Find out who on the show wore the pillory for the first time after they got in trouble! Plus, hear why people online are giving Bobby a hard time for what he was wearing, and his explanation for it! Then, we help Scuba Steve decide what to do with his beloved dog's ashes, and some members of the show share crazy ideas!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Mommitt Lisa, Welcome to Thursday Show.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
More in the studio, all right around the room.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
His Spanish word of the day is not always correct,
and his cowboys letting him down every year is something
you can expect.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Here is produce ready? All right? All right, I got
some great news.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Okay, I don't really don't know what this means, so
maybe you'll help me, but I know it's good. I
got my credit check the other day and it came
back in an eight forty out.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Of eight point fifty. So but it has always been good, right, No, So.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
I've come on and told you guys that I went
into like hardcore debt, forty thousand dollars in debt.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It took me years to get out of it.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I finally got out of it, and I guess my
wife's been slowly like building our credit, just like trying
to just take all our credit cards out and you know,
pay off the one that we do have and all
that stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
So I guess it's really good.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
She said, this is huge, like we need to.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Celebrate, and I'm like, I don't really know what that means.
You can take out a big loan, that's what the
guy said. The guy that checked our credit said, you
can pretty much get whatever you want with eight for it.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
We don't think that, and I said, like a boat, No, no, no,
you boys did to get a boat.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh no, congratulations that he's a really, really heavily in
debt and.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It's awesome that you're back. That's pretty awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
So you go up to eight fifty. I don't know
that's the highest. Eight to fifty was the highest, they said.
I think, so yeah, I don't know the answer to that.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You're googling.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
I don't want to google that because I'm like, dang.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
So how do I get ten more? I want to
get ten more points.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I don't know any thinking about how to do credit
to me either, dude. That's what I was like.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I don't know if I should be happy about congratulations,
but thank you. His ultimate has reached its last leg
of life and now he needs a new car for
he and his wife lunch bike.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Oh boy, I don't know why our listeners think they're
so funny.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
I got a stupid Venmo request from some guy named
Jacob Rourke and he wanted it one hundred dollars for
me being annoying on the show.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Oh can I catch that in let me send it
to Japam I should. I'm like, well, I'm gonna to
one thousand.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
Men he sent a Venmo request annoying on the show,
one hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Like get a live dude, Like.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
That's the kind of crap you would do. So why
are you upset at that? Like I'm really gonna send
this dude a hundred bucks?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Give me his name, I'll sen h a hundred bucks.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
No, I ain't give it.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
No, no, I'll reward him for that joke.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
I mean he said, like he said he spent time
in his day to actually go send me a Venmo
Like would you not do that?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Though?
Speaker 6 (02:25):
I mean, I wouldn't say it for the annoying. I'd
be like, oh, you know, one hundred dollars for me, you're.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Hot, Like you know what I mean, if joke of
ork whatever it says you're hot, you get a hundred bucks.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
No, okay, but you know what I mean, Like you
see a bikini model and you invoice her for like, oh,
you know, time wasted at work looking.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
At your picks, one hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You've done that.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I could get so creepy. That's where his money goes?
Right now, Okay, moving on. She recently taught us all
the lesson when she said a pony is not a
baby horse, and Lunchbox like to give her a hard
time about her recent divorce.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Here's Amy, everybody, Well.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
You do it doesn't bring me pleasure?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Go ahead.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
So Stevenson's birthday was recently, and out of all of
his gifts, I feel like the one thing he is
treasuring the most is this new bottle of Cologe that
he got.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
Oh yeah, it's so funny because I mean, you did
just turn thirteen.
Speaker 7 (03:13):
He's always liked colone, he's always liked girls, but I
feel like now this is next level. Like he talks
about how I don't know I spray it before school.
He's like, should I keep it in my backpack in
case I need to spray myself later.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Always, you have to go to the stage of wearing
too much Colone before you ever get it just right.
You get cologne, you never wear a cologne. Then you
have Colonne, and you wear way too much Colonne, and
eventually someone has to have the awkward conversation off that's
too much. Then you're embarrassing and you do no Colone again.
Then finally you find your happy spot.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
It honestly smells good, Like I feel like I want
to borrow it too.
Speaker 8 (03:45):
He smells great, So yeah, keep it up.
Speaker 7 (03:47):
But I feel like these teenageers, they're gonna be trouble.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
A goat him growing up.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
It's aw in front of our eyes from Mountain Pine, Arkansas.
He has a huge comedy act and it's coming to TV.
That's a fact. Bobby boneas like it. I would like
to tell you guys, my wife had ordered this date.
It's a date book.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I don't know the name of it.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
It's not an AD, but you open it up and
it has all these scratch offs in it and you
scratch it off and.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Then you go do that date you commit to whatever
this is, we're gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
It's nothing super expensive, but so we open it and
cause always looking for stuff to do on like a
Sunday afternoon.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
So we open it up. Random opened a page.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
It's a full scratch off like a lottery ticket, and
so I said, just drop your finger. Whichever one it
lands on, that's the one will do. So she drops it,
boom and the day comes up, and it's like you
have to have a picnic, and so list out six
things where the food could be. Then list out six
places that you could have the picnic. And I'm like great,
(04:47):
So I make a lab the list here because we
did the whole thing. So I did cheese and crackers
and meats. This one all desserts. I hope her for
that one is too. Oh has three order Fahidas and
then take them with us. The number four order True Food,
which is a restaurant, and take them with us. Number
five grill it in the backyard and eat at the
picnic table. Number six roll again. So that was all
(05:08):
the options. Where backyard to some random field. We drive
and find three the park that we've gone to before
to have a picnic. Four eat in bed, five in
a family room watching a movie.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Six roll again. So that was the deal. So we rolled.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
We're like, all right, we're gonna go have picnic. We
committed to it. And it lands on number five. Grill
in backyard. Then we roll again, so we're gonna take
it somewhere. It lands on one backyard.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
So we grilled, and then eight where we do once
or twice a week. Yes, and it's a great normal
dinner date.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
So we did the book and we did exactly what
it said and did everything, but it just took us
back home.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
That's really well, maybe that's where you're supposed to be.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, I liked it. It also started raining. But I'll
get the name of the book. But it's fun. That
sounds cool. It is cool, but it's just hilarious. We
ended doing what we did anyway.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Hey, be careful with picking a random field for a
picnic though, day.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Don't do that. You don't know who's property there.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Hey, if we'd have drawn it, man, we had to
do it.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Time to open up the mail bag. You friend the
name mail and we read it on the air.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
It's something we call Bobby's mailbag.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I need to know how messed up is this?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
After my divorce, I finally started dating again and met
the woman that I've been seeing now for three months.
We've been getting along great, but she's hesitated introducing me
to her teenage son. It seems that her fourteen year
old boy can't sleep right unless he's sleeping in the
bed with her. That's why I can't stay over at
her place and why she hasn't introduced me to him.
(06:43):
I can't say that I'm ready to get married again,
but it's hard to see anything long term happening when
a teenage boy gets sleeping privileges with my lady over me.
This is a common thing. I never heard of it.
Can anyone tell me what's going on here and what
it means? Signed feels like the third will. First of all,
you've only date in a few months. You do not
need to create a wedge between.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
Her son, pump the breaks and her.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I'm not saying it's weird or not weird. I'm just saying,
right now, it's too early to be going what your son.
You don't want any sort of conflict about her kid.
You haven't been together two years, you don't live together. CTFO, buddy, chill, and.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
The kid's not sleeping with her his girl like that's
that's his mom.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Well right, yeah, get true.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I think it is a little odd that the kid's fourteen,
But I don't know what's up with the kid.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I don't know if the kid has any I don't know.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Fourteen is the chronological age, Like, you don't know really
how old this kid is or what he's had going
on in his life. Processing the divorce of his parents.
Maybe he's very close to his mom, he has other things.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Oh, something that's kind of weird though too. You're saying, there,
what even to be fourteen and be like processing a divorce?
Well no, I mean, I'm just saying, if you have
special needs, but we're assigning a lot of things with
this kid.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Let's just say average fourteen year old.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
It's weird, sure, but it's not his job to hop
in and split the mom and the sun. So the
third will shut him out. If you like her, maybe
a lover, and it's something you can talk about later,
but right now, it's not an issue that you have
the right to be involved in. Yeah, it sucks heavy
(08:19):
over the house. Maybe there's a lie though, maybe there's
Maybe it's not a fourteen year old. Maybe it's some
other guy name.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
That's exactly what I was gonna say. She has another
cuddle buddy at night and it ain't her son.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Definitely, probably not that it could be, but I think
it's probably a fourteen year old son. It's a little weird,
but we don't know the reasoning. And also you don't
have the right you're three months in.
Speaker 8 (08:39):
Yeah, well I don't think it's weird.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Fourteen year old son, fourteen year old mom.
Speaker 8 (08:44):
I don't think it's weird.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Just in case anybody else is listening that s lives
with their mom, that's fourteen.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I didn't say it was wrong, but I she'll probably
stop doing it.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
No, I don't think it's I don't think it's weird
because we don't know the circumstances.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
I don't, but I said.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
If it's just average, average fourteen year old, I do
think it's weird, not wrong, but weird.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
Okay, average, Okay. I don't want to say what my
son has to do or not.
Speaker 8 (09:07):
He's thirteen.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Great, he's now fourteen, though he dismissed. I think the
third will what we do agree on is not your business.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Yeah, not yet.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Anyway. That's the mail bag.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Close it up.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
We got your game mail and we read it on
your Now it's find the clothes Bobby's failed bag.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Scuba.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Steve is in studio. Let's do it.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
It's time for Steve.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
What's on your mind? Scuba?
Speaker 9 (09:35):
So, Kenny Chesney lost his dog in December and he
got it cremated. I've had my dog for five years
sitting in a box. Oh oh not a lot of
not alive.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
No, no, no.
Speaker 9 (09:46):
He passed in twenty eighteen, and I've had him in
a box of ashes, just sitting there in the fire mantle,
and I was thinking, like, look, is this bad for him?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I guess his soul I live. I guess saulas in
the ashes.
Speaker 9 (09:59):
That That's what I'm wondering. So I love this dog
so much. He meant a lot to me, and I'm wondering.
I always hear stories of people like releasing the ashes,
going places and putting it somewhere, and I just had
it trapped in this and I brought the box with me.
By the way, Oh why did you do that? Ziggy
is here in this box right here? Tell me about
Ziggy so ZIGGI was a black pug. He died a
week before my son was born. And so I had
this weird theory that part of Ziggy is and my son. Okay,
(10:22):
And so I don't hate it.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I get that.
Speaker 9 (10:24):
So I'm wondering, like, am I keeping him trapped in here?
Should I take him somewhere? Do you guys have ideas
suggestions of what I should do with this? So it's
weird he brought it here.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I'm putting on my lap. By the way, he's tore
it out by a box of ashes.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
It's just weird.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
He brought it in here and was like, oh, by
the way, he opens his coat up. I got this.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
But there is a lock on it, so that's okay. Yes,
I can unlock it if you like. I'll tell you
my story. My dog before Stanley and Eller, his name
is Dusty, had him for thirteen years and after he
died again. He was very important to me. He was
a dog ihad there of my whole young adult life.
I took him and put his ashes in all the
different backyards. I didn't even live in the houses anymore. Okay, cool,
(11:02):
all right, Yeah, so I just want to sneak into
the yard and spread his ashes out. But that was
for me, Okay, it wasn't for him. I didn't think
he's trapped in the ash bag. Okay, I don't think so.
If you're worried about him being trapped in that box,
we'll didn't take the lock off, buddy, Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
See what happened. Yes, but my belief is that is
just remains. Okay.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I don't think there's any soul locked in that box.
I think ZIGGI was lucky to have you as an owner.
And if it makes you feel better to do something
with Ziggie that makes you feel good, then you should
go for it. If not, keep it close to you
because that also could mean something to you. Okay, so
those ashes, Amy.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
Yeah, So Josie is my only pet I've ever cremated,
and she spent most of her life with us or she.
I really bonded with her when I lived in North
Carolina and Ben was in the Air Force and he
was gone a lot.
Speaker 8 (11:46):
So in that home she protected me.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
So after she died here in Nashville, we cremated her,
flew to North Carolina with the ashes and spread them
at the house we lived in there.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Did you do that just to do that or were
you going to North Carolina anyway?
Speaker 7 (11:58):
Oh, we planned a weekend and we went and we
did I mean, we visited friends, but that was the
specific reason why we went that weekend, and that was
really special.
Speaker 8 (12:06):
That made sense.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
Uh, you know, we still owned the home at the
time that there was renters, and we went around midnight
and we were like, definitely, I mean everything was fine there,
but I mean I think just something special. I don't
think there's a I agree with Bobby, there's not a
soul truck in there. I mean, like, my dad was
cremated and he's we buried. We didn't spread his ashes.
They're in a container that we a box that we buried,
(12:30):
and so now I'm like, well.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Shoot, it's double trapped, right.
Speaker 8 (12:33):
I'm like, wait, we should have spread him somewhere organic.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Material, right, because I think he's no your son exactly.
Speaker 9 (12:41):
Yes, That's why I've kind of coped with it at
that time period, Eddie.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
I kind of liked the idea of unlocking it and
just see what happens. One day you wake up, maybe
the box is open and Ziggy's gone, Yeah, but then
his son's got zig Geller his face because he grabs.
Speaker 10 (12:55):
And they'll y'all, y'all know how scoom was this.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
This makes you think of roll me oup and smoke
me when I die.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
So I smoked Ziggy's what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I think it's too late for that, okay, five years ago,
that that's he's already ash.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
That's bad stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
So if you want to put him somewhere, I think
you should, but it's for you, it's not he's okay, okay, and.
Speaker 9 (13:18):
I did keep some of his hair as well as
is in here. Can you, like, can you like clone
a dog or something with the hair to interesting? Because
I love them so I love them more than I
think I loved anything else in the world. Yes, and no, Okay,
you can clone a dog.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Okay, I don't know if you can just clone from
hair if there's enough DNA in the hair.
Speaker 9 (13:35):
I kept it for that reason, hoping I could maybe though, Okay,
how much how much it cost cloned dogs?
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Eive?
Speaker 6 (13:41):
But Scooby, you can take those ashes, I believe, and
there's a company that will turn it into diamonds.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I can put, like, make earrings out of it, make
it exactly r take Ziggie everywhere with you. That's pretty.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
It's gonna cost you a lot more money dead than alive.
And if you want to clone them fifty thousand dollars wow, Okay, one.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
Day I will though maybe you could get an endorsement.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
No, just get another dog that needs love instead of
cloning the dog is dead.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Okay, all right, I'll do that.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Don't waste the money on you sounds, I know, because
it won't be ziggy, but but it'll be a dog.
That looks like Ziggy's still not Ziggy.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
His sole personality will be different. I get that, Okay,
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (14:18):
I feel like you can get it pretty close.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Pretty close, but it's not Ziggy.
Speaker 8 (14:21):
I see some rotten miler sometimes and I'm like Josie.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Like her.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
But you also see a bird and you're like mom, Yeah, yeah,
it's good. But thanks for sharing.
Speaker 11 (14:33):
Man.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Definitely good luck with that Ziggy.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Yeah, zigg here he is, guys, take a look at him.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Good dude. Wow, you must have been a lot to
your owner.
Speaker 8 (14:40):
He did.
Speaker 11 (14:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Did you know your wife?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
He did?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yes, Yeah, he knew her, and he lived all over
the world with me except for here.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Why don't Okay, last thing I'm gonna say, Why don't
you take a very tiny bed and eat it?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
And so it happens and Ziggy will always be with you.
I just said smoking, not smoking, eat it you would.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
Smoking.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
It's some of it right now, and it's a song.
It's part of your body. Okay. I don't want I
don't want you to open it here. Okay, don't open
it in hair?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Why not? Because I don't want the ashes at the carpet.
Look at this, we barely get this place clean once
a want true.
Speaker 7 (15:11):
Wait, question about the hair, though, did you when you
knew before he was about to get cooled, did you
cut it with scissors or did you collect hair around
your house?
Speaker 9 (15:20):
So I knew he was passing in like within a
twenty four hour period, so we took him into like
a whole like last Hurrah type day, And so I
knew he was passing, so I combed his hair. It's
a pug, So I pulled that hair and I held
on to it, put in a baggy, and then once
look out the ashes.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I put the ashes with the hair.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
And that makes me sound like a dog dying. I
don't care if it's a movie, they'd kill a whole
whole town, whole city, whole country. But if one dog
goes down, I'm like, no, I Scuba Steve, Thank you buddy.
That is Scuba Steve right there.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
It's time for the good news produce already.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Normally you would find nineteen year old Darnell Wells cutting
hair at the shop in the neighborhood that he works in.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
It's got a little corner chair. He cuts hair there,
hustle on at nineteen nineteen.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Then he decides, you know what, let me do something bigger.
He decided to get free haircuts for the homeless. There's
a park down the street. He put signs all over
the neighborhood, come for a free haircut, And then he
called his buddy, Zach, Zach, you make good hamburgers.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Come over and bring your grill, make hamburgers. So they've
grilled hamburgers and cut free hair. They did thirty hamburgers
and twelve free haircuts. That's pretty cool. It's Alsoways nineteen
already cutting hair. It's pretty muchy cool because he knows
what he wants to do. I like somebody who like
figures it out and goes for it. Lunchbox. If you
were to see a free haircut and free burgers at
the park for homeless people, you would.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
Get a haircutting and a burger. Say you're homeless because
it's free.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Would you say you're homeless though, or would you just
be like, hey, you don't discriminate just because I'm not homeless.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
I would just walk up.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
But if they ask me, yeah, I'm homeless, if you
would say that, yeah, But if they don't ask, don't ask,
don't tell.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
But he kind of looks homeless, so it would work.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Yeah, sometimes he cleans up pretty good. Sometimes, Yeah when
I got a bit, I cleaned up in my heart.
Or times a year, he really dresses up. But you'd
really do that one percent?
Speaker 5 (17:03):
It's free? Why would you not?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
But it's free with a purpose to help a certain
group of people.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Yeah, so what's one extra hair cook going to cost them? Nothing?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
But what if a lot of people said that.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
They're already there doing it, so you might as well.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
The burgers aren't free burgers that have to pay for.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
That, No, but they're giving them away, so they probably
already cooked.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
They didn't just cook thirty They probably had thirty one cooked.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Thirty one one just gonna go to waste. I love
the story. I think it's great. Thank you. That is
what it's all about.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
That was telling me something good. We had some listeners
in the studio yesterday. They hung out with us, and
then a lot of you guys went to lunch with
them afterward. I'm sorry I couldn't go. I had a
Bobby cast so I couldn't go. But sounded fun. Got
a lot of stories back, mostly one story over and
over again.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Yeah, it was a blast man that was a good time.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
All the stories were about you. Yeah, So first of all,
how was it amy in general? What you guys do?
Walk me through what happened in general?
Speaker 8 (17:53):
It was good. We walked down, we got ate lunch.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
We sat there in a room as it was a
big table, very loud. Lunchbox from the futures loud, has
lots of stories and that was the best part. Like
every story he told it was just more affirmation that
it's Lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
So my theory yesterday was because this older gentleman was
in here, probably sixty sixty or so. Yeah, I said,
I think that's Lunchbox from the future who's played a
prank on us and it's come back to visit us.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
And so we started walking through the ways they're alike.
What other ways are they like?
Speaker 8 (18:24):
Well, so he was a mailman.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
He's retired and he's like one of the few that
delivered mail on a bicycle.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Oh he rides every day Lunchbox.
Speaker 8 (18:37):
Yeah, yeah, he had a bike rout.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Well he was so loud like Lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
Yeah, they were both loud, and they were both using
their hands and they were just every day.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
They were sitting right there.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
You got us good.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
You don't know about it, Yeah, lunchbox, because that's's you
in the future. But you got us good when you
get old, just know that we know you got us good.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
So from all the contests he plays, which I'm sure
you know everything is legit and whatnot. But he he
you know, alluded to that he's created with his taxes.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Well, and it's also like Lunchbox to play a lot
of contests. He's older, innsweepstakes all.
Speaker 8 (19:07):
Day, does his own taxes.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah, well, so that's fun. I also heard some things
about Lunchbox in the present. So Morgan, what happened yesterday?
Speaker 10 (19:17):
Well, this is what he's been doing recently, whenever it's
on the company dime. He seems to think that he
can eat and order whatever he wants, and so he
ordered three entrees, not for everybody else or himself.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Okay, I have no problem with ordering whatever you want,
meaning you can exact any entre you want, eat it.
Speaker 8 (19:34):
We all ordered one.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
I'm looking at a picture of him with three huge
plates in front of him. There's like a full pizza
type thing. There's some sort of meat on.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
That's what it is.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
It was a bullet tomato, soup, shrimp and grits and
a flatbread okay, something flatbread?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Did you order all that because A, you are extremely
hungry and thought you could knock it all down and
you needed it, or be because since it was free?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (20:00):
I was hungry and it was free? What order free?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Hungry? And what did you do with the food when
it was done? Put in my stomach?
Speaker 8 (20:08):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (20:08):
You ate all of it all three single bite. They
wanted to.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Bite left a piece of the flat bread.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Oh you did ask for a piece of flat bread,
but I always.
Speaker 8 (20:17):
Reluctant to give it to me. And I'm like, do
you see all that food?
Speaker 11 (20:20):
Well?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Did you feel he was abusing the system?
Speaker 8 (20:23):
I don't feel that he was.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
He was, like you mentioned, uncomfortable eating all of it.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Just know he was there, no problem.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
No, he was literally ordering him all like wow, lunch box,
and he's like, what I'm not paying?
Speaker 5 (20:33):
I did say it's free, so why wouldn't I not free?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
The company's paying free, but.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
They were buying us lunch that day, so yes, I'm
gonna take advantage. And then I was really annoyed at
the end. Oh yeah, the person running it in the
company is like all right, you know, let's take pictures.
I was like, uh, you didn't even give us the
option for dessert, Like where's the dessert menu?
