June 4, 2024 • 39 mins
On this episode Amber and Lacey hangout with their dear friend Jenny Hagel. They reminiscence on some of their most tender friendship moments and introduce a new segment — drawing Lacey’s potential suitors!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Amber and Lacy are your favorite girls. We were voted
number one podcast in the world. It's the Ember and
Lacy Lacy and Amber. Guys, did you know that we
were voted number one podcast in the world and then
the World Galaxy. Yeah, a lot of aliens voted. But
(00:23):
you guys are ready to hear that the only people
in the universe, You guys, I'm crazy right now. Welcome
to the Amber and Lacy, Lacy and Amber Show. My
name is Amber Idrisilba. My name Lazy Lamar. Oh okay,
well what names lately? Yeah, I'm just trying to honor
(00:44):
all of the people I've married. Oh yeah, so guys,
this is a bit of a different podcast. Okay, today's
a different episode. You want to know why because we
brought Jenny before the first break. Oh oh, our guest
today is Jenny. Jenny's last name is Hagel, her first
name is Jenny. Her middle name Kate Middleton. Oh, that's
(01:08):
a lot going on. Yeah, I mean it's a long name,
yeah Hagel. Well, I mean I should know her name.
She's my best friend, and that's true. She is my
best friend. All guys. We say that about everybody on
the show. But this time advice war to God, it's
actually real. Jenny Hagel. Jenny Hagel is the EP and
(01:28):
head writer of the Amber Ruffin showed. She is a
writer on Late Night with Seth Myers, and she wrote
on every MTV show you know, for like a fucking
ten year span there. It was crazy. Right now, you
can catch her in Jenny Hagel gives advice. They're doing
shows all around New York City, so get out see
(01:49):
a show. I'll be there. Drunk is hailed in the back,
shouting shit as if I'm in the show when I'm not. Hey, Jenny,
how's it going.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Hey, I'm great, and I'm so excited to be here
you guys with my best friend and Amber. I really
got you.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You thought I was going to sag you did get Jenny.
This is not that nice. I'm telling how. I'm just
going to jump right in. How did you and Jenny meet?
We were in the war.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
But it was the Burger War. Remember when Remember when
McDonald's they kept lowering their burger prices in like the nineties.
It was we met in the Burger War.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
We met in the Burger War. I was McDonald's. She
was Burger King.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
So we met at Second City, Denver. Amber and I
are both Second City alumnae, and at one point Second
City decided that they were going to try to open
a theater in Denver. This is before the economic recession
when people were flying high and flush with cash, and
Second City said, what if we opened a theater in Denver?
And Amber and I were both added separately to the cast.
We had builth done improv in Chicago, but we had
(03:03):
never crossed paths there. We both got added to the
cast and it was the best because we did a
show every night at eight o'clock. Our call time was
seven thirty at the theater, and we had absolutely nothing
to do all day until then. Every day, every day
we had nothing to do, and we weren't from Denver,
so we knew nobody in Denver. So we would just
hang out together all day. Every day we would do
(03:24):
all And I am a real nerd for travel guide,
so I would like open a travel guide or go
to some like explore Denver website and I'd be like, Oh,
there's a museum there. This is real. The International Museum
of Figure Skating is in Colorado Springs. I'd like, I
got a car, you want to go to the Museum
of Finger Skate Like we would just go on these
weird little adventures in Colorado.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
But yeah, I love it. What year was this that
you meant two thousand and six seven six seven six.
Maybe it's a long time you got six, I think, yeah, yeah,
all we're all were all married, couple basically. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
The cool thing is that was like the last minute,
the last minute of humanity where you could lose touch
with somebody, because it was right before Facebook became like
an ubiquitous thing. So we worked there for six months
and then Amber went back to Amsterdam and I went
back to Chicago, and we were like, this was great,
let's keep in touch. We absolutely forgot to and we
didn't talk for maybe like two years, and then Amber
(04:19):
got hired to write for Late Night with Seth Myers
and sent me this really lovely message on Facebook and
was like, hey, remember me, I'm moving to New York.
Let's get together. I remember you wrote for a Drink
and a Hug, which is like the most Amber thing.
It was so sweet, and I wrote, well, you're never
going to believe this. I'm sitting in a hospital bed
because I just had a baby. So we get together
in like eight weeks when I've told myself together, yes,
(04:43):
and that is when we saw. It was another eight
weeks later she came over and held the baby and
that's it. And then from then on, I have to say,
we hadn't seen each other in like maybe two years,
and it was truly like we had not I always
forget there was a period where we didn't talk, because
it was like we picked up like we had not
missed a beat.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, I love Yay. We went on to work together
at late night with Seth Meyers where we still work
and the rust and the rest is history. Yay. Yeah,
we had fun in Denver.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
You forget, Yeah, you forget, and you forget what it's
like to be that young and have have no real
heavy demands on you. I mean, you know, you're like
worrying about paying rent and stuff like that. But like
I remember one time Amber just called me and was like,
I heard, if you go to the mac counter at
the mall, you can get a free makeover as long
as you buy two things. Do you want to go?
(05:36):
And if you think I had anywhere to go where
I needed a full face of makeup. I did not,
but I was like, yeah, let's go get a free
full face of makeup. And then we went and then
we bought like two eyepencil sharpeners because they were the
cheapest things. We just went and got full faces of
makeup just to fill time. Because that's what you're doing
in your twenties.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
You're not like you Yeah, Like, we didn't have to
he rent then because the theater owned the building. You in.
That building had a nice place. I visited, Jenny. Do
you remember when, Oh my god, it's the two people
whose names I confuse with one another. I call Jenny
Laid Jenny all the time, and I call Lacey je Lacy.
(06:22):
It will not stop and today will be just l
J Lacey.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
But it's true. Yeah. So we performed at the Denver
Center for the Performing Arts, which is a very fancy
performance space. It's like the Kennedy Center of Colorado, and
right across the street from them, they owned several apartment buildings,
so they put actors from the shows in there, and
so we did not make a lot of money. But
to not have to pay rent for a few months
in your twenties, it makes you think you are rich, rich.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
And that was when my cheesecake factory addiction started, because
we were right down the street from the cheesecake factory,
and I would eat it that all the time, and
anytime I had a date, I would be like, meet
my ass at the cheesecake Factory. I was there all
the time.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
The thing I remember about Denver is that right across
or maybe like a block from the theater was a
bar called the Front Porch. I don't know if it's
still there, Yeah, And that bar came up with the
best gimmick to get people in the door I've ever seen,
which was they put out a calendar every month, and
on the calendar, on every day of the month was
a name, a person's first name, and if it was
(07:25):
if your name was that day, you drank for free
that night.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
We lived for that calendar to come out, and we
would snatch the pit and of course this is like
still in the infancy of the internet, so we would
go there physically snatch a paper copy of that calendar
in the first of the month and put it up backstage,
and if any of our names were that day, we
would all clear our plans and the whole cast would
go there so that that one person could drink for free.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
But our names were Tim, Dave, Beth, Jenny Amber, like
our names were on that mother stuffs showed up.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yes, it did show up, Yes it did.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Did you tell them to put it on there?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It just random is a very common Okay, I never
thought about it.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I remember one time one cast member was worried about me.
He goes, look, it's Jennifer night tonight. Let's can we
just go? But can we agree if it's too crowded,
we just go somewhere else and we all just buy
your drinks.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
So many Jennifer Nightmare, Yeah were there? No, it was fine, guys.
That's a great get Jenny, here, here comes, here goes Jenny. Jenny.
Do you remember when Lacey came to visit us in
Denver and she brought a giant cutout of her daughter
and this was for Thanksgiving and we all had Thanksgiving together, I.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Think I do. Then we take pictures with it, So.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Pictures with the giant cut out of my niece. It
was in the whatever skip you did, whatever you had
it on the stage at one time, it did because
you said something and you were like and this cute
baby or a cute baby or something of that. Her
picture came up, But I just remember that great. But yeah,
Lacy had asked for a picture of her daughter, but
(09:07):
they made it so huge that it was literally a
cutout almost the size of the child, and we took
it everywhere and put it in like a chair. That
things can be bad.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
One thing I really loved about that gig, though, is
I remember when it was offered to me, the producers
at Second City are like, you know, you can think
about it, and blah blah blah, would you want to
go to Denver for X amount of time? But I
think that, like in our line of work, there are
so few places you can live and do this work right,
and mostly it's La and New York. And I remember
thinking like, what a cool opportunity because with most jobs,
like if you're a teacher or a dentist or whatever,
(09:39):
you can choose the city that you think best suits you,
and with our line of work, you really can't do that.
