July 29, 2024 • 43 mins
We do a draft of the best replacements for cuss words. What would be on your team? Plus, we share a list of things most Americans believe or don't believe in and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wake Up, Wake up in the mall and.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's turning radio and the dogs keeps on turn Ready lunchbox,
morking too, the Steve Bread and it's trying to put
you through the fog.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
He's running this week's next bit.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
The Bobby's on the box.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
So you know what this is the Bobby Ball.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Best replacements for curse words, no curse words or allowed.
Sometimes you use a word that's not a curse word. Okay,
we rolled the dice. I get to go first. I'm
so excited about it. I'm gonna go with crap.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
That's my number one pick.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
And we all know the word it's replacment for m
Crap is at number one. You don't, you don't know
what the replacement word is. No starts with oh yeah,
all right, first overall, pick crap, Amy, you're up second.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Freaking m hm, so freaking annoyed right now?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Freaking is a good replacement curse word.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
What the freak?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Oh? I don't go that close to it though, that's
what that's like walking on the edge. Are you doing freaking?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I think?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Or free? What are you doing? I think freaking freaking? Okay, yeah, okay,
so we got crap and freaking latchbox. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I struggle with these. I used the real word, we know. Yeah,
So I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Son of a gun good one, son of a gun
that's a good one, and gun is the replacement for
another one?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yeah you know right, yeah, yeah, because my replacement is different.
I don't say son of a gun.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Good, then what you should say?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You should use it. If you want to draft it.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Go ahead. Son of a Gun's a good one. Well
you have to because it's not your turn. Morgan.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
I also have a little bit of a sailors mouth.
But I'm gonna go with holy Molly.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Holy Molly, which would be replaced What is Molly replacing
the Yeah, a.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Few other things, but that's the most common.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I would say, in your mind, Molly replaces that? Yeah,
Holy Molly.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Dang it.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You can do whatever you want, Raymundo, your replacement for
a carsword. We all got our starting swearing with what
the heck?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Heck? Yeah, so are you doing? What the heck that's wrong?
What the heck? That's a good one?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Okay, I have crap amy, that's freaking son of a
gun from lunchbox, Holy Moly from Morgan, and what the heck. Okay,
now we're gonna go backward, Raymundo, since you went last
in the first round, you go first.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I'm doing this one just because it feels almost as
good as a swear word, and I still say it
to this day. Mother trucker. That's funny. I think we
get the replacement.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Morgan.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go shut the front door.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Shut the front door. That one even feels like somebody's
saying it.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Those are the best ones.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, shut the front door, latch box.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Oh Budge, Oh Budge, he's good. Let's go with oh Fudge.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Okay, I like it. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
By the way, we're doing nothing wrong by doing this segment.
It just feels weird, doesn't it, that we're doing all
replacement because.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Budge replaces a different one. Yes, we got we know
what it is.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Amy, go ahead, Okay, mine's son of a biscuit.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Son of a biscuit. Okay, son of a biscuit. That's good.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
All right, it's over to me.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
It's I'm gonna do well.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I don't know if you wanna do that one.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I'm gonna do. Can I do.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Like I thought?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
You just said, no, there's so many. I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Just f F the letter, f F this. Okay, yeah, yeah,
so just the letter, but I want the whole thing
to be F this this. Okay, I don't curse. I
have a curse in years. I'm not against it. I
(04:29):
just don't. So I have to actually use these. I'm
thinking about what I would say. Yeah, okay, this is tough,
and we're also walking an edge here, so I'm gonna
go first in the third round, and I think I'm
gonna go with Gosh dang it. I think I'm gonna
go gosh dang.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
It, Gosh darn it, that's what was my next one.
But are they too much the same?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
No, they're different.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
They're different, if you totally different, if you want to
run it, they're they're similar, but they're different. Gosh dang it.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Okay, gosh darn it, mother freaker, I just go with
the one you like, or h double hockeys.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I was thinking about that one.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I know, I guess since I already picked freaking, I
can't pick my mother freaker.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
No rules, it's my own rule.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Well, h double hockey sticks. I feel like I did
these in the wrong order. But that's what That's what
I'm going with.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
H E double hockey sticks. Good. It's like old school too,
like grandparents that's been around for a long time. Yeah,
lunchbox one.
Speaker 8 (05:30):
That I try to say, but it does never come out.
It comes out the other word. I'm going with it,
mother sucker.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
I've not heard that.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
No, no, because I say the real word, but.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I've never Why would you want to say the other
because you do curse?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
No, No, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
I try to taking one up right now.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
No, No, mother sucker is one that I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Morgan.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Mother sucker A mine is actually really similar to lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Well, no, never mind, I changed my mind. I'm gonna
go dak nabbit.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
How do you spell that?
Speaker 9 (06:04):
Dagna? You've never heard any dag nam?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
It a good one?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, no, I've heard it.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
It's like don gone it.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I've heardak nabbit.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
I got a question maybe like Looney Tunes, I wait
till raise them. But then I had one, But I
didn't know if you guys would consider it a curse word.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Okay, Ray, I am going to choose see you next Tuesday.
No oh what yeah, that one's dirty. I think we
I think we have to bleep that one. I've never
even hearty I think we have to bleep that. We
can't even do that one.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I have no idea what we're talking about.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Spell it out.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
No, no, no, don't even say because I think we
have to ble I don't think you can get We can't.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I think we could.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You can either choose to leave it bleeped here and
put on the podcast, or you can choose another one.
I'm going to choose another one. Okay, I'm gonna go with,
Holy Shitaki, why are raised soak closed? Oknna get us
in trouble?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Like a chataki mushroom?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I've never heard that one, Scuba Kim. Do we have
to bleep that one? That's been like a movie?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Is like, but that's a movie where you can say
words that's true.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Actually, that was a terrible wait for me to bring
that up. But I think it's fine. Holy sha Taki,
it's a mushroom, Okay, right mushrooms?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, if you want to go to the podcast and
hear the one we weren't allowed to say because uh,
we had to bleep that one, you can. I didn't
want you to just end this segment now before we
do because it just kept pushing further and further.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
What anyone say, fudgle No, but fudge was used. What
was yours one, Fox that you're questioning.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
No, that's a that's a real one.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
That's we had to bleep that one. No, that's that's
actually a one.
Speaker 10 (07:50):
That's why Bobby said, gosh, Dart, yeah, that's actually one.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
You used a bad word. Oh I didn't know, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I thought that was like blap that for the show,
but put on that.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I'm living for the podcast too.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
We can't do either one of those.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Consider that a curse one.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
But no one Like since Bobby this, I'm like, we've got.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Okay, we're on, we're done, we're moving on.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
The story was Americans may not agree on much, but
they agree and they list all these things and like
a number one, ninety two percent of Americans agree that
you should always or sometimes tip at a sit down restaurant. Like,
who are the eight percent that think you should never
because that means always or sometimes. Yeah, there's eight percent
that think you shouldn't even sometimes.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Okay, that's a little extreme.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
I'm like, I don't think you should tip as much
as we say we should tip twenty percent seems ridiculous,
but not tipping at all, Okay, I don't believe that.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Now.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I do think the restaurants should pay them higher wages
so I don't have to tip. But that's another topic.
It very much is. Yes.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Ninety one percent of Americans have an unfavorable opinion of
North Korea as Kim Jong un, which, by the way,
I watched the North Korean Olympic team, which I was
surprised they had one. I know Russia had been banned.
They changed the name of Russia, you know in the
prior Olympics because they weren't allowing them for the steroids. Yeah,
I did not know North Korea got to have a team.
Doesn't feel like they should, if I'm being honest with you. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Are they we testing those athletes?
Speaker 8 (09:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I think they just play like table tennis and stuff. Yeah,
because I haven't seen them in swimming or I didn't.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
See him doing anything crazy. Ninety percent approved of George W.
Bush's handling of his job September two thousand and one.
That these are all the things that Americans agree on
the most. Oh eighty nine percent say having an affair
is morally unacceptable. That other eleven percent. I wonder what
that bubble is and how that relates to the eight
percent they didn't want to tip. Eleven percent say it's okay,
(09:41):
like it's morally okay to have an affair. I take
a fare as not being honest, because if you're in
some sort of open deal, every relationship has its own rules.
I'm not gonna judge you as long as you're in
a relationship and you guys are being honest with each other.
Good for you, ain't for me. But I'm not going
to tell people what it is for them. But an
(10:01):
affair feels like that is a lie, like and who
thinks it's okay to lie?
Speaker 8 (10:05):
I think it's probably a percentage of that people is
their partner had an affair, so they forgive them, but
they're like it too, you know what, I can get
them back, so it's eye for an eye.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
I'm not sure about that.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Eighty eight percent believe marijuana should be legal for medical use.
I was surprised it was that high just for medical use. No,
and I'm saying that's extremely high for medical use. Yeah,
that's true. Eighty seven percent of proof of Biden's choice
to drop out. Yeah, I think both sides were, like, hey, bro,
I think everybody's a little too old. Eighty six percent
(10:38):
say small businesses have a positive effect on the country.
Eighty six percent have an unfavorable opinion of Russia. Eighty
five percent say cloning humans is morally unacceptable. So here's
where I jump into this. What if we're like cloning
human body parts to give to people that have cancers
or a blood disease that is done terrible things to
(11:02):
an organ.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Yeah, we need to be able to do that.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I never even thought about that, But that's you know it.
It's a little murky there because you're cloning human body parts.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Okay, hear me out. Why don't we just start printing
three D arms and stuff?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Hear me out?
Speaker 4 (11:14):
They do?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
They do. Yeah, we'll talk about it and tell something
to a lot, But why don't we do that more often?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Then?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Like, why is it such a rare occurrence? Why aren't
we doing this every day? I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
I think the human arm that you're thinking of is
like made of skin and bone, but the ones they're
making are of the materials they can actually use in
a three D printer, which is hard. So it's like
when someone loses their arm. Yeah, yeah, God, it's different materials.
You can't really put human skin in one of those
and just be like, I.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Have no idea. I don't know how they work because
they talk about how they print these things up, just like.
It so confuses me.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Eighty three percent of people keep their smartphone near them
almost all the time during waking hours.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I'm surprised it's that low.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Eighty one percent say divorce is morally acceptable. That's a
big change in the last thirty years. Eighty one percent
use YouTube. Eighty percent watch fireworks on July fourth in
person or on TV. I don't think I watched fireworks
this year. What well, they didn't have fireworks we.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Were did you do any of yourself?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Like, I'm gonna watch so many people's Instagram stories, and
I was like, skip skip, skip skip, maybe I'll watch
one for a second.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Skip.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It's like people to post concert footage, Just show me
where you are. I'm not gonna watch like three in
a row, though. If I want to hear the song,
I'll go stream it. I don't mind you putting up
one story and also do whatever you want. But I
know one's gonna watch a whole chorus on your Instagram story.
An age limit for politicians almost eighty percent of people
(12:41):
I could agree. I think if there's an age limit
on the bottom side, you got to put one on
the top side as well. Always decorate their home for holidays.
Seventy five percent. Surprise that many do it. Maybe I'm
not because as soon as I had someone normal in
my house, my wife, we started decorating. I never decorated
because I was like, why who cares?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Single guy? It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
We started decorating a little bit with my wife became
my wife for.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Christmas and Thanksgivings.
