January 13, 2025 • 48 mins
We talk to Howie Mandel about America's Got Talent, how he got the job on Deal or No Deal and his career in comedy. Bobby reveals the new thing he now hates that he wants everybody to know. Morgan revels while she got naked for a procedure that normally doesn't require you to...
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transknitting Walk on Monday Show Morning Studio Morning. This guy
sued a razor company because he cut his face while shaving.
Let's go, I cut my face all the time. I
can't see. I take my glasses off to shave, and
(00:24):
so I have like a little mole here. I cut
it off like once.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Every two weeks.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Oh yeah, hey, I can't see. But he made six thousand,
two hundred and fifty bucks. That's not bad for cutting
his face.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
It's a whim.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I cut my face every day.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
If I everyone does great, No, this is crazy to me.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
A man who cut himself shaving got the money. Nick
Silverthorn purchased a supermarket own brazor razor from his local store.
When he got home, he used it for the first time,
says he cut both cheeks. He discovered one of the
razor blades was detached, so I believed the razor was faulty.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Still no, because if it's it's a little bit detached
and it's wonky and you're just going you're shaving.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
But usual you never just go to town when you shave.
There's never a point, Amy, am I face shaving where I.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Just like time to go to town. You're always sensitive
with it.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I know, but if there's a loose blade, that is
I mean, I'm now I agree with him.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
Yeah. How bad is his cut?
Speaker 7 (01:15):
Though?
Speaker 6 (01:15):
Like we kind of just had like a little skin off.
Speaker 8 (01:18):
This guy have bad cuts, one on each side.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
He says, this was no ordinary cut. Oh, it sliced
my skin. Oh yeah, my cut blood for twenty minutes.
Oh my cuts?
Speaker 6 (01:28):
Do really?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I have to put toilet paper and it stays there
for an hour.
Speaker 8 (01:33):
I also have as men like y'all don't have that
nick stick?
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Yeah we have that.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh you do, but you have that.
Speaker 7 (01:40):
No.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
I don't shave my face. I don't use razor blades.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
What do you do?
Speaker 6 (01:45):
I just use the electric razor.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Oh okay, you shave. I thought that you were just saying, like,
facial hair doesn't grow on me.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Shaving with a blade, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
In college, I shave with a blade a couple times
a week, but I never bought a knix.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
You sho a nextick, so I don't know what's in it.
It could be causing cancer, who knows. But do you
stick it on the cut? The nick and whatever is
in there. It looks like a little piece of chalk
and you just stick it on there and whila, it
stops bleeding.
Speaker 9 (02:12):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
You use the same thing on like dog nails.
Speaker 10 (02:16):
Like, if a dog nail starts bleeding, it's the same
thing you.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Put on it.
Speaker 8 (02:19):
Nexttick.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I'm gonna forget about it. That those sooners. Not that
I want to forget about it. That will be a
gift someone has to get me. Otherwise I'll never remember
that there's such such thing as a nixstick. That's from
sw NS. Medical bills won't be seen on credit reports
thanks to a new rule, which is great.
Speaker 8 (02:34):
Oh that's so great.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, credit reports will no longer include medical debt for Americans.
The new rules finalized by the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.
It'll take an effect in March. It'll help people be
able to buy massive purchases houses, cars that they should
have a better shot at buying except for medical debt,
which they had no control of.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
This is actually a really big deal.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Medical bills driged down credit ratings and then people don't
qualify for loans for mortgages. Yeah, we're not talking about
taking out a loaned likeness gamble. I mean it's like
real life affecting real life stuff. This is great news.
That is from CBS News.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
This woman.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Went inside this cabinet that she bought on Facebook marketplace,
in his old cabinet and she found twelve Ermee China
dinner plates, twelve of them and they're worth two hundred
and fifty bucks each.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Than it's Z.
Speaker 8 (03:28):
But is that who say it? It doesn't matter?
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Is this the same like personal it's yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I think they make China.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah. Their native way to say it is MS.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
I feel like you've done research.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I know, I do know how how the folks say
it there. I wasn't going to correct amy correcting me.
I was just gonna let it live.
Speaker 8 (03:47):
Oh I don't, I don't want I don't want to
correct you.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
And I was just saying, I think so that people
know it's that fancy brand. It's not a different brand.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
It's like you said, I said it wrong, correct correct
I was a going to correct you correcting me?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
What were you going to correct me on?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
If I was correcting you?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I wasn't going to correct you.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
No, no, I was just gonna keep going and let
you just take me down a notch and live down there.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Even though I knew I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I wanted to do.
Speaker 8 (04:12):
I'm saying it's that fancy brand.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, but you said you correct how I said it?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Okay, you did.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
I have just been fine say erme.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
And I'm pretty sure you said it's pronounced.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Carry on, go ahead.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
What's the story, man, I.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Don't want to the story anymore.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
No, the whole story is she found a bunch of
expensive stuff in this thing she bought on Facebook market.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
She was supposed to just get the hunch on Facebook marketplaces,
and then you opened it up and there's valuable like
dishes and stuff inside.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Ermez does make like purses and plates.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
The dude, they well know.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
The s can almost be heard in the native language,
but not full what is the native language? But it's like,
how do you say this brand?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Amy?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Okay, I have this weird that I can't talk about now,
but I have this weird introduction to the fashion world.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Not that affects me at all. How do you say
this brandkay?
Speaker 8 (05:10):
I probably don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
But you know you know the brand?
Speaker 8 (05:13):
Oh well, why a sell good? Now I'm nervous.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
But Saint Laurent, Saint Laurent eves but why y.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
E s y V Okay, so I know these odd
things and the native tongue of fact pronounced that that
is called guacamole.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
No, it's not that I know nothing of Why.
Speaker 8 (05:42):
What what about Saint Laurent. I just never say that.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Eve's part Laurent.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Just running it.
Speaker 8 (05:49):
Boy, you well running it by me?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Okay, but you said something before the who knows?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Dude?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
When you watch the commercials, I think you get the
right sort of you.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Get the American version.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Really they have commercials.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Yeah, Lenny Kravitz, he goes, he says, yeah, that's it wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, anyway, whatever, Tiffany and co. There's a box. And
I hate the story. The story is put me in
a bad mood. Destroy the show?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Was the story? Or was it?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Amy never puts me in a bad mood, man.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
I just thought it was.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Which which works if you're if you're American, which we are, correct,
we're all American.
Speaker 8 (06:26):
Okay, So you're saying in the native over wherever they're from.
But I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I like to keep it real. I like to keep
it real.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
It's like walk allway walk.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
How do you say walk them on?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
You say walk, yeah, walk only, But I say, if
I'm one says yes, I do. And if white people, yeah,
yes in our tongue, right, in your native tongue, my
native tongue, I say guawk.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
If we're going to chpaut. We don't say I'll have
some walk.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Right, because they'll never understand what you're saying. But what
was real pronunciation?
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Fair enough?
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Walk them all.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
But if you're a Chipotle and you asked for whatever,
walcome on, no, no, do the one one syllable No,
you don't say that.
Speaker 11 (07:07):
You don't say that you have a side of walk. Please,
I have to say not know. They won't get it correct.
So no one's wrong. I mean, you're not You're not wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I just felt insulted because I was corrected for I
was being extremely right.
Speaker 8 (07:24):
I really feel like I said, it doesn't think it's
a mess.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
It's a little more aggressive it was.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Let's full the tape.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Don't care to I don't even don't even care about this.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
We don't want to relive.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
They do, because this has been going on and on.
Thought I thought it was just a quicks.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Oh yeah, some people call it hermes.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Hermes hers, let me I call it, and I call
it laurels laurel. And then I call it guawk, Yeah,
extra gualk. Please you have to say, do you think
they behind their breath?
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Go?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
He's a whitey.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
The cracker wants some guak that they don't do that normal.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Because when you say do they do you want to
salad or tortilla?
Speaker 8 (08:12):
You say tortilla?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, what do you say you don't they don't. That's right,
But that's right, tortilla, all of us are right. What
about I'll take a vegeta? How do you say, like, oh, yeah,
because that's that's it. I don't do that.
Speaker 11 (08:31):
But like people say, casadilla, No, I never heard that.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
That's all. That's the only version I've ever said that
all the time.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I want a casadilla, the fun I've said that's my
favorite food.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
And I always say I want a casadilla.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
But you're saying to be funn you don't actually think
that's what it's called. Well, now I've learned there's other
ways to pronounce it, but I've always said the.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Other ways, the actual ways.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
But even our way to pronounce it natively is not correct,
but it is correct.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
In our American version of.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
It also calls chiput chippoodle.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
But that's a nickname. He's being funny.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I don't think so it's funny.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
That's him being funny if you think he's saying casadilla
and chipoodle and that's the reason you're.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Out of your mind.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Okay, but for everybody listening, we can't say anything right ever,
generally as a show. So any of us taking shots
at anybody is the irony there is living. But okay, well,
I do feel like some poodle today there now after that.
And I'm not a casadilla guy, oh really at all
(09:32):
at all, just in general, not a casa guy. And
I like everything in it and I'll eat one if
someone gets it. I don't like any vegetables and it
I only want meat and cheese.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
What do you want? Chicken?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Beef, beef? But I'll do chicken.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I'll do chicken, but what but beef? But I'm not
a I'm not a casadilla guy period. I'll never I'll
never order a casadilla at a Mexican restaurant ever. My
favorite thing in a Mexican restaurant is just two crunchy tacos.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
With the with the soft with like the brown beef.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Oh yeah, beef beef for sure, like the poor Man taco,
not even the Fagita beef because the Taco Bell taco. Yeah,
I think that's what's conditioned me to Mexican restaurants. I
don't like onions, so if I'm like, I'll take there
have been many times where I've gotten the faa beef
taco and I'm like, I'll just get the steak taco,
but they can't get all the onions out of it.
And I hate onions so much it runs it. So
(10:19):
I'll just take two crunchy tacos, and I need American
cheese shreaded, a little bit of lettuce, a little bit.
Speaker 8 (10:26):
Of tomato, American cheese or shreaded cheddar.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I don't know whatever's American. Basically, what I'm.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
Sause American cheese. I think of the American slices.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Oh, I'm just thinking of cheese from America. Any of them.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
American cheese, and they give you a cheese.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I think you know, what would be a fun thing
to do, And I'm going to do no research on this.
Mic Let's get cheeses and have me see if I
can identify the cheese blindfolded, because I don't think I
even know the different like American cheese, sure, but.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Shadow the same thing as American.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
They were all American. I don't buy them in America.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
Monster.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I've never heard of that.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
It's called monster. Is it called monster?
Speaker 8 (11:09):
There's a monster cheese.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
It's good?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Is it monster? I think it's a monster, the monsters
Adam family.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Yeah, oh you would know that one.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
There's one called Swiss, right, that's the one said that one.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Guda Bree blue cheese.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I want to do a cheese experiment, even if it's
just for visual for our YouTube channel, because I don't
think I know anything. But I don't know the difference
in cheeses. I do like going into the cheddar cheese
if my wife buys a pack of it, like for
for making tacos, I just go hands.
Speaker 8 (11:41):
Deep into the shredded.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
But yeah, I'm having stomach issues, so maybe not the
best idea, but we should do it anyway.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I'll commit. It's one bite, I'll do it.
Speaker 8 (11:51):
Pop a lactade?
Speaker 6 (11:53):
What pop a lactaed.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Let's get the show started.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Something weird happened to Morgan. I don't know if it's weird,
it feels weird. You guys be the judge.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Morgan telling what happened.
Speaker 10 (12:06):
So I went to get like a facial done, and
you go into kind of a spa like room, but
there's a comfy bed that you lay on and they
do the facial. Well, they gave me a robe and
she was like, okay, we'll change and get ready for
your facial. So I got completely naked and I put
the robe on. But it felt really weird because she
was just working on.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Weird where they give you a robe or just face.
Do you think she knew it was just face?
Speaker 12 (12:30):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Or is it weird that she got naked?