And so I remember thinking, this is so cool. This
is like getting to do a semester abroad. Yeah, So
I remember being thinking like, I don't know what happens
in Colorado I have never seen the Rocky Mountains. I
don't know what goes on there, and I just remember
thinking like, yeah, I will go specifically for this reason,
like I obviously wanted to go and write and perform comedy,
but also really it was more like, let me go
(10:01):
have a life experience that I'm not once I leave here,
it's pretty much I'm going to probably settle in either
New York or LA and then that's it. So I
just remember thinking like, let me go more for life
reasons than anything, and it was and I made them.
I really really made the most out of it, like
anything I get, any road trip, like I road trip
to Cheyenne, Wyoming. Yeah, I went, I went to Santa Fe.
I really was like, I don't cause I'm from the
(10:21):
East Coast, so I was like, I don't know this region.
I thought that part of it was just so cool.
It was really neat to just see another part of
the country.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Jenny, I don't like what you just said, because why
are you acting like you would have said no to
a job Jenny's talking about. I really took into consideration
where geographically, no, you didn't. You took that job because
you were hungry for food and thirsty for rent.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
But I guess find ticked to Chicago and tried to
continue acting in Chicago, which tried to be like, well,
now it's the time where I go to LA and
try to make it.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
You know, in that sense, would you have or would
you have taken this pace for six months?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
No, that's true.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I mean I was at a point where I could
not have said no to a paycheck. If they were like,
this is taking place on the Sun, I'd be like, well,
I'd got to go.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
To I had a job. I was on the Detroit
main stage.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
So you had to leave Detroit main stage gee, oh
shut my mouth.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, so I had opportunity to stay in Detroit main
stage or to go to Denver.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Did you make the right decision? Yes, yay.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I've been there for a year and three months. So
I kind of was on a little bit of collecting
life experiences tour, just luckily being able to do it
through comedy. Yeah. I had been living in an arbor,
Michigan for a year and three months, which was another
incredible experience. It was like the first time I got
to have my own apartment with no roommate. I made
a really cool collection of friends, all of whom are
people that you and I know now, Like I hung
out with like Jamie Moyer and Sam Richardson and Sam
(11:46):
Robinson then and Adam Peacock, little friend Quintin Hicks and
Sean Hanlon like that was my crew back then. Had
the best time and so but I also like, who
knows what goes on in Michigan? I didn't know. I
had the best time there. Loved it now, you know.
And then I was like, let's find out what's happening
in Denver. And then I got to a point where
someone I was in Denver one time and someone goes, where.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Are you from?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
And I paused for a second because my brain started
short circuit because I didn't know how to answer the question.
Because I'd moved so many times in a year and
a half, I didn't I literally started flipping through names
of cities and didn't know what to say. And I thought,
I think it's time to pick a place and just stay.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Ah, yeah, that's cute.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
But it was great. I loved it. I got to
have so many cool experiences. I really loved it.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Guys, you know what. I love our sponsors.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
We'll be right back with more of the Ember Lazy
Lady Neighbor Show.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Hey everybody, we're back with more of the Amber and
Lacy Lacy and Amber Show. Today's guest, Jennifer Hackel. Now
her middle name, I said it. It's just a long pause.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Her name is Jennifer was four underscores. My parents were
very innovative.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah. Interesting. I have a question. When you guys were
in Colorado, did both of you meet Barack Obama? No,
that was in Chicago. Oh I made that up. It
wasn't in No Colorado, So I was wondering. I was like,
was that and okay, never mind, guys, I feel really
(13:36):
bad Barack Obama while he was campaigning, one of his
stops was the Second City because he's from Chicago, and
the Second City was in Chicago, and he came during
a show called Between Barack and a Hard Place, and
we did a fundraiser for him where we performed part
of our show and it was really cool. And then
(13:56):
afterwards he gave a speech. But yeah, we got to
meet the president. But when we met him, he was
not the president. He was about to be president. And
every time I say that in front of one of
my friends, Jenny I'll tell you his name after the show.
He always goes, well, he wasn't the president then, So
so I always try to make that distinction when I say,
(14:18):
when I tell this story, I can guess who that was,
you can't, but also them, And that's how mind Melody
Jenny and I are. Yeah, so that's that's Barack Obama.
All right, but we did meet Hillary Clinton on Late
Night Seth Myers. Does that help you? That? Does that
does you? I'm glad you know. What we usually do
(14:39):
on the show is like sometimes we do ice breakers.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
No, yeah, it's been really hard for me to warm
up to you guys.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
I this is what I need. It's going to be
kind of like the show where they separate the couples
and ask the questions, but we're not going to be sad.
Great idea, Jenny, Yes, I'm going to ask you what
is is like the craziest thing that you and Amber
have encountered? Like, if I go, what is the absolute
(15:11):
craziest night you guys had a night you did something,
it was crazy, you saw something bizarre? What would Amber say?
Should I be more specific? You should be less specific?
Less specific? Okay, well then.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I don't know I should be thinking the same hard
because we've been on such an insane ride together. It's
just we've been so privileged to go from being on
little Ding Dong improv teams, to be at the Emmys
together multiple times and be at the Golden Globes that.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I don't oh my god, I didn't even think of
the Emmys. Okay, let's say.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I mean Hillary Clinton. I was at Amber's house, So
I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
How to be true. That was fun, That is true.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
So it's so funny because we've had all those experiences
interacting with celebrities. But the thing I immediately thought of,
the thing I think was the craziest and that should
have been a predictor that Amber and I were going
to be best friends, was when we were in Denver.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I thought.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
We were very early into knowing each other and in
the Denver cast. This is one thing that's really been
amazing about my I'm gonna get I'm gonna real departure
and I will get sincere for just a nanosecond, but
don't worry, I'll get back to bits. Is that Amber
has always really really made me feel seen both as
a person of color and as a queer person and
just something that like, you know, if we're in a group,
because I know, I passed the straight and I passed
(16:24):
as a white person, and so I think, like what
I love is that Amber always makes me feel like, no, no,
you are who you are and that's great. And so
the cast in Denver, other than Amber and I was
all white people and everybody was straight and blah blah
blah blah blah. So we're out one night for drinks
and we're at this bar in Denver. We're on this
big patio and everybody's cutting it up and all of
us are sitting around the table and behind us, and
(16:44):
this is, you know, early two thousands, so it's still
okay to say it was a different time, Lacey.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
It's a different time. Oh no, it was a sad time.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
It was a different time.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah, be scared.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
And there was a group of guys behind us and
they're all cutting up and joking around, and one of
them very loudly says the gaysler the f one, and
then they just keep rolling there, laughing and laughing, and
everybody at our tables just you know, rolls along, and
nobody at our table hears it. It's fine, but just
nobody happened to hear it. But you know, like when
you're that thing, you have a higher period, different frequency,
(17:15):
and so and I didn't say anything to our table,
but I and I didn't even realize I did it.
But I must have gotten perceptibly stiffer a tiny bit,
and Amber just leaned over to me and said in
my ear very low. She goes, I heard it too,
And I had a beer bottle in front of me,
and she goes, don't throw that bottle away. We might
need it, right, And it was so cool that she
was like, I also heard it. I have your back.
If things get crazy, I'm here. But she's like, she
(17:37):
didn't say to the table, hey guys, someone's being behind us.
We all have to back up. She just was like,
I have your back. I also heard it. You are
not alone. It's cool. And I just was like, such
a cool thing to do, because also I would have
been like, I'm probably overreacting, you guys.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Never mind. It sounds like Jenny is saying that I
was saying it as a joke, that I was not joking.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Like I did not think you were joking, And it.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Was, oh yeah, I mean the listener might think, guys,
I was actually I said, I don't know what you
want to do, but don't throw away that bottle. Hey,
let's do it.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
But I also feel and this is really gonna sound corny,
but I think as I came out later in life,
almost all my friends were straight, and so I think
it was also to like the beginning of me feeling like, oh,
I deserve to be like protected and defended. Like that's
really I mean it, because it was like not that
my straight friends didn't, but it was just like, yeah,
it just was like really, it was a very very cool,
important moment that I was always stuck out for me
(18:33):
and also so cool and wild to have a friend
lean over and be like we getting in a bar
fight or what let's talk?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
What are we doing?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
But that's wild. We're being in a red carpet word
by Zactly Cropper. That is wild. And I fucking loved it.
