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What's Happening to Friends? Welcome to Thursday's show More Studio Warren.
We talked last week and I mentioned if you were
to find your partner's diary and it was all their
secrets and everything they thought about you and life, would
you open it up and read it? And I think
everybody said yes they would, except for me. I just
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don't want to know. But we had that conversation and
I asked Eddie, I said, hey, if your if your
kids had one, and you said yes, you'd read it. Right. Absolutely,
there are no secrets in my house, is what I said. Well,
there is an update, Eddie. Let the show know. I
did not know this, but apparently my seven year old
son already owns a locked diary. Is it a diary
for a guy? No? No, he and he said specifically,
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it's not a diary, Dad, it it's a journal. It's
a locked journal, is what I have, and it's got
It's just a little book and it has a pizza
on it. I'm like, interesting, So what do you think
he keeps in this journal? I would guess that he
has maybe talking smack about his brothers. He loves to
list out like everyone's faults, like so his big brother
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has these faults. So he probably writes down like SO
and SO was so annoying today. He's always so annoying.
That's what I'm assuming is in there. So you did
say there were no secrets in your house? Correct? You
found this journal after we had this conversation. What's going
on in your mind? So I'm like, do I open
it now? I mean I did say that, and I
do believe. It's not like I came on the radio
and just said something I don't believe. I do believe
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that there are no secrets in my house, and I
feel like it's my duty as a dad to find
the key to this lock and open it up and
see what's in there. Would you break the lock off? No, now,
I can't do that because then he'll he'll know that
I broke in there. What I'm gonna try to do
is maybe spy on him and see where the key is.
So you are going to commit to trying to get
in his journal. I don't think you should. I'm to
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speak out against it. I don't think you should. I
think you should let his seven year old mind have
his seven year old thoughts, and you only get into
it if you think something is wrong. Bones, let me
ask you this, What do you think is in a
seven year old journal? Exactly? That? Nothing? Yeah? What food
he likes? Why is mom and Dad made him go
to bed early? That's what I want to know right there?
What like? Why? Like if there's something about us? Like
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mom and dad there do this? And I hate that.
But he's allowed to have his own thoughts without you
knowing them, right sure? Yeah, I mean obviously he can.
He has his brain, he can think of whatever he wants.
But I just kind of want to know what my
son's thinking. But then you think you own them. Once
he writes them down, I'll have a better understanding of
what he's going through in his life if if I
read what's written down? Okay, around the room, everybody who's
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near a microphone, who thinks this is a good idea
for Eddie to try to find the key and get
in his seven year old son's journal, say I I oh,
lunchbox does okay? And who doesn't say nay nay nay?
Oh wow, Scuba, where do you fall on this? I
think that if you do this, you'll break your son's trust.
He will find out and then later in life when
he has other things that are more serious, he won't
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come to you for advice or questions, so I feel
like you'd leave it alone. And Eddie, you have four
days and one yea and that's from lunchbox. Why does
that tell you about It's probably not a good idea lunchbox.
Why do you think you should get in his kid's journal? Listen,
that is too young to be keeping secrets. He needs
to know what's going on in his son's life. If
there's stuff that's bothering him, troubling him, Eddie needs to know.
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And maybe he's a little uncomfortable talking to Eddie about it,
so he writes it down so that way Eddie can
help him through those situations. And Eddie, you gotta understand
the people that are saying yea are Ray no kids,
Morgan Number two no kids, Bobby no kids, so they
don't know how to deal with kids. And secondly, I
would say this, it actually gives you the perfect talking
point to bring up. Hey, I found your journal. I'm
not gonna open it like I trust you to have
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your own thoughts because I want you to be a strong,
independent person and adult. But you should know that there's
anything really bothering you. I'm here for you, dang like
you come talk to me, me and you. Heck, we'll
do it once a week. Let's just sit down for
twenty minutes of talk. Son, I like that. How about
I change it up a little bit? How about it?
It's more of like, Hey, I saw you have a journal.
It's really cool, and I love that you're having your
thoughts and you're entitled to your thoughts. I love that. However,
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do you mind if I look in there and we're
looking at together there? See what you're going there? A way? No,
just be like, hey, I'll also be your journal. You
can talk to me about anything not Can I look
in there? How about one more? How about you have
the journal? Really cool? I love that you have your
thoughts and everything, But do you want to kind of
want to write a couple of things. Do you mind
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if I put a little something in there too? And
then that's when I look at the other page. Okay,
let us know what you do Eddie so well, I
don't know. I come to you guys, you guys tell
me we just said No, I would have a conversation
with him about it and say, hey, you know you
can talk to me too about anything in the world. Like,
I'm glad you have a journal, but I'm here too,
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and we should get together. But once we can just
catch up on life and make a point about it. Okay,
let me start there. That's a good idea. Yeah, all right.
You can let us know on our Facebook page, Bobby
own show. All right, it is time to open up
the mail bag something. Wait till you hear this email.
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Oh you're already laughing. This is good. I always know
the premise and sometimes I'll read over it real quick.
This is a doozy all right, Hey, Bobby Bones. My
name is Lauren. About a year ago I got remarried
and now I have an eighteen year old stepdaughter. My son,
who is nineteen, also lives with us, and things could
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not be going better. The thing is, my husband and
I have noticed that our kids have been kind of
flirty lately. My son told me when we met a stepsister,
he thought she was really pretty and felt weird about
being attracted to someone who was going to be his stepsister.
She had a boyfriend at the time, so he didn't
think much about it. Well, she's been single for about
four months now, and the two of them are spending
a lot of time together and it's obvious they like
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each other. I'm wondering if you, guys, or anyone out
there thinks that it's weird to encourage them to date
or tell them we're okay with it, or should we
not be okay with it? Should step siblings who met
as young adults be able to date or is that taboo?
Signed Lauren, I this is good. Okay, I'm just gonna
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say this. I'm curious to know. You're a guys. It's weird,
but I'm gonna say it's fine. I want to leave
it there. You're crazy, Okay, go ahead, you're crazy, dude.
So so like with my kids, we have like certain things.
You know, it's like this is daddy's cabinet. You don't
touch anything in there, and that's it. And they follow
the rule. That's what you do here. You're like, okay, guys,
let me sit you down and tell you you see her? Yes,
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you see him? Okay, good. You can't date like you're
they're both adults. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. You're
half siblings. We're married. This is very half siblings. They're
step siblings. Same thing, not the same same thing is blood.
Step is not her dad and his mom. We're married,
So it's not good. You have to do it from
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the very beginning. There are plenty of fish in the sea.
Don't do this. It is weird. That's what I would do.
But and it's unfortunate because if the parents would never
be mary, they could have dated all they wanted to do.
The situation. That's not their situation anymore. That ship is
what do they say, sailed? I'm okay with it. It's weird,
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it's unconventional, but you're both adults. It's not like you're
twelve or thirteen or five or six, or it's like
you grew up together. You met after you could vote,
so that makes it okay. Yea met after you could
go into the military. I'm going it's okay. We may
have to do a whole room poll on this one.
Come on, we put the scores down here. One vote, okay,
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one vote not okay. I mean I can already tell
you lunchbox is gonna be on my side. Lunchbox. Listen.
I had a buddy that dated his stepsister and they
dated for like two years. Did they were nervous about
telling their parents. So when the parents would go to bed,
then they'd go down the hall to each other's rooms.
They were like seventeen and eighteen when this they got
together in their parents were, you know, they met at
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that age. So I have no problem with it. They
are not blood related at all, their adults. Who cares.
Love is love is love. Okay, that's what I'm saying.
Let them date, Let's go in. And the good thing
is you already know their parents. You don't have to
meet the parents by a lot of a lot of
holidays taking care of all, right, Morgan, No, no, ah, no,
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Because here's when one of the things that people ask
you when you start dating someone is how did y'all meet?
And when you have to sit there and be like, well,
we met because we moved in together, because our parents
are together. That's so uncomfortable. One and two, if they
ever break up, they're half siblings or whatever and they're
stuck together forever. Half stepheah. Okay, what if let me
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put the scenario together. What if they were already dating
and the parents got married while they were still dating.
