(Thurs Full Show) We Find Out If We're Lottery Winners + Lunchbox's Bathroom Stall Conversations + We Discuss Accidental Cheating

We address some in-studio drama about the lottery. Scuba Steve bought a couple lottery tickets yesterday, we find out if we won any money and if there is a new lottery leader in the group. Plus, Lunchbox explains how he gets strangers to talk to him in bathroom stalls and we hear their conversations. Then, we discuss what sceneries we think count as accidental cheating.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
There. He Welcome to Thursday's show Morton Studio morning. I
hope everybody's good. We're all good, so I think we
are up first to give us peace this morning from

(00:21):
Sam Houston State University, which is not the same university
as Stephen F. Auston University. Correct, because I was talking
Toddie Sad, where're you going to college? Stehen F. Auston
goes o Sam Houston. That's a rival. Yeah, that here
he is our video producer. Ready, guys. I came on
recently and said, I was so happy because I'm done
buying diapers. My three year old is potty train and

(00:42):
now out of nowhere. He does not want a potty
in the poopoo anymore because he says there's sharks in
the toilet. But how did he hear or see that
there were sharks? It was just water, no clue. He
looks in the hole, He's like, I don't I don't
want to sit there. There's sharks in there, and I
don't want to sit there. He's gonna bite my butt?
Did one of his older others telling them, because that
doesn't come out of nowhere, that's a good point. I

(01:03):
don't know. I will ask I'll interrogate the whole family.
But yeah, out of nowhere, he just says, I'm not
gonna do it anymore. That's the thing. It's not out
of nowhere. Maybe to you, somebody put that in his mind.
I agree, all right. Eddie up next, he did not
win the lottery last night, even though he tried so
so hard. Here he is lunchbox there. Yeah, speaking to
the lottery, I think I'm gonna shift my focus of
lottery because Bobby did point out that I haven't been

(01:25):
playing scratch offs, and maybe scratch offs is the smart
way to go because they're so smart. It's not smart,
he's entertainment, right, because I spent one hundred and fifty
dollars last night, so I bought seventy five tickets and
I won twelve dollars. So I'm thinking scratch offs there's
a limited amount that are produced, and there's guaranteed winners
in though. That's true. So maybe I need to say

(01:49):
bye bye to powerball and megamillions and say hello scratch offs.
And North Carolina one won three million bucks on a
thirty dollars scratch off. It is that's a sign that's
inspiring that it's crazy all right. Up next her first
ever live event. She's doing a podcast in which taw
next month or November November fifth, November five, and you

(02:11):
guys can still get tickets. Just go over to Bobby
Bones dot com. You can find the link up there here.
She is Amy everybody. So my son and I were
driving in the car and Nellie came on the radio
ride with me, and instantly my son goes to change it,
and I'm like, well, what are you doing? This is
a jam? And he's like, no, this song is horrible.
So I switch it back to the pop station and

(02:33):
we turn it up and I make him listen to
the whole song as I sing along, windows down, blaring it.
He still didn't like it, and it just made me
feel very old. I had to look up when it
came out, and I mean, it just took me back.
It's two thousand and nine. That was a jam, right, Yeah,
it's pretty good. Yeah, it wasn't Nellie's finest work. It
wasn't right. It was sort of the end of Nelly

(02:54):
after Poppy Nellie. Oh hey, it must be the money. Yeah,
that's right, it's but also because just because we thought
it was cold does not mean the kids from Mountain Pine, Arkansas.
He wears a red ring and he's funnier than Chandler
Bang Bobby Bones. Okay, okay, okay. Every morning I come
in here for the last couple of months, and I

(03:15):
think you guys see me. I struggle for about the
first two hours. I clench my jaws so hard at
night when I sleep. This is a new thing that
I can't even open my mouth all the way. I
probably have fifty percent open. I can get this fire
here and through the morning. I'll take a pull my
mouth apart as hard as I can. I put one
hand on the lower part of my teeth, one on
the upper, and I will just stretch my mouth and

(03:38):
then usually I'm got halfway through the show, I get
full open and I'm able to speak normally. But I
wear a guard, but that doesn't help with the clenching.
It just helped my teeth to make sure my teeth
don't shatter. I don't know what the deal is. This
is a whole new situation happening to me. Where at
one point I was grinding so hard I busted a
bone in my gums and it cut its way out
of the side of my gums. Crazy? Is it stress?

(04:02):
I don't think I'm any more stress than ever. Yeah,
I'm told by my therapist that I live under a
constant stress on it. I don't realize stress really like
since it's content and never leaves. That's just my baseline.
But I guess eventually you crack and die. So good
luck to me. This is not good. Yeah, good luck
to me, oh man, But that's the deal. You guys
see me struggling over here. Like every morning I put
my knuckles inside of my jaws and just shove my

(04:23):
knuckles and as hard as I possibly can, just to
kind of give me some relief. It's like you're massaging
your jama to loosen them up. I wake up. This
is all I canna do right now. You're a stretched
now I'm mostly all right. That's what's up. Thank you guys.
Let's start today's show. Let's open up the mail bag.

(04:48):
Get something we call hello. Bobby Bones. I've been dating
a guy for about eight months. When we first started dating,
it made it clear he was trying to pay off
credit card debt and say if and buy a house,
so he did not have a lot of extra money
to spend I would get to myself pretty low maintenance.
I never expect him to pay for anything that I

(05:08):
couldn't afford myself. We split pretty much everything sixty forty,
with me picking up the bill if I'd like to
go out for something extra. I've recently found out his
financial situation is not quite as dire as he made it, saying,
oh my god, he makes a substantial amount more than
I do, and he has more than enough money saved

(05:29):
to pay off all the debt and put a sizeable
down payment on a house. Am I wrong to fill
misled in this situation? Whenever I bring out finances, he
gets very defensive and changes the subject. Is this a
red flag? Is it wrong of me to think that
it shouldn't be out of the question from taking me
out occasionally? Thanks for the advice, Signed, girlfriend in need
of an eight nine? I think, girlfriend, you're in need

(05:50):
of a new man. Yeah. Absolutely, that's fundamental stuff that
you really should not mislead the other person with. And
it's not even that you're dating early and he's like, oh,
you know, I don't make as much because I can
understand if you made a lot, and you won't tell
him that that way, they wouldn't like you a little
more just for the money. But he's also I'm making

(06:11):
her pay for stuff extra, and he lied and they've
been together a lot. That ain't good. That's as big
of a red flag as you can get, other than
like seeing suspicious dms from other girls and I'm going out.
No, no no, no, that's that's not what it is like,
that's it. That's that's a big fat red flag. So, yeah,
you're in need of a new man. I mean, obviously

(06:33):
you have a talk with him, you see what his
excuse is. But he's been lying to you for a
long time. Again, you've been together eight months. People say
I love you by then, I mean I didn't people, Yeah,
people in general, I made it. I might have with
Caitlin eight months. Maybe, I guess it's I just never
said it to anybody as why I said that, but

(06:53):
Caitlin I might have. But yeah, this is not good.
I don't think this is going to end well. He's
been lying to the whole time. It's time for a
new guy. Amy, Yeah, I mean I want to give
him the benefit of a doubt, like he doesn't maybe
want to touch some of his savings, but he can
say that, okay, but if you're also going to be
in a relationship where you're splitting things, you have to
come to the table and actually split them and not

(07:14):
lie about why you don't want to split them. That's right,
So red flag. I'm not saying you dump him right now,
but definitely have a conversation and then dump them because
you're gonna dump him after it. He's not gonna like
his answer. Okay, he's gonna lie to you then too.
Just for the record, Oh, just be ready for a
lie because he's been lying to the whole time, and
a liar doesn't go, you know what, this time, I'll
be honest. Oh okay, well new Man. Yeah. A liar
lies until they can't lie anymore, so they get trapped

(07:37):
and then they will be like, okay, I'll give you
a little something. Hey, total up all the money he
owes you bel request. That's cool. Yeah, you need a
day night in the new Man. Yeah, I'll get the
day night fo Yeah, oh, I get a good day.
Run the bill up and then go to the bathroom
and then leave. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. All right,
that's the mail bag. Close it up. We've got your bath.