Speaker 8 (20:51):
He'd already paid the bill.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Yeah, they didn't like we.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
Had these listeners right now, But we had these listeners
with us, And I'm like, can we not buy them dessert?
Speaker 3 (20:59):
But you want didn't care about them, so I don't
act like it's about them. They wanted to dessert to
don't Scooba wanted to dessert. It was just like, but
it's not about them, it's about you. Yeah, but it
gave it. They gave us no option to have dessert.
I was like, this was just saying, No, it's you
that's upset. You weren't upset for the listeners, but I
was upset at them for not getting us dessert. Getting nice,
getting me there you go.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
I mean I assumed other people wanted to dessert, like
we're there, it's a big, nice, fancy meal, let's have
some dessert.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Nope, they just paid the bill without even asking if
we wanted it.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Scoop Ball, were your thoughts on the lunch yesterday?
Speaker 9 (21:31):
I mean, I hate to side with Lunchbox, but man,
I'm with him on it. I also order an old
fashion I ordered two things myself. The company doesn't take
us out very often or do nice things, so I
take advantage of it as Yeah, and I was okay
with it.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
I'm like, and I coin looked at everyone else like
why are you only ordering one thing?
Speaker 5 (21:47):
And no one wanted drinks? Like this is this is
your chance to do it, Let's do it.
Speaker 8 (21:50):
It was noon and we still had work to do.
But yeah, so what I did too, And I guess
it doesn't It may not affect you the same way.
Like if I were to have a drink at noon
on a workday, I get tired.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
So Amy and Morgan take lunchboxes a little bit out
of line?
Speaker 10 (22:07):
Well, I mean he this is what I would like
to also say. He's done this multiple times now, so
this isn't it's his thing. This is what he does
anytime he eats out and the company is paying for
it is three meals, no matter what.
Speaker 8 (22:18):
I guess the words obnoxious, Why don't you.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Just take some home?
Speaker 5 (22:21):
I don't understand what is obnoxious about it?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Do you do that when you're at home with your family?
Do I eat a lot when you're with your family
do you ever go out and order three meals?
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Sometimes two?
Speaker 6 (22:32):
Like when I was in Boston other you know, a
couple weekends ago, I went to eat with some people
and I got a pizza and apasta ate both.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Of them crushed them. Oh, kind's okay, you're paying for it.
Speaker 8 (22:43):
It's not bad.
Speaker 7 (22:43):
Look if he wants to do it, fine, he could
just like casually order it that he the I guess
and Lunchbucks, you know, I would order.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
They don't even have appetisers on the menu. I would
ordered apps for the whole table.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
But they didn't have apps you would have.
Speaker 7 (22:54):
It's just that he makes a deal of it, and
he announces that like, well, I'm not paying all this
is free or what you want?
Speaker 6 (23:00):
Yeah, Morgan goes. Morgan literally goes, you're ordering three things.
I said, I'm not paying, Like, what's the boy?
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Why would you not? Got just I don't understand your guys?
Is reason out in the world.
Speaker 10 (23:10):
When we were in Texas, we went to eat at
a taco place and he ordered three different things for tacos.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
But not only that.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
After he goes, I need to go get an osti
ebul that I can bring back home after eating three
he had another one that he could only take.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
To go order.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
Yes, we went a way to do that. What he's
trying to hit the max for? Damn? Is that what
he does?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Oh my gosh, guys.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Why would you not when you're giving.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
You're not supposed to just spend because you can spend.
Speaker 8 (23:36):
Do you like buy things for your house and like just.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
Have it, like buy some crackers whatever, yet like stuff
that can travel easy put in your suitcase.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
It was good those listeners like want to contests and
they came up and hung out and everything was good.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
That was great.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Yeah, it was so fun. How do you feel about you?
Speaker 6 (23:51):
I feel great about me, old you. I thought he
was great too, and he was like And his sister, Margaret,
she was like, I feel you on that. When I said, yeah,
it's free, should give me your sister my sister. Yeah,
she was like, yeah, you might as well order more.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Nobody on Trouble Company and say anything. We're all good
and is anything to me? But Scooba got drunk nor
no product.
Speaker 7 (24:11):
Also, the other thing that is Lunchbox from the future
said that he would do at work was he had
calculated his built in screw off time working and I
was like, oh, my gosh, that's Suncocks.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Oh, there's no doubt that was him. Oh, here we
go him in the future. I can tell by his
eyes sitting in there. So the question is are you
smarter than eighty percent of the population. I'm gonna give
you the world's shortest IQ test. If you get all three,
you're smarter than eighty percent. If you get two, you're
smarter than sixty percent. If you only get one, you're
smarter than forty percent, which is less than average. If
(24:47):
you get none, well you're done. I don't know, so
I already took the test, so I will not take
it again.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Here.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Now, we'll give you forty five seconds with each question.
Here is question number one, but it will not start
until I say time starts.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Okay, thank you. Here are the three questions. It's number one.
Speaker 11 (25:01):
A bat and a bowl tossed a dollar and ten
cents in total. The bat costs one dollar more than
the bull. How much does the bull cost?
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Do you want to hear it again?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (25:12):
Because I was getting a pin.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Why would you already not focus? No, I was looking
for a pin and I know, but the question was happening,
and you were like dude, I know to shoot.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Here are the three questions.
Speaker 11 (25:24):
Number one, A bat and a bowl tossed a dollar
and ten cents in total. The bat costs one dollar
more than the bull? How much does the bull cost?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah? Forty five seconds starting now, lunchbox is already in.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
I was in before I em we got a pin m.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
It is the world's shortest IQ test. There are three
questions here. There's no way I can hear it one
more time, right, it's part of the time, but sure I.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
Know how to answer this. Hold on.
Speaker 11 (25:55):
Here are the three questions. Number one, A bat and
a bowl tossed a dollar and ten cents. It's in total.
The bat costs one dollar more than the bull? How
much does the bull cost?
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Why did you just get now? We were playing the question?
Speaker 8 (26:08):
I know it just distracts me. But it's fine.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Because I know you can take your headphones out. Good
point or two? The point just here? That's question. Think
I got it. It's a dollar five seconds more.
Speaker 8 (26:22):
God, this isn't right, but gosh.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Time dollar more?
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Okay, the question one more time?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Please?
Speaker 11 (26:31):
Here are the three questions. Number one, A bat and
a bowl cost a dollar and ten cents in total.
The bat costs one dollar more than the bull? How
much does the bull cost?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Eddie ten cents? Amy ten cents? Watchbox?
Speaker 8 (26:47):
Not right?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Ten cents, Morgan ten cents.
Speaker 8 (26:50):
It's not right.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
It's not right. Think about this.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
So you have a dollar ten, it's a dollar more,
so it has to be at least a dollar it's
to be a dollar more. But if the other one's ten,
that's only cents more. So you got to go down
on one and up on the other. So it's a
dollar five and five. It's five cents. Man, I had
five cents, and I scratched it because if it's going
to be a dog any more, which is the question,
(27:15):
scratch you know, there's no scratching out. There's no what
I would have had. Damn, Oh, everybody gets I explained it. Okay,
I went too quick.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
I got cocky. I mean I heard it and I
was like, oh, that's easy.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Okay, here we go. Question number two, number two.
Speaker 11 (27:30):
If it takes five machines five minutes to make five widgets,
how long does it take one hundred machines to make
one hundred widgets? What?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I'm gonna play it again and then we'll start the
time British accents. Number two the accent.
Speaker 11 (27:48):
If it takes five machines five minutes to make five widgets,
how long does it take one hundred machines to make
one hundred widgets?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
The timer I started?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
I'm in nice, Amy comes up quick for air and
give you the question one more time.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Guys, they're number two.
Speaker 11 (28:18):
If it takes five machines five minutes to make five widgets,
how long does it take one hundred machines to make
one hundred widgets?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Five seconds? I think I'm in everybody good? Yeah, Eddie,
yeah right answer yeah, time good. Let's go over to
Morgan one minute, Eddie, a minute in forty seconds? How'd
you go up with that? At the time?
Speaker 4 (28:51):
It's like one hundred minutes or dang, I didn't do
that right, lunchbox one hundred.
Speaker 8 (28:56):
Minutes, Amy, one hundred minutes.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
It's five minutes. What if it takes five widgets five minutes.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Five machines, five machines, five machines five minutes to make
five widget, it takes one hundred machines. They're making a
hundred widget. It's gonna take five minutes as well, because
five makes five and five minutes and one hundred makes
one hundred and five minutes.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Oh, it's the same thing, stupid. I'm feeling really dumb
right now, Boes.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
I mean the rush of forty five seconds is really killing.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Like, oh man, it's a rush. He means being rushed.
Speaker 8 (29:28):
Oh it's like, oh I see that now.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah, there's no difference. There's no difference. So supid. Five
machines make five widgets. Yeah, one hundred machines make one
hundred widgets, both in five minutes. Yeah, I need to
get one.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
Okay that the best you.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Guys are gonna be smarter than forty percent. We need
to get one of that. Tricky Okay, last question, go ahead.
Speaker 11 (29:46):
And number three in a like, there's a patch of
lily pads every day, The patch doubles in sauce if
it takes forty eight dice for the patch to cover
the entire like, how long does it take for the
patch to cover half of the lake?
Speaker 2 (30:02):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (30:03):
This is stupid?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
What is he saying? Now they're all angry And now
it's the accent again. And number three in a lake,
there's a patch of lily pads every day.
Speaker 11 (30:15):
The patch doubles in size if it takes forty eight
days for the patch to cover the entire lake.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
How long does it take for the patch to cover
half of the lake.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
It's so hard, it's hard. I'm in it's not that answering.
You're wrong, are you sure?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
But you didn't see what she wrote.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
She wrote twenty four.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
I'm not saying what my paper?
Speaker 5 (30:41):
How can I see your paper?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
But I know you see your paper.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
If you went that fast, I know you wrote twenty
four and it's wrong.
Speaker 8 (30:46):
I'm just surrendering to this my brain.
Speaker 11 (30:51):
One more shot here and number three in a lake,
there's a patch of lily pads. Every day the patch
doubles in size. If it takes forty eight dice for
the patch to cover the entire like, how long does
it take for the patch to cover half of the like?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah, five seconds, guys.
Speaker 8 (31:10):
Every day it doubles side every.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Time the ends down. All right, let's go over to Morgan.
Speaker 10 (31:23):
Well, if it's not twenty four, then maybe it's fifty six.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
There was only forty eight days. Listen, just let me
just let my brain do what it was doing.
Speaker 8 (31:32):
Yeah, that's definitely Eddie.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
You said a minute forty in the last one, which
still don't quite get how you got there, but I
respect the original thought.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Go ahead, forty three? Why I don't know, Man, I did.
I doubled and then I subtracted.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
You guys, I've already I figured out this game.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Now.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
It took me three questions, but I figured it out.
Go towny and I'll tell you the right away.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Size.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Amy, what's your answer written down?
Speaker 8 (31:55):
Well, I wrote down twenty four, but it is wrong.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Box, it's forty seven correct, because if it doubles, and
then the forty eighth day, if it fills the whole
thing one day before it was only halfway full.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Stupid, it's forty seven days. I still understand that.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Oh my lunchbox, you're smart than forty percent of the population.
Amy and Eddie, I don't know, man, Morgan, Oh yeah,
Morgan sor are you too?
Speaker 5 (32:18):
I mean it just took me. If I wish I
would have been more awake on the first two questions.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Wait, yeah, and I've already told you guys, I have
a numbers issue. It's a it's not a numbers issue. Yes,
you said, here's a fine.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
I here you go.
Speaker 11 (32:29):
The answers to these questions five cents, five minutes, forty
seven days.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
So did you get them?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
No, No, they didn't. Buddy, he got one we got sorry, no, thirty.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Six, nine, twelve, we got one out of twelve, we
got less than ten percent.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Man, we're not smart.
Speaker 8 (32:46):
Did you get all three of those?
Speaker 3 (32:47):
I did?
Speaker 8 (32:48):
Yeah, just like in how many seconds?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
No, it wasn't super quick. The widgeon was the widget
one took me at least thirty seconds. Oh, but you
did it under forty five, which is why I give
you guys forty five. But I yeah, the widget one
was the flower when I got immediately, I.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
Mean, the widget one should have got.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
That's so.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
And the money when I got pretty quick too. But
the widget one took me a little bit. Sorry for
calling you out like that.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
That was rude.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
I mean, but I knew right away that you had it.
Speaker 8 (33:14):
Like I know, I knew. I just like the ten cents.
It's like, I know this isn't right, but I don't
know what else to do, but it is wrong.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Yes, and a minute forty seconds ed? Do you get
to win for no idea?
Speaker 5 (33:24):
Why?
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Here's a voicemail from Janet in Maryland.
Speaker 12 (33:29):
Mike Kiss and I are in the car listening to
the Fastcar by Luke pohone and just talking about how
successful it's been, and we were wondering, does he make
any money off of this song? Or like, if an
artist doesn't big cover like this, can they make money
off of this? Even though they weren't the writers and
it wasn't their original song. Anyway, I figured you had
the inside scoop on this kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
I don't know that it's inside, but what happens is,
let's say I do Let it be, Let It be,
Let It Be by the Beatles. Yeah, so I have
to pay the publisher and the writers. It's a mechanical
feet so reality, I'll make like twenty percent of everything
that comes in.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Just breaking it down, I make about fifteen to twenty
percent of what every comes in because I got to
pay them, like eighty percent of it.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
But to pay them after you get paid, yes, okay,
you don't have to pay any money upfront or anything.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Correct, You don't have to like buy a coupon. Oh yes,
but you do have to pay them after you get paid.
And it's like eighty percent.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
It's not a bad deal.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
No, it's not because you didn't write it. Right, If
it blows up. One, if you're the writer of it,
you're like, dang, is awesome. I did nothing and I'm
getting paid again. And then two, you didn't have it
write it, so you're just grabbing something that's already been done, slap,
slap some gel on it and put it back out again.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah that's cool. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Here is another voicemail,
good morning studio. I want to say last week was
my first time in Nashville, so we took a bus tour.
The guide pointed out the studios on Music Row, but
never mentioned Bobby Bones.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
I don't understand that.
Speaker 9 (34:59):
Because the Bobby Boone Show is a top rated morning
show and you're the youngest inducted into the Radio Hall
of Fame, I think that's worth mentioning.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Well, I appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
I'm just surprised I didn't mention Lunchbox specifically, right, not me, Like,
that's the building where Lunchbox sits.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Every morning, So you're the star. It's you, true, it's you.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Sometimes they'll be dripping by and out here them go.
Look there's and I found like walking out, let's buy Bones.
Sometimes I'm out and they're like, we don't even know
there's a radio station there. It's hit or miss, and
we ain't famous, so we're moderately known in rural areas
of America.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
That's what I would say. And the name is not
on our building, so maybe some people don't know our name. Yeah,
the show's name.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Well even not even the call letters. White building, they
took all.
Speaker 8 (35:44):
The're not our building anymore.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
It will always be our building. We're squatting. Now, we're squatting.
We're just not moving out.
Speaker 8 (35:57):
Pile of stories, Girl Math, are you familar?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
You're with it? I know girl Dinner, don't.
Speaker 8 (36:03):
I don't know what's girl dinner?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
And you need to get on.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
I get with the time.
Speaker 8 (36:07):
I am with the times. This one the girl masks
from TikTok.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
I have a girl girl mask like the sequel to
girl Dinner. Okay, girl dinners like little things spread out.
This is my girl dinner. I have girl dinners all
the time. Okay, yeah, it's maybe a piece of meat.
What do you guys talkty minutes?
Speaker 7 (36:23):
Girl math is going viral and pretty much it just
breaks down the price of an item per were so
it's like, well, no, I'm not really paying that much
for it.
Speaker 8 (36:32):
If you look at it this way. It's only two
dollars per ware if I wear it this much, and
it also lets you buy something on sale and then
say that that's found money.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Oh that's not true.
Speaker 8 (36:45):
You get to put it towards something else.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
That' true, My wife doesn't that true? Yeah, you'll never
believe what it used to be listed at. Huh what wait?
What do you mean used to don't know how much it? No, no,
it doesn't matter. But look what it used to be.
Speaker 8 (36:59):
I think all this money we found.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Yeah, yeah, we didn't find anything. We're still spending money.
Go ahead.
Speaker 7 (37:04):
It's reframing the narrative around shopping and girls women men.
Speaker 8 (37:09):
I don't know. Maybe you want to try it out,
of course I do. Yeah, you try it. Do it
on your golf stuff.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
I don't I know, I do it on everything. Go ahead?
Speaker 8 (37:17):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (37:17):
Well, in Illinois, parents are now required to share the
wealth that comes from putting their children on social media
as kid fluencers.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Oooh, well, they don't do this with peed influencers.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
They should.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
I got a bunch of backpaper standley, come in, so
what's up.
Speaker 7 (37:34):
Well, miners need to appear in at least thirty percent
of the content over a thirty day period to qualify
for compensation, and they'll just have to make sure that
they're putting it towards them, which I have done this
with my kids before, regarding certain things.
Speaker 8 (37:49):
And it is like a tax thing too.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Just so fy, Yeah, you can pay your kid.
Speaker 8 (37:55):
Yeah legally, legally you can.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (37:58):
Yep. They can work back.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
And shady with it. But it's not a shady thing.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
But yes, it's mostly to try to keep parents from
just exploiting their kids and then having nothing. But the
problem is if your kid is six and he doesn't
know the difference anyway, how's he going to know he's
on thirty percent or even know the law.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Still, it is a step in a right direction.
Speaker 7 (38:16):
So I'm here for it well, and my kids are
not influencers by any means. It was just more so
away because there were certain stuff we have to pay
for when it comes to them for school. And if
you pay your kids and then from their account they
can pay for their well.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Why do you start whispering it whenever?
Speaker 8 (38:30):
I don't know, it felt it feels weird, but I
know it's legal.
Speaker 7 (38:33):
Which this is definitely a money heavy pile because Luke
Bryan was talking about how his net worth can be
found online and so his kids, you know, google that
sometimes just to figure out, hey, where is dad now,
and it looks like he's somewhere around one hundred and
sixty hundred and seventy million, and that he tries not
to take advantage of all the perks of being who
(38:55):
he is with his kids, Like if they want to
go to an amusement park, they can probably be.
Speaker 8 (38:58):
Like, Dad, you could just like pay money, make a
phone call. We can, we don't have to wait and line.
But He's like, no, we go, we wait in line
like everybody else.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
That site is never right, the network thing, that's never
I'm not saying he's not worth that or more. He
could be worth more, but it's never right.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
They have no idea. Actually I still look at it
and go wow, but they really have no idea.
Speaker 8 (39:18):
Right, So okay, cool, I'm maybe that's my pile.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
That was Amy's pile of stores. It's time for the
good news, Bobby.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Earlier this month, Navy Seaman Anthony L. Mases of Weymouth,
Massachusetts passed away at age eighty. Anthony had prepaid for
his funeral services. He was gonna be buried at the
Massachusetts National Cemetery, but the funeral home was not able
to locate any family to attend the service. So the
funeral director, Kara Johnson, got on social media and I
was like, Hey, we're looking for anybody to escort Anthony
(39:51):
to his final resting place. So that message was shared
hundreds of times across multiple veterans support organizations and biker groups.
And so when the funeral session lined up, there were
five hundred motorcycles.
Speaker 8 (40:02):
Oh wow, that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
Had all seen it online and decided to come help
out and pay their final respects.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Five I bet that was loud.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Here is Bill Kennefix saying that no Vietnam Vet should
be you know, left alone or go out alone.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
We don't know them, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 8 (40:20):
It just that's a that's a sad story for Vietnam Vet.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
To go out alone. So everybody's just rallied up and
here we are.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
That's a great story. That is what it's all about.
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Investigative morning, Corny. How many can we get in ninety seconds?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
That's my question?
Speaker 5 (40:40):
Amy, ready over there?
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, here we go. Ninety seconds starts as soon as
Amy ends the joke.
Speaker 5 (40:49):
The mourning corny?
Speaker 8 (40:51):
What is a ghost favorite exercise?
Speaker 9 (40:54):
Boom boom, boom boom, scare boom, scary scop?
Speaker 2 (41:00):
What's a what's a boot? Yeah, boobies like like burpies stairs.
Speaker 8 (41:09):
What's the ghost favorite exercise?
Speaker 5 (41:11):
Push up?
Speaker 13 (41:12):
Scary Jack's ghosts jumping jump boo scare, phantom, see through dead?
Speaker 8 (41:26):
Where does the ghost favorite exercise.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Out? Scary deadliftt Yes?
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (41:35):
What is Cardi b called when she's running on the treadmill?
Speaker 5 (41:39):
Something? Cardio yo?
Speaker 8 (41:45):
Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital?
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Cold doctor? Cold doctor?
Speaker 5 (41:50):
Freeze doctor freeze free coldest or coolest?
Speaker 8 (41:54):
Who is the coolest bridge cool doctor in the hospital?
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Doctor? The coolest vanilla ice doctor.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
You keep saying like cool doctor, drel doctor doolittle doctor,
demand Joe cool doctor.
Speaker 5 (42:12):
In your hand like contor galliwackets.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
You mean mister galliwackets? Doctor?
Speaker 5 (42:17):
Doctor doctor?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Who I don't know?
Speaker 8 (42:21):
Are are you doctor? And what do we do do?
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Skip circle? Is the coolest doctor in the hospital?
Speaker 8 (42:30):
The hip doctor?
Speaker 2 (42:32):
What we were looking cool? The wrong hip thing? The
hip doctor? What do we get to be like cool?
Speaker 8 (42:39):
Like coolest the cool.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
A good job ones? You were on it today though
I only got two. A team effort, it's a team effort.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
We still got it.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Let's celebrate our victories, don't you go?
Speaker 5 (42:49):
Clear eyes, cool hearts.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Also, we'd like to do a Spanish word of the
day today that we've never done before.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Yes, never done. This one I checked has.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Been for two weeks. Eddie was already doubling up words.
Are you ready go Eddie?
