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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bobby Bones Brothers Sisters transmitting across America. This is the
Body Bone the Bones Show. Thanks for waking up. Now
we're gonna start with this. In case you missed yesterday's show.
I know a lot of people were out because of
the holiday. And if you missed Craig Campbell stopping by,

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he had his tiny guitar. He played outskirts Hanim live
on the show. Yeah, the Good Lord knows me. He
knows I need blue skies and green grass forever ms
Lorely and I duh, I won't live on the outskirts

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of Heaven. Bobby recognizing people doing cool things. I got
you here on a Tuesday. I see you. Lindall Marvin,
a five year old Texas man, is being called a
hero after he helps save two women from a burning car.
Eighty five right, eighty five years old. Two one was

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dropping around, hit a curb, flipped right at his driveway.
She's beating on the windshield. He sees, He runs out,
pulls her out of the vehicle, and the car went
into flames. Probably they say, like thirty seconds afterwards, but
again that's her one. But the dudes eighty five and
had the strength to pull her out. I'm sure there
was a lot of adrenaline involved too, but it also

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happened in his driveway, right crazy. So Linda mar But
I see you, buddy, appreciate that. Appreciate you. So does she,
so does her family. The Bobby Bones Show story its
producer Ray. Multiple people were shot during an m o
K Day celebration in Miami. Eight people were injured. Right now,
they have two people in custody and they're questioning them.

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Authorities are still investigating overseas. That suspect in the New
Year's Eve attack at the Istanbul nightclub has been captured,
alive but confident that after a two week man hunt,
they finally have their guide and finally, the last astronaut
to walk on the Moon, Jean Cernan, passed away at
the age of eighty two. He's the guy that left
the last bootprints on the Moon. I went to the

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gym yesterday and it's just nothing about working out anymore.
It's about not touching your face after touching weights or
anything in the gym. It's all germ infested and more
so the normal like colds and flu, and that's going
around really crazy right now. And so it's just like
wash your hands constantly, because if you don't, you're gonna
get something. Everybody I know Morgan brought it into our circle,

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and then it's been passed around through even even b
sides of our circle. It's been through us, been through
outside of our circle. So just wash your hands. I'm
so bad. It's your face, your eyes, your ears, any
hole and of course yeah your ears have a hole
in it. Don't touch any holes, but basically touched no
holes in your body. So um. I went to the

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gym yesterday and then I just kind of caught up
last night. I watched some more of The Office season three.
Oh yeah, how's Lindsay liking it? Loves it? Yeah, we're
gonna finish all eight seasons. It's gonna take us a
while because like twoisodes or something. But did that I
knew a whole lot. Yesterday I practiced a little bit
playing music. Other than that, what do you do? I well,
my dog out a bath, which I was super excited

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about because she was horrible, And then she was outside
and it started raining. It was like when you wash
your car. And she was outside and I had no
idea it was raining, and then she came in sticking
like let dog again. I'm like, oh man, you know why,
because she's a dog get you every time, show bringing

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you the good news. Right now, I got your good
stuff for a Tuesday. Sergeant Derek Kepeli was right along
the highway. He came across a one car crash on
the side of the road. It was a transplant team.
So you got two people, a liver, a pair of
kidneys from one hospital being transported to the other. Picked

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a ballt up, throw him his car through all the liberals, kidneys,
everything rushed into the hospital. They had minor injuries, they
were fine. Got everything there just in time. Because it's
a it's got a time limit. It's got to get
from point A to point B. Successful surgery and the
patient's life was saved like it all works as the
cops saw it and went into action. So that was awesome. Well,
there's a four year old girl in Georgia who has

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read over a thousand books and her family was going
to visit the Library of Congress. And since she was
there and she's read so many books, she got to
be like an honorary librarian there for the day. In
shadow of the fourteenth Librarian of Congress and hang out there.
That's something that I would still find cool. Everybody's like, like, no,
that sounds awesome. There's a guy in Oregon. He was

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snowed in, so he's clean up my house. He starts
cleaning the office, you know, and he looks and there's
an envelope. He's like, what's this. Oh, it's a lottery ticket.
Let me get online and check the numbers. He won
a million dollars and expired in seven days. I saw that.
I don't think I wouldn't even checked it, not even
like I garbage. I probably bought in at lost. Yeah,

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he wouldn't claim his million dollars that day though. Crazy.
All right, there you go. Good news. Hopefully you have
some good news in your life today. Like that. All right,
it's Tuesday. Thanks hanging show. If you guys want to
check out something on YouTube today, more than six million
people have checked out a video of this YouTuber counting

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up to one thousand. That's all he's doing. It's twenty
four hours long because he was bored and just yeah
yeah yeah, and six million people have watched. I mean,
here we are putting up videos of multi angle shots
of great artists and wonderful songs and this goes just counts.
He's like, one, let's just do it on radio shop

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and say people, we can beat his record. Yeah, Mr
Bobby Bones on Instagram. Here's thetist from Nashville, A Tullywood
and Amy's thirty second skinny. A Russian billionaire paid Mariah
Carey seven figures to perform at a wedding in London
over the weekend, you know, even after her New Year's

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Eve debacle. Elton John and Mark Ronson also perform. Yeah.
I heard between her and Elton they made about four
and a half million bucks. Oh my goodness, gracious a billionaire.
That's probably like twenty bucks. I wonder if she really
sang or she just I'm sure saying like two songs.
And that's it too. I've been watching Marian's World or whatever,
her reality show. She's getting more normal throughout the show.

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So Carrie Underwood and Keith Urban, they're going to perform
at the Grammys. There's a new commercial out. You may
be seen it on TV. Other performers you got the
weekend Metallica and John Legend. It's February twelve on CBS,
hosted by James Cordon. I'm Amy. That's your thirty second skinny.
I have a story coming up in a few minutest
to be dead and people see him at his own grave.

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Have you seen this? You know you're talking about and
it's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy. We'll talk about it coming
up in a little bit. Over to lunch box. Now
for the bone head down. Sorry today, this story comes
to us from West Virginia. A woman had twenty five
minutes to spare, so she's thought, I'll take a nap
in my car, pulls into the Windy's parking lot, puts
her head back, starts to fall asleep. Oh, she forgot

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to put it in park. Hits the gas metal over
the parking thing, boom right into the Windys. Oh no
she get hurt. No, no one hurts. She walked away fine,
but her car was stuck in the wall. Lunchbox at
your bone head story of the day. I'm off for
naps and cars. I've done that many times. One you
have to put it in park too, you have put

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the emergency brake on. And three it's like you did
bait whether to take the keys out because you want
to listen to radio and have the air but it's
still risky. On a nice weather day, you probably that's
a tough one, but that's all your fault. If it
was in the windy it's all fine to you drive
into the actual store. What's up, Bobby. There's a picture

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of a guy and it was on January eight at
Elvis Presley's grave, and a lot of people think it's
Elvis himself, big white beard, big mustache, and so they say.
On his birthday he went to his own grave during
the celebration and there were even security guards around him.
They've started a new Facebook page called evidence Elvis is

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still alive, like ball cab glasses, the whole thing. It's like,
it's like Santa meets Elvis. He looks like Captain Crunch, Like, Yeah,
when I looked at him, I thought that look like
more than Elvis. But he doesn't look My thing is
he doesn't really look eighty two. But you know, good
jeans are good ducks or just hiding on a dark
room for a long time, hiding from America. Best Elvis

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song ever, Amy, Oh won't you be? That's a good one.
I didn't want my favorite Eddie. Best Elvis song ever,
Oh fat Elvis? When He's saying, suspicious mind this, yes,

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best Elvis lunchbox. You ain't nothing but a hound, don't
You ain't nothing? But I gotta tell you. I was
torn that I love Teddy Bear. I love Elvis, though,
and I did a girl wants to hate it Elvis,
and I was like, this is go last. I knew
just from that this couldn't How long is her much
of years? But I knew it couldn't last forever because

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she was like, I don't like Elvis, Like, how do
you not like Elvis? So I love returned to Cinders.
I mean he sent a letter to the postman. He
sent it specialty. I think name of college. This time.

