SORE LOSERS: Why Was Lunchbox Hanging With High School Chicks?

Lunchbox & Ray are the SORE LOSERS! In this episode Lunchbox has some explaining to do as he was seen watching the high school girls play flag football. The crime pod is back as we investigate the latest teacher to get busted for having a relationship with her high school student. Ray and Lunchbox reveal their plans for Masters weekend. We also read some emails for Sore Losers Nation and answer all their hard hitting questions. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
I wasn't where you went to the super Bowl, dude.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yeah, super Bowl sweatshirt.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
That's pretty nice, man. That's good on you.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
You can buy merch and not go to the actual game. Really,
I'm trying to not wear around brother though bad memories.
Oh man, they got skunk forty six or something. So
it seemed like I never know the exact score of things,
but I know the National Championship. I really didn't even
watch it, but it seemed like Florida one by five

(00:28):
this game. I watched it till the third quarter, I
think it final. It seemed like a forty to six game.
It was probably forty twenty.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
They got blowed out. Yeah, and I didn't remember that
until you just told me. That's how quick we forget
that it was a blowout.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
But you think about it and you just remember Chiefs
got the doors blowed off.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I mean, they never had a chance. Like it was over.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
It's awesome when you say it's gonna be Eagles and
then it ends up being Eagles and you say the
Eagles are gonna kill them, But then you have people
four months later say the Sison Jinks. Guys, what about
the Sis Jinks? When I said they were gonna kill him. Well,
we don't remember that, got it? Selective memories coach over
to you.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I do know that that is your sensitive subject is
when people say you're the Sison Jinks, Like I feel
like that is something that you do not like. And
I can tell it bothers you because every time someone
says it, you bring it up and you want to
point out which ones you got.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Right because and the thing with the Sisson Jinks on
this one is, guys, Duke had a ninety six percent
chance up six points with thirty seconds left, Duke would
have won the national championship. I would have been dead
correct if not some overwhelming luck that just fell in
the the crotch of the other team, which is what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
You know what's crazy is if my aunt would have
been born with balls, should have been my uncle.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Hey man. You know if that McDonald's, if it had
a space needle on the top, it'd be called this
space needle.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
That's crisy man, That is wild. Yeah, ifs and buds
and candy nuts, you know what I mean. What happened
is what happened. You can't change the outcome.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Hey man, If this wasn't a skyscraper, and we didn't
have microphones, this would be a waffle house. If that
street wasn't called Broadway, man, it'd be called freaking the Bronx.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Hey, hey, it would be called Beal Street. No one
would be on it because that's Memphis.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
You know they're gonna be partying though, right, what you
haven't been studying. There's gonna be a home game for Memphis?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh for the playoffs? Yeah, well, of course there's gonna
be a home game because they're gonna be in the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Right, But just how it all shakes out, I believe
because of the playing thing, Memphis will now have a
home game. Is Memphis going to be in the play
in Yeah, because if you're the bottom four, you're in
the playing game. They're putting in twenty teams in the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
No, No, they put in like twelve teams. I do
understand that everybody's in except for there's only like four
teams that are eliminated from the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Right. The Saskatchewan timber Ratlers are not in, and some
other team called the chang Wall Tigers are not in.
Any NBA team.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Is in the playoffs, dude, I mean the Spurs are
definitely not in the playoffs. Man, we went and gotten
deer and Fox and then he got hurt and when
we got hurt, and we are terrible. Let me see
where Oh the Memphis grit Oh dude, it is not
settled yet. The Memphis Grizzlies and the Golden State Warriors
are tied, and the Denver Nuggets and the LA Clippers,

(03:25):
they all are looking at the play in game two
of those, one of those teams is gonna be in
the play in I don't know which one.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
They're all. There's four teams going into play.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
In, right, but the play in the Minnesota Timberwolves, the
Sacramento Kings, and the Dallas Mavericks and the Phoenix Sun.
Oh my god, guys, I don't even when the NBA
plays next week. No, no, it can already be settled
by the time this podcast is put up.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
It won't be. The NBA ends this week, NHL ends
this week, the Masters is this week.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I understand what everything is. I understand that things are.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Or people don't know the ramifications until they turn on
their television and Sports Center tells them, well, guess what
Sports Center doesn't exist? We tell you we break it down.
The sports center we used to know doesn't exist anymore.
They don't show highlights.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Do you remember how good like? That's all it used
to be.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
We would set our alarms for seven am to watch
the headline of Sports Center of Stuart Scott man the
bulls as cool as the other side of the pillow?
How's it going cool kids? Stuart Scott It's like MTV.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
MTV used to be music videos with a show occasionally
mixed in. They haven't showed a music video on MTV
in fifteen years. I don't even understand why people still
make music videos. Can someone please explain to me why
music videos are still made? Why do they spend hundreds

(04:52):
of thousands or even maybe I don't even know, maybe
a million dollars on a music video? Tell me who
watches music video and where? When is the last time
you watched a music video.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
There's a Riley Green one where he's banging some chick.
My wife showed it to me so a week ago.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Where did you watch.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
It on her phone? No? No, I I didn't what
am I being in terrogame?

Speaker 1 (05:19):
I didn't mean like you've been depositioned. I'm at what platform?
Did you watch it on I guess YouTube.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yes, but I agree with you. Why are these artists
spending twenty thousand dollars on a music video?

Speaker 1 (05:32):
It makes no sense on twenty thousand and you know it's.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Even deeper and crazier than that. One of the label
guys said, yeah, when we do our phones now, they
when they program a song, they try to make it
so it sounds good on your phone, not necessarily in
the speakers in your car, because more people listen on
their phones to stuff than they do in their vehicles.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Seriously.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, and so I go, what how does that affect me?
I'm an audio guy, Leave me alone. But then I thought, wow,
that was actually really deep. And so then artists are
getting mad, Oh the crap, it doesn't sound as good.
But they said, all these gen zers banging it on
their phone while they're in high school, we want it
to sound the best when they do that.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
You know what else I find funny talking about wasting money.
The music videos I feel like are a wasting money.
Another thing is that people don't know is when a
new song comes out, artists or their record labels they
send stuff to the studio preach and it's like junk.
It is absolute junk.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
How much do you think they spend on it?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Well, if they're sending it to every radio station, you
gotta think they're sending it to every country music station
in America, right or or fifty percent of them. And
those little swag bags or whatever they are trinkets, they
had to be spending one hundred thousand dollars on them.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
And an example is Blake Shelton has a new song
named I Don't Know Texas should have been in Texas,
never heard it, and he made men yls. We just
got this one, but you don't open your mail, and
it is a very miniature version of a record that
you can only play on a record player. That's in

