Someone on the show dropped a bombshell about their personal life. They weren't lying about this...but definitely kept it secret and are finally ready to share. Amy is accused of murdering her family bird named Chris Hemsworth. Lunchbox tried to prove that she is guilty of murder and Morgan defended her that it was an accident. Who will win the trial? Will we have to put Amy in prison? We all shared our "Waaaah waaaah" stories where we each get to complain about something trivial in our lives. Lunchbox called out Eddie after he revealed that his wife controls all the money in their house. Bobby debuted "The Most Interesting Segment in the World" that included a number that can save your life in an emergency that no one knows about, a song you can listen to improve your life and how to kill bacteria in your house.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Transmitting this Welcome to Thursday Show Morning Studio.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I want to talk about money for a second, and
I want to talk about people judging other people for
money decisions, where I thought Eddie was pretty vulnerable and
he said that he doesn't know anything about how much
money that his family has and makes you know what
you make, but.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Your wife does all financials everything.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Lunchbox thinks that is the weirdest, most feminine thing he's
ever heard.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Why, dude, because you're the man like you are the
one that goes to work and brings home the money
and you don't even know how much you have in
there or where it goes.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
You let the woman of the house, who.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Smart, Yeah, okay, great, she can be smarter more than
me and numbers her control the money.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
That is the most bizarre thing I've ever heard. When
you said it, I wash my mouth almost hit the
floor that you said, I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Know how much money we have. I'll let her handle everything.
That is crazy. Who wait, wait, wait, I got I
mean nobody jumped in. You were still talking. There was
no need to make us.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Ahead, Like how do you look at yourself in the
mirror and say, man, I'm a man when you have
no idea how to control your money. You don't know
what to do with your money, you don't know where
it goes.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
How do you like live with yourself?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Okay, I don't think that makes me a man. I
know and where my money, who's spending my money? Ms weird,
but go ahead, So that's not it. I think my
wife is way smarter than I am when it comes
to numbers. I have dyscalcula, which is a terrible disease
that I've been living with my whole terrible disease d
It's not a disorder what it is, and I've been
living with this my whole life. And thankfully my wife
(01:51):
takes this burden on and does all our finances, and
she's good at it and I trust her with it.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
And it has nothing to do with me being a
man or not.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Lunch question Before you got married to your wife, right,
what did you have to do for you in order.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
To marry your wife by a ring? No, you had
to go to your father in law and say, what
is he leading the witness here? Because that's he's asking
you a question about you. She use to answer to
play the fifth by playing the fifth flicks offully guilty.
I mean, I know what the answer is.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
I told my father in law that she has debt,
and before we get he has debt.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
The woman that was in so much debt, she was
also a kids old. There my money, honey, I don't care.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I don't need to see it. That is crazy. And
who brings home the bacon?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You were her? I'm not answering that. Who brings home
the chedda? I would say, I bring home the majority
of the cheddar? And you let her control all the cheedda.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Yeah, that is a great why Like, how is that?
What's your situation?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
What do you do? And she has hers? I wouldn't
let her get her paws on my money. Oh my gosh,
she did get her palls on my money.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Guess who would control it?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Me?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Like when you were growing up? Who controlled the money?
My dad? Like shocking? Your dad? Shocking? I mean, and you,
Oh my gosh, dude, is just the way it's been. Man,
I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
A sad sight, dude, you And I mean, I make money,
Bobby for a lot of feminine things.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
You take the cake, No, you have the cake? Now
that's awesome. I'm a bunch of box suck. What's the
flavor of the cakes? The flavor of the cake? I
don't know. Whatever the woman was, she makes the decisions.
Ask your wife? All right, hey, so what's more feminine
the fact that my wife drives a lot of times?
All right, passenger, Oh my gosh, that's bad too. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
The worst money is the leader in the clubhouse, like
that is where the top of the ladder is money.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I do carry a bag of herse money's worse. Okay, okay,
anything you know your account password? Could you log it?
I have to look at it. I have to look
it up. Guys, I don't have it on the top
of my head. No, no, I mean, Amy, what are
your thoughts here?
Speaker 6 (04:03):
I mean I think that Lunchbox is ridiculous saying his
why can't get her palls on his money? Like, I
don't know how they live so separately, but they've been
doing it fine. Does I could never live how Lunchbox
lives at all. And I think Eddie's just doing the
best that he can, Like he understands his weakness and
it's his wife's strength. So I do think Eddie, you
should take some agency and try to be involved. I
(04:24):
think that that's good. Just in case anything were to
ever happen, you would know what to do because I
was in a similar situation in my marriage and I
had no idea.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Amy, if you're dude, Now, if you guys down the
road decide.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Hey, we're gonna get down on me, we're gonna get married,
and he comes in and goes, Amy, I want you
to control all the money. You'd be like, man, that
is not very attractive, that is so bad.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Like that looks bad on him.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
I don't know that that looks bad on him. I
think I would be more like, uh, if he came
to me and said, hey, I want to keep everything
separate and I don't want your pall's on my money.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
What I would say is, you do what works for
you in every relationship. You do what works for you.
And Eddie has a disorder or disorder can't He does
have discount.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
He has just calculating. He found this out a week
ago and now he's using it.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Doesn't mean it doesn't mean I didn't struggle it with it.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
My whole life is true. True.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I don't think it is what lunchbox is saying. You know,
I think you guys have a way that your relationship
works and has worked for a long time.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
You've been married for it's gonna be twenty years. Twenty years.
It's kind of weird. You know the passwords though, Yeah,
I'm in the heather Stoat somewhere. I just look them up. Yeah,
all good, do what works for you. Like my DraftKings account,
I handle all the ambling gambling accounts.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
He's good with numbers on gambling.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
You can keep her paws off my DraftKings account. Very
manly at you, buddy, Okay, okaymous there's a question to because.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Hello, Bobby Bones. I've been with my girlfriend for three years.
Most of the time things have been good. We love
each other, We've talked about getting married, but she's always
had a mean streak, and over the past year it
turned well, I would say, abusive, emotionally and sometimes physically.
It's taken me a while to admit it, but now
I can't stay in this relationship. The thing is that
she has no idea I'm thinking of leaving. She was
(06:31):
just talking last week about wedding ideas. I know she's
going to be furious, and honestly, I'm more than a
little scared of how she's going to react. Part of
me thinks I should break up in a letter to
stay safe. Part of me wonders if I should disappear
and just block her. What's the right way to handle
this when my safety is a legit concern, signed ready
to run. So a lot of things to unpack here.
(06:53):
Number one is to just disappear and block her. I
do not think is the way to go unless it
is super imminent danger. Then you just disappear and then
you figure it all out. You if somebody is irrational,
and you can put a lot of these terms are
not exactly the same mentally unstable, hyper reactionary, easily triggered.
