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the Sisters transmitting America all together now, Bobby, Bobby Bar
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we get into the dumbest arguments on this show for
no reason. Off the year, Eddie and I are in
a fight right now over the best Tim Across song
in the last few years. I say it's Humbling Kind,
and Eddie thinks that's diamond Rings and no, bar, it's
a jam. Are you kidding me? I'm not saying they're
both not jams, but that's just the argument. We're anywhere
like fiercely competing to see who wins. Uh, Humbling Kind
versus Diamond Rings Amy, humbling Kind, lunch box humbling Kind.
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Sorry Eddie, not that that's not a good one. Let's
say this turn to that break the door, thank you,
no you God. That's it right there, boys, I have
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the five compliments men never get tired of hearing. And
I don't do this for the dudes. I do this
for the ladies out there. We have feelings and hearts
and we'd like to be complimented. We may act like
we don't, but it makes us feel good. And so
these are the five that men like the most. Ready,
here we go, Hey, have you been working out? DoD
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love that even if we haven't been. We love it
because we're like, dang, we look good to you right now.
That's makes me feel good. So so, even though that's
sort of just a question, y'all. It's a that's a compliment, yes,
because you're you're inquiring because we were looking at different
way it like, well, have you been doing You've been
working out? Do you well? I'm like, have you been
working your biceps? You got specific I haven't knew that
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with like Ray, I do that with other dudes just
because I know it makes people feel good. I'm like, dude,
you've been in the hard uh and you know it
takes that compliment well as producers like yeah, I actually
yes hard Are you ready? These are compliments number two.
I told my friends I'll luck am to have you.
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Two things is being said in this compliment. One, I'm
lucky to have you. Guys like to hear that, even
though we act like we don't to. You're telling your friends.
That's a double compliment inside of one. So on the
service you go, well, that's a weird one, but no,
that's a two fer. That's like bog pay less. I
told my friends that I'm lucky to have you. I
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will say that, um so far. I mean, females like
both of these compliments too. Okay, well, Amy, let's just
keep it here. We're letting the guys. Yeah sorry. Number three,
I love how to determine you get when you set
your mind to something. And I'm gonna tell you why.
Guys like this one because we like to be known
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as people who are decisive. We like to be known
as decision makers. We like to be known as someone
who can get stuff done. So you don't have to
use those exact words, but it's like, man, when you
put your mind it's up and you do it. That's
how we feel manly because it's like, yeah, we make
our mind up, we go do it. Makes me a man,
all right? That's number three. Number four, you're ready compliments
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that men love to hear. I feel safe with you, dang.
Think about that one. That means that I, as a dude,
can take care of you. It's an ego boost and
they all are, but that means you feel like I
can take care of you now. I haven't heard that
one a lot in my life. Minds mostly like if
I get into a fight, I feel like you're gonna
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run away now, And they're pretty much right on. But
that's a big one to a guy. If you say, listen,
I feel safe with you, that's a good but safe
could mean so many other things, not just from like
physical like a fight type situation. Safe. I'm just telling
you what most guy, most guys feel and think, because
I think you could make a girl feel safe. You
do how please please tell me? Well, okay, so I'm
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not into fighting anyway, so I'm okay that you would
run and I'm sure whatever you date. I'm kind of kidding.
I don't know that. I don't know that I would
really right, but I see that you think I would. Okay,
you can make them feel safe in other ways, just
like um uh secure, Oh yeah, like like I got you, Yeah,
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let your bill got you? Okay, well not just monetarily,
but sure, yeah, I mean you do. You could take
care of them in that way. But I just feel
like you could you have that capabilly and making them
feel like they're okay and they're safe. And the five compliments.
Men never get tired of hearing Number one, you look
sexy when you blank. It doesn't matter what it is.
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Men love to hear that. And yes, and here's the
thing too about men. We're dumb. We're easy if you
tell us we look sexy when we do something that
you like us doing, like the housework, or cooking. We're
gonna be like, dang, I should do more. I should
do more of that. Man, that's how it feels. We're stupid.
Men are stupid. So if you go, dann, you look
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sexy when you're folding laundry. All right, baby, let me
let me have a fold of like this, so good one. Yes,
it's all a trick. Oh see, I'm seeing a trick
with us. Guys. We're dumb. I like bold Clowes like sexy.
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Men are dumb. That's all I'm saying. And that's how
you get us right there. Five compliments, Thank you very much.
I like appreciate Cosmopolitan magazine and magazine that I read
that a whole article on that long inspiration there recognizing
people doing cool things. Addison Hutchinson, nine years old, is
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a hero for getting help for her bus driver. She
was on boarder bus when these school bus drivers slumped
over the steering wheel. The bus was making its final
stop on the route and only had a few students left,
and she sees this, She jumps out of the bus
and ran somebody's door, knocked on the door, called nine
on one, ran back to the bus, stayed with the
driver until help arrived and the driver was taking the
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hospital treated and released and everybody was safe. But talking
about a nine year old making a split decision, the
right decision, probably saving lives at the Addison, I see you,
I see you the Bobby Bones Show, bringing you the
good news right now. All positivity. That's our goal. There's
so much sour stuff in the news that's not while
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we're here. Why we hear Amy, We're here to tell
the good. Now here tell the good that good good. Amen,
All right, thank you, let's go. How about this responding
to a call about an elderly woman who had needed
please show up check on her, then decide a cooking
breakfast and they hang out with there for like an
hour and just talk so they make sure she's good.
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She is good. He's like, well, you know what, I
checked on your well being. We're saying, how about it
making some breakfast, let's watch some TV. Because she's been
by herself for a long time. And that's an officer
that is just going on above and beyond. I love
that and give Tom Mitchell is a mechanic who works
on school buses and sometimes fills and driving and on
one of his routes in Clarksville, Tennessee. He was taking
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a group of special needs students to school and that's
where he noticed that one wheelchair bound child was struggling
to get out of her house and onto the bus.
So he decided to do something about it. He built
her a ramp. That's above me on, we're gonna get
thank you. The mayor of Johnston, Iowa always wants the
community to give back and she tries to raise money
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for the food pantry. So every ten dollar donation she
runs miles. So far this year she's yes. So far
this year she's run over three hundred miles because people
keep donating to the food pantry. Wow, that got get man. Man,
that's good news right there. See, don't you feel better?
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You feel better? Yeah, thank you, thank you, let's go.
How do we feel about psychics in general? Like, I
believe like I'm not gonna pay money. I think if
somebody's psychic, they're not setting up a house on the
side of the road. Yeah, if there's something listening. I
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think anyone that's advertised themselves a psychic gets not a psychic.
What anybody if, even with a neon sign. I would
think that if there's somebody with psychic powers, which I
don't have never been seen, or showing that there was.
They wouldn't have this power to also not have to
show people I agree with you waste of money. Oh
I disagree. Oh I'm not into it. You're into it.
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I would into it, But I think there's something about
it because they can tell you stuff that you're just
like wow, and they do it all the time. But
the one thing I do have a problem with is
why don't they tell you, like, Okay, there's gonna be
a fire at this house. If they can predict everything.
If there were a real psychic, they wouldn't be telling
us they're a real psychic. Do you you understand how they'd
be putting a cage exactly? You're crazy. Yes, police say
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a psychic and her son she didn't. Elderly man had
a hundred fifty bucks. There you go. Because they said
they would rid them of evil spirits. They now faced
theft to conspiracy charges. He's an old guy, and they
just kept paying them because they were like, we got
My point is, if someone really was a psychic and
they were really able to nail things, you don't think
we would take them. It would be like an alien
there would be anything, right, and we would take them
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and put them somewhere and make them do all the
work and and and almost jail them for their powers,
the same way we would do an alien. If we
found an alien around, you, don't think we put that
thing in a cage, you know what I'm saying. Okay, today,
this story comes to us from fair Lawn, New Jersey.
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A man broke into a tire shop, stole three dollars
from the register from tires, went homes looking at us like, oh, no,
where's my wallet? Oh? Man, I think I left at
the crime scene. So he drove back to the crime
scene and was arrested by police and waiting on I
was his wallet? Oh they had his wallet, all right,
munch box at your boat head story of the day,
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Which makes me wonder if you were going to rob somewhere,
should you even take your wallet? No, Like now, I
would leave all identification behind, right, Yeah, and we're gloves
and all that. Nobody's finding. No need to have your phone.
Anything I probably find like a Donald Trump mask or something. Okay,
all this selfies and scene. Yea. So there's this whole
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story from Business Insider that about successful people and the
things that they do and what they have in common.
They talk to all these successful people, they're like, hey,
you know, list your things that you dedicate your energy too,
and so here you go. When they have free time,
they all do that. What do you First of all,
what do you guys doing your free time? Go ahead, nap? Okay,
gotta be arrested to be successful? What are you do
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in your free time? Ammy, I like to walk with
my husband. I mean, I have a didn't laugh they're
laughing time? That's cool sometimes. Any what do you do
in your free time? Go outside? Something outside, park anything.
