MON PT 1: BACK From Vacation! + Amy And Eddie's Birthday Drama + Tell Me Something LAME + What Day We'd Live Over And Over Again

We are BACK from vacation. Amy and Eddie share how their respective birthday went and we start a new countdown for Eddie marking something MAJOR.  Amy recently went to a hibachi restaurant and had a lame experience. We all share LAME things that have happened in our lives recently. We each share the one day from our lives that we'd live over and over again if we could. The only rule is that it can't involve marriage or kids. We also do Two Truths and a Lie: History Edition where the show has to guess if crazy things happened in history or not.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting this guy, hope you had a great weekend. Welcome
to Monday Show Morning Studio Morning. I got a d M.
They said, hey, what do you do on your bachelor party?
What the guys do on their bachelor party planning? Mine
is basically a do you guys want to go around

(00:24):
the room share bachelor party stories? Yes, that's fine. Ray,
what'd you do on your bachelor party?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Pandemic went to Vegas, still pulled it off. We had
to wear masks the whole time. There was no camaraderie
at the tables. The cool thing was we did go
in the desert and did some big adult toys.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
It was like the heck on Earth. You mean like
guns or trucks or guns and excavators and you know, okay,
so you did that.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
The pandemic kind of hurt, hurt your vibe. Bit, Yeah,
and back to work on Monday.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Okay, Uh, then let's go to lunchbox bachloor party. We
went to Arizona.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
We went to a Diamondbacks game and then we played golf.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Then we went out and partied.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Then we went to the club where they dance.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I made it rain where they dance you mean adult club?
The adult club. I made it rain, and then we golfed.
The next day, partied and went to the place where
I made it rain again. When you say make it rain,
what do you think, Well, this is the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I was really intoxicated, so I only had a few dollars,
but there was a lot of dollars on the stage.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
So with my left my.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yea, with my left hand, I'm grabbing the money on
this side, taking it off the stage down to my
right hand and throwing it in the air like I am,
mister baller.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
I've never been to a club like that, but I
would be surprised they let anybody do that. They don't. No,
they must have not seen that. They don't let you
do that.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
No, No, that's why my boys that were with me,
they made me sit back down, and they were like
the first night, we left after her three songs, because
I was doing that there, I was gonna get killed.
The next night, I didn't do that, but the girl,
she was so appreciative.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
After the song, she was like, thank you so much, sweetheart.
Gave me a big hug. And she didn't know what
you were doing.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
She had no idea because she's just dancing and she
just she's up there looking, you know, doing her thing,
and I'm grabbing left.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Make it rain with the right, left, make it rain
with the right.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
And she gave me a little special jiggle when she
was getting off the stage.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Did you go to his no? Ray, did you got lunchboxes? No?
I didn't even know him then knew. Yeah, we were
doing the show. We weren't invited. We're not part of
the ot.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
You're here.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
This is while we lived here. Yeah, you went to
his wedding. Remember, you're really drunk.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Well he doesn't remember being No, No, I guess I did.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Odd. I wasn't invited.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
He was really drunk at Mike D's wedding.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
No, no, no, he's also really drunk.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
He missed, but he made it to Mike's.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
He's just really drunk. Got it, got it? Okay, yeah, right,
we were doing in this show here. Okay, Yeah, my
timeline was a little off. Okay, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Oh we went to the casino in Arizona. Two man,
we did everything.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
It went hard. Oh yeah, are you exhausted afterward? Yeah?
But it was so farms left, right, left, right.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Left, ring it down, headed to the right, right, make
it rain, left off the state.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
It was great, Eddie your bachelor party Porta, Ransas, Texas,
when oh, gosh, I don't know what year was that,
two thousand and five.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
None of us knew you then, No, no, no, no, two
thousand and five.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
We went to the beach By Day club at night,
and I'll never forget. The bouncer at the club is like, oh, so,
what do you guys celebrating all this guy's getting married,
this guy's getting married.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
He's all right, listen up, I got advice for you.
There are three rings in marriage.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Oh my god, forget that, dude. I'm like, that's funny,
that's hilarious. And did you do like to step Laschboks
talking about you go like club now, my wife told
me don't do that and we didn't do it. So
your fiance at the time, yes, she was like, you're
not going to those places and no chance you did it.
But still you're holding on that you didn't do it. No,
I did not do it. And my friends were kind

(04:10):
of like, what, we're not doing this? Like what are
you talking about? This? Would you do at a bachelor party?
I said, we're not doing it. Guys. My fiance said
not to do it. I'm not doing it. Uh real quick, ray,
how many years ago was your bachelor party? Five lunch
Bodgers nine Eddy years twenty? Okay, I think mine was
about four years ago. Yeah, four years ago. That was fun.

(04:32):
So but we part of us was playing video games
so different. I basically rented out the Bud Walton Arena
or the Razorbacks play basketball, and they made the whole thing.
I think they did that, the media room, they had food,
we played full court basketball, had the whole gym is
awesome on.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
The like the screens up there. They said, congratulations Bobby
and Caitlin.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
The greatest is the greatest. So we played basketball. Hurt
my shoulder doing jump ball because we're like, we need
to do everything. We have the gym. So I was
doing jump ball and hurt my shoulder. And the next
day we went to play golf the filling nice golf course.
I couldn't play golf. I just rode in the cart
miserable because my shoulder hurt so bad. But then we
played video games in the evening, gambling video games, yeah, yeah,
And then we played went to the baseball field and

(05:17):
played with a wall the next day. That was awesome.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
But didn't they like go out without you?

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Just when they went out and I didn't go out
because I would just go to bed. I played video games,
or they'd go out and I'd stayed playing video games.
And so they went out and that's when Eddie got so
drunk he left us walle on a bench, so dumb,
and then we almost couldn't leave flying because they came
from my wallet and they just went back to the
bench where Eddie was. It was still there, so it
had fallen out of my pocket. That's crazy that it
was still there because we had called the ubers.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
We had that we had backtrack every place we went
to and it was just that bench, bench whatever.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, everybody parted way harder than me on my back
to our party, Sure you do. I think they were
kind of like, when's he gonna go to bed so
we can go out? Like I think that was a
little bit of it.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Tune, and I was like, are you tired?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
I was like, just go they're putting they're melatonin at me.
Hey man, have a little bit of this. So I
would just there's all these are different types of bachelor
parties for the person that DMed me. I think you
need to have the conversation though, if it's okay for
him to go to the place, because if you don't
say no, his friends may take them there. Anybody He's like,

(06:21):
why didn't I think I told no? So I think
you need to have that conversation because you don't want
to get mad at them later for something you didn't say. Right, Yeah, okay, definitely,
because most dudes are gonna I'll say most fifty five
percent that's still most are going to want to go
to a.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Strip club or they're going to be peer pressured into
it by your friend.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Sure, the last hurrah things always weird, it's my last
or all, No, it's not your last. Raw was when
right before you said you were in a committed a
relationship you're yeah, you don't get to there's no hurrah? Okay,
thank you for that. Dam is anonymous sin anonymous sin bar.

