Lunchbox had to come clean and share a confession about his hangy bangy issue last week. He got tested and shared the results. Morgan and Lunchbox both claim they saw an A-list celebrity in the wild. We determined who was the more famous person and who had the better interaction. Bobby and the crew share the 'Hills We are willing to die on" with our most wild opinions. We also finally get a decision on the guys eating the 25-lb bag of marshmallows.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting, Welcome to Thursday Show Morning Studio. I'm gonna give
you a product. You tell me, is it a brand
name or is it the generic term? This is an example,
a Q tip. Is that a brand or is that
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just the generic term?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's a brand, that's a brand name.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, because what would the generic term be?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Cotton swab?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
It's it.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, you know what that's like? Arkansas? It's Arkansas common.
Like we'd say, yeah, a Q tip's a brand, but
now every kind of cotton small is basically called a
Q tip.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Right.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
They did a really good marketing.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I guess yes, So write your answers down. We're gonna
do elimination style. If you miss it, you're out. Up first,
hot tub is that the generic name? Or is hot brand?
And then everything just started to get called hot tubs. No,
(01:07):
this was harder than I thought. I thought this would
be an easy game. Mike made this game, and I
was like, I'll crush this, and some of them I
had no idea. I'm in hot tub. Amy generic a
brand name, go generic, lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
It's generic generic.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
The brand name. The biggest brand name is Jacuzie.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I could have been flipped though.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I didn't know if Jacuzzi was flip.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I know hot tub is a generic name. Jacuzzie would
have been a brand.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Kleenex. I'm in and for the wind pretty easy.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You guys have branands.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Good because it's a tissue, official tissue good.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Mini golf? Is that the generic name for it? Or
is that an actual brand that we just start calling
everything mini golf?
Speaker 7 (02:01):
M what?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Oh man, this is tough.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Don't say it, but can you think of the other versions?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Hmm, brand name or generic name? Mini golf? You have
five seconds.
Speaker 8 (02:16):
I'm in.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I'm in for the lunchbox, generic Eddie.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, I'm gonna go generic to Amy brand.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
What do you what was the other version of mini golf?
Is the generic name? The brand is pup put that
that's an actual brand?
Speaker 9 (02:35):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
So, Amy, you're out?
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Interesting?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Ping Pong ping pong a brand or ping pong the
generic term for it?
Speaker 6 (02:51):
What else would he call? Oh there's another name?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Oh dude, come on, it's hard.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Uh this is so hard. Ping I'm in?
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Oh hold on, hold on, let me think.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
When they're handing out the golden medal five seconds, I'm
changing my answer.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Oh no, he's going to get his instinct like it
ping pong brand or generic lunchbox brand?
Speaker 6 (03:22):
I too went brand?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
What do you think generic?
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Is table tennis?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Paddle tennis?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
But yeah, yeah, ping pong is a brand. Lip balm, Oh,
I don't even know what that is?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You know what that is?
Speaker 10 (03:39):
No?
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Is it not? What part of the body is going on?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I don't even know. I never even seen lips.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
I'm confused on what?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh got it? Lip bom?
Speaker 6 (03:47):
I'm in. I don't understand what is it?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
I don't understand lip ball? No bomb, no bomb?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
What's his country of b A l M?
Speaker 6 (04:05):
That's how you spell bomb?
Speaker 7 (04:07):
You in?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I'm in for the lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
That is generic?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Eddie?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
That is generic?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
What would the brand be then chapstick?
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Correct? Okay, see I didn't know that they were the
same thing.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Generic?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Dump dumpster? H dumpster? Is that a brand? Or is
that a generic term? Dumpster?
Speaker 6 (04:41):
I'm in.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I'm in for the wind lunchbox brand Eddie.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Oh, there's gonna be a loser.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I put generic.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Okay, let's do what you think the other one tod
be a lunchbox if it's brand?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
What's the generic trash receptacle.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Eddie? If it's generic. What would a brand be?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
A brand would be waste management can with a little rye.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
I got it wrong.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Didn't that the generic is large waiste container dumpster as
a brand?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
My goodness, Wow, guy.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
I didn't know what lipbomb was, but he won the
whole thing.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
This is.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
With a win.
Speaker 11 (05:22):
It's anonymous sinbo, anonymous sinbosh.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
There's a question to be.
Speaker 10 (05:34):
Well man.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Hello Bobby Bones. My husband and I are pregnant with
our third child. We were looking to get a nanny
to help out. I plan on returning to work. Been
uncomfortable having know the woman in the house though, to
be honest, especially someone younger and more attractive than me.
I trust my husband. I just don't want to invite
that risk into my home. When we were interviewing candidates,
I rejected two of the nannies, despite them being qualif
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and everything we were looking for. My husband told me
he doesn't want to pick anyone that we aren't both
comfortable with our children around. But I'm rejecting them based
on their age and attractiveness, and that's sexist. I agree
with my husband that if I was planning for a
job and I got turned down for my age or
level of attractiveness or being a woman. It'd be upsetting,
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and I feel like there should be an exception though,
if someone's in our house and it makes me uncomfortable
because they're younger and prettier. In his words, it shows
that I she keep saying sexist, but that I'm sexist
when I am the employer of the one in power.
I don't know, Bobby, do you have any advice on
our situation? Signed selective Sally. Sexist is a weird term
because you're going to hire a woman. It sounds like,
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so that would just be based completely on our sex.
That could be agist, you'd be prettiest. I wish I
was prettiest. That's that feels like a different that's like
the pretty. Yeah, that is an unfortunate place. I can't
really help and fix your insecure because you have that,
and I'm sorry you have that. We all have our
versions of this type of insecurity. I think you've also
(07:07):
done the thing of putting yourself in their shoes, and
that would suck if you didn't get a job because
you happen to look a certain way or be a
certain age if you were qualified, Like, yeah, that would
suck in the end if you're not comfortable with a person. Though,
as much as it pains me to say this, it's
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not going to be healthy for everybody in the house.
Like Macro, I would really try to figure out why
you feel this way towards whomever she is, if she's
younger and prettier and your husband. You know, if there's
some and I'm not saying this is the case, and
it probably isn't some infidelity in the past, I get it.
If there's an infidelity in with your parents back in
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the day, I get it. Like a lot of these
feelings of insecurity are rooted in things sometimes that we
cannot even identify. So what I would encourage you to do,
and this is a long term thing, this is not
going to the process right now, is figure out why
you feel this way, because, yeah, it's a bit unfair
that someone could be fully qualified be everything that you want,
but they're young and pretty, so you don't because it'd
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be unfair if they were old and ugly and you
cut them.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
That suck too, Yeah, so, but there's not a fear
attached to that.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
No, But I'm just saying without the fear in a vacuum,
it sucks. If someone doesn't get a job because of
age and looks, not because of their qualified regardless of
what those combinations are. So that sucks. But I think
what you can do is try to figure out why
you feel this way, and I would just go through
and find somebody you're comfortable with. Now, this nanny's probably
not gonna last forever. They never do, and this will
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probably help you with the next time you hire nanny.
This time it ain't gonna help. I would say, don't
get Hoddy mccatterson right now, because they ain't gonna be
good for the whole family, the whole bibe of the
whole family, And that sucks to say. But fix yourself
so then you cannot hold other people back. That would
be my advice there, because that would be knowing.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Yeah, I do think though it is it's hard to
find someone that meshes well with your family and it's
going to be great for your kids. And I hear
to be in every worst place where Yeah, this insecurity
is holding you back from someone that genuinely could be
the best fit for your family.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Maybe it's in every way. I'm going to need you
to show up every day, look in your worst can.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
You put on twenty Can you do a couple of
fake moles right right on your bag over your head?
I don't like that, but I don't have to like
it to hopefully guide you to a place where you
can make a better decision, a healthier decision for everyone later,
because you're not going to make that healthy decision now,
and it's gonna it's gonna lead to unhealthy things within
that the dynamic of the family. So hire someone you
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guys a both comfortable with. Don't force yourself to do
something that makes you uncomfortable, even if it's something like
hire somebody hot and young. But you got to figure
out why you feel this way, like what has led
you here, because you may not know or you do me.
But you shouldn't punish somebody for this. But first, let's
work on you. Then let's work on it. Sounds like
a plan, it's a hard plan. It requires work. And
(10:06):
maybe you find meme on Annie and she's awesome, but
then she will live very long. I mean, yeah, all right, there,
you go, close it up. Lunchboxes asked for a minute
to make a confession. I don't know what it is,
so over to you.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Last week I came in here and I told you, guys,
my hanging bangy was inflamed.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
No, it's the sickness confessions that drive us crazy.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Well, I didn't say it was a sickness.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Okay, is it a sickness? Yeah, oh no, it's terrible.
By the way, the hangy bangy for those that are new,
it's that that part is funny. It's that thing that
hangs in your throat a little ball back. Well, who
calls out the hangy bangy and he'll come in and
be like, it's okay, guys, it's just my hangy bangy.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
It's inflamed. And it's usually the allergies. Yes, And I
assumed it was allergy because my throat hurt the hangy bangy,
man it went. It's been a week over a week
and it was still hurting. I was not able to eat.
I was just on smoothies and yogurt. And I don't
know what was wrong with me. So I went and
got tested. Great news, guys, not strup throat. That's a
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lot of confessions.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Bad news.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
I have something that I did not know men could
get comia, have clementia?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
What men can get that?
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Right?
Speaker 6 (11:14):
I don't know. I don't know the std.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
An you have a urinary track.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Confection can get this too.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
I had no idea men could get.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Why man could get this? Like, what could it be? Asked?
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Not committia.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I'll be honest with you, I don't know enough about
even what what colytia is.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
I'll lock it up.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
All st ds are all.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Now there's one that only women get it?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Uhink HPV that one that guys can have that.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
It's not that it's not what you have into this.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
There are no st ds exclusive females.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Because it's sexually transmitted.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
I just that makes sense, Colled.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I just felt like you have sephalis, no gonn rhea, no.
Speaker 8 (12:04):
Get it.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
No.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
I knew I could get that age, you know, I
knew I could get that.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Okay, that's all I have in my breast cancer.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
But that's his hanging banging. He's not gonna hurt from.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
The breast cancer of the hanging bing.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I was just doing st DS.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
I know, I was trying to think, what could he
think the only women could get which, by the way,
men can get that. Breast cancers are so heads up
on that.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
But did you can did you google to see if
men can yeast infection.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
I have a yeast in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Oh my god, this is the greatest segment ever in
my life. This is hilarious.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
I guessed it.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Wow, eat a lot of bread.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
What's happening?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Oh my gosh, guys, Jamie, I would have lost.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I would have lost money on that. If can a
guy get uased infection?
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Nope?
Speaker 4 (12:52):
How much you want to bet? How much you got?
Speaker 6 (12:56):
I lost it all?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
What does he just like swallow some badge of sill?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Or yes, have you been badger silling your hanging bangy?
Speaker 10 (13:05):
No?
Speaker 7 (13:05):
I have.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Light of cane okay, and it's really thick, and you
put it in your mouth, you gurgle, spit it out.
And then there's another medicine. It's like orange. I don't
know the name of it. And I had to put
it in my mouth that is how you say, gargle
it and I have to do this four times a
day and I spit it out.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
A man can get a yeast and throat I got
so known long name there due to a weakened immune system,
antibiotic used diabetes or the use of inhaled carew I
don't know what that is either, which can disrupt the
natural balance of micro organisms in the mouth.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
WHOA.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I also don't.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
I would say the doctor probably advised you to stay
away from uh.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Is there like a manlier version of sugary.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Smoothies and sugary yogurts because you're only making the the
the overgrowth war.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
I don't you understand. I couldn't eat like it hurts
so bad because you're yeast hurt. Yes, the yeast was killing.
I mean it was like when I couldn't figure out
what it was. I had my wife look in there
and she goes, oh, yeah, did you just eat like
cottage cheese? And I was like no, and she said, well,
there's a lot of white stuff.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Oh, thrush.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
That's exactly what it is.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
So that's what I had to do, is I'm doing
a thrush and it's just it's really bad.
Speaker 7 (14:28):
Man.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
And you hadn't like check your filoppian tubes or anything.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
No, I don't have those. Did you get a PAP smear?
I don't have that, That's what I'm saying. And I
told the doctor. I said, man, I didn't know dudes
could get that. I thought that was only a woman thing.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I'm surprised I didn't have a man version of it.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Yeah, instead of calling it the YaST infection, even.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
To like a meast infection, you know, just like a
little switch up.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Oh, I don't switch up all the other things we
can all mutually have.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
But a yeast infection is not the official term for it.
It has like a a medical term.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Like the candida or the thrush. Are you talking about
for his throat or can't?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
It's known as candidad ossis.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Then I'm telling you I don't want to wish that
on anybody to get yeast in their throat because it
is unbeara.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
I don't wish it on you to get it elsewhere either.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Is it contagious?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
No?
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah, we told you it was something more than Actually
one of us was like, I think he's got a
vaginal issue.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Somebody said that at that lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Yeah, oh guys, poor hygiene contributed.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Well, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Oh, yes, it can be contagious. It is a fungal
infection caused by the candida yeast, which can spread from
a person to person through either direct contact which he
is near us.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
I'm not direct contact.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I'm not wearing objects with an effected person doing it.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Which probably not washing your water bottle.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Or breastfeeding everyone. It's important note that not everyone who
not everyone who comes into contact someone with thrust will
developing infection, but it can if you're near them. Oh man,
all right, well this is the day lunchbocks got to
use affection and mark it down on the calendars. One
of my favorite days.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
And I didn't want to tell you.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah, thanks for telling us.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I wish it wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
It was a freezing cold day in Baldwinsville, New York,
and seven year old Mackay he's riding his bike along
a river. He says, oh, that looks cool. Look how
cold that river is, and he puts his bike down
and sits by the river. Well, he starts slipping falls
in the freezing river. Luckily, there's a guy named Ed
he's walking his dog. He says, oh my gosh, what
is that. He goes, stop, stop, I'll help, I'll help.
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We calls nine one one first, thanks thankfully. Then he
tries to get a stick and helps. Mackay can't do it,
so he tries the bike. He's like, well, I don't know,
grab onto the wheel of the bike.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
He puts the bike in the water.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yes, and they're trying everything. Finally, Ed's like, you know what,
I'm jumping in right in time. Woo this first responders
show up. Luckily Ed did not have to jump in.
The first responders they started rescuing and Ed helped.
Speaker 6 (16:59):
And they rescue the boy.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, good thing. Ed was there to see that.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
He's like, I was just about I don't want to
do that. I don't want to do this.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I'm sure sure it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Yeah, the kids save He Ed saw it, he did reacted.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
The kid is safe.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
I like that almost jumped in, just like Eddie almost
gave a kidney.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I want to guys, I wanted to make this about
something good. They've chosen to take it a different direction.
I mean Ed did see the kid and going to action.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
Yeah he did.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I'm sure he would have jumped in.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Even Mackay's mom saying Ed is a hero, so let's go.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I think Ed made a great decision to save the
kid's life by seeing him acting going towards them, probably
like keep him keeping him focused on Yes, and.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Who knows if Ed would have jumped in the freezing water,
he could have gotten hurt too.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Oh for sure.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah, but for sure. But I think it doesn't matter.
What I think matter. I just love this story. We're
gonna leave it at that. This is tell me something good,
and that's what it's all about.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
We love the good news and positivity. But everyone once
in a while we want to tell you something about us.
It's called tell me something lame. Tell me something lame,
just something that kind of sucks. I'll give you mind.
Stanley is our bulldog, and he had a low issue
and all of a sudden, these not started to develop
on his sides. They look like when you play Connect
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four checkers that size. He had like twenty of them
all over his body, big like boile type things, and
then they all popped in his plus everywhere, and he
was in such pain. We now know where it came from.
It was somebody we had hired to do something with
a dog. It was an accident, but it is all.
I felt terrible for him. We were like his body
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was breaking out into checkers under his skin.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
Awful.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
It's terrible.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
It was.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yes, he's pretty good. It looks like though now he's
been shot a bunch of times. I'm just like dude.
The dude, he's just one thing after another. Tell me something,
lame amy, lame me up.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Well, somehow my cat got out onto my screened and
porch and spent the night out there, which luckily she's
safe as it screened in because she would not survive
in the wild.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
But I guess she decided she used you you need
to do use the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
There's no litter box out there, and she had nowhere
else to go, so she peed on my couch that's
out there.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Oh no, that's annoying.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
And cat pete, let me tell you, there's a it's
a different odor. It's not good.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
You can try to get it out like I'm probably
gonna have to get it professionally cleaned, and that's just
not what I really what I want to do.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Also, speaking to that odors and stuff, for those that
don't know and didn't hear the show this morning, Lunchbox
admitted to us he has a yeast infection in his
in his throat, yeah, in his mouth, in his mouth.