(07:10):
a cool little collector's disc and they gave it to
us all and it's sitting now in the radio station
in my on my desk. But that's something they would
give to us.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
But it's a mini vinyl, so you need a mini
record player. You're not even a real record player.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
I think you can play it on a regular one.
But if you don't have a record player, it's completely
pointless and an expense that you probably shouldn't have even
made in the first place, Like I'm.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Trying to think of some of the stuff they've sent
over the years.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
It's like, oh, no one if an artist is doing
anything with time. One time every hour on the hour,
they brought over one time food, They delivered stuff and
it said clockwork, and they brought over like watches and
clocks you put in your office.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
It's just random stuff that no one needs, no one wants.
And it's like, why do you spend all that money?
It's not gonna make me. Oh you know what, they
gave me a satchel full of fake coins, you know,
money time. Oh you know what I mean. I love
that song oil money.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Who had a great one? Who had a great one?
Who had a great one when we first moved here,
Who had a great one? We became one of the
funniest props in the old studio. Who we've talked about
it before, who had a good one? Cole Swidell?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Okay, he sent a cooler and said chilling it, okay.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
And we put a bunch of beer in it.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Now, see that actually has a functional use. Correct, that
cooler has a use. But still, how much did they
spend on coolers? That is so much money?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
But they promoted the song, yes, but did that make
you listen to the song more? Who knows?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
No, Like you just told me right now, I couldn't
even remember why who sent it or when you were
talking about.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
So I agree some of the promotional stuff is just
completely ridiculous. But when they promote it with free concert tickets,
that helps different.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, but like, what was the one that just came?
It was, uh, the roses.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
That wasn't for me. That was just for Amy and
you know he's only for the girls.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
But they sent bouquets of roses, and it's like, guys,
what are we doing?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
I mean that was for a different reason. Oh, I
might have been trying to land some digits there. I
thought that was more because the song was something about roses.
It was. But smart. If you're a dude and you
make a song, heck, just marketed towards women, all the
radio women will watch you.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
I guess.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
I just feel like we waste a lot of money.
And so when you said music videos, I just still
can't believe when someone's like, oh, yeah, we shot this
music video, I'm like, really, music videos? Maybe I don't understand.
Maybe I'm missing it. Maybe they put it on their
Instagram and people watch it. But I just don't know
people that go consume music videos now.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
But you can also make money off YouTube if they
get one hundred thousand hits.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Oh, so they're putting it on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
That's the key. And then I don't give a crap
about their Instagram. You I get paid there, but all
this stuff's going to YouTube.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
So maybe that's why they Maybe we answered full circle,
why they still make music videos. They put it on
YouTube and people go watch it on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Huh, hey, I learned something new every night else to
Ben in Texas? Is it a good song?

Speaker 2 (10:24):
It is? It is the jam? Huh yeah, man, are
we taking a break or what is it? How long
has it been? I've forgot ten and a half?

Speaker 1 (10:31):
You want to take a break already? No, No, you
got a question for you. How'd you sleep last night?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Ray? Sheeesh? Four hours? Oh, but I took out massive
nap three hours in the afternoon, so all I needed
was four dang, but those were good four yours.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh dude, let me tell you. I usually come on
here and tell you that I slept terrible and then
I woke up so many times I was unconscious.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
That means dead.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Now I was dead to the world, dude, dead to
the world. It was the most beautiful sleep I've had
in probably a month.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
You wake up, you got robbed. It was so amazing.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
There was no noises, no kids crying out, no nothing.
I mean I didn't have to get up and pee,
there was no vomit, stories, there was nothing. It was
literally just lay there and sleep and it was so
fan fantastic.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
That's why you need a night nanny. Al Dean twenty
twenty three. I do believe someone in my hood. I
think they got a night nanny. Shehh, I think, but
I may be wrong. Matt's something. If we didn't talk
to these country artists would have never known about it.
I never heard of it. These people have a woman

(11:49):
or man come over to their house at eight as
they're getting tucked into bed and stays up with their
kids a whole night.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
No, no, they don't even they did. Here's a damn
rich here's the great thing about a night What do
you call night nanny or night nurse?

Speaker 2 (12:03):
I don't remember what they call him. So Alding goes man,
you need to get you a night nanny. That's it.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
They don't have to stay awake. They say, play somebody
to come sleep, yes, and then if the baby wakes up,
you get up with the baby. That's what the night
nanny is. The night nanny doesn't have to stay awake
the whole time. The night nanny just has to be
the one on call so when the baby cries, so
they can get there eight hours of sleep in the
other bedroom.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
That is actually something that if you're rich, spend your
money on a lot of the stuff. I say, why
does this person need a seadoo and Dominican Republic, it
makes no sense. They use it twice a year. Why
does this person need a shuttle from the airport to
the place they're staying at when they can just do
one the generical one. Why do they need a private shuttle?
I'm with you, Actually we do private shuttle. It's actually

(12:53):
way better because ray, what the heck you trying to
tell you?

Speaker 1 (12:56):
I thought my neighbors had one, and I hit them
up and I said, oh, look at you fancies. I
see you got a little night nanny. I see that
tahoe parked out front.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
And he said it was just some night panny.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
And he goes, no, we upgraded to a tahoe, and
I'm like, oh, my bad, totally wrong. But I mean,
how weird is it that you have someone come in
and take care of your child so you can sleep.
I thought the whole point, the whole like bonding moment
to struggle, like to feel like a real parent, is

(13:29):
those three am when they start crying and you gotta
wake up. You're miserable, but that's what bonds you with
other parents. If you go to other parents, you're like,
oh my gosh, and they're like, oh, little Johnny was
crying all night. I got like two hours of sleep,
and you're like, oh, baby, Patricia. Yeah, I mean I
don't know. I'm the night nanny took care of her,
so I got eight hours of sleep. It's like, huh,

(13:50):
how do you bond over that You can't even share
swap horror stories?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
And then they go play a show for two hours
and call it a job. Come on, I mean that
would be a night. Jeez.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
I need that one lifestyle party.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
I heard him say, yeah, you go play those shows.
It's very not he didn't use the word unfulfilling, but
he goes, Then I got to go work on the property,
so I feel like I've did something. So you're telling
me your career is based off of getting on a
stage and doing something that doesn't even really feel like
that hard to work. So then the next day you
have to go work on the property, so you feel
like you worked. Man, I should have been a singer.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
But I don't care. I don't need to feel like
i've worked. I like once I do my work, even
if I'm not tired, and I don't feel like I
worked that hard, I don't need to go find something
else to be like. You know what, this proves I
worked hard. Now I'm good.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Man.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
I put in my five eight hours, twelve hours, twenty
six hours, whatever it is. I don't need an extra
task to make me feel like I worked. If I worked,
I worked.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
But there is a difference, baser, Why are you in
such a great mood? Man? You want to do everything? Yeah,
today it was easy days compared to those essdays. Yeah. Yeah,
I got both my eyes open, I can see straight.
What's up?

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Hey, I am with you. There are easy days and
hard days.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Man, you're seeing awesome. Yeah I didn't work today.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
How great your attitude is when you don't have a job,
when you get sent home early.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
I got a question, though, when you wear that super
Bowl shirt speaking a job.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
I'm gonna wear it every damn day. You know how
many people have talked to me about it?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
A nice question?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
You said something, I said something. Everybody keeps saying something.
I go, oh, yeah, I's in Nola.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
That's exact.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
The gas station. Hell, the game is baby.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Thank you man, you took the words out of my mouth.
I want to know when you go in public, do
people like, oh, man, you were at the game. And
then he was like, nah, man, someone gave it to me. No,
it's a status symbol, dude, Yeah, man, I was in Nola.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
What's up? What were you doing? Then? Oh you wash
it on TV? Yes, it is.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
It's like a it's a uh look at me flex
without saying it's an it's a unspoken flex like I
went to the super Bowl. It's sort of like when
someone wears a Master's shirt or a Master's hat. You
only get them at the Master's. You can't buy them online. Right,
thank you for the idea. I need to wear that
polo tomorrow. And so you just walk around like you

(16:03):
are oh yeah, because you know, my buddy Garrett, he
went to a practice round and he bought me a shirt,
so I wear it golfing and people are like, oh, dude,
you've been to Augusta and I had to go No, man,
my friend got it. Because ninety percent of the stuff
you see, someone's friend got it. It's not actual people
that have been to the Masters.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
But it doesn't matter that you go down that path.
Just lie to them. But then they're gonna ask you
what it was like exactly, that's what's wrong with the
Muni or the problems with the Muni. People then ask
you detailed questions and you're screwed.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Like that Avery girl that I had on from Challenge
Mania that was on the Real World Portland. I was
talking to her because she works in Hooters, and I said, man,
what's up with Hooters going out of business?