Speaker 5 (43:05):
Spanish word of the day.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
All right? The word of the day is oil.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
You know ifio is bones, chicken, chicken, let me use
that in the sense for you.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
I know that I'm a chicken. Oh, I know that
I'm a so close you know that I'm a toil fryer.
Speaker 5 (43:23):
And a little bit of chicken.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
I don't know of any other words, though, what's a
good chicken chicken dance?
Speaker 2 (43:34):
But they never say that? Just throw it in there.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
Why do I put?
Speaker 2 (43:39):
What TV show? Probably from producer Eddie? Smoking hot, boiling?
Speaker 3 (43:46):
Yeahl at Amno, it's all right, the brother's chicken.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
This segment's getting harder and harder as you well. It's
just the the more words you learn, man, this is tough.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
So Ever since they changed their name, do we still
call them. Do we call them the Dixie Boiles or
do we call them the Poioles? But those are chicks?
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Oh, not the same. It's not a chicken.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (44:06):
Well, if it's polo is a chicken? What do you
what is chicks in Sanish?
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Eddy, he didn't study that? What if I'm scratching myself
because I have toio pot Ooh that'siopo it is? Yeah, man,
that's work.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
Good.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Okay, that's your Spanish work today. Thank you very much. Hey, hey, don't.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Forget on Friday night, which is tomorrow and Saturday night,
I'll be in Tampa doing two shows. Saturday nights sold out.
Friday night is almost sold out. My comedically inspirational tour.
Get tickets at bobbybones dot com. Let's go around the
room and see who has the most daily screen time.
It's not healthy, And they do say excessive social media
use has the same effects as substance abuse.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Oh no, wow.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
The average Americans spends nearly two and a half hours
per day on social media and the number one thing
that people stay on their phone for, and so phones
can be addictive, they say. Quote social media addiction is
not yet recognized in our diagnostic manual. However, we have
seen a growth social media use and research has began
to show some similarities with addiction. So that's a psychologist.
(45:06):
Now I want to go around the room. Who do
we think has the most screen time?
Speaker 5 (45:09):
Do you probably fair?
Speaker 2 (45:10):
Who do you think a second most? Amy?
Speaker 8 (45:13):
Amy Morgan runs social media?
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Oh Mark, you phone or your computer, though mostly from
my phone? Okay, Amy, what do you have?
Speaker 8 (45:21):
I'm up thirty five percent from last week.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Your daily average is four hours, go lunchbox one hour
fifty three minutes.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Your daily average on your phone is what one.
Speaker 5 (45:32):
Hour fifty three minutes.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
I just calls the forest or what?
Speaker 5 (45:35):
Yeah, I calls the forest, Garrett, my parents, my brother.
Speaker 6 (45:38):
Oscar, checking on the phone, bill to Oscar, and text
messages and that's about it.
Speaker 8 (45:43):
Yeah, you're oh wow. My most used is Instagram, Eddie.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
I mean mine's twisted because that we have family eye cloud.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Mine's five hours and fifty eight.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
Minutes, and it says once I break it down, YouTube
kids has like six hours alone, so it's counting all
my kids stuff.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
So we're still gonna go with yours.
Speaker 3 (46:02):
At five hours, five hours and fifty eight minutes, that's crazy, Morgan.
Speaker 10 (46:09):
Mine's less than eddies. It's five hours and thirty minutes.
But my social media like day to day was fourteen hours,
so that's not great.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Yeah, mine six hours nine minutes. Man, bones, that's crazy, dude.
Speaker 4 (46:21):
And does it matter if your app's just open or
do you have to be looking at it for that
long you have to be on it?
Speaker 6 (46:28):
I mean, you, guys, was all apps are so weird?
My top one is messages and then next is safari.
I mean so weird. Photos.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
If you look at your photos for an hour a day,
what do you think? This is high school? This was
me doing bad last week.
Speaker 5 (46:45):
I was on my photos for twenty one minutes. What
are you doing, dude?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Living in the past.
Speaker 5 (46:51):
I mean that's wild.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
My three and order Instagram, TikTok, messages in mail, dropbox
at four But okay, hey check this out.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
Says I spent an hour on productivity and finance apps.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
That's pretty cool. Is that you you trying to find
people on veenmo to pay for your bet? Maybe? Possibly?
Speaker 3 (47:09):
So, just another story that talks about social media use
and just try to be careful. Like I said, I
do things to regulate myself so I don't get in
a bad place. The time thing doesn't bother me. I
don't see me going over six hours ago. That's trouble
because I do edit stuff on my phone too. But
I know when I start to feel sad or mad
or bad because social media, I got a chill. That's
(47:30):
why I don't have likes able to be seen, because
I don't want to have these comparisons. That's why I
only look at message boards and stuff on Tuesdays, or
Facebook only on Tuesdays, because I'll give myself one day
to go crazy. I gotta put these restrictions on me, yeah,
because if I don't, I'll go absolutely insane.
Speaker 7 (47:45):
Well, and just now I saw too you can click
on like if you go into an applic Instagram, you
can spell down and hit time limit.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
I would never do that because I would never do
and you know the passwords.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
So that's true too. Well, good luck everybody, it's about ole.
We're all fighting to get it right.
Speaker 5 (48:05):
It is wild.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
So these patients are going in for epilepsy surgery onto
their brain and scientists are like, hey, we can now
kind of read what's happening. We're just your brain scan.
It's almost like there's a language in the brain. You
just got to translate it. And so they had them
all listen to a Pink Floyd song. I don't want
to tell you what the song is yet. But then
they went back and just read the brain scans of
(48:26):
all the people to see if they could take the
scan and make it back into the song. Here is
the brain scan. Okay, wow, No, it's very hard to
(48:48):
tell what that is. But it also sounds like every
Pink Foyd song At the same time. I imagine I've
never been high before, but I imagine that's why people
like those songs.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
So but again, they're able to pull this from the
brain scan.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
So do we have this song?
Speaker 2 (49:01):
It is Ray Go ahead, wow.
Speaker 5 (49:07):
Now play the brain scan again. You can force yourself
to hear that.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
But they can get something from it.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
And they're starting to say, we can read these scans
of people's brains while they're doing things and reinterpret it.
Speaker 4 (49:25):
That's amazing. That is crazy, and that's what our brain
is doing. It listens to music, well hours, not lunchboxes.
His probability like I'm not I actually have I scanned
all you guys' brains. Oh, yesterday, come afternoon? Yeah, you
guys didn't know I was doing this, but I actually
have lunchboxes brain. This is when I put the thing
on top of his head. This is what came out.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (49:57):
Pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
Huh wow man, I mean that's fun on know idea?
Speaker 5 (50:00):
What saw that is?
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Yeah? And then I went over to Eddie.
Speaker 3 (50:03):
Oh boy, I know Eddie was over there having lunch
and I was like, Eddie, just don't don't look at me,
and I put this over his head. About right, battery
is running low, so I had to put it on
my head and this is here's the song.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Okay, So here's what we gotta do today.
Speaker 3 (50:22):
We're gonna wake up and the first thing we're gonna
do is start writing about our day yesterday, and then
we're going to send out it looks like thirteen emails.
And with us thirteen emails, we need responses by new
The other thing we're gonna do that dude, that's terrible.
(50:43):
That's that's that's a terrible day.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
That's that.
Speaker 3 (50:46):
That's not the day, that's every second of my life.
Nineteen voices to tell it's not even music. The only
voice in the background, no no no, no, no, no
no no. And then here here's Amy. Of course, how
(51:08):
do you guys even want who knows? Yeah, Taylor Swept,
George Strain and Justin Bieber at the same time.
Speaker 5 (51:13):
Oh, just who knows?
Speaker 2 (51:14):
That's a lot.
Speaker 3 (51:15):
So yeah, that's all. That's all our brains in case
you guys are wondering. Yeah, you can call us if
you want. Eight seven, seven seventy seven. Bobby appreciate you
guys being here. We'll be in Tampa tomorrow night doing
my show. There are only a few tickets left if
you guys want to come to that. Saturday is completely
sold out, but you can go to Bobbybones dot com.
And do you want to play this voicemail from Francis
and Columbia, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
I was just wondering about the post us on Instagram
as you being here with coach Samer?
Speaker 2 (51:42):
Is that going to be on the radio?
Speaker 3 (51:46):
So yesterday me, Mike d Eddie, kickoff, Kevin and Reid
flew to Colombia and we ran forties with a running back.
Forties meaning as fast as you can for forty yards,
which is how they time people. Yeah, and I run,
I work out, I train, But I knew we were
on camera. My handstrikes are killing me.
Speaker 8 (52:06):
So of y'all who ran the fastest.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
No, it doesn't matter. No Bobby did.
Speaker 8 (52:10):
Okay, was one of the football players running with.
Speaker 5 (52:12):
You, No way he told you.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
No, he was timing is.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
We did stuff with him. He was their quarterback and
in their wide receiver. Now he's a running back, and
so he was throwing his balls, we were catching balls.
We were throwing balls in like quarterback drills. And then
we were running forties and I'm hurting a little bit
me too, dude. I think my knees messed up. It
was extra intense because we were on camera and so
of course, so the first one, I'm forty three at
(52:35):
this point, I'm not going to run super fast.
Speaker 5 (52:37):
I ran a five to three.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
It was just okay.
Speaker 8 (52:39):
I don't know what's good.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
Yeah, if you're four hundre pounds's pretty good in the NFL.
What are those guys running like fours?
Speaker 11 (52:44):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (52:45):
I just know I was like, dank five three. The
second one, I ran a four eight, But I know
he cheated and stopped it early. I know I ran
faster by and run. There's no way I felt like
I was flying though. I was like, okay, first one
because I ran like eighty percent first time, second one
that like the flash and I finished and he's like
four eight.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
I was like, that's bull crab. I know I didn't
run a four eight.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
He didn't say you teated though he never admitted itcheated it,
but I'm telling you I probably ran like a.
Speaker 8 (53:07):
Fourty five so before it, Yeah, you've got to be
and you're probably what today's the day out you're tomorrow
you're going to be very sore.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
I'm always soaring away from working out. But you had
the hamstrings.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
But we went and we spent the day with Coach
Beemer of the South Carolina coach the running back DK Joiner,
and yes, all of that will come to Fruition soon.
Speaker 5 (53:28):
It will be on radio.
Speaker 3 (53:29):
I'll tell you about that coming up the minute. But
we've been working on a show for a while.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
But that's what we did.
Speaker 3 (53:34):
Yeah, and I'm very sorry that he has a South
Carolina had on today. They gave us all our South
Carolina they was clothes to wear because a lot of
the places that we've been going give us their athletic
where to wear in the video, and so I posted
on my Instagram a picture of us in the South
Carolina stuff everybody knows I'm a diehard Archt's all raised
by fan But for a show, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (53:51):
Ubut on stuff something like I'm walking around my house
or going to a game and stuff.
Speaker 5 (53:54):
You're working.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
It's a it's an outfit, it's a it's a wardrobe.
So they're like, you'll never be able to live with
yourself or makes me vomit to see you in that.
People are just harsh on the internet.
Speaker 8 (54:08):
I mean, if you it's a costume, right, yes, you
are the most diehard Arkansas fan that I know, so
I know, yeah, you're just doing it.
Speaker 2 (54:16):
Like you were in the stands going like let's go game.
Speaker 1 (54:18):
God.
Speaker 3 (54:18):
But if I were acting or as part of a show,
I would do that. But that's okay, it's work. But
I really like coach Bimber. He's like, he's the coolest dude.
So let me say, if I can get this together,
maybe I'll tell you in like fifteen minutes so exactly
what we're doing. But I'm a little little sore today
from running forties.
Speaker 8 (54:36):
I tell you, I haven't taken a sprint in a while.
Speaker 3 (54:39):
Forty yards is farther than you think it is. You
think it ain't that far. Yeah, try to run it
all at once.
Speaker 8 (54:45):
I've watched Johnny Manzel do a ninety yard run.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
Oh that's during a game. Are you done with that?
Speaker 8 (54:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (54:52):
But oh man Man I saw the first time when
they joined the SEC and they're playing Alabama for the
first time and nobody thought anything. And then I think
that's when he hit the ninety yard hard thing and
it just changed his life forever.
Speaker 2 (55:03):
Different because he's probably ready for it, like not sore.
But yeah, that's a big one for that.
Speaker 8 (55:07):
Oh no, he doesn't seem I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
You haven't seen his dad, right, fake the faked the
hospital thing yet, right, not yet?
Speaker 8 (55:12):
But I see where that I could see how that.
Speaker 2 (55:15):
Could totally was his dad and his dad him.
Speaker 8 (55:18):
Well that's what his dad says at the beginning.
Speaker 7 (55:20):
He's like, he is me, And it's just really really
really interesting how he didn't have to like go to practice.
Speaker 2 (55:28):
Well he did it first, but I mean, but.
Speaker 8 (55:30):
I mean, let's say the night before he's out, but
you're watching.
Speaker 3 (55:33):
An hour long and I'm telling you watching an hour long,
and the crammed it together, you know how, Queen, all
of a sudden they're like we're a band that's poor,
We're top of the pops the next day.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
That did that suck?
Speaker 7 (55:41):
Okay, So I recognize he had amazing high school conditioning,
and yes he would go to practice in college. But
it seems to me as though he just had this
very natural ability to just go do his thing and
like you, it's best if you just let him do it.
Speaker 8 (55:57):
And not tell him exactly.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
I don't know that it was best but on.
Speaker 3 (56:02):
The field, clearly, but even not on the field, because
it made him it created a culture that allowed him
to not be successful on the field as well.
Speaker 8 (56:09):
Okay, question about his team.
Speaker 3 (56:11):
By the way, Johnny Manzil's quarterback who played for Texas
A and M who then went and was drafted and
played in the NFL for a bit.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
You probably know who he is.
Speaker 3 (56:17):
That's when to make sure, Amy just launched into it
without us saying what it is is a documentary on Netflix.
Speaker 8 (56:21):
He's making a comeback on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
He's not really coming back. Well, the stories on Netflix, right,
he's come back.
Speaker 8 (56:26):
To me, I haven't thought.
Speaker 5 (56:27):
About Johnny going to come back.
Speaker 7 (56:28):
I haven't thought about him and forever, but I think
I'm invested too because I went to Texas A and
M and it's really cool. But yeah, I mean, he's
forefront of my mind right now.
Speaker 3 (56:38):
His dad was wild too, And at one point Johnny
Manziel was apparently according to the movie, back doing drugs
and he's about to fill a drug test and so
they were like, have his dad fake like he's one
of the hospital. So he had to leave before the
drug test because his dad was faking.
Speaker 2 (56:52):
Like he was in the hospital.
Speaker 3 (56:53):
It's crazy, Okay, it doesn't. The weird thing is most
documentaries I watch and we're all flawed. I'm extremely flawed.
I watch the documentary and I see the flaws of
a person and I relate to them more, and I go, oh,
maybe I gave you an unfair shake based on the
perception that I have of you from the media.
Speaker 5 (57:11):
I watched this and was like, I might like him less.
I was entertained, but I might like him less.
Speaker 7 (57:16):
Well, what I feel that I'm getting from him because
he's also he's a part of it and he's kind
of just like, yeah, this is what he's owning that.
Speaker 8 (57:24):
So that kind of makes me like, yeah, nobody.
Speaker 2 (57:26):
He's kind of owning it, probably because he's broke and
needed a docu. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (57:30):
I don't think there's any redeeming qualities about this documentary,
but I'm still very entertained.
Speaker 8 (57:35):
Yeah, maybe you should go do whatever the show you're
working on. Y'all should go do something with John manziel like.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
Go party with him.
Speaker 3 (57:43):
No, they party with him once, right, No, No, he's
just my idol. You never partied with him, now you
kidding me? I would freak out. I've know his people.
I know Mike Studd and Dustin Lynch has hung out
with him before, Bob Menry, They're all in the same circle.
The funny part is in the middle of it there
Johnny manziel or his buddy's like, you know what, we're
(58:03):
partying with everybody so and so, so and so Andy Roddick,
he's one of my really close friends who doesn't really
who doesn't parties, not a party guy.
Speaker 2 (58:11):
I think he was just with them at the super
Bowl or something. That's funny. I laughed out loud.
Speaker 8 (58:15):
Oh maybe it was Andy back in the No, it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (58:18):
We were friends at that point. Took Yeah, Andy was.
Speaker 8 (58:21):
I forget how young Johnny Manziela is.
Speaker 3 (58:23):
Anyway, it's good and South Carolina. Good appreciate everybody in Columbia.
South Carolina went back in one second. Okay, it's time
to do the news Bobby's stories. It's almost impossible to
be happy while being envious of others. Mental health experts
agree that if you want to feel happy, you got
to put your in beyond ice.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
Sometimes it's hard to do.
Speaker 3 (58:45):
Researchers found that a big key to contentment and happiness
is learning to want what you already have, or having
a deeper appreciation for the people and things that make
up your life, because being envious and comparing your life
to others SAPs your happiness almost instantaneally, instantaneously. That's from
the Personality against Social Psychology bulletin.
Speaker 2 (59:07):
I mean your thoughts, Yeah, I mean that.
Speaker 13 (59:09):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (59:10):
Who said it originally? Benjamin Franklin? Maybe I don't know.
Comparison is the thief of all joy.
Speaker 2 (59:14):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (59:15):
I think multiple people have said it. But that quote
is so it's so true. I mean, when you start
to compare, you're robbing yourself of enjoying your own life.
Speaker 3 (59:24):
Also, when you compare, you're often not doing an educated comparison,
which isn't fair to you because you don't really know
what they got and how they got it. That's right, ever,
just like you don't know what somebody is going through ever,
So it's why you should probably if you can't air
with kindness. But if you're like, man, they got this
and I don't. You don't know what they had to
give up. You don't know if it really is enjoyable,
(59:46):
you don't. There's just so much you don't know. So
I don't mind comparing myself to others, but I like
to be educated about why I'm jealous. And I also
can have healthy jealousy, like I now actually understand healthy
jealousy that like I get really excited for people and
then I'm still jealous that they were able to do it,
and it inspires me a bit.
Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Oh interesting.
Speaker 8 (01:00:09):
You know what they call that driftwood?
Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
I thought it was healthy jealousy.
Speaker 8 (01:00:13):
Well, I mean, I don't know drift wood. What I
mean driftwood. I don't know why it's that exact term.
But that's when I see something where I'm like, oh, wow,
I wish I could be doing that while they're doing it,
I say, instead of saying, oh, why do they get
to do it?
Speaker 11 (01:00:24):
Not me.
Speaker 8 (01:00:24):
I say, oh wow, you know, thank you Lord for
showing me that someone else is doing it, and that
means that I can do it too, that it's possible
that that type of job exists or that experience exists,
And that's my drift wood, like I see it, it
came into my path. Or remind me I can do
it too.
Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Oh I don't have drift wood. Then yeah, I would say.
Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
The person that I have a really respectful jealousy of
is really one of my dear friends, Charlemagne the God,
because he's just paving his own way much a way
that I am, and I i'll see him do something.
I'm like, dang, that's awesome. I always had a thought
of that. But then I also root for him and
like I'm super pumped formed. But I'm not trying to
get the same thing.
Speaker 8 (01:00:59):
Oh, to be exactly the same.
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
But you could be like you fight for driftwood.
Speaker 8 (01:01:02):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Well, also Theodore Roosevelt said comparison to deep for joy.
Speaker 8 (01:01:07):
Oh dang, I just saw here. Okay, Well, Theodore is
a Benjamin Franklin.
Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Well, NPR called and said that it was Theodore Roosevelt.
Speaker 8 (01:01:15):
No, that's probably right. I even said ahead of time.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Also, flying does put a strain on your vocal cords.
Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
If you talk or sing for a living, or if
you're going to talk at like a wedding or sing somewhere,
they say avoid talking on the plane if that matters
to you, because airon planes has about eight to twelve
percent humidity, which is as dry as a desert.
Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
And so because there's no moisture, it could actually destroy
your voice. The best thing you can do on a
flight is sleep and drink a lot of water. From
Augusta University, we need to stop singing on planes.
Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
You mean that's all we do.
Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
We start big, big singing at all the time. Nobody
ever sings with us. They're like shot out and we're
trying to go to sleep. The dangers of being lazy
in your twenties. Men who were fit as younger adults
are up to forty percent less likely to get nine
types of cancer. So if you started young, you have
a better shot later. It's kind of like retirement.
Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
Yeah, okay, you always take a shot.
Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
What do you mean that wasn't a shot?
Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Literally, Like that's the literal way to get ahead for
retirement and start young, he's giving you.
Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
A large study spanning over thirty years found those with
good cardio fitness at a young age were less likely
to develop bowel cancer, kidney cancer, to liver cancer, pancreatic cancer,
and lung cancer as they got older. Cardio Respiratory fitness
for first to a person's ability to do you exercise
that's running, cycling, swimming for sustained periods, or even to
climb stairs.
Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
That's from the Daily Mail. Anybody work out their twenties
pretty yah rigorously?
Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:02:39):
I did. We did.
Speaker 7 (01:02:40):
Remember we did a show thing in our twenties where
we all got into working out. Do you remember that
fitness challenge we did and we were on the news.
Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
I remember just trying to be fit because I just
wanted the girl to like me, Oh whatever you.
Speaker 8 (01:02:54):
Whatever challenge you signed us up for. That's when I
got into it.
Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Like boot camps, didn't you.
Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
I would well led them.
Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Yeah, I would go do them and say, hey, listeners,
I'm going to be working out at this place, and
then like three listeners would come, and then seventeen listeners
would come, and then before you know what, there were
ninety listeners.
Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
And I was just leading a free class. But I
was like, gues, I'm not a trainer. I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
I don't really know, So okay, Somersault. It was cool though,
but it was a miss business opportunity.
Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
The community part of it was cool with us and
the listeners, but again I always felt bad because I
didn't really I was just taking who football drill from
high school and I was doing them out there.
Speaker 8 (01:03:29):
We trusted you and.
Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
You shouldn't know. That was my whole point.
Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
Missouri court rules that parents can be jailed if kids
missed too much school from Saint Louis Today, Amy thoughts.
