August 25, 2023 • 11 mins
Buckle up! Amber & Lacey are sharing two personal stories that will have you shaking your head while saying "unbelievable!".
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bah bah blah blah bah. Hey everybody, welcome to Amber
and Lacey's unbelievable stories. Okay, guys, you are never going
to believe this. A little bit ago, I was in Omaha,
my name, my own business. Isn't that true, Lacey, No,
she was not. She was there to cause toreak have
it and cause trouble, and I did. So you see,
(00:24):
and I We're going to cheesecake Factory because Lacey begs
cheesecake Factory all the time. She is obsessed with him.
It is not me, it is Amber, just kidding. I'm
the king of cheesecake Factory. So we're driving and we
are going down the street at a normal rate, and suddenly,
(00:48):
in oncoming traffic, a car makes a left hand turn
in front of us. I scream and I go, We're
gonna hit them, and Lacey goes go hit them and
smash freaking smash into this suv. So all our airbags
go off, right, We're fine, And their airbags go off,
(01:10):
and I can see that they are stunned. It's a
car with three people in it. Each person is more
shocked than the last. And I'm like, oh, yeah, these
poor guys, they are shocked that they got into a
car accident. Their car is like filling up with smoke,
you know, like it does after your airbags go off.
(01:30):
So Lacy and I are looking at each other like, oh, okay,
let's get out of the car before we get hit again,
you know, because now the car's in the road. So
I'm laughing, but you should know. Everybody's fine. So we
get out of the car. I go up to the suv.
Oh when we hit the suv, a shoe box flies
(01:57):
out of their car and hits the ground. This is important, people,
So we I go up to the suv and they go.
They look at me, and the lady looks from concerned
too furious like that. She looks at me all evil
and I'm like, oh, what's happening here? And she drives off.
She speeds off, but she almost runs me over, and
(02:20):
I'm like, guys, what a crazy thing to have happened.
We were part of a hitting run. We were part
of a hit em run. And then that girl looked
at me mad like it was my fault. We got
in their way and we had that way, okay. So
they me and Lacey are like, oh man, that was
a lot. We go lay in the grass like children.
(02:40):
But I mean, look, we just got gotta lay down,
exhausted and shot. We laid down la on dirt. You
know something to be happening. A lady grass right, lay
the grass for fun. But lady under no circumstances. So
we were hurting. So Lacy and are laying in the
(03:04):
grass and we go, how weird? We had a hit
and run. They hit us and left too bad. We
can't figure out who they are. We look in the street.
Remember they had dropped a shoe box. We go to
the shoe box. We open it up. There's a freaking
receipt in there. We're like, we got you. This is
(03:26):
your credit card, this is your receipt, this is a
bare minimum when you bought these shoes. We can find you,
and we're gonna find you. So we are all chill,
laid back. We're in to catch these cusswords. A guy
comes up to us. It's just a regular looking guy,
plot twist. He comes up to us and he goes, hey,
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry about what happened to you.
(03:47):
I'm so sorry. We're like, okay, man, why are you
coming up to us apologizing? He goes, this accident was
my fault. But now I had gone up to the
SUV that hit us. I know he's not one of
those three people, So how in the world could this
be his fault? He goes, this car accident was my fault.
(04:08):
We go, what are you talking about? He says he
was down the street at the gas station. Someone broke
into his car, stole his Jordan's, and sped off. He
then got in his car and chased them, and because
(04:28):
they were in a car chase, they weren't looking and
they hit us. So it was that guy's fault, and
you were like, oh my god. And he goes, I
can't stop and talk to the cops with you because
I went and I dropped off my car at my
(04:48):
apartment because I had a gun in the car. He
can't kick this out. He had a gun in the car,
so he couldn't talk to the cops with us. I
want to fucking be talking to the cops. It neither
does he So okay, we're like, well, get the fuck
(05:10):
out of here. Then don't be here. The cops are coming.
