gonna just be sitting around at
Jazz on the Green in your linen outfit, having a
wine linen live your best life.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
I want you to know something. I'm so close to
that already. I have multiple linen outfits.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
And the other day I put on Ain't Nobody by
Shakakana Rufus, and I said to no one in my apartment,
y'all don't know nothing about this.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Y'all don't know nothing about this.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
When Chinka, okay, when Chaka Khan, there's where's one specific
vocal and lyrical choice where she says lonely and I go,
that's an old woman way to say lonely.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I was so lonely.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Ain't nobody I ever felt this lonely? And the fact
that I know I'm already because I didn't say Shanka Khan,
I said rufus.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
And Sanka Khan, rufus, you were ready. He was reading
the record. Rufus. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
You aren't even allowed to say the word rufus unless
you got a couple of hard candies in your pocket,
you know what, not in your pocket?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
In your pocket book. That's right in my duty and birth.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yes, yes, that I got on sale for dealards from
gay hips from a craze.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Oh, dealer, Dillard is still here.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
We still have a Yeah, you said lazy, that's a
church announcement.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Uh in the news. Deal it's still open. We're gonna
take a bus there.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Listen, listen. The blood still has power. Okay, well, hey,
they tried to take it out. Venture capitalists trying to
take it out of the mall.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
They try a bunch of can do it? You can
what that means? Said?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
There is an easter sail there's an easter. We we
we really would he rose, but we won't rise our prices.
Praise the Lord saints.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Hey, everybody, we will be back after this break with
a special message from our sponsor Billard's. Hey, everybody, can
you believe we're back so fast? Whoa much faster than
(25:05):
he thought? That's us, Damber Lacey Lacy and Amber show.
Our guess is Jay Jorden. He's also our little brother.
Probably yes, well, okay, this is a bit of loure.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
The last time and I think the first time we
all hung out, we just show and then we got
food afterwards, and we cackled at a table and it
felt so right.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
It felt so right.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I told y'all I went to Omaha, and y'all got
mad at me for not telling y'all y'all, I.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Went to fight. We were going to fight him, and
I'm still listener. They got so mad, they said you
and to Omaha to tell us. I said before this, like,
I just still mad. Doesn't that you exist? You should
have should have been a search of black people and
oh my, you should have contacted still. I would have
found a picture and been like, I can't hang out
(25:54):
with this person. And you would have been right, because
let's judge people based on how they look, and that's
what we're out. Are you ever gonna return to Amaha, Nebraska?
You know what?
Speaker 3 (26:06):
I think I will better?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
I think I will.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I don't have I don't have nothing against that place.
I have me a good time.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Oh good, that's good.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
I walked around.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
I got something to eat, that's right. I saw buildings,
that's right, we got them, they got them. Build something.
I don't over exaggerate. I don't say nothing else. Now
you're gonna make whatever you say that you made it up.
You ate you want.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Will This is also airport, so close to everything that
I got there. I got to downtown very quickly.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
From there, everything it's oh MyH you throw a rock?
Get there, you hit Lacey, you throw rock? Don't you
throw a rock in Omaha? That's true to be like that.
You can't throw a rock? Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I went to when Okay, I went to Grand Rapids,
uh last this past year and the year before, and
somehow in Grand Rapids, Michigan, like it's like kind of
a smaller it's like small, it's like one of the
smaller Michigan cities. But like it's still a city. They
had like a Rosa Parks Square and I was like,
(27:14):
did she visit one day or something? Why y'all got
this here? I was like, did y'all just hear about it?
It looks this statue looks new y'all just getting wind.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Contribution, Like, hey, everybody hear about Rosa.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Also also also, don't make her stand up in the statue.
Can you at least give her a seat.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I'm not she's gonna be tired forever. I know, that's right.
She got to stand up for all eternity. Good lord
you yep, you're right. She should have been sitting on
a throne, a thrown or at least put a chair
behind her and then another chair behind that. Yeah, she
should have been of everything.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
I wanted to sit.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yeah, you sit behind her. That's the stitches. Whoever you are,
you take a seat behind to sit behind ro.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
That was also gret Also they had they had a
little uh there was some sort of situation going on
in the downtown area when I was there one time
for shows and they had this. They had this this
band full of old heads. They listen older than us.
But I want to say not by much. Now listen,
(28:29):
not by much, and it was they played I think
they played outstanding by the Gap bands, And I was like,
so whenever you say, oh, Jay, you're about to be
enjoying a nice jazz show in the afternoon, I'm there.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Guess what they played outstanding?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I stayed.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
I said, I might miss my show. I might not
do comedy tonight. Listen, I might need me an Alisa.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Oh my god, whoa that knocked the wind out of me.
Remember Alisa? I did? Remember Alid?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
I think she got she got her cosmetology license. That
boy three kids, they all look like him.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Blessed heart.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Yeah, she went the mama wasn't even in the room.
She spat him out, so bad. Jay.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yes, something we like to do on the show is
called please slide out of Lacey's dms. That's where we
read dms actual human beings have sent Yeah, Lacey lamar
and uh. It makes you want to fight, but sometimes
it makes you want to laugh. Do These two are
(29:46):
special because not only are they dms, I'm not even
going to read them, they are conversations. And I had
two of them yesterday, so I was like, I don't
have to write this down. This is fresh on my brain.
So I am on the day apps, Jay, I'm on
the dating apps yea. And these two conversations progressed. Amber
knows it don't get no further than hello, how are you?
(30:09):
And they're like, one, see my wiener, And then I
usually end up breathing it's something that bad. This time,
this guy, I mean, sometimes they don't. Let's just be honest.
This guy, he seemed really nice. In fact, I was
going to send a picture of him to Amber because
I was like, this guy's a dream. He's gorgeous, he's
(30:30):
super polite, he sweet. So we've been texting back and
forth and he goes, do you wanna do you want
to talk later in the evening? I go absolutely. We
exchange numbers. Why did I do that? We exchange numbers
and he's talking and he says to me, you know,
I would love to get coffee sometime. When I tell you, Jay,
things never progressed to a date. It just doesn't happen.
(30:55):
Now it doesn't happen. So I said, great, you know
I'm free Friday. We can meet for coffee. You know
it's always coffee because they walk in crazy, something bizarre.