Speaker 5 (12:33):
This didn't happen to Morgan? Morgan did it like? It's like,
it's not like something happened to her.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
She chose, She.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Chose, So Morgan, you're the weird one.
Speaker 12 (12:42):
Do you think?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, so she gave you a rope, so you want
to think, well gotta get naked.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Yeah, because it felt weird.
Speaker 10 (12:48):
I had left my pants on and then I was like, well,
I have a robe and then pants on, and this
doesn't feel also normal. So I just took off my
pants because I didn't know what else to do.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
I mean, I think it's okay if you want to
get comfortable, but typically they give the rope because during
a facial they go down the neck and into the
chest declote area, so that you want to have your
top off so they can work that area too.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
So in your opinion, you should have left your pants on.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
I mean I would you have.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
But also I do understand morgan wanting to feel cozy.
You go on reverse pooh no no, no pants and
no top, no no no. I would have kept my
bottoms on, yeah, but taken my top off and the.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Only words pants. Yes.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
Someone gives you a robe, though, don't you automatically think like, well,
all right.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
But you know you're facial sting because I don't know.
I think if they gave me the robe, I would't
even put it on. I would just I'm like, you're
on my face. I just take my sweater off.
Speaker 13 (13:40):
But it's more relaxing to be naked.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Under a rope makes relaxing to maybe naked with people.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I don't know, regardless of the situation.
Speaker 13 (13:47):
It's like, you go fully naked, you take.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
And I know people do, but so I don't, like,
I could see if you had jeans on it would
be uncomfortable, so take the jeans off.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
So I'm not kind of pants you have on?
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I had on leggings.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
See, I think she just want to get naked.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I I didn't know what to do. I kind of panicked.
Speaker 10 (14:04):
It felt it felt weird no matter which way I went,
And because there was a robe and it was a
comfy bed, I was like, well, Okay, I guess this
is what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I'm gonna be naked for official for just a facial.
Would you have said you would have kept your pants on? Yes,
it is Morgan weird.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Well, I don't want to say she's weird weird. I
just what I will say is it didn't happen to her.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yes, it I didn't understand that that.
Speaker 12 (14:29):
That's a great point bars the question to be.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Because, dear Bobby Bones, I have a friend who wants
me to recommend her for a job where I work.
I have been able to get other friends hired. However,
I have legitimate concerns and I'm confident she is not
what my superiors are looking for or nice person.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I don't want to crush her or selfishly lose their
credibility because I have credibility with my boss. Now, any
advice would be appreciated, sincerely happy employee. You do not
have to do it. Now, here's what you choose. You
choose how you let her know you're not doing it.
You can do the route that I wouldn't do, which
is the mature, honest route, and be like, hey, I
(15:23):
don't think this is right for you based on your
job experience, etc. That's not the route I would do.
The route I would do it. They're like, they had
to post that because of HR reasons. It's already full.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
That's a lie. But that's what I would do because
I don't want to hurt my friend.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I'm not recommending my friend for this job if they suck,
because that's on me and I'm gonna be held responsible
forever for their actions. So your friend did this to themselves.
If they are not reliable and they are not what
is needed for this job, you do not have to
recommend them because that's going to fall on you.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
It's like setting somebody up.
Speaker 7 (15:57):
Amy.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
If I were like Amy, I got this friend I'm
gonna sit up with. He's awesome and he's not right
a little bit. You're gonna blame me.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
But you probably do think that he's no.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
No, But if I knew a little bit, like he's
cheated before.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Like he's like, he's like my friend, and I love
him for reasons like in our friendship, I know with women,
Like he's like kind of shady and I set you
up with him, and he does that.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
To you a little bit. You're gonna look at me
and go, why why did you do that? I know
so you do not.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
And I would not recommend a friend for this job
if you don't think they're gonna make you look good.
You do not owe it to this friend to do that,
because they're not gonna give you the same respect back
by showing up on time being good employee.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
And I would also lie about it, because that's what frienda.
Do you have anything?
Speaker 5 (16:44):
I don't think I'm gonna lie about it, but I
think you just lost a friend.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
I'm well, no.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
Because what if she finds out that she's not the
job is available and that I told her that, Oh
they just had to post that it's full.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
There's no way she would ever find out.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
But what if she did?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Okay, well, what if she grow wrings out a button,
flies to the moon. Oh that'd be weird. That would
be weird.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
If she want to get the job done, because that
is a skill that is not trainable.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Gosh, I just want to hope that like, what if
I'm wrong and she what if she's amazing at the
job and then I'm robbing her of that opportunity.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
She's your friend, you know, it'd be like my friend
that I set you up with.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I know.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Okay, yeah, all right, close it up. Thank you for emailing.
This is a voicemail from Matt in Virginia. Heybunes Morning Studio.
Speaker 9 (17:26):
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned
myself around.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Love the show, Love you.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Guys, the best, solid solid delivery, Solid delivery. Next one up.
Speaker 14 (17:38):
Hi, I have a question for Eddie. Your wife has
gone back to work after several years off, and you
were talking about how in the afternoons because you get
done earlier, you were doing laundry and picking up the
house and kind of taking over some of those roles
that she had done for so long so that she
could go back to work. And I'm just wondering if
she's staying home again and if that pendulum has shifted
(18:02):
back the other way and she's kind of taken those
that over, or if you're still helping out around the house,
and I just wonder.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
Yeah, she she's not working anymore. She shouldn't have that
job anymore. So she came back. She came back home.
And now, be honest about what you're doing. I don't
want you to paint yourself in a picture. What do
you mean that is so glowing? Like she wants to
know now, how how the roles changed in the afternoon. Well,
when she had the job, it was tricky because yeah,
I did have to kind of get home around noon
and take those duties. And you're just not answering the question. Now,
(18:32):
I'm kind of back to the way I used to be,
not to do nothing. No, I still help a little bit,
but not as much as I used. The percentage of
what you used to, uh what I used to maybe
like fifteen percent.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Solid answer. I believe that I'm not saying I agree
with that true. Believe you telling the truth. Good for you, right, well,
not good for you, but good for you for telling
the truth.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Thank you, Eddie.
Speaker 12 (18:51):
Yeah's pile of stories.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
This guy is making a living by standing on the
street praising strangers for a small fee. I'll just tell
you something really awesome about yourself. And he said he's
making sixty five dollars a day.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Oo oh, oh, really should charge more.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Well, no, I'm not gonna do that for six coulve
bucks a day.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Like I get if you're like a homeless guy and
you're that's a good little trick, like compliments one dollar.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Well, this guy he was once addicted to gambling, lost
his family, lost his job, couldn't even pay his mortgage,
and now he just spends his day spreading good feelings
and makes money doing it.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
No, I feel like I hope he has a real
job too.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Well, probably tax free too. Man, there's a little coins.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
It's just why one out him and then goes.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
After lunchbox is always looking for ways to make money.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
I also hope he doesn't like give a compliment and
expect the money, because these people don't do your windows
and they come into if you've ever in a big
city and they start scrubbing wiping your window, then they
just expect the.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Money and like, bro, my window was clean, or when
they save a parking spot for you, and like then
I found that.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
I think he's gaining popularity where people sort of seek
him out too.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
He has a nickname. His name is uncle, praise.
Speaker 13 (19:53):
It's only eight dollars. Now, our minimum waits is more
than that.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
No, not everywhere taxes, but.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
In trouble, sorry for yourself.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Okay, I'm sure he probably does.
Speaker 12 (20:09):
All right.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
So humans have New Year's resolutions. But I read something
in the morning when I was like, what Because people
have them for their pets, and apparently they're trying to
cut back on treats, exercise more.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Eat healthier. They would have spent more time outside and
brush their teeth.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Well, the humans want this right, so the humans can
actually make that. It's like when I was given Stanley,
our bulldog, like a lot of credit for working hard
and losing five pounds and I was like, dude, you
did it, and my wife's like, he didn't do crap.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
You just fed them less. I was like, that's a
great point. That's a good point because he wouldn't have
done it. No, no, he would eat more. Okay, what else?
Speaker 5 (20:41):
So gen Z, they are really anxious when it comes
to phone calls, so much so they did this whole
study with them and they experienced nausea, increase in heart rate,
shortness of breath, dizziness, and muscular tension when they have
a phone call coming in when they have to make.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
A phone call.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
That sounds a bit dramatic. I'll be hones to. But
my things I hate the most. I have a new
one on the list. So I hate opening a trash
bag when you have to go put the liner in.
What's up with that? I hate that so much.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Used to clean houses and you had to do that.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Possibly it could be, and I'm grossed out, but I
just hate it. I hate it so much. And I
have a couple of those, but I think one of
them is talking on the phone. I hate talking on
the phone.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
You experienced nausea, increase in heart.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I hate it. If it is, it does not matter
who it is. No, I'm going to tell you why.
I don't mind face timing and I don't mind texting.
I hate talking because people cannot take my social cue
of I don't want to talk anymore because you can't
see each other, and I don't want to talk anymore,
just generally speaking, if you're ever talking to me on
the phone, I don't want to talk anymore. Just think
that the whole time. Now, if you want to FaceTime,
(21:44):
I'm all great, and we can talk talk and we
can exhaust whatever conversation we're having. Maybe we pivot to
something else, but you'll be able to tell tell about
my face when I'm done. Yeah, because I hate talking
on the phone.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
You can't see the face. Then mentally we're just gonna
be like, he doesn't want to talk.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I don't want to talk anymore, want to I don't
want to talk on the phone to anybody.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
There's no we know, FaceTime all day long. All right,
what else?
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Quick little quiz for y'all. So David Shwimmer he was
ross on friends. What do you think he is yelled
at him the most when he's like walking down the
street and maybe some fans come up.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
What do you think they say to him the most?
Speaker 13 (22:20):
Pivot, that's all I thought.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yeah, they're yelling from the couch scene.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
That's the number one thing he gets yelled at.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Pivot And sometimes you know, he'll get we were on
a break.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
That's good too. I think about that one. That's a
good one too.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
That's what's the root of one.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Him and Jenniferanson. He got caught with the bartender and
then she's like, you cheated, and he was like to
break it.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
They were on a.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Break, they were on a break.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Oh, I'm team Rawson that they were on a.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Break a break, Yeah, I'm maybe that's my file.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news.
Speaker 7 (22:52):
How much box.
Speaker 15 (22:57):
Jess Parker was on a hike with her dog, wall
the Corgi, when Jess fell down and stopped.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
I broke my leg.
Speaker 13 (23:08):
She thinks she called for help.
Speaker 15 (23:09):
Only problem is she didn't bring her phone, couldn't call anybody,
so she screamed out o he no one could hear her.
So Waldo licked her face, said I'll be back, went running.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
How did that dog say that? He lift her face,
her face, saying, hey, I got you got it, went.
Speaker 15 (23:27):
Running away, like fifteen minutes later, comes back with a human.
Speaker 13 (23:31):
Waldo had gone.
Speaker 15 (23:32):
Up to the human and her grabbed the pants legs and.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Said whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
Speaker 15 (23:38):
And led the person back to Jess. And then now
that the person's there, Waldo ran all the way home
and got her husband and brought him back.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Okay, are we sure that candy real? Are we sure that? Listen?
Speaker 15 (23:50):
No, this is what it says in paramedics arrived shortly
after that.
Speaker 13 (23:54):
She went to the hospital.
Speaker 15 (23:55):
Had surgery, and her quote is Waldo passed the Lassie
test with flying colors, proving his quick thinking and loyalty.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Then he got Timmy out of the well.
Speaker 13 (24:05):
As soon as I went to the hospital, he got
two people.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
It's true, awesome, I believe one that had been crazy
and I was like, wow, it's hard to believe, but
I can't believe it. A corky though, would I expect
nothing from a corky little I expect nothing from a corky.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
That's a great story. The second part makes me question
a little more.
Speaker 15 (24:23):
I do question it about him biting the pant leg
of a human, because if you're thinking you're gonna get big,
you're probably hitting.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
That dog off.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah, unless it licks it and says come with me,
which you've already had a lick and said I'll be back.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (24:37):
That seems to be a good story. SEMs to be
a movie if it's true. That's the craziest story I've
ever heard. Yeah, great story, that's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. So Bobby Bones Show interviews.