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Never heard of it?

Speaker 1 (16:46):
And she goes, I don't know anything about that. I mean,
I'm going to the Masters with Hooters this weekend. So
she's at the.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Masters and there's some still open. There's one by me
because it's strong. There's thirty cars by it. Every time
I passed.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
You know who They sponsor John Daily guess who's playing
in the Masters, John Daily, So I she must be
high up in Hooters if she's the one going with
the Hooters representatives to the Masters.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Is there a minimum measurement to be hired?

Speaker 1 (17:14):
I mean, what a freaking job. We need to be
sent to the Master.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah, we need to go to commercial.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yeah, we need to you know what we need to
send it to. We need to send it to break.
You know what we forgot to do start the show.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
We'll start it next time you add to the break,
We'll start it.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, we gotta do the intro, dude, We forgot to
do the intro.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
You did the whole first thing because your computer was
not working. Like I gotta loaded. I gotta load it.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
We're gonna do it live. Oh the one, two, three,
sore losers? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
I know the most about sports, suggy, the sports facts,
my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Guys, real quick, before I start. Arnold actually called us.
This is the voicemail he left us from the Masters
in AUGUSTA. Hey, boys, have got two point missiles on
in my head? What a my pants? You gonna get
a two dollars beer.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
It's awesome here, good Tiger.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
But Tiger's not even playing in the Masters.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Man, I'm gonna say what. Arnold has had the journey
of a lifetime. He went from San Antonio at the
Final four and he went straight to Augusta. Don't know
how he got there, if it was greyhound or if
he took a Southwest flight flew in it to Atlanta
and then took a taxi. But he is on the
grounds at Augusta. He said he would send us pictures,
but then he found out that you're not allowed to

(18:39):
have your phone inside the pearly gates of Augusta.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Hey, y'all, it is sissing. I'm from the North. I'm
an alpha male. I live on the North Side in
Nashville with a Broadway girl baser. We have two point
two acres. We live in the country. Already said that,
and we have two point two kids. At the Vanderbilt Clinic,
the electrophysiologist department checks on him head of That is
justin over to you, man.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Oh Ray, did you know that high school they have
a new sport. It started this year and I got
to witness it firsthand.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
I'm not getting in this debate.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Girls flag football, Okay, they are now playing flag football
in high school and I watched two high school teams
battle it out on the turf on Wednesday night.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
I'm thinking interesting, I'm thinking it was terrible. Really, I mean,
Ray big Booty Judy beat Becky Boots.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
I felt bad for the one school. They only had
four subs, so they were playing both ways, and they
were really small. Their quarterback was kind of fast, but
couldn't really throw it. No one could catch it. The
blue team, every girl looked like they were six feet
tall compared to the Gray team. They would just throw
it up and the tall girls would catch it. It

(19:54):
was twenty to nothing with about minute to go, and
the great team is still calling time outs trying to
make a comeback. But I was glad for the great team.
They did get in the end zone with four seconds
to go on the clock.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Is there a running gamers at all passes.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Ninety percent run and then ten percent pass.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
I would say it's different for guys because when we
played at interramurals in college, majority of it was passed.
I don't think we ever ran. I don't think you
could run. You had to drop back and pass.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
I think you could run. I don't know. I know
we played Inner Murals and we got our butts kicked
because we sucked. What were you the slim Reaper? I
I mean I was pretty good. I mean I didn't
intercept Santana over the top. He was throwing it deep,
and I mean it was a per and I ran
right between the receiver, right in front of the receiver,

(20:46):
got it and came up the sideline and John and
Clay thought, oh my god, we thought you were gonna
get laid out by that wide receiver.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
They're like, we didn't think. I mean that just beautiful.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
And Santana was this big athletic dude from South Texas
and he played football d one. But he got homesick.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
I won't play in the UNFO. He got homesick, and
so he moved back. He came back. He didn't want to.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
He got tired and he was too far from home
because he went to Florida somewhere, uh some small school
and was homesick. And he came back and he dominated
the Innermural field.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Yeah, I my only memory of Innermurals college team was
pretty good. We had a great quarterback. He could make
it rain out there and a wide receiver. I just
remember I'd made an interception in the end zone ran
it back ninety nine yards for a touchdown. But I
was wearing cleats that were a size too big, so
as I was getting in for the touchdown, my foot
my cleat. Like you know, when shoes aren't the right size,

(21:36):
you just trip and you look like a jacka. Yeah,
so I like kind of tripped, But everybody else was
on the other side of the field, so they thought
I did this fake trip in the end zone after
I scored a touchdown. They're like, that was hilarious, dude,
nice celebration, And I just rolled with it and didn't
tell anybody. I straight up tripped because I was wearing
size eleven shoes, and thank god I didn't trip at

(21:56):
the five that had been terrible. I was in the
end zone and tripped over and fell As I'm in
the end zone. On flag football, there's not even tackle.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah, I had a fifteen yard pick six to win
the game. Only I picked six, and as a celebration,
I dove into the end zone. They threw a flag
fifteen yards, so then a touchdown didn't count. Why celebrate,
I mean taunting. Didn't realize you could do that in
flag football. I was like, what's the big deal?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
And you don't realize on TV, we don't in person.
That ninety nine yards I ran. It's a long one
took forever. I don't know how nobody caught me. I'd
say probably ten times. I thought, Oh, he's gonna get me.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
He's gonna get me.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Shoes are two bikes, shooster to bake. Are we the
area yet? Okay? Here we go up pen zone? Put
them fall over? Oh great, touchdown? Thanks, it was my shoes.
They tripped me. Ah, how's it going? Touchdown? That is forever? Well,
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
They make it look fun on the TV when you
dive in the end zone, like celebrating. And when I
did my dive, I'm like, yeah, boom, landed on my shoulder. Mate.
That hurts a lot more than it looks on TV.
And then I got the fifteen yard taunting and it
didn't even count. Really drove me up a wall. That
really made me mad. So the touchdown didn't count. I
landed on my shoulder for nothing, and we ended up.
I think it was a tie. I think they tied

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the game. I don't even know if we went to
overtime or how it worked, but the time ran out.
I know in regulation because we got the interception, but
the winning touchdown didn't count. Maybe we lost. Maybe it
won't even tied. Maybe we were down three, maybe we're
down one. I don't know, but that was supposed to
be the winning play and I was celebrating, so I
dove into the end zone and it was freaking taunting
and it didn't count. I'll never forget it because I

(23:26):
landed on my right shoulder hurt like hell, I'll.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Never forget it. I would go work out before our
intermural football game and then i'd play in oer mural,
so I'd be all ripped and everything, and I thought
I was so awesome. They just had me running a
little seven and outs. I was Travis Kelce homeless version,
so all I would do was pick up four yards
on a second first or second down and then we'd
do the deep bombs. Yeah. I was never Randy Moss.
I was never Javonte Davante Adams. I was never Justin Jefferson.