The number one thing that really successful people do is reflect.
They keep a journal. They write that it isn't that
so much? Yeah, like I've when I've got on trips,
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like you know, they feel like I'm gonna have this
deep discovery that I went to Kenya for two weeks
and I took a journal. We can like, yeah, just
like I was drawing. Number two is napping, rest and
creativity walking? Isn't three? Reading? And then experimentation for none
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of us? What do you mean our experiment what with
different activities? I don't think that's what it means. What
does it mean? Being okay with failure. And I read too,
so I'm good. I read the internet. You read books
as well. I read the Internet. I read Instagram. We're
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gonna need some callers to give us some advice here.
Amy was a target yesterday and you see a kid
that's going crazy, right, screaming, bloody murder. He wanted like
a specific toy or something. And the mom was like, no,
I mean, that's not we're here for. You're not going
to get it. And I feel like if she would
have just gone to kind of would ended everything. I'm
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not saying that, I'm not saying this right thing, but
it was so loud. I was so loud. I was
about to be like, look, I'm just gonna go by,
but obviously, yeah, it's appeared. Sometimes you just have to
like Stan Firman, I know that my day is coming
with that where I'm going to have to just be like, no,
you cannot have that, and my child is gonna be screaming,
and I'm trying to run errands in public and it's
gonna be embarrassing and I'm just gonna have to move
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forward like nothing's happening because I got to get out
of there and I don't know how to parents do it,
Like let some advice. Like this woman, my heart went
out to her. Amy's a target and she's a five
year old boy or girl throwing a fit because the
mom won't get him the toy, and so she's like,
what do I do? Amy's got two kids coming? Do
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you drop? Please give us some advice. So my advice
on this is, I have a two year old and
you have to decide do you want your child to
kind of be a jerk in that moment and throw
us fit or do you want to raise an adulpe
It throws fits because they want people to give into them.
So it's short term pain for long term success. Isn't
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that all life is? Man, It's a lot of short
term pain sometimes long term pain. They'll be honest with you,
but that's so that's what I think. You have to
decide do you want because then when you give him
that one time, well then they know, hey, I can
have it. Yeah. I feel like I have to do
that with lunchbox sometimes what yeah, what do you mean
by that? Elaborate? Because if I give them something like that,
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like every once in a while, like he had to
curse a minute ago. Now he's gonna think the time
so true because now because he wants to do it again,
he's like, can our cars on all my jokes? I'm like, no,
that was the thing you know you're saying you get Yeah, Hey,
Nicole and Richmond, Virginia, good morning, good morning, thank you
for calling. What do you think about this? Um? I
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give in, and I'm not proud of it. But Walgreen's
three year old screaming. You know, you have a cartful
of stuff you have to get and you buy the
Ninja turtle beanie hat with a little pumping ears on
the side that flap and it makes it all go
away out of it. But it's solved it. So what
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do you think Amy is gonna do? Oh? God, I
love Amy. Um, that's a preface for something that's by
the way, go ahead. I at first, she'll probably give in,
just because you know, first time mom, I and I
think it's okay, like you know, you've got to figure
out out of the waters. And then you'll know as
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they get older, like okay, we'll know when you say no,
it's it's no, like we're not getting this and that's it. Um.
But I think at first yeah, I'll be Sometimes she
gives in and that's okay. Nicole, thank you for I
appreciate you. Appreciate you. Let's go to Leslie and Florida. Leslie,
thank you for calling. You have a five year old?
I do. I have a five year old daughter And
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anytime we go to the store, especially Target, actually that's
her place, and she will ask her toy and I
tell her no. And when she doesn't get her way,
she just sits in the cart with a look on
her face and her arms folded like a spoiled brat,
which makes no sense because she has not ever been
any titled child, So I don't know where she gets
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it from. But she does not get her way, and
she knows not to throw a fit in public, or
I will take her outside and thank her. But what's
your advice to Amy, who's about to be a new
mom um? If they Amy, I would say, if you know,
if the child has done something um good, like you
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know if you have a chorist or something, get them
the toy as an you know, a reward instead of
money or um. But if they're throwing a fit just
because they want something UM, that's not the way to act.
About it. They have to earn it. Bam. Yeah, that's
on the side he's going to give them. No, you
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think I have no backbone, that's what you're saying to them.
I think it will. See, it's gonna be hard. So
if you're firstborn, you're more successful, just generally speaking. What
says why because I was last born born? I was
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a middle born. None of us are first born, and
we all worked for the man that was firstborn. Oh, Bobby,
you were first born. There we go. I know, of course,
what do you mean, here we go? That's right. I
didn't know. Everybody fell into there. So you were last
born of how many? Amy? Well, with my parents, I
was the last born of two, but my dad has
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four kids totals, so I have some half. Dad's tossed
around some numbers. Four kids. Tell you marriages four and
now he's working on a girlfriend. They're there. They won't
get married. But I mean, what do you mean they
won't get married. They're not gonna get married. They're just
because they're older. I don't think it's it's just more
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of a companionship. If you will and you don't think
they get married. What if she's pregnant she's like she's miracles.
I don't know if she would want me to say
her age per se, because she's a young at heart.
Let me tell you she's over eighty. You never know
your right never. So, Okay, you have two older I
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have an older brother and older sister, and that you
have older brother sister. Dang, give me what do you got, Bobby, Yeah,
I got younger sister. Listen, I got the whole way
a minute, you want to go down to the real
family tree. Yes, I got a half brother. I don't know,
I got a real sister. I got to wait one
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step sister. They used to I got like five or
six running around in some form of fashion. And I'm
the oldest of all them. And that half brothers he
looked like you were yet on line, like I don't
know my biological father, and so I was online. I
was like, let me see you here. I was like,
holy call, doesn't like me as my real brother, like
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a half brother. He was his kid from another woman.
I don't I never met him. And then I was like, tiny,
so you look like your dad your biology? Yeah yeah, yeah,
interesting creeping really because I'll go look. So he has
a Facebook page because sometimes he likes to fight with
me on Facebook, which was weird. I don't know him,
and so I go look at that Facebook page and
I have before, and I'm like, man, that looks just
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like me in like twenty years. That's crazy. It's crazy.
But he looks like your dad. Do your dad's around? Yeah?
I mean yeah, he's far away, but yeah, least he's around.
He makes a good job. It wasn't I see my dad. Yeah.
I remember Bobby being like, well, stalk to my dad
on Facebook. And he's got all his hair, so that's good.
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It's like, yeah, oh yeah. I went all over the
page and was like, let me see here, and I
was all like, head and I was like, there's a
guy got other kids, probably probably more. I don't even
know if it's anymore, but I was like, well, bright,
I did all his hair all right? Yeah anyway, man,
it looks good. Thank you show ask the question a lot. Amy.
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Oh well, I was just looking at some old school
pictures of Garth Brooks and it made me think like
back in the day, the radio people were probably interviewing
him and hanging out with them and doing stuff, not
really knowing he was gonna be the goat Garth Brooks.
So I'm like, who's going to be that of like
our time? Like these people that come in our studio
and we see them play for the first time, Like,
who's going to grow up to be the garth Ish
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Eric Church? Because he did it different? Sam Hunt because
he did it way different and just sold And people
would give sam On credit, not even for his music,
but for just being like to heck with the system,
Like you want a rule breaker like that dude, just
like I don't care what people think, and that's a
big part of it. Uh. Those are the people that
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I gravitate to, people that just don't care about rules
because there are none. You make your own rules. And
it's a good question, who would you put on the list?
Who's who are we like getting fifteen years ago? Wow?
I think Luke Brian. I mean he's just killed it.
He's killed it. I think he's the man right now
and we'll continue to be. I think Rascal Flats, they've
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had a history and they're still going. They're spanning decades.
I think they kind of already are what they are.
They're a legendary man. They've done it and they're back
putting out hits again like Garth. I don't know if
they're ever Gartha. Just I just was using him because
I was looking at young young pictures and him probably
and I was picturing him walking in some radio station
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for the first time. I'm like, God, people probably didn't
know what in the world he was going to turn
into when they first saw him playing and stuff. But
I felt about you, like people have no idea. Yeah, yeah, Hi,
This is Joshua david Stein, host of The Fatherly Podcast,
the Perfect Podcast for the imperfect parent. Join us as
(22:43):
we talked to dad's like Ken Burns, Tom Clikio, and
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to your favorite podcast. Everybody Transmitting America. If you bite
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your fingernails, yeah, I do, and I can hang outs
like crazy. Then I rip them out and they bleed.
Its gross and I'm not gross. But is it okay?
I find it weird you bite your finger nails. I
always wash my hands before I do that. You prepay
talk to me to bite my fingernails. I'm gonna go, Santita.
