November 20, 2024 • 54 mins
This week the sisters share hilarious dating stories, discuss life events, and chat with special guest Jim O'Hare! The three talk about his experience playing Jerry on 'Parks and Recreation' and his time at Second City. They also do Sister Court and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Looky for you. That says your favorite a show hosted
by the two best sisters.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You knew.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
It's the Emperor less sair Less air air Bush.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's hard to get that last note. It's too low Tony,
get out of here. Where's Lacey?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
We have? I? I said, I have been on eight
million dates this week. I have been on more dates
this week than when I was in New York City,
which the few dates I was on could be stretched
out into the most hilarious sitcom. Because my New York
dating was absence smurfly terrible. These dates that I went
(00:45):
on in Omaha were equally as terrible.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
No, uh yeah, they were each fun in their own way.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
They were fun in their own way, but people don't
know who they are. So now tonight, do you know
what I'm doing tonight? But I'm going to a ball.
I'm going to a ball. What do you mean a ball?
What are you wearing?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Ball? Explain yourself?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I have.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I have this black dress. It's a ball for I'll
never remember. I'm going with a couple. Uh, And they're like,
we're going to boy. The wife says, we're going to
fix you up, and the husband says, don't tell her
that there's nobody here for Latezi.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
That's very funny.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
A man tells you there's no Everyone listened to this.
The man said there are no men in this city.
He's absolutely right, because he gonna want no friends. He goes,
I'm thinking of my single friends. I wouldn't. I wouldn't
fix my single friends up with you. There's nobody here.
You've got to get a person in fresh off the
plane that has just came to Omaha, Nebraska to go
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on a date. There's no one here, and I know
that's sad. People from Omaha. Don't get mad at me.
I'll read you my DMS and then you try to
fight me. There's no one here you got, but also
the one here, do try to fighter. Just give it
a shot. People at Planet Fitness on Aames in the
parking lot, polase, I'll stop this meeting Lacy yet Planet
Fitness on aims please do I love it?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
They see her coming and they get so mad. I
know she's just there to fight peoples.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
You never know what's going to happen at the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
You don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
So I'm going because i know I'm gonna have fun.
I love to put on a fancy dress. I love
it and walk around. Yeah, I have no faith anymore
of zero faith. And a lot of my single friends
are going and all we're talking about is, oh.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
My god, it's gonna be fun. We get to listen
to music.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
No one is saying they're going to meet anyone. No
one is looking for love. We're just trying to have
a good old time and chit chat with our lady friends.
Because that's all this left is us ladies sitting in
a circle singing Kumbaya. That's it.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
That's all you got. That's all we got here, we
all we got so.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Anyway, that's it.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
That's that's that's.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
My life this week. Though it has been a wharplin,
it's been kind of fun, a fun mess.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Lacy. Fun mess should be your middle name. But you
know what our middle name is. It's a good show. Hey, everybody,
this is the Amber and Lacy, Lacy and Amber Show.
Our guest today is Jim O'Hare. He is Santa for
those of you who don't know that, like not like
he plays Santa sometimes, but he is actually Santa. We'll
(03:20):
get him to confess to exactly that after these messages. Hey, everybody,
(03:41):
Welcome back to the Amber and Lacy Lacy and Amber Show.
Our guest today is Jim O'Hare. Jim is an American
actor and comedian. He's best known for portraying Jerry Gergage
on parts and rec fucking character of a lifetime, Character
of a lifetime. His new book, Welcome to Pawnee, Stories
of Friendship, Off and Parks of Recreation, is available at
(04:04):
your local bookstore. So, Jim, just like not counting the
regular people who know you.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
There's four yeah, four events.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
How often do people call you Jerry?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Every day?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
We stoppen you every fucking day.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I'm not going to say it because that would be stupid.
And when Amberson was like, it's.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Jerry, Yeah, you're correcting a like idiot. The other day
I was going through where the hell was I? I
think Austin, uh, the airport, and you know, and I
got chosen to be more screened than normally. You know
how you get randomly checked and this man is screaming
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you can't check Jerry's good Jerry's lane. Yeah, that is
being called Jerry is every single day of my life.
And you know what, I don't know if this is
a good thing or a bad thing. But I'm okay
with that. It's you know, Jerry was this lovely man
and if that's who people think that I am, then
(05:07):
let's go with that. Yeah, let's go with that. But yeah,
every every single day.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
But also the next time they pull you out of
line to get checked. I found out that if you
just sob they put your right back in. My dog.
We were going for the airport. It was one of
my daughter's first time flying. She was like eighteen nineteen. Yeah,
and they said, ma'am, come over here, and she looked
at me and she goes.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
The guy He went like this, never mind, Yeah, we
don't need jack. Well, this whole random scanning is ridiculous. Yeah,
I would imagine they were like, oh.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
You need job, do your job.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
That's how he did it and not getting screamed.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Okay, but wow, yeah, like I'll try it.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I forget security.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Some people get picked more than others. I tend to
get picked, and I don't know why, just as random
that they'll use the term random. And then even the
other day, you know, what is that thing now clear?
You know how you use clear and clear checks your eyeballs.
Even they do random sometimes and why am I paying
for these different things. Yeah if I if it's still
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getting clicked, Yeah, it makes me crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
One time I had to travel twice in a week
and I got random checked all four flights.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Every flight.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
They're like, you've been chosen by at random. I I
haven't been chosen, not random.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
And you know you can't say anything because they have
all the power. They can turn things hellish in a
just in a swipe, you can be in hell. So
I just I kind of okay, you just have to
play the game because they have all the power. I
was gonna ask you, do you remember the last time
I saw you live in person? Wasn't please? We all
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know that that's a good.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Time on every week.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
At a party.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
It was at an event in Colorado. And the reason
I even bring this, yes, it was at the Red
Rock you know that. Uh yes, And it was some event.
And but the only reason I bring it up because
you know, you see people the different things all the time,
and Adam Paley was there anyway. But I loved because
I've been a fan of yours for many, many years.
(07:20):
Because I watched Seth and blah blah blah, and you
recognized me, and I was like, so excited.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I was like, Sumer, exactly who you are?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, but no really because sometimes you know, you meet
people people all the time, and it's it's sometimes you
know they recognize in this always sweet, but when it's
someone who you are really a big fan of, it
just gives it that that little special thing. So I
was that that made mynd.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Oh, thank you, Jim, that's so sweet. Lovely Lacy, Can
I see you over here? Please?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
The first one of us to call Jim Jerry thanks
the other one dollars.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Event Hey Jim.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, well you guys stepped away for a second. What
was going on?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
She had, she had something in her.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
That's a good friend that will call that out. Good
for you, that's a good friend.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Jim. When did you do Second City? To what extent?
Will you please tell me all of your Second City gossip?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Well, I Second City. I was the first one to
ever be on stage there. I physically built the building. Yeah,
it was me. They give credit to others. I don't
know what that's about now. I trained there. I never
actually they never sent me a check I trained at
Second City sent them, but I was there during the
days of of of Corral and you know like I would.
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I would go watch the mainstage shows and people like
Carrel were there. And I don't know if you guys
know Dave Pasquayzi, he's like this genius improviser. But I
will say I knew my first the first time. In
the old days, it's when you trained at Second City
in Chicago. You trained on the main stage where people
like Belushi and Akroyd and Bill Murray had been. And
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that's now it's all They have training classes and buildings
and it's all different now, But in those days, that's
where you trained. And I will never forget the first
time I was on that stage and I got that
first laugh, and it really had an impact. I think
it kind of changed me because I remember thinking I
have to do this forever, like I have to do this,
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and never thinking it would pay my bills. I think
I thought I would just keep taking classes and do
this and this is how I would get this thrill.
But it was. It was kind of kind of magical,
if that's too gross of a word to use, because
it stuck with me. It still sticks with me to
this day. I can get the chills when I think
about that moment and believe me many ups and down since,
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but the fact that this is how I ended up
paying my bills, it just blows me away. But it
started at Second City training and then I got into
a group with like minded people and we started our
own comedy group called White Noise, and that changed everything.
That we did a show in Chicago that was so
crazy with puppets and blood and vaginas and like, it
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was just this crazy thing. The vaginas were killing people
as they do, you know, as as they do, and
it was just crazy enough with that this could work
well in la and it did, and that's what kind
of opened up doors for me once I got here.
So yeah, but Second City, I would say I knew
a lot of the folks. I knew the Correls, though
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I didn't know Amy Poehler, I did not know. I
knew of Amy, but I didn't I never hung with
Amy in Chicago, and she was at Second City at
that time, and Tina Fey and that kind of crowd.
But Second City is. I still think it's a special place.
And when I'm in town, I always go see in
the main stage shows. They'd bring me up sometimes to
play at the end if they you know, when they
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hear them in the audience. It's terrifying because I've gotten
very used to scripts and just memorizing what people want
me to say and rather than having to create at
the moment. But it's also very much you know, I'm
sure you guys have all done the improv. It's a
muscle and it really it stays. It's, you know, the
old expression riding a bike. And when I go back
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and I do that, it's just kind of there. Because
the last time I did it, they said, I was like,
oh God, they wanted me to do the improv set
at the end of the night, and I said, oh,
got them. It's been so long. I'm so afraid. I'm
so scared. They said, listen, why don't we just will
interview you on stage and then we'll create improv scenes
and you can just watch, or if you feel like
joining in, you could join.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
It and if you will an Armando.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
And Armando if you will, Yes, I ended up jumping
into every scene. I just you know what I mean,
It's just I don't know. It's who we are. It's
for better or for worse, and who we are.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
For worse, for worse, for worser, for worse. I have
such great memories about the Second City. I had so
much fun there. It was so cool. I felt like
such a cool dude walking in there. One time, I
remember I was sitting outside smoking delicious cigarettes, which I
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wish I never quit.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
They're super healthy. I don't know why you gave that up.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Just my skin used to look so great and I
was smoking.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Nice to have a cough, I love. I love when
I have like a consistent cough.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
My people take me more seriously because my voice is gravely.
And John Belushi Jim John, yeah, John John was Jim
John Belushi came up to me and was like, damn,
he was just so happened to be going in for whatever.
And it's like, oh, look at you sitting up on
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the stairs having a cigarette. Man, I fucking missed this.
And I was like, oh and then sure ship years
later I went back to Second City and I saw
someone doing the same thing, and I was like, I
wanted it fell out of my mouth exactly what he said.