Then that's where you have to talk with your parents
and be like, ah, you're not dating each there I
found her first. Okay, Bobby, you're right. You're right on
teen mom, Caitlin and Tyler were dating. They were dating
and then their parents, Mom and dad got together, so
they it was the reverse. So it's okay for them
to do it. It's okay for them to do it.
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I'm all for it. We have two to two quick
answers Raymundo. Some people go their entire lives searching for
what they just found, and that's love. Incest is fine.
It's not incest. I know it's being funny, but yes,
I think it's totally fine for them to day. It's
not blood. Mike d Are a head rider, what do
you think it's hard to find love? I say it's okay.
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Boom and finally Scuba Steve. Society says no, but I
say yes. Five to two, it's okay. No one's arguing
that it's not weird by the way, or unfortunate for them,
or it's not going to be a story that you
have to like WinCE every time, but we're all okay
with it. Five to two. That's it. Five two. Have
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added kids, adults, sorry, have added adults. But when it
gets real weird and you don't. I mean, don't come
barking up this tree. All right, close the mailbag. We've
got your that was bound to cloth Morgan. If someone
has an email for us, what do they do? Mailbag
at Bobby bones dot com. We're gonna go over to
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Angela in Kentucky. Who is on the phone. Hey this Bobby?
It sure is. Thank you for calling. Well, good good morning, Bobby,
Morning studio Morgan. We'll get there, right, We're getting there. Yeah,
go ahead. And I'm just wondering. I don't know if
you mentioned this before, Bobby, but I was wondering if
you have honeymoon plans, and if so, will Caitlyn be
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part of the decision making. First of all, she'll probably
make the whole decision. What I've learned in a relationship
is unless I really have a strong opinion about it,
I let her do it if she wants it. I
don't care where we go on her honeymoon. I know
she wants to go to the beach, some sort of beach. Great.
Not a beach guy, but I'm really not a anything guy.
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I'm not a mountain guy. I'm not a beach guy.
Or what kind of guy are you? I don't know.
I just haven't found it. I'd like to go back
to the cabin in Arkansas because we have a cabin there.
Back home. You're not much of a traveler, really, I
like I travel. Maybe that's it. I travel so much
for work that I just like to stay home. But
here's our plan is that we still are trying to
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figure out what will be allowed once the summer hits,
where we can go internationally, where in the well, what's happening.
And so we both have our our vaccines, we fully vaccinated,
we'll have our vaccine cards, and it's mostly we're gonna
look probably early May and make a plan for you know,
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August September. So you haven't planned anything yet. Nothing. We've
talked about some places, but we have no plan and
we've agreed not to make a plan until May first.
So that would you have any recommendations, Angela, No, But
that's a great idea, and it's a great idea to
let her make the decisions. Well, I just don't care
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whatever wherever I go. Give me some good Wi Fi
and some decent healthy food and I'm good. But so
so that's all I need. But it's important to her.
I would I would. I don't want to go somewhere cold,
like there are places I don't want to go. I
don't want to go snow skiing. I've never been snow skiing,
and I just know I'm gonna tear an acl or
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an mcl or heard a shoulder. So I'm good there.
But otherwise, let's rock, let's do whatever you want. Where
where did you go for your honeymoon? Well, we got
married in Hawaii, so we just stayed in Hawaii. So
whoever went to the wedding they ended up leaving and
then we kind of hot island hopped is what they
called it. We went to like three different islands. It
was great. Ray, where'd you guys go a Ruba? What
do you think about that? Greatness? Very expensive, but it's
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a quick flight, so consider it. It's a quick flight.
It is I'm gonna ask a dumb question. Where is
a Ruba right next to South America? Very close to
Central America as well? Lunch box forward, you guys go.
We went to Greece and it was the most beautiful
place I've ever seen in my life. First time I've
ever been out of the country, and it was amazing.
Where'd you go, Angela, I didn't go anywhere. It was
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an ice storm. We were in Austin, Texas and we
were the last one that got married before they closed
the courthouse. So you never went on a honeymoon though
we never did. Well, tell him to let's go. Never
too late. Well, there you go. Let him hear this.
COVID's over. Yeah, tell him, tell him after, play this
podcast for him later. What's his name? Kurt? Kurt, Kurt,
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take your woman somewhere? All right? There? You you told him?
I told him, all right, Angela. We appreciate you. Thank
you for listening, thank you for calling. Thanks, bye bye bye.
Was the latest from Nashville. In Tullywood Morgan number two,
thirty second Skinny Kane Brown won his first ACM Award.
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Ahead of the live show, Kane Brown was announced as
the winner for a Video of the Year with his
song Worldwide Beautiful. The show airs this Sunday on CBS
at eight seven Central. Tricia Yearwood dropped a new line
of pet products today. The line was inspired by her
rescue dogs. It's called the Tricia Yearwood Pet Collection with
dog treats, beds, bags, colors, and more. I'm Morgan number
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two that's your skinny hall, It's time for the good news. Lunchbox.
Me a goot was at the harbor in New York
City when she was watching this older man feed the ducks.
She's sitting there tossing some bread and the water. Dude
slips boom, falls into the harbor, and she jumps into
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the water. She doesn't even know, how are you talking
like that? Because they're in New York and the hall
sound from Boston a little different. How does New York
sound there in the harbor? She jumps in the water.
She doesn't even know how to swim. The guy's face down,
you know, and she grabs him and she somehow learns
how to tread the water, holding him and gets him
back to the rocks and they're both okay, shut up
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me me a goot who didn't even know how to swim?
That's crazy. First of all, a lot of this story
was lost on lunchbox doing an impression. But she didn't
even know how to swim. She didn't know how to swim.
Saw the elderly man fall in the water, so she
jumped in and tried and saved him, like, just did it.
It's an amazing story and Also, when you jump in
to save somebody in the water, you're risking your life,
Yes you are. Didn't even know how to swim, even
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as a lifeguard. You're risking in your life when you
know how to swim. Well, that's a great story. That
is what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
All right, it's Amy versus Lunchbox time. We don't have Amy,
but we have Abby, who kind of sounds like Amy.
Abbey is stepping in. Abby, how are you today? I'm good,
I'm ready. Lunchbox is up three to zero in this
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as they played a five. But a lot of people
are calling this the asterisk round because if Lunchbox beats
Abbey twice, does that even count? That's what That's what
the historians of this game are saying over on the
Facebook page. What are your thoughts, Lunchbox? Hey, look, a championships.
A championship you can put in an astray, you can
put a star by a pound sign, whatever you want.
Guess what champ is the champa an astrick is a
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star though? Huh yeah? All right, Lunchbox, you're ready to
play Abby? You ready to play him? A ready? All right?
So I'll ask Abby three questions that we think Lunchbox
will get, and we'll flip it over and ask Lunchbox
three questions we think Abby will get. Here we go
question number one, Abby, these are free. You ready. A
screwdriver that has a slot in its top that looks
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like a cross, it's called a what okay, a Philip's head? Oh? Nice,
nice job? Okay? Is that right? Okay? Yeah? Next up?
A quarter sized beer keg is often called what a
quarter sized beer can? Hold On, I got to talk
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this out last time. I went too fast and I
missed it and I was mad at myself. Hold on,
By the way, Abbey is our phone screener if you
call us here on the show. She's who answers, and
she's very nice to people. Sometimes she's too nice. Yeah,
too nice. A quarter sized beer cake is called what Abbey?
Oh no, A pint o pints? Oh my god, no,
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lunch Box, do you something get that? Yeah? It's correct.
What I've never heard of that? You got to part?
It is a pony keg's correct? Okay. Last question for you, Abby,
Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan start together, and what action
comedy movie? Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, no, it's
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on the tip of my tongue. Hold on, Chris Tucker
and Jackie Chan start together and what action comedy movie? No,
I know it, I know it. You got it? Oh
my gosh, no, no, no, no, no, it's on a
tip of my tongue. At literally five seconds. Oh, I
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don't have any fine lunch block. Let me see if
you ever sit in this, it's called rush hour. Correct. Oh, yeah,
that was it. I didn't know that. All right, lunchbox
over to you. You ready to go? I've been ready, man,
what's up? Let's go? Question number one. Fenty Beauty is
a cosmetic brand created by what singer fenty beauty, finty beauty.
