December 12, 2024 • 35 mins
Bobby started talking about seeing pictures from a wedding of a friend that he can’t believe he was invited to. He feels like he was almost invited to it and his feelings were hurt that he wasn’t. Bobby FaceTimes him to get the full story. Bobby talked about why Bert Kreischer texted him yesterday. Scuba fulfills his promise of Lunchbox’s steak dinner.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time for the Bobby Bones post show.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Here's your host, Bobby Bones.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I was looking at some pictures online on Instagram as
some friends who got married. That must have been a wedding.
I was almost invited to.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
No, we're not going to say uh h w h O.
But what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I thought you're trying to We don't do these nuts
on air. It's the rule. No nuts. Okay, shocked, I
know we don't do it an air.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
No.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
No, I feel like it's always on we're doing.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
But the way you just like professionally said that it
was awkward.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
No. I was just really waiting for somebody to go
who but not say these nuts? Okay? Eddie said, who?
Uh who? Our friends Zach you know what, he got married.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
They got married.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I know we didn't and we didn't go to the wedding.
I was looking at pictures. I love Zach and and
and at times still hang out with Zach, and we didn't.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Go to the way are you talking about like at
the belt?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, and Michael cap you missed the whole thing. You're
never they didn't and they did it. They did it
to Max cool with Max.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
What do you mean, Zach Zach He's trying to get Oh, oh,
Zach Zak MASSI he didn't invite.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
It, gues.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I thought they were married.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
They weren't.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
They were for the longest and the pictures look great,
and I know almost gotta. I had to have almost
been invited just Mexico, I know, but I probably just almost.
I think I was probably almost.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Invited, so you wouldn't be able to go.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Well, so I'd like to be invited.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
You were close.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
It's well, I know this is like exciting for me
because I know I had to have been almost invited.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
That's so cool. Congratulations.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Do they show guests like who's there?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I should just call him right now? When did you
get married?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Did you get invited?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
And I did not get invited?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Just FaceTime?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
It was over Labor Day?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Amy, did you go? Morgan?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
No? But Alison and I are good friends?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, pretty and our good friends?
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Was Zach?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Did you get invited? I did? What what the.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
And he didn't go?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I could hit.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
I had my sister's wedding ANDTHR bachelor hit.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
He's also probably like why is he facetimed? Like accident?
It's funny get almost invited to that, though, can you
guys hear that? But let me also message him and go, hey,
try to FaceTime you, FaceTime you in studio tech, FaceTime
(02:30):
me back, FaceTime me back. We have a question as
we do the podcast. Anyway, it's just fun to almost
be invited to stuff, you know, but it's kind of
it's exciting and if you like to get invited to things,
feel loved and almost I just saw it and felt
almost loved. Oh this looks so cute, fun, it almost
(02:52):
looks fun.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
It hurts a little bit that Morgan was invited.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Don't let this get you.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Hold on, hold on, hold on. I choose a low
to get to me, so.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I thought that you weren't supposed to take.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I know, I all know this is not professional. Like
we hang out with Zach.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Sometimes, but but you met Zach through work.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Doesn't matter. I met Deddie to work.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
But how often like once a month, once a week.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
No, I would say every We probably get together because
he travels with Luke Combs. He's touring a lot every
few months. But we play golf, we text. I mean, anyway,
we almost we almost went. That had been fun. Dang,
I like Mexico, and I don't you don't like Mexico,
I would have gone, I don't think, but no, I
probably wouldn't have either. Yeah, but it just been fun
(03:38):
of me invited. But he'll maybe I'll call me back.
That'll be fine. Do you know who also has been?
And I thought it was a butt dial, so I
kept never answering it, and I don't know. And everybody's
famous to different people in different ways, so Amy, I
don't know if you know who it is, But do
you know Bert Kreischer is?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Oh, yeah, because we've interviewed him on the show too,
and I've seen him online Bert comedian that has his
shirt up all the time.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Like he takes a show off like that. Yeah, he's
gotten pretty fmous.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, all of a sudden, I'll just get a call
a misscall from him, like I don't know him, like
other than the show. And afterward he was like, hey,
can I get a Bobby cell phone number? A scoob?
And I was like, yeah, sure, that's fine, and so
he called and he FaceTime twice and finally I hit
him back and I was like, hey, man, are you
butt dialing me? Is the question I asked him and
(04:23):
he was like, no, I'll read the message. Because I
actually texted him yesterday because he kept go on. I said, well,
this is the weird thing. I don't know, can I Mike?
Do you think I can read this first part? I
think I can, but I don't know. Okay, Burt's comedian.
(04:47):
And he goes, hey, it's Burt just thinking about you.
I don't.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I don't even know Bert that well, just thinking about you.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
He goes, hey, Bert just thinking about you? Is that
too gay? And I said not gay enough for me?
Like who cares? That's rock? And so that was like
November thirteenth. On December third, I got a FaceTime from
him out of nowhere, and then a second one and
then I messaged him said did you butt dial me?
We have no relationship, Like, I don't know him.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
How did you meet him?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
If on this show?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
That's weird. I would think somebody has hijacked his phone
and messing with.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Me too, I said, did you butt dial me? I said,
here and willing, but figured you were facetiming because he
works with Bobby Lee a lot at that comedian who's
super vierious. They do a bunch of podcasts up together.
So we're trying to FaceTime Bobby Lee give me by accident,
and then he'd be like eight hours later, no butt dial,
And that was the last I heard from him.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
What's so weird?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
So then yesterday, out of nowhere, I'm doing so I
saw he's on the Netflix Football crew. There's like, there's
Ronny to get back to Birta. Zach, Hey, Zach, are
you at a golf course? You're a spe nice because okay,
So by the way, we're are you honeymoon?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Okay? I don't think so. So just so you know,
we're recording the podcast. Everybody's here that okay, we're talking
about your piicted your wedding pictures like awesome, and we
were admiring them. Yeah, and then Morgan was like, oh yeah,
I gotta vite to the wedding. And then Eddie and
I were like, man, we are.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
We're hurt.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
I got nothing. I got nothing.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
We didn't get to vite the wedding.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
So what do you want? Do you want a do
you want a heartfelt excuse?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
No? No? Can I ask you a question though, and
this is a real, real question that deserves a real answer.
Did I in bte you to my wedding. Okay, fair enough,
all right, we're all going. I don't know. It was
during COVID, Dude, I had a COVID wedding and it
was all weird, Okay, I mean the photos.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Were great and people were telling me about your wedding
and how awesome it was.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
It was awesome, and that's fair enough. I now accept
I now except that we're I now except where to
eve we're even here to be fair though mine was
during COVID, but it's still all the good. And I
was looking at the pictures I really want so I
how great they were, and I was like, man, I
feel great about almost being invited because I know I
must have been on the CUSP and Eddie and then
Eddie's like, wait, he didn't get invited either. And we
feel like, honest to god, we are your real friends.
(07:11):
Like we think if like you needed money or to
be hidden.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Certain amount of money.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I probably fair enough, like I would hide you from
the law. So anyway, what would you like to say?
Speaker 6 (07:23):
To be fair, there were like less than thirty five
people that got invited to the wedding, so for what it's.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Worth, the Morgan's in that thirty five.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
That's bizarre.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Alison and I are very good friends.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
That's like podcast like I've never done on your podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
And nor will you know?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Oh got it, dang day day got him? Okay, But
I do think it is a fair point because again,
you had select You had to be selective. We had
to be selective because it was COVID two selectives. If
I were doing it again today, you would for sure
be invited. You did yours, and I know you had. Okay,
we're even, let's just be even. Let's just both not
be hurt by this.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Sounds good, great, I have a questioned, he has a question,
Go ahead, Zach. Were we even in the conversation and
then said, you know what, let's just not do it?
Or were we just not even brought up?
Speaker 7 (08:13):
Actually?
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Yes, so the original plan for the wedding because we
changed it, the original plan for the wedding, Yes.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
You were on the list. Will I can confirm that
one hundred percent.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
I like that.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
When we were originally going to have a bigger wedding,
and yes, that was part.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
Of it, for sure.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Cool.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
But when it changed, it was a small wedding. It
changed everything.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
So we were almost invited.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
I'm cool with that.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
And if it would have been COVID, Zach probably been
the best man, edie. Yea, if we're not, If we're
not COVID, what are you doing at a Spall right?