(07:06):
There's a question.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
To because.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
A well man, Hello, Bobby Bones. My sister and I
usually go in on the gift for her mom, but
this year she picked out a handbag that was over
two thousand dollars and told me not to worry about it,
she'd cover it, put my name on the card. Now
that the gift's been given, she's demanding I pay half,
claiming she never agreed to cover my share. There's no
way I would have gone in on something this expensive,

(07:33):
and the only way I could pay her back is
going into debt. She makes way more than I do.
I can't believe she put me in this place. I
know she didn't forget what we agreed to. Should I
refuse to pay and let the chips fall where they may,
or figure out a way to cover the cost just
to keep the peace? Signed surprise birthday bill? I guess
that's a brother. I assume it's two sisters. Is a

(07:56):
brother surprise or somebody's birthday bill? Maybe the sisters like Jellycobille. Okay,
you can go first in.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
I mean, I don't think you're responsible for paying half
at all whatsoever. Unfortunately, if y'all don't have it in
text or writing somewhere, it's hard to prove that. But
if if your experience of that conversation was very different,
I think that you just stick to that and maybe
contribute what you normally would have if y'all had gone
in on a gift like, hey, look, this is what
I had to give, so I will give you that,

(08:23):
but there's no way I can do half without going
into debt. And this is how I recall the conversation.
I would have never done this.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
I think a lot of it too, depends on the
relationship with your sister. Sounds to me like you got
screwed a lot of times, though people can hear or
interpret and it's just not the same. I've said stuff
and I'm like, I'm for sure I said this, but
then when I go, oh, I can actually hear it
that way too. When I did say this, I don't
think you about thousand bucks, but I think you can go, hey,
look this to me, I couldn't have done financially, There's

(08:52):
no way, so I wouldn't have agreed to it. But
if I would have, if you think I said this,
I definitely want to be a part of this. So
can I pay you back? Like little by little and
here's fifty bucks, here's whatever it is. Because if the
relationship with your sister is that important, you definitely don't
want the relationship to be sour or become semi astranged
because of that. So sometimes you just even though you

(09:15):
know you're right, have to do the thing that you
know is wrong to make sure everything stays right. But
you have to say I don't have half of it
to give you. That's why I felt like, I said, no,
but here's one hundred bucks, and I will try every
month to give you another fifty bucks or something, and
then six months from then, just forget about it. What
are they gonna do? Reboil it?

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Yeah, next time, get it all in writing.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Okay, but your sister right, well yeah, I just think
if the sister was shady, she wouldn't have trusted her
to begin with. That's why I think there was some
sort of miscommunication. If this is a sister where you
normally do this, there is a consistency with this getting
mom in the gift. There was the question asked, I
don't feel like she would have went and bought this
crazy gift thinking well, I'm a tricker into paying me
for it. Your sister could also and what they would

(10:00):
call it dire streets at the time, and maybe she
just needs the money because something bad happened with her.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Oh yeah, maybe when at the time of the purchase
of the gift, she's doing good and then now she's not.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
So she's like a lot of factors. Yeah, so I
just don't want to go black and white. I love
go black and white. This one is not that because
it's someone you're close to. So say, hey, I must
have misunderstood because I told you I didn't have it.
But if you really need half happy to help, just
you have to give me a second. I also make
sure your name is on that card and at least

(10:31):
same size and maybe on top. That's all I'm saying.
All right, there you go, close it up. Two Truths
and a Lie History Edition, Ready, guys, Yeah, so to
these statements are going to be absolutely true. One is
going to be absolute lie. You tell me which ones
to lie. Number one, Napoleon Bonaparte was once attacked by
a horde of bunnies. You've heard of dog attacks, even

(10:58):
hippo attacks. Ever heard of a bunny attack? Napoleon was
attacked by bunnies. That's number one. Number two. During the
Cold War, the US developed a plan to drop exploding
bats over enemy cities, as in bats like the animal,
not baseball. During the Cold War, the US developed a
plan to drop exploding bats over enemy cities. And then

(11:20):
number three the Great Wall of China is the only
man made structure visible from space with the naked eye.
The Great Wall of China is the only man made
structure visible from space with the naked eye. So, which
one is the lie? Napoleon got attacked by bunnies? The
US developed a plan to drop exploding bats the animal

(11:45):
or the Great Wall of China is the only man
made structure visible from space with the eyeball? Which one
is a liar? But in Amy, which one? Don't you pick?

Speaker 4 (11:54):
The bats are the lie?

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Bats are the lie? Okay? Amy thinks the bats are
the lie that we did not drop exploding bats. Lunchbox.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah, I've never heard of a thing called the Cold War,
So I'm going with exploding bats because you made up
some war and that is not there.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
I would like to clarify, that's not why I chose bats.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Okay, good clarification, lunchbox. What do you think the Cold
War is? No idea? I think you made it up?
Oh God, I think.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
You made up a war so you could have exploding bats.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
The Cold War was basically US in the Soviet Union,
and we just kind of waited to see who's gonna
be Like, what did we do like we frozen. No,
it's not really about it's not traditional military conflict. It's
more like threats of it. Oh and then we didn't
talk nuclear.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
Okay, Eddie, that's cold in Russia, so that's probably really
cold that I'm going with Great Wall in China because
I'm pretty sure I saw us on TikTok where somebody
said you really cannot see the Great Wall of China
from space.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Well, nobody picked a Napoleon attacked by bunnies. One that
is actually true. Napoleon was attacked by bunnies his men.
I gathered hundreds of them for a hunting party, but
instead running away, the rabbit swarmed him, mostly because they
expected food. They had not been domesticated, and they were like,
we're gonna eat this guy, but he got out. Another
truth was the US did experiment with bat bombs in

(13:12):
World War Two, a plan to attach tiny incendiary devices,
little bombs and then release them over the enemies. And
so the idea was abandoned after test runs caused accidental fires.
So the fires were caused before they even let the
bats go. And the lie is you cannot see the
Great Wall of China. It is not visible. From space

(13:34):
with the naked eye. It is a common myth. Astronauts
have stated it's difficult to see without magnification, especially since
it blends in with natural terrain. So that is that
is your lie? Do you feel like you learned something here?

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Okay, you want to do another one? A minute? I
have another one even if you don't.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
We doing it because I was reading now I know,
I'm like, now I know why it was called the
Cold War because.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
It was cold.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
No, nobody made any moves, there was no it was
a it was.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
All threats.

Speaker 6 (14:04):
Dying.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Cuban Missile crisis was also a
Cold War when you're wondering, like, are they gonna shoot
a you know, shoot a missile from Vietnam kind of
and then it turned into a real war space race
kind of a Cold war situation.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
So when there is action, when there's action, is.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
That all right? We'll do another one? A second. Two
Truths in a Lie History, Edition Round two. Which one's
the lie? Abraham Lincoln was a licensed bartender. The US
once had a president who served only thirty two days
before dying in office. Benjamin Franklin invented the fire extinguisher.

(14:49):
Which one's the lie. Abraham Lincoln was a licensed bartender,
the US had a president who once only served thirty
two days and then died in office. Or Jim and
Franklin invented the fire extinguisher. I mean, when you're man,
that's I think. I'm I'm gonna go.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
I'm in lunchbox fire extinguisher because those weren't inventail recently
last year, like probably the last fifty years. And Benjamin
Franklin's a lot o white. What was his name, Franklin?
What Franklin? Yeah, Franklin Franklin couldn't get out of my mouth.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Amy, Okay, I know that Lincoln was a bartender and
a wrestler, so that's true. Also there is some president
that like gave a speech in the cold rain or
something and then like shortly after he died. I don't
know if it's thirty.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Two days though, well I'll say this, it's not gonna
be something like it's really thirty one days.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Okay, Okay, then fire, I get then my guess. Yes,
I already had fire written down anyway, but it's fire stingisher.
That's the lie.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
Okay, you went to fire extinguisher, Eddie yeah, same, Benjamin Franklin,
fire englisher.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Lincoln was a bartender, so that is one of the truths.
He co owned a tavern called Barry and Lincoln in
New Salem, Illinois. That's cool, So.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
The other guy's Barry.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
This was way before he was president though, right, Yeah,
they wasn't doing it while he was in office.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
And another truth is President William Henry Harrison died after
just thirty two days in office in eighteen forty one,
the shortest presidency in US history. So the lie was Lunchbox,
you're right, but that.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Sucks that you get elected president you only get to do.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
It for thirty two days. I'd be happier you won
more than he died. I mean, the lie is Benjamin
Franklin did not admit the fire extinguisher, the modern fire extinguisher,
like Lunchbox said, was just the other day in eighteen eighteen,
eighteen eighteen one recent, fifty years ago, seventeen hundreds, whoa, yeah,

(16:50):
you know that, no idea. It looks like everybody got
a right nice shot everybody.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
It's time for the good news, how lunchbox. Don Ye
Moore is a second grader in North Carolina. He's out
on the playground shooting some hoops. Pass me the ball, swish,
when all of a sudden, he's like he was eating
a granola bar at the same time as he's playing,
and he starts choking, and his buddy's like, pass me