(23:54):
Every single time I was a conquo for the Titans,
like made five. Oh you're Wes Welker. But he's even
a better position than me. Dude, I was, who's the
guy that never Traylon Burk's for the Titans? He gets
five yards? That was me. So they just used me
for a better chance of getting a first down on
second I never got the glory because they didn't even
guard you. If you ran a five yard route in

(24:17):
flag football, they don't guard you. So I was the
guy jacked after working out at the gym that would
make five yards. And then all the girls in the
side are like, hey, so, what's going on. You're going
to the mall here? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
I got thrown on a team with a bunch of
people from the dorms like and so this dude, John
ended up be in my roommate later. He's like, hey, man,
we're gonna start. We're gonna practice on Tuesday nights.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
I let him.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
I said, practice, Are you serious? We're gonna practice. We're
in college, bro, we're gonna practice. Well, apparently everybody practiced.
I didn't realize this intermural flag football was a big deal.
People practiced, and maybe that's why we weren't very good,
and maybe we just had a lot of people that
didn't give a crap because we practiced, but we we

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still sucked. And we had this one guy, Jamal on
our team, and he was talking about how good he is.
He's coming out. He's got the gloves on his hands,
you know what I mean, Like, Wow, he's gonna be
so good. And one we play our first game and
he we throw on the ball and he drops it
and he gets up and he's just limping, and we're like, oh,
he gets his arm around my shoulder and he puts

(25:21):
his arm around Clay's shoulders and we're helping him to
the sideline. We're like a hamstreak and he's like, no, man,
they gotta sprain my finger.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Yeah, go take care of it. There's a there's a
corner over there, but next to the volleyball ten. So
why are you limping?

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Man?

Speaker 2 (25:38):
It hurts. It hurts.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
I mean, I thought he blew a hamstring, dude, And
he said he he sprained his fingers.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Nobody tells you this, though, but freshman year of innermurals
careful because everybody's still living their high school glory. None
of them made it to college sports, so they if
it doesn't matter what it is, they're doing. They're going
one hundred percent softball, football, the basketball, soccer. Guys, none
of it matters. It all should just be for fun.
That should be the building the buddy, the bro building system, camaraderie.

(26:06):
But there's still guys that think they're playing D one
and they'll hitch even though it's Hey, it was flag man.
I don't think we're supposed to be tackling though. Thanks
for the shoulder to my nuts. Oh yeah it's flag, dude.
Thanks for coming over the top lay Cooper flag and
trying to block me. Guys, we're in a gym. I
thought we're just trying to look good for the chicks.
So yeah, there's guys that still think they're playing in March,
that are still playing for the playoff system of twelve teams.

(26:29):
They think they're still playing for Omaha, they're not. I'll
hang up and listen.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
The girls in our dorm though, they were really good.
They put a squad together, Gabby gg Anna, Jessica, Andrea Windy,
and they would win the whole school. They win all
of UTSA and they would go to like regionals every year.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
I could wear a wig, I could be Leah.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
It was amazing and Anna, I think her name was Anna.
She was the quarterback. She could chunk the ball, she
was very athletic. And then she went on to marry
Nick Barnes from my high school. I mean, I don't
even know how they met. She don't know how they met.
But after college, I look on Facebook and she's married
to this dude I went to high school with. I'm like, what,
how did that happen? They got like five kids. I
don't know if they're still together.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
I have no idea. I haven't checked on them, but
it's a great story. So they took a intermural college
sport and now it's a real one that they played
high schools and you watched it.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, I watched it, and not on purpose, dude. I
was a creep on the sideline though, because I had
a soccer game at six fifteen.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Hurry, I need an alibi, Honey, get here, say we
have kids stuff.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
And it was across town, so I'm fighting traffic. It
took me thirty eight minutes in traffic to get to
this game. And my game is at six fifteen. It
says you will arrive at six eleven. It's taking me
all these back roads to fight the traffic. I pull
in the parking lot at six eleven PM and the
parking lot is jam packed. I can't find a parking spot.

(27:54):
I thought the soccer arena closed. This is outdoor now
because it's suddy.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Well nice weather boat is the truck driver. No, So
I'm like, oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
I finally find a parking spot and there's these people
leaving and they have uniforms on.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
So I'm assuming it was a girl's soccer game. Hey, homie,
can I take your parking spot? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
G No, I didn't say any of that. Oh, I
thought you were.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Trying to relate with the gen zers. Now, hey, is
it gucci? If I pull up?

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Hey, can I can I park in your low emission
vehicle spot?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Man? Like? I didn't creep?

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Hey, I liked I liked the environment, just like you
like the environment.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Man? Hey, am I in a TikTok video? Or can
I park? You're a creep?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Go?

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:38):
So I roll up and there's these girls leaving the
opposing team. So I'm assuming it was a soccer game,
and how's it going, hose? I thought, okay, coop, cool,
cool soccer, But then I realized soccer season is pretty
it is probably over by now, pretty much. Uh So
I get out there and I'm like, oh, and they're

(28:58):
just now starting a fight football game. I'm like, wait,
what So there was one game earlier and then now
there's another game. Our game was supposed to start at
six fifteen. The flag football game was starting at six fifteen.
They had double booked the field.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah. Yeah, but the only thing creepier is you standing
there with binoculars.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Oh no, no, I was on the sideline, man, like
all the side like there was like two for six
teams because there's three soccer fields they make, And so
we're all just there on the sideline watching this flag
football game. And I'm surprised the cops that were there
didn't say, hey, can you guys move back up to
the stands, But they let us just sit on the
sideline and watch the game. And we had to sit

(29:37):
there for an hour until our game started. So our
game started an hour later that it was supposed to,
and we watched high school girls flag football.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
I'm for it. Double bookings, guys, get these kids out.
People are in shape. That's America. Nobody on their couches anymore.
It's more active. You know what we knocked pickleball. I
mean I don't. I just think some people, like I
have seen how pickleball supposed to be. You play with
your chick, you play, That's what it needs to be.

(30:06):
And the reason I don't like it around my neighborhood
is because it's an elitist sport, is it? I don't know.
Some people in Austin that I follow, they think like
they're gonna be the next uh Andy Roddick Pickleball edition.
I'm like, guys, step back. I get you started some
company and you now have a pickleball league. Everything will
be okay. My point is this, take a step back,

(30:27):
but it's good everybody's being active. You knock all these sports.
Knock the train or the train, knock the girls playing
flagar knocking it right, knock it all you want. I'm
glad people are active, and I'll hang up and listen
because we were on a bad path.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Man, I'd love to see them out there playing. I
just was a little frustrated that I had to sit
there and watch the game and wait for my soccer
game for an extra hour. So as we're as the
girls are walking off the field, We're walking onto the
field and a couple of the girls are laughing.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
They're like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
They're like, what time were you guys supposed to start?
And I'm like, you guys are I can't talk to you?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
And I dated your mom's and going lunchbox and she
was like no, no, like did we hold you guys up?