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Now, we're up in Pennsylvania with like some of Allison's
family stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Did you go into locker room and make this call?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Oh yeah, I literally finished my massage whenever you tried
to FaceTime me.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Okay, Well, we still love you and you you are
still our friend for sure, and I would hide you
from the law, and I would give you money, not
even loan it, and you're friend and so. But I
think we're now good. Everybody square, We're good. Our feelings
I hurt anymore because he had a great point back
to me. Okay, well, I hope you have fun up
its many? Is it cold as crap up there?
Speaker 7 (09:13):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
That sucks so bad. That's terrible. All right, I tell
you why we said hello, we love her too more,
actually love her more? All right bye? All right?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I feel good about that because again I invite.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Him for sure, and the fact that we were in
conversation with the bigger wedding. I'm totally cool. With that. Yes, hey, okay, now.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Get back to Burt, and it might have been more
wide open. I would have definitely invited him, but there
were like ten people like that that I really wanted
to invite it that I could. I, oh, hold up
for now, WHOA hold up for now? Because I want
to get to that after Burt.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
I mean, that's good stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
That is that was a good one. So I hit
Burt up yesterday about something I was I had an
announcement I was going to make yesterday and I didn't
even do the thing like guard an announcement coming, here's
the countdown. I like doing that.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Proud of you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
So then I was like, well, I was gonna make
an announcement today, but I'm make an announcement that I
could have made an announcement, So I guess we'll have
to come to later point. So I totally cheated the
system and then kind of did that. And it's something
I'm so excited about and something that is I'm not
gonna say unbelievable because I believe I can do anything.
Anything in the whole world. I can believe I can
do anything, but it is very exciting for me. So
(10:21):
I reached out to Burt. I was like, hey, you
should do this. He's on the Netflix NFL thing. He
has a thing as you can promote that on this
and so I just text him and we did a thing.
He's flying, so it's like, I can't do it at
that time, but let's do it the next week. I'm
like cool. And then he out of nowhere. Last night
at like ten pm, he goes, hey, you should know,
(10:42):
and then it was that was it for like fifteen minutes,
like is the weirdest you should know?
Speaker 5 (10:46):
He texted you should know? Nothing? You should know?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
And then finally you should and I'm like, is it
like Atlantis you should know? Or and then then he goes,
artists love you like that came as the later text.
So what I would think is he has a podcast,
two bears, one cave. He has a bunch of part
but that's a big one and he must have had
(11:08):
some artists on from our world and and maybe they
said nice things about me, and I think that was
great and it's cool. I just said, well, it depends
on which one you talk to, but I appreciate that,
and that was it.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
I like his texting style though. That's fun.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
It's like it's like a Netflix series, like after the
third episode they leave you that they hook you, like,
I gotta know what's next. He does it after every
text series.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
I'm gonna do that to someone today, I got something
for you and then not say anything for two weeks.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
But no on two weeks.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
No, one day.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
One day would be fun to have one day to
a story. Well, that's Sarah. We need to have him
something nice though, like a gift. No, but like he
said something nice.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
He was like, but did he do it?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Did he leave you hanging on purposes? And I guess
we won't really know, but I didn't know if he
just got distracted.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Probably that, yeah, I would have been funny man.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Or if he's like yeah, and again I have no
I don't know him, know him. But now we've been
texting and I'm like, what do I know him? Because
again he had texted me and like, but if I
would answered those face times, I don't even know what
was going on. Then yeah, but neither did Zach. When
we're like, were we coming to your wedding?
Speaker 5 (12:12):
You know, it's a little safer though you FaceTime Zach,
that's a little safer.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, Okay, so there's that next up. It looks like
we had a little meeting yesterday. Lunchbox was angry because
Scuba Steve had not fulfilled his end of his Christmas
present last year, and Scuba Steve to Lunchbox, got him
a voucher that said, I will take you and your
wife to dinner with Scuba and his wife. But Scubait said.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
What within the first quarter?
Speaker 8 (12:36):
Now that I thought about it, I think I even
put my son's birthday just so I could remember March twentieth.
But it was definitely March.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
It was in the car.
Speaker 8 (12:41):
It was written on the bottom. It was also like
a little bit more of a little bit of a
slap to him that year for all that he did.
But still I wasn't take him out to a steak
dinner A nice one nice place here, a bourbon steak
down street. It said redeemed by this point, mm hmm,
allegedly we have no.
Speaker 9 (12:56):
One hundred percent. But let me say this, come my
hand off. If I didn't, the hilarious parted to say,
you have no proof of the precedent, and Lunchboxes we
were talking about lottery tickets, and you must have your
lottery ticket. But Lunchbox doesn't have his ticket for this
to prove it. So he was like, yeah, you need
to have your ticket, but he didn't have his ticket
in this situation. So as a judge, I didn't lean
a little more towards Scuba. But I think it was wrong.
(13:17):
I think he didn't get a christ present.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
That sucks. So I said, Okay, as the judge, if
Lunchbox would have had his ticket and he could have
proven that you were not telling the truth about something,
I would have said, you still need to take him.
But because you said that and he didn't have his
ticket to prove it, I said, you still have to
get him something. You should get him two nice steaks,
yes that he can cook at home. Now if you
can enter the room, because it looked scubas and some
(13:42):
good ones. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
By the way, yeah, last Christmas two years, this is wham.
Last Christmas. We gave you a steak. There you go, the.
Speaker 8 (13:56):
Great two bone in beef rabbis from Whole Food.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Dude, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah, we can put those in the fridge for me. Man,
they're gonna go bad.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Here and right here, just for the moment. Let's get
him the fridge. Yeah you can go.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yes, you can go lunch box if you need to go.
Iut him in the fridge. You can lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Oh no, I don't want I don't want to miss anything.
Autograph them, yeah yeah, yeah, but you only got two.
What about my kids? Oh my goodness. Never and I'll
have something too.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
And I can zoom you this evening and we can
do this.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I can't cook him tonight.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Well, the cars at tonight only end zan Oh thanks, Okay?
I feel and how do you feel like my judging
was there? I tried to find a place.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
I think Scoom found was.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
In the favor. But I still feel like and I like.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
The follow through, like it didn't take forever. He went
downstairs and got the steaks.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
I like it too.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
I feel like it was a time warp into like
the Bible days where we're gifting people meet and then
the judge comes in and says, like give him the
meat or the dowry.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
When you get married, you gotta give him tw cow
just taking it weird, you know what it was?
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Weird?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Like no one ever thought of meat.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
No, but for Christmas, no one gives anyone meat that was.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I feel like, oh I Jake Owen gave me a
bunch of meat last year Christmas from that from the
state company that He's like, yeah, uh cow, I think
what's called cow kow it's the most legitimate. Really yeah,
So okay, boom, done with that one marking off? Okay,
just cow to see. It's just they just felt different.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
I get it, But I don't know if the k
meant like it.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
May not even be named cow.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Pretty sure about them the other day.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I didn't mean anything. They just make really good good meat.
Uh Scooba. What is the update? And maybe there's not
one because we only did it this morning. I give
you no time to figure this out. But the chairs
to build for these oh.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 8 (15:49):
So we have a client that's on board wayfair so
I'm looking at trying to get it paid for and also,
like you know, foster and then mold a deal into
something bigger. So I'm gonna give them a to give
us something, and they're gonna give us two items to build.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Can we and I asked this as the host of
the show, not the CEO of Bobby Bones Enterprises, Okay,
can we get the chairs quick? And not worry about
fostering a relationship. I mean, I feel like I already
know them have a good relationship. We need them the
next couple of days.
Speaker 8 (16:18):
Yeah, so I was gonna give them a I was
gonna give him a cutoff time, which was the end
of this week, and then if they don't have it,
then this week and I can pick something up from
somewhere from anywhere.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Do you have the credit card I need to give
you money? I have a company card boom, So we
will have those. We'll do that next week between Eddie
and Morgan.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Can't wait.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
That will be hilarious. I don't know who I'm gonna
bet on yet.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
That's a hundred bucks right to the winner.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah, now that is That is my money unless Whitefair
wants to give a gift d dude way for Oh.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Yeah, that'd be cool.
Speaker 8 (16:45):
Yeah, gift for you that you guys can win to
give cards.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Awesome.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
We'll put your hundred bucks up and then wafarew match
it with a gift card?