And that's the thing that was the first hint of
like Emberstown for whatever. Ride Yeah, I never ride. What
are we doing? Another wild moment? This is probably another
wild night. This was also Denver. Is it okay that
I say too?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yes, we were hanging out in Denver when time and
as me and Amber and then it was like a
theater complex, so we had our show going, but then
there was also like three or four or five other
plays happening at the same time. So sometimes afterwards we'd
be out and we'd see the cast of another show.
So we're all hanging out and hanging out and we
see another cast of a show, and one by one
they all start to go home, and then it's me,
Amber and this woman from another show and then she's like,
(19:19):
you guys want to get drinks some more, and we're
like okay, and then she's like, you guys want to
go back to one of your apartments, and I'm like,
I have beer at my apartment. So the three of
us go back to this apartment and I'm like, God,
this really this Thodey's really down to hang And so
it's me other lady and then finally this lady's like,
I got to use a bathroom. Whe's your bathroom? So
I don't know why I'm making her sound like she's
large March. She did not talk like that. She was like,
all right, where's your bathroom? So she goes to the
(19:40):
bathroom and then Amber turns to me and goes that
lady told me she wants to get with you, and
so I'm staying here until because I had a girlfriend
at the time and I wasn't interesting this woman. She's
like she told me that an hour ago. I am
not leaving you alone with her here so that you
are safe. And I was like what. I was like,
I've been trying to catch your eye for like two hours,
(20:00):
like going.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
On hang out. Oh no, yeah, I'm so clueless.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I'm like, oh, lots more beers.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I like, I guess I do.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I was, I guess We're going to a seventh location
and we we're trying eyes that need to be like,
Jenny's get out of here. That was the best that
Amber was like, okay, I'm glad you find me. Had
to go to the bathroom. Here's what's actually And so
finally when we came back in the bathroom and I
was like, oh, cartoon yaw, I gotta turn in, I
was like, I better go to bed. I have to
be at work at seven thirty pm tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Jenny, I have to say you did not say what
I thought you were going to say. Oh, but what
I was going to say breaks the rules of what
you said. I was, and I am pretty sure we
told this story on this podcast before go ahead. But
I ain't got but one life. So when Jenny was
(20:57):
at Denver, a fun fact about me is I adore Christmas.
I love it. It's right thing. I think it's cool,
and I think it starts on November first, and I'm right.
So Jenny one day comes to me with Dave Colin,
who is also there, who we love. And Jenny and
(21:19):
Dave were like, we're taking you somewhere and we're not
going to tell you where. We will be gone for
four hours. And I'm like, bet so.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Like be in the lobby at ten am. Do not
ask any questions.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Like great, go to the lobby. I'm like, where are
we going. They're like, none of your business. Get in
the car, like excellent. Fuck it up a mountain somewhere
to like on like the side of a mountain. When
we get there, it starts to snow.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah, because the elevation is so high. It was warm
when we left.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
It was warm when we left. We get up there
at snowing. I look and we are at a place
called I'm seventy percent sure it's called Christmas Town, and
in this place, it just is Christmas.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
And it's like the North Pole and it's a magical
land with like elves and shit, and you walk around
and you see Santa's a workshop and everyone's dressed as
an elf, and there's like lemonade and stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
And it is a year round Christmas place and it's
the cutest and the funnest and no one on planet
Earth loves that shit more than me. I absolutely left
door at it and was skipping through like a delighted child.
And then I remember, at the end of the thing,
you get to meet Santa. I'm too old not to
(22:45):
know that this is just some guy, Like, are you
gonna sit on Santa's lap? But I'm like, I will
not be sitting on Santa's lap. I am yeah, I
will not be sitting on his la. I do not
know him, like, but I do love this ship. That
was the coolest thing I think anyone has ever done
(23:05):
for me was to be like, let's get in a car,
none of a business, let's go.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
There's nothing better though, There's no better feeling than having
the perfect surprise for somebody. And I always said, like,
if I ever won the lottery, Here's what I wish.
I wish that some rich relative I've never heard of
would die and leave me millions of dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
But they don't want to win the lottery. Someone has
to thanks to Jenny.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
They leave me millions of dollars, but they stipulate you
can only spend it on like bits, because then you
can do it, because they wouldn't be like, oh, I
should be giving this a charity like they stipulate you
can only spend it on bits. That would be so fun.
(23:52):
It would just be to have millions of dollars, to
be like, oh, I have this running joke with Lacy
and the funniest thing I could do.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
You know.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
It's like, I know Lacey hates this song by Natalie
and Brulia. I'm gonna call Natalie and brilliant million dollars
to shut up on Lacy's porch and sing it. To
able to spend money on bits like high level bits,
that would be such a dream, but to know, like
guilt free guilt for like I should be I should
(24:20):
be funding some public schools school lunch program. My hands
are tied. Sorry any way, I'm sorry, I do want
to say in case she's listening. I love that song.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
We love that. We do feel we've been singing a
lot today. We do. Uh, Jenny, that's correct. That would
be the absolute best life you'd have to spend your life.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
But I want to die like at one hundred and
ten of natural causes in your sleep, not violent.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
And they're okay, fine, as they're dying, they get eaten
by a bear, but they're already done. They're already okay, Jenny,
that's pretty great. Thanks, And I hope that one of
your relatives. Okay, I do leave you money. I'm fucking
We can't ask any of these questions. We know her.
What we can do though, yeah, is read one of
(25:09):
my dms.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Oh yes, I really want this.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Here on Amber and Lacy and Amber Show, we like
to inspect Lacey's d ms. Lacy is a single woman.
She's out on the prowl. She's in these streets and
she's in those apps. In these apps, people like to
leave her messages, normal, everyday healthy messages from smart human
(25:42):
beings who are caring and compassionate. And here are just
a few of those messages. This one you're just gonna love, okay,
because we got to dissect this one. If you are
from New York City or any borough, don't bother. If
you're more than a half an hour from Giant Stadium,
don't bother. God gave me at another chance. I will
(26:05):
not waste this one or my time. I guess you
could say, I'm looking for my partner in crime, but
a real partner in crime, not one of those fake
ass partners in crime like I've come across time and
time again. And if this is somewhat offensive to you, well,
then why would I want to talk to you in
the first place.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I'm looking for a real partner in crime. We're doing
robberies second degree, we're doing manslaughter, you're doing aiding and
a betting. We are doing kidnapping across state line.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I was going to start this by saying, say, you're
a bank Robert with us, Robert, I mean you're there,
you felt it? Wow? Good for him for asking for
what he was. And Lacy, how dare you act like
you not like you're not down? Now, I can't show
this picture, but I can describe it, and then Jenny,
(27:02):
I'll show it later. I'm going to let wait.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I'm going I feel like I feel like you should
describe it and while you're describing, and I should try
to draw it please.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Okay, I'm going to let because you an amber amber
seeing it for the first time, you're drawing it the
first and I should also draw it.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Okay, this is a multi media multi media.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Throw it on the back of that right there. Okay,
I'm ready. Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I got to turn so can't see how beautiful this
person is? Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
On the inside, he has, first of all, huge trucker
hat on his head, halted slightly, tilted slightly Okay, okay, yep, Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
On the hat there is a picture of a woman
with her tongue sticking out. I'm getting in detail and
one of the little squares on it, so like she
took a drug or something. Okay, Yeah, that's on his hat. Okay,
you can add that or not, just letting you know
it's there. Underneath his hat sticking out is I'm gonna say,
(28:07):
a zebra stripe bendana almost?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Okay, this is tough. Are we ever getting to him
or his face or is it just all all accessories?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
No? No, no, then, because I feel like I'm helping you,
just put that underneath the hat. Yeah, then he has
just the oval type face with huge sunglasses on. Oh,
huge sunglasses. Great aviators, stare, I say, maybe aviators? Yeah? Right,
Give him a nose. He does have a nose. Just
any old nose will do, because this is great. M
(28:40):
h he's smiling, I think, smile. Then he's got a
lot of jewelry. Okay, okay, just one, two, three, four,
five necklaces mm hmm. And the piece the resistance is
(29:07):
this is this right here? Okay that Dracula teeth? What
got two huge things sticking out of that?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Smile?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
No? Okay, Amber, Okay, Jenny, are you done one moment?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Please? Finishing touches? Okay, we should them one at a
time they get there, okay.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Fucking beautiful.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Okay, Amber, you want to go first?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Yes, there is my version of the guy. Okay, dang,
that's really good. Okay, good job, good job, good job,
good job, Jenny, Jenny, good. What's you say?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
I like lazy?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
It's a tie.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Adam's apple, because Adam's apple, because he's very masculine.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
That's a tie.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah, they look very similar.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Oh my god, we are so guys are so hello, Jenny,
I'm gonna show up, but you gotta take it off
of the Uh, you gotta take it off of the book.