(08:04):
We do movie reviews and TV reviews and music reviews
and concert reviews, but we never review a cucumber. And
that's what's about to happen here. For the first time
in his life, Lunchbox to try a cucumber. Yeah, did
you want to or is it accidental? Well, what happened
is they walked by I at a restaurant with this
like tower of stuff and it looked cool, and I

(08:24):
was like, I want one of those. I didn't know
what it was, and they brought it. I said, what
is it? They said, it's a cucumber salad. I was like,
we never had a cucumber. Though, Before we get into that,
I don't eat very many salads. And if I do
eat a salad, it's one with walnuts and pecans and almonds.
That's basically my salad. Nuts, it has speeches and cream

(08:47):
and has you put it on lettuces up. But I
don't eat the normal like um caesar or the cobb one.
Isn't that the big chunk of lettuce. I've never eaten
any of those. It's not even the normal salad. That's okay,
You've never had cucumbers, never had cucumbers sportscaster. I think
it maybe all Michaels, he may look this up, or yeah,

(09:07):
who's never had a vegetable? Vegetable in general? Every it's
one maybe, Yeah, I think it's how Michaels, Michael, you
looked that up? It just say he's never had a
vegetable and it's a lie. How's he living? Isn't that crazy?
Lunch box has never had a cucumber. Yeah, it's crazy.
He's only had a nut salad. So when you get it, like,
I'm gonna experiment, I'm in Vegas. I'm like, you know what, Okay,

(09:29):
I guess I'll go for it. Like why not? All right,
let's review the cucumber. So I you know, I take
my fork and I stab into that cucumber and I
take a bite. Whoa, it was freezing cold. It was
really cold. I didn't know that it was gonna be
that cold. So, and I don't like cold things. Like
I'm not good at chewing, so I chew it? Wait,
hold on, good at chewing? Sive? Yes, okay, that's what

(09:51):
I mean. Like like people that bite ice cream, I
can't do that, Like I have to lick it. I
cannot bite it. And So this is the weirdest segment
we've ever done. It's not lyme though, I'm just telling
you the truth. So I took a bite and I
was like, oh, I don't like that, like it's sensitive
on my teeth. And it was all right, Like I
don't think it was anything special, and it had a
little bit of a freshness taste. But I ate about

(10:13):
two cucumber bites and I was like, all right, I'm done.
I left the salad. What do you right the cucumber.
I give it one and a half stars. That's it.
Do you like pickles? Love pickles? See pickles a cucumber down?
But they're different, they're different. They're the same but different,
but they're they're the same. I just wonder if you
like a pickle. A pickle is delicious because it's a
pickled cucumber. But they're not the same thing, thank you, Amy. No, No,

(10:38):
I'm not saying they taste the same, guys, but I'm
saying it's it literally is a cucumber, like it's a pickled. Okay,
they may be from the same family. No, it's the
same thing. It's prepared differently. It picked. Yeah, you don't
mind the texture No, I like pickle. It's juicy and
it's I mean when you bite into a pickle and
the juice like you know what I'm talking about. It
you can taste to go back in time and not

(10:59):
do this segment, Am I not? Is that not what
happens when you eat a pickle? No? No, it still
we're even talking about what happens when you need a pickle,
I think is what it is. Oh well, I'm telling
you I'd prefer a pickle over a cucumber. The cucumber
was kind of eh so one and a half. But
I don't think people love cucumber. I like the crunch.
I think it's a good addition to something. I don't
think anybody just grabs a cucumber and eats it, though.
It's my point, right, you wear a pickle, you just

(11:21):
grab it, eat it, right, that's yeah, Well you don't
just grab a pickle and eat it. No, Oh it's
the best. Oh yeah, you go to the like like
when the Little League park, you go and get a pickle. Yeah,
fifty cents for a pickle? Yeah awesome? All right, Yeah,
so I ate a cucumber. The cucumber salad in Vegas

(11:42):
take it or leave it, won't order it again? All right,
thank you lunchbox. Yeah, there is reviewing a cucumber. It's
time for the good news. Back in twenty eighteen, an
officer for the Geary County Sheriff's Office in Kansas was
driving around and saw ad daw in the middle of
the interstate. Well, he got the dog back in the

(12:02):
in the unit and took him back to the office
and said, look, let's dog doesn't have a home, so
let's just keep it here. So all the officers just
kind of chipped in would take care of the dog,
feed the dog, and it eventually became like a K
nine ride along dog. Well, he's been training for years
and last week Nova is a certified National Narcotics Detector dog.
So Novah's a drug dog. Now that's crazy that a

(12:22):
drug dog has come from just a dog the guy
found on the street. Yeah, like almost getting hit by
a car on the highway. I would think normally they
would just take the dog and then take it to
a shelter or whatever, but there was something special about Nova.
They liked. He's that German shepherd. Looks like I'm looking
a picture of him. No German Shepherds are awesome. They
are really cool dogs. I've never I've never had a
German shepherd or even got close to having a German shepherd,
but I've always thought next dog to be a German shepherd.

(12:44):
It never has been one day due awesome, I just
never actually gotten one. Alright, good story, that's what it's
all about. That was tell me something good. The loser
of Elder versus Millennial has to eat Oreo nice well.
Instead of dipping it in milk, you have to dip
it in orange juice. That does not sound good. Yeah, yeah,

(13:07):
but it's worse. The cream is actually a toothpaste in
the Oreo. Why would you guys do this? You have
to eat toothpaste? Do you know what's terrible? Toothpaste and
orange juice? It's in Oreo with toothpaste and instead of cream,
and you have to dip it in orange juice. When
you say Oreo, IM like I might tank this game,
but not anymore. And then just Oreo and orange you
should like weird? Why not not terrible toothpaste? Oh my goodness,

(13:32):
So you don't want to lose. It's Elder versus Millennial. Eddie,
the oldest one wore Wondering and Morgan number two, and
so they're gonna answer questions about each other's generations. Hopefully
it's elder versus millennial. I'll ask a question, buzz in.
What's the little buzz with her? Eddie? Let me hear yours? Yeah,

(13:52):
that's why I was quick. Okay, ready to go, guys. Yeah.
The first question is an elder question, the question that
Eddie should get. I'm gonna play a hook of a song.
Here you go play. Nineteen seventy three was the year
of this song. It was called Piano Man. That's Billy

(14:19):
Joel and it was by what artists? Billy Joels? Yea,
that is correct, right, millennial question. Here's a clip in
the two thousands, Sugar We're going Down? Was Eddie? That's

(14:40):
Fallout Boy? That's correct, Yeah, Sugar We're going down? Was
it hit by what? Two thousand drog band? Fall Out Boy?
He can't even get to the question. That's a risk
that you have to say. It's a risk you have
to say sometimes you have to jump early. Smell that
tooth faced Eddie's up. Two oh. Elder question the Matthews

(15:02):
or a TV family from what nineties city Eddie Boy
Meets World from what ninety sitcom where the main character
was Corey. I'm feeling mean right now, Morgan, you got
to hit the next three in a row. Oh yeah,
this sucks for me. M hm, buzzin. It's a millennial question.

(15:25):
Come on. What was the name of the seven letter
brand of tablet computer designed for young children? It was Eddie.
That's a kindle incorrect. The seven letter brand of tablet
there was designed for young children and first released in
nineteen ninety nine. It resembled a talking book and became

(15:48):
the best selling toy in specialty stores. Well, I thought
it was leap Frog, But Leapfrog is eight letters letters.
We're can you do the only one here? The seven
letter brand of tablet designed for young children were released
in nineteen ninety nine. It resembled a talking book and

(16:11):
quickly became the best selling toy and specialty stores. Leap Frog,
he answers, leap pad. No way, she needed that too. Huh.
Let's roll through the finals. Two Just fine. The elder question,
what piece of technology allows you to scan printed material
and send them to a printer via a telephone number?

(16:33):
Morgan machine correct? I her have these? No you didn't.
The two word phrase that is today's version of say
no more. It's used as a term of agreement. Got it, Eddie,
that's what's up. No two words phrase is today's version

(16:57):
of say no more. It's a term used as agreement.
Answer is say less, say less because you don't to
say any more, because I'd agree with you so much. Okay, whatever, Well, well,
Oregan is the big loser. I love this, Scoo. It's
no longer about the winner anymore. I love it. So
we're bringing in a Oreo cookie that has toothpaste for

(17:18):
the cream, and you shall dip down in the orange juice.
Let me see how big the cookie is, regular size Oreo. Yeah,
I get any whole thing then where it's not even
good toothpaste. My kids do it all the time. A
small toothpaste good. But we think about that. Okay, one bye,

(17:38):
one hell, I think I think one good bye because
I try to just see it home and it's awful.
It's awful. Yeah, yeah, okay, half the cookies. One bye.
Morgan's hand is shaking. So girls, this is the smell
of the mint and the orange juice. It's an Oreo cookie.
The cream has moved away. The toothpaste is here to stay.

(18:01):
Dip it in the juice. She's dipped it, she's eating it,
she bit it, she's chewing it. Oh, her face is
struggling right now. Does it tastes like a man cookie?
But I really wanted to It doesn't taste like a
girl scout does not taste like that's the man? Well

(18:25):
go like, oh m hmmm, nope, does that too? Based
very overpowering humentation cookie. The orange juice is so bitter
it's out of my mouth. Wow. In a game that
we should now just call Morgan eats bad things seriously,

(18:46):
except for next week. I don't know. Has Eddie ever lost?
I had an onion? Oh? Straight out? Like, okay, Morgan,
you're a good sport. Do you want to back out
of the game, Morgan? Do you want Abby to play next? No,
I'm gonna come back one of these times. I'm gonna
win and it's gonna be worth it, just like he
had to eat the raw on. You know it'll be

(19:06):
worth it, okay versus millennial. Thank you guys. It's time
for some bathroom confessions where Lunchbox goes into a public bathroom.
He goes into a stall, waits for someone to sit
in the stall next to him, and then just starts
talking and asking questions. I would imagine it's a pretty

(19:28):
stinky part of the job here. Oh it's pretty it's
pretty bad. You go, it's pretty awkward. How long did
you sit in the bathroom? I probably about twenty five
minutes total? Yeah, because because once you use the stalls,
you gotta wait for them to leave, and you gotta
wait for new clients to come in. Our clients. That
sounds dirty? Where'd you go? Do you want to say? No? Restaurant?

(19:49):
We'll just say, um, people traveling? Airport? Yeah? Airports sounds shady, interesting,
like real shady sun goes on at the airport. Put
your foot under it. Let's just say that. I let
you go. Okay, here has lunchbox at a public bathroom?
Go ahead, Stall two. It's stall three. Are you there?