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Perfect?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
No, I would say instead of Whitefair can do like
a five hundred gift card.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
They were gonna match it, got your Yeah? Wait wait,
so okay, so you.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Know we don't have it, so we can't if wayfair,
which by the way, we didn't even talk to them,
We just we literally are nowhere on this. It's been
two hours ago we even come.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Up to the bit.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
We're just trying to monetize things over here.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yes, I mean it's a whole it's a whole thing,
got inside joke that scoop it throws out. If we can't,
I'll make sure the worst payment is me taking one
hundred buck out of my wallet to the winner. Good. Yeah, which,
by the way, I could just make you guys do
it for free, but I don't do that.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
We appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Okay, I'll do it for free, and so what Eddie.
But I'm also not gonna take it back. I'm gonna win.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
But why would you know you do it?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
But I see, so I'm not going to hear her
say that and go, oh, you'll do it for free.
You'll do okay for free. I know I've already committed
to the money. But that's I think she said that
because she doesn't.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Think she's going to win.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
No. I think Morgan just was like, this is a show,
that's a funny bit. She also thinks she's gonna win.
She did it for free because it's like a funny bit.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
But and if she does win, which I think she will,
that's that's better than money.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Are you all doing side wagers?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
One hundred bucks? Well that's a good month on.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
No, she'll be able to hang that over Eddie's head
for you get to keep the chair too. Oh yeah,
so I think that's great.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Okay, Well let's do a met role here. Good ray
right right in there? Wait, okay, cool, when we just
keep going trying to make sure that.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
That's marked and it is cowstakes, it's.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Kow Yeah, yeah, okay. The QR parking meter scam is
happening more and more. I wish I knew some scammers.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
You probably do, they just haven't totally their scammer.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, you usually don't talk about it. It's unwritten rule.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I bet I don't, though you like skip people that like?
Ohish I know like some hackers because I would use
them to my advantage. I had a friend that did
a brief stint as a private investigator. He does it anymore,
but and the knowledge I gained from that was minimal
because he only did it for like a year. But
these QR parking meter scams are saying, if you're gonna
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park as you scan it, you know, you put your
phone over the sign. But now they're getting so good
at putting stickers over. It looks exactly like it's not good,
like how.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
We bolthso know from a woman's world, do you guys
check for skimmers?
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Know what we're supposed to do?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Gas?
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Yeah, you pull on it to see if it's real.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Okay, yes, and no, I want to put my card
in and pull it out. It looks it's feil. I
don't know what a skimmer even look like. I look
and go, I wonder if this is a skimmer. But
if it was, I don't think I would know what
a skimmer is.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Well.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
I saw a TikTok video of a guy that like
pulled it and it came out it was loose.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I think I broke the machine. Then I would just
drive off. I wouldn't think that was a skimmer. I
guess if I pulled it off and written on it
was skimmer on the side.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Of it, you can kind of like just grab it
and wiggle it and see what happens.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
That's what they say.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
But a lot of these gas pumpm so old that
if you grab and wiggle that dang thing that credit
card goes in, it's gonna fall off to ye. So
I guess my point is I don't I'm not educated
enough for what a ski would look like that if
I did that, it would work.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
You can also look for a broken seal near the
card reader. You can look for any loose parts or misalignments.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
That's every guest.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
And then it says, here, Bobby, you gently wiggle the reader.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
I wiggle all of them.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Gentle.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
That's a good reminder.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Yeah, I would be bad at that.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
You need to do that, wiggle it before you put
it on.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
I do that a journal after I'm done. That's all stupid.
It's real life. Man. A youth football league band's five
players over parents misconduct, which I think is great. Let's
watch talk about this one.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
I mean they were I guess the parents were aggressive
towards the referees, and so they had a board meeting
and said, you know what, you're out of the league
by see you later. And so the kids suffer the punishment,
you know what I mean, because the parents can't learn
how to act. And I think more leagues should do.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
This, I agree, and that's awesome. Never on a one
time offense unless you like physically hit a ref. But
I'm assuming these parents are the biggest A holes right
numerous It has to be like they're known as the
A whole parents. Otherwise a board's not meeting about them.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Which there's a good chance that their kids going to
be an A hole. Two, so just kick them out
of the league.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Or their kids are embarrassed in either one doubt not good. Great,
that's rare, it is, Yes, the kids are embarrassing their parents.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
You see a kid act in a certain way, like
I've seen it multiple times, and then you look on
the stands and you're like, oh, I know that's his dad,
and sure enough.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
It's his dead really, Yes, that's facts. Five New York
youth football players were banned from playing in their league
over their parents' misconduct. The football loving children between ages
of eight and eleven. Is that a bad age too
for parents?
Speaker 5 (21:37):
I mean, eleven's pretty intense. Yes, I'm living it right
now like intense leagues?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Is it? Because they're starting to come into their athleticism
a bit, so it's starting to kind of count.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
It gets pretty competitive at that age. That's when like
you start seeing the difference between people that are trying
to really compete in the sport versus kids that are
just playing a sport for fun.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
So, yeah, made good granola bars. Not familiar with those, Yeah,
I have.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
I got a notification because I guess I've bought some
in the past. So if I have ever ordered anything
on Instacart, the great part is and I just do
the thing where I go pick up, like they'll package
it and you pull up and they'll put it in
your car, which is great. But what's been cool about
that lately is Instacart will send me an email if
I've ever ordered anything soon recalled. So I got an
email about the carrots because they're like, you bought this,
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And then I got an email about them made good bars.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
They contained pieces of metal they could Oh.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Yeah, but we already ate ours.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
But is that like a gold bar I'll eat that
because I'd be No, I don't eat it, I'll find
it for sell it. Yeah, but no, it's not that certain.
Made good granola bars from CBS News, sold nationwide by
retailers including Amazon and Walmart, being recalled because they may
contain pieces of metal. If consumed a piece of metal
could represent a safety hazard.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
M h and no, you know what I always thinking about,
like the origin of this, Like at the factor where
the guy goes, uh, boss, I might have put the
granola bar in the metal basket. They're like, what you idiot?
And then a trickle down.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Interesting, that's what your mind would go Mine would go out.
Then a part of the machine broke and fell into
a part of it, like some small thing, and no
one knew because like an accidental bolt or something came off,
and then a customer and then well then it gets
shredded up and sh I would to think it was
like the guy's like act only poured my metal collection
into the bucket.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Well, however it happens, I was like envisioned how they know?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Oh see, I think a disgruntled employee has a little
chopped up pieces of metal in their pocket and they's
sprinkling in.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
And that put you in jail.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Though yeah, I know that's retaliation.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
But they have to find out about it before they
do the recall. So like, how do they even know that?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Like probably someone been into one and found a piece
of metal.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Oh yeah, hello guys, like.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
They and then they look at the packaging, the box number,
and see what that's tough.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
The Golden Bachelor started Gary Turner or Jerry Turner whatever
his name is G E.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
R O.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I was diagnosed with cancer while he and Teresa and
this were trying to plant a future together. They split
weeks later. Months after announcing their divorce, The Golden Bachelor exes,
I don't know if a Jerry or Gary, but and
Teresa are talking about the health diagnosis that sucks?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Does it say what kind of cancer?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
It probably does. In a new interview with People magazine,
Tryner revealed that he was diagnosed with an incurable form
of bone cancer.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
M yeah, that's hard.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Turner said he chose to speak out because it probably
well clear up a lot of mystery about what happened
back in February, March, and April. Instead of it just
being like the normal bachelor they break up three months later.
This is like, this is not that. It's basically the
reason that sucks. Poker cheaters are allegedly using tiny hidden
cameras to spot dealt cards. That's crazy, Ed, do you
know this one?
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Yeah? I mean it's just crazy. They're they're looking at
all these different things that people are using to cheat
at the casinos, and they're going from like glasses with
cameras to count the cards and all kinds of things.
People having stuff in their purses. You know, that kind
of shoots the video of the whole table. It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
A couple is married and divorced twelve times in a
pension scam.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Oh that's smart, but twelve.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Times, av you can do it. Three, yeah, maybe four,
but twelve. Over the course of forty three years, a
couple has gotten married and divorced twelve times. The unidentified
couples being investigated by authorities who claim their frequent divorces
are part of three hundred and forty three thousand dollars
pension scam. A loophole in law allows new brides to
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get their hands on over twenty five thousand dollars for
each new marriage, so they just keep they'll get divorcing to.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
The same to this new marriage, to the same person.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
It happens.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Witnesses say the couple appears to have a model marriage.