(07:15):
If you block them, a lot of those things are
gonna manifest again because they're gonna go out of their
way to make sure they'll show you. Because you can't
really rationalize with somebody that's irrational. So do not do
the disappear and blocker if you're in danger right the second,
disappear and then figure it all out after that.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Secondly, I would say, should you go and see a
professional if you still think there's a chance for this
relationship to happen? Where if you're gonna go away and
you think there's a chance that you could reconcile, and
this has happened before, you know, you don't want to
get any sort of habitual you leave and come back,
(07:56):
leave it, come back. But if you this has if
you haven't haven't had this happen yet, where you leave
and you're thinking, I would like to make it work,
you can't actually go if she will admit and be
honest with herself and with a therapist, with counselor you
can't actually go and talk about this if you want
to try to salvage it. If you don't and you're
(08:17):
just out, then if it were me and I felt
danger when they're gone, I pack up my crap and
I would leave, and then I would have any of
the conversations with separation between us, because if you feel unsafe,
you're not going to be able to communicate closely in
a safe way. I'm very sorry this is happening to you,
(08:38):
and I'm glad that you are recognizing it before something
even more tragic could happen with you or I don't
know if you have kids that type of thing, but
I think you kind of have a few different levels here.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
You have do you want to fix it. Do you
think there's a chance of being fixed? If so, you
got to go and you got to get her to go,
and you.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Guys have to go somewhere, and you can take a
lot of time and a lot of work, but I
think it can be done.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Two, if you're just gonna leave, I would leave when
she's not there. If you feel it in danger, just leave.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Like he asked, did he leave a letter?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I think you just get out of there first. I
wouldn't leave a letter.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I would leave, and then i'd probably call and have
a conversation because a letter is going to leave a
lot of things unsaid, and a letter doesn't really have
tone or nuance, or a letter is not able to
answer questions. And then thirdly, I just would I want
to block, because block's gonna make somebody it's crazy crazier.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah, it really sucks.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I would also bring somebody that you know and trust
in with you, because you need somebody here at this time,
one even physically to help you move your crap out
real quick. And you may go, well, that sucks. I
have to move out while she's not there. That's kind
of childish. It is not when it comes to your safety.
So you get your crap and you get out when
she's not there. But I would have somebody who can
(09:57):
be with you emotionally and who can be there with
you physically to help you get out because you're grabbing
your crab all sudden she drives home, then you got
to run a blocker. Yeah, so uh yeah, that really sucks.
But I'm glad that you can see that this is
happening before it gets worse. And I know I kind
of gave you three levels, but I think depending on
(10:17):
what your goals and objectives are in this, I think
all three are.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Yeah. I think you could even go to AC councilor
and talk about this too, because this is something that
is going to affect you for a long time. It's
gonna affect you getting into different relationships as well when
you have an experience like this. Amy.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
Yeah, I mean, I second everything you're saying. The first
thing that came to my mind was having someone there
with you whatever you do, like if they were to
come home, or if you do want to break up
with her, like in person, but just having a support
person there.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I wouldn't break up a person, not if you're scared.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
Yeah, I was picturing more of like, I guess this
isn't like an intervention situation, but clearly she needs some
support and help too.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
She does, and she'll only get it if she wants
to get it right. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Thank you for that. Please update this.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
We're rooting for you, and thank you for emailing us,
and I hope that we were able to guide you
in a direction that is safe for you long term.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
All right, close that up. We're about to have a
court case right here at studio at my GwL.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Oh. So the Karen Reid trials happening. I'm into it.
I'm watching it. That's not what we're doing here, but
I'm very much in the court mode. Amy's bird is dead.
So Amy had a pet bird, not the cardinal that's
her mom. Those die all the time. Goodness. Yes, but
the pet bird that you bought for your daughter.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
I didn't buy it. It was a gift from her best friend.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Well save it for the case. Well no, this part's fine.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
That is an important detail.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yeah, but you didn't buy it though, correct. Yeah, So.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
The bird's dead and so it was it a homicide?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
That's the question. Was an accidental debt? That's the question.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Amy, we're gonna have you come sit up here in
the stand, and we do have the prosecution, which is Lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Who's gonna prove Amy murder the bird? Boom interesting?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
And then we have the defense which is Morgan, and
she will prove Amy had nothing to do with the
bird dying, that there's many ways the bird could have died.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
And so I'll be the jury. All right, up first,
prosecution always goes first. Please come on up the prosecution, Lunchbox. Everybody,
do they clap in for it? I don't think so
they should, though that would be awesome if you like wrestling.
We need like an entrance. Hello, yes, lunchbox, Hold on
all rise, wrong timing, We need to really stand up. Yeah,
(12:33):
all rise.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Okay, Lunchbox, you're gonna have like two minutes or so,
two to three minutes, and you're here to prove that
Amy killed her bird.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
And the bird's name was Chris Hemsworth. What was it
called that?
Speaker 6 (12:43):
That's what my daughter named it. Okay, because she's a fan.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
No play on words or anything.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
No, literally, Chris Hemsworth the actor got it. But yeah,
I guess her and her friends they think he's cute.
So her best friend gifted or the bird and they
named him Chris Hemsworth. We ordered the bird a little
arrest in Peace rock. So when we bury it, we
put the rock on it, and it says rip Christen
is Worth April twenty twenty five to May twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Dang, that's a quick life. Yeah, but was it a
life ended way too soon by murder? Find that much about.
You got two minutes and you're up.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. This is not negligent homicide.
This is pre meditated murder by miss Amy Brown. Right here,
this bird was not brought into her house by her.
She did not give permission to go out and buy
a bird. The bird was given to her family put
in her house. And she's like, I don't want this
stupid bird in my house. So if you check her
(13:40):
Google searches.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Oh, let's check shoes.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
She thinks, how can I get rid of the bird
and not make it obvious? And it says incense very
bad for birds can cause a slow death by poisoning
over time.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Now hold on, now, are you making this up?
Speaker 6 (13:56):
No?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Okay, so what so again, state what you just said?
Speaker 4 (13:59):
I said, incense and candles cause birds to die slowly
because the chemicals get in their body. They don't have lungs,
they need pure air. They have air sow airsacks, so
they need even cleaner air than most animals and humans.
So Amy knew this.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
And she said, this chemical will.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Seep down the hallway and slowly the bird will inhale
it and it won't be obvious when it is belly
up and dead, deceased. I don't want to be clean
in that cage. My daughter's not going to clean it.
So this is a annoyance that I'm gonna have to
deal with. It drives the dog crazy. The dog wants
to get the bird. The cat wants to get the bird.
(14:43):
So Amy is always stressed out, so she has to
get rid of Chris Himsworth.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
She tries to act like she's sad.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
She says, oh, it's to shear a cry on my shoulder,
to we we.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Will cry together.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
But deep down, Amy's going it's not even a cry,
it's a guttural laugh.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
You have ten seconds. Councils, how the bird died.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
It was premeditated murder, not negligent homicide.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Send her to prison.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Wow, maybe the Dutch, Maybe we kill her by incense?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Oh wow wow? Okay, So I have a couple of questions. Yes,
go ahead.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
So your claim, as the prosecution, is Amy purposefully burned
in sense and candles in her house knowing that the
bird would then basically suffocate or be poisoned by them.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Yes, it would damage the air sacks inside the bird,
causing it.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
To go belly up. And you said there was some
Google searches. Do you know that I have had reports?
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
My data experts told me they got an experts thing
of her search history.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
She didn't understand how to delete it, got it? Okay?
There he has your prosecution lunchboxed.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Okay, can I ask the witness if I lived on
your computer, is any Google searches about how to kill
a bird or how a bird dies?
Speaker 6 (15:55):
You will.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Let me answer, that's.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Okay. So my point is if you were to look
for my searches, you will see will in since kill
a bird?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
I've already seen that. No more questions. You're dismissed. Sorry, no, no,
no further answers. Prosecution. That's attorneys about to come up.
You gotta wait for cross Yeah, relax, you gotta get crossed. Okay,
we need to even hear the defense. You know what, America,
we don't lock her up, lock her up, lock her up. Okay,
(16:39):
now my team pink now now coming up to the stand.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Amy's defense attorney Morgan, are you giggling?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
No, it was just a very strong prosecution. I just
want to see how you can follow up.
Speaker 8 (16:53):
You don't want to ask defending any questions until the
very end.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Okay, So you'll have two minutes and then you get
to ask that the the defender questions first and then
do my tim.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
I need you to do your two minutes first. Same orders, Lunchbox.
I didn't give him that option.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
Oh you nugget.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Okay Morgan, you're up because you're just calling the nugget.
Miss don't interrupt her though, I'm not. Okay.
Speaker 8 (17:15):
Here we go and go, ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
Thank you judge for having us here today.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
Mister Lunchbox.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
Would need to prove that Amy had criminal intent, that
she was acting with criminal negligence, and was acting unlawfully
when this accident took place.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
Amy. Yes, she received this.