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I'm going on to take goodbye and food. He and
then it comes back next to me. I understand. That's
so good. The only other one I battle with was
because it's just so moving in the ghetto. Man. That

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guy died on his toilet. Oh yeah, allegedly died on
his toilet because he just got into such an unhealthy lifestyle,
got really fat, ain't really bad. Apparently he was doing
a lot of bad drugs and basically that his heart
fail and he was using that happens, Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah,

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you know that currently there's a scam going around an
email and they just expect to suspect that a lot
of people have Netflix, but it's not from Netflix. They
asked subscribers to update their info and then they say, okay, click,
did you credit card social? Social? By the way, has

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Netflix ever asked for a social? Yeah? But people get
into this, they're like, okay, so unless you're setting up
an account or switching over a payment, Netflix will never
ask for your credit card number. They especially will never
ask for a social and they'll never ask for under email. Okay. Well,
good to know, because I feel like I love Netflix
so much, I'd be like, okay, fine, you can have

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my social whatever you need Netflix. You just don't keep
your social to anybody. Uh. And he was watching the
Dirks video Black many times. Yeah, it came out the
other day. That's right. Good and his wife isn't it
And it's just she is and she looks amazing. And

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they're in Iceland now where you where he was. He
texts me when he was there and he was like, hey,
is it daytime? All time? I was like, dude, NonStop,
it's it made me love the song that much more.
And I don't even really watch music videos that much anymore.
The only times they're watched online. You know, Dan and

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J put out a new music video too. I hope
you probably don't watch that one though, because will because
you don't care. If you have trouble getting out of
bed in the morning, set the alarm on your coffee maker.
The smell of coffee can lure you out of bed.
So if you buy the coffee and it turns on,
that smell will wake you up. Interesting coffee boost alertness,

(12:32):
boost alertness, texicanst Parkinson's disease and words off memory loss.
I was looking at and they said something about want
if you just drink wine and coffee apparently lift forever
two things I don't drink. But you wake up, have
some coffee, lunch and dinner, drink some wine. You are okay.
I think you're gonna need to sprinkle some other stuff
and I don't think so not. According to every study
that read on this show, it's like, drink lots of

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coffee and drink lots of wine. You're gonna be awake
and very happy down here in an upper okay, which
wants a down there? Mine is typically a downer and
the coffee brings you back up. How do you wake
up in the morning? What's your alane? Honestly, right now
it's Starbucks. Were filling up like the idiots. I'm not
joking and like, can you please stop that? Yeah? Is it?

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Because it's so annoying you just have to turn You're like, oh,
I gotta turn it off. No, I don't know why.
One day I put it on you to get your
phone out like we because it's for real and my
husband really is annoyed by it. Well, him and I
have to have a little talk to it. I know,
I'm sorry, but he's had enough of waking up to you.
This is the raging idiot. Let's see here. I heard
radio music you should know Bobby Bones and the Raging

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Idiots featuring Kelsey Vallerini Starbucks. It's the country version or
the rap version therap How do we not have this
on our system? But yeah, we do have a country
version of that too with Kelsey. It's amazing. Almost wanted Grammy,
except it wasn't nominated, but it was. It was Oh
my goodni mam. We just got a Starbucks in town.

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Everybody's passwords one six or quirty, which is how the
keys are on the top level R T y. Yeah,
still people do that. I guess people don't care, like
they're like, if you want to hack me, go ahead.
The most popular password is still one, five, six, and
then seven eight is added one and they don't forget

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about password. That's also a very popular password. These are
the biggest passwords that people use. If you get hacked
and this is your password, you should just let everything
you put out there. Yeah, I have a password for everything.
It's different, and so it's irritating. Well, I guess you
wouldn't even know because this woone hack that and then
they written logs because I feel like I needed like

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a key, you know, I get you. The most common
password is still one, two, three, five six. The study
of ten million passwords they got leaked last year found
that about people are using that one specific pathword. So
anyone in this room using that at all, Okay, if
you are, don't, don't even say, because that would not
be smart. Eddie saw The Accountant. That movie has been afflecked.

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I did, and I liked it. I know it's about
so he's an accountant and he's autistic and he's really
smart and he's great with numbers and he's just a genius.
But he was also trained by his dad. His dad
hired a trainer to teach him how to combat military style,
and so he's kind of like a superhero when he
grows up, and you have Toman basically kind of but

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not really. He'll never work as Batman. That's how I'm
gonna stay. It takes a long time to kind of
get into it, but once the movie's over, you're just like, man,
that was a good movie. Anybody else see anything this weekend?
I saw Moonlight. It's out in theaters and one of
that like that TV show with what's her face? Yeah,
it's a movie in One Golden Globes and it's about

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this kid growing up poor and fighting the like, trying
to stay away from the drugs and you know family.
He's a single mom and she becomes addicted to drugs
and just him trying to make it out of the
rough neighborhood. Really good, very kind of sad. Though, why
did you go to that, your wife? I've never heard
of it. I just saw that one Golden Globe, so
I went and I was like, all right, why if

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I planned a date to night and had some dinner reservations.
Took her to the movies like theatered It Up. He
didn't like rent It Okay, no, no, I went to
the movie theater. I got a movie theater all the time.
I love the movie theater. I think it's so fun
to go and sit there and watch a movie. And
at the end of the movie, I look over and
the wife is just bawling her eyes out, And what
do you do when she does that? Do you like
hold her hand like rubber back a little bit, or

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are you just like, all right, let's go. Well. I
was like, I look at her. I was like, you're
ready to go? And she goes yeah, And I was
like it's okay, It's just a movie, and she goes,
I know, but you just have to think that people
really go through that. She's like, people really deal with
that in real life and that's the real life situation,
and I just I can't take it, just so emotional.

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She goes, like Bobby that that was his situation, like
maybe I need maybe when did you watch it was
just based off Bare Bones? I'm not lonely? It could
have been, but there it was a pretty good movie.
To check it out. Was it it like the Weirdo Theater?
Were they only know it was the Regal Cinema? Really? Yeah?
Aything else? I watched Snowdon, Boyfriend Killer, and a Charles

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Manson documentary Busy Weekend. Yeah, Boyfriend Killer I've been waiting
for on Lifetime. I don't know what that is. It's
a Lifetime original. You'd hate it, but it's amazing. If
all you lifetimers you know what I'm talking about and
you love it. And then Snowdon, I thought it was good,
but you know, okay, Yeah, I still want to know,
like some of the real stuff, like how he really

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got the information out of They would never share that.
I know they wouldn't, but I really want to know.
I know, but there are certain things but if you
haven't seen it, I won't give it away. But I
like how they at least wrote into the script how
he did it. But I want another real way. And
then what else? The Charles Manson documentary Man guys crazy
and it's just nuts to me how people actually followed him.
But he's like Captain Manipulation. Well, he first of all

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never killed anybody, no jail forever. He got sick and
that took him out of jail last week I think,
and they put him back in the back in and
he was supposed to get the death penalty, but then
California overturned that and then they quit killing people. And anyway,
how he got women, a lot of women in particular.
He would find women that were vulnerable but not totally broken.

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That was his mission. And then but there are a
lot of guys not as famous, but these cult leaders,
that's what they do. They find and manipulate weak minded
people are people that are very vulnerable part of their life.
They traced it back to that. He was able to
kind of start doing that as early as like sixth grade.
He used to get girls to beat up other boys

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for him. He's a sociopath clearly and a psychopath at
the same time. One does not equal the other. There's
some very um I mean, their sociopaths aren't necessarily a
bad thing. Yeah, Okay, no, they're really not there, get that.
I get that. I'm just saying I've seen, Yes, I've
seen stuff on a psychopath part of him. Yeah, this

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one was just really in depth. It was on reels.
Why are you just board flipping their channels. That was
good stuff. I got like four channels all day. It's
reels with the Z, by the way, reals with the Z.
They also had something on Kobe Bryant that I caught.
They're doing a lot of good documentaries. Really are the
most boring weekend. Yeah there was a hard show. Yeah,

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I saw where the girl that was in That Australian
girl she's she's doing a tony of hardy movie. Oh,
I don't know what you're doing. I don't know what
Australian on the superhero movies, The Young One. Oh, Moby,
Moby dick, no blow, never mind, I know I'm talking about.
She played the body Mike helped me on the Room.

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Who's the blonde Australian actress Margot I was closed? You said,
Moby Fine, Margo Robbie comic movie. We're getting more, all right?
You got to be part of the show. Eight seven,
seven seventy seven, Bobby. That Tanya Harding stuff was crazy nuts.