(20:10):
Stall two? On a question? What? Um? I took my
five year old son to Hooters to celebrate his birthday
and his mom got upset, and I'm just wondering, does
that make me a bad dad? It's not that bad
right now? The birthday parts all the time Hooters does
what stall? Was that were you Stall too, Yeah, would

(20:32):
you take your umber Hooters? Okay, so I'm gonna go
ahead and there Katy Burton. See, I thought my wife
made me think I was crazy, but I thought it
was just kind of like a you know, experience that
he could learn from, you know, his breastfed. So he's goes.
I feel you. Man. Well, hey, thanks for your opining, Bat.
I hope you have a great trip, man much. Thank you.
There's just a lot of sounds lunch That's the first

(20:55):
clip I think I could smell. I mean it was great.
I was talking to Stall Too and some guy just
walking through the bathroom. Game has it been? It was
just passer by like that was awesome. I'm not gonna
play that clip again, but if you go back and
listen on the podcast, and you'll listen very closely, you
hear it. There's some sound graffiti. Dude, I heard that.

(21:15):
We all reacted to thing. I mean, that is the
part of the problem with being in there. I mean
the clippings. Now, yeah, I hear as Lunchbox again sitting
in a bathroom trying to talk to folks. Wow, this
toilet paper kind of hurts Stall four. Can I get
a piece here toilet paper, sipent's as hard as this
toilet paper? Are you sure? Could you slap me a

(21:36):
square or see if I can try it? Oh? Thank
you man. Oh you might throw me another piece. Oh
if you get the roll out to be great? Man? Oh,
thank you very much, Stall too? How you doing man?
A toilet paper? Ow? It is pretty rough? Stall four

(21:56):
was nice enough to throw me the roll's brows in
the bathroom. He wanted to he Stall too, I'll give
you someonee he gave me. It's pretty good. There you go, man,
anyone more? You're sure? Sure? It's just weird mister social

(22:18):
in there. I mean Stall four ripped out the whole
role and gave it drimm me under the stalls, the
same bron toilet paper bro. And then Stall two wanted
nothing to do with it. He was he was out.
I mean, I really think I made him rush because
like when I started trying to give him toilet paper
run of the thing, he flushed it and jetted. You
gotta think anybody having to use the bathroom and sit

(22:41):
on the toilet as a dude in the airport not
having a great day. Oh for sure, I don't want
to do that it's your house. It's different in an airport.
It is ain't somewhere you want to be. You don't
mind going to the urinal, but you don't want to sit.
It's just And then all of a sudden sends your
browny next door wants to say, what up? Guy? Hey,
here's lunchbox. Go ahead. It's tall four? What's up? It's

(23:04):
tall three? My phone die? And I was wondering if
I could borrow yours to scroll Instagram. I usually work
at Instagram while I'm on the potty. Can I borrow
your phone just just to look at this? Yourram? Real quick?
Is that a note? No? No, you're sure. I'm just

(23:27):
gonna make sure what's going on Insta? What my phone's did?
How would you leave? Are you leaving? Yeah? All right,
my What a weird question to be asked on the toilet.
Can I use your phone? And then he goes full potty?
Someday you're gonna walk out. Something's gonna beat you up. Yeah, yeah,

(23:48):
I thought about that. I thought about that. That day
wasn't today, and I'm glad it's Sunday. This bit ain't
gonna turn out. Good. Nice job, lunchbox, that is funny.
A voicemail from Teddy, y'all look completely different than I thought.
First of all, Lunchlocks, I thought you would be giant tall,
that was a big beard, like a lumberjack. Maybe you

(24:09):
look the same as I thought. And Mabby, you look
the same, nice and tall. Well. I love the show
and how to see y'all later, Alexa, hang up, she's
next level. She's talking through Alexa as her phone. Yeah,
everybody thinks Lunchbox is a big dude. He's not skinny
white guy, like skinny white guy, bowl haircut, bangs, same

(24:30):
hoodie every day, and he's been the same person since
he was like seventeen. You can look at all pictures
like not change at all. Yeah, I always had just
a deep voice. Everyone assumed he was a big dude.
If I appreciate that, Teddy. Let's hear a voicemail from Christy.
I keep listening to Paul the podcast, and I hear
you're talking about fighting a kangaroo. But I was just wondering,

(24:52):
what does Caitlin say about you fighting a kangaroo? Does
she bag you? Or is she like, no, you're gonna die.
Thank you love the show. Gonna say we've never talked
about it. I don't take a lot from the show
home to talk about with her. Most of the time
when I get home, she's like all right, time for
a normal person life. Yeah, and so sometimes we'll talk
about like working career, but I don't really go, hey,
we did this segment today. Like almost never, she may

(25:14):
scroll across something on Instagram because our segments go up
there sometimes, but it rarely do. And if I do,
I'm not bringing that one up because I know she
thinks I'll lose correct Yeah, yeah, because she's pretty smart,
so she doesn't know anything about it. But I'd whoop
a kangaroo because the biggest muscle in my body isn't
They're not these biceps and triesteps that you see and
maybe you're amazed by. But it's a noodle up here

(25:37):
appear in the skull that the cranial muscle. I whoop
a kangaroo. A fake left boom, So the fake boom
that's right already doubts me. You're Amy's pile of stories.
So I don't know how safe this is. But a
woman got a tattoo made with her late dog's ashes,
so it's a tattoo of her dog, and she mixed

(26:00):
the ink with the ashes, and then her boyfriend, who's
a tattoo artist, gave her a tattoos. It took eight hours.
Sounds pretty cool. Maybe it's even less dangerous than all ink.
Why because it's not ink. Oh. I mean, if it's
a dog's ash, that's got to be a little more
organic and natural than just puring. That's true. Both sound
bad in your body in ashes. We keep reading stories

(26:20):
about people that have all these tattoos, and they say, hey,
if you have this much tattoo, it can be bad
for you later in life because the ink gets in
your body. I never read one story that dog ashes
were bad in your body, That's all I'm saying. So
there's an idea. If you have a pet that you lose,
then you can have them cremated and do this. I
think it's awesome if you can pull it off. I
think it's great. I know what it's like to love

(26:41):
an animal so much that the tattoo looks good too.
It's kind of like shading and texture and depth. It's
pretty cool, all right. What else? This woman posted on
Instagram a vintage magazine from nineteen fifty eight that included
tips for catching a husband, and I thought I would
run through some of them see if they would still
hold up today. Number one, be nice to ugly men

(27:01):
because handsome agree. Agree. I'm good with that, because handsome
is as handsome does. I don't know what that in means.
I think it means, like the good looking guys, they're
gonna be bad too, So get with the ugly guys.
If you want to be happy for the rest of
your life, Yo, meg an ugly woman your wife, that is. Yeah,

(27:22):
never make woman whatever it is the same thing. All right.
Go to all of your high school reunions because there
could be widows there that's dark. I guess it's the fifties,
nineteen fifty eight. Dang, all right, all drop a handkerchief.
It still works. Stand in the corner and cry softly
because they'll come over and ask what's wrong. I do
that sometimes, just from my wife to come over. And

(27:44):
then the last tip to women looking to catch a husband,
wear a band aid so he can ask what's wrong.
These are real tips from a magazine. If you just
turn on the show us from the fifties, not not
this week, all right? What else you may have seen
John Party's wife Summer post how she told John that
she was pregnant, and what happened was they got a

(28:06):
new boat and they took it out and she said, oh,
I think there's a scratch on the back of the boat,
and so he goes back there to look and she
had taped the sign that said baby on board with
the positive pregnancy test. But the funny part that stood
out to me was John thought that he didn't get it,
and he thought that she was referring to the boat
being his new baby and Summer, you tell me the

(28:30):
baby on here? Tell me where where the baby? So
the super cute good for them, Yeah, we're happy for them.
I Amy, that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news. Disabled veteran John Frank

(28:51):
was featured on local Denver news after a landscaper took
about five thousand dollars from him to redo his yard
and then didn't ever show up to do the yard,
just disappeared. So the new station said, Hey, any landscapers
out there who want to help and just donate. Well.
Hector aldrete Day, owner of Neighborhood Lawncare, saw the story
on the news. He was like, yeah, I can do this,
I can help. So he told his employees and they volunteered.

(29:13):
He didn't make him do it either. They removed tree stumps,
level the ground, installed landscape fabric, laid fifty tons of rock.
I mean they full did your sisters show in this
guy's property, like, rebuilt the whole thing for him. In
the end, Hector and his crew did about seventeen thousand
dollars worth of work completely free of charge. And they
were talking to the guy in the news again John
who was scammed. He was so emotional. I would be too,

(29:36):
and so a big shout out to Hector. It may
would be nice if they did like a go fund
me for Hector's time as well, at least some of it,
because he did that straight up only going I want
to help this guy. His name is Hector Aldarey Day,
owner of Neighborhood Lawncare. So our listeners in Denver or
that Colorado area used a guy. If he's around, use him,
give him some sport there. But that's an awesome story.

(29:57):
I wanted to share it because that is what it's
all about. That was tell me something. Good morning, everybody,
thanks for hanging out with us. It's at this time
we do the Morning Corny, but on Thursdays we have
to figure it out. It's the investigative corny. Let's go
morning corny. What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit? Ninety seconds on

(30:20):
the clock. A scarecrow's favorite fruit? Go? Corn? Is there
in cornfields? Yeah? Corns and a fruit's scarecrow? Scare hare
aircrow fruit corny. What is a scarecrow? A scarecrow is
a thing that hangs out in the field a filled berry.