Speaker 8 (01:03:39):
I mean, as parents, we are in charge. I tell
my parent my kids this as like, if you don't
go to school, I'll get in trouble.
Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
I always say that I wouldn't care. I mean I
don't have to tell like are you get in trouble?
Or am I getting in trouble?
Speaker 10 (01:03:53):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (01:03:53):
You are?
Speaker 8 (01:03:55):
Whoever? My son's like, I don't want to go to school.
I'm like, well, yeah, that's it's the law. You have
to go. If you don't go, I'll get in trouble.
Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
The Missouri Supreme Court has upheld a state law that
can send parents to jail if their child misses too
much school. The law had been challenged by two mothers
who were charged after their children each missed fifteen days
of school. They argued that the law, which requires the
children attend to school on a regular basis, was too vague.
The court ruled that parents received proper notice and knowingly
failed to cause their child to attend school.
Speaker 7 (01:04:20):
And then it's like, if the parents go to jail,
then who's taking care of the kids. Well, the parents
are in jail.
Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
The warden.
Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Oh yeah, kids, you'll be staying with the warden for
the next few days while your mom serves time.
Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
I get it.
Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
You need to prove that they were purposefully either keeping
their kids from school or having no care whatsoever about
them going to school. But if there are other issues,
obviously it's like an excused absence.
Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
You don't put them in jail.
Speaker 8 (01:04:48):
Yeah, there's probably like three categories negligence.
Speaker 7 (01:04:51):
Maybe Disney cruise or some things. I don't know, people
take their kids out of school to go on trips,
and then like a medical emergency. Maybe you just have
to have the evidence Negligenteen.
Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
People died, so he missed fifteen days.
Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
Here's the list a merely man about fifteen identical tickets
for the same lottery drawing and ended up winning fifteen
fifty thousand dollars prizes. Wow, So when totally won seventy
seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars, Oh my goodness, I
just don't understand that stragicy.
Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
First of all, I'll be jealous razy that he would
do that.
Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
Now it's dripped would man.
Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
It is a good job, that's not that's not really dress.
Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Dress that you can attain by setting your heart to
it and working hard.
Speaker 5 (01:05:38):
You're right, I mean, I'm just envious, guys. Okay, and
that's also a thing.
Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
But happy what did we call it? Positive jealousy? I
have healthy jealous That's what I have right now. I
don't think yours as healthy because you get angry.
Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
I'm pretty upset.
Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
So that's the news. Thank you guys. Bob the stories.
Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
I'm gonna go live on my Instagram as we put
Eddie in the pillory, so dumb. If you think back
to the sixteen hundred's and what you've seen of that
when they put people in the town.
Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Square and they hang their arms and their head through
that wooden contraption and they sit there, their head gets
chopped off too.
Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
First of all, two things. One that's called the guillotine.
Two I called it the guillotine like thirty times, and
listeners would not leave me alone about it. I don't
pronounce everything right. I'm sorry, I never will. And I
think I've just seen it more than i've heard it.
So it looks like guillotine. I'm sorry, the guillotine.
Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
So Eddie will now service time in the pillary. Why
am I doing this again?
Speaker 5 (01:06:37):
I don't remember but much. I'll tell you why. I'll
tell you why. Go ahead, Spanish word of the day. Repeat?
Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Ah, that's right, okay, ad only done eight and you
repeated a Spanish word.
Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
It's amazing. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Are you ready? A good word though, which means night?
Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
Do you tell me twice?
Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
And now remember that's my kind and you ready?
Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Eddie, come on over to the pillary, Mike daf you
can help us put this on him. You can watch
either on our Facebook page or my Instagram live. You
can see what the pillory looks like. We ordered this
from Germany, which apparently they have unlimited pillaries over there.
Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
If you shown the man this is gonna be embarrassing
with the whole town's here.
Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
In town square, all right, Mike has got the wood
Oh my head. Andy's wrists are going into the pillary.
Now his neck is in the pillory.
Speaker 5 (01:07:30):
The top wooden slat is going in.
Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
The one on the right's not in. Mite this up, hey,
as part of your punishment, buddy, Okay, it is now down.
Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
It's closing on his wrists and his neck. Hey, put
your neck through it.
Speaker 5 (01:07:52):
There you go, Maybe pay attention to your work.
Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
If I can get in it, I think you can
fit it. Now we're gonna buckle it.
Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
Yeah, he got it.
Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Yeah, yeah, this is not comfortable at all, dude, at all.
Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
You guys, shove it down a little bit more, Mike,
my next cramping okay, okay, well and that helps a
little bit. Well, yeah, it's not fun. I'm sorry, town,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (01:08:16):
There's two town.
Speaker 13 (01:08:18):
All right.
Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
Eddie is now in the pillory until we finished the
entire segment and we come back after commercials.
Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
You have to be in until then. There should be
patting on the neck here, do this hurts man. Let's
make it a long segment. It's not supposed to feel good.
Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
It'd be like someone getting arrested and be like, officer,
you can you percent feathers in these handcuffs because it
just cutting me a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Yeah, how do you feel?
Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
Not good?
Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Not good at all? Very awkward hang out over there, Hey,
come on, let's go. What's the bit.
Speaker 8 (01:08:43):
It's the segment this is called this.
Speaker 5 (01:08:47):
That's a really good idea. Amy.
Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
How is your day yesterday?
Speaker 8 (01:08:49):
A little tired? It was good? I mean I had
a good day.
Speaker 7 (01:08:52):
It was here, did a lot of work, went to
improv and then I went to pick up dinner and
I ordered shrimp la Maine. It's from this little pit noodles. Yeah,
it's like yeah, noodleble with shrimp or whatever. And this
teenage boy's working. He goes and get that if you
And I was like, so what what?
Speaker 11 (01:09:09):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
He said what he said?
Speaker 8 (01:09:11):
I don't get get that.
Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
If I was you, so you ordered it? And the
person there said, don't do don't get it.
Speaker 7 (01:09:17):
And it's like you walk up to the cash of
picture and he's a teenage kid and he's working and
he straight up says that, and I'm like, okay, look,
I'm not gonna ask questions.
Speaker 8 (01:09:24):
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 7 (01:09:26):
But I just said, okay, I'll have the chicken loaming,
and he's like, whyse choice? And then I made and
I got my dinner and everything was fine. So my
guess is something must have been up with the shrimp.
Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
I have trouble eating shrimp whenever we're landlocked.
Speaker 8 (01:09:45):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Who was the kid?
Speaker 8 (01:09:47):
Like?
Speaker 5 (01:09:47):
What did he do?
Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
Let's go for the pillary? Hold on?
Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
What was he working?
Speaker 8 (01:09:50):
There?
Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
Is he just sitting next to you?
Speaker 8 (01:09:52):
What do you want to get in the pillary after
you already in the pillary?
Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
Actually said, I'm sorry, my mind's a little somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Sorry, guy, I'm just stuck in a pillary.
Speaker 8 (01:10:02):
He was, he was taking my order.
Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 4 (01:10:04):
How do you feel, terrible, dude, it's hurting my wrists.
I would imagine this is what handcuffs like you said,
feels like it's not good. They would put people in
the town square for sometimes forty eight hours in that thing.
Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Oh no, no, no way, dude, My arms are numb.
Speaker 8 (01:10:18):
Well that's your don't you have that disease?
Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
But I mean it's not helping in the pillow, nothing
to do with pillary. You have a disease.
Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Well, it's making it worse because I didn't feel it
when I was sitting my desk.
Speaker 11 (01:10:27):
Can we go?
Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
What else are we talking about?
Speaker 5 (01:10:29):
Chilling with you?
Speaker 11 (01:10:30):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
This is not good?
Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
What advice do you want to get? Lunchbox needs to
one of the pillary. Next, dude, wear wristbands like you know,
like tennis players do.
Speaker 5 (01:10:38):
Oh yeah, are the sweatbands?
Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Sweatbands? I think we'll play a song for segments, so yeah, no,
I thought you should get in a good song.
Speaker 8 (01:10:44):
That's good, like, there's some long ones right free bird.
Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Here you go, everybody, it's a Pink Floyd song.
Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
Here's that Morgan Wallen thinking about me. We'll come back
Eddi's in the pillary. It's streaming live on my Instagram
and our Facebook. I'm going back on my Instagram. So
you guys can walk the lunchbox, get in the pillary,
mike if you want to lock him up.
Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
His sentencing is one segment. Nice, how's the gavel? That's
the gavel? You announced sentence to? One segment in the pillory.
Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
This is a wooden contraption that they use back in
the medieval days, and they would put your arms through
it and your head through it, and then you would
just sit in the town.
Speaker 8 (01:11:23):
Square to pull his hoodie through the hole.
Speaker 3 (01:11:25):
Yeah, your hoodie's so thick, man, I'm sorry. You take
all the clothes off and do a cavity check?
Speaker 8 (01:11:31):
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Everything like they do in prison?
Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
Me do shirtless?
Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
We're good, man.
Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
His wrists are going into the wooden pillary. Mike's now
getting proficient at pillory. The wooden slats are going in faster.
Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Get a lower lunch. Oh boy, he's coming down lunchbox.
Speaker 8 (01:11:52):
He can't do it, Yes, he can.
Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Your mouth, don't bite on it. That's a different.
Speaker 8 (01:12:02):
I really feel like his deformity is hindering him.
Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
There you go. That helps.
Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
That help.
Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
His deformity is not hurting him. It's not. He just
can't touch his shoulders. Oh no, I heard something click?
Is that your neck?
Speaker 8 (01:12:20):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
It's my tooth? But why are you Why is your
mouth involved in this? I'm trying, guys. Maybe I need
the hoodie off, guys, I think.
Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Yeah, the hoodie is making it so thick.
Speaker 5 (01:12:29):
Yeah, the hood is pushing I can't get my neck. Sorry, dude,
that's like putting a neck go up higher. Okay, we're trying.
Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
You decided to wear that on your execution day.
Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
He's trying to the blame, to get out of it,
trying to blame, trying to gain the system. All right, lunchboxes, Kevin,
There you go. Oh, that's a much better way to
put it. No, that's no risk. Go now, your fuck
cannot there you go. There you go, guys, I can't
move my wrists. Handy h arm works. He's like a
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prisoner who's like, I can't be like, I don't think.
Speaker 5 (01:13:06):
I told you guys, I can't move my arm that way.
Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Guys, I really do. Someone can take the pillory for you,
but they have to agree to it.
Speaker 6 (01:13:14):
I did.
Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
But can we tape it right there?
Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
Try to move his rist.
Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
They won't go anything. I think he's being difficult on purpose.
Move Does it move?
Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Doesn't amy? What are you laughing at.
Speaker 5 (01:13:29):
His wrist?
Speaker 8 (01:13:30):
Look at this?
Speaker 5 (01:13:31):
It won't move at all.
Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Tell you, guys, I'm telling you we need to get
a bigger pillory.
Speaker 5 (01:13:36):
Like I'm doing my best. Guys, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
There we go. Oh, oh, hey, face your palms towards us.
Speaker 5 (01:13:43):
I can't do my palm. Oh my god, my I
was gonna break. There we go.
Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
That's good.
Speaker 5 (01:13:48):
Might break well.
Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
If his arm is gonna break, guys, don't don't push
it more. That could be part of the punishment.
Speaker 5 (01:13:55):
Let's try to get try to.
Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
I think he likes Yeah, I don't know, man.
Speaker 6 (01:13:58):
I'm telling you you were pushing my Ridgard My arms
don't rotate.
Speaker 5 (01:14:03):
That's okay.
Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
Now spank me, Mike, spank, but please, I want to
see if that's it right there?
Speaker 5 (01:14:12):
Do you have a ballgag? But my neck is not
in it because my arms don't you know what?
Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Open your neck is in and open your mouth put
it but in your teeth. That's it. There you go,
that's it. By it just like that. Lock it. The
only way it works.
Speaker 5 (01:14:29):
He has to bite it.
Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
So honestly, this is better. You can't talk.
Speaker 5 (01:14:36):
A wooden gag.
Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Hey, lunch, you know what Abby? I told you told
me about you? What?
Speaker 7 (01:14:46):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (01:14:48):
No good?
Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Are you starting to feel guilty?
Speaker 10 (01:14:49):
Am?
Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
He's like the prisoner who falls in love with the
inmate and.
Speaker 5 (01:14:52):
Now they escape off together.
Speaker 6 (01:14:54):
Then I saw one this week or the inrate in
the guard She had called him four hundred and eighty
times on his cell phone in the jail. Really Yeah,
how she's cell phone before she'd call when she got home.
Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Were they having a relationship? Yeah, so it was a
female inmate.
Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
No, No, she was a female guard.
Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
Oh got it. Got us.
Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
The female guard was calling the inmate and he brought
she brought the inmate a phone.
Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
Yeah, he had a phone. They talked four and eighty
different times.
Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Wow about what, Eddie?
Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
It doesn't have a transcript to the phone calls, you idiot?
Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
Did they have text messages?
Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Though?
Speaker 5 (01:15:27):
I don't not even read those? Did the inmate? Because
I can't turn her wrists like the board he's biting.
Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
No one else is going to bite it? Everyone else?
Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
Can They clean prisons and cells after our prison releas?
No zero lunchboxes in the wooden pillary right now? Medieval
not really torture, but for you it is because it
doesn't quite fit you, guys.
Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
They should bring this back kid, I mean really like
a petty theft criminal put him out to do this
to him. If he stole back and going from Walart,
he'd never do it again.
Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
People watching on my Instagram libor asking what's happening so lunch?
It hurts so bad because I can't turn my arm,
can you lean forward a little bit. Let everybody see
what's going on.
Speaker 5 (01:16:09):
I'm leading for you.
Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Gonn hit the microphone, though, what do you want me
to do?
Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
So lunchbox is in a medieval pillary as punishment, and
he's biting it because it won't go all the way
down his arm because he has some sort of deformity
in his shoulder.
Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
Right, His dad has that, Grandpa had it. What did
he do to get in trouble? I forgot, yeah, a.
Speaker 6 (01:16:28):
Stupid game because Amy told me the answer was Charlotte's
Web and it was babe.
Speaker 5 (01:16:32):
But I had babe.
Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
But you didn't get that. Just for losing, you must
have it. That's something.
Speaker 6 (01:16:37):
No, it was I didn't get five out of seven.
I had to get the pillary, so it was part
of a No. I had to get six out. I
had to get all but one.
Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
Right, Mike, will you explained what happens here? I just did.
He said he could go ten for ten in a game,
and then he did it, so he got the pillar.
Speaker 5 (01:16:51):
So it was his idea.
Speaker 6 (01:16:53):
He cast me because he was an idiot, and so
Charlotte's Web and I said, babe with me.
Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
No, Bobby said I had to go with you.
Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
But look at you guys. Who's the idiot now? Yeah,
like you're the one in the pillary.
Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
You were just in this hue idiot.
Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
But anymore, Well it hurts, really my left or hurts more?
Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
Right, Well we can it's his sentence, a spencer. Just
get this thing off, go and take him, take him
out of it. Oh, it's real fameful. Man, that's a
lot worse for him.
Speaker 11 (01:17:17):
Bun.
Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
Oh gosh, oh oh man, all right, dude.
Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
Yeah, I lost arm hurts, man, that hurts.
Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
So if you were a criminal in the medieval days.
Speaker 6 (01:17:30):
Oh my gosh, i'd never survived. I mean that was
like twenty minutes, and I mean twenty it was four
oh and they were in it for forty eight hours,
no ways period, sometimes a week. They would feed him
in that Oh what if I I mean huh.
Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
He couldn't eat because it was in his mouth.
Speaker 5 (01:17:45):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
That's a great point. May see starved to death.
Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
Oh man, But they would have let me out because
I was hereditary, like.
Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
Hurt handicap, lunchbox, you're is your arm numb?
Speaker 5 (01:17:58):
Not numb? But it hurts like there's pain. It's more pain,
and especially the left I mean, it just don't. It
doesn't rotate.
Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
Maybe we should just do this a lot to him
so he can get movement in his arm. I definitely
break it out.
Speaker 8 (01:18:11):
I don't think it moves any Was it moving?
Speaker 7 (01:18:14):
No, that's the craziest thing I've ever I've never felt
how he can't do it. And it's like, literally, it's
like you're trying to like push a steel thing that
you can't has no movement.
Speaker 6 (01:18:26):
You're faking it, and then when you push it, you're like,
oh no, you're not faking it, Like it doesn't move right.
Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
Somebody named Randy schulzaid I thought LB was fat, Well
you thought wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
Dude, they're watching here.
Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
Everybody's always surprised that that he's not a big guy
because his voice is so big. And I'm also surprised
people just sing him for the first time.
Speaker 6 (01:18:42):
Someone gave me on Twitter yesterday and was like, dude,
you're not three hundred and thirty pounds.
Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
This is mind blowing, And I'm like, where have you been?
Speaker 5 (01:18:48):
We have a website called bobbybones dot com that I
think gets millions of hits. You're welcome, We're morgan getting
your bone.
Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
I even say social media more than a website.
Speaker 8 (01:18:56):
At this point, website was probably rady on lunchbosh.
Speaker 5 (01:18:59):
Find me on all this.
Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
So okay, there you go, thank you, lunchbox SERVI dece sentence.
Eddie served a sentence. Thank you guys, the pillary. Good
job you've all you all can go live a life now,
reform life.
Speaker 5 (01:19:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
I think you've all been reformed. There he goes back
to a seat. Do we get any money just for
like time loss only if you went into prison unfairly.
Oh and so we went fairly, you went fairly, yes,
all right, thank you, Bobby Bone show.
Speaker 6 (01:19:25):
Sorry.
Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
Today this story comes us from hot Atlanta, Georgia.
Speaker 6 (01:19:30):
A thirty four year old man walked into Target, saw
a sixty five inch TV. He's like, man, I need
that from my house, grabbed one, ran out, No one
stopped him.
Speaker 5 (01:19:40):
He's like, wow, that was easy. Twenty minutes later, goes
back in.
Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
Oh greedy, Well he's already greedy, get me wrong, grabs.
Speaker 6 (01:19:48):
Another sixty five inch and police were waiting for him
at the door, waiting for him.
Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
Like they thought, this guy is such a knucklehead. We
think he's gonna come back, or they called us. At
some shoplifted and the police were just there.
Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
Ding ding ding.
Speaker 5 (01:20:03):
They just happened to be showing up as he was
getting the second one.
Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
Oh, what a dumb down.
Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
Go to a different target, right, or don't steal about that,
or just take your one and be like, wow, I
got really fortunate.
Speaker 5 (01:20:14):
Okay, I'm lunchbox at your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
All right, Morgan, what's up, so Amy?
Speaker 8 (01:20:22):
I think you might have spoiled suits.
Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Oh I heard this from a bunch of listeners.
Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
What are you talking about a show not knowing you
were spoiling it or spoiled a major part of the show.
Speaker 8 (01:20:32):
I didn't do.
Speaker 10 (01:20:35):
No, because so you said something that happened, Like you
talked about things that happened in the pilot episode, which
was fine, But then you said something happens.
Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
In like season four or five a big part of
the show.
Speaker 5 (01:20:46):
Yeah, like a massive part.
Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Let's see No, don't say it again.
Speaker 8 (01:20:50):
I get it now.
Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (01:20:52):
I thought that that came out.
Speaker 10 (01:20:53):
So what's the question go, Well, I just didn't know
if we had like punishment for spoiling show.
Speaker 8 (01:21:00):
I'm sure we do, but I thought that happened in.
Speaker 5 (01:21:03):
But I thought it's not I thought you could rob
a bank, right, you can't.
Speaker 8 (01:21:07):
I thought, negligence, what year did season that show come out?
Speaker 5 (01:21:11):
But it's still a streaming show, and we just said,
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (01:21:15):
Sometimes we know.
Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
This is what we said, though, it's like the biggest
streaming show now period and people are watching it now
for the first time.
Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
That's why it was a story.
Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
And then Amy's like, well, guess what everybody's starting, here's
what happened to season five?
Speaker 8 (01:21:26):
That that was a given like anywhere if you pay
attention on I.
Speaker 5 (01:21:29):
Don't even think about why. I don't either. I don't know,
and I was going to start it, but I was like,
why should I now already know?
Speaker 7 (01:21:34):
There's so many now because obviously after that part comes out,
there's still a show that's happening.
Speaker 5 (01:21:39):
That's good. I mean, Amy, the show only ended four
years ago, so it's not like.
Speaker 8 (01:21:43):
When was this season.
Speaker 5 (01:21:45):
I don't know. I don't even show just ended four
years ago. So even in your question, here's what we do.
Speaker 8 (01:21:49):
Four years, here's what we four years, here's what we do.
Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
You tell me what you think your punishment should be.
Speaker 8 (01:21:56):
I just won't talk about shows.
Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
Hold on you, I'll come to you tomorrow. You tell
me what you think your punishment should be. This is
what the NCAA does. The football programs. Oh man, they're like,
you have there's a violation. You tell me what your
punishment should be. So you tell me that If I
don't like it, it's going to be worse. But if
I do, I accept it. So they do that in college, Well,
so they'll go teams will self impose. Well, they'll go,
(01:22:19):
we did this, We're pulling these scholarships. We're doing this,
We're doing that. And then is that good enough?
Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
I got it?
Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
No, I don't wonder right now.
Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Want tomorrow you think about it.
Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
I need you to go home, sit in a corner,
put your nose in the corner. Well, this is something
that's happened a bunch of times over the years.
Speaker 8 (01:22:33):
I mean, in a minute, I learn.
Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
She runs Avengers. Immediately I want to watch Avenger. She goes,
guess what, And I was like, yeah, oh my god,
you just spoiled the.
Speaker 8 (01:22:45):
Home and Eddie's deflecting.
Speaker 5 (01:22:48):
We're done for now. We can address this.
Speaker 8 (01:22:50):
I'll sit out half a show.
Speaker 5 (01:22:51):
No, that's a vacation.
Speaker 8 (01:22:52):
That's what some athletes do.
Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
They get, but they get then they don't get stats.
You still get paid the same amount. We take part
of your check to pay. Tell us tomorrow what you want, Morgan,
thank you, thanks for bringing that up.
Speaker 8 (01:23:04):
Thanks. Sorry, it's okay, but.
Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
A lot of people did reach out. Listeners really mad
at that, really mad. Yeah, well you can't.
Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
Yeah, people get real mad when you spoil stuff because
they've invested hours and hours into something.