I'm out. So you got to meet with the light
coffee during the day around a lot of people. So
I go, yeah, exits, and he goes, well, Friday's a
little early for me because and here we go. Yeah,
(31:18):
I am a mentor at work to this woman. And
when he said that, I went, just like this, Oh,
here we go. He goes, he didn't catch that. He
didn't catch it. I said, here we go, because this
about to be something, and he goes, you know, and
so she just moved here, and we're both from the
same state, and so they thought it would be a
good idea for me to be her mentor because we're
(31:41):
from the same state. And think they were both from Texas. Okay,
that makes no sense, but you keep talking. So you know,
we're both in Texas. So I'm her mentor now. And
then I just found out that, you know, she's going
through a rough patch with her boyfriend, and so I
just decided, you know, she should just move in because
(32:03):
you know, I don't know if he's going to be
violent or not. So I talked to my boss and
my boss was like, yeah, because this could I'm not kidding,
this could affect her job. So she moved in with me,
and you know, I'm just helping her find a place
to live. And so until she gets that, you know, settled,
I'm not going to be able to have coffee. And
(32:27):
he starts talking mid conversation. I hung up and blocked him.
Let's unpack all of it.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
She's just moved in with me. I'm her mentor, and
she just moved it and with me.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
What he what kind of lie? Hr wouldn't let that happen.
So this is what I almost said. So Hr, So
you and your boss said, that's a good idea, that
this whole story as you were talking, making it up.
As you were going, you didn't realize how dumb it was.
(33:00):
Then a mentor didn't happen. Mint mentors and done with
your mentor. Mentor, he's an engineer. He is an engineer.
That's not what mentor means. He's an engine he's an engineer.
Some lies he's engineering. Some have truths.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
What you can't move a new employee into an existing
employee's apartment because they're from the same state. Yeah, they're
from the same state because that's what they met, because
they've been married.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
A couple of y'all couldn't have found a shelter an
apartment that your moved her up here from Texas usually
paid for the move.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
So yeah, you know, I meant, yeah, you know, I'm mentoring.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Everyone.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Yeah, we went through this like uh kind of like
work program where we like uh kind of tied our
lives together the government and you know, now we you
know technically we like file taxes together and stuff. But
but I'm excited for Confide said so much like an Americano,
you know what, you know what, let's see, I got you,
(34:05):
I'm paid for it. I use her card though, my mentees,
my minties, she got the points.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Why would that mean she couldn't go to exactly, you
gotta be lady in the house. I know that's right,
that lady to do. Yeah, what does that have to
do with you? You having a social life. You can't
have a social life because she.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
No, because she was like where are you going?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Where you go? Where are you going? That's why. That's why,
because you need to be like, wouldn't she don't she
have work to do? Shouldn't she be working? She's a
low level employee. She needs to work work. She had
working late or working early engineering somewhere. That's why these
bridges falling apart did a falling down? She did, y'all. Now,
(35:03):
is this a story that he made up as he
was going or is this a pre story that he
tells Amber. This story worked on someone else, and it
worked in little increments. Right, So he first lied to
some lady and was like, oh, she's just a mentee.
Then he lied to that same lady almost like oh,
(35:24):
she's she's staying the night with me because her boyfriend
hit her. And then it worked again because he's like,
she can't go back, right. So then when he heard
from you, he was like, oh, this whole story works,
and he told you the whole thing. But it doesn't
work like that. It only works in little bursts. That's
my theory. Why would he even so peep this?
Speaker 3 (35:47):
He even made up an abusive man to beat up
this la.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Women can't even have no peace in his lives. In
his lives, we didn't be That's how much she hates.
Even his imagination is violent. God. But also everyone lie everyone,
part of everyone. Let's switch all of this and say
(36:15):
every word is true. I don't want none of that
because you've got a woman living in your house that
is now attached to you. You don't saved her. She
ain't going nowhere, you cute. No, she ain't going nowhere.
Shan't going nowhere. Shang going nowhere. If all of this
is one hundred percent true, this is worse. You actually
get worse. A stranger living in your house under your
(36:35):
wing that you can't leave at night. You better get
the hell out of here. Yeah, she's a grown ass woman.
Beat you up. You not to me, but you have
a stranger in your house and that has to stop. Yeah, exactly.
Let them play stranger in my house and see what
I do. Let them play it. I dare you to
(36:56):
let a stranger live in your home instead of just
going putting. You're in an hotel. That's not what we're doing.
Dumb and dumb Amber.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
You've been Amber somehow you snuck into what I've been
listening to recently. But you know what happened. Kelly Clarkson
did a cover.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Then I listened to Kelly Clarkson's cover on Kelly Oki,
and then I listened to Tamiya's song on the way
to a couple of shows now saying my rotation a lot.
And I remember when that song first came out because
the music video was so sexy and I remember being
the car or my mom and I was like, did
Grant Hill cheat on Tama?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
No? I was like maybe. I was like I was
still too young to be like.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
There's songwriters and sometimes people will write a song that's
not about the situation, but those singing song.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
I was like, who don't do this to me? A
grand Hill my song I'll give you basketball. My favorite
song is officially Missing You. That is my song. Yes, yes,
And they have a version where it's like, you know,
just the drums, it's fast. I know that sounds bizarre.
I don't know who sings it. I listen to that
(38:02):
all the time. That's on my playlist. I listen to both.
I got to write that down. What do you It's
just the drums, It's just drums. It's like a like
a like a marching I know it sounds weird. It's
like like the street guy playing the drums. He's playing
on one of those things. What yes, I'll find it.
I'll find it all right. I want my officially Missing
you all drums. That sounds bonanza. It sounds Oh wait, Lacy,
(38:27):
what's your second story? Oh yeah. So it was a
conversation after I block that guy. I was talking to
this other guy and he goes, you want sometimes when
God closes the door, he closed another the satan opens
up the sewer, so and I fell in. So maybe
(38:48):
within an hour I start chatting with this other guy
and he goes, hey, you want to exchange numbers? And
I go, shoot, why not? Cannot be worse than this guy?
And I, Uh, we talk. He sounds great, he's gorgeous,
and he goes, h, I said, I don't even remember
how it started, but he was talking about his last
(39:08):
date and he goes, yeah, I was talking to a
woman and uh it was about six months and I go, oh, okay,
and he said and then one time, for like a week,
I didn't call her and she got upset and I go,
I said, why why didn't you call? And she goes, well,
I had my kids, My kids were visiting, and so
(39:30):
I just thought she would just know, like and she
and he said, she had the audacity to say I
couldn't even get a good morning and a good night text.