Speaker 8 (17:34):
Bird as a gift, but she's been caring for this bird.
She's posted about this bird, how much she's liked it,
enjoyed having it in the room, She's seen how much
her daughter has been happy because the bird has been
here with them.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
And Amy burns candles all the time.
Speaker 8 (17:48):
You've ever seen her Instagram page, Candles, incense, They've been
a part of her life for years before this bird
ever came into the picture.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
She's been burning them and it's been no issue.
Speaker 8 (17:57):
Why would she think all of a sudden a bird
in the picture she would have to stop doing something
that she already does all the time. This is not
new to her. She was not acting with intent to
hurt this bird. She wanted this bird to be around.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
She knew that if this.
Speaker 8 (18:09):
Bird died, Mister Chris Himsworth, her daughter would be upset
and Amy not only that, was in a great mental state,
and you would also have to prove that she was
in a bad mental state. While having this bird, Amy's
been happy, glowing, smiling lately.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
I he's going to attack right now. I like it.
Speaker 8 (18:25):
Amy has done very well to make sure this bird
has been cared for, loved and fed all the time.
This bird was a happy addition to Amy's family, and
not something that she ever had the intent to kill.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
So I would like to now ask my defendant some questions. Okay,
your time is up, so you went a little early.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Good for you, h asked the defendant.
Speaker 8 (18:45):
Two question, Amy, how has your mental state been since
you acquired.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
Mister Chris Himsworth. I would say relatively stable. Yeah, where
you're in good mental state is happy. We're i mean perimnopousal.
Speaker 9 (18:58):
It's a questionable day to day, moment to moment, but
we're doing good.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
I've never wanted to harm another life.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Got it.
Speaker 8 (19:07):
We've never seen Amy want to harm another life. And Amy,
how many times before having Chris Himsworth?
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Did you burn an incense?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (19:15):
I like to do that a lot and years like
I have sticks all over in different drawarers with matches
so that I can just light up anytime, anytime. I'm
doing it for a while. Yes.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
So therefore, our prosecutor here does not have criminal MENSRAA
or act as rays, which both mean you have no
case here.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
She is purely innocent.
Speaker 8 (19:39):
This was an accident and the bird was harmed, unfortunately,
but not with any criminal intake, not m killed.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Thank you Morgan. The figure out my closing argument, Well,
you have ten seconds, go easy, Yes, Amy, once she
did her Google searches of incense will kill the bird.
She had the perfect crime. And gentlemen, she says, hold.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
On, hold on.
Speaker 8 (20:03):
She happened after you have to object objects your honor.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
I don't know what means what, so I'm gonna let
lunchbox just keep finishing.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Yes, she realized, Oh my goodness, something I've been doing
this whole time will kill this bird. So then people
won't be able to suspect me time because.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
It's something I've always done. Thank you and Morgan your
final ten seconds.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Amy.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
This is a lame point because Amy, Google.
Speaker 6 (20:22):
Searches this after the bird was dead.
Speaker 8 (20:24):
This Google search never happened before the bird was there
or alive.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
The time stamp is definitely after I found him lifeless.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Well, I'm sorry that the bird.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
It's been terrible. It's so highly emotional. I've cried. My
daughter has been upset. She's wanted to cry. I told
her to let it out. I was like, this is
a good opportunity for you to let it out. She's like,
I don't really want to cry, but she's been upset.
My son is upset. He loved the bird. My cat
is in mourning, like meowing, like missing.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
She doesn't know what the cat's feeling.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
Yes, I do, I think I know.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
My coorts stenographer just rejected and that's weird, but you
know what, I'll accept it.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
We're all in morning like it's been terrible.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Objected and it's never happened before.
Speaker 6 (21:10):
But okay, And we don't know for certain that it
was the incense that did it. But once I saw
that that can be deadly to birds, the day before
the bird died, I did burn it and so not
in the same room downstairs the birds upstairs, but the
toksins they float or the sense and the smoke whatever
goes throughout the house, and their respiratory system is so
weak that are sensitive that that it likely is what
(21:32):
took his life. And I feel terrible.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Okay, the jurors are back. Could they basically were so
like the last three days while she was saying that sentence,
they were questerned. Well, they've been sequestioned the whole tile
deliberated and Amy, it's very unfortunate that the bird died. Yeah,
the question here isn't did the bird die, but did
(21:57):
the bird die because you murdered it?
Speaker 6 (22:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Well, you don't get to say that I do, and
so I cannot find you guilty for first degree or
second degree murder, but I do find you in third
degree burder. Like I'm a burderer, third degree burderer, you're
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a third degree burderer, which means you didn't mean to
kill that bird, but it did get burdered. Well, I
would compare it to involuntary bird slaughterer. So your punishment
is going to be any time to think about this,
I think, no, no, no, I have the sentencing.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
The sentencing is going to be since the bird probably
did probably did die by your actions, but not on purpose,
in voluntary bird slaughter as we like to call it. Uh,
At least when I was coming up through law school,
you know, we studied a lot of voluntary bird slaughterer.
I think you need to drop a bag of bird
seed off at a local bird sanctuary. I can do that,
all right, that's your punishment. But the case was won
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by Morgan. Morgan, nice job, because it was not first
degree murder or second degree murder.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
It was third degree murder murder. Yes, so you're in
the clear.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
You get to go home. And they spent last night
in jail it was a bird case. We put in
a base. The newspaper was weird. We papered at the
bottom of it. But Amy, you're free to go there,
she has ris. Yes.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Then dude, the honorable Judge Bones in his courtroom is now.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Wait, no, what now? I figured out what I boo
to say to him when you do that. Okay, thank
you idiots. It's time for the good news.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
It was late at night in Oklahom I'm a city,
and eleven year old Mandy's up watching TV. No big deal.
Thunder storms are rolling in. She hears them, and then
out of nowhere, boom, lightning strikes hits the house, shakes
the entire house. Mandy sees the flames thinks quickly, I
got to get my mom and my brother out of here.
They're asleep in the other room. She goes Mom, wake up,
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her little brother Ryan, get up. She pushes them towards
the door, gets them out of the house, and then
calmly calls nine to one to one because the mom's
still freaking out, So they called nine on one. Firefighters
show up, They get the fire out, and then she
calls all her family says.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Hey, don't worry about us. We're okay, texts aunts, uncles,
everyone's fine.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
And the firefighter says, she acted like an adult and
she acted perfectly well.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
So it sucks it lightning at the house and that sucks.
They caught on fire. But that mom just totally I
gave up on life. She'd be shuved out the door.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
But she probably didn't have a phone, so Mandy took
care of everything.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
He probably takes phone from your eleven year old and
be like, hey, you guys are good. I'll handle this.
I think it's great. The eleven year old a plus.
But then she's also like reaching out to the family. Yeah,
had to beat the adult. Yeah she was the adult. Yeah,
she's calling like checking out with like anybody the yard. Guy.
Hey guy, don't worry about coming tomorrow. We don't have
an house. She's calling. Yeah, it's pretty amazing. That is
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an awesome story that she was able to do that man,
lightning hit in your house. You have no control of that, idea,
No you don't. That sucks, all right, that's what it's
all about. Good story. That was telling me something good.
We're gonna go around the room and you get a
little time to cry. Okay, I'm gonna go first.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
This was inspired by my wife going, hey, I like
some ice cream, and I was like, yeah, me too,
So we order ice cream on Uber eats. But I
can't eat ice cream unless it's dairy free because now
in my life, I cannot drink milk, rab any dairy whatsoever,
or it crushes me.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
It has always crushed me. But now when I have
it again after I haven't had it a while, it's
death by stomach pain and so dry. For Ashkham sucks
everything dairy, it sucks way protein had no idea.