Oh my god, guys are great, Lacy, this looks exactly
like this. Amber did great, Amber winds Amberwind's Amber one.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
She did?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
She did?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
So I can I can admit when I've lost.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
That's what I'm dealing with. Wow, all right, can.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
We get another one? This drawing thing is very fun, but.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Teeth Adams a special. My god, guys, I don't have
another picture for you. I usually don't keep the pictures.
It's just the message.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
All right, Well, let's do another message, and then why
don't you do another message? And then Amber and I
are both gonna draw what we think this person looks like.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Okay, Jenny, this is great.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Okay, it's a pleasure to come on as your guest.
Would end up being your producer.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I was about to say, of course, Jenny on here
two minutes producing the dang thing. U but find someone
who's picked? Sure you have? Can you go in the app?
Find someone? And oh but yeah, look I just.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Read a great message and we'll just you just lazy,
can just choose the photo she likes the best, that's right, Yeah,
just I want to hear a great message, an insane message,
and then I'll just draw who I think that person is.
I wasn't ready.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I'm sorry, but this is part of it.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Yeah, just go with the craziest, wildest message.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Ooh, the craziest. Okay, hold on, I'm trying not to
do one that I've Guys, this is the amount of
messages this woman has. You can't see her, but she's
like with her finger through one thousand messages.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I just want to take a moment. Yes, and I'm
sorry to everyone dating men on apps. I really am
so sorry. It's not the same dating women on apps.
It's not I'm really sorry. He hold hold on, Okay, Hello,
I need you to know. I'm looking for an educated woman,
someone that knows how to dress right, talk right, and
act right. If you meet my mother, Look, if you
(32:03):
meet my mother, please don't be disrespectful.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
This has happened too many times. Now as they are drawing,
I need men out there to listen. Okay, Okay, I
need you not to send these messages.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
God, I wish her ground.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Okay, so will you read the message one more time?
I can't, but he said, don't be disrespectful to my mother.
This is just happened way too many times. So right,
just right, talk right for your first thought to be
treat my mama. Right, something's wrong with you. Yeah, and
the thing that's wrong with you is how you look.
It's happened to me, and I think you look like this.
(32:47):
I think this is how this man looks. Okay, so
all right?
Speaker 2 (32:53):
So I also think this man is a baby. I
think he's a baby who thinks he's a grown up.
Like he like, is a baby be playing grown up?
So I think he looks like this. He's a tiny child.
But he's got a bow.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Tie because he's like, oh wow, I am so okay,
great pictures. Great. I'm a Marvel person and I can't
think of this character. Who's the character? Show it? Oh beast?
He's dressed as the Beast? Okay, you are a child?
Where your real fucking outfit? Wow? He put a picture
(33:32):
of himself cosplaying as the Beast.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah, he lost me. You lost me at cosplay.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
And guess what you would have had me if you
to talk. I'm a nerd, yep, I would have been like,
oh my god, let's go cosway somewhere. But instead you
came at me with an attitude. One more, one more. Sorry,
she's right, Jenny's right for DMS, Jenny, Jenny's right. We
should do one more, one more. Drying these people is
(34:00):
truly a delight. This is your new segment. This is
a new segment invented by Jennifer Mildred Hey.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
This segment is called DM Drawing Men. You're right, drawing, Chuck, Jennie,
You're welcome. You better get a little title card. It's
gonna be great.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
They're gonna it's an audible title cardy odd? Okay, so
are you? This one is very odd, but I'm gonna read.
I feel no way about this because I'm never gonna
respond to this person.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
But this is what he said. But the other ones
you're gonna respond to. She's gonna respond no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not gonna respond to any of them. But this
one is just like whatever, Okay, I love it, We'll
do it. I look at life positively. Am I a joke?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yes? I always like to smile. I'm not kidding. I'm
very hard working, but negative women and men should not
be bothering me. No one should bother me for money.
I'm rich, but yet I'm also stingy. Okay, wow, I
look at life positively. He looks at life positively, not joking,
(35:05):
very hard working. Negative Women and men shouldn't be bothering me.
No one should bother me for money. I'm rich, but
I'm a stingy man. Okay, you're not going to come close.
I think I am what's going on here? I feel
confident that I'm a lot going on in this picture. Guys,
this is really hard. Wait, so you chose this guy
(35:26):
because his picture is crazy. I chose because his picture
is crazy because I was like, I'm not going to
read this message. It means nothing to me because it's
not the craziest message that I've ever gotten. But the picture,
it's a lot going on.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
You've got to read. I got it. This is like,
this is like a photograph. I got it.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Oh wow, Okay, okay, Jenny, let's see it.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Okay, Now I.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Likee mister money bags. Dude. Look he's rich, honey bags,
he's rich.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Positive, he's having a good time, but but he's stingy.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Sting say that he's stingy too, Yeah, okay, Amber, Okay,
Now my guy is just he's got a ton of
money all around him. Money's flying. It's flying all around.
But you can tell you' s rich from his diamonds
O balden teeth. You add his pearls, pearls ooh shiny
outlook on life. So he's got big happy eyes. That
(36:22):
is accurate. Okay.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
What I like about his pearls is you can clutch
them when people bother him.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Ever, just saw them? Now? Can you see this, gentleman?
What's going on there? Do you see that?
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Jenny?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Now, what you can't see is amber describe what's behind
him and what's on his hair. I'd like to talk
to you about what I'm looking at. This is a
man with a bunch of civil holes in his jeans.
He has on a big, bright yellow T shirt that
says affliction on it, and it's got a big eagle,
(36:54):
like the kind that would be on a crest. And
I'm ninety percent sure this is a Confederate hat, Confederate
army hat. What is that is that? It can't be
for the Confederate, It can't be. It's a Civil war hat.
It's a civil war hat.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
I don't think they made anti Confederate hats, though they
made Union hats, but I don't think they made a
union hat.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
I know, I'm not enough of an expert. Is it
navy blue? No, it's black and gold. I think it's
just silliness. Yes, okay, But then what's behind the member?
What is that little what is behind it all is
a doll? And is it a lazy It is lazy.
It's like a soldier doll. But anyway, that's all I
got to say. Wow, that's not a great picture. But
(37:40):
he like stood in front of all his favorite things,
which are a couple of dolls, and put on his
favorite hat, which is a piece of costume. And then
this is how I also like not to be gross
this guy and ugly. You guys are shooting yourselves in
the foot. We can't see though. His whole heads covered
(38:02):
in that house. His whole head is covered. We don't
know what's there. We love the Civil War, and I
don't know why I didn't think black men liked it.
But guys, what have we looked at today? We saw
vampire fangs vampire fangs. We saw a whole man's restless beast.
He goes blueskins and a blue wig, and we saw
a Confederate guy. What's going on? Show me your real person,
(38:24):
show me yourself. No take off your costumes. No men
are costumes. Okay, guys, we've come to the end of
another episode of the Amber and Lacey Lacy and Amber Show.
What have we learned today? We learned that Amber and
Jenny are two balls of fun. We learned that only
bad people want to date Lacey, and we also learned
(38:44):
Jenny came up with a great new segment that Jenny
draw this man. That was perfect. Jenny, Yeah, jown this man.
Slide into Lacey's dms. DM stands for draw men. We're
gonna draw you. We're gonna draw your as.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
We learned that Amber and Jenny are excellent excellent artist.