Speaker 1 (31:10):
And I'm like no, no, I'm not having anybody think
we're flirting. I'm not talking to you. And one of
the girls on my team was like, oh, we're supposed
to play at sixty fifteen.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
They're like, oh, we're so sorry.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
And the girl goes, oh, we're not mad at you.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
It's not your fault. Thank you, dad, bod. How's it going?
And she was like, well, good luck, hey Boomer, what
are you all gen zers? How's it going lunchbox? And
then the girl on my team goes, oh, congratulations on
your guys is win? Thank you? Yeah, thank you. We're
a little bit older. How's it going lunchbox?

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Yeah, I'm like more than almost three times you're eight. No, no,
not three times, just twice, may almost three times maybe,
I mean they may have been sixteen fifteen. Oh man,
if they're fifteen, then I am pretty much right at
three times our age.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
That's ugly, But don't think it like that, dude. I
mean I chill with Boomer, and Boomer is that age. Yeah,
but that's you know, I'm fam different. But what's the
difference between me being a creep hanging out with somebody
that's my family or you being a creep just talking
to somebody that's.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
The walking off the football field and I'm going on
there to play soccer and she is stopping me to chat.
Her parents are probably up in the stands, like, what
is this dude talking to my daughter out on the field.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
That's it's all in your eye, your head. Perception is reality.
But it's all in your head, dude, because I don't
have those thoughts. And I hang out with Boomer and
he's twenty five years younger than me, but.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
He's your family. Nobody knows that.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
When I'm going to get an ice cream with Boomer
at the Luke local joint Bobby's ice Cream and I'm
licking it down right on the street corner with a
seventeen year old kid, nobody knows driving by that he's
my nephew. He looks like your son. Then that's fine. No,
he's tallered me though. They it looks like I'm creeping
on an ice cream joint.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
They know when I'm walking out into the soccer field
that this girl is not my kid, not my family,
not anything. And if mom and dad see me out
there talking to her, I think I've stopped their daughter
to have a conversation. Yeah, like, hey, I like the
way you play football. No thanks, I'm not gonna end
up like these teachers do in the back of cop cars.
I mean, have you seen the latest one?

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Yeah, the lady bang the kid gets arrested. Her husband's
in the car and doesn't know why she's getting arrested.
And she doesn't know why she's getting arrested. She's like
what am I?

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Like? Is there anything you need to get out of
the car? And she's like, am I going somewhere?

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Then it dawns on her in the cop cars and
then arrested for hooking up with a fifteen and.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
She starts bawling her eyes out, talking about how she's
gonna vomit, and the guy's like, do you want to bag?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
And she's like, yes, I want to bag And she.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Knows her life is over and then all this stuff
comes out about the manifesto, like she's been keeping a
journal of their relationship in her phone, and it is
the most bizarre thing I have ever heard in my life.
It is like, oh my gosh, I can't believe you

(33:57):
cheated on me with that girl, you know, the one
you said you were just friends with, and you're just
messing with my head. And I swear I was never
gonna let her another boy f with my head and
you're sitting here effing with my mind. The one person
that would have stuck with you forever and through everything.
It was like you're talking like, how dare he like
make out with another fifteen year old and you're mad

(34:20):
about it? It was it's crazy, and to keep a diary.
It's like she was stuck in her high school mind.
But uh, like, how does that happen?

Speaker 2 (34:31):
I don't know, man, I never had a hot teacher.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
So no, no, but what no?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
No? I understand? Was it just me? Or were our
teacher's the only ones that were all seventy years old? Dude?

Speaker 1 (34:42):
We had a couple hot ones. My second grade teacher
was a smoke show.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Well, this girl that got in trouble was she hot
smoke show? Okay, that's what I just saw the police footage.
I didn't see her glammed up, so I was just
curious if you'd seen.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
But even in her police I don't look pretty good.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
I don't think we had a teacher that was above
afore Okay, but what I'm what a wild scenario to
have a hot teacher. I was never presented that missus
uh Vi, missus Will's Missus Willis. I mean she had
Missus Willis in fifth grade. She was eighty five years old,
and I changed the name for reasons being. She was

(35:17):
eighty five years old, and there was rumors that she
drank Bailey's in her coffee easily close to ninety. That's
the type of teachers I was dealing with in Michigan.
I just I amraide. Do you ever think about crossing
that line? No, I get it, So I was never tempted.
Here's my thing.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
I understand it from that fifteen year old boys perspective.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Oh on a second, guys, miss willis looking pretty damn
hot at eighty five. I'll be late for practice. Don't
check the bleachers.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
I understand it from the fifteen year old boys perspective.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Okay, I get okay.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
I want to understand how this twenty six year old hottie.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Guys, I've got an the deployment with mister VIVI what
he's teaching me math?

Speaker 1 (36:04):
This twenty six year old hottie goes for a fit, Like,
explain that to me, Like this lady is not as beauty.
She's a good looking shit Like good looking.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
All right, we gotta take a break. We're not gonna
judge how hot this chick was that is now in
jail in our prison system because of the R word.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
No No, I want to know why, Like, how does
that happen? Like how does she get to the point
where she is hitting on a fifteen years.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
She's an attractive teacher. I've never been in an attractive teacher.
I've never been a student that had an attractive teacher.
So I don't know how that situation presents itself. Maybe
at hot at schools in California. There's hot teachers. In Michigan,
every teacher is seventy and aged.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
You're not You're You're not even looking at it from
the right perspective.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
How does she my Spanish teacher, Yeah, missus hinsu bro.
She was eighty seven and she spoke Spanish. We didn't
even speak the same language. I'm telling you there was
no chance in hell you could ever even start a
relationship with these people.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
My buddy, my buddy. He went somewhere in South America
for vacation and he met some ship that spoke only Spanish,
and he's like, dude, I think this is the one.
And I'm like, dude, you can't even communicate with her
like you can. And he was like, no, no, we're
gonna keep in touch. We're gonna keep in touch, like
it was amazing. Like he spent two nights with her
in South America. He's like, this is gonna be great,
got her phone number. But she spoke Spanish, he spoke English.

(37:40):
I don't even know how they talked, Like, I don't
understand how they spent two nights together because she literally
spoke no English.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Now, to get you off your point, I dated a
couple of girls in coastry and not dated went on
a date with him that spoke Spanish. It's miserable. You
think it's funny and you're cool with It's You're cool
until two sentences later of the Spanish, you know, and
you're just staying there looking at each other. No amount
of alcohol can overcome that awkwardness. Any girl that speaks

(38:06):
your language is better than somebody that you have the
biggest communication barrier with ever, because you just sit there
and stare at each other and you how many times
can you say c nedita has moue benita. There are
a many, so many things you can say to somebody
who don't speak the same language as and it gets
awkward real quick, especially when got a sumachids you. I

(38:27):
think it was from the bread. What were we saying
about the teacher in high school?

Speaker 1 (38:31):
I just want to know how she gets to that point.
I mean, the text messages she was sending to this
fifteen year old were, oh my gosh, the sex with
you is so amazing. It's always so passionate. This morning
sex was not that long, but it was so good. Like,
where does she get to the point where she is
going after a fifteen year old dude? I there as

(38:51):
stories in the news all the time, these teachers doing it,
but I need to know how it happens.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
It starts with a hot teacher, That's where it starts.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
I understand the hot teacher. But how does the hot
teacher allow it to happen? The hot teacher has to
say no to a fifteen year old. How does the
hot teacher fall in love with a fifteen or sixteen
year old?