Investigators found out through all the divorces they'd never actually
been separated.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Of course, now they're divorcing exactly. You would think that
the law.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
They would have it if you get the pension, but
it has to be you know, a unique user, and
you know, like they track if it's a different person.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
It's hard to think of all that stuff while you're
making the law. I know you don't think anyone to
do that.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah, because you're not trying to scam it. That's when
you think of it. Plastic surgeons are reporting a rise
in the PEA shot Ready for What the P shot is?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Is that a shot?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
In?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
The P shots involve injecting platelet rich plasma into the
penis along with botox. It's pretty painful, the results aren't guaranteed.
The procedure is said to regenerate tissues. It costs over
twelve hundred dollars at the clinics that are willing to
perform it.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
So what's it for?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Askman dot com id improved a rech Tel dysfunction.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Well, it's called a P shot. So I was like,
what is it for?
Speaker 5 (26:29):
P OH? I think it's just for.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
I get it out the letter P. I was picturing
p EE.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I think P for multiple reasons. So penis, yes, but
also platelet and plasma. So I think they just call
it the p shot, because your platelets and plasma are
going into your penis. And that's I hated that doctor
SU's book. It's like platelets and platt in your penis. Uh.
I wonder too where the shots go, and Amy, I'll
give you a quick little anatomy lesson here. If you
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were to take the shot into the scrotum, it would hurt,
but compared to the other parts, six out of ten,
especially if it's just scroed them and not one of
the testes, or as we call it on the streets,
the balls into the shaft, it would hurt a bit more.
Eight seven and a half to eight out of ten.
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That would hurt, but it would be nothing, nothing compared
to the head. Sometimes if the wind blows, it hurts.
That is the most sensitive item on our body.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
I do believe.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
And if you're giving me a needle in that, it
better not be one of these. It might work the
better turn into you know in Captain America, when you
go something like the little Guy, the next thing you
know is like Chris Evans. Nextic like my little Guy
before Chris evens better be Chris Evans. After those shots, I'm.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Sure it's probably not there.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
I don't. I wouldn't think.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Were you think it would be the shaft?
Speaker 4 (27:58):
I don't know, but yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
The medical term for I'm not sure. I think so
you do, doctor, we got to work on the shaft scopel.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
It would be so hard to be a doctor in
this there.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
It's probably called the.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Yeah, get it twelve hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
But if if they and it's not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
If they needle you into your penis head.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Yeah they wouldn't. I don't think that. That's oh my god,
But who knows?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
I mean, because yeah, that's like when I mean a
catheter for any human is terrible, but especially.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I would say yes, but I would say it's It
would be even worse taking needle in that because a
cather at least is dealing with the whole a little bit. Gosh,
it's spreading. But but this is like going right into
the skin.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
I don't want to talk about.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
It, events, but I feel watch this, Eddie, let's show,
don't do it? Give me? Give me like a pencil, Eddie,
can you.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Imagine you flick it?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Okay? If there's anything else us Oh, I want to
apologize to Abby but she just left.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Where should go?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I don't know. Know she is the Swiss Army knife
around this place. Ray, if she comes back, let me
know she goes to the bathroom. Okay, if she comes back,
let me know. I was gonna apologize to Abby, but publicly.
Let me sit there. Any other stories?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Okay, Well, apparently you inject it into the corpora.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Ca Oh, not that that's the worst position.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Columns columns of spongy. But what says she running the length.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Of the shaft? He No, I need to know. We
we know that p is. But what's that term you
just used, Like, what part of.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
The columns of spongey you're rectile to? She running the
length of the penis length? Yes, okay, so it's gotta
be the shaft. I don't know. Now I'm googling. No
top no a cap a corpus caverns.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Hmmm, that's literally the name of a penis.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I'm no, the penis is the name of the penis,
because that's a medical term.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
It's what forms most of the penis and all the
blood vessels that fill the blood to help make But
the penis is.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Called the penis. But that is a part of the penis.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Sounds like that's the shaft.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Sounds like the shaft Mike just pulled up a whole
medical it's a on the door the what do you
call it? The corpora cavernosa. It's a paired structure on
the dorsal side of the penis, the dorsals And I'm
gonna tell you don't know what a paired structure means
on a penis or the So the dorsal would be
the top from the fell from the fin, the dorsal fin. Correct,
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I have a fin on the penis, so it makes sense.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Dolphin.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
That's when I admit it.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Selena Gomez and Benni Blanco are engaged. Do you guess
see that all that?
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
That guy here's the thing, excellent producer. You see a
picture of him, You're like, man, he he I said,
this is one goofy guy. He looks like a goofy guy.
But when he like he talks and stuff like, he's awesome.
Do you ever see him? Like I was watching the
video of him with that Sharon by the way in
the back of the bus doing uh uh no, but
(31:22):
she hates every uh say everybody? I have bab Yeah, yeah,
love yourself, love yourself.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Yeah, don't you just love you? So do the mom
line my mama doesn't like anybody? Was she she likes.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Everybody, but don't like you know, I know I need
to lie. I need a melody, amy go.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
My mama't like she likes everyone.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Everyone everything one dorsal Okay. I was so I'm watching
him back with j Justin we were writing the song.
I'm like, he looks like the coolest guy. Like he
was just funny and fun and like if I'm slaying
to go, I was like, I get it, I'm in
engage me. Uh good him. He's the music producer, yeah, massive,
He's a guy that bought them like the popcorn machine
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in the movie Theater rememb when much.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, he brought his own popcorn machine and it was
so stupid, like abby, humans can't do that.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
No, I just want to do a little acknowledgment here
because I know I do it time to time. First
of all, we have and this is not about you.
We have no water in the building again. I came
in this morning and I've been sick and I'm trying
to drink water so I stay hydrated and not dehydrated.
And I had a whole refrigerator full of waters in
my office, and there were waters in the green room
(32:37):
and they're all gone. So everybody just comes in. Apparently
this is like the friggin' go have a water. Somebody
walks in the building, probably for another business, and you
guys need water. Were going up to the Buybone show building.
Have you a water? And so Abby, I'm always like, Abby,
would you might grab me a water? Abby's not an intern.
Abby like does so much around the show, but we're
not allowed interns, and so Abby's the one that usually
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does all the stuff and like we'll go grab a
water whatever, And so I really appreciate the Abby, You're
way above that. I appreciate you doing that. Still, oh
you're welcome. Yeah, I do feel like you're way way
above that. Everybody else is often tied into something, and
Abbey's as producer stuff just before the show, after the show,
answers phones during the show, and mostly I'm like, we'll
just skip. But I appreciate that because you do a
(33:20):
lot and I don't want you ever to feel like
you're just someone it's fetching water all day.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
I'm getting pretty good at it.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
So speaking to that if I give you some money,
can you get me.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
There's a filtered water thing.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
It's fine, but it's like if you ever drink it, yeah,
and it says it filter is low. It's almost crabbing
the filter. Yes, yes, and somebody's gonna steal it. Don't
just give it a minute.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
No, it's into the wall.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
It's not going that wall you've been runing. You guys,
have ever been to the kids and they got a
tap there? You just turn it on and fill it
up with water.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
It's cool. I hear you. I need bottles of water.
I'm moving around. I got to carry water with me,
and so I'm gonna get someone and put them office.
And when when listeners, when artists come to, it's weird
to give them a cup of tap water just because like, okay,
tap water, nobody's better than tap water. But it's like
Miranda's here, here's some tapwater from the sink. It doesn't
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I don't know, it doesn't feel like.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
You know, there's those little packets in there, you know
that you can mix into water, But then we don't
have water in there, so I felt bad.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
I'm like, what are they going to mix it in?
Speaker 5 (34:22):
Like jolly rancher packets. What do you mean? They're like
little sugar packets you put in your water and it
turns it into a Jolly rancher drink? Is it jolly
ranch that's got.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
To taste great? I can't imagine.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
I'm sure they've worked in some sort of electrolyte to
it or something.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
I think it's sugar free.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
It's like a zema dude, can you imagine zema powders? Yeah,
and it was zem even good.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
It looked like, especially when you drop skittles in it
or jolly wrincher.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Well, now you're back to jolly ranchers though. Yeah, okay,
we're done.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
I mean it'd be disgusting to me now, But back
then there's oh off ice.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Are you sure to be discussing to you now or
would it be really good?
Speaker 5 (35:02):
I think it's disgusting, probably discussing because like we didn't
we were limited on what we can drink.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Then.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Oh, so it's just better. It's just the best of it.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
They don't even make it anymore.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
There's a reason for that.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Definitely.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Okay, I do think we're good. I you guys have
a great rest of the day. Hope you enjoyed the
show today. Thank you for listening to the post show.