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If I'm a finty beauty, finte beauty, finty beauty. Oh,
that's definitely Nicki Minaj. That is incorrect. Dang man, Abby,
you need this. Fenty Beauty is a cosmetic brand created
by what singer Amy I'm so sorry, fenty fenty Fergie incorrect?
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It is Rihanna, lunchbox. The fashion designer giohnn Versacci came
from what country? Ah, Gianni Gianni, It's definitely Italian. Man
came from Italy? You donni you have Tanny Italy. He's
got to be Italian man. What's his name again? GI
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have Donny Vergucci and he said Italian man. It's Gianni
Versacci and it is Italy. That's good. And then finally
lunch Box, what weight loss program? Does Oprah have a
steake in? Wait watchers? That's correct? There is every time
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everybody hand and nice stay there and nice stay there? Abby,
what do you have to say? This is your last
time playing the game. It's two losses for you? So
what's the score now for Amy Bard is zero? How
do I redeem her? This is not fair? I make
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her come back to this. I'd buy her breakfast for
a week. Shot. I tell you what, if you go
out and you solve a crime, it's been a cold
case for a while. I think I'll work on that
all right, Abby, wasn't your best luck, but we're happy
you played Lunchbox. Congratulations one one way from the championship.
Have you heard the rumor there may be a real
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Housewives of Nashville Eddie, Yes, yes, never heard of the
people that might be in it. They're not doing the show.
There's not a real Housewive of Nashville. I'll say it now. Oh, okay,
all right, there's something being filmed in a pilot, but
it is not Real Housewives of Nashville. And I've had
some friends that were in the early stages of the
pilot and they pulled out. And you know, you may
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have seen that. It's like Jane Kramer, Chuck Wicks, Jimmy
Allen and his wife dj Silver. There is something shooting.
There is a pilot, but it is not Real Housewives
of Nashville. And I'll leave it there. There was a
new story yesterday that Brittany Aldean said, Hey, I'm not involved, Like,
if there is one happening, I'm not a part of it.
Would you ever do a reality show about your family, Eddie? No,
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you know me, Like, I'm the opposite of that. There's
no way I'd get my wife to sign off on
any of that. Yeah. I think that would be The
struggle with us, too, is that I wouldn't care those
cameras in there, but Kayla would not like it at all. Right,
you and I would ever shoot whatever you are. Yeah, hey,
put one on the toilet, we don't care put the
camera anywhere. I was reading this story about how as
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the pandemic ends, people are trying to get back in
shape real quick because they have to go back into
public and so you're gonna be in the office more,
You're gonna be seeing people out and about, and so
it's like, oh, crap, I'll let myself go. I gotta
get myself back. And so now that people are getting
the vaccine and people are starting to be together more,
people are a paying attention to their personal appearance, starting
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to have better physical health, taking care of their skin,
taking care of their hair, and then also starting to
take care of their mental and emotional health. But I
remember when the pandemic started, even back early days when
we were quarantining, I was like, Man, I got all
this free time. I'll be in such good shape. Like
when this pandemic's over, I'm gonna have a nine pack.
I'm actually the opposite of that. Now, do you feel
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any pressure at all about going back out and everybody
this type of story. No, I mean, I mean I
always kept coming to the studio, so I always left
the house every day. And I mean I just I guess,
on the contrary, I did the Matthew McConaughey died, so
I lost weight. So true. Yeah, I'm the opposite of that. Yeah,
I've been riding the peloton trying to get back into
shape a little bit. But Morgan told me that somebody
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in the office is competing with me on the peloton,
and I didn't know that. Orio what's happening. Okay, So
it's somebody that I work with all the time. He's
in our company. He's not in our building. He's in
New York, but he works with us. He's on the
digital side of things. And yeah, he's always going up
against you. He's like I see Bobby all the time.
He's like, I've only beating him one time. Every other
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time he's past me and beat me. And so he
wants to be friends with you because he thinks you
guys basically are peloton buddies and you don't even know it.
First of all, I have an injured calf and I
have not been performing at my I'm all competitive. Now
I have to stand up for myself. I've got a
right calf that has been in bad shape for about
a year and it just will not heal up. And
I've not been putting in my best outputs. I did
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not know, but now you know. I'm gonna get on
that and just visualize whoever this is not beating me.
But the last time that I went really hard in
the peloton, I went so hard I peed blood. Remember that? Yes? Yes,
how can we forget listen that Peloton's injured my butt
and I pied blood, had blood coming out of both
sides of me. Because I think I go a little
too hard because I get motivated by weird things, not
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this guy I want to kill. I don't even know
who he is. Who what's the guy's name? His name's
Dave Basner. We call him Bazu, but yeah, he but
he said you've beaten him every time. There's only one
time that he's been able to beat you. I'm gonna
go track that score down and deleted for Peloton. You're
Amy's pile of stories. It's Bobby filling in for Amy. Okay, Eddie.
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The question is is it okay to buy the same
gift for multiple people's birthdays? Oh? Yeah, I've done that,
so yeah, I think so okay. Experts say that it's
okay to buy two or three people the same gift.
Just don't buy ten people the same gift, because then
you'll become known for what you're giving out as gifts.
For example, if you're buying nobody candles, you become known
as the candle guy. You don't want that. You don't
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want to be known as the candle guy. What about Christmas?
Will you do a few friends the same gift? So like,
if Christmas, I'll do not like close friends, but somewhat
like people that I know, I'll get them all like
the same thing. So that's okay to you? Yeah, to me,
it's fine. Okay. Largely they say people don't care. You
can do two or three. I never even thought about it.
You know, Morgan got me a really nice birthday gift.
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Just got it. Got me an old school Arkansas razorback hat.
And Morgan, I have a question for you, how much
money are you making? Because she got me a gift card.
There was significant, like it was so much and I
was like, how much will we pay it? Morgan? Well,
I mean, you're my boss. It's a big birthday, and
I think I should be sipper kating. You give me
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give like really good gifts all the time, and I
feel like that's something that should be in my budget
to make sure I get you good gifts as well.
All I know is it was a really cool old
school Arkansas razorback hat. And then it was a gift
card to a place that I eat a lot, and
it was so much it made me a little bit uncomfortable.
I was like, what I made squil noises like that
at point? Should I have not done that? No, it
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was extremely generous of you. But again you got you
got a big gift card to Chilis. It wasn't a
chili but I want to love that too. That'd have
been awesome. Let's see. Also on the news, uber Walgreens
PayPal to cover a COVID nineteen vaccine rides for anyone
who's needy in the United States. Thought that was pretty cool.
The company's announced a vaccine access fund that covers the
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cost four rides two vaccine vaccination size for people who
may not be able to afford them, which, by the way,
on Monday, I'm two weeks in from my final vaccine.
I'm ready. I'm going to the club. Yeah, I'm going
to the jim I'm gonna find a mosh pit. I
don't even match, but I'm all over the place. Life
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skills we wish we'd learned in school eighty three percent
of parents think school should spend more time teaching important
life skills, not just the standard academic stuff. I mean,
can I get an amen? Amen? Right? Yeah? Number one?
How to save money? Hey, in school, that wouldn't matter
to me. I had no money. I would have liked
how to make money number two. How to budget and
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organize your finances. Number three, How to invest number four,
which is significant, and I don't think people cared when
we were in high school. How to take care of
your mental health. That just wasn't a thing. It's a
good one, and now it is so important. Like I'm
working on my physical health, I'm trying to work on
my mental health. How taxes work at number five. I
think that'd been good for a lunchbox to learn. Who
(26:52):
still does his own taxes and every year somehow gets
a gigantic refund only because he files his own. Yeah,
you gotta crunch those the right way. A little bit
of this, A little bit of that, you know, work
expence here, at work expence there. Next thing, you know,
you got ten thousand back. No, no way. I just
don't think a little bit of this, A little bit
of that is the way to do your taxes. I'm
(27:14):
afraid I am out front government. Love you have it,
not doing anything. Fish you over here, go over and
look at the guy in the orange shirt. Don't look
at me. I'm not being fishy, just you know, being
a mathematician. How many how much money over the past
five years do you think you've gotten back from your taxes?