And he says to me, can you believe it? Good
morning and good night? He said, nobody got time for that.
What Oh? So you went you went a wall for
a whole week and you you And I said, were
you guys in? So? I had to I needed very
(39:52):
I said, I needed verification. I said, were you in
a relationship? He was like yes, it was established right.
He goes yeah. I go, so were you seeing other people?
He goes no, and I go, okay, well you might
be wrong on this. What anyway?
Speaker 3 (40:10):
He's anyway, Lacy, I'm gonna text you next week.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
And I just got I got out of there. I
was like, no, not for me. I was like kids,
He said, my kids? He said, I have time for that.
On about how I didn't send her a good morning
or good night? Yeah, that's what you're that's the bare minimum.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
And also you could text her my kids are in town.
I'm gonna be a bit out of pocket this week,
but I so excited to see you.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
It is wow.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Okay, I'm gonna say this. Okay, one man told too
many lies. This man didn't tell enough. We need a
Goldie lock.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Just the right just the right lie, just the right
lie can't work.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
I want these men to know something. I'm not telling
you to be honest. I'm telling you to be decent.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Yeah this, I've been thinking about you all day. That
lipstick is perfectly your shade. Yeah, the countdown begins. It's
inconvenient for me to come pick you up.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
You know my minteen, she's on a break.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Anything. Damn, what is wrong with these? But thank you
because you let me know what I'm in for you
letting me don't. That's not me. Look, and I'm the
least neediest person you Just can you text me your
thumbs up something? Just hey, Okay, he's still alive. I
(41:50):
don't know. I don't know what happened to you. A
week silence, not responding to anything. That's harsh. Lace that
my life right now, I'm gonna end this. Please slide
out of Lacey's dems like I always end every police
slide out of themes. Turn gay, turn gay? Right now,
I've never regretted a minute of it. Turn gay, turn it,
(42:13):
turn it, come it, do it. Take flip, just try
to flip. Just flip it, flip it, rub it down. Okay,
Hey everyone, we have had a great episode. There's no
one on earth we love more than Jay Jordan. Okay,
(42:37):
no one. Sorry, Mom, I don't care if you hear this, and.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
I just pointed it. Folks like beat up O my god. Hey,
you know what, this is my challenge to myself. Before
the end of this week, I'm gonna point at someone
and say that you have.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
To I'm gonna do it today. I'm gonna feel good.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
That's what I'm you know, I'm bringing that into my week.
I'm speaking that.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Oh. Yes, some people speak affirmations. Jay speaks oh beat
up hepphos. Now, now we'll hold up. Be ready to fight.
You can't. You can't just say that to anybody. So
be ready to fight. Say to someone that looks like
they can't fight, that's There is.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
A beautiful amount of imagery in that for word phrase.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Old, beat up, beat up half you painted a picture. Yeah,
that's a movie. Some would call her the poet laureate. Yes, Jay,
how can we follow you on socials? Okay?
Speaker 2 (43:50):
You can find me on all of the all of
the sites, even even the Evil Nazi one. I'm still there.
I'm punching. I'm beating people up on that, you know,
you know I actually I'm I'm on that one x.
I'm on Instagram, I'm on TikTok. You can follow all
of the tour updates on Jay Jorden dot com. Orjjorden
(44:14):
dot com, dot io that everywhere you can just google
Jay Jorden the tour will pop up.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Oh lullu, he got it? Like that, Lacy, Where can
we find you? On social media? You can find me,
Lacey lamar one. That's all you need? Why, Lacey lamar One?
Because I locked myself out of Lacey lamar and so
I just like for you to have to say that
all the time.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
No, Lacey, that is your that's your mentoring.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Lacey lamar You're right, You're right. Lacy legally changed her
name to Lacey lamar One. You can find me at
Amber Ruffin across all socials. And we love you, and
we love Jay and we love ourselves. Are you hope
you do too? Okay? Goodbye bye. The Amber and Lacey
(45:07):
Lacy and Amber Show is a production by Will Ferrell's
Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast. It's created and hosted
by Amber Ruffin and Lacy Lamar. Executive produced by Noah
Avoar and Hans Sani, super produced by Becca Raimos. Because
She's a Superhero co produced by Victor Wright, Edited and
mixed by Ty Herd. Music by David schmol
Season after season with that ourselves a best Welcome to
this episode. It is the last busy ever Lazy Lazy
and Ember show, Pull yourself together, Lazy Lazy. I hope
we had a good run. Have we really did have
(00:23):
a good run? Welcome to the last Ember Lacy, Lacy
and Embers show. This where we talked shit about everybody.
Now you know Lorraine down the Street got a facelift.
It looks bad. It looks bad. Hi Lacey, Hi, amby,
what are all of your feelings off? Feelings off? Fat?
(00:46):
I really, really really, I'm trying to get swimsuit bikini ready,
and I really want some Godfather's pizza, okay, and I'm
trying not to do it. That'll set you back. Once
you eat a Godfather's pizza, you're gonna gain to now listeners,
you think she means a piece of pizza, and she misspoke.
She does not mean that. She means an entire pizza.
(01:08):
And if anybody knows Godfather's large pizza, I could eat
that whole thing. Turn it out. She don't mean it's small, Yeah,
turn it on. Yeah A small A small as nothing
small as a slice a large pizza, A vat of
ranch dressing and you dip the pizza in the dressing
as you eat. You've never done that. You need to
do that, and you need to get the right dressing.
If you go to Godfather's, get their ranch dressing. It's delicious.
(01:31):
They make it there. They make it there. Okay. If
you're from our lot of Braska, you put ranch dressing
on everything. It's just a part of our culture, and
I'm sorry about it. It's the tastiest way to do everything. Now.
I don't want to be putting ranch on everything. You
think I like living like this, I doubt, but I
don't put ranch on pizza lice. Sorry, I'm the only
(01:53):
person I know who won't do it. I also need
to tell you this is fitting for the last episode.
I went to my went to the nail place. I
went to the pedicure place. He always does me wrong.