Is that weird? Because I scrub as much as I
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can before I bought my fingers. Now, but I know
you scrub it's I guess it's not weird. Nope, But
but I just don't get people that buy, like my
husband will buy his name. I don't get it, Like,
why would you want to bite your nail? I know
it's as nervous, I don't know. It's a nerve anxiety thing.
The lunch box clips his toe nails just because he's
a people clips, but then he sets them aside and
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then eats them. They're protein Google hair, Yes hair, No,
it's not. Yes, it is not hair. Fools. Okay, who's
the doctor here? There's no exactly so you guys don't
know you all right, Morning Corny, The morning Corny. What
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did the boy pickles say to the girl pickle? What
did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? You
mean a great deal to me? That was the morning corny.
Think about it when you're on a date, like say
a guy and a girl out on the day and
they order sandwiches and there's pickles or something. As a guy,
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you could tell your girl date that joke and she'll
be like, oh, I'MG, you're so cute On a date
you forever and she says, oh MG, back, I'm like,
I'm dating somebody way too young for me, or lunch box.
But you see your computers on fire over there, you
look at something up. Well, I thought she was gonna say,
what's the deal, that's where the joe got you. I
thought he was going to say, I looked it up
in her hair? Oh toe nails? No O. Show woman
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goes to Target buys an awesome vacuum cleaner. She's been
saving up three hundred bucks this vacuum. She took the
box home, opened it up. It's time for the vacuum.
It was a box with dirty towels, rocks, and a
can of Chilian. On the Target, representatives of the stores
looking ato how the vacuum ended up replaced with a
decoy box. I know. I mean I have a guest. Well,
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someone got the vacuum, took it home, stuffed it full, stuff,
returned it, got their money back for the quote unquote vacuum,
and then this poor woman bought it off the shop.
The problem is is that the person working at Target
on the return didn't look in the box. And you
should always inspection, always look in the box. That's a
good one. See, I thought someone that worked in the
warehouse stole the vacuum. Another theory, and I dropped the mic.
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Sorry again, we don't know. We just know she was scammed.
Imagine you're so excited about it you opened it up.
It's like, wait, why they're Chilian Rocks. Hey Nashville, Bobby,
Hey day, I'm doing this morning, man, What do you
want to say? Uh? Well, I was scam big time. Um.
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I was sixteen years old, sold my first car on Christlist. Well,
I thought I was selling it, and the guy sent
me a check for five dollars more than what I
was asking for because he wanted to ship it out
of the country to his son. And sure enough he
sent me the check. I deposited it, um, and it
almost looked like it cleared at first, and someone came
and took my car. And by the time that car
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was gone, that check bounce froze my accounts for almost
two months and I never saw my car again. Oh yeah, man,
that sucks for you. Oh man, I don't like that story.
I'm sorry about that day. Hey, I appreciate the sympathy.
I appreciate you. Wow. Hey, Laurie and Canyon Lake, Texas.
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Good morning, Good morning, How did you get scanned? I?
My husband and I had sold our house and we
were so excited because we had some extra money. It
was our very first house, and I had wanted a
digital one of the DSLR cameras and went to one
of the big box wholesale places. It's been about nine
got home with it and the boxes were empty. They
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had old manuals in it. I mean, somebody had taken
everything out and just returned empty boxes. And they sold
me empty boxes. Okay, so you go back with the
empty box. I don't think I would believe you if
I was at the store. Yeah, that's what I was
worried about. And I mean I was literally in tears, thinking,
you know, here we are young. I bought this camera.
There's no way they're going to take it back. They
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did believe me. I did call it. They did take
it back, but yeah, I I thought for sure they'd say,
you know, hey, you're the one that took it out,
not not. You know, it wasn't we didn't sell it
to you that way. I mean the steel was on
the box and then waiting for it's like booming, nothing there.
Thank you for the call. Appreciate you. This woman goes
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to Target, buys the vacuum cleaner of her dreams three dollars.
She gets home, opens the bikes. It's rags, a can
of chili, and some rocks. So somebody got her. And
so we're like, hey, you've been skinned Austin and Auburn, Alabama.
What's happening man, we're doing the show. I appreciate you
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calling and sharing a story with us. What do you have? Oh?
When I was younger, my mom she bought us and
Brian tickets for Christmas and we go, we get there,
they take us to our seats. We get there and
there's already people sitting there, but hey, these are our seats.
And then security gets involved and they come and tell
(28:47):
us that three people have already done tried using the
tickets for these seats, and the sly, we're already here
and they just gave the seats to them after we've
don't spend lots of money because they were backstage pass
This bit just jicks. So did someone copy them and
sell you guys copies? So how did they handle it?
(29:09):
They say it since they were here first, they gave
the siege to them and they made us buy a
whole new jacket. You had to buy tickets. Yeah, we
had tickets. That's not good. Dang sucks for Thanks do
for that call. Appreciate that. Appreciate you. Denise in Virginia,
(29:31):
How did you get scanned? So I was getting married
and my mom and I were planning our wedding and
we hired this girl to do the cake, and we
gave her a five deposit and we had several meetings
where we designed the gorgeous cake and everything, and then
a month before the wedding, suddenly she was not returning
(29:51):
our calls and come to find out she had taken
our money and moved back to England. The deposit ran
she left the country. You bother a plane taken back.
She was ever one person to put a deposit on
a cake so as you can get out of town exactly.
And so you were just s ol went yeah, and
(30:13):
then a front of my friend's father stepped up and said, well,
I'll make a cake. And it was a cute cake
and everything, but it was not the cake. But yeah, hey, Denise,
I appreciate good story. I appreciate you. Have a good day, Denise.
Thank you for calling. Thanks for all the calls. Day. Yeah, okay,
(30:37):
So what I want to do this game is tough.
I just give you a word and you have to
be able to sing a line, a famous line of
a song with the word, and you have, like you know,
five or seven seconds to figure out the song. Are
you ready and you'll go first? Okay, your word is
and you have again five seconds, seven seconds. Your word
(30:58):
is a green. I need you to sing song. Take
you for a rod. I'm a big green tractor. Make
it go slow, make it go faster. Wait, maybe welcome
to the game. Wait, wait for the cue. Okay, we're
figuring out the game as we go here. Okay, all right,
lunch box, you're up. Your word is truck. Think about that.
(31:21):
What song can you sing with the word truck in it?
And three? Two? Oh truck? Yeah, I said that. I
said that. He said I was waiting for a cue.
He said three too, and then he didn't say one.
Then I turned the music down. Okay, anyway, let's go.
(31:42):
Your word to sing a song with is dance, lives
and day for your cue. You just scolded him. Yes, okay,
you've been warned, Yellow card, just like you all and
you go ahead, lives and dance. You learn as you go,
(32:04):
sometimes you lead, sometimes you fall. Everybody, Okay, okay, I
was getting heated. We got to have some uniform here.
Wait til you're cute. You come on, Eddie, girls, out
of the game. Goodness, you've been worn Eddie. Yes, yellow card?
Got it yellow card because it was missed like the
US will not be getting in the world. Okay, up, Amy,
(32:27):
your word is boy, boy, boy, and go you got
the boy and I got the maner yeah, yeah, whatever
that you got the boy, I think and I got
(32:48):
the boy. I think it's I got the boy, you
got the She's saying, I got the man. No, lunchbox
is going to be right because it's like I got
the boy and you got the Yeah, you got the
I'm sorry you've been eliminated. Called I got the boy
is the name of the right lunch box? Amy Music
(33:09):
unbelievable challenged her on one, Wow, you're eliminated, lunch box.
Are you ready? Hold on? I need you to sing
a song with the word heart in it. Okay, I
needed to sing a song with the word heart in it.
Think about it, heart all right? Go ahead, my heart
will go bad. Melody. But I'll accept. I'll accept that.
(33:36):
I accept that, Eddie. Come on, your song is kiss
now like like a smooth, like a kiss. All right,
your song is kissed. Can you sing a song with
the word kiss in it and go? Kiss me? Barley? Yeah,
(33:57):
it's funny. You think it's beer and Barley. It's not.
It's bearded Barley, Barley. He got the context of his
word right. It's checking. Don't hit them. You have a
warning off the film's coach Warner. Yes, locker room. I
don't care what lunch barts. Your word is boots, okay, boots,
(34:24):
you have five seconds. Boots. It has to be plural boots.
I got, okay, and go I got dirt on my boots,
John Barty on dirt on the boots. You know, dirt
on my boots, little dirt. I gotta have accept it
because I didn't know if you have scooting boogie would
(34:45):
have been because it's doesn't say boots. Um okay, Eddie,
like you just ignored him. Your word. Your word is burn,
burn burn. You have five seconds you do this song
with the word burn in it, all right, go ahead,
and it burn burn, burning fire, that ring of fire,
(35:05):
all right? Lunch box. Yeah. Your word is girl. Yeah,
five seconds. Take Tommy Thompson. Be warned because you didn't
take card. You said, go and go. Take Tommy Thompson,
take my best friend, bo. Don't take the girl as
long as she don't go. I mean, you're just butchering this.
