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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to Friday show more in the studio morning. All right,
a little later, Hank Williams Junior in studio performing super
pumped about that. You know, the big news from over
this weekend is that Lunchbox is having a garage cell
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at his house and his yard is a yard saller
garage cell. I'm confused. I mean, I guess it's a
yard sale, but I called a garage sale because that's
just what I called it growing up. You guys already
got the stuff ready to go out, some of it.
I mean, we gotta get organized. My wife's has been
organized in all week, but she hadn't organized as well
she should have. But what's the selection If we come
to your garage cell, What's what are we gonna find?
I mean, we're gonna have holiday to core, We're gonna
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have clothes, We're gonna have kids toys. We're gonna have
the high ticket item, Like what's the most expensive thing. Oh,
we got a couple of coffee tables that we were
getting rid of, some lamps. What's a coffee table? We
gonna run me? I probably fifty bucks. Oh that's steep. Yeah,
it's teep for a garage sale. I probably get that
down a little bit. Huh, I get I get five
for it. No, we'll hold out to the end. Then
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I'll wait till the ends if I can get more,
and then at the end, I'll put five dollars on it.
Lunchboxes got a garage shale coming up. His address is no, no,
no, no no, no no. He's worried about what people will
think about it. That's been the bit here is that
he thinks that people aren't going to see him as
a rich, famous celebrity, which he's not. So I don't
know why he insists on people seeing him that way.
Go ahead, And it's an image thing. When you think
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of a celebrity, you think, oh, they're well off, and
they're not. They don't need to sell stuff at a
garage sale. And it's a bad look for my image.
So it's like, oh, it's cringeworthy. Really, So he asked
a couple of celebrities here if they would have a
garage sale because he feels like he's like them, right, celebrity,
So you go to one, from one celebrity to another,
would you have a garage sale so I can feel
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more comfortable? It is what I want to know. Here's
a lunchbox talking to Kane Brown. Would Kane Brown have
a garage shone? No? I love my stuff. It's in
my house and it's not gone anymore. And Kane makes
too much money to have a garage sale. No, no, no,
it's not bad. Well, I mean that's what I think.
I want people to think I makes too much money.
So when I have a garage sale, is gonna look
bad on me? Right? People are gonna be like, oh,
a bunch of boxes struggling. Yeah, okay, so you're saying
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I should have the garage sale. Gage is normal? Okay,
dang it? Why are you a friend of him? A
third person? When he's right there? Next year? Brown Brown?
Kane Brown? Do so? Kane said he would have a
garage shoal, He wouldn't personally because he likes the stuff,
but he's not against having a garage right, say it
makes you feel normal? All right, here's Chris Lane. I
would not have a garage sale, but I come from
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North Carolina where we had a lot of garage sales
growing up, so I support the garage No, no no, no,
I get it. But when you're growing up, but once
you reach a certain level of celebrity. You can't have
a garage sale, right, I mean you can, but yeah,
you're feeling when you hear all celebrity having a garage sale.
What do you think I'd be showing up if I
was a fan? Exactly? And that makes it awkward, right, Yeah,
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See Chris Lane is on board. No garage sales for celebrities.
That's one in my corner. Selling any underwear anything like that. No,
no underwear. I don't have any use underwear for sale.
I did my last time, my way back when before
I was big time. I would I seld underwear, shoes, hats,
and people bought them up. What date do you think
you got big time? I just wonder if you have
any calendar. I mean it's like circled where you're like
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big time. I mean you could just feel it. It's
a feeling like it's sort of like a viral video.
You feel it when it goes viral. You just feel
all of a sudden, like, man, we're big time. Well,
there's also numbers on a viral video that don't tell
times it's been streamed. Yeah, what's it? Is it in
a number in your bank account? No, it's not. No,
it's not a number in my bank account, trust me.
It needs to be bigger than that. But the evening
you're underpaid is a celebrity. Yes, yeah, I think people
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expect me to be making millions of dollars and that's
why you have to have a cross exactly. Well, sell
what check in Monday? See how it went. It's happening.
It's happening. It's happening. Big day, Yeah, Garage. The time
you canna be up in the morning, I'm be up earlier,
probably five am, to get it ready going on a
Saturday exactly. Your body's not trained for that. It's trained
for Monday to differ. Do you if I do it
on Saturday, I'm always like, oh man, the stinks. You're
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You're definitely not getting like a day off this weekend exactly.
And it's gonna be bad, bad moods all around the
house because everybody's getting up early. And I mean it's
gonna be NonStop action' not eve gonna be able to
pay attentions to the kids. You think it's gonna be
hot and heavy, every want stuff. Yeah, people are gonna
be lying down the block. Oh can I get that? Oh?
Bidden Moors that's what I'm hoping for. If it does,
I mean like, hey, I'll give you ten, I'll give
you twitty, I'll give you thirty. Whoa man, I'll going
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yourself for nickel. Okay, Oh, I's really fantasized this thing.
All right, we'll check back at Monday and see how
it went. Let's go over and open up the mail bag.
Get something we call ye Hello, Bobby Bones. Is it
okay for my boyfriend to take my car to a
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bikini car wash that was raising money for charity? Oh?
He told me it was his brother's friends that were
doing it, and it was for hospital bills. The girls
were eighteen and over, so he's not a total pur
but I'm still mad about it. He told me he'd
understand if I was upset that I went to a
bikini car wash, but it was for a good cause.
What do you think, signed Katie? All Right, lay it
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out here. She's got a car. It's dirty, she's got
a dude. He's dirty. All right, Yeah, but there's charity
down the road. There's charity. Okay, you say you're annoyed,
don't take my car, don't go, just donate. Donate the
money you clean my car, donate the money, you know,
I mean, I get it. They need to raise money.
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So I'm torn and I feel bad, but I don't
want my boyfriend taking my car to watch them girls
in bikini's wash it. How should he get him the money? Then?
Just find out where what's the need? Give it to
the friend that's going by there. Hey, drop this money
in there. We're good. So you think she should be upset,
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I don't know that I would be upset. Upset, but
I'm annoyed, Like I'm not going to break up with him,
but I'm annoyed. Yeah, if you're annoyed, he already did
it right, Well, don't do it again. You just want
him to know you and feel you're annoyed and then like,
let's talk through this. Don't do it again. Like for me,
I guess I'm not comfortable. I feel like he's using
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the charity angle as an excuse to make it okay,
and on any other given day, I'm not okay with
him just watching girls in bikini's wash cars. But like
because it's for hospital bills, were okay? That does make
it I think a little more okay. But here's the deal.
He should have told her what yes, and he took
her yes and not afterward? I would be annoyed too.
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What does taking her car have to do with any
her car? Because because he used her car, so it
was okay, it'd be okay if he took his own
car to the Bikini car wash. No, well, then what's
the difference. It's her car. It's like, hey, I washed
your car, and then then he just should have done
it with his own car and not said anything about it. Okay,
I know what you're saying. I'd rather him just I
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want to have an open relationship where you can tell
me where where you wash your car. But I just
want to not be by girls and relationship. Maybe I
just want to have open relationship. We can talk about
wash our car. I just what did these guys say? Well,
it's probably not the best idea for him to do
that and not tell you till after. He probably thought
you were going to find out, which is why he
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told you. And that's even worse if she finds out
and then he didn't tell her. Um, I don't think
it's worth a huge fight. I think it's worth Okay,
can you let me know next time? That doesn't I
don't feel super comfortable about that. But even letting you
know next time, like, how does that go? No, it's
pre so then you can say no, okay, yeah, and
then okay, and if he has a problem with it,
and I guess he's not the guy for you. Goodness,
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women are so ungrateful. He did such a nice thing
and got your car washed, like you have a clean
car because he had it in his mind to go
get your car washed, give the charity and do something
that you didn't expect him to do, and you are
gonna complain. So that means I don't want you to
ever watch Magic Mike Magic Mike too, because oh there's
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guy dancing with their shirts off that is honestly human,
not human though not like literally the movie. It's funny
humans like human bodies. I'm gonna car squish question. Yeah
you have a clean car. Do you want a clean card?
You want a dirty card? I'm gonna say women, I'm
not I'm not doing that, but I'm gonna say yes.
A little yellow a little one third yellow flag rays
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have a conversation. Probably shouldn't have done it. Let's not
do it again. Okay, good He needs to make it
out though, somehow with something. He has to watch her
car in a banahmmic. Love it. That's great, him and
his voice, all the boys. All right, thank you for
the email. Close it up. We've got your now was clothed. Alright,
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Fun Fact Friday, here is our listener fun fact of
the week. Here's a fun shot. Lunch ball is an idiot.
All right, that's not very fact. All right, let's go alright,
as Amoy's got the five most fun facts of the week,
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let's go Number five. Ben and Jerry's has an online
flavor graveyard for their discontinued ice cream flavors. You can
visit and each one has a photo the live span
of the ice cream. And you know how, Bobby you
say that maybe we've never heard a word. We just
read it and we don't know how to say it. Stashio. Nope,
I'm gonna try it right now and then you can
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correct me. And epath epitaph, epitaph. So it someone dies,
that's what that's that's what that is. How you say it? Yeah? Sure, yeah,
so photo lives and epitaph. Ben and Jerry start coming. Okay,
there you go. Number four, Honeybees let out a small
whoop when they bump into each other. That's funny. Researchers
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believe that it's a sound that they make when they're
surprised or startled, and that it also is a sound
that the Texas and and Maggie's ma because right they
go whoop. I don't think that they do, all right.
Next number three. So poor Abraham Lincoln. Many believed that
he was ugly, including himself, and he had a sense
of humor about it. At a debate, someone once said,
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you're two faced, and he replied, if I had two faces,
would I be showing you this one? Uh? Yeah, That's
why I grew a beard and moore top hats. Ever,
the same reason I wear these big glasses. It takes
all the attention off the ug Really, that's why you
wear the glasses. It's eactly why where I can't see,
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but I would just wear normal glasses. But I like
them being the bold, so then people see that before
they get to how the you know, how ug the faces?
Oh man, Yeah, that's how it is, all right? Next
number two. What do you think the most loved color
by humans is probably blue? Blue? How do you know that?
Because mine's red and it's not universally loved. So blue
is the other really strong color. A sky blue is
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the most loved color by humans. I go blue than green,
probably second on the list. Wow, but it's like black white.
It depends what season the life you're in. Yeah. Number
one JFK's brain has been missing for fifty five years. Yeah,
that's weird read about that. But that's not super fun.
I guess that's fun about it. Wild wild when you
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read about it, though. There's these different conspiracy theories as
to why the brain disappeared and what it might What
is the theory in your mind that holds the most weight. Well,
they well the one that says the where the bullet
entered the brain, it would um, now we're talking. Now
we're talking the brain's gone, because it shows, according to
folks that if you actually were to see the brain
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where the bullet went in, it's not exactly where the
bullet went in, according to what they want us to believe. WHOA,
that's deep, not deep, that's just you can't find the brain.
But why he got shot in the head, It all
makes sense or all these conspiracy who really killed him?
What if like they just the hospital a just threw
it away. No, they didn't. It was put away in
a locked metal box and the National Archives and everything
was taken there. Oh yeah, I'm shady like it literally is.
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Nobody knows when we check the shady meter. Fact right
in case you forgot this listener, fun fact, here's a
fun shot. Lunch Ball is an idiot. She just called.
That's it. That's the only reathing she called. I mean,
that's so rude. And why would we put that in there? Yeah,
I'm not an idiot. That's not a fact. It was.
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That's an opinion. That's an opinion. The fact an opinion.
She needs to go do some research, all right. The
Babby Bone Show Everybody Rolled Bobby, the Latest from Nashville
and Tullywood Morgan Number two thirty seven. Sty Jimmy Allen
released a new song, here is Settle on Back, Settle
(12:45):
Back where shake a few piece the sun Disappee the
bottom of so col Chris Lane and Lauren Elena released
a collaboration called Dancing in the Moonlight Light Everybody, No Fun,
(13:08):
Anybody jas the City Light, Everybody's Dancing. Riley Green shared
two new songs called wild Woman and Miles on Maine.
Here's one of them. My switn't in a heat for
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a couple of most of my bearing gasline, so we
could put mine and Carrie Underwood's new album, Denomon Rhinestones
is out today. I'm Morgan. That's your skinny hat. It's
time for the good news, something good. There's this guy.
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Benjamin twenty years old, lives in Utah. He was adopted
as a baby, and he always had a desire to
figure out who his birth mom is. Well, it actually
worked out out where he was able to connect with
her and guess what, they were working at the same
hospital in Salt Lake City for two years. He didn't
know that obviously. I wonder if he had like she
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didn't know. He didn't know, oh, like mother's son and instinct. Yeah,
I mean there's a couple of situations here, right, what
if he's like, man, she kind of looks like that,
lady kind of looks like me. Or what if he's
like that lady's hot? Oh no, no, right, either want
her crazy? But you find out even work with them
for two years, so why did they get together? They
hang out? Yeah, he defined it as a dream come true. Hey,
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good for them to be able to do that. Good
for him to be able to do that. I mean,
but how lucky, dear, like you're in you, they still
see each other, I think at work and stuff, and
it's like you have this relationship. Sometimes you may venture
out to find your birth parents and realize they live
really far away and it's very difficult and wa la.