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She went and clubbed. Well, people knew Mark Gully did
his name him? Yeah, he did it. He was so
and whack Nancy Carringan's knee American opponent and you know
it was the dad that was talking on the phone
to someone that you know rated him out talking on
the phone to an operator, you know, you know, I

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don't know. Well, I thought that was interesting. He's like,
my son did this, and then she called the voice.
A Florida man got a Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl tattoo,
and now he has to get it taken off because
even has the year of this year in the championship.
That didn't happen, that anyone one playoff game, which I
told Eddie wasn't gonna happen. But it was so cool.

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It doesn't matter. They break your heart and I like
the Cowboys just fine. The Cowboys are known to get
close and break your heart. They're knowing to do exactly
what they did. Okay, it was heartbreaking. You called it
exactly what they did exactly every and I know my
teams do this to me. Who'd you tell was gonna
have Eddie and anybody a hundred bucks they'd be in

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the super Bowl. So yeah, you have my money. Yeah,
it's coming every tray every day that you're the money
is not here. This is suggested about lunch box, and
actually agree with this. Yeah, yeah, go ahead, lunch Well,
I think that Eddie has a reputation of betting things
and they're not paying up or taking a while. He
kind of dodges his issue. So there has to be
corporal punishment because he is how old? How old are

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you now? What holt seven years old? You've got to
learn a lesson that you gotta pay your debts. So
every day he didn't pay taste, okay, sorry tomorrow, not today.
He didn't know that was the rule. Today, but he
got the money. But starting tomorrow, I gotta call all.
I gotta get my collection going. I'm sorry they lost.
I was watching a Mike d our phone screener. It's rough.
It was rough. It was rough, and everybody makes excuses like,

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oh man, that was what happened. They shouldn't have done that.
I mean, there was a penalty, you know what. It
broke my heart. You were right, and I'll pay your money.
I got I'll find it today somewhere. Thank you. Listen.
I told you guys from the start. Put it all
on the Patriots, put it all on Tom Baby. That
guy should just people that got tattoos, they should just
own it and keep him be like, oh well, oh

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he's going to right. I mean he's got to cover
up with something. Hello, d In Rowan Hill, are you sorry?
I'm great? How are you? I am? Good? Back at
it today? I mean we're back yesterday, but everybody was.
I mean most audience was off yesterday. So I felt
like we're new. We're new today. How are you? Everything
good with you? Yeah, everything's great. I was calling to
thank you for an amazing Saturday night. The show was awesome.

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Oh you came out to my stand up show on
Saturday night. Yeah. This is UM the D not the
D E E the D from the meeting Grede. Well,
I'm glad you came and so you thought it was good.
It was worth everything. Yeah, it was the best birthday present.
I've not laughed so hard. The music, the comedy, everything
was fantastic. Thank you very much. I appreciate that you're

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gonna last. Hey do you have a great day? Yeah.
We started my stand up tour this weekend. It was
it was great. Went to Virginia Beach, went to Roanoke,
and I'll be in Tuscaloose on Friday night. Richmond and
d C all coming up. See No. But the thing is,
it's not like you share your material like materials not
out there, like I don't know what, I can't record it.
And because we're going to record it, do a special exactly,

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and she said she laughed so much. I'm like, I
feel like I have to go if I want to
hear what she's talking to wait for special to come out.
I'll put it on my YouTube channel. Okay, Uh, now
everybody came out. I appreciate it was a good weekend.
We drove a lot, like we flew a couple of
hours and drove into Virginia Beach and then drove four
hours to row An Oak And yeah, that was good.
But you know, hey, when your road dog in it,

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that's that's what you do. What kind back you guys
want to be on the show? Eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby,
I got some Trump news for Ray, which, by the way,
you got your money yet? No, I don't Ray bet
a bunch of money. He want a bunch of money
when Trump won the presidency and he still hasn't been
paid and it's an offshore betting site and they owe
him fifty dollars and he does not have his money. Still.

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I don't think you're gonna ever get your money at
what point do you give up in this process? A
couple of months, a couple of months, but then we're
gonna go so okay, great, you want you're seeing somebody
listen to the country. So here's a couple Donald Trump
tidbits for you. Kanye West offered to appear at the
inauguration to perform something special. Can you imagine if they

(24:43):
gave Kanye and Mike It doesn't matter who for, but
if they gave Kanye and Mike during an inauguration period,
holy cow, that would be crazy. So please let that happen.
I don't think it's going to happen. But still with
respect to the ceremony. There would be no respect to
the ceremony. That's why it would be chaos. Chaos And
confirmed inauguration news, which is this Friday, Tony Orlando will

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be there. But a Bruce Springsteen tribute band has backed out.
Not even Bruce, but a tribute Yes, really good. Scalpers
are having trouble unloading inauguration tickets. Apparently. I don't know
you can scalp them. Really, I would think people would
just I get it. If you're you may not be
a fan or whatever, but still just to go to
an inauguration. Donald says that Americans don't want to see

(25:28):
his tax returns. According to Fox News, se disagree. I'd
like to see anybody's TAXI doorers. I just like getting
the people's business. I like to see all. I thought.
Seventy percent disagree, and they do want to. But that
being said, I would like to take a look at
all yours too, If that's okay, Sure, as long as
we can see yours. Do you think Jim Carrey is

(25:53):
funny still? Oh? Man, I haven't really seen a lot
of his work lately, but no, you've to think he
was really funny and high when he first came out.
Top ten Jim Carrey Movies Grossing movies. We'll do this
elimination style and go around the room. Jim Carrey has
made some big movies. Top ten grossing movies, Were Ready Amy,

(26:15):
Your First Dumb and Dummer. Dumb and Dumber comes in
at number five, two hundred fifty two million dollars. A
pet Detective spins down on the list. It does come
in at number seven, and that's the movie that put
him on the map. It's Jim Carey's birthday today. It's
fifty four I think really, Eddie Liar, Liar, Liar, Liar

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Number four three, thirty six million dollars. Jim Carrey Movies,
The Mask. The Mask makes the list. Nice work, Number six,
lunch Box. Jim Carey was in The Truman Show. The
Truman Show makes the list. Nice work. Jim Carrey movie
pickens now three. There are five movies left, and you

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haven't hit the top three. Really, Jim Carrey turns fifty
four today. The top ten highest grossing Jim Carrey movies.
Eddie Bruce Almighty, Bruce Almighty? Is that number three? Jeez,
I'm I'm drying now, come out. He took my last one.

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Oh goodness, gracious, um dumb and dumber two, dumber and dumb.
I don't think he was in that. You've been eliminated, Lunchbox. Well,
if he was in Bruce Almighty, then he had to
be in Evan Almighty. That was Steve Correll. That's why
they changed true Different dude for the way. Oh man,

(27:51):
I'm just going eternal sunshine in the Spotless Mine. You
can have one more guests. Whoever gets the highest unlet's
go go ahead. I don't know what else he's in.
Oh I got it. Yeah, the Grinch. The number one
movie is The grantch How the grantch Dog Christmas making

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four hundred and nine million dollars. The Grant Batman Forever
was a number two porton here's a who and then
let me snick. It's a series of unfortunate events. Wow
on it. White lists. I'm understand. I want you fucking

(28:33):
white lists. I'm understand. See don't come, don't see, don't die.
And he coming over to pub here's the latest from
Nashville and tullygood Amy's thirty second skinny. Do you know
Will Smith's son, Jaden Smith and he's you know, acting
now and doing the Hollywood thing. Well, he's eighteen years

(28:54):
old and he was recently the DMV taking his driver's
test and he failed, and he put all on Instagram
and he's like, great, I'll have to go home and
tell my dad I failed the test. I've met a
lot of kids failed the test. I don't think that
it's weird because Will Smith's kid, well, and that he's
I guess he's wait until he's eighteen to take it.