Go home.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
So then he the cops come and they're like, oh, okay,
we're sorry about uh this, and there's nothing really we
can do.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I'm like, all right now, fun fact about me. All
of my teeth are fake. They're all fake. I had
them all snatched out of my head or they broke
of some reason or another. They're all freaking fake. The
front my front tooth. I run my tongue across it,
and it's like got ridges like a dime, you know,
(05:46):
like the edge of dime goes over. That's what my
freaking too feels like. I go, God, damn it, these
motherfuckers fucking busted my front tooth.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
You know how much this thing costs? So then I
have to do she goes eight million dollars. Guys, floss
floss every day. But it doesn't matter what you do
to your teeth.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Either you're the type of person who has teeth that
are healthy or the type of person who has teeth
that are made of powder. Mine are made of fucking
flame and hot cheetos that have garbage teeth. They're absolutely horrible. Anyway,
that doesn't have a lot to do with it. But
I did have to go to the dentist and he
had to replace that tooth, and it made me so bad.
(06:29):
We had a speaking engagement the next day. That's right,
and that's why it was an emergency for me to
get that tooth replace. So is that basically the story.
It is. So that's what happened. We got into a
car accident that was not our fault, and then we
(06:54):
stopped a man from going to jail for having a gun.
Then a lot of people kept coming up to us
and going we saw the car because you know, Lacey's
car is all smashed up in the middle of the
road and there's another smashed up car freaking driving around. Omaha.
(07:15):
These people don't know what to do. They tried to
steal a pair of Jordans, but that didn't work because
the Jordans flew out of the car. Yes, there's one
shoe in the shoe box, so they one shoe. They listen.
That's how life is. I haven't seen a pair of
(07:36):
shoes that I would risk my life for. Oh, now,
hold up, we know you wear raggedy shoes. I've seen
shoes that I woul Baba Country Okay, I've seen that
you You're not that level. You Baba Country from going
to shoe Who's gonna perish? And then I'm gonna be
like God, bless them. Drum Yeah, give me those shoes. God,
(08:01):
why would you think about who's gonna perish? Save their souls? Okay,
I need to tell really quickly another unbelievable story. This
is in the book You'll Never Believe What happened to Lacy.
(08:21):
This story is I was at a restaurant. It was
my birthday, you know, fancy Smancy restaurant, and I'm there
probably with like ten maybe fifteen of my friends. Were
at a big long table. We're seated and there is
an older couple on the end of our table, kind
(08:44):
of like super close to us, and they were really nice.
And so we're sitting there waiting for everyone to get there,
and we're you know, ordering our drinks, and they are
like in my party. They are talking to us, but
they're nice, they're fool So as we start to order,
you know, some of us are getting some of the things.
They're getting ready to leave, and the waiter has gathered
(09:09):
up their food and they put it in the foil
and it's like shape like a swade. I love that
and you know, so fun. Yeah, So as they leave,
I know you're not going to believe this. It truly
did happen. So lady's party is mostly black people, and
these old people are white. Thank you Ember. As they leave,
(09:30):
they announced, hey, guys have some really barely eaten expensive salmon.
And they hold up the swe So if anybody wants
to buy this, you know it'll save you money and
you won't have to order a full meal that's expensive.
So does anyone want this? And we laughed our asses off.
(09:53):
Let me tell you how much I don't want this.
I would rather stand before a firing squad and take
my chances. I don't want to eat your nasty ass germs.
I don't eat after Amber, I don't eat after my mother. Sorry, mom.
I don't want to eat after any person. I'm a
huge germophobe. Why do I want to eat after you?
No one wants to do that. And we laughed and
(10:15):
we laughed and we laughed, and then that's it. Did
you buy it? Did you buy it? You want me
to purchase trash? It's wrapped up and ready to go
into the trash. You want me to purchase? Flip?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
You eat?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
But your DNA that's how they find killers. Your DNA
is on that salmon. Yeah no, And this salmon's fixing
to be the murder weapon after me. Your own food,
that's yeah, absolutely terrifying. It's so what didn't learned today?
(10:55):
We learned that be careful if you're stealing shoes mhm.
And if you offer food to Lacey, she's gonna bomb
your country. But I'm gonna say God bless before I do.