Speaker 5 (01:23:14):
All right, thank you, see tomorrow, Bye, buddy, Let's go
Bobby
Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
Bones Bobby Bones Show.
Mommitt Lisa, Welcome to Thursday Show.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
More in the studio, all right around the room.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
His Spanish word of the day is not always correct,
and his cowboys letting him down every year is something
you can expect.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Here is produce ready? All right? All right, I got
some great news.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Okay, I don't really don't know what this means, so
maybe you'll help me, but I know it's good. I
got my credit check the other day and it came
back in an eight forty out.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Of eight point fifty. So but it has always been good, right, No, So.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
I've come on and told you guys that I went
into like hardcore debt, forty thousand dollars in debt.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It took me years to get out of it.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I finally got out of it, and I guess my
wife's been slowly like building our credit, just like trying
to just take all our credit cards out and you know,
pay off the one that we do have and all
that stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
So I guess it's really good.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
She said, this is huge, like we need to.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Celebrate, and I'm like, I don't really know what that means.
You can take out a big loan, that's what the
guy said. The guy that checked our credit said, you
can pretty much get whatever you want with eight for it.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
We don't think that, and I said, like a boat, No, no, no,
you boys did to get a boat.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh no, congratulations that he's a really, really heavily in
debt and.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It's awesome that you're back. That's pretty awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
So you go up to eight fifty. I don't know
that's the highest. Eight to fifty was the highest, they said.
I think, so yeah, I don't know the answer to that.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You're googling.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
I don't want to google that because I'm like, dang.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
So how do I get ten more? I want to
get ten more points.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I don't know any thinking about how to do credit
to me either, dude. That's what I was like.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I don't know if I should be happy about congratulations,
but thank you. His ultimate has reached its last leg
of life and now he needs a new car for
he and his wife lunch bike.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Oh boy, I don't know why our listeners think they're
so funny.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
I got a stupid Venmo request from some guy named
Jacob Rourke and he wanted it one hundred dollars for
me being annoying on the show.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Oh can I catch that in let me send it
to Japam I should. I'm like, well, I'm gonna to
one thousand.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
Men he sent a Venmo request annoying on the show,
one hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Like get a live dude, Like.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
That's the kind of crap you would do. So why
are you upset at that? Like I'm really gonna send
this dude a hundred bucks?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Give me his name, I'll sen h a hundred bucks.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
No, I ain't give it.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
No, no, I'll reward him for that joke.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
I mean he said, like he said he spent time
in his day to actually go send me a Venmo
Like would you not do that?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Though?
Speaker 6 (02:25):
I mean, I wouldn't say it for the annoying. I'd
be like, oh, you know, one hundred dollars for me, you're.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Hot, Like you know what I mean, if joke of
ork whatever it says you're hot, you get a hundred bucks.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
No, okay, but you know what I mean, Like you
see a bikini model and you invoice her for like, oh,
you know, time wasted at work looking.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
At your picks, one hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You've done that.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I could get so creepy. That's where his money goes?
Right now, Okay, moving on. She recently taught us all
the lesson when she said a pony is not a
baby horse, and Lunchbox like to give her a hard
time about her recent divorce.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Here's Amy, everybody, Well.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
You do it doesn't bring me pleasure?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Go ahead.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
So Stevenson's birthday was recently, and out of all of
his gifts, I feel like the one thing he is
treasuring the most is this new bottle of Cologe that
he got.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
Oh yeah, it's so funny because I mean, you did
just turn thirteen.
Speaker 7 (03:13):
He's always liked colone, he's always liked girls, but I
feel like now this is next level. Like he talks
about how I don't know I spray it before school.
He's like, should I keep it in my backpack in
case I need to spray myself later.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Always, you have to go to the stage of wearing
too much Colone before you ever get it just right.
You get cologne, you never wear a cologne. Then you
have Colonne, and you wear way too much Colonne, and
eventually someone has to have the awkward conversation off that's
too much. Then you're embarrassing and you do no Colone again.
Then finally you find your happy spot.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
It honestly smells good, Like I feel like I want
to borrow it too.
Speaker 8 (03:45):
He smells great, So yeah, keep it up.
Speaker 7 (03:47):
But I feel like these teenageers, they're gonna be trouble.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
A goat him growing up.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
It's aw in front of our eyes from Mountain Pine, Arkansas.
He has a huge comedy act and it's coming to TV.
That's a fact. Bobby boneas like it. I would like
to tell you guys, my wife had ordered this date.
It's a date book.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I don't know the name of it.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
It's not an AD, but you open it up and
it has all these scratch offs in it and you
scratch it off and.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Then you go do that date you commit to whatever
this is, we're gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
It's nothing super expensive, but so we open it and
cause always looking for stuff to do on like a
Sunday afternoon.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
So we open it up. Random opened a page.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
It's a full scratch off like a lottery ticket, and
so I said, just drop your finger. Whichever one it
lands on, that's the one will do. So she drops it,
boom and the day comes up, and it's like you
have to have a picnic, and so list out six
things where the food could be. Then list out six
places that you could have the picnic. And I'm like great,
(04:47):
So I make a lab the list here because we
did the whole thing. So I did cheese and crackers
and meats. This one all desserts. I hope her for
that one is too. Oh has three order Fahidas and
then take them with us. The number four order True Food,
which is a restaurant, and take them with us. Number
five grill it in the backyard and eat at the
picnic table. Number six roll again. So that was all
(05:08):
the options. Where backyard to some random field. We drive
and find three the park that we've gone to before
to have a picnic. Four eat in bed, five in
a family room watching a movie.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Six roll again. So that was the deal. So we rolled.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
We're like, all right, we're gonna go have picnic. We
committed to it. And it lands on number five. Grill
in backyard. Then we roll again, so we're gonna take
it somewhere. It lands on one backyard.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
So we grilled, and then eight where we do once
or twice a week. Yes, and it's a great normal
dinner date.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
So we did the book and we did exactly what
it said and did everything, but it just took us
back home.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
That's really well, maybe that's where you're supposed to be.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, I liked it. It also started raining. But I'll
get the name of the book. But it's fun. That
sounds cool. It is cool, but it's just hilarious. We
ended doing what we did anyway.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Hey, be careful with picking a random field for a
picnic though, day.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Don't do that. You don't know who's property there.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Hey, if we'd have drawn it, man, we had to
do it.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Time to open up the mail bag. You friend the
name mail and we read it on the air.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
It's something we call Bobby's mailbag.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I need to know how messed up is this?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
After my divorce, I finally started dating again and met
the woman that I've been seeing now for three months.
We've been getting along great, but she's hesitated introducing me
to her teenage son. It seems that her fourteen year
old boy can't sleep right unless he's sleeping in the
bed with her. That's why I can't stay over at
her place and why she hasn't introduced me to him.
(06:43):
I can't say that I'm ready to get married again,
but it's hard to see anything long term happening when
a teenage boy gets sleeping privileges with my lady over me.
This is a common thing. I never heard of it.
Can anyone tell me what's going on here and what
it means? Signed feels like the third will. First of all,
you've only date in a few months. You do not
need to create a wedge between.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
Her son, pump the breaks and her.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I'm not saying it's weird or not weird. I'm just saying,
right now, it's too early to be going what your son.
You don't want any sort of conflict about her kid.
You haven't been together two years, you don't live together. CTFO, buddy, chill, and.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
The kid's not sleeping with her his girl like that's
that's his mom.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Well right, yeah, get true.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I think it is a little odd that the kid's fourteen,
But I don't know what's up with the kid.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I don't know if the kid has any I don't know.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Fourteen is the chronological age, Like, you don't know really
how old this kid is or what he's had going
on in his life. Processing the divorce of his parents.
Maybe he's very close to his mom, he has other things.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Oh, something that's kind of weird though too. You're saying, there,
what even to be fourteen and be like processing a divorce?
Well no, I mean, I'm just saying, if you have
special needs, but we're assigning a lot of things with
this kid.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Let's just say average fourteen year old.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
It's weird, sure, but it's not his job to hop
in and split the mom and the sun. So the
third will shut him out. If you like her, maybe
a lover, and it's something you can talk about later,
but right now, it's not an issue that you have
the right to be involved in. Yeah, it sucks heavy
(08:19):
over the house. Maybe there's a lie though, maybe there's
Maybe it's not a fourteen year old. Maybe it's some
other guy name.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
That's exactly what I was gonna say. She has another
cuddle buddy at night and it ain't her son.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Definitely, probably not that it could be, but I think
it's probably a fourteen year old son. It's a little weird,
but we don't know the reasoning. And also you don't
have the right you're three months in.
Speaker 8 (08:39):
Yeah, well I don't think it's weird.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Fourteen year old son, fourteen year old mom.
Speaker 8 (08:44):
I don't think it's weird.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Just in case anybody else is listening that s lives
with their mom, that's fourteen.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I didn't say it was wrong, but I she'll probably
stop doing it.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
No, I don't think it's I don't think it's weird
because we don't know the circumstances.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
I don't, but I said.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
If it's just average, average fourteen year old, I do
think it's weird, not wrong, but weird.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
Okay, average, Okay. I don't want to say what my
son has to do or not.
Speaker 8 (09:07):
He's thirteen.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Great, he's now fourteen, though he dismissed. I think the
third will what we do agree on is not your business.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Yeah, not yet.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Anyway. That's the mail bag.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Close it up.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
We got your game mail and we read it on
your Now it's find the clothes Bobby's failed bag.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Scuba.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Steve is in studio. Let's do it.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
It's time for Steve.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
What's on your mind? Scuba?
Speaker 9 (09:35):
So, Kenny Chesney lost his dog in December and he
got it cremated. I've had my dog for five years
sitting in a box. Oh oh not a lot of
not alive.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
No, no, no.
Speaker 9 (09:46):
He passed in twenty eighteen, and I've had him in
a box of ashes, just sitting there in the fire mantle,
and I was thinking, like, look, is this bad for him?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I guess his soul I live. I guess saulas in
the ashes.
Speaker 9 (09:59):
That That's what I'm wondering. So I love this dog
so much. He meant a lot to me, and I'm wondering.
I always hear stories of people like releasing the ashes,
going places and putting it somewhere, and I just had
it trapped in this and I brought the box with me.
By the way, Oh why did you do that? Ziggy
is here in this box right here? Tell me about
Ziggy so ZIGGI was a black pug. He died a
week before my son was born. And so I had
this weird theory that part of Ziggy is and my son. Okay,
(10:22):
And so I don't hate it.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I get that.
Speaker 9 (10:24):
So I'm wondering, like, am I keeping him trapped in here?
Should I take him somewhere? Do you guys have ideas
suggestions of what I should do with this? So it's
weird he brought it here.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I'm putting on my lap. By the way, he's tore
it out by a box of ashes.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
It's just weird.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
He brought it in here and was like, oh, by
the way, he opens his coat up. I got this.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
But there is a lock on it, so that's okay. Yes,
I can unlock it if you like. I'll tell you
my story. My dog before Stanley and Eller, his name
is Dusty, had him for thirteen years and after he
died again. He was very important to me. He was
a dog ihad there of my whole young adult life.
I took him and put his ashes in all the
different backyards. I didn't even live in the houses anymore. Okay, cool,
(11:02):
all right, Yeah, so I just want to sneak into
the yard and spread his ashes out. But that was
for me, Okay, it wasn't for him. I didn't think
he's trapped in the ash bag. Okay, I don't think so.
If you're worried about him being trapped in that box,
we'll didn't take the lock off, buddy, Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
See what happened. Yes, but my belief is that is
just remains. Okay.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I don't think there's any soul locked in that box.
I think ZIGGI was lucky to have you as an owner.
And if it makes you feel better to do something
with Ziggie that makes you feel good, then you should
go for it. If not, keep it close to you
because that also could mean something to you. Okay, so
those ashes, Amy.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
Yeah, So Josie is my only pet I've ever cremated,
and she spent most of her life with us or she.
I really bonded with her when I lived in North
Carolina and Ben was in the Air Force and he
was gone a lot.
Speaker 8 (11:46):
So in that home she protected me.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
So after she died here in Nashville, we cremated her,
flew to North Carolina with the ashes and spread them
at the house we lived in there.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Did you do that just to do that or were
you going to North Carolina anyway?
Speaker 7 (11:58):
Oh, we planned a weekend and we went and we
did I mean, we visited friends, but that was the
specific reason why we went that weekend, and that was
really special.
Speaker 8 (12:06):
That made sense.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
Uh, you know, we still owned the home at the
time that there was renters, and we went around midnight
and we were like, definitely, I mean everything was fine there,
but I mean I think just something special. I don't
think there's a I agree with Bobby, there's not a
soul truck in there. I mean, like, my dad was
cremated and he's we buried. We didn't spread his ashes.
They're in a container that we a box that we buried,
(12:30):
and so now I'm like, well.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Shoot, it's double trapped, right.
Speaker 8 (12:33):
I'm like, wait, we should have spread him somewhere organic.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Material, right, because I think he's no your son exactly.
Speaker 9 (12:41):
Yes, That's why I've kind of coped with it at
that time period, Eddie.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
I kind of liked the idea of unlocking it and
just see what happens. One day you wake up, maybe
the box is open and Ziggy's gone, Yeah, but then
his son's got zig Geller his face because he grabs.
Speaker 10 (12:55):
And they'll y'all, y'all know how scoom was this.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
This makes you think of roll me oup and smoke
me when I die.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
So I smoked Ziggy's what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I think it's too late for that, okay, five years ago,
that that's he's already ash.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
That's bad stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
So if you want to put him somewhere, I think
you should, but it's for you, it's not he's okay, okay, and.
Speaker 9 (13:18):
I did keep some of his hair as well as
is in here. Can you, like, can you like clone
a dog or something with the hair to interesting? Because
I love them so I love them more than I
think I loved anything else in the world. Yes, and no, Okay,
you can clone a dog.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Okay, I don't know if you can just clone from
hair if there's enough DNA in the hair.
Speaker 9 (13:35):
I kept it for that reason, hoping I could maybe though, Okay,
how much how much it cost cloned dogs?
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Eive?
Speaker 6 (13:41):
But Scooby, you can take those ashes, I believe, and
there's a company that will turn it into diamonds.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I can put, like, make earrings out of it, make
it exactly r take Ziggie everywhere with you. That's pretty.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
It's gonna cost you a lot more money dead than alive.
And if you want to clone them fifty thousand dollars wow, Okay, one.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
Day I will though maybe you could get an endorsement.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
No, just get another dog that needs love instead of
cloning the dog is dead.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Okay, all right, I'll do that.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Don't waste the money on you sounds, I know, because
it won't be ziggy, but but it'll be a dog.
That looks like Ziggy's still not Ziggy.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
His sole personality will be different. I get that, Okay,
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (14:18):
I feel like you can get it pretty close.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Pretty close, but it's not Ziggy.
Speaker 8 (14:21):
I see some rotten miler sometimes and I'm like Josie.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Like her.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
But you also see a bird and you're like mom, Yeah, yeah,
it's good. But thanks for sharing.
Speaker 11 (14:33):
Man.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Definitely good luck with that Ziggy.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Yeah, zigg here he is, guys, take a look at him.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Good dude. Wow, you must have been a lot to
your owner.
Speaker 8 (14:40):
He did.
Speaker 11 (14:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Did you know your wife?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
He did?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yes, Yeah, he knew her, and he lived all over
the world with me except for here.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Why don't Okay, last thing I'm gonna say, Why don't
you take a very tiny bed and eat it?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
And so it happens and Ziggy will always be with you.
I just said smoking, not smoking, eat it you would.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
Smoking.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
It's some of it right now, and it's a song.
It's part of your body. Okay. I don't want I
don't want you to open it here. Okay, don't open
it in hair?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Why not? Because I don't want the ashes at the carpet.
Look at this, we barely get this place clean once
a want true.
Speaker 7 (15:11):
Wait, question about the hair, though, did you when you
knew before he was about to get cooled, did you
cut it with scissors or did you collect hair around
your house?
Speaker 9 (15:20):
So I knew he was passing in like within a
twenty four hour period, so we took him into like
a whole like last Hurrah type day, And so I
knew he was passing, so I combed his hair. It's
a pug, So I pulled that hair and I held
on to it, put in a baggy, and then once
look out the ashes.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I put the ashes with the hair.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
And that makes me sound like a dog dying. I
don't care if it's a movie, they'd kill a whole
whole town, whole city, whole country. But if one dog
goes down, I'm like, no, I Scuba Steve, Thank you buddy.
That is Scuba Steve right there.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
It's time for the good news produce already.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Normally you would find nineteen year old Darnell Wells cutting
hair at the shop in the neighborhood that he works in.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
It's got a little corner chair. He cuts hair there,
hustle on at nineteen nineteen.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Then he decides, you know what, let me do something bigger.
He decided to get free haircuts for the homeless. There's
a park down the street. He put signs all over
the neighborhood, come for a free haircut, And then he
called his buddy, Zach, Zach, you make good hamburgers.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Come over and bring your grill, make hamburgers. So they've
grilled hamburgers and cut free hair. They did thirty hamburgers
and twelve free haircuts. That's pretty cool. It's Alsoways nineteen
already cutting hair. It's pretty muchy cool because he knows
what he wants to do. I like somebody who like
figures it out and goes for it. Lunchbox. If you
were to see a free haircut and free burgers at
the park for homeless people, you would.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
Get a haircutting and a burger. Say you're homeless because
it's free.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Would you say you're homeless though, or would you just
be like, hey, you don't discriminate just because I'm not homeless.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
I would just walk up.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
But if they ask me, yeah, I'm homeless, if you
would say that, yeah, But if they don't ask, don't ask,
don't tell.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
But he kind of looks homeless, so it would work.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Yeah, sometimes he cleans up pretty good. Sometimes, Yeah when
I got a bit, I cleaned up in my heart.
Or times a year, he really dresses up. But you'd
really do that one percent?
Speaker 5 (17:03):
It's free? Why would you not?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
But it's free with a purpose to help a certain
group of people.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Yeah, so what's one extra hair cook going to cost them? Nothing?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
But what if a lot of people said that.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
They're already there doing it, so you might as well.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
The burgers aren't free burgers that have to pay for.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
That, No, but they're giving them away, so they probably
already cooked.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
They didn't just cook thirty They probably had thirty one cooked.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Thirty one one just gonna go to waste. I love
the story. I think it's great. Thank you. That is
what it's all about.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
That was telling me something good. We had some listeners
in the studio yesterday. They hung out with us, and
then a lot of you guys went to lunch with
them afterward. I'm sorry I couldn't go. I had a
Bobby cast so I couldn't go. But sounded fun. Got
a lot of stories back, mostly one story over and
over again.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Yeah, it was a blast man that was a good time.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
All the stories were about you. Yeah, So first of all,
how was it amy in general? What you guys do?
Walk me through what happened in general?
Speaker 8 (17:53):
It was good. We walked down, we got ate lunch.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
We sat there in a room as it was a
big table, very loud. Lunchbox from the futures loud, has
lots of stories and that was the best part. Like
every story he told it was just more affirmation that
it's Lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
So my theory yesterday was because this older gentleman was
in here, probably sixty sixty or so. Yeah, I said,
I think that's Lunchbox from the future who's played a
prank on us and it's come back to visit us.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
And so we started walking through the ways they're alike.
What other ways are they like?
Speaker 8 (18:24):
Well, so he was a mailman.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
He's retired and he's like one of the few that
delivered mail on a bicycle.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Oh he rides every day Lunchbox.
Speaker 8 (18:37):
Yeah, yeah, he had a bike rout.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Well he was so loud like Lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
Yeah, they were both loud, and they were both using
their hands and they were just every day.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
They were sitting right there.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
You got us good.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
You don't know about it, Yeah, lunchbox, because that's's you
in the future. But you got us good when you
get old, just know that we know you got us good.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
So from all the contests he plays, which I'm sure
you know everything is legit and whatnot. But he he
you know, alluded to that he's created with his taxes.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Well, and it's also like Lunchbox to play a lot
of contests. He's older, innsweepstakes all.
Speaker 8 (19:07):
Day, does his own taxes.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah, well, so that's fun. I also heard some things
about Lunchbox in the present. So Morgan, what happened yesterday?
Speaker 10 (19:17):
Well, this is what he's been doing recently, whenever it's
on the company dime. He seems to think that he
can eat and order whatever he wants, and so he
ordered three entrees, not for everybody else or himself.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Okay, I have no problem with ordering whatever you want,
meaning you can exact any entre you want, eat it.
Speaker 8 (19:34):
We all ordered one.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
I'm looking at a picture of him with three huge
plates in front of him. There's like a full pizza
type thing. There's some sort of meat on.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
That's what it is.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
It was a bullet tomato, soup, shrimp and grits and
a flatbread okay, something flatbread?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Did you order all that because A, you are extremely
hungry and thought you could knock it all down and
you needed it, or be because since it was free?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (20:00):
I was hungry and it was free? What order free?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Hungry? And what did you do with the food when
it was done? Put in my stomach?
Speaker 8 (20:08):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (20:08):
You ate all of it all three single bite. They
wanted to.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Bite left a piece of the flat bread.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Oh you did ask for a piece of flat bread,
but I always.
Speaker 8 (20:17):
Reluctant to give it to me. And I'm like, do
you see all that food?
Speaker 11 (20:20):
Well?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Did you feel he was abusing the system?
Speaker 8 (20:23):
I don't feel that he was.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
He was, like you mentioned, uncomfortable eating all of it.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Just know he was there, no problem.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
No, he was literally ordering him all like wow, lunch box,
and he's like, what I'm not paying?
Speaker 5 (20:33):
I did say it's free, so why wouldn't I not free?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
The company's paying free, but.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
They were buying us lunch that day, so yes, I'm
gonna take advantage. And then I was really annoyed at
the end. Oh yeah, the person running it in the
company is like all right, you know, let's take pictures.
I was like, uh, you didn't even give us the
option for dessert, Like where's the dessert menu?
Speaker 8 (20:51):
He'd already paid the bill.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Yeah, they didn't like we.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
Had these listeners right now, But we had these listeners
with us, And I'm like, can we not buy them dessert?