In case you didn't know how we Mandel. You may
know him from way back in the day. Saint elsewhere.
You may know him as the host of Deal or
(24:57):
No Deal. You may know him from America's Got Talent
a Judge. You may know him Bobby from Bobby's World,
Super funny, super famous, so happy he's on here? He is,
Howie Mandel, I've never seen that happen before ward. Doesn't
adjust have to unlock it?
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (25:11):
Well you asked for it.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Oh can you hear me?
Speaker 7 (25:14):
No? No, no, oh you want it this way?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Hey, tell Scuba if you'll unlock his phone, it'll flip.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
He's not able to figure out how to unlock it
and do that.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Okay, figured like that?
Speaker 6 (25:22):
All right?
Speaker 12 (25:23):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Hey, how it's Bobby.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
Hi, Bobby.
Speaker 17 (25:24):
I saw that He muted it because you said if
you unlock it, then you can go on horizontal, and
then he muted it to say, nah, this guy's an idiot.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Well he did say, no, exactly what he said.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
And I don't agree with him matter, I get it. No,
I don't agree with him in any way. He said,
I just I don't want to waste anyone's time, which
is move on, let's go.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
And I said, how is it? Can know how to
unlock his phone? Was not a big deal?
Speaker 7 (25:44):
No, No, he called me an idiot.
Speaker 17 (25:46):
Now I'm not going to unlock my phone and you're
gonna have to watch me vertically like that.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
And you know what, I agree with you. Justice for
Howie is what I screamed, because that was unfair. You
should block the camera Howie to show him.
Speaker 7 (25:55):
You know that when you're on a when you're on
a like a zoom like that, and.
Speaker 17 (25:59):
You talk to me, to talk to me, talk to me,
Bobby says something and then you mute it. It's something
you didn't want to share with exactly.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It's like if you're on speakerphone in the car and
someone's like, hey, John's in here with me.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
It's like, well, why why did you say that? So passionate?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
You want me to hear what you're about to talk about.
I agree how ijustice for you, and I'm very sorry
that happened to you.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
You know what, I'm gonna live with it and life
goes on.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
I'm a big fan. By the way, Thank you for
your time, man, really seriously, thank you for yours.
Speaker 17 (26:27):
If you're you're a great broadcaster, and we should work
together sometimes and sometimes you.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Know, I have a question, how about when you work?
And this is so in the weeds. But whenever you do,
for example, AGT America. But then you go and do Canada.
Do you just have a house there? As like you like,
what what's that schedule?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
How long are you there?
Speaker 17 (26:48):
Well, first of all, you've worked on these shows you
worked on like American Idol. I don't have to be
there that long. It's not really I hate to say this,
but I finished negotiating already, so I'm okay with saying
it does feel like a job. I go and stay
in a hotel. Canada's got talent is maybe you know
out of the whole year, two weeks work by the
(27:10):
same token. So is you know any of these shows
the voice our show AGT. It's not a lot of work.
I'm just really just sitting watching a show. Somebody dances
and I go, that was good. It's not a real show.
I feel like I should I'm not going to say
that pay them. But I love I would go and
(27:31):
do go to shows where whenever I can. And I
love like amateur shows. I love watching TV. I scroll
on the internet TikTok wherever you know. Originally I posted
the guy who won last year, Richard Goodall. I posted
him on TikTok his his piece of him singing in
(27:51):
the school, and then our producers saw that and that's
how he got on. You know, I just love watching
that stuff, whether I have the job or not. So
and then again to be in the room when somebody
with a hope and a dream, it just comes to fruition.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
You feel it when you're in that room.
Speaker 17 (28:08):
You feel like, oh my god, this is something I've
never seen in a way I've never seen it, and
their life is about to change and it's never going
to be the same. And I'm invited to the party
and I got a front row seat to it.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
How often do you get on stage now, aside from
agt because I've been a fan of your stand up forever.
Like my favorite bit ever is when you blow up
the freaking glove, Like that's all like to me, I'd
still laugh a watch.
Speaker 7 (28:31):
You're older than I thought.
Speaker 17 (28:33):
The truth of the matter is I get on stage
when whenever I can, you know, and I'm on stage
four or five times. My real love is stand up
and I love doing stand up because I can say
all the things that I can't say on TV or
when I'm working with somebody. It's not, and people who
know me from AGT and Deal or No Deal or
(28:55):
wherever Bobby's World, they're always somewhat surprised because I don't
think my stand up is family fair. In fact, go
to Howiemandel dot com. You'll see I'm touring next week.
I'm I'm in Vegas right now, but I'm in Vegas
next week at the MGM with our Sinio Hall. Me
and our Sineo are doing dates together. I'm all over
the place. And when I'm not doing dates at night
(29:16):
after work, I'll go to the comedy store, the ice house,
the laugh Factory, and I just you know, go and
fool around on stage to just stay sharp and ready
for any But that's where I started.
Speaker 7 (29:29):
That's and that's what I continue to do.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
What do people yell at you if they're not right
to you? Mostly like, what are you known by the
general public? What do they yell the most at you?
Speaker 17 (29:41):
It varies, you know, I have these very segregated audiences
to go everything from do Bobby, which is not you.
They're not telling me to do you. But I had
a show in the in the nineties on Saturday Morning
called Bobby's World.
Speaker 7 (29:57):
They want me to do the voice, which is.
Speaker 17 (29:59):
Not a great the voice of every other voice over
acting job I had. I was I was Skeeter on
the Muppet Babies, and I was Gizmo and Gremlins, you
know the movies Gremlins. I'm Gizmos, the same voice, but
I did other voices too. I was animal and buns
and honeydew on Muffed Babies. So from do voices or
they'll yell out, uh uh, can you swear on this thing?
Speaker 7 (30:23):
Get the off the stage. They'll yell that. They'll yell
that some time. What is that? But that's only one?
Uh pardon me?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
What is that from? What about that one?
Speaker 7 (30:33):
Get the off the stage? Yeah, oh that's just my
family showing up to a show.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Oh god, Oh got it? Thank you, thank you nailed it?
Thank you, Yes, thank you, thank you. Hey we just
had some.
Speaker 7 (30:45):
Step from you get the stage.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
I was like, I would know that show, like what
from a project?
Speaker 7 (30:51):
Oh you're to get the out of here, guys.
Speaker 12 (30:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I was like, Bobby's world went to Max, I guess
and he's gotten older. We just had your boy on
who won the season, and it was super cool talk
to him. I didn't you know, Yeah, Richard was on
Good All and he was on with us talking about
you know, just his experience because like he's a normal dude, right,
he's a janitor.
Speaker 7 (31:09):
And Bill duve it, he's still a janity. Just opened
for me last week.
Speaker 17 (31:12):
I played a casino in uh in Palm Springs and
he was the opening and then he hangs around for
my old show and then cleans up after.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
He just can't he can't put down the broom.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
He's the one that yells get that out the stage.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Yeah, So with the auditions and you posted that, and
again that is.
Speaker 17 (31:33):
Go to AGT auditions dot com if you're in the
LA area. I'm auditioning for because i want stand up
to really do well on the show.
Speaker 7 (31:43):
So I'm doing it at the ice House.
Speaker 17 (31:45):
I'm gonna have on February sixth a showcase for just
comedians and I'm bringing the producers down and maybe we
can get to We've had some great comics on the
show who have gone on and had great careers and
toured with me too, people like Preacher Loss and Mike
Good'll Winslow and people have done Tom Cotter. They've gone
really far and helped their careers. So yeah, I'm going
(32:07):
to do a showcase for that. But if you can't
show up anywhere, go to AGT auditions dot com and
you don't know. And you know what the truth of
the matter is that regardless of how you do on
the show, even if you don't win the million dollars,
even if somebody on our panel doesn't click and get
what you do, everybody's life is changed. You're gonna you'll
(32:29):
have more notoriety, You'll have an opportunity to do whatever
it is in places that you didn't have that opportunity
before because you were on AGT and you got seen
on AGT.
Speaker 7 (32:38):
It changes lives. You don't have to win. Everybody's a
winner who shows up.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I found that too because I spent four years on Idol,
and people would be I think the old Idol version
of well they must own you.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
It's like, no, no, they don't own you. The landscape's
completely changed.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
And secondly they're like, I don't know if I want
to do it, because it's like, you do it so
people see you, and they and so they go to
your social media account and they fall and then they
can become a fan of everything you're about outside of
the show. But the show AGT or IDOL or any
of these shows, it's an introduction, a massive introduction to
your art. And I think that's what these shows are
(33:13):
so good at now.
Speaker 17 (33:14):
And I think that people are we in life, whether
you're in show business or not, you know, always the
key is and I think Nike says it best with
just do it.
Speaker 7 (33:25):
You got to do it.
Speaker 17 (33:26):
And there's no other avenue to just get eyeballs or
ears into whatever you're doing.
Speaker 7 (33:32):
You shouldn't.
Speaker 17 (33:33):
It's great for you to think. There's so many reasons
why I don't want to do it. I don't want
to be bound by a contract. I don't want to
look stupid. I don't want to be judged. I don't
want to be up against that kind of thing.
Speaker 7 (33:43):
That's not what I do.
Speaker 17 (33:44):
There's no reason for anybody at any level not to
show up, you know, and whether you're an amateur, whether
you have a dream, whether you even have a career,
now it'll only be better. I look at these shows
like AGT, like the like the US Open. You know,
people will go, you know, well, it's not fair. This
is a guy that had a record deal. Well, you
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know what, you had a record deal and you're not
doing much now and you want to compete. Is if
you're a professional tennis player, you go to the US Open,
you go to the Australia Open. It's not just an
amateur show, but it is a place where an amateur
can show up, somebody a janitor can show up, or
somebody who's making a living at it now but wants
to just take it to the next level, or somebody
(34:27):
who just you know. There was a guy on I
think he was on last year again, but I remember
him when when Howard Stern was one of the judges.
Speaker 7 (34:35):
He went by the name of Horse and.
Speaker 17 (34:37):
His thing was he had the ability to get kicked
in the nether area with and he didn't feel it.
He ended up with six episodes on MTV like it was.
Speaker 7 (34:48):
Like a jackass show.
Speaker 17 (34:49):
So you don't know, let us be the judge of
what your talent is and we see anybody any age
from anywhere. Just show up and if you can't show up,
go to AGT auditions. This is our twentieth anniversary show.
It's a stellar show. Also people should show up to
go to Howie Mandel dot com and see where I'm
playing live or listen to my I have a podcast
(35:11):
too called Howie Mandel Does Stuff.
Speaker 7 (35:13):
I do that with my daughter. Chris Hansen's on this week.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Dude, I saw Bloom, you know he's I watch him
on TikTok and uh, the guy on TikTok he went
to his house recently and he called the cops on
Chris Hansen's do that story?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Did you talk about that? I don't want to get okay,
all right, all right, all right, yeah yeah, he's still
like go ahead knocking on doors.
Speaker 7 (35:33):
He is.
Speaker 17 (35:34):
And and the thing is, you know, he used to
do to catch a predator and now he does this
thing called takedown on his own True Blue and it's
it's he has some stories, some crazy stories.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Does stuff with Howie Mandel. It's a great podcast.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Also, whenever the Dana White experience that happened on the podcast,
was that a work?
Speaker 7 (35:56):
That was an experience?
Speaker 17 (35:58):
Uh, he walked off. I still don't understand why he
walked off. The good news is a lot of people
know that and still talk about it and download it
and you can go see the episode.
Speaker 7 (36:10):
But I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (36:11):
But that was really you know, I called him, Yes,
it's real.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I wasn't Jerry lawler Andy Kaufman, because it felt so
good that I was like, this is so I'm I'm
so enthralled with this.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
I don't know what to believe.
Speaker 7 (36:25):
And that's what I thought.