(17:18):
the ball, pass me the ball, and he's not passing it,
and he sees him struggling to breathe. So Jason runs over, says,
Heimlich maneuver on the basketball court, shoots out the granola bar,
and he said, how did you do that? He goes,
I learned it on YouTube. Second grader, second grader, Wow, yeah,

(17:38):
good job. So basically let him on YouTube that.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
You're saying, a second grader's run free on YouTube with
no sort of a parental supervision at all, because.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah, because they're gonna learn so much good stuff, Like
I mean, he wouldn't have been able to save his
buddy's life.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
And no bad, no bad, full parental like that.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
I mean, hes like, Utah, YouTube is just teaching all
good things.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Okay, there you have it here. That's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. If you had to
relive the same day over and over, you can't pick
marriage or kids. What specific day from your past would
you choose? And why? How fast did anyone anybody get it? Immediately?
Really quick? Okay, you can go first.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
Yeah, it was the day we flew with Jerry Jones
and his helicopter to the Dallas Cowboys game.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
I mean, it was the best day of my life.
That's a good one.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
It was amazing. What month was that, November? I should
go back and find the day because I would love
to relive that day every single day in my life.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Eddie's a massive Dallas Cowboys fan. I just emailed the
Dallas Cowboys. I was like, can I talk to Jerry Jones?
And then once they figured out I was an Arkansas
guy like him, it ended up we went to Dallas,
met him at his helicopter. It was just me and
Eddie and Mike and my wife and him and a son.
That's it. We flew to the game. It was crazy.
The whole thing was crazy. That's a good one.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
And then when we got to the game, we like,
we're on the field, all the players, and then we
watched the game from his suite.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yeah, it was crazy. That's a good one for Dallas
Cowboys fandasy Do you have one.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Remember the day I was in La filming a movie.
I loved that day. The first thought that came to
my mind, like right when you said it, it was
a little too morbid. So I switched to the movie one.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Okay, so because it was a lot of fun. Was
it more fun doing it or seeing it?

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Doing it experiencing it? But like I loved every part
of it. Like I just thought it was so much fun.
Like I would do it again and again and again.
And if I have to relive it over and o fur,
then that's my one way.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Do you ever watch It's Holiday Harmonies? It's still on HBO,
Max or max whatever it is.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
I think, So do I ever watch it?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
No, just so you can kind of like relive it
in your head.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Oh no, that's a good point. I haven't watched it
since the day it came out. We watched it as
a family, and I haven't been able to bring myself
to rewatch it.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
LaunchBox, what's your day?

Speaker 6 (19:54):
Oh man?

Speaker 3 (19:54):
My friend Eliza was getting married down in the Valley,
South Texas. And I got on the Southwest Airline flight
and I go to the next to the last row
and I sit in a seat and these two chicks
come walking down the plane. I'm like, this dude sitting
on the aisle better get up so these chicks can
sit next to me. And he was like a fifteen
year old kid, and he got up and moved to
the last row and these two chicks sitting next to me,

(20:15):
and we ended up drinking. Our plane got delayed. We
went to the airport bar got back on the plane together,
and I thought I was never going to see him again.
They waited when I got off the plane in South
Texas and they were like, here, here's our number. We'll
be on Padre tonight. You should call us. I go
to the wedding and I go to the you know,
reception afterwards, and they text me, Hey, are you coming
to Padre to party with us? And I was like, yeah,

(20:36):
this wedding sucks, man, I gotta go. And I headed
to Padre and I had a night with these two
ladies and it was awesome.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
I see what you're saying, I see what he wants
us to think, but I ain't seeing what he's saying.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Let's just say they had a nice hotel room on
the beach of South Padre Island and it was Yeah,
and then I went back the next night too.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
That's your best night, Yeah, yeah, mine's probably pretty recent.
I got to play in the Major League Baseball Celebrity
Softball game and Dean Sanders was a coach and I
played with t O and Des Brian on my team,
and it was one of those magical nights where everything
went right and not only I had a home run,
a triple, made some diving catches, and then I wanted
MVP of the whole game and we won, and it

(21:19):
was on TV. It was on MLB Network. It was
like I was in a different body, like everything that
was hit at me. It's crazy. And so the fact
that it's on TV two and then I have a
big championship belt from it, it doesn't feel real because
it was. And I told my wife not to come.
I was like, don't worry about coming. I'm gonna go.

(21:40):
I'm gonna play like three innings. They let everybody play,
so no one's gonna get to play that much. And
then when I called her after, I was like, I
just want MVP. What we won the game and I
want MVP. And I told everybody not to come, her
family everything. I was like, I'm not gonna get to
play enough, don'torry about coming to Dallas. Oh, I stand
by it because most time I'm gonna be right about that.

(22:01):
But then we were able to watch it on television
and so yeah, that was a good one one and
my friends, all my friends got a sweet They got
to set up in a suite and watch the game,
watch the whole thing. We couldn't believe it too.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
But it's like one play after another, like gosh, man
like he's and at some point we're like, he's gonna
win MVP.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
And he did. It was crazy. Caine Brown was on
my team, hit a home run. It was awesome. But
who cares? I want MVP got the big championship. Well
still got in the house. Everybody sign the back of it.
That's probably a little little, a little bias because it
was pretty recent, but I would give that one the
championship there. All right, thank you guys, tell me something,

(22:40):
lame Amy, you're up. Okay.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
So we went to a hibachi dinner and I'm just
curious if their hats mean anything because the red hatted
chef was working across from us, was doing all the
tricks and everyone's like, oh yell and having a great
time party, throwing shrimp and rice and people's mouths. Well,
our chef had a black pleated hat and he was like,

(23:06):
you want eggs in your fried rice? And we're like yeah.
Then he cracked the egg like no fun trick with
the crack. Then he just like mixed it up, threw
a little oil like oil like the steam from the
oil on the griddle was the magic. Like he set
up a little onion like he was gonna do a volcano,
and then he just chopped up the onion volcano, never
put a flame in it. I don't know if he's

(23:29):
like in training or if a black hat means yeah,
I don't really know him doing and if he was
gonna go for the volcano, and then he got nervous
so he decided I'm not gonna do it. But it
was so lame because we had multiple kids with us
and we're like, oh, yeah, I'll botchi. It's gonna be
such a fun experience experiences, and then when everybody around

(23:51):
you is having a great time, but then your chef
is like kind of looking around confused, like I almost
think that either he's in training or that's not his job.
But they were busy, So they just grabbed him from
the back and they're like, hey, go out there, you
get the idea, just kind of throw some stuff on
the griddle and grill it up for them. And he

(24:11):
was like, honestly, like someone like in our group said hey,
you have the volcano, like you didn't do anything with it.
But then he just looked at us and was like chop, chop, chop,
like he did. He didn't even dress it.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
First of all, there is never an age that grows
out of habachi being cool. I remember in youth group
the first time Robert Parker, our youth pastor, took us
to hobachi. We went to Little Rock. We didn't go
to Little Rock often. I'm from Mountain Pine and town
was Hot Springs, So you go to town that's where
Walmart was. Town was twenty minutes away. You go to Walmart,

(24:45):
and then if you go to Little Rock that's an hour.
And he wanted to take us to Abachi the youth group,
so we got in his truck. I guess my mind
was blown. I'd never seen anything like how they were throwing.
He was throwing like tails in his hat of a shrimp,
building volcanoes out of onions. He was like making jokes
and throwing stuff in people's mouth. Now that being said,

(25:07):
that art really hasn't progressed a lot, because I want
a couple of years ago, same exact tricks. It's like
if you saw David Copperfield twenty five years ago and
you go back and he's still cutting people on half,
you'd be like, wow, he's still doing the same tricks
Habachi though, because there's fire involved and right in front
of you. It's the coolest. Now if I go to
Habachi and he doing tricks, I could have just went

(25:28):
to Chili's and so, yes, that is so lame now,
looked it up, Amy, I'm glad you asked. The color
of ahibachi chef's hat does not have a standardized meaning,
but white often for the skilled shifts, and black hats

(25:49):
often mean Sooux shifts, which means the hibachi chef could
have been mostly a Sioux chef. And if it was crowded,
was it crowded?