So that reminds me. I just want to remind our.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Listeners want to forget he has action in the mouth.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
The weather's heating up. The cat smells worse, and I
wonder for lunchbox. As it gets hot out, does his throat.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Tell me something?
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Lame lunchbox. Yeah. I was outside in the backyard playing
with the kids and we came inside and I hear
and I thought, oh, the toilet's run. So I go
downstairs and I step in water and there's no toilet running.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
Hot water heater had busted.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Oh it's terrible.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
You want to hear me walking through the water in
my house?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
What I think? That's a lot of water.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
This terrible. It was like three quarters of an inch
all throughout the downstairs and we're early outside for an
hour an hour?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Guys, did you know where to go? Shut it off immediately? Yes?
Speaker 6 (20:27):
And then I had to You know what I did
two and a half hours.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
I was on my hands and knees with towels sopping
up water and ringing it out, sopping up water and
ringing it out.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Still, I wonder if it was enough to keep the
damage from happening.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Oh no, really, the floors are gone. What the sheet
rock is gone?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Did you win this game?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yeah, it's been a bad day. First of all, he
has a east infection in his throat.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
That's bad.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
He tells us earlier this morning, mister East, we call
him and then what's up?
Speaker 6 (20:57):
No, we don't, we call it you.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
You have a East infection game, But I'm not mister yeah, yeah,
five thousand and then this happens, which is possibly even worse.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Man.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
Yeah, tell me something, lame, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
My son got Wally pipped. You know, can you explain
that for everyone? Wallypip was.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, Wally Pip played first base for the Yankees, and
he got hurt, and then lou Gary came in. And
usually don't lose a job because you get hurt, but
lou Gary was so good he kept the job forever.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
So my son started this basketball team. He was a starter,
and then they went for spring break to the beach.
When he got back, he lost his starting job.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
Oh it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Even now he's got a fight back to get that
starting job and he's good. But when he was gone
during spring break, they had some practices and a game
and he got Wally pipped. I felt so bad for
my son. I had to explain to who Wallypip was.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Never leave, don't never take a vacation, never take a break. Yeah,
get him unhealthy like that. That's how I'm here.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
That's how I'm there.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah yeah, all right, go ahead tell me something lame Morgan.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
You have one.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (21:55):
So I was at a restaurant with some friends and
they messed up my salad, which was super bow.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
But the guy gave me a free cake for it,
so that was pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
It's a flame or awesome. I don't know it was.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
I mean, it's not very exciting.
Speaker 12 (22:09):
It's not a very exciting story, but it was cool
that I got a free cake just because they invested
up my salad.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
The parting.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have two of these. What would
you do if this happened to you?
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Number one?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
This went viral on TikTok because she fell asleep and
her hair was over the plane and the guy behind
her braided her hair. Okay, okay, this is from real
Dot Danny B.
Speaker 10 (22:34):
Here you go to the man that braided my hair
while I was sleep on a plane. I need you
to come forth immediately. I remember I was sleep the
entire flight. Okay, my day started at two thirty that morning.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
I hear.
Speaker 10 (22:48):
And when I wake up, it's like literally right in
my ear. That's where I found the braid, mind you,
I said, who was taking pictures? It wasn't until I
got to my Airbnb.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
That's when it dawned on me.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Raided my hair while I was sleep on the plane.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
One.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
How creepy is this?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
One?
Speaker 4 (23:05):
To ten.
Speaker 9 (23:07):
A NAF.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
It's not as creepy as you think because she no, no,
she had the audacity to throw her hair over the seat.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
That's rude.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I don't know that it was all of her hair, somebody,
she could have fallen asleep. We're assuming that she was
just like, take all my hair, suka. It's creepy to
break somebody's hair, you don't know without them knowing it.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Yeah, Like what kind of a person is like into like, oh,
I can't wait to just touch it?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
And they said it was a man.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
That's that's creepier.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
If it's like an eight year old girl who doesn't
know better she has her parents.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Yeah, yeah, you wake up and you're like, what the heck?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I was like, Okay, if it's a dude, Morgan, if
you're on a plane and you wake up and your
hair's braided, and some dude's braided your hair, yeah.
Speaker 12 (23:51):
Turn around, it'd be like a seven there's creepier things
even that could happen, but that's pretty high up there.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Yeah, like if they were to just like brush it
and carress it, that would be creepier than the braid.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
No way, takes more time you have a braid, is
like maybe they're just fidgeting and being bored if they're
like brushing it and clean it.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
If you say it like that, what if I said
braiding it and okay, so creepy meter, I go eight
and a half?
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Yeah, I go eat?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Why does she want it? That got to come forward though,
she just get a shame. If it's me, I ain't
coming forward. Nothing positive coming from that. Here's another one.
Pennsylvania woman accidentally donates a jacket to charity and there
was a two point five million dollar winning lottery ticket
inside the jacket. So here's a clip explaining what happened.
Speaker 9 (24:38):
Her name is Mildred Simona Rouludo, and she said she
bought the ticket at a grocery store last May. Two
weeks later, she found, hey, I won, but where's the ticket.
That's when she remembered she had put it inside a
jacket that she donated to Vietnam Veterans of America.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
I was stupefied. I was there's no words for it.
It was like beyond its fortun Can I.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Get it back?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
The organization donates clothing around the world, so that jacket
could be anywhere.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
It expires on May eighth.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
No, they don't have the ticket back.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
That's not good.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
This isn't the story where they go they found the
ticket and she got it back.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
So yeah, this is an easy answer.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
That's from six ABC Action News on TikTok Amy. Your thoughts, Well, so.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
If I end up with the jacket, I give it
to her. I mean, and I know about it, I
give it to her. Yeah, if you find a jacket, yeah,
because also when I go to turn it in, aren't
they going to be like, oh, this is the am
I gonna be able to turn it in because I'm
not the one that bought it.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Theyd you didn't sign it's write lunchbox and that's what
it is.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Well, now that this has made the news, they I
don't know because you didn't steal the ticket.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
No, right, you didn't.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
They didn't go in.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
But I just think like she may she doesn't have to,
but she might give you a little something and you're
gonna ultimately feel better knowing that you gave it back
to her.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Well, here's the truth. I mean, this lady looks pretty old.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Okay, give us the truth.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
She doesn't need the two I mean, if she got
the two point five millions, she wouldn't be able to
use it all.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
She could give it to The kids are great kids.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
If they're struggling, I'm keeping it. So I'm gonna I'm
gonna do my research with a lawyer and find out, like,
if I go cash this in, am I gonna get
in trouble?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Because I didn't steal it. You did buy the jacket.
I've always in the jacket and anything else in the jacket,
a book, a note, any of that is yours if
you buy the jacket.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
So can you just go havesies?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Well, what I would probably do is make a call
from an untraceable number of burner phones it try to
find her and be like, hey, I actually have the ticket,
and legally I don't have to give it back to you.
I don't want you to not have it. But if
I give it back to you, can we put in
contract in writing that we're gonna split the ticket? Like
that would be like something that I would.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
That's risky though you don't know what she's going to say.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
You don't you have a burner phone. She'sin't gonna track
you down.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
That's a good point.
Speaker 6 (26:58):
And you have the ticket. Yeah, you're in control.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
And I think that legally because again nothing, there's nothing
that happened, nothing illegal, happened, nothing.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
But this news story did say that these jackets go
all over the world. Yeah, I could have been about
by anybody say I'm in Indonesia.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
You may not. Well, I would just say America. If
you get like an Iowa ticket or a Pennsylvania ticket
and you're Indonesia, don't know if that is right. Okay,
but I think the odds too are the person never
saw this news story and probably just gets a ticket
and throws it away, or.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
The person that is taking the donation just cleans out
the pockets, tosses it.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
In the trash and it's gone. Oh but man, there
is no way, Oh myk.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
This lady needs to get on like worldwide news. She
needs to go to every news outlet and be like,
I'm looking for this ticket.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
It's funny how old people talk amy because yes, because
Eddie's like, they need to go get on the news
with Ted Gopple and it's like, no, you try to
go viral on all social.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Media on the world wide Web.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Yeah, well I wouldn't even call it the world wide Web.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I mean so when you say old people, you mean Eddie.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
What does this teach you is I got to take
her on a VHS and show everybody in their VCR
want a story.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Were they going to see my TikTok in Indonesia?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
But if it goes, you need it to go viral enough,
but it's might not gonna be Indonesia.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
Oh man, this is that is what happens when you donate.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Man, No, it's happening when you don't pay attention. Just
generally speaking, what would you do if I got the jacket?
I probably thought to take it away by being honest
without knowing if as my jacket, I would think this
is not a winner. Take it away, but you know it?
Speaker 4 (28:23):
So what would you do give it back?
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Oh yeah? Or you said you're gonna call I.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Would just I would present a middle scenario where we
both win.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Yep, Because in a way, it's like the universe is
giving you the gift, like you didn't ask for this.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
It came to you.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
If it gave you a gift, the gift is to
be kept.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
That is disrespectful. If you don't take that gift, you don't.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Get to keep giving you gifts if you keep taking
them back. Yes, Morgan claims to have seen a major
A lister out in the wild. Think about Morgan is
her definition of a list in ours is a bit different.
Chap My Coael Murray was our last A lister she saw.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
I still don't know who that is?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
What if you google them?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
An A lister means everybody should know this person's a list.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Yes, I mean all my friends freaked out. I freaked out, Like.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Top of the top.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Somebody lives here, I think so to my knowledge.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Let's do ten questions. Yes or no?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Only music, no acting, yes man, no female actor? TV?
Maybe maybe TV movies.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Four, I mean, but it's not Nicole Kidman for sure
lives here. Over forty Yes that's five. Hair color that's
not you got to ask her yes or no question?
No blonde? But then that cuts off cuts off all
the rest of them. Hang American? Yes?
Speaker 6 (30:03):
What about marrying to someone famous from.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
From the South?
Speaker 3 (30:10):
I think so.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
I like where you're going, but you don't know. I
don't know for sure, but I think so.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Anybody anybody else famous in her family.
Speaker 12 (30:22):
I'm going to google.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
So she must not be married to anyone famous.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
Yeah that's good.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
So it's actor American.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
But the thing is, we did this last time.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
This is what I'm saying. All her friends freaked out,
but I.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Think her friends would have freaked out about Chad Michael
Morray exactly.
Speaker 12 (30:42):
Okay, you could argue that she does have famous family.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I don't want to argue with you that. Yeah, there's
no arguing famous family. Is she extremely wealthy?
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:52):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
We have one more question.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
Oh did you already ask about if she has kids?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Well, I would assume she does. We can ask that.
By my assumption is yes. If I could be wrong
because she said if somebody in her family getting Schift kids, yes,
I crap.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
I thought, so, oh you said you think they live here?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
My assumption was I believe So okay, race President, Yep,
that's it.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
She does live here. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Oh dang.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
And did you guys talk to her?
Speaker 7 (31:30):
No?
Speaker 12 (31:31):
And I told my friends that we can't because she
was with her family.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
They were eating.
Speaker 12 (31:34):
We were all at a restaurant sitting down, and she
walked by and we all were like, that was Rex
Witherspood And then she sat We all had dinner literally
at the same time. So basically we had dinner with
Reece Witherspoon.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Did you ever try to listen in to their conversation.
Speaker 12 (31:45):
No, they were out on the patio and we were inside,
but we could see them, like the whole time.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
You stared at the whole time.
Speaker 12 (31:51):
No, I felt I tried not to because I was like,
I really like her and I don't want her to
think I'm weird.
Speaker 6 (31:58):
Did she go to the bathroom and then you like
the bathroom?
Speaker 4 (32:00):
What the heck is that's your question?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Well, he loves to follow Yeah, like that way so weird.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
You get bump into him in the bathroom. Oh hi hi,
and you have a conversation in the bathroom. I mean
that's the easygo.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I would never have thought that, like, wait for them
to go pee, then follow them to the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
Yes, even if you don't want to.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Go pee, No, I would I would think that would
be the case. Yeah, you don't just hold yours until
they go. You just wait until they go, huh, would
you have would.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
You have said you wouldn't if she wasn't with her kids?
Speaker 12 (32:29):
Yeah, and she wasn't eating, I would have absolutely said
hi and tried to like take a photo or just
be like, I love you so much, because I love
all of her movies her One of my favorite movies
of all time is Sweet Home Alabama.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
Oh you could have wrote it on a napkin, I
love you so much and just dropped it at the
table as you.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Walk by, or she's peeing, dropped the nappkin over the
top of the or sliding under Yes, anybody else, anybody
famous in the past couple of weeks around here.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
I don't want to steal the segment.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Do you have one that?
Speaker 6 (32:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Wait, but was this an A lister?
Speaker 6 (32:56):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Oh yeahs an a lister.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yeah, so you're back to even Okay, you're going to
steal a segment with this.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
We want you to.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
It's an A lister. Okay, it's an A lister. You
want to play ten questions?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
No, we kind of don't with you because we don't
trust you because once you made us it was Mike.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
D No, no, but I didn't say it was an
A lister with my d This was an A lister?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
I'm tired, thank you?
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Okay, So who was it?
Speaker 6 (33:20):
Do you want to know?
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Yes, we want to know. You're sure you don't want
to play ten questions? It's kind of fun.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Let's say one question.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
One yeah, one question, one question?
Speaker 6 (33:28):
Who was it? Are you serious? That's it?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
I want to ruin my A lister on a one question?
Speaker 3 (33:34):
What are you going to save until we do this
the next time?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Were you going to hold it for prep?
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Okay, okay, oh my god? What are you ten questions
than you?
Speaker 7 (33:42):
Do?
Speaker 6 (33:42):
You want to take a commercial and come back?
Speaker 7 (33:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
I just want to do the questions.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
I mean, because people are gonna want to know.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Are they in music?
Speaker 6 (33:47):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
They live in Nashville as far as I know. Are
they in country music?
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Have they been on this show?
Speaker 6 (33:55):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (33:55):
A lot of yes. Is we're getting close?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Have you ever been to their concert?
Speaker 4 (34:01):
Hmmm?
Speaker 7 (34:03):
No?
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Aren't you asked? Are they a man? Is any good?
Speaker 6 (34:08):
That's good? Are you asking?
Speaker 4 (34:09):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
No, it's not a man?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
No, and it's an A lister A lister? So okay,
let's just walk through country music A listers that are females, Carrie, Carrie, Shnaiah,
Trisha yearwood Hill, Still Dolly, Reba, Maren.
Speaker 13 (34:29):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
This has turned into a great segment, by the way.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
Taylor, Taylor, if Casey musk Graves, he's as.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Far as I know.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Yeah? Are they under forty?
Speaker 6 (34:40):
Oh? I don't know how to look.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Around there?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yeah, I just wanted to know.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Guess I liked your first question.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Should just say do have hair?
Speaker 6 (34:51):
One?
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (34:53):
They are not over forty forty.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
They're under forty and they've been in here and there.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Laney Wilson too, Yeah, Landy, I was a Landey last week.
Does that wouldn't that'd be kind of like under was it?
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Lanny?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
No?
Speaker 6 (35:07):
Okay, it was not underwhelming?
Speaker 4 (35:09):
See boom that color under forty? A lister?
Speaker 1 (35:13):
I mean Casey is under forty and as an a lister.
Have they ever performed on the show?
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Yeah, I believe they have Kelsey wrong, Casey wrong?
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Okay, where out, dude?
Speaker 6 (35:29):
Where out is it? Maren Morris?
Speaker 4 (35:31):
I was okay, well, I mentioned Ma, but you just
you didn't say naming the people.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
You're right?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
I lost. I'm loser? Oh cool?
Speaker 6 (35:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Maryn Morris was in line behind me with her son
getting ice cream at a walk up ice cream shop.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Did you do anything embarrassing?
Speaker 8 (35:44):
No?
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Because she was with her son and I was like, dang, man,
I wish she wasn't with her son right now I
could snap a pick or She.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Didn't say that loud though, did you no? Okay, but
that would Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
It was an old ice cream shop where you walk
up and you order it the window, and she was
standing in line right behind me. Did you say anything? Hell?
Speaker 1 (36:00):
No, she recognized you.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
No, she didn't recognized me. She was very into her kid.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
That's called being a mom. Did you think that she
probably felt the same way about you though? Where she
didn't want to bother you because you saw me.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
She was probably like, oh man, there's lunch by.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
That's kind of crazy. I thought she'd want to introduce
our kids.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
They'd be friends or whatever, but that didn't happen either.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Well, hey, thanks for your story.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
That was good, great segment.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Man.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
I don't feel like he won up to me though
I had.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
Dinner with I had ice cream with Maren Morris. Neither
of you actually you were separated by glass.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
I was there.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
There was no glass.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
It was open. I think Morgan wins. Oh yeah in
the battle. Oh yes, we've all met Maren's been in
here by we've all met Maren.