They always do you wrong. And I had to get
my winter feet because you know your feet are out
now for winter, and you go to the winter rising
or the what the summer rising, I don't know where
you go. You go to get him ready for summer,
(02:15):
and you expect to them to scratch and scrape and
sand off your feet. This man did nothing. Yeah, I
took those puppies out and he did a little lightly touched,
and then I said, am I going to get the
hot stones because I love them hot stones and the
hot He brings out the hot stones and dowses them
with cold water and rubs him on my feet in
(02:36):
their ice cold and I look at him and I go, WHOA,
what are you doing? He goes, I'm not burning my hands,
and I go, I need hot stones. So then he
gets more hot stones and he does this same and
I'm looking at this lady across from me and she's shaking.
She's working, you know, on me discounts I've gotten this place.
Then he does the hot towel wrap and he's as
he's coming around the corner, he's flapping them like birds,
(02:56):
and he put them on me. Worst pedicure, you know,
that's what? Did you complain? Absolutely? The owner knows me
and loves me. So I went up and I was like,
this was terrible. Got a discount? Do my toes look great? Absolutely?
But I want the experience, Okay, I want the heat
burn me to death. Didn't have a damn bad experience Amber,
And guess what I'll be back next month, Lacy, stop
(03:17):
going there. I like to go. It's near it cut
it out, near good food, It's near my patio. It
is near the best patio. Nice place to walk around, Lacy,
what would you like our listeners to know? For this
the last episode, I want our listeners to know that
you've learned a lot from us. If you have not
(03:39):
listened to this podcast, you're an idiot. But if you
more listening to this podcast, you're well educated. Now you
know about life. We've talked about the cheesecake factor. We've
talked you how to be a stronger and better person. Okay, yeah,
look out for us in the future for more strength.
We're going on a world tour, or we just pop
it into cities. Yeah, into cities, into homes, into homes,
(04:04):
home visits. Yeah, you better open it up. Yeah, and
legally we can do that. Now we can kick down
your door. You can't stop us kick Yeah, what are
you doing in there? What do you make it? Here's
some rich dressing. Then you have to eat it. You
have to eat it. So we hope you've you've enjoyed
all of our messages. We've taught you how to date,
we've taught you how to say, no, I deserve better
(04:26):
than this. No, we've taught you how to hang up
and block someone. Yeah, these are skills. You didn't have
this before. You didn't know. But you know what. You've
also taught us listeners. You've taught us how to be
the loudest version of ourselves. We've reached decibel's I didn't
think we could reach. No, and we've insulted each other
on new levels every single episode. Look at this idiot, sister.
(04:54):
We're so bad. Yes, well, la see every Thursday from
one before. What you're gonna do from now on? I'm
gonna act a fool? I see you always act fool street.
It's too bad. He wrote a song to sign off
and it is so long. Okay, No, we didn't write that. Farewell, farewell,
(05:16):
oh videos, and goodbye. Okay. I loved all of our guests.
Special shout out to every guest we've ever had. Special
shout out to uh them, especially for putting up with
us because we're pretty poorly behaved. We're bad. Shout out
(05:38):
to Noah, Becca and Victim were always helping because let
me write our producers. I couldn't get on my computer today.
We're really bad. At computering forever and ever. We're bad
and we're never going to be better. This is as
good as it's not gonna get Okay, not learning anything
skills right now, No, no skills, No new friends, no
(05:58):
new friends. No, that's that's our motto and sticking to it. Guys,
thanks so much for tuning in. It really does mean
a lot to us. And as we move forward with
this next chapter of life, we'd like to leave you
with this song. Hey, everybody, watch out for you, but
(06:19):
your butt is behind you. It's always behind you. Look out,
but you know it's gonna be the most unseerious. Everyone's
listening was like this fool about to make up. But
I loved it, as I always do. We're gonna be
back with with with Jay Jorden. Is that true? I
don't know. We're already off the rails. Motherfucker is held up. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
(06:40):
We're gonna be back with Jay jj All right, we'll
see it a little bit. Hey, everybody, it's time for
(07:04):
the ember. Let's say, let's say an amber show act
to electric boogloo. Today's justice Jay Jorden. He's a comedian,
writer and actor and he you can see him around
the country on the kind of sort of sort of
kind of tour. That's where he comes to your town
and you go to your favorite venue and you have
(07:28):
the time of your life. Because Jay, I'll tell you
right now you about to find out, but he a fool,
horribly behaves.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
That is one of the highest compliments from black people.
I want everyone to understand African American vernacular English, it.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Goes here fool, oh you crazy.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
And then there every now and then from straight men
who don't know how to deal with their joy around
my set, they go, hey.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I was worried at first, but thank you for saying that, lazy,
thank you for having me Yay.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I was going to say the exact same thing you said. Hey,
white people out there, you're a fool. Me. You already
did it. I'm so glad you did that.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Just you know up there, yeah, you a fool is
up there with.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Whenever uh, black women and some black queer men, whenever
we say child that heap is acting up, it doesn't
mean that we dislike that person. It's it's all kind
of like, uh, these are all good things about a
person exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I will say this, I have been shocked by the
rise of Heifer, which will be the name of this episode,
the Rise of the Rise of because heifer used to
be the cuss word.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Can remember, Licy. Do you remember when we were at
we were house, Yeah yeah, and she called a woman
she said, you will beat up hereful and we froze.
We heifer wasn't used in our household, but we were
visiting in Georgia and she said, you'll beat up hereful
(09:29):
just like that, and we were like, this word is magical.
We know what's wrong. We really don't know what it means,
and we know we can't repeat it man, And we
are still to this day.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
For the script's national spelling, it's h e f F
a exclamation point. Now origin is cattle. But the youth
has evolved over time. One time, my mama said, this
is about her best friend in church, best friend Elaine,
who can sing very well. And my mama said, if
(10:04):
it's one thing that hef I can do, it's sine.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Whoa that I can say.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
And before before like we could before, people were, you know,
kind of before the reclamation of the word bitch. I
really think helfa kind of paved the way a little
bit because you you could use it as a pejorative,
you could use it to uplift.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
It has no meaning, right, that's right.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I feel like ant Lolo said, Yo beat up hilpa
is one of my first memories were little It locked
both of y'all in so fast. You didn't yo beaty
up flight because in our house, we don't say spit,
we don't say lie.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Oh, that was a big one. That was a huge one.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
You can tell a story that's right, Yeah, say, I
don't know if that's true. I don't know if I
could call something to lie until I was eighteen in
my house.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
That lot of good that did any fucking body. Now
I'm the worst human being on planet. Every third word
is a curse, and I think it's because these old
beat up himphos kept me away from my natural state
of exist.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Right, I'm still a person who in conversation and conversation
if if we start cursing, and if we start cussing,
I know there's been an escalation of things like case
in point, Like maybe if if you're like cursing around me,
(11:36):
it's pretty chill. Once curse wards, Once curse words start
coming at me. I do kind of say, okay, we
are having it. Probably, why why are you cussing in
me this much? Because I'm gonna start cussing back.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah that's me. That's me. I do that this fucking guy.