Hire us for your courtroom.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Yeah, we can do courtroom stitches. That's fine, We're great
at drawing. Uh these drawings.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
I'm sorry. We have the phone number for the loom
fucking Hey, Sothaby's hit me up.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
You could follow us at Amber Ruffin across all socials,
and at Lacy Lamar one probably and at Jenny Hagel
that's my guess.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Follow me on Instagram to find out how you can
come to one of my shows, and if you're lucky,
I'll draw you.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Oh, like one of our French girls. Everyone, this was
the Ember and Lacy, Lacey and Amber show. Like and
subscribe and then follow us and then comment or you know,
do it, do the things do. Good night, We love you,
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Amber and Lacy are your favorite girls. We were voted
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(00:23):
you guys are ready to hear that the only people
in the universe, You guys, I'm crazy right now. Welcome
to the Amber and Lacy, Lacy and Amber Show. My
name is Amber Idrisilba. My name Lazy Lamar. Oh okay,
well what names lately? Yeah, I'm just trying to honor
(00:44):
all of the people I've married. Oh yeah, so guys,
this is a bit of a different podcast. Okay, today's
a different episode. You want to know why because we
brought Jenny before the first break. Oh oh, our guest
today is Jenny. Jenny's last name is Hagel, her first
name is Jenny. Her middle name Kate Middleton. Oh, that's
(01:08):
a lot going on. Yeah, I mean it's a long name,
yeah Hagel. Well, I mean I should know her name.
She's my best friend, and that's true. She is my
best friend. All guys. We say that about everybody on
the show. But this time advice war to God, it's
actually real. Jenny Hagel. Jenny Hagel is the EP and
(01:28):
head writer of the Amber Ruffin showed. She is a
writer on Late Night with Seth Myers, and she wrote
on every MTV show you know, for like a fucking
ten year span there. It was crazy. Right now, you
can catch her in Jenny Hagel gives advice. They're doing
shows all around New York City, so get out see
(01:49):
a show. I'll be there. Drunk is hailed in the back,
shouting shit as if I'm in the show when I'm not. Hey, Jenny,
how's it going.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Hey, I'm great, and I'm so excited to be here
you guys with my best friend and Amber. I really
got you.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You thought I was going to sag you did get Jenny.
This is not that nice. I'm telling how. I'm just
going to jump right in. How did you and Jenny meet?
We were in the war.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
But it was the Burger War. Remember when Remember when
McDonald's they kept lowering their burger prices in like the nineties.
It was we met in the Burger War.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
We met in the Burger War. I was McDonald's. She
was Burger King.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
So we met at Second City, Denver. Amber and I
are both Second City alumnae, and at one point Second
City decided that they were going to try to open
a theater in Denver. This is before the economic recession
when people were flying high and flush with cash, and
Second City said, what if we opened a theater in Denver?
And Amber and I were both added separately to the cast.
We had builth done improv in Chicago, but we had
(03:03):
never crossed paths there. We both got added to the
cast and it was the best because we did a
show every night at eight o'clock. Our call time was
seven thirty at the theater, and we had absolutely nothing
to do all day until then. Every day, every day
we had nothing to do, and we weren't from Denver,
so we knew nobody in Denver. So we would just
hang out together all day. Every day we would do
(03:24):
all And I am a real nerd for travel guide,
so I would like open a travel guide or go
to some like explore Denver website and I'd be like, Oh,
there's a museum there. This is real. The International Museum
of Figure Skating is in Colorado Springs. I'd like, I
got a car, you want to go to the Museum
of Finger Skate Like we would just go on these
weird little adventures in Colorado.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
But yeah, I love it. What year was this that
you meant two thousand and six seven six seven six.
Maybe it's a long time you got six, I think, yeah, yeah,
all we're all were all married, couple basically. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
The cool thing is that was like the last minute,
the last minute of humanity where you could lose touch
with somebody, because it was right before Facebook became like
an ubiquitous thing. So we worked there for six months
and then Amber went back to Amsterdam and I went
back to Chicago, and we were like, this was great,
let's keep in touch. We absolutely forgot to and we
didn't talk for maybe like two years, and then Amber
(04:19):
got hired to write for Late Night with Seth Myers
and sent me this really lovely message on Facebook and
was like, hey, remember me, I'm moving to New York.
Let's get together. I remember you wrote for a Drink
and a Hug, which is like the most Amber thing.
It was so sweet, and I wrote, well, you're never
going to believe this. I'm sitting in a hospital bed
because I just had a baby. So we get together
in like eight weeks when I've told myself together, yes,
(04:43):
and that is when we saw. It was another eight
weeks later she came over and held the baby and
that's it. And then from then on, I have to say,
we hadn't seen each other in like maybe two years,
and it was truly like we had not I always
forget there was a period where we didn't talk, because
it was like we picked up like we had not
missed a beat.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, I love Yay. We went on to work together
at late night with Seth Meyers where we still work
and the rust and the rest is history. Yay. Yeah,
we had fun in Denver.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
You forget, Yeah, you forget, and you forget what it's
like to be that young and have have no real
heavy demands on you. I mean, you know, you're like
worrying about paying rent and stuff like that. But like
I remember one time Amber just called me and was like,
I heard, if you go to the mac counter at
the mall, you can get a free makeover as long
as you buy two things. Do you want to go?
(05:36):
And if you think I had anywhere to go where
I needed a full face of makeup. I did not,
but I was like, yeah, let's go get a free
full face of makeup. And then we went and then
we bought like two eyepencil sharpeners because they were the
cheapest things. We just went and got full faces of
makeup just to fill time. Because that's what you're doing
in your twenties.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
You're not like you Yeah, Like, we didn't have to
he rent then because the theater owned the building. You in.
That building had a nice place. I visited, Jenny. Do
you remember when, Oh my god, it's the two people
whose names I confuse with one another. I call Jenny
Laid Jenny all the time, and I call Lacey je Lacy.
(06:22):
It will not stop and today will be just l
J Lacey.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
But it's true. Yeah. So we performed at the Denver
Center for the Performing Arts, which is a very fancy
performance space. It's like the Kennedy Center of Colorado, and
right across the street from them, they owned several apartment buildings,
so they put actors from the shows in there, and
so we did not make a lot of money. But
to not have to pay rent for a few months
in your twenties, it makes you think you are rich, rich.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
And that was when my cheesecake factory addiction started, because
we were right down the street from the cheesecake factory,
and I would eat it that all the time, and
anytime I had a date, I would be like, meet
my ass at the cheesecake Factory. I was there all
the time.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
The thing I remember about Denver is that right across
or maybe like a block from the theater was a
bar called the Front Porch. I don't know if it's
still there, Yeah, And that bar came up with the
best gimmick to get people in the door I've ever seen,
which was they put out a calendar every month, and
on the calendar, on every day of the month was
a name, a person's first name, and if it was
(07:25):
if your name was that day, you drank for free
that night.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
We lived for that calendar to come out, and we
would snatch the pit and of course this is like
still in the infancy of the internet, so we would
go there physically snatch a paper copy of that calendar
in the first of the month and put it up backstage,
and if any of our names were that day, we
would all clear our plans and the whole cast would
go there so that that one person could drink for free.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
But our names were Tim, Dave, Beth, Jenny Amber, like
our names were on that mother stuffs showed up.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yes, it did show up, Yes it did.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Did you tell them to put it on there?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It just random is a very common Okay, I never
thought about it.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I remember one time one cast member was worried about me.
He goes, look, it's Jennifer night tonight. Let's can we
just go? But can we agree if it's too crowded,
we just go somewhere else and we all just buy
your drinks.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
So many Jennifer Nightmare, Yeah were there? No, it was fine, guys.
That's a great get Jenny, here, here comes, here goes Jenny. Jenny.
Do you remember when Lacey came to visit us in
Denver and she brought a giant cutout of her daughter
and this was for Thanksgiving and we all had Thanksgiving together, I.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Think I do. Then we take pictures with it, So.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Pictures with the giant cut out of my niece. It
was in the whatever skip you did, whatever you had
it on the stage at one time, it did because
you said something and you were like and this cute
baby or a cute baby or something of that. Her
picture came up, But I just remember that great. But yeah,
Lacy had asked for a picture of her daughter, but
(09:07):
they made it so huge that it was literally a
cutout almost the size of the child, and we took
it everywhere and put it in like a chair. That
things can be bad.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
One thing I really loved about that gig, though, is
I remember when it was offered to me, the producers
at Second City are like, you know, you can think
about it, and blah blah blah, would you want to
go to Denver for X amount of time? But I
think that, like in our line of work, there are
so few places you can live and do this work right,
and mostly it's La and New York. And I remember
thinking like, what a cool opportunity because with most jobs,
like if you're a teacher or a dentist or whatever,
(09:39):
you can choose the city that you think best suits you,
and with our line of work, you really can't do that.