Around forty three thousand right around there. I'd say over
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five years. A couple of years, I didn't reach the
ten thousand mark. Crazy Luke Bryan tested positive of COVID nineteen.
Had missed last week's American Idol. He won't be on
the ACMs this Sunday either. I'm wondering if he's gonna
be on IDOL. I don't know. I mean, I hope
you guys watch American Idol Sunday night. It's really gonna
be great Sunday night and Monday night. But don't know
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about Luke. I know he's feeling pretty good, but I
don't know what he's gonna be on, or if he's
gonna even be on anything. Fans put up six Morgan
wall and billboards around Nashville to mock the ACMs. I
haven't been in town, so we haven't seen them at
have you seen them? I haven't seen them. I saw
the article, but I haven't seen the actual signs. Now
pretty funny. Morgan put out a message on Instagram and
Twitter the other day too. He wrote a note I
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was like, Hey, I'm not touring this summer. I appreciate
the support. Finally, Dolly Parton's ice cream is selling on
eBay for a thousand dollars per pint. This is like
a NFTE, but it's ice cream. Dolly Parton's collaboration with
Jenny's debut de ray reviews She's seventy five. She created
a new strawberry pretzel pie flavor, all to benefit Dolly's
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Imagination Library. A seller on eBay listed the ice cream
for one thousand dollars a pint, which, by the way,
it's not available now, yeah, that's my question. Oh it's
sold out, Okay, got it. I was like, why would
I not just go to the storm yet here? Right?
And then how do you mail that and guarantee that
it's not frozen? And if you buy it for a
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thousand bucks a pint, aren't you gonna be sad in
three months when it's at the gas station. See I've
thought about the whole how do you freeze that stuff?
But when Hello Fresh deliver stuff like, it's like very
very cold still and it's been in there for like
a week. Hello Fresh dot Com shout out, what's the
passport bones? Yeah, put in the code word bones. I
think it's like bones twelve, isn't it. Hello Fresh dot
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Com slash bones twelve, code bones twelve. Thanks Eddie. I
mean you should be more prepared next time. Though we
talked about you're gonna Hello Fresh plug in the middle
of a Dolly Parton story about ice cream. All right,
that's the pile of stories. Thank you guys. That was
Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.
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When a regular customer didn't make it back to pick
up their dog, a Pet Smart groomer in Omaha, Nebraska
knew something was up. The pet owner didn't mention anything
when he drops his dog off, so the groomer try
to contact him. No luck, contact him, no luck, contact him,
no luck. That's when PetSmart called animal control officer Keisha
Witherspoon and said, hey, we're concerned about this, So they
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sent an investigator to the house to check up on
the pet owner. Nobody answered, They call police. They went
inside found him quote, lying in distress in his apartment
after suffering a medical episode. They went through all the
steps because he didn't come pick up his dog. Yeah,
that's crazy, that's crazy. How it like it starts with
just like something's not right, Like I wonder if I
would have done that? Yeah, I don't know. I'd like
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to think I would, but we don't know. I know.
So good for everybody in this story. Saved the guy's life.
That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
It is time for the investigative, Morning Corny and holding
it down today is Raymundo, raymundo, do you have it
for us? Our goal? As they showed me Eddie and lunchbox,
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we have ninety seconds to actually figure out the morning Corny,
Morning Corny. How does the farmer count his cows? How
does the farmer countess cows go? Yeah, yeah, I oh move,
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cows move, move, milk move utter? How does he count? Calculator?
So maybe as a job calculator. That's it, Eddie, it's
a by his calculator. You calculator. Did you not say that? No, i'
said calculator like with an L. I thought you've said
it like you were. Yeah, I heard. I heard calculator,
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Eddie when you said it, so you get all credit? Calculator.
Is that what we're gonna go with. That's the only
answer there is. How does a farmer count his cows
with a calculator? Come on, right, we saw like forty seconds,
So let me say this. I'm on Instagram, mister Bobby Bones.
I recently did a TikTok because Mike d and I
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are bored in California, where we went to a gas
station and bought all the thirty dollars scratch offs. They
had to see if you actually win when you buy
a bunch of them. Yeah, and it's up on my TikTok.
You can see if I won. I spent all my
money on scratch offs and you can look up there. Wait,
did you win? It's on TikTok, Eddie. I gotta go
to TikTok, mister Bobby Bones. All right, I think we're ready, Raymundo,
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go ahead, hit us with that joke, Morning Corny. How
does the farmer count his cows? How does the farmer
count his cows? We're gonna go with a calculator. Calculator. Yeah,
whoa clear eyes fars. Nice job, team Eddie. You didn't know,
(32:38):
but you nailed it. I didn't know what I said,
but I did. Thank you, Thank you. All right, we
all sit in this room and Raymundo is connected by
a glass room because he's pushing all the sounds. He's
got a big board with all the buttons and if
you hear a clip, it's Raymundo pushing that button. So, Raymundo,
what happened to you? Yeah? So I had a really
awkward handshake with a country artist. We are at an
album release party, and at the end of this, I
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want you guys to guess who the country artist was.
But we both got there and we saw each other
across the room and to the point we're wearing masks,
but we could tell. I knew it was them, they
knew it was me. We got closer, so here comes
to handshake. Well, I've been doing fist bump, so I
went with fist bump. They went with handshake. It got
down to it. It was really awkward. Our hands were
about to touch. I was still doing fist pump and
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then boom, our hands touched. It was so awkward. I
ended up doing a fish move and turned it into
a handshake. But boy, I never want to experience that's
a hand type of a handshake ever again. But we
ended up doing it, and I want you guys to
try and guess who this country artist was that I
had the most awkward handshake with. Did you do fist
into palm? Yeah? I did fist and our hands touched
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and then I miraculously turned it into a hand and
it ended up being a good Gosh, was it terrible? Okay,
you have four artists, We're gonna guess who it is.
Who's the first one? Adam Handbrick. I've seen him at
Bones for basketball, so possibly him? Okay, Adam Hambrook? Who else?
Carly Pierce? Sometimes we comment on social media, me and
my wife on hers, so her? Who else? My man
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crushed Sam Hodge and me and him maybe play some basketball?
And I didn't even tell the story on the air. Wait,
did you say you guys might have played basketball together? Yeah?
I just wanted to tease it like that. We haven't,
But I mean, okay, maybe we saw each other at
this album release party. And finally, U friend of the family.
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I did have my wedding on his property? Was it
Garth Brooks? Okay? Who was it? Eddie? Well? I think
he already took Carly Pierce out because the whole since
the beginning, he is like a dude handshake, That's what
I pictured. So I'm gonna go with Adam Hambroke Lunchbox.
It's definitely Garth Brooks. Morgan, Yeah, I feel like it's
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Garth Brooks. He likes to shake hands. I'm gonna think
it's Carly Pierce. And here's why an album released? Did
this happen recently? Ray Yeah? Okay, she's got a new
album out. No, I don't think it's about her. I'm
thinking of new music. Who came out and what's the
guy's named? B K b K from Florida, Georgia Lade
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like he put out something, yes, Beach Cowboy or something yeah,
And so I would imagine maybe that's what it was.
And then and then Carly's on the same record label. Okay,
So I'm going Carly Pierce just by using clues, RAYMONDA,
who is it not? It is not Carly Pierce. Oh
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you're done, bones, dang? Okay, next, who is it not
Sam Hunt? We figured that? Oh it's Arthur Hambrick, which,
by the way, I love Adam, but he's written a
bunch of number one but he's still a new artist.