I'm just proud for him that he can actually do
that and let it go. I can't do it. I
can't let it go. You know. I went and starched
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out my real dad. I still can't. I'm still I'm
not angry. I just don't have a need to be
daddy sunny. What do you call it? Yeah? Yeah, but
I feel like choosing adoption as a baby, but then
what you went through was very different, like your experience
with you. But I'm holding it against him a decision
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he made. Yet he had a kid when he was seventeen, right,
my mom is fifteen when she got pregnant. Yeah, so
I'm a penalizing him for dumb kid decisions but also
dumb adult decisions later by never coming back. But I
look at others and go, dan't good for them. I'm
really probably they could get past that, And I'm like
you know, I got passed the point where I don't
hate anymore. But it's like almost don't want to allow
that this is going to sound really terrible, allow the
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gift of being back, Like it's like, hey, welcome back,
and that's I don't know if that's doesn't sound good
or not, but I don't want to be like, you
know what, come on back in any buddy. Water's warm, yeah,
really warm. It's been the heater's been off for forty years. Um.
I think there's some stuff to work through here, but
probably not. I've already worked through it all. I'm good.
I don't think. I don't know. I got everybody. He's
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a little more than the tell me something good second.
All right, there you go. Amy, That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. It's the easiest trivia
game you will ever hear. It's easy trivia. We played
every Friday, Amy, the Champion. You're at first? What actress
plays Rachel on Friends? Jennifer Anderson, that's correct? Lunchbox categories television.
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George Costanza as a character on What TV Show? Sunfeld correct, Eddie.
What TV Show follows the life of the employees of
a paper company in Scranton, Pennsylvania. That's the office, correct,
Morgan Walter White was a character from what TV show
um Braky Matt. That's correct. So the next category will
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be math. But it's gonna be easy, man. But first
let me say, Eddie, if you win this, you win
the cr back from Amy. She's had it. Yeah, you'll
hit five wins. Okay, Okay, I'm gonna focus Amy. If
you miss this, you'll now be eliminated. Yes, what is
fifty percent of one hundred? Fifty percent of one hundred?
(17:05):
Why can you look that? When I said said it,
you gave a weird look. What's fifty half of one
hundred is half? What's fifty percent of one hundred? Fifty percent?
Stop looking at me? Crazy? You sound you mean? What's
fifty percent one hundred? You sound crazy? You sound crazy?
What's fifty percent of Amy? I need the answer? Yes,
we don't know how you're at. Okay, what's fifty percent
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of one hundred? You have ten seconds? Fifty percent of
one hundred is fifty? One hundred percent would be one
hundred fifty. Okay, that's correct. Okay, Sorry, I didn't realize
I was saying percent at me like I'm crazy. What's
five times five twenty five? Correct? Okay, Eddie. What's ten
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to buy? To buy two five? Correct? Okay? Oregan? What's
why are you keep saying? Okay? I don't know if
anybody's answer Oregan, what's nine times five forty five? Correct? Good?
You go? You all got through that one? Good up?
All right, let's go. I's wrong with Amy right now? Yeah,
she's happening. I'm nervous. She feels that crown slipping away.
The category is US cities, not capitals? Love it? Amy?
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What city is known as the Big Easy? The Windy City? Chicago?
The Big Apples in New York? The what, the Big Easy?
The Big Easy? I don't know, the Big Easy. I
hate this, the Sunghine State, the Big Easy. I don't know,
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the Big Easy. That's the Windy City. Did an answer? Chicago,
New Orleans. They're all listening lunch. What US city is
known as the Windy City? Chicago? Why would other cities?
Because I was trying to go through? Eddy? What city
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is known as the city of brotherly Love? That's Philadelphia? Correct, Morgan.
What city is the capital of the United States, Washington, DC?
That's correct. You've been Morgan, Wow, everyone but me? Well,
you get the crown now I can smell it. I
don't want to give up the girl. Nobody does ay
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easy trivia. The category is country music. Oh, I love
country music. It's okay lunchbox. Who is the lead singer
of Rascal Flats Gary Levox? Correct? Yeah, yeah? Who knows
their country music? Eddie? What? Artists released the number of
bobble and recorded at prisons, such as Falsome in San Quentin?
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Who that's Johnny Cash? Morgan? Taylor Swift was discovered at
an industry showcase at what legendary venue in two thousand
and five? Alaska? Again, Taylor Swift was discovered at an
industry showcase at what legendary venue in two thousand and five? Gosh,
I don't know. There's a few but Bluebird Cafe? Your answer? Yeah? Correct?
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Who Amy's the one clapping by the way? Yeah? Okay.
Next up, Cartoon catch Phrases is the category your favorite
lunchbox cartoon? You do you have kids? Lunchbox? Yeah? Flintstones? Correct? Yes,
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what up? Eddie? Don't the Simpsons? Correct? What up? Morgan?
What's up? Doc? What's up? Doc? What's up? Is a
catchphrase from what looney Tune Popeye? You Popeye? Not alone too?
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That is well? Two remain wow Amy. Lunch box stands
in between the categories animals. Who your favorite to question
in this category? Animals? Lunchbox? What's the tallest animal in
the world has to be a draft? Is that your answer?
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That's my answer? Correct? Good job, Eddie. How many limbs
does an octopus have? Eight? Correct? Lunchbox? What bird is
the symbol of peace? Dove? Wow? Eddie. What what's the
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type of animal that primarily eats meat? That's a carnivore? Correct?
Good job, guys, Thank you. We're moving on to geometry. Geometry,
miss Molder, trying to retake it easy trivia lunchbox. How
many sides does an octagon have? It's an octagons to
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have eight. That's correct. Two lines that never intersect, Eddie,
are called blank lines. Two lines that never intersect those
are parallel lines. Correct, Lunchbox. How many sides does a
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hexagon half? That's a good question. M there's only two choices.
What are the two choices? Six or seven? Hex Oh?
You know what, I'm just gonna talk myself into this,
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because if you're gonna put a hex on someone the
number seven is bad, and so we're gonna go with
hexagon is seven because you're hexing someone interesting. So the
number seven is a bad thing, and so I'm going
with a seven sided thing is a hex Uh gone?
(22:57):
That was great though, dude. So the person I think first,
but it has nothing to do with hexagon, like nothing,
literally it doesn't. So what's seven? Then? I don't know
there is to be a seven is a septicon, That's
what I'm saying. I didn't know. I'm guessing septicon, Mike,
I don't know. I mean Eddie for the win, come on,
come on, come on, No, don't give him something easy, septicon, Eddie,
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fra angle, I got it. An acute angle is how
many degrees an acute Oh gosh, I mean I would
just think it's ninety. Oh maybe it's smaller than ninety.
Give me ninety degrees, incorrect. Ninety degrees is a right angle,
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and acute is less than ninety, and optus is more
than ninety. So all I had to say was less
than ninety. Yeah, dang it. Okay, we're back in alright, alright, alright,
impossible kind of he has in unbound? All right, you
buzzing with your name speed Round three questions. Category is
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state nicknames? Which state has the nickname the Land of
one Thousand Lakes Eddie Milwaukee? Incorrect, that's not a state.
Nice shoo, Michigan and correct. Goodness, I thought Illinois. It's Minnesota,
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Minnesotaota too late, I was close. The category is superheroes
buzzing with her name? What character's real name was? Bruce
lunchbox Man? Correct? What you say, Bruce? Oh no, that's
(24:53):
that's Hulks doctor. Well, then they got the book rolling
that I've been reading my son. No, Bruce Banner is.
I'm gonna bring it in and I will show you
in the book that is Batman? Is Bruce Kane is?
Maybe it's Bruce Wayne in that one? Who cares? I
got it right, didn't I? What does he have to get?
It's best three? Ready? Uh huh? Superhero? Still? No? How
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are you doing? He guess? Piled pretty good? Or now
I feel real great? The category of science. You know
what I got my first seeing miss Beer you stop
in fifth grade? Smallest unit of matter what? I don't
even know what that means either. I don't know what
you're asking me. What's the smallest Eddie ounce electron. No
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lets box you one anyway one night. Ye stay there
and stay there. You want there? Well, Eddie, you didn't win.
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You said you could smell it, still smell it. I
feel like, hey, what was the question? Choked? No, I
don't know. I didn't choke. I wanted to choke. Okay.
Raymundo says he's noticed an old man thing I'm doing
in studio. What am I doing? Yeah, in between breaks,
sometimes during songs, a good three minute songs, when you
go get that stretch in. I'm injured, I know. But
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you're also you're going left to right down the middle.
I mean it's a good solid stretch you're doing. I
mean that that's an old man thing, getting up and
stretching as a old man. I have a hurt leg,
I got a hurt shoulder. I've been training so hard
for the next I don't really know why I'm training
it so hard, but still I think that's why I'm stretching,
just to get it loose. But did you used to
stretch in your younger day? I didn't get hurt in
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my younger days. Like a crap. I got you all right,
thank you, Ray I I'll stretch privately for now on. Okay,
just make sure that camera doesn't catch you. He's Amy's
pile of stories. Does lunch Box think he's a bigger
celebrity than Carly Pearce. Oh, yes, that's not even a question.
(27:06):
She's won awards and played stadiums with people she played.
She played openers. When you know what no one cares
about the opening act, Well, that's a song that we
wrote because we were the opening act. Yeah. It's like,
I think Carly is ten times more famous than Lunchboxes. Yeah, yeah,
why do you ask? Well, because she's basically having a
(27:26):
yard sale today, and she said she was going through
a closet doing some screen cleaning, and she found so
many clothes that need new owners. So she's selling her
clothes at a pop up shop, not her house. Now
it's not she can't do it at her house. She's
Lunchbox can this weekend, Absolutely he can, But she's so
famous she can't impute her. But she realized it's CMA
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Fest in Nashville, and there'd be so many fans in town.
Would be so cool that they can maybecome shop her
items and guess what she's donating everything to support healthcare
for the music industry, and you're donating none of it. Okay, none, none,
like not even a percentage, not even like the whole time,
like shoot your thing. Yeah, no way, I'm not gonna
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guilt you on that one. Yeah, she does that to
get good pressed. No, she right doesn't need the money
because she's famous and pretty rich. Oh yeah, okay, all right,
what else you guy? So I saw a headline missus
doubtfire meets el Chopo. Okay, so I had to click
on that, and there's the sky. He was serving prison
time because he's like a gang leader, and he decided
to set up a conjugable visit you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
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where you make love to somebody. Well, yeah, so the
woman came in then gave him woman clothes. He dressed
up as a woman and walked straight on out of jail. Wow, boy,
does she serve as time? Now she stayed there him. Now, No,
it isn't that great. That's crazy, DoD They catch him
that Yeah, a few hours later. His freedom was short lived.
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But still, I mean, I mean, I'm glad they caught
him because sounds like pretty bad dude. But it's still
kind of crazy. Got out that way, all right, And
Americans are worse tippers now than we were pre COVID.
Creditcards dot Com took a survey and you know, during
COVID we all vowed we're going to tip more because
the service industry it's been hit real hard. Well, now
that we're back eating again, we're not. We're not tippings.
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Tipping is down, and so I just would encourage you
if you're going out to eat this weekend. People in
the service industry they're working extra hard because restaurants can
barely staff the place. Nobody wants to work. So those
that are working are working extra hard. Kind they're only
working because they feel like they should work and not
take uneployment, because they probably make just as much making unemployment.
So if anything, it's like a tip of the cab
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to you for showing up to work. Yes, so so
be kind. And then also, I'm not asking you to
go above and beyond with your tipping, just tip. The
fact that people would do a zero that's crazy. That's
that's crazy to me. Okay, Ammy, thank you. That was
Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news lunchbox.
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Picture This it's a beautiful Saturday afternoon, Myrtle Beach, Ocean Boulevard. Motorcycle.
Two people just cruising looking at the beach room, and
all of a sudden, boom, they get hit by an
SUV from behind, and the suv comes to a stop
with one of the people pinned underneath, its still on
the motorcycle. And that's when all the beach goers and
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their swimsuits, their bikinis, they run over, grabbed the suv
one two three, they lifted up and pulled the person out,
non life threatening injuries. See, so many lucky things happen there.
The fact that he wasn't or she. I don't know
who's pinned. Yeah, I don't know if it's a man
wasn't killed. Regardless, they could lift the truck off, yea
or not. And when you get run over or pinned down,
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that's bad news. And how about that All the beach
goers go and say, yeah, they got off their beach
tails through the sunscreen away and their bikinis too, yeah
bikini some were in banana hammocks dudes, yep, yeah, thanks,
all right, that's what's up. That's the good news. That's
what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
Here's a voicemail from Mark in San Antonio. I have
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a question, how does a single father get his daughter
to understand that he has joined what's best for her.