And so I remember thinking, this is so cool. This
is like getting to do a semester abroad. Yeah, So
I remember being thinking like, I don't know what happens
in Colorado I have never seen the Rocky Mountains. I
don't know what goes on there, and I just remember
thinking like, yeah, I will go specifically for this reason,
like I obviously wanted to go and write and perform comedy,
but also really it was more like, let me go
(10:01):
have a life experience that I'm not once I leave here,
it's pretty much I'm going to probably settle in either
New York or LA and then that's it. So I
just remember thinking like, let me go more for life
reasons than anything, and it was and I made them.
I really really made the most out of it, like
anything I get, any road trip, like I road trip
to Cheyenne, Wyoming. Yeah, I went, I went to Santa Fe.
I really was like, I don't cause I'm from the
(10:21):
East Coast, so I was like, I don't know this region.
I thought that part of it was just so cool.
It was really neat to just see another part of
the country.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Jenny, I don't like what you just said, because why
are you acting like you would have said no to
a job Jenny's talking about. I really took into consideration
where geographically, no, you didn't. You took that job because
you were hungry for food and thirsty for rent.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
But I guess find ticked to Chicago and tried to
continue acting in Chicago, which tried to be like, well,
now it's the time where I go to LA and
try to make it.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
You know, in that sense, would you have or would
you have taken this pace for six months?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
No, that's true.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I mean I was at a point where I could
not have said no to a paycheck. If they were like,
this is taking place on the Sun, I'd be like, well,
I'd got to go.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
To I had a job. I was on the Detroit
main stage.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
So you had to leave Detroit main stage gee, oh
shut my mouth.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, so I had opportunity to stay in Detroit main
stage or to go to Denver.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Did you make the right decision? Yes, yay.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I've been there for a year and three months. So
I kind of was on a little bit of collecting
life experiences tour, just luckily being able to do it
through comedy. Yeah. I had been living in an arbor,
Michigan for a year and three months, which was another
incredible experience. It was like the first time I got
to have my own apartment with no roommate. I made
a really cool collection of friends, all of whom are
people that you and I know now, Like I hung
out with like Jamie Moyer and Sam Richardson and Sam
(11:46):
Robinson then and Adam Peacock, little friend Quintin Hicks and
Sean Hanlon like that was my crew back then. Had
the best time and so but I also like, who
knows what goes on in Michigan? I didn't know. I
had the best time there. Loved it now, you know.
And then I was like, let's find out what's happening
in Denver. And then I got to a point where
someone I was in Denver one time and someone goes, where.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Are you from?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
And I paused for a second because my brain started
short circuit because I didn't know how to answer the question.
Because I'd moved so many times in a year and
a half, I didn't I literally started flipping through names
of cities and didn't know what to say. And I thought,
I think it's time to pick a place and just stay.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Ah, yeah, that's cute.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
But it was great. I loved it. I got to
have so many cool experiences. I really loved it.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Guys, you know what. I love our sponsors.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
We'll be right back with more of the Ember Lazy
Lady Neighbor Show.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Hey everybody, we're back with more of the Amber and
Lacy Lacy and Amber Show. Today's guest, Jennifer Hackel. Now
her middle name, I said it. It's just a long pause.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Her name is Jennifer was four underscores. My parents were
very innovative.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah. Interesting. I have a question. When you guys were
in Colorado, did both of you meet Barack Obama? No,
that was in Chicago. Oh I made that up. It
wasn't in No Colorado, So I was wondering. I was like,
was that and okay, never mind, guys, I feel really
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bad Barack Obama while he was campaigning, one of his
stops was the Second City because he's from Chicago, and
the Second City was in Chicago, and he came during
a show called Between Barack and a Hard Place, and
we did a fundraiser for him where we performed part
of our show and it was really cool. And then
(13:56):
afterwards he gave a speech. But yeah, we got to
meet the president. But when we met him, he was
not the president. He was about to be president. And
every time I say that in front of one of
my friends, Jenny I'll tell you his name after the show.
He always goes, well, he wasn't the president then, So
so I always try to make that distinction when I say,
(14:18):
when I tell this story, I can guess who that was,
you can't, but also them, And that's how mind Melody
Jenny and I are. Yeah, so that's that's Barack Obama.
All right, but we did meet Hillary Clinton on Late
Night Seth Myers. Does that help you? That? Does that
does you? I'm glad you know. What we usually do
(14:39):
on the show is like sometimes we do ice breakers.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
No, yeah, it's been really hard for me to warm
up to you guys.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
I this is what I need. It's going to be
kind of like the show where they separate the couples
and ask the questions, but we're not going to be sad.
Great idea, Jenny, Yes, I'm going to ask you what
is is like the craziest thing that you and Amber
have encountered? Like, if I go, what is the absolute
(15:11):
craziest night you guys had a night you did something,
it was crazy, you saw something bizarre? What would Amber say?
Should I be more specific? You should be less specific?
Less specific? Okay, well then.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I don't know I should be thinking the same hard
because we've been on such an insane ride together. It's
just we've been so privileged to go from being on
little Ding Dong improv teams, to be at the Emmys
together multiple times and be at the Golden Globes that.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I don't oh my god, I didn't even think of
the Emmys. Okay, let's say.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I mean Hillary Clinton. I was at Amber's house, So
I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
How to be true. That was fun, That is true.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
So it's so funny because we've had all those experiences
interacting with celebrities. But the thing I immediately thought of,
the thing I think was the craziest and that should
have been a predictor that Amber and I were going
to be best friends, was when we were in Denver.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I thought.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
We were very early into knowing each other and in
the Denver cast. This is one thing that's really been
amazing about my I'm gonna get I'm gonna real departure
and I will get sincere for just a nanosecond, but
don't worry, I'll get back to bits. Is that Amber
has always really really made me feel seen both as
a person of color and as a queer person and
just something that like, you know, if we're in a group,
because I know, I passed the straight and I passed
(16:24):
as a white person, and so I think, like what
I love is that Amber always makes me feel like, no, no,
you are who you are and that's great. And so
the cast in Denver, other than Amber and I was
all white people and everybody was straight and blah blah
blah blah blah. So we're out one night for drinks
and we're at this bar in Denver. We're on this
big patio and everybody's cutting it up and all of
us are sitting around the table and behind us, and
(16:44):
this is, you know, early two thousands, so it's still
okay to say it was a different time, Lacey.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
It's a different time. Oh no, it was a sad time.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
It was a different time.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah, be scared.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
And there was a group of guys behind us and
they're all cutting up and joking around, and one of
them very loudly says the gaysler the f one, and
then they just keep rolling there, laughing and laughing, and
everybody at our tables just you know, rolls along, and
nobody at our table hears it. It's fine, but just
nobody happened to hear it. But you know, like when
you're that thing, you have a higher period, different frequency,
(17:15):
and so and I didn't say anything to our table,
but I and I didn't even realize I did it.
But I must have gotten perceptibly stiffer a tiny bit,
and Amber just leaned over to me and said in
my ear very low. She goes, I heard it too,
And I had a beer bottle in front of me,
and she goes, don't throw that bottle away. We might
need it, right, And it was so cool that she
was like, I also heard it. I have your back.
If things get crazy, I'm here. But she's like, she
(17:37):
didn't say to the table, hey guys, someone's being behind us.
We all have to back up. She just was like,
I have your back. I also heard it. You are
not alone. It's cool. And I just was like, such
a cool thing to do, because also I would have
been like, I'm probably overreacting, you guys.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Never mind. It sounds like Jenny is saying that I
was saying it as a joke, that I was not joking.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Like I did not think you were joking, And it.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Was, oh yeah, I mean the listener might think, guys,
I was actually I said, I don't know what you
want to do, but don't throw away that bottle. Hey,
let's do it.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
But I also feel and this is really gonna sound corny,
but I think as I came out later in life,
almost all my friends were straight, and so I think
it was also to like the beginning of me feeling like, oh,
I deserve to be like protected and defended. Like that's
really I mean it, because it was like not that
my straight friends didn't, but it was just like, yeah,
it just was like really, it was a very very cool,
important moment that I was always stuck out for me
(18:33):
and also so cool and wild to have a friend
lean over and be like we getting in a bar
fight or what let's talk?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
What are we doing?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
But that's wild. We're being in a red carpet word
by Zactly Cropper. That is wild. And I fucking loved it.