All right. Is it Adam Hambrooke or Garth Brooks Ray
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it is the go Wow? Where did you say? Oh
you saw him at Ali Colleen's album party. Yeah, that
was it. His daughter. I didn't put that together. Oh
so and so at an He didn't want to do
a hug or anything. No, he didn't. We had masks
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on and everything like that. Had no idea the dude
was gonna be there, and I definitely made it super
awkward with that handshake. Does Garth wear a cowboy hat
to album release parties? No? I believe he had a
baseball hat on. Yeah, So it wasn't formal Garth. No,
no chill Garth. Yeah, shirt was untucked, but I believe
he was wearing a flannel and cowboy boot. Still. Yeah. Okay,
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well there you go. How was all Garth? He missed me? No,
he didn't really say anything like that. It was. It
was very cordial and quick. All right on the Bobby
Bones Show. Now Shemis and Rogers. So next Friday, Jamison
a new EP coming out, which congratulations. By the way,
your first EP was kind of how you were discovered,
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not well, kind of how you were discovered right before
you blew up right. Yeah, So I've put out a
couple of EPs. The first one was just kind of
with my publishing company, and then the second one actually
was my publishing company too, and then that's the one
that kind of got me the record deal, which one did.
Like Luke Colmbs here he heard the first one, Baby Jay.
That's when him and Nicole were just had just started dating,
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and I think she had heard a song called Midnight
day Dream and had sent it to him. And he
tells a funny story. He was out in like Utah
opening up for Corey Smith. Luke Colmbs opening for Corey
Smith was funny to think about now. Um, he was
in a hot tub with his band and they were
just like jamming Midnight day Dream, which is just a funny,
funny side to me. That's yeah, that's also funny to
think about a bunch of guys. Yeah, ep, you can
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probably pre save this. It's called in It for the
Money out next Friday. Um, good for you. Love love
good music from people who create good music. Thank you,
brother Pretty Shaw. I have a couple of things that
I didn't get a chance to ask you when you're
at the house and you left, and I was like, dang,
you know what I forgot to ask Jameson? Is he
named after whiskey? You know it's funny. I was named
after my mom has never tasted alcohol ever, like one
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of the rare people. I feel like you're in the
same way, right, the same way, yeah, and so like
it's just that's impressive at this point when you get
later in life. My mom sixty two and she's never
even tasted a glass of wine. I mean, like, well,
how do you even do that? Um? But she actually
named me after an actor in the eighties. Um. I
think the show was Simon and Simon. I've never seen
that there is a show called Simon Simon. It's like
a detective show. Yeah, yeah, I think one of the
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guys was named Jamison Parker on there. Wait, they're both
were named Simon. Maybe his real name was Jamison Parker.
I don't know, but that that's that's where she got
the name. That's a confusing show. There's a Simon named Jamison. Well,
why don't we do this? I know you have your guitar,
and I do want to talk to you a lot,
but let us remind people of your first number one
that I felt like played all the time, and what
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a great feeling to turn on the radio, especially like
two or three stations in the same city, and it's
like you turn one on and there you are, turning
another one. There you are. They had to happen a
couple of times, right, It's crazy, man, It's just a
dream come true, you know what I mean. That's what
you moved to town for. And it's it's a dude
from Batesville, Mississippi that that's living his dream. Up here.
Here is Jamison Rodgers doing some of some girls little
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pictures on her phone and tears in her eyes. Water
proof makeup ain't made form break up on Saturday nights
and say how you've been good about you? Funny I
seeing you once after a few moskets, you liked right
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back to telling folks you know, I know all about
some new guy taking you out. Then you un follow me,
then follow me back, just so I know you're still around.
Some girls get through my own phone, take a trip
back home, but send they ain't have a new to guy.
Some girl drink a bottle of wine, got an old
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extra tanks to get him through the getting by. Sometime
it's a clean breaksteak on clean slive, moving on to
something new. You Sometimes some girls make it easy on you.
Some girls and they have a dude, nice Jamison Rodgers's
life here. He's like, you look at Jamison and he's
(40:31):
a good looking dude. But he starts to sing and
you're like, where does that like rat painfully rats come from?
Like you don't expect that that that painful sound to
come out of you. And that's a compliment. Oh thank
you man. Yeah, I don't know. It's hard to explain.
I have a quiet talking voice too, so it's like
that's probably it too, Yeah, because your your demeanor is
very calm. Yeah yeah. And all of a sudden you're like, oh,
(40:52):
some girls, you're like, dang, that guy can go. Have
you started to see any because I know it takes
sometimes months to a year to get any money from
a hit. Is star stuff starting to come in out
for this song? You know, it's funny I didn't write
some girls, you know, but you get some stream money?
Yeah you get yeah, Yeah, definitely, I've definitely made some
some money from it. Yeah. Yeah. It usually, like I've
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written some songs from from other people too. He usually takes,
like I want to say, like nine months after it's
peaked or whatever to kind of make some money. So
I'm a little insulted right now. I know you didn't
write that song. We talked to you. He writes every
song for everybody, and we had a whole conversation about
how that you thought that song was so good that
he cut it. And that's the biggest compliment a songwriter
can do, is to cut somebody else's song. Yeah. Well,
I mean, look, you look at the biggest artist ever
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in every genre. They cut outside songs. It's fine, you
know what I mean. It's fine that I don't have
to write every song. It's gonna be okay. People cut
your song. Yeah yeah. EP's out next Friday, the twenty third.
Jamison Rodgers is here here. Let me just play some
of the songs he's written for other folks. F gl
talk you out of it. I taught you, Chris Lane,
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I don't know about you. What's your bird Day statute?
Luke Bryan born here, Live here, Die here, Die here.
From the roots to the boots to the lady down
Jason Aldean camouflage hats. So this guy's no joke here.
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That's awesome. I appreciate you started being able to afford
to live in Nashville by writing songs, right, Yeah, absolutely,
If you moved to town, I'm gonna write songs. That's
how you started to get get you get a paycheck,
pat written stuff. Yeah. I moved here. I had written
like probably three songs, and then I've learned pretty quick
that I was gonna have to learn. Like I just
thought I was gonna move here and get a record deal,
you know what I mean. I was like, I started
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going to writers nights and I kind of saw where
the bar was with songwriters and artists, and I was like,
I'm wanting to figure out how to write before. That's
the first thing I'm wanted to figure out how to do.
And so I just put my head down and and
got after it is that a wide awakening when you
get to town and you're like, I'm pretty good. Then
you see people who are great and you're like, oh wow,
Well I didn't really move to town thinking I was
that great. I was just I mean, I didn't start
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playing guitar until I was twenty one years old, and
so I was just so green when I moved here.
You know what I mean? You know what's annoying about
Jamison Eddie? Not only can he sing and he can
write songs now, but he's also an athlete. Yes, drives
me insane. Very average athlete. He's good looking, he can
play music, ride, he can sing, He played baseball. H
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he was and he did just like walk. He was
a scholarship player at Northwest Mississippi College. So I'm tired
of it. Some people have it all right, yeah, some people.
Some people. We're over it. We're over all these athletes,
good looking guys, having all the talent. Here's Eddie and
Eye Joe over Nobuddy's struggling to get by. Jamison Rodgers
is here. Hey, you put out the new song Good Dogs?
(43:48):
Ye would you mind playing a little bit of that
came out last Friday? Here is Jamison doing his new
and Good Dogs. This is one of those beers goals
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down easy. This is one of those days that you
don't look for too. Life's got LODs, life's gys. Sometimes
you gotta say good bye. Sometimes you gotta say it too.
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Same good trucks sail run forever. If you keep pulling them, man,
you treat them run. A good woman holds you together
and she'll stick with you for the rest in your life.
Good buddies and always come running, got you back no
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matter what. Good dogs don't live long en. That's such
a good song. I tried not to have favorites when
people come in and perform, but just I'm just a fan.