(35:28):
The word girl. Don't take the girl part eddie. Your
word is broke b r. Okay, you have five seconds
to sing the word broke broke. Alright y, go ahead,
all right, here we go. I'm broke like a spoon.
(35:56):
Every time I come up everybody, I feel like I
was cheated. You. You're not limited the next game. Okay.
(36:18):
Blowing out birthday candles lead to a fifteen HUD increase
in bacteria on cake. Now I only read this because
holy calv I've been saying this for about year. All
my life. There's no chance I ate a birthday cake
with some one blows on it. I mean, but surely
in your life you have, and you've been fine. I'll
watch no, no, no, because you're telling me somewhere in
(36:39):
your life you've never had a birthday cake or someone's
blown out of candles, not that I watched it. No,
never have I watched someone spit into a cake and
ate it. I don't mind. I won't end it there passing.
If they're passing it out, I'll go for a part.
I don't think that it's like touched on the very
very side, so it's gone everywhere. But Bobby's like digging
under the bottom of the cake, like the scene is.
(36:59):
I been saying this forever. Half think about a six
year old and when he just exactly candles, do you
think you would spit? I don't think you would. I
think it comes out you're still blowing things like it's
still as a new study at a Clemson says that
(37:21):
it's a and sometimes like if it really goes crazy,
it's an increase. That's pretty cool. You're pretty much as
eating their tongue, like on their birthday. Here you have
some cake and some tongue. How you feeling about this?
Would you want your husband to wear some sort of
engagement ring because it's customary for women totally? Would you
want him to be claimed and wear an engagement ring?
(37:44):
You're so if he's proposing to me, then I have
to go out and get him an engagement ring afterwards.
If you're engaged, YEA do you both wear an engagement ring.
I'm fine with just me wearing it. He doesn't need
to wear it, he doesn't need I don't eat him
to wear it to know that he's my fiancee, you know.
(38:05):
And then if you learn to be like I'm just
picturing my husband handling this and be like, oh, so
you're married. No, I'm just engaged, you would not You
would not wear a ring for that Connor, Yeah, absolutely,
well you think you wear one? Oh, absolutely not. I've
been engaged for about a year and a half and
I'm getting married next Saturday, and uh, I think it's
absolutely dumb to wear one. I see you are not
(38:27):
wearing again, if you're your fiance said I would like
you to wear an enggement right because I'm wearing one,
of like you to also one to show that you're engaged.
You would say no, absolutely not. Would you dig in
and say because you're saying absolutely what if it was
really important to her, Well, I think i'd have a
heart to heart with her and to say, uh, you know,
I don't really think I can do this because I'm
(38:47):
not married, you know, and nothing we want on my
hand until we're married. So uh, but my Uh my
sister actually got married a few months ago. Would her
fiance war one? I gave him a pretty hard time
about it. No, no way sounds so, I'm pretty sure
he just still didn't like me to to day. Connor
(39:09):
appreciate you, buddy. All right, let's go over to Meredith
Merriedith to see the rapids. Hey, Bobby, what do you
think about this? Would you want your man to wear
an engagement ring too? No? Not really, my now husband
we just got married a month ago. Um, we had
a long engagement for two years, and since we've been married,
(39:29):
he's been hit on more times than when we were engaged. Okay,
so you're saying the ring brings on the hits and
if you're not married to hit equal not getting married.
Oh the ladies love him, now keep him on him. Mareth.
Let me ask you a question. Do you like the
dad body or the fit bod? I like the fit bod,
(39:50):
but I don't think my husband knows that because he's
starting to go straight to dad body mode. That's kind
of what I think most people, they don't want to
say it. Eddie is just convinced that women love Chubb. No,
the world is changing. They love Chub's like, if they
had to choose, they would choose Chubb over Abs. In
your mind, yes, not about his heart. All that's out
the goodness, softness, not tightness. And you don't think that's
(40:14):
in with you. No, no, no, it's just the world. Okay,
get around the iPhone. You're about to bring to you
the eighth wonder of the world. He's got hair and
spots I've never seen before. Let us tell him a
little walk on the weight guess or lunchbox Katie and Arkansas? Hello?
(40:39):
He up, Hi Katie, good morning, good morning. Hey who
are you calling from. I'm calling from Morleton, Arkansas. Noah, Well,
how about this lunchbox will guess your weight within five pounds,
and if he doesn't, I'll give you a prize. Okay, alright, alright,
So he only has a few seconds to ask you questions.
And if he asks you anything like how much do
you wait? Don't answer that question? Okay, okay, all right, cool,
(41:01):
here we go. Let's fox your on. What is her name, Katie?
What type of shoes do you wear to work? Shoes?
How many hours a day do you sit down? Probably
about how tall are you? And your time is up?
I'm sorry, you need to guess our way within five pounds.
That's easy. Comfy shoes, She chills. She only weighs about
(41:25):
one thirty one at What do you weigh? One down? Katie?
I hope you have a great day in those comfy
shoes at work. All right, Let's bring on Deanna New York. Hi, Diana, Diana, Diana,
(41:51):
Diana three two one, goodbye? We lost her? Alright, man,
that was a good one too. How about Hannah and
Cedar Rapids? Hi? Hi, Hannah, thank you for calling. Would
you like to play lunchbox? Guess is your weight? Yes?
For you? All right? What kind of soap to use
in the shower? For body soap? I used dog? And
(42:15):
what's your favorite candy bar? I'm gonna say about her fingers?
How many times do you get on a scale per week?
Every day? What is your job? So you have to
guess our way within five pounds? It's Hannah and Cedar Rapids.
She likes the butterfinger, but she's still worried about her
weight because she gets on the scale every single day.
(42:36):
She can't weigh more than one four one team. What
do you weigh? Hannah? I'm thirteen is not more than
one fourteen, just like I said, whoa okay, man, Hannah,
have a great day. Chrissie and the Loop. Chrissie, Hi,
(43:00):
how are you good? How are you? I'm really good?
Have we ever spoken before? No, we haven't. Okay, just
making sure so people don't think I'm putting on a
much like Cousins or something. Lunch Box, go ahead, what
is your favorite fast food restaurant? Um? Who is your
favorite country artist? And your favorite movie of all time?
(43:23):
I'll cross the universe? How old are you? Oh? I'm sorry,
Lunchbox themes. Chrissy from St. Louis listen. If she likes
Kenny Chesney, she likes the beach. You gotta keep in shape, Crisy,
what do you weigh? Very? He go, all right, that's good, dude.
(44:19):
Do we know anybody named any of these four names?
Do we know anybody named these four names? Blanche? I
know no Blanches, Myrtle, No Myrtle. They're all fictional. Blanch,
Golden Girls, Mortile, Turtle. You know they're all but not real, right, Olga?
You do the compost? And Ronda? I know Ronda, yeah,
(44:46):
but she's older. Yeah, I know Rhonda, but I'm always
asking for help, and the thing is she never gives
it to me. Help me, Ronda help. I had no idea.
I was like, what are you talking about? I was like,
I got to bones, I got it to I did,
But yeah, get her out of my There you go
(45:09):
for boys, these are the names are not named boys anymore. Dick,
but isn't that Richard? Or I can just be Dick.
My name is Bobby. It's not Robert. My real name
is Bobby. And if your name's Dick, well that sucks.
You're gone. Homer. I do not know a Homer. I
have a cousin name Homer. Is he Airport Homer? No
(45:30):
has that? Nope, that's that's Bet though. Rudolph and Willard,
those guys. Yeah, of all those, Well, okay, pick getting
Amy have the girls. You have to pick your daughter,
and you have the name or something either Blanche Myrtle, Olga,
Ronda Myrtle. Really yeah, I probably go Olga. I don't
(45:52):
know Olga. Okay, would you go, Dick, why are you
saying that with such? He's just reading the names Amy,
Rudolph or Willard Willard and I rude Rudolf. Yeah, And
then what do you call him Dick, Hey, Dick. Care
(46:17):
then everybody comes, stop the paper, stop so much man,
so happy you guys. Kid's been even just a few
minutes with us today. Thank you so much. I gotta go.
Hopefully you guys will be around. We'll be around. I'm
(46:39):
around all day actually, Mr Bobby Bones on Twitter and Instagram,
and if you have the I Heart Radio app, search
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(01:18):
we get into the dumbest arguments on this show for
no reason. Off the year, Eddie and I are in
a fight right now over the best Tim Across song
in the last few years. I say it's Humbling Kind,
and Eddie thinks that's diamond Rings and no, bar, it's
a jam. Are you kidding me? I'm not saying they're
both not jams, but that's just the argument. We're anywhere
like fiercely competing to see who wins. Uh, Humbling Kind
versus Diamond Rings Amy, humbling Kind, lunch box humbling Kind.