It's the Ebber and Lacy. This is a show a
Bah bah blah blah bah. Hey everybody, welcome to Amber
and Lacey's unbelievable stories. Okay, guys, you are never going
to believe this. A little bit ago, I was in Omaha,
my name, my own business. Isn't that true, Lacey, No,
she was not. She was there to cause toreak have
it and cause trouble, and I did. So you see,
(00:24):
and I We're going to cheesecake Factory because Lacey begs
cheesecake Factory all the time. She is obsessed with him.
It is not me, it is Amber, just kidding. I'm
the king of cheesecake Factory. So we're driving and we
are going down the street at a normal rate, and suddenly,
(00:48):
in oncoming traffic, a car makes a left hand turn
in front of us. I scream and I go, We're
gonna hit them, and Lacey goes go hit them and
smash freaking smash into this suv. So all our airbags
go off, right, We're fine, And their airbags go off,
(01:10):
and I can see that they are stunned. It's a
car with three people in it. Each person is more
shocked than the last. And I'm like, oh, yeah, these
poor guys, they are shocked that they got into a
car accident. Their car is like filling up with smoke,
you know, like it does after your airbags go off.
(01:30):
So Lacy and I are looking at each other like, oh, okay,
let's get out of the car before we get hit again,
you know, because now the car's in the road. So
I'm laughing, but you should know. Everybody's fine. So we
get out of the car. I go up to the suv.
Oh when we hit the suv, a shoe box flies
(01:57):
out of their car and hits the ground. This is important, people,
So we I go up to the suv and they go.
They look at me, and the lady looks from concerned
too furious like that. She looks at me all evil
and I'm like, oh, what's happening here? And she drives off.
She speeds off, but she almost runs me over, and
(02:20):
I'm like, guys, what a crazy thing to have happened.
We were part of a hitting run. We were part
of a hit em run. And then that girl looked
at me mad like it was my fault. We got
in their way and we had that way, okay. So
they me and Lacey are like, oh man, that was
a lot. We go lay in the grass like children.
(02:40):
But I mean, look, we just got gotta lay down,
exhausted and shot. We laid down la on dirt. You
know something to be happening. A lady grass right, lay
the grass for fun. But lady under no circumstances. So
we were hurting. So Lacy and are laying in the
(03:04):
grass and we go, how weird? We had a hit
and run. They hit us and left too bad. We
can't figure out who they are. We look in the street.
Remember they had dropped a shoe box. We go to
the shoe box. We open it up. There's a freaking
receipt in there. We're like, we got you. This is
(03:26):
your credit card, this is your receipt, this is a
bare minimum when you bought these shoes. We can find you,
and we're gonna find you. So we are all chill,
laid back. We're in to catch these cusswords. A guy
comes up to us. It's just a regular looking guy,
plot twist. He comes up to us and he goes, hey,
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry about what happened to you.
(03:47):
I'm so sorry. We're like, okay, man, why are you
coming up to us apologizing? He goes, this accident was
my fault. But now I had gone up to the
SUV that hit us. I know he's not one of
those three people, So how in the world could this
be his fault? He goes, this car accident was my fault.
(04:08):
We go, what are you talking about? He says he
was down the street at the gas station. Someone broke
into his car, stole his Jordan's, and sped off. He
then got in his car and chased them, and because
(04:28):
they were in a car chase, they weren't looking and
they hit us. So it was that guy's fault, and
you were like, oh my god. And he goes, I
can't stop and talk to the cops with you because
I went and I dropped off my car at my
(04:48):
apartment because I had a gun in the car. He
can't kick this out. He had a gun in the car,
so he couldn't talk to the cops with us. I
want to fucking be talking to the cops. It neither
does he So okay, we're like, well, get the fuck
(05:10):
out of here. Then don't be here. The cops are coming.