Speaker 17 (36:26):
I thought he was with me, So I continued. There
was another guest there, there was a comic on. I
continued talking, thinking he's with me. He's going to walk
back in, and he didn't.
Speaker 7 (36:37):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (36:37):
He didn't.
Speaker 7 (36:39):
So I have the ability.
Speaker 17 (36:41):
If you want to just watch a podcast where I
have the ability to put somebody off, I guess I do,
you know, But I know I'm annoying.
Speaker 7 (36:48):
I know I can be annoying.
Speaker 17 (36:49):
And that's I get that from that person at the
club that says, get the off the stage.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
And flip your camera. And when he muted himself to
say flip is he can't flip. He's an idiot. But
I was like, do not talk now.
Speaker 7 (37:00):
I would like this. But you know what I like
about this? It makes me look thinner. I like this.
Speaker 17 (37:05):
You can see me in horizontal people who are watching now,
if not just listen. You know my phone is the
wrong way and I've got these two bars and anything,
but doesn't it it's it's slenderizing, isn't it not?
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Really? I mean, you like you just like good? You
know you needy slenderizing when you look good. I got
two final questions. Look, I had two final.
Speaker 7 (37:23):
Why why are they okay? You know it's weird. I
have four. I'm looking at the list. I have four answers.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Great, so hopefully fit give me two answers per question
then so mathematically we're ready to go. Number one is
what it feels like when you're part of a pop
culture phenomenon. It's happened many times in your career. But
Deal or No Deal that thing turned into for somebody
who's forty five below, and that thing was a pop
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culture since what does that feel like?
Speaker 2 (37:52):
That wave?
Speaker 17 (37:54):
That's probably the most exciting, surprising, weirdest time in my life.
So up until Deal or No Deal, I had such
a segregated audience, you know, like we talked about Bobby's World,
but people who watched Bobby's were a little moms with
their kids. They kind of knew me as I played
(38:15):
the dad. They weren't even sure I was the voice,
you know. So I had that Saturday Morning cartoon people.
I did a show earlier than that. I did a
drama called Saint Elsewhere, which was a hospital show. That's
where Denzel Washington came out of I had that audience,
but the people that watched Saint Elsewhere didn't watch Saturday Morning,
so that was a different audience. I did a ton
(38:35):
of cable stand up specials like the Glove you talked about.
My comedy audience didn't even the letters. This is how
long ago I was doing. It was letters before email
that I would get would go. I have a bet
with my husband that doctor Fiscus, which was my character name,
is not the same guy that blows the rubber glove
up on his head in comedy, So they didn't know.
Speaker 7 (38:54):
Deal or No Deal was the.
Speaker 17 (38:55):
First thing that brought all these audiences together. It was
the biggest thing that ever happened to me. Launched my career.
I was thinking of leaving and retiring right before Deal
or No Deal started.
Speaker 7 (39:06):
I got offered it.
Speaker 17 (39:07):
It's the first thing that I said no to, and
that's why I'm a proponent of saying yes when I
talk about auditioning for AGT. I didn't want in two
thousand and five. It was actually two thousand and four
when it was offered to me, I didn't want to
do a game show. I didn't think it was I
thought it would be the nail in the coffin of
my career as a comedian, and comedians weren't doing game
shows at the time. It's kind of like movie stars
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didn't want to do commercials, and now every movie star
is the spokesperson for something. So I didn't want to
do a game show. My wife told me, I'm an idiot.
Speaker 7 (39:38):
Take the deal.
Speaker 14 (39:39):
I did.
Speaker 17 (39:39):
I went there didn't really understand what it was going
to be because there was no skill.
Speaker 7 (39:45):
I had no trivia questions to ask.
Speaker 17 (39:47):
It was just an hour and I was saying open
the case and yelling out the numbers that were in
the case, and I didn't know that if it was good,
it blew up. Surprised me more than anybody. It was
so exciting, it was so amazing, and it's become you know,
nobody's more thrilled than I got to be a part
of it. And you know, I don't think I was
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the first choice. In fact, I know I wasn't the
first choice. When I finally said yes, they go, they
kept saying we can't do it without you, we need you,
we need you, and I go in great, I'll finally,
I'll do it. This was on a Friday. I go,
when does it start? They said Monday? I go, don't
you have to build a set? They go, we have
a set. I go, well, don't you have to hire models?
We have all the models? Like, how far down the list?
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How many people said no? Before I on Friday at
four o'clock told them they had a host for a
Monday ten o'clock shoot.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
But you said yes, And that's the key to show up,
say yes and show up. Finally gotch deal and I'm
gonna indulge me a bit here. So again, I've been
a big fan of your stand up for a long time.
And you talk about specials. I just I'm not a
traditional stand up, but I toured the last couple of
years doing theaters, doing stand up on my special. Goal
bought by a TV network and they're going to show
it in a couple of weeks. Haven't been able to
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really announce anything yet.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
But I hate it.
Speaker 12 (41:01):
Now.
Speaker 7 (41:02):
Why why did you not? Why I don't want you
announce it? Well?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
I can't.
Speaker 12 (41:05):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
They it's they want to wait till their time to
announce it. I'm just being the good soldier.
Speaker 7 (41:10):
Are you located in LA.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
I'm in Nashville, La, Nashville.
Speaker 7 (41:14):
Are you going to be in LA soon? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Do you want me to come to LA?
Speaker 7 (41:17):
I mean yeah, I want you to come do my podcast.
I want you to promote your stand up special. You
didn't like it. You're saying, what do you? I said?
Speaker 1 (41:23):
What you did? What I'm saying, Like, now that I
watch it back, I'm like, oh, man, I kind of suck.
Do you ever watch back stuff and go, man, I don't.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Do you have imposter syndrome at all? Did you ever
struggle with that or like watching yourself back thinking.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
You're not that funny?
Speaker 7 (41:37):
I can't stand myself.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Okay, good, thank god.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
So that's it.
Speaker 7 (41:41):
I I don't.
Speaker 17 (41:42):
I don't even want to look in the mirror to
to shave.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Like I hate it. I watch it and I think
it's pretty good, but I can't.
Speaker 17 (41:50):
But first of all, I want to say I'll answer
that question in a second. First of all, congratulations, thank you.
That's that's amazing and people don't know that you know
how and how many people are out there just trying
it and to achieve the ability to have somebody even
pay for it and want to put it on and
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promote it, and to have it so important that you
can't talk about it until they talk about it even
makes it more. That's when you're doing something. That's when
you know you're doing something. You know when you're doing
something when you can't talk about what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Yeah, I was not doing anything. To me, I would
like to talk about it because I want to beg
people to watch it. But then again at the same time, like,
but I want them to watch it because I watch
it and I kind of cringe it myself.
Speaker 7 (42:32):
And why aren't you allowed to mention it now, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Because I think we're trying.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
We have a date, but I think they think tentatively
they may move it a night, like ten percent chance
I may have to move it a single night.
Speaker 17 (42:44):
But I'm not saying I'm not saying that you have
to say like on you know, April twelfth, you don't
have to say that. Yeah, people don't remember that anyway,
but they go b Bones has a comedy special coming
out on you know, Amazon or on YouTube or wherever.
They at least they just keep and if nothing else
they remember to keep going to that platform and waiting
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for a promo.
Speaker 7 (43:05):
I think that's stupid marketing.
Speaker 17 (43:07):
If I had, if I knew where the mute button
is on this, I would look at somebody else in.
Speaker 7 (43:11):
The room and go, this is stupid.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
I feel that, all right, so good. I'm glad to
know that you also hate yourself at times.
Speaker 17 (43:20):
All but all, you know, every one of us in
this business has that. The reason is if we are
willing to talk and stand up and show up in
front of strangers, we need the love and the acceptance
of people we don't even know, because we can't give
it to ourselves.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Howie Mandel dot com his dates start all January all
the way through. It looks like May up on your
site now and all the cities the shows in how I.
Speaker 7 (43:47):
So far don't mention it. I don't want to mention
Howie Mandel dot com.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Listen. I would mention in.
Speaker 7 (43:54):
Vegas, Bobby, you're really good at what you do. You
really are.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Thank you. How I'm a big fan.
Speaker 7 (43:58):
Thank you. Who am I to judge?
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Who am I to get that off the stage?
Speaker 7 (44:02):
Is what I say?
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Uh, Howie, thank you, buddy, And hopefully I'll meet a
person sometime a big fan and have a great day.
Speaker 7 (44:08):
Man.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Oh always turned his camera. Yeah, he didn't unlock it.
He didn't unlock it though. Yeah, all right, Howie, good
to see you, buddy, sideways.
Speaker 7 (44:19):
Wait wait, where's the now? He looks? Put it on
mute and tell him what you really think of me? Talculator.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
On the show last week, we debuted bad story, good
story about Eddie, and the story was the bad one
was Eddie made his wife drive when she was in labor,
and he wrote in the passenger.
Speaker 6 (44:42):
Seat because it was the fourth time that we'd gone
to the hospital but.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Still dude, and then he made her stop to get
him an egg McMuffin as she was in labor.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
While she was driving.
Speaker 6 (44:51):
We hadn't even breakfast.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Okay, But so that was a story. We meant to
get to a good story. We didn't. We're still not yet,
so I think you did that on purpose. No, we're
gonna do bad story if we have time, good story,
we'll have time. Let's get on with a bad story.
Lunchbox has a bad Eddie story he wants to share.
And it took that segment for you to remember this.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
It did.
Speaker 15 (45:12):
It jogged my memory about when my wife was giving
birth to our second child. We're at the hospital and
Eddie and Ray were nice enough to bring us some
lunch and we eat the chick away and he goes
in and we're walking back into the room and this
lady goes, oh, my goodness, the baby's go coming. The
baby's coming in. It's time to push. And Eddie looks
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at this lady and goes, where's the doctor.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
She goes, I am the doctor.
Speaker 13 (45:38):
Oh, so, what are you saying that he's sexist? He
had no idea that a woman could be a doctor.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Why wouldn't she be the doctor?
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Dollar of jacket does a doctor wear a man or woman?
Usually doesn't matter a man or woman. What color of
wah jacket? White one?
Speaker 6 (46:00):
She was wearing a blue one like all the other nurses.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
How was I supposed to know she was the doctor?
Speaker 15 (46:07):
I mean she was running around telling everybody get in
their position and get ready. And then and he goes, well,
where's the doctor. I was in panic mode. You know,
we're having a baby. Where's the doctor?
Speaker 2 (46:15):
She says, I am the doctor. I'm like, right, I'll
get out of here. That's a tough one to hear.
Speaker 6 (46:21):
But do you understand, though, me and Ray took them
lunch because.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
They're a good story.
Speaker 13 (46:26):
Here's the good story. You go, and I mean just
straight in her face goes, well, where's the doctor?
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Oh boy?
Speaker 4 (46:34):
And then so did you say, oh, sorry, normally doctors
were white.
Speaker 6 (46:39):
No, no, I didn't say all that. I said I'm
sorry about that room.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Sorry. Oh yeah, of course, and then I left. Did
you know and this is something maybe you don't know.
Apologies if you did. Did you know the woman can
be doctors? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
I knew that she was not wearing doctor attired.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Making sure, making sure? And that's another edition of bad
story gets. Oh my goodness, your get story kind of
sucked because it was heavily overshadowed.
Speaker 6 (47:01):
Was that the good story?
Speaker 7 (47:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (47:03):
His, you brought it on a good one from the
other day.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 6 (47:15):
Everyone loves holiday parties. Well in Bowling Green, Ohio. The
Snyders live there and they have their annual holiday party.
Everyone shows up, friends, family, neighbors. But they don't just
drink and eat good food. They collect money for schools.
So they collected over one thousand dollars and this year
it's going to go to payoff lunch debts across the
district of their school district.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
So part of the party was bring money to give.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Totally, that's pretty cool and good food, good drinks and
all that, but bring money to give.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Yeah, that's cool. Good story, that's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. And that is the
end of the first half of the podcast.