(30:43):
A scarecrow is made of we straw strawberry, strawberry strawberry. Okay,
one down, go? What is the ratio of a pumpkins
circumference to its diameter? I don't even understand up? Why
not do it in English? I didn't know. We were
like what you got it? What is the ratio of

(31:03):
a pumpkin circumference to its diameter? I didn't know what
diameter means? You know, circumins from diameter pumpkin. Come on now,
I'm too tired think about it. Jack Oh, calculator, calculator
triangle Halloween. Bobby's giving up. I don't even want to

(31:26):
go searching for this one. It's so it's so easy
is it that you can't even any questions? Go ahead?
I said, it just fine. What is the ratio of
a pumpkin circumference to its diameter? Yeah? I mean I
got nothing what pump today? I was like, this is

(31:49):
calculus man, all right, time, that's it? Okay? What is
the ratio of a pumpkin circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin? Pie?
Oh pie, We're gonna do this for one, no whispering whatever.

(32:11):
She really gave us a no win there on the end.
We got tired before we got to the end of
the question. We tapped out of that one. All right,
thank you very much. We still got one guys coming
up in a second. In the mailbag, she has seen
something with her boyfriend. She thinks it could be a
red flag and she wants to know our thoughts on it.
So we'll get to that in a second time. For

(32:34):
a few stories I found that makes me go, what's
wrong with people? What's wrong with people? A woman met
a man on the Plenty of Fish dating app and well,
he almost took her to sleep with the fishes. He
got so annoyed with her I drove her into the lake,
saying he drove the car in the river with her inside.
She managed to escape and swim back. The guy was
seeing a surveillance video walking away. Cops them investigating. I

(32:56):
wonder what she wanted to talk about. Police found the victim,
who has not yet been identified, crying and still soaking wet,
near a boat launch and Providence, Rhode Island. She told
police her date became angry with her and drove a
red Toyota camera to a nearby river. What was she
complaining about? What this is about? You wonder, though, crazy

(33:19):
for sure to do that, but something triggered him. I
didn't even say it has to be real lived. I mean,
it could be something trivial, because he's for sure monkers.
But I just wonder what was what that conversation was.
The man can be seen leaving the scene on security
camera footage. The woman had said she met her date
on Plenty of Fish organ what's plenty of Fish and
how's it different than a Hinge or a Bumble? So

(33:40):
plenty of Fish is online. It's a website instead of
a dating app, to my understanding, and it's one of
the first ones before Hinge and Bumble came onto the scene.
So it's just an older version of these dating apps.
Older people on plenty of Fish. I don't know if
it's older people. I think you still have young people
on there. It's just a different way of dating than
going through an app on your phone. It's like kind

(34:00):
of you could use it better on your desktop. Likely
which makes me feel like it's older people and the
Christian too, or is the fish just throwing me? I
think it's like plenty of fish in the sea. Yeah, Chian.
For a long time I thought it was but Christian mingle,
that's right. I think it's Christian. And then tender is not. No, no, no,

(34:20):
definitely not. That story is from MSN, but it drove
it straight in the river. Here's another one. A second
grade it was instructed to send, quote send picture of
you doing reading homework in bathtub? What's wrong with people?
What's a second grade student was removed from the classroom
after her parents questioned a homework assignment. Students at Victory

(34:43):
Christian Academy or asked to quote, send a picture of
you doing reading homework in the bathtub. No one parent complained,
only one. I mean the bathtub is not appropriate for
a child. Take a picture Misty Dunham said. Misty and
her husband Christopher, were shocked to see this written on
their eight year old homework assignment. I emailed the teacher.
She's said he you may want to explain that. Send
something out to the parents, let them know what the

(35:04):
intentions are. This does not sound okay. She also said
she did send on a message saying you should be
in pajamas, be in your uniform, have fun with it. Yeah,
so weird. Do you think a teacher would know better
to even include a bathtub? Ye, don't go there. Even
if you think this would be fun if they were
in their pants and overalls, you just don't do bathtub, right,

(35:24):
because bathtub associated with naked and these are kids. In
the police report, it states parents were told by administrators,
we have been sending this homework assignment for years, and
you're not the only one complaining about it. Oh, and
you are the only one complaining about I guess I
just assumed they would say not the only one coplaining
about it. Later, the Dunham families that they got a
call from the school asking them to quote do a
parental withdraw for the child. Documentation from the school indicates

(35:47):
their daughter is no longer a student at Victory Christian Academy.
That is from Action News Jacks. Wow. Yeah, so they've
been doing it for years. I'm looking at the homework
assignment send picture of you reading home work in bathtub.
That's crazy. That's crazy for you, even a teacher to
think that there's a way to right that and have
a kid do it where people aren't going to think

(36:09):
naked in the bathtub. Right in somewhere, there's there like
a database of pictures of these kids reading in a bathtub.
I don't know, it's time to do some investigation in
the school defends the assignment. Yeah, this is if it's
a private Christian school. They're probably defending assignment because they're
a private Christian school and they can do that. Yeah,
and it's a private Christian school, an you can do
whatever they want and they probably listen. It's not like

(36:31):
you don't have entire religious organizations defending priests that have
done bad stuff. That's a great point. So yeah, yes,
so there was like a I'm just guessing maybe how
they felt this, Okay, is there like a checklist like
John the Psalm twenty four one two with adult three
times number two send picture if you're reading homework in bathtub.

(36:51):
Number three, fun with friends, number four practice spelling, list
of five spelling. I gotta nowhere, needs to go. Number one,
say hi to a friend. Number two, walk away from
that friend. Number three, kill a dog. Number four eight lunch.
They're like, wait, what where did that commend? That's a
weird one. This is so bizarre. Yeah, what's all with people?
What's wrong with people? A woman has no regrets over

(37:13):
at Jeffrey Dahmer tattoo. There are unfortunate tattoos, and there's
this one. Britty Chamberlain twenty eight years old. She has
a tattoo of Jeffrey Dahmer on her leg but by
his face. That also reads if you can't beat him,
meet him, which Jeffrey Dahmer is a serial killer who
also ate people. Yeah, what do you call what's the
word funnibal, datable cannibal. Oh. Also, I mean she's pretty

(37:37):
normal looking. Mike Show lunch boks a picture of her
wait for guys three, two, one, and yeah, so she
likes to Also, she might be datable people. She says
she has no regrets about getting the bodywork done if
she doesn't condone the brutal crimes. She is, however, intrigued

(37:59):
as why serial killer do it. Incidentally, she's also got
a tatoo of Ted Bundy. What are you serious? Did
you make that up? She literally does. That's crazy. The
Jeffrey Dahmer series is on Netflix now right, Yes, and
I see people like going, ho, he's so high because
the guy that plays him. I can't. I mean, but
Dahmer wasn't good looking, though, was he? But Ted Bundy? Remember, Okay,

(38:22):
don't have jump so hard. That's the crazy part. It's
called monster that Jeffrey, Yeah, because he was able to
use that. Yes, he used that to lure the women. Mike,
show me a picture of the real Jeffrey Dahmer instead
of the actor playing him. Jeffrey Dahmer. But the show's
called Monster, the Jeffrey Dahmer story. You know what. Not
bad looking? Not a bad looking guy. Yeah, not a

(38:45):
bad looking guy. I saw that. The family was talking
about how it's traumatizing for them now that this is
out there, they're having to relive it. Yeah, well a woman,
I'm yeah, just looking at a bunch of pictures, he start, Yeah,
but now the MIC's on. He ain't saying no, I'm
saying yeah, like cool, I saw it. Well, she got
Jeffrey dahmert tattoo. What's wrong with people? It's a little

(39:09):
too early right now because some of the kids are
still in the car. But maybe in an hour or so,
if you guys are here and you want to come back,
or you want to come back, we'll talk about accidental cheating.
What that is accidental cheating? I read it and I go,
I don't know if that's all accidental, but we'll get
into that. It's just a wee bit too early. Sounds
like an excuse if there are kids in the car

(39:29):
an accident. Maybe I don't, so we'll get to that.
Let's start with this. You're showering at the wrong time
every single day. They say shower at night. Now I
do shower at night. Actually, so I shower at the
right time. I think. I don't shower in the morning
because it's just too early. I'm cramming as many things
I possibly can into a morning before we get to work.
And also, I would never do a cold shower, oh never.

(39:54):
I have friends to do those cold plunges and cold
showers and cold pizza and cold days. Hey, all those
woke up this morning is forty six. What planet are
we on now? I don't like anything cold, So I
need a hot shower and need it at night, and
that's what they say you need to do. Showering at
night can help you sleep. According to the Journal of
Sleep Medicine, taking it warm ten minute shower an hour

(40:16):
or two before hitting the sheets actually helps you fall
asleep more easily. I like my water really hot. My
wife middle to a little less than middle hot, and
I will crank it. I need I need to almost burn.
I need to feel uncomfortable into the world. Anybe like this,
I'd be like this, Oh oh yeah, I need to
like turn it on and let it run and then

(40:36):
put my hand on her and go oh that's oh
that's warm, and then put put them up shoulder runners oh,
and then adjust to it and then it's like like
wade into the Okay, I got it. That's how I
need my shower to feel. Oh okay, it's really weird.
Anything less hot than that is not It's not effective
for me. This article says warm though, Yeah, I go hot.