I was like, well, here goes sunrise sunset.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, First of right, you're too young
to have been around then.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
No, he was just back for a show.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
He was just BA. So were you working at Second
City or you were just enjoying?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I was on the main stage.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
And who was your crowd? Then? Who were you with me?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Brian Gallivan, Brad Morris, got the Monriquez, Emily and oh
my gosh and the lady whose name I shouldn't know
the most.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
But how long did you do?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Mainstayin stage for like a year? And then I left
and everyone was like, why are you leaving? I was like,
I'm going back to Boom Chicago. And I went back
to Boom Chicago and I did another two years and
everyone was like, you need to move to La. I
was like, your mama needs to move to La. I'm
moving to LA for what? With no job? I was like,
I can relate to you people. I'm not moving to
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the other side of the country with no job.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah. Crazy, Wow, I mean you were you were an
actor with brains. What were you thinking actually making a
smart decision? You mean you just didn't pack it all
up and go to LA and hope it would all
work out?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, that's that was bold. Bold.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
But did you do when you started Second City? Did
you travel? Did you do the touring code you know,
tour co or did you you went straight to main stage.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I went from Io to Boom Chicago and then here's
what happened. So I was minding my Lacey, you are right,
I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
So are waring you with these Second City I love
the Second Every time someone comes from Second City, I
know I don't have to do anything.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah, Lacey, keep going, Lacy, did you come over here?
I want to talk this for a second. Okay, Amber,
why did you go on your phone for a second?
I gotta try listen. She's obsessed with this bullshit, and
so let's just let's get through this. Let's get through this.
She's you know what I mean. It's all about Amber.
We know this, and so we have to just.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
You know, between you and I.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
I don't even think.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
You know what. I haven't seen pictures. I've seen.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I've seen nothing.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Okay, go back, Okay, let her let her ramble for
like another two minutes and then we'll move on to
something interesting. Okay, it's okay, Amber, come on back, baby,
scar a good. I had to ask Lazy about a
recipe we were making. She makes a carrot cake that
I wanted to know. Yeah, yeah, So again about your
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Second City were riveted.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Go ahead, I forgot what I was gonna say.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
No, no, I said, And of course I've been teaching,
but that's amazing to just go there and be on
main stage.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
That's oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I was. I got slum Dog Millionaire onto the main stage.
What I was visiting from Boom Chicago. I sat on
the bench and they let me do the set. Everyone
was there, all the people at Second City who make
the decisions. Because Martin Short was in the audience, so
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everyone there watching In Short didn't want to do the set.
So I got to do the set, and so I
got to kind of like audition because everyone who makes
decisions was there, and uh, every suggestion was something I
knew everything about. One was sign language. I speak sign language.
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One was gymnastics. I used to be a gymnastics coach.
And one was spark plug. I just so happened to
know how to change a spark plug. It was unbelievable, unbelieving.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
I am your sister, and I've never heard this story,
and that's racism.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
That is racism. Well if you weren't, you know that's
gonna be Yeah, it was definitely. I got some millionaired
and it was so cool but so then they were like,
this girl's a genius. They fell for it.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
They worked it today.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
If the system works, if you'll work it, good for you?
Can I say? Yeah? And that's the Second City everyone? Okay,
every time.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Every time someone from Second City comes on, I get
a great story. Now I'm gonna tell that story tomorrow, somebody.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yeah, that is a good story.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Is it time for a break? I think I don't
know that.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
We talk too much. Yeah, it's time for a break. Right, Hey,
everyone bring it down.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
That's for a break.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Are you ready for a break. We will be right
back with more of them and Lacy Lacy and Amber show.
Our guest is jim O here. Can you fucking believe it?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Everyone, welcome back to And I should just say this
every time I say this, I want to say, hey, everyone,
welcome back to the second act of Boom Chicago. That's
what I want to say. It's just connected to that.
Say it. That's how it comes out of my mouth.
When I'm old and I no longer makes sense, that's
what I will be saying. Okay, hey, but can I
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get a suggestion of please send a fit on the
stage like a bathroom or a Taco bell or welcome
back to the Amber and Lacy, Lacy and Ambershaw our
guess just Jim Moyer. Who's your guest? You know? And
that's what we're going to talk about. Do you invite
into your life?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Now we are about to do Can you stand it?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
This is where we pick up anything a person, place,
or thing. Anything that you've learned, anything that you've seen
that you have just fallen in love with. It can
be as simple as a fine writing pen to an
amazing vacation spot. Anything that you just cannot live without
that you've discovered recently and you just can't stand it.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
It's so great.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Do you have.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Anything like that?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Wow? This is question is for me.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yes, this is a question.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
We're all gonna take turns.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Lacey is gonna go first, Okay, so.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Think yeah, Okay, Amber is gonna get me.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Lacy. Are you being bad?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I am?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Because again today do you know what I saw? Miniature cow? No,
if you don't hold on, I think we can do it. Okay.
I think if you have enough land and you know
I have an acre miniature cow. They're adorable. No, I
just figure it's a miniature. It's a miniature damn cow. Oh,
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I think he might be looking up. We can use
the manure for fertilizer.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
You're gonna have steakhouse.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
You're gonna cup calf.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
First of all, let's talk about daylight saving time. The
sun is going down in this house. I have light on,
and it's pretty soon. You can see me. You're not
gonna see.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Me about it. You forget every year how shocking it
is when all of a sudden it's dark at four thirty.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Oh yeah, that's five thirty here.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Ah, well exactly, I am, I'm an hello.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
But anyway, back to those cows.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
See I'm looking at the picture. They're adorable. I understand.
I understand your need.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I do, Lacey. I'm looking, and you care and I
look stupid, and you should have one.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
You can't just have one, though, because he gonna be lonely.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Lacey too, and then maybe and then to make it
even just one more, just four many at your house.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
This is all I need.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I don't think you need any cows. Charge ten dollars
a person to come look at it.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Now, come on, now.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
There, you got a line out to your driveway. Lacy,
I know you you're gonna be like man, everybody was
touching my cows.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Cow runs.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I'm a germ of phone.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Don't put your dirty rubby hands on it, you little kid.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Take them away, don't. And then at the end, when
it's time to get rid of them, it's they're a
nice steak.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
They are delicious, don't. I have no attachment to anything.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Years ago, my sister had a she had a she
had acreage in a place in Indiana, and she had
a cow that she introduced me to, Wilbur and he
was awesome, awesome, awesome, And every time I go there,
I talk to Wilburn. You know, Wilbury's a big cow,
and how nice. And then one day I go there,
that bitch served Wilbur for dinner. Why are we doing?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Like?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
What do we well? What did you think was happening?
You had a pet cow, like people have a little
farm thing. She served up Wilbur because the kids needw.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
She didn't have a pet cow, she.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Had a cow, and she served I did not. I
did not eat Wilbur. And believe me, I am a
I eat meat. I'm not anti, but I can't eat
the meat that I've met where I can't do it meat,
I can't eat met meat. I would if I had
to go out and hunt for my own food, I
would have to eat grass because I couldn't. I couldn't
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kill a deer or a I couldn't do it, or
a pig, oh my god, a pig. Okay.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Meanwhile, if me and Amber crash in the Andes Mountains,
She's gone.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I mean, I guess the first bite who ever? I mean,
who's ever the most injured? Got just fort We've already ambered.
I've had the discussion discussed that.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
I only broke my finger. I don't care. One of
us has to go.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Can you play piano? You can't play the piano again?
You're no good to society. I could never Pi's not important.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
That is. That's hardcore throat over here. Yeah, good for you.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
When everybody's getting a little bit of first, I gotta
go around and taste everyone that's relimited.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Terrible see and everybody their first thought is going to
be if I'm in that plane, Oh you know, eat Jim.
He's a big fat guy. No, you don't want that
fatty meat. That's too it's too much. No, no, no,
I say, you saved me for last, like you let
me live longer than most. I don't think it's pleasant meat.
I think it's very fatty, and I don't think it
would be enjoyable. Just throwing that out there for those
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who are thinking of, you know, going at me first.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I say this. I taste great all I eat. No
one is more flavorful than me. No, she does taste oreos?
Oh yeah, chetos. I taste fantastic, you guys.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I even recently got the chicken Big Mac. That's how
good tasting.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Oh was it? How was it? Be honest?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah, here's the thing. You could put that Big Mac
sauce on my clip toenails and they will be delicious.
So let's begin there. Let's begin there. So now you
have two you know, I think it's fake chicken. I
don't know anything about how they do their chicken. I
don't think any animal ever lived to make that chicken.
But you put it with the but you know the
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two pigles, you know, the normal saying for the Big Mac.
It was delicious. It was absolutely delicious. I got the
extra sauce. It was delicious. And I don't know if
it's a thing where they're going to keep that or
if it was just a test so I don't know
if they're still on the menu, but if they are,
I am a big fan of the chicken big Mac,
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and I feel it's a big burger.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Okay, Well, is this is this yourdard boy?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I mean, I do like it, but it standing, my god,
that seems a little okay. So I believe there's a
lot of food things that I am Uh. I was
in New York last week and you know Juniors has
a cheesecake you know what juniors to place juniors on. Well,
there's a couple of them there, but or times square
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and that I'll tell you that it is such a
special bite. That is such a special bite of cheesecake.
But that being said. In July, I was doing a
film and I keep saying Barcelona. I keep getting corrected.
It's Barthela comes out for the learned. And they had
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a cheesecake at the hotel that was unlike anything I'd
ever had. So I guess my boint is I'm in
a head toward cheesecake. But there are different ones. Oh
and then I was just in Palm Springs and there
was a place called Shermans that had a cheesecake that
just rocked my world. So it is Sherman's on I
don't know what street it's on, but it's in Palm
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Springs and it's like a deli restaurant place and they
have all these baked goods and we got are with
four of us. We shared one piece because it was
so big, and it's cheesecake with this raspberry sauce on top.
So yeah, I keep saying cheesecake, so you know what
I might I think that could be it cheesecake, could be.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Palms.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Thank you like to learn. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
It's funny you should say cheesecake because my favorite place
is the cheesecake Factory.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I love a cheesecake.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Every time we do kiddy, you stand it. I always
take a long, long road and I pretend like I'm
not going to say cheesecake factory.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
And I said, chescake factory.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
You drive. You drove her right up. You show two
minutes off this.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
And here's the thing I'll say about the cheesecake factory.
You never for me, and I'm a big eater. It's
a two meal dinner because they the portions are crazy.