Speaker 9 (47:54):
The end of the first half of the podcast podcast
the first time of the podcast. You can go to
podcast to or you can wait a podcast to come out.
Speaker 8 (48:11):
H
Transknitting Walk on Monday Show Morning Studio Morning. This guy
sued a razor company because he cut his face while shaving.
Let's go, I cut my face all the time. I
can't see. I take my glasses off to shave, and
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so I have like a little mole here. I cut
it off like once.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Every two weeks.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Oh yeah, hey, I can't see. But he made six thousand,
two hundred and fifty bucks. That's not bad for cutting
his face.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
It's a whim.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I cut my face every day.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
If I everyone does great, No, this is crazy to me.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
A man who cut himself shaving got the money. Nick
Silverthorn purchased a supermarket own brazor razor from his local store.
When he got home, he used it for the first time,
says he cut both cheeks. He discovered one of the
razor blades was detached, so I believed the razor was faulty.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Still no, because if it's it's a little bit detached
and it's wonky and you're just going you're shaving.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
But usual you never just go to town when you shave.
There's never a point, Amy, am I face shaving where I.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Just like time to go to town. You're always sensitive
with it.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I know, but if there's a loose blade, that is
I mean, I'm now I agree with him.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
Yeah. How bad is his cut?
Speaker 7 (01:15):
Though?
Speaker 6 (01:15):
Like we kind of just had like a little skin off.
Speaker 8 (01:18):
This guy have bad cuts, one on each side.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
He says, this was no ordinary cut. Oh, it sliced
my skin. Oh yeah, my cut blood for twenty minutes.
Oh my cuts?
Speaker 6 (01:28):
Do really?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I have to put toilet paper and it stays there
for an hour.
Speaker 8 (01:33):
I also have as men like y'all don't have that
nick stick?
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Yeah we have that.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh you do, but you have that.
Speaker 7 (01:40):
No.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
I don't shave my face. I don't use razor blades.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
What do you do?
Speaker 6 (01:45):
I just use the electric razor.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Oh okay, you shave. I thought that you were just saying, like,
facial hair doesn't grow on me.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Shaving with a blade, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
In college, I shave with a blade a couple times
a week, but I never bought a knix.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
You sho a nextick, so I don't know what's in it.
It could be causing cancer, who knows. But do you
stick it on the cut? The nick and whatever is
in there. It looks like a little piece of chalk
and you just stick it on there and whila, it
stops bleeding.
Speaker 9 (02:12):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
You use the same thing on like dog nails.
Speaker 10 (02:16):
Like, if a dog nail starts bleeding, it's the same
thing you.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Put on it.
Speaker 8 (02:19):
Nexttick.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I'm gonna forget about it. That those sooners. Not that
I want to forget about it. That will be a
gift someone has to get me. Otherwise I'll never remember
that there's such such thing as a nixstick. That's from
sw NS. Medical bills won't be seen on credit reports
thanks to a new rule, which is great.
Speaker 8 (02:34):
Oh that's so great.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, credit reports will no longer include medical debt for Americans.
The new rules finalized by the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.
It'll take an effect in March. It'll help people be
able to buy massive purchases houses, cars that they should
have a better shot at buying except for medical debt,
which they had no control of.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
This is actually a really big deal.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Medical bills driged down credit ratings and then people don't
qualify for loans for mortgages. Yeah, we're not talking about
taking out a loaned likeness gamble. I mean it's like
real life affecting real life stuff. This is great news.
That is from CBS News.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
This woman.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Went inside this cabinet that she bought on Facebook marketplace,
in his old cabinet and she found twelve Ermee China
dinner plates, twelve of them and they're worth two hundred
and fifty bucks each.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Than it's Z.
Speaker 8 (03:28):
But is that who say it? It doesn't matter?
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Is this the same like personal it's yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I think they make China.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah. Their native way to say it is MS.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
I feel like you've done research.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I know, I do know how how the folks say
it there. I wasn't going to correct amy correcting me.
I was just gonna let it live.
Speaker 8 (03:47):
Oh I don't, I don't want I don't want to
correct you.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
And I was just saying, I think so that people
know it's that fancy brand. It's not a different brand.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
It's like you said, I said it wrong, correct correct
I was a going to correct you correcting me?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
What were you going to correct me on?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
If I was correcting you?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I wasn't going to correct you.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
No, no, I was just gonna keep going and let
you just take me down a notch and live down there.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Even though I knew I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I wanted to do.
Speaker 8 (04:12):
I'm saying it's that fancy brand.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, but you said you correct how I said it?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Okay, you did.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
I have just been fine say erme.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
And I'm pretty sure you said it's pronounced.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Carry on, go ahead.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
What's the story, man, I.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Don't want to the story anymore.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
No, the whole story is she found a bunch of
expensive stuff in this thing she bought on Facebook market.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
She was supposed to just get the hunch on Facebook marketplaces,
and then you opened it up and there's valuable like
dishes and stuff inside.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Ermez does make like purses and plates.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
The dude, they well know.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
The s can almost be heard in the native language,
but not full what is the native language? But it's like,
how do you say this brand?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Amy?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Okay, I have this weird that I can't talk about now,
but I have this weird introduction to the fashion world.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Not that affects me at all. How do you say
this brandkay?
Speaker 8 (05:10):
I probably don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
But you know you know the brand?
Speaker 8 (05:13):
Oh well, why a sell good? Now I'm nervous.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
But Saint Laurent, Saint Laurent eves but why y.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
E s y V Okay, so I know these odd
things and the native tongue of fact pronounced that that
is called guacamole.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
No, it's not that I know nothing of Why.
Speaker 8 (05:42):
What what about Saint Laurent. I just never say that.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Eve's part Laurent.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Just running it.
Speaker 8 (05:49):
Boy, you well running it by me?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Okay, but you said something before the who knows?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Dude?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
When you watch the commercials, I think you get the
right sort of you.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Get the American version.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Really they have commercials.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Yeah, Lenny Kravitz, he goes, he says, yeah, that's it wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, anyway, whatever, Tiffany and co. There's a box. And
I hate the story. The story is put me in
a bad mood. Destroy the show?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Was the story? Or was it?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Amy never puts me in a bad mood, man.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
I just thought it was.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Which which works if you're if you're American, which we are, correct,
we're all American.
Speaker 8 (06:26):
Okay, So you're saying in the native over wherever they're from.
But I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I like to keep it real. I like to keep
it real.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
It's like walk allway walk.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
How do you say walk them on?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
You say walk, yeah, walk only, But I say, if
I'm one says yes, I do. And if white people, yeah,
yes in our tongue, right, in your native tongue, my
native tongue, I say guawk.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
If we're going to chpaut. We don't say I'll have
some walk.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Right, because they'll never understand what you're saying. But what
was real pronunciation?
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Fair enough?
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Walk them all.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
But if you're a Chipotle and you asked for whatever,
walcome on, no, no, do the one one syllable No,
you don't say that.
Speaker 11 (07:07):
You don't say that you have a side of walk. Please,
I have to say not know. They won't get it correct.
So no one's wrong. I mean, you're not You're not wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I just felt insulted because I was corrected for I
was being extremely right.
Speaker 8 (07:24):
I really feel like I said, it doesn't think it's
a mess.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
It's a little more aggressive it was.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Let's full the tape.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Don't care to I don't even don't even care about this.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
We don't want to relive.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
They do, because this has been going on and on.
Thought I thought it was just a quicks.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Oh yeah, some people call it hermes.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Hermes hers, let me I call it, and I call
it laurels laurel. And then I call it guawk, Yeah,
extra gualk. Please you have to say, do you think
they behind their breath?
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Go?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
He's a whitey.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
The cracker wants some guak that they don't do that normal.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Because when you say do they do you want to
salad or tortilla?
Speaker 8 (08:12):
You say tortilla?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, what do you say you don't they don't. That's right,
But that's right, tortilla, all of us are right. What
about I'll take a vegeta? How do you say, like, oh, yeah,
because that's that's it. I don't do that.
Speaker 11 (08:31):
But like people say, casadilla, No, I never heard that.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
That's all. That's the only version I've ever said that
all the time.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I want a casadilla, the fun I've said that's my
favorite food.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
And I always say I want a casadilla.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
But you're saying to be funn you don't actually think
that's what it's called. Well, now I've learned there's other
ways to pronounce it, but I've always said the.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Other ways, the actual ways.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
But even our way to pronounce it natively is not correct,
but it is correct.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
In our American version of.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
It also calls chiput chippoodle.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
But that's a nickname. He's being funny.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I don't think so it's funny.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
That's him being funny if you think he's saying casadilla
and chipoodle and that's the reason you're.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Out of your mind.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Okay, but for everybody listening, we can't say anything right ever,
generally as a show. So any of us taking shots
at anybody is the irony there is living. But okay, well,
I do feel like some poodle today there now after that.
And I'm not a casadilla guy, oh really at all
(09:32):
at all, just in general, not a casa guy. And
I like everything in it and I'll eat one if
someone gets it. I don't like any vegetables and it
I only want meat and cheese.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
What do you want? Chicken?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Beef, beef? But I'll do chicken.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I'll do chicken, but what but beef? But I'm not
a I'm not a casadilla guy period. I'll never I'll
never order a casadilla at a Mexican restaurant ever. My
favorite thing in a Mexican restaurant is just two crunchy tacos.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
With the with the soft with like the brown beef.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Oh yeah, beef beef for sure, like the poor Man taco,
not even the Fagita beef because the Taco Bell taco. Yeah,
I think that's what's conditioned me to Mexican restaurants. I
don't like onions, so if I'm like, I'll take there
have been many times where I've gotten the faa beef
taco and I'm like, I'll just get the steak taco,
but they can't get all the onions out of it.
And I hate onions so much it runs it. So
(10:19):
I'll just take two crunchy tacos, and I need American
cheese shreaded, a little bit of lettuce, a little bit.
Speaker 8 (10:26):
Of tomato, American cheese or shreaded cheddar.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I don't know whatever's American. Basically, what I'm.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
Sause American cheese. I think of the American slices.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Oh, I'm just thinking of cheese from America. Any of them.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
American cheese, and they give you a cheese.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I think you know, what would be a fun thing
to do, And I'm going to do no research on this.
Mic Let's get cheeses and have me see if I
can identify the cheese blindfolded, because I don't think I
even know the different like American cheese, sure, but.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Shadow the same thing as American.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
They were all American. I don't buy them in America.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
Monster.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I've never heard of that.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
It's called monster. Is it called monster?
Speaker 8 (11:09):
There's a monster cheese.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
It's good?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Is it monster? I think it's a monster, the monsters
Adam family.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Yeah, oh you would know that one.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
There's one called Swiss, right, that's the one said that one.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Guda Bree blue cheese.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I want to do a cheese experiment, even if it's
just for visual for our YouTube channel, because I don't
think I know anything. But I don't know the difference
in cheeses. I do like going into the cheddar cheese
if my wife buys a pack of it, like for
for making tacos, I just go hands.
Speaker 8 (11:41):
Deep into the shredded.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
But yeah, I'm having stomach issues, so maybe not the
best idea, but we should do it anyway.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I'll commit. It's one bite, I'll do it.
Speaker 8 (11:51):
Pop a lactade?
Speaker 6 (11:53):
What pop a lactaed.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Let's get the show started.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Something weird happened to Morgan. I don't know if it's weird,
it feels weird. You guys be the judge.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Morgan telling what happened.
Speaker 10 (12:06):
So I went to get like a facial done, and
you go into kind of a spa like room, but
there's a comfy bed that you lay on and they
do the facial. Well, they gave me a robe and
she was like, okay, we'll change and get ready for
your facial. So I got completely naked and I put
the robe on. But it felt really weird because she
was just working on.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Weird where they give you a robe or just face.
Do you think she knew it was just face?
Speaker 12 (12:30):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Or is it weird that she got naked?
Speaker 5 (12:33):
This didn't happen to Morgan? Morgan did it like? It's like,
it's not like something happened to her.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
She chose, She.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Chose, So Morgan, you're the weird one.