(01:42):
Sorry Eddie, not that that's not a good one. Let's
say this turn to that break the door, thank you,
no you God. That's it right there, boys, I have
(02:09):
the five compliments men never get tired of hearing. And
I don't do this for the dudes. I do this
for the ladies out there. We have feelings and hearts
and we'd like to be complimented. We may act like
we don't, but it makes us feel good. And so
these are the five that men like the most. Ready,
here we go, Hey, have you been working out? DoD
(02:30):
love that even if we haven't been. We love it
because we're like, dang, we look good to you right now.
That's makes me feel good. So so, even though that's
sort of just a question, y'all. It's a that's a compliment, yes,
because you're you're inquiring because we were looking at different
way it like, well, have you been doing You've been
working out? Do you well? I'm like, have you been
working your biceps? You got specific I haven't knew that
(02:53):
with like Ray, I do that with other dudes just
because I know it makes people feel good. I'm like, dude,
you've been in the hard uh and you know it
takes that compliment well as producers like yeah, I actually
yes hard Are you ready? These are compliments number two.
I told my friends I'll luck am to have you.
(03:16):
Two things is being said in this compliment. One, I'm
lucky to have you. Guys like to hear that, even
though we act like we don't to. You're telling your friends.
That's a double compliment inside of one. So on the
service you go, well, that's a weird one, but no,
that's a two fer. That's like bog pay less. I
told my friends that I'm lucky to have you. I
(03:36):
will say that, um so far. I mean, females like
both of these compliments too. Okay, well, Amy, let's just
keep it here. We're letting the guys. Yeah sorry. Number three,
I love how to determine you get when you set
your mind to something. And I'm gonna tell you why.
Guys like this one because we like to be known
(03:58):
as people who are decisive. We like to be known
as decision makers. We like to be known as someone
who can get stuff done. So you don't have to
use those exact words, but it's like, man, when you
put your mind it's up and you do it. That's
how we feel manly because it's like, yeah, we make
our mind up, we go do it. Makes me a man,
all right? That's number three. Number four, you're ready compliments
(04:24):
that men love to hear. I feel safe with you, dang.
Think about that one. That means that I, as a dude,
can take care of you. It's an ego boost and
they all are, but that means you feel like I
can take care of you now. I haven't heard that
one a lot in my life. Minds mostly like if
I get into a fight, I feel like you're gonna
(04:45):
run away now, And they're pretty much right on. But
that's a big one to a guy. If you say, listen,
I feel safe with you, that's a good but safe
could mean so many other things, not just from like
physical like a fight type situation. Safe. I'm just telling
you what most guy, most guys feel and think, because
I think you could make a girl feel safe. You
do how please please tell me? Well, okay, so I'm
(05:09):
not into fighting anyway, so I'm okay that you would
run and I'm sure whatever you date. I'm kind of kidding.
I don't know that. I don't know that I would
really right, but I see that you think I would. Okay,
you can make them feel safe in other ways, just
like um uh secure, Oh yeah, like like I got you, Yeah,
(05:29):
let your bill got you? Okay, well not just monetarily,
but sure, yeah, I mean you do. You could take
care of them in that way. But I just feel
like you could you have that capabilly and making them
feel like they're okay and they're safe. And the five compliments.
Men never get tired of hearing Number one, you look
sexy when you blank. It doesn't matter what it is.
(05:53):
Men love to hear that. And yes, and here's the
thing too about men. We're dumb. We're easy if you
tell us we look sexy when we do something that
you like us doing, like the housework, or cooking. We're
gonna be like, dang, I should do more. I should
do more of that. Man, that's how it feels. We're stupid.
Men are stupid. So if you go, dann, you look
(06:14):
sexy when you're folding laundry. All right, baby, let me
let me have a fold of like this, so good one. Yes,
it's all a trick. Oh see, I'm seeing a trick
with us. Guys. We're dumb. I like bold Clowes like sexy.
(06:35):
Men are dumb. That's all I'm saying. And that's how
you get us right there. Five compliments, Thank you very much.
I like appreciate Cosmopolitan magazine and magazine that I read
that a whole article on that long inspiration there recognizing
people doing cool things. Addison Hutchinson, nine years old, is
(06:56):
a hero for getting help for her bus driver. She
was on boarder bus when these school bus drivers slumped
over the steering wheel. The bus was making its final
stop on the route and only had a few students left,
and she sees this, She jumps out of the bus
and ran somebody's door, knocked on the door, called nine
on one, ran back to the bus, stayed with the
driver until help arrived and the driver was taking the
(07:17):
hospital treated and released and everybody was safe. But talking
about a nine year old making a split decision, the
right decision, probably saving lives at the Addison, I see you,
I see you the Bobby Bones Show, bringing you the
good news right now. All positivity. That's our goal. There's
so much sour stuff in the news that's not while
(07:38):
we're here. Why we hear Amy, We're here to tell
the good. Now here tell the good that good good. Amen,
All right, thank you, let's go. How about this responding
to a call about an elderly woman who had needed
please show up check on her, then decide a cooking
breakfast and they hang out with there for like an
hour and just talk so they make sure she's good.
(08:01):
She is good. He's like, well, you know what, I
checked on your well being. We're saying, how about it
making some breakfast, let's watch some TV. Because she's been
by herself for a long time. And that's an officer
that is just going on above and beyond. I love
that and give Tom Mitchell is a mechanic who works
on school buses and sometimes fills and driving and on
one of his routes in Clarksville, Tennessee. He was taking
(08:22):
a group of special needs students to school and that's
where he noticed that one wheelchair bound child was struggling
to get out of her house and onto the bus.
So he decided to do something about it. He built
her a ramp. That's above me on, we're gonna get
thank you. The mayor of Johnston, Iowa always wants the
community to give back and she tries to raise money
(08:44):
for the food pantry. So every ten dollar donation she
runs miles. So far this year she's yes. So far
this year she's run over three hundred miles because people
keep donating to the food pantry. Wow, that got get man. Man,
that's good news right there. See, don't you feel better?
(09:06):
You feel better? Yeah, thank you, thank you, let's go.
How do we feel about psychics in general? Like, I
believe like I'm not gonna pay money. I think if
somebody's psychic, they're not setting up a house on the
side of the road. Yeah, if there's something listening. I
(09:28):
think anyone that's advertised themselves a psychic gets not a psychic.
What anybody if, even with a neon sign. I would
think that if there's somebody with psychic powers, which I
don't have never been seen, or showing that there was.
They wouldn't have this power to also not have to
show people I agree with you waste of money. Oh
I disagree. Oh I'm not into it. You're into it.
(09:49):
I would into it, But I think there's something about
it because they can tell you stuff that you're just
like wow, and they do it all the time. But
the one thing I do have a problem with is
why don't they tell you, like, Okay, there's gonna be
a fire at this house. If they can predict everything.
If there were a real psychic, they wouldn't be telling
us they're a real psychic. Do you you understand how they'd
be putting a cage exactly? You're crazy. Yes, police say
(10:10):
a psychic and her son she didn't. Elderly man had
a hundred fifty bucks. There you go. Because they said
they would rid them of evil spirits. They now faced
theft to conspiracy charges. He's an old guy, and they
just kept paying them because they were like, we got
My point is, if someone really was a psychic and
they were really able to nail things, you don't think
we would take them. It would be like an alien
there would be anything, right, and we would take them
(10:33):
and put them somewhere and make them do all the
work and and and almost jail them for their powers,
the same way we would do an alien. If we
found an alien around, you, don't think we put that
thing in a cage, you know what I'm saying. Okay, today,
this story comes to us from fair Lawn, New Jersey.
(10:56):
A man broke into a tire shop, stole three dollars
from the register from tires, went homes looking at us like, oh, no,
where's my wallet? Oh? Man, I think I left at
the crime scene. So he drove back to the crime
scene and was arrested by police and waiting on I
was his wallet? Oh they had his wallet, all right,
munch box at your boat head story of the day,
(11:16):
Which makes me wonder if you were going to rob somewhere,
should you even take your wallet? No, Like now, I
would leave all identification behind, right, Yeah, and we're gloves
and all that. Nobody's finding. No need to have your phone.
Anything I probably find like a Donald Trump mask or something. Okay,
all this selfies and scene. Yea. So there's this whole
(11:38):
story from Business Insider that about successful people and the
things that they do and what they have in common.
They talk to all these successful people, they're like, hey,
you know, list your things that you dedicate your energy too,
and so here you go. When they have free time,
they all do that. What do you First of all,
what do you guys doing your free time? Go ahead, nap? Okay,
gotta be arrested to be successful? What are you do
(12:00):
in your free time? Ammy, I like to walk with
my husband. I mean, I have a didn't laugh they're
laughing time? That's cool sometimes. Any what do you do
in your free time? Go outside? Something outside, park anything.