(29:15):
But I guess maybe he doesn't really have to drive.
Don't have to drive the greatest parents. Just let him
drive anyways, sincere he has a car. You got some
DVDs or movies that are now able to rent today
on Tuesday, they all come out. The Girl on the Train,
which I've been wanting to see that, keeping up with
the Joneses and the whole truth. I'm any Atrigary, Second Skinny.
Just this week things happening on I Guess Today This

(29:37):
is Us episode twelve. It came back last week episode eleven.
Did I haven't caught up yet? Everybody? Never catch up? No? No,
I told you I follow Toby from the show and
he spoiled last week. But I'll still watch it. It's
still a really good show. So that's back tonight tomorrow.
The People's Choice Awards are on CBS on Thursday. Scandal
was supposed to premiere, but because of the inauguration and

(29:58):
inauguration coverage, it's not premiering this week. Want Wall, so
it'll wait another week. You gotta wait another week for Scandal.
On Friday, Donald Trump will be inaugurated, as will the
Three Doors Down performance. What they're playing, Yeah, when when
I saw that, I was like, yeah, they can probably

(30:20):
played like kryptonite. And then Kryptonite and here without you,
and then Kryptonite. Which one is here without you? I'm
here without you? That's doing at you in that one. Yes,
but I mean they haven't done anything forever. May do
a medley of covers of Crypto, different remakes of Kryptonite. Yeah,

(30:43):
I don't know. Also, on Friday night, I'll be at
the Tesco Tescaloosa, Bama Theater doing funny and Alone. And
then on Sunday you have football Packers and Falcons and
Steelers at Patriots Amy your Super Bowl prediction. Patriots all
the way versus the Patriots playing this week in the Steelers, Packers,
Patriots and Packers. That's fun. That would be a fun game.

(31:07):
Play football, football football, that'd be a fun game. Lots passing. Yeah,
all right, there you go are. The question is how
sick does your kid have to be before they get
to miss school? Caitlyn and Oklahoma, thank you for calling.
We think well, I think it kind of depends. Um,

(31:28):
if you're an extremely active parent. I feel that you
can really just tell by merely looking into their eyes
whether they have signs and symptoms. They just kind of
have this haze over them where you can just really
tell if they're really sick or if they're just trying
to pull one over on you. How old is your kid?
So at five are they pulling ones over on you yet? Um?
She was actually sick this Christmas and we were supposed

(31:51):
to go over to Grandma and Grandpa's house to open
present where she would have been surrounded by all her cousins.
And we just had to say no because I could
just tell that she was not feeling well. Oh you
withheld her? Yes? Did she try to say no, no, no,
I feel good? Oh? Yes, definitely, me too. So it's
like the opposing she wanted open presence, I'm not sick.

(32:12):
Eight of ten parents say running nose and cough eddie,
are you in that? Running and coff they go to school? Yeah,
I'm good with that. Okay. Five would send him with
a slight fever. Yes, oh yeah, for sure. Listen at
the end of the year, there's a whole award for
like perfect attendance. We want to get that. Okay. Four

(32:32):
in ten parents, what's send their kids to school after
they had thrown up. That's a tough one. Oh, that's
a tough one. Throwing up a big deal. Yeah, I
don't want you to throw up in class, but there's
not a slight fever. Keyword slight. Okay, what are you
thinking here? Because four intends say they would if they
could throw it, would you send to your school? Was

(32:53):
the last throw up thirty minutes before the stay home?
Okay he's throwing up. That was sending fed DIARYA oh yeah,
go that's the don't think the things old. And Nettie's like,
put a diaper on. Go Mary in Ohio? How are

(33:13):
you hi? Good? How are you? I'm wonderful, Thank you
for calling. Add to this please. I have an eight
year old and an almost five year old boy, both boys,
so they will try to pull what they can pull,
check it out of doing anything, even cleaning their room.
They'll say, oh, my stomach herds, I don't feel good,

(33:33):
but to go to school. If they really truly needs
from miss school, they better be throwing up and they
better be having a hundred point one fever, because that's
the fool regulations to not send them here. So, because
they try to get out of everything else, you're kind
of onto their school game. I am because my oldest
played sports. I'm like, well, if you don't go, I

(33:55):
guess you can't play, and he's like, I'm better. I'm better.
I got good out in look, thank you for calling
the show. Appreciate all you guys. How sick is sick
for your kids to miss school? Carolina, Kentucky? How are
you come good? How are you? I'm good? Thank you
for calling. What's going on? My kid tried to fake

(34:16):
me out this morning? At least, you know, at least
I think he did. He he always polls this. I
got the sorethroat thing. And I call him in the mornings. Um,
I know I'm lame, but a few lady to walk downstairs.
So I call him and say, hey, it's time to
get ready, and this morning he was He answered hello.
So when he does that, I know what he's gonna do.

(34:36):
And you know, so I said, you get to tail ready,
And so then he comes up and his mom looked
at my throat. I think it's red. And I look
at it and like, well, you're going to school because
you missed four days before Christmas break because you had
a sore throat. He's got that, yeah, all the time.

(34:57):
It's always a sore throat. But he was fine the
previous four day. He you know because they were up
for mart Luther King Day, so he they've been out
since last Friday. What if you send him when he
really is sick, do you feel guilty or is that
just part of him and this penalty for faking it
so much? I feel guilty because, yeah, if he is sick,
But how do I know if he's really sick? How
do I know if he's really sick. He's so good

(35:17):
at it, but he's fine, He's fine until at school
day and then all of a sudden he gets sick,
like five minutes before it's bedtime. Man, sounds like a
real problem. Yeah, last night he started the calling thing,
and Carolin, thank you for calling, Thank you for all
the calls on that. Oh and now ready, you're never

(35:41):
gonna get it. The more money you make, the more
likely you are to be okay with seeing this in public. Okay,
So the more money you make, the more likely you
are to be okay with seeing this in public. Everyone
looks stunned. So think about it. The more money you make,

(36:04):
the more likely it's okay. Oh cool, I saw this
in public. Not a big deal. Let's go show, all right.
I'll give you guys a shot at this. You're never
gonna get it. The more money you make, the more
likely you're to be okay with seeing this in public.
April in Fort Pierce, Florida. What do you think about that?

(36:27):
A like public displays affection that is not correct? Is
that what you had? Amy? Yeah? That I have another
guest too, well, but you only would have gotten one guest?
Was that your guests? Okay? Amy's downs, April's down? Lunch
box panhandlers, panhandlers? Interesting because it has to do with money,

(36:47):
and this question has to do with money. Showing me
paying handlers. Oh no, I got it, Eddie thinks you
know he got his finger in the air. I got
it for sure. Oh yeah, I think I got it.
Would you bet the same amount of money on the count? No? No,
all right, Eddie, I'm gonna go with cop cars because
if they get a speeding ticket and nothing, I'll just
pay it. Great logic, right, Wow, look at that, John

(37:12):
cop You have cop cars speeding? Yeah? Have had that?
Show me speeding or cop cars? All right? I'm with
you Eddie here, Okay, it's like I got money. Whatever.
The more money you make, the more likely you are
to be okay with seeing this in public. All right,
I'll come back to a minute. If you guys write
your answers down, we're all good. I got a couple

(37:35):
of this. Here is Brother's Osborne. It's t J talking
about it Ain't my fault. We just wanted something that
was a little bit more kind of gritty and kind
of had some attitude to it. And the whole song
is just about clearly all of these things you're blaming
on the other. But if you are the person that
is making this happen, you know, you are the person
who is to blame, but you're just, you know, so
hell bent on having a good time or going forward.

(37:58):
And that's not much up right here. Here's t J
talking about this wrot, this wroth with a really great
songwriter town named Lee Miller, and it was actually his
idea to kind of have these blaming things on each
other and it's back and forth. And then he started
doing and I was like, that's really cool. I've never
really heard lyric really delivered like that before. And and

(38:19):
we just started like coming up all these really fun,
like different things, whether it's blaming you know, the ax
for the drinking or the drinking or the ax you know,
or it's like this whatever, where do you want to
put him in? It was a really really fun different song.
I think, okay, this is the jam here, brother Zaz
going make it a little bit of this, ain't it

(38:39):
ain't had a little fun. I ain't so I'm eating Ali.
I'm me a Winnes who can testified. I'm only guilty

(39:04):
of That's all we need. I'll cut your radio right there.
Celebrity birthdays today include Jim Carey why entrance to the
Winners Circle fifty four Today, Zoe Deschanelle is thirty seven.