Speaker 6 (36:37):
Yeah. Oh my goodness, I was so much closer to
Marn than you were to.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Okay, this is a weird This is turn even weirder
than the bathroom thing. Okay, thank you.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Bobby an eighty one year old waitress named Betty who
worked at Eaton Park in Ross Township, Pennsylvania. She's been
there for over thirty years eighty one, but she can
finally retire thanks to a viral online fundraiser. Last week.
Tammy goes in and Tammy's got Leo, her kid. They
(37:10):
visit the restaurant and they start talking to Betty because
Betty's a talker, and Betty's still working because solid Security
wasn't enough to cover her expenses, so she's still waiting tables,
waiting tables. So she posts video and she's like, hey,
this is our waitress at Betty. I don't know what's
cropfund this. If we can make five hundred bucks something
to make her day better. They raised over three hundred
thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Oh wow, that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
The reason I almost didn't do this story is because
I feel like these two guys who have no retirement
at all will start to rely on to go fund
me and keep twenty years Well, that.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Just depends on twenty years now. We set it up
with the show, just say hey, you want Lunchbox off
the show. Everybody hates him, help him retire'd be great. Yeah,
I think there are better things in people's money.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
That that's from CBS News, but crazy that ended up
being three hundred thousand dollars. Wow, and she's able to
retire just because someone won in went happened to be there,
learn somebody's story and was like, let me see if
I can help. Without the intention of like a three
hundred thousand it was like, let's do like five hundred bucks,
one thousand bucks. We can make a week better to
pair of bills. That is what it's all about.
Speaker 6 (38:12):
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
We have ninety seconds to figure out as many of
Amy's corny jokes as possible. On Thursdays, we do the
investigative Morning Corny. You ready over there?
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Yes, go, Mourning Corny.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
If honey bees make honey, what kind of bees make milk?
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Cow bees milk bees like like, like, we read it again?
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Place, if honey bees make honey, what kind of bees
make milk?
Speaker 6 (38:45):
Moobiesbees?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
That's down his alley? Yeah, I should have got that
real quicker, I get it. It's good though.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
What do you call a book club that's been stuck
on the same book for years?
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Stuck page? A book club? The club of the club? Mutre?
Speaker 5 (39:04):
What do you call a book club that's been stuck
on the same book for years?
Speaker 6 (39:09):
Library?
Speaker 1 (39:10):
There's something to this, the book club, same book. That
means they're reading the same book over and over again.
Readers of the Bible? Interesting church church?
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Yeah, okay, what does a chicken coop?
Speaker 1 (39:31):
You got boobies? I got church?
Speaker 3 (39:33):
Sorry? Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Speaker 6 (39:38):
Eggs exit exit, exit needs exit? Okay?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Omelet over easy?
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Why does the chicken coop have two doors?
Speaker 6 (39:49):
Beak male, female, beak exits.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Brexit one is the egg bock bog? We read it
one more time?
Speaker 4 (40:03):
Oh, yes, we read that again.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
I why did you have two doors?
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Because I've had four? Be a chicken sedan?
Speaker 1 (40:11):
No way, we would have never never, really no, I didn't.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Think you were going to get what you call a
book clubs and stuff for years, and.
Speaker 4 (40:19):
You've got church.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
We can get the ones with a one word answer,
the ones with an actual answer. You're like, why would
you call two doors this? And you're like, you wouldn't
you call a four door?
Speaker 10 (40:28):
Like?
Speaker 1 (40:28):
That leads us.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
Okay, it's not it's not good for investigative, it's good
for other days.
Speaker 6 (40:33):
You could have given it us six hours, and.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
Yeah, that's not true. I think you would have gotten
it six hours.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
I was also going to ask, looking at my notes,
I was gonna ask Amy, Uh, what are you doing
today after after the show?
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Oh, I'm getting my yard ready.
Speaker 5 (40:47):
I'm I've decided I'm going to do it myself this year,
so I'm going to home depot.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Actually you're doing it yourself?
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Yes, no, this is good.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
No, no, no, this is good.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
I worked through it because I actually got.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
A bid to have someone come and do some of
the work in my beds and things around my house.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
What do you mean yourself?
Speaker 7 (41:03):
What?
Speaker 3 (41:03):
Things like stuff in my.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
Flower beds and around my tree beds. And when I
got the bid, I thought, okay, I could hire somebody,
or I could feel empowered because I did this last year,
and I did it myself, and I've just got to
carve out the time. And so today I'm going to
home depot and I have my list and I'm going
to gather my things and then all are gonna be surprised.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
It's going to look good.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
I think this is excellent for you. I thought you
would say something like like chainsawing a tree, a massive tree.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
No, it's more I realized the therapeutic benefits for me
doing it myself, and then also the reward of every
time I pull up and I see like, oh I
did that because last year was the first year I
did it myself and it took a lot of time.
So that's why this year I got a bid. And
then when I got the bid, I'm like, why am
I defaulting to that. I'm just going to do it
myself because previous years my husband would pretty much take
(41:53):
care of it, and now it's me. I'm responsible for
my yard, and I am anticipating feelings empower. Yes, yes,
my ex husband, Yeah, that's what I meant. In years past,
I had a husband for seventeen years that would handle
the yard stuff, and now.
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Take pictures please, of course, take pictures where the hill
all die on?
Speaker 4 (42:45):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Nickelback and Creed are actually awesome? Oh my gosh, no
they are. They're awesome, and they get made fun of
all the time. I saw it again this weekend, Sam
in a Nickelback joke. I think both Nickelback and Creed
are awesome bands. They just got so popular. And when
people get so popular, then they become corny, not because
of what they're doing, but because so many people like it.
And then if everybody likes it, well it's corny. Cold
(43:08):
Play suffered from that, like, oh everybody loves cold Play.
We hate cold Play. They're corny that that. Nickelback and
Creed I will die on this hill. They have so
many freaking jams.
Speaker 4 (43:18):
Love them, then love them now.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
People hate on Nickelback and Creed because it was cool
to hate on them because they got so popular. The
hill I will die on is that Nickelback and Creed
are and have always been awesome. Yeah, accept it. You've
been saying it for years, so accept it. Lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (43:36):
Oh it's easy, guys.
Speaker 4 (43:38):
Everybody loves this chick ful ay fries. They suck, They're
not good. They taste like cardboard.
Speaker 8 (43:47):
That don't.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
I do not understand the love the infatuation with Chick
full A waffle fries.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
You will die.
Speaker 6 (43:55):
I am willing to die on the hill.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
That they are gross.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
I love Chick fil A.
Speaker 6 (44:02):
You guys like cardboard? Enjoy it? No, we don't.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
I don't like cardboard?
Speaker 6 (44:05):
Well you do? You eat those?
Speaker 1 (44:06):
I'm up on the hill over here, and I'm gonna
die on it.
Speaker 14 (44:09):
Eddie Travis Kelcey is Taylor Swift's love of her life.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
They are going to get married, They're going to have kids, They're.
Speaker 14 (44:18):
Gonna live a happily life ever after. Because from the beginning, dude,
I've told you that I believe in this love, and.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
It's happening before our eyes.
Speaker 14 (44:26):
Because all the haters don't talk anymore about like they
don't love each other, because it's been years now, they
love each other.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
They're gonna marry each other.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
It's awesome. Uppersent a couple pushbacks on that, what okay.
Number one would be the people who think it's still
set up, and I've heard that recently too, that are like, hey,
it's obviously set up. Everybody benefited, everybody benefited, right, Okay,
so you and no I believe that.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
No, I'm on the hill up here saying they are
in love.
Speaker 6 (44:52):
It's real.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
You did say that very very very very early, from
the very beginning. Secondly, you think they're gonna get married. Yes,
I'm now, but look, it doesn't have to be tailor.
But look at history to provide a glimpse into the future.
And most people you date, you don't marry.
Speaker 14 (45:09):
Dude, it's been forever they've been together, Joe Allan together
six years.
Speaker 10 (45:14):
That.
Speaker 6 (45:14):
Yeah, but it's different.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
And what I like about any counterpoints, I'm not even
disagreeing with you.
Speaker 13 (45:19):
What I've loved about it from the beginning is everyone's like,
this will never work out, based on the path, based
on her path.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Well, and they also think that they are not compatible
or whatever like that they are perfect together.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
It's gonna be awes. That's the hill you'll die on there.
They're together together.
Speaker 6 (45:31):
Morgan.
Speaker 12 (45:32):
Yeah, So we have the h e Beers, the Target,
the Public's, Kroger, Walmart.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
None of those are good. The one that's the best
is Trader Joe's. Trader just takes the cake over all
of the grocery stores. And a lot of people like
to say it's a cult. It's not a cult.
Speaker 4 (45:47):
It's so good.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
I think all of them are fine. They all ge
get Trader Joe's. Just sometimes, in my opinion, there are
things that shouldn't cost as much that costs more than
they should because it's such a cult. And I will
give you any thing like so, but I do like
Trader Joe's. But yeah, yeah, I hear you, Orange Chicken.
I'm telling you, guys, it's the best grocery store.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
Have everything you need. Though.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Yeah, and when not hating on anybody, but I mean,
I hear you. I just sometimes I'm like, this is
like three times the price just because it's a Trader
Joe's brand.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
But then other things are actually very affordable there.
Speaker 4 (46:26):
I never saw those you haven't renting a cart.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
Well, he also doesn't buy the cheap one.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
Point exactly.
Speaker 6 (46:34):
Oh my gosh, what, I'm.
Speaker 15 (46:35):
Never rented a card at Trader Joe's going to them. Well,
I mean, I'm like, I'm kind of indifferent on a
lot of things. But girl, phone calls, I feel like
are my superior.
Speaker 3 (46:51):
Form of communication.
Speaker 5 (46:53):
Most people have moved to texting or voice text or facetiming,
But I love a good solid phone call.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
I feel like that's gonna be the way to do
it forever.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
That would be like saying I think my superior form
of travel is running marathons.
Speaker 10 (47:12):
Right.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
That's a phone call with Amy. She talks a lot.
Is it because you can't text so much text? You
can't force us to read all the.
Speaker 6 (47:24):
Text right now?
Speaker 3 (47:25):
Well, my friends say my voice text are too long?
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Oh yeah, no, no, I don't know they are. They are? Yeah,
So I would say, you're well.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
I'll die on the hill that I phone calls better
than anything.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Oh, I'm gonna kill you immediately, like I got to
sniper rifle out. I'm ready to go. Hey, Ray, do
you have any of these? What the hell are you
gonna die on?
Speaker 7 (47:43):
I'm up on this hill right now, ready to die.
White claw is so much better than beer. Beer is fattening,
you feel fluffy, and you really can't drink it with food.
White claw is perfect. I eat it with a burger,
I can eat it with pizza. And guess what, all
these new seltzers keep getting invented because it's that good.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
I'm telling you it's grown wing. Beer is going to
be extinct in twenty years. Go with the white claw
seltzer over a fattening beer. It's crazy things. Beer would
be extinct, extinct, It probably won't be out of But
I don't drink around forever. But would you guys drinkers
agree with that white calls better than beer?
Speaker 4 (48:12):
No? No, I would agree, Well the ladies would.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
That's yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, thank you Morgan, We go
to you did your everybody did their Yeah. Amy's Hill
was the dumbest what or maybe or maybe nickel Back
and creed because I feels that they heat on I
can't even jump on the other side of that hill too.
What you're like, Oh, there's so but that's what people say,
that that's a hill that a lot of people are I'll.
Speaker 5 (48:33):
Die on the hill that Eddies is the dumbest, dumbest
Yeah no, because I mean Travis and Kelsey or Travis ke.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
Chelsea and Taylor's lift. We're gonna get married like you're
gonna die.
Speaker 4 (48:44):
On that hill.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
Yes, watching Watch be Fair. He's been on this hill
the whole time, even while we were debating this. I
support their love for each other. And you have some
of the very beginning when people thought it was fake.
Speaker 11 (48:54):
Yes, okay, wake up, wake up the mall and it's
on the radio, and the dogs here ready, lunchbox Morgant too,
Steve Bread and it's trying to put you through bag.
He's running this Wig's next bit, and Bobby's on the box,
(49:17):
so you know what this is the Bobby ball.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
So this is the last time I'll bring it up.
We have a twenty five five pound bag of Lucky
Charms marshmallows in studio, Not big fat marshmallows, but Lucky
Charms specific marshmallows. And I told the guys, if somebody
could eat the whole bag in four hours or less,
I'd give them fifteen hundred dollars. No sponsor, just mown money.
I don't think a sponsor would sponsor that bit. If
(49:46):
I'm being honest, you can see a picture of it.
It's up on my Instagram. I'm sit inside the bag,
mister Bobby Bones. Go check that out. But here's a
voicemail we got.
Speaker 8 (49:54):
If you shoved too much in your mouth, they get sticky,
they get softish.
Speaker 3 (49:59):
Sliding your trachea.
Speaker 8 (50:00):
They're very sticky, and if someone goes to do the
Heimiched maneuver on you to get that out, it doesn't
come out. And people have died from eating too many
marshmallows at one time. So I hope you get this
message before anyone decides to eat twenty.
Speaker 4 (50:19):
Five pounds of marshmallows.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
For fifteen hundred dollars. I love all you guys, and.
Speaker 8 (50:25):
I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to anybody.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
I'll raised the price of fifteen fifty now, okay, But
it's not the same marshmallow. This is not one of
those marshmallows. This is a Lucky Charms marshmallow.
Speaker 3 (50:36):
Very different.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Yeah, a big marshmallow. I'd go at least two grand.
This is a Lucky Charms marshmallow.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
So he's talking about the other kind of marshmallow.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
Yes, even the tiny the fluffy, So yesterday Eddie backed out.
Oh no, you guys kicked me out.
Speaker 4 (50:49):
You want it out?
Speaker 3 (50:50):
You're Megan right.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
I'm sure there's some like marshmallow charity. I can donate
this to somewhere if you guys don't want to do it.
There are marshmallow charities in every city. Right to drop
it off with these marshmallows to homes in need. So,
first of all, are there any new offers? Are there
any new thoughts on eating this bag in four hours
(51:11):
or less? Scuba, Lunchbox and even Ddy, I'll let you
to come back in.
Speaker 6 (51:14):
Ohie, Eddie's back.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
I mean I kind of thought I was out, so
I hadn't be really been thinking about you.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 13 (51:22):
We just back to me and lunch Okay, then Eddie
can stay out Scuba. So I think if we want
to do this and we can't decide on the easiest
thing to do is just a coin flip. We can
flip it heads. You have to eat it tails. You
don't What do you mean? Who between me and Lunchbox?
But you guys both haven't said you wanted to do it.
We both want to do it, but we just can't
decide on who's going to do it.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
I think that's I heard either person say they would
attack the bag for fifteen hundred bucks fifteen fifty.
Speaker 4 (51:44):
I mean, oh, that's a different story. Different story, Like
when you were at fifteen hundred. I was like, I
don't think I'm gonna do it. I think I'm gonna
sit on the sideline and thinking about how you do it? Though?
Speaker 13 (51:51):
Can we are we allowed to manipulate the marshmallows in
any way? Like I'm thinking about if we crushed out
dirty bro I mean, like crush it down almost like
a kool Aid powder and make a bunch of kool
Aid and drink the marshes.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Have to eat the marshmallows, okay, as long as you
don't get to take in the hot dog contest, take
a blender round and drink it.
Speaker 6 (52:07):
Drink water.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
I bought the bag.
Speaker 3 (52:09):
That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Nobody has to do it. I thought the bag of
marshmallows was so funny. I bought it and then brought
it in and was like, I wonder what I can
do with this?
Speaker 6 (52:18):
So it could be no.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
The answer can easily be no lunchbox. I mean, I'm
still in so you will go for four hours.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
After hearing that voice, you know it.
Speaker 4 (52:32):
He can make it easy. But like if he's still in,
then I'm out and he has to do it.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
I mean, you guys could tag team and I guess
I know.
Speaker 4 (52:37):
Oh I love tag teaming with somebody.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
I like tag team seven seven seventy five, So you
guys would eat I need to think about this. So
that's like basically twelve and a half pounds each. I
still don't think they can do that for four hours.
And if you do it, you get seven hundred five bucks.
Eat man, it's more like it's not your money though, Dude,
(53:01):
you say that it's not your money, but let them
try to back down. There's no way.