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Yeah? I mean we had to wait a while and
then they're like, okay, okay, we got you a spot.
We got you a spot that.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Could have been the Soux shift. But I think they
should have warned you because that's so underwhelming. It's like
going to a magic show and the guy's like, oh man,
I forgot my stuff.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Yeah. I think because of it, we ended up with
like the triple the oil we're supposed to have on
food because that was his only party trick was oil on.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
That's not even a party trick, that's something we can Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Yeah, So I mean it was like it was so underwhelming,
but okay, now we know and whatever. It was good.
The food was good.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah, the food's always good, except to get way, way, way,
way way full off of the early food they give
you because they're like throwing little rice and stuff at you.
It's like a pile of rice and you're like, well
I might as well have a little bit of this
next thing. You know, you're full before even the state
comes out. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
My son has a shellfish allergy, and some people in
our group ordered combo like chicken and shrim but we
were like, hey, hey, hey, we have a shrimp allergy,
so if you cook the shrimp, cook it over here.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Will He was mixing and for my latest trick, your
son will going to.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
Yes, And so I was like, shoot, I was like okay, Susan,
just eat your chicken.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
With caution, with caution, Okay. It's also by the way,
it also sucks how you have to sit at a
halbachi place because you're next to like stranger Jim. Yeah,
just like Jim and his cousin and they're over there
drinking SAKEI half drunk, armpit smelling, and that's part of
your table group. But I feel bad for you. I

(27:37):
think you should have said, hey, is there any chance
that we can get a semi rain check with the
hibachi chef who does tricks? Maybe it's like ten or
fifteen percent off. I'm not someone for asking for a
bunch of stuff, but I think that is part of
the deal. If you go to the amusement park and
the only thing you can do is get food, that
sucks because you went for the riots.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Yeah, I mean we definitely got a bamboozo.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
That's telling me something lame.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
The right way to say that, what is that? Take
it out?

Speaker 1 (28:03):
That's good? Yeah? Well no, well now you're doing others? Yes, uh,
anybody else have to tell me something lame. I know
we didn't talk about this at a time, but if
you do have it, tell me something lame. I'm willing
to accept it, or we could come back and do more.
Tell me something lames in a second. Why don't we
do that? Everybody think of it. Tell me something lame.
We will come back and do more. Tell me something lames.
And Amy was telling us a few minutes ago about

(28:26):
a habachi that she went to in the guy I
was doing no tricks, No tricks. You go to a
haibachi and he does no tricks. He doesn't lights of
onions on fire. That's lame. And so we're gonna do
tell me something lame. Now, if you are a listener
to the show, you have heard the tell me something
Good segment, It's time for the good news. Well, for

(28:49):
the first time in history, dedicated to Amy's hibachi experience,
tell me something lame.

Speaker 6 (28:55):
Tell me something lame.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Love it.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
That's funny. Everybody have one. Yeah, okay, do you go
first tell me some the lame. I'm gonna have to
fire my plumber.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
I mean a month ago, we had a leaky toilet
where the water just kept running and running. So I
called the plumbing place, like, hey, you can look at this.
They're like, oh, no problem, Oh it's the hardware in it.
They replaced all the hardware they left, and then the
toilet keeps running. I call him back. They're like, oh,
the guy that must have fixed it. He's a rookie.
He made a dumb mistake. Let me just fix the

(29:26):
chain he left. Guys, it's still running. I'm gonna have
to fire the plumber. Plumbers are just lazy.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
I don't know if you had a bad experience, you've
had a bad experience with a specific plumber. You're right.
I called him the wrong word. He's lame. My plumber
is lame. So you are telling us something lame. Yes,
tell me something lame your plumber. Your plumber sucks, not

(29:52):
lame lunchbox. Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
The A couple of weeks ago, I went to this
award show. It was a big radio thing where we
were up for an award, and I was like, oh, yeah,
told me we got to be there because if we win,
we're gonna go backstage take a picture with the trophy.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
We really need you there.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
And I'm sitting there and and the winner is and
they announced some show that I've never even heard of,
and so I wasted my whole evening. I don't know
how this show that no one's ever heard of wins
and we didn't. You want to talk about lame? And
then you want me to go into more lame?

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Probably not. Do you want me to go more lame?
Probably not, he's saying, probably not begging to go I know,
but he doesn't listen.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
There's these others award show that they just announced, like
the second round of finalists for National Weekly on Air.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
We won it last year. We can't be in it.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
National Weekly on Air Personality of the Year. Guess who's
not even nominated.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
I don't know who us. First of all, first of all,
we're not a weekly show. We're a daily show. Second
of all, we won the award. Well, we're not on it.
I mean, I know, Oh my god, you know he's lame.
He can't hear. And then second of all, we won
last year. They don't. You went two years in a row.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
We won last year.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Yes, different awards, a different award, different awards. Didn't win
this one.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Which one which I thought we were weekly. I thought
it was shows that are daily. It starts they have
a National Daily No, I don't.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Even what it starts with an A okay, lame, yeah, lay,
I kind of don't care.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
I do lame.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
You don't have me get all dressed up and go
to a show and say, oh, you didn't win.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
I think that one we did win last year.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Let's acknowledge the growth, right. No, we're not gonna let
this bother you know.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
I have too many ither things bother me right now.
I gotta capaccity, and things are driving up the freaking wall.
I literally don't care about these awards anymore. Listen, I
have one hundred of them. It's awesome when we get them,
but I don't care. But lunchbox for you.

Speaker 6 (31:48):
Hit it for him. Tell me something lame.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
I thought we won the CMA last year.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Yeah, that's it. This one we didn't get nominated. We
didn't make the next round. What do you make the
second round?

Speaker 5 (32:02):
I don't think it works like that doesn't work in
round second round of voting.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
I'm done. I have eight things I'm angry about right now.
I don't want this to be nine. Okay, it might
be there a little bit if I go back and
dig in amy.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
Oh so, I think I'm going to go through all
of my light bulbs in my house and it changed
them to not led or like warmer colors because I
don't know yet if this is factual, so if anybody
could help me out, I'm going to obviously do my
own research, but just letting y'all know that I'm inspired
to get rid of my LED lights and I'm worried
about the lights in here causing me brain fog.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
We're not taking the lights down in here, guys, No, no, no.
If Amy comes in and wants these lights taken down, but.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
When they're constantly on me or I want to put
a blindfold on her, Amy, there was a lot of
work put into these lights.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
I know you think the lights are causing your brain fog.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Yeah, I mean again, I need to do the lame.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
See, that's why it feels a little lame. It's because
I need to dig in a little bit more to it.
But I'm I just put in these LED light bulbs
too at my house because I thought they're gonna energy
save money, blah blah blah. But then I'm like, oh,
I'll pay a little extra for some better brain function.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Okay, I think she's gone crazy, guys, Yeah right, and
hit her with the hit her with that, tell me something, lame,
don't see, mine's not even about me specifically, mine's about
something I read where there's a place I don't like going.
It's a movie theater, and then the movie theater sucks
people out on their phones the whole time. I'd rather
watch it home with my own food on spend money
like eight bucks on popcorn. I can do a little

(33:32):
microwave popcorn from inside the pantry. And so they are
releasing the new Avatar movie, and when it comes out,
James Cameron said it will be longer than whatever the
last one was, which was three hours and twelve minutes long.
Oh so, I think this is so lame. They keep
making these movies so much longer. I like a movie
about ninety minutes. I don't like the movie was three
hours and twelve minutes. Mike, tell you you saw this

(33:54):
last one? Yeah, I love it. I'm all in like
he makes movies that are worth a three hour run time.
The last one was three hours. It was three nineteen.
Is there an intermission? No? Not in these stupidest thing
you ever heard? And this next one, he says, is
going to be even longer, probably three and a half.
I would say they may have to put an intermission
in that. If I go to a football game. That's

(34:15):
three and a half or four hours, and you can
go to the bathroom. There are commercial timeouts. I can't
imagine sitting in anything three and a half hours in
a movie theater and leaving going that's a great experience.
The longest movie I've seen in theaters was three and
a half hours, had a ten minute intermission. Loved it.
I'm okay with that hour and a half in Everybody
go pee because I don't want to go pee, even

(34:35):
if it hurts, if I'm in a movie, because I
don't want to miss anything. So, James Cameron, you're lame.
They're hit it right there.