Speaker 8 (13:05):
We're talking, right, We're not talking all the random holidays
like Saint Patti's Day, Easter.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah. I don't think that's the case. Okay, I've never
seen a real Saint Patti's Day house.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Hey, some people do. I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I've ever driven by one that's just full of Saint
Patty's Day. Yeah, you're right, you know, forty clovers in
the yard or.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Anything, keep their Christmas tree a year round, and then
they decorate it for Valentine's Day.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Safe.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I've never seen that either.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Only in the movies.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah, only like in Taylor Slow Songs. Sixty five percent
think intelligent life exists on other planets.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
No way sway to you?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Oh my sixty five percent thoughts lunchbox, How.
Speaker 8 (13:39):
Do sixty five percent of Americans feel this way?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Like?
Speaker 8 (13:43):
How do they fall for this? That is so disappointing.
I thought we were smarter than that as a country.
Oh so you're saying you don't. No, there ain't no
little green men bousing around saying they have to be
little green men. Well, they made of the same organic
matter we're made of.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Every show I watch, it's little green men.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
So you're basing your thoughts on scientific advancement and what
we've learned from it on I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Alien shows in the seventies.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
Yeah, I'm just not a big believer in that they
have until they come and talk to me, they're not there.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
What if one came to you tonight and came to
your window and knock it, said hello, lunchbogs, would you
come to the show tomorrow and tell us?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Probably not, because you gotta think are crazy. You guys
would be like, you are such an idiot, you would
never believe it.
Speaker 10 (14:28):
Actually, sixty five percent of people would believe no no,
I wouldn't believe it, right, I believe if there's something
out there, because it's vast, it's so unknown, I can't
there's no way I consider and say it's not possible
because I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
But just because we believe it could be doesn't mean
we think they would talk to him. And we think
the people that say that a lot of times are
making it up or under the influence of something.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Well, they don't talk, they won't speak our language, lunchboks.
If they communicate with you, it might be through different
means than ky lunchbox.
Speaker 8 (14:58):
If they knocked out my window and talk, I mean,
I would never come and tell you guys, because you
would look at me like I was one of the
I was an alien.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
You'd be part of the six sixty five.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yea you hate it?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yes, Time for the new bodies.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
As far as the Olympics go, the US takes an
early count lead as far as the medals.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
But sometimes it's like the US is in the lead,
but we have less.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Golds, Like we have to win in golds and we
have to win all around, or we're not really winning.
Like you saw our boat. Our boat was jam packed
with athletes. There were some boats when they they're like Argentina, Amsterdam.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Three people. I mean there was one country. I had
two people siblings with them, just to put enough people
on the boat. It was awesome. Some some boats had
four different countries on the same boat.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
And they would go out of order because they know alphabetically,
they would do Germany up front. So I googled it
and in French they don't say Germany. They say like ahohol,
so it starts with an A. So anything out of
order is because in France they spell it differently. A
couple of those countries. A wife and I were watching
the opening ceremonies, were like, why is Germany up front?
(16:07):
Or why is but yeah, we're dominating. I did watch
the game yesterday. I don't know what it was called,
but I had it up on YouTube TV and had
the four screens up and it looked like soccer, but
it was inside and there was a goal and they
would throw the ball all around with their hands and
catch it.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Oh, it was handball. I thought handball was like, uh
like rack, No, hamball look.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Like hand soccer. They were throwing a ball and then
one woman would get in the middle of the crowd
and like try to screen somebody hard and then they
would chunk it. It was like twenty to nineteen. Every
time they go down they would score.
Speaker 8 (16:42):
Yeah, and they they have to like bounce past if
they're moving forward, they have to dribble it and they
only get three steps.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
You can't get in those what it is? I mean,
there's all I didn't know what was going on, but
I liked it for a second. Then I watched seven's
rugby women's rugby. I have seen that we have a
woman They just run three people really like she went
the full length of the field. I don't even know
what's happening. I know that in real rugby there's more
than seven or they wouldn't call it sevens. Yeah, I
think there's eleven. Yeah, she is crushing folks. And she
(17:12):
was weren't all black. Maybe she was the only one
on our team that was weren't all black. I don't know,
but I watched her take some people down that were
over eighty medals handed out at the Olympics. We won
twelve of those. I did see Katie Lee Decky finished
third in a race.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah, I watched it. Yeah, that's sad.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
She is the favorite to one the next two, but.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
She did not win that one. Well was she happy
with bronze?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Like?
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Was that what she was? She supposed to win it?
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (17:35):
I don't know who's supposed to win, who's not. I
just watch it and then when they get a medal,
I'm like yeah. And then like I watched our women
go one, two and something yesterday and some swimming of it,
and the one woman that got second, I think is
the world record hold her.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
So it's like she's supposed to win, but she didn't.
She look pretty sad. Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
You see the swim cap that came off in the
pool and they had to call that guy out because
the swimmers can't go get the swim cap. No, Like
during a race, one of the swim caps came out off.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
I've never seen that.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I think his name was like Bob Oh Bob the
cap catcher. So he comes out in a speedo and
he doesn't look like the Olympians. He looks pretty good,
but he's a little bit more of a normal figure. Yeah,
because it's Olympians, you gotta think they're doing that eight
nine hours a day. They're ripped up Bob has to
come and jump in the pool in his little rainbow
speedo because they can't let the other swimmers jump in.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
He can't just wear board shorts.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
I thought the same thing. He's European.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
They don't wear board shorts, probably for anything dialed there.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Do you see the one girl that won gold, but
she didn't have her glasses on so she couldn't see
that she won gold, And she's like squinting, what what swimming?
Speaker 5 (18:40):
So she didn't have late to set.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Me every time I wake up in the morning using
my phone, Huh, what's today? What's my calendar? Yeah, she
won gold. I've really not set aside anytime to just
watch the Olympics, but I've watched a lot of the
Olympics because it's just we just kind of keep it on.
It's on all day and it is awesome, or it's
on my social media a lot, and so New York Times.
It's the cool thing with the swimming where they show
people where they jump off in their little robots and
(19:04):
they show them swimming and they show their time and
if they want or not. It's pretty cool. Technology is
pretty cool. Men's basketball one they beat Serbia by like
thirty points, So that was good. But yeah, Olympics are
happening for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
How would y'all feel about the You know, there's the
study they did where you want the gold, right, but
if you get silver, you're more unhappy than if you
were to have gotten bronze.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Because you're so much closer to the to the gold,
so you would have.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I was still being happy with gold. I'd be like,
if I don't do this again next to the Olympics,
I'm gonna be a loser. Oh okay, that's how my
mind works.
Speaker 8 (19:37):
Oh man, there was a race yesterday where someone got
the gold and two people tied for the silver.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
No one got bronze.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
What kind of race are swimming? Exact to the one
hundred dollars thousand.
Speaker 8 (19:48):
Today touch at the same time, and so the one
person got gold too, people got silver and then no bronze.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
That is, so they're both stating on the podium getting silvers.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Wow, what's the craziest and most fun thing you watched
Olympic wise? Oh?
Speaker 8 (20:01):
Badminton. I mean I thought, okay, there's gonna be so stupid. Dude,
it is so awesome. They hit it so hard, and
I watched doubles and I mean they are just well,
I mean a rally of like twenty five hits of
the little shuttle cut, wha.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Wha whack. I was enthralled.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I don't know if they've started table tennis yet, but
I watched, oh, some of the pump up videos. There's
one guy that they're calling le Brun. I think he's
a French seventeen year old table tennis champion seventeen. I'm
not rooting for him because he's not American, but yeah,
I think he's like super elite table tennis player. Uh today,
I guess round three. Yeah, I've seen some of these videos,
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but it's so quick. It looks like Forrest Gump, you
know what they're playing. It's pretty awesome, but it is
a little confusing that France has red white and blue,
because my kids see that flag and they're like, oh,
USA one, and I might not it's France, they're my dad,
but it's.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Red, white and blue.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Do we even have a good table tennis player.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah, I don't even know if he'll do either. We
won some fencing, though, didn't see that that's the most
boring sport I've ever seen. I never even know. I thought,
you just you stabbed someone, you barely touch them.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
They stop it.
Speaker 8 (21:00):
I was watching something like some karate, but it wasn't karate.
They were kind of wrestling at the same time, and
it was zero zero for a long time. I don't know,
I got because they had like the belts on, like
they had like the robes like karate, but they were
like wrestling.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
I don't know, guys, they didn't.
Speaker 8 (21:15):
And then announcers weren't really giving me anything about like
how to score points because it was zero zero for
a lot of the time.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
And I was like, yeah, I don't really get what's
going on, but.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Cool, you know what.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
This couple bought a lottery ticket. It was a five
dollars lottery ticket. It wasn't a scratch off, I don't think,
and the wife threw it away and the husband was like,
I don't know, let me, let me look at this.
Go into the garbage. So it goes into the garbage
and gets it and goes you have a twelve on it.
So they went and looked at it and they won
two hundred thousand dollars. The fact that they just threw
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it away lunch talks. What can you have seen that
happened here?
Speaker 8 (21:55):
I have no idea that the woman is just not
very observant, doesn't know how to play the lottery, does
it and thinks maybe you have to have all the
numbers to win any money.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
But the fact that she just threw it in the
trash without double checking, without checking with her husband, Hey,
like maybe he's a lottery player.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
She's not. I mean the fact that he saw it
in the trash and was like, now, let me dig
it out because it does that mean that she's often
throwing stuff away.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Like she does, placing a lot of the Yeah, is
it to me? Thinks it's like, hey, shouldn't value I'll
just toss that away. It's just trash.
Speaker 8 (22:26):
Like my wife when I write notes for the show
and I leave papers around, she just throws them in
the trash.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Notes You scribble on every part of the paper in
all directions. It looks like garbage.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
I know his notes, his ideas those equal money?
Speaker 8 (22:38):
They do someone me, well, no, they don't equal that much.
But one of these times is gonna be a million
dollar idea.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
My wife will throw it in the trash and often,
but you can blame her on throwing your old million
dollar ideas in the trash that you don't even know
what they are anymore, because she probably do it away.
A great point because if they would have never found
this ticket, they would have never known, they had never
been sad about the lottery.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
They would have never known they lost two hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Never know.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I got a lot of messages asking me to comment
on Southwest Airlines, and Southwest said over the weekend there
we're going to start assigning seats. So for fifty years,
if you've flown Southwest, you go and you get on.
But they started doing things.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Slowly, like the A, the B, the Sea.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
They they've slowly been guiding us to their going to
start assigning seats. By the way, they weren't not assigning
seats because it actually saved money. What they were trying
to do is save time. That was never about saving money.
And finally they were like, we're having so many issues
with people fighting about seats, and also they're not that
much cheaper anymore.
Speaker 8 (23:36):
No, they used to be a lot cheaper man. I
used to never look at any other airline. I would
just book Southwest because I knew it was dirt cheap.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Boy, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I want to fly anything dirt cheap. I want to
fly something a little less expensive, but not dirt cheap.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
I may you ever been on Spirit?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Oh boy?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Oh boy?