I've tried everything in the books, buying her, love, being
mad at her. I just don't know what to do.
If you could give me any words of encouragement or
something that could help me to thank you. I don't
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think that she has to understand you're doing what's best
for her. I just think you do what's best for her,
and sometimes you understands, sometimes she doesn't. I don't think
it's the role of a parent to be the buddy.
You have to explain every single thing if they don't
understand why it's happening. As long as you're doing it
for the reason that you feel is good and right,
and just that's good enough. Yeah, you're playing for the
long game here. It's a marathon, not a sprint, and
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you have to know that all of that is going
to pay off in the end. She may not have
a way to comprehend or communicate with you what it
really means, but she's going to know that you keep
showing up in the ways that you do. And the
answer is definitely not buying her pluck. I don't know,
I don't mind. I watch something to buy my load.
That's nice, That's definitely nice. But I mean, you know, connection,
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making sure she feels heard and you want to talk
with her, and all of that will pay off if
you're there for her consistently. When she's an adult, she's
gonna have appreciated it. So as a kid, she may
not always appreciate or understand it. Therefore, you may not
always be able to make her understand you're doing what's
best for her. But as long as you are and
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you know that, I think that's what being a parent is.
The hard times too, right when you've got to have
them do things that they don't understand why they're doing it. Yeah,
And I guess the paying thing hit home with me
because I feel like sometimes that's how my dad tried
to connect. And it wasn't lavish things, but it was
kind of like, oh, you know, I'm going to get
your gas, or I'll pay your insurance, or oh, you
don't have to worry about this, or oh, I'm going
to cover your college, which is amazing. That's a large one.
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At the end really cool. I'm gonna buy you a
laffy taffy? What I'm gonna buy you a Snickers bar?
How about an airplane? Wait? Wait? Sorry, Well, what I'm
in is sometimes I do. I wasn't meaning like he
took me on shopping spreeze and I got to pick
out whatever want like. It was practical life things that
he wanted to invest him. But he didn't ever try
to connect with me. He just thought, oh, I'm taking
care of this, and that always, you know, bummed me
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out a little bit because I would have rather had connection. Well,
to answer your question, she doesn't have to understand. Yeah,
that's it. Sometimes she will, sometimes she won't, but she
doesn't have to understand. Thank you for leaving as a voicemail.
Your motivation is the fact that you care enough to ask.
That's awesome. That means you care enough about her to
hopefully do the right thing most of the time. All right,
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that's what's up? All right, Ray, let's go over and
do the morning Corny. The morning corny? What do you
call a vegetable that's sort of cool but not that cool?
What's that? Rad ish? Radh? Was the morning corny? All right?
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That's a good one. The Friday Morning conversation with Thank
Williams Junior. Hey, how are you pretty good? Yeah, it's
first time that you and I have met. Yeah, I've
you know, come close to you, like sniffed you a
little bit. But like that's awesomeby met me in a
lot of songs over the radio though, Well, that for sure,
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damn sure. Yeah, Like if you lived in the United
States of America, that's for damn sure. Well. And I'm
from a small town in Arkansas, so that's for real, shure.
That's why that hag is up there. That's right. I
got some Dallas cowboy rich quiet friends. Boy, they would
love seeing that right there. Jerry John got one of them. Yeah,
they were hauled. Yeah, they were all. How is that?
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So this this projects, you know, pretty cool how it
came together. Dan, by the way, good to see you,
Great to see you. Good to see both of you guys.
So Henk, first of all, your first record in what
it's like twenty sixteen, I think, So why did you
want to put out new music now? Huh your first
new record in a while? Why now? Why? Now? What? What?
What inspired? Uh? Lord? You know I don't care about
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that part. This thing. Let me just put it, and
you're gonna know, and we don't have to waste any
more time. I'm down here, little Hank Williams Junior at
forty nine, sixteen Franklin Road, and he's growing up with
every one of these dudes, Lightning Hopkins, BB King, John
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Lee Hooker. So I'm not talking fantasies. Everything I've said
on this record is real and everybody knows it. So
I'm sitting there twelve thirteen years old, and I got
my little guitar, and I got my amps, and I'm
playing Jimmy Reid, and I'm playing all these dudes, and
I'm trying to learn how I'm trying to learn how
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to do anything on there. Well, this ain't Hank Junior
at thirteen anymore. This is the other side, and I'm
paying tribute to all these guys. Icon father was taught
by a black gentleman named Rufus Paine Tetot, and boy
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he had some real, real good lessons from that guy.
So I'm looking at it. I'm kind of gone full circle.
My tea Toot was John Lee and BB and own
and Own and Jimmy Reid. So this one is all
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about something I've been wanting to do a long time.
This ain't forget Hank Junior. This ain't got nothing to
do Thunderhead Hawkins, that's my ak a. No, they told
me Thunderhead was coming in. They call him Thunderhead, called
he fell off that mountain side. That ain't made up either.
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So that's where we're at. Okay, all right, well listen Thunderhead, yep, nobody,
nobody introduced me to thunder Head. Thunderhead, how's it going, yeah, Thunderhead, Well,
then let's do this, and I'm bribing poison Thunderhead Dan Dan,
are you still Dan? I am okay? Good mister, mister producer. Okay,
Thunderhead and mister producer, why don't you guys play the
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song and let's come back and talk about it a
little bit. Let's do it? Yeah? Yeah, uh huh? Are
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real burnside thunder Head Hawking? Yeah, I don't know. But
how I'm gonna a round the telling them women, shake
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them on down. Yes, I'm going down to Georgia Line.
I'm gonna see something. Women, sweet lacking mine, sweet lacking mine,
sweet lacking mine. Uh huh, all the way to Montgomery, baby,
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shake them on down, sweet like mine, sweetling mine. How
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about that Thunderhead you say, hawk, it's hag Thunderhead Hawkins,
Thunderheads W A K W K HI and as Hawkins.
That's right, yeah, Hank Junior, No more Thunderhead Hawkins. This
album is not Hank Junior. No, this is fund your
Head's a little thunderhead with rock and Randall at Overton
High School rock and Randall in the rockets. And I
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played every instrument there was, and my father, people don't know,
played every day. I'm instrument there was. It's a family
tradition and we can pick and we can rock. Who's
that's why we're sitting down there in the Hall of Fame.
Senior Junior, Well, I'm confused because now you're back to
Hank Junior. You just said your only Thunderhead Hawkins today.
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This record God, okay, those eighty five million other ones
that both okay, gotta help you, gotta help me here.
I'm confused. Got lots of lots of names. Let's do something,
all right, what you wanna do? You want to get
out of here? Wait already we just smoke my cigar
on getting the hell out of here. I don't like
it now. You know you understand. Can we leave now
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you're just walking I'm ready to go, all right, goodbye.
I got half I got a twenty six dollars stick
out there, so I've got about, in a word to
my uncle, about ten dollars and fifty cents left on it.
All right, I'm gonna then I'm gonna ask you three
quick questions. After the third one you can walk out, yeah,
good to go. Yeah, And then then I'm ask you
a couple questions after he walks out. Okay, yeah, mister
producer by asking this too. Actually if we both kind
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of produced a little bit, absolutely, but he produced all
of this, So just band this is there ain't no
rookie sitting up here? Are you this? Are you this
much of a leader in the studio? Huh? Do you
just tell people what to do in the studio like this?
Ask them they'll tell you how in the studio? I
mean this, when did you write that one? On the
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way over here? You know it was all for the
love of the music, so I mean it was just
all gravy really the whole time. When you're producing a
country legend like Hank Junior who then turns into Thunderhead,
do you produce him to? Are you out? Are you out?
You out? Wait? Are you really leaving? I'm gonna get
through my three questions. Oh I didn't. I can't hear
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too many ample all right, all right, Marks Trucker was
really loud. I'll ask three quick. I'll be I'll be
as generic as possible. Are you ready mountain? No? I
wasn't gonna ask that one, but if you want to
go there. You fell off a mountain. Everybody thought, Yeah,
I thought you were five hund thirty feet with a
long way in seventeen operations. Yeah, I have a little
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bit of back pain now. And then what do you
remember about that fall? All of it? You do? You
didn't black out? No, that's where that's where I live,
they said, because I remember every bit of it. Yeah,
when you landed at the bottom, do you think you're
gonna live? Nope? How did When did you know you
were going to live? When you're like, I'm gonna beat this.
They strapped me to the outside of a helicopter. That
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ride was pretty rough cold. Then you get down there
and they cut everything off. I said, don't cut my
cross off. They cut everything off. I had a gun
and a shoulder holster point of fail. They cut the hole,
straw cut all of that off, operated all night, woke up,
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I don't know. A day and a half later or
something like that. When could you sing again? Huh? When
could you sing again? Oh? It was a long time
after that, all right, it was starting all over. Second question?
Ready for it? Okay? You tell me I like you
gave me the first one. What's the second one? I
don't know? All right? Uh? What what is it? Hey?
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You told me the first one. I thought you would
tell me the second one too. Okay. Ready, when people
see you on the streets, what song do they associate
you with? The most? I don't know. Are you ready?
Monday Night football? Thirty one years that put a stamp
on them on America? They kind of know that one.
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Are you ready? All my rowdy friends are coming over
to night? That's what it is. Do you sing that one?
It shows? He's oh yeah, yeah, I'll wear it out.
All right. Come to a show sometime, buddy, and you'll
find one if you keep leaving. Ready to go? Okay,
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I know one more? All right? This is my question.
It's actually more of a statement. You know, my favorite
song of yours my favorite song. It doesn't get the
play that it should get. There's a tear in my
being my favorite. You have good good taste because I'm
crying for you. Dad. Yeah, well, Daddy, it's me. I'm
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doing that part. You know. That was the words that
I found and the little assetape thing. Yeah, remember the
video when they can at the real, real good taste. Also,
you might want to look up the Eyes of Whalen.
Christofferson said, we're in the world. Did that come from?
I said, where do you think? The Eyes of Whalen?
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Is a song everybody should listen to. There's a lot
of them like that. That all in Alabama. When I
thought I was not gonna make it out there, feeling better,
started turning up loud, looking at the crowd and bending
them guitar string. I knew all the while it was
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my style. Could they ever forget my name? Rocked them
and Raleigh knocked them out of Knoxville. Just couldn't do
no wrong. The people went wild and the band said, child,
you better keep on singing your songs. And I'm feeling
better now? Can I leave? There? He goes, He grabs
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his back. Hey, Dan, how when you're working with Hank Junior.
What is he like in the studio? Is he liked
that all the time? Man. The first thing he said
when he walked in, we'd never met him before. We're
all sitting in there. These guys had driven up from Mississippi.
We didn't know what to expect. And the first thing
he said was, I don't really feel like right now.
And he went into the other room, into the live
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room and just lit up a cigar. No one had
ever smoked a cigar in the studio, So that's how
it started. So both as an artist and a producer, like,
it's got to be really hard to get your time,
So why Hank Junior of all the people they are
begging for your time? Oh, I mean, I'm a huge
fan of Hank Junior. I just you know. I mean
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when when I found out that he was a fan
of RL Burnside, I thought we could do something fun.
So I called Kenny Brown here he played with r
L since the seventies, Kent Kimbro Junior, Kimbro's son, Eric Datonum.
These guys played on some of my favorite blues records
of all time. Um and I thought they'd be a
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perfect fit, and they were Hank. You know, Hank figured
out who he was in the room with and he
just like he ate it up, he loved it. Did
he make a calm thunderhead like me? Nah? Okay, that's
just me, okay, all right. So here's the deal. That
the song they played was called Georgia Women, and the
record comes out June seventeenth, June seventeenth, Rich White Honkey Blues.
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And I'm not gonna be canceled for saying that, right,
I'm all good on that Rich Blues. Everything good. Dan,
big fan of you and the music that you produce.
We were actually at an event together and I forget
you'd you'd produce another Country Legends record. It had just
come out. We were REBA Country Music Hall of Fame
were something together, And what other record did you do from? Uh?
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Did you produce? There was somebody another older country John Anderson.
That's right, that's exactly why. Yeah, We've got a John
Anderson tribute album that's coming out right now. It's got
Eric Church, Luke Collins, Sturgill, Simpson, Tyler. I did it
with my with my buddy David Ferguson. Awesome. Well, yeah,
we appreciate what you brought to Nashville. You listen, love
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the Black Keys, love what you did with Hank, and
just all you guys appreciate you coming in. That was
a heck of a performance. And then Hank, wherever you
went und your head, he's gone, he's gone. All right,
good to see you guys. They are nice job. Yeah,
we're gonna draft the best snacks from our childhood. So
five of us are here. We'll make our teams. And
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if you finished last in the voting, you will have
to post a picture of you sucking your thumb on
your Instagram with no context. That's the punishment. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, for at least twenty four hours. Then you
can delete it. Then you can delete it. So that'll
be the punishment if you finished last. Now, Ray, we
roll the dice. You get to go first. What will
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you draft as your first best snack from childhood? I
still eat them to this day. They're so good, lunchable. Dang,
that was gonna be mine. That's a great one. He
still eats lenchibles. You do eat, yep, at all the
grocery stores in the area. They got them. All right.