(40:57):
I like to burn it up, like to risk severe
burn on my shower. Worried about you next up. It
also allows you to rent off the day's germs. So
you do in the morning, Oh gay, you what are
you washing off some sleep? Maybe your arn't pitt stink
for sure, but at the end of the day, like
you had all these dead skin cells, you're washing off
the germs. Also, they're talking about during COVID, but we're

(41:18):
not really there as much. It depends what state you're in, honestly,
if COVID still exists through and what rules there are.
But during COVID it was a big deal because they
were like, shower at night because you've been around stuff
and around people, and then finally showering at night is
just better for your skin. It can do wonders for
your complexion. When it comes to skincare, Showering in the
evening is the best option. All the makeup, all the oil, dirt,

(41:40):
pollutants that have accumulated throughout the day. Like you get
that off of you. So shower at night, thank you
very much. Hot do it hot to really yeah? Hot?
Where it's like I don't even know, Like you have
to get you brave every night just to get into
the water. Every night. I face the fear that fear
hot shower, Like when I'm taking bath, he's not taking bath.
Sometimes I like a good bath, and I get in

(42:00):
bath phases where I'll take a bath every night for
three weeks and then I won't for a few months.
But I need my water, Like I can't put my
foot all the way in because it's so hot, and
I take I want to take it out and I
get to my ankles just my ankle gets a little red,
and that's what I know it's ready for me, your
ankles burning. The problem is when you put your butt

(42:22):
in the first time, it's like, oh, you have to
come up again. I feel like it shoots pains all
throughout my body there. I don't like then you got
to come up again. And for guys, we have extra parts, yes,
and so it's like when it hits that and it's
like cool, and then you come up again. So it's
a lot of up and down until you get just right.
You're doing bath bombs or mister bubbles, what are you

(42:42):
doing in that bathpins. I bought a whole thing at
bath bombs that are an individual plastic and you have
to open them up for every single one. I hate that.
I was throwing them in and it's hoping that heat
would melt the plastic off. No, it doesn't work though,
not really. But my bats are hot right and I
don't have fingernails, so I can't get them off, and

(43:03):
I just get a Kayla, will you open up a
bathball for me? I just get annoyed with asking that
all the time because she will. But it's like she's like, Okay,
which one do you want to? Princess the purple of
the pink ones? Yeah? So sometimes, but the bath bombs
that I have now are all individually wrapped, and I
don't like that. I like, just drops, Okay, one day,
take them all and get a pair of scissors and
open them all up, and sounds great. Yeah, never do it.

(43:26):
I'll never think that far ihad about bath bombs. I
have ninety three things I'm thinking to add about just
one day. Maybe if you think about it, if you
have extra time. On my to do list on my
phone is so long. I mean, I guess I could
put that on there bath bombs, but they're stuff I
haven't unwrapped bombs. I mean, I need to schedule therapy.
I want to book some stretch classes. I never do that.

(43:49):
There's a new version of the comedy show that I
did that We've edited a bit. I need to go
and review that. I need to call a guy to
do some promo shots. I need to I got an
email for an article I was supposed to do. You're
going to write an art to do it. I need
to schedule an appointment for I need to call the
animal removal guy. This is all my list here, ain't
Is that for the Foxes? Yeah? At it? This is

(44:10):
just for today. I just keep forgetting to do some
of the stuff that ain't on there. You should get
that app for to do list where when you complete something.
Confettian unicorns like fly everywhere. I don't need that though.
My Confettian Unicorns is just getting some done. Efficiency is
my unicorn. Well, some people need that extra, you know, celebration.

(44:33):
It's like my dog has a little camera and if
we leave town, we have a little camera and we
can go Stanley or ell or Hey, guys, hit a button,
tree flies out of it. What I need to do
is when I wipe it off, it throws a treat
at me on my phone, exactly like some doubble bubble um.
A social media star divides the internet by naming their
daughter Malibu Barbie. Oh my, are we sure they really

(44:58):
did that or just said that? Is anyone stupid enough
to name their kid Malibu Barbie unless they're doing it
just for the likes and attention? It's working. Social media
star Tricia Patis welcomed her daughter Malibu Barbie. The influencer
originally shot fame in two thousand and six on YouTube
has been documenting her pregnancy with her millions of followers.

(45:21):
But it's a bold choice in name, and most people
are going, why would you do that? Or is it
even real? It's not. It's not cute, right, not only
a name that will get made fun of. But you
can just call her Malibu right for that? And then
nobody asks, Nay, yeah, that's a terrible name. That is
from the New York Post Again. In about an hour,

(45:42):
I'll get to accidental cheating and what they say that is,
but I didn't want to mention this. Cuttle therapist Missy
Robinson is a cuttle therapist and she charges her regular
clients at the thirteen hundred bucks an hour just for hugging. Yeah,
she has her customers signing agreement that there'll be nothing
no hanky panky, no accidental no accidental cheating. She says

(46:05):
that they have cheaper packages too, But then what's the
super package, Like, what's it's only one way to cuddle?
You get to cuddle a foot, frady bugs. Maybe there's
caressing involved. Ankle down that'll cost you sixty dollars. So
she's a cuddler from the New York Post. She is
a therapist, and she goes, I'm no, I don't do

(46:28):
dirty stuff. I've never had any clients attempt to do
anything like that with me. Thirteen hundred bucks to cuddle?
Are you kidding me? That's easy money, man, if you
can get somebody to pay it, I'd be worried abutil
to pay it, right, I've been worried about the people
that paid it. Obvious. But she says, no one's ever
done anything, No one. Yeah, okay, Apparently Americans think about

(46:51):
money about fifteen times a day. Seems low, Yeah, yeah,
it seems really low. Must have yeah, or they must
just have a whole lot of money. Or maybe if
you have a whole lot, you think about it a
lot too. I don't know, but that seems low. It's
like when people go Americans look at their cell phone
twenty five times a day. It seems low. It's like

(47:12):
twenty five times an hour. Glad you guys are here.
It is time for the news. Bobby's bet. I do
want to start with Hurricane Ian so it made landfall
in southwestern Florida yesterday afternoon, listed as a category four
one hundred and fifty mile per hour winds. I guess

(47:33):
I could start with the gym Cantour viral clip where
he's out and it's blowing hard and he's like struggling
to stand up. He's fighting the wind and the water's
blowing it in a tree limb to floggle fuck nails him.
Oh hilarious, nois hilarious. That part's hilarious. And people go, oh,
why are you risking standing out there? We know it's bad.

(47:54):
I say that too, but I think I need to
see it now. I need to see what it does
to a human to fully understand what it would do
to me. Oh interesting for me to like get the
personal effect of it. And okay, I'll say what people
are welling us. I like to see people out there
weather guys who know what they're doing, like fighting them,
tossing them around. Because it goes. Wow, it's that bad.
It's like during the Olympics that you wish you could

(48:14):
watch Eddie run at the same time they're running the
four hundred to see how it's really fast, how really
fat because against each other they look all pretty fast, Like,
look at those guys, they can really haul. But but
if you put Eddie out there, you're like, oh crap.
I mean, they're really hauling. But when you put Jim Cora,
Jim can'tore out there, and it's blowing them around and
he's holding on to I'm like, wow, that does that
to one hundred and eighty five pound, six foot tall man.

(48:37):
But a treeling he's just he's like, okay, we're folk.
Does it nail him hard? He just likes fight right
into him. It's obviously didn't here simmer anything him that
have been too viral and I like that one. But yeah,
I mean some of the stuff you've seen. I mean
that that that surge when it came with it was
taller than a car, like the water when it came in,

(48:58):
the mayor said people have to be patient. Last night,
more than two million people in Florida were without power.
In the Fort Myers area, ninety six percent of homes
did not have electricity. The city was not able to
respond because heck, some of them were gone and they
were like, if you can leave, leave and so you
know that's what's up. Some of the reporters were using

(49:19):
condoms on top of their microphones. Oh for the windscreen.
Yeah really it just it was all too condomy. Yeah,
I yet putting a screen over it. There are a
lot of things probably could have done it, just like
to it, just like there's like a little dimple on
top of one. I saw, stop where to you? How
are they not already prepared for something else? Like man

(49:40):
I did use for ten years. No one ever said
put a condom on them? Right? That is so weird.
And I'm gonna tell you, Okay, holy backerel, they get those?
Why do they make those? Is my question? I feel
just inadequate. Now I get sad in the news. Okay. Uh.

(50:03):
Coolio has died at age fifty nine, And I'll run
through some of his music here, gangst his Paradise, Fantastic Voyage,
everybody knew Gangs, his Paradise to the Jam, Fantastic Voyage,
the Jam. I always like one, two three, four something

(50:23):
new this one on the floor down. We hired Coolio
to do a show once for us, paid him thirty
five hundred bucks at a bar. He tore it up.
I think he played the hits like three times. He did,
and at one point there was gunshots on the track,
so he jumped off the stage and was crawling on

(50:43):
the floor through the club and the track. He said,
Lunchbock said the tright in his track there was gunshot.
He forget that, everybody out. It's the way before the
shootings were happening everywhere. Got it. He jumped. Everyone's like,
you guys to freak out a little bit because there
wasn't how opening everywhere. I know, we were like, what
is he doing? Crawling on the floor. That was what
we thought. Now we would we'd run out too mean.

(51:07):
Colio Coulio rest in piece Coulio want. He had these
He would like braid his hair up tall, like I
don't know what that is, but he'ld like rappatall and
he had all these braids that would come out of
his head. And when we hired him, he is older,

(51:28):
but he lost a lot of his hair. Yeah, so
he's really hanging onto those braids, so he had like
four random ones for total. I admired the fact that
he kept kept at it. He didn't let go. He
didn't go full Adam dirt and put a wig on. Yes, correct,
he kept a straight Coulio. It was awesome. Rest in piece.
Coulio made some good songs. Man also on the news
from the Daily Mail, Ned Falmer from The Try Guys.