(39:28):
Whoever holding the Feeling stick has permission to say whatever
he or she is feeling without being judged. I'll go first, Um,
I feel like I want to know what you're feeling.
We should have one of those sticks. And Betty White
turns today getting drunk. I love Golden Girls. I watched

(39:48):
a Golden Girls marathon. I've seen all those probably ten times.
But Betty White is ninety five years old. That's cool.
All right, we'll right again. The question was you're more
okay with this if you make money seeing it in public? Right?
All right, let's go Amy, what do you have? I

(40:10):
have older men with younger women because you think older
men like I have a lot of money, I want
to do that. Well, I mean you just yeah, you
just you see it more when you have money, you
hang out with people that are doing it, so you're
okay with seeing it more interesting lunchbox, it was one
of my favorites, all right? Street fights? Why is one
of your favorite? I just like to watch street fights

(40:32):
on liternet. You know, people put them up whenever they
film them. I watched them, so I figure maybe when
you have more money, when you're walking down the street,
you're like, that's all right, that's just people taking care
of themselves. Maybe because you have money, you bet on them. Interesting.
All right, I'm gonna go with billboards because you're like, oh,
I like that, I'll buy it now. I'm sorry. Let's
go to Shana and California. Go ahead, Shana. What do

(40:56):
you think it is? I think it's breastfeeding, she says, breastfeeding?
Show me breastfeeding? Is it? Yeah? People approve if they
make overs because they're like that ain't nothing interesting. Okay,
So if you make a lot of money, you're fine
with the breastfeeding. You're breastfeedings. But people that don't make

(41:16):
a lot of money. They're like, what, well, I mean,
I'm like wondering what the correlation with the money thing is,
and like, because if you don't have a lot of money,
I mean, that's like the cheapest way to feed your baby.
I don't know. Interesting, that is so strange. I don't
even give a breastfeeding, right, Really, if I see someone breastfeeding,
I don't even It's not even a thing to me neither,
Like I don't even go I would never have people

(41:39):
do it on their Instagram live stories that are not
live but they're Insta stories though while they're talking. Some
people that I follow, they're just sitting their breastfeeding their
baby talking. I'm like, and it shows everything. I'm like,
that's allowed. Isn't the human body? Like we all have
the same stuff, just about one thing, but even just
really one thing, but you know we all kind of
have the same things. Yeah, it's just why isn't kid

(42:00):
that's so bad? We all have the same things, but
really even that's just still kind of the same. Yeah,
But let's cover to Jamie, Jamie and Leesburg George. How
are you, Jamie? Good Bobby, good morning, Hey, good morning.
What can I help you? With man. I gave in
to my mom's got her sixtieth birthday coming up, and

(42:23):
I am flying to Vegas on my first flight ever,
and I need some Bobby Bones tips on how to
get on this plane. It's terrible. You gonna hate it.
I mean, I was gonna keep it going. I still
hate it because you have If you're like me, and
you you're just a control freak, it's awful. I don't
like it. I still don't like it. There's nothing about
flying that I like. My tip would be to understand

(42:45):
that there are a million flights in the year that
haven't crashed, and the odds of yours crashing is virtually impossible,
and I just live by the odds after after use
my brain, not my heart. But I hate it, I mean,
and I fly all the time for work and I
hate it. So he could he could maybe love it. No, No, no, no,
you won't. No no, no, Jamie, wis you think it's amazing?

(43:06):
No you're not, Jamie going to it thinking it's gonna
miserable And anything is bonus too. You have to live
your life that way like I do. Everything's gonna fail,
and when it doesn't, it's like whoa look out the
window and tell no, no, no, you're giving a terrible advice.
Don't take anything and keep the window down. Act like
you're laying in a truck bed. Oh, and keep in
mind the turbulence is just like going over a pothole.

(43:26):
If you're driving in the road, you're fine. So it
says Amy's husband, who's a pilot, not me. I don't
fall ten thousand feet from a pothole. Hey Jamie, I'm
just keeping it real with you. I don't like flying,
and you're probably not gonna like it, but that's cool
of you to go for your mom. Hey man, I
appreciate you keeping a real lavery more. I would love
to tell you it's gonna be amazing, but it ain't

(43:46):
no Disney World, and you're probably fly. It's gonna be late,
But I get maybe coughing in the to be going
out to the cabin. Tell him something good about it,
just something, No, it's also expensive, like it's just something like,
you'll get there a lot faster. There you go, Georgia
de Vegas is not a quick drive, so you won't

(44:08):
get there a lot faster. You guys think this is
awesome or is it? Petty. I'll give you the story.
Nick Stafford is the guy's name. He had a three
thousand dollar bill from the d n B and he
was like, I'm fed up with fighting with you guys.
So he rolled in five wilbarrows Philip pennies and so

(44:31):
let's just single clapping over there. That is hilarious. No
matter what what you look at it. I don't care
who it is. That's funny. He says. He reached his
breaking point after spending hours on the phone try and
get some info since he was in convenience. He was
going to inconvenience to d n V. He went to
the bank, took out hundreds of rolls of pennies, hired
eleven people, and then they rolled in all the money.

(44:54):
It took them four hours just to take the money
out of the rolls and put him in. So this
guy went above and beyond to make somebody else's life miserable.
I mean, this was such a big story that Fallon
was talking about it. That's pretty funny. Here I read
about a man in Virginia who paid the d m
V his three thousand dollar fine and pennies. I think

(45:15):
the work was twelve hours to count them all, and
that line still moved faster than the one you were
in waiting out the DMV And okay, petty are awesome,
petty obnoxious, come on, but I mean it's sort of funny,
lunch b awesome standing up standing. You have to stand though,

(45:36):
if you're gonna do with you can't. You can't clap
and yell standing out. It's a genius. He put in
a lot of work. It took him four hours to
do it, and it took them twelve Eddie, Yeah, I
admire his passion. Awesome, Yeah, I like it. Why but
he got a bill for something he did wrong, right,
and he paid it like everyone else. Just okay, but

(45:57):
think about the people that worked there. Yeah yeah, yeah,
they didn't give the ticket or whatever, and now they
have to spend all day doing petty petty, petty petty petty.
But hoo, yeah, there's that sign. It's only funny because
nobody does it, and it happens away from our life,
and it seems fictional if it really happened, like some
one of us are like one of our relators something.

(46:18):
We were like, oh, they got all day counting some
jerks pennies. I'm going petty. Let's go to Ray for
the tiebreaker. Ray is our producer, settles all tiebreakers. I
think it's just a waste of time. Those people had
to work and they don't get paid that much. That
sucks for them. But the winter is petty, thank you
very much. Put them in jail. Talking about this guy

(46:41):
paying three thousand dollars and pennies to the d n V.
Jenny is On and Tulsa Jenny have a story like this.
I do. Um. I grew up in Shakota, Oklahoma, and
I was in a car accident and was taking to
the hospital. Um, the hospital build the insurance and something
went wrong between the insurance and little billing. Um, but

(47:01):
my parents owed less than a hundred it's fifty to
eight dollars on a bill for the hospital, and they
put a lean against my parents property within like minutes,
I mean it was quick. UM passed my mom off
um to say the least, and she took pennies and
paid the bill. Um, So it happens. But what did
it accomplish? Well, it made her feel better, I guess.

(47:25):
So making someone else feel worse makes you feel better
in certain situations, I guess. I guess she thought it
was petty that they put the lean on the property
over such a minimal amount. Three thou dollars, that's that's
a big difference. But this was less than a hundred bucks.
I guess if the rules say that this happens, if
this doesn't get paid, that's been stated and that's the rule.

(47:49):
I just I am not into the I'm gonna make
other people unhappy to make me happy, I know. Unfortunately,
that is something that makes a lot of people feel better.
Coins are currency. It coins our currency. You're right, but
that's not why they're doing Come on, they're doing it.
It's like his retirement is cos he's been saving. That's right,

(48:10):
I just put it in the jar. You have a
four on K or anything like that. No, I don't
know what that means. Do you have any sort of
savings account that you're going to use once you retire. Yeah,
it's a bucket of change. Like if you walk, you know,
through the grocery store parking lot, and you see some
pennies or nickels on the ground, you pick them up,
take them home, put them in the jar. You don't
have anything that comes out of your paycheck every month.
They go ta, Yeah, you know back. Well, sometimes the

(48:34):
think of the year you do, okay, But the ones
you get back stuff you would have gotten back anyway.
They just don't get what you don't. You're not saving
for time. I mean, you're almost forty, like you're in
midties now. I'm in my mid thirties, which is weird
to say, but yeah, I'm doing fine. I'm I mean,
I'm living life and having fun and you're not. You're

(48:55):
not worried about getting older and not having any sort
of retirement at all. Not really. My parents didn't so,
and they're making it all right, So I figured I'll
make it all right. I just learned from my parents.
You learned from your examples and your role models. Parents
are the type to plan, though, like you're crazy. He's
really upset. Don't be crazy. My parents don't plan, you said.