Speaker 8 (23:54):
Why that's an adventure. I mean the trade tables you
can't figure water bottle on it. They're so small. Your
hand is bigger than the trade table you gotta pay for.
Is that a tray or a table? Then if your
hand's bigger and you gotta pay for water, you gotta
pay for everything. It is bare bones, not your book,
but it is. Hey, they get you there.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I think, Oh that isn't Maybe that's not the slogan
I want to hear from my airline.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Hey, hey, we'll get you there.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Southwest also wants to charge more for the better seats. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
See, this is where it starts going downhill.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
They're gonna start having first class, they're gonna be I
thought there was a blue collar airline, but they really
weren't charging a lot less I know.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
But now they're gonna charge more for seats, So then
I don't think they're gonna charge more for general seats.
I think they're gonna charge a little more for the
premiere seats.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Now, are you gonna to pay to pick your seat?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Like?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Because if I got my family.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Going, it'll be like any other airline. Okay, you'll just
get your ticket there. All the confusion is stopped.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
So the like you know, the comfort seats on other airlines,
you have more leg room, but on Southwest they're all
the same unless you're in the exit rows.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Are they gonna redesign like you some of the seats
going to.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Be I don't know as far as what they're doing
with the seats. I've not got the memo on that
one yet, but you know, I would think window seats
probably five bucks extra.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Oh see, aisle seats two fifty.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Oh, well that's good for me as I get older.
I love isle because I had to go to the
bathroom more.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I don't like the aisle because people always wake me up.
I fall asleep having to go to the bathroom more. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
A New York mom was horrified to find out a
four year old daughter's Burger King meal splattered with blood.
Did you guys see the story from a disgusting Yeah,
Tiffany Floyd took her four year old to the fast
food drive through in New York and was shocked when
she saw their meal covered in red liquid.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
All shared was, Mom, I don't want ketch up.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
So she grabbed the bag, thinking they messed up her
order again, and there was blood all over the hamburger,
the wrapper. And this is not a burger king thing.
This is a specific instance.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Oh my gosh, that one building in the inside of it.
Speaker 8 (25:50):
But she started yelling at her daughter, spin out your food,
spin out your because she had already started eating it.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
She said, spit out your food. She did have fries
and a bit of a hamburger, and then she the
mom looked at her meal and saw the blood on
her meal as well.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Did the employee like cut their hand or something.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Who knows.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
There's no answer, but they have to.
Speaker 8 (26:06):
They went to the doctor and the doctor's like, we'll
have to wait thirty days for results to see if
you got any blood diseases.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
That's from the New York po Oh my gosh, Yeah that's.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Mom.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
I don't like ketchup. But the thing is, I saw
the package. It's red, but it does not look like ketchup,
because that's way thinner. The red's way thinner than what
ketchup would have been.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Lumber.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
It's like that sounds like somebody got really upset about Southwest.
They were having it Like.
Speaker 8 (26:36):
You have to know your hand is bleeding when you
are but it was all over the whole meal, That's
what I'm saying. So you have to know you are
bleeding onto the meal, like as you're wrapping it up,
you have to see blood pouring out of your hand
or your nose.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Or wherever you're bleeding from.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I mean, you go back to that Burger king ride
and go, hey, who packed this?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Like, Hey, which one of you guys is bleeding?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Let me talk to whoever packed this and get them
tested too. Not just get us tested, but let's get
you tested as well, because there's a chance that they
could have something that you don't. Oh mom, I don't
like catchup. Also, Morgan's launching our podcast today. Morgan, what
is your podcast called?
Speaker 6 (27:14):
It's called Take This Personally?
Speaker 3 (27:15):
So what's it about.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
It's about basically, the whole purpose behind it was to
make sure people feel less alone in the world.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
And they're really hard moments.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
So you have somebody on that's a retired party girl.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
Yeah, her name is Amanda.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Why, Yeah, that's a job.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Yeah. She decided to quit drinking because she wanted to
have better relationships with people. She just found that drinking
was really ruining her life.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
And so you got to ring, would you.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Guys talk about Yeah, And so we talked about like
objectifying your body, how body images issues are a thing.
We talked about relationship scars, like how you can be
in a bad relationship and then then healthy and how
do you handle that. And then we also talked about
endorphins and how legally blonde was right.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Oh, exercise releases and dorphins. Yeah, doorphins make people happy,
and happy people don't kill their husbands.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Yep, exactly. It's called Take this personally with Morgan lunchbox.
How do you feel about that? The part here the
retired party girl, Like you're retired party boy?
Speaker 8 (28:09):
Uh No, I mean I've scaled back. I wouldn't say
I'm completely out of the game. Like if there's a
night that I need to tie one on, I can
tie one on. But I mean I have definitely gone
into the twilight of my career. It's not like I'm
in the heyday. But I can still do it every
once in a while, right, Moon, I feel like you're
still kind of in it.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
No, not really. Now I'm in the country. I mean
there's no bars really around me that you can just
throw down at you get drunk every weekend. Still, I mean,
it was my buddy's birthday this last night. Still, it's
always something we're on vacation before that. Yeah. Other than that,
it's just a couple of beers in the patio in
the country. Check out Morgan's podcast It is up today.
Today is the first aid it exists. It's called Take
(28:50):
this Personally? What is with Morgan?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (28:54):
Take this personally with Morgan?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Just with Morgan.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
Yeah, you can't say my last name.
Speaker 9 (28:57):
It's on there.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
But but so it is on there.
Speaker 8 (28:59):
Yeah it's but wait, I got a question, go ahead,
how like, how well known was this party girl? I mean,
to be famous enough to be like, I'm a retired,
tired party girl and attired, and for Morgan to.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Like find her, like, I mean, she must have been
some Yeah, that's a good point. How did you find
a retired party girl?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
So? I found her on Instagram and she does she
has almost five hundred thousand followers.
Speaker 6 (29:23):
So like she does have a good following. She has
a book, she created, a.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Whole she started. Yeah yeah, yeah, like she has things
that she's done. It's just a funny title.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Retired.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yeah, it didn't sound like you were saying retired, which
is why I kind of coughed a little bit.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
It's a different R word that almost came out that
we were not. You didn't you didn't say a purpose?
Oh yeah, no, yeah.
Speaker 8 (29:44):
I just thought it was kind of crazy that she
determined she was good enough as a partier to say
I'm retired.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Take this personally. Morgan's new podcast, you guys check it out.
Let's check on the weekends, Amy, what did you do?
Speaker 4 (29:57):
I just did a bunch of stuff at the house
and hung out out with my kids. I hadn't seen
my son in almost two weeks because he was in
Colorado with his dad, and so I got him back
on Friday, which was cool because my daughter didn't go
on the trip because she was working.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
She opted she wanted to stay and work her job,
and so I had her for.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Three Now I have her this week too, so I'm
going to have her for three weeks, but I missed
seeing him for two so getting him back, we just
did a lot of family time things around the house
and I didn't do much else.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
It rained, which it did rain.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
It rained all weekend.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Nice, especially because I've been watering my yard so much
and it's like I can really tell my age and
I'm like, oh, thank you lord, it's raining.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
I don't have to go water my yard.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Lunchbox, what you do? Oh?
Speaker 3 (30:44):
We did the pool.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
We did a night out with some families in the neighborhood,
went to a restaurant together.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
You went to a restaurant with just families in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Yeah, wow, yeah, with other they have kids that and
so they you know, the kids know each other. So
we Yeah, that's my wife's doing. Any am I doing?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Did you make friends with any of the other dudes?
I mean they're fine, none that you're drawn to to
have like an extra friendship.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Nah, not ones that I mean like what are they like?
Like do they have you talk to him?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Like, Hey, what are your hobbies? What do you do?
Speaker 8 (31:16):
That's the problem is like one's like a computer programmer.
I ain't got nothing common with that, Like I don't
know how to talk that world. I don't know how
to talk anything about it. Like it's just kind of
like cool, but you don't have to talk about work,
I know. But like, does he like sports? You like sports?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Or did you give him the chance to even say
he did?
Speaker 8 (31:34):
I mean, he likes one team, but that's it, and
he doesn't follow anything else. So if that team's playing,
he'll watch it, but he didn't watch the rest of
the game. The other guy didn't really care about sports.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
He's like, oh whatever, you know what I mean. That's tough.
When you don't know a dude and he doesn't know sports,
that's tough.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
I'm like, all right, well, what do we talk about now,
because that's.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
That's like the bonding thing for guys. That's the easy
thing to talk about. And as you're talking about that,
you can kind of find out what your other interests are.
Speaker 8 (32:01):
Yeah, you got little tangents, like little tree branches that
go this way, that way, the roots go. So then
I we just started talking politics, like why not?
Speaker 4 (32:08):
What?
Speaker 3 (32:09):
No, I'm joking.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Oh, I was like, that sounds terrible.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
How many families went to this two other ones? Oh
it's three total? Yeah, three total? And then we had
a kindergarten meet up thing. Like we're at the school.
Speaker 8 (32:23):
They have a two hour thing where they have pizza
and Caprice Sons for all the kindergarteners to come and
kind of meet other kindergarteners.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
And that was great.
Speaker 8 (32:34):
My kid talked to no other new kids. So what
do you mean he didn't talk to any of the kids,
Like was he supposed to? Well, I mean you're there's
kids there, like they're gonna be in kindergarten together. But
he didn't talked to you. No, he was just like, hey, dah,
you want to go play soccer on the soccer field.
So we went up on the soccer field. Kids, it's
not really soccer field, it's just grass.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
When you were that young, would you have talk to
the other kids?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Oh? Yeah, I put kids on themorrow. What up doing?
Speaker 4 (32:57):
What up?
Speaker 8 (32:58):
Like when in first grade? Like I met this dude,
AJ still friends this day. And he was real shy,
and then we ended up being on the soccer team
together and his mom was real worried, like, oh, I
don't know if AJ's gonna like this.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
And he showed a practice and I put my mom
around and said, hey, everybody's my buddy, AJ talk to everybody.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Is it weird that your son's not like you?
Speaker 8 (33:17):
Yeah, he's like my wife, like my wife because I'd
never met a stranger. I just talked to anybody talked
to about when I was a kid.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
My son is quiet.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Do you like that?
Speaker 3 (33:29):
It's tough?
Speaker 8 (33:31):
Like there's kids like they were in something like, uh
they were on they were doing something with him and
another kid and they were doing something and I was like, Oh,
you're gonna be in kindergarten.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
He's like yeah. I was like, what's your name? Tells
me the name. I was like, hey, Bud, say hi,
and he was like no, I'm like all right, cool,
like trying to make you a friend here. But I
struggled with it. I struggle with him being shy because.
Speaker 8 (33:50):
I'm not shy and I was never shy as a kid,
so I don't understand that feeling, and so I try
to and I just have to.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
I just had to say it'll be okay. Yeah, shot.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
People have done just fine in the world. They make
in the world. Morgan, how was your weekend?
Speaker 3 (34:07):
It was good.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
I had a little podcast launched and all my friends, yeah,
didn't it was all women?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Oh yeah, Yeah, how'd that go?