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I appreciate it, man, thank you brother. He's releasing a
new EP on the twenty third. It's called in It
for the Money. And they were like, hey, what do
you want Jamison to play? And I was like, hey,
I don't you know? People to play whatever they wanted
to come up here. So I wanted Good Dogs. Yeah,
one of the number one And I said, hey, and
if he wants to cover a little something that was
important to him in his career or just the song
he loves, let him do that too. And you have
chosen to do that, And what song you're gonna do here? Yeah,
so I'm gonna do a Miranda Lambert song. It's the song,
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didn't I've always loved the song. But the older I get,
the better the song gets for me. Like I went
home for Easter to Mississippi, and I don't know. It's
just like I don't know the long year away from home.
Just I guess more things change, which is I mean,
it's you know, nothing ever stays the same. So it's fine,
But I don't know. This song just um takes me
back to being a kid in Mississippi and just in
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all the good ways, you know what I mean. Here
is Jamison Rogers do and Miranda Lambert house that belt me.
You know they say you can't go home again. I
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just had to come back one last time, ma'am. I
know you don't know me from madam those Sam Prince
on your front stairs, mind up those stairs and that
a little back bedroom. It's where I did my homework
(46:46):
and I learned to play guitar. Now, I bet you
didn't know under that level my favorite dog is buried
in y'all. I thought, the fucking such this place so feeling,
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it's brokenness, and sim in my starting out here is
like someone else. I thought that maybe I can find
my so fucking just coming, I swear alle I won't
take anhing, but the memory from my house and ban
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Jamison Rogers. Yeah, that's great. Thank you. You just your
performance style. It's like, you can do the upbeat songs,
but I would compare when you perform the slow tempo
sad songs. The only other artist that makes me kind
of feel that way is to Neil Towns. She will,
she will wreck a room. Yeah. She opened for me
for like four months once I was doing stand up
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and she would come out. I just loved her as
an artist. But here's the trouble with you, artist. It
can make people sad, is it I supposed to come
on and be funny after I gotta dig them out
of a hole just to get back to even Yeah,
I know you're paying. I followed her in a round
at the Bluebird a couple of years ago, and I mean,
you just can't. It's so hard to follow Tanil at
the Bluebird. I mean because it's it's such a listening room,
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you know what I mean. And she'd played like Jersey
on the wall and I'm like, yeah, so here's cold beer.
Jamison Rodgers is here and speaking of Tanil, let me
mention this, and it's it's weird to mention sold out
performances because you can't buy tickets. But Jamison her friends
two sold out performances at the Listening Room in Nashville
April twenty third, The same day the EP comes out
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with Carly Pierce, Jimy Allen, Jordan Davis, and Tanil Towns
and all the money is going for a good cause.
Is this going to be something people can watch on
the stream? Yeah? I think so. Yeah, I think yeah,
for sure, it's gotta be. Yeah, it's time for the
good news. There's a group of a TV writers who
call themselves the Wild Bunch, and they're riding the canyons
(49:03):
in Utah. When they make it up a canyon and
they say, hah, let's just relax and enjoy the view.
And one of them has a dog with them. Well,
the dog steps off the ledge of the canyon and
slips down. So the owner starts freaking out, like, oh no,
not my dog's summer. So the owner starts going down
to help the dog. Well she slips too. Well, all
these guys are like, all the riders are thinking, well,
we gotta help, we gotta do something. One of them
(49:24):
had a rope, so all twenty riders held the rope
while one of them scale down to rescue the dog.
Once the dog was safe, then they're like, we gotta
go down and get the owner because she fell further
than the dog. So they went down and rescued the
girl to everyone was safe. Great story. They went for
the dog first. I think the dog was closer. Godess,
you don't want to pass up the dog. Yes, I
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don't think they chose, Like which one do we get first? Guys,
I head's a dog. That's a great story. Yeah, that
is cool. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good on the Bobby Bones Show. Now, Jamison Rogers,
Jamison Rodgers is here a couple of things. I want
to remind you. He has a new song out called
good Dogs. It's out now, love it. One of my
(50:07):
favorite new releases in a long time from anybody. Also,
his new EP called in It for the Money comes
out April twenty third. Hope you guys just become a
fan of this guy. You will know him already from
this song called Some Girls Get Them and also this
song Cole Beer Calling My Name with Luke Combs. James
(50:29):
is one of these guys who is a great songwriter,
a great singer, but also a great athlete. And now
I was trying to think of something I could beat
him at, Eddie, And I was like, what sport could
I beat Jamison? Because I love to bring people into
my house and then punish him. You know, it's time
to have a little dose of reality. So what'd you
come up with? Well, bop it? Not even the sport.
Well that's the only thing I think I can have
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a chance to beat him at. And I'm not even
that good at it, only ever played this this morning,
but I feel like this is my shot. So we
have a bop it here. Um, if you want to
warm up and do like ifeen second warm up, have
ad it because I'm gonna be fifteen seconds to warm upright,
so go ahead and get you a round in hair.
Get this. This is Jameson's warm up score forty four.
I'm nervous, Bobby, twisty poll twisty boppy poppy. All right,
(51:18):
it's enough warm up for Jamison. Got fifteen seconds in.
There will be score six. The guy talks trash too,
there will be uh the five hundred donation to the
winner's charity. Yeah it'd be great, okay, So well, whoever
wins gets five hundred bucks the charity. I don't plan
on losing let's go, bones go on, all right, Jamison
(51:39):
your first Are you ready to bop it? Let's see
how many he can get? Nervous action. I score forty
four poppy twisty poll Bobby twisting poly Bobby twisty, twisty
(52:01):
twisted boppy poll. Here we go, poll poll twisted polly boppy,
polly boppy, boppy twisted twisted boppy Polly, What do I say?
(52:30):
I want seeing some of that athlete hand eye coordination
come out. And I was going, I'm never gonna beat them.
That's very beat, all right, very four. Let me take
a shot out of here. I'm gonna get one little
warm up round and I have to beat twenty four
all right. I can't believe we're just sitting here watching
you guys play boppy. It's great, all right, So this
is me poppy twisted polly boppy. I'm good. Oh that's
(52:56):
all you need? All right, let's go. That's all I need.
I'm trying to get. I'm trying to beat twenty four.
M that's a high number. It is a high number.
Pretty high. There we go. Score boppy twisting, polyb twisting
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Bobby twisting poly ter boppy poppy poppy poly poly TERB
twisting Bobby poly ter polyb boppy, He's gonna beat me
(53:38):
poly TERB boppy twisted poly TERB twisting, polyb twisting, poly
terb boppy, poppy twisted, twisting, twisting, boppy, poppy twisting poly
(54:02):
Holy Bobby, Bobby boy. Oh you hit the mic concentrate
scoretop scholarship. Yeah, this is so rigged well. Since Sony
(54:27):
is your team, they're gonna donate five hundred bucks to
Saint Jude. Yeah, that's awesome. That's awesome. Listen, this has
been a very fun interview for me, now the most fun.
I feel good. Oh, I feel so good. Uh that's right.
Jamison lost all seriousness, bop. It is not your career, Lane,
but music is. You crushed it today. Super Pumped came in.
Just I just love you, man, I appreciate you. This
(54:49):
is an artist. I love you. Right, everybody, check out
Good Dogs EP comes at April twenty third. We'll be
sure to promo the crap out of that when it
comes out as well. Thank you. There he is follow
him at Jamison Rogers on everything. Yeah right, all the
good stuff. Clap your hands for the second place. Boptera
back in a minute. They as two thousand Americans. If
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you could eat only one food for the rest of
your life, what would it be? Top ten answers are
on the board. Let's play the feud. Everybody lunch boxes
up first, lunchbox? Two thousand Americans. If you could only
eat one food the rest of your life, what would
it be? Pizza? Show me pizza number one? Answer one
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point for you? Thank you, go ahead and yes again? Yeah?
Ice cream? One food the rest of your life. You
would Jesse eat ice creams. Right what I'm saying, I
said two thousand Americans. I'm assuming adults cream. Adults didn't
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think about that, Eddie. Okay, I mean this is easy.
Let's just go for the Americans. They love McDonalds. Give
me a cheeseburger, Show me cheeseburger or hamburger. Let's go.
That was at number three. You get three points, Eddie, okay.
Also to a little something that you can do at home.