Speaker 3 (53:04):
Let me create a make it beneficial to you like
you're the but like this is.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
Beneficial to me to watch people eat as many marshmallows.
I needn't think about that. Okay, would you guys do that?
Would you agree to that?
Speaker 6 (53:15):
Though?
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Because again the money is not near what it was.
It's still seven and sent five dollars?
Speaker 6 (53:20):
I got a question, Yeah, can we make it a
thousand each?
Speaker 1 (53:23):
No, we can't raise like that.
Speaker 6 (53:24):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (53:26):
You like if I made it ten thousand thousand ring
to it, dude, Like when I say, oh man, a
thousand bucks exactly, will put more respect on it, Like
you only made seven seventy five make you only have fifty?
Speaker 3 (53:38):
Do it yourself?
Speaker 11 (53:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (53:40):
Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 1 (53:41):
Do you have an answer for me about what? Because
I'm not leaving this bag here forever. It's gonna get
a grocer and grosser answer to fill up. So you
guys can easily say no. Yeah, we could easily say no,
but we could easily Do you want to do it
by yourself, we'll do it. If you guys want to
split it over a four hour period, I think I
(54:02):
could do that too. If you're down for the split,
I'm down for the spled.
Speaker 6 (54:06):
I mean you like the tag team He's.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
Team maybe yeah, but it's only seven seventy five. Yeah,
I doesn't have a ring to it, like howlsand How
much do you have any wall right now? Not don
lunch box, as he always claims, he has hondos constantly.
Speaker 6 (54:22):
See what I spent I paid a hunda.
Speaker 4 (54:24):
At the Yale get. Do you have any hindos now?
Speaker 7 (54:26):
No?
Speaker 6 (54:26):
I got two hundo.
Speaker 1 (54:28):
Let's see I have got the check un let's see
the hondo. He has my dollars dragging that. He has
all these in his.
Speaker 4 (54:38):
Walleye and I usually carry and I had to break
it the other day for parking.
Speaker 1 (54:42):
Yeah, I'll tell you why let me play song.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
You need to demand that they give you an answer
after this.
Speaker 1 (54:49):
Whoa, Well, we'll get out of the news coming up
to in a minute. So by the time the news
is over, I have to have an answer because I'm
not letting his bag sit here right because it makes
me want to eat it. Myself looks so and delectable.
About one minute from the news, I want to go
to Jeremy and Texas. Who's on the phone first?
Speaker 6 (55:06):
Hey Jeremy, Hey, good morning guys.
Speaker 4 (55:08):
What's so buddy?
Speaker 1 (55:10):
Oh, not too much?
Speaker 6 (55:12):
Well, you're not just.
Speaker 7 (55:13):
Saying if if y'all are going to tag teamos Marshmallows,
they should cut the time and half.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
It's a great point. I think about it.
Speaker 4 (55:19):
Oh you're going to eat it? It should be?
Speaker 1 (55:21):
Is that it four hours?
Speaker 4 (55:22):
Two hours?
Speaker 1 (55:22):
Who's this idiot Jeremy in Texas?
Speaker 6 (55:25):
Jeremy, why'd you call today?
Speaker 1 (55:27):
I an't think about that, but it does make sense
if it's four hours for one person to eat twenty
five pounds of marshmallows. It should be two hours for
two people at great point. I will not put that
on the list, Jeremy, thank you.
Speaker 8 (55:38):
A bud any or put lunchbox to work a little.
Speaker 10 (55:42):
Harder, you know.
Speaker 1 (55:43):
Yeah, I mean, I just want to see someone eat
the marshmallows because everybody loves Lucky Charms marshmallows.
Speaker 6 (55:48):
Yeah, but those look like knockoff brand.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
No, I think those are real.
Speaker 1 (55:51):
Yeah, right in the factory. Man, Let's go over and
talk to Haley and Georgia real quick. Hailey, you were
on the show, Haley, Hey, yes, it's actually Kaylee.
Speaker 4 (56:00):
Another big deal.
Speaker 11 (56:02):
I agree though, That's why I was calling.
Speaker 3 (56:04):
I think the Times would also be cut because if
they're going.
Speaker 4 (56:06):
To tag team it, then it only makes sense. And
no one likes her either, I do. I mean, it's
not a big deal, but I'm gonna be sure. I'm
gonna stay my name, right. I mean, why you hating
on her for that? I'm just saying, like she's like, it's.
Speaker 6 (56:20):
Not a big deal. If it wasn't a big deal,
she would have just gone why are.
Speaker 1 (56:22):
You going after that?
Speaker 4 (56:23):
And not about.
Speaker 1 (56:26):
Politicians do when you go out something. They totally turn it.
Sometimes we step and I'm like, it's fine, it's whatever.
It's Stephen, I don't say anything. Who cares?
Speaker 6 (56:35):
Hale, Kaylee, whatever your name is.
Speaker 1 (56:38):
When I finished the news, I need an answer time
for the news, Bobby. If you want to feel closer
to your spouse, they say what you can do, and
the easiest thing to.
Speaker 4 (56:48):
Do is open up your.
Speaker 1 (56:54):
Account ears. Oh yeah, I heard that. Relationship experts agree
that listening truly less can reduce conflict, boost trust, and
lead to a more satisfying partnership. It may sound simple,
but it requires more than you think to be beneficial
to your relationship. Signals can be that you put your
phone away, that you offer your undivided attention. Do you
(57:15):
hold eye contact. That's from Relationships for Dummies by Kate Watches, PhD.
If you argue and fight with your significant other on
a regular basis, it's horrible for your health. Experts say
the stress caused by a thirty minute argument with your
spouse lowers your immunity enough to cause a full day's
delay in your body's ability to heal, and if your
(57:37):
fight is really hostile, you'll need an extra two days
to heal. Wow, that's from Good Housekeeping. Any thoughts on that.
I was watching on TikTok last night, the bit we
did Bobby Feud Things you don't say to your partner,
wrote was laughing out loud at your answers again. Yeah,
that's pretty funny.
Speaker 4 (57:52):
Yeah, that's a good one. Funny one.
Speaker 1 (57:55):
Apple quietly adds eight new emojis to iPhones. This is
from the New York Post. The latest update has quietly
released eight new emojis, including a harp, a shovel, a fingerprint,
a tree, a flag, and a radish. There's one in particular, though,
that has captured people's imaginations. It is the exhausted emoji.
(58:19):
It features dark under eyebags, furrowed brow, and an expression
of like, uh, that's good. We needed one of those.
That's it.
Speaker 4 (58:27):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (58:28):
Companies are offering recharge days to workers they're mad they
have to go back to the office. Employers are luring
workers back to cubicles with the prospect of more quote
me time. This is from the Post. As more companies
require employees to return to the office after years of
remote work, they're also enticing colleagues with specialty vacation days.
Meant for wellness, rest and recharging. According to Axios, places
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have reached nearly more than ninety percent of the pre
pandemic levels of office put traffic. But it's because they're
doing things like what's stupid about this is they're going, hey,
come into work, and if you come in, we'll give
you more days not at work, right, Like, that's what's funny.
And here's the thing about going to work.
Speaker 4 (59:05):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (59:06):
These companies are like, come in. You got to come
back to the office. If you were an exemplary employee
who really crushed it, not in the office, they won't
make you come to the office. They really won't. What
happens is when the results aren't as good, they go, well,
we need people to watch over the people that are
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creating these not as good results, because if they are
in an area where they have a supervisor or someone
that can look at or look on and say, hey,
we need to get better at A, B and C,
then that will happen. But if people went away and
stayed away and actually did better, they wouldn't be calling
them back into the office. So people are upset they
got to go back into work first of all. Okay,
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then get a new job, because what happens you have
to go to work and they say you have to
come to the place and work. A lot of businesses
found out though that they didn't need all that space,
so it was good for them to not have people
at and they kept people being remote because they're like, well,
we don't have to rent a building that's X amount
of square feet to hold all the people we really
didn't need to hold. But if you were like amazing
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at your job and you said, hey, I don't want
to come back or I'm out, there's no way they
would make you come back. That's my thoughts.
Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Yeah, I guess you have to prove that you have Yeah,
and people.
Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
That are having to come back it's because the results
are not what they feel like they should be and
they need them back in the office to make sure
they are.
Speaker 7 (01:00:29):
That's the interesting Bobbies get.
Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
A final answer here. I'm gonna throw away the marshmallows.
Speaker 8 (01:00:36):
So you have.
Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
All up at the sixteen hundred dollars. Whoa, whoa, it
went from fifteen fifty to sixteen hundred. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Great,
this is an extra so it would be eight hundred
bucks each. You would have two hours to do it,
Scuba and lunchbox. I don't want you doing it because
you feel like you need to do a bit. But
if you want the eight hundred bucks to eat half
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of that twenty five pound bag of lucky charm for Marshmallows,
I am more than happy to let you. Guys, as
you refer to it, tag team, that may have been
a bad term.
Speaker 13 (01:01:13):
Yeah, only half of the bag. I can definitely do
that in two hours though. Yeah, half the bag two
hours ndred dollars each.
Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Yeah, I mean I'm not scared of that, Like unlike
Morgan's chair, I'm gonna finish the job.
Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Okay, why would you take shots at other people whenever
it has nothing to do with them.
Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
I just saw the chairs sitting there and I was thinking, oh,
I could sit in that chair. No, it's not even
finished track. It's been Danny sat there. People are still
saying that because she couldn't beat me. Okay, all right.
Speaker 6 (01:01:42):
Later, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
So are you guys saying right now officially that you
will tackle the bag. You'll get two hours on the clock,
we'll stream the whole thing after the show, and if
you eat the whole bag together, you get eight hundred
bucks each. I thought you just said it was half
the bag. Now I heard half heard quarter of the back. Okay,
(01:02:09):
I'm out. We're doing right, not even confirmed.
Speaker 6 (01:02:12):
Well, we don't even. I don't even.
Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
You're trying to find too many ways we miss her,
we misunderstand, just want to clarify the rules, and we're
all good.
Speaker 13 (01:02:19):
We understand everything else except for that, So I think
we're good. It's so it's not a quarter of the bag. Yes,
it's a half each, whole bag total? Yes, gotcha, got it?
Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Got who was confused by that?
Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
Because I heard half bag and I was like, a
half bag.
Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
I'm in Okay, then for half bag, half sack, whatever
you got, let's go. Okay, are you going to do
not do it? Because you're thinking of it, I would
recommend you not do it, if I'm being honest, Really,
don't you want to see it?
Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
You're doing that reverse?
Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
Yeah, I don't think you can do it. I don't
think no, no, not that at all.
Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Actually, I honestly don't think it can be done me neither.
The bag is too big. I don't think it can
be done. I wouldn't have brought it in eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 6 (01:03:07):
I'm in.
Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
I wouldn't have brought it in if I thought it
was going to be easy to do. So one, you're
probably gonna be sick. Two, I don't think you have
the heart to do it. And three that's not cool
right there. No, you're weak.
Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
It's fine.
Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
Excuse me, miss, I didn't even sign up with the challenges.
Speaker 6 (01:03:21):
Don't call me weak.
Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
But I think she's smart enough. So it's gonna make
her sick.
Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
Yeah, I know I can't do that. You, on the
other hand, I thought you could, but I guess you can't.
Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
Look at his eyes. Man, there's the eyes of a lion.
Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Yeah, is there maybe like a consolation like Okay, No,
I'm not.
Speaker 13 (01:03:36):
I'm not begging for consolation price, And I'm just saying,
like we get, like we get all the way through.
Towards the very end, you're like, oh my god, you
guys made it so far and I threw up or something.
If either one of you throws up, it's over.
Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
See.
Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
You guys can do it.
Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
We can encourage each other.
Speaker 6 (01:03:51):
I believe in them.
Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
They could do it. I'm in lunch, I'm in put
me down for yes, you know.
Speaker 6 (01:03:57):
I mean I'm not gonna be out manned tag team dude.
Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Right, let's go you guys, and if for some reason
you die from this, no responsibility to me or the company.
Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
Can you just say I or something you.
Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
Want to sign anything verbal?
Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Verbal? Guys, Okay, I like, but I'm not forcing you
to do this. Actually I'm asking you not to do it.
Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
I don't know you kind of the way you made
folks at me, kind of like made me get in there,
and I both believe in you.
Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Man, Yeah, you provoked me. What do you antagonizing?
Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
As of aggressively?
Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
So you guys are both that we can't do it today,
obviously you guys are.
Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
Both in Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
Well we'll type up a statement.
Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
Yeah, I'm signing it, and then we need to take
the bag and hide the bag so they don't cut it.
Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
I know you would have a scale. You just put
it on a scale and.
Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Chart know the bag is as is. I don't want
you guys cutting stuff out of it.
Speaker 6 (01:04:48):
Tells what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
You would know we would if we did that, because
in what scale we're gonna put it on that we
have here?
Speaker 6 (01:04:53):
We don't have a scale. You guys don't have a scale.
At your house.
Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
All right, it's on not today, but it's on eight
hundred bucks to each of you if you can do
a whole bag in two hours. So like, are we
gonna start at like five am and just do bits
while we're going to figure out I can't believe somebody
said yes. I did not think anybody say yes. So
now I got to figure out actually the payoff here
and hopefully it's for everybody living. Maybe a little green poopy,
but other than that, yes, yes, okay, okay, Bobby.
Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Boom show sorry up today.
Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
This story comes us from Boston, Massachusetts.
Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
A nineteen year old man walked into an urban outfitter store,
had a piece of candy and a note. He handed it.
Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
Someone says, I have a bomb. Don't say a word,
and then he walked away. So they called police, and
the guy was standing across the street and he said.
Speaker 6 (01:05:40):
What are you doing, dude? That's a bum threat and goes, no, no,
it was just a prank. I wanted to see how
they'd react.
Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
He saw he saw that usually when you do that,
you get something. Now like I got a something, give
me your money or give me all your rage against
the machine shirts. Because it was a hot topic urban outfitters. No, no, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. Okay, but so I they get.
Speaker 6 (01:06:07):
Him, Yeah, he got arrested, and so now he's facing
a lot of charges.
Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
Yeah, at least now I know a lot of those
will probably be dropped.
Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
But you can't do that because he didn't actually do
it'll probably drop You'll have to do like some community service.
You don't throw somebody in jail for being really stupid
without nothing, without something bad happening. If you're really stupid
and bomb blows off, you go to jail. If you're
really stupid and then nothing happens, you got to prove
a point to them, but then you don't put them
in jail.
Speaker 6 (01:06:33):
But my whole thing is he didn't even film it,
like if you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Do it, like, oh, I didn't think about that part
because that's not where my mind goes.
Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
The guys, it wasn't about the filming. He just wanted
to know how they would reach it, and.
Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
He did and he got what he was looking for.
Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
Okay, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Big news on the show today, Lunchbox as a yeast infection.
That was the breaking news that you go so crude.
Speaker 6 (01:06:57):
We didn't explain it's in my throat.
Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
That's even worse.
Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
So go go hear all about that he didn't know
men could get it.
Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
I didn't know. I mean, I didn't know men could
get it. That part. I have to agree with them.
I didn't know either. So listen to lunchboxes Jest infection
stories up on the podcast What do you have over
their lunchbox?
Speaker 6 (01:07:13):
Hey, Bobby, I gotta apologize you.
Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
You may not be so weird. After all, you're buying
all these toys and all this kid stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Toys and kid stuff. Memorabilia is different than toys and
kids stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:07:22):
They said.
Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
Adults are buying more toys than ever, to the tune
of one billion dollars a year. Adults now account for
twenty eight percent.
Speaker 6 (01:07:30):
Of all global toy sales.
Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Do you think that they're buying toys because they're old
toys to resell them? Because I don't think adults are
going the one thing you can do, and I think
I said a few weeks ago, it's like, it's like,
what do we buy now that we can invest in
the one thing that I would say do because you
get flipp pretty quick as legos because they make limited
sets of legos.
Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
So like you buy a box of legos when they
come out with a limited self.
Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
Yeah you bought. You buy as many as you can
and you hold them there no more and then you
can resell them. That would be the one thing that
would kind of recommend, but not really.
Speaker 10 (01:07:59):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
This dude, he lives in New Jersey, has a condo.
During COVID, he was like, man, I used to love
building legos. So he started buying legos and he started
building skyscrapers in cities, and he had to buy a
house because he didn't have enough room for all his legos.
He is now into legos. I'm telling you, I'm not
that guy. Though you might be onto something. I want
to apologize to you, and you know what.
Speaker 6 (01:08:20):
Maybe you were right.
Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
I like memorabil y'a like sports stuff like baseball cards.
There's he kind of a toy. Who's the basketball player
that Bill's legos that we talked to him last time?
Miles Sterner dude, awesome basketball player and plays in the NBA.
Bill's Legos also not only married or by to buy
a separate house for his legos, Like he had to
move out of where he was living for his legos.