So if you eat half your meal and then of
course the fool piece cheesecake, you are leaving there with
a smile on your face and another meal.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yeah, when I could eat enough to be sick. I
just want that possibility to be available to me. I
want the options, that's all I want.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah, I don't want to be a quitter. When I
see people go oh, I don't think I should. Really,
you quitter, put that fork down, shove it in your
put a honk of food on that fork, and shove
it down your gut.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Watch here, why do you come here?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Can I stand up with no efforts?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
A cheesecake run? I am on board with that. Yeah,
make time, on board with that.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I still have yet to take a bite of a
bad cheesecake. Okay, now, Jim, this is real. Sometimes I
will cut up an apple. Yeah, I will put butter
in a pan, and then I'll put cinnamon and sugar
in the pan. Then I will hell are we doing?
And then I'll cook down like five apples, maybe more,
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And then I'll make a cheesecake and I'll run all
those apple guys right through it. And then I'll make
Dutch apple cheesecake. Now why do I make Dutch apple
cheesecake Because that was discontinued from the cheesecake factory, so
I had to learn how to make myself.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Look at this.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I so you can make a cheesecake from scratch.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I had to I need has been making cheesecake since
she was little. I did forget that you used to
make little cheesecake.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Out of the box cheese.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
It doesn't matter. Being the only one in the house
was making cheesecake.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
So you don't have that pan that has the spring
the spring thing. Wow, Well, let me tell you. I've
made one cheesecake and it was just out of I
thought I should learn because I loved these so much,
and it said I don't know how to cook. So
let me say this before I tell you what happened.
So I'm doing my best. I borrowed a friend's pan
that has that flingy thing, and it needed to have
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oh what are they called? Oh, anyway, it had to
have something in it that I took and I put
them in it. Well, it turns out you were supposed
to ground them, and I put them in hole clothes, clothes.
It was absolutely inedible. It was it was garbage. It
was you can't garbage. You can't serve people big chunks
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of clothes in a cheesecake you can't. As it turns out,
I was supposed to, so one and done with the
cheesecake that is too fat? Do you guys, do you
guys know who Brian Possain is the stand up comedian.
So Brian lives right next door to me. Great guy,
him and his wife Mel and I growing up, my
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mother would make My mother is a terrible truck, but
she could make Tall House chocolate chip cookies because if
you follow that recipe, a moron could make Tall House
talk chip cookies. And so once or twice a year
I do do that. I don't need as many as
I make, and so I do drop them off and
I seem like a really good and they love them
because again, if you follow those directions, anybody can make
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them and they're delicious. So that's that's my cooking of
the year, about twice a year and making.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Every cookie it's specifically Tall House is specifically very good.
From the back of the bag.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Follow the back of the bag, your eggs and your
pack that brown sugar. I do exactly as it tells me,
and I've never gone wrong.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yeah, they do a good job. It's it's suns lay
is right though since I was little, Mom and Dad
would let me cook anything. I didn't care. I'm the
youngest of five, it's five kids.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
This girl could.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Get out of our hair and go cook something.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
They're like, what are you doing in hair?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
But but does that mean you can do like also uh,
like an entree or is it just dessert? So you
do also savory and all the.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Stuff andrees have a fifty hit rate. Okay, the time
you can eat it of the time you cannot eat it.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Okay, I guess it's really goad.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Lacey can I can make a stake, But Lacey can
cook real food for real people who are hungry.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
And what is your goat? What is like you know
on the Bobby Flay Show, you know what is your
signature dish?
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Oh my god, everyone, what a great question. Lacey. You
were trying to beat Bobby Flay. Whatever you want, I'm
gonna make my shrimp and vodka sauce.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
He's not beating me. He's not beating me.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Now is that the same vodka sauce that goes on
pasta Because I do love apasta.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
About sauce, and I make it so delicious that my
friends now will just eat it like it's like a
stew or a gumbo.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
I haven't put pasta in it in a while. And
I also feel like i'm being less, you know, less carbs.
But if you can definitely put it with pasta, it's
just as good without it. It's amazing. I beat him people.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
We got to get you on Bobby Flay.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Cry.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Oh my good.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
You know what, lady, Lacy, can you step away just
for a second. I want to tell Amber something? Yeah, something,
Just go on your phone, hey, Amber, She'll never be
on Bobby Flay like you know. I feel bad because,
let's face it, that is not going to and I
know Bobby Flay like I could even make a call.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
I'll be there. Yeah, love you, Bobby Flay, Love you.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Lady stayed back one more so I gotta tell but
one more thing about I hurt my ankle earlier. I
just wanted to. She's making up people's shame and there
it saddens me, I know for a fact, because Bobby's
shooting right now. I know he couldn't have taken it. Hello,
I'm Bobby Flow.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Come on, you want to get.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Hey Lacy, We're bad? Hey, do you have comedy? Is
this a bad time?
Speaker 3 (33:21):
It was Bobby fla good for you.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Oh that's sweet that he stops by. That was a
big hug. You guys gave each other bread. Yes, I
thought he was a white guy. That was so interesting.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yeah, woah, okay cool. Good for you, Lacy, Good for
you making friends look at you.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
So when someone is lying so bad but you you
don't want you don't bust them out, but you want
to so bad, be like, why are you lying?
Speaker 1 (33:55):
And why do I have to sit here and listening?
I can't stand it.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
We were lying. We thank you you desion.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Talking about myself. I'm just bringing up the story.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Oh okay, I think right now it's time for sister court. Yes,
it's time for sister court. Welcome to sister Court, where
two sisters, Lacy and Amber u argue about a fucking email.
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Someone sent him words. But what happened was our listeners
sent in real life questions. They have things they want
advice about to Amber and Lacy advice at gmail dot com.
Now Lacy is the defense and I'm the prosecution. Jim
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o here is the judge. He rules will argue both sides,
but then the decision is going to come down to Jim.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Okay, like it. It's how all the decisions should be
up to me, all of them, all decisions in the world.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yes, case number one? Am I being unreasonable? My husband
has a rule where I can't critic his driving.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Your husband has a rule done.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
See's right where my husband has a rule where I
can't critique his driving. And I'm mostly okay with that.
But yesterday he sped up to one hundred miles an
hour to pass another car. I just uttered a small
oh gosh, and he got mad at me. He said
I agreed not to critique his driving. I didn't, though,
and it was just a natural reaction. Who is right here?
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
I feel like trying to bait us.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
They are?
Speaker 3 (35:38):
They really are?
Speaker 1 (35:39):
They like? My husband's being me girl. You know we're
going to cuss you out.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Yeah, drive one hundred miles of me in the car.
See what I say, See what happens? Stop it, stop it.
There's critiquing, and there's Lord Jesus, I'm about to die.
You know better than that. No one's going to be quiet.
Are you a NASCAR? Do I have one of those
helmets on? Am I wearning those imbou at the Mountain.
I'm not going to burst into planes if you get something. No, sir, no, no,
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no black and white flags. We're not in No, we're
just driving to the zoo. Joy a nice day.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yeah you Now, I feel like it's not crazy to
say the next time you get in the car, you
got to put on a helmet. You don't say anything,
get one of those suits, put on a helmet, and
then just see what he does. Be like, if you
act right, then I'll act right. If you're I'm gonna
act right. We're all crazy. But no, I'm just kidding.
You're absolutely right and fight him. Yeah, that's my advice.
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He's in the Neither of those things matter. Now what
matters is judge Jim.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Okay, here's the ruling. Keep your fucking mouth shut. God
bless him. God bless him forgetting around that asshole who
wasn't moving fast enough because he's an idiot. This is
exactly what needed to happen. You should be grateful you're
in the car with such a good driver. I can't
imagine anything could go wrong. Nothing could go wrong in
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that situation. So I think, is it okay? Perhaps I'm
overstating it. Ask somebody who you know, might lean on
the gas a little harder, might go around people at
a rate of speed that perhaps might someone might be
a little alarmed by. I find this to be a
I'll be fine, no, but seriously, there is nothing more
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infuriating when you're driving and somebody is saying something next
to you. It does make it crazy. It sounds like
in this situation, though, this was a little overkilled. One
hundred miles an hour to pass is overkilled. So I
am going to rule with you girls and say the
writer of this email is correct. The husband had no
right to But now, on the other hand, he is
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her man, so she should be listening to every word
he says and be grateful that he's allowing her in
the car with him and to be in his presence.
So now that's important.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
That's going to be in a minute.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Well, we're close, we're his eye under his eye, his
under his eye under I can't uh no, he's he's wrong.
One hundred hours a lot, and I think most people
would make a comment that that was a little overkilled,
if not a lot overkill.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Yeah, I'm with you, guys, Okay, all right, I will
do the next one. Oh sorry, guilty he's guilty. Guilty, Yes,
I like the young guilty. Okay, this one is I
told a lie, and now it's getting out of hand.
I've recently moved to a new neighborhood and have since
met a few of my neighbors.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
I work from home on a YouTube channel.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
This is This is relevant because when I meet people,
I hate explaining my job and how I make money,
so I just tell them I'm an accountant. Well, one
of my neighbors keeps asking me tax related question that
I can't answer. What should I do this? First of all,
I'm not real. This is ain't a real question, but
I like it. Uh, you lied, You in it? Now
you better start googling. You got to save him thirty percent.
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Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
You better.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
You're in it out. You're a fucking accountant.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Down you're on a YouTube YouTube channel.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
You better find that YouTube text consultant because that's what
you are. Now.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Yeah, you're in it.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
You can't go back because now you're crazy.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Now you're to keep lying and say, well, I got
in trouble for tax fraud. Turns out I'm a bad accountant,
and then they'll stop asking you. So then I started
a YouTube channel. Oh my god, what a great light?
Am I psychopath? You are?
Speaker 2 (39:27):
You are looking you are looking very good in that
lie and the light. The light and the light, the
lighting is beautiful.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
What say you? Oh, judge, wow.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
I was not I was going to go. I was
going to go with Lacy, but I got to tell you,
I like ambers thought, I like, let you're already a
fucking liar. Just continue, come up with a better lie,
a bigger lie, to break it all down that they
had want no interest, They have no interest in asking
you any accounting questions because they realize you either a liar,
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like you're terribly at your job. No, I think you've
begun to lie, continue with it, or you know, like
you mentioned earlier with the TSA, just start crying. Just
start crying and ask perfect goodness, nobody wants any involvement
with that, So just start crying.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Crying works, I believe, But that you.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Know, it is weird that you can't say you're a YouTuber.
There are people making a good living on YouTube. It's
okay to say whatever they the hell you're doing?
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Would you are you show your scenes?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (40:29):
I mean? I'm making a bundle on my only fans,
and I am proud to say it, like, come on,
let's show. Let's Jim O'Hare shows the goods and he
pays the mortgage. You know what I'm saying, Yeah, showing,
And I see the two of you googling, Oh hair fan,
only fans, I see what you're doing. I see you.