(49:16):
They closed down the Barnum and Bailey Circus and they
announced after like hundred and how many years, four years,
good goodbye. They said that ticket sales went down ever since.
Every People don't want to see people torturing animals, if
they said specifically when they started not using elephants anymore. Okay,

(49:36):
if you want to do all because the tricks are cool. Yeah,
like their type stuff. All humans that are checked out
like that. You know, everybody's over here on their own
free will. Right then you can have a circus. But
I know I don't like that. I don't even like Zeus.
But yeah, I saw they were shutting down. Ticket sales

(49:57):
have been declining and dropping, and especially like Amy said,
they took the elephants out of the show. Out of
the show. They had a good run hundred forty years.
Quite the circus. Yeah, as a kid, do you like it? No?
Not even as a kid. I don't like animals as
a kid. Yeah, I never I never liked it. I
never like going to the zoo on field trips. I

(50:18):
was always weirded out. I was like, why can't they
just go and live their life? You were so like
an animal jail. You know, there were three celebrity birthdays today.
If you have to hang out with one of them,
who would it be? Do you get to have dinner
with Jim Carrey, Zoey Deschanel or Betty White? Betty White
hands out? I love Golden Girls. She's she has so

(50:41):
much wisdom, She's rocking it at I just feel like
I'd have a lot to talk to her. Zoe day Chanelle.
You don't know much about her. I don't know much
about her, but I'd look at her. Oh my goodness,
could you get her? Probably was a dinner with me
and her. If I had a dinner with her, she'd
be You'd win her over with your charm. Yeah, because

(51:04):
I'm funny, and once I sit her down at the
table like, she's being like, man, this guy is good,
like he's he's got it. Did your wife ever say
anything about the conversation regarding the wife swap show? And
you were like, oh, you mean the seven year Switch. Yeah,
there's a show if you've been married for seven years
lunch with telling us about it, that you switch. It's

(51:25):
like the wife swap basically because you you're in a
rut and so you kind of do they hook you
up with someone that you know has more the qualities
you're looking for. And you said you would do that
right now if the girl is hot enough. Yeah, you said,
if I exchanged spots with Derek Jeter and Hannah Davis
that we would do this seven year switch. And you said, yes, absolutely,
mark it down, let's do it. Does she care that
you say that now. I never brought it up. She

(51:45):
just hasn't heard yet. No, she'd probably not, but she
won't care because she told me we're not doing that show.
But I said, hey, look, if Hannah Davis comes knocking,
we gotta check it out. So like when a new
car comes up, you know, and it's a nicer car,
you're gonna you're gonna look in the windows. You're comparing
a nice circle. Eddie, who you tried to hang out with?

(52:07):
All those people Jim Carrey and Jim Carrey would annoy me.
I'm gonna go Betty White like just because she's about
to kick the bucket at some point. You know, they've
been saying that. But she can go tell one fifteen.
She seems interesting. It'd be fun to ask her a
lot of questions. I would like to sit with Jim
Carey because I feel like he's a dark, like really
really smart guy. We are both comedians and that, but

(52:29):
he's probably not when he's not, really most comedians aren't.
I feel like it's really sad most comedians are. Yeah,
and that's why I just I don't know. I couldn't
handle him. So you guys just have a real sad conversation.
No one wants go to see Zoe prehistorical day. Musically today,

(52:52):
in nineteen eighty one, I Love a Rainy Night hits
number one. Man, this song is still the jam. Yeah right.
Eddie Rabbit, Man, Eddie and Eddie Eddie Eddie on this
show and used to drive around and listen to Eddie

(53:13):
Rabbit and sing all the songs. Eddie Rabbit was all
of them. Who's Been Edge Boots been under Shania Twain
It was released, Man, think about that teenage years. Who's
been Heavy Boots Been Boots? Just to see You Smile?

(53:38):
From Tim mcgrawl six weeks at number one on the
Billboard chart. Yeah, I do anything to ship songs keep
getting old and older, guys, so do we? Holy goal?

(53:59):
Like basically that's how it's working. A Minnesota woman is
allergic to her husband. What the nine year old can't
even be in the same room as him, who's scent
prompts an allergic reaction to her. As a result, the
young couple has been forced to completely remake their relationship.
I wonder though something had to have happened. She can't

(54:22):
marry that person? Ye, Like it wasn't she suffers from
mass cell activation syndrome. It causes her selves to mutate
attacker body. She lives in a sealed off attic surrounded
by air purifiers. It wasn't always so bad. Before the
couple married four years ago, the condition was an a
severe She had like rashes, but they really couldn't place

(54:44):
them until they figured out it was him. I mean,
don't you just divorce? What? It's like a bubble bubble boy? Like,
don't you? But for the sake of life, you don't
stay married if you can't be with me. You can't
take like benejry anything. Can you put latex on you
know what I mean? I mean, don't you just play y'all?

(55:07):
Y'all are acting like that she's allergic? Yes, I am.
You can't be in the same room. You can't be
in the same room as them, Like, what is the
point of well, some people say, Mary, and when you're
locked up and you can't be in the same room,
that's that's forced. You can't get she's forced. Prescript trainmans
haven't improved her condition, but if they find she's at

(55:27):
risk suffering life threatening anna phylaxis. Okay, so who makes
that call? I mean she would obviously have to be
the one to let him go and give him that freedom.
If he's like a piece out, then she's probably like, wait,
I don't think anyone's piecing out. They've been together a
long time. But if you can't even be in the
same room, don't you go. We're never going to be.
We're just just to be. My girlfriend was allergic to me. Okay,

(55:50):
that's the thing too, Like do you just let him
go and be physical with some other people? But you
just all it? Yeah? Because if you can't, I mean
she's like she said, she's because you leave, I go
out in public. Yeah, call carefully. You gotta break up?
No point if you stay together, do you let him go? No?

(56:11):
I think that there are marriages in these circumstances where
maybe that has to happen. Is that a circumstance where
you let him go and taste the delicacies of another
grocery store? Okay, if you're gonna stay together the answers, yes,
of course, you stay together. Insignizant and hell till death
do us part. Pretty bad, lunch box. I'm not shocked

(56:35):
that you would leave, but Eddie, I'm not I'm not
saying that. I'm not saying that. I don't know what
I would do in this situation. There has to be
a cure for this. It's not your children stay together.
Humans need have needs. Yeah, you have to let him
go and meet his needs. So you're saying, but there's

(56:57):
plenty of people that have illnesses maybe where it's not
but they maybe they're suffering from something else where they
can't physically talking to me about them. I know. I
just feel like there's lots of relationships that survive without
that if there's something wrong, because you're bond with that
person is more important and caring for them and their
needs and you can get by with other things. This

(57:21):
needs to be a Nicolas Sparks movie. Nicolas Sparks written
The Bubble. Maybe I can't even be in a North
Carolina beach. Let's go church, just that dudes, hardcore man,

(57:41):
and it's all about the music. It's a different kind
of claw. Apparently some of the songs they want they play,
they didn't even heart. They were like, yeah, I'll just
played this one. I mean, stadium show, you're playing our
forty five minuto usually doing twenty songs or so, and
they just rocked it. Out man already songs three hours

(58:01):
shout out Eric's charge man jam right Hereabory dr church
to Eddie. Oh, I like um drinking my hand a
little drinking. Dang dirty girl. It ain't a needle any money.
Let's favorite? Uh hometown? Giving me that my hometown or homeboy?

(58:32):
You know, I think like Jesus does is my favorite? Damn?
Like this is so good man, Let's go to church.
I say it. I'm a long gone waiting song long.

(58:54):
I'm a back rule center out of tent. Wekend, Let's go. Yeah.
I pretty much later on and watched a bunch of
stuff on TV and movies and stuff. I wasn't It
was kind of laid up. I guess if you will,
but if you will, if you will. But you know,
my goal was to read and I kept, you know,
because it's part of many year's resolution. Why do you

(59:15):
roll your eyes when you say that we're January seventeenth
and you're like, you know, my new year's resolution? Because
it was. And I had like a book on my bed,
and then man, just good stuff just kept coming on
the TV. I couldn't stop. What about you? I am
still doing my New Year's resolution by the way, which
is tramming my nose hairs. More often, I can tell
let me, let me inspect, okay, yea, and I believe

(59:36):
been setting realistic ones. Thank you. And then my posture.
I'm slowly improving my posture and I'm always thinking about it. Okay,
I need you to do it out loud, say it
out loud. Post but no, I'm not yelling. Helped me
because that mine's horrible. And then I was in Virginia
Beach and uh ro note this weekend I did to
stand up comedy shows. Awesome. Yeah, it was a lot
of fun. It was the first two shows the entire tour,

(59:57):
so I'm going to Torrent tell me, but yeah, it was.
It was a lot of fun. That's like, except for
this studio. That's my favorite place to be is on
stage in Santam going wow, did you have any moments
where like you thought people were going to laugh? And
then of course every show, well I know, but this
was your first like official weekend on the road. I
didn't know if you had some zingers and you thought
were gonna be awesome, and like every show nobody laughs.
I wright new stuff for every show and then some

(01:00:17):
of them fail. Every show there's fail. Do you write
everything by yourself or do you need help? Don't? I
don't really, I don't really need help, but that that
doesn't mean at all work so either, I mean I
can probably use some help, but no not. But now
it was good. I'll be in Tuscaloosa on Friday night
if anybody wants to come out Bobby Bonones Comedy dot com.