I felt like this story was in one I want
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to apologize but really just made fun of me right
like it was one of those we'll see you tomorrow
by everybody. The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced
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Thank you for listening to the podcast.
Transmitting, Welcome to Thursday Show Morning Studio. I'm gonna give
you a product. You tell me, is it a brand
name or is it the generic term? This is an example,
a Q tip. Is that a brand or is that
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just the generic term?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's a brand, that's a brand name.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, because what would the generic term be?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Cotton swab?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
It's it.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, you know what that's like? Arkansas? It's Arkansas common.
Like we'd say, yeah, a Q tip's a brand, but
now every kind of cotton small is basically called a
Q tip.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Right.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
They did a really good marketing.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I guess yes, So write your answers down. We're gonna
do elimination style. If you miss it, you're out. Up first,
hot tub is that the generic name? Or is hot brand?
And then everything just started to get called hot tubs. No,
(01:07):
this was harder than I thought. I thought this would
be an easy game. Mike made this game, and I
was like, I'll crush this, and some of them I
had no idea. I'm in hot tub. Amy generic a
brand name, go generic, lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
It's generic generic.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
The brand name. The biggest brand name is Jacuzie.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I could have been flipped though.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I didn't know if Jacuzzi was flip.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I know hot tub is a generic name. Jacuzzie would
have been a brand.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Kleenex. I'm in and for the wind pretty easy.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You guys have branands.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Good because it's a tissue, official tissue good.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Mini golf? Is that the generic name for it? Or
is that an actual brand that we just start calling
everything mini golf?
Speaker 7 (02:01):
M what?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Oh man, this is tough.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Don't say it, but can you think of the other versions?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Hmm, brand name or generic name? Mini golf? You have
five seconds.
Speaker 8 (02:16):
I'm in.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I'm in for the lunchbox, generic Eddie.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, I'm gonna go generic to Amy brand.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
What do you what was the other version of mini golf?
Is the generic name? The brand is pup put that
that's an actual brand?
Speaker 9 (02:35):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
So, Amy, you're out?
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Interesting?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Ping Pong ping pong a brand or ping pong the
generic term for it?
Speaker 6 (02:51):
What else would he call? Oh there's another name?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Oh dude, come on, it's hard.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Uh this is so hard. Ping I'm in?
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Oh hold on, hold on, let me think.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
When they're handing out the golden medal five seconds, I'm
changing my answer.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Oh no, he's going to get his instinct like it
ping pong brand or generic lunchbox brand?
Speaker 6 (03:22):
I too went brand?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
What do you think generic?
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Is table tennis?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Paddle tennis?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
But yeah, yeah, ping pong is a brand. Lip balm, Oh,
I don't even know what that is?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You know what that is?
Speaker 10 (03:39):
No?
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Is it not? What part of the body is going on?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I don't even know. I never even seen lips.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
I'm confused on what?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh got it? Lip bom?
Speaker 6 (03:47):
I'm in. I don't understand what is it?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
I don't understand lip ball? No bomb, no bomb?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
What's his country of b A l M?
Speaker 6 (04:05):
That's how you spell bomb?
Speaker 7 (04:07):
You in?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I'm in for the lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
That is generic?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Eddie?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
That is generic?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
What would the brand be then chapstick?
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Correct? Okay, see I didn't know that they were the
same thing.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Generic?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Dump dumpster? H dumpster? Is that a brand? Or is
that a generic term? Dumpster?
Speaker 6 (04:41):
I'm in.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I'm in for the wind lunchbox brand Eddie.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Oh, there's gonna be a loser.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I put generic.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Okay, let's do what you think the other one tod
be a lunchbox if it's brand?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
What's the generic trash receptacle.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Eddie? If it's generic. What would a brand be?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
A brand would be waste management can with a little rye.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
I got it wrong.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Didn't that the generic is large waiste container dumpster as
a brand?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
My goodness, Wow, guy.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
I didn't know what lipbomb was, but he won the
whole thing.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
This is.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
With a win.
Speaker 11 (05:22):
It's anonymous sinbo, anonymous sinbosh.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
There's a question to be.
Speaker 10 (05:34):
Well man.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Hello Bobby Bones. My husband and I are pregnant with
our third child. We were looking to get a nanny
to help out. I plan on returning to work. Been
uncomfortable having know the woman in the house though, to
be honest, especially someone younger and more attractive than me.
I trust my husband. I just don't want to invite
that risk into my home. When we were interviewing candidates,
I rejected two of the nannies, despite them being qualif
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and everything we were looking for. My husband told me
he doesn't want to pick anyone that we aren't both
comfortable with our children around. But I'm rejecting them based
on their age and attractiveness, and that's sexist. I agree
with my husband that if I was planning for a
job and I got turned down for my age or
level of attractiveness or being a woman. It'd be upsetting,
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and I feel like there should be an exception though,
if someone's in our house and it makes me uncomfortable
because they're younger and prettier. In his words, it shows
that I she keep saying sexist, but that I'm sexist
when I am the employer of the one in power.
I don't know, Bobby, do you have any advice on
our situation? Signed selective Sally. Sexist is a weird term
because you're going to hire a woman. It sounds like,
(06:44):
so that would just be based completely on our sex.
That could be agist, you'd be prettiest. I wish I
was prettiest. That's that feels like a different that's like
the pretty. Yeah, that is an unfortunate place. I can't
really help and fix your insecure because you have that,
and I'm sorry you have that. We all have our
versions of this type of insecurity. I think you've also
(07:07):
done the thing of putting yourself in their shoes, and
that would suck if you didn't get a job because
you happen to look a certain way or be a
certain age if you were qualified, Like, yeah, that would
suck in the end if you're not comfortable with a person. Though,
as much as it pains me to say this, it's
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not going to be healthy for everybody in the house.
Like Macro, I would really try to figure out why
you feel this way towards whomever she is, if she's
younger and prettier and your husband. You know, if there's
some and I'm not saying this is the case, and
it probably isn't some infidelity in the past, I get it.
If there's an infidelity in with your parents back in
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the day, I get it. Like a lot of these
feelings of insecurity are rooted in things sometimes that we
cannot even identify. So what I would encourage you to do,
and this is a long term thing, this is not
going to the process right now, is figure out why
you feel this way, because, yeah, it's a bit unfair
that someone could be fully qualified be everything that you want,
but they're young and pretty, so you don't because it'd
(08:12):
be unfair if they were old and ugly and you
cut them.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
That suck too, Yeah, so, but there's not a fear
attached to that.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
No, But I'm just saying without the fear in a vacuum,
it sucks. If someone doesn't get a job because of
age and looks, not because of their qualified regardless of
what those combinations are. So that sucks. But I think
what you can do is try to figure out why
you feel this way, and I would just go through
and find somebody you're comfortable with. Now, this nanny's probably
not gonna last forever. They never do, and this will
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probably help you with the next time you hire nanny.
This time it ain't gonna help. I would say, don't
get Hoddy mccatterson right now, because they ain't gonna be
good for the whole family, the whole bibe of the
whole family, And that sucks to say. But fix yourself
so then you cannot hold other people back. That would
be my advice there, because that would be knowing.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Yeah, I do think though it is it's hard to
find someone that meshes well with your family and it's
going to be great for your kids. And I hear
to be in every worst place where Yeah, this insecurity
is holding you back from someone that genuinely could be
the best fit for your family.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Maybe it's in every way. I'm going to need you
to show up every day, look in your worst can.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
You put on twenty Can you do a couple of
fake moles right right on your bag over your head?
I don't like that, but I don't have to like
it to hopefully guide you to a place where you
can make a better decision, a healthier decision for everyone later,
because you're not going to make that healthy decision now,
and it's gonna it's gonna lead to unhealthy things within
that the dynamic of the family. So hire someone you
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guys a both comfortable with. Don't force yourself to do
something that makes you uncomfortable, even if it's something like
hire somebody hot and young. But you got to figure
out why you feel this way, like what has led
you here, because you may not know or you do me.
But you shouldn't punish somebody for this. But first, let's
work on you. Then let's work on it. Sounds like
a plan, it's a hard plan. It requires work. And
(10:06):
maybe you find meme on Annie and she's awesome, but
then she will live very long. I mean, yeah, all right, there,
you go, close it up. Lunchboxes asked for a minute
to make a confession. I don't know what it is,
so over to you.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Last week I came in here and I told you, guys,
my hanging bangy was inflamed.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
No, it's the sickness confessions that drive us crazy.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Well, I didn't say it was a sickness.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Okay, is it a sickness? Yeah, oh no, it's terrible.
By the way, the hangy bangy for those that are new,
it's that that part is funny. It's that thing that
hangs in your throat a little ball back. Well, who
calls out the hangy bangy and he'll come in and
be like, it's okay, guys, it's just my hangy bangy.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
It's inflamed. And it's usually the allergies. Yes, And I
assumed it was allergy because my throat hurt the hangy bangy,
man it went. It's been a week over a week
and it was still hurting. I was not able to eat.
I was just on smoothies and yogurt. And I don't
know what was wrong with me. So I went and
got tested. Great news, guys, not strup throat. That's a
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lot of confessions.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Bad news.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
I have something that I did not know men could
get comia, have clementia?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
What men can get that?
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Right?
Speaker 6 (11:14):
I don't know. I don't know the std.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
An you have a urinary track.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Confection can get this too.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
I had no idea men could get.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Why man could get this? Like, what could it be? Asked?
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Not committia.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I'll be honest with you, I don't know enough about
even what what colytia is.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
I'll lock it up.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
All st ds are all.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Now there's one that only women get it?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Uhink HPV that one that guys can have that.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
It's not that it's not what you have into this.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
There are no st ds exclusive females.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Because it's sexually transmitted.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
I just that makes sense, Colled.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I just felt like you have sephalis, no gonn rhea, no.
Speaker 8 (12:04):
Get it.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
No.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
I knew I could get that age, you know, I
knew I could get that.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Okay, that's all I have in my breast cancer.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
But that's his hanging banging. He's not gonna hurt from.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
The breast cancer of the hanging bing.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I was just doing st DS.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
I know, I was trying to think, what could he
think the only women could get which, by the way,
men can get that. Breast cancers are so heads up
on that.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
But did you can did you google to see if
men can yeast infection.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
I have a yeast in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Oh my god, this is the greatest segment ever in
my life. This is hilarious.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
I guessed it.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Wow, eat a lot of bread.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
What's happening?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Oh my gosh, guys, Jamie, I would have lost.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I would have lost money on that. If can a
guy get uased infection?
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Nope?
Speaker 4 (12:52):
How much you want to bet? How much you got?
Speaker 6 (12:56):
I lost it all?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
What does he just like swallow some badge of sill?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Or yes, have you been badger silling your hanging bangy?
Speaker 10 (13:05):
No?
Speaker 7 (13:05):
I have.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Light of cane okay, and it's really thick, and you
put it in your mouth, you gurgle, spit it out.
And then there's another medicine. It's like orange. I don't
know the name of it. And I had to put
it in my mouth that is how you say, gargle
it and I have to do this four times a
day and I spit it out.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
A man can get a yeast and throat I got
so known long name there due to a weakened immune system,
antibiotic used diabetes or the use of inhaled carew I
don't know what that is either, which can disrupt the
natural balance of micro organisms in the mouth.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
WHOA.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I also don't.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
I would say the doctor probably advised you to stay
away from uh.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Is there like a manlier version of sugary.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Smoothies and sugary yogurts because you're only making the the
the overgrowth war.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
I don't you understand. I couldn't eat like it hurts
so bad because you're yeast hurt. Yes, the yeast was killing.
I mean it was like when I couldn't figure out
what it was. I had my wife look in there
and she goes, oh, yeah, did you just eat like
cottage cheese? And I was like no, and she said, well,
there's a lot of white stuff.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Oh, thrush.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
That's exactly what it is.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
So that's what I had to do, is I'm doing
a thrush and it's just it's really bad.
Speaker 7 (14:28):
Man.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
And you hadn't like check your filoppian tubes or anything.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
No, I don't have those. Did you get a PAP smear?
I don't have that, That's what I'm saying. And I
told the doctor. I said, man, I didn't know dudes
could get that. I thought that was only a woman thing.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I'm surprised I didn't have a man version of it.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Yeah, instead of calling it the YaST infection, even.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
To like a meast infection, you know, just like a
little switch up.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Oh, I don't switch up all the other things we
can all mutually have.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
But a yeast infection is not the official term for it.
It has like a a medical term.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Like the candida or the thrush. Are you talking about
for his throat or can't?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
It's known as candidad ossis.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Then I'm telling you I don't want to wish that
on anybody to get yeast in their throat because it
is unbeara.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
I don't wish it on you to get it elsewhere either.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Is it contagious?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
No?
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah, we told you it was something more than Actually
one of us was like, I think he's got a
vaginal issue.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Somebody said that at that lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Yeah, oh guys, poor hygiene contributed.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Well, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Oh, yes, it can be contagious. It is a fungal
infection caused by the candida yeast, which can spread from
a person to person through either direct contact which he
is near us.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
I'm not direct contact.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I'm not wearing objects with an effected person doing it.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Which probably not washing your water bottle.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Or breastfeeding everyone. It's important note that not everyone who
not everyone who comes into contact someone with thrust will
developing infection, but it can if you're near them. Oh man,
all right, well this is the day lunchbocks got to
use affection and mark it down on the calendars. One
of my favorite days.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
And I didn't want to tell you.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah, thanks for telling us.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I wish it wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
It was a freezing cold day in Baldwinsville, New York,
and seven year old Mackay he's riding his bike along
a river. He says, oh, that looks cool. Look how
cold that river is, and he puts his bike down
and sits by the river. Well, he starts slipping falls
in the freezing river. Luckily, there's a guy named Ed
he's walking his dog. He says, oh my gosh, what
is that. He goes, stop, stop, I'll help, I'll help.
(16:35):
We calls nine one one first, thanks thankfully. Then he
tries to get a stick and helps. Mackay can't do it,
so he tries the bike. He's like, well, I don't know,
grab onto the wheel of the bike.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
He puts the bike in the water.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yes, and they're trying everything. Finally, Ed's like, you know what,
I'm jumping in right in time. Woo this first responders
show up. Luckily Ed did not have to jump in.
The first responders they started rescuing and Ed helped.
Speaker 6 (16:59):
And they rescue the boy.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, good thing. Ed was there to see that.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
He's like, I was just about I don't want to
do that. I don't want to do this.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I'm sure sure it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Yeah, the kids save He Ed saw it, he did reacted.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
The kid is safe.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
I like that almost jumped in, just like Eddie almost
gave a kidney.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I want to guys, I wanted to make this about
something good. They've chosen to take it a different direction.
I mean Ed did see the kid and going to action.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
Yeah he did.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I'm sure he would have jumped in.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Even Mackay's mom saying Ed is a hero, so let's go.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I think Ed made a great decision to save the
kid's life by seeing him acting going towards them, probably
like keep him keeping him focused on Yes, and.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Who knows if Ed would have jumped in the freezing water,
he could have gotten hurt too.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Oh for sure.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah, but for sure. But I think it doesn't matter.
What I think matter. I just love this story. We're
gonna leave it at that. This is tell me something good,
and that's what it's all about.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
We love the good news and positivity. But everyone once
in a while we want to tell you something about us.
It's called tell me something lame. Tell me something lame,
just something that kind of sucks. I'll give you mind.
Stanley is our bulldog, and he had a low issue
and all of a sudden, these not started to develop
on his sides. They look like when you play Connect
(18:17):
four checkers that size. He had like twenty of them
all over his body, big like boile type things, and
then they all popped in his plus everywhere, and he
was in such pain. We now know where it came from.
It was somebody we had hired to do something with
a dog. It was an accident, but it is all.
I felt terrible for him. We were like his body
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was breaking out into checkers under his skin.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
Awful.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
It's terrible.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
It was.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yes, he's pretty good. It looks like though now he's
been shot a bunch of times. I'm just like dude.
The dude, he's just one thing after another. Tell me something,
lame amy, lame me up.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Well, somehow my cat got out onto my screened and
porch and spent the night out there, which luckily she's
safe as it screened in because she would not survive
in the wild.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
But I guess she decided she used you you need
to do use the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
There's no litter box out there, and she had nowhere
else to go, so she peed on my couch that's
out there.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Oh no, that's annoying.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
And cat pete, let me tell you, there's a it's
a different odor. It's not good.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
You can try to get it out like I'm probably
gonna have to get it professionally cleaned, and that's just
not what I really what I want to do.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Also, speaking to that odors and stuff, for those that
don't know and didn't hear the show this morning, Lunchbox
admitted to us he has a yeast infection in his
in his throat, yeah, in his mouth, in his mouth.