The number one thing that really successful people do is reflect.
They keep a journal. They write that it isn't that
so much? Yeah, like I've when I've got on trips,
(12:26):
like you know, they feel like I'm gonna have this
deep discovery that I went to Kenya for two weeks
and I took a journal. We can like, yeah, just
like I was drawing. Number two is napping, rest and
creativity walking? Isn't three? Reading? And then experimentation for none
(12:52):
of us? What do you mean our experiment what with
different activities? I don't think that's what it means. What
does it mean? Being okay with failure. And I read too,
so I'm good. I read the internet. You read books
as well. I read the Internet. I read Instagram. We're
(13:15):
gonna need some callers to give us some advice here.
Amy was a target yesterday and you see a kid
that's going crazy, right, screaming, bloody murder. He wanted like
a specific toy or something. And the mom was like, no,
I mean, that's not we're here for. You're not going
to get it. And I feel like if she would
have just gone to kind of would ended everything. I'm
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not saying that, I'm not saying this right thing, but
it was so loud. I was so loud. I was
about to be like, look, I'm just gonna go by,
but obviously, yeah, it's appeared. Sometimes you just have to
like Stan Firman, I know that my day is coming
with that where I'm going to have to just be like, no,
you cannot have that, and my child is gonna be screaming,
and I'm trying to run errands in public and it's
gonna be embarrassing and I'm just gonna have to move
(13:57):
forward like nothing's happening because I got to get out
of there and I don't know how to parents do it,
Like let some advice. Like this woman, my heart went
out to her. Amy's a target and she's a five
year old boy or girl throwing a fit because the
mom won't get him the toy, and so she's like,
what do I do? Amy's got two kids coming? Do
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you drop? Please give us some advice. So my advice
on this is, I have a two year old and
you have to decide do you want your child to
kind of be a jerk in that moment and throw
us fit or do you want to raise an adulpe
It throws fits because they want people to give into them.
So it's short term pain for long term success. Isn't
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that all life is? Man, It's a lot of short
term pain sometimes long term pain. They'll be honest with you,
but that's so that's what I think. You have to
decide do you want because then when you give him
that one time, well then they know, hey, I can
have it. Yeah. I feel like I have to do
that with lunchbox sometimes what yeah, what do you mean
by that? Elaborate? Because if I give them something like that,
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like every once in a while, like he had to
curse a minute ago. Now he's gonna think the time
so true because now because he wants to do it again,
he's like, can our cars on all my jokes? I'm like, no,
that was the thing you know you're saying you get Yeah, Hey,
Nicole and Richmond, Virginia, good morning, good morning, thank you
for calling. What do you think about this? Um? I
(15:29):
give in, and I'm not proud of it. But Walgreen's
three year old screaming. You know, you have a cartful
of stuff you have to get and you buy the
Ninja turtle beanie hat with a little pumping ears on
the side that flap and it makes it all go
away out of it. But it's solved it. So what
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do you think Amy is gonna do? Oh? God, I
love Amy. Um, that's a preface for something that's by
the way, go ahead. I at first, she'll probably give in,
just because you know, first time mom, I and I
think it's okay, like you know, you've got to figure
out out of the waters. And then you'll know as
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they get older, like okay, we'll know when you say no,
it's it's no, like we're not getting this and that's it. Um.
But I think at first yeah, I'll be Sometimes she
gives in and that's okay. Nicole, thank you for I
appreciate you. Appreciate you. Let's go to Leslie and Florida. Leslie,
thank you for calling. You have a five year old?
I do. I have a five year old daughter And
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anytime we go to the store, especially Target, actually that's
her place, and she will ask her toy and I
tell her no. And when she doesn't get her way,
she just sits in the cart with a look on
her face and her arms folded like a spoiled brat,
which makes no sense because she has not ever been
any titled child, So I don't know where she gets
(16:57):
it from. But she does not get her way, and
she knows not to throw a fit in public, or
I will take her outside and thank her. But what's
your advice to Amy, who's about to be a new
mom um? If they Amy, I would say, if you know,
if the child has done something um good, like you
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know if you have a chorist or something, get them
the toy as an you know, a reward instead of
money or um. But if they're throwing a fit just
because they want something UM, that's not the way to act.
About it. They have to earn it. Bam. Yeah, that's
on the side he's going to give them. No, you
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think I have no backbone, that's what you're saying to them.
I think it will. See, it's gonna be hard. So
if you're firstborn, you're more successful, just generally speaking. What
says why because I was last born born? I was
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a middle born. None of us are first born, and
we all worked for the man that was firstborn. Oh, Bobby,
you were first born. There we go. I know, of course,
what do you mean, here we go? That's right. I
didn't know. Everybody fell into there. So you were last
born of how many? Amy? Well, with my parents, I
was the last born of two, but my dad has
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four kids totals, so I have some half. Dad's tossed
around some numbers. Four kids. Tell you marriages four and
now he's working on a girlfriend. They're there. They won't
get married. But I mean, what do you mean they
won't get married. They're not gonna get married. They're just
because they're older. I don't think it's it's just more
(18:43):
of a companionship. If you will and you don't think
they get married. What if she's pregnant she's like she's miracles.
I don't know if she would want me to say
her age per se, because she's a young at heart.
Let me tell you she's over eighty. You never know
your right never. So, Okay, you have two older I
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have an older brother and older sister, and that you
have older brother sister. Dang, give me what do you got, Bobby, Yeah,
I got younger sister. Listen, I got the whole way
a minute, you want to go down to the real
family tree. Yes, I got a half brother. I don't know,
I got a real sister. I got to wait one
(19:28):
step sister. They used to I got like five or
six running around in some form of fashion. And I'm
the oldest of all them. And that half brothers he
looked like you were yet on line, like I don't
know my biological father, and so I was online. I
was like, let me see you here. I was like,
holy call, doesn't like me as my real brother, like
(19:49):
a half brother. He was his kid from another woman.
I don't I never met him. And then I was like, tiny,
so you look like your dad your biology? Yeah yeah, yeah,
interesting creeping really because I'll go look. So he has
a Facebook page because sometimes he likes to fight with
me on Facebook, which was weird. I don't know him,
and so I go look at that Facebook page and
I have before, and I'm like, man, that looks just
(20:10):
like me in like twenty years. That's crazy. It's crazy.
But he looks like your dad. Do your dad's around? Yeah?
I mean yeah, he's far away, but yeah, least he's around.
He makes a good job. It wasn't I see my dad. Yeah.
I remember Bobby being like, well, stalk to my dad
on Facebook. And he's got all his hair, so that's good.
(20:33):
It's like, yeah, oh yeah. I went all over the
page and was like, let me see here, and I
was all like, head and I was like, there's a
guy got other kids, probably probably more. I don't even
know if it's anymore, but I was like, well, bright,
I did all his hair all right? Yeah anyway, man,
it looks good. Thank you show ask the question a lot. Amy.
(21:00):
Oh well, I was just looking at some old school
pictures of Garth Brooks and it made me think like
back in the day, the radio people were probably interviewing
him and hanging out with them and doing stuff, not
really knowing he was gonna be the goat Garth Brooks.
So I'm like, who's going to be that of like
our time? Like these people that come in our studio
and we see them play for the first time, Like,
who's going to grow up to be the garth Ish
(21:20):
Eric Church? Because he did it different? Sam Hunt because
he did it way different and just sold And people
would give sam On credit, not even for his music,
but for just being like to heck with the system,
Like you want a rule breaker like that dude, just
like I don't care what people think, and that's a
big part of it. Uh. Those are the people that
(21:41):
I gravitate to, people that just don't care about rules
because there are none. You make your own rules. And
it's a good question, who would you put on the list?
Who's who are we like getting fifteen years ago? Wow?
I think Luke Brian. I mean he's just killed it.
He's killed it. I think he's the man right now
and we'll continue to be. I think Rascal Flats, they've
(22:03):
had a history and they're still going. They're spanning decades.
I think they kind of already are what they are.
They're a legendary man. They've done it and they're back
putting out hits again like Garth. I don't know if
they're ever Gartha. Just I just was using him because
I was looking at young young pictures and him probably
and I was picturing him walking in some radio station
(22:23):
for the first time. I'm like, God, people probably didn't
know what in the world he was going to turn
into when they first saw him playing and stuff. But
I felt about you, like people have no idea. Yeah, yeah, Hi,
This is Joshua david Stein, host of The Fatherly Podcast,
the Perfect Podcast for the imperfect parent. Join us as
(22:43):
we talked to dad's like Ken Burns, Tom Clikio, and
John Legend about fatherhood. Listen free by searching for The
Fatherly Podcast on I Heart Radio or wherever you subscribe
to your favorite podcast. Everybody Transmitting America. If you bite
(23:05):
your fingernails, yeah, I do, and I can hang outs
like crazy. Then I rip them out and they bleed.
Its gross and I'm not gross. But is it okay?