Speaker 6 (34:20):
It was really good.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
There was a video of somebody pouring stuff into your mouth.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah, there's a restaurant in town, one of my favorites
called Barcelona, and they do for celebrations they pour sangria
in your mouth from a little picture above you.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
I feel like that would be a stainer.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
No, it's like it's it's really skinny, so it goes
straight into your mouth and you have to like wave
your hand like please stop or they'll just keep going.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
How do you feeling about the podcast?
Speaker 6 (34:41):
I'm excited. I mean I'm nervous. I hope people like it.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
I know there's a lot of podcasts out there, so
I hope people want to listen and they want to
do it.
Speaker 6 (34:48):
So that was fun. I also tried sushi for the
first time ever.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Yeah, what did you eat?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
There was vegetables in them, and then there was an
avocado one. I had tried it when I was super young,
and I was like, I hated it. I gave it
like one bite, hated it.
Speaker 6 (35:03):
So I finally tried like a whole set of sushi
and I actually enjoyed it. But all no, yeah, no,
there was no fish, there was no meat.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
In it.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
It was an avocado veggies.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Are you anti meat because you've never had it, or
anti meat because the meat feels pain?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Well, When I was eight years old and decided to
do it, it was because they were animals.
Speaker 6 (35:23):
I didn't want to eat animals. As we've gotten.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Older, my body just is going to reject it because
it hasn't had it for so long. The one time
that I accidentally hated, it was like immediate vomit. My
whole body didn't know.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
What to do. So you swallowed it?
Speaker 6 (35:34):
Yeah, and it literally my body was like like panicked.
It had like a foreign object and just went straight
back out.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
What was it?
Speaker 5 (35:41):
You accidentally hat?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Like?
Speaker 5 (35:42):
What anim It was?
Speaker 6 (35:43):
Chicken?
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Wow? So when was that?
Speaker 6 (35:48):
That was probably when I was in high school that
that happened. So I haven't even tried to.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
It's vegetarian since high school.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Now you've been you know, I don't think that. I
don't think that's true. We had I've been playing on
a Rex softball team. I played like four games with them,
and we had a playoff game this weekend to go
we won.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
And what position did you play?
Speaker 3 (36:10):
I played left field. I just can't see the ball.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
They put them to your MVP or no.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
I was fine, and I play fine, but and I
can hit decently really well, I just can't and I
can catch the ball, I just can't see it until
he gets right on me. They put the blind as
a guy the farthest from the ball, and I'm the
last player there. I was like the last player to
join the team. So I just play wherever they think
i'm I added the team and I can play. Of
felt pretty good, but I just I just struggle seeing
(36:38):
anything coming from that far away. You catch pop flies,
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a pretty good outfielder.
Speaker 8 (36:44):
You should just take some binoculars and hold him up
as when the pitch comes then when they.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Hit it throw it down, I just can't see it
very well. And so yeah, and you're like, oh there
it is. React a lot of times, I'm having to
just like watch the batter like squint the whole time.
Much easier to play the nfield, But we did want
our playoff game. We have another one this Thursday night,
but it's at Thursday, Thursday n at nine pm.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
That's I don't know how that well you can do that.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
I've never played a nine pm week night game.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
So but yeah, you.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
Dorm dudes, you stay up late for that stuff.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
That's when you're in your habit.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
That's in my house though, too. And I shut down
and they finished packing up all this stuff and I
go to bed. Sure, no, she hasn't been to a game. Oh,
now I just drive up jump on play.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
I did meet one of your teammates. She stopped me
in the bathroom when I was out at Landy Wilson's bar.
She's like, hey, I'm one of Bobby softball teammates. And
I was like, wait, what, you're one of the like
crazy police officer ladies. And she's like yeah, and gave
me the whole detail, and she said, you're awesome.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
I played pretty good, I think, and we have fun,
but I just can't see.
Speaker 6 (37:48):
Well, she didn't say anything about you not me able
to see. She said you were a great player, fun
to hang out with.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
That's very that's very nice of her. All right, we're good.
Sounds like our bead a decent weekend.
Speaker 5 (37:55):
Oh at only four games on this team, and she
said fun to hang out with.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
What else she gonna say? She ran into somebody that
knows he's not gonna say, hey, are you Morgan?
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Yeah, I hate Bobby. That's really not how it's gonna happen.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
Fun to hang out with.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
You have a pretty good teammate. Yeah. I don't say
a lot unless i'm competing. We're competing, We're team. I'm
into it. That's like the most fun that I have
every week. It's going to play those games. It's also
the most Nah, pickleball hurts my feet though a lot.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Now, oh man, what are you gonna do when the
season's over. You're gonna have no fun.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Now we're gonna move to Wednesday nights. Thursday nights have
been hard for me. Oh, the team just in general
is moving to a different night, So which is gonna
be much easier a year round? No, I don't think
you're really play in the winter, you know, because the coldness,
snow and stuff would be pretty difficult.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
I mean, if you're committed, you figure it out.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
I don't think they are committed.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
I don't think they offer leagues like that Bobby Bones show.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Today.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
This story comes from some Key West, Florida. A man
and a woman. We're out on their boat when they
got pulled over by police.
Speaker 8 (38:58):
Woo, and they come aboard his boat and hey, I
need to see your ID, and he's like, I'm not
showing you my ID, Like, sir, we just you have
some violations on your boat.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Just need your ID.
Speaker 8 (39:09):
So instead he says na Ah, jumps in the water
and he says, now what happens, right, sir, just get
out of the water. He swims the shore seven minutes
just woo, I'm out of here.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Well, they just called police on shore and he was arrested.
Just waited for him, just waited for board and said, hey,
we got some guys swimming towards you guys, can you
get him?
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Why was he running like a warrant?
Speaker 8 (39:33):
I really doesn't say drunk. He just said yeah, he
was frustrated and didn't want to give his ID.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
I guess the reason I think drunk because he jumped
in the water to get away, Yeah, and.
Speaker 5 (39:41):
Not being reasonable like I don't want to give my ID.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
You could hold your breath for ten minutes, I will
get it because you could just go under. They wouldn't
know where you were gonna come up.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
But not the case. Yeah, I'm much box. That's your
bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
We almost went to the movies this weekend, which I
don't like going to the theater. And my wife's like,
let's go watch Twisters, and I was like, okay, cool.
So we get on and we look for seats to
buy and they were only once close to the screen.
Oh well, but I do like it that it's reserved
seating because I would have hated to go and everybody
be already full, and then we have to sit close
so we can go because I don't want to sit
close to the screen.
Speaker 5 (40:11):
And that's awesome that that's full.
Speaker 9 (40:12):
Again.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
On that was the second It was the second weekend, right.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
So yeah, I mean it was a Saturday night at
like seven o'clock and we were going to like five.
We were looking at like five thirty, and the theater
wasn't sold out but just the close seats. And Morgan,
like me, thinks the theater's dying. Which I do think
the theater's dying. Why do you think that?
Speaker 6 (40:31):
Well, so we bought twenty dollars a person tickets.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Which is that's what it's forty bucks for two.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Yeah, and so I'm like, okay, cool, but you get
all these reclining seats, so it might be worth the price.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
Well, we get into the theater, our reclient seats don't
work at all.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
I like, go to the front, find one solo person
that's working in this entire theater. I'm like, hey, our
seats don't work. Anything you can do about that. He
comes in for like one minute, just checks behind, and
he's like, yeah, no, sorry, And I was like, dang,
I just paid twenty dollars a piece to sit upright
at this theater. Okay, So we try and go sit
at the front row where the seats were reclining, and
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I got super noxis almost vomited.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Because you're living inside the screen basically like you're.
Speaker 6 (41:13):
Leaning all the way back. You're like, okay, it's ride
in front of me.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
And so we go back and we say we had
to sit straight up the entire two and a half
hours of this movie because our seats wouldn't reclined.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Well, I would say that's more of a specific chunk,
even even like a specific like our location, more than
our whole row.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
I do like that you can buy seats now and
have But Mike D's a big movie proponent. Michael, you admit,
now though there are some movies that you can watch
in theater and some that kind of don't matter.
Speaker 11 (41:39):
Yeah, there is like some Netflix movies you could just
watch them there and you get the same effect. But
I did go see Twisters again this weekend, but you
went again, went again.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
You're the one where they like put you in the
chair and pours water on you.
Speaker 9 (41:49):
So now the first time I saw it in Imax,
which is the huge screen.
Speaker 11 (41:52):
This time I just saw it regular very often, like
not very often do I go watch a movie twice?
Speaker 9 (41:56):
But I love that movie so much.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Do you think you love it so much because the
first first one was your favorite and now you just
held onto that memory and you've made this a favorite.
Or is it really that good?
Speaker 9 (42:05):
It's really that good. I love disaster movies and this
one is like top tier.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
We almost went why do you love disaster?
Speaker 9 (42:12):
Underappreciated genre?
Speaker 2 (42:14):
What are other ones? Like Day After Tomorrow? That was
good because that's a zombie movie.
Speaker 11 (42:19):
Volcano, I don't know what that is. Oh Day After
I was not a zombie movie. I think you're think
twenty eight days later.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
What's the Day after Tomorrow? It is where like the
entire world.
Speaker 9 (42:28):
Is like there's like hurricanes, floods.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
And there are no zombies.
Speaker 9 (42:31):
I'm out, no zombies.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
Is it apocalypse? I like apocalyptic apocalypse. Yeah, okay, give
me another one.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
I'll rush more disaster movies go.
Speaker 11 (42:38):
I would go Twister at number one day after tomorrow.
At number two. At number three, I'd probably go Volcano
with it Joe versus the Volcano.
Speaker 9 (42:47):
No, just volcano.
Speaker 5 (42:49):
Never heard of it?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
I never heard of it, Tummy Lee Jones. Yeah, and
you're not.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
We're not gonna hear of it.
Speaker 11 (42:54):
Number four, I'd probably go Dante's Peak, which is similar
to Volcano.
Speaker 9 (42:58):
And then the number five, I'd go Twisters.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
There are only four heads on Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 9 (43:01):
Oh, there's way more Titanic. Probably a number this is?
Speaker 2 (43:04):
This is Mount Rushmore. Not you're not carving new heads
in over there.
Speaker 9 (43:08):
I keep going.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
That's my disaster movies are great, Morgan, what'd you watch?
Speaker 6 (43:12):
I went and saw Deadpool and Wolverine.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Do you like it?
Speaker 6 (43:15):
I loved it.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
We can do Tuesday reviews day tomorrow on it?
Speaker 3 (43:17):
All right, thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
We're done. The theaters are done for the most part,
unless it's one of those where the dumb buckets of
water on you. I could see going to one of those.
I wouldn't want to go to one of those, but
I can see.
Speaker 11 (43:27):
Going to one of those.
Speaker 9 (43:27):
I don't really like those either.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Or three D.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Yeah, three D had its moment. Do they still do
this with classes?
Speaker 4 (43:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (43:32):
They did a Deadpool in three D?
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Yeah, all right, we're done.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Thank you guys. By Brady on Twitter and mister Bone.
The Bobby Bones theme song written produce saying by read Yardberry.
You can find his instagram at red Yarberry dot com.