So that reminds me. I just want to remind our.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Listeners want to forget he has action in the mouth.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
The weather's heating up. The cat smells worse, and I
wonder for lunchbox. As it gets hot out, does his throat.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Tell me something?
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Lame lunchbox. Yeah. I was outside in the backyard playing
with the kids and we came inside and I hear
and I thought, oh, the toilet's run. So I go
downstairs and I step in water and there's no toilet running.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
Hot water heater had busted.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Oh it's terrible.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
You want to hear me walking through the water in
my house?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
What I think? That's a lot of water.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
This terrible. It was like three quarters of an inch
all throughout the downstairs and we're early outside for an
hour an hour?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Guys, did you know where to go? Shut it off immediately? Yes?
Speaker 6 (20:27):
And then I had to You know what I did
two and a half hours.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
I was on my hands and knees with towels sopping
up water and ringing it out, sopping up water and
ringing it out.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Still, I wonder if it was enough to keep the
damage from happening.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Oh no, really, the floors are gone. What the sheet
rock is gone?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Did you win this game?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yeah, it's been a bad day. First of all, he
has a east infection in his throat.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
That's bad.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
He tells us earlier this morning, mister East, we call
him and then what's up?
Speaker 6 (20:57):
No, we don't, we call it you.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
You have a East infection game, But I'm not mister yeah, yeah,
five thousand and then this happens, which is possibly even worse.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Man.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
Yeah, tell me something, lame, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
My son got Wally pipped. You know, can you explain
that for everyone? Wallypip was.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, Wally Pip played first base for the Yankees, and
he got hurt, and then lou Gary came in. And
usually don't lose a job because you get hurt, but
lou Gary was so good he kept the job forever.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
So my son started this basketball team. He was a starter,
and then they went for spring break to the beach.
When he got back, he lost his starting job.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
Oh it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Even now he's got a fight back to get that
starting job and he's good. But when he was gone
during spring break, they had some practices and a game
and he got Wally pipped. I felt so bad for
my son. I had to explain to who Wallypip was.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Never leave, don't never take a vacation, never take a break. Yeah,
get him unhealthy like that. That's how I'm here.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
That's how I'm there.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah yeah, all right, go ahead tell me something lame Morgan.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
You have one.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (21:55):
So I was at a restaurant with some friends and
they messed up my salad, which was super bow.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
But the guy gave me a free cake for it,
so that was pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
It's a flame or awesome. I don't know it was.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
I mean, it's not very exciting.
Speaker 12 (22:09):
It's not a very exciting story, but it was cool
that I got a free cake just because they invested
up my salad.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
The parting.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have two of these. What would
you do if this happened to you?
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Number one?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
This went viral on TikTok because she fell asleep and
her hair was over the plane and the guy behind
her braided her hair. Okay, okay, this is from real
Dot Danny B.
Speaker 10 (22:34):
Here you go to the man that braided my hair
while I was sleep on a plane. I need you
to come forth immediately. I remember I was sleep the
entire flight. Okay, my day started at two thirty that morning.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
I hear.
Speaker 10 (22:48):
And when I wake up, it's like literally right in
my ear. That's where I found the braid, mind you,
I said, who was taking pictures? It wasn't until I
got to my Airbnb.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
That's when it dawned on me.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Raided my hair while I was sleep on the plane.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
One.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
How creepy is this?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
One?
Speaker 4 (23:05):
To ten.
Speaker 9 (23:07):
A NAF.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
It's not as creepy as you think because she no, no,
she had the audacity to throw her hair over the seat.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
That's rude.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I don't know that it was all of her hair, somebody,
she could have fallen asleep. We're assuming that she was
just like, take all my hair, suka. It's creepy to
break somebody's hair, you don't know without them knowing it.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Yeah, Like what kind of a person is like into like, oh,
I can't wait to just touch it?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
And they said it was a man.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
That's that's creepier.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
If it's like an eight year old girl who doesn't
know better she has her parents.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Yeah, yeah, you wake up and you're like, what the heck?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I was like, Okay, if it's a dude, Morgan, if
you're on a plane and you wake up and your
hair's braided, and some dude's braided your hair, yeah.
Speaker 12 (23:51):
Turn around, it'd be like a seven there's creepier things
even that could happen, but that's pretty high up there.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Yeah, like if they were to just like brush it
and carress it, that would be creepier than the braid.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
No way, takes more time you have a braid, is
like maybe they're just fidgeting and being bored if they're
like brushing it and clean it.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
If you say it like that, what if I said
braiding it and okay, so creepy meter, I go eight
and a half?
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Yeah, I go eat?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Why does she want it? That got to come forward though,
she just get a shame. If it's me, I ain't
coming forward. Nothing positive coming from that. Here's another one.
Pennsylvania woman accidentally donates a jacket to charity and there
was a two point five million dollar winning lottery ticket
inside the jacket. So here's a clip explaining what happened.
Speaker 9 (24:38):
Her name is Mildred Simona Rouludo, and she said she
bought the ticket at a grocery store last May. Two
weeks later, she found, hey, I won, but where's the ticket.
That's when she remembered she had put it inside a
jacket that she donated to Vietnam Veterans of America.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
I was stupefied. I was there's no words for it.
It was like beyond its fortun Can I.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Get it back?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
The organization donates clothing around the world, so that jacket
could be anywhere.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
It expires on May eighth.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
No, they don't have the ticket back.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
That's not good.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
This isn't the story where they go they found the
ticket and she got it back.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
So yeah, this is an easy answer.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
That's from six ABC Action News on TikTok Amy. Your thoughts, Well, so.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
If I end up with the jacket, I give it
to her. I mean, and I know about it, I
give it to her. Yeah, if you find a jacket, yeah,
because also when I go to turn it in, aren't
they going to be like, oh, this is the am
I gonna be able to turn it in because I'm
not the one that bought it.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Theyd you didn't sign it's write lunchbox and that's what
it is.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Well, now that this has made the news, they I
don't know because you didn't steal the ticket.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
No, right, you didn't.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
They didn't go in.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
But I just think like she may she doesn't have to,
but she might give you a little something and you're
gonna ultimately feel better knowing that you gave it back
to her.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Well, here's the truth. I mean, this lady looks pretty old.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Okay, give us the truth.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
She doesn't need the two I mean, if she got
the two point five millions, she wouldn't be able to
use it all.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
She could give it to The kids are great kids.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
If they're struggling, I'm keeping it. So I'm gonna I'm
gonna do my research with a lawyer and find out, like,
if I go cash this in, am I gonna get
in trouble?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Because I didn't steal it. You did buy the jacket.
I've always in the jacket and anything else in the jacket,
a book, a note, any of that is yours if
you buy the jacket.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
So can you just go havesies?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Well, what I would probably do is make a call
from an untraceable number of burner phones it try to
find her and be like, hey, I actually have the ticket,
and legally I don't have to give it back to you.
I don't want you to not have it. But if
I give it back to you, can we put in
contract in writing that we're gonna split the ticket? Like
that would be like something that I would.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
That's risky though you don't know what she's going to say.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
You don't you have a burner phone. She'sin't gonna track
you down.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
That's a good point.
Speaker 6 (26:58):
And you have the ticket. Yeah, you're in control.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
And I think that legally because again nothing, there's nothing
that happened, nothing illegal, happened, nothing.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
But this news story did say that these jackets go
all over the world. Yeah, I could have been about
by anybody say I'm in Indonesia.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
You may not. Well, I would just say America. If
you get like an Iowa ticket or a Pennsylvania ticket
and you're Indonesia, don't know if that is right. Okay,
but I think the odds too are the person never
saw this news story and probably just gets a ticket
and throws it away, or.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
The person that is taking the donation just cleans out
the pockets, tosses it.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
In the trash and it's gone. Oh but man, there
is no way, Oh myk.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
This lady needs to get on like worldwide news. She
needs to go to every news outlet and be like,
I'm looking for this ticket.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
It's funny how old people talk amy because yes, because
Eddie's like, they need to go get on the news
with Ted Gopple and it's like, no, you try to
go viral on all social.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Media on the world wide Web.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Yeah, well I wouldn't even call it the world wide Web.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I mean so when you say old people, you mean Eddie.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
What does this teach you is I got to take
her on a VHS and show everybody in their VCR
want a story.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Were they going to see my TikTok in Indonesia?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
But if it goes, you need it to go viral enough,
but it's might not gonna be Indonesia.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
Oh man, this is that is what happens when you donate.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Man, No, it's happening when you don't pay attention. Just
generally speaking, what would you do if I got the jacket?
I probably thought to take it away by being honest
without knowing if as my jacket, I would think this
is not a winner. Take it away, but you know it?
Speaker 4 (28:23):
So what would you do give it back?
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Oh yeah? Or you said you're gonna call I.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Would just I would present a middle scenario where we
both win.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Yep, Because in a way, it's like the universe is
giving you the gift, like you didn't ask for this.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
It came to you.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
If it gave you a gift, the gift is to
be kept.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
That is disrespectful. If you don't take that gift, you don't.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Get to keep giving you gifts if you keep taking
them back. Yes, Morgan claims to have seen a major
A lister out in the wild. Think about Morgan is
her definition of a list in ours is a bit different.
Chap My Coael Murray was our last A lister she saw.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
I still don't know who that is?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
What if you google them?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
An A lister means everybody should know this person's a list.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Yes, I mean all my friends freaked out. I freaked out, Like.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Top of the top.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Somebody lives here, I think so to my knowledge.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Let's do ten questions. Yes or no?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Only music, no acting, yes man, no female actor? TV?
Maybe maybe TV movies.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Four, I mean, but it's not Nicole Kidman for sure
lives here. Over forty Yes that's five. Hair color that's
not you got to ask her yes or no question?
No blonde? But then that cuts off cuts off all
the rest of them. Hang American? Yes?
Speaker 6 (30:03):
What about marrying to someone famous from.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
From the South?
Speaker 3 (30:10):
I think so.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
I like where you're going, but you don't know. I
don't know for sure, but I think so.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Anybody anybody else famous in her family.
Speaker 12 (30:22):
I'm going to google.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
So she must not be married to anyone famous.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
Yeah that's good.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
So it's actor American.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
But the thing is, we did this last time.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
This is what I'm saying. All her friends freaked out,
but I.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Think her friends would have freaked out about Chad Michael
Morray exactly.
Speaker 12 (30:42):
Okay, you could argue that she does have famous family.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I don't want to argue with you that. Yeah, there's
no arguing famous family. Is she extremely wealthy?
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:52):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
We have one more question.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
Oh did you already ask about if she has kids?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Well, I would assume she does. We can ask that.
By my assumption is yes. If I could be wrong
because she said if somebody in her family getting Schift kids, yes,
I crap.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
I thought, so, oh you said you think they live here?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
My assumption was I believe So okay, race President, Yep,
that's it.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
She does live here. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Oh dang.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
And did you guys talk to her?
Speaker 7 (31:30):
No?
Speaker 12 (31:31):
And I told my friends that we can't because she
was with her family.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
They were eating.
Speaker 12 (31:34):
We were all at a restaurant sitting down, and she
walked by and we all were like, that was Rex
Witherspood And then she sat We all had dinner literally
at the same time. So basically we had dinner with
Reece Witherspoon.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Did you ever try to listen in to their conversation.
Speaker 12 (31:45):
No, they were out on the patio and we were inside,
but we could see them, like the whole time.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
You stared at the whole time.
Speaker 12 (31:51):
No, I felt I tried not to because I was like,
I really like her and I don't want her to
think I'm weird.
Speaker 6 (31:58):
Did she go to the bathroom and then you like
the bathroom?
Speaker 4 (32:00):
What the heck is that's your question?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Well, he loves to follow Yeah, like that way so weird.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
You get bump into him in the bathroom. Oh hi hi,
and you have a conversation in the bathroom. I mean
that's the easygo.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I would never have thought that, like, wait for them
to go pee, then follow them to the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
Yes, even if you don't want to.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Go pee, No, I would I would think that would
be the case. Yeah, you don't just hold yours until
they go. You just wait until they go, huh, would
you have would.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
You have said you wouldn't if she wasn't with her kids?
Speaker 12 (32:29):
Yeah, and she wasn't eating, I would have absolutely said
hi and tried to like take a photo or just
be like, I love you so much, because I love
all of her movies her One of my favorite movies
of all time is Sweet Home Alabama.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
Oh you could have wrote it on a napkin, I
love you so much and just dropped it at the
table as you.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Walk by, or she's peeing, dropped the nappkin over the
top of the or sliding under Yes, anybody else, anybody
famous in the past couple of weeks around here.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
I don't want to steal the segment.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Do you have one that?
Speaker 6 (32:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Wait, but was this an A lister?
Speaker 6 (32:56):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Oh yeahs an a lister.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yeah, so you're back to even Okay, you're going to
steal a segment with this.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
We want you to.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
It's an A lister. Okay, it's an A lister. You
want to play ten questions?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
No, we kind of don't with you because we don't
trust you because once you made us it was Mike.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
D No, no, but I didn't say it was an
A lister with my d This was an A lister?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
I'm tired, thank you?
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Okay, So who was it?
Speaker 6 (33:20):
Do you want to know?
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Yes, we want to know. You're sure you don't want
to play ten questions? It's kind of fun.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Let's say one question.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
One yeah, one question, one question?
Speaker 6 (33:28):
Who was it? Are you serious? That's it?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
I want to ruin my A lister on a one question?
Speaker 3 (33:34):
What are you going to save until we do this
the next time?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Were you going to hold it for prep?
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Okay, okay, oh my god? What are you ten questions
than you?
Speaker 7 (33:42):
Do?
Speaker 6 (33:42):
You want to take a commercial and come back?
Speaker 7 (33:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
I just want to do the questions.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
I mean, because people are gonna want to know.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Are they in music?
Speaker 6 (33:47):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
They live in Nashville as far as I know. Are
they in country music?
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Have they been on this show?
Speaker 6 (33:55):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (33:55):
A lot of yes. Is we're getting close?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Have you ever been to their concert?
Speaker 4 (34:01):
Hmmm?
Speaker 7 (34:03):
No?
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Aren't you asked? Are they a man? Is any good?
Speaker 6 (34:08):
That's good? Are you asking?
Speaker 4 (34:09):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
No, it's not a man?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
No, and it's an A lister A lister? So okay,
let's just walk through country music A listers that are females, Carrie, Carrie, Shnaiah,
Trisha yearwood Hill, Still Dolly, Reba, Maren.
Speaker 13 (34:29):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
This has turned into a great segment, by the way.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
Taylor, Taylor, if Casey musk Graves, he's as.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Far as I know.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Yeah? Are they under forty?
Speaker 6 (34:40):
Oh? I don't know how to look.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Around there?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yeah, I just wanted to know.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Guess I liked your first question.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Should just say do have hair?
Speaker 6 (34:51):
One?
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (34:53):
They are not over forty forty.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
They're under forty and they've been in here and there.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Laney Wilson too, Yeah, Landy, I was a Landey last week.
Does that wouldn't that'd be kind of like under was it?
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Lanny?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
No?
Speaker 6 (35:07):
Okay, it was not underwhelming?
Speaker 4 (35:09):
See boom that color under forty? A lister?
Speaker 1 (35:13):
I mean Casey is under forty and as an a lister.
Have they ever performed on the show?
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Yeah, I believe they have Kelsey wrong, Casey wrong?
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Okay, where out, dude?
Speaker 6 (35:29):
Where out is it? Maren Morris?
Speaker 4 (35:31):
I was okay, well, I mentioned Ma, but you just
you didn't say naming the people.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
You're right?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
I lost. I'm loser? Oh cool?
Speaker 6 (35:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Maryn Morris was in line behind me with her son
getting ice cream at a walk up ice cream shop.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Did you do anything embarrassing?
Speaker 8 (35:44):
No?
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Because she was with her son and I was like, dang, man,
I wish she wasn't with her son right now I
could snap a pick or She.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Didn't say that loud though, did you no? Okay, but
that would Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
It was an old ice cream shop where you walk
up and you order it the window, and she was
standing in line right behind me. Did you say anything? Hell?
Speaker 1 (36:00):
No, she recognized you.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
No, she didn't recognized me. She was very into her kid.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
That's called being a mom. Did you think that she
probably felt the same way about you though? Where she
didn't want to bother you because you saw me.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
She was probably like, oh man, there's lunch by.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
That's kind of crazy. I thought she'd want to introduce
our kids.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
They'd be friends or whatever, but that didn't happen either.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Well, hey, thanks for your story.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
That was good, great segment.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Man.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
I don't feel like he won up to me though
I had.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
Dinner with I had ice cream with Maren Morris. Neither
of you actually you were separated by glass.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
I was there.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
There was no glass.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
It was open. I think Morgan wins. Oh yeah in
the battle. Oh yes, we've all met Maren's been in
here by we've all met Maren.