It's quick. We all love it. Mac and cheese. Oh boy,
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did you ask adults or kids? No, adults, I'm just
asking dippin' dots roll ups. Didn't get it. Show me
mac and cheese, all right, Morgan? They asked two thousand Americans,
if you could eat one food the rest of your life,
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what would it be? Pizza and hamburgers are off the list.
Tacos sang it? Show me tacos food number two. All right,
you get more points for the harder ones on the list. Morgan,
go ahead. Um, I mean I have just cheese, Like
everybody just loves cheese. We're talking about all these others.
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Cheese is that an option? I need you to? Just
cheese is not on the board. I'm gonna I'm gonna
need to be more specific. What about grilled cheese? Okay,
I'll take that answer. We'll see if that's up on
the board. Show me grilled cheese at number ten? Okay,
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grilled cheese, Tacos, maybe not ice cream. Maybe they like
cookies all the time though, cookie you know. I mean,
if you could only eat one food the rest of
your life, what would it be? We have pizza, tacos, hamburgers,
and grilled cheese off the board. Casidas answer is that,
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like Taco need an answer more? It is? Show me
case it did? All right, lunch Box, you have one
point right now. Yeah, I'm about to come hard right here.
I'm gonna come something hard that you want it when
it's soft. Give me pasta, show me pasta. No, i'll
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give it to you. We'll give it to number seven.
Was like, yes, spaghetti is at number seven. We'll give
you spaghetti. Postaye. I expected. I didn't know. I need
to say spaghetti all right? Um, now I gotta say oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. Comes on a bun. Eddie said, hamburger. But
it's not hamburger. Give me the long one, the hot dog.
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Oh to give him the long one. So he says
he wants the long one, show him hot dog. Come on,
there's four answers on the board, Eddie, I got it.
Go ahead, let's go with the easy one. Chips. I
will eat chips all day or day. Show me chips.
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What it's terrible? Everyone loves chips. Well, everybody loves ice
cream too. What do you think about what we can't
give them? That one does not count? All right, Morgan?
Go ahead? Well I don't know if okay, So I
have potatoes in my head, but is that too like
generic again, like the cheese, because then there's sprnch fries,
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you know, but everybody loves all kinds of potatoes. There's Nash,
there's yeah potatoes, show her potatoes. Speed round, guys. If
you don't get it this round, we were. We end
the game and Morgan wins. Okay, Lunchbox, go nachos. Show
me nachos. Really points lunch the league stop it? Who
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what's that? What's that? Oh feels good? Oh my, it's
assume me. It is all right. So we had nachos,
we had speed around. Lunchbox. I know, I know, I'm
thinking out loud and peanut butter and jelly. Show me
peanut butter and jelly. Lunchbox ends the game at sixteen points.
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He is in the lead, though, Eddie, I need an
answer from you. Speed around. There are two thousand Americans.
They said, hey, what's the one food you would eat
for the rest of your life? You have guessed such
dumb things as gushers. I didn't say that. Hey, listen,
when I see what we're Americans. You know what we love?
What we love? Steak? Give me a steak. Showed me steak. Yeah,
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Eddie's back in the game with nine points. There's still
two answers on the board. Eddie, go ahead, bones. You
know what else we love? We love going to get
ourselves some fried chicken. Okay, show me fried chicken. Yeah yeah,
Eddie has fourteen. Eddie have to get this on to win.
You got this, you win. I'm in trouble. I'm in
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trouble now. The number four answer is on the board,
has two thousand Americans. If you could eat one food
the rest of your life, what would it be. If
you get this, you win. If you miss it, you're out.
And Morgan had a chance to win the game. I
feel like the only thing we've left out here is fish,
some kind of seafood. But I don't know. We're Americans.
We don't like that stuff. What are you talking about? Well,
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I mean that's like only if you're like my coastal.
We're not all coastal. Okay, some of us are. Yeah,
some of us are land locked. So let's got five
seconds feet around, all right, let's go sushi? No, no,
was stupid. Americans do love sushi, though, Did I get it?
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What's your answer? Show me sushi? Oh no, no, no,
the answer is Asian food. We have to give it
to him that sushi sushi is from Asia. Absolutely it is.
It absolutely is, Mike, And now we're looking at you
like what do we do. It doesn't say Chinese food,
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it says Asian food, and sushi is Asian food. So
we have to give Eddie that win, right, Mike Ray,
I just go Asian. Alright, that's tough, but I have
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to give it to sushi is Asian food. Oh man,
I almost left that seafood out too. Well, Eddie, you
win a controversial ending. Yeah, you've now won two in
a row. Hey, A win is a win and I'll
take it. Eddie with eighteen Lunchbox with sixteen Morgan on twelve.
You all did great, though, give yourself about on a pause.
I just refused to check a bag and got to
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fly back today after the show to get back back home.
And I've been shooting American idolaw this week, and I
have these clothes that they're like, all right, go out
and get closed for the shoot. I got him clothes,
but instead of checking a bag, I just mailed a
bunch of clothes home. Is that weird? You don't want
to check a bag? I don't. I don't want to.
I don't want to sit in the airport. I like
to get off the plane and give my butt to
the car. No, no time, spend the airport that I
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wasn't supposed to be there. Don't like airports, So I
went to the post office. I got two boxes put
the dirty clothes too. It's like, I don't even want
to open the box when I get home. So I
have two cardboard boxes full of dirty clothes that I
mailed home so I don't have to stay at the airport.
Dumb or efficient. That's tough because I've actually never heard
of anyone doing this, But I'm gonna have to go efficient.
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I mean, why not, Like your clothes is gonna be there,
you don't have to deal with all that stuff, So
it's definitely efficient. Weird, And after I've been on a
plane for four hours wearing a mask, I get why
people get kicked off planes. If not wearing a mask
of the hour number two, you start to go it's
not fun. Like I'm like, man, I don't want to
wear those either. I gotta get it. My entire outlook
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on masks on airplanes changes. I start rooting for them
on the air Come on. We talked last about the
biggest nineties one hit Wonders and number five with Semi
sign At closing time, the Proclaimers at number four with
I Would Walk five hundred miles Breakfast at Tiffany's Deep
Blue Something at number three. Natalie am Brulio was a
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number two with torn and the number one was The Verve.
It's a bit of sweet symphony. Ha, no, that one,
of course. Okay. Now, the same site rancor dot com,
which has thousands of people voting, has put up the
two thousands best one hit Wonders and you know what's lunchbox?
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I mentioned one of these is a nineties one hit
wonder and we were like, yeah, I didn't make it,
but it's a two thousand. It's in the year two thousand.
Number five is from the Baja men who let the
dogs out, So that's why it didn't make them. I
needs less. I didn't realize that was a two thousand song.
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I thought that was the dumbest song I'd ever heard
when it came, Oh good, you really think that's a
good song. That's a good song. It's still chance. When
you hear that, you turn it up. Where do you
hear this? I wear like right here on the show.
I turn it up right now. Yea, my headphones are
going up. Turn this song up again. If you're not
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hooping in your car, you're not living well. Why can't
you get the who who? Beat? Though? Like you're so
off on that I can't get any beat? Man. I
beat my own drum whatever you call it. You walk
to the bedeo own drums? Yeah, that's all I was
looking for. I think this might be the dumbest hit
of all time. Like when you think about the dumbest
songs ever, isn't this hit? It's one of them, for sure.
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I don't know that opened. The door walk on the floor,
everybody walk a dinosaur? That's pretty and the door get
on the floor remem anyone? So oh man, I think
I'm have to come up with this list. Maybe tomorrow
the next day show the worst big Hits of all time.
This might be number one on my list at number
four on the Biggest one Hit Wonders of the two thousands.
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I love this song. Just did a TikTok challenge saying, hey,
cover this song, but nine days absolutely, Story of a
Girl is the s When do you guys love that
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song or no? Hey bones, I'm gonna just say right now,
and I don't know I'm gonna get flack for this,
but hey, They just don't make music like that anymore. Man,
so good. They don't make music. They don't lunch bucks
like that song. That's fine. I mean I remember hearing it.