But you, you raggedy motherfucker. I gotta kiss you on
the mouth. You don't know. You didn't know which way
it was gonna go, didn't know. You keep me on
my toe a second. Yeah, I really do. I should
give up curse words for let It would help. No,
(12:11):
it would help, It would help the Lord. But it's
halfway we it's too close to Easter now. Just as
much as I can do, Amber knows I try to
quit things all the time that I call her back
and I go, I'm back in. I was gonna stop
saying this word. I last for about two hours. I
don't last the day. Yeah, I last for about two hours,
and I'm like, yeah, I'm back.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I I can. I can like really stay away from
curse words. One thing that like would be harder for me.
It will be much harder for me to stay away from,
like making face, like curse words. I can like lock
down my face though I react to so many things
so viscerally. So like, there have been times where I've
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been in a meeting and someone said, oh, well, this
is the plan. I was like, Okay, you want to
say something.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Nah?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
They no, Jay, you you clearly want to say something.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
No, it's hard. It's so hard.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
People will ask me about they'll ask me about stuff
going on in this damn industry, and they'll I'll I'll
be able to give a perfect answer, but my face
jas the state of comedy with these white boys want
to say the R word and the N word.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I go, oh, what's happening? Y'all heard that too?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Then your face just gets wider and wider. You trying
to push everything down.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Okay, are they here right now? They've been saying y'all
want to say it, say it.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Saying what I have to say? Something bad? Now? What's
the what's the M word? Are you saying? Oh? N word?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, I mean they've been they've been using the N
word too for little people. Kind of we kind of
go through a whole alphabet of the words. If they're like,
I can't say this anymore, and I go, but just
they just said I can't say it.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
No, that's uh that's the alphabet of slurs. Now, it's
not a popular book, but Jay has written it. It's
available on Amazon.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, yeah, alphabeta slurs. It's great for kids. They love it.
It's picture book, pop up book.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
It's a pop up book. It's got helfa, hus.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Helper hs help, parentheses. Oh, beat up, oh up, beat
up helfa.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, Oh my god. That's Oh that's a George. That's
when y'all say Georgia. I said, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Oh yeah, Savannah, mm hmmm. Where are your people from?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I'm I'm from Mississippi. I'm not even removed from the people.
I was born in Mississippi. We went Louisiana in the
I want to say twenties, the Mississippi from the twenties
all the way up until me and I went to
New York, but Mississippi, Louisiana, Mississippi truly to Lula, Louisiana,
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right across the river from Vicksburg, then.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
To then to central Mississippi, Jackson and Canton area.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Now, I was told Mississippi is legal to have one
headlight is legal. You can drive it one headlight. They
should not pull you over for that. And I believe
I'm not going to google it because I don't want
that to ruin. But my whole life, that's what I
was told. I believe it.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
They believe they still kind of had slavery on the
books up until ninety five. So I don't really know
what the ins and out are when it comes to
some of the statutes in Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I feel like if very over into Mississippi legal you
could get catched.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Oh no, you time travel? Is that what you Whenever
I go home, I'm tom travel you.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I go, I go, I go Lagoria, Atlanta and from
Jackson Hartsville Atlanta Airport.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Then I started moving back into.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Do you know when you were in Mississippi did you
feel the weight of racism or did you were you
just like this is just like this, this isn't man.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
So this is what's funny. But also I guess very
telling about it.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
So I went to a predominantly black high school, I
was around black people, So the racism that was kind
of baked into the existence that would have been a
black person in Mississippi. There were structural and systemic parts
of racism where now if you look back on it
you go, oh wow, oh, every services industry person was
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a black woman because maybe those were the only roles
that were available for them for so long. But then
there was also part of it is Mississippi is the
blackest state. So with a black population that high, primarily
because of slavery at Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, like, those black
populations stay like even it had so many black people
(17:02):
in Missipi that even when all the black people went
to Chicago during the Great Migration and went to California,
even when they went like Memphis, Saint Louis, Chicago, Detroit, like,
there was still so many black people left in Mississippi.
So there are parts of it where I was like, oh,
oh wait, a second prince. A lot of these school
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principals were white, but every bus driver is black. Like
there were moments where you clocked that and you realized it,
and then there were also moments when you would look
at his real when you would look at the flag,
and by the time you got the fourth grade, you'd
be like, oh, that is the Confederate flag on our
state flag. Quick question, Ms McIntosh, what's going on with that?
(17:42):
She's like, well, I'm glad you asked, let's talk about
the War of North and aggression, go away, not what
when them damns came down here and tried to tell
us how to live. So there were moments where as
a young black boy who was really interested in academics
(18:02):
and who like loved history, and my mom was a teacher,
so I also like had like a focus on academics,
there are times where you would start to zoom out
and go, oh, oh, wait a minute. Ross Barnett Reservoir
that's named after Governor Ross Barnett.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
What was he famous for? Cut two?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Oh, he didn't want James Meredith to.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Go to Ole Miss. Oh this is great.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Wait wait Jefferson Davis County. Jefferson Davis. He was the
president of the Confederacy.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Oh okay, that's.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Oh wait a minute, all right, okay, yeah, Like you
have those moments, but just along your academic journey, you
just be like another, wait, don't what, oh this is
what more?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Stop? Don't tell me. I feel like it was the
year twenty sixteen. I want to say when I finally
pieced together. I mean, it's not my fault. I've never
given three thoughts to the game of football, but I
was just sitting there at late night with Seth Myers,
and they were talking about this quarterback and this quarterback
in this quarterback and how smart they are in this
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and that. And I stood up and was like, wait,
wait wait wait, wait wait wait wait, all the coaches
are white. Yeah, and then all the quarterbacks are white,
and they chose them because they think they're smart. Yeah,
And everyone probably around the same time I discovered I
did not know anything. Wait, Amber, listen, Amber, and I
do not know about sports at all. And I was
(19:29):
a big old adult when I was like, quarterbacks are white.