I'm gonna go with as the second overall pick snacks
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from childhood. I'm gonna go with hot pockets. Dang it,
that's good, real dead lunchbox. Yeah, it's easy. Stick them
in the toaster and they pop up and you go,
there's my pop tart. Pop tarts, solid pop tart. It's
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goods good Eddie. I'm gonna go bones with easy cheese
and crackers. Easy cheese, easy cheese cheese. Let's go. Okay,
and our final pick of the first round, Morgan, what
is your favorite snack from childhood? I would put these
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in my lunch every single day. And it's gushers. Gushers
are solid. Hey man, I'm running out. I'm like, oh, okay,
that's first round. We get three rounds. Now when we
load them up on the internet, we're not gonna put
her names on what the teams are. Okay, We're gonna
see the teams have vote for them. That's a good idea.
All right, Morgan, you got the first round, first pick
of the second rounds that you went last in the
first round, Go ahead, I have so many more. Oh
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my gosh, okay, um yeah, I think I'm gonna go
dunk a ruse. Duck Rous is solid. I'm running out Eddie.
My pick for the second round bones will be fruit
roll up. Good one. Hey, that's a good one. Crap,
all right, lunch box over to you. Your best snack
from childhood? Your second round pick? Oh yeah, guys, you
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want one? No, you want to? You know why because
they're called twinkies. Who taki are solid? Best snacks from childhood?
I like I have the last pick of the round.
What do you have so far? Only one? I have
no raised after me. I have hot pockets. I'm thinking
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about because if it's still able to be snacked on now,
that's okay. Oh yeah, I'm gonna go with the pringles.
Once you poppy can't stop, I'm gonna go with you
can't just eat one or whatever. Yeah, I'm gonna go
with pringles. Ray still can eating today. But anytime you
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had any food and mom had to make you something
real quick, you went with the bagel bites. He bites.
He's good to have it too. That's a good one.
All right. That's two rounds, one more round to go.
Let's look at race team here. You got lunch bowls
and bagel bites. Ray, what's your final pick? The kool
that came in the little bottles that all the rich
kids had. I never really drank them. Squeeze it. Oh
(50:50):
they did have a name, squeeze okay. Raids led me
to something then, I don't think I had it here?
What did those little sun kiss pat What are those?
Guy popped the straw and I see I see yeah, no, no, no,
there's another one. There's another one. Cool Capri signed. That's it,
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Capri sign. I'm going with Capri sign, which I didn't
have on my list, but it is solids. I'm going
with Capri sign. Go ahead, lunch box. Oh man. You
know it's easy, guys. When you look at snacks and
you're hungry, you go to the little I'm trying to
I'm just trying to stall because I don't have one. Right,
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You go to that what is it called the pantry? Yeah,
and you look in there and you're like, damn, what
looks good? Oh? Yeah? You see those little guys looking
at you like, hey, candy cigarettes? Those are those are awesome?
Those were so cool. But you get the animal crackers.
They are addicting. They're delicious. They're plain, simple and home
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run and more of a cookie than a cracker. Yeah,
they're definitely a cookie Eddie, your last one. All right, bones,
this is the master of them all, the best pick ever,
Peanut butter and jelly crustables. Remember those bad boys Morgan
final pick. I don't know how you guys are saying
you don't have any. I had so many more because
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you're younger, I got your childhood. Have a bunch, and
I'm since I'm the last one, I can say these
but cheeseballs, go girts, cosmic brownies, flavor ice an adult thing.
You know ye what I'm there's not more little demiman
job here Twinkies, I got twinkies. Go ahead, you know what.
I'm gonna go with this one because when you get
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it out of the freezer on a hot summer day,
it was the best day ever. A flavor ice, Yep,
they come straight. They're skinny little things. They come in blue, red, green, purple,
all the colors you want. Popsicle. All right, here we have.
These are the teams that will not be listed by name.
Team one would be raised. Team A. Team one lunchables,
bagel bites and squeeze its solid mine, hot pockets, pringles
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and caprice sons. I mean that's a lunch from Yeah, yeah,
I could still eat that today's church, can't. Baby, They
hook you up with that, right there. Lunch box, pop tarts, tweinakis,
and animal crackers. Not my best team. A lot of sugar, yeah,
not my best, Like that's my favorite that I would
eat yours man, Eddie's easy Cheese, fruit roll ups and crustables. Yeah,
I'm about the Google crustables. Morgan has Gushers, dunk a
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Ruse and flavor ice. So solid of a team, right,
you can't yell at about your own Sure you can't, Eddie.
I've never seen these things in my life. Crustables. All right,
go vote to Bobbybones dot com. We'll pick a loser.
Everybody wins except one person, and the loser will have
to suck their own thumb on their own and then
does the loser also have to sit out? Yeah that's
what she's doing, all right, Thank you guys. Abby is
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our phone screener, and if you call, she's just that
delight what she answers the folks like by won't show hello,
and then she hears your story and she put you through.
But now if she wants to do only fans, which
is the subscription side, you go to and for the
most part, ninety nine percent it's girls who have men
subscribing to them, and they're like doing stuff. Yeah, I
(54:14):
want Abbey on only fans. I feel very passionately about
her not doing this. Abbey as of today, what's your
temperature on this? Do you still want to do only fans?
I mean I have seen stories lately where they are
making three thousand dollars like a week. I understand the
money thing, but it's not about what you have to do.
Look it, here's a story Abby wants me to read.
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When Carley Ruez hit three million followers on Instagram, she
got into only fans. She's now making so much money
that she has paid for a boy's chemotherapy. Well that's nice.
I mean, I like, Sharon's about thirty six thousand dollars
a month on only fans, and so paid for his
chemo and then took him to the mall and treated
him to lauch bottom, a Nintendo switch, a PlayStation five,
(54:59):
and she's like, look what I can do on only fans? Right,
what do you want to do on only fans? Be honest? Sing? Okay,
you can sing on anything. Yeah, but that's where the
money's out, I could do like, why would people pay
you to sing on only fans? Right? If no one's
paying you to sing anywhere else. That's like suit listen.
I think you should pursue your passion, but only fans
is basically a dirty situation. I know Eddie recommended you
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do it in a bikini. I did not recommend it.
The way she pitched it to me was, hey, there
are other things. Now, It's not just a dirty site anybody.
It's really just that you could do what's the other
one called. It's uh a little less dirty yeah, patreonless dirty? Yeah?
And you could sing and you could also document your life. Yeah,
and people subscribe and you give them monthly con Okay,
(55:43):
you'll make much money, but then I don't know. I
just don't think only fans is what you should do. Well,
if if you were going to make five hundred bucks
a month, would you sing in a bikini? See? Okay? Yeah,
I am torn at the end of the day because
bucks a month? Would you sing people videos thirty second
clips in an I don't think so, I say it,
but I think she would. Yeah. I think probably already
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got one going. I don't know, like a secret old,
don't do it. But if I did do a secret
one no one knew, don't do it. I don't do that.
It's is a bad, bad association. No, it is true.
I do want to be I mean I am classy.
I don't want to sing on Instagram. Okay, And if
you want to sing in a bikini on Instagram, good
for you. I don't know about that. She's only good.
She only was considering the bikini to get paid, right,
(56:28):
I know why a lot of money. She wants to
be in a bikini's so money hungry me. I just
want to try it so bad. I know, one of
those news stories and do it. You want to be?
Are you lunch books? I mean I want to be
the next like only fans like Sensation. I'm kidding sheet,
(56:50):
don't do it. We'll check it, I really won't. Eddie
is going to Memphis this weekend. I'm going to Graceland. Yeah,
so you're gonna go watch the Elvis movie. Yeah. So
they invited me to go, and it's kind of like
a premier here, but instead of La they're gonna do
it in Graceland. So they're gonna do the premiere junkt
with interviews. So, dude, I'm hoping Tom Hanks is there.
I will flip if Tom Hanks is there, so you'll
bring us stuff back. Yes, Monday Tuesday, I will be
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interviewing people. Let you know what the experience is. I'm
gonna also be staying on Graceland property. They have a
hotel there. Yeah, it's not in the house. They call
at the guest house. But I think it's really a hotel.
That's fun. Good luck, dude, I'm so fump. Thank you,
Bobby Bone show down. Sorry up to day. This story
comes to us from Cleveland, Ohio. A man was out
just on a drive on his motorcycle and enjoying nature,
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when all of a sudden, here is whoo whoo, whoo
whoo behind him, and he pulls over and they go, oh, sir,
you were doing one hundred and forty seven miles an hour.
Oh man. He's like, oh, sorry, man, I wasn't paying attention.
I was just looking at nature. Any chance he wasn't
paying attention doing one fifty chance? Right, no chance? And
also you're probably not looking at nature. He's just enjoying
the drive. You're probably dialed in because you're like, all right,
(57:55):
let's go. Let's try it, because you're flying past cars.
I gotta stay this morning, I must have gone through
multiple lights, but I don't ever remember actually doing it
or seeing that they were green, and doubt that they
were red and I just ran them. I don't know,
Like I just I'm on autopilot, Like maybe he's just cruising.
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I just don't think one forty seven cruises because it's uh,
you got to put in work to get it to
go that fast, like extra work. Yeah. And you, on
the other hand, I'm not quite sure what's happening here.
To be fair, I will get places too and go.
I don't remember anything about getting here because I've been
thinking about something. Yeah, but I just trust that it
didn't run a red. Yeah, that you're subconscious as guiding
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you because you've done it so many times it knows
exactly what to do. Yeah, I hope I saw green.
That's crazy that you because I know I have multiple lights, Like, yes,
that's why I'm steering it with you. Yeah, we share
the road with you. Yeah, but I'm also concerned. I
don't want to hit anybody. I guess it's just focus.
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I have to focus on not grinding my teeth. Now, yeah,
I grind really badly, and so I have to and
I'll catch myself doing it. But who Okay, I'm aware
like during the day or when you sleep day and sleep. Yeah,
And so maybe that's what you should do when you drive.
You check in every once in a while, be like, okay,
I'm a running red lights? Am I risking the other dog?
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All right, lunchbox, I'm lunchbox. That's your bone head story
of the day. Hey, you guys have a barking problem
with your dog? Oh yeah, she barks like crazy, especially
if someone comes to the door, someone new walks in.
Once she calms down, she's done. But that those first
like three minutes are horrible. So what are you doing
for the barking? Well, Stevenson decided to search up what
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to do because he's annoyed by it as well, and
he found some article that said if you distract the
dog by knocking on something like creating other knocks somewhere else,
it'll take the dog away from the front door where
it's barking and it'll go searching. So now the only
problem is the dog is barking at the people the door,
the doorbell or whatever, and Stevenson's banging on things. So
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it's just really loud. It's even more right. So I'm
not saying that's a solution. It might work for other people.
At my house now it's just louder. You know, there
are a lot of tricks for dogs people say work.
They don't work. The whole thing when you get a
puppy and they're like, all you gotta do just take
a shirt and wipe, wipe your body. Wouldn't leave it
there when you leave and it will calm on because
that smells like that never worked. Yeah, it just I
just got back to a ripped up shirt or a
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dog pooped everywhere. That never worked. I wonder if it
ever worked, why do people talk about that. I think
I'm just gonna have to go back to the score bottle,
which I feel like maybe that works a little bit,
but it just feels so wrong. Isn't your dog like
older now, shouldn't even not be barking? Yeah, but ever
since covid um, you know, I don't know if she
had it or what, like she and twenty twenty she
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got all anxious and paranoid and like has been like
this for a lot people with all the dog whispers
you pired and psychics. Well, the dog a Lama, was
pre COVID, so I haven't had him come over since then.
But she I think it's because we rescued her some
of her upgrading. She had a little anxiety and in
the early page they joined the club Poots. You know,
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I'm saying, but now I don't know what to do
to make her better, and I've taken her off pills.
You know, it just sounds like a relative and she's
talking about her not even a dog. I don't want
to keep. First of all, I'm like, I keep believe
I'm buying meds from a dog. I mean, I get it,
she needs them, but we just need another plan because
I'm no longer going okay. So you're saying, don't do
the beat on something else strategy, because well, try it.
(01:01:31):
It might work. But at my house now it's just
really loud. All right, I'll be in Oklahoma this weekend.
Have a good weekend. By
Welcome to Friday show more in the studio morning. All right,
a little later, Hank Williams Junior in studio performing super
pumped about that. You know, the big news from over
this weekend is that Lunchbox is having a garage cell
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at his house and his yard is a yard saller
garage cell. I'm confused. I mean, I guess it's a
yard sale, but I called a garage sale because that's
just what I called it growing up. You guys already
got the stuff ready to go out, some of it.