And that is all and we'll see tomorrow. Bye everybody,
It's time for the Bobby Bones post show.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Here's your host, Bobby Bones.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I was looking at some pictures online on Instagram as
some friends who got married. That must have been a wedding.
I was almost invited to.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
No, we're not going to say uh h w h O.
But what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I thought you're trying to We don't do these nuts
on air. It's the rule. No nuts. Okay, shocked, I
know we don't do it an air.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
No.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
No, I feel like it's always on we're doing.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
But the way you just like professionally said that it
was awkward.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
No. I was just really waiting for somebody to go
who but not say these nuts? Okay? Eddie said, who?
Uh who? Our friends Zach you know what, he got married.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
They got married.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I know we didn't and we didn't go to the wedding.
I was looking at pictures. I love Zach and and
and at times still hang out with Zach, and we didn't.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Go to the way are you talking about like at
the belt?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, and Michael cap you missed the whole thing. You're
never they didn't and they did it. They did it
to Max cool with Max.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
What do you mean, Zach Zach He's trying to get Oh, oh,
Zach Zak MASSI he didn't invite.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
It, gues.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I thought they were married.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
They weren't.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
They were for the longest and the pictures look great,
and I know almost gotta. I had to have almost
been invited just Mexico, I know, but I probably just almost.
I think I was probably almost.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Invited, so you wouldn't be able to go.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Well, so I'd like to be invited.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
You were close.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
It's well, I know this is like exciting for me
because I know I had to have been almost invited.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
That's so cool. Congratulations.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Do they show guests like who's there?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I should just call him right now? When did you
get married?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Did you get invited?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
And I did not get invited?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Just FaceTime?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
It was over Labor Day?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Amy, did you go? Morgan?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
No? But Alison and I are good friends?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, pretty and our good friends?
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Was Zach?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Did you get invited? I did? What what the.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
And he didn't go?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I could hit.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
I had my sister's wedding ANDTHR bachelor hit.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
He's also probably like why is he facetimed? Like accident?
It's funny get almost invited to that, though, can you
guys hear that? But let me also message him and go, hey,
try to FaceTime you, FaceTime you in studio tech, FaceTime
(02:30):
me back, FaceTime me back. We have a question as
we do the podcast. Anyway, it's just fun to almost
be invited to stuff, you know, but it's kind of
it's exciting and if you like to get invited to things,
feel loved and almost I just saw it and felt
almost loved. Oh this looks so cute, fun, it almost
(02:52):
looks fun.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
It hurts a little bit that Morgan was invited.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Don't let this get you.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Hold on, hold on, hold on. I choose a low
to get to me, so.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I thought that you weren't supposed to take.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I know, I all know this is not professional. Like
we hang out with Zach.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Sometimes, but but you met Zach through work.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Doesn't matter. I met Deddie to work.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
But how often like once a month, once a week.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
No, I would say every We probably get together because
he travels with Luke Combs. He's touring a lot every
few months. But we play golf, we text. I mean, anyway,
we almost we almost went. That had been fun. Dang,
I like Mexico, and I don't you don't like Mexico,
I would have gone, I don't think, but no, I
probably wouldn't have either. Yeah, but it just been fun
(03:38):
of me invited. But he'll maybe I'll call me back.
That'll be fine. Do you know who also has been?
And I thought it was a butt dial, so I
kept never answering it, and I don't know. And everybody's
famous to different people in different ways, so Amy, I
don't know if you know who it is, But do
you know Bert Kreischer is?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Oh, yeah, because we've interviewed him on the show too,
and I've seen him online Bert comedian that has his
shirt up all the time.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Like he takes a show off like that. Yeah, he's
gotten pretty fmous.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, all of a sudden, I'll just get a call
a misscall from him, like I don't know him, like
other than the show. And afterward he was like, hey,
can I get a Bobby cell phone number? A scoob?
And I was like, yeah, sure, that's fine, and so
he called and he FaceTime twice and finally I hit
him back and I was like, hey, man, are you
butt dialing me? Is the question I asked him and
(04:23):
he was like, no, I'll read the message. Because I
actually texted him yesterday because he kept go on. I said, well,
this is the weird thing. I don't know, can I Mike?
Do you think I can read this first part? I
think I can, but I don't know. Okay, Burt's comedian.
(04:47):
And he goes, hey, it's Burt just thinking about you.
I don't.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I don't even know Bert that well, just thinking about you.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
He goes, hey, Bert just thinking about you? Is that
too gay? And I said not gay enough for me?
Like who cares? That's rock? And so that was like
November thirteenth. On December third, I got a FaceTime from
him out of nowhere, and then a second one and
then I messaged him said did you butt dial me?
We have no relationship, Like, I don't know him.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
How did you meet him?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
If on this show?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
That's weird. I would think somebody has hijacked his phone
and messing with.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Me too, I said, did you butt dial me? I said,
here and willing, but figured you were facetiming because he
works with Bobby Lee a lot at that comedian who's
super vierious. They do a bunch of podcasts up together.
So we're trying to FaceTime Bobby Lee give me by accident,
and then he'd be like eight hours later, no butt dial,
And that was the last I heard from him.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
What's so weird?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
So then yesterday, out of nowhere, I'm doing so I
saw he's on the Netflix Football crew. There's like, there's
Ronny to get back to Birta. Zach, Hey, Zach, are
you at a golf course? You're a spe nice because okay,
So by the way, we're are you honeymoon?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Okay? I don't think so. So just so you know,
we're recording the podcast. Everybody's here that okay, we're talking
about your piicted your wedding pictures like awesome, and we
were admiring them. Yeah, and then Morgan was like, oh yeah,
I gotta vite to the wedding. And then Eddie and
I were like, man, we are.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
We're hurt.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
I got nothing. I got nothing.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
We didn't get to vite the wedding.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
So what do you want? Do you want a do
you want a heartfelt excuse?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
No? No? Can I ask you a question though, and
this is a real, real question that deserves a real answer.
Did I in bte you to my wedding. Okay, fair enough,
all right, we're all going. I don't know. It was
during COVID, Dude, I had a COVID wedding and it
was all weird, Okay, I mean the photos.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Were great and people were telling me about your wedding
and how awesome it was.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
It was awesome, and that's fair enough. I now accept
I now except that we're I now except where to
eve we're even here to be fair though mine was
during COVID, but it's still all the good. And I
was looking at the pictures I really want so I
how great they were, and I was like, man, I
feel great about almost being invited because I know I
must have been on the CUSP and Eddie and then
Eddie's like, wait, he didn't get invited either. And we
feel like, honest to god, we are your real friends.
(07:11):
Like we think if like you needed money or to
be hidden.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Certain amount of money.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I probably fair enough, like I would hide you from
the law. So anyway, what would you like to say?
Speaker 6 (07:23):
To be fair, there were like less than thirty five
people that got invited to the wedding, so for what it's.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Worth, the Morgan's in that thirty five.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
That's bizarre.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Alison and I are very good friends.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
That's like podcast like I've never done on your podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
And nor will you know?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Oh got it, dang day day got him? Okay, But
I do think it is a fair point because again,
you had select You had to be selective. We had
to be selective because it was COVID two selectives. If
I were doing it again today, you would for sure
be invited. You did yours, and I know you had. Okay,
we're even, let's just be even. Let's just both not
be hurt by this.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Sounds good, great, I have a questioned, he has a question,
Go ahead, Zach. Were we even in the conversation and
then said, you know what, let's just not do it?
Or were we just not even brought up?
Speaker 7 (08:13):
Actually?
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Yes, so the original plan for the wedding because we
changed it, the original plan for the wedding, Yes.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
You were on the list. Will I can confirm that
one hundred percent.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
I like that.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
When we were originally going to have a bigger wedding,
and yes, that was part.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
Of it, for sure.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Cool.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
But when it changed, it was a small wedding. It
changed everything.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
So we were almost invited.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
I'm cool with that.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
And if it would have been COVID, Zach probably been
the best man, edie. Yea, if we're not, If we're
not COVID, what are you doing at a Spall right?
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Now, we're up in Pennsylvania with like some of Allison's
family stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Did you go into locker room and make this call?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Oh yeah, I literally finished my massage whenever you tried
to FaceTime me.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Okay, Well, we still love you and you you are
still our friend for sure, and I would hide you
from the law, and I would give you money, not
even loan it, and you're friend and so. But I
think we're now good. Everybody square, We're good. Our feelings
I hurt anymore because he had a great point back
to me. Okay, well, I hope you have fun up
its many? Is it cold as crap up there?