Speaker 6 (26:02):
Dairy yeah, way it comes from a cow.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
No idea. Way I'm having But did you know that
she did that? And it's a lot insulting, but you
did that. There's no way you knew why it was trying.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
To be insulting. I just thought, I just yeah, okay,
you don't know until you know.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
I love a life anything with cream in it, any soup.
I want to have, lobster bisk. I love lobster bisk
can't got cream in it. It does dairy, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Dairy, dairy, dairy all the time. It sucks. So where where.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
My life is one percent harder now because tacos.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
That's dairy, No the way I like them. I don't
even like tacos without cheese. It's not a taco without cheese.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
Right, it's a taco as long as you have the tacos.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
That's the way he like. Nope, and if he aren't
faias without cheese?
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Have you tried the vegan cheese?
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Oh, you can't do keso and I'll eat cereals still.
But I use milk, m alk, You mean milk and
listen to me, malk. What is that? M alk? It's
like almond milk. But even then, where do you get
mulk at the Star?
Speaker 6 (27:14):
No, they haven't. I get it in public. Listen, Bobby,
have you tried cashew Kso.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
I've tried the fake?
Speaker 6 (27:24):
Oh, guys, I could make you some CASHU caso and
you where.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
All right? You're baby?
Speaker 6 (27:31):
So, guys, remember when I had a call that leak
detection company and I paid them a bunch of money
and they found the link in like two seconds when
nobody else can find it.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Because your water bill was thousands of dollars.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
Oh yeah, my water bill was crazy high, and I'd
had the water company come out multiple times. Other people
couldn't find it. I call the leak detection company, which
you have to pay them a pretty penny to come out,
and they found it like that, Well, I have another
leak and I have to call them again. This is
a totally different situation, but I do see a puddle
of water that forms in my.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Garage or pipes. What's u when they build your house.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
This is a different house, okay, but.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Then what are you doing to the pipes? You guys
get used to.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
So in my garage there's this pole, and when it
rains at the bottom of the wooden pole, which is
a support beam, there's always a puddle of water and
the wood is rotting on the pole. And so I'm like, great,
is there going to be molds? Like what's happening? And
I've called roof people. Nobody can figure out where the
leak is coming from. So they're like, looks like you're
gonna have to call a leak detection company. And I'm like, oh,
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I'm gonna have to pay them an arm and a
leg and they're gonna tell me where this leak is
coming from in two seconds. Because nobody asks the figure
it out.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
It's like cheers, Amy, Yeah, So I'm.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
Going to call them again. Well, I already have I
have an appointment, so I'll let y'all know how it goes.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Please do.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Oh my life is tough because I have to drive
around a car with a bumper that keeps flapping in
the wind. I've gone through so much great tape. I
have to change it at least once a week to
keep them bumper on.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
I thought you meant like red tape to get the
insurance to pay under your car. Literal gray tape, got it?
Got it?
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Yeah, like duct tape a little bit like really duct tape,
literally duct tape tape.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Yeah, yeah, go anyway, go ahead, what you guys, don't
call it great tape? Duct tape? I thought it was
some version of bureaucracy. No.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Literally, I've been going to Walgreens and getting a new
roll like every week because I'm gonna tell you what.
That sun it kind of wears it off and it
just comes off. You gotta retape it, and you look
like an idiot driving around a car with duct tape
all over it.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
But that's the only way to keep the bumper on, guys,
or get it fixed.
Speaker 10 (29:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
I've been getting estimates on that, and it's like thousand
dollars a thousand dollars a thousand.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Yeah, because it has all those sensors in it, I
guess yeah, you high tech bumpers.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
I have no idea, never experienced this.
Speaker 6 (29:49):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
And so I'm like, you're all mad at the sensors
that they save us all the time from hitting things.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Oh bad review cameras crazy. I don't want to pay that.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Keeps us from backing. They're like ten things. That sucks. Yeah,
what are you gonna do? Because eventually you have to
fix it.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Eventually I'm gonna fix it. I'm just keep going to
other places. Maybe I'll get a cheaper spot in cheaper spot.
And really it's all been about the same price.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yeah, it's probably gonna be it. And you don't want
to put it on your insurance, no, because the deductibles
more than what that is. That's a lot for the
guy that hit me and drove off. I really appreciate that.
So that's my that sucks, Eddie.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
Yeah, so late last year they started this area in town,
like ten minutes from my house.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Had a little sign that said Waterburger coming soon. I
got so excited. I remember that day.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
It's amazing so I drive by once a week and
I say, I'm telling you the last two weeks it's ready.
There are cars out there, it looks like people are
in there. And every time I stop by, doors locked.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
No we're not open. Going to the door, oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Because it really looks like people are in there eating,
but I guess they work there. Hard hats no, no
heart hats, no hard hats. And I keep knocking the door.
No we don't open yet, Like when do you guys open?
I think a couple of weeks. No one has the answer,
and I don't know when my favorite score A restaurant
is going to open.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
And I'm so frustrated about it. Why not just drive
through the drive through and then if they don't open it,
it's not open. I did that. They don't answer the
drive thing. You would be better though than going to
the front door. If they don't answer, you don't have
to get out of your car.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
I even tried calling them and they said, you know what,
we don't know we're gonna open.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
I'd say, next couple weeks, check it out. Then I
would call them every time. Why would you even get
out of the car because I want alright, let's rank them.
Mine's the worst. Yours is pretty bad. No, Amy is
is the worst.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
Yeah, because I have to spend Mine's the worst.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
I'm gonna tell you why, you guys just sucks you
have to spend money. Mine's my whole life.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
Yeah, Yours is an everyday thing. This is a one
time in.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Guys'll like eventually get it fixed. Yeah. And I didn't
realize it was dairy and all that stuff. And yours
is the lambist. What do you mean? Yeah? Do you
keep walking up to the door, Just tell me when
it's gonna open. You're wasting your time before you go.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I called this the most interesting segment in the world.
This is also interesting. Number one is you know you
can call five one one and you get free roadside assistance.
What now, Okay, So if.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
You're stranded on the freeway and I want to play this,
this guy on TikTok so it's got to be true.
His name's Oliver.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Says there's a new Freeway Assists program where you call
five one one for help on the freeway.
Speaker 11 (32:18):
It says here that, in an effort to decrease traffic
congestion and non emergency calls to nine one one while
increasing motorist safety. Five one one now offers a new option,
freeway assist, free of charge. Like a flat tire, stalled car,
or if you run out of the gas. You can
(32:40):
simply dial five to one one on their cell phones.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
And I looked it up. It's five to one one.
Even real because sometimes on TikTok they mess with you
a loge of times. Yeah, and in a lot of areas,
five one one you just call and they come out.
It's their time and a little bit of money.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
But they want to make sure that you don't call
up the road and affect everybody else's time and money.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
So five one one roadside assistance, freeway assist, you'll be
connected with an operator. Flat tires, stalls, running out of gas,
all that five one one. This is a game changer,
the most interesting segment in the world. That's number one.
Number two.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
The best song to boost focus according to a neuroscientist,
And so I want to play some of this. Apparently
classical calming and lyric free melodies boost concentration, especially if
you make a habit of listening to the same track
every time you need to get in the zone.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
It's a bit of conditioning.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
As well, and so your ideal focus playlist can depend
on a lot of things. That this is the number
one song according to science. I think we all know it.
We all loved it. We played it over and over
as kids. It is Box Goldberg variations.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Here you go and nothing like a Sunday morning.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Listen to Casey case and cut down the hits and
play box Goldberg variations.
Speaker 7 (34:07):
This is a jam. Amy should listen to this every morning.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
I'm's fitting me to sleep.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
We should beat it through her ears if you're doing
the show and just turn it down when we talk
to her. Would you like that? Sure?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
So that is the number one song according to this
neuroscientist to listen to get you in the zone, not
to eat you pumped up or to bring you down,
but for focus, for focus Box Goldberg variations from Parade.