I find it weird you bite your finger nails. I
always wash my hands before I do that. You prepay
talk to me to bite my fingernails. I'm gonna go, Santita.
Is that weird? Because I scrub as much as I
(23:25):
can before I bought my fingers. Now, but I know
you scrub it's I guess it's not weird. Nope, But
but I just don't get people that buy, like my
husband will buy his name. I don't get it, Like,
why would you want to bite your nail? I know
it's as nervous, I don't know. It's a nerve anxiety thing.
The lunch box clips his toe nails just because he's
a people clips, but then he sets them aside and
(23:49):
then eats them. They're protein Google hair, Yes hair, No,
it's not. Yes, it is not hair. Fools. Okay, who's
the doctor here? There's no exactly so you guys don't
know you all right, Morning Corny, The morning Corny. What
(24:11):
did the boy pickles say to the girl pickle? What
did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? You
mean a great deal to me? That was the morning corny.
Think about it when you're on a date, like say
a guy and a girl out on the day and
they order sandwiches and there's pickles or something. As a guy,
(24:34):
you could tell your girl date that joke and she'll
be like, oh, I'MG, you're so cute On a date
you forever and she says, oh MG, back, I'm like,
I'm dating somebody way too young for me, or lunch box.
But you see your computers on fire over there, you
look at something up. Well, I thought she was gonna say,
what's the deal, that's where the joe got you. I
thought he was going to say, I looked it up
in her hair? Oh toe nails? No O. Show woman
(25:03):
goes to Target buys an awesome vacuum cleaner. She's been
saving up three hundred bucks this vacuum. She took the
box home, opened it up. It's time for the vacuum.
It was a box with dirty towels, rocks, and a
can of Chilian. On the Target, representatives of the stores
looking ato how the vacuum ended up replaced with a
decoy box. I know. I mean I have a guest. Well,
(25:27):
someone got the vacuum, took it home, stuffed it full, stuff,
returned it, got their money back for the quote unquote vacuum,
and then this poor woman bought it off the shop.
The problem is is that the person working at Target
on the return didn't look in the box. And you
should always inspection, always look in the box. That's a
good one. See, I thought someone that worked in the
warehouse stole the vacuum. Another theory, and I dropped the mic.
(25:52):
Sorry again, we don't know. We just know she was scammed.
Imagine you're so excited about it you opened it up.
It's like, wait, why they're Chilian Rocks. Hey Nashville, Bobby,
Hey day, I'm doing this morning, man, What do you
want to say? Uh? Well, I was scam big time. Um.
(26:15):
I was sixteen years old, sold my first car on Christlist. Well,
I thought I was selling it, and the guy sent
me a check for five dollars more than what I
was asking for because he wanted to ship it out
of the country to his son. And sure enough he
sent me the check. I deposited it, um, and it
almost looked like it cleared at first, and someone came
and took my car. And by the time that car
(26:37):
was gone, that check bounce froze my accounts for almost
two months and I never saw my car again. Oh yeah, man,
that sucks for you. Oh man, I don't like that story.
I'm sorry about that day. Hey, I appreciate the sympathy.
I appreciate you. Wow. Hey, Laurie and Canyon Lake, Texas.
(27:00):
Good morning, Good morning, How did you get scanned? I?
My husband and I had sold our house and we
were so excited because we had some extra money. It
was our very first house, and I had wanted a
digital one of the DSLR cameras and went to one
of the big box wholesale places. It's been about nine
got home with it and the boxes were empty. They
(27:23):
had old manuals in it. I mean, somebody had taken
everything out and just returned empty boxes. And they sold
me empty boxes. Okay, so you go back with the
empty box. I don't think I would believe you if
I was at the store. Yeah, that's what I was
worried about. And I mean I was literally in tears, thinking,
you know, here we are young. I bought this camera.
There's no way they're going to take it back. They
(27:45):
did believe me. I did call it. They did take
it back, but yeah, I I thought for sure they'd say,
you know, hey, you're the one that took it out,
not not. You know, it wasn't we didn't sell it
to you that way. I mean the steel was on
the box and then waiting for it's like booming, nothing there.
Thank you for the call. Appreciate you. This woman goes
(28:06):
to Target, buys the vacuum cleaner of her dreams three dollars.
She gets home, opens the bikes. It's rags, a can
of chili, and some rocks. So somebody got her. And
so we're like, hey, you've been skinned Austin and Auburn, Alabama.
What's happening man, we're doing the show. I appreciate you
(28:27):
calling and sharing a story with us. What do you have? Oh?
When I was younger, my mom she bought us and
Brian tickets for Christmas and we go, we get there,
they take us to our seats. We get there and
there's already people sitting there, but hey, these are our seats.
And then security gets involved and they come and tell
(28:47):
us that three people have already done tried using the
tickets for these seats, and the sly, we're already here
and they just gave the seats to them after we've
don't spend lots of money because they were backstage pass
This bit just jicks. So did someone copy them and
sell you guys copies? So how did they handle it?
(29:09):
They say it since they were here first, they gave
the siege to them and they made us buy a
whole new jacket. You had to buy tickets. Yeah, we
had tickets. That's not good. Dang sucks for Thanks do
for that call. Appreciate that. Appreciate you. Denise in Virginia,
(29:31):
How did you get scanned? So I was getting married
and my mom and I were planning our wedding and
we hired this girl to do the cake, and we
gave her a five deposit and we had several meetings
where we designed the gorgeous cake and everything, and then
a month before the wedding, suddenly she was not returning
(29:51):
our calls and come to find out she had taken
our money and moved back to England. The deposit ran
she left the country. You bother a plane taken back.
She was ever one person to put a deposit on
a cake so as you can get out of town exactly.
And so you were just s ol went yeah, and
(30:13):
then a front of my friend's father stepped up and said, well,
I'll make a cake. And it was a cute cake
and everything, but it was not the cake. But yeah, hey, Denise,
I appreciate good story. I appreciate you. Have a good day, Denise.
Thank you for calling. Thanks for all the calls. Day. Yeah, okay,
(30:37):
So what I want to do this game is tough.
I just give you a word and you have to
be able to sing a line, a famous line of
a song with the word, and you have, like you know,
five or seven seconds to figure out the song. Are
you ready and you'll go first? Okay, your word is
and you have again five seconds, seven seconds. Your word
(30:58):
is a green. I need you to sing song. Take
you for a rod. I'm a big green tractor. Make
it go slow, make it go faster. Wait, maybe welcome
to the game. Wait, wait for the cue. Okay, we're
figuring out the game as we go here. Okay, all right,
lunch box, you're up. Your word is truck. Think about that.
(31:21):
What song can you sing with the word truck in it?
And three? Two? Oh truck? Yeah, I said that. I
said that. He said I was waiting for a cue.
He said three too, and then he didn't say one.
Then I turned the music down. Okay, anyway, let's go.
(31:42):
Your word to sing a song with is dance, lives
and day for your cue. You just scolded him. Yes, okay,
you've been warned, Yellow card, just like you all and
you go ahead, lives and dance. You learn as you go,
(32:04):
sometimes you lead, sometimes you fall. Everybody, Okay, okay, I
was getting heated. We got to have some uniform here.
Wait til you're cute. You come on, Eddie, girls, out
of the game. Goodness, you've been worn Eddie. Yes, yellow card?
Got it yellow card because it was missed like the
US will not be getting in the world. Okay, up, Amy,
(32:27):
your word is boy, boy, boy, and go you got
the boy and I got the maner yeah, yeah, whatever
that you got the boy, I think and I got
(32:48):
the boy. I think it's I got the boy, you
got the She's saying, I got the man. No, lunchbox
is going to be right because it's like I got
the boy and you got the Yeah, you got the
I'm sorry you've been eliminated. Called I got the boy
is the name of the right lunch box? Amy Music
(33:09):
unbelievable challenged her on one, Wow, you're eliminated, lunch box.
Are you ready? Hold on? I need you to sing
a song with the word heart in it. Okay, I
needed to sing a song with the word heart in it.
Think about it, heart all right? Go ahead, my heart
will go bad. Melody. But I'll accept. I'll accept that.
(33:36):
I accept that, Eddie. Come on, your song is kiss
now like like a smooth, like a kiss. All right,
your song is kissed. Can you sing a song with
the word kiss in it and go? Kiss me? Barley? Yeah,
(33:57):
it's funny. You think it's beer and Barley. It's not.
It's bearded Barley, Barley. He got the context of his
word right. It's checking. Don't hit them. You have a
warning off the film's coach Warner. Yes, locker room. I
don't care what lunch barts. Your word is boots, okay, boots,
(34:24):
you have five seconds. Boots. It has to be plural boots.
