October 17, 2024 • 44 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wake Up, Wake Up in the mall and the radio
and the dogs keeps on.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Lunch box, more get too, Steve read and trying to
put you through the back. He's running this week's next bit,
the Bobby's on the box. So you know what this is,
the Bobby Balls. Tape worm pills are being sold in
the dark web.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
This is terrible.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I thought tape worm pills were to get rid of
tape arms. Why why would that be dark web?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I think tape worms. Yeah, what I'm saying are being.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Sold in a pill. Oh that's crazy, that's all.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah, you don't need those people are buying.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
May get one of those.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
No no, no, no, no no, you know, keep it
as like that are the problem. Then they get in
your body and then yeah they may cause need all the.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
M and m's, And I only that I would train it.
I don't want to tea the goo stuff because I
try to keep a pretty good diet, I mean inside of you.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah okay, yeah yeah, but it's like, hey, tapeworms, you
can't train it.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I would, and I would put like eminem's by the pill,
let's smell it like a drug dog in anytime there's
an eminem or a piece of chocolate, like you were
able to go and attack that, but leave like the
grilled chicken, the broccoli.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It's not for you, that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
So that's what I would train a tapeworm.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
It can deplete you of other nutrients, not.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
The ones I train. But let me give you the
story here. Doctors are warning people about a dangerous trend
out their tapeworm egg pills, and they train an egg.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'm out they cash inside of you. It's disgusting and scary.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Tapeworms are parasites that can grow up to thirty feet
long in the human gut and caused weight loss by
eating food inside the body. This doctor, an oncologist, talked
about a woman who bought these pills and experienced serious
health issues while taking them, so she took them. She
decided to take two capsules, saw some weight loss, but
(01:55):
then had stomach cramps and bloating after passing out, and
experienced severe headache. She finally went to the hospital. And
that's an admission. You're kind of embarrassed to make. What
do you think is wrong? A tape warm eggs? Yeah, accidentally, no,
dark web.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I was actually thinking if I would ever be able
to admit like that's what I did. I mean, I
guess if we're talking like life or death, you finally
just say, yeah, this is what I did.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
But I'd be like, I don't know what's wrong with me.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I know, and I'm embarrassed. When I was taking the
OCD medication, I wasn't even embarrassed to talk about that.
Like I'd go to the doctor of like an ankle injury,
and they're like they could see all my stuff and
they're like, so are you still on whatever the medicine,
and I'm like, ah, yeah, uh yeah, well and then
and then I'm like, but I don't want to be
embaresst of like the medication I take, I shouldn't be there.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
You should you shouldouldn't be This is tapeworms on the
black market is very different than OCD.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
And if their tapeworm eggs, could it be a boy
and a girl and then they could just populate and
you're right, they recreate. That's interesting. But I will a watermelon.
See go into a watermelon. We're talking about this now,
we're getting deep. That's what I thought when I was six,
Like I don't want to to see doctors discovered that
she had ingested two types of tapeworms, one of which
traveled outside of her gut and caused the brain lesions.
(03:07):
Oh oh, you just got to know what kind of
tapeworm you're eating. Stay away from the brain tapeworms. That's
a bad idea. Thankfully she was treated medications to remove
the parasites and reduce brain inflammation, weight loss, and diet
and exercises much less risky than letting organisms live inside
of you. New York Quast. Can I say something that's
it's not going to be met with controversy but mildly
(03:29):
is that if people are doing this and it is
not safe at all, it must be working for some people. Yeah,
in a way that they don't get sick and die.
But I or have this stuff happen, but the risk
of it is probably so great that I wouldn't even
want to mess with it.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
No, I share this with caution, like it's not advised.
And my friend would say it too. But she got
some sort of a parasite situation on purpose.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
This is years ago purpose.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
No, she accidentally contracted, but then she didn't want to
know it was she really did, didn't she got it,
but then it was yeah, she led to weight loss.
She was like, well, wait a second, I don't want
to get rid of it. And she didn't get rid
of it in time, and she has a slew of
health issues now because of it. So if she could
go back, her message to people would be get rid
(04:19):
of it as soon as.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Possible, because now she deals with other things.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Okay, question earthworms in your body?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
No, that's okay, the same thing.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Dig them up? Said he using them to go catch
some perch eating swallow them hole earthworms. I did that
once at a campsite, just trying to be funny. I
mean the earthworm or two. So we didn't call them.
There were nightcrawlers. Yeah, that's it, nightcrawlers. And you cut
them in half. And well when you would cut them
into pieces and you why did you eat them as
a joke? Ye're like you're by a campfire. They're like,
(04:49):
wouldn't is a bet? Is a bet? Somebody bet me
did tapeworm? You're like, please, yeah, it isn't. I bet
you won't eat one? How much a nickel? Okay? I'm
in Also, I just don't want to get on the
dark web like that part seems scary to me too,
because I don't even know how to get on the
dark Web. I'd go to Mike D and be like, secretly,
do I know you know, I think mighty lives in
(05:09):
the dark Web?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Is it like something other than dot com or like
some other than I think it's death.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Or dot crime?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
The background is black, right.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I thought that. I know, I think that. I think
like you have to be in a dark room, and yes,
it's all night, old school typewriter. Is the dark web dark?
It is not dark? Okay? Is there anything good happening
on the dark web? Is there like a secret world
of like people helping each other? Well, yeah, copsicle on
(05:40):
there and bust criminals because they'll look at the activity
and see like, oh there's people selling drugs here. They
can find out how to bust them. They are there, Like,
is there like a light web that's lighter than the
web that we know that people are there just like
giving away free money. No, that's straight black market, because
the lightweb would be fine. That'd be where I like
to go.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Okay, well, I've got some salts are on there?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Why are you saying sleuth called the.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Ones that solve the mysteries.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Or maybe a detective. That's just a weird word to
use that right there, out of nowhere.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Well, I thought, maybe they probably know how to get
on the dark web, and maybe they gather together there
and they solve a murder.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
That ain't dark webon ain't dark weapon Unless I got
a good deal on bills tape farms, deb from Wisconsin,
I'm just so stressed so lately.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
It's one thing after another.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
She never stopped. But you know what, use my car
and I turn on your show and I get a
little normal, and I thank you for that, thanks for
being there. Now was she stressed about that?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Can we get deb on Guba find a number? I
want to call her. I want to do something to
less stress, right with your motto, less stress, more life. Okay,
I want to make her less stress, more life.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
But Ray's always stressed out though ways always know he
is like, not the spokesperson for that, but I felt that, yeah,
it'd be like me being a spokesperson for baby diapers
and I have no kids, right right, so it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Okay, if we get debone, that'd be awesome. Y Okay,
cool lunchbox. He's asked me three times to do this segment.
And then I told you so segment. We're gonna let
him be very cocky and arrogant, but then we're gonna
move off of it. Okay, so you get your time
to shine. Who do you want to say? I told
you so to a guy for your the guy that
cooks the chef. I got the chef.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Yeah, because he had a grand opening of his chicken restaurant.
I went, he didn't really embrace me warmly?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Did you yell at him? Yeah, a little bit. This
is one of those okay, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
And then I asked him to be a collaborator on
my video to bring you know, awareness to his restaurant.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Oh my god, you yoused to ask him to be
a collaborator. Yeah, and he never accepted. He's got like
ten million following.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Guess what a restaurant that's not good?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Can I play out just for context? Can I please
play Lunchbox at Guy Fieri's opening, yelling at Guy Fieri
doing what he does? Go ahead, been sure you're listening
to the Bobby Bone Show. Were I don't know who
you are? If you are, pay anyway, I'll say you know,
I know I'm Lunchbox I'm morning show for you.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Better be legit you're a night girl about all this.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I'm going to find the governor listens. I am one
of her, so legit. We're on a hundred. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Hey, what do you want?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Hey, just make sure you're listening. This is Guy Fieri's
and you're looking. I can do I get my name
right now, get my name right there you go. I know,
I know, you just got it wrong. So this is
guy Bitty. Go listen to lunchbox because he gets my
name wrong every time. But you know what, I'm listening
to the Bobby Bone Show. Come on Lunchbox. That's a
pretty good liner. He was very nice about that. Actually,
that's nice for as aggressive as you were. Where's he
(08:50):
one seventy five? First of all, it's more than that.
And secondly, I think he just yelled number. I just
made up a number.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Yeah that's the spot. Yeah, I have no idea how
to know. But he never accepted my collaboration. He never said,
you know what, I'll be a collab on that video.
She doesn't running on social media, and then the social.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Media team messed up.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
But I was down there by the restaurant the other
day and I was like, man, let me go check
it out.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
See how he's doing. Going, do you have another one? Y,
I'm hanging out with guy. I'm hanging out with guy.
You guys don't believe me and Guy are best friends? Right?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Guy?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Best friends?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
No, I'm as excited. You have to dislust your shift
that starts. He I know, that's why I got to
get out of here and quickly. But I just want
to want to make sure everybody knew we're friends. We're friends, right,
say we're friends. Got start lunchboxing? Guy are good friends?
Guys being as nice as he can be, Like just
(09:41):
trying to like say stuff that's kind of funny to
get lunchbox to go away.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
I'm just saying, like he didn't embrace me warmly, he
didn't accept my collab and guess what happens.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
So he was very plaful, is way more playful than
he had to be. He could just ignore you.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
He could have snooky to you, snooky told me to
shut up exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Didn't say that. But at least I'm just saying. And
and you think because of that their chicken restaurant closed,
that's what happens.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
So if he would have collabed with you. It would
have saved everything.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Probably would have brought a lot more awareness to his business.
It would have showed Guy and a you know, hey, look,
I'm friends with my fans, like I interacted.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
He has that reputation, but not fans that scream at him.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
And so sad to report. Guys, you cannot go get
Guy Fieri. Hey, question, do you do you ever feel
like awkward when you yelled at what?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
No? Embarrassed?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Listen hearing that back? Are you?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Because there's multiple Right, there's the Nicole Kimmen yelling everything
there's been don't touch me, there's no. I wasn't Nicole Kidmen,
it was it was a lady a no. But then
you go to Nicole Kimmen's video shooting that movie you're right,
and see.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Like, yeah, there's so many he forgets and that never.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Got about Nicole Kidman in the movie. That never feels
awkward to you. No, you yell at him Smith in
the hallway, he turns around, Yeah, yeah, that never feels awkward. No,
I'm just trying to get their attention. They're used to it,
but I mean it's never worked out for you, So
don't you think you should try a different way, probably,
but I just get caught up in the moment. Yeah, instinct,
(11:16):
I feel it was just natural. I'm sorry that Guy's
restaurant does.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Not work, and the restaurant business can be brutal. I
don't think has anything to do with the collaboration.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Can't prove it doesn't, though, can't You can't. Can't show
me the facts.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Facts.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
No, there's no facts. I'm just saying you can't prove. Well, yeah,
rip to the chicken place. What was it called Guy's Chicken?