Speaker 6 (34:42):
Tell me something lame.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
I just had some breaking news. Okay. One of the
shows that made the final Okay, I don't know what
is it.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
They're canceled. They're not even on there anymore. And they're
a finalist. They're a finalist over yes, and they are canceled.
They don't they're not even on the air anymore. Canceled
as and they were fired. Yeah, well that sucks, but
that's but.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Be the replacement. I mean they call that like somebody
uh like Miss America she goes down?

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Yeah, oh oh, like in acting you're the understood.

Speaker 6 (35:20):
Yes, tell me something lame there.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Thank you guys. It's time for the good news.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
So when you're geting married, you have your wedding dress,
and some brides even do a reception dress like they
changed but they've got everything planned out, they know exactly
what they want. Well, this one bride in Charleston, Carly Brunetto,
was devastated when her reception dressed order was canceled right
before her wedding, so she went on TikTok just to
see if anybody knew where she could buy another one. Well,

(35:54):
this went viral like five million views, and this one
fashion girl, like an influencer, Madeline White, she saw the
video and realized she owned the exact dress and the
exact size needed. She had bought it for herself to
wear on a vacation though, so she was like, well
that's okay, though this bride needs it more than I do.
So she mailed it to the bride with a little
gift package and a heartfelt note and the response video

(36:18):
like fifteen million views. So this is a cool moment
of the Internet, like helping out someone on their big day.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
You know, and also extra nice because it wasn't one
that she had already used. It was one that she
was going to use for something else. And she still said,
you know what, they can have it. That's a good one.
Hope somebody gives me a dress one day for the
same reason.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Yeah, And I feel like it's one of those acts
of generosity. They'll have like a ripple effect too, because
when other people are why fifteen million people are watching
someone do something cool like that, it maybe gives them
a little itch to try to figure out how they
can help someone in a way.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
I don't love itches, but still I like that. That's
what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
A big shout out to my state of Arkansas, where
I'm from. Arkansas passed this new law requiring public school
students take a gun safety course. And you may think,
what the heck those hillbillies. Yeah, you know what, we
all use guns, and so if we're all going to
have them and use them, I think it's great that
they're making kids take safety classes. The curriculum be developed

(37:13):
by the Archiol, Game and Fish Commission. We'll focus on
basic safety measures. The aim is to educate children how
to respond if they encounter an unsecured firearm as well
as how to use it. The course will be more
basic than the state's Hunter Ed program, which emphasizes the
importance of not handling firearms and alerting adults in such situations.
So that's from Fox News. I'm all about this. I

(37:35):
also think about I don't know every adults I pick
this class dud totally. Yes, take with the kids. Big
shout out to my home state of or Ikin saw.
How I grew up, guns were not so much a
weapon but way more so a tool. And I remember
being ten or eleven taking hunters Head to get minors
ed card. But I was already out with a gun

(37:55):
by myself. I had like a four to ten and
then a twenty two at nine or ten by myself
hunting in the wood. So the fact that it is
going to be a requirement for people to at least
make sure they know what to do if they see one,
or the basic way to handle a gun, I'm all
for it, especially in a state where most people have them.
Do we went to school to class with guns in

(38:15):
our cars. You're racked in the back. I didn't have
a truck, so i'd have a rag. But yes, in
the back seat. You have a gun because at two,
if we don't football practice, you just go score a
hunt with your buddies. Also slightly different time but still
not so different. But yeah, big shot out. You know
I got everybody gun, Bring them on in, bring them
on in.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
Lunchbox with a gun. That'd be crazy.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
All right, let's do Amy's Morning Corny, the Mourning Corny.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
What are the chances of being struck by lightning in Mexico?

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Those races? I'm ready for it.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
Come on, one in a million.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
I knew it. That was the Morning Corny. Okay, it's
not bad things that are slowly killing us, but society
acts like not a problem. Or if I say that,
what comes to my anathing?

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Microplastics?

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Oh, I don't know that. You're right, Like that's new
to me to even learn about that.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
Well, just like yeah, plastics in general, Like we've.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Put talk about that for a second, because.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Well, I was just talking about it with Kickoff Kevin
in the back like he was eating one of these
meals that you put in the microwave or whatever, and
I saw that it was in more of a cardboard
type material. But I know the company. I'm like, oh wow,
they used to be in black plastic containers. I've eaten
them before too, and you put them in the microwave
and he's like, yeah, yeah, they just made the switch

(39:41):
last week to the cardboard because they know, like the
researchers out there, is starting to show like a shift
is having to be made because people are like, I
don't want to heat my food up in black plastic
in the microwave and then have the plastics then in
my brain.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
You kind of taught me about plastics like that, and
I just heard talking about it with show Crow and
this is not on the list, but show Crow is
talking about how we keep bottles like bottles of water
in our car in the heat and then it melts
into the water. But basically, even if we don't see
the bottle melt like it's in the water, then we
drink it. And then they go into the human brain
and find all this plasta. It's not that that's it
doesn't make this lesson. This is way more basically. But

(40:13):
I'm glad you brought that.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
I mean, we put all kinds of things in plastic
all the time and act like it's not harming us.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Amen, sister, Yeah, yeah, people are sharing what's slowly killing
us and society doesn't think it's a problem. Here we go,
Can I get a drum roll? Please? At number ten,
lack of empathy for fellow human beings. Yeah, not even
understanding that we don't have it anymore. It's not that

(40:42):
people are going, I don't care to be empathetic. It's
that it's not even a part of our day to
day thinking of looking out for the fellow person because
we are so dedicated to just working on ourselves. We
only matter. So it's not that we don't like empathy,
we don't even consider, which is kind of crazy to
think about. Number nine loneliness. Oh sometimes I'll look forward

(41:06):
to that now, be honest, but it's slowly killing you.
Sometimes I need it to live longer. But yes, especially
if you get older. I make a joke because sometimes
it's like you know people everywhere all the time. Yeah, yeah,
there's a different than me time in loneliness.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Yeah, Like solitude is important as well, but then isolation
or being super loneliness.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Imagine being isolation, like what are they call in prison
for like three years?

Speaker 2 (41:30):
No?

Speaker 3 (41:30):
No, no, you can't imagine for three days?

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Crazy? Next up, similar isolation from our immediate communities. The
ability to go online and avoid interacting with your immediate
surroundings has crippled the social ability of what we are
is social animals. So it's not just loneliness, but it's
the fact that we can go online and we do
and that's how we communicate. So we don't go and
we're never with people, or we're far less with people

(41:54):
for the sake of being with people, only for being
with people. If we have to work, we have to
be around folks, and then we just get angry at
them because it cut in line. Number seven cell phone
addiction and social media social media addiction. I don't know
I have this one. I did bother me. I now
I'm good on that one. Oh my gosh, Amy, I
was wrong. Microplastics. It's a six so in the middle

(42:17):
that I didn't see it. Microplastics. Plastic was created nineteen
oh seven, which makes it roughly one hundred and eighteen
years old. It's been around for a little more than
a centurates everywhere, and yes, we're now understanding how it's
getting into our brains. Number five. I could not agree more.
I would have put this at one. Disinformation, Absolute disinformation.
On social media and it doesn't matter what it's about.