Speaker 7 (09:13):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
That sucks so bad. That's terrible. All right, I tell
you why we said hello, we love her too more,
actually love her more? All right bye? All right?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I feel good about that because again I invite.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Him for sure, and the fact that we were in
conversation with the bigger wedding. I'm totally cool. With that. Yes, hey, okay, now.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Get back to Burt, and it might have been more
wide open. I would have definitely invited him, but there
were like ten people like that that I really wanted
to invite it that I could. I, oh, hold up
for now, WHOA hold up for now? Because I want
to get to that after Burt.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
I mean, that's good stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
That is that was a good one. So I hit
Burt up yesterday about something I was I had an
announcement I was going to make yesterday and I didn't
even do the thing like guard an announcement coming, here's
the countdown. I like doing that.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Proud of you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
So then I was like, well, I was gonna make
an announcement today, but I'm make an announcement that I
could have made an announcement, So I guess we'll have
to come to later point. So I totally cheated the
system and then kind of did that. And it's something
I'm so excited about and something that is I'm not
gonna say unbelievable because I believe I can do anything.
Anything in the whole world. I can believe I can
do anything, but it is very exciting for me. So
(10:21):
I reached out to Burt. I was like, hey, you
should do this. He's on the Netflix NFL thing. He
has a thing as you can promote that on this
and so I just text him and we did a thing.
He's flying, so it's like, I can't do it at
that time, but let's do it the next week. I'm
like cool. And then he out of nowhere. Last night
at like ten pm, he goes, hey, you should know,
(10:42):
and then it was that was it for like fifteen minutes,
like is the weirdest you should know?
Speaker 5 (10:46):
He texted you should know? Nothing? You should know?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
And then finally you should and I'm like, is it
like Atlantis you should know? Or and then then he goes,
artists love you like that came as the later text.
So what I would think is he has a podcast,
two bears, one cave. He has a bunch of part
but that's a big one and he must have had
(11:08):
some artists on from our world and and maybe they
said nice things about me, and I think that was
great and it's cool. I just said, well, it depends
on which one you talk to, but I appreciate that,
and that was it.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
I like his texting style though. That's fun.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
It's like it's like a Netflix series, like after the
third episode they leave you that they hook you, like,
I gotta know what's next. He does it after every
text series.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
I'm gonna do that to someone today, I got something
for you and then not say anything for two weeks.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
But no on two weeks.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
No, one day.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
One day would be fun to have one day to
a story. Well, that's Sarah. We need to have him
something nice though, like a gift. No, but like he
said something nice.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
He was like, but did he do it?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Did he leave you hanging on purposes? And I guess
we won't really know, but I didn't know if he
just got distracted.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Probably that, yeah, I would have been funny man.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Or if he's like yeah, and again I have no
I don't know him, know him. But now we've been
texting and I'm like, what do I know him? Because
again he had texted me and like, but if I
would answered those face times, I don't even know what
was going on. Then yeah, but neither did Zach. When
we're like, were we coming to your wedding?
Speaker 5 (12:12):
You know, it's a little safer though you FaceTime Zach,
that's a little safer.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, Okay, so there's that next up. It looks like
we had a little meeting yesterday. Lunchbox was angry because
Scuba Steve had not fulfilled his end of his Christmas
present last year, and Scuba Steve to Lunchbox, got him
a voucher that said, I will take you and your
wife to dinner with Scuba and his wife. But Scubait said.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
What within the first quarter?
Speaker 8 (12:36):
Now that I thought about it, I think I even
put my son's birthday just so I could remember March twentieth.
But it was definitely March.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
It was in the car.
Speaker 8 (12:41):
It was written on the bottom. It was also like
a little bit more of a little bit of a
slap to him that year for all that he did.
But still I wasn't take him out to a steak
dinner A nice one nice place here, a bourbon steak
down street. It said redeemed by this point, mm hmm,
allegedly we have no.
Speaker 9 (12:56):
One hundred percent. But let me say this, come my
hand off. If I didn't, the hilarious parted to say,
you have no proof of the precedent, and Lunchboxes we
were talking about lottery tickets, and you must have your
lottery ticket. But Lunchbox doesn't have his ticket for this
to prove it. So he was like, yeah, you need
to have your ticket, but he didn't have his ticket
in this situation. So as a judge, I didn't lean
a little more towards Scuba. But I think it was wrong.
(13:17):
I think he didn't get a christ present.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
That sucks. So I said, Okay, as the judge, if
Lunchbox would have had his ticket and he could have
proven that you were not telling the truth about something,
I would have said, you still need to take him.
But because you said that and he didn't have his
ticket to prove it, I said, you still have to
get him something. You should get him two nice steaks,
yes that he can cook at home. Now if you
can enter the room, because it looked scubas and some
(13:42):
good ones. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
By the way, yeah, last Christmas two years, this is wham.
Last Christmas. We gave you a steak. There you go, the.
Speaker 8 (13:56):
Great two bone in beef rabbis from Whole Food.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Dude, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah, we can put those in the fridge for me. Man,
they're gonna go bad.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Here and right here, just for the moment. Let's get
him the fridge. Yeah you can go.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yes, you can go lunch box if you need to go.
Iut him in the fridge. You can lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Oh no, I don't want I don't want to miss anything.
Autograph them, yeah yeah, yeah, but you only got two.
What about my kids? Oh my goodness. Never and I'll
have something too.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
And I can zoom you this evening and we can
do this.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I can't cook him tonight.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Well, the cars at tonight only end zan Oh thanks, Okay?
I feel and how do you feel like my judging
was there? I tried to find a place.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
I think Scoom found was.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
In the favor. But I still feel like and I like.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
The follow through, like it didn't take forever. He went
downstairs and got the steaks.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
I like it too.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
I feel like it was a time warp into like
the Bible days where we're gifting people meet and then
the judge comes in and says, like give him the
meat or the dowry.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
When you get married, you gotta give him tw cow
just taking it weird, you know what it was?
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Weird?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Like no one ever thought of meat.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
No, but for Christmas, no one gives anyone meat that was.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I feel like, oh I Jake Owen gave me a
bunch of meat last year Christmas from that from the
state company that He's like, yeah, uh cow, I think
what's called cow kow it's the most legitimate. Really yeah,
So okay, boom, done with that one marking off? Okay,
just cow to see. It's just they just felt different.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
I get it, But I don't know if the k
meant like it.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
May not even be named cow.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Pretty sure about them the other day.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I didn't mean anything. They just make really good good meat.
Uh Scooba. What is the update? And maybe there's not
one because we only did it this morning. I give
you no time to figure this out. But the chairs
to build for these oh.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 8 (15:49):
So we have a client that's on board wayfair so
I'm looking at trying to get it paid for and also,
like you know, foster and then mold a deal into
something bigger. So I'm gonna give them a to give
us something, and they're gonna give us two items to build.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Can we and I asked this as the host of
the show, not the CEO of Bobby Bones Enterprises, Okay,
can we get the chairs quick? And not worry about
fostering a relationship. I mean, I feel like I already
know them have a good relationship. We need them the
next couple of days.
Speaker 8 (16:18):
Yeah, so I was gonna give them a I was
gonna give him a cutoff time, which was the end
of this week, and then if they don't have it,
then this week and I can pick something up from
somewhere from anywhere.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Do you have the credit card I need to give
you money? I have a company card boom, So we
will have those. We'll do that next week between Eddie
and Morgan.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Can't wait.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
That will be hilarious. I don't know who I'm gonna
bet on yet.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
That's a hundred bucks right to the winner.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah, now that is That is my money unless Whitefair
wants to give a gift d dude way for Oh.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Yeah, that'd be cool.
Speaker 8 (16:45):
Yeah, gift for you that you guys can win to
give cards.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Awesome.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
We'll put your hundred bucks up and then wafarew match
it with a gift card?
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Perfect?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
No, I would say instead of Whitefair can do like
a five hundred gift card.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
They were gonna match it, got your Yeah? Wait wait,
so okay, so you.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Know we don't have it, so we can't if wayfair,
which by the way, we didn't even talk to them,
We just we literally are nowhere on this. It's been
two hours ago we even come.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Up to the bit.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
We're just trying to monetize things over here.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yes, I mean it's a whole it's a whole thing,
got inside joke that scoop it throws out. If we can't,
I'll make sure the worst payment is me taking one
hundred buck out of my wallet to the winner. Good. Yeah, which,
by the way, I could just make you guys do
it for free, but I don't do that.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
We appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Okay, I'll do it for free, and so what Eddie.