(51:50):
On YouTube, he posted photo somebody posted photos of him
making out with the producer. His fiance posted them. He like,
I saw hire. He's kicked off the show, but I
know what the show was. It's a YouTube show. But
I read more about it and this is full Scooba
Steve type stuff. Scooba Steve had pictures of his now
ex wife cheating on him, talking to dudes on a

(52:12):
dating site, and so he sent those pictures to her dad.
Great epic story, one of my favorites on this show.
And he just waited because he knew her dad wouldn't
check email for a few days because he was old.
Scooba Steve just chilled, stayed married, didn't say anything to her,
knowing that he sent pictures of her nagger but to
her dad, Dad, Dad dad and so this dude, he's

(52:35):
engaged and his fiancee has pictures of him making out
with his producer in a club, and so she went
a full Scooba Steve, and they said, why'd you do it?
She goes and hurd Scooper, Steve did it? Oh, trend setter, Hey,
how you influenced her? So that, to me is the
interesting part because I don't know what the Try Guys
is as far as like watching the show, anybody know
what the Try Guys is? I saw pop up on

(52:57):
like e on instagrams like so and so I was
leaving the Try Guys. But fame is so fractured now.
I don't know who ninety percent of those people are.
And it's not because they don't have their own area
of fame. There's just all these places to be famous now,
so they're far more famous people. So famous people aren't
nearly as famous in general anymore. It's a weird thing.

(53:17):
But he's out. And if you're a public person, why
are you getting on handsy with somebody else in public?
Let's say you're dirty dog and you're cheating? Are you
dumb and a dirty dog? Don't be both? Like, don't
be one but don't be a dumb and a dirty dog.
I mean I thought they were good at the club Man'
that's where they were there. Not a good love. Nike

(53:39):
paid an art student thirty five dollars. But the classic
swosh logo back in the day, how much thirty five dollars? Wow?
When it comes to corporate logos, the Nike Swosh probably
Apple will probably too biggest that I can just go immediately.
What other ones come to mind? I mean I can
picture Amazon because the boxes arrive at my house every day. Yeah,

(54:00):
but I would not put that up there with Apple
or I know, but Nike that came to my mind.
What's the Adidas? Adidas is cool three three three lines,
but up there with those two? No Nike? Alright? BMW
may I got a McDonald Yeah, that's a great one. Starbucks.
I don't even know what that is? What she is?
But a lady Mermaid? Is she a mermaid? Thinks she's

(54:21):
like a mermaid queen or something? Mike, what is she Mermaid's?
How about KFC head? Oh uh, Colonel Sanders, Yeah about
that head? Yeah? Yeah yeah? Close. The taco bell bill,
taco bell, the bell bell, the bell. I may go
that's the logo for Philadelphia Liberty Bell. So anyway, they
paid her thirty five bucks and they also gave her

(54:43):
some stock. Oh well, that's gotta be worth a lot,
which she hasn't used yet, so it's worth over a
million bucks. Okay, I mean that logoes worth of a
million bucks too, But that's pretty cool that she still
has a million bucks worth of stock there. Um, anything
that you wish you would have done? You look back
where she was like, Hey, I wish I would have
charge more for that logo. When you look back into

(55:04):
your history, is there anything that you go Dang, there
was an opportunity and I missed it with lunchbox of
thinking about him saying the real world called him yeah,
and he was at home. I went to class and
they called me, and I missed it. And I came
home and I was like, hey, John, who's my room?
Who called you from three two three goes? I don't
know when I asked Clay, hey called you rom three
two three goes? I don't know when I look it
up La. So you don't know for sure that Zella.

(55:26):
Who else would it be? Why else would La be calling?
I mean on the day that I went to an
open audition. Yep, I agree. It lays out to look
like they called you no, no guaranteed back checked, impossible
to fact check, believe you know. I was offered to
be a judge and the mass singer before it started,
oh man, and I turned it down. I still think

(55:48):
that was the right move, but I not because this
show is not good, because it is lasted a long time.
But I went to American Idol, I did Dancing with Stars,
which turned into Breaking Bobby Bones. I still think that
was better for me. But I look back and go,
what if I just would have taken that job we
know where would have you do? Yeah? Probably still doing
the Messinger? Yeah, I still do that. So that's the
one for me. Do you e anything? I don't, not

(56:10):
me personally, but I have a friend that didn't take
stock options for Yetti that helped him with stuff in
the beginning, Sadie. I mean no, The biggest decision I
had to make was at the same time you kind
of offered me this job. I was offered a job
to go to New York for to do a news
thing like producer, uh huh, And I was like, I
don't know, let me decide, and I decided to do Bobby.

(56:32):
Of course it was a no brainer because I don't
think they could have paid me enough to live in
New York City to do what they wanted me to do.
But that was the one big thing crossroads in my
life where I'm like, what do I That's a good
one too, Like should you have gone? That could be
in New Yorker right now? Would you be Matt Lower?
What it? No? No? I forgot about him? In movie news,

(56:52):
Black Panther Wakonda Forever will be two hours and forty
one minutes long. Where's the intermission? Yeah, you're gonna have
a three hour movie. You know. I have to pee
at some point. Stop down for ten minutes. That's all
I ask. Once you hit the two hour thirty minute mark,
you need to stop down for ten minutes in the middle,
because I will injure myself by not peeing. Because I

(57:13):
will not walk out of a movie. I don't care
what's happening. I won't walk out. I don't want to
miss something. Movies are getting too long. Make it two movies.
Show him back to back. That'd be a good movie, though, Mike,
you're looking forward to Black Panther Wakanda Forever. Yeah, I
think it's gonna be the best Marvel movie of the year.
What are they gonna do about the guy who died?
They're going to replace him in a way. There's gonna
be a new Black Panther by the end of this movie. Okay,

(57:35):
so they're not replacing him, they're replacing the black Panther. Yeah,
so what do they do about him? They acknowledge he died.
The movie starts at the beginning of his death, so
it's the aftermath of him dying in real life thing
that's sad. Yeah, I don't real life story for him
dying is sad, like he had cancer and fought it privately. Yeah,
nobody knew. A fifty thousand dollars Powerball winner was sold

(57:55):
in Nashville for the September twenty fourth drawing What Blunch,
What do you over d you Lunch? I mean, what
if it was him and he was hiding it the
whole time, I'd be awesome. But it wasn't, guys. I mean,
I checked my tickets. Nothing there coming up in the
next segment, though. We bought a bunch of tickets last
night and Scuba went got him this time, and he

(58:17):
hasn't looked at him. He actually sealed them. He showed
me the tickets. He texted me pictures of them. He
sealed them, and he has an athlete can scan them
on the air to see if we won. Oh, let's
go up. How many tickets will we buy? There are
a total of six tickets in here, six thirty numbers,
but they threw them on six different tickets, so thirty.
We have thirty tickets, thirty options. Yes, I thought he

(58:39):
ripped us off, he said how he said six tickets?
We all went excuse me, six pieces of paper? Got it?
So there are thirty options for us to win? Yes, correct, Yeah,
we have two different numbers to play from because we
can win all kinds of money. Did anyone win the
big One last night, Lunchbox? No? So okay, so we

(59:00):
didn't win the big one, but we could win a million? Yeah?
Oh yeah, who got in this? It's you Amy, Lunchbox,
Eddie Ray, myself. Okay, let's see if we want live.
So we spent that much money when we got thirty tickets?
Well we did with the multipliers. Yeah, we went all in.
How much money we spend when you've done it and
got no money. Yeah, but at least we have more tickets,
more chances. We still didn't win. Okay, ever, so since

(59:24):
it since nobody, are we playing again? No, no, no,
we might win, we have we have to look at
our tickets. In a second, I thought, see if we
won anything. Okay, okay, we're good, We're good. Yeah, okay,
all right, hold on, we'll see if four lottery winners. Next,
we'll go over that little drama in the studio yesterday,

(59:44):
because somebody brought up that lunchbox has never won us
anything in the lottery, and we never see the tickets
that he buys, and just maybe he's been keeping some
of the money and not letting us know. I don't
think that's happening. But they did present a good case
because we never ever solved the tickets. You never asked
for him, right, for sure asked for him. He asked
for a picture of air and I wasn't going to

(01:00:05):
send him one hundred tickets pictures of one hundred tickets. Sorry,
but that's not exactly what it is. If I can
present my case, if you buy a hundred tickets and
there are how many out a ticket? Five? I think
it's a you can do different ones. Think up to
five to twenty. You could that's twenty tickets, big five
in a spot. Anyway, my point is the whole room
decided Scooba Steve was gonna get all lottery tickets yesterday. Yeah,

(01:00:28):
he bought them. He sent a picture of them to me.
Oh he didn't send them to me. Did you ask
him specifically? No? I guess yesterday when he pitched he
said everybody will get the tickets. Well, guess what didn't
get them? So how I got him? Okay, so he
only came to you. He wrapped him up. We do
not know if we've won any money yet. But there's
apparently an app where you don't have to actually see
the numbers on TV. You go boot boo boo boop.

(01:00:48):
Every state has some sort of a lottery app or
you can insert or scan the numbers. And that's what
I've got right here and allow you to the multiplier.
What's that? So there's a couple of things here. So
with the powerball, there's the regular ticket which lunchbox buys.
Then there's the mole ultiplier. Your winnings if you win,
can be times two to ten and that has determined
that evening. I think last night's multiplier was three. It
was a three or four, So if we would would

(01:01:08):
have win four dollars, it'd be times three twelve dollars,
the most we've ever won a lunchbox six dollars. And
there's also a double play, so they draw a second
set of numbers, and so our numbers that we have
can be played towards two different winning numbers, So we've
increased our odds a whole other way. Wow, I can't
wait to make some money, not lunch They never told him,

(01:01:31):
he said, the options to give him money. They never
see tickets. Just get sad. Here's the thing, I thought
multiplying six dollars times three wasn't as valuable as getting
thirty extra tickets towards the one hundred million dollars or whatever.
So yes, lunchbox, here's how you do it. You give
me money, you lose the money. Did you even really play?