And then this one for Amy is super interesting as
we do the most interesting segment in the world.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Amy, You're up.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
So this is a kitchen hack from Michigan State University.
I saw that They said if you need to clean
your kitchen, sponge instead of just throwing it out. Because
sometimes if I'm like, oh, I sponge, I'm just going
to get rid of it. You can soak it in water.
Make sure the sponge doesn't have any metal it, like
a handle or anything like that, and put it soaking
what on a plate in the microwave and then microwave
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it on high for a minute, and then let it
sit in the microwave for several minutes to cool down.
And then whileah'll catch on fire kills the bacteria on
your sponge as long as there's no metal. That's why
you want to check for metal.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
But or a plastic handle, like you said, yay, anything
not spongy. But I thought maybe even the sponge wild
catch fire. No, I got so hot. That is Hey,
that is interesting. This is interesting.
Speaker 6 (35:27):
You're looking to disinfect your sponges without having to put
them in the dishwasher or something like that.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
This is how I disinfect a sponge two ways. Number One,
it's got a bunch of stuff on it. If I
just like scrub a couple of dishes or whatever, because
sometimes my wife says, if you're gonna put in the dishwasher,
make sure there's not stuff, all this stuff attached to it.
If it's like old and so scrub it and there's
stuff on it and how I clean it. It's just
by running hot water overing it and squeezing it, yeah,
with soap, and then it's clean. And that's what I do.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
I mean that fun.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
The other one is that throwing the dishwasher.
Speaker 6 (35:56):
I think that that's okay. They said if you have
metal or plastic, you can't put a microwave. Dishwashers the
next best thing. But then I'm like, oh, all that
stuff from the sponge, I just feel like it's it's
just full of bacteria. But if you kill it all
in the microwave.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
But if you put it in the dishwasher, that's fine too,
because everything else in the dishwashers grows full of bacteria,
not as I.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
Don't think a plate has as much perio is a sponge. Sponge.
They're just breeding grounds for bacteria to just keep growing
and growing growing. I hate sponges. In fact, I probably
won't even.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Use now start, Yeah, what a sponge ever do to you? Here?
I'm gonna draw a body, show me where this sponge
touched here.
Speaker 6 (36:35):
I don't know. I don't know what my thing is
the sponges, But I'm the kind that y'all'll throw it away.
But maybe I'll try this microwave hack.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
All right. Then, that was the most interesting segment in
the world.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
What we wanted to determine here is if she should
get a refund because the psychic didn't live up to
the expectations that she had.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
She spent fifty thousand dollars. Oh, so she wants a refund.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
The psychic promised that she could help her start dating
a man from her gym, a specific man. The woman
went into the psychic and paid her all this money today,
one specific man at the gym.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
That sounds psychotic. It sounds probably.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I won't say dumb, I would say it sounds a
bit naive or vulnerable. If you go to a psychic
and go, I'm gonna give you a bunch of money,
please help me date a man in general, But to
go after one man that's psychotic. That's the kind of
person who stalks you. And if I can't have you,
nobody can. So I do want to play you a
clip because you're gonna hear her. Her name's Joe Ann.
And then you're also gonna hear a guy named Ray
(37:41):
and the clip who went to the psychic as well,
who paid twelve thousand dollars, and his was for something
totally different. It was about a girl, but they had more.
They had problems and then just listen.
Speaker 10 (37:54):
Joe Ann Whalen went to a psychic who promised her
she could make a man at the gym fall in
love with her. It started with five hundred dollars, but
eventually she handed over more than fifty thousand.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
The love connection never did happen. I said to her,
why isn't anything happening for me? All of doing is
paying you money.
Speaker 10 (38:11):
When we did the story, the psychic said she would
give Whale and her money back, but she didn't. We
also heard from a man named Ray, who asked us
not to identify him. He went to a psychic to
find out if a woman he met would be a
good match. Psychic said he could make the woman fall
madly in love with him. Ray married the woman, but
they immediately had problems. The psychic said he could repair
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the relationship for more money. Ray gave three psychics seventy
five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Brought where did all this money coming from? First of all, Secondly,
this woman had a niche The psychic specifically like, I
can get people to fall in love with you. Should
you marry them?
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Like, I wonder what her sign says outside it has
to be psychic with a heart or something, because we'll
find love for you, not just.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
The crystal ball.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
I don't think so. Sounds like she really specializes. You know,
the doctors are specialists.
Speaker 6 (39:02):
Yeah, Like is she like a matchmaker?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Sounds like she specializes in love making people fall in
love with you. But yeah, they spent all this money.
I feel bad for them, vulnerable, bit naive. Sounds like
they should get together, right and that girl.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Smart and Joanne?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
I don't know what they look like or how old
they are matter. Should the woman get a refund?
Speaker 6 (39:24):
Uh No? But I do think that the psychic is
a scammer. I mean maybe she should pay it back.
But I mean you you know what.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
I feel like the terms of service when you walk
in a psychic's house or you're an idiot, anything that
happens is right.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
Is there a sign that says that there should be
Like in terms of service, if you walk through this door,
anything that happens to you, that's on you because you're
kind of a dumb dumb.
Speaker 6 (39:48):
Yeah, I mean, the psychic is not a good person,
Like if that's what they're doing to people. But I
don't know that. How do we do we have proof?
How vulnerable she was, That's what I need to know.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
I think we have the proof of the fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (40:02):
I wonder why the psychic said that she would return
the money but then didn't.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Well, she probably looked in the future and saw that
if she returned it, she wouldn't get it back again.
Oh yeah, yeah, I feel too that this woman going
to the psychic and she wants one guy, this one
specific guy. If I were this guy and I heard
this story in the news and I realized it was her,
I'd be like this is me.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Oh my god, I would change gems run.
Speaker 6 (40:26):
But what if you're attracted to her, Are you suddenly
like this isn't psycho?
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Wow? I kind of like, No, you'd probably just want
to hook up because she's crazy, but then you wouldn't
want to marry. Oh, I'd be scared to hook up because.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Now you want to hook up once, but then not
of your house, And then but you don't want to
do it because you know crazy crazy crazy does crazy stuff.
But then second, we don't want to marry that it's
not the crazy hot matrix.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
It's like crazy. If you're crazy outside, you're probably crazy inside.
Speaker 6 (40:51):
Do I mean? Well, I thought that that the matrix
was Yeah, Shanehid.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
I tell you right now, she's going to a psychicspend
fifty thousand dollars, Shane Hid. She sounds normal, Shane Hid.
Play her voice back, I said to her wife, and
anything happening for me, all I'm doing is pain. You
can't really tell about the voice for about the fifty thousand.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
She ain't hot. Anybody going to a psychic depending one
guy down.
Speaker 6 (41:08):
I mean, I'm looking at her. She's older, but she's attractive.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Oh, come on, Amy, I'm coming over there. She's I
don't know, I'm just off what I hear.
Speaker 6 (41:19):
It's old her, she's hot, she's.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Okay, I'm looking at her. Okay, okay, I have her up.
She's she's normal.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
I'm surprised she looks so normal to fifty thousand bucks
at a psychic to get one.
Speaker 6 (41:31):
Dude, and she even she sounds normal and looks I'm
surprised she looks normal.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (41:36):
See she's not hot.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
No, yaller not hot.
Speaker 6 (41:41):
She is normal.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
I don't even say that. I don't want to see that.
Speaker 6 (41:44):
I said, she's attractive and she's older.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
I want to see the guy his name, I don't know.
You don't know that guy.
Speaker 6 (41:50):
Yeah, but we have pictures of her. Why do we
not have pictures of him?