But I'm also not gonna take it back. I'm gonna win.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
But why would you know you do it?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
But I see, so I'm not going to hear her
say that and go, oh, you'll do it for free.
You'll do okay for free. I know I've already committed
to the money. But that's I think she said that
because she doesn't.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Think she's going to win.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
No. I think Morgan just was like, this is a show,
that's a funny bit. She also thinks she's gonna win.
She did it for free because it's like a funny bit.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
But and if she does win, which I think she will,
that's that's better than money.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Are you all doing side wagers?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
One hundred bucks? Well that's a good month on.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
No, she'll be able to hang that over Eddie's head
for you get to keep the chair too. Oh yeah,
so I think that's great.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Okay, Well let's do a met role here. Good ray
right right in there? Wait, okay, cool, when we just
keep going trying to make sure that.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
That's marked and it is cowstakes, it's.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Kow Yeah, yeah, okay. The QR parking meter scam is
happening more and more. I wish I knew some scammers.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
You probably do, they just haven't totally their scammer.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, you usually don't talk about it. It's unwritten rule.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I bet I don't, though you like skip people that like?
Ohish I know like some hackers because I would use
them to my advantage. I had a friend that did
a brief stint as a private investigator. He does it anymore,
but and the knowledge I gained from that was minimal
because he only did it for like a year. But
these QR parking meter scams are saying, if you're gonna
(19:02):
park as you scan it, you know, you put your
phone over the sign. But now they're getting so good
at putting stickers over. It looks exactly like it's not good,
like how.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
We bolthso know from a woman's world, do you guys
check for skimmers?
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Know what we're supposed to do?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Gas?
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Yeah, you pull on it to see if it's real.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Okay, yes, and no, I want to put my card
in and pull it out. It looks it's feil. I
don't know what a skimmer even look like. I look
and go, I wonder if this is a skimmer. But
if it was, I don't think I would know what
a skimmer is.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Well.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
I saw a TikTok video of a guy that like
pulled it and it came out it was loose.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I think I broke the machine. Then I would just
drive off. I wouldn't think that was a skimmer. I
guess if I pulled it off and written on it
was skimmer on the side.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Of it, you can kind of like just grab it
and wiggle it and see what happens.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
That's what they say.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
But a lot of these gas pumpm so old that
if you grab and wiggle that dang thing that credit
card goes in, it's gonna fall off to ye. So
I guess my point is I don't I'm not educated
enough for what a ski would look like that if
I did that, it would work.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
You can also look for a broken seal near the
card reader. You can look for any loose parts or misalignments.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
That's every guest.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
And then it says, here, Bobby, you gently wiggle the reader.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
I wiggle all of them.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Gentle.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
That's a good reminder.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Yeah, I would be bad at that.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
You need to do that, wiggle it before you put
it on.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
I do that a journal after I'm done. That's all stupid.
It's real life. Man. A youth football league band's five
players over parents misconduct, which I think is great. Let's
watch talk about this one.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
I mean they were I guess the parents were aggressive
towards the referees, and so they had a board meeting
and said, you know what, you're out of the league
by see you later. And so the kids suffer the punishment,
you know what I mean, because the parents can't learn
how to act. And I think more leagues should do.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
This, I agree, and that's awesome. Never on a one
time offense unless you like physically hit a ref. But
I'm assuming these parents are the biggest A holes right
numerous It has to be like they're known as the
A whole parents. Otherwise a board's not meeting about them.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Which there's a good chance that their kids going to
be an A hole. Two, so just kick them out
of the league.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Or their kids are embarrassed in either one doubt not good. Great,
that's rare, it is, Yes, the kids are embarrassing their parents.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
You see a kid act in a certain way, like
I've seen it multiple times, and then you look on
the stands and you're like, oh, I know that's his dad,
and sure enough.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
It's his dead really, Yes, that's facts. Five New York
youth football players were banned from playing in their league
over their parents' misconduct. The football loving children between ages
of eight and eleven. Is that a bad age too
for parents?
Speaker 5 (21:37):
I mean, eleven's pretty intense. Yes, I'm living it right
now like intense leagues?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Is it? Because they're starting to come into their athleticism
a bit, so it's starting to kind of count.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
It gets pretty competitive at that age. That's when like
you start seeing the difference between people that are trying
to really compete in the sport versus kids that are
just playing a sport for fun.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
So, yeah, made good granola bars. Not familiar with those, Yeah,
I have.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
I got a notification because I guess I've bought some
in the past. So if I have ever ordered anything
on Instacart, the great part is and I just do
the thing where I go pick up, like they'll package
it and you pull up and they'll put it in
your car, which is great. But what's been cool about
that lately is Instacart will send me an email if
I've ever ordered anything soon recalled. So I got an
email about the carrots because they're like, you bought this,
(22:21):
And then I got an email about them made good bars.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
They contained pieces of metal they could Oh.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Yeah, but we already ate ours.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
But is that like a gold bar I'll eat that
because I'd be No, I don't eat it, I'll find
it for sell it. Yeah, but no, it's not that certain.
Made good granola bars from CBS News, sold nationwide by
retailers including Amazon and Walmart, being recalled because they may
contain pieces of metal. If consumed a piece of metal
could represent a safety hazard.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
M h and no, you know what I always thinking about,
like the origin of this, Like at the factor where
the guy goes, uh, boss, I might have put the
granola bar in the metal basket. They're like, what you idiot?
And then a trickle down.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Interesting, that's what your mind would go Mine would go out.
Then a part of the machine broke and fell into
a part of it, like some small thing, and no
one knew because like an accidental bolt or something came off,
and then a customer and then well then it gets
shredded up and sh I would to think it was
like the guy's like act only poured my metal collection
into the bucket.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Well, however it happens, I was like envisioned how they know?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Oh see, I think a disgruntled employee has a little
chopped up pieces of metal in their pocket and they's
sprinkling in.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
And that put you in jail.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Though yeah, I know that's retaliation.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
But they have to find out about it before they
do the recall. So like, how do they even know that?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Like probably someone been into one and found a piece
of metal.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Oh yeah, hello guys, like.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
They and then they look at the packaging, the box number,
and see what that's tough.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
The Golden Bachelor started Gary Turner or Jerry Turner whatever
his name is G E.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
R O.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I was diagnosed with cancer while he and Teresa and
this were trying to plant a future together. They split
weeks later. Months after announcing their divorce, The Golden Bachelor exes,
I don't know if a Jerry or Gary, but and
Teresa are talking about the health diagnosis that sucks?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Does it say what kind of cancer?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
It probably does. In a new interview with People magazine,
Tryner revealed that he was diagnosed with an incurable form
of bone cancer.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
M yeah, that's hard.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Turner said he chose to speak out because it probably
well clear up a lot of mystery about what happened
back in February, March, and April. Instead of it just
being like the normal bachelor they break up three months later.
This is like, this is not that. It's basically the
reason that sucks. Poker cheaters are allegedly using tiny hidden
cameras to spot dealt cards. That's crazy, Ed, do you
know this one?
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Yeah? I mean it's just crazy. They're they're looking at
all these different things that people are using to cheat
at the casinos, and they're going from like glasses with
cameras to count the cards and all kinds of things.
People having stuff in their purses. You know, that kind
of shoots the video of the whole table. It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
A couple is married and divorced twelve times in a
pension scam.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Oh that's smart, but twelve.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Times, av you can do it. Three, yeah, maybe four,
but twelve. Over the course of forty three years, a
couple has gotten married and divorced twelve times. The unidentified
couples being investigated by authorities who claim their frequent divorces
are part of three hundred and forty three thousand dollars
pension scam. A loophole in law allows new brides to
(25:19):
get their hands on over twenty five thousand dollars for
each new marriage, so they just keep they'll get divorcing to.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
The same to this new marriage, to the same person.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
It happens.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Witnesses say the couple appears to have a model marriage.
Investigators found out through all the divorces they'd never actually
been separated.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Of course, now they're divorcing exactly. You would think that
the law.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
They would have it if you get the pension, but
it has to be you know, a unique user, and
you know, like they track if it's a different person.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
It's hard to think of all that stuff while you're
making the law. I know you don't think anyone to
do that.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah, because you're not trying to scam it. That's when
you think of it. Plastic surgeons are reporting a rise
in the PEA shot Ready for What the P shot is?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Is that a shot?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
In?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
The P shots involve injecting platelet rich plasma into the
penis along with botox. It's pretty painful, the results aren't guaranteed.