That's a thing I did not. Everybody was whatever.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
And because the position has been so associated with UH
being intelligent and making decisions for all of these other
skill players on the field, who happened to the dues, well,
all of the people that they're in charge of, not
just the duvises, the people that they tell where to run.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
And where to go. Absolute.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
So so then the comra station.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Would be like, oh, this black quarterback, Yeah, I don't
know if he's got the game IQ, I don't know if.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
He's very athletic, he seems dynamic, he seems powerful. But
I just don't know if he's I don't know if
he has the head for the game. So they would
they I mean the one to look test.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
There's there.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
There's a couple of really kind of blatantly race based
things that people will say about black quarterbacks now that
they still kind of have to like check themselves on.
Like we had two like Jaalen Hurts and I'm getting
into football Dalen Hurts and it's he's a quarterback for
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the Philadelphia Eagles. And then you have Patrick Mahomes who
was the quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs. And once
again they were like, we got two black quarterbacks in
the Super Bowl. It's still of note when that happens
when so much of the league is black. But then ownership,
once you get to the ownership, once you get to
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the coaching level, it like drops off dramatically. They had
the institute a rule so that they would even interview
black coaches in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
God damn well now that rule has died. Well, I
gotta make you a T shirt, I say, black quarterback, Now, Amber,
I gotta work lay love a message T shirt. I
love T shirt. Lacey has a shirt. I say this
all the time. But it's the funniest T shirt I
ever saw, and it says play well Lexie loves eld Barge,
(21:32):
but it says play some DeBarge and it has a
picture of a gun.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
I actually love that.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Play it and sing along to it too. They're like,
you know it?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
But also, what a funny What a funny way to
ask for some real good music.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Yeah, with a gun, with a gun, with the gun.
And that's Lacey. Most music you'll ever listen to. Who
more than a woman with a gun.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, play that beautiful song by that family of musicians
singing all high right.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Now, Jack, one day you're gonna be an old black
lady too. Yeah, you're gonna just be sitting around at
Jazz on the Green in your linen outfit, having a
wine linen live your best life.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
I want you to know something. I'm so close to
that already. I have multiple linen outfits.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
And the other day I put on Ain't Nobody by
Shakakana Rufus, and I said to no one in my apartment,
y'all don't know nothing about this.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Y'all don't know nothing about this.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
When Chinka, okay, when Chaka Khan, there's where's one specific
vocal and lyrical choice where she says lonely and I go,
that's an old woman way to say lonely.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I was so lonely.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Ain't nobody I ever felt this lonely? And the fact
that I know I'm already because I didn't say Shanka Khan,
I said rufus.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
And Sanka Khan, rufus, you were ready. He was reading
the record. Rufus. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
You aren't even allowed to say the word rufus unless
you got a couple of hard candies in your pocket,
you know what, not in your pocket?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
In your pocket book. That's right in my duty and birth.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yes, yes, that I got on sale for dealards from
gay hips from a craze.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Oh, dealer, Dillard is still here.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
We still have a Yeah, you said lazy, that's a
church announcement.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Uh in the news. Deal it's still open. We're gonna
take a bus there.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Listen, listen. The blood still has power. Okay, well, hey,
they tried to take it out. Venture capitalists trying to
take it out of the mall.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
They try a bunch of can do it? You can
what that means? Said?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
There is an easter sail there's an easter. We we
we really would he rose, but we won't rise our prices.
Praise the Lord saints.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Hey, everybody, we will be back after this break with
a special message from our sponsor Billard's. Hey, everybody, can
you believe we're back so fast? Whoa much faster than
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he thought? That's us, Damber Lacey Lacy and Amber show.
Our guess is Jay Jorden. He's also our little brother.
Probably yes, well, okay, this is a bit of loure.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
The last time and I think the first time we
all hung out, we just show and then we got
food afterwards, and we cackled at a table and it
felt so right.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
It felt so right.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I told y'all I went to Omaha, and y'all got
mad at me for not telling y'all y'all, I.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Went to fight. We were going to fight him, and
I'm still listener. They got so mad, they said you
and to Omaha to tell us. I said before this, like,
I just still mad. Doesn't that you exist? You should
have should have been a search of black people and
oh my, you should have contacted still. I would have
found a picture and been like, I can't hang out
(25:54):
with this person. And you would have been right, because
let's judge people based on how they look, and that's
what we're out. Are you ever gonna return to Amaha, Nebraska?
You know what?
Speaker 3 (26:06):
I think I will better?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
I think I will.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I don't have I don't have nothing against that place.
I have me a good time.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Oh good, that's good.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
I walked around.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
I got something to eat, that's right. I saw buildings,
that's right, we got them, they got them. Build something.
I don't over exaggerate. I don't say nothing else. Now
you're gonna make whatever you say that you made it up.
You ate you want.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Will This is also airport, so close to everything that
I got there. I got to downtown very quickly.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
From there, everything it's oh MyH you throw a rock?
Get there, you hit Lacey, you throw rock? Don't you
throw a rock in Omaha? That's true to be like that.
You can't throw a rock? Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I went to when Okay, I went to Grand Rapids,
uh last this past year and the year before, and
somehow in Grand Rapids, Michigan, like it's like kind of
a smaller it's like small, it's like one of the
smaller Michigan cities. But like it's still a city. They
had like a Rosa Parks Square and I was like,
(27:14):
did she visit one day or something? Why y'all got
this here? I was like, did y'all just hear about it?
It looks this statue looks new y'all just getting wind.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Contribution, Like, hey, everybody hear about Rosa.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Also also also, don't make her stand up in the statue.
Can you at least give her a seat.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I'm not she's gonna be tired forever. I know, that's right.
She got to stand up for all eternity. Good lord
you yep, you're right. She should have been sitting on
a throne, a thrown or at least put a chair
behind her and then another chair behind that. Yeah, she
should have been of everything.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
I wanted to sit.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yeah, you sit behind her. That's the stitches. Whoever you are,
you take a seat behind to sit behind ro.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
That was also gret Also they had they had a
little uh there was some sort of situation going on
in the downtown area when I was there one time
for shows and they had this. They had this this
band full of old heads. They listen older than us.