And that's the thing that was the first hint of
like Emberstown for whatever. Ride Yeah, I never ride. What
are we doing? Another wild moment? This is probably another
wild night. This was also Denver. Is it okay that
I say too?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yes, we were hanging out in Denver when time and
as me and Amber and then it was like a
theater complex, so we had our show going, but then
there was also like three or four or five other
plays happening at the same time. So sometimes afterwards we'd
be out and we'd see the cast of another show.
So we're all hanging out and hanging out and we
see another cast of a show, and one by one
they all start to go home, and then it's me,
Amber and this woman from another show and then she's like,
(19:19):
you guys want to get drinks some more, and we're
like okay, and then she's like, you guys want to
go back to one of your apartments, and I'm like,
I have beer at my apartment. So the three of
us go back to this apartment and I'm like, God,
this really this Thodey's really down to hang And so
it's me other lady and then finally this lady's like,
I got to use a bathroom. Whe's your bathroom? So
I don't know why I'm making her sound like she's
large March. She did not talk like that. She was like,
all right, where's your bathroom? So she goes to the
(19:40):
bathroom and then Amber turns to me and goes that
lady told me she wants to get with you, and
so I'm staying here until because I had a girlfriend
at the time and I wasn't interesting this woman. She's
like she told me that an hour ago. I am
not leaving you alone with her here so that you
are safe. And I was like what. I was like,
I've been trying to catch your eye for like two hours,
(20:00):
like going.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
On hang out. Oh no, yeah, I'm so clueless.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I'm like, oh, lots more beers.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I like, I guess I do.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I was, I guess We're going to a seventh location
and we we're trying eyes that need to be like,
Jenny's get out of here. That was the best that
Amber was like, okay, I'm glad you find me. Had
to go to the bathroom. Here's what's actually And so
finally when we came back in the bathroom and I
was like, oh, cartoon yaw, I gotta turn in, I
was like, I better go to bed. I have to
be at work at seven thirty pm tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Jenny, I have to say you did not say what
I thought you were going to say. Oh, but what
I was going to say breaks the rules of what
you said. I was, and I am pretty sure we
told this story on this podcast before go ahead. But
I ain't got but one life. So when Jenny was
(20:57):
at Denver, a fun fact about me is I adore Christmas.
I love it. It's right thing. I think it's cool,
and I think it starts on November first, and I'm right.
So Jenny one day comes to me with Dave Colin,
who is also there, who we love. And Jenny and
(21:19):
Dave were like, we're taking you somewhere and we're not
going to tell you where. We will be gone for
four hours. And I'm like, bet so.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Like be in the lobby at ten am. Do not
ask any questions.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Like great, go to the lobby. I'm like, where are
we going. They're like, none of your business. Get in
the car, like excellent. Fuck it up a mountain somewhere
to like on like the side of a mountain. When
we get there, it starts to snow.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah, because the elevation is so high. It was warm
when we left.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
It was warm when we left. We get up there
at snowing. I look and we are at a place
called I'm seventy percent sure it's called Christmas Town, and
in this place, it just is Christmas.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
And it's like the North Pole and it's a magical
land with like elves and shit, and you walk around
and you see Santa's a workshop and everyone's dressed as
an elf, and there's like lemonade and stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
And it is a year round Christmas place and it's
the cutest and the funnest and no one on planet
Earth loves that shit more than me. I absolutely left
door at it and was skipping through like a delighted child.
And then I remember, at the end of the thing,
you get to meet Santa. I'm too old not to
(22:45):
know that this is just some guy, Like, are you
gonna sit on Santa's lap? But I'm like, I will
not be sitting on Santa's lap. I am yeah, I
will not be sitting on his la. I do not
know him, like, but I do love this ship. That
was the coolest thing I think anyone has ever done
(23:05):
for me was to be like, let's get in a car,
none of a business, let's go.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
There's nothing better though, There's no better feeling than having
the perfect surprise for somebody. And I always said, like,
if I ever won the lottery, Here's what I wish.
I wish that some rich relative I've never heard of
would die and leave me millions of dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
But they don't want to win the lottery. Someone has
to thanks to Jenny.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
They leave me millions of dollars, but they stipulate you
can only spend it on like bits, because then you
can do it, because they wouldn't be like, oh, I
should be giving this a charity like they stipulate you
can only spend it on bits. That would be so fun.
(23:52):
It would just be to have millions of dollars, to
be like, oh, I have this running joke with Lacy
and the funniest thing I could do.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
You know.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
It's like, I know Lacey hates this song by Natalie
and Brulia. I'm gonna call Natalie and brilliant million dollars
to shut up on Lacy's porch and sing it. To
able to spend money on bits like high level bits,
that would be such a dream, but to know, like
guilt free guilt for like I should be I should
(24:20):
be funding some public schools school lunch program. My hands
are tied. Sorry any way, I'm sorry, I do want
to say in case she's listening. I love that song.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
We love that. We do feel we've been singing a
lot today. We do. Uh, Jenny, that's correct. That would
be the absolute best life you'd have to spend your life.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
But I want to die like at one hundred and
ten of natural causes in your sleep, not violent.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
And they're okay, fine, as they're dying, they get eaten
by a bear, but they're already done. They're already okay, Jenny,
that's pretty great. Thanks, And I hope that one of
your relatives. Okay, I do leave you money. I'm fucking
We can't ask any of these questions. We know her.
What we can do though, yeah, is read one of
(25:09):
my dms.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Oh yes, I really want this.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Here on Amber and Lacy and Amber Show, we like
to inspect Lacey's d ms. Lacy is a single woman.
She's out on the prowl. She's in these streets and
she's in those apps. In these apps, people like to
leave her messages, normal, everyday healthy messages from smart human
(25:42):
beings who are caring and compassionate. And here are just
a few of those messages. This one you're just gonna love, okay,
because we got to dissect this one. If you are
from New York City or any borough, don't bother. If
you're more than a half an hour from Giant Stadium,
don't bother. God gave me at another chance. I will
(26:05):
not waste this one or my time. I guess you
could say, I'm looking for my partner in crime, but
a real partner in crime, not one of those fake
ass partners in crime like I've come across time and
time again. And if this is somewhat offensive to you, well,
then why would I want to talk to you in
the first place.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I'm looking for a real partner in crime. We're doing
robberies second degree, we're doing manslaughter, you're doing aiding and
a betting. We are doing kidnapping across state line.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I was going to start this by saying, say, you're
a bank Robert with us, Robert, I mean you're there,
you felt it? Wow? Good for him for asking for
what he was. And Lacy, how dare you act like
you not like you're not down? Now, I can't show
this picture, but I can describe it, and then Jenny,
(27:02):
I'll show it later. I'm going to let wait.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I'm going I feel like I feel like you should
describe it and while you're describing, and I should try
to draw it please.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Okay, I'm going to let because you an amber amber
seeing it for the first time, you're drawing it the
first and I should also draw it.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Okay, this is a multi media multi media.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Throw it on the back of that right there. Okay,
I'm ready. Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I got to turn so can't see how beautiful this
person is? Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
On the inside, he has, first of all, huge trucker
hat on his head, halted slightly, tilted slightly Okay, okay, yep, Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
On the hat there is a picture of a woman
with her tongue sticking out. I'm getting in detail and
one of the little squares on it, so like she
took a drug or something. Okay, Yeah, that's on his hat. Okay,
you can add that or not, just letting you know
it's there. Underneath his hat sticking out is I'm gonna say,
(28:07):
a zebra stripe bendana almost?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Okay, this is tough. Are we ever getting to him
or his face or is it just all all accessories?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
No? No, no, then, because I feel like I'm helping you,
just put that underneath the hat. Yeah, then he has
just the oval type face with huge sunglasses on. Oh,
huge sunglasses. Great aviators, stare, I say, maybe aviators? Yeah? Right,
Give him a nose. He does have a nose. Just
any old nose will do, because this is great. M
(28:40):
h he's smiling, I think, smile. Then he's got a
lot of jewelry. Okay, okay, just one, two, three, four,
five necklaces mm hmm. And the piece the resistance is
(29:07):
this is this right here? Okay that Dracula teeth? What
got two huge things sticking out of that?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Smile?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
No? Okay, Amber, Okay, Jenny, are you done one moment?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Please? Finishing touches? Okay, we should them one at a
time they get there, okay.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Fucking beautiful.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Okay, Amber, you want to go first?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Yes, there is my version of the guy. Okay, dang,
that's really good. Okay, good job, good job, good job,
good job, Jenny, Jenny, good. What's you say?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
I like lazy?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
It's a tie.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Adam's apple, because Adam's apple, because he's very masculine.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
That's a tie.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah, they look very similar.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Oh my god, we are so guys are so hello, Jenny,
I'm gonna show up, but you gotta take it off
of the Uh, you gotta take it off of the book.