Was it really? I don't know. Oh, okay, I will
never know because it's gone. Who knows? Okay, But now
we can move on from that segment. Good. I told
you so. He's been asking about it for like four days.
I told you so. He told no, we didn't tell
us it wasn't gonna work out. So once he didn't
(11:51):
embrace me, he's in trouble. I don't think you said
that either. But for the new Bobby's stories, it's a
good one. The FTC is making it easier to cancel
your subscriptions. So that is the Federal Trade Commission. These
are some of the things that actually matter a lot
(12:12):
of bulk cup happening. Don't affect us, don't effect normal folks. Hey,
good job, lawmakers. You did one. You did one, so yeah,
this actually affects us in real life. The agency has
finalized its time as Money rule, requiring services to make
canceling a subscription or membership online as easy as signing
up for the service. Man had a Tandy bed membership
for like eight years. Couldn't get out of it. Oh
(12:34):
you tried to get out and you couldn't. I'd be like,
I need to cancel. They're like, well you need to
send a letter to this company. Oh yeah, what I
was terrible. I was like, I've been coming to this
place for like three or four years, like at all
the Playboy bunnies that have on me.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Little stick whatever your that was. You were having to
mail something by like snail mailing.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah, it's crazy. This has been forever. This has been
like three weeks ago. But I know, like fifteen years
ago when tanning badge was a thing. But I remember
it was impossible. So you know what I did. I
canceled my credit card that it was on, which was
a pain in the butt, just so they couldn't charge
me anymore. And then it ended up hurting my credit.
It was is a loss like as a loss loss.
(13:13):
And I even had again at least four Playboy Bunnies
on you Network to prove to them I've been a
loyal customer. I'm moving, but it's hard to cancel some stuff.
I will say what I do like about Apple with
when you subscribe to a service through Apple, you get
a bill in your email every month and lets you
buy it for a year, but you get it til
it reminds you one and then two. All you have
(13:35):
to is go into it and you can hit cancel
at any point into your setting. Yes, huge, super nice. Yeah.
My problem is I forget to cancel, like I get
the free seven day you know, free trial, and then
like two months later, I'm like, dang it.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
That's why you have to send yourself.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
A note well, or if you do it on Apple,
it sends you the month at the end of the
month when you've only paid once to go cancel Sea.
It sounds like you're just forgetting every time you want it.
I'm not an Apple, I'm talking about other streets. I
was gonna say, sounds like you're just distracted, but no, yes,
that makes sense. But yeah, so that they're making it
easier on us that if we get into something we
want to get out, we should be able to get out. Yeah,
(14:12):
good on them. There are least important things you should
be looking for in a partner, okay, because we're all
looking for like hotties with bodies, you know, but these
are things that don't matter as much. Number one, And
they actually put six of them down that people look
for that you probably shouldn't because if you also have them,
(14:36):
that's great, but it's not like they shouldn't be the
main six. Number one a perfect ten, okay, And by
perfect ten, it could also be like a nine or
somebody that fits your description of what you want and
that's the only thing you want physically. Number two, somebody
who's never been married before. Like if you've never been
married and you're like I'm gonna hold out, you actually
meet somebody great that's been married. And for me that
(14:57):
was always that wasn't it. When I was single, I
just was like, I'm never going to marry somebody with
a kid. Yeah, it's a big responsibility.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yeah, at this point, our wife could luck with that.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I'm not looking I'm good. Yeah, she's talking eventually I'm
gonna have my own. Amy, you're my wife had never
been married, so you know that that worked out what
she had. Amy's like, well, like what what was that noise?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, just she's she's younger. If you if you thought
she was twelve, she was like no, but twenty nine exactly.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I do think though, that in your forties, if you
had married someone your age, you might have been with
someone that had been married before.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Here's the thing about that.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I was.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I was never.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Gonna a Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Here's why. Because I wanted to have kids.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Wait, I can still.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
It's a heart lot heard. Oh maybe you know that's
all hard at forty Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I mean I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I wasn't able to get pregnant by twenties, but I
maybe could.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Now. You never know, you so you just kind of
shamed me. Was that you never know? You're like, well, me,
you never know, And I'm like I'm like, oh, maybe
I shouldn't. You never know?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
You never you never know.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Let's see shares the exact same interest now you don't
want that, yeah, because you need your own thing, and
I'll try crazy. You need shared interests, but you don't
need to share exactly the same interests, right, Like we
need to go play golf like on our own, yeah,
or certain shows you can watch by yourself, reading, start
a book. But there needs to be like a core
group of things you enjoy doing together, but you need
(16:30):
to also have things you don't like doing together.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
So my daughter was with your wife having a conversation,
and I guess Kaitlyn said something about you playing PlayStation,
and soa Shira looks.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
At her and goes, grown men play PlayStation.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I got something to say to your daughter.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
No, she just was curious, certainly wanted to know.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
It's unfair.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
And then Caitlyn said, well define grown men.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Oh wow, kids are straight left and right over here.
Last last night, my wife, Amy, her daughter, one of
my wife's friends, our friend Jackie, and two of our
other friends went to watch Sabrina Carpenter last night. Yeah,
did you guys even know who that is?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Look, a driver's license is about her, about her? That's correct.
Good job. Oli Rodrigo wrote that about her, wrote that
about Sabrina. Yeah, I've never been a real Sabrina fan.
Her music seriate, but I'm like, I'm team Olivia Rodrigo.
It's pretty interesting in the rivalry. Yeah, I don't think
they're really rivals anymore. Now. I think it's I mean,
I know I know too much guys. No, no, no,
I know too much. So it's it's about a boy. Morgan,
(17:33):
do you know about the boy?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yes, I know about the boy so which, by the.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Way, he might be one of the best looking guys
in pop music too. Shawn Mendes, Oh, I know Sean Mendez. Yeah,
like him for any place guitar? So what on her? Whoa?
And you say I sound like a cree? Will you
explain the rivalry? It's is Kamila Cabello and Sabrina Carpenter
and Sean Mendez and Kamilic Cobo and then their songs
(17:59):
written about.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
That kind of Well, there's Olivia Rodrigo thing, which is
with Joshua Basset as it.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
There's another there's like there's a few things happening within here,
the love quadrangle. So they're fighting over boys. Don't even
know it's all real, because.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Maybe Lunchbuck should do a report on it.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
No, he still gotta do. I gotta do tesla. Yeah,
all right, moving on other things that you don't need
an oppressive career, What does that mean, if let's say
Morgan's looking for a guy, she goes, he's gotta have
an impressive career for.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
As impressive I think, said oresive.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Oh yeah, what does he do? He is a dictator? Yeah, yeah,
actually impressives. I might have said that wrong.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Aspressive, impressive, Okay, impressive career, but it.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Helps if you have an impressive career. The next one
that you do not need to look for substantial wealth.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Okay, I'm writing, and I think.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Most of these I'm gonna be fair here. I think
most of these are geared toward women for thinks them
things not to look forward to. And I know that
possibly could sound sexist, but I don't know a single
guy that want to find a girl with an impressive
career or substantial wealth. And I don't think every girl
that I know did that. But I don't know a
single guy that's like, you know, what's on my list?
(19:09):
A rich lady? Yeah, surely you guys should be looking
for that, though, because then they get to stay at
home and do nothing cool. Who would want to do?
Yeah would be amazing. That'd be a great stay at
home day.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
So these guys, they would first and next.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Up is highly educated with multiple degrees, like cares that
shouldn't be on or whatever my wife has that I
wish you didn't. Sometimes so smart. It's just like there
are arguments. I'm just like, I know, I'm I'll fight,
like I'll act like I think I can win. Deep
in my heart, deep in my heart, I'm losing. Yes, sir,
(19:47):
don't look for those things. You can have them, and
that's awesome, but make sure those aren't on the list
of non negotiables. Tom Brady is officially a minority owner
of the Las Vegas Vegas Raiders football team. Wow, so
he owns ten percent of the football team, which is
a pretty news. But I mean he signed a one
hundred million, three hundred and five million dollars broadcast deal
right with Fox. Yeah, but he can't now that he's
(20:08):
owning a team. He can't go on any single team facility.
He can't go to any team meetings prior to his
job to do the broadcasting on Fox.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
What he can't, So what's he gonna do?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Like, He's like just gonna stand out to the building
to be like you're on in five four because he
can't do what they normally do because he owns a team.
We can't get inside information about other teams. It's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
So did he was he aware of that?
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
I mean something will probably Yes, he was aware of that, right,
and they're paying them all that money because he's Tom Brady.
But he also gets to be the owner of the
Raiders because he's Tom brom Brady. But he did pay
for it. Kristin Cavalari thinks that Kanye West has been cloned.
I like the story. I have two thoughts on this,
(20:49):
Cavalari on our podcast that she goes, I think Kanye
is a clone. Kristen Rolai that Kanye told her in
a past interview that if he ever disappeared and started
acting differently, it wouldn't really be him. She said, look
at him, compare all photo of him. It's not the
same blank in person. It's not. Don't cancel me, Hollywood.
Whenever the podcast host tried to shoot the theory down,
she doubled down, saying secret groups like the Illuminati will
(21:11):
kill those who speak the truth, rapping with I believe
this with every ounce of my body from TMZ. It's funny.
I don't believe that, but I'll see this. Didn't want
to really like Krystal Cavalary. I really like Chrystal Cavalary.
I had no reason to not want to like Kristan
Cavalary except she was on MTV and I was probably
not relatable at all. She's probably way too pretty to
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think an ugly guy like needs me fun to hang around,
you know. I was like twenty eight or something. I
don't know all it was. She was so nice you
met her, Yes, she was so nice, not even just
like nice, because nice as a word that you just
kind of slap out there and go, it's a pleasant experience.