But I want to say not by much. Now listen,
(28:29):
not by much, and it was they played I think
they played outstanding by the Gap bands, And I was like,
so whenever you say, oh, Jay, you're about to be
enjoying a nice jazz show in the afternoon, I'm there.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Guess what they played outstanding?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I stayed.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
I said, I might miss my show. I might not
do comedy tonight. Listen, I might need me an Alisa.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Oh my god, whoa that knocked the wind out of me.
Remember Alisa? I did? Remember Alid?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
I think she got she got her cosmetology license. That
boy three kids, they all look like him.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Blessed heart.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Yeah, she went the mama wasn't even in the room.
She spat him out, so bad. Jay.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yes, something we like to do on the show is
called please slide out of Lacey's dms. That's where we
read dms actual human beings have sent Yeah, Lacey lamar
and uh. It makes you want to fight, but sometimes
it makes you want to laugh. Do These two are
(29:46):
special because not only are they dms, I'm not even
going to read them, they are conversations. And I had
two of them yesterday, so I was like, I don't
have to write this down. This is fresh on my brain.
So I am on the day apps, Jay, I'm on
the dating apps yea. And these two conversations progressed. Amber
knows it don't get no further than hello, how are you?
(30:09):
And they're like, one, see my wiener, And then I
usually end up breathing it's something that bad. This time,
this guy, I mean, sometimes they don't. Let's just be honest.
This guy, he seemed really nice. In fact, I was
going to send a picture of him to Amber because
I was like, this guy's a dream. He's gorgeous, he's
(30:30):
super polite, he sweet. So we've been texting back and
forth and he goes, do you wanna do you want
to talk later in the evening? I go absolutely. We
exchange numbers. Why did I do that? We exchange numbers
and he's talking and he says to me, you know,
I would love to get coffee sometime. When I tell you, Jay,
things never progressed to a date. It just doesn't happen.
(30:55):
Now it doesn't happen. So I said, great, you know
I'm free Friday. We can meet for coffee. You know
it's always coffee because they walk in crazy, something bizarre.
I'm out. So you got to meet with the light
coffee during the day around a lot of people. So
I go, yeah, exits, and he goes, well, Friday's a
little early for me because and here we go. Yeah,
(31:18):
I am a mentor at work to this woman. And
when he said that, I went, just like this, Oh,
here we go. He goes, he didn't catch that. He
didn't catch it. I said, here we go, because this
about to be something, and he goes, you know, and
so she just moved here, and we're both from the
same state, and so they thought it would be a
good idea for me to be her mentor because we're
(31:41):
from the same state. And think they were both from Texas. Okay,
that makes no sense, but you keep talking. So you know,
we're both in Texas. So I'm her mentor now. And
then I just found out that, you know, she's going
through a rough patch with her boyfriend, and so I
just decided, you know, she should just move in because
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you know, I don't know if he's going to be
violent or not. So I talked to my boss and
my boss was like, yeah, because this could I'm not kidding,
this could affect her job. So she moved in with me,
and you know, I'm just helping her find a place
to live. And so until she gets that, you know, settled,
I'm not going to be able to have coffee. And
(32:27):
he starts talking mid conversation. I hung up and blocked him.
Let's unpack all of it.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
She's just moved in with me. I'm her mentor, and
she just moved it and with me.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
What he what kind of lie? Hr wouldn't let that happen.
So this is what I almost said. So Hr, So
you and your boss said, that's a good idea, that
this whole story as you were talking, making it up.
As you were going, you didn't realize how dumb it was.
(33:00):
Then a mentor didn't happen. Mint mentors and done with
your mentor. Mentor, he's an engineer. He is an engineer.
That's not what mentor means. He's an engine he's an engineer.
Some lies he's engineering. Some have truths.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
What you can't move a new employee into an existing
employee's apartment because they're from the same state. Yeah, they're
from the same state because that's what they met, because
they've been married.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
A couple of y'all couldn't have found a shelter an
apartment that your moved her up here from Texas usually
paid for the move.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
So yeah, you know, I meant, yeah, you know, I'm mentoring.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Everyone.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Yeah, we went through this like uh kind of like
work program where we like uh kind of tied our
lives together the government and you know, now we you
know technically we like file taxes together and stuff. But
but I'm excited for Confide said so much like an Americano,
you know what, you know what, let's see, I got you,
(34:05):
I'm paid for it. I use her card though, my mentees,
my minties, she got the points.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Why would that mean she couldn't go to exactly, you
gotta be lady in the house. I know that's right,
that lady to do. Yeah, what does that have to
do with you? You having a social life. You can't
have a social life because she.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
No, because she was like where are you going?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Where you go? Where are you going? That's why. That's why,
because you need to be like, wouldn't she don't she
have work to do? Shouldn't she be working? She's a
low level employee. She needs to work work. She had
working late or working early engineering somewhere. That's why these
bridges falling apart did a falling down? She did, y'all. Now,
(35:03):
is this a story that he made up as he
was going or is this a pre story that he
tells Amber. This story worked on someone else, and it
worked in little increments. Right, So he first lied to
some lady and was like, oh, she's just a mentee.
Then he lied to that same lady almost like oh,
(35:24):
she's she's staying the night with me because her boyfriend
hit her. And then it worked again because he's like,
she can't go back, right. So then when he heard
from you, he was like, oh, this whole story works,
and he told you the whole thing. But it doesn't
work like that. It only works in little bursts. That's
my theory. Why would he even so peep this?
Speaker 3 (35:47):
He even made up an abusive man to beat up
this la.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Women can't even have no peace in his lives. In
his lives, we didn't be That's how much she hates.
Even his imagination is violent. God. But also everyone lie everyone,
part of everyone. Let's switch all of this and say
(36:15):
every word is true. I don't want none of that
because you've got a woman living in your house that
is now attached to you. You don't saved her. She
ain't going nowhere, you cute. No, she ain't going nowhere.
Shan't going nowhere. Shang going nowhere. If all of this
is one hundred percent true, this is worse. You actually
get worse. A stranger living in your house under your
(36:35):
wing that you can't leave at night. You better get
the hell out of here. Yeah, she's a grown ass woman.
Beat you up. You not to me, but you have
a stranger in your house and that has to stop. Yeah, exactly.
Let them play stranger in my house and see what
I do. Let them play it. I dare you to
(36:56):
let a stranger live in your home instead of just
going putting. You're in an hotel. That's not what we're doing.