Scooba Steve, executive producer, Ray Mundo, head of Production. I'm
Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thanks for
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listening to the podcast.
Wake Up, Wake up in the mall and.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's turning radio and the dogs keeps on turn Ready lunchbox,
morking too, the Steve Bread and it's trying to put
you through the fog.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
He's running this week's next bit.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
The Bobby's on the box.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
So you know what this is the Bobby Ball.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Best replacements for curse words, no curse words or allowed.
Sometimes you use a word that's not a curse word. Okay,
we rolled the dice. I get to go first. I'm
so excited about it. I'm gonna go with crap.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
That's my number one pick.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
And we all know the word it's replacment for m
Crap is at number one. You don't, you don't know
what the replacement word is. No starts with oh yeah,
all right, first overall, pick crap, Amy, you're up second.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Freaking m hm, so freaking annoyed right now?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Freaking is a good replacement curse word.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
What the freak?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Oh? I don't go that close to it though, that's
what that's like walking on the edge. Are you doing freaking?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I think?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Or free? What are you doing? I think freaking freaking? Okay, yeah, okay,
so we got crap and freaking latchbox. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I struggle with these. I used the real word, we know. Yeah,
So I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Son of a gun good one, son of a gun
that's a good one, and gun is the replacement for
another one?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yeah you know right, yeah, yeah, because my replacement is different.
I don't say son of a gun.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Good, then what you should say?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You should use it. If you want to draft it.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Go ahead. Son of a Gun's a good one. Well
you have to because it's not your turn. Morgan.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
I also have a little bit of a sailors mouth.
But I'm gonna go with holy Molly.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Holy Molly, which would be replaced What is Molly replacing
the Yeah, a.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Few other things, but that's the most common.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I would say, in your mind, Molly replaces that? Yeah,
Holy Molly.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Dang it.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You can do whatever you want, Raymundo, your replacement for
a carsword. We all got our starting swearing with what
the heck?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Heck? Yeah, so are you doing? What the heck that's wrong?
What the heck? That's a good one?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Okay, I have crap amy, that's freaking son of a
gun from lunchbox, Holy Moly from Morgan, and what the heck. Okay,
now we're gonna go backward, Raymundo, since you went last
in the first round, you go first.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I'm doing this one just because it feels almost as
good as a swear word, and I still say it
to this day. Mother trucker. That's funny. I think we
get the replacement.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Morgan.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go shut the front door.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Shut the front door. That one even feels like somebody's
saying it.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Those are the best ones.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, shut the front door, latch box.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Oh Budge, Oh Budge, he's good. Let's go with oh Fudge.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Okay, I like it. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
By the way, we're doing nothing wrong by doing this segment.
It just feels weird, doesn't it, that we're doing all
replacement because.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Budge replaces a different one. Yes, we got we know
what it is.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Amy, go ahead, Okay, mine's son of a biscuit.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Son of a biscuit. Okay, son of a biscuit. That's good.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
All right, it's over to me.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
It's I'm gonna do well.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I don't know if you wanna do that one.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I'm gonna do. Can I do.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Like I thought?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
You just said, no, there's so many. I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Just f F the letter, f F this. Okay, yeah, yeah,
so just the letter, but I want the whole thing
to be F this this. Okay, I don't curse. I
have a curse in years. I'm not against it. I
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just don't. So I have to actually use these. I'm
thinking about what I would say. Yeah, okay, this is tough,
and we're also walking an edge here, so I'm gonna
go first in the third round, and I think I'm
gonna go with Gosh dang it. I think I'm gonna
go gosh dang.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
It, Gosh darn it, that's what was my next one.
But are they too much the same?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
No, they're different.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
They're different, if you totally different, if you want to
run it, they're they're similar, but they're different. Gosh dang it.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Okay, gosh darn it, mother freaker, I just go with
the one you like, or h double hockeys.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I was thinking about that one.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I know, I guess since I already picked freaking, I
can't pick my mother freaker.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
No rules, it's my own rule.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Well, h double hockey sticks. I feel like I did
these in the wrong order. But that's what That's what
I'm going with.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
H E double hockey sticks. Good. It's like old school too,
like grandparents that's been around for a long time. Yeah,
lunchbox one.
Speaker 8 (05:30):
That I try to say, but it does never come out.
It comes out the other word. I'm going with it,
mother sucker.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
I've not heard that.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
No, no, because I say the real word, but.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I've never Why would you want to say the other
because you do curse?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
No, No, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
I try to taking one up right now.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
No, No, mother sucker is one that I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Morgan.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Mother sucker A mine is actually really similar to lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Well, no, never mind, I changed my mind. I'm gonna
go dak nabbit.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
How do you spell that?
Speaker 9 (06:04):
Dagna? You've never heard any dag nam?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
It a good one?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, no, I've heard it.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
It's like don gone it.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I've heardak nabbit.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
I got a question maybe like Looney Tunes, I wait
till raise them. But then I had one, But I
didn't know if you guys would consider it a curse word.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Okay, Ray, I am going to choose see you next Tuesday.
No oh what yeah, that one's dirty. I think we
I think we have to bleep that one. I've never
even hearty I think we have to bleep that. We
can't even do that one.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I have no idea what we're talking about.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Spell it out.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
No, no, no, don't even say because I think we
have to ble I don't think you can get We can't.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I think we could.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You can either choose to leave it bleeped here and
put on the podcast, or you can choose another one.
I'm going to choose another one. Okay, I'm gonna go with,
Holy Shitaki, why are raised soak closed? Oknna get us
in trouble?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Like a chataki mushroom?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I've never heard that one, Scuba Kim. Do we have
to bleep that one? That's been like a movie?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Is like, but that's a movie where you can say
words that's true.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Actually, that was a terrible wait for me to bring
that up. But I think it's fine. Holy sha Taki,
it's a mushroom, Okay, right mushrooms?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, if you want to go to the podcast and
hear the one we weren't allowed to say because uh,
we had to bleep that one, you can. I didn't
want you to just end this segment now before we
do because it just kept pushing further and further.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
What anyone say, fudgle No, but fudge was used. What
was yours one, Fox that you're questioning.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
No, that's a that's a real one.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
That's we had to bleep that one. No, that's that's
actually a one.
Speaker 10 (07:50):
That's why Bobby said, gosh, Dart, yeah, that's actually one.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
You used a bad word. Oh I didn't know, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I thought that was like blap that for the show,
but put on that.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I'm living for the podcast too.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
We can't do either one of those.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Consider that a curse one.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
But no one Like since Bobby this, I'm like, we've got.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Okay, we're on, we're done, we're moving on.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
The story was Americans may not agree on much, but
they agree and they list all these things and like
a number one, ninety two percent of Americans agree that
you should always or sometimes tip at a sit down restaurant. Like,
who are the eight percent that think you should never
because that means always or sometimes. Yeah, there's eight percent
that think you shouldn't even sometimes.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Okay, that's a little extreme.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
I'm like, I don't think you should tip as much
as we say we should tip twenty percent seems ridiculous,
but not tipping at all, Okay, I don't believe that.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Now.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I do think the restaurants should pay them higher wages
so I don't have to tip. But that's another topic.
It very much is. Yes.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Ninety one percent of Americans have an unfavorable opinion of
North Korea as Kim Jong un, which, by the way,
I watched the North Korean Olympic team, which I was
surprised they had one. I know Russia had been banned.
They changed the name of Russia, you know in the
prior Olympics because they weren't allowing them for the steroids. Yeah,
I did not know North Korea got to have a team.
Doesn't feel like they should, if I'm being honest with you. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Are they we testing those athletes?
Speaker 8 (09:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I think they just play like table tennis and stuff. Yeah,
because I haven't seen them in swimming or I didn't.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
See him doing anything crazy. Ninety percent approved of George W.
Bush's handling of his job September two thousand and one.
That these are all the things that Americans agree on
the most. Oh eighty nine percent say having an affair
is morally unacceptable. That other eleven percent. I wonder what
that bubble is and how that relates to the eight
percent they didn't want to tip. Eleven percent say it's okay,
(09:41):
like it's morally okay to have an affair. I take
a fare as not being honest, because if you're in
some sort of open deal, every relationship has its own rules.
I'm not gonna judge you as long as you're in
a relationship and you guys are being honest with each other.
Good for you, ain't for me. But I'm not going
to tell people what it is for them. But an
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affair feels like that is a lie, like and who
thinks it's okay to lie?
Speaker 8 (10:05):
I think it's probably a percentage of that people is
their partner had an affair, so they forgive them, but
they're like it too, you know what, I can get
them back, so it's eye for an eye.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
I'm not sure about that.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Eighty eight percent believe marijuana should be legal for medical use.
I was surprised it was that high just for medical use. No,
and I'm saying that's extremely high for medical use. Yeah,
that's true. Eighty seven percent of proof of Biden's choice
to drop out. Yeah, I think both sides were, like, hey, bro,
I think everybody's a little too old. Eighty six percent
(10:38):
say small businesses have a positive effect on the country.
Eighty six percent have an unfavorable opinion of Russia. Eighty
five percent say cloning humans is morally unacceptable. So here's
where I jump into this. What if we're like cloning
human body parts to give to people that have cancers
or a blood disease that is done terrible things to
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an organ.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Yeah, we need to be able to do that.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I never even thought about that, But that's you know it.
It's a little murky there because you're cloning human body parts.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Okay, hear me out. Why don't we just start printing
three D arms and stuff?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Hear me out?
Speaker 4 (11:14):
They do?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
They do. Yeah, we'll talk about it and tell something
to a lot, But why don't we do that more often?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Then?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Like, why is it such a rare occurrence? Why aren't
we doing this every day? I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
I think the human arm that you're thinking of is
like made of skin and bone, but the ones they're
making are of the materials they can actually use in
a three D printer, which is hard. So it's like
when someone loses their arm. Yeah, yeah, God, it's different materials.
You can't really put human skin in one of those
and just be like, I.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Have no idea. I don't know how they work because
they talk about how they print these things up, just like.
It so confuses me.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Eighty three percent of people keep their smartphone near them
almost all the time during waking hours.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I'm surprised it's that low.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Eighty one percent say divorce is morally acceptable. That's a
big change in the last thirty years. Eighty one percent
use YouTube. Eighty percent watch fireworks on July fourth in
person or on TV. I don't think I watched fireworks
this year. What well, they didn't have fireworks we.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Were did you do any of yourself?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Like, I'm gonna watch so many people's Instagram stories, and
I was like, skip skip, skip skip, maybe I'll watch
one for a second.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Skip.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It's like people to post concert footage, Just show me
where you are. I'm not gonna watch like three in
a row, though. If I want to hear the song,
I'll go stream it. I don't mind you putting up
one story and also do whatever you want. But I
know one's gonna watch a whole chorus on your Instagram story.
An age limit for politicians almost eighty percent of people
(12:41):
I could agree. I think if there's an age limit
on the bottom side, you got to put one on
the top side as well. Always decorate their home for holidays.
Seventy five percent. Surprise that many do it. Maybe I'm
not because as soon as I had someone normal in
my house, my wife, we started decorating. I never decorated
because I was like, why who cares?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Single guy? It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
We started decorating a little bit with my wife became
my wife for.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Christmas and Thanksgivings.