I mean, we gotta get organized. My wife's has been
organized in all week, but she hadn't organized as well
she should have. But what's the selection If we come
to your garage cell, What's what are we gonna find?
I mean, we're gonna have holiday to core, We're gonna
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have clothes, We're gonna have kids toys. We're gonna have
the high ticket item, Like what's the most expensive thing. Oh,
we got a couple of coffee tables that we were
getting rid of, some lamps. What's a coffee table? We
gonna run me? I probably fifty bucks. Oh that's steep. Yeah,
it's teep for a garage sale. I probably get that
down a little bit. Huh, I get I get five
for it. No, we'll hold out to the end. Then
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I'll wait till the ends if I can get more,
and then at the end, I'll put five dollars on it.
Lunchboxes got a garage shale coming up. His address is no, no,
no, no no, no no. He's worried about what people will
think about it. That's been the bit here is that
he thinks that people aren't going to see him as
a rich, famous celebrity, which he's not. So I don't
know why he insists on people seeing him that way.
Go ahead, And it's an image thing. When you think
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of a celebrity, you think, oh, they're well off, and
they're not. They don't need to sell stuff at a
garage sale. And it's a bad look for my image.
So it's like, oh, it's cringeworthy. Really, So he asked
a couple of celebrities here if they would have a
garage sale because he feels like he's like them, right, celebrity,
So you go to one, from one celebrity to another,
would you have a garage sale so I can feel
(01:49):
more comfortable? It is what I want to know. Here's
a lunchbox talking to Kane Brown. Would Kane Brown have
a garage shone? No? I love my stuff. It's in
my house and it's not gone anymore. And Kane makes
too much money to have a garage sale. No, no, no,
it's not bad. Well, I mean that's what I think.
I want people to think I makes too much money.
So when I have a garage sale, is gonna look
bad on me? Right? People are gonna be like, oh,
a bunch of boxes struggling. Yeah, okay, so you're saying
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I should have the garage sale. Gage is normal? Okay,
dang it? Why are you a friend of him? A
third person? When he's right there? Next year? Brown Brown?
Kane Brown? Do so? Kane said he would have a
garage shoal, He wouldn't personally because he likes the stuff,
but he's not against having a garage right, say it
makes you feel normal? All right, here's Chris Lane. I
would not have a garage sale, but I come from
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North Carolina where we had a lot of garage sales
growing up, so I support the garage No, no no, no,
I get it. But when you're growing up, but once
you reach a certain level of celebrity. You can't have
a garage sale, right, I mean you can, but yeah,
you're feeling when you hear all celebrity having a garage sale.
What do you think I'd be showing up if I
was a fan? Exactly? And that makes it awkward, right, Yeah,
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See Chris Lane is on board. No garage sales for celebrities.
That's one in my corner. Selling any underwear anything like that. No,
no underwear. I don't have any use underwear for sale.
I did my last time, my way back when before
I was big time. I would I seld underwear, shoes, hats,
and people bought them up. What date do you think
you got big time? I just wonder if you have
any calendar. I mean it's like circled where you're like
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big time. I mean you could just feel it. It's
a feeling like it's sort of like a viral video.
You feel it when it goes viral. You just feel
all of a sudden, like, man, we're big time. Well,
there's also numbers on a viral video that don't tell
times it's been streamed. Yeah, what's it? Is it in
a number in your bank account? No, it's not. No,
it's not a number in my bank account, trust me.
It needs to be bigger than that. But the evening
you're underpaid is a celebrity. Yes, yeah, I think people
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expect me to be making millions of dollars and that's
why you have to have a cross exactly. Well, sell
what check in Monday? See how it went. It's happening.
It's happening. It's happening. Big day, Yeah, Garage. The time
you canna be up in the morning, I'm be up earlier,
probably five am, to get it ready going on a
Saturday exactly. Your body's not trained for that. It's trained
for Monday to differ. Do you if I do it
on Saturday, I'm always like, oh man, the stinks. You're
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You're definitely not getting like a day off this weekend exactly.
And it's gonna be bad, bad moods all around the
house because everybody's getting up early. And I mean it's
gonna be NonStop action' not eve gonna be able to
pay attentions to the kids. You think it's gonna be
hot and heavy, every want stuff. Yeah, people are gonna
be lying down the block. Oh can I get that? Oh?
Bidden Moors that's what I'm hoping for. If it does,
I mean like, hey, I'll give you ten, I'll give
you twitty, I'll give you thirty. Whoa man, I'll going
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yourself for nickel. Okay, Oh, I's really fantasized this thing.
All right, we'll check back at Monday and see how
it went. Let's go over and open up the mail bag.
Get something we call ye Hello, Bobby Bones. Is it
okay for my boyfriend to take my car to a
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bikini car wash that was raising money for charity? Oh?
He told me it was his brother's friends that were
doing it, and it was for hospital bills. The girls
were eighteen and over, so he's not a total pur
but I'm still mad about it. He told me he'd
understand if I was upset that I went to a
bikini car wash, but it was for a good cause.
What do you think, signed Katie? All Right, lay it
(05:11):
out here. She's got a car. It's dirty, she's got
a dude. He's dirty. All right, Yeah, but there's charity
down the road. There's charity. Okay, you say you're annoyed,
don't take my car, don't go, just donate. Donate the
money you clean my car, donate the money, you know,
I mean, I get it. They need to raise money.
(05:33):
So I'm torn and I feel bad, but I don't
want my boyfriend taking my car to watch them girls
in bikini's wash it. How should he get him the money? Then?
Just find out where what's the need? Give it to
the friend that's going by there. Hey, drop this money
in there. We're good. So you think she should be upset,
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I don't know that I would be upset. Upset, but
I'm annoyed, Like I'm not going to break up with him,
but I'm annoyed. Yeah, if you're annoyed, he already did
it right, Well, don't do it again. You just want
him to know you and feel you're annoyed and then like,
let's talk through this. Don't do it again. Like for me,
I guess I'm not comfortable. I feel like he's using
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the charity angle as an excuse to make it okay,
and on any other given day, I'm not okay with
him just watching girls in bikini's wash cars. But like
because it's for hospital bills, were okay? That does make
it I think a little more okay. But here's the deal.
He should have told her what yes, and he took
her yes and not afterward? I would be annoyed too.
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What does taking her car have to do with any
her car? Because because he used her car, so it
was okay, it'd be okay if he took his own
car to the Bikini car wash. No, well, then what's
the difference. It's her car. It's like, hey, I washed
your car, and then then he just should have done
it with his own car and not said anything about it. Okay,
I know what you're saying. I'd rather him just I
(06:59):
want to have an open relationship where you can tell
me where where you wash your car. But I just
want to not be by girls and relationship. Maybe I
just want to have open relationship. We can talk about
wash our car. I just what did these guys say? Well,
it's probably not the best idea for him to do
that and not tell you till after. He probably thought
you were going to find out, which is why he
(07:20):
told you. And that's even worse if she finds out
and then he didn't tell her. Um, I don't think
it's worth a huge fight. I think it's worth Okay,
can you let me know next time? That doesn't I
don't feel super comfortable about that. But even letting you
know next time, like, how does that go? No, it's
pre so then you can say no, okay, yeah, and
then okay, and if he has a problem with it,
and I guess he's not the guy for you. Goodness,
(07:42):
women are so ungrateful. He did such a nice thing
and got your car washed, like you have a clean
car because he had it in his mind to go
get your car washed, give the charity and do something
that you didn't expect him to do, and you are
gonna complain. So that means I don't want you to
ever watch Magic Mike Magic Mike too, because oh there's
(08:03):
guy dancing with their shirts off that is honestly human,
not human though not like literally the movie. It's funny
humans like human bodies. I'm gonna car squish question. Yeah
you have a clean car. Do you want a clean card?
You want a dirty card? I'm gonna say women, I'm
not I'm not doing that, but I'm gonna say yes.
A little yellow a little one third yellow flag rays
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have a conversation. Probably shouldn't have done it. Let's not
do it again. Okay, good He needs to make it
out though, somehow with something. He has to watch her
car in a banahmmic. Love it. That's great, him and
his voice, all the boys. All right, thank you for
the email. Close it up. We've got your now was clothed. Alright,
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Fun Fact Friday, here is our listener fun fact of
the week. Here's a fun shot. Lunch ball is an idiot.
All right, that's not very fact. All right, let's go alright,
as Amoy's got the five most fun facts of the week,
(09:10):
let's go Number five. Ben and Jerry's has an online
flavor graveyard for their discontinued ice cream flavors. You can
visit and each one has a photo the live span
of the ice cream. And you know how, Bobby you
say that maybe we've never heard a word. We just
read it and we don't know how to say it. Stashio. Nope,
I'm gonna try it right now and then you can
(09:30):
correct me. And epath epitaph, epitaph. So it someone dies,
that's what that's that's what that is. How you say it? Yeah? Sure, yeah,
so photo lives and epitaph. Ben and Jerry start coming. Okay,
there you go. Number four, Honeybees let out a small
whoop when they bump into each other. That's funny. Researchers
(09:52):
believe that it's a sound that they make when they're
surprised or startled, and that it also is a sound
that the Texas and and Maggie's ma because right they
go whoop. I don't think that they do, all right.
Next number three. So poor Abraham Lincoln. Many believed that
he was ugly, including himself, and he had a sense
of humor about it. At a debate, someone once said,
(10:14):
you're two faced, and he replied, if I had two faces,
would I be showing you this one? Uh? Yeah, That's
why I grew a beard and moore top hats. Ever,
the same reason I wear these big glasses. It takes
all the attention off the ug Really, that's why you
wear the glasses. It's eactly why where I can't see,
(10:35):
but I would just wear normal glasses. But I like
them being the bold, so then people see that before
they get to how the you know, how ug the faces?
Oh man, Yeah, that's how it is, all right? Next
number two. What do you think the most loved color
by humans is probably blue? Blue? How do you know that?
Because mine's red and it's not universally loved. So blue
is the other really strong color. A sky blue is
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the most loved color by humans. I go blue than green,
probably second on the list. Wow, but it's like black white.
It depends what season the life you're in. Yeah. Number
one JFK's brain has been missing for fifty five years. Yeah,
that's weird read about that. But that's not super fun.
I guess that's fun about it. Wild wild when you
(11:19):
read about it, though. There's these different conspiracy theories as
to why the brain disappeared and what it might What
is the theory in your mind that holds the most weight. Well,
they well the one that says the where the bullet
entered the brain, it would um, now we're talking. Now
we're talking the brain's gone, because it shows, according to
folks that if you actually were to see the brain
(11:40):
where the bullet went in, it's not exactly where the
bullet went in, according to what they want us to believe. WHOA,
that's deep, not deep, that's just you can't find the brain.
But why he got shot in the head, It all
makes sense or all these conspiracy who really killed him?
What if like they just the hospital a just threw
it away. No, they didn't. It was put away in
a locked metal box and the National Archives and everything
was taken there. Oh yeah, I'm shady like it literally is.
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Nobody knows when we check the shady meter. Fact right
in case you forgot this listener, fun fact, here's a
fun shot. Lunch Ball is an idiot. She just called.
That's it. That's the only reathing she called. I mean,
that's so rude. And why would we put that in there? Yeah,
I'm not an idiot. That's not a fact. It was.
(12:25):
That's an opinion. That's an opinion. The fact an opinion.
She needs to go do some research, all right. The
Babby Bone Show Everybody Rolled Bobby, the Latest from Nashville
and Tullywood Morgan Number two thirty seven. Sty Jimmy Allen
released a new song, here is Settle on Back, Settle
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Back where shake a few piece the sun Disappee the
bottom of so col Chris Lane and Lauren Elena released
a collaboration called Dancing in the Moonlight Light Everybody, No Fun,
(13:08):
Anybody jas the City Light, Everybody's Dancing. Riley Green shared
two new songs called wild Woman and Miles on Maine.
Here's one of them. My switn't in a heat for
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a couple of most of my bearing gasline, so we
could put mine and Carrie Underwood's new album, Denomon Rhinestones
is out today. I'm Morgan. That's your skinny hat. It's
time for the good news, something good. There's this guy.
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Benjamin twenty years old, lives in Utah. He was adopted
as a baby, and he always had a desire to
figure out who his birth mom is. Well, it actually
worked out out where he was able to connect with
her and guess what, they were working at the same
hospital in Salt Lake City for two years. He didn't
know that obviously. I wonder if he had like she
(14:12):
didn't know. He didn't know, oh, like mother's son and instinct. Yeah,
I mean there's a couple of situations here, right, what
if he's like, man, she kind of looks like that,
lady kind of looks like me. Or what if he's
like that lady's hot? Oh no, no, right, either want
her crazy? But you find out even work with them
for two years, so why did they get together? They
hang out? Yeah, he defined it as a dream come true. Hey,
(14:34):
good for them to be able to do that. Good
for him to be able to do that. I mean,
but how lucky, dear, like you're in you, they still
see each other, I think at work and stuff, and
it's like you have this relationship. Sometimes you may venture
out to find your birth parents and realize they live
really far away and it's very difficult and wa la.