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Because he's not in the news. Yeah, and she did
did He may not even know. All that we know
is the guy with the ray. I'm not convinced that
this other ray is not our ray. It works here
on the show because usually he's piping up about something. Yeah,
he she wants a refund.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Listen to this after paying fifty thousand dollars to a
psychic for a love spell, and then there are cards
and candles on the outsides.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Of the cards. This is crazy.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
She looks so normal And if this is her house
that she's in when they're doing this interview, she has
like a normal nice house.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
You got some cash. Look at the stereo behind her,
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 9 (42:34):
Place.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Yeah, guys, she has a golden doodle.
Speaker 5 (42:37):
That dog ain't cheap, like.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Like we're now scouting her, scouting around to rob it.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Okay, this is kind of a dumb story, but guys
don't spend money like that on psychics. And I no
offense to your cousin Nam who's a psychic.
Speaker 6 (42:53):
But I don't. She doesn't do that for people. She's
not saying like, oh, if you want to find this
one specific guy at the gym and get into like you.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Yeah, just not lumping her in right with the love psychic. Right,
it's time for the good news.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Like Bobby, A mom and her son are celebrating by
walking across the stage to accept their master's degrees together
from Texas Christian University. The school announced its first ever
graduate only ceremony and two people in it were Kyle
Fields and Brandy Fields. The mom the wind and got
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her degree. That's cool, that's awesome, and they got to
do it together.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Meeting. Not only does she decide to go back to
school and fulfill whatever it is that she was pursuing,
but they happened to graduate at the same time. No,
that's pretty cool. Yeah, congratulations to them. Here's the mom
talking about graduating college together.
Speaker 12 (43:48):
All the stars aligned perfectly for us and our family,
you know, graduate degrees, mother's son. It was pretty fun
for him to say, Hey, I got his matching shoes
for us to wear too our situation ceremony, and I
was like, Wow, I'm not too old, Worthies, but okay,
if you think I can rock it, we'll try it.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
That's pretty cool. That's from UPI. That is what it's
all about. That was telling me something good. I must say.
We've been pretty terrible at the morning Corny the last
couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Yeah, pretty bad boys. We got to step it up.
Investigative Corny. We have ninety seconds to get as many
ride as we possibly can. Amy Ready, yep, we will
try not to let you down. Team Ready, Ready, here
we go.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
The morning Corny.
Speaker 6 (44:33):
What do you call a dog in the winter?
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Cold dog? Bur freezing dogs, snow pop snow, snow.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Snowy, Crispy Kringle, snow arc dear the winter cold?
Speaker 3 (44:52):
He call him his name? That been good by his name,
ice cream dog cream, frozen, pops sickle, popsicle, snow. That's good,
popsicle present. It's not popsicle.
Speaker 6 (45:04):
It's not popsicle.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Chris Kringle, Santa Bar, Santa Pause. Oh that's good to
come Christmas time. Okay, you said winter. Do you think
the snow is winter? Again?
Speaker 6 (45:19):
What do you call a dog in the winter cold?
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Hot dog? Cold dog? Hot dog? Already I cold. I
said that cold dog would be great to called called
crazy dog, chilli dog.
Speaker 6 (45:32):
Chili dog. What do you call a pig with the sniffles?
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Ointment oint se cold oink, sniffles? Got a cold? Bacon,
running nose, running pig running?
Speaker 4 (45:47):
Oh, the running nose run pigskin like a running snotty?
Speaker 3 (45:54):
Ask it again, snore?
Speaker 6 (45:55):
What do you call a pig with the sniffles?
Speaker 3 (45:59):
Snotty? Swine? Bacon and breezy brain? What elneze? Chance? That's
pretty good ham and cheese. Yeah, but we wouldn't got
sniffles doesn't mean sneeze. No, No, I'm not fighting that one.
That was pretty good. Maybe also like the Hamburgers. Oh,
(46:21):
Hamburgers is good. The Hammer's niece is good. Yeah, you
always saw guys hey, just facing people on our retirement tour.
Now we got good. We are a struggle bus. It's
a big announcement here from someone on the show. And
I won't say that they've been lying about it because
I never asked them, So I guess.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Omission could be a form of dishonesty, but I don't
even feel that's the case.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
But they have been.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
A bit misleading and they have kept it from us,
But on this show, I get it. You don't want
to say stuff until it's like it's in and I
guess it's not me.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
I take me out of it. Oh, I'm guessing Morgan.
They broke up some better boyfriend rude already Morgan opening
grand clothes. Yeah, one week or no, it's not me. Okay,
it's not more Okay, good not Morgan. I'm happy. Yeah,
let me live. We do. We don't know why they
(47:20):
say that the right. No, I don't just history. Okay,
might doesn't matter, Okay, anybody else? We already know. Amy
has a dude.
Speaker 5 (47:28):
Yeah they're happy, They're not happy?
Speaker 3 (47:34):
Or is he just a I They have been going
to therapy. Someone wants.
Speaker 6 (47:39):
Guess the person, but I need to book another.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Then it's Amy guess the person without guessing what it is.
Speaker 3 (47:45):
If you get the person right, you went, Eddie. Who
is it? Amy? Okay, Morgan, Abby, Abby, I think it is.
I'm asking her because she guessed Abby.
Speaker 6 (47:54):
Oh who do I think it is?
Speaker 7 (48:00):
Be meet?
Speaker 3 (48:06):
Hold on drum please rage drum roll. So for everybody
that's new the show, Abby is. He produces many segments.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
She also answers the phones you keep groaning on every
single thing, and you've been wrong every time, so I
can't go to every groan because your batting average is low, Abby,
Is this about your boyfriend?
Speaker 6 (48:24):
It is?
Speaker 3 (48:25):
Yes, Anybody say what what's happened? They're not even real?
Like he's not real the whole time, financial falling in dynamite,
he's a different school. What is it, Abby?
Speaker 6 (48:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (48:37):
You be with your boyfriend for how long?
Speaker 6 (48:40):
Almost a year and a half. Gosh, that's so long.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
And and I think this is a two parter if
I'm being honest.
Speaker 6 (48:47):
What is it a two What does that mean? Two parter?
Speaker 2 (48:51):
It's it's two revelations may lunchbox thinks engaged and pregnant.
Speaker 3 (48:58):
It's not. You have to stop making noise. You've been
like eight times in a row.
Speaker 6 (49:02):
I know he's freaking out, like hitting his ringing eight.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
Times, and he keeps getting louder and louder every guests.
Okay that Abby, it's a double though, right? Yeah? I
would say, Okay, what do you think is the first
layer of the double?
Speaker 6 (49:19):
Are you're asking me? We're going to say it?
Speaker 3 (49:23):
Why? Yeah? I asked a question, what's the first layer
of the two things that maybe he didn't share.
Speaker 6 (49:29):
Oh, well that we now live together.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
I would say that was the second layer.
Speaker 6 (49:32):
But that's the second one. Yeah, he has kills kids.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
I knew that. Yeah, but that was that wasn't like
a thing. Did you know that? That has not been
out in the public. Man, I've never seen those kids.
I have seen them either. So Abby was now a mom.
Speaker 6 (49:53):
They're not married, so you have to hold.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
On, take a breath. We didn't even say happy Mother's
So he has kids?
Speaker 6 (50:03):
Yeah he does?
Speaker 3 (50:03):
How many?
Speaker 6 (50:04):
He has two?
Speaker 3 (50:05):
Okay? And then you just said the second part and
now you're living together?
Speaker 6 (50:09):
We are living together?
Speaker 3 (50:10):
Yeah, so it's you him and the kids.
Speaker 9 (50:12):
Uh huh oh it's a split custody got it and
the mom has them half the time.
Speaker 3 (50:18):
So I don't know to tell us what's up? Okay,
because you forever? How do I say this nicely? Oh,
Man didn't have boyfriend? Well that's true. Yeah, yeah, I
would say I was on the Pearl. Now I don't
even say that.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Well, I would say of everyone on the show, certain
people had the least hope. Not me, because I think
you're awesome and wonderful, but certain people are like, it's
never gonna happen, Prabby.