Speaker 8 (13:05):
We're talking, right, We're not talking all the random holidays
like Saint Patti's Day, Easter.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah. I don't think that's the case. Okay, I've never
seen a real Saint Patti's Day house.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Hey, some people do. I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I've ever driven by one that's just full of Saint
Patty's Day. Yeah, you're right, you know, forty clovers in
the yard or.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Anything, keep their Christmas tree a year round, and then
they decorate it for Valentine's Day.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Safe.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I've never seen that either.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Only in the movies.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah, only like in Taylor Slow Songs. Sixty five percent
think intelligent life exists on other planets.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
No way sway to you?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Oh my sixty five percent thoughts lunchbox, How.
Speaker 8 (13:39):
Do sixty five percent of Americans feel this way?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Like?
Speaker 8 (13:43):
How do they fall for this? That is so disappointing.
I thought we were smarter than that as a country.
Oh so you're saying you don't. No, there ain't no
little green men bousing around saying they have to be
little green men. Well, they made of the same organic
matter we're made of.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Every show I watch, it's little green men.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
So you're basing your thoughts on scientific advancement and what
we've learned from it on I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Alien shows in the seventies.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
Yeah, I'm just not a big believer in that they
have until they come and talk to me, they're not there.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
What if one came to you tonight and came to
your window and knock it, said hello, lunchbogs, would you
come to the show tomorrow and tell us?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Probably not, because you gotta think are crazy. You guys
would be like, you are such an idiot, you would
never believe it.
Speaker 10 (14:28):
Actually, sixty five percent of people would believe no no,
I wouldn't believe it, right, I believe if there's something
out there, because it's vast, it's so unknown, I can't
there's no way I consider and say it's not possible
because I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
But just because we believe it could be doesn't mean
we think they would talk to him. And we think
the people that say that a lot of times are
making it up or under the influence of something.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Well, they don't talk, they won't speak our language, lunchboks.
If they communicate with you, it might be through different
means than ky lunchbox.
Speaker 8 (14:58):
If they knocked out my window and talk, I mean,
I would never come and tell you guys, because you
would look at me like I was one of the
I was an alien.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
You'd be part of the six sixty five.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yea you hate it?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yes, Time for the new bodies.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
As far as the Olympics go, the US takes an
early count lead as far as the medals.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
But sometimes it's like the US is in the lead,
but we have less.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Golds, Like we have to win in golds and we
have to win all around, or we're not really winning.
Like you saw our boat. Our boat was jam packed
with athletes. There were some boats when they they're like Argentina, Amsterdam.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Three people. I mean there was one country. I had
two people siblings with them, just to put enough people
on the boat. It was awesome. Some some boats had
four different countries on the same boat.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
And they would go out of order because they know alphabetically,
they would do Germany up front. So I googled it
and in French they don't say Germany. They say like ahohol,
so it starts with an A. So anything out of
order is because in France they spell it differently. A
couple of those countries. A wife and I were watching
the opening ceremonies, were like, why is Germany up front?
(16:07):
Or why is but yeah, we're dominating. I did watch
the game yesterday. I don't know what it was called,
but I had it up on YouTube TV and had
the four screens up and it looked like soccer, but
it was inside and there was a goal and they
would throw the ball all around with their hands and
catch it.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Oh, it was handball. I thought handball was like, uh
like rack, No, hamball look.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Like hand soccer. They were throwing a ball and then
one woman would get in the middle of the crowd
and like try to screen somebody hard and then they
would chunk it. It was like twenty to nineteen. Every
time they go down they would score.
Speaker 8 (16:42):
Yeah, and they they have to like bounce past if
they're moving forward, they have to dribble it and they
only get three steps.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
You can't get in those what it is? I mean,
there's all I didn't know what was going on, but
I liked it for a second. Then I watched seven's
rugby women's rugby. I have seen that we have a
woman They just run three people really like she went
the full length of the field. I don't even know
what's happening. I know that in real rugby there's more
than seven or they wouldn't call it sevens. Yeah, I
think there's eleven. Yeah, she is crushing folks. And she
(17:12):
was weren't all black. Maybe she was the only one
on our team that was weren't all black. I don't know,
but I watched her take some people down that were
over eighty medals handed out at the Olympics. We won
twelve of those. I did see Katie Lee Decky finished
third in a race.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah, I watched it. Yeah, that's sad.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
She is the favorite to one the next two, but.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
She did not win that one. Well was she happy
with bronze?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Like?
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Was that what she was? She supposed to win it?
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (17:35):
I don't know who's supposed to win, who's not. I
just watch it and then when they get a medal,
I'm like yeah. And then like I watched our women
go one, two and something yesterday and some swimming of it,
and the one woman that got second, I think is
the world record hold her.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
So it's like she's supposed to win, but she didn't.
She look pretty sad. Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
You see the swim cap that came off in the
pool and they had to call that guy out because
the swimmers can't go get the swim cap. No, Like
during a race, one of the swim caps came out off.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
I've never seen that.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I think his name was like Bob Oh Bob the
cap catcher. So he comes out in a speedo and
he doesn't look like the Olympians. He looks pretty good,
but he's a little bit more of a normal figure. Yeah,
because it's Olympians, you gotta think they're doing that eight
nine hours a day. They're ripped up Bob has to
come and jump in the pool in his little rainbow
speedo because they can't let the other swimmers jump in.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
He can't just wear board shorts.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
I thought the same thing. He's European.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
They don't wear board shorts, probably for anything dialed there.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Do you see the one girl that won gold, but
she didn't have her glasses on so she couldn't see
that she won gold, And she's like squinting, what what swimming?
Speaker 5 (18:40):
So she didn't have late to set.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Me every time I wake up in the morning using
my phone, Huh, what's today? What's my calendar? Yeah, she
won gold. I've really not set aside anytime to just
watch the Olympics, but I've watched a lot of the
Olympics because it's just we just kind of keep it on.
It's on all day and it is awesome, or it's
on my social media a lot, and so New York Times.
It's the cool thing with the swimming where they show
people where they jump off in their little robots and
(19:04):
they show them swimming and they show their time and
if they want or not. It's pretty cool. Technology is
pretty cool. Men's basketball one they beat Serbia by like
thirty points, So that was good. But yeah, Olympics are
happening for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
How would y'all feel about the You know, there's the
study they did where you want the gold, right, but
if you get silver, you're more unhappy than if you
were to have gotten bronze.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Because you're so much closer to the to the gold,
so you would have.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I was still being happy with gold. I'd be like,
if I don't do this again next to the Olympics,
I'm gonna be a loser. Oh okay, that's how my
mind works.
Speaker 8 (19:37):
Oh man, there was a race yesterday where someone got
the gold and two people tied for the silver.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
No one got bronze.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
What kind of race are swimming? Exact to the one
hundred dollars thousand.
Speaker 8 (19:48):
Today touch at the same time, and so the one
person got gold too, people got silver and then no bronze.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
That is, so they're both stating on the podium getting silvers.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Wow, what's the craziest and most fun thing you watched
Olympic wise? Oh?
Speaker 8 (20:01):
Badminton. I mean I thought, okay, there's gonna be so stupid. Dude,
it is so awesome. They hit it so hard, and
I watched doubles and I mean they are just well,
I mean a rally of like twenty five hits of
the little shuttle cut, wha.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Wha whack. I was enthralled.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I don't know if they've started table tennis yet, but
I watched, oh, some of the pump up videos. There's
one guy that they're calling le Brun. I think he's
a French seventeen year old table tennis champion seventeen. I'm
not rooting for him because he's not American, but yeah,
I think he's like super elite table tennis player. Uh today,
I guess round three. Yeah, I've seen some of these videos,
(20:36):
but it's so quick. It looks like Forrest Gump, you
know what they're playing. It's pretty awesome, but it is
a little confusing that France has red white and blue,
because my kids see that flag and they're like, oh,
USA one, and I might not it's France, they're my dad,
but it's.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Red, white and blue.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Do we even have a good table tennis player.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah, I don't even know if he'll do either. We
won some fencing, though, didn't see that that's the most
boring sport I've ever seen. I never even know. I thought,
you just you stabbed someone, you barely touch them.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
They stop it.
Speaker 8 (21:00):
I was watching something like some karate, but it wasn't karate.
They were kind of wrestling at the same time, and
it was zero zero for a long time. I don't know,
I got because they had like the belts on, like
they had like the robes like karate, but they were
like wrestling.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
I don't know, guys, they didn't.
Speaker 8 (21:15):
And then announcers weren't really giving me anything about like
how to score points because it was zero zero for
a lot of the time.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
And I was like, yeah, I don't really get what's
going on, but.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Cool, you know what.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
This couple bought a lottery ticket. It was a five
dollars lottery ticket. It wasn't a scratch off, I don't think,
and the wife threw it away and the husband was like,
I don't know, let me, let me look at this.
Go into the garbage. So it goes into the garbage
and gets it and goes you have a twelve on it.
So they went and looked at it and they won
two hundred thousand dollars. The fact that they just threw
(21:50):
it away lunch talks. What can you have seen that
happened here?
Speaker 8 (21:55):
I have no idea that the woman is just not
very observant, doesn't know how to play the lottery, does
it and thinks maybe you have to have all the
numbers to win any money.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
But the fact that she just threw it in the
trash without double checking, without checking with her husband, Hey,
like maybe he's a lottery player.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
She's not. I mean the fact that he saw it
in the trash and was like, now, let me dig
it out because it does that mean that she's often
throwing stuff away.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Like she does, placing a lot of the Yeah, is
it to me? Thinks it's like, hey, shouldn't value I'll
just toss that away. It's just trash.
Speaker 8 (22:26):
Like my wife when I write notes for the show
and I leave papers around, she just throws them in
the trash.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Notes You scribble on every part of the paper in
all directions. It looks like garbage.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
I know his notes, his ideas those equal money?
Speaker 8 (22:38):
They do someone me, well, no, they don't equal that much.
But one of these times is gonna be a million
dollar idea.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
My wife will throw it in the trash and often,
but you can blame her on throwing your old million
dollar ideas in the trash that you don't even know
what they are anymore, because she probably do it away.
A great point because if they would have never found
this ticket, they would have never known, they had never
been sad about the lottery.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
They would have never known they lost two hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Never know.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I got a lot of messages asking me to comment
on Southwest Airlines, and Southwest said over the weekend there
we're going to start assigning seats. So for fifty years,
if you've flown Southwest, you go and you get on.
But they started doing things.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Slowly, like the A, the B, the Sea.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
They they've slowly been guiding us to their going to
start assigning seats. By the way, they weren't not assigning
seats because it actually saved money. What they were trying
to do is save time. That was never about saving money.
And finally they were like, we're having so many issues
with people fighting about seats, and also they're not that
much cheaper anymore.
Speaker 8 (23:36):
No, they used to be a lot cheaper man. I
used to never look at any other airline. I would
just book Southwest because I knew it was dirt cheap.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Boy, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I want to fly anything dirt cheap. I want to
fly something a little less expensive, but not dirt cheap.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
I may you ever been on Spirit?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Oh boy?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Oh boy?