(01:00:38):
But that was a lot of fun, and that'd be
pretty constant until May. So that was It's fun. I
like to work, I mean I like to work, so
it was gonna know. But yeah, I feel I'm happy
for you because I feel like if that is your
happy place, like it's like you're shining. There's a lot
of driving because we we flew in Virginia Beach, drove
through like Greensboro, Richmond, Florida, Roali, like, we went through

(01:00:59):
all our area over there and listen all of our
radio stations and made it ChIL like everything ten times.
If there were a Chick fil A, we stopped at
it for sure. So yeah, but it was a it
was a good weekend person acting like justin Bieber, it's
hard being young girls and saying hey, send me like
naked pictures or else, oh my or else? Yeah, Brian,

(01:01:26):
Now I found a nine year old good back in
two thousand fourteen. He was viewing Bieber's Instagram page, and
so he direct messaged the girl and Steady new Biber
and he could arrange a text meeting. Then he pretended
to be Baber and demanded that she you know, oh
my goodness. She was threatened to herd her if she refused,
and then he contacted the girl again. They can't they

(01:01:46):
got to him and other victims. That's I don't like that.
Here's the thing. Celebrities aren't just gonna randomly reach out
and be like, hey, you're not They're not. And you
know what, there have been many times I saw somebody
last week, maybe how's are going? Hey, this is not
me asking for money? Oh yeah, I think that was

(01:02:07):
housing on Twitter last week. Someone's done it to Lindsay
l was acting like her. I think it was Craig
campus was it? Yeah? And so they're just nine somebody
famous is it gonna randomly reach out to you and go,
hey can I get fifty bucks? Okay? Here gonna naked picture?
If you don't already know them like me, I would
ask for picture, but I already know you yeah, and

(01:02:28):
you'd be like sure, but yeah no, but I mean,
like seriously awful, right, I know it's terrible, especially that nine.
I mean because at nine maybe you're you're not registering
that that's not going to happen well at nine. So
parents talked to your kids. I mean you should have
your your Instagram monitored anyway if you have one. That's true.
At nine, your kid no no, no Instagram, no Facebook, nothing.

(01:02:53):
And he's almost nine, Yeah, he's only Yeah, it'll be
nine next week. And at what point do you plan
to introduce him to Facebook? When he's eighteen? So he'll
probably know about it before then, because I think he
already knows about it to have an account, Eddie, and
he'll have it under your nose. Eddie. Thinks he might
not know about it before he's eighteen, maybe sixteen. That's
kind of the lowest I would ever get. But that's

(01:03:14):
still young. So like a lot of sixteen year olds
look forward to driving, and yours is like, I get Facebook.
I bet you won't even like Facebook. Yeah, it'll be
something bigger and better. It'll be like digital real time
transglobing time travel the biggest plastic surgery trend of twice seventeen. Oh,
I know something to do with lips, the lip jinner,

(01:03:35):
lip kit, injection, lunchbox arms. We're gonna what is that? Amy?
You wanted this? The flappy things? I can't want that,
Tommy tuck Now. Nipple size reduction, Yeah, that it is.

(01:03:57):
According to the Plastic Surgery Group for Guys or Girl,
they saw a thirty percent rise in women requesting a
smaller nipple size. I thought for sure it's going to
have to do something with a Kardashian. Yeah, are they
kind of over No? I don't think so, because I've
read some trend that like that's who When people go
in to get whatever procedure, whether it's maybe it's not

(01:04:17):
evencesar procedure, something simple like lashes or whatever, it's always
they reference a Kardashian like I want eyes like this,
or lips like this, or nose or whatever. That's what
I hear. It's word on the street. In about thirty
eight minutes, we will get to announce our I Heart
Country Festival. So I hope you guys are around and
you're able to hear that one, because it is awesome
this year. I mean it's it's basically the biggest country

(01:04:39):
show in America for all the seventeen and maybe the
history of the world. So that happens, and you know,
a little over half an hour. So so I hope
you're around some of my all time favorites. Yeah, for sure,
I'm not. But I'm not evenna get I'm not even
gonna get there with you right now. Okay, lunchbox, you
can have your time, thank you. Would you like music

(01:05:00):
you want to set this out? Yes, give me some romantic,
cheesy romantic music please, Because I'm sitting there this weekend
and I look at Twitter and it's January fourteen, and
this guy by the name of Bobby Bones Mr Bobby
Bones on Twitter puts this tweet out and I wanted
to vomit in my mouth? Why not adding your mouth?

(01:05:21):
You wanted a moment in your mouth? Well, I mean
that's your thing. This is my time. Hey, he's like
I wanted I had a little vomit in my mouth.
That's what I meant. I liked it. Okay, now to
the tweet. My girl has a cold. I'm listening to

(01:05:44):
her breathe. I wish I could take her cold added
to mine. I have double colds and she has zero colds. Heart.
Oh like you used the heart emoji. Yeah, yeah, Bobby,

(01:06:07):
I don't care. Like honestly, though, you're not taking anybody's cold,
I know you. At that point, I felt terrible, like
I really really felt terrible for her. She had taken
care of me when I was really really sick, and
I was like, you know what, I was like vomiting
everywhere in your mouth. No, I got rid of it.
I gotta out of my mouth, and I was like,
you know what, I would take her cold because she
take care of me. Stop you sound so obnoxious and

(01:06:30):
corny and cheesy. Not disagreeing with the corny and cheesy.
All you gotta do is just leaving off Twitter like
it's so sappy. It's my girl has a call. I'm
not like throwing up in my mouth about it. I
actually think it's really sweet if you genuinely feel that way,
I just know you. But that shows me that you're

(01:06:50):
opening up and you're feeling, and you like your feelings
must be strong, like strong. You're taking her cold, and
that means you're recognized. Think what she's doing for you,
and you want to do something for her. That's I'm
not embarrassed about it. I know you're not, but a
lot of times it's hard for you to be vulnerable
like that and then like feel and Twitter's easy to vulnerable.

(01:07:13):
Twitter and a micro family liked it. I got a
lot of likes and a lot of go ahead, I
hold on, I'll have to pull what Yes, life Place
two thousand ono, So you guys can other are other
humans that are like no, I get it. Look at that.
So I I not embarrassed of it. That's how I

(01:07:33):
felt at the time I put it on Twitter. It
was like, one, do you still feel like that? Uh?
Because you keep saying felt like that at the time anymore.
So you took it. I did. So the big question
is how did she? I mean, obviously she read it,
so what did she think about it? Not forever the
next day because you're sick. But later on she's like,

(01:07:54):
I'll have it really sweet? Yeah, boyfriend points, Yeah, I'm
not embarrassed. Hey hate if you want. Here's the last
five songs I've been listening to. Care Dirt on my boot,
might have a little dirt jump party. I'm taking you
up town tonight. Might have a little bod on my

(01:08:16):
wheel be called to Shine with you inside, Gonna hit
the crom have a little dirt on my boot, but
we're going to dance and dust right off them tonight.
That's all. It's so good. Also, I love the Aubrey

(01:08:36):
Seller's album that's called Light of Day Night by Good Deal.
Yesterday was Trent Harmon for American I don't I've never

(01:09:00):
him before, and so he was on my flight and
I listened to a song. There was a girl. We
drop long way and we're in the airport, went in
our bags and so we're sitting to the southwest Carostina. Trent,
I k know who he was. Actually, I saw him
get on the flight and I tweeted, Hey, I'm gonna
flight with Trent Harmon at Harmony Camp. Like, heyam Trent