Speaker 12 (12:42):
Do you think?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, so she gave you a rope, so you want
to think, well gotta get naked.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Yeah, because it felt weird.
Speaker 10 (12:48):
I had left my pants on and then I was like, well,
I have a robe and then pants on, and this
doesn't feel also normal. So I just took off my
pants because I didn't know what else to do.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
I mean, I think it's okay if you want to
get comfortable, but typically they give the rope because during
a facial they go down the neck and into the
chest declote area, so that you want to have your
top off so they can work that area too.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
So in your opinion, you should have left your pants on.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
I mean I would you have.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
But also I do understand morgan wanting to feel cozy.
You go on reverse pooh no no, no pants and
no top, no no no. I would have kept my
bottoms on, yeah, but taken my top off and the.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Only words pants. Yes.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
Someone gives you a robe, though, don't you automatically think like, well,
all right.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
But you know you're facial sting because I don't know.
I think if they gave me the robe, I would't
even put it on. I would just I'm like, you're
on my face. I just take my sweater off.
Speaker 13 (13:40):
But it's more relaxing to be naked.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Under a rope makes relaxing to maybe naked with people.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I don't know, regardless of the situation.
Speaker 13 (13:47):
It's like, you go fully naked, you take.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
And I know people do, but so I don't, like,
I could see if you had jeans on it would
be uncomfortable, so take the jeans off.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
So I'm not kind of pants you have on?
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I had on leggings.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
See, I think she just want to get naked.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I I didn't know what to do. I kind of panicked.
Speaker 10 (14:04):
It felt it felt weird no matter which way I went,
And because there was a robe and it was a
comfy bed, I was like, well, Okay, I guess this
is what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I'm gonna be naked for official for just a facial.
Would you have said you would have kept your pants on? Yes,
it is Morgan weird.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Well, I don't want to say she's weird weird. I
just what I will say is it didn't happen to her.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yes, it I didn't understand that that.
Speaker 12 (14:29):
That's a great point bars the question to be.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Because, dear Bobby Bones, I have a friend who wants
me to recommend her for a job where I work.
I have been able to get other friends hired. However,
I have legitimate concerns and I'm confident she is not
what my superiors are looking for or nice person.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I don't want to crush her or selfishly lose their
credibility because I have credibility with my boss. Now, any
advice would be appreciated, sincerely happy employee. You do not
have to do it. Now, here's what you choose. You
choose how you let her know you're not doing it.
You can do the route that I wouldn't do, which
is the mature, honest route, and be like, hey, I
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don't think this is right for you based on your
job experience, etc. That's not the route I would do.
The route I would do it. They're like, they had
to post that because of HR reasons. It's already full.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
That's a lie. But that's what I would do because
I don't want to hurt my friend.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I'm not recommending my friend for this job if they suck,
because that's on me and I'm gonna be held responsible
forever for their actions. So your friend did this to themselves.
If they are not reliable and they are not what
is needed for this job, you do not have to
recommend them because that's going to fall on you.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
It's like setting somebody up.
Speaker 7 (15:57):
Amy.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
If I were like Amy, I got this friend I'm
gonna sit up with. He's awesome and he's not right
a little bit. You're gonna blame me.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
But you probably do think that he's no.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
No, But if I knew a little bit, like he's
cheated before.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Like he's like, he's like my friend, and I love
him for reasons like in our friendship, I know with women,
Like he's like kind of shady and I set you
up with him, and he does that.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
To you a little bit. You're gonna look at me
and go, why why did you do that? I know
so you do not.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
And I would not recommend a friend for this job
if you don't think they're gonna make you look good.
You do not owe it to this friend to do that,
because they're not gonna give you the same respect back
by showing up on time being good employee.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
And I would also lie about it, because that's what frienda.
Do you have anything?
Speaker 5 (16:44):
I don't think I'm gonna lie about it, but I
think you just lost a friend.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
I'm well, no.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
Because what if she finds out that she's not the
job is available and that I told her that, Oh
they just had to post that it's full.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
There's no way she would ever find out.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
But what if she did?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Okay, well, what if she grow wrings out a button,
flies to the moon. Oh that'd be weird. That would
be weird.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
If she want to get the job done, because that
is a skill that is not trainable.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Gosh, I just want to hope that like, what if
I'm wrong and she what if she's amazing at the
job and then I'm robbing her of that opportunity.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
She's your friend, you know, it'd be like my friend
that I set you up with.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I know.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Okay, yeah, all right, close it up. Thank you for emailing.
This is a voicemail from Matt in Virginia. Heybunes Morning Studio.
Speaker 9 (17:26):
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned
myself around.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Love the show, Love you.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Guys, the best, solid solid delivery, Solid delivery. Next one up.
Speaker 14 (17:38):
Hi, I have a question for Eddie. Your wife has
gone back to work after several years off, and you
were talking about how in the afternoons because you get
done earlier, you were doing laundry and picking up the
house and kind of taking over some of those roles
that she had done for so long so that she
could go back to work. And I'm just wondering if
she's staying home again and if that pendulum has shifted
(18:02):
back the other way and she's kind of taken those
that over, or if you're still helping out around the house,
and I just wonder.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
Yeah, she she's not working anymore. She shouldn't have that
job anymore. So she came back. She came back home.
And now, be honest about what you're doing. I don't
want you to paint yourself in a picture. What do
you mean that is so glowing? Like she wants to
know now, how how the roles changed in the afternoon. Well,
when she had the job, it was tricky because yeah,
I did have to kind of get home around noon
and take those duties. And you're just not answering the question. Now,
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I'm kind of back to the way I used to be,
not to do nothing. No, I still help a little bit,
but not as much as I used. The percentage of
what you used to, uh what I used to maybe
like fifteen percent.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Solid answer. I believe that I'm not saying I agree
with that true. Believe you telling the truth. Good for you, right, well,
not good for you, but good for you for telling
the truth.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Thank you, Eddie.
Speaker 12 (18:51):
Yeah's pile of stories.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
This guy is making a living by standing on the
street praising strangers for a small fee. I'll just tell
you something really awesome about yourself. And he said he's
making sixty five dollars a day.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Oo oh, oh, really should charge more.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Well, no, I'm not gonna do that for six coulve
bucks a day.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Like I get if you're like a homeless guy and
you're that's a good little trick, like compliments one dollar.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Well, this guy he was once addicted to gambling, lost
his family, lost his job, couldn't even pay his mortgage,
and now he just spends his day spreading good feelings
and makes money doing it.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
No, I feel like I hope he has a real
job too.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Well, probably tax free too. Man, there's a little coins.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
It's just why one out him and then goes.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
After lunchbox is always looking for ways to make money.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
I also hope he doesn't like give a compliment and
expect the money, because these people don't do your windows
and they come into if you've ever in a big
city and they start scrubbing wiping your window, then they
just expect the.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Money and like, bro, my window was clean, or when
they save a parking spot for you, and like then
I found that.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
I think he's gaining popularity where people sort of seek
him out too.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
He has a nickname. His name is uncle, praise.
Speaker 13 (19:53):
It's only eight dollars. Now, our minimum waits is more
than that.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
No, not everywhere taxes, but.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
In trouble, sorry for yourself.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Okay, I'm sure he probably does.
Speaker 12 (20:09):
All right.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
So humans have New Year's resolutions. But I read something
in the morning when I was like, what Because people
have them for their pets, and apparently they're trying to
cut back on treats, exercise more.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Eat healthier. They would have spent more time outside and
brush their teeth.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Well, the humans want this right, so the humans can
actually make that. It's like when I was given Stanley,
our bulldog, like a lot of credit for working hard
and losing five pounds and I was like, dude, you
did it, and my wife's like, he didn't do crap.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
You just fed them less. I was like, that's a
great point. That's a good point because he wouldn't have
done it. No, no, he would eat more. Okay, what else?
Speaker 5 (20:41):
So gen Z, they are really anxious when it comes
to phone calls, so much so they did this whole
study with them and they experienced nausea, increase in heart rate,
shortness of breath, dizziness, and muscular tension when they have
a phone call coming in when they have to make.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
A phone call.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
That sounds a bit dramatic. I'll be hones to. But
my things I hate the most. I have a new
one on the list. So I hate opening a trash
bag when you have to go put the liner in.
What's up with that? I hate that so much.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Used to clean houses and you had to do that.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Possibly it could be, and I'm grossed out, but I
just hate it. I hate it so much. And I
have a couple of those, but I think one of
them is talking on the phone. I hate talking on
the phone.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
You experienced nausea, increase in heart.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I hate it. If it is, it does not matter
who it is. No, I'm going to tell you why.
I don't mind face timing and I don't mind texting.
I hate talking because people cannot take my social cue
of I don't want to talk anymore because you can't
see each other, and I don't want to talk anymore,
just generally speaking, if you're ever talking to me on
the phone, I don't want to talk anymore. Just think
that the whole time. Now, if you want to FaceTime,
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I'm all great, and we can talk talk and we
can exhaust whatever conversation we're having. Maybe we pivot to
something else, but you'll be able to tell tell about
my face when I'm done. Yeah, because I hate talking
on the phone.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
You can't see the face. Then mentally we're just gonna
be like, he doesn't want to talk.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I don't want to talk anymore, want to I don't
want to talk on the phone to anybody.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
There's no we know, FaceTime all day long. All right,
what else?
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Quick little quiz for y'all. So David Shwimmer he was
ross on friends. What do you think he is yelled
at him the most when he's like walking down the
street and maybe some fans come up.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
What do you think they say to him the most?
Speaker 13 (22:20):
Pivot, that's all I thought.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yeah, they're yelling from the couch scene.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
That's the number one thing he gets yelled at.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Pivot And sometimes you know, he'll get we were on
a break.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
That's good too. I think about that one. That's a
good one too.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
That's what's the root of one.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Him and Jenniferanson. He got caught with the bartender and
then she's like, you cheated, and he was like to
break it.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
They were on a.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Break, they were on a break.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Oh, I'm team Rawson that they were on a.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Break a break, Yeah, I'm maybe that's my file.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news.
Speaker 7 (22:52):
How much box.
Speaker 15 (22:57):
Jess Parker was on a hike with her dog, wall
the Corgi, when Jess fell down and stopped.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
I broke my leg.
Speaker 13 (23:08):
She thinks she called for help.
Speaker 15 (23:09):
Only problem is she didn't bring her phone, couldn't call anybody,
so she screamed out o he no one could hear her.
So Waldo licked her face, said I'll be back, went running.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
How did that dog say that? He lift her face,
her face, saying, hey, I got you got it, went.
Speaker 15 (23:27):
Running away, like fifteen minutes later, comes back with a human.
Speaker 13 (23:31):
Waldo had gone.
Speaker 15 (23:32):
Up to the human and her grabbed the pants legs and.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Said whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
Speaker 15 (23:38):
And led the person back to Jess. And then now
that the person's there, Waldo ran all the way home
and got her husband and brought him back.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Okay, are we sure that candy real? Are we sure that? Listen?
Speaker 15 (23:50):
No, this is what it says in paramedics arrived shortly
after that.
Speaker 13 (23:54):
She went to the hospital.
Speaker 15 (23:55):
Had surgery, and her quote is Waldo passed the Lassie
test with flying colors, proving his quick thinking and loyalty.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Then he got Timmy out of the well.
Speaker 13 (24:05):
As soon as I went to the hospital, he got
two people.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
It's true, awesome, I believe one that had been crazy
and I was like, wow, it's hard to believe, but
I can't believe it. A corky though, would I expect
nothing from a corky little I expect nothing from a corky.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
That's a great story. The second part makes me question
a little more.
Speaker 15 (24:23):
I do question it about him biting the pant leg
of a human, because if you're thinking you're gonna get big,
you're probably hitting.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
That dog off.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah, unless it licks it and says come with me,
which you've already had a lick and said I'll be back.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (24:37):
That seems to be a good story. SEMs to be
a movie if it's true. That's the craziest story I've
ever heard. Yeah, great story, that's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. So Bobby Bones Show interviews.