She was so kind to my wife, where a lot
(21:53):
of times we'll be together and if there's another woman'll
just ignore my wife. Yeah, that's the thing. She was
so nice to my wife. She was so nice to me.
We spent like a half hour doing a professional thing together.
Like you know what. Just because I like christoal Cavalary,
I agree Kanye's clone. He does act different, though, like
way different. I mean that that could be just a
personality thing. I think it is right more than being cloned.
(22:17):
But I think my big story is here. I'm going
to vouch christ Cavalary, even though this sounds like some
crazy I don't know if you guys have any experiences
with her, but no, yeah, loved her. I don't know
her really well, but she was as warm and kind
and I guess when people are pretty, I just don't
expect that. Yeah, she's hot, just even good looking guys.
(22:38):
I'm like, I'll bet they're bet they're dude. Sure do
you think I can say what George told us yesterday?
What about his paternity? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I think you said.
I think say that. Okay, So yesterday Eddie and I
went to play golf with one of our dearest friends,
George Burge. And George has two hit songs. He has
the first one, I Got My mond on You. He's
(23:01):
got that one, and then the second one is she
only listens to cowboys songs. That one's climbing a number
one too, Jim and So we've known George forever. He
is he's such a great guy. And you know he
was at University of Texas. Yeah. I didn't understand the
concept of what a little brother was. But you have
a specific one person that your little brother Dan and sororities.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
You have your big sister little sister.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
So but that's like, it's not like you have ten,
like you have one. That's like you know, you're not
gonna know, but I'm gonna ask to you. And it's crazy. Yes,
who his little brother was, well, I mean he went
to Texas to start there.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Okay, and he has to be younger than George and
he went to.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Five like a year.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Yeah. Yeah, I don't know the ages of these people,
but Jordan's probably didn't have a fraternity.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Been a guest, No, you know his name? Yes, Powell?
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Yeah, Powell, like the great like the actor with the
that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
That was his little brother because he always still text
He saw my friend that was his little brother, and
like he was like really nice and was a good look.
He said. It was kind of nerdier. I mean, he
moved to Hollywood and all of a sudden he's like
sexiest man alive. I might have said sexiest man alive.
He didn't say that. Wasn't that crazy as this little
brother in the fraternity?
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah, that is weird, I guess. Yeah, I need to
I need to google their ages.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
You know my little brother, I didn't really know that. Well,
you're real no fraternity? Yeah, my real dad, who I
don't know, has a son, so I'm not even sad
about it. I'm just I don't even know him though
I met I met him like one when I was
like eleven. You should have gote a fraternity man. Mind.
All right, that's the news.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Bobby's stories.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Breaking, non news, breaking, non news. This is not news
because I'm not doing it, but non news. I am
not booking either one of the presidential candidates on the show.
And I'm not just saying that because there also wasn't
an option, but it was an option, and I'm not
doing it. Why are you not doing it? What's going on?
We spend so much time avoiding dividing. It doesn't have
(25:06):
to be a politics. We were divided amongst ourselves. We
fight all the time. We've known every twenty years. And
in the end, if Eddie wants to punch Lunchbox in
the face, please let me exactly at the end of
the show, they're still gonna hug or if Flunchbox needs
a ride. Like, we in this room are all here
for each other. That's why we can fight with each other.
So what if we had fun.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
With it though, and like we did that thing, like
sometimes we'd do fun with it.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Sometimes do games.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Where it's like, you know, Lunchbox can only ask him
a question with three words or something or easy trivia.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Oh yeah, it wouldn't matter if you as trivia. Let's
just say there was a candidate John Wilson. Yes, And
I mean it wouldn't matter if you came in and
said I'm going to give everybody one hundred dollars listening.
The people who didn't like John John Wilson would go,
he's so full of crab. He just use his money
and only that. Now I don't like you because you
put him on it. And we literally just played can
(25:57):
you name that fart?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
But we're like, wait, wait, wait, we didn't just put
him on.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
We had everybody.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I know, we had them. My point is all I'm
saying is but I saw something about it yesterday because
it had been known that I had been offered both
or been approached about putting both on. I would have
put one on without the other, And then I was like,
I'm just not going to do them. Because we make
a priority that everybody can feel included on this show.
Sometimes we don't want to include each other on the show,
(26:24):
but that's just friendship. For twenty years, Solid News, Why
that stinks for me is and I had to make
this decision. Why that stinks for me is it would
have been massive ratings, massive streams. But I am not
going to do it because I have committed to making
this show hopefully that if you like what we talk
(26:46):
about our content, you feel safe coming here and you
can get mad at one of us for the stupidity
that we do. But I'm not going to bring something
on to divide people that on purpose. So we're not
doing any political We've tried to stay away from it.
At times. I'll talk about issues that affect me personally,
but I'm just not going to do it. So if
(27:08):
you do read that, or if and I can tell
you what one of the stories I saw was coming
out about me was is that I refuse to put
one of them on. It was like, why would he
refuse to put this candidate Dawn? I didn't refuse. I
actually kindly said no to both. But I want our
audience to know. But before it becomes a new story.
(27:30):
If it becomes a new story, I just feel fundamentally
for the show that is not where we are do.
I love politics and reading about it. I'm obsessed with
it and would I love to do it. Would it
be like a cool feather in the cap? Oh? Yeah,
because one of them would have to win, and we'd
be like one of them already was a president and
(27:51):
vice president, the two things we've never had. Would that
be cool for me? Yes? And us. But I mean,
like there's certain but I just I'm not going to
do it. And that's hard to say because I know
the business side of me is like, man, we can
just rock some crazy ratings. Not gonna do it. How
long did you think about it? Yeah? I talked to
(28:11):
my wife about it. My instinct was, well, if we
could get both because one came and then once one came,
the other came pretty shortly after, probably because they know
what each other's doing and like they're and so I
(28:31):
was like, man, I wanted to have him at the
same time. Oh that had been great? Well, yeah, like
bait lying karaoke with both of them. Fun fact Friday
see that kind of stuffs funny. I just I just
couldn't do it. I want to be the place and
this is the only reason. Let's say one more time.
I want to be the place people feel like if
they want to listen to our show, that they can
(28:53):
listen knowing we're not pushing up well you know what
I mean, pushing people. Some people call me that, but
we're not pushing a political agenda. We may have thoughts
about issues, like you can get me going with guns
like I have them. I have a lot of them.
I also feel like they're and I can go on
(29:15):
forever and ever right, Or you could get me got
talking about gay rights. I love them and we should
have them. I think they should have and and then
people are like, I'll get half people going, oh, he
loves guns, he's so conservative, and that he's like, well
look at that. Lib loves gay rights, loves gay people,
and both are true. But people only like get one
(29:39):
side of anything, and they attached to it and then
they hate and I'm like, this is not the place
for that. That's all. I spent a lot of time,
long time saying nothing. We're not having anybody. If you
read a story today that I turned somebody down, just
know that both people were kindly said no, thank you
to I did not turn anybody down because of any
belief that I have. That is all. I also also
one campaign, like three months ago, offer me money not campaign,
(30:01):
probably a side group offered me money to endorse somebody
whoa on social media. I did not take the money.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
It's a lot that's breaking news.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
It was a lot of breaking breaking news. I'm not
gonna say who. And you didn't take the money. Didn't
take the money. Nope, I'm not gonna endorse anybody. Lunch
I think that's a good sign. I'll vote for somebody,
but I'm not taking the money. Let's say lunchbox. Wesley
Johnston was the candidate, and uh, Frankie Johnson was running
against him, and you're a big Frankie Johnson guy. But
(30:33):
Weston Johnston said, hey, we'll give you one hundred thousand
dollars to get on and just say you're voting for
a Well, oh I love Westy. Oh you twitched now.
Westy is a good dude. And you know why. You
know what that shows. That's why I don't win our
cans end of the year.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Well, I was going to say, he's begin a breaking
because that your reward over there looks like glass.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Well, don't care hit a breaking news. Well okay, Well,
I don't want to make this about me yet. We
can mention that in just a second. I just want
I want to get ahead of any news that's coming
out about me. If it does come out, then I'm
a hater toward a candidate. I was not a hater
(31:14):
toward the candidate. I was no. Thank you to both
kindly because of what we try to maintain on this show.
That's all. I want this to be a safe place
for everybody to come. And if you don't like us
because you just don't like us, that's fine. I get it.
I don't like us sometimes, but I don't want you
to not like us because of anything political, because that's
(31:34):
not the space we're in. It's the same reason I
don't come on here and talk about sports all day
on this show, that this is not place for it.
We love sports. I love sports, or do my own side. Yeah,
I've spoken too long, but it would have been cool. Selfishly,
I would have loved it have had him in. It
was so hard because even if I like or don't
like a vice president or a former president, with one
(31:54):
of them about to be the president again, that's a
super cool picture to have forever. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Anyway, if we did tell me something good with him,
and they had to say something good about the other.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
They probably go I say, something good about me, and
then but this is why I'm good and they.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Suck and like that wasn't the question.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
They'd flip it like lunchbox style. Yeah, they flip it, okay,
So taking a break. I just wanted to get that
out there. You guys feel okay? Ye like yeah, man,
I think that's a great reason. It would have been
cool though, Man, I should think like in the Radio
Hall of Fame, thank you, thank you. What would you
have done lunchbox.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
Hot, taking them on the show, taking the money?
Speaker 2 (32:32):
There you have it, Okay, thank you. We will come back.