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When I was in Bathlona doing that film recently, there
was a scene where I had to be laying kind
of naked on the beach and I just felt so
bad for everybody, like, oh, don't look, please, don't look
over here, please, And you know, because there's people watching.
When there is ever something being shot, there's people, you know,
people coming by, and I just thought, oh, this isn't
this isn't fair because people won't be sleeping after this.
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This is really terrified. So yes, I won't be doing
fans and I don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
I talked to each of those people.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
I'm their personal. They've lost weight after that. Yes, I
am the ozempic. Yeah, it was terrified.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Okay, so what did we decide for me?
Speaker 2 (41:32):
I'm in a rule people keep lie bigger, go with
a bigger lie. Negate the fact that you're an account
or just say what a terrible account you are. You
did one or two years at Rikers for you know,
for tax fraud, and you are you know, and now
you're doing whatever you can to pay the bills.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
He just said, lie harder, and I like that.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
That's a T shirt lie harder.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Yeah, we have a country that's proven that that works.
Just liard, lie hard.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
A little hard.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
You wanted that job, why didn't you.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Lie it exactly? And if those T shirts are made,
I am copywriting them right now.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Okay, no problem, guys. That was sister Court. We solved
most of the world's problems right there.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
That's right, and I'm exhausted. That was a lot.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
There's a lot, but we're going to end on something fun.
I heard that you've played Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Lady. What you're talking about, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Okay, you are Santa.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
We just call the callback people. That's what comedy is.
It's a call.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
I'm with for your Santa Claus. And you really knew
what was on her heart.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
I knew what she wanted. Yeah, I just wish you
weren't on my naughty list. I know when I saw
that video. Good for you aren't you flexible.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Yes, I play a number of times.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Okay, so we are ranking top three Santas, Top three
Santas ever and ever, any movie, any TV show, any commercial,
What have our favorite Sanna's been. I'll go first, you guys, Okay,
my first Santa is just that Christmas Story Santa because
he's so fucking terrifying and creepy. Yeah it's gross, but
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you can never you I said that, and you can
picture his face right now. That's how creepy and terrifying
that Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
You're saying he's your favorite Santa, Like, could you freak him?
Speaker 3 (43:44):
I know, I do like it.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
It's creepy, say most memorable, favorite, whatever you want to
call it.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
But that's number one, okay.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
Number two is the Santa Claus from the Christmas Story.
No no, no, uh, Miracle on thirty fourth Street.
Speaker 6 (43:58):
Oh no, no one, because did you know in that
scene when when the kids are coming up to the
line and there's a little girl that's doing the sign language.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Do you know that story?
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Do you know Miracle on thirty four Okay, so the
original is the girl that speaks German, right, that's the
first one. The second one the little girl comes up
and the mom goes, you don't have to say anything.
She's deaf, and he starts to sign. But most people
don't know is he wanted that little girl's expression to
be like so that wasn't in the script, and she
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didn't know that he knew sign language. And so when
she goes.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
Oh, it's so good, cry yes, yes, yes, I just
go and I watched that scene.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
And then he sings jingle bells with her.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
It is so good.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
But she did know that he was going to do it,
and so.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
She was like, that is one of my favorite internet videos.
Is that happens in real life. And the little brother
is like, I'd like a doll. He's like, oh yeah,
you like a little cute dolls and she's like, yeah,
what a little cute dogs? So adorable.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
I love it. I love it, love it, love it. Okay.
My last one is the Rudolph a little clamation. He's
all skimmy at the beginning, you gained five hundred pounds
in today, but.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
No one likes the skinny, said, no one.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Those are my top three. Okay, carry on, those are good.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Those are good, Lacy, those are three excellent. Santa class
I know.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
Oh wait, what did you say, Bobby?
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Bobby's still there?
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Oh my god, just wait for me to get done.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Guys, Oh wow, are you going?
Speaker 1 (45:50):
At one point it was Tim Allen sure and that sure.
Now it's not because because he's trumpy, you gotta be
and look, I just want to be real clear. Fuck
that ship.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Wait wait wait we got a beef with Alan. What
are we talking about.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Tim Allan is a trumper?
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
So it's just your run of the mill, regular beef.
I like the Santa Claus from that commercial where it
is when the Santa packs are coming to Coca Cola
and the Santa Claus is driving that big semi truck
that has all the lights of it.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Yeah, that's a good.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Good Santa.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
I'm also pretty sure. I guess I should have googled
it ahead of time. Who's the jingle Jangle Santa? Jingle Jangle?
Do you remember the movie Jingle Jangle?
Speaker 3 (46:52):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (46:53):
I do, I do not.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Don't google jingle Jangle Santa.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
I'm guessing there's a bunch of testicles flopping around.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
Don't be googling that something. You can't google nothing.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
You can't yet, you can't don't see that.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
That happens to me forty times a day. I do
like the clamation Rudolph Santa.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
He makes me happy.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Now another Santa who I love is this is real.
I was walking to my car after a doctor's appointment
through the parking lot and I turned. I'm this age,
I'm this age. And I turned and I saw a
man who looked exactly like Santa. He is not wearing red.
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He's just a regular Santa ass looking guy. And before
I could stop it from coming out of my mouth,
I went to Santa and he laughed himself sick. I
was like, oh, thank god.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
That could have went either way.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah, he's probably heard that every day of his life.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
This man, that could have been the straw that broke
the camel's back.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
But he he could have ran me over.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
He could have been like, oh he liked it.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Also, honorable mention. I used to live above a Santa
in Omaha, Nebraska, and he had Santa's sleigh claws sleigh
I don't know. He had vanity plates and a red convertible.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
I loved being Santa and I loved him so much.
And I would be like, I love you Santa, and
you'd be like, you're being good.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
I hope yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Yes, Santa, and those are my Santas, Jim, those are.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Good my number one. You guys, I think are too young,
but you might have seen pictures of this. But Coca
Cola kind of, in my opinion, created the classic Santa.
And if you could picture the holidays, the Coca Cola
commercials he truly was the classic. And for the past
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two years, not this year, but two years prior, Coca
Cola hired me to play Santa. One one was with
Octavia Spencer and the other one we were Yeah, it
was just She's so amazing, but anyway, and they dressed
me as the classic Santa. And even the people that
were involved in you know, when I show up on
set and I take no, I have no credit these
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this makeup department and wardrobe did this. There's something about
that classic Coca Cola Santa that you know when I
was a kid. You know, I'm almost thirty now and
so yeah, yeah, a couple of years away, but can
remember yeah getting there, and I kind of remember, no,
but I so he's I think he's my ultimate that
I think that Coca Cola is one now the Tim
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tim Allaman. Yeah, he would have been on my list too,
but I know where you're coming from. So but I
can tell you I think it was Disney because I
shot it. I don't know, two years ago whenever. But
they did a continuation as a TV series of The Santa,
and I played the Santa that died on the roof
that night, and it turns out it was bullshit. He
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didn't die. I did it on purpose so that Tim
Allen's character could become the Santa, because we needed to
change things up. So that was pretty interesting. Yeah, that
was pretty cool. But it was really fun because we
were all we were you know, Tim and I were
dressed as Santa in Santa Clarita in July and that's fun.
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For those who don't know, that's called living hell. That
is living hell. But anyway, so I did like the
Tim Allen Santa. And then the third one. Boy, I
think I'm gonna have to go with Lacy about the
Rudolph Santa.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
I mean, just.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
Because we all know him, we all know him. I
still watch that every year. I reported and I watch
it every year. So yeah, and I like how within
minutes he's from Skinney Papa to oh what is fat
and jolly? And he ate whatever he ate? I think
it was cheesecake. I believe cheesecake. Yeah. See again, that's
(50:58):
a callback. People write these down. What I doing? His
genius comedy.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
You're learning comedy, we're learning Santa. So what do we learn?
Speaker 2 (51:08):
What have we learned?
Speaker 1 (51:09):
That second City of Lums love to talk. We learned
that Lacey is friends with Bobby Flay, and we learned
that Santa is real. Absolutely Okay. Our guest today was
jimu here. Welcome to Pawnee. Stories of Friendship, Waffles and
Parts and Recreation. That's this man's book. It is out
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right now. Go to the store buy this book.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
Okay, you don't even have to go to the store.
Go to Amazon, to go to Books a million, go anywhere.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
Just we're saying, just go book.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
Damn it.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
Then then get one slice of cheesecake and then the book. Yes,
as you in the cheesecake, it's recommended.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
It is recommended, certainly, Jim.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
How come we follow you on social media?
Speaker 3 (51:56):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (51:57):
I'm on this thing called the Insta Graham at the
real Jim O'Hair because somebody took my name. So it's
the real Jim O'Hair and then Facebook. I have two
because I goofed up and did a regular one then
but the fans got anyway, So there's two Jim O'Hare's Facebook.
I think they're both me. I'm thinking, thinking considering doing
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the the TikTok because that's become the new the new
place to be seen. So and then I'm on Twitter also,
I think the real Jim O'Hair the X I'm sorry,
the X.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
That's right, that's what it's called. Lacy. Where can we
find you? On socials?
Speaker 3 (52:36):
I am Lacey Lamar?
Speaker 1 (52:37):
One, Oh, why aren't you just Lacy Lamar?
Speaker 3 (52:41):
Because I don't know how to get rid of the
Lacey Lamar. Couldn't get in it could change it.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
I'll start over cared for cool.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
I think I'm just Amber, but who knows?
Speaker 2 (52:55):
Who knows?
Speaker 1 (52:56):
And that's our socials and that's our show. Jim, we
love you, love you.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
This was awesome, so much, so much.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
Fun while you're officially a rough and sister.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
Yeah, I love it. I love it, and I also, uh,
you know, actually if both of you could turn away
for a second. So to the people listening to this,
they're out of their fucking mind. I don't know how
I ended up on this show. There will be people fired.
I don't know how it was, but anyway, so be
very careful year around, Good luck, good God, bless everybody.
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Hey lady, and come back for a second. I just
said I had a tickle. I had to put it
on mute so I could. I had a tickle. But anyway,
what a great time. And you guys, we just have
it all together. So that's what's important.
Speaker 7 (53:38):
Yes, everyone, we love you, and Merry Christmas, Happy Thanks Christmas,
Happy hollow Christmas.
Speaker 3 (53:49):
Wayne The Amber and Lacey Lacy and Amber Show is
a production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 1 (54:03):
It's created and hosted by Amber Ruffin and Lacy Lamar.