(42:39):
Mostly you think about it being political. Absolutely. But I
saw something yesterday on Instagram and there was some country
music thing and they posted a thing saying it's a
picture Christapol, this is Christapol and has filed like something
with the Grammys that Beyonce didn't deserve the Country Album
of the Year because they did not represent country music.
And then I went to the comments, they was like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
they made the whole thing up. I'm never said that

(43:00):
you can post anything you want and people will just
comment and believe it and spread it to their friends.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
You can get worked up about it and then they
get stressed about it, and.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Then they eat plastic and you're like, no, drink out
of it. Then it's this information to me is number one.
Number four. Everyone's bad understanding of nutrition. I also have
a bad understanding. I think I'm getting better at it.
I just understanding what I'm doing wrong. But one, we
come from a time where nutrition wasn't a priority because

(43:31):
nutrition was how many hamburgers can eat in today just
stop and get fast food everywhere all the time. And
then two, we didn't have the education. I mean we
just didn't have the education or it wasn't a priority
to learn about it. Number three is mental health struggles,
very similar to nutrition. We have only started to realize

(43:51):
how important it is to have a mental health base
that is solid, a foundation that is solid, and then
it's okay to not be mentally healthy. But what is
important is the system that you live within, which goes
back down to the community that you're in, because if
your mental health is bad, pretty much everything else related
to you is going to be bad. People will do

(44:14):
all day doing curls, but they're not taking care of
their mind. And if you want to be there for
other people, curls ain't helping you at all unless they
just want to fill your muscles. Mental health something else.
It's been relatively new to me. Number two the hoops
that people have to jump through now just to have
a job because AI screening out resumes remote work that

(44:36):
isn't really remote, bait and switch, job platform scams, all
of this is too. This is something that's killing the workforce.
Number one of stress. I don't have a full grasp
of that.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
That's stress.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Yes, like you don't understand it when you have it.
I know what it is. I know the definition of it.
I can see it in somebody else. I think I
have no I am stress free. I live stress free
one hundred percent. There is no stress in my life
unless like something tragic happens. I do not have stress.
That being said, I go to my therapist, I talk
to my wife, I talk to anybody. I also understand

(45:13):
that I live a life apparently where I am stressed
every second of the day. So nothing feels stressful because
I live in a constant, say of stress.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
Your baseline is stress, not just for.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Work, but growing up in a survival atmosphere where stress
was how do I get three meals a day? How
do I get to school? How do I get all
of these things that wasn't stressful, that was normal. I
never knew that to be stress. And a lot of
those things that have been hardwired into me, which I've
tried to understand and realize and including this, But I

(45:43):
think a lot of the trauma that I have regarding
this job is about that. Because there's a reason I'm
never late, because I don't ever want to be fired,
because I don't want to ever not have money to
pay the bills, because I don't ever want to left
to live in the trailer park again, or we couldn't
pay the bills. So I think a lot of it
is tied to that. But I don't feel stressed because
I think when I'm told by people I trust in love,
is that I always am stressed? Is that yeah?

Speaker 4 (46:06):
No, I think you?

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Makes you. How it's been explained to me too, is
like if you picture three hula hoops on the ground,
and like one of the hula hoops might be more
of like just like you're kind of frozen. The middle
hula hoop is you're you're healthy, like you feel like
your baseline is where it should be, your nervous system
is regulated. And then the third hula hoop, which is
I feel like you're in like you're just living in

(46:31):
fight flight. But it doesn't feel like that too many
I know, because your house is the third hula hoop,
like that is your You're in the third hula hoop,
and so what And it's great that you're doing the
therapy and the tools because you have an opportunity to
go jump into the middle hula hoop, which is your
your nervous system, Like you can get into there and
you can be regulated.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
That's why I don't sleep, That's why I try. I
do all this cortisol stuff. I just learned about cortisol. Yeah,
and uh, but yeah, I don't feel stressed if you
asked me like you feel stressed, No, I feel great.
Let's go what do you want to do?

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Let's watch a game, because you're damn around in that
Hulu Like, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
My wife has one that she uses about me being
on a log in the middle of the river. I
don't quite know that one. Do you ever heard that one? Yeah?
Can you tell me? Because sometimes she says it over
and over again and I'm like, I already heard that.
I quit listening, still trying to figure out the huluh houp.
But we can move fully understand that either.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
I guess it's better as a visual, but if you
just picture, like yeah, Brandon Philopes, you want to be
in the middle one because your nervous system has more
bandwidth when you're there. But it's way more complicated, you know,
I do, But I need to refreshate because I used
it before with like eating disorder stuff.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
It's something like I've only ever known the log as safety.
So I so I'm flowing down the river on the
log and it's like, hey, I found it here, o kid.
I don't know if this is it. This is about
more like driving trucks picking up logs that where I
came from. Mostly it's like I'm flowing down the river
and I've had to use the log to save me
my whole life. Hold onto the log to float through,

(47:52):
and I can now see the bank. But it's like,
why would I go to the bank. This log has
been my safety forever, and it's like, no, no, but
if you go to the bank, you can have a
much safer and it's like, no, this is how I
know safety. There's no chance. So I'm hanging on. I'm
clinging onto that long to stay afloat, but it hinders
my progress because I'm holding on to the log where
I can go to the to the freaking land. But also,

(48:14):
don't feel sorry for me. This is not me filling
understand it though with the log reference, but.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
Like, also, you could be free from it.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
I hear you, and I try to be I try
to be free from all. You know, go aheads.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
It's like.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Sorry, sorry, okay, thank.

Speaker 7 (48:30):
You, wake up, wake up in the mall and it's
on radio and the Dodgors Ready and his lunchbox. More
Game two, Steve red and it's trying to put you
through bog. He's running this week's next bit. The Bobby's

(48:51):
on the box, so you know what this the Bobby balls.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
We were gone for a few days last week, and
it was also people's birthdays on the show, so let's
just check in birthday, check in, Amy, How do you
feel feel good?

Speaker 4 (49:08):
I feel forty four feels the same.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
It does nothing matters anymore. It won't matter again until
like probably forty nine. Then you're starting to go, oh god,
I'm abad you're fifty. I'm not there yet, but that's
what I'm thinking. Next one's going to be.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
I'm just kind of owning it and telling myself I
feel the same, and when I'm forty five, forty to
forty seven, I'm feel the same. Feel great.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Yeah, I don't feel the same and great because when
I get injured, it doesn't heal back the same. Like
I turned my ankle playing pickleball like seven years ago
and it still won't here. Oh yeah, she should talk
to it.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
Be like you're good, hy Bob, You're good.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Be the same, Hey, bub down there, you're good. So
what'd you do for your birthday?

Speaker 4 (49:44):
I had a yoga class that my friend put together
in the park. So it was like a really nice,
random last minute thing. But she gathered some of our
friends and they set up yoga mats and I got
there and they had like water and snacks and we
did a little picnic afterwards.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
May I say that it looked like you had friends
that genuinely cared about you just from that picture. That's
the feeling I got from it.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
Yeah, it felt very special because I didn't I sort
of was like, I don't really know what I'm gonna do.
And my boyfriend's son, his birthday is my birthday, same day,
so obviously he's going to be with the son and
doing things. And then so yeah, Therapy Cat, she was like, Oh,
I have an idea. Just be at the park at
five o'clock and we had like a little sunset picnic.

(50:31):
And so it was special to do the yoga and
then sit there and just talk with girls and really
relaxed and chill.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Again. I saw the picture. You look very loved in
that picture, and I know it can't really tell, but
that's what it looked like. That's pretty cool, it was good.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Anything else, No, I mean I got I mean, I
have like my birthday celebration, I guess with my boyfriend
coming up, So I.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
M boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
I know. I don't even know what to say.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
And it's not even a thing about that. It's just it.
It feels weird.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
Yeah, trust me, even when, like I talk to my
kids and they're like, well, mom, you have a boyfriend,
and I'm like stop, Like I don't like talking about that.
I mean, but their dad's had a girlfriend before, and
they I mean, they're used to it. But I guess
whenever I hear them say it, that's when it really
hits me weird because they also talk about boys and
girls and they like.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
But I guess it's just it feels so young, like young.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
I know, I'm not young.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Like no, it's not even that. It's like partner is
that is that a weird thing to do?