Speaker 6 (36:37):
Yeah. Oh my goodness, I was so much closer to
Marn than you were to.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Okay, this is a weird This is turn even weirder
than the bathroom thing. Okay, thank you.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Bobby an eighty one year old waitress named Betty who
worked at Eaton Park in Ross Township, Pennsylvania. She's been
there for over thirty years eighty one, but she can
finally retire thanks to a viral online fundraiser. Last week.
Tammy goes in and Tammy's got Leo, her kid. They
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visit the restaurant and they start talking to Betty because
Betty's a talker, and Betty's still working because solid Security
wasn't enough to cover her expenses, so she's still waiting tables,
waiting tables. So she posts video and she's like, hey,
this is our waitress at Betty. I don't know what's
cropfund this. If we can make five hundred bucks something
to make her day better. They raised over three hundred
thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Oh wow, that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
The reason I almost didn't do this story is because
I feel like these two guys who have no retirement
at all will start to rely on to go fund
me and keep twenty years Well, that.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Just depends on twenty years now. We set it up
with the show, just say hey, you want Lunchbox off
the show. Everybody hates him, help him retire'd be great. Yeah,
I think there are better things in people's money.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
That that's from CBS News, but crazy that ended up
being three hundred thousand dollars. Wow, and she's able to
retire just because someone won in went happened to be there,
learn somebody's story and was like, let me see if
I can help. Without the intention of like a three
hundred thousand it was like, let's do like five hundred bucks,
one thousand bucks. We can make a week better to
pair of bills. That is what it's all about.
Speaker 6 (38:12):
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
We have ninety seconds to figure out as many of
Amy's corny jokes as possible. On Thursdays, we do the
investigative Morning Corny. You ready over there?
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Yes, go, Mourning Corny.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
If honey bees make honey, what kind of bees make milk?
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Cow bees milk bees like like, like, we read it again?
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Place, if honey bees make honey, what kind of bees
make milk?
Speaker 6 (38:45):
Moobiesbees?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
That's down his alley? Yeah, I should have got that
real quicker, I get it. It's good though.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
What do you call a book club that's been stuck
on the same book for years?
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Stuck page? A book club? The club of the club? Mutre?
Speaker 5 (39:04):
What do you call a book club that's been stuck
on the same book for years?
Speaker 6 (39:09):
Library?
Speaker 1 (39:10):
There's something to this, the book club, same book. That
means they're reading the same book over and over again.
Readers of the Bible? Interesting church church?
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Yeah, okay, what does a chicken coop?
Speaker 1 (39:31):
You got boobies? I got church?
Speaker 3 (39:33):
Sorry? Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Speaker 6 (39:38):
Eggs exit exit, exit needs exit? Okay?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Omelet over easy?
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Why does the chicken coop have two doors?
Speaker 6 (39:49):
Beak male, female, beak exits.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Brexit one is the egg bock bog? We read it
one more time?
Speaker 4 (40:03):
Oh, yes, we read that again.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
I why did you have two doors?
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Because I've had four? Be a chicken sedan?
Speaker 1 (40:11):
No way, we would have never never, really no, I didn't.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Think you were going to get what you call a
book clubs and stuff for years, and.
Speaker 4 (40:19):
You've got church.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
We can get the ones with a one word answer,
the ones with an actual answer. You're like, why would
you call two doors this? And you're like, you wouldn't
you call a four door?
Speaker 10 (40:28):
Like?
Speaker 1 (40:28):
That leads us.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
Okay, it's not it's not good for investigative, it's good
for other days.
Speaker 6 (40:33):
You could have given it us six hours, and.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
Yeah, that's not true. I think you would have gotten
it six hours.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
I was also going to ask, looking at my notes,
I was gonna ask Amy, Uh, what are you doing
today after after the show?
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Oh, I'm getting my yard ready.
Speaker 5 (40:47):
I'm I've decided I'm going to do it myself this year,
so I'm going to home depot.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Actually you're doing it yourself?
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Yes, no, this is good.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
No, no, no, this is good.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
I worked through it because I actually got.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
A bid to have someone come and do some of
the work in my beds and things around my house.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
What do you mean yourself?
Speaker 7 (41:03):
What?
Speaker 3 (41:03):
Things like stuff in my.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
Flower beds and around my tree beds. And when I
got the bid, I thought, okay, I could hire somebody,
or I could feel empowered because I did this last year,
and I did it myself, and I've just got to
carve out the time. And so today I'm going to
home depot and I have my list and I'm going
to gather my things and then all are gonna be surprised.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
It's going to look good.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
I think this is excellent for you. I thought you
would say something like like chainsawing a tree, a massive tree.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
No, it's more I realized the therapeutic benefits for me
doing it myself, and then also the reward of every
time I pull up and I see like, oh I
did that because last year was the first year I
did it myself and it took a lot of time.
So that's why this year I got a bid. And
then when I got the bid, I'm like, why am
I defaulting to that. I'm just going to do it
myself because previous years my husband would pretty much take
(41:53):
care of it, and now it's me. I'm responsible for
my yard, and I am anticipating feelings empower. Yes, yes,
my ex husband, Yeah, that's what I meant. In years past,
I had a husband for seventeen years that would handle
the yard stuff, and now.
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Take pictures please, of course, take pictures where the hill
all die on?
Speaker 4 (42:45):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Nickelback and Creed are actually awesome? Oh my gosh, no
they are. They're awesome, and they get made fun of
all the time. I saw it again this weekend, Sam
in a Nickelback joke. I think both Nickelback and Creed
are awesome bands. They just got so popular. And when
people get so popular, then they become corny, not because
of what they're doing, but because so many people like it.
And then if everybody likes it, well it's corny. Cold
(43:08):
Play suffered from that, like, oh everybody loves cold Play.
We hate cold Play. They're corny that that. Nickelback and
Creed I will die on this hill. They have so
many freaking jams.
Speaker 4 (43:18):
Love them, then love them now.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
People hate on Nickelback and Creed because it was cool
to hate on them because they got so popular. The
hill I will die on is that Nickelback and Creed
are and have always been awesome. Yeah, accept it. You've
been saying it for years, so accept it. Lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (43:36):
Oh it's easy, guys.
Speaker 4 (43:38):
Everybody loves this chick ful ay fries. They suck, They're
not good. They taste like cardboard.
Speaker 8 (43:47):
That don't.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
I do not understand the love the infatuation with Chick
full A waffle fries.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
You will die.
Speaker 6 (43:55):
I am willing to die on the hill.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
That they are gross.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
I love Chick fil A.
Speaker 6 (44:02):
You guys like cardboard? Enjoy it? No, we don't.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
I don't like cardboard?
Speaker 6 (44:05):
Well you do? You eat those?
Speaker 1 (44:06):
I'm up on the hill over here, and I'm gonna
die on it.
Speaker 14 (44:09):
Eddie Travis Kelcey is Taylor Swift's love of her life.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
They are going to get married, They're going to have kids, They're.
Speaker 14 (44:18):
Gonna live a happily life ever after. Because from the beginning, dude,
I've told you that I believe in this love, and.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
It's happening before our eyes.
Speaker 14 (44:26):
Because all the haters don't talk anymore about like they
don't love each other, because it's been years now, they
love each other.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
They're gonna marry each other.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
It's awesome. Uppersent a couple pushbacks on that, what okay.
Number one would be the people who think it's still
set up, and I've heard that recently too, that are like, hey,
it's obviously set up. Everybody benefited, everybody benefited, right, Okay,
so you and no I believe that.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
No, I'm on the hill up here saying they are
in love.
Speaker 6 (44:52):
It's real.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
You did say that very very very very early, from
the very beginning. Secondly, you think they're gonna get married. Yes,
I'm now, but look, it doesn't have to be tailor.
But look at history to provide a glimpse into the future.
And most people you date, you don't marry.
Speaker 14 (45:09):
Dude, it's been forever they've been together, Joe Allan together
six years.
Speaker 10 (45:14):
That.
Speaker 6 (45:14):
Yeah, but it's different.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
And what I like about any counterpoints, I'm not even
disagreeing with you.
Speaker 13 (45:19):
What I've loved about it from the beginning is everyone's like,
this will never work out, based on the path, based
on her path.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Well, and they also think that they are not compatible
or whatever like that they are perfect together.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
It's gonna be awes. That's the hill you'll die on there.
They're together together.
Speaker 6 (45:31):
Morgan.
Speaker 12 (45:32):
Yeah, So we have the h e Beers, the Target,
the Public's, Kroger, Walmart.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
None of those are good. The one that's the best
is Trader Joe's. Trader just takes the cake over all
of the grocery stores. And a lot of people like
to say it's a cult. It's not a cult.
Speaker 4 (45:47):
It's so good.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
I think all of them are fine. They all ge
get Trader Joe's. Just sometimes, in my opinion, there are
things that shouldn't cost as much that costs more than
they should because it's such a cult. And I will
give you any thing like so, but I do like
Trader Joe's. But yeah, yeah, I hear you, Orange Chicken.
I'm telling you, guys, it's the best grocery store.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
Have everything you need. Though.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Yeah, and when not hating on anybody, but I mean,
I hear you. I just sometimes I'm like, this is
like three times the price just because it's a Trader
Joe's brand.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
But then other things are actually very affordable there.
Speaker 4 (46:26):
I never saw those you haven't renting a cart.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
Well, he also doesn't buy the cheap one.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
Point exactly.
Speaker 6 (46:34):
Oh my gosh, what, I'm.
Speaker 15 (46:35):
Never rented a card at Trader Joe's going to them. Well,
I mean, I'm like, I'm kind of indifferent on a
lot of things. But girl, phone calls, I feel like
are my superior.
Speaker 3 (46:51):
Form of communication.
Speaker 5 (46:53):
Most people have moved to texting or voice text or facetiming,
But I love a good solid phone call.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
I feel like that's gonna be the way to do
it forever.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
That would be like saying I think my superior form
of travel is running marathons.
Speaker 10 (47:12):
Right.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
That's a phone call with Amy. She talks a lot.
Is it because you can't text so much text? You
can't force us to read all the.
Speaker 6 (47:24):
Text right now?
Speaker 3 (47:25):
Well, my friends say my voice text are too long?
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Oh yeah, no, no, I don't know they are. They are? Yeah,
So I would say, you're well.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
I'll die on the hill that I phone calls better
than anything.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Oh, I'm gonna kill you immediately, like I got to
sniper rifle out. I'm ready to go. Hey, Ray, do
you have any of these? What the hell are you
gonna die on?
Speaker 7 (47:43):
I'm up on this hill right now, ready to die.
White claw is so much better than beer. Beer is fattening,
you feel fluffy, and you really can't drink it with food.
White claw is perfect. I eat it with a burger,
I can eat it with pizza. And guess what, all
these new seltzers keep getting invented because it's that good.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
I'm telling you it's grown wing. Beer is going to
be extinct in twenty years. Go with the white claw
seltzer over a fattening beer. It's crazy things. Beer would
be extinct, extinct, It probably won't be out of But
I don't drink around forever. But would you guys drinkers
agree with that white calls better than beer?
Speaker 4 (48:12):
No? No, I would agree, Well the ladies would.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
That's yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, thank you Morgan, We go
to you did your everybody did their Yeah. Amy's Hill
was the dumbest what or maybe or maybe nickel Back
and creed because I feels that they heat on I
can't even jump on the other side of that hill too.
What you're like, Oh, there's so but that's what people say,
that that's a hill that a lot of people are I'll.
Speaker 5 (48:33):
Die on the hill that Eddies is the dumbest, dumbest
Yeah no, because I mean Travis and Kelsey or Travis ke.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
Chelsea and Taylor's lift. We're gonna get married like you're
gonna die.
Speaker 4 (48:44):
On that hill.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
Yes, watching Watch be Fair. He's been on this hill
the whole time, even while we were debating this. I
support their love for each other. And you have some
of the very beginning when people thought it was fake.
Speaker 11 (48:54):
Yes, okay, wake up, wake up the mall and it's
on the radio, and the dogs here ready, lunchbox Morgant too,
Steve Bread and it's trying to put you through bag.
He's running this Wig's next bit, and Bobby's on the box,
(49:17):
so you know what this is the Bobby ball.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
So this is the last time I'll bring it up.
We have a twenty five five pound bag of Lucky
Charms marshmallows in studio, Not big fat marshmallows, but Lucky
Charms specific marshmallows. And I told the guys, if somebody
could eat the whole bag in four hours or less,
I'd give them fifteen hundred dollars. No sponsor, just mown money.
I don't think a sponsor would sponsor that bit. If
(49:46):
I'm being honest, you can see a picture of it.
It's up on my Instagram. I'm sit inside the bag,
mister Bobby Bones. Go check that out. But here's a
voicemail we got.
Speaker 8 (49:54):
If you shoved too much in your mouth, they get sticky,
they get softish.
Speaker 3 (49:59):
Sliding your trachea.
Speaker 8 (50:00):
They're very sticky, and if someone goes to do the
Heimiched maneuver on you to get that out, it doesn't
come out. And people have died from eating too many
marshmallows at one time. So I hope you get this
message before anyone decides to eat twenty.
Speaker 4 (50:19):
Five pounds of marshmallows.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
For fifteen hundred dollars. I love all you guys, and.
Speaker 8 (50:25):
I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to anybody.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
I'll raised the price of fifteen fifty now, okay, But
it's not the same marshmallow. This is not one of
those marshmallows. This is a Lucky Charms marshmallow.
Speaker 3 (50:36):
Very different.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Yeah, a big marshmallow. I'd go at least two grand.
This is a Lucky Charms marshmallow.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
So he's talking about the other kind of marshmallow.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
Yes, even the tiny the fluffy, So yesterday Eddie backed out.
Oh no, you guys kicked me out.
Speaker 4 (50:49):
You want it out?
Speaker 3 (50:50):
You're Megan right.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
I'm sure there's some like marshmallow charity. I can donate
this to somewhere if you guys don't want to do it.
There are marshmallow charities in every city. Right to drop
it off with these marshmallows to homes in need. So,
first of all, are there any new offers? Are there
any new thoughts on eating this bag in four hours
(51:11):
or less? Scuba, Lunchbox and even Ddy, I'll let you
to come back in.
Speaker 6 (51:14):
Ohie, Eddie's back.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
I mean I kind of thought I was out, so
I hadn't be really been thinking about you.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 13 (51:22):
We just back to me and lunch Okay, then Eddie
can stay out Scuba. So I think if we want
to do this and we can't decide on the easiest
thing to do is just a coin flip. We can
flip it heads. You have to eat it tails. You
don't What do you mean? Who between me and Lunchbox?
But you guys both haven't said you wanted to do it.
We both want to do it, but we just can't
decide on who's going to do it.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
I think that's I heard either person say they would
attack the bag for fifteen hundred bucks fifteen fifty.
Speaker 4 (51:44):
I mean, oh, that's a different story. Different story, Like
when you were at fifteen hundred. I was like, I
don't think I'm gonna do it. I think I'm gonna
sit on the sideline and thinking about how you do it? Though?
Speaker 13 (51:51):
Can we are we allowed to manipulate the marshmallows in
any way? Like I'm thinking about if we crushed out
dirty bro I mean, like crush it down almost like
a kool Aid powder and make a bunch of kool
Aid and drink the marshes.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Have to eat the marshmallows, okay, as long as you
don't get to take in the hot dog contest, take
a blender round and drink it.
Speaker 6 (52:07):
Drink water.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
I bought the bag.
Speaker 3 (52:09):
That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Nobody has to do it. I thought the bag of
marshmallows was so funny. I bought it and then brought
it in and was like, I wonder what I can
do with this?
Speaker 6 (52:18):
So it could be no.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
The answer can easily be no lunchbox. I mean, I'm
still in so you will go for four hours.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
After hearing that voice, you know it.
Speaker 4 (52:32):
He can make it easy. But like if he's still in,
then I'm out and he has to do it.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
I mean, you guys could tag team and I guess
I know.
Speaker 4 (52:37):
Oh I love tag teaming with somebody.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
I like tag team seven seven seventy five, So you
guys would eat I need to think about this. So
that's like basically twelve and a half pounds each. I
still don't think they can do that for four hours.
And if you do it, you get seven hundred five bucks.
Eat man, it's more like it's not your money though, Dude,
(53:01):
you say that it's not your money, but let them
try to back down. There's no way.
Speaker 3 (53:04):
Let me create a make it beneficial to you like
you're the but like this is.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
Beneficial to me to watch people eat as many marshmallows.
I needn't think about that. Okay, would you guys do that?
Would you agree to that?