We're gonna talk about signs. Signs you see makes you
change your life. Signs you see it make sure you
question your life. And he has one every Tuesday. She
sees a lot of signs.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
In a minute.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yeah, she sees like tennis balls on the ground and
she's like, I need to go be a pro tennis
ball player, or letters falling off the board and it
says n oh from the letters, and she's like, do
I need.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
And I had just asked for a sign I was praying,
like I need to sign this would be helpful.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
And then while there's the letters, I.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Know, I guess I would need it to be a
little more distinct. If I'm praying for a sign as no,
the letters fell off the board any matter, that's not
the point. That's the point. That's fine. I'm saying we
talked about signs, and I cannot prove you're wrong in
any way. For me, I need. I don't ask for signs,
and if I get signs, I take it as Hey,
I should reevaluate something and determine if what I've just
(33:25):
seen is giving me an advantage and maybe an adjustment
in my life. That's not true. The guitar that fill
remember when you ask God give me a sign, and
the guitar film my grandma is dead and the air
conditioner flipped on and it did fall, So who knows.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
You always say though, like I can't prove.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
I'm not saying they're not true. I'm saying for me,
I don't know. I'm a little more difficent. But Amy
sort of has another sign on you. She loves birds.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Yeah, I love birds. So both of my parents have
passed away. My mom is a cardinal and my dad
is a blue jay. Very confident about that.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
And you say that again, but say it instead of
just so quickly your mom.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Right after my mom passed away, my sister and I
are laying in bed with her, like she was in
hospice care, and we look up and there's a cardinal
out the window. And cardinals are often associated with loved
ones that I have passed on, So my sister and
I cardinals.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
That's just been a thing. I had a bird feeder.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
I was very into birds during COVID very is like
one of my favorite hobbies. And I had a feeder
and I had like bird bingo. I tracked all the
birds that came to my feeder. I never had a
blue jay come to my feeter. My dad passed away
in twenty twenty one, and after he died, I had
my first blue jay visitor and I was like, Okay,
my mom's cardinal my dad is a blue jay, gives
me comfort, gives me peace. Like I moved this summer
(34:42):
because my mom flew it to me. And I felt
a piece when I saw this cardinal in a tree
and said, sell your house.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Everything's going to be fine. And I did.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
And it wasn't just that I needed the piece, Like
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Sold house because of a bird. Wow, and not a
bird a.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Card bones whatever it is.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
I think my mom used the bird to send me
a message.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Was the bird? I can't prove.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
There's lots of birds. I get it. I know I'm
not saying my mom is the actual bird.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
But I think it's a moment where I connect with
a more spiritual side, where I've been praying for something
and I receive an answer.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
I can't prove you're wrong, and hope you're right, and
if it makes you feel great, I have no problem
with that at all. Me to make a big decision
like that based off of a bird, I.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Know, I know it sounds I had like a piece
that surpasses all understanding. Like I think it was an
answer to prayer. I need that well, in that moment
I had it.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I don't always.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Yeah, I'm on like thirty medications trying to sleep at
this point, I can't get any piece.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Okay, So anyway, Okay, So I'm talking about the dead.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
So i walk out my back porch and there's a
dead blue jay, and I'm thinking, well.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Dad, what does this theory? Theory?
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Okay? So I look it up.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
When a dead blue jay appears, it pushes you to
reflect on life's in permanence, urging you to appreciate the
fleeting moments of joy and happiness. It provokes a profound
understanding that even in loss, there is a lesson to
be learned and growth to be attained.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
And I am.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
In my transitional season and like the divorce the last
two years and a lot of changes that have happened
in my life, like I'm coming out of that other side,
and I'm still am grieving certain parts of my life
and new things that I'm stepping into.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
And I was like, oh, I can get on board.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
With that dad, Like I think your dad died right there,
because that's to me, the Blue Jay died.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
It can still be a message for me in a way,
And like rebirth, like I'm embarking on, like I have
started dating, which is a whole new thing, and I've
been scared, but I can still.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Life is short.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
I need to enjoy life and step into this next chapter.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
I would have interpreted it based on my past interpretations
if I were her as well, the blue Jay is
now dead. It's either that or and now I died
twice less nile or something that's another one. What if
it's a theory at okay, you can't prove him right
or wrong. Your dad was in that blue jay, right,
blue jay died, Your dad now is now being reincarnated
into another baby that's just being born because it's his
(37:25):
soul out of the bird, had to spend his time there,
has now moved on.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
But you're missing the point. He's not actually the bird.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Wow point because you don't know that either. You know
he's not the bird. M there's no guarantees here. So
what if now he's now his soul has now entered
a boy baby coming out of a womb, and that
baby's gonna come visit Amy. Well, we don't know about
that baby too young, baby could be anywhere. But what
if that's now his that that the blue jay was
just a conduit to get back into another get his
(37:50):
soul into another human?
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Wow? I think just what brings you comfort a time?
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Look, And I'm rational enough to know that this may
very well not be the case. But I took this
and it gave me peace, and I felt good about it,
and I'm like, okay, and I haven't had the guts.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
To pick it up. So honestly, every time.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
I walked by, pick it up, bring it up.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
No, I can't pick it up.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
But so I've been walking by it for a little
bit and I every time I walk by and like,
live life to the fullest.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
No, no, no, get a trash bag. You got to get
rid of that thing. Put it over the top, and
the toy dumpster still there. My theory, Amy's dad has
now been reborn as a as a baby in the
past few days. So there's a baby. Walk around, yeah, Cliff,
walk around and see if you see a baby. It
(38:36):
could be named anything. And go Cliff and see if
it looks at you. And if so, I think you
found your dad.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
That can't help. That's not happening, Cliff, Cliff, Okay, fine,
I'll go all.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Yeah, you know and my favorite party. She goes, I'm
rational to know that it could not be. But then,
but I haven't picked it up yet.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
I don't want to pick up a dead bird.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
But it didn't feel like that was what that wasn't
The reason that was the reason was you're not done
yet living life.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
No, No, I don't need the reminder. I just really
don't want to pick up the dead bird.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
So I have to there's a baby out there. That's
a secret. Cliffwise Okay, the baby that.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Your dad whatever. I know people are mixed on this.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
I'm not mixed on it. But what I admire is
that you are dedicated to it and it gives you peace.
That's literally all the matters.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
Yeah, it's not like every time I see a blue
Jay or every time I see a cardinal, I have
some message that's being sent. It's just only it's just
when it happens. I paid attention, and.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
I I mean, I could argue with that too, but however,
it doesn't matter to me. I cannot prove you're wrong.
I don't want to prove you wrong. I love what
it does for you, and nobody's getting hurt by it.
So live it. Yeah, love it. And baby Cliff out there,
what's loving it too? And if you think my thing,
my theory is crazy, then that's unfair of you, because
you're right. I need to be more going for the
(39:58):
baby with a mustache. Yeah, they're like, how does baby
have a mustache? They we're like that Jamie's dad. That's Cliff.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
It comes out. It's speaking Spanish.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Spanish and English. Yes, that's correct. All right, Bobby Bone
show up today.
Speaker 5 (40:14):
This story comes us from Portland Oregon police pulled over
a stolen vehicle with a man and woman inside.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
And they pull up and they say, hey, is there
anything in the car we need to know about? They said,
we got this bag right here, but there's nothing in it.
Like they bring attention to the bag, that's nothing in it. Yeah,
and the bag on it says definitely not a bag
of drugs. On the bag it also says death. So
nothing in this bag. It says not a bag of drugs. Yeah,
and it turns out a lot of drugs. Yeah. Yeah,
So dumb. Okay, I'm munch box. That's your bonehead story
(40:43):
of the day. I want to ask you guys on
the show a couple of questions. First off, Eddie Scuba, Steve,
did you happen to read the book that I gave you? Oh?
I have have you? No, man, my mom's in town
watching the kids, and she's not my wife. My mom's
in town. Two And there's a lot of entertaining going
on the shortest book I hear you. It's a very
very short book's one and thirty pages due it one
(41:05):
hundred and thirty pages is a very short book. And
also there's like some pictures and that work. It's okay,
it's okay.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
The fun it's a little bit.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Can I just give you it's not even about the book. Yeah,
something that I incorporated my life and have for the
past ten years. Whenever it's time to take on a
project that I'm like, I don't really want to do
this right now. Yeah, if you will, and now I
will not press you on the book. If you will
commit to yourself, take ten silent minutes a day, even
if it's you sneak in the bathroom ten minutes a day.
That's it, no phone, Just read for ten minutes. That's it.
(41:36):
I could do that. Yeah, you can do Yeah, I
can do that. It's easy, Scoba, I could do that. Yea,
because in the bathroom I usually have ten minutes to
do nothing, So right, just invest ten minutes a day.
I usually do TikTok at that time, but emails a
little less tick more. Ten minutes a day. Just work
on the book. Okay, it's not even about the book, Amy, Yes,
(41:58):
how do you eat an elephant by at a time?
At a time? Eat they elephant one bide at a time.
I'll check back in a week. Okay, I'm not I'm
not mad. At you. I'm just ad disappointed. Well, it's
this thing. They both are, like, I want to grow
in these certain areas I want, and then I don't
hit them with like a big fat book. I'm like, hey,
this has helped me in my life. I read it
(42:20):
every year, sometimes twice, and I feel like I can
read it in the day and then you don't have
to do you know what, you don't have to do it.
I don't even care. I shouldn't impressed you. I shouldn't
oppressed you. If you don't want to do it, you
don't want to do it, you don't have to do it.
Do it.
Speaker 5 (42:38):
We do want to do it, it's just our free
time is like holding a kid or a crying kid
or where's my mom?
Speaker 2 (42:43):
I hear you, but you have ten minutes. We do
have ten minutes, So that makes sense. You don't have
to do it. It's time.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Is a reverse psychologist.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
I won't do that. I'm out great figures. Write your
script too, radio show as well. Yeah, this is how
it gets traumatic for kids. I wouldn't I wouldn't do
this to a kid. I would only do this to
my adult friends. But I think are very smart. Yet
they still can't go out of it doesn't matter, all right.
(43:11):
I love you, guys. It's hard to Hey, it's hard
to love you sometimes. That's parenting. Man.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Yeah, I love baby, I love you, but he shouldn't
really be our parent.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
But no, no, I'm not yours.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
No, I'm your peer, thank you. In many ways, I'm
your friend and I'm your peer, but you're our daddy
at times. At times with Amy, Amy, we are peers
at work, but we are friends. Also with you, guys,
we are friends and you're my children. Are your lunchboxes
daddy too? No, I'm like, I'm like lunchboxes dad, uncle, grandpa.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
But I come to you for advice.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
And I come to you and go, hey, can you
help me with us as well?
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Not so much advice, but.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Hold on, I go to like Amy, if I have
a splinter in my foot, would you please help me? Oh?
Equally as personal? Yeah, just we use each other for
different personal things.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Would you never know? You can ask me. I got
some wisdom tucked away in case you need it.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
God, remember that. Let me rec now. Amy has tucked
away some wisdom. Yes, and we have to go. Thank you.
We'll see tomorrow. Bye, Bobby Bone Shoe The Bobby Bones
Show theme song, written, produced and sang by read Yarberry.