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Explain it? They should. There should be a hot teacher database.
Check in on them every week.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Check their phones, check their emails, check everything.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
With the Michian teachers, they're in the clear.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
But the problem is sometimes it's ugly teachers. These kids
go for the ugly teachers. I've seen it. It's just
blows my mind that this woman was so hot and
she is so in love with this sixteen year old,
talking about like, you know, there's gonna be one day
when we are we're okay to be in each other's
lives because we're gonna be in each other's for lives forever.
It may me not be romantically, but we're gonna We

(39:41):
care too much about each other for us not to
talk anymore. It's like, what is going on with you?

Speaker 2 (39:46):
My guidance counselor, who I would spend time with talking
about colleges, was in her seventies, and I'm gonna go
back this for you to your second choice of a college. Okay,
I'll see you later. Hey, that's what I had to
deal with. There was never a temptation. Ray, What about

(40:06):
the guys.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
I mean Miss Benton she wasn't hot, but she was cute.
I mean, what other hot teachers do we have?

Speaker 2 (40:14):
I don't really know. Many, man.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
We had Missus Whiteside. She was eighty five years old, Like,
she was so old. She taught my buddy's mom when
she was in high school. So, I mean that tells
you how old she was. And she was still our teacher.
And her coffee breath was the nastiest thing I've ever smet.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Can you not do that in my mouth? They all
loved reading, wore wore glasses, just weren't funny, talked about
weird stuff of the news and stuff, and you just
had nothing in common with him. And those do these
people start relationships? And does the fifteen year old make
a move first, as the teacher had to make the move.
Teacher has to make the move right. The one lady,

(40:57):
Missus Boyle, she was so old she had a wig.
These ladies were older than ladies at church. My teachers.
That's how much I loved going to school. Dude, it
was miserable. All right, we got a roll. All right,
get in here, we'll take a break. Well it, we'll
be right back started it started it.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
No, no, we we just came back from commercial. But
my question is how much of the Masters are you
going to watch Saturday Sunday?

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Like?

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Are you gonna sit there all day?

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Is it? Oh? I'm only waiting till the final round?
What do we got? So? I'm a romantic Give me
a minute. If you got one, I got it. Can
you have any romantic music? Yeah? I can do this
one right here. It's our crime podcast, and I have
a speak. I have no other romance music. Okay, I

(41:55):
just wondered that's approved. I mean unless this is that's
not romance. Okay, there's no music, guys. You guys don't
give a rip about music. So I haven't been betting.
I've been trying to do. I have a futures bet.
I have a futures bet. I haven't been doing the
day to day betting. Me and Bezer decided on it

(42:18):
a couple months ago.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
No day to day bet, congratulations.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Well, I haven't watched golf in two months since I
haven't done the day to day betting. Oh, so that
tells me the gambling is the reason I was watching it.
So now we get to the Masters tournament, there's a
lot of big names. I wanted to do some research
so I could make a prediction and people could either
love me or hate me, make fun of me, say
this isn't Jinks one direction or the other. So I
did say Hovelin's gonna win because he had a great

(42:43):
practice round. And I did say it's gonna be a
No Namer or Hovelin, So I have that. So it's
some rooting interest, but I have no money on it.
ESPN plus are they involved because I have that, and
I may try to get it's money's worth? Or is
this the thing where the Masters has total control and

(43:03):
you can only watch it online and the only time
it's gonna air is on CBS at two o'clock on Saturday.
Otherwise you gotta watch it on your computer. If that's
the case, I may just be checking scores and then
I'll probably watch it Saturday afternoon and watch it all
day Sunday afternoon. So that's it. That's my take on
the Masters. First time watching golf in three months. I'll

(43:25):
hang up and listen over to you. What's your take.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
I don't know how they do it. I don't know
if you can only watch it online, but I know
that if you watch online. Shane Bacon is the voice
of the featured group Shout Out. Shane Bacon from Longview, Texas.
He is the brother of Alisha Bacon, who went to
Trinity University in San Antonio, Texas. That is how I know.

(43:50):
Alisha used to date my roommate John and then Shane
was really good at golf, talked about him all the time.
Then he used to write reviews. But I don't know
how to watch it. Like, here's the problem with the Masters,
Like they make it so hard to watch. They should
just have it on TV from the first guy that
tees off till the last guy that tees off.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Well, there's a way to know. I should have actually
done one second a prep ESPN plus.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Right, No, no, I'm talking. Just have it on ESPN
the first two rounds and CBS the minute they tee
off in the morning on Saturday and Sunday.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Have it on TV.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
This is the most watched golf tournament of the year.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
I should have done one second research. It's on ESPN, Plus.
So unless you have ESPN Plus, I bet you can't
watch it on ESPN. You can't watch it on the
Golf channel, and it will only be on CBS and
at two o'clock, which is exactly what I just said.
Why do we have to wait till two pm? Why
not cover it all day all day? Have masters coverage.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Make it so easy for people to get so I
can sit there and watch it. I don't like jumping
through hoops and ESPN Plus maybe the worst and I
mean worst streaming service in the history of streaming services.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Only had it for golf gambling a year ago, got
rid of it, got it back, and I think we
only get it now because we have a Kroger membership
at Disney something and it's for free over to you.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
I try to watch anything on ESPN Plus and it
freezes every ten seconds?

Speaker 2 (45:25):
What right? What do you mean oots it reads? Is
it just ass get ball everything?

Speaker 1 (45:40):
UFC? I buy a UFC fight, it freezes. It is
so horrible, horrible.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
That's why I did have it for one of those
fights where they made you get ESPN and then you
had to pay an additional eighty dollars, and I think
it was to see sugar didn't freeze, though it was good.
We watched it at the neighbor's house. Watching it at Dodds,
it was banging.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Well, fine is always banging, except for when it freezes
and freezes and freezes. So eventually I have to get
my computer out, turn on ESPN Plus and plug it
into the TV, and so it'll go to the TV
from my computer.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Then it works most of the time.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
But if you just try to go on your TV
and watch ESPN Plus, it is worse than damn frozen.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Well, and speaking of freezing and stuff, so we got
an issue at the house. The country's been awesome. Internet
Wi Fi bang and cell phones banging was a worry
of mine. Guys, country life might even be better in
city Wi fi's banging. I can stream porn, I can
stream anything. So let me say this though, what we've
been dealing with is it gets fuzzy. So you know,
the picture quality is high deaf thirty six hundred. I

(46:46):
made that up. It'll go down to high death one
hundred and white lotus. You can't even tell the lotus
or the characters and so but now it's fixed itself.
So I was thinking it was the TVs and we
were one is there our cable provider? I honestly believe
we had thought at one point our TVs were too

(47:07):
far from the Wi Fi routerbox. Do we need another
router box in another room, which we've done. It works better.
Wife works from home. WiFi is a big deal for us.
Shut up. But now they just work randomly. It a
whole week a white lotus. I'm telling you. I would
turn it on and say, are they in Thailand? Or
are they down the street? I can't see the screen,
And then it fixed itself, so I understand your problems.