Speaker 9 (50:42):
Right, Yeah, that is true. I would say my life
has done a one eighty yes since then. So I
don't know when you guys decide to move in together.
Speaker 6 (50:49):
So we actually moved in three months ago.
Speaker 9 (50:52):
It was when I did, but I didn't want to
say anything because I was scared it wouldn't work and
then I'd have to come here and be like, oh,
never mind. So, I mean, he's been wanting me to
for a while, but I was kind of hesitant.
Speaker 3 (51:03):
Ye, pretty kid.
Speaker 6 (51:04):
Care he's wanting you to what wait, she clarify, wanting
you to what to move in with him, Like he
wants to see.
Speaker 9 (51:11):
How we're going to work out, like me with the
kids and everything.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
How do you feel about that?
Speaker 6 (51:16):
I mean, I love it.
Speaker 9 (51:16):
It's just it's a big change for me because I've
lived alone. I've never lived with a guy for one thing,
and then with kids. So I was in like a
three bedroom town home house by myself. And now I'm
just saying, like I had space and you know, I
could sleep in on weekends and now it's a lot different.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
But oh yeah, and you don't say exactly, but are
they young young? Are they medy young? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (51:42):
They are like three and a half and five and
a half.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
Yeah, that's okay. I don't know how much information that
he wants out there.
Speaker 6 (51:52):
I have a question, So in living together, I guess
is this something like I guess it's the arrangements with
him and the his ex, Like was that a thing?
Is it okay? Like did y'all have to run it
by her? Or I don't know how they have it arranged,
but I know, like with me and my husband, like
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we can't cohabitate like with the kids, unless like next
steps are taken or the other person gives permission. Like
in our legal documents, it's like no cohabitation unless you're
getting remarried, unless you're married.
Speaker 9 (52:27):
Yeah, she wanted to meet me first and then do that. Yeah,
it was a whole meeting. It was a awkward. It
was kind of like an interview, but it was fine.
I made it whoa And then after that, I mean
he was kind of like, she's moving in.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
Are you happier?
Speaker 6 (52:42):
I am?
Speaker 3 (52:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (52:43):
I mean I feel like a year and a half ago,
I was single and lonely a lot.
Speaker 6 (52:47):
It was kind of sad.
Speaker 9 (52:49):
Well, yeah, you were in a three bedroom down now
as well with two cars, two cars, Yeah, that can
create Yeah, I know, And I was like, no, no, no,
I just have so much love to give and now
I feel like there's like a lot of love.
Speaker 6 (53:03):
Now it's instead of one to three people.
Speaker 3 (53:05):
That's awesome. Happy.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
Well, if you're happy, I'm happy because you deserve happiness
because you're awesome.
Speaker 6 (53:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (53:10):
And so does that mean are you guys talking about marriage? Yeah,
we've talked about it because if.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
You're moving in, you have to kind of talk about it, right,
because I don't move in if I'm if I'm the girl,
I ain't moving in unless we're at least talking about
it a.
Speaker 6 (53:21):
Little bit, especially if there's kids, especially if there's kids.
Speaker 9 (53:23):
Yeah, right, it's like the you know, if everything aligns,
we're kind of at a point, like you know, alignment
and logistics and all that.
Speaker 3 (53:33):
Does he know your finger size?
Speaker 9 (53:35):
I think so, yeahthing's happening or anything.
Speaker 6 (53:39):
No, Actually I don't think he does. He wouldn't be
able to say.
Speaker 3 (53:41):
Probably if you ever wake up and he's got like
a string around it.
Speaker 9 (53:44):
Yeah, things are good.
Speaker 6 (53:47):
I just wanted to finally say that.
Speaker 3 (53:49):
What do the kids call you?
Speaker 6 (53:51):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (53:51):
They just call me like I mean Abby, no, they
don't know. They don't, Abby, And then like dad's girlfriend
is basically I mean there's there's three five girlfriend's weird.
Weird when they refer to me like to someone else,
So that's dad's girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (54:09):
But Abby, you know to me, well.
Speaker 2 (54:11):
I am rooting for you. I think you did a
great job by holding it.
Speaker 6 (54:16):
Thank you. Do they ask questions like are you going
to be our mom? I guess they have a mom,
so that's weird. Yeah they have a mom. They don't.
Speaker 9 (54:24):
But sometimes they go to like birthday parties of their friends,
and friends come up and they're.
Speaker 6 (54:28):
Like, are you the sister or the mom? And I'm like, well,
neither kind of complicated. Oh wow the.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
Yeah, you go to school events too, I know.
Speaker 9 (54:40):
But like when they're trampoline parks, that's fun. I go
jump with them.
Speaker 3 (54:43):
Do you drive? Do you like do errands with just
the kids?
Speaker 6 (54:46):
No, I really don't.
Speaker 9 (54:47):
I think that's I think she the mom, is a
little more, you know, kind of scared of that.
Speaker 3 (54:53):
But he does that all right. Well, I think it's great.
It's awesome. It's a big responsibilit but it is a
lot of responsibilities are awesome.
Speaker 6 (55:03):
She has a lot of love to give. I felt
like that part is really sweet and now she gets
to give.
Speaker 3 (55:06):
It because she was lonely for a long time, very lonely.
Speaker 6 (55:09):
I was.
Speaker 3 (55:12):
Have you guys had any big fights yet living together?
Speaker 6 (55:14):
Not really?
Speaker 4 (55:15):
No?
Speaker 6 (55:16):
Huh, which is weird? That is weird.
Speaker 3 (55:20):
Ain't my kids? Right? That's that's number one, number one?
As nobody you started putting, that'd be the first thing
our to years, but I should Oh my.
Speaker 6 (55:29):
Gosh, no, that would not go well.
Speaker 3 (55:31):
Yeah, is supposed to go well? Do you guys don't
fight like that? Like he just win at all costs.
Speaker 6 (55:35):
I tried to fight clean.
Speaker 3 (55:36):
Oh, I try to win it all costs.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
Yeah, no, yeah, it's it's much like how I played
pickleball or compete anything went it all costs?
Speaker 3 (55:42):
Okay, Yeah, well Abby, we're happy for you. Thank you,
thank you for sharing that happy mother's day. Abby.
Speaker 9 (55:47):
Oh my gosh, guys, did he do anything like give
you like a happy fake a mother's day or like
did they nothing?
Speaker 6 (55:56):
No, they were with them.
Speaker 3 (55:59):
That makes we're rooting for you.
Speaker 13 (56:03):
Thinks, wake up, wake up in the mall.
Speaker 3 (56:10):
And you turning radio and the dogs he's turn.
Speaker 1 (56:16):
Here ready and then unchbox mor game too Steve red
at it, trying to put you through foc He's riding
his wigs.
Speaker 3 (56:23):
Next bit, the Bobby's on the miox So you know
what this.
Speaker 10 (56:30):
Me the Bobby Ball.
Speaker 3 (56:34):
Lobby bone show. Sorry up today.
Speaker 4 (56:38):
This story comes us from Palm Coast, Florida. Police got
a call about two am about a naked man trying
to break into a woman's house. She said he's trying
to break down the door, saying I locked him out
of the house. Police a ride found the guy in
his birthday suit. Turns out he lived next door our
wronghouse and he went outside, got locked out and got
(56:59):
all disoriented because he was under the influence and was
trying to get in the wrong house.
Speaker 3 (57:04):
Do you know why they call it your birthdaysuit?
Speaker 6 (57:05):
Amy, Well, because when you're born, you're naked.
Speaker 3 (57:08):
That's it?
Speaker 7 (57:08):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (57:09):
Is that it? It is? It is a way of saying, one,
you have no clothes, but it's the suit you wore
on your first birthday, which is well no suit at all.