I'm just proud for him that he can actually do
that and let it go. I can't do it. I
can't let it go. You know. I went and starched
(14:56):
out my real dad. I still can't. I'm still I'm
not angry. I just don't have a need to be
daddy sunny. What do you call it? Yeah? Yeah, but
I feel like choosing adoption as a baby, but then
what you went through was very different, like your experience
with you. But I'm holding it against him a decision
(15:16):
he made. Yet he had a kid when he was seventeen, right,
my mom is fifteen when she got pregnant. Yeah, so
I'm a penalizing him for dumb kid decisions but also
dumb adult decisions later by never coming back. But I
look at others and go, dan't good for them. I'm
really probably they could get past that, And I'm like
you know, I got passed the point where I don't
hate anymore. But it's like almost don't want to allow
that this is going to sound really terrible, allow the
(15:39):
gift of being back, Like it's like, hey, welcome back,
and that's I don't know if that's doesn't sound good
or not, but I don't want to be like, you
know what, come on back in any buddy. Water's warm, yeah,
really warm. It's been the heater's been off for forty years. Um.
I think there's some stuff to work through here, but
probably not. I've already worked through it all. I'm good.
I don't think. I don't know. I got everybody. He's
(16:01):
a little more than the tell me something good second.
All right, there you go. Amy, That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. It's the easiest trivia
game you will ever hear. It's easy trivia. We played
every Friday, Amy, the Champion. You're at first? What actress
plays Rachel on Friends? Jennifer Anderson, that's correct? Lunchbox categories television.
(16:23):
George Costanza as a character on What TV Show? Sunfeld correct, Eddie.
What TV Show follows the life of the employees of
a paper company in Scranton, Pennsylvania. That's the office, correct,
Morgan Walter White was a character from what TV show
um Braky Matt. That's correct. So the next category will
(16:44):
be math. But it's gonna be easy, man. But first
let me say, Eddie, if you win this, you win
the cr back from Amy. She's had it. Yeah, you'll
hit five wins. Okay, Okay, I'm gonna focus Amy. If
you miss this, you'll now be eliminated. Yes, what is
fifty percent of one hundred? Fifty percent of one hundred?
(17:05):
Why can you look that? When I said said it,
you gave a weird look. What's fifty half of one
hundred is half? What's fifty percent of one hundred? Fifty percent?
Stop looking at me? Crazy? You sound you mean? What's
fifty percent one hundred? You sound crazy? You sound crazy?
What's fifty percent of Amy? I need the answer? Yes,
we don't know how you're at. Okay, what's fifty percent
(17:25):
of one hundred? You have ten seconds? Fifty percent of
one hundred is fifty? One hundred percent would be one
hundred fifty. Okay, that's correct. Okay, Sorry, I didn't realize
I was saying percent at me like I'm crazy. What's
five times five twenty five? Correct? Okay, Eddie. What's ten
(17:48):
to buy? To buy two five? Correct? Okay? Oregan? What's
why are you keep saying? Okay? I don't know if
anybody's answer Oregan, what's nine times five forty five? Correct? Good?
You go? You all got through that one? Good up?
All right, let's go. I's wrong with Amy right now? Yeah,
she's happening. I'm nervous. She feels that crown slipping away.
The category is US cities, not capitals? Love it? Amy?
(18:12):
What city is known as the Big Easy? The Windy City? Chicago?
The Big Apples in New York? The what, the Big Easy?
The Big Easy? I don't know, the Big Easy. I
hate this, the Sunghine State, the Big Easy. I don't know,
(18:35):
the Big Easy. That's the Windy City. Did an answer? Chicago,
New Orleans. They're all listening lunch. What US city is
known as the Windy City? Chicago? Why would other cities?
Because I was trying to go through? Eddy? What city
(18:56):
is known as the city of brotherly Love? That's Philadelphia? Correct, Morgan.
What city is the capital of the United States, Washington, DC?
That's correct. You've been Morgan, Wow, everyone but me? Well,
you get the crown now I can smell it. I
don't want to give up the girl. Nobody does ay
(19:19):
easy trivia. The category is country music. Oh, I love
country music. It's okay lunchbox. Who is the lead singer
of Rascal Flats Gary Levox? Correct? Yeah, yeah? Who knows
their country music? Eddie? What? Artists released the number of
bobble and recorded at prisons, such as Falsome in San Quentin?
(19:39):
Who that's Johnny Cash? Morgan? Taylor Swift was discovered at
an industry showcase at what legendary venue in two thousand
and five? Alaska? Again, Taylor Swift was discovered at an
industry showcase at what legendary venue in two thousand and five? Gosh,
I don't know. There's a few but Bluebird Cafe? Your answer? Yeah? Correct?
(20:01):
Who Amy's the one clapping by the way? Yeah? Okay.
Next up, Cartoon catch Phrases is the category your favorite
lunchbox cartoon? You do you have kids? Lunchbox? Yeah? Flintstones? Correct? Yes,
(20:22):
what up? Eddie? Don't the Simpsons? Correct? What up? Morgan?
What's up? Doc? What's up? Doc? What's up? Is a
catchphrase from what looney Tune Popeye? You Popeye? Not alone too?
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That is well? Two remain wow Amy. Lunch box stands
in between the categories animals. Who your favorite to question
in this category? Animals? Lunchbox? What's the tallest animal in
the world has to be a draft? Is that your answer?
(21:08):
That's my answer? Correct? Good job, Eddie. How many limbs
does an octopus have? Eight? Correct? Lunchbox? What bird is
the symbol of peace? Dove? Wow? Eddie. What what's the
(21:29):
type of animal that primarily eats meat? That's a carnivore? Correct?
Good job, guys, Thank you. We're moving on to geometry. Geometry,
miss Molder, trying to retake it easy trivia lunchbox. How
many sides does an octagon have? It's an octagons to
(21:50):
have eight. That's correct. Two lines that never intersect, Eddie,
are called blank lines. Two lines that never intersect those
are parallel lines. Correct, Lunchbox. How many sides does a
(22:10):
hexagon half? That's a good question. M there's only two choices.
What are the two choices? Six or seven? Hex Oh?
You know what, I'm just gonna talk myself into this,
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because if you're gonna put a hex on someone the
number seven is bad, and so we're gonna go with
hexagon is seven because you're hexing someone interesting. So the
number seven is a bad thing, and so I'm going
with a seven sided thing is a hex Uh gone?
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That was great though, dude. So the person I think first,
but it has nothing to do with hexagon, like nothing,
literally it doesn't. So what's seven? Then? I don't know
there is to be a seven is a septicon, That's
what I'm saying. I didn't know. I'm guessing septicon, Mike,
I don't know. I mean Eddie for the win, come on,
come on, come on, No, don't give him something easy, septicon, Eddie,
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fra angle, I got it. An acute angle is how
many degrees an acute Oh gosh, I mean I would
just think it's ninety. Oh maybe it's smaller than ninety.
Give me ninety degrees, incorrect. Ninety degrees is a right angle,
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and acute is less than ninety, and optus is more
than ninety. So all I had to say was less
than ninety. Yeah, dang it. Okay, we're back in alright, alright, alright,
impossible kind of he has in unbound? All right, you
buzzing with your name speed Round three questions. Category is
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state nicknames? Which state has the nickname the Land of
one Thousand Lakes Eddie Milwaukee? Incorrect, that's not a state.
Nice shoo, Michigan and correct. Goodness, I thought Illinois. It's Minnesota,
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Minnesotaota too late, I was close. The category is superheroes
buzzing with her name? What character's real name was? Bruce
lunchbox Man? Correct? What you say, Bruce? Oh no, that's
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that's Hulks doctor. Well, then they got the book rolling
that I've been reading my son. No, Bruce Banner is.
I'm gonna bring it in and I will show you
in the book that is Batman? Is Bruce Kane is?
Maybe it's Bruce Wayne in that one? Who cares? I
got it right, didn't I? What does he have to get?
It's best three? Ready? Uh huh? Superhero? Still? No? How
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are you doing? He guess? Piled pretty good? Or now
I feel real great? The category of science. You know
what I got my first seeing miss Beer you stop
in fifth grade? Smallest unit of matter what? I don't
even know what that means either. I don't know what
you're asking me. What's the smallest Eddie ounce electron. No
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lets box you one anyway one night. Ye stay there
and stay there. You want there? Well, Eddie, you didn't win.
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You said you could smell it, still smell it. I
feel like, hey, what was the question? Choked? No, I
don't know. I didn't choke. I wanted to choke. Okay.
Raymundo says he's noticed an old man thing I'm doing
in studio. What am I doing? Yeah, in between breaks,
sometimes during songs, a good three minute songs, when you
go get that stretch in. I'm injured, I know. But
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you're also you're going left to right down the middle.
I mean it's a good solid stretch you're doing. I
mean that that's an old man thing, getting up and
stretching as a old man. I have a hurt leg,
I got a hurt shoulder. I've been training so hard
for the next I don't really know why I'm training
it so hard, but still I think that's why I'm stretching,
just to get it loose. But did you used to
stretch in your younger day? I didn't get hurt in
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my younger days. Like a crap. I got you all right,
thank you, Ray I I'll stretch privately for now on. Okay,
just make sure that camera doesn't catch you. He's Amy's
pile of stories. Does lunch Box think he's a bigger
celebrity than Carly Pearce. Oh, yes, that's not even a question.
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She's won awards and played stadiums with people she played.
She played openers. When you know what no one cares
about the opening act, Well, that's a song that we
wrote because we were the opening act. Yeah. It's like,
I think Carly is ten times more famous than Lunchboxes. Yeah, yeah,
why do you ask? Well, because she's basically having a
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yard sale today, and she said she was going through
a closet doing some screen cleaning, and she found so
many clothes that need new owners. So she's selling her
clothes at a pop up shop, not her house. Now
it's not she can't do it at her house. She's
Lunchbox can this weekend, Absolutely he can, But she's so
famous she can't impute her. But she realized it's CMA
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Fest in Nashville, and there'd be so many fans in town.
Would be so cool that they can maybecome shop her
items and guess what she's donating everything to support healthcare
for the music industry, and you're donating none of it. Okay, none, none,
like not even a percentage, not even like the whole time,
like shoot your thing. Yeah, no way, I'm not gonna
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guilt you on that one. Yeah, she does that to
get good pressed. No, she right doesn't need the money
because she's famous and pretty rich. Oh yeah, okay, all right,
what else you guy? So I saw a headline missus
doubtfire meets el Chopo. Okay, so I had to click
on that, and there's the sky. He was serving prison
time because he's like a gang leader, and he decided
to set up a conjugable visit you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
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where you make love to somebody. Well, yeah, so the
woman came in then gave him woman clothes. He dressed
up as a woman and walked straight on out of jail. Wow, boy,
does she serve as time? Now she stayed there him. Now, No,
it isn't that great. That's crazy, DoD They catch him
that Yeah, a few hours later. His freedom was short lived.
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But still, I mean, I mean, I'm glad they caught
him because sounds like pretty bad dude. But it's still
kind of crazy. Got out that way, all right, And
Americans are worse tippers now than we were pre COVID.
Creditcards dot Com took a survey and you know, during
COVID we all vowed we're going to tip more because
the service industry it's been hit real hard. Well, now
that we're back eating again, we're not. We're not tippings.
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Tipping is down, and so I just would encourage you
if you're going out to eat this weekend. People in
the service industry they're working extra hard because restaurants can
barely staff the place. Nobody wants to work. So those
that are working are working extra hard. Kind they're only
working because they feel like they should work and not
take uneployment, because they probably make just as much making unemployment.
So if anything, it's like a tip of the cab
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to you for showing up to work. Yes, so so
be kind. And then also, I'm not asking you to
go above and beyond with your tipping, just tip. The
fact that people would do a zero that's crazy. That's
that's crazy to me. Okay, Ammy, thank you. That was
Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news lunchbox.
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Picture This it's a beautiful Saturday afternoon, Myrtle Beach, Ocean Boulevard. Motorcycle.
Two people just cruising looking at the beach room, and
all of a sudden, boom, they get hit by an
SUV from behind, and the suv comes to a stop
with one of the people pinned underneath, its still on
the motorcycle. And that's when all the beach goers and
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their swimsuits, their bikinis, they run over, grabbed the suv
one two three, they lifted up and pulled the person out,
non life threatening injuries. See, so many lucky things happen there.
The fact that he wasn't or she. I don't know
who's pinned. Yeah, I don't know if it's a man
wasn't killed. Regardless, they could lift the truck off, yea
or not. And when you get run over or pinned down,
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that's bad news. And how about that All the beach
goers go and say, yeah, they got off their beach
tails through the sunscreen away and their bikinis too, yeah
bikini some were in banana hammocks dudes, yep, yeah, thanks,
all right, that's what's up. That's the good news. That's
what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
Here's a voicemail from Mark in San Antonio. I have
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a question, how does a single father get his daughter
to understand that he has joined what's best for her.