In case you didn't know how we Mandel. You may
know him from way back in the day. Saint elsewhere.
You may know him as the host of Deal or
(24:57):
No Deal. You may know him from America's Got Talent
a Judge. You may know him Bobby from Bobby's World,
Super funny, super famous, so happy he's on here? He is,
Howie Mandel, I've never seen that happen before ward. Doesn't
adjust have to unlock it?
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (25:11):
Well you asked for it.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Oh can you hear me?
Speaker 7 (25:14):
No? No, no, oh you want it this way?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Hey, tell Scuba if you'll unlock his phone, it'll flip.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
He's not able to figure out how to unlock it
and do that.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Okay, figured like that?
Speaker 6 (25:22):
All right?
Speaker 12 (25:23):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Hey, how it's Bobby.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
Hi, Bobby.
Speaker 17 (25:24):
I saw that He muted it because you said if
you unlock it, then you can go on horizontal, and
then he muted it to say, nah, this guy's an idiot.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Well he did say, no, exactly what he said.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
And I don't agree with him matter, I get it. No,
I don't agree with him in any way. He said,
I just I don't want to waste anyone's time, which
is move on, let's go.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
And I said, how is it? Can know how to
unlock his phone? Was not a big deal?
Speaker 7 (25:44):
No, No, he called me an idiot.
Speaker 17 (25:46):
Now I'm not going to unlock my phone and you're
gonna have to watch me vertically like that.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
And you know what, I agree with you. Justice for
Howie is what I screamed, because that was unfair. You
should block the camera Howie to show him.
Speaker 7 (25:55):
You know that when you're on a when you're on
a like a zoom like that, and.
Speaker 17 (25:59):
You talk to me, to talk to me, talk to me,
Bobby says something and then you mute it. It's something
you didn't want to share with exactly.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It's like if you're on speakerphone in the car and
someone's like, hey, John's in here with me.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
It's like, well, why why did you say that? So passionate?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
You want me to hear what you're about to talk about.
I agree how ijustice for you, and I'm very sorry
that happened to you.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
You know what, I'm gonna live with it and life
goes on.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
I'm a big fan. By the way, Thank you for
your time, man, really seriously, thank you for yours.
Speaker 17 (26:27):
If you're you're a great broadcaster, and we should work
together sometimes and sometimes you.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Know, I have a question, how about when you work?
And this is so in the weeds. But whenever you do,
for example, AGT America. But then you go and do Canada.
Do you just have a house there? As like you like,
what what's that schedule?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
How long are you there?
Speaker 17 (26:48):
Well, first of all, you've worked on these shows you
worked on like American Idol. I don't have to be
there that long. It's not really I hate to say this,
but I finished negotiating already, so I'm okay with saying
it does feel like a job. I go and stay
in a hotel. Canada's got talent is maybe you know
out of the whole year, two weeks work by the
(27:10):
same token. So is you know any of these shows
the voice our show AGT. It's not a lot of work.
I'm just really just sitting watching a show. Somebody dances
and I go, that was good. It's not a real show.
I feel like I should I'm not going to say
that pay them. But I love I would go and
(27:31):
do go to shows where whenever I can. And I
love like amateur shows. I love watching TV. I scroll
on the internet TikTok wherever you know. Originally I posted
the guy who won last year, Richard Goodall. I posted
him on TikTok his his piece of him singing in
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the school, and then our producers saw that and that's
how he got on. You know, I just love watching
that stuff, whether I have the job or not. So
and then again to be in the room when somebody
with a hope and a dream, it just comes to fruition.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
You feel it when you're in that room.
Speaker 17 (28:08):
You feel like, oh my god, this is something I've
never seen in a way I've never seen it, and
their life is about to change and it's never going
to be the same. And I'm invited to the party
and I got a front row seat to it.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
How often do you get on stage now, aside from
agt because I've been a fan of your stand up forever.
Like my favorite bit ever is when you blow up
the freaking glove, Like that's all like to me, I'd
still laugh a watch.
Speaker 7 (28:31):
You're older than I thought.
Speaker 17 (28:33):
The truth of the matter is I get on stage
when whenever I can, you know, and I'm on stage
four or five times. My real love is stand up
and I love doing stand up because I can say
all the things that I can't say on TV or
when I'm working with somebody. It's not, and people who
know me from AGT and Deal or No Deal or
(28:55):
wherever Bobby's World, they're always somewhat surprised because I don't
think my stand up is family fair. In fact, go
to Howiemandel dot com. You'll see I'm touring next week.
I'm I'm in Vegas right now, but I'm in Vegas
next week at the MGM with our Sinio Hall. Me
and our Sineo are doing dates together. I'm all over
the place. And when I'm not doing dates at night
(29:16):
after work, I'll go to the comedy store, the ice house,
the laugh Factory, and I just you know, go and
fool around on stage to just stay sharp and ready
for any But that's where I started.
Speaker 7 (29:29):
That's and that's what I continue to do.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
What do people yell at you if they're not right
to you? Mostly like, what are you known by the
general public? What do they yell the most at you?
Speaker 17 (29:41):
It varies, you know, I have these very segregated audiences
to go everything from do Bobby, which is not you.
They're not telling me to do you. But I had
a show in the in the nineties on Saturday Morning
called Bobby's World.
Speaker 7 (29:57):
They want me to do the voice, which is.
Speaker 17 (29:59):
Not a great the voice of every other voice over
acting job I had. I was I was Skeeter on
the Muppet Babies, and I was Gizmo and Gremlins, you
know the movies Gremlins. I'm Gizmos, the same voice, but
I did other voices too. I was animal and buns
and honeydew on Muffed Babies. So from do voices or
they'll yell out, uh uh, can you swear on this thing?
Speaker 7 (30:23):
Get the off the stage. They'll yell that. They'll yell
that some time. What is that? But that's only one?
Uh pardon me?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
What is that from? What about that one?
Speaker 7 (30:33):
Get the off the stage? Yeah, oh that's just my
family showing up to a show.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Oh god, Oh got it? Thank you, thank you nailed it?
Thank you, Yes, thank you, thank you. Hey we just
had some.
Speaker 7 (30:45):
Step from you get the stage.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
I was like, I would know that show, like what
from a project?
Speaker 7 (30:51):
Oh you're to get the out of here, guys.
Speaker 12 (30:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I was like, Bobby's world went to Max, I guess
and he's gotten older. We just had your boy on
who won the season, and it was super cool talk
to him. I didn't you know, Yeah, Richard was on
Good All and he was on with us talking about
you know, just his experience because like he's a normal dude, right,
he's a janitor.
Speaker 7 (31:09):
And Bill duve it, he's still a janity. Just opened
for me last week.
Speaker 17 (31:12):
I played a casino in uh in Palm Springs and
he was the opening and then he hangs around for
my old show and then cleans up after.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
He just can't he can't put down the broom.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
He's the one that yells get that out the stage.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Yeah, So with the auditions and you posted that, and
again that is.
Speaker 17 (31:33):
Go to AGT auditions dot com if you're in the
LA area. I'm auditioning for because i want stand up
to really do well on the show.
Speaker 7 (31:43):
So I'm doing it at the ice House.
Speaker 17 (31:45):
I'm gonna have on February sixth a showcase for just
comedians and I'm bringing the producers down and maybe we
can get to We've had some great comics on the
show who have gone on and had great careers and
toured with me too, people like Preacher Loss and Mike
Good'll Winslow and people have done Tom Cotter. They've gone
really far and helped their careers. So yeah, I'm going
(32:07):
to do a showcase for that. But if you can't
show up anywhere, go to AGT auditions dot com and
you don't know. And you know what the truth of
the matter is that regardless of how you do on
the show, even if you don't win the million dollars,
even if somebody on our panel doesn't click and get
what you do, everybody's life is changed. You're gonna you'll
(32:29):
have more notoriety, You'll have an opportunity to do whatever
it is in places that you didn't have that opportunity
before because you were on AGT and you got seen
on AGT.
Speaker 7 (32:38):
It changes lives. You don't have to win. Everybody's a
winner who shows up.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I found that too because I spent four years on Idol,
and people would be I think the old Idol version
of well they must own you.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
It's like, no, no, they don't own you. The landscape's
completely changed.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
And secondly they're like, I don't know if I want
to do it, because it's like, you do it so
people see you, and they and so they go to
your social media account and they fall and then they
can become a fan of everything you're about outside of
the show. But the show AGT or IDOL or any
of these shows, it's an introduction, a massive introduction to
your art. And I think that's what these shows are
(33:13):
so good at now.
Speaker 17 (33:14):
And I think that people are we in life, whether
you're in show business or not, you know, always the
key is and I think Nike says it best with
just do it.
Speaker 7 (33:25):
You got to do it.
Speaker 17 (33:26):
And there's no other avenue to just get eyeballs or
ears into whatever you're doing.
Speaker 7 (33:32):
You shouldn't.
Speaker 17 (33:33):
It's great for you to think. There's so many reasons
why I don't want to do it. I don't want
to be bound by a contract. I don't want to
look stupid. I don't want to be judged. I don't
want to be up against that kind of thing.
Speaker 7 (33:43):
That's not what I do.
Speaker 17 (33:44):
There's no reason for anybody at any level not to
show up, you know, and whether you're an amateur, whether
you have a dream, whether you even have a career,
now it'll only be better. I look at these shows
like AGT, like the like the US Open. You know,
people will go, you know, well, it's not fair. This
is a guy that had a record deal. Well, you
(34:05):
know what, you had a record deal and you're not
doing much now and you want to compete. Is if
you're a professional tennis player, you go to the US Open,
you go to the Australia Open. It's not just an
amateur show, but it is a place where an amateur
can show up, somebody a janitor can show up, or
somebody who's making a living at it now but wants
to just take it to the next level, or somebody
(34:27):
who just you know. There was a guy on I
think he was on last year again, but I remember
him when when Howard Stern was one of the judges.
Speaker 7 (34:35):
He went by the name of Horse and.
Speaker 17 (34:37):
His thing was he had the ability to get kicked
in the nether area with and he didn't feel it.
He ended up with six episodes on MTV like it was.
Speaker 7 (34:48):
Like a jackass show.
Speaker 17 (34:49):
So you don't know, let us be the judge of
what your talent is and we see anybody any age
from anywhere. Just show up and if you can't show up,
go to AGT auditions. This is our twentieth anniversary show.
It's a stellar show. Also people should show up to
go to Howie Mandel dot com and see where I'm
playing live or listen to my I have a podcast
(35:11):
too called Howie Mandel Does Stuff.
Speaker 7 (35:13):
I do that with my daughter. Chris Hansen's on this week.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Dude, I saw Bloom, you know he's I watch him
on TikTok and uh, the guy on TikTok he went
to his house recently and he called the cops on
Chris Hansen's do that story?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Did you talk about that? I don't want to get okay,
all right, all right, all right, yeah yeah, he's still
like go ahead knocking on doors.
Speaker 7 (35:33):
He is.
Speaker 17 (35:34):
And and the thing is, you know, he used to
do to catch a predator and now he does this
thing called takedown on his own True Blue and it's
it's he has some stories, some crazy stories.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Does stuff with Howie Mandel. It's a great podcast.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Also, whenever the Dana White experience that happened on the podcast,
was that a work?
Speaker 7 (35:56):
That was an experience?
Speaker 17 (35:58):
Uh, he walked off. I still don't understand why he
walked off. The good news is a lot of people
know that and still talk about it and download it
and you can go see the episode.
Speaker 7 (36:10):
But I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (36:11):
But that was really you know, I called him, Yes,
it's real.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I wasn't Jerry lawler Andy Kaufman, because it felt so
good that I was like, this is so I'm I'm
so enthralled with this.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
I don't know what to believe.
Speaker 7 (36:25):
And that's what I thought.
Speaker 17 (36:26):
I thought he was with me, So I continued. There
was another guest there, there was a comic on. I
continued talking, thinking he's with me. He's going to walk
back in, and he didn't.
Speaker 7 (36:37):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (36:37):
He didn't.