(47:29):
Sometimes they just go away.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
No, not on SBU plus, it never goes away. I
try to watch a Kansas bast I don't even want
to talk about that team, this basketball team that I
cheered for. I tried to turn into their games when
it wasn't on the regular channel, and I swear to God,
I would mis I would see every third play because
it was freeze, and they would jump to where the
live action is, then freeze, then jump to live action,
and you just turn it off.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
I was gonna say you, there's no way you stuck
with it?

Speaker 1 (47:55):
No, hell no. I get so frustrated and I tell
my wife and I get so bad on my technology
is so stupid. We relies so much on this crap
and then it doesn't ever freaking work, and then I
think it doesn't work for me. That's what I tell her,
and she tells me, I'm gonna I'm like, I guarantee you.
I'm the only one that has this problem. Technology hates me.
It does not want to work for me. It doesn't

(48:15):
want me to watch the UFC fight, It doesn't want
to watch that basketball team that I love. It doesn't
like me. No one else has these problems, which is
not true. But in that moment, you feel like technology
is out to get you.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
And the technology thing of it is, do you rewind?
I get ESPN plus you can't do that. But for
some of the others, you know, you can rewind and
sometimes it fixed the problem.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
I did do that on Netflix when the stupidest fight
of all time.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
And didn't work? It did? It did with Tyson and
our boy Logan Paulino. What the I mean, Loala Mailer,
what is it? Logan American? I mean, how stupid are
we to Paul American? Paul American New stupid show that
they have but that is their I'm not watching it.
I watched the one episode is a terror. Yeah, the
parents shouldn't be included, and it makes no sense. It's

(49:03):
cool to see how rich they are and they are
given some real but guys, I don't know what works.
I don't know why the Kardashians is interesting and I
can even watch it and I think it find it interesting.
I don't know why, Paul Amrickan, It's just they're very,
very wealthy, and it shows a little bit of the stuff.
Where my take is was this. It showed when they
actually started it being YouTubers, and they conflict. They were

(49:26):
against each other, pitted against each other, and that's how
they grew both their youtubes. They had a competition. Now
they've kind of joined forces, but they're always fighting, so
it just works. The conflict is neutral, nateresting. So question
were they were they rich before? No, they're poor.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
They didn't grow up rich.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
No, they just started doing They always were going to
be TV guys. The parents gave them a camp quarter
and they always put stuff on the internet, always always.
Then the advent of the YouTube and it took off,
blew up.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
So what was their YouTube?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
It was like, oh, you want you want to know
the advent of something that blew them, blew them up
and got them rich. I think I know what when
they hung no, I mean no, no, they were already popular,
but that was newsworthy and that eventually that kind of
canceled them, but then eventually blew them up. Okay, but
guess what really skyrocketed them financially.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Merchandise. They go, yeah, one time we just realized, we
just thought, why not put this? Put this up? Sold
like thousands and hundreds of thousands of it, and they're like, overnight,
we made millions.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
We should do.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
He said. The one moment when they started making millions
was when they just thought, why not make merchandise for
people to buy? Please? I go no, I'm sitting there crying,
dude watching Paul American.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
My question is, so on their YouTube channel before they
joined forces, like.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
They never really joined forces, but they always said, hey,
I got two hundred million subs, I mean you got oh,
I got one hundred and ninety four subs. Huh, And
then they just do stupid stuff.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Like would they do the same stupid stuff or were
they would like, Okay, I'm gonna do push ups, and
he would put how many he got on his YouTube channel,
and then the other brother would put how many he
did on his and you had to watch both videos
to see who won.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Now they would just each have their own angles. And
I think one of the dudes girlfriends. They break up,
and then the other brother dated the brothers x no.
So then the conflict was just natural. So like, so
do they like each other? Now there's God and then
and they were really real with this. He would say, Dude,
he's sitting here texting me about the fight, saying that

(51:32):
it looks like it's gonna be stupid. I'm like, I
don't need negativity. He would be. He would say, because
he did an interview. One of the brothers do an
interview and be like, I think it's all hype. It'sna
be stupid. He calls me and goes, hey, I'm trying
to sell this fight, you idiot. You can't say that
it's gonna be a stupid fight. So they give you
stuff like that it's fine. It's fine if there's nothing
else in the world, watch it. But but yeah, it's
it's I feel like it's natural conflict. I gotta say

(51:55):
this and uh, I'm out. Yeah, I want this one episode.
What channels it on Cinemax don't have that?

Speaker 1 (52:04):
I don't have it.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
We're so picky now with our quality of television. But
I'm not even telling I'm not one of these people
that are so righteous and believes in their shows. I
don't care if you watch it or not. I watched
one episode that was fine. No, I don't care. That's
what I'm saying. I don't care if nobody watches White Lotus.
I enjoy the show. I like watching it. I don't
give a rip. I don't even recommend it to people.

(52:27):
But I am offended people that know me. I love vacation,
I love tropical resorts, I love hotels, I love all
of that. Guys, why would you not recommend White Lotus
to me? It's a resort and a tropical destination. Every
single show that's my shows, I couldn't give a rip.
People like what loas oh, I didn't really like it.

(52:49):
I don't care. I love it. Best show on television
by far. I love I love but Paul America. Watch
the first episode to learn about their history. Brief probably
don't got to stick around. But the one one's dating
figure skater, that's like a world class figure skater. She's

(53:10):
gonna be fighting for the championships next year. Oh yeah,
where you're from, Sweden? Somewhere overseas, private jet life. And
then the other guy's dating man. But yeah, they're dating
like supermodels.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
But well the ones given having a baby, right yeah,
I don't know which one that is. But we'll take
a break. We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Ray. That was all over the place. I like, I
kind of liked it. But anyway, my master's watching this weekend.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
I guess I'll get a little bit in on Saturday,
but we have a soccer game, we have a baseball game,
so that'll be making a little difficult Sunday. I believe
the calendar is wide open, and so Sunday when the
leader's tee off, if it's a close, I just want
it to be where there's three or four guys battling.
I don't want it to be someone up by five.

(54:01):
If someone's up by five strokes, I probably won't watch. Heck, no,
like that's unwatchable. That's not fun, it's boring. They don't
do anything. They just play it safe. They don't have
to do anything. Spectacular. I want it where the guys
in the final group are separated by a stroke or two,
so one birdie and bogie flips the whole thing flips
it on its head so that I can watch. And

(54:23):
if that is the case, I will watch the final
round the entire like, from the start to the finish
of the leader's team and off I'll watch it all.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Speaking to start to finish. Has there been in our
lifetimes wire to wire winner at the Masters? No, it
was one, but it's typically a tournament where if you
lead it the first eight, you're not going to lead
it the last Only five in history, five in history,
one in our day and age Jordan Speed.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Obviously you were talking to kick off Kevin because he
was telling me the same students, Yes, you said, he said,
you and Ray looked at it. He said, you got
the YouTube, looked it up, and you were talking. He goes,
how crazy is that? In eighty whatever years, there's only
been five or whatever? He said, But we got an email.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
You ready, Yeah, yop?