Executive produced by Noah Avoar and Hans Sani, super produced
by Becca Raimos Because She's a Superhero. Co produced by
Victor Wright, Edited and mixed by Ty Herd. Music by
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Looky for you. That says your favorite a show hosted
by the two best sisters.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You knew.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
It's the Emperor less sair Less air air Bush.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's hard to get that last note. It's too low Tony,
get out of here. Where's Lacey?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
We have? I? I said, I have been on eight
million dates this week. I have been on more dates
this week than when I was in New York City,
which the few dates I was on could be stretched
out into the most hilarious sitcom. Because my New York
dating was absence smurfly terrible. These dates that I went
(00:45):
on in Omaha were equally as terrible.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
No, uh yeah, they were each fun in their own way.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
They were fun in their own way, but people don't
know who they are. So now tonight, do you know
what I'm doing tonight? But I'm going to a ball.
I'm going to a ball. What do you mean a ball?
What are you wearing?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Ball? Explain yourself?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I have.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I have this black dress. It's a ball for I'll
never remember. I'm going with a couple. Uh, And they're like,
we're going to boy. The wife says, we're going to
fix you up, and the husband says, don't tell her
that there's nobody here for Latezi.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
That's very funny.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
A man tells you there's no Everyone listened to this.
The man said there are no men in this city.
He's absolutely right, because he gonna want no friends. He goes,
I'm thinking of my single friends. I wouldn't. I wouldn't
fix my single friends up with you. There's nobody here.
You've got to get a person in fresh off the
plane that has just came to Omaha, Nebraska to go
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on a date. There's no one here, and I know
that's sad. People from Omaha. Don't get mad at me.
I'll read you my DMS and then you try to
fight me. There's no one here you got, but also
the one here, do try to fighter. Just give it
a shot. People at Planet Fitness on Aames in the
parking lot, polase, I'll stop this meeting Lacy yet Planet
Fitness on aims please do I love it?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
They see her coming and they get so mad. I
know she's just there to fight peoples.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
You never know what's going to happen at the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
You don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
So I'm going because i know I'm gonna have fun.
I love to put on a fancy dress. I love
it and walk around. Yeah, I have no faith anymore
of zero faith. And a lot of my single friends
are going and all we're talking about is, oh.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
My god, it's gonna be fun. We get to listen
to music.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
No one is saying they're going to meet anyone. No
one is looking for love. We're just trying to have
a good old time and chit chat with our lady friends.
Because that's all this left is us ladies sitting in
a circle singing Kumbaya. That's it.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
That's all you got. That's all we got here, we
all we got so.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Anyway, that's it.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
That's that's that's.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
My life this week. Though it has been a wharplin,
it's been kind of fun, a fun mess.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Lacy. Fun mess should be your middle name. But you
know what our middle name is. It's a good show. Hey, everybody,
this is the Amber and Lacy, Lacy and Amber Show.
Our guest today is Jim O'Hare. He is Santa for
those of you who don't know that, like not like
he plays Santa sometimes, but he is actually Santa. We'll
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get him to confess to exactly that after these messages. Hey, everybody,
(03:41):
Welcome back to the Amber and Lacy Lacy and Amber Show.
Our guest today is Jim O'Hare. Jim is an American
actor and comedian. He's best known for portraying Jerry Gergage
on parts and rec fucking character of a lifetime, Character
of a lifetime. His new book, Welcome to Pawnee, Stories
of Friendship, Off and Parks of Recreation, is available at
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your local bookstore. So, Jim, just like not counting the
regular people who know you.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
There's four yeah, four events.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
How often do people call you Jerry?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Every day?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
We stoppen you every fucking day.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I'm not going to say it because that would be stupid.
And when Amberson was like, it's.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Jerry, Yeah, you're correcting a like idiot. The other day
I was going through where the hell was I? I
think Austin, uh, the airport, and you know, and I
got chosen to be more screened than normally. You know
how you get randomly checked and this man is screaming
(04:47):
you can't check Jerry's good Jerry's lane. Yeah, that is
being called Jerry is every single day of my life.
And you know what, I don't know if this is
a good thing or a bad thing. But I'm okay
with that. It's you know, Jerry was this lovely man
and if that's who people think that I am, then
(05:07):
let's go with that. Yeah, let's go with that. But yeah,
every every single day.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
But also the next time they pull you out of
line to get checked. I found out that if you
just sob they put your right back in. My dog.
We were going for the airport. It was one of
my daughter's first time flying. She was like eighteen nineteen. Yeah,
and they said, ma'am, come over here, and she looked
at me and she goes.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
The guy He went like this, never mind, Yeah, we
don't need jack. Well, this whole random scanning is ridiculous. Yeah,
I would imagine they were like, oh.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
You need job, do your job.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
That's how he did it and not getting screamed.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Okay, but wow, yeah, like I'll try it.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I forget security.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Some people get picked more than others. I tend to
get picked, and I don't know why, just as random
that they'll use the term random. And then even the
other day, you know, what is that thing now clear?
You know how you use clear and clear checks your eyeballs.
Even they do random sometimes and why am I paying
for these different things. Yeah if I if it's still
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getting clicked, Yeah, it makes me crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
One time I had to travel twice in a week
and I got random checked all four flights.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Every flight.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
They're like, you've been chosen by at random. I I
haven't been chosen, not random.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
And you know you can't say anything because they have
all the power. They can turn things hellish in a
just in a swipe, you can be in hell. So
I just I kind of okay, you just have to
play the game because they have all the power. I
was gonna ask you, do you remember the last time
I saw you live in person? Wasn't please? We all
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know that that's a good.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Time on every week.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
At a party.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
It was at an event in Colorado. And the reason
I even bring this, yes, it was at the Red
Rock you know that. Uh yes, And it was some event.
And but the only reason I bring it up because
you know, you see people the different things all the time,
and Adam Paley was there anyway. But I loved because
I've been a fan of yours for many, many years.
(07:20):
Because I watched Seth and blah blah blah, and you
recognized me, and I was like, so excited.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I was like, Sumer, exactly who you are?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, but no really because sometimes you know, you meet
people people all the time, and it's it's sometimes you
know they recognize in this always sweet, but when it's
someone who you are really a big fan of, it
just gives it that that little special thing. So I
was that that made mynd.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Oh, thank you, Jim, that's so sweet. Lovely Lacy, Can
I see you over here? Please?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
The first one of us to call Jim Jerry thanks
the other one dollars.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Event Hey Jim.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, well you guys stepped away for a second. What
was going on?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
She had, she had something in her.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
That's a good friend that will call that out. Good
for you, that's a good friend.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Jim. When did you do Second City? To what extent?
Will you please tell me all of your Second City gossip?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Well, I Second City. I was the first one to
ever be on stage there. I physically built the building. Yeah,
it was me. They give credit to others. I don't
know what that's about now. I trained there. I never
actually they never sent me a check I trained at
Second City sent them, but I was there during the
days of of of Corral and you know like I would.
(08:43):
I would go watch the mainstage shows and people like
Carrel were there. And I don't know if you guys
know Dave Pasquayzi, he's like this genius improviser. But I
will say I knew my first the first time. In
the old days, it's when you trained at Second City
in Chicago. You trained on the main stage where people
like Belushi and Akroyd and Bill Murray had been. And
(09:06):
that's now it's all They have training classes and buildings
and it's all different now, But in those days, that's
where you trained. And I will never forget the first
time I was on that stage and I got that
first laugh, and it really had an impact. I think
it kind of changed me because I remember thinking I
have to do this forever, like I have to do this,
(09:29):
and never thinking it would pay my bills. I think
I thought I would just keep taking classes and do
this and this is how I would get this thrill.
But it was. It was kind of kind of magical,
if that's too gross of a word to use, because
it stuck with me. It still sticks with me to
this day. I can get the chills when I think
about that moment and believe me many ups and down since,
(09:50):
but the fact that this is how I ended up
paying my bills, it just blows me away. But it
started at Second City training and then I got into
a group with like minded people and we started our
own comedy group called White Noise, and that changed everything.
That we did a show in Chicago that was so
crazy with puppets and blood and vaginas and like, it
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was just this crazy thing. The vaginas were killing people
as they do, you know, as as they do, and
it was just crazy enough with that this could work
well in la and it did, and that's what kind
of opened up doors for me once I got here.
So yeah, but Second City, I would say I knew
a lot of the folks. I knew the Correls, though
(10:35):
I didn't know Amy Poehler, I did not know. I
knew of Amy, but I didn't I never hung with
Amy in Chicago, and she was at Second City at
that time, and Tina Fey and that kind of crowd.
But Second City is. I still think it's a special place.
And when I'm in town, I always go see in
the main stage shows. They'd bring me up sometimes to
play at the end if they you know, when they
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hear them in the audience. It's terrifying because I've gotten
very used to scripts and just memorizing what people want
me to say and rather than having to create at
the moment. But it's also very much you know, I'm
sure you guys have all done the improv. It's a
muscle and it really it stays. It's, you know, the
old expression riding a bike. And when I go back
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and I do that, it's just kind of there. Because
the last time I did it, they said, I was like,
oh God, they wanted me to do the improv set
at the end of the night, and I said, oh,
got them. It's been so long. I'm so afraid. I'm
so scared. They said, listen, why don't we just will
interview you on stage and then we'll create improv scenes
and you can just watch, or if you feel like
joining in, you could join.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
It and if you will an Armando.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
And Armando if you will, Yes, I ended up jumping
into every scene. I just you know what I mean,
It's just I don't know. It's who we are. It's
for better or for worse, and who we are.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
For worse, for worse, for worser, for worse. I have
such great memories about the Second City. I had so
much fun there. It was so cool. I felt like
such a cool dude walking in there. One time, I
remember I was sitting outside smoking delicious cigarettes, which I
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wish I never quit.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
They're super healthy. I don't know why you gave that up.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Just my skin used to look so great and I
was smoking.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Nice to have a cough, I love. I love when
I have like a consistent cough.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
My people take me more seriously because my voice is gravely.
And John Belushi Jim John, yeah, John John was Jim
John Belushi came up to me and was like, damn,
he was just so happened to be going in for whatever.
And it's like, oh, look at you sitting up on
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the stairs having a cigarette. Man, I fucking missed this.
And I was like, oh and then sure ship years
later I went back to Second City and I saw
someone doing the same thing, and I was like, I
wanted it fell out of my mouth exactly what he said.