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(44:32):
Executive producer, Raymondo, Head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My
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and the dogs keeps on.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Lunch box, more get too, Steve read and trying to
put you through the back. He's running this week's next bit,
the Bobby's on the box. So you know what this is,
the Bobby Balls. Tape worm pills are being sold in
the dark web.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
This is terrible.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I thought tape worm pills were to get rid of
tape arms. Why why would that be dark web?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I think tape worms. Yeah, what I'm saying are being.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Sold in a pill. Oh that's crazy, that's all.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah, you don't need those people are buying.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
May get one of those.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
No no, no, no, no no, you know, keep it
as like that are the problem. Then they get in
your body and then yeah they may cause need all the.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
M and m's, And I only that I would train it.
I don't want to tea the goo stuff because I
try to keep a pretty good diet, I mean inside of you.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah okay, yeah yeah, but it's like, hey, tapeworms, you
can't train it.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I would, and I would put like eminem's by the pill,
let's smell it like a drug dog in anytime there's
an eminem or a piece of chocolate, like you were
able to go and attack that, but leave like the
grilled chicken, the broccoli.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It's not for you, that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
So that's what I would train a tapeworm.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
It can deplete you of other nutrients, not.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
The ones I train. But let me give you the
story here. Doctors are warning people about a dangerous trend
out their tapeworm egg pills, and they train an egg.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'm out they cash inside of you. It's disgusting and scary.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Tapeworms are parasites that can grow up to thirty feet
long in the human gut and caused weight loss by
eating food inside the body. This doctor, an oncologist, talked
about a woman who bought these pills and experienced serious
health issues while taking them, so she took them. She
decided to take two capsules, saw some weight loss, but
(01:55):
then had stomach cramps and bloating after passing out, and
experienced severe headache. She finally went to the hospital. And
that's an admission. You're kind of embarrassed to make. What
do you think is wrong? A tape warm eggs? Yeah, accidentally, no,
dark web.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I was actually thinking if I would ever be able
to admit like that's what I did. I mean, I
guess if we're talking like life or death, you finally
just say, yeah, this is what I did.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
But I'd be like, I don't know what's wrong with me.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I know, and I'm embarrassed. When I was taking the
OCD medication, I wasn't even embarrassed to talk about that.
Like I'd go to the doctor of like an ankle injury,
and they're like they could see all my stuff and
they're like, so are you still on whatever the medicine,
and I'm like, ah, yeah, uh yeah, well and then
and then I'm like, but I don't want to be
embaresst of like the medication I take, I shouldn't be there.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
You should you shouldouldn't be This is tapeworms on the
black market is very different than OCD.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
And if their tapeworm eggs, could it be a boy
and a girl and then they could just populate and
you're right, they recreate. That's interesting. But I will a watermelon.
See go into a watermelon. We're talking about this now,
we're getting deep. That's what I thought when I was six,
Like I don't want to to see doctors discovered that
she had ingested two types of tapeworms, one of which
traveled outside of her gut and caused the brain lesions.
(03:07):
Oh oh, you just got to know what kind of
tapeworm you're eating. Stay away from the brain tapeworms. That's
a bad idea. Thankfully she was treated medications to remove
the parasites and reduce brain inflammation, weight loss, and diet
and exercises much less risky than letting organisms live inside
of you. New York Quast. Can I say something that's
it's not going to be met with controversy but mildly
(03:29):
is that if people are doing this and it is
not safe at all, it must be working for some people. Yeah,
in a way that they don't get sick and die.
But I or have this stuff happen, but the risk
of it is probably so great that I wouldn't even
want to mess with it.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
No, I share this with caution, like it's not advised.
And my friend would say it too. But she got
some sort of a parasite situation on purpose.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
This is years ago purpose.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
No, she accidentally contracted, but then she didn't want to
know it was she really did, didn't she got it,
but then it was yeah, she led to weight loss.
She was like, well, wait a second, I don't want
to get rid of it. And she didn't get rid
of it in time, and she has a slew of
health issues now because of it. So if she could
go back, her message to people would be get rid
(04:19):
of it as soon as.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Possible, because now she deals with other things.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Okay, question earthworms in your body?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
No, that's okay, the same thing.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Dig them up? Said he using them to go catch
some perch eating swallow them hole earthworms. I did that
once at a campsite, just trying to be funny. I
mean the earthworm or two. So we didn't call them.
There were nightcrawlers. Yeah, that's it, nightcrawlers. And you cut
them in half. And well when you would cut them
into pieces and you why did you eat them as
a joke? Ye're like you're by a campfire. They're like,
(04:49):
wouldn't is a bet? Is a bet? Somebody bet me
did tapeworm? You're like, please, yeah, it isn't. I bet
you won't eat one? How much a nickel? Okay? I'm
in Also, I just don't want to get on the
dark web like that part seems scary to me too,
because I don't even know how to get on the
dark Web. I'd go to Mike D and be like, secretly,
do I know you know, I think mighty lives in
(05:09):
the dark Web?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Is it like something other than dot com or like
some other than I think it's death.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Or dot crime?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
The background is black, right.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I thought that. I know, I think that. I think
like you have to be in a dark room, and yes,
it's all night, old school typewriter. Is the dark web dark?
It is not dark? Okay? Is there anything good happening
on the dark web? Is there like a secret world
of like people helping each other? Well, yeah, copsicle on
(05:40):
there and bust criminals because they'll look at the activity
and see like, oh there's people selling drugs here. They
can find out how to bust them. They are there, Like,
is there like a light web that's lighter than the
web that we know that people are there just like
giving away free money. No, that's straight black market, because
the lightweb would be fine. That'd be where I like
to go.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Okay, well, I've got some salts are on there?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Why are you saying sleuth called the.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Ones that solve the mysteries.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Or maybe a detective. That's just a weird word to
use that right there, out of nowhere.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Well, I thought, maybe they probably know how to get
on the dark web, and maybe they gather together there
and they solve a murder.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
That ain't dark webon ain't dark weapon Unless I got
a good deal on bills tape farms, deb from Wisconsin,
I'm just so stressed so lately.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
It's one thing after another.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
She never stopped. But you know what, use my car
and I turn on your show and I get a
little normal, and I thank you for that, thanks for
being there. Now was she stressed about that?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Can we get deb on Guba find a number? I
want to call her. I want to do something to
less stress, right with your motto, less stress, more life. Okay,
I want to make her less stress, more life.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
But Ray's always stressed out though ways always know he
is like, not the spokesperson for that, but I felt that, yeah,
it'd be like me being a spokesperson for baby diapers
and I have no kids, right right, so it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Okay, if we get debone, that'd be awesome. Y Okay,
cool lunchbox. He's asked me three times to do this segment.
And then I told you so segment. We're gonna let
him be very cocky and arrogant, but then we're gonna
move off of it. Okay, so you get your time
to shine. Who do you want to say? I told
you so to a guy for your the guy that
cooks the chef. I got the chef.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Yeah, because he had a grand opening of his chicken restaurant.
I went, he didn't really embrace me warmly?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Did you yell at him? Yeah, a little bit. This
is one of those okay, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
And then I asked him to be a collaborator on
my video to bring you know, awareness to his restaurant.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Oh my god, you yoused to ask him to be
a collaborator. Yeah, and he never accepted. He's got like
ten million following.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Guess what a restaurant that's not good?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Can I play out just for context? Can I please
play Lunchbox at Guy Fieri's opening, yelling at Guy Fieri
doing what he does? Go ahead, been sure you're listening
to the Bobby Bone Show. Were I don't know who
you are? If you are, pay anyway, I'll say you know,
I know I'm Lunchbox I'm morning show for you.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Better be legit you're a night girl about all this.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I'm going to find the governor listens. I am one
of her, so legit. We're on a hundred. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Hey, what do you want?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Hey, just make sure you're listening. This is Guy Fieri's
and you're looking. I can do I get my name
right now, get my name right there you go. I know,
I know, you just got it wrong. So this is
guy Bitty. Go listen to lunchbox because he gets my
name wrong every time. But you know what, I'm listening
to the Bobby Bone Show. Come on Lunchbox. That's a
pretty good liner. He was very nice about that. Actually,
that's nice for as aggressive as you were. Where's he
(08:50):
one seventy five? First of all, it's more than that.
And secondly, I think he just yelled number. I just
made up a number.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Yeah that's the spot. Yeah, I have no idea how
to know. But he never accepted my collaboration. He never said,
you know what, I'll be a collab on that video.
She doesn't running on social media, and then the social.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Media team messed up.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
But I was down there by the restaurant the other
day and I was like, man, let me go check
it out.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
See how he's doing. Going, do you have another one? Y,
I'm hanging out with guy. I'm hanging out with guy.
You guys don't believe me and Guy are best friends? Right?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Guy?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Best friends?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
No, I'm as excited. You have to dislust your shift
that starts. He I know, that's why I got to
get out of here and quickly. But I just want
to want to make sure everybody knew we're friends. We're friends, right,
say we're friends. Got start lunchboxing? Guy are good friends?
Guys being as nice as he can be, Like just
(09:41):
trying to like say stuff that's kind of funny to
get lunchbox to go away.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
I'm just saying, like he didn't embrace me warmly, he
didn't accept my collab and guess what happens.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
So he was very plaful, is way more playful than
he had to be. He could just ignore you.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
He could have snooky to you, snooky told me to
shut up exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Didn't say that. But at least I'm just saying. And
and you think because of that their chicken restaurant closed,
that's what happens.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
So if he would have collabed with you. It would
have saved everything.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Probably would have brought a lot more awareness to his business.
It would have showed Guy and a you know, hey, look,
I'm friends with my fans, like I interacted.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
He has that reputation, but not fans that scream at him.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
And so sad to report. Guys, you cannot go get
Guy Fieri. Hey, question, do you do you ever feel
like awkward when you yelled at what?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
No? Embarrassed?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Listen hearing that back? Are you?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Because there's multiple Right, there's the Nicole Kimmen yelling everything
there's been don't touch me, there's no. I wasn't Nicole Kidmen,
it was it was a lady a no. But then
you go to Nicole Kimmen's video shooting that movie you're right,
and see.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Like, yeah, there's so many he forgets and that never.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Got about Nicole Kidman in the movie. That never feels
awkward to you. No, you yell at him Smith in
the hallway, he turns around, Yeah, yeah, that never feels awkward. No,
I'm just trying to get their attention. They're used to it,
but I mean it's never worked out for you, So
don't you think you should try a different way, probably,
but I just get caught up in the moment. Yeah, instinct,
(11:16):
I feel it was just natural. I'm sorry that Guy's
restaurant does.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Not work, and the restaurant business can be brutal. I
don't think has anything to do with the collaboration.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Can't prove it doesn't, though, can't You can't. Can't show
me the facts.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Facts.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
No, there's no facts. I'm just saying you can't prove. Well, yeah,
rip to the chicken place. What was it called Guy's Chicken?