Go home.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
So then he the cops come and they're like, oh, okay,
we're sorry about uh this, and there's nothing really we
can do.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I'm like, all right now, fun fact about me. All
of my teeth are fake. They're all fake. I had
them all snatched out of my head or they broke
of some reason or another. They're all freaking fake. The
front my front tooth. I run my tongue across it,
and it's like got ridges like a dime, you know,
(05:46):
like the edge of dime goes over. That's what my
freaking too feels like. I go, God, damn it, these
motherfuckers fucking busted my front tooth.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
You know how much this thing costs? So then I
have to do she goes eight million dollars. Guys, floss
floss every day. But it doesn't matter what you do
to your teeth.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Either you're the type of person who has teeth that
are healthy or the type of person who has teeth
that are made of powder. Mine are made of fucking
flame and hot cheetos that have garbage teeth. They're absolutely horrible. Anyway,
that doesn't have a lot to do with it. But
I did have to go to the dentist and he
had to replace that tooth, and it made me so bad.
(06:29):
We had a speaking engagement the next day. That's right,
and that's why it was an emergency for me to
get that tooth replace. So is that basically the story.
It is. So that's what happened. We got into a
car accident that was not our fault, and then we
(06:54):
stopped a man from going to jail for having a gun.
Then a lot of people kept coming up to us
and going we saw the car because you know, Lacey's
car is all smashed up in the middle of the
road and there's another smashed up car freaking driving around. Omaha.
(07:15):
These people don't know what to do. They tried to
steal a pair of Jordans, but that didn't work because
the Jordans flew out of the car. Yes, there's one
shoe in the shoe box, so they one shoe. They listen.
That's how life is. I haven't seen a pair of
(07:36):
shoes that I would risk my life for. Oh, now,
hold up, we know you wear raggedy shoes. I've seen
shoes that I woul Baba Country Okay, I've seen that
you You're not that level. You Baba Country from going
to shoe Who's gonna perish? And then I'm gonna be
like God, bless them. Drum Yeah, give me those shoes. God,
(08:01):
why would you think about who's gonna perish? Save their souls? Okay,
I need to tell really quickly another unbelievable story. This
is in the book You'll Never Believe What happened to Lacy.
(08:21):
This story is I was at a restaurant. It was
my birthday, you know, fancy Smancy restaurant, and I'm there
probably with like ten maybe fifteen of my friends. Were
at a big long table. We're seated and there is
an older couple on the end of our table, kind
(08:44):
of like super close to us, and they were really nice.
And so we're sitting there waiting for everyone to get there,
and we're you know, ordering our drinks, and they are
like in my party. They are talking to us, but
they're nice, they're fool So as we start to order,
you know, some of us are getting some of the things.
They're getting ready to leave, and the waiter has gathered
(09:09):
up their food and they put it in the foil
and it's like shape like a swade. I love that
and you know, so fun. Yeah, So as they leave,
I know you're not going to believe this. It truly
did happen. So lady's party is mostly black people, and
these old people are white. Thank you Ember. As they leave,
(09:30):
they announced, hey, guys have some really barely eaten expensive salmon.
And they hold up the swe So if anybody wants
to buy this, you know it'll save you money and
you won't have to order a full meal that's expensive.
So does anyone want this? And we laughed our asses off.
(09:53):
Let me tell you how much I don't want this.
I would rather stand before a firing squad and take
my chances. I don't want to eat your nasty ass germs.
I don't eat after Amber, I don't eat after my mother. Sorry, mom.
I don't want to eat after any person. I'm a
huge germophobe. Why do I want to eat after you?
No one wants to do that. And we laughed and
(10:15):
we laughed and we laughed, and then that's it. Did
you buy it? Did you buy it? You want me
to purchase trash? It's wrapped up and ready to go
into the trash. You want me to purchase? Flip?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
You eat?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
But your DNA that's how they find killers. Your DNA
is on that salmon. Yeah no, And this salmon's fixing
to be the murder weapon after me. Your own food,
that's yeah, absolutely terrifying. It's so what didn't learned today?
(10:55):
We learned that be careful if you're stealing shoes mhm.
And if you offer food to Lacey, she's gonna bomb
your country. But I'm gonna say God bless before I do.
It's the Ebber and Lacy. This is a show a
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