Speaker 3 (20:59):
But you want didn't care about them, so I don't
act like it's about them. They wanted to dessert to
don't Scooba wanted to dessert. It was just like, but
it's not about them, it's about you. Yeah, but it
gave it. They gave us no option to have dessert.
I was like, this was just saying, No, it's you
that's upset. You weren't upset for the listeners, but I
was upset at them for not getting us dessert. Getting nice,
getting me there you go.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
I mean I assumed other people wanted to dessert, like
we're there, it's a big, nice, fancy meal, let's have
some dessert.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Nope, they just paid the bill without even asking if
we wanted it.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Scoop Ball, were your thoughts on the lunch yesterday?
Speaker 9 (21:31):
I mean, I hate to side with Lunchbox, but man,
I'm with him on it. I also order an old
fashion I ordered two things myself. The company doesn't take
us out very often or do nice things, so I
take advantage of it as Yeah, and I was okay
with it.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
I'm like, and I coin looked at everyone else like
why are you only ordering one thing?
Speaker 5 (21:47):
And no one wanted drinks? Like this is this is
your chance to do it, Let's do it.
Speaker 8 (21:50):
It was noon and we still had work to do.
But yeah, so what I did too, And I guess
it doesn't It may not affect you the same way.
Like if I were to have a drink at noon
on a workday, I get tired.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
So Amy and Morgan take lunchboxes a little bit out
of line?
Speaker 10 (22:07):
Well, I mean he this is what I would like
to also say. He's done this multiple times now, so
this isn't it's his thing. This is what he does
anytime he eats out and the company is paying for
it is three meals, no matter what.
Speaker 8 (22:18):
I guess the words obnoxious, Why don't you.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Just take some home?
Speaker 5 (22:21):
I don't understand what is obnoxious about it?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Do you do that when you're at home with your family?
Do I eat a lot when you're with your family
do you ever go out and order three meals?
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Sometimes two?
Speaker 6 (22:32):
Like when I was in Boston other you know, a
couple weekends ago, I went to eat with some people
and I got a pizza and apasta ate both.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Of them crushed them. Oh, kind's okay, you're paying for it.
Speaker 8 (22:43):
It's not bad.
Speaker 7 (22:43):
Look if he wants to do it, fine, he could
just like casually order it that he the I guess
and Lunchbucks, you know, I would order.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
They don't even have appetisers on the menu. I would
ordered apps for the whole table.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
But they didn't have apps you would have.
Speaker 7 (22:54):
It's just that he makes a deal of it, and
he announces that like, well, I'm not paying all this
is free or what you want?
Speaker 6 (23:00):
Yeah, Morgan goes. Morgan literally goes, you're ordering three things.
I said, I'm not paying, Like, what's the boy?
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Why would you not? Got just I don't understand your guys?
Is reason out in the world.
Speaker 10 (23:10):
When we were in Texas, we went to eat at
a taco place and he ordered three different things for tacos.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
But not only that.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
After he goes, I need to go get an osti
ebul that I can bring back home after eating three
he had another one that he could only take.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
To go order.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
Yes, we went a way to do that. What he's
trying to hit the max for? Damn? Is that what
he does?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Oh my gosh, guys.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Why would you not when you're giving.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
You're not supposed to just spend because you can spend.
Speaker 8 (23:36):
Do you like buy things for your house and like just.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
Have it, like buy some crackers whatever, yet like stuff
that can travel easy put in your suitcase.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
It was good those listeners like want to contests and
they came up and hung out and everything was good.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
That was great.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Yeah, it was so fun. How do you feel about you?
Speaker 6 (23:51):
I feel great about me, old you. I thought he
was great too, and he was like And his sister, Margaret,
she was like, I feel you on that. When I said, yeah,
it's free, should give me your sister my sister. Yeah,
she was like, yeah, you might as well order more.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Nobody on Trouble Company and say anything. We're all good
and is anything to me? But Scooba got drunk nor
no product.
Speaker 7 (24:11):
Also, the other thing that is Lunchbox from the future
said that he would do at work was he had
calculated his built in screw off time working and I
was like, oh, my gosh, that's Suncocks.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Oh, there's no doubt that was him. Oh, here we
go him in the future. I can tell by his
eyes sitting in there. So the question is are you
smarter than eighty percent of the population. I'm gonna give
you the world's shortest IQ test. If you get all three,
you're smarter than eighty percent. If you get two, you're
smarter than sixty percent. If you only get one, you're
smarter than forty percent, which is less than average. If
(24:47):
you get none, well you're done. I don't know, so
I already took the test, so I will not take
it again.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Here.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Now, we'll give you forty five seconds with each question.
Here is question number one, but it will not start
until I say time starts.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Okay, thank you. Here are the three questions. It's number one.
Speaker 11 (25:01):
A bat and a bowl tossed a dollar and ten
cents in total. The bat costs one dollar more than
the bull. How much does the bull cost?
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Do you want to hear it again?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (25:12):
Because I was getting a pin.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Why would you already not focus? No, I was looking
for a pin and I know, but the question was happening,
and you were like dude, I know to shoot.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Here are the three questions.
Speaker 11 (25:24):
Number one, A bat and a bowl tossed a dollar
and ten cents in total. The bat costs one dollar
more than the bull? How much does the bull cost?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah? Forty five seconds starting now, lunchbox is already in.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
I was in before I em we got a pin m.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
It is the world's shortest IQ test. There are three
questions here. There's no way I can hear it one
more time, right, it's part of the time, but sure I.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
Know how to answer this. Hold on.
Speaker 11 (25:55):
Here are the three questions. Number one, A bat and
a bowl tossed a dollar and ten cents. It's in total.
The bat costs one dollar more than the bull? How
much does the bull cost?
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Why did you just get now? We were playing the question?
Speaker 8 (26:08):
I know it just distracts me. But it's fine.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Because I know you can take your headphones out. Good
point or two? The point just here? That's question. Think
I got it. It's a dollar five seconds more.
Speaker 8 (26:22):
God, this isn't right, but gosh.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Time dollar more?
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Okay, the question one more time?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Please?
Speaker 11 (26:31):
Here are the three questions. Number one, A bat and
a bowl cost a dollar and ten cents in total.
The bat costs one dollar more than the bull? How
much does the bull cost?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Eddie ten cents? Amy ten cents? Watchbox?
Speaker 8 (26:47):
Not right?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Ten cents, Morgan ten cents.
Speaker 8 (26:50):
It's not right.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
It's not right. Think about this.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
So you have a dollar ten, it's a dollar more,
so it has to be at least a dollar it's
to be a dollar more. But if the other one's ten,
that's only cents more. So you got to go down
on one and up on the other. So it's a
dollar five and five. It's five cents. Man, I had
five cents, and I scratched it because if it's going
to be a dog any more, which is the question,
(27:15):
scratch you know, there's no scratching out. There's no what
I would have had. Damn, Oh, everybody gets I explained it. Okay,
I went too quick.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
I got cocky. I mean I heard it and I
was like, oh, that's easy.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Okay, here we go. Question number two, number two.
Speaker 11 (27:30):
If it takes five machines five minutes to make five widgets,
how long does it take one hundred machines to make
one hundred widgets? What?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I'm gonna play it again and then we'll start the
time British accents. Number two the accent.
Speaker 11 (27:48):
If it takes five machines five minutes to make five widgets,
how long does it take one hundred machines to make
one hundred widgets?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
The timer I started?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
I'm in nice, Amy comes up quick for air and
give you the question one more time.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Guys, they're number two.
Speaker 11 (28:18):
If it takes five machines five minutes to make five widgets,
how long does it take one hundred machines to make
one hundred widgets?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Five seconds? I think I'm in everybody good? Yeah, Eddie,
yeah right answer yeah, time good. Let's go over to
Morgan one minute, Eddie, a minute in forty seconds? How'd
you go up with that? At the time?
Speaker 4 (28:51):
It's like one hundred minutes or dang, I didn't do
that right, lunchbox one hundred.
Speaker 8 (28:56):
Minutes, Amy, one hundred minutes.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
It's five minutes. What if it takes five widgets five minutes.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Five machines, five machines, five machines five minutes to make
five widget, it takes one hundred machines. They're making a
hundred widget. It's gonna take five minutes as well, because
five makes five and five minutes and one hundred makes
one hundred and five minutes.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Oh, it's the same thing, stupid. I'm feeling really dumb
right now, Boes.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
I mean the rush of forty five seconds is really killing.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Like, oh man, it's a rush. He means being rushed.
Speaker 8 (29:28):
Oh it's like, oh I see that now.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah, there's no difference. There's no difference. So supid. Five
machines make five widgets. Yeah, one hundred machines make one
hundred widgets, both in five minutes. Yeah, I need to
get one.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
Okay that the best you.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Guys are gonna be smarter than forty percent. We need
to get one of that. Tricky Okay, last question, go ahead.
Speaker 11 (29:46):
And number three in a like, there's a patch of
lily pads every day, The patch doubles in sauce if
it takes forty eight dice for the patch to cover
the entire like, how long does it take for the
patch to cover half of the lake?
Speaker 2 (30:02):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (30:03):
This is stupid?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
What is he saying? Now they're all angry And now
it's the accent again. And number three in a lake,
there's a patch of lily pads every day.
Speaker 11 (30:15):
The patch doubles in size if it takes forty eight
days for the patch to cover the entire lake.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
How long does it take for the patch to cover
half of the lake.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
It's so hard, it's hard. I'm in it's not that answering.
You're wrong, are you sure?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
But you didn't see what she wrote.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
She wrote twenty four.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
I'm not saying what my paper?
Speaker 5 (30:41):
How can I see your paper?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
But I know you see your paper.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
If you went that fast, I know you wrote twenty
four and it's wrong.
Speaker 8 (30:46):
I'm just surrendering to this my brain.
Speaker 11 (30:51):
One more shot here and number three in a lake,
there's a patch of lily pads. Every day the patch
doubles in size. If it takes forty eight dice for
the patch to cover the entire like, how long does
it take for the patch to cover half of the like?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah, five seconds, guys.
Speaker 8 (31:10):
Every day it doubles side every.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Time the ends down. All right, let's go over to Morgan.
Speaker 10 (31:23):
Well, if it's not twenty four, then maybe it's fifty six.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
There was only forty eight days. Listen, just let me
just let my brain do what it was doing.
Speaker 8 (31:32):
Yeah, that's definitely Eddie.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
You said a minute forty in the last one, which
still don't quite get how you got there, but I
respect the original thought.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Go ahead, forty three? Why I don't know, Man, I did.
I doubled and then I subtracted.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
You guys, I've already I figured out this game.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Now.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
It took me three questions, but I figured it out.
Go towny and I'll tell you the right away.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Size.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Amy, what's your answer written down?
Speaker 8 (31:55):
Well, I wrote down twenty four, but it is wrong.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Box, it's forty seven correct, because if it doubles, and
then the forty eighth day, if it fills the whole
thing one day before it was only halfway full.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Stupid, it's forty seven days. I still understand that.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Oh my lunchbox, you're smart than forty percent of the population.
Amy and Eddie, I don't know, man, Morgan, Oh yeah,
Morgan sor are you too?
Speaker 5 (32:18):
I mean it just took me. If I wish I
would have been more awake on the first two questions.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Wait, yeah, and I've already told you guys, I have
a numbers issue. It's a it's not a numbers issue. Yes,
you said, here's a fine.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
I here you go.
Speaker 11 (32:29):
The answers to these questions five cents, five minutes, forty
seven days.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
So did you get them?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
No, No, they didn't. Buddy, he got one we got sorry, no, thirty.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Six, nine, twelve, we got one out of twelve, we
got less than ten percent.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Man, we're not smart.
Speaker 8 (32:46):
Did you get all three of those?
Speaker 3 (32:47):
I did?
Speaker 8 (32:48):
Yeah, just like in how many seconds?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
No, it wasn't super quick. The widgeon was the widget
one took me at least thirty seconds. Oh, but you
did it under forty five, which is why I give
you guys forty five. But I yeah, the widget one
was the flower when I got immediately, I.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
Mean, the widget one should have got.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
That's so.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
And the money when I got pretty quick too. But
the widget one took me a little bit. Sorry for
calling you out like that.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
That was rude.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
I mean, but I knew right away that you had it.
Speaker 8 (33:14):
Like I know, I knew. I just like the ten cents.
It's like, I know this isn't right, but I don't
know what else to do, but it is wrong.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Yes, and a minute forty seconds ed? Do you get
to win for no idea?
Speaker 5 (33:24):
Why?
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Here's a voicemail from Janet in Maryland.
Speaker 12 (33:29):
Mike Kiss and I are in the car listening to
the Fastcar by Luke pohone and just talking about how
successful it's been, and we were wondering, does he make
any money off of this song? Or like, if an
artist doesn't big cover like this, can they make money
off of this? Even though they weren't the writers and
it wasn't their original song. Anyway, I figured you had
the inside scoop on this kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
I don't know that it's inside, but what happens is,
let's say I do Let it be, Let It be,
Let It Be by the Beatles. Yeah, so I have
to pay the publisher and the writers. It's a mechanical
feet so reality, I'll make like twenty percent of everything
that comes in.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Just breaking it down, I make about fifteen to twenty
percent of what every comes in because I got to
pay them, like eighty percent of it.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
But to pay them after you get paid, yes, okay,
you don't have to pay any money upfront or anything.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Correct, You don't have to like buy a coupon. Oh yes,
but you do have to pay them after you get paid.
And it's like eighty percent.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
It's not a bad deal.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
No, it's not because you didn't write it. Right, If
it blows up. One, if you're the writer of it,
you're like, dang, is awesome. I did nothing and I'm
getting paid again. And then two, you didn't have it
write it, so you're just grabbing something that's already been done, slap,
slap some gel on it and put it back out again.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah that's cool. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Here is another voicemail,
good morning studio. I want to say last week was
my first time in Nashville, so we took a bus tour.
The guide pointed out the studios on Music Row, but
never mentioned Bobby Bones.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
I don't understand that.
Speaker 9 (34:59):
Because the Bobby Boone Show is a top rated morning
show and you're the youngest inducted into the Radio Hall
of Fame, I think that's worth mentioning.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Well, I appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
I'm just surprised I didn't mention Lunchbox specifically, right, not me, Like,
that's the building where Lunchbox sits.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Every morning, So you're the star. It's you, true, it's you.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Sometimes they'll be dripping by and out here them go.
Look there's and I found like walking out, let's buy Bones.
Sometimes I'm out and they're like, we don't even know
there's a radio station there. It's hit or miss, and
we ain't famous, so we're moderately known in rural areas
of America.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
That's what I would say. And the name is not
on our building, so maybe some people don't know our name. Yeah,
the show's name.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Well even not even the call letters. White building, they
took all.
Speaker 8 (35:44):
The're not our building anymore.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
It will always be our building. We're squatting. Now, we're squatting.
We're just not moving out.
Speaker 8 (35:57):
Pile of stories, Girl Math, are you familar?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
You're with it? I know girl Dinner, don't.
Speaker 8 (36:03):
I don't know what's girl dinner?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
And you need to get on.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
I get with the time.
Speaker 8 (36:07):
I am with the times. This one the girl masks
from TikTok.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
I have a girl girl mask like the sequel to
girl Dinner. Okay, girl dinners like little things spread out.
This is my girl dinner. I have girl dinners all
the time. Okay, yeah, it's maybe a piece of meat.
What do you guys talkty minutes?
Speaker 7 (36:23):
Girl math is going viral and pretty much it just
breaks down the price of an item per were so
it's like, well, no, I'm not really paying that much
for it.
Speaker 8 (36:32):
If you look at it this way. It's only two
dollars per ware if I wear it this much, and
it also lets you buy something on sale and then
say that that's found money.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Oh that's not true.
Speaker 8 (36:45):
You get to put it towards something else.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
That' true, My wife doesn't that true? Yeah, you'll never
believe what it used to be listed at. Huh what wait?
What do you mean used to don't know how much it? No, no,
it doesn't matter. But look what it used to be.
Speaker 8 (36:59):
I think all this money we found.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Yeah, yeah, we didn't find anything. We're still spending money.
Go ahead.
Speaker 7 (37:04):
It's reframing the narrative around shopping and girls women men.
Speaker 8 (37:09):
I don't know. Maybe you want to try it out,
of course I do. Yeah, you try it. Do it
on your golf stuff.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
I don't I know, I do it on everything. Go ahead?
Speaker 8 (37:17):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (37:17):
Well, in Illinois, parents are now required to share the
wealth that comes from putting their children on social media
as kid fluencers.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Oooh, well, they don't do this with peed influencers.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
They should.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
I got a bunch of backpaper standley, come in, so
what's up.
Speaker 7 (37:34):
Well, miners need to appear in at least thirty percent
of the content over a thirty day period to qualify
for compensation, and they'll just have to make sure that
they're putting it towards them, which I have done this
with my kids before, regarding certain things.
Speaker 8 (37:49):
And it is like a tax thing too.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Just so fy, Yeah, you can pay your kid.
Speaker 8 (37:55):
Yeah legally, legally you can.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (37:58):
Yep. They can work back.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
And shady with it. But it's not a shady thing.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
But yes, it's mostly to try to keep parents from
just exploiting their kids and then having nothing. But the
problem is if your kid is six and he doesn't
know the difference anyway, how's he going to know he's
on thirty percent or even know the law.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Still, it is a step in a right direction.
Speaker 7 (38:16):
So I'm here for it well, and my kids are
not influencers by any means. It was just more so
away because there were certain stuff we have to pay
for when it comes to them for school. And if
you pay your kids and then from their account they
can pay for their well.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Why do you start whispering it whenever?
Speaker 8 (38:30):
I don't know, it felt it feels weird, but I
know it's legal.
Speaker 7 (38:33):
Which this is definitely a money heavy pile because Luke
Bryan was talking about how his net worth can be
found online and so his kids, you know, google that
sometimes just to figure out, hey, where is dad now,
and it looks like he's somewhere around one hundred and
sixty hundred and seventy million, and that he tries not
to take advantage of all the perks of being who
(38:55):
he is with his kids, Like if they want to
go to an amusement park, they can probably be.
Speaker 8 (38:58):
Like, Dad, you could just like pay money, make a
phone call. We can, we don't have to wait and line.
But He's like, no, we go, we wait in line
like everybody else.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
That site is never right, the network thing, that's never
I'm not saying he's not worth that or more. He
could be worth more, but it's never right.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
They have no idea. Actually I still look at it
and go wow, but they really have no idea.
Speaker 8 (39:18):
Right, So okay, cool, I'm maybe that's my pile.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
That was Amy's pile of stores. It's time for the
good news, Bobby.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Earlier this month, Navy Seaman Anthony L. Mases of Weymouth,
Massachusetts passed away at age eighty. Anthony had prepaid for
his funeral services. He was gonna be buried at the
Massachusetts National Cemetery, but the funeral home was not able
to locate any family to attend the service. So the
funeral director, Kara Johnson, got on social media and I
was like, Hey, we're looking for anybody to escort Anthony
(39:51):
to his final resting place. So that message was shared
hundreds of times across multiple veterans support organizations and biker groups.
And so when the funeral session lined up, there were
five hundred motorcycles.
Speaker 8 (40:02):
Oh wow, that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
Had all seen it online and decided to come help
out and pay their final respects.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Five I bet that was loud.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Here is Bill Kennefix saying that no Vietnam Vet should
be you know, left alone or go out alone.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
We don't know them, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 8 (40:20):
It just that's a that's a sad story for Vietnam Vet.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
To go out alone. So everybody's just rallied up and
here we are.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
That's a great story. That is what it's all about.
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Investigative morning, Corny. How many can we get in ninety seconds?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
That's my question?
Speaker 5 (40:40):
Amy, ready over there?
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, here we go. Ninety seconds starts as soon as
Amy ends the joke.
Speaker 5 (40:49):
The mourning corny?
Speaker 8 (40:51):
What is a ghost favorite exercise?
Speaker 9 (40:54):
Boom boom, boom boom, scare boom, scary scop?
Speaker 2 (41:00):
What's a what's a boot? Yeah, boobies like like burpies stairs.
Speaker 8 (41:09):
What's the ghost favorite exercise?
Speaker 5 (41:11):
Push up?
Speaker 13 (41:12):
Scary Jack's ghosts jumping jump boo scare, phantom, see through dead?
Speaker 8 (41:26):
Where does the ghost favorite exercise.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Out? Scary deadliftt Yes?
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (41:35):
What is Cardi b called when she's running on the treadmill?
Speaker 5 (41:39):
Something? Cardio yo?
Speaker 8 (41:45):
Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital?
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Cold doctor? Cold doctor?
Speaker 5 (41:50):
Freeze doctor freeze free coldest or coolest?
Speaker 8 (41:54):
Who is the coolest bridge cool doctor in the hospital?
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Doctor? The coolest vanilla ice doctor.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
You keep saying like cool doctor, drel doctor doolittle doctor,
demand Joe cool doctor.
Speaker 5 (42:12):
In your hand like contor galliwackets.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
You mean mister galliwackets? Doctor?
Speaker 5 (42:17):
Doctor doctor?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Who I don't know?
Speaker 8 (42:21):
Are are you doctor? And what do we do do?
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Skip circle? Is the coolest doctor in the hospital?
Speaker 8 (42:30):
The hip doctor?
Speaker 2 (42:32):
What we were looking cool? The wrong hip thing? The
hip doctor? What do we get to be like cool?
Speaker 8 (42:39):
Like coolest the cool.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
A good job ones? You were on it today though
I only got two. A team effort, it's a team effort.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
We still got it.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Let's celebrate our victories, don't you go?
Speaker 5 (42:49):
Clear eyes, cool hearts.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Also, we'd like to do a Spanish word of the
day today that we've never done before.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Yes, never done. This one I checked has.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Been for two weeks. Eddie was already doubling up words.
Are you ready go Eddie?
Speaker 5 (43:05):
Spanish word of the day.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
All right? The word of the day is oil.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
You know ifio is bones, chicken, chicken, let me use
that in the sense for you.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
I know that I'm a chicken. Oh, I know that
I'm a so close you know that I'm a toil fryer.