Was it really? I don't know. Oh, okay, I will
never know because it's gone. Who knows? Okay, But now
we can move on from that segment. Good. I told
you so. He's been asking about it for like four days.
I told you so. He told no, we didn't tell
us it wasn't gonna work out. So once he didn't
(11:51):
embrace me, he's in trouble. I don't think you said
that either. But for the new Bobby's stories, it's a
good one. The FTC is making it easier to cancel
your subscriptions. So that is the Federal Trade Commission. These
are some of the things that actually matter a lot
(12:12):
of bulk cup happening. Don't affect us, don't effect normal folks. Hey,
good job, lawmakers. You did one. You did one, so yeah,
this actually affects us in real life. The agency has
finalized its time as Money rule, requiring services to make
canceling a subscription or membership online as easy as signing
up for the service. Man had a Tandy bed membership
for like eight years. Couldn't get out of it. Oh
(12:34):
you tried to get out and you couldn't. I'd be like,
I need to cancel. They're like, well you need to
send a letter to this company. Oh yeah, what I
was terrible. I was like, I've been coming to this
place for like three or four years, like at all
the Playboy bunnies that have on me.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Little stick whatever your that was. You were having to
mail something by like snail mailing.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah, it's crazy. This has been forever. This has been
like three weeks ago. But I know, like fifteen years
ago when tanning badge was a thing. But I remember
it was impossible. So you know what I did. I
canceled my credit card that it was on, which was
a pain in the butt, just so they couldn't charge
me anymore. And then it ended up hurting my credit.
It was is a loss like as a loss loss.
(13:13):
And I even had again at least four Playboy Bunnies
on you Network to prove to them I've been a
loyal customer. I'm moving, but it's hard to cancel some stuff.
I will say what I do like about Apple with
when you subscribe to a service through Apple, you get
a bill in your email every month and lets you
buy it for a year, but you get it til
it reminds you one and then two. All you have
(13:35):
to is go into it and you can hit cancel
at any point into your setting. Yes, huge, super nice. Yeah.
My problem is I forget to cancel, like I get
the free seven day you know, free trial, and then
like two months later, I'm like, dang it.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
That's why you have to send yourself.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
A note well, or if you do it on Apple,
it sends you the month at the end of the
month when you've only paid once to go cancel Sea.
It sounds like you're just forgetting every time you want it.
I'm not an Apple, I'm talking about other streets. I
was gonna say, sounds like you're just distracted, but no, yes,
that makes sense. But yeah, so that they're making it
easier on us that if we get into something we
want to get out, we should be able to get out. Yeah,
(14:12):
good on them. There are least important things you should
be looking for in a partner, okay, because we're all
looking for like hotties with bodies, you know, but these
are things that don't matter as much. Number one, And
they actually put six of them down that people look
for that you probably shouldn't because if you also have them,
(14:36):
that's great, but it's not like they shouldn't be the
main six. Number one a perfect ten, okay, And by
perfect ten, it could also be like a nine or
somebody that fits your description of what you want and
that's the only thing you want physically. Number two, somebody
who's never been married before. Like if you've never been
married and you're like I'm gonna hold out, you actually
meet somebody great that's been married. And for me that
(14:57):
was always that wasn't it. When I was single, I
just was like, I'm never going to marry somebody with
a kid. Yeah, it's a big responsibility.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yeah, at this point, our wife could luck with that.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I'm not looking I'm good. Yeah, she's talking eventually I'm
gonna have my own. Amy, you're my wife had never
been married, so you know that that worked out what
she had. Amy's like, well, like what what was that noise?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, just she's she's younger. If you if you thought
she was twelve, she was like no, but twenty nine exactly.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I do think though, that in your forties, if you
had married someone your age, you might have been with
someone that had been married before.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Here's the thing about that.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I was.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I was never.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Gonna a Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Here's why. Because I wanted to have kids.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Wait, I can still.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
It's a heart lot heard. Oh maybe you know that's
all hard at forty Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I mean I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I wasn't able to get pregnant by twenties, but I
maybe could.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Now. You never know, you so you just kind of
shamed me. Was that you never know? You're like, well, me,
you never know, And I'm like I'm like, oh, maybe
I shouldn't. You never know?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
You never you never know.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Let's see shares the exact same interest now you don't
want that, yeah, because you need your own thing, and
I'll try crazy. You need shared interests, but you don't
need to share exactly the same interests, right, Like we
need to go play golf like on our own, yeah,
or certain shows you can watch by yourself, reading, start
a book. But there needs to be like a core
group of things you enjoy doing together, but you need
(16:30):
to also have things you don't like doing together.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
So my daughter was with your wife having a conversation,
and I guess Kaitlyn said something about you playing PlayStation,
and soa Shira looks.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
At her and goes, grown men play PlayStation.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I got something to say to your daughter.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
No, she just was curious, certainly wanted to know.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
It's unfair.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
And then Caitlyn said, well define grown men.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Oh wow, kids are straight left and right over here.
Last last night, my wife, Amy, her daughter, one of
my wife's friends, our friend Jackie, and two of our
other friends went to watch Sabrina Carpenter last night. Yeah,
did you guys even know who that is?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Look, a driver's license is about her, about her? That's correct.
Good job. Oli Rodrigo wrote that about her, wrote that
about Sabrina. Yeah, I've never been a real Sabrina fan.
Her music seriate, but I'm like, I'm team Olivia Rodrigo.
It's pretty interesting in the rivalry. Yeah, I don't think
they're really rivals anymore. Now. I think it's I mean,
I know I know too much guys. No, no, no,
I know too much. So it's it's about a boy. Morgan,
(17:33):
do you know about the boy?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yes, I know about the boy so which, by the.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Way, he might be one of the best looking guys
in pop music too. Shawn Mendes, Oh, I know Sean Mendez. Yeah,
like him for any place guitar? So what on her? Whoa?
And you say I sound like a cree? Will you
explain the rivalry? It's is Kamila Cabello and Sabrina Carpenter
and Sean Mendez and Kamilic Cobo and then their songs
(17:59):
written about.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
That kind of Well, there's Olivia Rodrigo thing, which is
with Joshua Basset as it.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
There's another there's like there's a few things happening within here,
the love quadrangle. So they're fighting over boys. Don't even
know it's all real, because.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Maybe Lunchbuck should do a report on it.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
No, he still gotta do. I gotta do tesla. Yeah,
all right, moving on other things that you don't need
an oppressive career, What does that mean, if let's say
Morgan's looking for a guy, she goes, he's gotta have
an impressive career for.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
As impressive I think, said oresive.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Oh yeah, what does he do? He is a dictator? Yeah, yeah,
actually impressives. I might have said that wrong.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Aspressive, impressive, Okay, impressive career, but it.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Helps if you have an impressive career. The next one
that you do not need to look for substantial wealth.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Okay, I'm writing, and I think.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Most of these I'm gonna be fair here. I think
most of these are geared toward women for thinks them
things not to look forward to. And I know that
possibly could sound sexist, but I don't know a single
guy that want to find a girl with an impressive
career or substantial wealth. And I don't think every girl
that I know did that. But I don't know a
single guy that's like, you know, what's on my list?
(19:09):
A rich lady? Yeah, surely you guys should be looking
for that, though, because then they get to stay at
home and do nothing cool. Who would want to do?
Yeah would be amazing. That'd be a great stay at
home day.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
So these guys, they would first and next.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Up is highly educated with multiple degrees, like cares that
shouldn't be on or whatever my wife has that I
wish you didn't. Sometimes so smart. It's just like there
are arguments. I'm just like, I know, I'm I'll fight,
like I'll act like I think I can win. Deep
in my heart, deep in my heart, I'm losing. Yes, sir,
(19:47):
don't look for those things. You can have them, and
that's awesome, but make sure those aren't on the list
of non negotiables. Tom Brady is officially a minority owner
of the Las Vegas Vegas Raiders football team. Wow, so
he owns ten percent of the football team, which is
a pretty news. But I mean he signed a one
hundred million, three hundred and five million dollars broadcast deal
right with Fox. Yeah, but he can't now that he's
(20:08):
owning a team. He can't go on any single team facility.
He can't go to any team meetings prior to his
job to do the broadcasting on Fox.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
What he can't, So what's he gonna do?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Like, He's like just gonna stand out to the building
to be like you're on in five four because he
can't do what they normally do because he owns a team.
We can't get inside information about other teams. It's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
So did he was he aware of that?
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
I mean something will probably Yes, he was aware of that, right,
and they're paying them all that money because he's Tom Brady.
But he also gets to be the owner of the
Raiders because he's Tom brom Brady. But he did pay
for it. Kristin Cavalari thinks that Kanye West has been cloned.
I like the story. I have two thoughts on this,
(20:49):
Cavalari on our podcast that she goes, I think Kanye
is a clone. Kristen Rolai that Kanye told her in
a past interview that if he ever disappeared and started
acting differently, it wouldn't really be him. She said, look
at him, compare all photo of him. It's not the
same blank in person. It's not. Don't cancel me, Hollywood.
Whenever the podcast host tried to shoot the theory down,
she doubled down, saying secret groups like the Illuminati will
(21:11):
kill those who speak the truth, rapping with I believe
this with every ounce of my body from TMZ. It's funny.
I don't believe that, but I'll see this. Didn't want
to really like Krystal Cavalary. I really like Chrystal Cavalary.
I had no reason to not want to like Kristan
Cavalary except she was on MTV and I was probably
not relatable at all. She's probably way too pretty to
(21:33):
think an ugly guy like needs me fun to hang around,
you know. I was like twenty eight or something. I
don't know all it was. She was so nice you
met her, Yes, she was so nice, not even just
like nice, because nice as a word that you just
kind of slap out there and go, it's a pleasant experience.
She was so kind to my wife, where a lot
(21:53):
of times we'll be together and if there's another woman'll
just ignore my wife. Yeah, that's the thing. She was
so nice to my wife. She was so nice to me.