Speaker 8 (23:54):
Why that's an adventure. I mean the trade tables you
can't figure water bottle on it. They're so small. Your
hand is bigger than the trade table you gotta pay for.
Is that a tray or a table? Then if your
hand's bigger and you gotta pay for water, you gotta
pay for everything. It is bare bones, not your book,
but it is. Hey, they get you there.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I think, Oh that isn't Maybe that's not the slogan
I want to hear from my airline.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Hey, hey, we'll get you there.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Southwest also wants to charge more for the better seats. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
See, this is where it starts going downhill.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
They're gonna start having first class, they're gonna be I
thought there was a blue collar airline, but they really
weren't charging a lot less I know.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
But now they're gonna charge more for seats, So then
I don't think they're gonna charge more for general seats.
I think they're gonna charge a little more for the
premiere seats.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Now, are you gonna to pay to pick your seat?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Like?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Because if I got my family.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Going, it'll be like any other airline. Okay, you'll just
get your ticket there. All the confusion is stopped.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
So the like you know, the comfort seats on other airlines,
you have more leg room, but on Southwest they're all
the same unless you're in the exit rows.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Are they gonna redesign like you some of the seats
going to.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Be I don't know as far as what they're doing
with the seats. I've not got the memo on that
one yet, but you know, I would think window seats
probably five bucks extra.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Oh see, aisle seats two fifty.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Oh, well that's good for me as I get older.
I love isle because I had to go to the
bathroom more.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I don't like the aisle because people always wake me up.
I fall asleep having to go to the bathroom more. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
A New York mom was horrified to find out a
four year old daughter's Burger King meal splattered with blood.
Did you guys see the story from a disgusting Yeah,
Tiffany Floyd took her four year old to the fast
food drive through in New York and was shocked when
she saw their meal covered in red liquid.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
All shared was, Mom, I don't want ketch up.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
So she grabbed the bag, thinking they messed up her
order again, and there was blood all over the hamburger,
the wrapper. And this is not a burger king thing.
This is a specific instance.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Oh my gosh, that one building in the inside of it.
Speaker 8 (25:50):
But she started yelling at her daughter, spin out your food,
spin out your because she had already started eating it.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
She said, spit out your food. She did have fries
and a bit of a hamburger, and then she the
mom looked at her meal and saw the blood on
her meal as well.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Did the employee like cut their hand or something.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Who knows.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
There's no answer, but they have to.
Speaker 8 (26:06):
They went to the doctor and the doctor's like, we'll
have to wait thirty days for results to see if
you got any blood diseases.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
That's from the New York po Oh my gosh, Yeah that's.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Mom.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
I don't like ketchup. But the thing is, I saw
the package. It's red, but it does not look like ketchup,
because that's way thinner. The red's way thinner than what
ketchup would have been.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Lumber.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
It's like that sounds like somebody got really upset about Southwest.
They were having it Like.
Speaker 8 (26:36):
You have to know your hand is bleeding when you
are but it was all over the whole meal, That's
what I'm saying. So you have to know you are
bleeding onto the meal, like as you're wrapping it up,
you have to see blood pouring out of your hand
or your nose.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Or wherever you're bleeding from.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I mean, you go back to that Burger king ride
and go, hey, who packed this?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Like, Hey, which one of you guys is bleeding?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Let me talk to whoever packed this and get them
tested too. Not just get us tested, but let's get
you tested as well, because there's a chance that they
could have something that you don't. Oh mom, I don't
like catchup. Also, Morgan's launching our podcast today. Morgan, what
is your podcast called?
Speaker 6 (27:14):
It's called Take This Personally?
Speaker 3 (27:15):
So what's it about.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
It's about basically, the whole purpose behind it was to
make sure people feel less alone in the world.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
And they're really hard moments.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
So you have somebody on that's a retired party girl.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
Yeah, her name is Amanda.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Why, Yeah, that's a job.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Yeah. She decided to quit drinking because she wanted to
have better relationships with people. She just found that drinking
was really ruining her life.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
And so you got to ring, would you.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Guys talk about Yeah, And so we talked about like
objectifying your body, how body images issues are a thing.
We talked about relationship scars, like how you can be
in a bad relationship and then then healthy and how
do you handle that. And then we also talked about
endorphins and how legally blonde was right.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Oh, exercise releases and dorphins. Yeah, doorphins make people happy,
and happy people don't kill their husbands.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Yep, exactly. It's called Take this personally with Morgan lunchbox.
How do you feel about that? The part here the
retired party girl, Like you're retired party boy?
Speaker 8 (28:09):
Uh No, I mean I've scaled back. I wouldn't say
I'm completely out of the game. Like if there's a
night that I need to tie one on, I can
tie one on. But I mean I have definitely gone
into the twilight of my career. It's not like I'm
in the heyday. But I can still do it every
once in a while, right, Moon, I feel like you're
still kind of in it.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
No, not really. Now I'm in the country. I mean
there's no bars really around me that you can just
throw down at you get drunk every weekend. Still, I mean,
it was my buddy's birthday this last night. Still, it's
always something we're on vacation before that. Yeah. Other than that,
it's just a couple of beers in the patio in
the country. Check out Morgan's podcast It is up today.
Today is the first aid it exists. It's called Take
(28:50):
this Personally? What is with Morgan?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (28:54):
Take this personally with Morgan?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Just with Morgan.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
Yeah, you can't say my last name.
Speaker 9 (28:57):
It's on there.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
But but so it is on there.
Speaker 8 (28:59):
Yeah it's but wait, I got a question, go ahead,
how like, how well known was this party girl? I mean,
to be famous enough to be like, I'm a retired,
tired party girl and attired, and for Morgan to.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Like find her, like, I mean, she must have been
some Yeah, that's a good point. How did you find
a retired party girl?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
So? I found her on Instagram and she does she
has almost five hundred thousand followers.
Speaker 6 (29:23):
So like she does have a good following. She has
a book, she created, a.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Whole she started. Yeah yeah, yeah, like she has things
that she's done. It's just a funny title.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Retired.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yeah, it didn't sound like you were saying retired, which
is why I kind of coughed a little bit.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
It's a different R word that almost came out that
we were not. You didn't you didn't say a purpose?
Oh yeah, no, yeah.
Speaker 8 (29:44):
I just thought it was kind of crazy that she
determined she was good enough as a partier to say
I'm retired.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Take this personally. Morgan's new podcast, you guys check it out.
Let's check on the weekends, Amy, what did you do?
Speaker 4 (29:57):
I just did a bunch of stuff at the house
and hung out out with my kids. I hadn't seen
my son in almost two weeks because he was in
Colorado with his dad, and so I got him back
on Friday, which was cool because my daughter didn't go
on the trip because she was working.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
She opted she wanted to stay and work her job,
and so I had her for.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Three Now I have her this week too, so I'm
going to have her for three weeks, but I missed
seeing him for two so getting him back, we just
did a lot of family time things around the house
and I didn't do much else.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
It rained, which it did rain.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
It rained all weekend.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Nice, especially because I've been watering my yard so much
and it's like I can really tell my age and
I'm like, oh, thank you lord, it's raining.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
I don't have to go water my yard.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Lunchbox, what you do? Oh?
Speaker 3 (30:44):
We did the pool.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
We did a night out with some families in the neighborhood,
went to a restaurant together.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
You went to a restaurant with just families in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Yeah, wow, yeah, with other they have kids that and
so they you know, the kids know each other. So
we Yeah, that's my wife's doing. Any am I doing?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Did you make friends with any of the other dudes?
I mean they're fine, none that you're drawn to to
have like an extra friendship.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Nah, not ones that I mean like what are they like?
Like do they have you talk to him?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Like, Hey, what are your hobbies? What do you do?
Speaker 8 (31:16):
That's the problem is like one's like a computer programmer.
I ain't got nothing common with that, Like I don't
know how to talk that world. I don't know how
to talk anything about it. Like it's just kind of
like cool, but you don't have to talk about work,
I know. But like, does he like sports? You like sports?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Or did you give him the chance to even say
he did?
Speaker 8 (31:34):
I mean, he likes one team, but that's it, and
he doesn't follow anything else. So if that team's playing,
he'll watch it, but he didn't watch the rest of
the game. The other guy didn't really care about sports.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
He's like, oh whatever, you know what I mean. That's tough.
When you don't know a dude and he doesn't know sports,
that's tough.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
I'm like, all right, well, what do we talk about now,
because that's.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
That's like the bonding thing for guys. That's the easy
thing to talk about. And as you're talking about that,
you can kind of find out what your other interests are.
Speaker 8 (32:01):
Yeah, you got little tangents, like little tree branches that
go this way, that way, the roots go. So then
I we just started talking politics, like why not?
Speaker 4 (32:08):
What?
Speaker 3 (32:09):
No, I'm joking.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Oh, I was like, that sounds terrible.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
How many families went to this two other ones? Oh
it's three total? Yeah, three total? And then we had
a kindergarten meet up thing. Like we're at the school.
Speaker 8 (32:23):
They have a two hour thing where they have pizza
and Caprice Sons for all the kindergarteners to come and
kind of meet other kindergarteners.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
And that was great.
Speaker 8 (32:34):
My kid talked to no other new kids. So what
do you mean he didn't talk to any of the kids,
Like was he supposed to? Well, I mean you're there's
kids there, like they're gonna be in kindergarten together. But
he didn't talked to you. No, he was just like, hey, dah,
you want to go play soccer on the soccer field.
So we went up on the soccer field. Kids, it's
not really soccer field, it's just grass.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
When you were that young, would you have talk to
the other kids?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Oh? Yeah, I put kids on themorrow. What up doing?
Speaker 4 (32:57):
What up?
Speaker 8 (32:58):
Like when in first grade? Like I met this dude,
AJ still friends this day. And he was real shy,
and then we ended up being on the soccer team
together and his mom was real worried, like, oh, I
don't know if AJ's gonna like this.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
And he showed a practice and I put my mom
around and said, hey, everybody's my buddy, AJ talk to everybody.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Is it weird that your son's not like you?
Speaker 8 (33:17):
Yeah, he's like my wife, like my wife because I'd
never met a stranger. I just talked to anybody talked
to about when I was a kid.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
My son is quiet.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Do you like that?
Speaker 3 (33:29):
It's tough?
Speaker 8 (33:31):
Like there's kids like they were in something like, uh
they were on they were doing something with him and
another kid and they were doing something and I was like, Oh,
you're gonna be in kindergarten.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
He's like yeah. I was like, what's your name? Tells
me the name. I was like, hey, Bud, say hi,
and he was like no, I'm like all right, cool,
like trying to make you a friend here. But I
struggled with it. I struggle with him being shy because.
Speaker 8 (33:50):
I'm not shy and I was never shy as a kid,
so I don't understand that feeling, and so I try
to and I just have to.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
I just had to say it'll be okay. Yeah, shot.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
People have done just fine in the world. They make
in the world. Morgan, how was your weekend?
Speaker 3 (34:07):
It was good.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
I had a little podcast launched and all my friends, yeah,
didn't it was all women?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Oh yeah, Yeah, how'd that go?