The procedure is said to regenerate tissues. It costs over
twelve hundred dollars at the clinics that are willing to
perform it.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
So what's it for?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Askman dot com id improved a rech Tel dysfunction.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Well, it's called a P shot. So I was like,
what is it for?
Speaker 5 (26:29):
P OH? I think it's just for.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
I get it out the letter P. I was picturing
p EE.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I think P for multiple reasons. So penis, yes, but
also platelet and plasma. So I think they just call
it the p shot, because your platelets and plasma are
going into your penis. And that's I hated that doctor
SU's book. It's like platelets and platt in your penis. Uh.
I wonder too where the shots go, and Amy, I'll
give you a quick little anatomy lesson here. If you
(26:55):
were to take the shot into the scrotum, it would hurt,
but compared to the other parts, six out of ten,
especially if it's just scroed them and not one of
the testes, or as we call it on the streets,
the balls into the shaft, it would hurt a bit more.
Eight seven and a half to eight out of ten.
(27:18):
That would hurt, but it would be nothing, nothing compared
to the head. Sometimes if the wind blows, it hurts.
That is the most sensitive item on our body.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
I do believe.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
And if you're giving me a needle in that, it
better not be one of these. It might work the
better turn into you know in Captain America, when you
go something like the little Guy, the next thing you
know is like Chris Evans. Nextic like my little Guy
before Chris evens better be Chris Evans. After those shots, I'm.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Sure it's probably not there.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
I don't. I wouldn't think.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Were you think it would be the shaft?
Speaker 4 (27:58):
I don't know, but yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
The medical term for I'm not sure. I think so
you do, doctor, we got to work on the shaft scopel.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
It would be so hard to be a doctor in
this there.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
It's probably called the.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Yeah, get it twelve hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
But if if they and it's not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
If they needle you into your penis head.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Yeah they wouldn't. I don't think that. That's oh my god,
But who knows?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
I mean, because yeah, that's like when I mean a
catheter for any human is terrible, but especially.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I would say yes, but I would say it's It
would be even worse taking needle in that because a
cather at least is dealing with the whole a little bit. Gosh,
it's spreading. But but this is like going right into
the skin.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
I don't want to talk about.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
It, events, but I feel watch this, Eddie, let's show,
don't do it? Give me? Give me like a pencil, Eddie,
can you.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Imagine you flick it?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Okay? If there's anything else us Oh, I want to
apologize to Abby but she just left.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Where should go?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I don't know. Know she is the Swiss Army knife
around this place. Ray, if she comes back, let me
know she goes to the bathroom. Okay, if she comes back,
let me know. I was gonna apologize to Abby, but publicly.
Let me sit there. Any other stories?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Okay, Well, apparently you inject it into the corpora.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Ca Oh, not that that's the worst position.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Columns columns of spongy. But what says she running the length.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Of the shaft? He No, I need to know. We
we know that p is. But what's that term you
just used, Like, what part of.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
The columns of spongey you're rectile to? She running the
length of the penis length? Yes, okay, so it's gotta
be the shaft. I don't know. Now I'm googling. No
top no a cap a corpus caverns.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Hmmm, that's literally the name of a penis.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I'm no, the penis is the name of the penis,
because that's a medical term.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
It's what forms most of the penis and all the
blood vessels that fill the blood to help make But
the penis is.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Called the penis. But that is a part of the penis.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Sounds like that's the shaft.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Sounds like the shaft Mike just pulled up a whole
medical it's a on the door the what do you
call it? The corpora cavernosa. It's a paired structure on
the dorsal side of the penis, the dorsals And I'm
gonna tell you don't know what a paired structure means
on a penis or the So the dorsal would be
the top from the fell from the fin, the dorsal fin. Correct,
(30:51):
I have a fin on the penis, so it makes sense.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Dolphin.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
That's when I admit it.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Selena Gomez and Benni Blanco are engaged. Do you guess
see that all that?
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
That guy here's the thing, excellent producer. You see a
picture of him, You're like, man, he he I said,
this is one goofy guy. He looks like a goofy guy.
But when he like he talks and stuff like, he's awesome.
Do you ever see him? Like I was watching the
video of him with that Sharon by the way in
the back of the bus doing uh uh no, but
(31:22):
she hates every uh say everybody? I have bab Yeah, yeah,
love yourself, love yourself.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Yeah, don't you just love you? So do the mom
line my mama doesn't like anybody? Was she she likes.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Everybody, but don't like you know, I know I need
to lie. I need a melody, amy go.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
My mama't like she likes everyone.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Everyone everything one dorsal Okay. I was so I'm watching
him back with j Justin we were writing the song.
I'm like, he looks like the coolest guy. Like he
was just funny and fun and like if I'm slaying
to go, I was like, I get it, I'm in
engage me. Uh good him. He's the music producer, yeah, massive,
He's a guy that bought them like the popcorn machine
(32:06):
in the movie Theater rememb when much.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, he brought his own popcorn machine and it was
so stupid, like abby, humans can't do that.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
No, I just want to do a little acknowledgment here
because I know I do it time to time. First
of all, we have and this is not about you.
We have no water in the building again. I came
in this morning and I've been sick and I'm trying
to drink water so I stay hydrated and not dehydrated.
And I had a whole refrigerator full of waters in
my office, and there were waters in the green room
(32:37):
and they're all gone. So everybody just comes in. Apparently
this is like the friggin' go have a water. Somebody
walks in the building, probably for another business, and you
guys need water. Were going up to the Buybone show building.
Have you a water? And so Abby, I'm always like, Abby,
would you might grab me a water? Abby's not an intern.
Abby like does so much around the show, but we're
not allowed interns, and so Abby's the one that usually
(32:59):
does all the stuff and like we'll go grab a
water whatever, And so I really appreciate the Abby, You're
way above that. I appreciate you doing that. Still, oh
you're welcome. Yeah, I do feel like you're way way
above that. Everybody else is often tied into something, and
Abbey's as producer stuff just before the show, after the show,
answers phones during the show, and mostly I'm like, we'll
just skip. But I appreciate that because you do a
(33:20):
lot and I don't want you ever to feel like
you're just someone it's fetching water all day.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
I'm getting pretty good at it.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
So speaking to that if I give you some money,
can you get me.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
There's a filtered water thing.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
It's fine, but it's like if you ever drink it, yeah,
and it says it filter is low. It's almost crabbing
the filter. Yes, yes, and somebody's gonna steal it. Don't
just give it a minute.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
No, it's into the wall.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
It's not going that wall you've been runing. You guys,
have ever been to the kids and they got a
tap there? You just turn it on and fill it
up with water.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
It's cool. I hear you. I need bottles of water.
I'm moving around. I got to carry water with me,
and so I'm gonna get someone and put them office.
And when when listeners, when artists come to, it's weird
to give them a cup of tap water just because like, okay,
tap water, nobody's better than tap water. But it's like
Miranda's here, here's some tapwater from the sink. It doesn't
(34:11):
I don't know, it doesn't feel like.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
You know, there's those little packets in there, you know
that you can mix into water, But then we don't
have water in there, so I felt bad.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
I'm like, what are they going to mix it in?
Speaker 5 (34:22):
Like jolly rancher packets. What do you mean? They're like
little sugar packets you put in your water and it
turns it into a Jolly rancher drink? Is it jolly
ranch that's got.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
To taste great? I can't imagine.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
I'm sure they've worked in some sort of electrolyte to
it or something.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
I think it's sugar free.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
It's like a zema dude, can you imagine zema powders? Yeah,
and it was zem even good.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
It looked like, especially when you drop skittles in it
or jolly wrincher.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Well, now you're back to jolly ranchers though. Yeah, okay,
we're done.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
I mean it'd be disgusting to me now, But back
then there's oh off ice.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Are you sure to be discussing to you now or
would it be really good?
Speaker 5 (35:02):
I think it's disgusting, probably discussing because like we didn't
we were limited on what we can drink.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Then.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Oh, so it's just better. It's just the best of it.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
They don't even make it anymore.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
There's a reason for that.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Definitely.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Okay, I do think we're good. I you guys have
a great rest of the day. Hope you enjoyed the
show today. Thank you for listening to the post show.
And that is all and we'll see tomorrow. Bye everybody,
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
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