We spent like a half hour doing a professional thing together.
Like you know what. Just because I like christoal Cavalary,
I agree Kanye's clone. He does act different, though, like
way different. I mean that that could be just a
personality thing. I think it is right more than being cloned.
(22:17):
But I think my big story is here. I'm going
to vouch christ Cavalary, even though this sounds like some
crazy I don't know if you guys have any experiences
with her, but no, yeah, loved her. I don't know
her really well, but she was as warm and kind
and I guess when people are pretty, I just don't
expect that. Yeah, she's hot, just even good looking guys.
(22:38):
I'm like, I'll bet they're bet they're dude. Sure do
you think I can say what George told us yesterday?
What about his paternity? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I think you said.
I think say that. Okay, So yesterday Eddie and I
went to play golf with one of our dearest friends,
George Burge. And George has two hit songs. He has
the first one, I Got My mond on You. He's
(23:01):
got that one, and then the second one is she
only listens to cowboys songs. That one's climbing a number
one too, Jim and So we've known George forever. He
is he's such a great guy. And you know he
was at University of Texas. Yeah. I didn't understand the
concept of what a little brother was. But you have
a specific one person that your little brother Dan and sororities.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
You have your big sister little sister.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
So but that's like, it's not like you have ten,
like you have one. That's like you know, you're not
gonna know, but I'm gonna ask to you. And it's crazy. Yes,
who his little brother was, well, I mean he went
to Texas to start there.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Okay, and he has to be younger than George and
he went to.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Five like a year.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Yeah. Yeah, I don't know the ages of these people,
but Jordan's probably didn't have a fraternity.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Been a guest, No, you know his name? Yes, Powell?
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Yeah, Powell, like the great like the actor with the
that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
That was his little brother because he always still text
He saw my friend that was his little brother, and
like he was like really nice and was a good look.
He said. It was kind of nerdier. I mean, he
moved to Hollywood and all of a sudden he's like
sexiest man alive. I might have said sexiest man alive.
He didn't say that. Wasn't that crazy as this little
brother in the fraternity?
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah, that is weird, I guess. Yeah, I need to
I need to google their ages.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
You know my little brother, I didn't really know that. Well,
you're real no fraternity? Yeah, my real dad, who I
don't know, has a son, so I'm not even sad
about it. I'm just I don't even know him though
I met I met him like one when I was
like eleven. You should have gote a fraternity man. Mind.
All right, that's the news.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Bobby's stories.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Breaking, non news, breaking, non news. This is not news
because I'm not doing it, but non news. I am
not booking either one of the presidential candidates on the show.
And I'm not just saying that because there also wasn't
an option, but it was an option, and I'm not
doing it. Why are you not doing it? What's going on?
We spend so much time avoiding dividing. It doesn't have
(25:06):
to be a politics. We were divided amongst ourselves. We
fight all the time. We've known every twenty years. And
in the end, if Eddie wants to punch Lunchbox in
the face, please let me exactly at the end of
the show, they're still gonna hug or if Flunchbox needs
a ride. Like, we in this room are all here
for each other. That's why we can fight with each other.
So what if we had fun.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
With it though, and like we did that thing, like
sometimes we'd do fun with it.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Sometimes do games.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Where it's like, you know, Lunchbox can only ask him
a question with three words or something or easy trivia.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Oh yeah, it wouldn't matter if you as trivia. Let's
just say there was a candidate John Wilson. Yes, And
I mean it wouldn't matter if you came in and
said I'm going to give everybody one hundred dollars listening.
The people who didn't like John John Wilson would go,
he's so full of crab. He just use his money
and only that. Now I don't like you because you
put him on it. And we literally just played can
(25:57):
you name that fart?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
But we're like, wait, wait, wait, we didn't just put
him on.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
We had everybody.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I know, we had them. My point is all I'm
saying is but I saw something about it yesterday because
it had been known that I had been offered both
or been approached about putting both on. I would have
put one on without the other, And then I was like,
I'm just not going to do them. Because we make
a priority that everybody can feel included on this show.
Sometimes we don't want to include each other on the show,
(26:24):
but that's just friendship. For twenty years, Solid News, Why
that stinks for me is and I had to make
this decision. Why that stinks for me is it would
have been massive ratings, massive streams. But I am not
going to do it because I have committed to making
this show hopefully that if you like what we talk
(26:46):
about our content, you feel safe coming here and you
can get mad at one of us for the stupidity
that we do. But I'm not going to bring something
on to divide people that on purpose. So we're not
doing any political We've tried to stay away from it.
At times. I'll talk about issues that affect me personally,
but I'm just not going to do it. So if
(27:08):
you do read that, or if and I can tell
you what one of the stories I saw was coming
out about me was is that I refuse to put
one of them on. It was like, why would he
refuse to put this candidate Dawn? I didn't refuse. I
actually kindly said no to both. But I want our
audience to know. But before it becomes a new story.
(27:30):
If it becomes a new story, I just feel fundamentally
for the show that is not where we are do.
I love politics and reading about it. I'm obsessed with
it and would I love to do it. Would it
be like a cool feather in the cap? Oh? Yeah,
because one of them would have to win, and we'd
be like one of them already was a president and
(27:51):
vice president, the two things we've never had. Would that
be cool for me? Yes? And us. But I mean,
like there's certain but I just I'm not going to
do it. And that's hard to say because I know
the business side of me is like, man, we can
just rock some crazy ratings. Not gonna do it. How
long did you think about it? Yeah? I talked to
(28:11):
my wife about it. My instinct was, well, if we
could get both because one came and then once one came,
the other came pretty shortly after, probably because they know
what each other's doing and like they're and so I
(28:31):
was like, man, I wanted to have him at the
same time. Oh that had been great? Well, yeah, like
bait lying karaoke with both of them. Fun fact Friday
see that kind of stuffs funny. I just I just
couldn't do it. I want to be the place and
this is the only reason. Let's say one more time.
I want to be the place people feel like if
they want to listen to our show, that they can
(28:53):
listen knowing we're not pushing up well you know what
I mean, pushing people. Some people call me that, but
we're not pushing a political agenda. We may have thoughts
about issues, like you can get me going with guns
like I have them. I have a lot of them.
I also feel like they're and I can go on
(29:15):
forever and ever right, Or you could get me got
talking about gay rights. I love them and we should
have them. I think they should have and and then
people are like, I'll get half people going, oh, he
loves guns, he's so conservative, and that he's like, well
look at that. Lib loves gay rights, loves gay people,
and both are true. But people only like get one
(29:39):
side of anything, and they attached to it and then
they hate and I'm like, this is not the place
for that. That's all. I spent a lot of time,
long time saying nothing. We're not having anybody. If you
read a story today that I turned somebody down, just
know that both people were kindly said no, thank you
to I did not turn anybody down because of any
belief that I have. That is all. I also also
one campaign, like three months ago, offer me money not campaign,
(30:01):
probably a side group offered me money to endorse somebody
whoa on social media. I did not take the money.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
It's a lot that's breaking news.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
It was a lot of breaking breaking news. I'm not
gonna say who. And you didn't take the money. Didn't
take the money. Nope, I'm not gonna endorse anybody. Lunch
I think that's a good sign. I'll vote for somebody,
but I'm not taking the money. Let's say lunchbox. Wesley
Johnston was the candidate, and uh, Frankie Johnson was running
against him, and you're a big Frankie Johnson guy. But
(30:33):
Weston Johnston said, hey, we'll give you one hundred thousand
dollars to get on and just say you're voting for
a Well, oh I love Westy. Oh you twitched now.
Westy is a good dude. And you know why. You
know what that shows. That's why I don't win our
cans end of the year.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Well, I was going to say, he's begin a breaking
because that your reward over there looks like glass.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Well, don't care hit a breaking news. Well okay, Well,
I don't want to make this about me yet. We
can mention that in just a second. I just want
I want to get ahead of any news that's coming
out about me. If it does come out, then I'm
a hater toward a candidate. I was not a hater
(31:14):
toward the candidate. I was no. Thank you to both
kindly because of what we try to maintain on this show.
That's all. I want this to be a safe place
for everybody to come. And if you don't like us
because you just don't like us, that's fine. I get it.
I don't like us sometimes, but I don't want you
to not like us because of anything political, because that's
(31:34):
not the space we're in. It's the same reason I
don't come on here and talk about sports all day
on this show, that this is not place for it.
We love sports. I love sports, or do my own side. Yeah,
I've spoken too long, but it would have been cool. Selfishly,
I would have loved it have had him in. It
was so hard because even if I like or don't
like a vice president or a former president, with one
(31:54):
of them about to be the president again, that's a
super cool picture to have forever. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Anyway, if we did tell me something good with him,
and they had to say something good about the other.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
They probably go I say, something good about me, and
then but this is why I'm good and they.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Suck and like that wasn't the question.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
They'd flip it like lunchbox style. Yeah, they flip it, okay,
So taking a break. I just wanted to get that
out there. You guys feel okay? Ye like yeah, man,
I think that's a great reason. It would have been
cool though, Man, I should think like in the Radio
Hall of Fame, thank you, thank you. What would you
have done lunchbox.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
Hot, taking them on the show, taking the money?
Speaker 2 (32:32):
There you have it, Okay, thank you. We will come back.