Speaker 6 (34:20):
It was really good.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
There was a video of somebody pouring stuff into your mouth.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah, there's a restaurant in town, one of my favorites
called Barcelona, and they do for celebrations they pour sangria
in your mouth from a little picture above you.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
I feel like that would be a stainer.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
No, it's like it's it's really skinny, so it goes
straight into your mouth and you have to like wave
your hand like please stop or they'll just keep going.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
How do you feeling about the podcast?
Speaker 6 (34:41):
I'm excited. I mean I'm nervous. I hope people like it.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
I know there's a lot of podcasts out there, so
I hope people want to listen and they want to
do it.
Speaker 6 (34:48):
So that was fun. I also tried sushi for the
first time ever.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Yeah, what did you eat?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
There was vegetables in them, and then there was an
avocado one. I had tried it when I was super young,
and I was like, I hated it. I gave it
like one bite, hated it.
Speaker 6 (35:03):
So I finally tried like a whole set of sushi
and I actually enjoyed it. But all no, yeah, no,
there was no fish, there was no meat.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
In it.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
It was an avocado veggies.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Are you anti meat because you've never had it, or
anti meat because the meat feels pain?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Well, When I was eight years old and decided to
do it, it was because they were animals.
Speaker 6 (35:23):
I didn't want to eat animals. As we've gotten.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Older, my body just is going to reject it because
it hasn't had it for so long. The one time
that I accidentally hated, it was like immediate vomit. My
whole body didn't know.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
What to do. So you swallowed it?
Speaker 6 (35:34):
Yeah, and it literally my body was like like panicked.
It had like a foreign object and just went straight
back out.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
What was it?
Speaker 5 (35:41):
You accidentally hat?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Like?
Speaker 5 (35:42):
What anim It was?
Speaker 6 (35:43):
Chicken?
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Wow? So when was that?
Speaker 6 (35:48):
That was probably when I was in high school that
that happened. So I haven't even tried to.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
It's vegetarian since high school.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Now you've been you know, I don't think that. I
don't think that's true. We had I've been playing on
a Rex softball team. I played like four games with them,
and we had a playoff game this weekend to go
we won.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
And what position did you play?
Speaker 3 (36:10):
I played left field. I just can't see the ball.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
They put them to your MVP or no.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
I was fine, and I play fine, but and I
can hit decently really well, I just can't and I
can catch the ball, I just can't see it until
he gets right on me. They put the blind as
a guy the farthest from the ball, and I'm the
last player there. I was like the last player to
join the team. So I just play wherever they think
i'm I added the team and I can play. Of
felt pretty good, but I just I just struggle seeing
(36:38):
anything coming from that far away. You catch pop flies,
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a pretty good outfielder.
Speaker 8 (36:44):
You should just take some binoculars and hold him up
as when the pitch comes then when they.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Hit it throw it down, I just can't see it
very well. And so yeah, and you're like, oh there
it is. React a lot of times, I'm having to
just like watch the batter like squint the whole time.
Much easier to play the nfield, But we did want
our playoff game. We have another one this Thursday night,
but it's at Thursday, Thursday n at nine pm.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
That's I don't know how that well you can do that.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
I've never played a nine pm week night game.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
So but yeah, you.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
Dorm dudes, you stay up late for that stuff.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
That's when you're in your habit.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
That's in my house though, too. And I shut down
and they finished packing up all this stuff and I
go to bed. Sure, no, she hasn't been to a game. Oh,
now I just drive up jump on play.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
I did meet one of your teammates. She stopped me
in the bathroom when I was out at Landy Wilson's bar.
She's like, hey, I'm one of Bobby softball teammates. And
I was like, wait, what, you're one of the like
crazy police officer ladies. And she's like yeah, and gave
me the whole detail, and she said, you're awesome.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
I played pretty good, I think, and we have fun,
but I just can't see.
Speaker 6 (37:48):
Well, she didn't say anything about you not me able
to see. She said you were a great player, fun
to hang out with.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
That's very that's very nice of her. All right, we're good.
Sounds like our bead a decent weekend.
Speaker 5 (37:55):
Oh at only four games on this team, and she
said fun to hang out with.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
What else she gonna say? She ran into somebody that
knows he's not gonna say, hey, are you Morgan?
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Yeah, I hate Bobby. That's really not how it's gonna happen.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
Fun to hang out with.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
You have a pretty good teammate. Yeah. I don't say
a lot unless i'm competing. We're competing, We're team. I'm
into it. That's like the most fun that I have
every week. It's going to play those games. It's also
the most Nah, pickleball hurts my feet though a lot.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Now, oh man, what are you gonna do when the
season's over. You're gonna have no fun.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Now we're gonna move to Wednesday nights. Thursday nights have
been hard for me. Oh, the team just in general
is moving to a different night, So which is gonna
be much easier a year round? No, I don't think
you're really play in the winter, you know, because the coldness,
snow and stuff would be pretty difficult.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
I mean, if you're committed, you figure it out.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
I don't think they are committed.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
I don't think they offer leagues like that Bobby Bones show.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Today.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
This story comes from some Key West, Florida. A man
and a woman. We're out on their boat when they
got pulled over by police.
Speaker 8 (38:58):
Woo, and they come aboard his boat and hey, I
need to see your ID, and he's like, I'm not
showing you my ID, Like, sir, we just you have
some violations on your boat.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Just need your ID.
Speaker 8 (39:09):
So instead he says na Ah, jumps in the water
and he says, now what happens, right, sir, just get
out of the water. He swims the shore seven minutes
just woo, I'm out of here.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Well, they just called police on shore and he was arrested.
Just waited for him, just waited for board and said, hey,
we got some guys swimming towards you guys, can you
get him?
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Why was he running like a warrant?
Speaker 8 (39:33):
I really doesn't say drunk. He just said yeah, he
was frustrated and didn't want to give his ID.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
I guess the reason I think drunk because he jumped
in the water to get away, Yeah, and.
Speaker 5 (39:41):
Not being reasonable like I don't want to give my ID.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
You could hold your breath for ten minutes, I will
get it because you could just go under. They wouldn't
know where you were gonna come up.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
But not the case. Yeah, I'm much box. That's your
bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
We almost went to the movies this weekend, which I
don't like going to the theater. And my wife's like,
let's go watch Twisters, and I was like, okay, cool.
So we get on and we look for seats to
buy and they were only once close to the screen.
Oh well, but I do like it that it's reserved
seating because I would have hated to go and everybody
be already full, and then we have to sit close
so we can go because I don't want to sit
close to the screen.
Speaker 5 (40:11):
And that's awesome that that's full.
Speaker 9 (40:12):
Again.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
On that was the second It was the second weekend, right.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
So yeah, I mean it was a Saturday night at
like seven o'clock and we were going to like five.
We were looking at like five thirty, and the theater
wasn't sold out but just the close seats. And Morgan,
like me, thinks the theater's dying. Which I do think
the theater's dying. Why do you think that?
Speaker 6 (40:31):
Well, so we bought twenty dollars a person tickets.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Which is that's what it's forty bucks for two.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Yeah, and so I'm like, okay, cool, but you get
all these reclining seats, so it might be worth the price.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
Well, we get into the theater, our reclient seats don't
work at all.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
I like, go to the front, find one solo person
that's working in this entire theater. I'm like, hey, our
seats don't work. Anything you can do about that. He
comes in for like one minute, just checks behind, and
he's like, yeah, no, sorry, And I was like, dang,
I just paid twenty dollars a piece to sit upright
at this theater. Okay, So we try and go sit
at the front row where the seats were reclining, and
(41:08):
I got super noxis almost vomited.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Because you're living inside the screen basically like you're.
Speaker 6 (41:13):
Leaning all the way back. You're like, okay, it's ride
in front of me.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
And so we go back and we say we had
to sit straight up the entire two and a half
hours of this movie because our seats wouldn't reclined.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Well, I would say that's more of a specific chunk,
even even like a specific like our location, more than
our whole row.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
I do like that you can buy seats now and
have But Mike D's a big movie proponent. Michael, you admit,
now though there are some movies that you can watch
in theater and some that kind of don't matter.
Speaker 11 (41:39):
Yeah, there is like some Netflix movies you could just
watch them there and you get the same effect. But
I did go see Twisters again this weekend, but you
went again, went again.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
You're the one where they like put you in the
chair and pours water on you.
Speaker 9 (41:49):
So now the first time I saw it in Imax,
which is the huge screen.
Speaker 11 (41:52):
This time I just saw it regular very often, like
not very often do I go watch a movie twice?
Speaker 9 (41:56):
But I love that movie so much.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Do you think you love it so much because the
first first one was your favorite and now you just
held onto that memory and you've made this a favorite.
Or is it really that good?
Speaker 9 (42:05):
It's really that good. I love disaster movies and this
one is like top tier.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
We almost went why do you love disaster?
Speaker 9 (42:12):
Underappreciated genre?
Speaker 2 (42:14):
What are other ones? Like Day After Tomorrow? That was
good because that's a zombie movie.
Speaker 11 (42:19):
Volcano, I don't know what that is. Oh Day After
I was not a zombie movie. I think you're think
twenty eight days later.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
What's the Day after Tomorrow? It is where like the
entire world.
Speaker 9 (42:28):
Is like there's like hurricanes, floods.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
And there are no zombies.
Speaker 9 (42:31):
I'm out, no zombies.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
Is it apocalypse? I like apocalyptic apocalypse. Yeah, okay, give
me another one.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
I'll rush more disaster movies go.
Speaker 11 (42:38):
I would go Twister at number one day after tomorrow.
At number two. At number three, I'd probably go Volcano
with it Joe versus the Volcano.
Speaker 9 (42:47):
No, just volcano.
Speaker 5 (42:49):
Never heard of it?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
I never heard of it, Tummy Lee Jones. Yeah, and
you're not.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
We're not gonna hear of it.
Speaker 11 (42:54):
Number four, I'd probably go Dante's Peak, which is similar
to Volcano.
Speaker 9 (42:58):
And then the number five, I'd go Twisters.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
There are only four heads on Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 9 (43:01):
Oh, there's way more Titanic. Probably a number this is?
Speaker 2 (43:04):
This is Mount Rushmore. Not you're not carving new heads
in over there.
Speaker 9 (43:08):
I keep going.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
That's my disaster movies are great, Morgan, what'd you watch?
Speaker 6 (43:12):
I went and saw Deadpool and Wolverine.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Do you like it?
Speaker 6 (43:15):
I loved it.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
We can do Tuesday reviews day tomorrow on it?
Speaker 3 (43:17):
All right, thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
We're done. The theaters are done for the most part,
unless it's one of those where the dumb buckets of
water on you. I could see going to one of those.
I wouldn't want to go to one of those, but
I can see.
Speaker 11 (43:27):
Going to one of those.
Speaker 9 (43:27):
I don't really like those either.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Or three D.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Yeah, three D had its moment. Do they still do
this with classes?
Speaker 4 (43:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (43:32):
They did a Deadpool in three D?
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Yeah, all right, we're done.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Thank you guys. By Brady on Twitter and mister Bone.
The Bobby Bones theme song written produce saying by read Yardberry.
You can find his instagram at red Yarberry dot com.
Scooba Steve, executive producer, Ray Mundo, head of Production. I'm
Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thanks for
(43:56):
listening to the podcast.
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
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Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
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