I've tried everything in the books, buying her, love, being
mad at her. I just don't know what to do.
If you could give me any words of encouragement or
something that could help me to thank you. I don't
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think that she has to understand you're doing what's best
for her. I just think you do what's best for her,
and sometimes you understands, sometimes she doesn't. I don't think
it's the role of a parent to be the buddy.
You have to explain every single thing if they don't
understand why it's happening. As long as you're doing it
for the reason that you feel is good and right,
and just that's good enough. Yeah, you're playing for the
long game here. It's a marathon, not a sprint, and
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you have to know that all of that is going
to pay off in the end. She may not have
a way to comprehend or communicate with you what it
really means, but she's going to know that you keep
showing up in the ways that you do. And the
answer is definitely not buying her pluck. I don't know,
I don't mind. I watch something to buy my load.
That's nice, That's definitely nice. But I mean, you know, connection,
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making sure she feels heard and you want to talk
with her, and all of that will pay off if
you're there for her consistently. When she's an adult, she's
gonna have appreciated it. So as a kid, she may
not always appreciate or understand it. Therefore, you may not
always be able to make her understand you're doing what's
best for her. But as long as you are and
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you know that, I think that's what being a parent is.
The hard times too, right when you've got to have
them do things that they don't understand why they're doing it. Yeah,
And I guess the paying thing hit home with me
because I feel like sometimes that's how my dad tried
to connect. And it wasn't lavish things, but it was
kind of like, oh, you know, I'm going to get
your gas, or I'll pay your insurance, or oh, you
don't have to worry about this, or oh, I'm going
to cover your college, which is amazing. That's a large one.
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At the end really cool. I'm gonna buy you a
laffy taffy? What I'm gonna buy you a Snickers bar?
How about an airplane? Wait? Wait? Sorry, Well, what I'm
in is sometimes I do. I wasn't meaning like he
took me on shopping spreeze and I got to pick
out whatever want like. It was practical life things that
he wanted to invest him. But he didn't ever try
to connect with me. He just thought, oh, I'm taking
care of this, and that always, you know, bummed me
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out a little bit because I would have rather had connection. Well,
to answer your question, she doesn't have to understand. Yeah,
that's it. Sometimes she will, sometimes she won't, but she
doesn't have to understand. Thank you for leaving as a voicemail.
Your motivation is the fact that you care enough to ask.
That's awesome. That means you care enough about her to
hopefully do the right thing most of the time. All right,
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that's what's up? All right, Ray, let's go over and
do the morning Corny. The morning corny? What do you
call a vegetable that's sort of cool but not that cool?
What's that? Rad ish? Radh? Was the morning corny? All right?
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That's a good one. The Friday Morning conversation with Thank
Williams Junior. Hey, how are you pretty good? Yeah, it's
first time that you and I have met. Yeah, I've
you know, come close to you, like sniffed you a
little bit. But like that's awesomeby met me in a
lot of songs over the radio though, Well, that for sure,
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damn sure. Yeah, Like if you lived in the United
States of America, that's for damn sure. Well. And I'm
from a small town in Arkansas, so that's for real, shure.
That's why that hag is up there. That's right. I
got some Dallas cowboy rich quiet friends. Boy, they would
love seeing that right there. Jerry John got one of them. Yeah,
they were hauled. Yeah, they were all. How is that?
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So this this projects, you know, pretty cool how it
came together. Dan, by the way, good to see you,
Great to see you. Good to see both of you guys.
So Henk, first of all, your first record in what
it's like twenty sixteen, I think, So why did you
want to put out new music now? Huh your first
new record in a while? Why now? Why? Now? What? What?
What inspired? Uh? Lord? You know I don't care about
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that part. This thing. Let me just put it, and
you're gonna know, and we don't have to waste any
more time. I'm down here, little Hank Williams Junior at
forty nine, sixteen Franklin Road, and he's growing up with
every one of these dudes, Lightning Hopkins, BB King, John
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Lee Hooker. So I'm not talking fantasies. Everything I've said
on this record is real and everybody knows it. So
I'm sitting there twelve thirteen years old, and I got
my little guitar, and I got my amps, and I'm
playing Jimmy Reid, and I'm playing all these dudes, and
I'm trying to learn how I'm trying to learn how
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to do anything on there. Well, this ain't Hank Junior
at thirteen anymore. This is the other side, and I'm
paying tribute to all these guys. Icon father was taught
by a black gentleman named Rufus Paine Tetot, and boy
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he had some real, real good lessons from that guy.
So I'm looking at it. I'm kind of gone full circle.
My tea Toot was John Lee and BB and own
and Own and Jimmy Reid. So this one is all
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about something I've been wanting to do a long time.
This ain't forget Hank Junior. This ain't got nothing to
do Thunderhead Hawkins, that's my ak a. No, they told
me Thunderhead was coming in. They call him Thunderhead, called
he fell off that mountain side. That ain't made up either.
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So that's where we're at. Okay, all right, well listen Thunderhead, yep, nobody,
nobody introduced me to thunder Head. Thunderhead, how's it going, yeah, Thunderhead, Well,
then let's do this, and I'm bribing poison Thunderhead Dan Dan,
are you still Dan? I am okay? Good mister, mister producer. Okay,
Thunderhead and mister producer, why don't you guys play the
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song and let's come back and talk about it a
little bit. Let's do it? Yeah? Yeah, uh huh? Are
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real burnside thunder Head Hawking? Yeah, I don't know. But
how I'm gonna a round the telling them women, shake
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them on down. Yes, I'm going down to Georgia Line.
I'm gonna see something. Women, sweet lacking mine, sweet lacking mine,
sweet lacking mine. Uh huh, all the way to Montgomery, baby,
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shake them on down, sweet like mine, sweetling mine. How
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about that Thunderhead you say, hawk, it's hag Thunderhead Hawkins,
Thunderheads W A K W K HI and as Hawkins.
That's right, yeah, Hank Junior, No more Thunderhead Hawkins. This
album is not Hank Junior. No, this is fund your
Head's a little thunderhead with rock and Randall at Overton
High School rock and Randall in the rockets. And I
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played every instrument there was, and my father, people don't know,
played every day. I'm instrument there was. It's a family
tradition and we can pick and we can rock. Who's
that's why we're sitting down there in the Hall of Fame.
Senior Junior, Well, I'm confused because now you're back to
Hank Junior. You just said your only Thunderhead Hawkins today.
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This record God, okay, those eighty five million other ones
that both okay, gotta help you, gotta help me here.
I'm confused. Got lots of lots of names. Let's do something,
all right, what you wanna do? You want to get
out of here? Wait already we just smoke my cigar
on getting the hell out of here. I don't like
it now. You know you understand. Can we leave now
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you're just walking I'm ready to go, all right, goodbye.
I got half I got a twenty six dollars stick
out there, so I've got about, in a word to
my uncle, about ten dollars and fifty cents left on it.
All right, I'm gonna then I'm gonna ask you three
quick questions. After the third one you can walk out, yeah,
good to go. Yeah, And then then I'm ask you
a couple questions after he walks out. Okay, yeah, mister
producer by asking this too. Actually if we both kind
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of produced a little bit, absolutely, but he produced all
of this, So just band this is there ain't no
rookie sitting up here? Are you this? Are you this
much of a leader in the studio? Huh? Do you
just tell people what to do in the studio like this?
Ask them they'll tell you how in the studio? I
mean this, when did you write that one? On the
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way over here? You know it was all for the
love of the music, so I mean it was just
all gravy really the whole time. When you're producing a
country legend like Hank Junior who then turns into Thunderhead,
do you produce him to? Are you out? Are you out?
You out? Wait? Are you really leaving? I'm gonna get
through my three questions. Oh I didn't. I can't hear
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too many ample all right, all right, Marks Trucker was
really loud. I'll ask three quick. I'll be I'll be
as generic as possible. Are you ready mountain? No? I
wasn't gonna ask that one, but if you want to
go there. You fell off a mountain. Everybody thought, Yeah,
I thought you were five hund thirty feet with a
long way in seventeen operations. Yeah, I have a little
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bit of back pain now. And then what do you
remember about that fall? All of it? You do? You
didn't black out? No, that's where that's where I live,
they said, because I remember every bit of it. Yeah,
when you landed at the bottom, do you think you're
gonna live? Nope? How did When did you know you
were going to live? When you're like, I'm gonna beat this.
They strapped me to the outside of a helicopter. That
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ride was pretty rough cold. Then you get down there
and they cut everything off. I said, don't cut my
cross off. They cut everything off. I had a gun
and a shoulder holster point of fail. They cut the hole,
straw cut all of that off, operated all night, woke up,
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I don't know. A day and a half later or
something like that. When could you sing again? Huh? When
could you sing again? Oh? It was a long time
after that, all right, it was starting all over. Second question?
Ready for it? Okay? You tell me I like you
gave me the first one. What's the second one? I
don't know? All right? Uh? What what is it? Hey?
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You told me the first one. I thought you would
tell me the second one too. Okay. Ready, when people
see you on the streets, what song do they associate
you with? The most? I don't know. Are you ready?
Monday Night football? Thirty one years that put a stamp
on them on America? They kind of know that one.
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Are you ready? All my rowdy friends are coming over
to night? That's what it is. Do you sing that one?
It shows? He's oh yeah, yeah, I'll wear it out.
All right. Come to a show sometime, buddy, and you'll
find one if you keep leaving. Ready to go? Okay,
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I know one more? All right? This is my question.
It's actually more of a statement. You know, my favorite
song of yours my favorite song. It doesn't get the
play that it should get. There's a tear in my
being my favorite. You have good good taste because I'm
crying for you. Dad. Yeah, well, Daddy, it's me. I'm
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doing that part. You know. That was the words that
I found and the little assetape thing. Yeah, remember the
video when they can at the real, real good taste. Also,
you might want to look up the Eyes of Whalen.
Christofferson said, we're in the world. Did that come from?
I said, where do you think? The Eyes of Whalen?
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Is a song everybody should listen to. There's a lot
of them like that. That all in Alabama. When I
thought I was not gonna make it out there, feeling better,
started turning up loud, looking at the crowd and bending
them guitar string. I knew all the while it was
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my style. Could they ever forget my name? Rocked them
and Raleigh knocked them out of Knoxville. Just couldn't do
no wrong. The people went wild and the band said, child,
you better keep on singing your songs. And I'm feeling
better now? Can I leave? There? He goes, He grabs
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his back. Hey, Dan, how when you're working with Hank Junior.
What is he like in the studio? Is he liked
that all the time? Man. The first thing he said
when he walked in, we'd never met him before. We're
all sitting in there. These guys had driven up from Mississippi.
We didn't know what to expect. And the first thing
he said was, I don't really feel like right now.
And he went into the other room, into the live
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room and just lit up a cigar. No one had
ever smoked a cigar in the studio, So that's how
it started. So both as an artist and a producer, like,
it's got to be really hard to get your time,
So why Hank Junior of all the people they are
begging for your time? Oh, I mean, I'm a huge
fan of Hank Junior. I just you know. I mean
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when when I found out that he was a fan
of RL Burnside, I thought we could do something fun.
So I called Kenny Brown here he played with r
L since the seventies, Kent Kimbro Junior, Kimbro's son, Eric Datonum.
These guys played on some of my favorite blues records
of all time. Um and I thought they'd be a
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perfect fit, and they were Hank. You know, Hank figured
out who he was in the room with and he
just like he ate it up, he loved it. Did
he make a calm thunderhead like me? Nah? Okay, that's
just me, okay, all right. So here's the deal. That
the song they played was called Georgia Women, and the
record comes out June seventeenth, June seventeenth, Rich White Honkey Blues.
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And I'm not gonna be canceled for saying that, right,
I'm all good on that Rich Blues. Everything good. Dan,
big fan of you and the music that you produce.
We were actually at an event together and I forget
you'd you'd produce another Country Legends record. It had just
come out. We were REBA Country Music Hall of Fame
were something together, And what other record did you do from? Uh?
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Did you produce? There was somebody another older country John Anderson.
That's right, that's exactly why. Yeah, We've got a John
Anderson tribute album that's coming out right now. It's got
Eric Church, Luke Collins, Sturgill, Simpson, Tyler. I did it
with my with my buddy David Ferguson. Awesome. Well, yeah,
we appreciate what you brought to Nashville. You listen, love
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the Black Keys, love what you did with Hank, and
just all you guys appreciate you coming in. That was
a heck of a performance. And then Hank, wherever you
went und your head, he's gone, he's gone. All right,
good to see you guys. They are nice job. Yeah,
we're gonna draft the best snacks from our childhood. So
five of us are here. We'll make our teams. And
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if you finished last in the voting, you will have
to post a picture of you sucking your thumb on
your Instagram with no context. That's the punishment. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, for at least twenty four hours. Then you
can delete it. Then you can delete it. So that'll
be the punishment if you finished last. Now, Ray, we
roll the dice. You get to go first. What will
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you draft as your first best snack from childhood? I
still eat them to this day. They're so good, lunchable. Dang,
that was gonna be mine. That's a great one. He
still eats lenchibles. You do eat, yep, at all the
grocery stores in the area. They got them. All right.