I got, okay, and go I got dirt on my boots,
John Barty on dirt on the boots. You know, dirt
on my boots, little dirt. I gotta have accept it
because I didn't know if you have scooting boogie would
(34:45):
have been because it's doesn't say boots. Um okay, Eddie,
like you just ignored him. Your word. Your word is burn,
burn burn. You have five seconds you do this song
with the word burn in it, all right, go ahead,
and it burn burn, burning fire, that ring of fire,
(35:05):
all right? Lunch box. Yeah. Your word is girl. Yeah,
five seconds. Take Tommy Thompson. Be warned because you didn't
take card. You said, go and go. Take Tommy Thompson,
take my best friend, bo. Don't take the girl as
long as she don't go. I mean, you're just butchering this.
(35:28):
The word girl. Don't take the girl part eddie. Your
word is broke b r. Okay, you have five seconds
to sing the word broke broke. Alright y, go ahead,
all right, here we go. I'm broke like a spoon.
(35:56):
Every time I come up everybody, I feel like I
was cheated. You. You're not limited the next game. Okay.
(36:18):
Blowing out birthday candles lead to a fifteen HUD increase
in bacteria on cake. Now I only read this because
holy calv I've been saying this for about year. All
my life. There's no chance I ate a birthday cake
with some one blows on it. I mean, but surely
in your life you have, and you've been fine. I'll
watch no, no, no, because you're telling me somewhere in
(36:39):
your life you've never had a birthday cake or someone's
blown out of candles, not that I watched it. No,
never have I watched someone spit into a cake and
ate it. I don't mind. I won't end it there passing.
If they're passing it out, I'll go for a part.
I don't think that it's like touched on the very
very side, so it's gone everywhere. But Bobby's like digging
under the bottom of the cake, like the scene is.
(36:59):
I been saying this forever. Half think about a six
year old and when he just exactly candles, do you
think you would spit? I don't think you would. I
think it comes out you're still blowing things like it's
still as a new study at a Clemson says that
(37:21):
it's a and sometimes like if it really goes crazy,
it's an increase. That's pretty cool. You're pretty much as
eating their tongue, like on their birthday. Here you have
some cake and some tongue. How you feeling about this?
Would you want your husband to wear some sort of
engagement ring because it's customary for women totally? Would you
want him to be claimed and wear an engagement ring?
(37:44):
You're so if he's proposing to me, then I have
to go out and get him an engagement ring afterwards.
If you're engaged, YEA do you both wear an engagement ring.
I'm fine with just me wearing it. He doesn't need
to wear it, he doesn't need I don't eat him
to wear it to know that he's my fiancee, you know.
(38:05):
And then if you learn to be like I'm just
picturing my husband handling this and be like, oh, so
you're married. No, I'm just engaged, you would not You
would not wear a ring for that Connor, Yeah, absolutely,
well you think you wear one? Oh, absolutely not. I've
been engaged for about a year and a half and
I'm getting married next Saturday, and uh, I think it's
absolutely dumb to wear one. I see you are not
(38:27):
wearing again, if you're your fiance said I would like
you to wear an enggement right because I'm wearing one,
of like you to also one to show that you're engaged.
You would say no, absolutely not. Would you dig in
and say because you're saying absolutely what if it was
really important to her, Well, I think i'd have a
heart to heart with her and to say, uh, you know,
I don't really think I can do this because I'm
(38:47):
not married, you know, and nothing we want on my
hand until we're married. So uh, but my Uh my
sister actually got married a few months ago. Would her
fiance war one? I gave him a pretty hard time
about it. No, no way sounds so, I'm pretty sure
he just still didn't like me to to day. Connor
(39:09):
appreciate you, buddy. All right, let's go over to Meredith
Merriedith to see the rapids. Hey, Bobby, what do you
think about this? Would you want your man to wear
an engagement ring too? No? Not really, my now husband
we just got married a month ago. Um, we had
a long engagement for two years, and since we've been married,
(39:29):
he's been hit on more times than when we were engaged. Okay,
so you're saying the ring brings on the hits and
if you're not married to hit equal not getting married.
Oh the ladies love him, now keep him on him. Mareth.
Let me ask you a question. Do you like the
dad body or the fit bod? I like the fit bod,
(39:50):
but I don't think my husband knows that because he's
starting to go straight to dad body mode. That's kind
of what I think most people, they don't want to
say it. Eddie is just convinced that women love Chubb. No,
the world is changing. They love Chub's like, if they
had to choose, they would choose Chubb over Abs. In
your mind, yes, not about his heart. All that's out
the goodness, softness, not tightness. And you don't think that's
(40:14):
in with you. No, no, no, it's just the world. Okay,
get around the iPhone. You're about to bring to you
the eighth wonder of the world. He's got hair and
spots I've never seen before. Let us tell him a
little walk on the weight guess or lunchbox Katie and Arkansas? Hello?
(40:39):
He up, Hi Katie, good morning, good morning. Hey who
are you calling from. I'm calling from Morleton, Arkansas. Noah, Well,
how about this lunchbox will guess your weight within five pounds,
and if he doesn't, I'll give you a prize. Okay, alright, alright,
So he only has a few seconds to ask you questions.
And if he asks you anything like how much do
you wait? Don't answer that question? Okay, okay, all right, cool,
(41:01):
here we go. Let's fox your on. What is her name, Katie?
What type of shoes do you wear to work? Shoes?
How many hours a day do you sit down? Probably
about how tall are you? And your time is up?
I'm sorry, you need to guess our way within five pounds.
That's easy. Comfy shoes, She chills. She only weighs about
(41:25):
one thirty one at What do you weigh? One down? Katie?
I hope you have a great day in those comfy
shoes at work. All right, Let's bring on Deanna New York. Hi, Diana, Diana, Diana,
(41:51):
Diana three two one, goodbye? We lost her? Alright, man,
that was a good one too. How about Hannah and
Cedar Rapids? Hi? Hi, Hannah, thank you for calling. Would
you like to play lunchbox? Guess is your weight? Yes?
For you? All right? What kind of soap to use
in the shower? For body soap? I used dog? And
(42:15):
what's your favorite candy bar? I'm gonna say about her fingers?
How many times do you get on a scale per week?
Every day? What is your job? So you have to
guess our way within five pounds? It's Hannah and Cedar Rapids.
She likes the butterfinger, but she's still worried about her
weight because she gets on the scale every single day.
(42:36):
She can't weigh more than one four one team. What
do you weigh? Hannah? I'm thirteen is not more than
one fourteen, just like I said, whoa okay, man, Hannah,
have a great day. Chrissie and the Loop. Chrissie, Hi,
(43:00):
how are you good? How are you? I'm really good?
Have we ever spoken before? No, we haven't. Okay, just
making sure so people don't think I'm putting on a
much like Cousins or something. Lunch Box, go ahead, what
is your favorite fast food restaurant? Um? Who is your
favorite country artist? And your favorite movie of all time?
(43:23):
I'll cross the universe? How old are you? Oh? I'm sorry,
Lunchbox themes. Chrissy from St. Louis listen. If she likes
Kenny Chesney, she likes the beach. You gotta keep in shape, Crisy,
what do you weigh? Very? He go, all right, that's good, dude.
(44:19):
Do we know anybody named any of these four names?
Do we know anybody named these four names? Blanche? I
know no Blanches, Myrtle, No Myrtle. They're all fictional. Blanch,
Golden Girls, Mortile, Turtle. You know they're all but not real, right, Olga?
You do the compost? And Ronda? I know Ronda, yeah,
(44:46):
but she's older. Yeah, I know Rhonda, but I'm always
asking for help, and the thing is she never gives
it to me. Help me, Ronda help. I had no idea.
I was like, what are you talking about? I was like,
I got to bones, I got it to I did,
But yeah, get her out of my There you go
(45:09):
for boys, these are the names are not named boys anymore. Dick,
but isn't that Richard? Or I can just be Dick.
My name is Bobby. It's not Robert. My real name
is Bobby. And if your name's Dick, well that sucks.
You're gone. Homer. I do not know a Homer. I
have a cousin name Homer. Is he Airport Homer? No
(45:30):
has that? Nope, that's that's Bet though. Rudolph and Willard,
those guys. Yeah, of all those, Well, okay, pick getting
Amy have the girls. You have to pick your daughter,
and you have the name or something either Blanche Myrtle, Olga,
Ronda Myrtle. Really yeah, I probably go Olga. I don't
(45:52):
know Olga. Okay, would you go, Dick, why are you
saying that with such? He's just reading the names Amy,
Rudolph or Willard Willard and I rude Rudolf. Yeah, And
then what do you call him Dick, Hey, Dick. Care
(46:17):
then everybody comes, stop the paper, stop so much man,
so happy you guys. Kid's been even just a few
minutes with us today. Thank you so much. I gotta go.
Hopefully you guys will be around. We'll be around. I'm
(46:39):
around all day actually, Mr Bobby Bones on Twitter and Instagram,
and if you have the I Heart Radio app, search
Bobby Bones Show on demand. Thank you, guys. Come on
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