Oh my god, guys are great, Lacy, this looks exactly
like this. Amber did great, Amber winds Amberwind's Amber one.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
She did?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
She did?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
So I can I can admit when I've lost.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
That's what I'm dealing with. Wow, all right, can.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
We get another one? This drawing thing is very fun, but.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Teeth Adams a special. My god, guys, I don't have
another picture for you. I usually don't keep the pictures.
It's just the message.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
All right, Well, let's do another message, and then why
don't you do another message? And then Amber and I
are both gonna draw what we think this person looks like.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Okay, Jenny, this is great.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Okay, it's a pleasure to come on as your guest.
Would end up being your producer.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I was about to say, of course, Jenny on here
two minutes producing the dang thing. U but find someone
who's picked? Sure you have? Can you go in the app?
Find someone? And oh but yeah, look I just.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Read a great message and we'll just you just lazy,
can just choose the photo she likes the best, that's right, Yeah,
just I want to hear a great message, an insane message,
and then I'll just draw who I think that person is.
I wasn't ready.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I'm sorry, but this is part of it.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Yeah, just go with the craziest, wildest message.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Ooh, the craziest. Okay, hold on, I'm trying not to
do one that I've Guys, this is the amount of
messages this woman has. You can't see her, but she's
like with her finger through one thousand messages.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I just want to take a moment. Yes, and I'm
sorry to everyone dating men on apps. I really am
so sorry. It's not the same dating women on apps.
It's not I'm really sorry. He hold hold on, Okay, Hello,
I need you to know. I'm looking for an educated woman,
someone that knows how to dress right, talk right, and
act right. If you meet my mother, Look, if you
(32:03):
meet my mother, please don't be disrespectful.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
This has happened too many times. Now as they are drawing,
I need men out there to listen. Okay, Okay, I
need you not to send these messages.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
God, I wish her ground.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Okay, so will you read the message one more time?
I can't, but he said, don't be disrespectful to my mother.
This is just happened way too many times. So right,
just right, talk right for your first thought to be
treat my mama. Right, something's wrong with you. Yeah, and
the thing that's wrong with you is how you look.
It's happened to me, and I think you look like this.
(32:47):
I think this is how this man looks. Okay, so
all right?
Speaker 2 (32:53):
So I also think this man is a baby. I
think he's a baby who thinks he's a grown up.
Like he like, is a baby be playing grown up?
So I think he looks like this. He's a tiny child.
But he's got a bow.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Tie because he's like, oh wow, I am so okay,
great pictures. Great. I'm a Marvel person and I can't
think of this character. Who's the character? Show it? Oh beast?
He's dressed as the Beast? Okay, you are a child?
Where your real fucking outfit? Wow? He put a picture
(33:32):
of himself cosplaying as the Beast.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah, he lost me. You lost me at cosplay.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
And guess what you would have had me if you
to talk. I'm a nerd, yep, I would have been like,
oh my god, let's go cosway somewhere. But instead you
came at me with an attitude. One more, one more. Sorry,
she's right, Jenny's right for DMS, Jenny, Jenny's right. We
should do one more, one more. Drying these people is
(34:00):
truly a delight. This is your new segment. This is
a new segment invented by Jennifer Mildred Hey.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
This segment is called DM Drawing Men. You're right, drawing, Chuck, Jennie,
You're welcome. You better get a little title card. It's
gonna be great.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
They're gonna it's an audible title cardy odd? Okay, so
are you? This one is very odd, but I'm gonna read.
I feel no way about this because I'm never gonna
respond to this person.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
But this is what he said. But the other ones
you're gonna respond to. She's gonna respond no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not gonna respond to any of them. But this
one is just like whatever, Okay, I love it, We'll
do it. I look at life positively. Am I a joke?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yes? I always like to smile. I'm not kidding. I'm
very hard working, but negative women and men should not
be bothering me. No one should bother me for money.
I'm rich, but yet I'm also stingy. Okay, wow, I
look at life positively. He looks at life positively, not joking,
(35:05):
very hard working. Negative Women and men shouldn't be bothering me.
No one should bother me for money. I'm rich, but
I'm a stingy man. Okay, you're not going to come close.
I think I am what's going on here? I feel
confident that I'm a lot going on in this picture. Guys,
this is really hard. Wait, so you chose this guy
(35:26):
because his picture is crazy. I chose because his picture
is crazy because I was like, I'm not going to
read this message. It means nothing to me because it's
not the craziest message that I've ever gotten. But the picture,
it's a lot going on.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
You've got to read. I got it. This is like,
this is like a photograph. I got it.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Oh wow, Okay, okay, Jenny, let's see it.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Okay, Now I.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Likee mister money bags. Dude. Look he's rich, honey bags,
he's rich.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Positive, he's having a good time, but but he's stingy.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Sting say that he's stingy too, Yeah, okay, Amber, Okay,
Now my guy is just he's got a ton of
money all around him. Money's flying. It's flying all around.
But you can tell you' s rich from his diamonds
O balden teeth. You add his pearls, pearls ooh shiny
outlook on life. So he's got big happy eyes. That
(36:22):
is accurate. Okay.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
What I like about his pearls is you can clutch
them when people bother him.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Ever, just saw them? Now? Can you see this, gentleman?
What's going on there? Do you see that?
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Jenny?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Now, what you can't see is amber describe what's behind
him and what's on his hair. I'd like to talk
to you about what I'm looking at. This is a
man with a bunch of civil holes in his jeans.
He has on a big, bright yellow T shirt that
says affliction on it, and it's got a big eagle,
(36:54):
like the kind that would be on a crest. And
I'm ninety percent sure this is a Confederate hat, Confederate
army hat. What is that is that? It can't be
for the Confederate, It can't be. It's a Civil war hat.
It's a civil war hat.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
I don't think they made anti Confederate hats, though they
made Union hats, but I don't think they made a
union hat.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
I know, I'm not enough of an expert. Is it
navy blue? No, it's black and gold. I think it's
just silliness. Yes, okay, But then what's behind the member?
What is that little what is behind it all is
a doll? And is it a lazy It is lazy.
It's like a soldier doll. But anyway, that's all I
got to say. Wow, that's not a great picture. But
(37:40):
he like stood in front of all his favorite things,
which are a couple of dolls, and put on his
favorite hat, which is a piece of costume. And then
this is how I also like not to be gross
this guy and ugly. You guys are shooting yourselves in
the foot. We can't see though. His whole heads covered
(38:02):
in that house. His whole head is covered. We don't
know what's there. We love the Civil War, and I
don't know why I didn't think black men liked it.
But guys, what have we looked at today? We saw
vampire fangs vampire fangs. We saw a whole man's restless beast.
He goes blueskins and a blue wig, and we saw
a Confederate guy. What's going on? Show me your real person,
(38:24):
show me yourself. No take off your costumes. No men
are costumes. Okay, guys, we've come to the end of
another episode of the Amber and Lacey Lacy and Amber Show.
What have we learned today? We learned that Amber and
Jenny are two balls of fun. We learned that only
bad people want to date Lacey, and we also learned
(38:44):
Jenny came up with a great new segment that Jenny
draw this man. That was perfect. Jenny, Yeah, jown this man.
Slide into Lacey's dms. DM stands for draw men. We're
gonna draw you. We're gonna draw your as.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
We learned that Amber and Jenny are excellent excellent artist.
Hire us for your courtroom.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Yeah, we can do courtroom stitches. That's fine, We're great
at drawing. Uh these drawings.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
I'm sorry. We have the phone number for the loom
fucking Hey, Sothaby's hit me up.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
You could follow us at Amber Ruffin across all socials,
and at Lacy Lamar one probably and at Jenny Hagel
that's my guess.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Follow me on Instagram to find out how you can
come to one of my shows, and if you're lucky,
I'll draw you.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Oh, like one of our French girls. Everyone, this was
the Ember and Lacy, Lacey and Amber show. Like and
subscribe and then follow us and then comment or you know,
do it, do the things do. Good night, We love you,
bye bye bye. Thanks Jeddy
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