(01:01:52):
That's how we feel so scool, but you haven't. You
want to open it up? Yeah, I got it right here.
I got a seal right here with a little bit
of candle wax. See that's how Wow, it's like game
of thrown sea, so they to steal it. Back in
the day came of Thrones. It never really happened, though,
it's still back in the day. So I'm gonna crack
the envelope. I watched that show and I'm like, man,
this is history, and then I'm like, oh, yeah, it's
all fake. Go and so we've got six different tickets

(01:02:13):
and there's two there's five numbers per ticket. Okay, so
we got thirty thirty tickets. Yes, thirty chances. Yes, all right,
let's beat. Is it beat a whole ticket or does
it beep one at a time? Um, it beats one
at a time, and it's the whole ticket. So you'll
find out if this ticket right here with five numbers
has any winning value. Now, Lunchbox, the most you ever
made us a six dollars. Let's see what Scooba Steve does.

(01:02:33):
Go ahead, take it number one of six our first tickets,
says unable to verify. Yeah, there you go. No, good job.
We didn't test this. Unable to test you try to,
California have never has a problem. Tennessee and the Tennessee
want it. When you do the tickets like that, it
won't do it. It does I did it early this morning.

(01:02:54):
Why ticket then on a one that I want on
my personal tickets? And that's another thing. He same numbers
every single time you you existed on Earth. Bobby, look
at this. You bought your own ticket aside from the group.
You can't be a group later and buy your own
tickets because that would be shady. I have my own number, shady,
I will show you. I have my number. Play one
is almost only one. I played two numbers I've played

(01:03:16):
before I knew you people existed on this Earth. But
I'm saying that's all you did. You didn't do a
quick pick. No, no, no, your own numbers? My own
numbers is I always play? And if I were not
play those, I had to lose myself. Look kind of
shady in there, and shady if that's true. That's not shady.
What's happening you beeping it in? It feels like it's

(01:03:38):
just unable to verify ticket information at this time. Please
Stroy again. Yeah, I'm trying to feel like it we've
been robbed. Ye, wait to your other ticket that you
bought for yourself at one? Well, no, I have other
tickets that I I wanted the past that I scan and check.
So I've used this that before. It works. Did you
win last night? Now? Do you have only one row
numbers on those tickets? There's five rows in the I'm
talking about the ones you usually scan has two rows

(01:03:58):
on it, just the two numbers that you play. I
always play because the ones when I do it, you
can't scan out with all those numbers. First, okay, this one,
first one got a response. First ticket finally worked. That
says sorry, not a winner. Okay one, and I will
still verify by manually checking myself, because that's how I
am Lunchbox exactly. These numbers don't exist or here. You
can check it either what the app or not. I

(01:04:19):
don't understand why you're any scop, Stephen, Lunchbox. I battling
it out. Next one and this is great to develop.
This app really needs to get on right radio. Unable
to verify the ticket? Hey, good leader, guys, Look are
you putting charge? The numbers are still here. I check
it solo. They're gonna fight. You're still stupid, dude. Put

(01:04:39):
on gloves. Yeah, they're gonna fight. Put gloves to get
the baby oil. I'm stupid. The numbers here, they're still
the tickets still exist with the works on the app.
I win? Did I win on that ticket? Verify? Because
they we're wasting time. You should have been circling the
numbers old freaking time. Oh my gosh. Why I was
trying to rely on technology. The first one still says sorry,
not a winner. The second one unable to whoever developed

(01:05:04):
this apple? Steve, I am really upset. We're going to
play a song. Okay, can you find the numbers yourself?
I can check it manually. Be faster than this. He's mad. No,
great job, leader, dude, the numbers are still you're actually
the tickets aren't here. I can still check it manually. No, no,
we did this whole segment so you can check the tickets.

(01:05:25):
And how many do we check? I don't make the app,
but my fault. He also didn't have the tickets because
he sealed them, so how was he supposed to check them? Circle?
He could have circled all those numbers in that time. Okay,
you're both goofy man, man, it's great, man. He looks
so dumb right now. We make more than six dollars. Okay, nice, Well,
we're unable to verify right now. Unable to I mean

(01:05:49):
this definitely plays in lunchboxes. Favorite scoop the only one
you can save yourself about any more than six dollars.
I can do that. Okay, what's the deal, guys? I
got Well, I was little to check at least two
two tickets are two numbers. Well so two tickets that
includes five, So it's ten different numbers that I've checked. Okay,
hold on, just hold on, Okay, do it all, do

(01:06:10):
it all? Yeah, I mean we'll take a little bit.
I have on good news already in the first ticket.
Then that's a great tease, that great good news, the
great teas for me because I'm I'm also annoyed at
these two me. What did I go it up? You
showed up in California? Worked, We're on California, hidiot, that's true.

(01:06:31):
We'll come right back. Scooba has some good news for
us regarding our lottery tickets. I mean, I just need
to take a breath, a breath in a break three minutes,
we'll see if Scuba is going to be our new
lottery leader. Akay, right now? And now, look as they're good, Well,
this was the envelope said Scuba's lucky balls. That's what
it's what's this. It's lucky lotto balls, you know, So
we're playing Scuba's Lucky Balls today. We'll come back and

(01:06:53):
see if we want, and we'll talk about accidental cheating. Okay,
those two things in the next segment. Let's go over
and talk to Chris in New Orleans. Chris, we appreciate you, Colin.
What's going on, buddy, Hey, good morning, morning studio. That's
that's pretty awesome. But now I was going to see, Yeah,

(01:07:13):
I didn't they updates on your show Snake in a Grass. Oh,
thank you for asking. No, I don't nothing. No, the
show did really well in the ratings, which is awesome.
That show cost a whole lot of money to make,
which I guess wasn't awesome. When we did it, we
didn't really know where it was gonna go. First, they
were like, it's gonna be on NBC, and then they

(01:07:34):
put an episode in the NBC, like it's gonna be
on Peacock, and they were like, well, let's put it
on USA and then we'll put it on Peacock. So
we kind of don't know because it's all owned by
the same person, same company. Yeah, it's a person I
guess God owns it right, so we I don't know
what they're gonna do. Is it's an expensive show to
make because we're in a foreign country, big production. USA

(01:07:56):
doesn't usually spend that kind of money on a production,
so we put it on that channel. It was their
biggest new show in like five years, which is great,
but I don't know because of how much it costs,
if we're gonna do a second season. I've also heard
we're not. I've heard nothing except it's gonna go on
Peacock sometime soon. All the episodes will be up, so
I have had no idea. I'm just sitting sitting and
waiting for them to go we're doing another season or

(01:08:17):
were not. Either way, it was awesome. I'm super proud
of it because it did really well and that's pretty cool.
Maybe it goes on Peacock and a month or so
and then they see how it does there. But that's it.
That's all I got for you. I'm sorry I don't
have a better, more entertaining update there for you, Chris.
I had to work well. I appreciate it. I hope
you have a good day. I hope you have a
good weekend. All right, Thank y'all too all right, See, Buddy,

(01:08:39):
I feel like tomorrow's a weekend though right Friday the weekend,
it's there. School is Steve, let's check in with you.
You were our lottery winner, our lottery leader, a lottery guy.
Scuba's lucky balls is all we called it. Okay. The
most money we ever won on lunchbox was six dollars. Okay?
Have you checked all the tickets? I have checked all
the tickets again. If you've go won more than six dollars,
you are are new. No, we are not. Yes, absolutely,

(01:09:03):
you are the captain. Yes, thank you, Amy, that's Scooba.
Have we won any money? Yes we have, Okay, okay, Scuba.
Have we won at least two dollars? Oh yeah, oh
oh yeah? Okay, bro, if you want more than six dollars,

(01:09:27):
is it you're king dingling a lottery? How Saddie looks
over there. You're the king of the world's gone through
so many times. You're the kind of words like guy.
He likes that Scooba. Steve, did we win at least
four dollars? Oh yeah, sweating Scooba is lucky ball? Let

(01:09:52):
go never happened. We will as Amy. We've done this
plenty of times, never won six bucks. I don't think
that's right. Years Scooba, have we have we won six dollars? Yeah,
we have, see lunch are you our new leader of Scuba?
I will be your new lottery leader. Oh so we
won more than six dollars. I got two tickets in
my Oh yeah, definitely want six dollars, said, oh my goodness,

(01:10:15):
this is amazing. I want more than six and just
one of those tickets. I can't hear any more, lunchbox,
what's that, Scuba? I can't verify the lowest winning ticket?
How much we want on the lowest ticket? The one
single lowest winning ticket, The single lowest ticket is seven dollars?
Is that with the multiplayer? So it was because we
increased our odds by playing the double plays while we
do that, we won with that. Yes, that's how I

(01:10:37):
won seven dollars. So we've at least won more than
seven on the second Wow, you are our lottery leaders.
Now he's not Scuba. Yes, how much we went on
the second ticket. The second one is a twin of
the first one. The twin towers seven seven fourteen? Okay,
do doubowled us from lunchbucket tickets. I mean, just's not

(01:10:59):
a lot, but it's still more than lunchbox. A personal
record exactly. I'm gonna have to go back and check
the record ahead and check it. Yeah, I will check
the record because I don't think we've ever won fourteen dollars. Oh,
for sure, be excited to part of this. You want too, man, No,
you guys give all the credit to him. I do
everything for you guys for so many years, and he
comes in one time. You guys like, that's why it's crazy.