I was like, well, here goes sunrise sunset.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, First of right, you're too young
to have been around then.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
No, he was just back for a show.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
He was just BA. So were you working at Second
City or you were just enjoying?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I was on the main stage.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
And who was your crowd? Then? Who were you with me?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Brian Gallivan, Brad Morris, got the Monriquez, Emily and oh
my gosh and the lady whose name I shouldn't know
the most.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
But how long did you do?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Mainstayin stage for like a year? And then I left
and everyone was like, why are you leaving? I was like,
I'm going back to Boom Chicago. And I went back
to Boom Chicago and I did another two years and
everyone was like, you need to move to La. I
was like, your mama needs to move to La. I'm
moving to LA for what? With no job? I was like,
I can relate to you people. I'm not moving to
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the other side of the country with no job.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah. Crazy, Wow, I mean you were you were an
actor with brains. What were you thinking actually making a
smart decision? You mean you just didn't pack it all
up and go to LA and hope it would all
work out?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, that's that was bold. Bold.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
But did you do when you started Second City? Did
you travel? Did you do the touring code you know,
tour co or did you you went straight to main stage.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I went from Io to Boom Chicago and then here's
what happened. So I was minding my Lacey, you are right,
I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
So are waring you with these Second City I love
the Second Every time someone comes from Second City, I
know I don't have to do anything.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah, Lacey, keep going, Lacy, did you come over here?
I want to talk this for a second. Okay, Amber,
why did you go on your phone for a second?
I gotta try listen. She's obsessed with this bullshit, and
so let's just let's get through this. Let's get through this.
She's you know what I mean. It's all about Amber.
We know this, and so we have to just.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
You know, between you and I.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
I don't even think.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
You know what. I haven't seen pictures. I've seen.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I've seen nothing.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Okay, go back, Okay, let her let her ramble for
like another two minutes and then we'll move on to
something interesting. Okay, it's okay, Amber, come on back, baby,
scar a good. I had to ask Lazy about a
recipe we were making. She makes a carrot cake that
I wanted to know. Yeah, yeah, So again about your
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Second City were riveted.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Go ahead, I forgot what I was gonna say.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
No, no, I said, And of course I've been teaching,
but that's amazing to just go there and be on
main stage.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
That's oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I was. I got slum Dog Millionaire onto the main stage.
What I was visiting from Boom Chicago. I sat on
the bench and they let me do the set. Everyone
was there, all the people at Second City who make
the decisions. Because Martin Short was in the audience, so
(16:02):
everyone there watching In Short didn't want to do the set.
So I got to do the set, and so I
got to kind of like audition because everyone who makes
decisions was there, and uh, every suggestion was something I
knew everything about. One was sign language. I speak sign language.
(16:23):
One was gymnastics. I used to be a gymnastics coach.
And one was spark plug. I just so happened to
know how to change a spark plug. It was unbelievable, unbelieving.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
I am your sister, and I've never heard this story,
and that's racism.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
That is racism. Well if you weren't, you know that's
gonna be Yeah, it was definitely. I got some millionaired
and it was so cool but so then they were like,
this girl's a genius. They fell for it.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
They worked it today.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
If the system works, if you'll work it, good for you?
Can I say? Yeah? And that's the Second City everyone? Okay,
every time.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Every time someone from Second City comes on, I get
a great story. Now I'm gonna tell that story tomorrow, somebody.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yeah, that is a good story.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Is it time for a break? I think I don't
know that.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
We talk too much. Yeah, it's time for a break. Right, Hey,
everyone bring it down.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
That's for a break.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Are you ready for a break. We will be right
back with more of them and Lacy Lacy and Amber show.
Our guest is jim O here. Can you fucking believe it?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Everyone, welcome back to And I should just say this
every time I say this, I want to say, hey, everyone,
welcome back to the second act of Boom Chicago. That's
what I want to say. It's just connected to that.
Say it. That's how it comes out of my mouth.
When I'm old and I no longer makes sense, that's
what I will be saying. Okay, hey, but can I
(18:14):
get a suggestion of please send a fit on the
stage like a bathroom or a Taco bell or welcome
back to the Amber and Lacy, Lacy and Ambershaw our
guess just Jim Moyer. Who's your guest? You know? And
that's what we're going to talk about. Do you invite
into your life?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Now we are about to do Can you stand it?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
This is where we pick up anything a person, place,
or thing. Anything that you've learned, anything that you've seen
that you have just fallen in love with. It can
be as simple as a fine writing pen to an
amazing vacation spot. Anything that you just cannot live without
that you've discovered recently and you just can't stand it.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
It's so great.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Do you have.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Anything like that?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Wow? This is question is for me.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yes, this is a question.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
We're all gonna take turns.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Lacey is gonna go first, Okay, so.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Think yeah, Okay, Amber is gonna get me.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Lacy. Are you being bad?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I am?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Because again today do you know what I saw? Miniature cow? No,
if you don't hold on, I think we can do it. Okay.
I think if you have enough land and you know
I have an acre miniature cow. They're adorable. No, I
just figure it's a miniature. It's a miniature damn cow. Oh,
(19:37):
I think he might be looking up. We can use
the manure for fertilizer.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
You're gonna have steakhouse.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
You're gonna cup calf.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
First of all, let's talk about daylight saving time. The
sun is going down in this house. I have light on,
and it's pretty soon. You can see me. You're not
gonna see.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Me about it. You forget every year how shocking it
is when all of a sudden it's dark at four thirty.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Oh yeah, that's five thirty here.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Ah, well exactly, I am, I'm an hello.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
But anyway, back to those cows.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
See I'm looking at the picture. They're adorable. I understand.
I understand your need.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I do, Lacey. I'm looking, and you care and I
look stupid, and you should have one.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
You can't just have one, though, because he gonna be lonely.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Lacey too, and then maybe and then to make it
even just one more, just four many at your house.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
This is all I need.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I don't think you need any cows. Charge ten dollars
a person to come look at it.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Now, come on, now.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
There, you got a line out to your driveway. Lacy,
I know you you're gonna be like man, everybody was
touching my cows.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Cow runs.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I'm a germ of phone.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Don't put your dirty rubby hands on it, you little kid.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Take them away, don't. And then at the end, when
it's time to get rid of them, it's they're a
nice steak.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
They are delicious, don't. I have no attachment to anything.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Years ago, my sister had a she had a she
had acreage in a place in Indiana, and she had
a cow that she introduced me to, Wilbur and he
was awesome, awesome, awesome, And every time I go there,
I talk to Wilburn. You know, Wilbury's a big cow,
and how nice. And then one day I go there,
that bitch served Wilbur for dinner. Why are we doing?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Like?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
What do we well? What did you think was happening?
You had a pet cow, like people have a little
farm thing. She served up Wilbur because the kids needw.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
She didn't have a pet cow, she.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Had a cow, and she served I did not. I
did not eat Wilbur. And believe me, I am a
I eat meat. I'm not anti, but I can't eat
the meat that I've met where I can't do it meat,
I can't eat met meat. I would if I had
to go out and hunt for my own food, I
would have to eat grass because I couldn't. I couldn't
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kill a deer or a I couldn't do it, or
a pig, oh my god, a pig. Okay.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Meanwhile, if me and Amber crash in the Andes Mountains,
She's gone.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I mean, I guess the first bite who ever? I mean,
who's ever the most injured? Got just fort We've already ambered.
I've had the discussion discussed that.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
I only broke my finger. I don't care. One of
us has to go.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Can you play piano? You can't play the piano again?
You're no good to society. I could never Pi's not important.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
That is. That's hardcore throat over here. Yeah, good for you.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
When everybody's getting a little bit of first, I gotta
go around and taste everyone that's relimited.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Terrible see and everybody their first thought is going to
be if I'm in that plane, Oh you know, eat Jim.
He's a big fat guy. No, you don't want that
fatty meat. That's too it's too much. No, no, no,
I say, you saved me for last, like you let
me live longer than most. I don't think it's pleasant meat.
I think it's very fatty, and I don't think it
would be enjoyable. Just throwing that out there for those
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who are thinking of, you know, going at me first.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I say this. I taste great all I eat. No
one is more flavorful than me. No, she does taste oreos?
Oh yeah, chetos. I taste fantastic, you guys.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I even recently got the chicken Big Mac. That's how
good tasting.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Oh was it? How was it? Be honest?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah, here's the thing. You could put that Big Mac
sauce on my clip toenails and they will be delicious.
So let's begin there. Let's begin there. So now you
have two you know, I think it's fake chicken. I
don't know anything about how they do their chicken. I
don't think any animal ever lived to make that chicken.
But you put it with the but you know the
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two pigles, you know, the normal saying for the Big Mac.
It was delicious. It was absolutely delicious. I got the
extra sauce. It was delicious. And I don't know if
it's a thing where they're going to keep that or
if it was just a test so I don't know
if they're still on the menu, but if they are,
I am a big fan of the chicken big Mac,
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and I feel it's a big burger.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Okay, Well, is this is this yourdard boy?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I mean, I do like it, but it standing, my god,
that seems a little okay. So I believe there's a
lot of food things that I am Uh. I was
in New York last week and you know Juniors has
a cheesecake you know what juniors to place juniors on. Well,
there's a couple of them there, but or times square
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and that I'll tell you that it is such a
special bite. That is such a special bite of cheesecake.
But that being said. In July, I was doing a
film and I keep saying Barcelona. I keep getting corrected.
It's Barthela comes out for the learned. And they had
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a cheesecake at the hotel that was unlike anything I'd
ever had. So I guess my boint is I'm in
a head toward cheesecake. But there are different ones. Oh
and then I was just in Palm Springs and there
was a place called Shermans that had a cheesecake that
just rocked my world. So it is Sherman's on I
don't know what street it's on, but it's in Palm
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Springs and it's like a deli restaurant place and they
have all these baked goods and we got are with
four of us. We shared one piece because it was
so big, and it's cheesecake with this raspberry sauce on top.
So yeah, I keep saying cheesecake, so you know what
I might I think that could be it cheesecake, could be.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Palms.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Thank you like to learn. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
It's funny you should say cheesecake because my favorite place
is the cheesecake Factory.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I love a cheesecake.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Every time we do kiddy, you stand it. I always
take a long, long road and I pretend like I'm
not going to say cheesecake factory.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
And I said, chescake factory.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
You drive. You drove her right up. You show two
minutes off this.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
And here's the thing I'll say about the cheesecake factory.
You never for me, and I'm a big eater. It's
a two meal dinner because they the portions are crazy.
So if you eat half your meal and then of
course the fool piece cheesecake, you are leaving there with
a smile on your face and another meal.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yeah, when I could eat enough to be sick. I
just want that possibility to be available to me. I
want the options, that's all I want.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah, I don't want to be a quitter. When I
see people go oh, I don't think I should. Really,
you quitter, put that fork down, shove it in your
put a honk of food on that fork, and shove
it down your gut.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Watch here, why do you come here?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Can I stand up with no efforts?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
A cheesecake run? I am on board with that. Yeah,
make time, on board with that.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I still have yet to take a bite of a
bad cheesecake. Okay, now, Jim, this is real. Sometimes I
will cut up an apple. Yeah, I will put butter
in a pan, and then I'll put cinnamon and sugar
in the pan. Then I will hell are we doing?