Speaker 4 (51:33):
If I were to call him my partner, I'd be
like my partner.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
I know, I don't have an answer, what about like
my man, my man, that's good. Don't have an answer,
but anyway, finish you finished it. I shouldn't have been
rupted you.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
No, No, I don't I mean we're just celebrating later because,
like I said, his son's birthdays the same day, but
he got me a gift. That'll We're going to do
like a weekend in Charleston at some point. So I'm
very excited because I've never been there.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Could give you all the and that where you go
like every week. Yeah, my wife loves it there.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
The drinks take thirty minutes to make because they shave
their own ice, So get ready for that.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
That's what comes to mind with Ray Charleston. I've got
at Charleston. I love Charleston. I never that doesn't come
in my mind.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
Yeah, well I'm very excited. So yes, I will need
raise tips because Charleston has been on my list and
one of my goals in forty four as I age
is I need to do more like get outside of
my bubble. So I'm going to head to South Carolina.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
I had a girl, Wow, thanks to push yourself all
the way girl Eddie.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
It was your birthday. Yeah, and you guys are full
of crap. Forty six years old, you start feeling real old.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
I think that's just you because you've broken every bone
in your body in the past two or three years.

Speaker 5 (52:36):
And my arm still hurts. Man, my back hurts, Like
I'm not kidding. The day I turned forty six, I
could not get out of bed because my back was hurting.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Can I just say this, Oh, I say this to
you as your friend. I don't think it's that you're
forty six six? How old is that? Fifty the forty
it's not even that you don't do the proper work
to get yourself back into a shape to where it
doesn't hurt so bad. Oh something breaks on you, You're like, well,
screw it, might as well not fix I'm gonna die anyway.
Like that's generally your attitude. I think that's more of

(53:06):
it than you being forty six And like, you know,
when I was in my twenties, I dude.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
I drank a lot and like lived hard, stayed up late,
like I didn't take care of my body.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
So I think I'm feeling that now at forty six
years old. I think you're feeling not taking care of
your body at forty six years old, not that you
didn't take care of your body at twenty.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Yeah, because you can reverse it or at.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Least slow it. Really, Yeah, dude, how many times on
this show do we go, hey, EDDI, you could do this,
and you go, who cares? I'm going to die soon anyway?
Generally that's your theory on all life. Now, yeah, I've
already known it. I'm going to die like seventy two.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
Why do you say that, It's just.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Always been It's always been a thing, I think all
my dude, that's so. I laughed so hard inside. I
don't want to do it outsidecause I didn't quite know
how the room would react to that. That's hilarious that
you just say that number.

Speaker 5 (53:51):
I don't have a grandparent that lived past seventy two,
Like I didn't have anyone that graduated high school before me.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Oh yeah, but you can help that, dude, And that's
my point. You can help that unless you get hit
by a car or like lightning or some technology, our
educational what we can do with our health, you can.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Yeah, lifestyle, even how you talk to yourself, like I
feel like you say, I'm going to die at seventy two.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
When we started the clock on him, because I always
want to go now to a seventy second birthday of
how long he has left to live, started a death clock? Yeah,
well no, no, it's a remaining live clock. Here we go.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
Oh, so that's where I go, skydiving, rocky mountain hiking.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Bring in food, mantu ra a bull. What'd you do
for your birthday?

Speaker 5 (54:39):
So my birthday always falls during March madness. So, like,
I just wanted to watch basketball. Like I just wanted
to watch basketball. So I told my wife, like, why
don't we just you me my seventeen year old son.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
He's like out of school. Let's just like, let's go
watch basketball.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
So we went to a sports bar, watched the early games,
and then picked up our kids, and then we went
to top golf play top top off for a couple hours.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
That was fun. That was on YouTube. Don't get me started? Well,
what what's up? Get me started? Guys? I got a
whole thing. Oh oh it's I believe you were fired
up over there. I'm not fired up over it. I
was for sure that I was about to have to
call life. I could be like, save my life because
I've been scammed so hard. I'll tell you about it later.
I'm out of time now. They got to play this song.

(55:24):
I thought that my life had been taken over. I
was being scammed. I thought, basically I was Amy, and
I thought I was being stopped by you, like, how
do you know where I am? Because it was the
crazies thing I've ever seen, and I was so I
wasn't upset. I was just irritated at Eddie because I
got scammed. Because I got scammed, but scammed, I'll tell
you morning minute. All right, Two things. One, Eddie has

(55:48):
n four hundred and ninety one days left to live,
which is twenty five years eleven months of twenty three days.
So hey, get busy living or get busy back? Yeah? Man,
I had nine thousand days left with this clock.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
He's getting busy dying.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
I want to be doing things a lot different now, No,
you're not. We're doing the news in a second, and
inside the news, I have a big announcement that I'm
gonna make. It's pretty cool that I've been pretty excited
to make for a long time. And then what I'm
wondering is if I should do the story on house humping. Mike,
you be the judge. Do I do I do house
humping next?

Speaker 6 (56:23):
Or no?

Speaker 1 (56:23):
I say we do it? Okay? Yeah, how does that mean?

Speaker 4 (56:28):
I mean? I see where y'all's minds are going.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Wait till Okay, back next. You guys voted we will
do house humping first. House humping is a new real
estate fetish that agents are on the lookout for. House
humping is defined as a couple who go to extravagant
real estate open houses of very rich people and then

(56:59):
they find a room to do it in. No, all right,
all right, the more packed the open house. They're not
doing it in front of people, but they're trying to
get to the open house with other people there. Then
go do it in a room. The more packed the
open house, the more exciting it is. So how do
you house hump without getting busted? Couples are bringing a
friend to the expensive listening to distract the broker with questions.

(57:23):
Then the couple slips away for a couple of minutes
and hooks up in this once in a lifetime million
dollar mansion. This is from GQ.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
Oh my gosh, what a friend.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
You can say, Hey, we're gonna go to this open house.
We want to hook up. Can you come distract the builder?
Oh I'm down?

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Oh bravo. The problem, I guess, the obstacle that I
would see is that to even get a look into
some of these extravagant houses. And we've learned this the
hard way with lunchbox trying to book our own viewings
not tump the house, by the way, but they're like,
you need to have you need to have proof of funds, right,

(57:59):
so you almost you know, but I think.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
That if you're wanting to look at it private, I
mean at an open house, do they check your proof
of funds?

Speaker 1 (58:07):
An open house is a good point.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
So and that's they like it.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Also the risk they do open houses like massive regardless,
that's what house humping is. We led whether we did it, Hilary,
that is great.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
I wish my wife would try that with who me
I I'm going to take that homedoing and be like, hey,
we need to try house on What.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Friend could you ask to watch?

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Question? Is there okay to go on vacation without your spouse?
This is from the Australian Broadcasting Corporation. Family therapists say yes,
there's absolutely nothing wrong with it as long as there
is open communication, a mutual trust with a new relationship.
Many couples find that taking separate vacations can actually strengthen
their bond in the long run because it allows for
individual experiences free time and personal growth. Is it okay

(58:52):
to go on vacation without your spouse.

Speaker 4 (58:53):
Amy, Yes, Because of everything that was just said, I
think it's great.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Everything has to be lined. The trust parallels must be
running right beside each other, right.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
I think that'd be very difficult. If you didn't trust.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Yourself, Yes, very didn't trust your Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
If you didn't trust them, did that be really hard?

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Or even if you thought possibly maybe you wouldn't trust
them in it is tough. But what you do here's
the difference. It's all semantics. You don't go on too
separate vacation. You on a boy's trip. Yeah, yeah, and
the other boys don't show up. I'm just kidding out
of just kids. I'm just kidding. That would be weird.

(59:37):
We've been married, you know, we're close five years or so,
but it's like at this point, no, we wouldn't do
that because I like doing stuff I like. But I
could see it, yeah, ten years.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
But to clarify, it's alone. You're going alone on vacation.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
That's what it's alone. And also I've done enough alone
vacations I've done.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
Probably true, you've been waiting your whole life to find
some news let's take it and step back, and you
found her.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Thank you. It's beautiful. I've probably done six alone vacations. Yeah,
this does suck. Uh yeah, is it okay right now?
Because you pull it off. If you asked an alone
vacation meaning four days or more by yourself going to
wherever lunchbox, yes, no problem, no problem. I would be like,
all right, if that's what you need, go do it right, Netty. Gosh.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
It would be tough, but only because she'd have to
stay with our four kids and like they have basketball,
they got blah blah whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
That would make it difficult. Other than that, I think
she would trust me.