Like now that you played, I'm like, oh, yeah, I
remember that song. I don't remember jamming to it. It's
no who Let the Dogs Out? No, it's if there
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was barking in it, would you like it more? It
would be a little bit better. Hey Morgan, do you
know that song at all? Who Let the Dogs Out? Yeah? No, no, no,
this is a story of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
had an alternative I guess you could say kind of
emo phase, and that's not alternative or emo. If that's
your alternative phase, you did not go alternatively. I mean, yeah,
that's alternative to me. That's like hot ACU with a
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little guitar at number three, biggest one hit Wonders of
the two thousands, who bestank the Reason jam? Right? We
all love this one? Morgan? Do you know this one? Yeah?
I do not, probably like you guys do. This was
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two thousand and three. How old would you have been
in two thousand and three? Ten? Okay, so you're starting
to listen to the radio at ten years old. Yeah,
and I think this was on top forty at the time.
It was. Yeah, it was an alternative song, and then
it kind of crossed over to pop. I loved it.
I loved who Bestanks? So this is alternative to you, Yes,
this is It started alternative and then it became a
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huge pop song. So I would say, if you caught
it early, you were alternative number two from two thousand
and two. If anyone doesn't like this song, you're fired.
Oh yeah, you heard me? Is it Creed? I'm done,
but it's not No. I love Creed already number two,
A thousand miles from Vanessa Carlton. Do you sing when passed?
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How great is that song? That's so good? Do you
love that one? Lunchbox? That's a good song. I'm not
eve gonna lie, I'm gonna try to act up. It's good. Morgan,
Oh yeah, this is a jam. I think I had
this one on repeat. I was reading an interview with
her because that she wrote that song like twenty years ago,
and she said, I think she was at Juilliard studying
music and there was someone in school at the same
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time who was famous, who was famous now, and she
wrote that song about him. That he wouldn't even like
acknowledge her. No, she wouldn't. But people on the internet
trying to figure it out. But it was about somebody
and one of the lines is if I could fall
into the sky, which doesn't make sense, but she's like, listen,
I could fall upward into the sky and they still
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wouldn't notice me. That was the point of it. So
but that is the jam played again Vanessa Carlton. Everybody
fun intil the sky? Do you say? So? When passed
me by jam? We've tried to get her on the
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show and nothing, nothing scoopa. How close have we gotten
with Vanessa Carlton on the show. So she was willing
to come on the show, but she wouldn't perform this.
So that was the issue with me. You do that, Yeah,
like how can you come on and not? I mean,
I'm okay with you doing your new stuff, That's what
we do with everybody, but you'd have to also give
him this to give him context of who you are,
and she was in context. We just want to hear it.
We're fans well that too, of course, yeah, definitely, but
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she wouldn't do it. So I was like, all right,
well if she changes her mind. Let me know we're here, bones,
I let I bet you'd be so good at just
like doing all right, we agree to do that whatever,
But while she's here, you're like, wait a little bit
of though and then do it. Why you got the keys?
That's always a bit awkward for me, Not that I
haven't done it. You're good at it, I know, I know.
But listen, who's on our mount rushmore of guests we
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haven't gotten yet that we'd love to have because Tina Turner, Yes,
I mean, where are we at Scooba? Come on, let's
go through it first. Tina Turner, Hulkogan, Yeah, Vanessa Carlton.
Who else have we not gotten? Then we're trying anybody
Scooba that you've been throwing lines out and always I've
talked to it, just trying to get it. Nail alone,
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that's the one that won't even touch us anymore or whatever.
He doesn't do any interviews, no radio interviews, nothing. He
won't do a single. That's not true. I've seen him
in radio interview, but that was years ago. He won't
do it now, he won't do it. Willie Nelson is
another one that he's agreed to it, but it won't
be till the summer. That's crazy that we've never gotten Willie.
But but I've interviewed Willie so that he's not on
the mount rushmore. To me, I'm talking about guests we've
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never had that we want post Malone, Tina Turner, Vanessa
Carlton and Whole Kogan. Let's go. We need those four people, Scuba.
Don't come back and tell you have them all? All right,
I'll see you guys next week. Finally, the biggest one
hit Wonder from the two thousands, from two thousand and three?
Oh man, what I'm trying to think? Two thousand and three?
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What it was? What it? Could? You love this song?
I loved it? Yeah, this song probably like turned John Oh,
Castles in the Sky, No turns you on? Weirdo? What
oh oh? I know what you're talking about. I know
who you're talking about. A smack that No, no, no,
that's weird um from too thousand and three, Stacy's mom there.
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I gotta work on this worst hits though. What's what's
already on the list? You've already put one on there?
What is it? Who left the dogs out? Left? There
are all songs will know but like the worst big
hits ever. I'm gonna work on that list. Sorry to day.
This story comes with us from Florida. A thirty four
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year old woman showed up at the car dealership said, Yeah,
I'm looking to buy a new car. I'd like to
try to test drive that Chevy Equinox. Yeah, go ahead,
And with COVID, the person can't ride in the car
with you, is that right? Yeah, so they just go
by themselves. They go by themselves. So she was like, yeah,
got a free car. She never came back. Only problem, Wow,
it had on star. So they just tracked her. They
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just tracked her. I think you probably checked that before
you steal it, right, Like, let me ask a couple
of questions about this car. How much hairs in each time? Okay?
Does this one star? Can this they drag me in anyway? Okay? Bye?
I'm lunchbox at your bone Head Store of the Day.
On yesterday's show, we talked about this person's driving down
the road. She opens up a glove box and there
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is a venomous snake in her glove box, and lunchbox
got the heebie geebs. I got a call from our
mailman yesterday because we're not in town. And she calls
me and goes, hey, uh, there's a snake in your mailbox.
And I had on speaker phone. I was like, what.
She goes, there's a snake in your mailbox? Opened up,
there's a snake. Yeah, she goes, So I didn't put
the mail in there, and I left the door open.
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I was like, well, what do I do? She goes,
I guess you wait for the snake to leave because
I ain't putting my hand in there. Bones, Did Caitlyn
put a fake snake in there? How is there a
snake in your mailbox? No idea. I forgot about that
until I was telling the story. What on earth she
called to there's a snake in your mailbox. It's a
garden snake. Yeah, you open that mailbox, store up and
there's a snake. No, no, no, Bones, you're about to
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say it doesn't matter, No, no, no, they have teeth. Still,
they're not gonna kill you, but they won't bite. You're
still a snake. I'm not saying it doesn't matter. I'm
saying you're not gonna die of being poisoned. Can you
imagine putting your hand in there, getting your mail and
getting bit by a snake, you would scream. Well. The
news story is a San Diego Zoo employee was hospitalized
after being bitten by venomous snake. The incident occurred as
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the wildlife care specialist was caring for the African bush viper.
The zoo added, in keeping with our protocols, the staff
member was taken immediately to the hospital. We remain in
close contact. They don't know what's up as of right now,
but that's their job. Could you do that job lunchbox
at all? No chance, And if it's that job or
living under a bridge, I'll be living under the bridge.
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I know you wouldn't. I couldn't. There's I physically could
not do it. There is no chance. I would be
cowered in the corner so scared. No way I would
be out of it. I'd be unemployed. But I think
even if you're extremely afraid of something, For example, I
am definitely afraid of heights, hate them. I don't care
what I'm strapped into. If I went up in the
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San Diego or the Saint Louis Arch, weren't a vomit
like it really scares me. But the first episode of Mine,
Nat Geo show that comes out May thirty. First, I'm
literally hanging on a single road five thousand feet over
the Grand Canyon like that is my biggest fear. It
took me forty five minutes to work my way just
to do that. And I think you could do that
with snakes if there was you know, the right reward.
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I mean, I just don't know if I think I'd
make more money and I think i'd be safer panhandling
on the side of the road, Like this guy's gonna this.
This dude got there venomous snake. Why not take the
venom out if you're gonna be playing with it, Like,
what are we doing? Well, I don't think that's nice
to the animal. If you take the venom out, that's
that's his venom. Uh, we're done, My Friends show