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Hey, coachers, been loving the pod lately since you've been
to North Dakota and miy not. There's a trial going
on about a murder that happened eighteen years ago. A
roommate was murdered in her apartment, but lack of evidence
made the case go cold. The other roommate was the
main suspect, dude to our alleged toxic nature and inconsistent

(55:26):
police statements for years. You can find it on Court
TV if you're interested. It's called the Toxic Roommate Trial.
Just wanted to send in my yearly email and wish
you both well. Keep up the great work and maybe
I'll make it out to the next convention. Mitch from
North Dakota.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Thanks Mitch, and that trial they found out who did it.
Really it was somebody from the Sore Loser's Nation. That's
not true. What if we did our own investigating and
it led to that, that wouldn't be good. Do we
have a lot of listeners in North Dakota? Ethy, you're
the one that went out to Eight Bears.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
That was a great place.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Man.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
I did meet some listeners and one of them got
arrested that night.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
I'm part of the nation, man.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
I mean he was celebrating his twenty first birthday and
he were playing blackjack. Next I got news in handcuffs
and no idea what's up, coachers? I was listening to
the Friday pod about the Chester Molester van and had
to tell you about my embarrassing vehicle experience. When I
was a senior in high school, my boyfriend now husband
and his dad bought a Porter potty company, and since

(56:34):
my twin brother and I shared a car, sometimes I
needed picked up and so my boyfriend would pick me
up in the company truck with five Porter potties on
the back. Luckily I wasn't embarrassed, but other students always
made fun of me. Keep up the average work, coachers.
McKenzie from Ohio.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Smell you later. That is funny, That is, I didn't
think anything could top a Chester Molester pickup. That'll take
the cake, I think.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Can you imagine pulling up hey Porter pundies on the
back smelling like ass?

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Come on, I ain't getting the truck just to kids too.
The Porter potties of smelly is plumbers. You don't want
dad pulling up in that paint truck. Chester Molester truck,
semi is probably pretty ba If dad just brings the top.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
That would be pretty cool, yepe, Hey, guess who's back
back again? Fellas and Ray, what up? So Catnip and
cat Nip and I are booking a place a Placemaker
spot in Nashville, MLK weekend and get just wanted to
make sure that Nashville will be the location of Coaches Convention.

(57:48):
Can we get a good to go on this? I
want to book it now so we can get it
locked in. Found a badass spot Ray was spot on
with place maker. Also, if y'all want to do that
pop up pod in Austin area, my bro and I
literally own a bar in Kyle, Texas called the Railhouse.
The sore losers are welcome to use the side rooms

(58:09):
or the private silo to do the pod whenever y'all
are ready.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
The silo it.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Holds up to eleven hundred people outside and we can
fit two hundred easily inside, so the twenty people that
show up will be easily able to fit. My brother
also owns a place in Austin called Come and Take
It Live if y'all'd rather use that. Also, what up
to Buddy Glass and the wife? Me and Catnip live
in San Marcus and I work in New Bronfuls, San Antonio.

(58:37):
Let's get together Buddy and miss Buddy. That's all just
wanted to check in. Today is four hundred and seventy
five days, not one drop of four loco or any
alcohol anything as possible.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Bless be the fruit, Cat Dick, I think we just
found our venue in San Marcus.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Hey, hey, Cat Dick, congratulation on four hundred and seventy
five days sober dominic durand hopefully you're doing well, man,
haven't heard from you? You hope everything's going well with you
and your daily journey. That's it, that's all I got.
I gotta go and watch the masters man.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
A lot of the nation man, it's at times they
have to get off the bottle.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
That's good though.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Proud of you guys, I mean it to you. Yeah. Yeah,
Once you know you're bigger than it, then you decide
are you better without it? Do you like having a
sip on a Saturday afternoon? It's up to you. But guys,
get that help you need.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Congrats tall yeah, and good luck to you all your
master's bets. Enjoy Augusta this weekend.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
It's the most could it be the most beautiful place
on earth? DoD's been there, I've never been. It's it's
pretty much the old Old Boys Club. If you're not
part of the club, you don't get in.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Yeah, and they let a lady in. I think, No,
did bones go to it one time? Didn't you go
with John Legend? Yeah? He did, he did, he did. See.
I don't think I can ever get into the Masters.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
You can?

Speaker 2 (59:59):
I enter the lottery every year? You do? Yeah? Why
would I not? You would get off? Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Yeah, that would be one of Oh you wouldn't. That'd
be one of those things that it would just have
to be a hey man.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Nope, because you had to work Thursday. Do you had
to work Friday?

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
And we'd have to be one of those things that
hey man, sorry, but this is the once in a
lifetime shot.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
I gotta go. Buddy from work sends out a company
wide email one year, Hey guys, I got selected. I
get to go to the Masters. So low Key brags
to us and then says he's not gonna be at
his cell phone or email for five days. Okay, awesome, Yeah,
great man.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
That's weird because we got a low I don't know
if you got the low Key brag flex that we
got the other day.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
In our email. Where is it the March madness? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
A little weird. It says hello, haul. First, I'd like
to say congrats to all the Florida Gators fans out there.
We earn this hard work and dedication. We directly contributed
to the Florida Gators winning.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Also, sorry for not emailing right away the results of
the company bracket, as I was in Santa Antonio to
watch my boys cut down the nets. No need for that,
No need for the brag about being there and letting
us know you were at the event.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Must be nice taking that Friday and Monday off.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Yeah, must be nice to be able to travel to
San Antonio watch your boys cut the nets down. And
sorry I was slow getting out the results of the
You just say, here are the results of the bracket.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
I suck, but I like the humble brag. Without further ado,
Congratulations to Gator go figure for winning the first annual
iHeart Nashville Bracket Challenge. The money will be.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Paid out shortly when I.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Get back to town, because you know where I was,
San Antonio, celebrating with my fellow Gators.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
And you already know the bracket he did. It was
a chalky one, so he just picked all favorites.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Favorite well I mean it was very I mean, anybody
that picked favorites did really well this year.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
That's why Baser did the worst family bracket. My sister
won by one pick. She beat me, and then Baser
did terrible, which tells you picking cheerleaders and mascots.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Yeah, and she's near Kentucky. She likes Tennessee. It didn't
work out for him. All right, everybody, have a great weekend.
We'll see you on Monday.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
It's that time man live from Augusta. Dude, I'll send
that email out when we're on our vacation. Oh sorry, guys,
I'm a Turks and Kekos out of pocket? What did
I miss? Like, guys, we don't need the location. Send
the people their money when they win. Nobody needs to
know that you were right there when they cut down
the nets. Guys, I'm going to the Masters. I got

(01:02:32):
an unbelievable offer to go to the Masters. I will
be there for five days. I'll be out of pocket.
There's no Wi Fi there, I'll have no access to
computers or cell phones. Awesome. So we don't get to
go and we have to do your job for five
days have fun.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
That sounds about not right, but hey, man, cool.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Ray I would have been good to go. Bones would
have approved it. Yeah right, dude, you're drunk. You're drunk,
you'd never gotten off, But you don't know that. That's
why don't even know. That's why I thought in the moment, Man,
I'm an idiot. Why don't I do the lottery? Oh yeah,
I can't ever take off for that. Oh yeah, I
can't go to a Monday Night in San Antonio March
Badness game. We just there's stuff we can't do. I

(01:03:12):
don't know, man, I think that's one of those things
we can do.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Man, But maybe I'm hey, I could be completely wrong.