And then I'll cook down like five apples, maybe more,
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And then I'll make a cheesecake and I'll run all
those apple guys right through it. And then I'll make
Dutch apple cheesecake. Now why do I make Dutch apple
cheesecake Because that was discontinued from the cheesecake factory, so
I had to learn how to make myself.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Look at this.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I so you can make a cheesecake from scratch.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I had to I need has been making cheesecake since
she was little. I did forget that you used to
make little cheesecake.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Out of the box cheese.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
It doesn't matter. Being the only one in the house
was making cheesecake.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
So you don't have that pan that has the spring
the spring thing. Wow, Well, let me tell you. I've
made one cheesecake and it was just out of I
thought I should learn because I loved these so much,
and it said I don't know how to cook. So
let me say this before I tell you what happened.
So I'm doing my best. I borrowed a friend's pan
that has that flingy thing, and it needed to have
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oh what are they called? Oh, anyway, it had to
have something in it that I took and I put
them in it. Well, it turns out you were supposed
to ground them, and I put them in hole clothes, clothes.
It was absolutely inedible. It was it was garbage. It
was you can't garbage. You can't serve people big chunks
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of clothes in a cheesecake you can't. As it turns out,
I was supposed to, so one and done with the
cheesecake that is too fat? Do you guys, do you
guys know who Brian Possain is the stand up comedian.
So Brian lives right next door to me. Great guy,
him and his wife Mel and I growing up, my
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mother would make My mother is a terrible truck, but
she could make Tall House chocolate chip cookies because if
you follow that recipe, a moron could make Tall House
talk chip cookies. And so once or twice a year
I do do that. I don't need as many as
I make, and so I do drop them off and
I seem like a really good and they love them
because again, if you follow those directions, anybody can make
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them and they're delicious. So that's that's my cooking of
the year, about twice a year and making.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Every cookie it's specifically Tall House is specifically very good.
From the back of the bag.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Follow the back of the bag, your eggs and your
pack that brown sugar. I do exactly as it tells me,
and I've never gone wrong.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yeah, they do a good job. It's it's suns lay
is right though since I was little, Mom and Dad
would let me cook anything. I didn't care. I'm the
youngest of five, it's five kids.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
This girl could.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Get out of our hair and go cook something.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
They're like, what are you doing in hair?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
But but does that mean you can do like also uh,
like an entree or is it just dessert? So you
do also savory and all the.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Stuff andrees have a fifty hit rate. Okay, the time
you can eat it of the time you cannot eat it.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Okay, I guess it's really goad.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Lacey can I can make a stake, But Lacey can
cook real food for real people who are hungry.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
And what is your goat? What is like you know
on the Bobby Flay Show, you know what is your
signature dish?
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Oh my god, everyone, what a great question. Lacey. You
were trying to beat Bobby Flay. Whatever you want, I'm
gonna make my shrimp and vodka sauce.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
He's not beating me. He's not beating me.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Now is that the same vodka sauce that goes on
pasta Because I do love apasta.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
About sauce, and I make it so delicious that my
friends now will just eat it like it's like a
stew or a gumbo.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
I haven't put pasta in it in a while. And
I also feel like i'm being less, you know, less carbs.
But if you can definitely put it with pasta, it's
just as good without it. It's amazing. I beat him people.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
We got to get you on Bobby Flay.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Cry.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Oh my good.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
You know what, lady, Lacy, can you step away just
for a second. I want to tell Amber something? Yeah, something,
Just go on your phone, hey, Amber, She'll never be
on Bobby Flay like you know. I feel bad because,
let's face it, that is not going to and I
know Bobby Flay like I could even make a call.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
I'll be there. Yeah, love you, Bobby Flay, Love you.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Lady stayed back one more so I gotta tell but
one more thing about I hurt my ankle earlier. I
just wanted to. She's making up people's shame and there
it saddens me, I know for a fact, because Bobby's
shooting right now. I know he couldn't have taken it. Hello,
I'm Bobby Flow.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Come on, you want to get.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Hey Lacy, We're bad? Hey, do you have comedy? Is
this a bad time?
Speaker 3 (33:21):
It was Bobby fla good for you.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Oh that's sweet that he stops by. That was a
big hug. You guys gave each other bread. Yes, I
thought he was a white guy. That was so interesting.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yeah, woah, okay cool. Good for you, Lacy, Good for
you making friends look at you.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
So when someone is lying so bad but you you
don't want you don't bust them out, but you want
to so bad, be like, why are you lying?
Speaker 1 (33:55):
And why do I have to sit here and listening?
I can't stand it.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
We were lying. We thank you you desion.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Talking about myself. I'm just bringing up the story.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Oh okay, I think right now it's time for sister court. Yes,
it's time for sister court. Welcome to sister Court, where
two sisters, Lacy and Amber u argue about a fucking email.
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Someone sent him words. But what happened was our listeners
sent in real life questions. They have things they want
advice about to Amber and Lacy advice at gmail dot com.
Now Lacy is the defense and I'm the prosecution. Jim
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o here is the judge. He rules will argue both sides,
but then the decision is going to come down to Jim.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Okay, like it. It's how all the decisions should be
up to me, all of them, all decisions in the world.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yes, case number one? Am I being unreasonable? My husband
has a rule where I can't critic his driving.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Your husband has a rule done.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
See's right where my husband has a rule where I
can't critique his driving. And I'm mostly okay with that.
But yesterday he sped up to one hundred miles an
hour to pass another car. I just uttered a small
oh gosh, and he got mad at me. He said
I agreed not to critique his driving. I didn't, though,
and it was just a natural reaction. Who is right here?
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
I feel like trying to bait us.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
They are?
Speaker 3 (35:38):
They really are?
Speaker 1 (35:39):
They like? My husband's being me girl. You know we're
going to cuss you out.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Yeah, drive one hundred miles of me in the car.
See what I say, See what happens? Stop it, stop it.
There's critiquing, and there's Lord Jesus, I'm about to die.
You know better than that. No one's going to be quiet.
Are you a NASCAR? Do I have one of those
helmets on? Am I wearning those imbou at the Mountain.
I'm not going to burst into planes if you get something. No, sir, no, no,
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no black and white flags. We're not in No, we're
just driving to the zoo. Joy a nice day.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yeah you Now, I feel like it's not crazy to
say the next time you get in the car, you
got to put on a helmet. You don't say anything,
get one of those suits, put on a helmet, and
then just see what he does. Be like, if you
act right, then I'll act right. If you're I'm gonna
act right. We're all crazy. But no, I'm just kidding.
You're absolutely right and fight him. Yeah, that's my advice.
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He's in the Neither of those things matter. Now what
matters is judge Jim.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Okay, here's the ruling. Keep your fucking mouth shut. God
bless him. God bless him forgetting around that asshole who
wasn't moving fast enough because he's an idiot. This is
exactly what needed to happen. You should be grateful you're
in the car with such a good driver. I can't
imagine anything could go wrong. Nothing could go wrong in
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that situation. So I think, is it okay? Perhaps I'm
overstating it. Ask somebody who you know, might lean on
the gas a little harder, might go around people at
a rate of speed that perhaps might someone might be
a little alarmed by. I find this to be a
I'll be fine, no, but seriously, there is nothing more
(37:22):
infuriating when you're driving and somebody is saying something next
to you. It does make it crazy. It sounds like
in this situation, though, this was a little overkilled. One
hundred miles an hour to pass is overkilled. So I
am going to rule with you girls and say the
writer of this email is correct. The husband had no
right to But now, on the other hand, he is
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her man, so she should be listening to every word
he says and be grateful that he's allowing her in
the car with him and to be in his presence.
So now that's important.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
That's going to be in a minute.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Well, we're close, we're his eye under his eye, his
under his eye under I can't uh no, he's he's wrong.
One hundred hours a lot, and I think most people
would make a comment that that was a little overkilled,
if not a lot overkill.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Yeah, I'm with you, guys, Okay, all right, I will
do the next one. Oh sorry, guilty he's guilty. Guilty, Yes,
I like the young guilty. Okay, this one is I
told a lie, and now it's getting out of hand.
I've recently moved to a new neighborhood and have since
met a few of my neighbors.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
I work from home on a YouTube channel.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
This is This is relevant because when I meet people,
I hate explaining my job and how I make money,
so I just tell them I'm an accountant. Well, one
of my neighbors keeps asking me tax related question that
I can't answer. What should I do this? First of all,
I'm not real. This is ain't a real question, but
I like it. Uh, you lied, You in it? Now
you better start googling. You got to save him thirty percent.
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Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
You better.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
You're in it out. You're a fucking accountant.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Down you're on a YouTube YouTube channel.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
You better find that YouTube text consultant because that's what
you are. Now.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Yeah, you're in it.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
You can't go back because now you're crazy.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Now you're to keep lying and say, well, I got
in trouble for tax fraud. Turns out I'm a bad accountant,
and then they'll stop asking you. So then I started
a YouTube channel. Oh my god, what a great light?
Am I psychopath? You are?
Speaker 2 (39:27):
You are looking you are looking very good in that
lie and the light. The light and the light, the
lighting is beautiful.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
What say you? Oh, judge, wow.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
I was not I was going to go. I was
going to go with Lacy, but I got to tell you,
I like ambers thought, I like, let you're already a
fucking liar. Just continue, come up with a better lie,
a bigger lie, to break it all down that they
had want no interest, They have no interest in asking
you any accounting questions because they realize you either a liar,
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like you're terribly at your job. No, I think you've
begun to lie, continue with it, or you know, like
you mentioned earlier with the TSA, just start crying. Just
start crying and ask perfect goodness, nobody wants any involvement
with that, So just start crying.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Crying works, I believe, But that you.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Know, it is weird that you can't say you're a YouTuber.
There are people making a good living on YouTube. It's
okay to say whatever they the hell you're doing?
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Would you are you show your scenes?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (40:29):
I mean? I'm making a bundle on my only fans,
and I am proud to say it, like, come on,
let's show. Let's Jim O'Hare shows the goods and he
pays the mortgage. You know what I'm saying, Yeah, showing,
And I see the two of you googling, Oh hair fan,
only fans, I see what you're doing. I see you.
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When I was in Bathlona doing that film recently, there
was a scene where I had to be laying kind
of naked on the beach and I just felt so
bad for everybody, like, oh, don't look, please, don't look
over here, please, And you know, because there's people watching.