We're gonna talk about signs. Signs you see makes you
change your life. Signs you see it make sure you
question your life. And he has one every Tuesday. She
sees a lot of signs.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
In a minute.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yeah, she sees like tennis balls on the ground and
she's like, I need to go be a pro tennis
ball player, or letters falling off the board and it
says n oh from the letters, and she's like, do
I need.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
And I had just asked for a sign I was praying,
like I need to sign this would be helpful.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
And then while there's the letters, I.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Know, I guess I would need it to be a
little more distinct. If I'm praying for a sign as no,
the letters fell off the board any matter, that's not
the point. That's the point. That's fine. I'm saying we
talked about signs, and I cannot prove you're wrong in
any way. For me, I need. I don't ask for signs,
and if I get signs, I take it as Hey,
I should reevaluate something and determine if what I've just
(33:25):
seen is giving me an advantage and maybe an adjustment
in my life. That's not true. The guitar that fill
remember when you ask God give me a sign, and
the guitar film my grandma is dead and the air
conditioner flipped on and it did fall, So who knows.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
You always say though, like I can't prove.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
I'm not saying they're not true. I'm saying for me,
I don't know. I'm a little more difficent. But Amy
sort of has another sign on you. She loves birds.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Yeah, I love birds. So both of my parents have
passed away. My mom is a cardinal and my dad
is a blue jay. Very confident about that.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
And you say that again, but say it instead of
just so quickly your mom.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Right after my mom passed away, my sister and I
are laying in bed with her, like she was in
hospice care, and we look up and there's a cardinal
out the window. And cardinals are often associated with loved
ones that I have passed on, So my sister and
I cardinals.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
That's just been a thing. I had a bird feeder.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
I was very into birds during COVID very is like
one of my favorite hobbies. And I had a feeder
and I had like bird bingo. I tracked all the
birds that came to my feeder. I never had a
blue jay come to my feeter. My dad passed away
in twenty twenty one, and after he died, I had
my first blue jay visitor and I was like, Okay,
my mom's cardinal my dad is a blue jay, gives
me comfort, gives me peace. Like I moved this summer
(34:42):
because my mom flew it to me. And I felt
a piece when I saw this cardinal in a tree
and said, sell your house.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Everything's going to be fine. And I did.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
And it wasn't just that I needed the piece, Like
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Sold house because of a bird. Wow, and not a
bird a.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Card bones whatever it is.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
I think my mom used the bird to send me
a message.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Was the bird? I can't prove.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
There's lots of birds. I get it. I know I'm
not saying my mom is the actual bird.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
But I think it's a moment where I connect with
a more spiritual side, where I've been praying for something
and I receive an answer.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
I can't prove you're wrong, and hope you're right, and
if it makes you feel great, I have no problem
with that at all. Me to make a big decision
like that based off of a bird, I.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Know, I know it sounds I had like a piece
that surpasses all understanding. Like I think it was an
answer to prayer. I need that well, in that moment
I had it.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I don't always.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Yeah, I'm on like thirty medications trying to sleep at
this point, I can't get any piece.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Okay, So anyway, Okay, So I'm talking about the dead.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
So i walk out my back porch and there's a
dead blue jay, and I'm thinking, well.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Dad, what does this theory? Theory?
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Okay? So I look it up.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
When a dead blue jay appears, it pushes you to
reflect on life's in permanence, urging you to appreciate the
fleeting moments of joy and happiness. It provokes a profound
understanding that even in loss, there is a lesson to
be learned and growth to be attained.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
And I am.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
In my transitional season and like the divorce the last
two years and a lot of changes that have happened
in my life, like I'm coming out of that other side,
and I'm still am grieving certain parts of my life
and new things that I'm stepping into.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
And I was like, oh, I can get on board.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
With that dad, Like I think your dad died right there,
because that's to me, the Blue Jay died.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
It can still be a message for me in a way,
And like rebirth, like I'm embarking on, like I have
started dating, which is a whole new thing, and I've
been scared, but I can still.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Life is short.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
I need to enjoy life and step into this next chapter.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
I would have interpreted it based on my past interpretations
if I were her as well, the blue Jay is
now dead. It's either that or and now I died
twice less nile or something that's another one. What if
it's a theory at okay, you can't prove him right
or wrong. Your dad was in that blue jay, right,
blue jay died, Your dad now is now being reincarnated
into another baby that's just being born because it's his
(37:25):
soul out of the bird, had to spend his time there,
has now moved on.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
But you're missing the point. He's not actually the bird.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Wow point because you don't know that either. You know
he's not the bird. M there's no guarantees here. So
what if now he's now his soul has now entered
a boy baby coming out of a womb, and that
baby's gonna come visit Amy. Well, we don't know about
that baby too young, baby could be anywhere. But what
if that's now his that that the blue jay was
just a conduit to get back into another get his
(37:50):
soul into another human?
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Wow? I think just what brings you comfort a time?
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Look, And I'm rational enough to know that this may
very well not be the case. But I took this
and it gave me peace, and I felt good about it,
and I'm like, okay, and I haven't had the guts.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
To pick it up. So honestly, every time.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
I walked by, pick it up, bring it up.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
No, I can't pick it up.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
But so I've been walking by it for a little
bit and I every time I walk by and like,
live life to the fullest.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
No, no, no, get a trash bag. You got to get
rid of that thing. Put it over the top, and
the toy dumpster still there. My theory, Amy's dad has
now been reborn as a as a baby in the
past few days. So there's a baby. Walk around, yeah, Cliff,
walk around and see if you see a baby. It
(38:36):
could be named anything. And go Cliff and see if
it looks at you. And if so, I think you
found your dad.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
That can't help. That's not happening, Cliff, Cliff, Okay, fine,
I'll go all.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Yeah, you know and my favorite party. She goes, I'm
rational to know that it could not be. But then,
but I haven't picked it up yet.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
I don't want to pick up a dead bird.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
But it didn't feel like that was what that wasn't
The reason that was the reason was you're not done
yet living life.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
No, No, I don't need the reminder. I just really
don't want to pick up the dead bird.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
So I have to there's a baby out there. That's
a secret. Cliffwise Okay, the baby that.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Your dad whatever. I know people are mixed on this.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
I'm not mixed on it. But what I admire is
that you are dedicated to it and it gives you peace.
That's literally all the matters.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
Yeah, it's not like every time I see a blue
Jay or every time I see a cardinal, I have
some message that's being sent. It's just only it's just
when it happens. I paid attention, and.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
I I mean, I could argue with that too, but however,
it doesn't matter to me. I cannot prove you're wrong.
I don't want to prove you wrong. I love what
it does for you, and nobody's getting hurt by it.
So live it. Yeah, love it. And baby Cliff out there,
what's loving it too? And if you think my thing,
my theory is crazy, then that's unfair of you, because
you're right. I need to be more going for the
(39:58):
baby with a mustache. Yeah, they're like, how does baby
have a mustache? They we're like that Jamie's dad. That's Cliff.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
It comes out. It's speaking Spanish.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Spanish and English. Yes, that's correct. All right, Bobby Bone
show up today.
Speaker 5 (40:14):
This story comes us from Portland Oregon police pulled over
a stolen vehicle with a man and woman inside.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
And they pull up and they say, hey, is there
anything in the car we need to know about? They said,
we got this bag right here, but there's nothing in it.
Like they bring attention to the bag, that's nothing in it. Yeah,
and the bag on it says definitely not a bag
of drugs. On the bag it also says death. So
nothing in this bag. It says not a bag of drugs. Yeah,
and it turns out a lot of drugs. Yeah. Yeah,
So dumb. Okay, I'm munch box. That's your bonehead story
(40:43):
of the day. I want to ask you guys on
the show a couple of questions. First off, Eddie Scuba, Steve,
did you happen to read the book that I gave you? Oh?
I have have you? No, man, my mom's in town
watching the kids, and she's not my wife. My mom's
in town. Two And there's a lot of entertaining going
on the shortest book I hear you. It's a very
very short book's one and thirty pages due it one
(41:05):
hundred and thirty pages is a very short book. And
also there's like some pictures and that work. It's okay,
it's okay.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
The fun it's a little bit.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Can I just give you it's not even about the book. Yeah,
something that I incorporated my life and have for the
past ten years. Whenever it's time to take on a
project that I'm like, I don't really want to do
this right now. Yeah, if you will, and now I
will not press you on the book. If you will
commit to yourself, take ten silent minutes a day, even
if it's you sneak in the bathroom ten minutes a day.
That's it, no phone, Just read for ten minutes. That's it.
(41:36):
I could do that. Yeah, you can do Yeah, I
can do that. It's easy, Scoba, I could do that. Yea,
because in the bathroom I usually have ten minutes to
do nothing, So right, just invest ten minutes a day.
I usually do TikTok at that time, but emails a
little less tick more. Ten minutes a day. Just work
on the book. Okay, it's not even about the book, Amy, Yes,
(41:58):
how do you eat an elephant by at a time?
At a time? Eat they elephant one bide at a time.
I'll check back in a week. Okay, I'm not I'm
not mad. At you. I'm just ad disappointed. Well, it's
this thing. They both are, like, I want to grow
in these certain areas I want, and then I don't
hit them with like a big fat book. I'm like, hey,
this has helped me in my life. I read it
(42:20):
every year, sometimes twice, and I feel like I can
read it in the day and then you don't have
to do you know what, you don't have to do it.
I don't even care. I shouldn't impressed you. I shouldn't
oppressed you. If you don't want to do it, you
don't want to do it, you don't have to do it.
Do it.
Speaker 5 (42:38):
We do want to do it, it's just our free
time is like holding a kid or a crying kid
or where's my mom?
Speaker 2 (42:43):
I hear you, but you have ten minutes. We do
have ten minutes, So that makes sense. You don't have
to do it. It's time.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Is a reverse psychologist.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
I won't do that. I'm out great figures. Write your
script too, radio show as well. Yeah, this is how
it gets traumatic for kids. I wouldn't I wouldn't do
this to a kid. I would only do this to
my adult friends. But I think are very smart. Yet
they still can't go out of it doesn't matter, all right.
(43:11):
I love you, guys. It's hard to Hey, it's hard
to love you sometimes. That's parenting. Man.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Yeah, I love baby, I love you, but he shouldn't
really be our parent.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
But no, no, I'm not yours.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
No, I'm your peer, thank you. In many ways, I'm
your friend and I'm your peer, but you're our daddy
at times. At times with Amy, Amy, we are peers
at work, but we are friends. Also with you, guys,
we are friends and you're my children. Are your lunchboxes
daddy too? No, I'm like, I'm like lunchboxes dad, uncle, grandpa.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
But I come to you for advice.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
And I come to you and go, hey, can you
help me with us as well?
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Not so much advice, but.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Hold on, I go to like Amy, if I have
a splinter in my foot, would you please help me? Oh?
Equally as personal? Yeah, just we use each other for
different personal things.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Would you never know? You can ask me. I got
some wisdom tucked away in case you need it.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
God, remember that. Let me rec now. Amy has tucked
away some wisdom. Yes, and we have to go. Thank you.
We'll see tomorrow. Bye, Bobby Bone Shoe The Bobby Bones
Show theme song, written, produced and sang by read Yarberry.
You can find his instagram at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve
(44:32):
Executive producer, Raymondo, Head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My
instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to
the podcast.
Hosts And Creators
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Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
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