(01:09:20):
Um you hope to see sometime? Real nice guy. Yeah.
I interviewed him once for something. Yeah, but you wanted
the hat. I'll just point at this point when we
want to smoky bear hat. It was just like a hat.
I'm pretty sure he had to hat on a smoky
bear hat. On Train has a song called the News
Remember Train Meet Virginia. Just in case I don't make
it just okay. Something was listening to pretty Good. I'm

(01:09:56):
seeing this duckets co practice just like millions, and then uh,
the Edge Shearing song shape of You Good. That's five

(01:10:20):
songs right there. I saw the Edge Sharing story too,
where he lost fifty pounds and they were like, how
do it fifty pounds? He was like a beer out,
that's it? Yeah, okay, so tell me I've never happier.
I never taste beer. It smells like dog p so
I would never just go must drink. Why would you
drink beer? Because if you wanted to get drunk, you
would drink something harder and quicker that doesn't taste or

(01:10:44):
put that much bad on you. Like, explain to me,
someone who's never had a drink, why beer rules? Eddie.
Something's up with me because I actually like the taste
of it. I do, like I even know the different types,
and I know like how it's gonna taste, and I
look for good tasting beer and I drinking. But Eddie,
your very first sip was it tasty? That's tasted like
dog peak? Okay, then compared beer something to me, like,

(01:11:08):
relate to me somehow, what is the thing something like
avocado because I hated avocado. Now you like him? Yeah, okay,
well then there you go. Yeah, but I mean avocado
the terrible things to me. Fat. I don't think beer
makes you fat. I mean I've only lost like five
pounds and I haven't drank in like two weeks. Five

(01:11:29):
pounds is a lot, right, If you look at five
pounds of fat, that's a lot. That's crazy. That's all
you gotta do. Cut out. That's how he left fifty
pounds because he cut out. How much did he drink?
I don't. I don't have cases a night. We'll probably
a lot. But he said now that he's lost fifty pounds,
he can still indulge in beer now every once in

(01:11:50):
a while. But he cut it out like cold turkey,
and then he lost the weight. That's what they call
it a beer belly. I've heard that. Yeah, my dad
had wood. You feel it come on you a bit?
The beer? Yeah? Sometimes, I mean sometimes when do you
think it's from the literal beer or is it just

(01:12:11):
men get fat first in the front, that pooch in
the belly. I mean, I think that's that's where my
food goes. Everything I eat bad pizza cheeseburgers. It goes
straight to my belly. You want some weird diet right now,
I am, and I've lost some weight already, like hardcore.
I hate it, man, It's putting me in a bad mood.
I've realized that food is so important to me and
I care so much about it that it puts me

(01:12:32):
in a bad mood. I'm fighting with everyone. I fought
with my wife, my kids. I've fought with everyone because
you don't get pizza because I'm hungry. And then I
eat a chicken breast and I'm all good, and I
apologize that. But chicken beasts is fine to eat. You
eat a grill, chickenbats. None to it. No, I know
it's fuel food. I'm not even thinking about pizza. I'm
just saying it's hard to eat right because you have
to cook all the time. It's got to be ready,
you know. And pizza was just putting the microwave for

(01:12:53):
ten ten seconds and you're good. But if you want
something that's tough, which is to be healthy, it's not easy.
Nothing worth having is ever easy. To get it right.
Everybody would have it right, and carrots and grapes, they're
not doing it. For me, you know what I mean,
what about chips, They'll fill me up in a second.
I feel good filling up, filling up with empty calories.
You feel once you get past this hump where you're irritable,

(01:13:16):
you'll you'll feel great. Let me tell you, though, if
I get one lickened a piece, you can take your
fried chicken, the whole bucket chicken or that straight up regular,
nothing fancy taco bell tacos, Yes, and like eleven at once. Now,
I just don't want to get full off of them,
like I want to eat so many that I am

(01:13:36):
just I hate myself, like I want to eat so
many of those those single talk about tacos that I'm
just like, I'm so disgusted with you. I can't even
look at you in the mirrac That's when I know
I had a good night of eating. Yes, I feel
that I know what you're talking about away from it,
because I do that if your day starts bad. So

(01:13:56):
some people are like, maybe if they eat a bad breakfast,
they can still continue eating healthy the rest of the day,
but if you start bad, just like, forget it. I'm
gonna go the written next twenty four hours doing whatever
it's like if I don't get in my workout and
once twice and like why why didn't my carros ice cream?
Like and I'm not going to give it all. I'm
just gonna go the other way and give it a
hundred percent and nothing. I know because I read all
these things are like just because you blew it early
in the day, don't blow the rest of the day.

(01:14:17):
And I'm like, what tough, it's hard, good luck my friend,
thank you, pushing, thank you? Do you like, do you
feel like you look better? I feel like I look better.
I feel great. I'm like I feel lighter because your
wife come in and like, hey, wow, you're looking she said,
She's like, you're getting too skinny. So why do you
think that is? Do you think that's something about you?

(01:14:38):
She actually likes you, She says, she likes me to
look strong. And when I look a little strong, when
I look a little chubbs like, she thinks I look strong,
and you believe that. I do believe it. It's not
doughey know, just a little soft, you know, thick. She
says that. You know, even when I lose weight, my
chest goes down and my arms get skinny. I don't

(01:14:58):
look strong, and you think that it's just a youth thing.
What do you mean he look strong through the clothes, yes,
and without my shirt. This is awesome? Is this no diet?
Bringing your hair back? Also, it's done. That has nothing
to do with anything, alright. It's a really great songwriter
and she's a great singer too, and names Natal Lamby

(01:15:19):
and now they put out a record. This song is
called Cairo, Illinois Coming across the Bridge. So Natalie Hamby
has a party. It's a CD release party, album released party,
and Mike Dee goes and so you get there and

(01:15:39):
it's just like flutted with musicians but just being normal people.
So you walk in and who do you see? I
see Marion more so he walks in as he's married.
First of all, she's a high to you. Yeah she
remember you from the Bobby cast. So you said hi
to Marion. Yeah, it was Ryan there too. He was
not okay. Then who do you see in? Wat Musgrave?
Then Musgrave's walking then so they were in, they're hanging out.

(01:16:02):
Is anybody bothering him? By the way, you're hanging out
by the bar. Everybody's chilling. And then who walks in?
Miranda Lambert and Randal Lambert walks and then anyway by
her everybody just chilled hanging out just a lot. Did
you stay out him the whole time? But you played cool? Yeah?
How was Natalie Himby? Good's really good? Yeah? Really good? Right?

(01:16:23):
So when you were did you go by yourself or
do you take somebody? And you just chilled and watching music?
Stared at Randa Lambert But I mean it's a pretty
small place to hang out, yeah, probably not telling who
else is? Probably Sha anybody else and the other stars there. Yeah,

(01:16:43):
how did Mike get invited to this? Natalie invited Natalie
Himmy did? Right, She's doing the Bobby Cast in a
couple of weeks. Oh okay, Because I was like, man,
I've never heard of this, so it's cool. I didn't
know that either. I thought you just went. I thought
I didn't know that. You're just a fancy win. How
about that. There's there's a couple of new Bobby casts up.

(01:17:06):
There's one with Marion Morris where we talked for about
an hour and a half but her career, and then
there's one last Night with Brian O'Connell who's had a
country at Live Nation and talks about the tours and
the shows and the artists. So after this show, if
you want to download I Heart Radio if you have it,
search Bobby Cast and you can hear that up there.

(01:17:26):
It's gonna go. But it's been a big day. We
announced our heart Country lineup. Everybody from al Deane, a
little big town, to Dirks to the Raging Idiots, Kelsey Ballerini.
It's gonna be a big show. Bobby Bones dot com
you can see everything, including tickets from the one. So Saturday, Friday, Saturday,
what day is it? Saturday? Saturday? Cool? So there's that. Also,

(01:17:48):
you can hear the entire show back if you go
to iHeart Radio and search Bobby Bones Show on demand.
Also I Heart Radio you can search Bobby Cast. I
had Brian O'Connell and last night he was over at
the house and he basically does all the tours of
all the major artists like al Deane and does all
the huge festival anyway with yeah, how'd you know that? Dang,

(01:18:09):
somebody's been hanging out with too many cool people? Podcast
silly from your house, from your mouth, that's right. Anyway,
It's just an inside look at how they put on
concerts and festivals and towards. I thought it's pretty interesting.
So okay, that's up. Thank you Gin tomorrow, Goodbye with
the Bobby

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