Dumb and dumb Amber.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
You've been Amber somehow you snuck into what I've been
listening to recently. But you know what happened. Kelly Clarkson
did a cover.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Then I listened to Kelly Clarkson's cover on Kelly Oki,
and then I listened to Tamiya's song on the way
to a couple of shows now saying my rotation a lot.
And I remember when that song first came out because
the music video was so sexy and I remember being
the car or my mom and I was like, did
Grant Hill cheat on Tama?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
No? I was like maybe. I was like I was
still too young to be like.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
There's songwriters and sometimes people will write a song that's
not about the situation, but those singing song.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
I was like, who don't do this to me? A
grand Hill my song I'll give you basketball. My favorite
song is officially Missing You. That is my song. Yes, yes,
And they have a version where it's like, you know,
just the drums, it's fast. I know that sounds bizarre.
I don't know who sings it. I listen to that
(38:02):
all the time. That's on my playlist. I listen to both.
I got to write that down. What do you It's
just the drums, It's just drums. It's like a like
a like a marching I know it sounds weird. It's
like like the street guy playing the drums. He's playing
on one of those things. What yes, I'll find it.
I'll find it all right. I want my officially Missing
you all drums. That sounds bonanza. It sounds Oh wait, Lacy,
(38:27):
what's your second story? Oh yeah. So it was a
conversation after I block that guy. I was talking to
this other guy and he goes, you want sometimes when
God closes the door, he closed another the satan opens
up the sewer, so and I fell in. So maybe
(38:48):
within an hour I start chatting with this other guy
and he goes, hey, you want to exchange numbers? And
I go, shoot, why not? Cannot be worse than this guy?
And I, Uh, we talk. He sounds great, he's gorgeous,
and he goes, h, I said, I don't even remember
how it started, but he was talking about his last
(39:08):
date and he goes, yeah, I was talking to a
woman and uh it was about six months and I go, oh, okay,
and he said and then one time, for like a week,
I didn't call her and she got upset and I go,
I said, why why didn't you call? And she goes, well,
I had my kids, My kids were visiting, and so
(39:30):
I just thought she would just know, like and she
and he said, she had the audacity to say I
couldn't even get a good morning and a good night text.
And he says to me, can you believe it? Good
morning and good night? He said, nobody got time for that.
What Oh? So you went you went a wall for
a whole week and you you And I said, were
you guys in? So? I had to I needed very
(39:52):
I said, I needed verification. I said, were you in
a relationship? He was like yes, it was established right.
He goes yeah. I go, so were you seeing other people?
He goes no, and I go, okay, well you might
be wrong on this. What anyway?
Speaker 3 (40:10):
He's anyway, Lacy, I'm gonna text you next week.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
And I just got I got out of there. I
was like, no, not for me. I was like kids,
He said, my kids? He said, I have time for that.
On about how I didn't send her a good morning
or good night? Yeah, that's what you're that's the bare minimum.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
And also you could text her my kids are in town.
I'm gonna be a bit out of pocket this week,
but I so excited to see you.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
It is wow.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Okay, I'm gonna say this. Okay, one man told too
many lies. This man didn't tell enough. We need a
Goldie lock.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Just the right just the right lie, just the right
lie can't work.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
I want these men to know something. I'm not telling
you to be honest. I'm telling you to be decent.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Yeah this, I've been thinking about you all day. That
lipstick is perfectly your shade. Yeah, the countdown begins. It's
inconvenient for me to come pick you up.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
You know my minteen, she's on a break.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Anything. Damn, what is wrong with these? But thank you
because you let me know what I'm in for you
letting me don't. That's not me. Look, and I'm the
least neediest person you Just can you text me your
thumbs up something? Just hey, Okay, he's still alive. I
(41:50):
don't know. I don't know what happened to you. A
week silence, not responding to anything. That's harsh. Lace that
my life right now, I'm gonna end this. Please slide
out of Lacey's dems like I always end every police
slide out of themes. Turn gay, turn gay? Right now,
I've never regretted a minute of it. Turn gay, turn it,
(42:13):
turn it, come it, do it. Take flip, just try
to flip. Just flip it, flip it, rub it down. Okay,
Hey everyone, we have had a great episode. There's no
one on earth we love more than Jay Jordan. Okay,
(42:37):
no one. Sorry, Mom, I don't care if you hear this, and.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
I just pointed it. Folks like beat up O my god. Hey,
you know what, this is my challenge to myself. Before
the end of this week, I'm gonna point at someone
and say that you have.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
To I'm gonna do it today. I'm gonna feel good.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
That's what I'm you know, I'm bringing that into my week.
I'm speaking that.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Oh. Yes, some people speak affirmations. Jay speaks oh beat
up hepphos. Now, now we'll hold up. Be ready to fight.
You can't. You can't just say that to anybody. So
be ready to fight. Say to someone that looks like
they can't fight, that's There is.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
A beautiful amount of imagery in that for word phrase.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Old, beat up, beat up half you painted a picture. Yeah,
that's a movie. Some would call her the poet laureate. Yes, Jay,
how can we follow you on socials? Okay?
Speaker 2 (43:50):
You can find me on all of the all of
the sites, even even the Evil Nazi one. I'm still there.
I'm punching. I'm beating people up on that, you know,
you know I actually I'm I'm on that one x.
I'm on Instagram, I'm on TikTok. You can follow all
of the tour updates on Jay Jorden dot com. Orjjorden
(44:14):
dot com, dot io that everywhere you can just google
Jay Jorden the tour will pop up.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Oh lullu, he got it? Like that, Lacy, Where can
we find you? On social media? You can find me,
Lacey lamar one. That's all you need? Why, Lacey lamar One?
Because I locked myself out of Lacey lamar and so
I just like for you to have to say that
all the time.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
No, Lacey, that is your that's your mentoring.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Lacey lamar You're right, You're right. Lacy legally changed her
name to Lacey lamar One. You can find me at
Amber Ruffin across all socials. And we love you, and
we love Jay and we love ourselves. Are you hope
you do too? Okay? Goodbye bye. The Amber and Lacey
(45:07):
Lacy and Amber Show is a production by Will Ferrell's
Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast. It's created and hosted
by Amber Ruffin and Lacy Lamar. Executive produced by Noah
Avoar and Hans Sani, super produced by Becca Raimos. Because
She's a Superhero co produced by Victor Wright, Edited and
mixed by Ty Herd. Music by David schmol
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