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
She would get it too, like you would get to go,
but then she would get to go.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
That'd be awesome. That okay, it sounds amazing. Trader Joe's
to restock viral mini canvas tote bags with new colors.
These things were all the rage for a minute because
they sold out and they were going on eBay for
hundreds of dollars. Uh. This is from NBC Chicago. Trader
Joe's bring it back is popular me canvas toads and

(01:01:01):
new pastel colors for two ninety nine. The bag's perfect
for small shopping trips first gained popularity in twenty twenty four.
They sold out. They went for over two hundred bucks.
As the story says here, I mean that could be
a business opportunity. Lunchbox.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Yeah, I'm gonna go look buy out a whole store.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
I had no.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Idea canvas bags from Trader Joe's were that popular.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
They were very popular for about a month and a half.
Remember when the Stanley mugs were crazy. I wouldn't say
it was at that level, but it was ish that level.
For what Stanley's kind of faded off a little bit,
faded off because other mugs that are just as good
now exist and they've paid cool influencers to hold them

(01:01:44):
and make them all.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
So cool, and kids all want the all wall A ones.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
How do you say that for now? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
With the rounded lid by those ye for now?

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
No, you're not a kid to sell them. You're being
influenced by not even like she spoke of an influencer
in your influence. Uh. There's this XO mind device the
promises to zap depression and lift mental fog. For The
New York Post, the question is, would you be zapped

(01:02:14):
if they said there's a pretty good chance it works,
or there's a pretty good chance that it works a
little bit. So at the practice there's a sixth session
course of treatment five thousand bucks, lasting effects after the
third session. Again, it's never the first. Yeah, you gotta
come back. But it is a non evasive brain stimulation
treatment designed to improve mental and emotional well being. Is

(01:02:35):
FDA approved for the treatment of depression in Canada. It
also gets a green light for helping tackle anxiety, OCD
and issues with compulsive eating.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
So they zap in the brain.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Or your testicles, Hey, you pick? Yeah, I don't. It
doesn't say where they I would think maybe.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
The next I mean they can hook electrodes up to them.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Then they used to do. I mean they yeah, but
they can't get to the brain. I thought, that's what
you meant, like, the shock in the brain isn't touching.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
Yeah, I guess I didn't know where are we getting shocked?

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
But I Magnetic fields are used to boost neuron activity
in the dorsal lateral prefrontal cortex, the portion of the
brain that regulates mood and emotional processing. For the New
York Post, Amy bought me something like this for my birthday.
Once you wear it on your head, it looks like,
well that was to help you sleep. I still need

(01:03:27):
it and it zaps you well, it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
Sinds waves through his brain that supposed to calm and
I still catch that in Oh the treatments. Yes, yeah,
I thought you meant the little like there's like a
strap you can put on your head at night.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Oh got it?

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
But yes, you every year this comes up in your again,
can every year you say? Can I go do it?
And you don't go do it?

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
And let me? Okay, it's paid for. Here's the conversation
I like to have.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
It wasn't that much, but it was a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
But let's do it in the second show because we
do this full show and then we do a whole
second show that's just podcast only. I'm gonna make a
note to ask about that because there's guilt I have
about it, but I need no worries. Well, I want
to let's talk through it in the second show. Okay,
hold on, Amy strap whoa Yeah, Now that's it. That's
what that'll get us there. Okay, then I strap on?

(01:04:14):
You strap on? Right?

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
They put to your head?

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Yeah, yes, I have a big announcement. Thank you forever
and ever and ever and ever. The show has said,
let's go on a cruise, and I'm like, I don't
want to go on a cruise. I just didn't until
finally everything came together in a perfect way and I

(01:04:40):
was like, you know what, I think we can do this.
Let's do it. We announce it as a show. We're like,
we're going to do a cruise, and we do it
like a year out. So it's February twenty seventh, twenty
twenty six, it's seven. The big announcement's coming. You guys
don't even know. That's what I like doing it because
the rest of the show doesn't even know. The rest
of usnouncement what you didn't even know the cruise was

(01:05:02):
happening until I announced it on the correct. It's a
seven day cruise on a luxury ship, Celebrity Reflection Ports
of cor We're leaving from Fort Lauderdale, Key West, Nasau.
But Meani sounds amazing. Oh, I don't know what that
noise was, Bem and me. Okay, so I don't know
how to say it. That's how exotic it is. So

(01:05:24):
first of all, as we mentioned, the show will be there,
Eddie and I the Raging Idiots will be performing. Hey
look at that. But also we've mentioned this before, big deal,
Keith Urban telling name me a lunchbox and Eddie are
coming boom boom boom. But now I shall announce more

(01:05:45):
acts that will be joining us and the cruise. Oh
there's more, there's more. I didn't know that, Lee Brice,
Scottie McCreary, Harmally Leanne, Rime. I just want you guys
to know that I feel the pressure make this an
excellent cruise. That's why I keep adding artists because if

(01:06:06):
this isn't awesome, I feel like our listener is gonna
be like, dude, what do you even do? So I
feel the pressure on me. I'm making calls, so it's
gonna be I mean, honestly, the big act is the
Raging Idiots of course, but then everyone else and then yeah,
there's like a but Keith Urban, Lebre's Parmally, Scotty mcura
Leanne rhymes like. This is all happening. So if you

(01:06:28):
want to come, it's a year away, a little less
than that now February twenty seventh, and you can just
go to Topshelf Country Cruise dot Com to reserve your cabin.
Now that's that announcement. Thank you, and that's the news.
Bobby's story, Bobby Bone show Sorry up today.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
This story comes us from Eagle Past, Texas. A former
border patrol Asian is facing charges after he was making
women flash him to get into the US of A.

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
No, I never stop. I can't. This cannot be real.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
You reacted to that's a lot worse than people shooting
each other. Yeah, I think this is bad. Yeah, I
do thinks bad and tacky. But sometimes it'd be like
a guy shoots his ankle, then his buddy's ankle, then
shoots a cow, and you're like, huh, this is just
boobs and they're trying to make a better life for them.
I agree, it's wrong. It's wrong reaction.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
Yeah, because crazy town.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
You're right, Yeah, you don't even know what he did yet.
I bet we knew.

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
I told what he did well.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
He would go through the whole interview process and he's like,
there's one more thing, I need you to lift.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Up your shirt. No way, And when they would.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
Lift up their shirt, he would go, Okay, welcome to
the USA, and need stamp them.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
Oh my god, that's sick.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
What sucks. Is he's probably doing worse than if I'm
just me just guessing and speculating, he is probably doing
worse than that, dude. Yeah. Probably Wow, Okay, I'm lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day for expire medications
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as natroglycerine lose their potency, which is problematic for those
with heart conditions. Insulin Insulin can be dangerous if taken
after its expiration date. Those with the type one diabetes
rely on insulin. Once expired, it may not work effectively
at all, and it can cause hypoglycemia. EpiPens. I have

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like three EpiPens at home. They gave me the last
time I dim allergy like full. They were like, you
may need this. They gotta be expired. Yeah, you need
to just hit this at this point. Yeah. He cautioned
against using EpiPens beyond their expiration date, noting that the
choice could mean the difference between life and death. The
medication begins to degrade, it may not be able to
provide the life saving effect needed because if you're using that,

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you're in like anaphylactic shock and you need that. Although
I don't think I could slam it in my thigh.
I think if I'm like I'm gonna die and it's
like slam this needle in your thigh, I'm like, it's
my time to go, that's tough. Can you imagine slamming
a needle into your thigh like an EpiPen? Yes, you
can imagine that. I can't. I can't. I can't even imagine,

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like right now, Matt, Nope, nope, won't go in, no, no,
won't even come out blocking it out. So those are
the four I wanted to share that hope everybody's you know,
having a good Monday, have a good day wherever you are.
We'll be back tomorrow. Goodbye. The Bobby Bone Show theme song, written,
produced and saying by read Yarberry. You can find his

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instagram at read Arberry, Scuba Steve Executive producer, Raymondo, Head
of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones.
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