When there is ever something being shot, there's people, you know,
people coming by, and I just thought, oh, this isn't
this isn't fair because people won't be sleeping after this.
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This is really terrified. So yes, I won't be doing
fans and I don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
I talked to each of those people.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
I'm their personal. They've lost weight after that. Yes, I
am the ozempic. Yeah, it was terrified.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Okay, so what did we decide for me?
Speaker 2 (41:32):
I'm in a rule people keep lie bigger, go with
a bigger lie. Negate the fact that you're an account
or just say what a terrible account you are. You
did one or two years at Rikers for you know,
for tax fraud, and you are you know, and now
you're doing whatever you can to pay the bills.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
He just said, lie harder, and I like that.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
That's a T shirt lie harder.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Yeah, we have a country that's proven that that works.
Just liard, lie hard.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
A little hard.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
You wanted that job, why didn't you.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Lie it exactly? And if those T shirts are made,
I am copywriting them right now.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Okay, no problem, guys. That was sister Court. We solved
most of the world's problems right there.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
That's right, and I'm exhausted. That was a lot.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
There's a lot, but we're going to end on something fun.
I heard that you've played Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Lady. What you're talking about, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Okay, you are Santa.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
We just call the callback people. That's what comedy is.
It's a call.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
I'm with for your Santa Claus. And you really knew
what was on her heart.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
I knew what she wanted. Yeah, I just wish you
weren't on my naughty list. I know when I saw
that video. Good for you aren't you flexible.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Yes, I play a number of times.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Okay, so we are ranking top three Santas, Top three
Santas ever and ever, any movie, any TV show, any commercial,
What have our favorite Sanna's been. I'll go first, you guys, Okay,
my first Santa is just that Christmas Story Santa because
he's so fucking terrifying and creepy. Yeah it's gross, but
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you can never you I said that, and you can
picture his face right now. That's how creepy and terrifying
that Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
You're saying he's your favorite Santa, Like, could you freak him?
Speaker 3 (43:44):
I know, I do like it.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
It's creepy, say most memorable, favorite, whatever you want to
call it.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
But that's number one, okay.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
Number two is the Santa Claus from the Christmas Story.
No no, no, uh, Miracle on thirty fourth Street.
Speaker 6 (43:58):
Oh no, no one, because did you know in that
scene when when the kids are coming up to the
line and there's a little girl that's doing the sign language.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Do you know that story?
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Do you know Miracle on thirty four Okay, so the
original is the girl that speaks German, right, that's the
first one. The second one the little girl comes up
and the mom goes, you don't have to say anything.
She's deaf, and he starts to sign. But most people
don't know is he wanted that little girl's expression to
be like so that wasn't in the script, and she
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didn't know that he knew sign language. And so when
she goes.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
Oh, it's so good, cry yes, yes, yes, I just
go and I watched that scene.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
And then he sings jingle bells with her.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
It is so good.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
But she did know that he was going to do it,
and so.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
She was like, that is one of my favorite internet videos.
Is that happens in real life. And the little brother
is like, I'd like a doll. He's like, oh yeah,
you like a little cute dolls and she's like, yeah,
what a little cute dogs? So adorable.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
I love it. I love it, love it, love it. Okay.
My last one is the Rudolph a little clamation. He's
all skimmy at the beginning, you gained five hundred pounds
in today, but.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
No one likes the skinny, said, no one.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Those are my top three. Okay, carry on, those are good.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Those are good, Lacy, those are three excellent. Santa class
I know.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
Oh wait, what did you say, Bobby?
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Bobby's still there?
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Oh my god, just wait for me to get done.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Guys, Oh wow, are you going?
Speaker 1 (45:50):
At one point it was Tim Allen sure and that sure.
Now it's not because because he's trumpy, you gotta be
and look, I just want to be real clear. Fuck
that ship.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Wait wait wait we got a beef with Alan. What
are we talking about.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Tim Allan is a trumper?
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
So it's just your run of the mill, regular beef.
I like the Santa Claus from that commercial where it
is when the Santa packs are coming to Coca Cola
and the Santa Claus is driving that big semi truck
that has all the lights of it.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Yeah, that's a good.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Good Santa.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
I'm also pretty sure. I guess I should have googled
it ahead of time. Who's the jingle Jangle Santa? Jingle Jangle?
Do you remember the movie Jingle Jangle?
Speaker 3 (46:52):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (46:53):
I do, I do not.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Don't google jingle Jangle Santa.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
I'm guessing there's a bunch of testicles flopping around.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
Don't be googling that something. You can't google nothing.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
You can't yet, you can't don't see that.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
That happens to me forty times a day. I do
like the clamation Rudolph Santa.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
He makes me happy.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Now another Santa who I love is this is real.
I was walking to my car after a doctor's appointment
through the parking lot and I turned. I'm this age,
I'm this age. And I turned and I saw a
man who looked exactly like Santa. He is not wearing red.
(47:34):
He's just a regular Santa ass looking guy. And before
I could stop it from coming out of my mouth,
I went to Santa and he laughed himself sick. I
was like, oh, thank god.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
That could have went either way.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah, he's probably heard that every day of his life.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
This man, that could have been the straw that broke
the camel's back.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
But he he could have ran me over.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
He could have been like, oh he liked it.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Also, honorable mention. I used to live above a Santa
in Omaha, Nebraska, and he had Santa's sleigh claws sleigh
I don't know. He had vanity plates and a red convertible.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
I loved being Santa and I loved him so much.
And I would be like, I love you Santa, and
you'd be like, you're being good.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
I hope yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Yes, Santa, and those are my Santas, Jim, those are.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Good my number one. You guys, I think are too young,
but you might have seen pictures of this. But Coca
Cola kind of, in my opinion, created the classic Santa.
And if you could picture the holidays, the Coca Cola
commercials he truly was the classic. And for the past
(48:51):
two years, not this year, but two years prior, Coca
Cola hired me to play Santa. One one was with
Octavia Spencer and the other one we were Yeah, it
was just She's so amazing, but anyway, and they dressed
me as the classic Santa. And even the people that
were involved in you know, when I show up on
set and I take no, I have no credit these
(49:13):
this makeup department and wardrobe did this. There's something about
that classic Coca Cola Santa that you know when I
was a kid. You know, I'm almost thirty now and
so yeah, yeah, a couple of years away, but can
remember yeah getting there, and I kind of remember, no,
but I so he's I think he's my ultimate that
I think that Coca Cola is one now the Tim
(49:37):
tim Allaman. Yeah, he would have been on my list too,
but I know where you're coming from. So but I
can tell you I think it was Disney because I
shot it. I don't know, two years ago whenever. But
they did a continuation as a TV series of The Santa,
and I played the Santa that died on the roof
that night, and it turns out it was bullshit. He
(49:59):
didn't die. I did it on purpose so that Tim
Allen's character could become the Santa, because we needed to
change things up. So that was pretty interesting. Yeah, that
was pretty cool. But it was really fun because we
were all we were you know, Tim and I were
dressed as Santa in Santa Clarita in July and that's fun.
(50:19):
For those who don't know, that's called living hell. That
is living hell. But anyway, so I did like the
Tim Allen Santa. And then the third one. Boy, I
think I'm gonna have to go with Lacy about the
Rudolph Santa.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
I mean, just.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
Because we all know him, we all know him. I
still watch that every year. I reported and I watch
it every year. So yeah, and I like how within
minutes he's from Skinney Papa to oh what is fat
and jolly? And he ate whatever he ate? I think
it was cheesecake. I believe cheesecake. Yeah. See again, that's
(50:58):
a callback. People write these down. What I doing? His
genius comedy.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
You're learning comedy, we're learning Santa. So what do we learn?
Speaker 2 (51:08):
What have we learned?
Speaker 1 (51:09):
That second City of Lums love to talk. We learned
that Lacey is friends with Bobby Flay, and we learned
that Santa is real. Absolutely Okay. Our guest today was
jimu here. Welcome to Pawnee. Stories of Friendship, Waffles and
Parts and Recreation. That's this man's book. It is out
(51:29):
right now. Go to the store buy this book.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
Okay, you don't even have to go to the store.
Go to Amazon, to go to Books a million, go anywhere.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
Just we're saying, just go book.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
Damn it.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
Then then get one slice of cheesecake and then the book. Yes,
as you in the cheesecake, it's recommended.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
It is recommended, certainly, Jim.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
How come we follow you on social media?
Speaker 3 (51:56):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (51:57):
I'm on this thing called the Insta Graham at the
real Jim O'Hair because somebody took my name. So it's
the real Jim O'Hair and then Facebook. I have two
because I goofed up and did a regular one then
but the fans got anyway, So there's two Jim O'Hare's Facebook.
I think they're both me. I'm thinking, thinking considering doing
(52:20):
the the TikTok because that's become the new the new
place to be seen. So and then I'm on Twitter also,
I think the real Jim O'Hair the X I'm sorry,
the X.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
That's right, that's what it's called. Lacy. Where can we
find you? On socials?
Speaker 3 (52:36):
I am Lacey Lamar?
Speaker 1 (52:37):
One, Oh, why aren't you just Lacy Lamar?
Speaker 3 (52:41):
Because I don't know how to get rid of the
Lacey Lamar. Couldn't get in it could change it.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
I'll start over cared for cool.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
I think I'm just Amber, but who knows?
Speaker 2 (52:55):
Who knows?
Speaker 1 (52:56):
And that's our socials and that's our show. Jim, we
love you, love you.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
This was awesome, so much, so much.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
Fun while you're officially a rough and sister.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
Yeah, I love it. I love it, and I also, uh,
you know, actually if both of you could turn away
for a second. So to the people listening to this,
they're out of their fucking mind. I don't know how
I ended up on this show. There will be people fired.
I don't know how it was, but anyway, so be
very careful year around, Good luck, good God, bless everybody.
(53:26):
Hey lady, and come back for a second. I just
said I had a tickle. I had to put it
on mute so I could. I had a tickle. But anyway,
what a great time. And you guys, we just have
it all together. So that's what's important.
Speaker 7 (53:38):
Yes, everyone, we love you, and Merry Christmas, Happy Thanks Christmas,
Happy hollow Christmas.
Speaker 3 (53:49):
Wayne The Amber and Lacey Lacy and Amber Show is
a production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 1 (54:03):
It's created and hosted by Amber Ruffin and Lacy Lamar.
Executive produced by Noah Avoar and Hans Sani, super produced
by Becca Raimos Because She's a Superhero. Co produced by
Victor Wright, Edited and mixed by Ty Herd. Music by
David schmol
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