Speaker 5 (43:23):
And a little bit of chicken.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
I don't know of any other words, though, what's a
good chicken chicken dance?
Speaker 2 (43:34):
But they never say that? Just throw it in there.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
Why do I put?
Speaker 2 (43:39):
What TV show? Probably from producer Eddie? Smoking hot, boiling?
Speaker 3 (43:46):
Yeahl at Amno, it's all right, the brother's chicken.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
This segment's getting harder and harder as you well. It's
just the the more words you learn, man, this is tough.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
So Ever since they changed their name, do we still
call them. Do we call them the Dixie Boiles or
do we call them the Poioles? But those are chicks?
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Oh, not the same. It's not a chicken.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (44:06):
Well, if it's polo is a chicken? What do you
what is chicks in Sanish?
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Eddy, he didn't study that? What if I'm scratching myself
because I have toio pot Ooh that'siopo it is? Yeah, man,
that's work.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
Good.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Okay, that's your Spanish work today. Thank you very much. Hey, hey, don't.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Forget on Friday night, which is tomorrow and Saturday night,
I'll be in Tampa doing two shows. Saturday nights sold out.
Friday night is almost sold out. My comedically inspirational tour.
Get tickets at bobbybones dot com. Let's go around the
room and see who has the most daily screen time.
It's not healthy, And they do say excessive social media
use has the same effects as substance abuse.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Oh no, wow.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
The average Americans spends nearly two and a half hours
per day on social media and the number one thing
that people stay on their phone for, and so phones
can be addictive, they say. Quote social media addiction is
not yet recognized in our diagnostic manual. However, we have
seen a growth social media use and research has began
to show some similarities with addiction. So that's a psychologist.
(45:06):
Now I want to go around the room. Who do
we think has the most screen time?
Speaker 5 (45:09):
Do you probably fair?
Speaker 2 (45:10):
Who do you think a second most? Amy?
Speaker 8 (45:13):
Amy Morgan runs social media?
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Oh Mark, you phone or your computer, though mostly from
my phone? Okay, Amy, what do you have?
Speaker 8 (45:21):
I'm up thirty five percent from last week.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Your daily average is four hours, go lunchbox one hour
fifty three minutes.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Your daily average on your phone is what one.
Speaker 5 (45:32):
Hour fifty three minutes.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
I just calls the forest or what?
Speaker 5 (45:35):
Yeah, I calls the forest, Garrett, my parents, my brother.
Speaker 6 (45:38):
Oscar, checking on the phone, bill to Oscar, and text
messages and that's about it.
Speaker 8 (45:43):
Yeah, you're oh wow. My most used is Instagram, Eddie.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
I mean mine's twisted because that we have family eye cloud.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Mine's five hours and fifty eight.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
Minutes, and it says once I break it down, YouTube
kids has like six hours alone, so it's counting all
my kids stuff.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
So we're still gonna go with yours.
Speaker 3 (46:02):
At five hours, five hours and fifty eight minutes, that's crazy, Morgan.
Speaker 10 (46:09):
Mine's less than eddies. It's five hours and thirty minutes.
But my social media like day to day was fourteen hours,
so that's not great.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Yeah, mine six hours nine minutes. Man, bones, that's crazy, dude.
Speaker 4 (46:21):
And does it matter if your app's just open or
do you have to be looking at it for that
long you have to be on it?
Speaker 6 (46:28):
I mean, you, guys, was all apps are so weird?
My top one is messages and then next is safari.
I mean so weird. Photos.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
If you look at your photos for an hour a day,
what do you think? This is high school? This was
me doing bad last week.
Speaker 5 (46:45):
I was on my photos for twenty one minutes. What
are you doing, dude?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Living in the past.
Speaker 5 (46:51):
I mean that's wild.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
My three and order Instagram, TikTok, messages in mail, dropbox
at four But okay, hey check this out.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
Says I spent an hour on productivity and finance apps.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
That's pretty cool. Is that you you trying to find
people on veenmo to pay for your bet? Maybe? Possibly?
Speaker 3 (47:09):
So, just another story that talks about social media use
and just try to be careful. Like I said, I
do things to regulate myself so I don't get in
a bad place. The time thing doesn't bother me. I
don't see me going over six hours ago. That's trouble
because I do edit stuff on my phone too. But
I know when I start to feel sad or mad
or bad because social media, I got a chill. That's
(47:30):
why I don't have likes able to be seen, because
I don't want to have these comparisons. That's why I
only look at message boards and stuff on Tuesdays, or
Facebook only on Tuesdays, because I'll give myself one day
to go crazy. I gotta put these restrictions on me, yeah,
because if I don't, I'll go absolutely insane.
Speaker 7 (47:45):
Well, and just now I saw too you can click
on like if you go into an applic Instagram, you
can spell down and hit time limit.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
I would never do that because I would never do
and you know the passwords.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
So that's true too. Well, good luck everybody, it's about ole.
We're all fighting to get it right.
Speaker 5 (48:05):
It is wild.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
So these patients are going in for epilepsy surgery onto
their brain and scientists are like, hey, we can now
kind of read what's happening. We're just your brain scan.
It's almost like there's a language in the brain. You
just got to translate it. And so they had them
all listen to a Pink Floyd song. I don't want
to tell you what the song is yet. But then
they went back and just read the brain scans of
(48:26):
all the people to see if they could take the
scan and make it back into the song. Here is
the brain scan. Okay, wow, No, it's very hard to
(48:48):
tell what that is. But it also sounds like every
Pink Foyd song At the same time. I imagine I've
never been high before, but I imagine that's why people
like those songs.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
So but again, they're able to pull this from the
brain scan.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
So do we have this song?
Speaker 2 (49:01):
It is Ray Go ahead, wow.
Speaker 5 (49:07):
Now play the brain scan again. You can force yourself
to hear that.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
But they can get something from it.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
And they're starting to say, we can read these scans
of people's brains while they're doing things and reinterpret it.
Speaker 4 (49:25):
That's amazing. That is crazy, and that's what our brain
is doing. It listens to music, well hours, not lunchboxes.
His probability like I'm not I actually have I scanned
all you guys' brains. Oh, yesterday, come afternoon? Yeah, you
guys didn't know I was doing this, but I actually
have lunchboxes brain. This is when I put the thing
on top of his head. This is what came out.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (49:57):
Pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
Huh wow man, I mean that's fun on know idea?
Speaker 5 (50:00):
What saw that is?
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Yeah? And then I went over to Eddie.
Speaker 3 (50:03):
Oh boy, I know Eddie was over there having lunch
and I was like, Eddie, just don't don't look at me,
and I put this over his head. About right, battery
is running low, so I had to put it on
my head and this is here's the song.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Okay, So here's what we gotta do today.
Speaker 3 (50:22):
We're gonna wake up and the first thing we're gonna
do is start writing about our day yesterday, and then
we're going to send out it looks like thirteen emails.
And with us thirteen emails, we need responses by new
The other thing we're gonna do that dude, that's terrible.
(50:43):
That's that's that's a terrible day.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
That's that.
Speaker 3 (50:46):
That's not the day, that's every second of my life.
Nineteen voices to tell it's not even music. The only
voice in the background, no no no, no, no, no
no no. And then here here's Amy. Of course, how
(51:08):
do you guys even want who knows? Yeah, Taylor Swept,
George Strain and Justin Bieber at the same time.
Speaker 5 (51:13):
Oh, just who knows?
Speaker 2 (51:14):
That's a lot.
Speaker 3 (51:15):
So yeah, that's all. That's all our brains in case
you guys are wondering. Yeah, you can call us if
you want. Eight seven, seven seventy seven. Bobby appreciate you
guys being here. We'll be in Tampa tomorrow night doing
my show. There are only a few tickets left if
you guys want to come to that. Saturday is completely
sold out, but you can go to Bobbybones dot com.
And do you want to play this voicemail from Francis
and Columbia, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
I was just wondering about the post us on Instagram
as you being here with coach Samer?
Speaker 2 (51:42):
Is that going to be on the radio?
Speaker 3 (51:46):
So yesterday me, Mike d Eddie, kickoff, Kevin and Reid
flew to Colombia and we ran forties with a running back.
Forties meaning as fast as you can for forty yards,
which is how they time people. Yeah, and I run,
I work out, I train, But I knew we were
on camera. My handstrikes are killing me.
Speaker 8 (52:06):
So of y'all who ran the fastest.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
No, it doesn't matter. No Bobby did.
Speaker 8 (52:10):
Okay, was one of the football players running with.
Speaker 5 (52:12):
You, No way he told you.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
No, he was timing is.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
We did stuff with him. He was their quarterback and
in their wide receiver. Now he's a running back, and
so he was throwing his balls, we were catching balls.
We were throwing balls in like quarterback drills. And then
we were running forties and I'm hurting a little bit
me too, dude. I think my knees messed up. It
was extra intense because we were on camera and so
of course, so the first one, I'm forty three at
(52:35):
this point, I'm not going to run super fast.
Speaker 5 (52:37):
I ran a five to three.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
It was just okay.
Speaker 8 (52:39):
I don't know what's good.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
Yeah, if you're four hundre pounds's pretty good in the NFL.
What are those guys running like fours?
Speaker 11 (52:44):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (52:45):
I just know I was like, dank five three. The
second one, I ran a four eight, But I know
he cheated and stopped it early. I know I ran
faster by and run. There's no way I felt like
I was flying though. I was like, okay, first one
because I ran like eighty percent first time, second one
that like the flash and I finished and he's like
four eight.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
I was like, that's bull crab. I know I didn't
run a four eight.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
He didn't say you teated though he never admitted itcheated it,
but I'm telling you I probably ran like a.
Speaker 8 (53:07):
Fourty five so before it, Yeah, you've got to be
and you're probably what today's the day out you're tomorrow
you're going to be very sore.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
I'm always soaring away from working out. But you had
the hamstrings.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
But we went and we spent the day with Coach
Beemer of the South Carolina coach the running back DK Joiner,
and yes, all of that will come to Fruition soon.
Speaker 5 (53:28):
It will be on radio.
Speaker 3 (53:29):
I'll tell you about that coming up the minute. But
we've been working on a show for a while.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
But that's what we did.
Speaker 3 (53:34):
Yeah, and I'm very sorry that he has a South
Carolina had on today. They gave us all our South
Carolina they was clothes to wear because a lot of
the places that we've been going give us their athletic
where to wear in the video, and so I posted
on my Instagram a picture of us in the South
Carolina stuff everybody knows I'm a diehard Archt's all raised
by fan But for a show, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (53:51):
Ubut on stuff something like I'm walking around my house
or going to a game and stuff.
Speaker 5 (53:54):
You're working.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
It's a it's an outfit, it's a it's a wardrobe.
So they're like, you'll never be able to live with
yourself or makes me vomit to see you in that.
People are just harsh on the internet.
Speaker 8 (54:08):
I mean, if you it's a costume, right, yes, you
are the most diehard Arkansas fan that I know, so
I know, yeah, you're just doing it.
Speaker 2 (54:16):
Like you were in the stands going like let's go game.
Speaker 1 (54:18):
God.
Speaker 3 (54:18):
But if I were acting or as part of a show,
I would do that. But that's okay, it's work. But
I really like coach Bimber. He's like, he's the coolest dude.
So let me say, if I can get this together,
maybe I'll tell you in like fifteen minutes so exactly
what we're doing. But I'm a little little sore today
from running forties.
Speaker 8 (54:36):
I tell you, I haven't taken a sprint in a while.
Speaker 3 (54:39):
Forty yards is farther than you think it is. You
think it ain't that far. Yeah, try to run it
all at once.
Speaker 8 (54:45):
I've watched Johnny Manzel do a ninety yard run.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
Oh that's during a game. Are you done with that?
Speaker 8 (54:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (54:52):
But oh man Man I saw the first time when
they joined the SEC and they're playing Alabama for the
first time and nobody thought anything. And then I think
that's when he hit the ninety yard hard thing and
it just changed his life forever.
Speaker 2 (55:03):
Different because he's probably ready for it, like not sore.
But yeah, that's a big one for that.
Speaker 8 (55:07):
Oh no, he doesn't seem I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
You haven't seen his dad, right, fake the faked the
hospital thing yet, right, not yet?
Speaker 8 (55:12):
But I see where that I could see how that.
Speaker 2 (55:15):
Could totally was his dad and his dad him.
Speaker 8 (55:18):
Well that's what his dad says at the beginning.
Speaker 7 (55:20):
He's like, he is me, And it's just really really
really interesting how he didn't have to like go to practice.
Speaker 2 (55:28):
Well he did it first, but I mean, but.
Speaker 8 (55:30):
I mean, let's say the night before he's out, but
you're watching.
Speaker 3 (55:33):
An hour long and I'm telling you watching an hour long,
and the crammed it together, you know how, Queen, all
of a sudden they're like we're a band that's poor,
We're top of the pops the next day.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
That did that suck?
Speaker 7 (55:41):
Okay, So I recognize he had amazing high school conditioning,
and yes he would go to practice in college. But
it seems to me as though he just had this
very natural ability to just go do his thing and
like you, it's best if you just let him do it.
Speaker 8 (55:57):
And not tell him exactly.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
I don't know that it was best but on.
Speaker 3 (56:02):
The field, clearly, but even not on the field, because
it made him it created a culture that allowed him
to not be successful on the field as well.
Speaker 8 (56:09):
Okay, question about his team.
Speaker 3 (56:11):
By the way, Johnny Manzil's quarterback who played for Texas
A and M who then went and was drafted and
played in the NFL for a bit.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
You probably know who he is.
Speaker 3 (56:17):
That's when to make sure, Amy just launched into it
without us saying what it is is a documentary on Netflix.
Speaker 8 (56:21):
He's making a comeback on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
He's not really coming back. Well, the stories on Netflix, right,
he's come back.
Speaker 8 (56:26):
To me, I haven't thought.
Speaker 5 (56:27):
About Johnny going to come back.
Speaker 7 (56:28):
I haven't thought about him and forever, but I think
I'm invested too because I went to Texas A and
M and it's really cool. But yeah, I mean, he's
forefront of my mind right now.
Speaker 3 (56:38):
His dad was wild too, And at one point Johnny
Manziel was apparently according to the movie, back doing drugs
and he's about to fill a drug test and so
they were like, have his dad fake like he's one
of the hospital. So he had to leave before the
drug test because his dad was faking.
Speaker 2 (56:52):
Like he was in the hospital.
Speaker 3 (56:53):
It's crazy, Okay, it doesn't. The weird thing is most
documentaries I watch and we're all flawed. I'm extremely flawed.
I watch the documentary and I see the flaws of
a person and I relate to them more, and I go, oh,
maybe I gave you an unfair shake based on the
perception that I have of you from the media.
Speaker 5 (57:11):
I watched this and was like, I might like him less.
I was entertained, but I might like him less.
Speaker 7 (57:16):
Well, what I feel that I'm getting from him because
he's also he's a part of it and he's kind
of just like, yeah, this is what he's owning that.
Speaker 8 (57:24):
So that kind of makes me like, yeah, nobody.
Speaker 2 (57:26):
He's kind of owning it, probably because he's broke and
needed a docu. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (57:30):
I don't think there's any redeeming qualities about this documentary,
but I'm still very entertained.
Speaker 8 (57:35):
Yeah, maybe you should go do whatever the show you're
working on. Y'all should go do something with John manziel like.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
Go party with him.
Speaker 3 (57:43):
No, they party with him once, right, No, No, he's
just my idol. You never partied with him, now you
kidding me? I would freak out. I've know his people.
I know Mike Studd and Dustin Lynch has hung out
with him before, Bob Menry, They're all in the same circle.
The funny part is in the middle of it there
Johnny manziel or his buddy's like, you know what, we're
(58:03):
partying with everybody so and so, so and so Andy Roddick,
he's one of my really close friends who doesn't really
who doesn't parties, not a party guy.
Speaker 2 (58:11):
I think he was just with them at the super
Bowl or something. That's funny. I laughed out loud.
Speaker 8 (58:15):
Oh maybe it was Andy back in the No, it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (58:18):
We were friends at that point. Took Yeah, Andy was.
Speaker 8 (58:21):
I forget how young Johnny Manziela is.
Speaker 3 (58:23):
Anyway, it's good and South Carolina. Good appreciate everybody in Columbia.
South Carolina went back in one second. Okay, it's time
to do the news Bobby's stories. It's almost impossible to
be happy while being envious of others. Mental health experts
agree that if you want to feel happy, you got
to put your in beyond ice.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
Sometimes it's hard to do.
Speaker 3 (58:45):
Researchers found that a big key to contentment and happiness
is learning to want what you already have, or having
a deeper appreciation for the people and things that make
up your life, because being envious and comparing your life
to others SAPs your happiness almost instantaneally, instantaneously. That's from
the Personality against Social Psychology bulletin.
Speaker 2 (59:07):
I mean your thoughts, Yeah, I mean that.
Speaker 13 (59:09):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (59:10):
Who said it originally? Benjamin Franklin? Maybe I don't know.
Comparison is the thief of all joy.
Speaker 2 (59:14):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (59:15):
I think multiple people have said it. But that quote
is so it's so true. I mean, when you start
to compare, you're robbing yourself of enjoying your own life.
Speaker 3 (59:24):
Also, when you compare, you're often not doing an educated comparison,
which isn't fair to you because you don't really know
what they got and how they got it. That's right, ever,
just like you don't know what somebody is going through ever,
So it's why you should probably if you can't air
with kindness. But if you're like, man, they got this
and I don't. You don't know what they had to
give up. You don't know if it really is enjoyable,
(59:46):
you don't. There's just so much you don't know. So
I don't mind comparing myself to others, but I like
to be educated about why I'm jealous. And I also
can have healthy jealousy, like I now actually understand healthy
jealousy that like I get really excited for people and
then I'm still jealous that they were able to do it,
and it inspires me a bit.
Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Oh interesting.
Speaker 8 (01:00:09):
You know what they call that driftwood?
Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
I thought it was healthy jealousy.
Speaker 8 (01:00:13):
Well, I mean, I don't know drift wood. What I
mean driftwood. I don't know why it's that exact term.
But that's when I see something where I'm like, oh, wow,
I wish I could be doing that while they're doing it,
I say, instead of saying, oh, why do they get
to do it?
Speaker 11 (01:00:24):
Not me.
Speaker 8 (01:00:24):
I say, oh wow, you know, thank you Lord for
showing me that someone else is doing it, and that
means that I can do it too, that it's possible
that that type of job exists or that experience exists,
And that's my drift wood, like I see it, it
came into my path. Or remind me I can do
it too.
Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Oh I don't have drift wood. Then yeah, I would say.
Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
The person that I have a really respectful jealousy of
is really one of my dear friends, Charlemagne the God,
because he's just paving his own way much a way
that I am, and I i'll see him do something.
I'm like, dang, that's awesome. I always had a thought
of that. But then I also root for him and
like I'm super pumped formed. But I'm not trying to
get the same thing.
Speaker 8 (01:00:59):
Oh, to be exactly the same.
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
But you could be like you fight for driftwood.
Speaker 8 (01:01:02):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Well, also Theodore Roosevelt said comparison to deep for joy.
Speaker 8 (01:01:07):
Oh dang, I just saw here. Okay, Well, Theodore is
a Benjamin Franklin.
Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Well, NPR called and said that it was Theodore Roosevelt.
Speaker 8 (01:01:15):
No, that's probably right. I even said ahead of time.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Also, flying does put a strain on your vocal cords.
Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
If you talk or sing for a living, or if
you're going to talk at like a wedding or sing somewhere,
they say avoid talking on the plane if that matters
to you, because airon planes has about eight to twelve
percent humidity, which is as dry as a desert.
Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
And so because there's no moisture, it could actually destroy
your voice. The best thing you can do on a
flight is sleep and drink a lot of water. From
Augusta University, we need to stop singing on planes.
Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
You mean that's all we do.
Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
We start big, big singing at all the time. Nobody
ever sings with us. They're like shot out and we're
trying to go to sleep. The dangers of being lazy
in your twenties. Men who were fit as younger adults
are up to forty percent less likely to get nine
types of cancer. So if you started young, you have
a better shot later. It's kind of like retirement.
Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
Yeah, okay, you always take a shot.
Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
What do you mean that wasn't a shot?
Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Literally, Like that's the literal way to get ahead for
retirement and start young, he's giving you.
Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
A large study spanning over thirty years found those with
good cardio fitness at a young age were less likely
to develop bowel cancer, kidney cancer, to liver cancer, pancreatic cancer,
and lung cancer as they got older. Cardio Respiratory fitness
for first to a person's ability to do you exercise
that's running, cycling, swimming for sustained periods, or even to
climb stairs.
Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
That's from the Daily Mail. Anybody work out their twenties
pretty yah rigorously?
Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:02:39):
I did. We did.
Speaker 7 (01:02:40):
Remember we did a show thing in our twenties where
we all got into working out. Do you remember that
fitness challenge we did and we were on the news.
Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
I remember just trying to be fit because I just
wanted the girl to like me, Oh whatever you.
Speaker 8 (01:02:54):
Whatever challenge you signed us up for. That's when I
got into it.
Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Like boot camps, didn't you.
Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
I would well led them.
Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Yeah, I would go do them and say, hey, listeners,
I'm going to be working out at this place, and
then like three listeners would come, and then seventeen listeners
would come, and then before you know what, there were
ninety listeners.
Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
And I was just leading a free class. But I
was like, gues, I'm not a trainer. I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
I don't really know, So okay, Somersault. It was cool though,
but it was a miss business opportunity.
Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
The community part of it was cool with us and
the listeners, but again I always felt bad because I
didn't really I was just taking who football drill from
high school and I was doing them out there.
Speaker 8 (01:03:29):
We trusted you and.
Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
You shouldn't know. That was my whole point.
Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
Missouri court rules that parents can be jailed if kids
missed too much school from Saint Louis Today, Amy thoughts.
Speaker 8 (01:03:39):
I mean, as parents, we are in charge. I tell
my parent my kids this as like, if you don't
go to school, I'll get in trouble.
Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
I always say that I wouldn't care. I mean I
don't have to tell like are you get in trouble?
Or am I getting in trouble?
Speaker 10 (01:03:53):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (01:03:53):
You are?
Speaker 8 (01:03:55):
Whoever? My son's like, I don't want to go to school.
I'm like, well, yeah, that's it's the law. You have
to go. If you don't go, I'll get in trouble.
Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
The Missouri Supreme Court has upheld a state law that
can send parents to jail if their child misses too
much school. The law had been challenged by two mothers
who were charged after their children each missed fifteen days
of school. They argued that the law, which requires the
children attend to school on a regular basis, was too vague.
The court ruled that parents received proper notice and knowingly
failed to cause their child to attend school.
Speaker 7 (01:04:20):
And then it's like, if the parents go to jail,
then who's taking care of the kids. Well, the parents
are in jail.
Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
The warden.
Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Oh yeah, kids, you'll be staying with the warden for
the next few days while your mom serves time.
Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
I get it.
Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
You need to prove that they were purposefully either keeping
their kids from school or having no care whatsoever about
them going to school. But if there are other issues,
obviously it's like an excused absence.
Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
You don't put them in jail.
Speaker 8 (01:04:48):
Yeah, there's probably like three categories negligence.
Speaker 7 (01:04:51):
Maybe Disney cruise or some things. I don't know, people
take their kids out of school to go on trips,
and then like a medical emergency. Maybe you just have
to have the evidence Negligenteen.
Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
People died, so he missed fifteen days.
Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
Here's the list a merely man about fifteen identical tickets
for the same lottery drawing and ended up winning fifteen
fifty thousand dollars prizes. Wow, So when totally won seventy
seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars, Oh my goodness, I
just don't understand that stragicy.
Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
First of all, I'll be jealous razy that he would
do that.
Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
Now it's dripped would man.
Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
It is a good job, that's not that's not really dress.
Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Dress that you can attain by setting your heart to
it and working hard.
Speaker 5 (01:05:38):
You're right, I mean, I'm just envious, guys. Okay, and
that's also a thing.
Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
But happy what did we call it? Positive jealousy? I
have healthy jealous That's what I have right now. I
don't think yours as healthy because you get angry.
Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
I'm pretty upset.
Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
So that's the news. Thank you guys. Bob the stories.
Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
I'm gonna go live on my Instagram as we put
Eddie in the pillory, so dumb. If you think back
to the sixteen hundred's and what you've seen of that
when they put people in the town.
Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Square and they hang their arms and their head through
that wooden contraption and they sit there, their head gets
chopped off too.
Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
First of all, two things. One that's called the guillotine.
Two I called it the guillotine like thirty times, and
listeners would not leave me alone about it. I don't
pronounce everything right. I'm sorry, I never will. And I
think I've just seen it more than i've heard it.
So it looks like guillotine. I'm sorry, the guillotine.
Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
So Eddie will now service time in the pillary. Why
am I doing this again?
Speaker 5 (01:06:37):
I don't remember but much. I'll tell you why. I'll
tell you why. Go ahead, Spanish word of the day. Repeat?
Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Ah, that's right, okay, ad only done eight and you
repeated a Spanish word.
Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
It's amazing. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Are you ready? A good word though, which means night?
Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
Do you tell me twice?
Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
And now remember that's my kind and you ready?
Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Eddie, come on over to the pillary, Mike daf you
can help us put this on him. You can watch
either on our Facebook page or my Instagram live. You
can see what the pillory looks like. We ordered this
from Germany, which apparently they have unlimited pillaries over there.
Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
If you shown the man this is gonna be embarrassing
with the whole town's here.
Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
In town square, all right, Mike has got the wood
Oh my head. Andy's wrists are going into the pillary.
Now his neck is in the pillory.
Speaker 5 (01:07:30):
The top wooden slat is going in.
Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
The one on the right's not in. Mite this up, hey,
as part of your punishment, buddy, Okay, it is now down.
Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
It's closing on his wrists and his neck. Hey, put
your neck through it.
Speaker 5 (01:07:52):
There you go, Maybe pay attention to your work.
Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
If I can get in it, I think you can
fit it. Now we're gonna buckle it.
Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
Yeah, he got it.
Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Yeah, yeah, this is not comfortable at all, dude, at all.
Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
You guys, shove it down a little bit more, Mike,
my next cramping okay, okay, well and that helps a
little bit. Well, yeah, it's not fun. I'm sorry, town,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (01:08:16):
There's two town.
Speaker 13 (01:08:18):
All right.
Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
Eddie is now in the pillory until we finished the
entire segment and we come back after commercials.
Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
You have to be in until then. There should be
patting on the neck here, do this hurts man. Let's
make it a long segment. It's not supposed to feel good.
Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
It'd be like someone getting arrested and be like, officer,
you can you percent feathers in these handcuffs because it
just cutting me a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Yeah, how do you feel?
Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
Not good?
Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Not good at all? Very awkward hang out over there, Hey,
come on, let's go. What's the bit.
Speaker 8 (01:08:43):
It's the segment this is called this.
Speaker 5 (01:08:47):
That's a really good idea. Amy.
Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
How is your day yesterday?
Speaker 8 (01:08:49):
A little tired? It was good? I mean I had
a good day.
Speaker 7 (01:08:52):
It was here, did a lot of work, went to
improv and then I went to pick up dinner and
I ordered shrimp la Maine. It's from this little pit noodles. Yeah,
it's like yeah, noodleble with shrimp or whatever. And this
teenage boy's working. He goes and get that if you
And I was like, so what what?
Speaker 11 (01:09:09):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
He said what he said?
Speaker 8 (01:09:11):
I don't get get that.
Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
If I was you, so you ordered it? And the
person there said, don't do don't get it.
Speaker 7 (01:09:17):
And it's like you walk up to the cash of
picture and he's a teenage kid and he's working and
he straight up says that, and I'm like, okay, look,
I'm not gonna ask questions.
Speaker 8 (01:09:24):
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 7 (01:09:26):
But I just said, okay, I'll have the chicken loaming,
and he's like, whyse choice? And then I made and
I got my dinner and everything was fine. So my
guess is something must have been up with the shrimp.
Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
I have trouble eating shrimp whenever we're landlocked.
Speaker 8 (01:09:45):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Who was the kid?
Speaker 8 (01:09:47):
Like?
Speaker 5 (01:09:47):
What did he do?
Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
Let's go for the pillary? Hold on?
Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
What was he working?
Speaker 8 (01:09:50):
There?
Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
Is he just sitting next to you?
Speaker 8 (01:09:52):
What do you want to get in the pillary after
you already in the pillary?
Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
Actually said, I'm sorry, my mind's a little somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Sorry, guy, I'm just stuck in a pillary.
Speaker 8 (01:10:02):
He was, he was taking my order.
Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 4 (01:10:04):
How do you feel, terrible, dude, it's hurting my wrists.
I would imagine this is what handcuffs like you said,
feels like it's not good. They would put people in
the town square for sometimes forty eight hours in that thing.
Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Oh no, no, no way, dude, My arms are numb.
Speaker 8 (01:10:18):
Well that's your don't you have that disease?
Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
But I mean it's not helping in the pillow, nothing
to do with pillary. You have a disease.
Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Well, it's making it worse because I didn't feel it
when I was sitting my desk.
Speaker 11 (01:10:27):
Can we go?
Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
What else are we talking about?
Speaker 5 (01:10:29):
Chilling with you?
Speaker 11 (01:10:30):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
This is not good?
Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
What advice do you want to get? Lunchbox needs to
one of the pillary. Next, dude, wear wristbands like you know,
like tennis players do.
Speaker 5 (01:10:38):
Oh yeah, are the sweatbands?
Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Sweatbands? I think we'll play a song for segments, so yeah, no,
I thought you should get in a good song.
Speaker 8 (01:10:44):
That's good, like, there's some long ones right free bird.
Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Here you go, everybody, it's a Pink Floyd song.
Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
Here's that Morgan Wallen thinking about me. We'll come back
Eddi's in the pillary. It's streaming live on my Instagram
and our Facebook. I'm going back on my Instagram. So
you guys can walk the lunchbox, get in the pillary,
mike if you want to lock him up.
Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
His sentencing is one segment. Nice, how's the gavel? That's
the gavel? You announced sentence to? One segment in the pillory.
Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
This is a wooden contraption that they use back in
the medieval days, and they would put your arms through
it and your head through it, and then you would
just sit in the town.
Speaker 8 (01:11:23):
Square to pull his hoodie through the hole.
Speaker 3 (01:11:25):
Yeah, your hoodie's so thick, man, I'm sorry. You take
all the clothes off and do a cavity check?
Speaker 8 (01:11:31):
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Everything like they do in prison?
Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
Me do shirtless?
Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
We're good, man.
Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
His wrists are going into the wooden pillary. Mike's now
getting proficient at pillory. The wooden slats are going in faster.
Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Get a lower lunch. Oh boy, he's coming down lunchbox.
Speaker 8 (01:11:52):
He can't do it, Yes, he can.
Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Your mouth, don't bite on it. That's a different.
Speaker 8 (01:12:02):
I really feel like his deformity is hindering him.
Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
There you go. That helps.
Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
That help.
Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
His deformity is not hurting him. It's not. He just
can't touch his shoulders. Oh no, I heard something click?
Is that your neck?
Speaker 8 (01:12:20):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
It's my tooth? But why are you Why is your
mouth involved in this? I'm trying, guys. Maybe I need
the hoodie off, guys, I think.
Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Yeah, the hoodie is making it so thick.
Speaker 5 (01:12:29):
Yeah, the hood is pushing I can't get my neck. Sorry, dude,
that's like putting a neck go up higher. Okay, we're trying.
Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
You decided to wear that on your execution day.
Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
He's trying to the blame, to get out of it,
trying to blame, trying to gain the system. All right, lunchboxes, Kevin,
There you go. Oh, that's a much better way to
put it. No, that's no risk. Go now, your fuck
cannot there you go. There you go, guys, I can't
move my wrists. Handy h arm works. He's like a
(01:13:01):
prisoner who's like, I can't be like, I don't think.
Speaker 5 (01:13:06):
I told you guys, I can't move my arm that way.
Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Guys, I really do. Someone can take the pillory for you,
but they have to agree to it.
Speaker 6 (01:13:14):
I did.
Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
But can we tape it right there?
Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
Try to move his rist.
Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
They won't go anything. I think he's being difficult on purpose.
Move Does it move?
Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Doesn't amy? What are you laughing at.
Speaker 5 (01:13:29):
His wrist?
Speaker 8 (01:13:30):
Look at this?
Speaker 5 (01:13:31):
It won't move at all.
Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Tell you, guys, I'm telling you we need to get
a bigger pillory.
Speaker 5 (01:13:36):
Like I'm doing my best. Guys, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
There we go. Oh, oh, hey, face your palms towards us.
Speaker 5 (01:13:43):
I can't do my palm. Oh my god, my I
was gonna break. There we go.
Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
That's good.
Speaker 5 (01:13:48):
Might break well.
Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
If his arm is gonna break, guys, don't don't push
it more. That could be part of the punishment.
Speaker 5 (01:13:55):
Let's try to get try to.
Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
I think he likes Yeah, I don't know, man.
Speaker 6 (01:13:58):
I'm telling you you were pushing my Ridgard My arms
don't rotate.
Speaker 5 (01:14:03):
That's okay.
Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
Now spank me, Mike, spank, but please, I want to
see if that's it right there?
Speaker 5 (01:14:12):
Do you have a ballgag? But my neck is not
in it because my arms don't you know what?
Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Open your neck is in and open your mouth put
it but in your teeth. That's it. There you go,
that's it. By it just like that. Lock it. The
only way it works.
Speaker 5 (01:14:29):
He has to bite it.
Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
So honestly, this is better. You can't talk.
Speaker 5 (01:14:36):
A wooden gag.
Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Hey, lunch, you know what Abby? I told you told
me about you? What?
Speaker 7 (01:14:46):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (01:14:48):
No good?
Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Are you starting to feel guilty?
Speaker 10 (01:14:49):
Am?
Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
He's like the prisoner who falls in love with the
inmate and.
Speaker 5 (01:14:52):
Now they escape off together.
Speaker 6 (01:14:54):
Then I saw one this week or the inrate in
the guard She had called him four hundred and eighty
times on his cell phone in the jail. Really Yeah,
how she's cell phone before she'd call when she got home.
Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Were they having a relationship? Yeah, so it was a
female inmate.
Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
No, No, she was a female guard.
Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
Oh got it. Got us.
Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
The female guard was calling the inmate and he brought
she brought the inmate a phone.
Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
Yeah, he had a phone. They talked four and eighty
different times.
Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Wow about what, Eddie?
Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
It doesn't have a transcript to the phone calls, you idiot?
Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
Did they have text messages?
Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Though?
Speaker 5 (01:15:27):
I don't not even read those? Did the inmate? Because
I can't turn her wrists like the board he's biting.
Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
No one else is going to bite it? Everyone else?
Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
Can They clean prisons and cells after our prison releas?
No zero lunchboxes in the wooden pillary right now? Medieval
not really torture, but for you it is because it
doesn't quite fit you, guys.
Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
They should bring this back kid, I mean really like
a petty theft criminal put him out to do this
to him. If he stole back and going from Walart,
he'd never do it again.
Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
People watching on my Instagram libor asking what's happening so lunch?
It hurts so bad because I can't turn my arm,
can you lean forward a little bit. Let everybody see
what's going on.
Speaker 5 (01:16:09):
I'm leading for you.
Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Gonn hit the microphone, though, what do you want me
to do?
Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
So lunchbox is in a medieval pillary as punishment, and
he's biting it because it won't go all the way
down his arm because he has some sort of deformity
in his shoulder.
Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
Right, His dad has that, Grandpa had it. What did
he do to get in trouble? I forgot, yeah, a.
Speaker 6 (01:16:28):
Stupid game because Amy told me the answer was Charlotte's
Web and it was babe.
Speaker 5 (01:16:32):
But I had babe.
Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
But you didn't get that. Just for losing, you must
have it. That's something.
Speaker 6 (01:16:37):
No, it was I didn't get five out of seven.
I had to get the pillary, so it was part
of a No. I had to get six out. I
had to get all but one.
Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
Right, Mike, will you explained what happens here? I just did.
He said he could go ten for ten in a game,
and then he did it, so he got the pillar.
Speaker 5 (01:16:51):
So it was his idea.
Speaker 6 (01:16:53):
He cast me because he was an idiot, and so
Charlotte's Web and I said, babe with me.
Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
No, Bobby said I had to go with you.
Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
But look at you guys. Who's the idiot now? Yeah,
like you're the one in the pillary.
Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
You were just in this hue idiot.
Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
But anymore, Well it hurts, really my left or hurts more?
Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
Right, Well we can it's his sentence, a spencer. Just
get this thing off, go and take him, take him
out of it. Oh, it's real fameful. Man, that's a
lot worse for him.
Speaker 11 (01:17:17):
Bun.
Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
Oh gosh, oh oh man, all right, dude.
Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
Yeah, I lost arm hurts, man, that hurts.
Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
So if you were a criminal in the medieval days.
Speaker 6 (01:17:30):
Oh my gosh, i'd never survived. I mean that was
like twenty minutes, and I mean twenty it was four
oh and they were in it for forty eight hours,
no ways period, sometimes a week. They would feed him
in that Oh what if I I mean huh.
Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
He couldn't eat because it was in his mouth.
Speaker 5 (01:17:45):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
That's a great point. May see starved to death.
Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
Oh man, But they would have let me out because
I was hereditary, like.
Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
Hurt handicap, lunchbox, you're is your arm numb?
Speaker 5 (01:17:58):
Not numb? But it hurts like there's pain. It's more pain,
and especially the left I mean, it just don't. It
doesn't rotate.
Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
Maybe we should just do this a lot to him
so he can get movement in his arm. I definitely
break it out.
Speaker 8 (01:18:11):
I don't think it moves any Was it moving?
Speaker 7 (01:18:14):
No, that's the craziest thing I've ever I've never felt
how he can't do it. And it's like, literally, it's
like you're trying to like push a steel thing that
you can't has no movement.
Speaker 6 (01:18:26):
You're faking it, and then when you push it, you're like,
oh no, you're not faking it, Like it doesn't move right.
Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
Somebody named Randy schulzaid I thought LB was fat, Well
you thought wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
Dude, they're watching here.
Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
Everybody's always surprised that that he's not a big guy
because his voice is so big. And I'm also surprised
people just sing him for the first time.
Speaker 6 (01:18:42):
Someone gave me on Twitter yesterday and was like, dude,
you're not three hundred and thirty pounds.
Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
This is mind blowing, And I'm like, where have you been?
Speaker 5 (01:18:48):
We have a website called bobbybones dot com that I
think gets millions of hits. You're welcome, We're morgan getting
your bone.
Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
I even say social media more than a website.
Speaker 8 (01:18:56):
At this point, website was probably rady on lunchbosh.
Speaker 5 (01:18:59):
Find me on all this.
Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
So okay, there you go, thank you, lunchbox SERVI dece sentence.
Eddie served a sentence. Thank you guys, the pillary. Good
job you've all you all can go live a life now,
reform life.
Speaker 5 (01:19:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
I think you've all been reformed. There he goes back
to a seat. Do we get any money just for
like time loss only if you went into prison unfairly.
Oh and so we went fairly, you went fairly, yes,
all right, thank you, Bobby Bone show.
Speaker 6 (01:19:25):
Sorry.
Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
Today this story comes us from hot Atlanta, Georgia.
Speaker 6 (01:19:30):
A thirty four year old man walked into Target, saw
a sixty five inch TV. He's like, man, I need
that from my house, grabbed one, ran out, No one
stopped him.
Speaker 5 (01:19:40):
He's like, wow, that was easy. Twenty minutes later, goes
back in.
Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
Oh greedy, Well he's already greedy, get me wrong, grabs.
Speaker 6 (01:19:48):
Another sixty five inch and police were waiting for him
at the door, waiting for him.
Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
Like they thought, this guy is such a knucklehead. We
think he's gonna come back, or they called us. At
some shoplifted and the police were just there.
Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
Ding ding ding.
Speaker 5 (01:20:03):
They just happened to be showing up as he was
getting the second one.
Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
Oh, what a dumb down.
Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
Go to a different target, right, or don't steal about that,
or just take your one and be like, wow, I
got really fortunate.
Speaker 5 (01:20:14):
Okay, I'm lunchbox at your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
All right, Morgan, what's up, so Amy?
Speaker 8 (01:20:22):
I think you might have spoiled suits.
Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Oh I heard this from a bunch of listeners.
Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
What are you talking about a show not knowing you
were spoiling it or spoiled a major part of the show.
Speaker 8 (01:20:32):
I didn't do.
Speaker 10 (01:20:35):
No, because so you said something that happened, Like you
talked about things that happened in the pilot episode, which
was fine, But then you said something happens.
Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
In like season four or five a big part of
the show.
Speaker 5 (01:20:46):
Yeah, like a massive part.
Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Let's see No, don't say it again.
Speaker 8 (01:20:50):
I get it now.
Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (01:20:52):
I thought that that came out.
Speaker 10 (01:20:53):
So what's the question go, Well, I just didn't know
if we had like punishment for spoiling show.
Speaker 8 (01:21:00):
I'm sure we do, but I thought that happened in.
Speaker 5 (01:21:03):
But I thought it's not I thought you could rob
a bank, right, you can't.
Speaker 8 (01:21:07):
I thought, negligence, what year did season that show come out?
Speaker 5 (01:21:11):
But it's still a streaming show, and we just said,
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (01:21:15):
Sometimes we know.
Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
This is what we said, though, it's like the biggest
streaming show now period and people are watching it now
for the first time.
Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
That's why it was a story.
Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
And then Amy's like, well, guess what everybody's starting, here's
what happened to season five?
Speaker 8 (01:21:26):
That that was a given like anywhere if you pay
attention on I.
Speaker 5 (01:21:29):
Don't even think about why. I don't either. I don't know,
and I was going to start it, but I was like,
why should I now already know?
Speaker 7 (01:21:34):
There's so many now because obviously after that part comes out,
there's still a show that's happening.
Speaker 5 (01:21:39):
That's good. I mean, Amy, the show only ended four
years ago, so it's not like.
Speaker 8 (01:21:43):
When was this season.
Speaker 5 (01:21:45):
I don't know. I don't even show just ended four
years ago. So even in your question, here's what we do.
Speaker 8 (01:21:49):
Four years, here's what we four years, here's what we do.
Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
You tell me what you think your punishment should be.
Speaker 8 (01:21:56):
I just won't talk about shows.
Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
Hold on you, I'll come to you tomorrow. You tell
me what you think your punishment should be. This is
what the NCAA does. The football programs. Oh man, they're like,
you have there's a violation. You tell me what your
punishment should be. So you tell me that If I
don't like it, it's going to be worse. But if
I do, I accept it. So they do that in college, Well,
so they'll go teams will self impose. Well, they'll go,
(01:22:19):
we did this, We're pulling these scholarships. We're doing this,
We're doing that. And then is that good enough?
Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
I got it?
Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
No, I don't wonder right now.
Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Want tomorrow you think about it.
Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
I need you to go home, sit in a corner,
put your nose in the corner. Well, this is something
that's happened a bunch of times over the years.
Speaker 8 (01:22:33):
I mean, in a minute, I learn.
Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
She runs Avengers. Immediately I want to watch Avenger. She goes,
guess what, And I was like, yeah, oh my god,
you just spoiled the.
Speaker 8 (01:22:45):
Home and Eddie's deflecting.
Speaker 5 (01:22:48):
We're done for now. We can address this.
Speaker 8 (01:22:50):
I'll sit out half a show.
Speaker 5 (01:22:51):
No, that's a vacation.
Speaker 8 (01:22:52):
That's what some athletes do.
Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
They get, but they get then they don't get stats.
You still get paid the same amount. We take part
of your check to pay. Tell us tomorrow what you want, Morgan,
thank you, thanks for bringing that up.
Speaker 8 (01:23:04):
Thanks. Sorry, it's okay, but.
Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
A lot of people did reach out. Listeners really mad
at that, really mad. Yeah, well you can't.
Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
Yeah, people get real mad when you spoil stuff because
they've invested hours and hours into something.
Speaker 5 (01:23:14):
All right, thank you, see tomorrow, Bye, buddy, Let's go
Bobby
Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
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