Speaker 7 (36:39):
So I have the ability.
Speaker 17 (36:41):
If you want to just watch a podcast where I
have the ability to put somebody off, I guess I do,
you know, But I know I'm annoying.
Speaker 7 (36:48):
I know I can be annoying.
Speaker 17 (36:49):
And that's I get that from that person at the
club that says, get the off the stage.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
And flip your camera. And when he muted himself to
say flip is he can't flip. He's an idiot. But
I was like, do not talk now.
Speaker 7 (37:00):
I would like this. But you know what I like
about this? It makes me look thinner. I like this.
Speaker 17 (37:05):
You can see me in horizontal people who are watching now,
if not just listen. You know my phone is the
wrong way and I've got these two bars and anything,
but doesn't it it's it's slenderizing, isn't it not?
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Really? I mean, you like you just like good? You
know you needy slenderizing when you look good. I got
two final questions. Look, I had two final.
Speaker 7 (37:23):
Why why are they okay? You know it's weird. I
have four. I'm looking at the list. I have four answers.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Great, so hopefully fit give me two answers per question
then so mathematically we're ready to go. Number one is
what it feels like when you're part of a pop
culture phenomenon. It's happened many times in your career. But
Deal or No Deal that thing turned into for somebody
who's forty five below, and that thing was a pop
(37:50):
culture since what does that feel like?
Speaker 2 (37:52):
That wave?
Speaker 17 (37:54):
That's probably the most exciting, surprising, weirdest time in my life.
So up until Deal or No Deal, I had such
a segregated audience, you know, like we talked about Bobby's World,
but people who watched Bobby's were a little moms with
their kids. They kind of knew me as I played
(38:15):
the dad. They weren't even sure I was the voice,
you know. So I had that Saturday Morning cartoon people.
I did a show earlier than that. I did a
drama called Saint Elsewhere, which was a hospital show. That's
where Denzel Washington came out of I had that audience,
but the people that watched Saint Elsewhere didn't watch Saturday Morning,
so that was a different audience. I did a ton
(38:35):
of cable stand up specials like the Glove you talked about.
My comedy audience didn't even the letters. This is how
long ago I was doing. It was letters before email
that I would get would go. I have a bet
with my husband that doctor Fiscus, which was my character name,
is not the same guy that blows the rubber glove
up on his head in comedy, So they didn't know.
Speaker 7 (38:54):
Deal or No Deal was the.
Speaker 17 (38:55):
First thing that brought all these audiences together. It was
the biggest thing that ever happened to me. Launched my career.
I was thinking of leaving and retiring right before Deal
or No Deal started.
Speaker 7 (39:06):
I got offered it.
Speaker 17 (39:07):
It's the first thing that I said no to, and
that's why I'm a proponent of saying yes when I
talk about auditioning for AGT. I didn't want in two
thousand and five. It was actually two thousand and four
when it was offered to me, I didn't want to
do a game show. I didn't think it was I
thought it would be the nail in the coffin of
my career as a comedian, and comedians weren't doing game
shows at the time. It's kind of like movie stars
(39:29):
didn't want to do commercials, and now every movie star
is the spokesperson for something. So I didn't want to
do a game show. My wife told me, I'm an idiot.
Speaker 7 (39:38):
Take the deal.
Speaker 14 (39:39):
I did.
Speaker 17 (39:39):
I went there didn't really understand what it was going
to be because there was no skill.
Speaker 7 (39:45):
I had no trivia questions to ask.
Speaker 17 (39:47):
It was just an hour and I was saying open
the case and yelling out the numbers that were in
the case, and I didn't know that if it was good,
it blew up. Surprised me more than anybody. It was
so exciting, it was so amazing, and it's become you know,
nobody's more thrilled than I got to be a part
of it. And you know, I don't think I was
(40:09):
the first choice. In fact, I know I wasn't the
first choice. When I finally said yes, they go, they
kept saying we can't do it without you, we need you,
we need you, and I go in great, I'll finally,
I'll do it. This was on a Friday. I go,
when does it start? They said Monday? I go, don't
you have to build a set? They go, we have
a set. I go, well, don't you have to hire models?
We have all the models? Like, how far down the list?
(40:30):
How many people said no? Before I on Friday at
four o'clock told them they had a host for a
Monday ten o'clock shoot.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
But you said yes, And that's the key to show up,
say yes and show up. Finally gotch deal and I'm
gonna indulge me a bit here. So again, I've been
a big fan of your stand up for a long time.
And you talk about specials. I just I'm not a
traditional stand up, but I toured the last couple of
years doing theaters, doing stand up on my special. Goal
bought by a TV network and they're going to show
it in a couple of weeks. Haven't been able to
(41:00):
really announce anything yet.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
But I hate it.
Speaker 12 (41:01):
Now.
Speaker 7 (41:02):
Why why did you not? Why I don't want you
announce it? Well?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
I can't.
Speaker 12 (41:05):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
They it's they want to wait till their time to
announce it. I'm just being the good soldier.
Speaker 7 (41:10):
Are you located in LA.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
I'm in Nashville, La, Nashville.
Speaker 7 (41:14):
Are you going to be in LA soon? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Do you want me to come to LA?
Speaker 7 (41:17):
I mean yeah, I want you to come do my podcast.
I want you to promote your stand up special. You
didn't like it. You're saying, what do you? I said?
Speaker 1 (41:23):
What you did? What I'm saying, Like, now that I
watch it back, I'm like, oh, man, I kind of suck.
Do you ever watch back stuff and go, man, I don't.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Do you have imposter syndrome at all? Did you ever
struggle with that or like watching yourself back thinking.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
You're not that funny?
Speaker 7 (41:37):
I can't stand myself.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Okay, good, thank god.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
So that's it.
Speaker 7 (41:41):
I I don't.
Speaker 17 (41:42):
I don't even want to look in the mirror to
to shave.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Like I hate it. I watch it and I think
it's pretty good, but I can't.
Speaker 17 (41:50):
But first of all, I want to say I'll answer
that question in a second. First of all, congratulations, thank you.
That's that's amazing and people don't know that you know
how and how many people are out there just trying
it and to achieve the ability to have somebody even
pay for it and want to put it on and
(42:11):
promote it, and to have it so important that you
can't talk about it until they talk about it even
makes it more. That's when you're doing something. That's when
you know you're doing something. You know when you're doing
something when you can't talk about what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Yeah, I was not doing anything. To me, I would
like to talk about it because I want to beg
people to watch it. But then again at the same time, like,
but I want them to watch it because I watch
it and I kind of cringe it myself.
Speaker 7 (42:32):
And why aren't you allowed to mention it now, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Because I think we're trying.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
We have a date, but I think they think tentatively
they may move it a night, like ten percent chance
I may have to move it a single night.
Speaker 17 (42:44):
But I'm not saying I'm not saying that you have
to say like on you know, April twelfth, you don't
have to say that. Yeah, people don't remember that anyway,
but they go b Bones has a comedy special coming
out on you know, Amazon or on YouTube or wherever.
They at least they just keep and if nothing else
they remember to keep going to that platform and waiting
(43:04):
for a promo.
Speaker 7 (43:05):
I think that's stupid marketing.
Speaker 17 (43:07):
If I had, if I knew where the mute button
is on this, I would look at somebody else in.
Speaker 7 (43:11):
The room and go, this is stupid.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
I feel that, all right, so good. I'm glad to
know that you also hate yourself at times.
Speaker 17 (43:20):
All but all, you know, every one of us in
this business has that. The reason is if we are
willing to talk and stand up and show up in
front of strangers, we need the love and the acceptance
of people we don't even know, because we can't give
it to ourselves.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Howie Mandel dot com his dates start all January all
the way through. It looks like May up on your
site now and all the cities the shows in how I.
Speaker 7 (43:47):
So far don't mention it. I don't want to mention
Howie Mandel dot com.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Listen. I would mention in.
Speaker 7 (43:54):
Vegas, Bobby, you're really good at what you do. You
really are.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Thank you. How I'm a big fan.
Speaker 7 (43:58):
Thank you. Who am I to judge?
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Who am I to get that off the stage?
Speaker 7 (44:02):
Is what I say?
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Uh, Howie, thank you, buddy, And hopefully I'll meet a
person sometime a big fan and have a great day.
Speaker 7 (44:08):
Man.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Oh always turned his camera. Yeah, he didn't unlock it.
He didn't unlock it though. Yeah, all right, Howie, good
to see you, buddy, sideways.
Speaker 7 (44:19):
Wait wait, where's the now? He looks? Put it on
mute and tell him what you really think of me? Talculator.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
On the show last week, we debuted bad story, good
story about Eddie, and the story was the bad one
was Eddie made his wife drive when she was in labor,
and he wrote in the passenger.
Speaker 6 (44:42):
Seat because it was the fourth time that we'd gone
to the hospital but.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Still dude, and then he made her stop to get
him an egg McMuffin as she was in labor.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
While she was driving.
Speaker 6 (44:51):
We hadn't even breakfast.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Okay, But so that was a story. We meant to
get to a good story. We didn't. We're still not yet,
so I think you did that on purpose. No, we're
gonna do bad story if we have time, good story,
we'll have time. Let's get on with a bad story.
Lunchbox has a bad Eddie story he wants to share.
And it took that segment for you to remember this.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
It did.
Speaker 15 (45:12):
It jogged my memory about when my wife was giving
birth to our second child. We're at the hospital and
Eddie and Ray were nice enough to bring us some
lunch and we eat the chick away and he goes
in and we're walking back into the room and this
lady goes, oh, my goodness, the baby's go coming. The
baby's coming in. It's time to push. And Eddie looks
(45:34):
at this lady and goes, where's the doctor.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
She goes, I am the doctor.
Speaker 13 (45:38):
Oh, so, what are you saying that he's sexist? He
had no idea that a woman could be a doctor.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Why wouldn't she be the doctor?
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Dollar of jacket does a doctor wear a man or woman?
Usually doesn't matter a man or woman. What color of
wah jacket? White one?
Speaker 6 (46:00):
She was wearing a blue one like all the other nurses.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
How was I supposed to know she was the doctor?
Speaker 15 (46:07):
I mean she was running around telling everybody get in
their position and get ready. And then and he goes, well,
where's the doctor. I was in panic mode. You know,
we're having a baby. Where's the doctor?
Speaker 2 (46:15):
She says, I am the doctor. I'm like, right, I'll
get out of here. That's a tough one to hear.
Speaker 6 (46:21):
But do you understand, though, me and Ray took them
lunch because.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
They're a good story.
Speaker 13 (46:26):
Here's the good story. You go, and I mean just
straight in her face goes, well, where's the doctor?
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Oh boy?
Speaker 4 (46:34):
And then so did you say, oh, sorry, normally doctors
were white.
Speaker 6 (46:39):
No, no, I didn't say all that. I said I'm
sorry about that room.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Sorry. Oh yeah, of course, and then I left. Did
you know and this is something maybe you don't know.
Apologies if you did. Did you know the woman can
be doctors? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
I knew that she was not wearing doctor attired.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Making sure, making sure? And that's another edition of bad
story gets. Oh my goodness, your get story kind of
sucked because it was heavily overshadowed.
Speaker 6 (47:01):
Was that the good story?
Speaker 7 (47:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (47:03):
His, you brought it on a good one from the
other day.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 6 (47:15):
Everyone loves holiday parties. Well in Bowling Green, Ohio. The
Snyders live there and they have their annual holiday party.
Everyone shows up, friends, family, neighbors. But they don't just
drink and eat good food. They collect money for schools.
So they collected over one thousand dollars and this year
it's going to go to payoff lunch debts across the
district of their school district.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
So part of the party was bring money to give.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Totally, that's pretty cool and good food, good drinks and
all that, but bring money to give.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Yeah, that's cool. Good story, that's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. And that is the
end of the first half of the podcast.
Speaker 9 (47:54):
The end of the first half of the podcast podcast
the first time of the podcast. You can go to
podcast to or you can wait a podcast to come out.
Speaker 8 (48:11):
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