I'm gonna go with as the second overall pick snacks
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from childhood. I'm gonna go with hot pockets. Dang it,
that's good, real dead lunchbox. Yeah, it's easy. Stick them
in the toaster and they pop up and you go,
there's my pop tart. Pop tarts, solid pop tart. It's
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goods good Eddie. I'm gonna go bones with easy cheese
and crackers. Easy cheese, easy cheese cheese. Let's go. Okay,
and our final pick of the first round, Morgan, what
is your favorite snack from childhood? I would put these
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in my lunch every single day. And it's gushers. Gushers
are solid. Hey man, I'm running out. I'm like, oh, okay,
that's first round. We get three rounds. Now when we
load them up on the internet, we're not gonna put
her names on what the teams are. Okay, We're gonna
see the teams have vote for them. That's a good idea.
All right, Morgan, you got the first round, first pick
of the second rounds that you went last in the
first round, Go ahead, I have so many more. Oh
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my gosh, okay, um yeah, I think I'm gonna go
dunk a ruse. Duck Rous is solid. I'm running out Eddie.
My pick for the second round bones will be fruit
roll up. Good one. Hey, that's a good one. Crap,
all right, lunch box over to you. Your best snack
from childhood? Your second round pick? Oh yeah, guys, you
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want one? No, you want to? You know why because
they're called twinkies. Who taki are solid? Best snacks from childhood?
I like I have the last pick of the round.
What do you have so far? Only one? I have
no raised after me. I have hot pockets. I'm thinking
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about because if it's still able to be snacked on now,
that's okay. Oh yeah, I'm gonna go with the pringles.
Once you poppy can't stop, I'm gonna go with you
can't just eat one or whatever. Yeah, I'm gonna go
with pringles. Ray still can eating today. But anytime you
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had any food and mom had to make you something
real quick, you went with the bagel bites. He bites.
He's good to have it too. That's a good one.
All right. That's two rounds, one more round to go.
Let's look at race team here. You got lunch bowls
and bagel bites. Ray, what's your final pick? The kool
that came in the little bottles that all the rich
kids had. I never really drank them. Squeeze it. Oh
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they did have a name, squeeze okay. Raids led me
to something then, I don't think I had it here?
What did those little sun kiss pat What are those?
Guy popped the straw and I see I see yeah, no, no, no,
there's another one. There's another one. Cool Capri signed. That's it,
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Capri sign. I'm going with Capri sign, which I didn't
have on my list, but it is solids. I'm going
with Capri sign. Go ahead, lunch box. Oh man. You
know it's easy, guys. When you look at snacks and
you're hungry, you go to the little I'm trying to
I'm just trying to stall because I don't have one. Right,
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You go to that what is it called the pantry? Yeah,
and you look in there and you're like, damn, what
looks good? Oh? Yeah? You see those little guys looking
at you like, hey, candy cigarettes? Those are those are awesome?
Those were so cool. But you get the animal crackers.
They are addicting. They're delicious. They're plain, simple and home
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run and more of a cookie than a cracker. Yeah,
they're definitely a cookie Eddie, your last one. All right, bones,
this is the master of them all, the best pick ever,
Peanut butter and jelly crustables. Remember those bad boys Morgan
final pick. I don't know how you guys are saying
you don't have any. I had so many more because
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you're younger, I got your childhood. Have a bunch, and
I'm since I'm the last one, I can say these
but cheeseballs, go girts, cosmic brownies, flavor ice an adult thing.
You know ye what I'm there's not more little demiman
job here Twinkies, I got twinkies. Go ahead, you know what.
I'm gonna go with this one because when you get
(52:37):
it out of the freezer on a hot summer day,
it was the best day ever. A flavor ice, Yep,
they come straight. They're skinny little things. They come in blue, red, green, purple,
all the colors you want. Popsicle. All right, here we have.
These are the teams that will not be listed by name.
Team one would be raised. Team A. Team one lunchables,
bagel bites and squeeze its solid mine, hot pockets, pringles
(52:59):
and caprice sons. I mean that's a lunch from Yeah, yeah,
I could still eat that today's church, can't. Baby, They
hook you up with that, right there. Lunch box, pop tarts, tweinakis,
and animal crackers. Not my best team. A lot of sugar, yeah,
not my best, Like that's my favorite that I would
eat yours man, Eddie's easy Cheese, fruit roll ups and crustables. Yeah,
I'm about the Google crustables. Morgan has Gushers, dunk a
(53:23):
Ruse and flavor ice. So solid of a team, right,
you can't yell at about your own Sure you can't, Eddie.
I've never seen these things in my life. Crustables. All right,
go vote to Bobbybones dot com. We'll pick a loser.
Everybody wins except one person, and the loser will have
to suck their own thumb on their own and then
does the loser also have to sit out? Yeah that's
what she's doing, all right, Thank you guys. Abby is
(53:49):
our phone screener, and if you call, she's just that
delight what she answers the folks like by won't show hello,
and then she hears your story and she put you through.
But now if she wants to do only fans, which
is the subscription side, you go to and for the
most part, ninety nine percent it's girls who have men
subscribing to them, and they're like doing stuff. Yeah, I
(54:14):
want Abbey on only fans. I feel very passionately about
her not doing this. Abbey as of today, what's your
temperature on this? Do you still want to do only fans?
I mean I have seen stories lately where they are
making three thousand dollars like a week. I understand the
money thing, but it's not about what you have to do.
Look it, here's a story Abby wants me to read.
(54:37):
When Carley Ruez hit three million followers on Instagram, she
got into only fans. She's now making so much money
that she has paid for a boy's chemotherapy. Well that's nice.
I mean, I like, Sharon's about thirty six thousand dollars
a month on only fans, and so paid for his
chemo and then took him to the mall and treated
him to lauch bottom, a Nintendo switch, a PlayStation five,
(54:59):
and she's like, look what I can do on only fans? Right,
what do you want to do on only fans? Be honest? Sing? Okay,
you can sing on anything. Yeah, but that's where the
money's out, I could do like, why would people pay
you to sing on only fans? Right? If no one's
paying you to sing anywhere else. That's like suit listen.
I think you should pursue your passion, but only fans
is basically a dirty situation. I know Eddie recommended you
(55:21):
do it in a bikini. I did not recommend it.
The way she pitched it to me was, hey, there
are other things. Now, It's not just a dirty site anybody.
It's really just that you could do what's the other
one called. It's uh a little less dirty yeah, patreonless dirty? Yeah?
And you could sing and you could also document your life. Yeah,
and people subscribe and you give them monthly con Okay,
(55:43):
you'll make much money, but then I don't know. I
just don't think only fans is what you should do. Well,
if if you were going to make five hundred bucks
a month, would you sing in a bikini? See? Okay? Yeah,
I am torn at the end of the day because
bucks a month? Would you sing people videos thirty second
clips in an I don't think so, I say it,
but I think she would. Yeah. I think probably already
(56:06):
got one going. I don't know, like a secret old,
don't do it. But if I did do a secret
one no one knew, don't do it. I don't do that.
It's is a bad, bad association. No, it is true.
I do want to be I mean I am classy.
I don't want to sing on Instagram. Okay, And if
you want to sing in a bikini on Instagram, good
for you. I don't know about that. She's only good.
She only was considering the bikini to get paid, right,
(56:28):
I know why a lot of money. She wants to
be in a bikini's so money hungry me. I just
want to try it so bad. I know, one of
those news stories and do it. You want to be?
Are you lunch books? I mean I want to be
the next like only fans like Sensation. I'm kidding sheet,
(56:50):
don't do it. We'll check it, I really won't. Eddie
is going to Memphis this weekend. I'm going to Graceland. Yeah,
so you're gonna go watch the Elvis movie. Yeah. So
they invited me to go, and it's kind of like
a premier here, but instead of La they're gonna do
it in Graceland. So they're gonna do the premiere junkt
with interviews. So, dude, I'm hoping Tom Hanks is there.
I will flip if Tom Hanks is there, so you'll
bring us stuff back. Yes, Monday Tuesday, I will be
(57:11):
interviewing people. Let you know what the experience is. I'm
gonna also be staying on Graceland property. They have a
hotel there. Yeah, it's not in the house. They call
at the guest house. But I think it's really a hotel.
That's fun. Good luck, dude, I'm so fump. Thank you,
Bobby Bone show down. Sorry up to day. This story
comes to us from Cleveland, Ohio. A man was out
just on a drive on his motorcycle and enjoying nature,
(57:34):
when all of a sudden, here is whoo whoo, whoo
whoo behind him, and he pulls over and they go, oh, sir,
you were doing one hundred and forty seven miles an hour.
Oh man. He's like, oh, sorry, man, I wasn't paying attention.
I was just looking at nature. Any chance he wasn't
paying attention doing one fifty chance? Right, no chance? And
also you're probably not looking at nature. He's just enjoying
the drive. You're probably dialed in because you're like, all right,
(57:55):
let's go. Let's try it, because you're flying past cars.
I gotta stay this morning, I must have gone through
multiple lights, but I don't ever remember actually doing it
or seeing that they were green, and doubt that they
were red and I just ran them. I don't know,
Like I just I'm on autopilot, Like maybe he's just cruising.
(58:16):
I just don't think one forty seven cruises because it's uh,
you got to put in work to get it to
go that fast, like extra work. Yeah. And you, on
the other hand, I'm not quite sure what's happening here.
To be fair, I will get places too and go.
I don't remember anything about getting here because I've been
thinking about something. Yeah, but I just trust that it
didn't run a red. Yeah, that you're subconscious as guiding
(58:38):
you because you've done it so many times it knows
exactly what to do. Yeah, I hope I saw green.
That's crazy that you because I know I have multiple lights, Like, yes,
that's why I'm steering it with you. Yeah, we share
the road with you. Yeah, but I'm also concerned. I
don't want to hit anybody. I guess it's just focus.
(59:01):
I have to focus on not grinding my teeth. Now, yeah,
I grind really badly, and so I have to and
I'll catch myself doing it. But who Okay, I'm aware
like during the day or when you sleep day and sleep. Yeah,
And so maybe that's what you should do when you drive.
You check in every once in a while, be like, okay,
I'm a running red lights? Am I risking the other dog?
(59:22):
All right, lunchbox, I'm lunchbox. That's your bone head story
of the day. Hey, you guys have a barking problem
with your dog? Oh yeah, she barks like crazy, especially
if someone comes to the door, someone new walks in.
Once she calms down, she's done. But that those first
like three minutes are horrible. So what are you doing
for the barking? Well, Stevenson decided to search up what
(59:44):
to do because he's annoyed by it as well, and
he found some article that said if you distract the
dog by knocking on something like creating other knocks somewhere else,
it'll take the dog away from the front door where
it's barking and it'll go searching. So now the only
problem is the dog is barking at the people the door,
the doorbell or whatever, and Stevenson's banging on things. So
(01:00:06):
it's just really loud. It's even more right. So I'm
not saying that's a solution. It might work for other people.
At my house now it's just louder. You know, there
are a lot of tricks for dogs people say work.
They don't work. The whole thing when you get a
puppy and they're like, all you gotta do just take
a shirt and wipe, wipe your body. Wouldn't leave it
there when you leave and it will calm on because
that smells like that never worked. Yeah, it just I
just got back to a ripped up shirt or a
(01:00:27):
dog pooped everywhere. That never worked. I wonder if it
ever worked, why do people talk about that. I think
I'm just gonna have to go back to the score bottle,
which I feel like maybe that works a little bit,
but it just feels so wrong. Isn't your dog like
older now, shouldn't even not be barking? Yeah, but ever
since covid um, you know, I don't know if she
had it or what, like she and twenty twenty she
(01:00:49):
got all anxious and paranoid and like has been like
this for a lot people with all the dog whispers
you pired and psychics. Well, the dog a Lama, was
pre COVID, so I haven't had him come over since then.
But she I think it's because we rescued her some
of her upgrading. She had a little anxiety and in
the early page they joined the club Poots. You know,
(01:01:10):
I'm saying, but now I don't know what to do
to make her better, and I've taken her off pills.
You know, it just sounds like a relative and she's
talking about her not even a dog. I don't want
to keep. First of all, I'm like, I keep believe
I'm buying meds from a dog. I mean, I get it,
she needs them, but we just need another plan because
I'm no longer going okay. So you're saying, don't do
the beat on something else strategy, because well, try it.
(01:01:31):
It might work. But at my house now it's just
really loud. All right, I'll be in Oklahoma this weekend.
Have a good weekend. By
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
Scuba Steve
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