Speaker 6 (53:15):
Though?
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Because again the money is not near what it was.
It's still seven and sent five dollars?
Speaker 6 (53:20):
I got a question, Yeah, can we make it a
thousand each?
Speaker 1 (53:23):
No, we can't raise like that.
Speaker 6 (53:24):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (53:26):
You like if I made it ten thousand thousand ring
to it, dude, Like when I say, oh man, a
thousand bucks exactly, will put more respect on it, Like
you only made seven seventy five make you only have fifty?
Speaker 3 (53:38):
Do it yourself?
Speaker 11 (53:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (53:40):
Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 1 (53:41):
Do you have an answer for me about what? Because
I'm not leaving this bag here forever. It's gonna get
a grocer and grosser answer to fill up. So you
guys can easily say no. Yeah, we could easily say no,
but we could easily Do you want to do it
by yourself, we'll do it. If you guys want to
split it over a four hour period, I think I
(54:02):
could do that too. If you're down for the split,
I'm down for the spled.
Speaker 6 (54:06):
I mean you like the tag team He's.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
Team maybe yeah, but it's only seven seventy five. Yeah,
I doesn't have a ring to it, like howlsand How
much do you have any wall right now? Not don
lunch box, as he always claims, he has hondos constantly.
Speaker 6 (54:22):
See what I spent I paid a hunda.
Speaker 4 (54:24):
At the Yale get. Do you have any hindos now?
Speaker 7 (54:26):
No?
Speaker 6 (54:26):
I got two hundo.
Speaker 1 (54:28):
Let's see I have got the check un let's see
the hondo. He has my dollars dragging that. He has
all these in his.
Speaker 4 (54:38):
Walleye and I usually carry and I had to break
it the other day for parking.
Speaker 1 (54:42):
Yeah, I'll tell you why let me play song.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
You need to demand that they give you an answer
after this.
Speaker 1 (54:49):
Whoa, Well, we'll get out of the news coming up
to in a minute. So by the time the news
is over, I have to have an answer because I'm
not letting his bag sit here right because it makes
me want to eat it. Myself looks so and delectable.
About one minute from the news, I want to go
to Jeremy and Texas. Who's on the phone first?
Speaker 6 (55:06):
Hey Jeremy, Hey, good morning guys.
Speaker 4 (55:08):
What's so buddy?
Speaker 1 (55:10):
Oh, not too much?
Speaker 6 (55:12):
Well, you're not just.
Speaker 7 (55:13):
Saying if if y'all are going to tag teamos Marshmallows,
they should cut the time and half.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
It's a great point. I think about it.
Speaker 4 (55:19):
Oh you're going to eat it? It should be?
Speaker 1 (55:21):
Is that it four hours?
Speaker 4 (55:22):
Two hours?
Speaker 1 (55:22):
Who's this idiot Jeremy in Texas?
Speaker 6 (55:25):
Jeremy, why'd you call today?
Speaker 1 (55:27):
I an't think about that, but it does make sense
if it's four hours for one person to eat twenty
five pounds of marshmallows. It should be two hours for
two people at great point. I will not put that
on the list, Jeremy, thank you.
Speaker 8 (55:38):
A bud any or put lunchbox to work a little.
Speaker 10 (55:42):
Harder, you know.
Speaker 1 (55:43):
Yeah, I mean, I just want to see someone eat
the marshmallows because everybody loves Lucky Charms marshmallows.
Speaker 6 (55:48):
Yeah, but those look like knockoff brand.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
No, I think those are real.
Speaker 1 (55:51):
Yeah, right in the factory. Man, Let's go over and
talk to Haley and Georgia real quick. Hailey, you were
on the show, Haley, Hey, yes, it's actually Kaylee.
Speaker 4 (56:00):
Another big deal.
Speaker 11 (56:02):
I agree though, That's why I was calling.
Speaker 3 (56:04):
I think the Times would also be cut because if
they're going.
Speaker 4 (56:06):
To tag team it, then it only makes sense. And
no one likes her either, I do. I mean, it's
not a big deal, but I'm gonna be sure. I'm
gonna stay my name, right. I mean, why you hating
on her for that? I'm just saying, like she's like, it's.
Speaker 6 (56:20):
Not a big deal. If it wasn't a big deal,
she would have just gone why are.
Speaker 1 (56:22):
You going after that?
Speaker 4 (56:23):
And not about.
Speaker 1 (56:26):
Politicians do when you go out something. They totally turn it.
Sometimes we step and I'm like, it's fine, it's whatever.
It's Stephen, I don't say anything. Who cares?
Speaker 6 (56:35):
Hale, Kaylee, whatever your name is.
Speaker 1 (56:38):
When I finished the news, I need an answer time
for the news, Bobby. If you want to feel closer
to your spouse, they say what you can do, and
the easiest thing to.
Speaker 4 (56:48):
Do is open up your.
Speaker 1 (56:54):
Account ears. Oh yeah, I heard that. Relationship experts agree
that listening truly less can reduce conflict, boost trust, and
lead to a more satisfying partnership. It may sound simple,
but it requires more than you think to be beneficial
to your relationship. Signals can be that you put your
phone away, that you offer your undivided attention. Do you
(57:15):
hold eye contact. That's from Relationships for Dummies by Kate Watches, PhD.
If you argue and fight with your significant other on
a regular basis, it's horrible for your health. Experts say
the stress caused by a thirty minute argument with your
spouse lowers your immunity enough to cause a full day's
delay in your body's ability to heal, and if your
(57:37):
fight is really hostile, you'll need an extra two days
to heal. Wow, that's from Good Housekeeping. Any thoughts on that.
I was watching on TikTok last night, the bit we
did Bobby Feud Things you don't say to your partner,
wrote was laughing out loud at your answers again. Yeah,
that's pretty funny.
Speaker 4 (57:52):
Yeah, that's a good one. Funny one.
Speaker 1 (57:55):
Apple quietly adds eight new emojis to iPhones. This is
from the New York Post. The latest update has quietly
released eight new emojis, including a harp, a shovel, a fingerprint,
a tree, a flag, and a radish. There's one in particular, though,
that has captured people's imaginations. It is the exhausted emoji.
(58:19):
It features dark under eyebags, furrowed brow, and an expression
of like, uh, that's good. We needed one of those.
That's it.
Speaker 4 (58:27):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (58:28):
Companies are offering recharge days to workers they're mad they
have to go back to the office. Employers are luring
workers back to cubicles with the prospect of more quote
me time. This is from the Post. As more companies
require employees to return to the office after years of
remote work, they're also enticing colleagues with specialty vacation days.
Meant for wellness, rest and recharging. According to Axios, places
(58:51):
have reached nearly more than ninety percent of the pre
pandemic levels of office put traffic. But it's because they're
doing things like what's stupid about this is they're going, hey,
come into work, and if you come in, we'll give
you more days not at work, right, Like, that's what's funny.
And here's the thing about going to work.
Speaker 4 (59:05):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (59:06):
These companies are like, come in. You got to come
back to the office. If you were an exemplary employee
who really crushed it, not in the office, they won't
make you come to the office. They really won't. What
happens is when the results aren't as good, they go, well,
we need people to watch over the people that are
(59:27):
creating these not as good results, because if they are
in an area where they have a supervisor or someone
that can look at or look on and say, hey,
we need to get better at A, B and C,
then that will happen. But if people went away and
stayed away and actually did better, they wouldn't be calling
them back into the office. So people are upset they
got to go back into work first of all. Okay,
(59:48):
then get a new job, because what happens you have
to go to work and they say you have to
come to the place and work. A lot of businesses
found out though that they didn't need all that space,
so it was good for them to not have people
at and they kept people being remote because they're like, well,
we don't have to rent a building that's X amount
of square feet to hold all the people we really
didn't need to hold. But if you were like amazing
(01:00:08):
at your job and you said, hey, I don't want
to come back or I'm out, there's no way they
would make you come back. That's my thoughts.
Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Yeah, I guess you have to prove that you have Yeah,
and people.
Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
That are having to come back it's because the results
are not what they feel like they should be and
they need them back in the office to make sure
they are.
Speaker 7 (01:00:29):
That's the interesting Bobbies get.
Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
A final answer here. I'm gonna throw away the marshmallows.
Speaker 8 (01:00:36):
So you have.
Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
All up at the sixteen hundred dollars. Whoa, whoa, it
went from fifteen fifty to sixteen hundred. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Great,
this is an extra so it would be eight hundred
bucks each. You would have two hours to do it,
Scuba and lunchbox. I don't want you doing it because
you feel like you need to do a bit. But
if you want the eight hundred bucks to eat half
(01:01:01):
of that twenty five pound bag of lucky charm for Marshmallows,
I am more than happy to let you. Guys, as
you refer to it, tag team, that may have been
a bad term.
Speaker 13 (01:01:13):
Yeah, only half of the bag. I can definitely do
that in two hours though. Yeah, half the bag two
hours ndred dollars each.
Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Yeah, I mean I'm not scared of that, Like unlike
Morgan's chair, I'm gonna finish the job.
Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Okay, why would you take shots at other people whenever
it has nothing to do with them.
Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
I just saw the chairs sitting there and I was thinking, oh,
I could sit in that chair. No, it's not even
finished track. It's been Danny sat there. People are still
saying that because she couldn't beat me. Okay, all right.
Speaker 6 (01:01:42):
Later, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
So are you guys saying right now officially that you
will tackle the bag. You'll get two hours on the clock,
we'll stream the whole thing after the show, and if
you eat the whole bag together, you get eight hundred
bucks each. I thought you just said it was half
the bag. Now I heard half heard quarter of the back. Okay,
(01:02:09):
I'm out. We're doing right, not even confirmed.
Speaker 6 (01:02:12):
Well, we don't even. I don't even.
Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
You're trying to find too many ways we miss her,
we misunderstand, just want to clarify the rules, and we're
all good.
Speaker 13 (01:02:19):
We understand everything else except for that, So I think
we're good. It's so it's not a quarter of the bag. Yes,
it's a half each, whole bag total? Yes, gotcha, got it?
Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Got who was confused by that?
Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
Because I heard half bag and I was like, a
half bag.
Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
I'm in Okay, then for half bag, half sack, whatever
you got, let's go. Okay, are you going to do
not do it? Because you're thinking of it, I would
recommend you not do it, if I'm being honest, Really,
don't you want to see it?
Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
You're doing that reverse?
Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
Yeah, I don't think you can do it. I don't
think no, no, not that at all.
Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Actually, I honestly don't think it can be done me neither.
The bag is too big. I don't think it can
be done. I wouldn't have brought it in eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 6 (01:03:07):
I'm in.
Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
I wouldn't have brought it in if I thought it
was going to be easy to do. So one, you're
probably gonna be sick. Two, I don't think you have
the heart to do it. And three that's not cool
right there. No, you're weak.
Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
It's fine.
Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
Excuse me, miss, I didn't even sign up with the challenges.
Speaker 6 (01:03:21):
Don't call me weak.
Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
But I think she's smart enough. So it's gonna make
her sick.
Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
Yeah, I know I can't do that. You, on the
other hand, I thought you could, but I guess you can't.
Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
Look at his eyes. Man, there's the eyes of a lion.
Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Yeah, is there maybe like a consolation like Okay, No,
I'm not.
Speaker 13 (01:03:36):
I'm not begging for consolation price, And I'm just saying,
like we get, like we get all the way through.
Towards the very end, you're like, oh my god, you
guys made it so far and I threw up or something.
If either one of you throws up, it's over.
Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
See.
Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
You guys can do it.
Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
We can encourage each other.
Speaker 6 (01:03:51):
I believe in them.
Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
They could do it. I'm in lunch, I'm in put
me down for yes, you know.
Speaker 6 (01:03:57):
I mean I'm not gonna be out manned tag team dude.
Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Right, let's go you guys, and if for some reason
you die from this, no responsibility to me or the company.
Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
Can you just say I or something you.
Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
Want to sign anything verbal?
Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Verbal? Guys, Okay, I like, but I'm not forcing you
to do this. Actually I'm asking you not to do it.
Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
I don't know you kind of the way you made
folks at me, kind of like made me get in there,
and I both believe in you.
Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Man, Yeah, you provoked me. What do you antagonizing?
Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
As of aggressively?
Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
So you guys are both that we can't do it today,
obviously you guys are.
Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
Both in Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
Well we'll type up a statement.
Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
Yeah, I'm signing it, and then we need to take
the bag and hide the bag so they don't cut it.
Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
I know you would have a scale. You just put
it on a scale and.
Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Chart know the bag is as is. I don't want
you guys cutting stuff out of it.
Speaker 6 (01:04:48):
Tells what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
You would know we would if we did that, because
in what scale we're gonna put it on that we
have here?
Speaker 6 (01:04:53):
We don't have a scale. You guys don't have a scale.
At your house.
Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
All right, it's on not today, but it's on eight
hundred bucks to each of you if you can do
a whole bag in two hours. So like, are we
gonna start at like five am and just do bits
while we're going to figure out I can't believe somebody
said yes. I did not think anybody say yes. So
now I got to figure out actually the payoff here
and hopefully it's for everybody living. Maybe a little green poopy,
but other than that, yes, yes, okay, okay, Bobby.
Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Boom show sorry up today.
Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
This story comes us from Boston, Massachusetts.
Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
A nineteen year old man walked into an urban outfitter store,
had a piece of candy and a note. He handed it.
Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
Someone says, I have a bomb. Don't say a word,
and then he walked away. So they called police, and
the guy was standing across the street and he said.
Speaker 6 (01:05:40):
What are you doing, dude? That's a bum threat and goes, no, no,
it was just a prank. I wanted to see how
they'd react.
Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
He saw he saw that usually when you do that,
you get something. Now like I got a something, give
me your money or give me all your rage against
the machine shirts. Because it was a hot topic urban outfitters. No, no, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. Okay, but so I they get.
Speaker 6 (01:06:07):
Him, Yeah, he got arrested, and so now he's facing
a lot of charges.
Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
Yeah, at least now I know a lot of those
will probably be dropped.
Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
But you can't do that because he didn't actually do
it'll probably drop You'll have to do like some community service.
You don't throw somebody in jail for being really stupid
without nothing, without something bad happening. If you're really stupid
and bomb blows off, you go to jail. If you're
really stupid and then nothing happens, you got to prove
a point to them, but then you don't put them
in jail.
Speaker 6 (01:06:33):
But my whole thing is he didn't even film it,
like if you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Do it, like, oh, I didn't think about that part
because that's not where my mind goes.
Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
The guys, it wasn't about the filming. He just wanted
to know how they would reach it, and.
Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
He did and he got what he was looking for.
Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
Okay, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Big news on the show today, Lunchbox as a yeast infection.
That was the breaking news that you go so crude.
Speaker 6 (01:06:57):
We didn't explain it's in my throat.
Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
That's even worse.
Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
So go go hear all about that he didn't know
men could get it.
Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
I didn't know. I mean, I didn't know men could
get it. That part. I have to agree with them.
I didn't know either. So listen to lunchboxes Jest infection
stories up on the podcast What do you have over
their lunchbox?
Speaker 6 (01:07:13):
Hey, Bobby, I gotta apologize you.
Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
You may not be so weird. After all, you're buying
all these toys and all this kid stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Toys and kid stuff. Memorabilia is different than toys and
kids stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:07:22):
They said.
Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
Adults are buying more toys than ever, to the tune
of one billion dollars a year. Adults now account for
twenty eight percent.
Speaker 6 (01:07:30):
Of all global toy sales.
Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Do you think that they're buying toys because they're old
toys to resell them? Because I don't think adults are
going the one thing you can do, and I think
I said a few weeks ago, it's like, it's like,
what do we buy now that we can invest in
the one thing that I would say do because you
get flipp pretty quick as legos because they make limited
sets of legos.
Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
So like you buy a box of legos when they
come out with a limited self.
Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
Yeah you bought. You buy as many as you can
and you hold them there no more and then you
can resell them. That would be the one thing that
would kind of recommend, but not really.
Speaker 10 (01:07:59):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
This dude, he lives in New Jersey, has a condo.
During COVID, he was like, man, I used to love
building legos. So he started buying legos and he started
building skyscrapers in cities, and he had to buy a
house because he didn't have enough room for all his legos.
He is now into legos. I'm telling you, I'm not
that guy. Though you might be onto something. I want
to apologize to you, and you know what.
Speaker 6 (01:08:20):
Maybe you were right.
Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
I like memorabil y'a like sports stuff like baseball cards.
There's he kind of a toy. Who's the basketball player
that Bill's legos that we talked to him last time?
Miles Sterner dude, awesome basketball player and plays in the NBA.
Bill's Legos also not only married or by to buy
a separate house for his legos, Like he had to
move out of where he was living for his legos.
I felt like this story was in one I want
(01:08:42):
to apologize but really just made fun of me right
like it was one of those we'll see you tomorrow
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