(01:11:20):
He comes in one time and we went fourteen dollars. Really,
we use him more often, all in favor of Scooba.
Steve being the new lottery leaders, say, I opposed me.
Hey me. The it's really cool too, is I'll take
the money that we want and I'll actually reinvest it
into our lottery winnings to put it from more numbers. Yeah,
we never know if he actually does that exactly, because
he wins like four dollars and then we all go
full in. Next time we have any extra tickets, yes

(01:11:42):
we do. Okay, so we're reinvesting tonight. I don't know
if there's one tonight the next one of the best fireball.
Next one is Saturday, right, lunchbox. Oh you're the lottery
check with the old king to see him do on
the way. He can be your assistant assistant. He can
assistant to the lottery. Yeah, yeah, I was gonna kill him.

(01:12:04):
Can we stand him on air again like next time?
Because it's a pretty good build up though it was Yeah,
and again I didn't make that out, So it's not me. No,
it is because you thought. You said, Oh, I use
it all the time. So here's what we'll do. Anyone
that wants to get back in. We'll go twenty bucks
again to Scuba plus the fourteen that we want here, okay,
and then multiply I like crazy, I will because that's

(01:12:24):
what want us the money. Somebody in the room was
hating on the multiplier. I will say, who can you
imagine we would have gone with Scuba from the beginning? No, no,
we'd all be millionaires, billion dollar prize. Yeah, okay. The
next drawing Saturday, October one, three hund twenty two million,
or would you rather go mega millions? It's three hundred
and fifty five million on Friday. So but you do
that one too. I do all that. Yeah, do you
specialized in just Powerball? Now? I do Powerball A mega millions,

(01:12:45):
and now you're another one that's like a chance for
a life type thing. You know. How earlier Scuba mentioned
he bought some personal tickets. How much did he win?
I haven't checked those yet. Oh, should we check this?
And I can check it really quick right now and
say if I want that one or not. We need
to know your numbers because you better win on those. Verse. Well,
my whole thing was, and I was in the shower
last night thinking about that, and I was like, if
I want to mind about you in the shower, I

(01:13:05):
would still cut you guys in on it because I
felt like we're doing it now as a team, and
if I wouldn't with mine, plut and or these ones,
I feel like I should give you something from it.
I will say you shouldn't you just declare your note
hold on, just declare your numbers beforehand. Yeah, let us know,
write them down and then you can have those numbers
specifically if you've always been playing them, okay, but you
don't know as anything if you went on those. Okay,

(01:13:26):
I didn't win on my numbers last night, so we're good.
Scooba's are all leader. Hey, we are not Woody, You're
the king of the world. Free Willy. All right, let
me quickly talk about accidental cheating, because I only got
like three minutes here. So there is a relationship expert
named Tracy cox Is there's a massive shift in what

(01:13:46):
women will put up with now and what they won't
put up with now. So there are gray areas and
a guy maybe accidentally cheating and not even know it.
I looked at the well, it's a guy maybe doing
something thinking it's okay, but it's not. That's the gray
area where it's not so much undefined, but it isn't

(01:14:07):
even thought of that it could be cheating by one
and the other persons like absolutely, so it's not discussed.
I'm like, I don't know how we feel. It's just
it's not even a thing. So Number one going to
a strip club, Yeah, cheating, No, it's not good. It's chilling.
I don't know what you call it, but I hate it. Okay,

(01:14:27):
cheating no, no, but not cheating but not healthy. If
I did any of this stuff, I think I just
I've never been to strip club ever, right, so I
wouldn't go anyway. Because it's really not that bad. Man.
I feel like everybody be looking at me and I
got good food. Oh they're looking at me. Also, then
I feel bad if anybody it works at one's listening
right now, Like I know, judgment towards you left. We're

(01:14:48):
not talking about them, We're talking about the guys that
are going. Yeah talking people be looking at me. So
I said, I think people were watching them. Trust me,
they ain't watching you. They're watching what's on stage. So
so what do we think I going to strip club?
Just yes or no? Would you consider that cheating? No?
Not cheating, not at all. No, but I'm not good. Yeah,
I'm gonna put it up there. If I have to

(01:15:08):
put it in a box, I'm gonna put it in there.
If you don't tell them and they don't check, yes,
it's cheating. You can't buy anything special there. What do
you mean So you're saying it's not cheating, but if
you buy a lap dance it's cheating. Yes, Okay, I'm
gonna put it. If you don't, if you don't get
the okay, then you go. Then it's cheating. Okay, Okay,
that makes sense. Yes, okay, dirty dancing with other people

(01:15:32):
out on a night out with friends without your wout
your Yeah, like you're like grinding. Yeah I'm not doing it,
but it's okay. Yeah I don't like it. No, man,
it's trouble. No, it's not cheating dancing. It's trouble. That's
a that's a great trouble. So I'm not gonna do it. Yeah,

(01:15:53):
next up having dinner with a friend or co worker
who obviously is into you. Cheating. But what if you're
not into them? Obviously into you. They're obviously into you,
but you go like a one side of crush. Yeah,
oh uh no, you're not doing anything wrong. Yeah. I
wouldn't do that either. No, man, Yeah, you guys are crazy.

(01:16:15):
Do you like sexy photos on Instagram like heart by
other people, like in bikinis and stuff? No, I was
just telling them, good pick. I would never do that,
no chance. I would never do that. As much as
I'd like to, I would not ever do that. I
wouldn't even like too. As a matter of fact, Well
that's not what I once I said that sending photos
of yourself to other women? No, yes, like we're doing

(01:16:40):
what I forget what? Well, I wouldn't say sexy shots
but no, you don't need to do it if it's
just a normal picture, if it's just a friend, that's like, hey,
I don't know though it's I guess it matters what
part of my anatomies in my picture? Right, And then
having DMS with someone who isn't a friend, like someone
that you randomly message, Oh, you don't need to do gun,

(01:17:00):
like like a opposite sex randomly message like Adam Levine style. Yeah,
why Adam Levine styles is definitely cheating. What if you're
just saying, hey, see the concert or thing? Why would
you see? I don't even know where they're going? You
don't know, well, like like a listener them like a listener.
You know what I meant. I'm just saying, like, hey,
it was just yes to all them. That's so weird.

(01:17:21):
I did them all yesterday. That's a regular Tuesday, that's
from the daily mails. That's all. If you do that,
it could be accidental cheating if you don't discuss it
with your partner. Yeah, I was gonna say that that's
a good conversation starter, right, see a chance I'm bringing
any of this up. That's a conversation on voiter. Just
don't do it. All right, thank you guys, show Sorry

(01:17:42):
to day. This story comes us from Detroit, Michigan. A
man was convicted of robbing four banks back in two
thousand and eight, got out of prison, was like, I'm
gonna turn my life around. I can't rob banks anymore.
What can I do? So he started going to banks
and opening credit cards and other people's names, and he
spent one hundred night, teen thousand dollars and then he
got busted. Small steps, right, yeah, I mean he didn't

(01:18:04):
put anybody danger doing that. Yeah, he's weaning himself out
of it, himself back to present. But he did make
a change. Yeah, huh yeah, not the smartest change. Okay,
I'm lunchboxed. That's your bone head story of the day.
What does that note say you have over there? Well,
I got a message from a listener that said, okay,

(01:18:24):
girl to girl Amy, I'm loving the twenty five Whistles podcast.
Thank you, thank you. But Bobby's Barbie, her legs on
the table or wide open, her hair is a wreck,
and I'm worried it might be sending a bad message.
I know the backstory and I love the Barbie, but
she needs a little TLC. First of all. Her name

(01:18:46):
is set suee Sue. Her legs are spread. Think about this,
and the brush is right there? Why are you not
brushing her hair? The bush? Yes, right there brushes my
hammer's feet. I do have two dollars up here mc
Hammer and Barbie, but I have the other University of
Barbie still in the package. Thinking about opening it on
the air again and driving people crazy. Who is Scuba?

(01:19:08):
Steve goes, Oh my god, exproid money? Who is that is?
That's not suey? So who is that? She hasn't been
opened yet, She hasn't been birthed yet. Name when she
comes out of the boom the box, then she'll get named. So, okay,
Sue is in pig Sue is my University of Arkansas? Barbie?
Do a little little hair brush here? Can you hear that?

(01:19:30):
Really hear it? She's been a little rough, looks pretty good.
I never brushed a girl. I feel like she had
a hair tie. I don't know where it went. Where's
her scrunchy? And then I do her pomp palms right?
And I will make sure her do I cross her
leg like this? Oh that's cool. I never played with
a Barbie as much as I have in the past. Couple.
I don't know. I just gotta put something in front
of you still see it, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah,

(01:19:53):
I guess she's just front and videos. How do we
do or Chilion's card? How do you make sure that
people don't see stuff? Well, I mean, there's the pants
ago I was gonna say, usually I have bloomers underneath.
She has bloomers on on this. You start, you start.
If I do this, I'll like, um, sit here on
like a high tech an tuck. Maybe I don't. Okay,

(01:20:17):
what if I just make her like a rocket and
stand her tall, a little pom poms in the air. Perfect? Okay,
Just don't have a barbie will be ridiculous. I'll always
have a Barbie. On tomorrow's show, Parker McCallum will be
in here. That should be pretty cool. We'll see you
guys tomorrow. Goodbye, everybody,