Yeah unless your baby that comes out in a full
suitent tie, then shout out. I don't know how that happened,
but yeah, that's where birthdaysuit originates.
Speaker 4 (57:24):
There you go all right, Lunchbox, I'm Lunchbox as your
bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 3 (57:29):
Here's a voicemail from Vincent in Austin, Texas.
Speaker 13 (57:32):
I think maybe Mike D needs to get punished. He
kind of foiled the movie Thunderbolts by saying who the
villain was? I was ridden the overview. They hadn't mentioned
the villain and vow or Julia Luis Dreyfus hasn't been
known to be the villain in any of the movies
that she's been in. He also did this again with
Multiverse of Madness, the Doctor Strange movie, and.
Speaker 3 (57:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (57:56):
I feel like maybe if he is punished, he should
probably buy me a ticket to go see the movie.
After all, it is my birthday.
Speaker 3 (58:01):
This guy worked hard to get a birthday shout out
for himself. I respect it, But Mike D, did you
spoil those movies?
Speaker 14 (58:06):
I think he's just messing with me.
Speaker 3 (58:07):
All that stuff's in the trailer it is. Yeah, I
believe him because I haven't seen those movies, but he
did work hard to get it all the way back
around to his birthday. So Vincent, happy birthday.
Speaker 14 (58:16):
Yeah, have a birthday, saying the villain of a movie
would be a like they talk about being a villain
like in interviews.
Speaker 3 (58:23):
Yeah, because I haven't seen them. And also your movie
Mike spoil from movie Mike's movie podcast when he spoils things,
he does whole episodes going this is the spoiler verse. Yeah,
I'll believe you on this one. Now, if you happen
to be Amy would automatically punish you without any sort
with no trial. I will say. There's a thing that
was Marvel Movies.
Speaker 14 (58:41):
Whenever they put out a new movie, essentially they're spoiling
the one that came before it because they're like, this
is what happened in this one, this is where this
one's beginning. So it's kind of spoiling it whenever the
new one comes out.
Speaker 3 (58:50):
Are you just making an excuse now?
Speaker 14 (58:51):
No, I'm saying, okay, just making sure like the one
that you trial, you don't need it, you're good. The
one that Amy spoiled isn't you can't spoil.
Speaker 3 (58:58):
It, which won all of them. Yeah, movie that was terrible,
but the next one you knew what happened. Yeah, but
she spoiled it three years before the next one came out. Yeah, yeah,
not one of her Finer Moments. We'll see You Tomorrow
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Executive producer, Ray Mundo, Head of Production.
Speaker 2 (59:28):
I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank
you for listening to the podcast.
Transmitting this Welcome to Thursday Show Morning Studio.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I want to talk about money for a second, and
I want to talk about people judging other people for
money decisions, where I thought Eddie was pretty vulnerable and
he said that he doesn't know anything about how much
money that his family has and makes you know what
you make, but.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Your wife does all financials everything.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Lunchbox thinks that is the weirdest, most feminine thing he's
ever heard.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Why, dude, because you're the man like you are the
one that goes to work and brings home the money
and you don't even know how much you have in
there or where it goes.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
You let the woman of the house, who.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Smart, Yeah, okay, great, she can be smarter more than
me and numbers her control the money.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
That is the most bizarre thing I've ever heard. When
you said it, I wash my mouth almost hit the
floor that you said, I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Know how much money we have. I'll let her handle everything.
That is crazy. Who wait, wait, wait, I got I
mean nobody jumped in. You were still talking. There was
no need to make us.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Ahead, Like how do you look at yourself in the
mirror and say, man, I'm a man when you have
no idea how to control your money. You don't know
what to do with your money, you don't know where
it goes.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
How do you like live with yourself?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Okay, I don't think that makes me a man. I
know and where my money, who's spending my money? Ms weird,
but go ahead, So that's not it. I think my
wife is way smarter than I am when it comes
to numbers. I have dyscalcula, which is a terrible disease
that I've been living with my whole terrible disease d
It's not a disorder what it is, and I've been
living with this my whole life. And thankfully my wife
(01:51):
takes this burden on and does all our finances, and
she's good at it and I trust her with it.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
And it has nothing to do with me being a
man or not.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Lunch question Before you got married to your wife, right,
what did you have to do for you in order.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
To marry your wife by a ring? No, you had
to go to your father in law and say, what
is he leading the witness here? Because that's he's asking
you a question about you. She use to answer to
play the fifth by playing the fifth flicks offully guilty.
I mean, I know what the answer is.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
I told my father in law that she has debt,
and before we get he has debt.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
The woman that was in so much debt, she was
also a kids old. There my money, honey, I don't care.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I don't need to see it. That is crazy. And
who brings home the bacon?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You were her? I'm not answering that. Who brings home
the chedda? I would say, I bring home the majority
of the cheddar? And you let her control all the cheedda.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Yeah, that is a great why Like, how is that?
What's your situation?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
What do you do? And she has hers? I wouldn't
let her get her paws on my money. Oh my gosh,
she did get her palls on my money.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Guess who would control it?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Me?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Like when you were growing up? Who controlled the money?
My dad? Like shocking? Your dad? Shocking? I mean, and you,
Oh my gosh, dude, is just the way it's been. Man,
I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
A sad sight, dude, you And I mean, I make money,
Bobby for a lot of feminine things.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
You take the cake, No, you have the cake? Now
that's awesome. I'm a bunch of box suck. What's the
flavor of the cakes? The flavor of the cake? I
don't know. Whatever the woman was, she makes the decisions.
Ask your wife? All right, hey, so what's more feminine
the fact that my wife drives a lot of times?
All right, passenger, Oh my gosh, that's bad too. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
The worst money is the leader in the clubhouse, like
that is where the top of the ladder is money.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I do carry a bag of herse money's worse. Okay, okay,
anything you know your account password? Could you log it?
I have to look at it. I have to look
it up. Guys, I don't have it on the top
of my head. No, no, I mean, Amy, what are
your thoughts here?
Speaker 6 (04:03):
I mean I think that Lunchbox is ridiculous saying his
why can't get her palls on his money? Like, I
don't know how they live so separately, but they've been
doing it fine. Does I could never live how Lunchbox
lives at all. And I think Eddie's just doing the
best that he can, Like he understands his weakness and
it's his wife's strength. So I do think Eddie, you
should take some agency and try to be involved. I
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think that that's good. Just in case anything were to
ever happen, you would know what to do because I
was in a similar situation in my marriage and I
had no idea.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Amy, if you're dude, Now, if you guys down the
road decide.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Hey, we're gonna get down on me, we're gonna get married,
and he comes in and goes, Amy, I want you
to control all the money. You'd be like, man, that
is not very attractive, that is so bad.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Like that looks bad on him.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
I don't know that that looks bad on him. I
think I would be more like, uh, if he came
to me and said, hey, I want to keep everything
separate and I don't want your pall's on my money.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
What I would say is, you do what works for
you in every relationship. You do what works for you.
And Eddie has a disorder or disorder can't He does
have discount.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
He has just calculating. He found this out a week
ago and now he's using it.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Doesn't mean it doesn't mean I didn't struggle it with it.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
My whole life is true. True.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I don't think it is what lunchbox is saying. You know,
I think you guys have a way that your relationship
works and has worked for a long time.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
You've been married for it's gonna be twenty years. Twenty years.
It's kind of weird. You know the passwords though, Yeah,
I'm in the heather Stoat somewhere. I just look them up. Yeah,
all good, do what works for you. Like my DraftKings account,
I handle all the ambling gambling accounts.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
He's good with numbers on gambling.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
You can keep her paws off my DraftKings account. Very
manly at you, buddy, Okay, okaymous there's a question to because.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Hello, Bobby Bones. I've been with my girlfriend for three years.
Most of the time things have been good. We love
each other, We've talked about getting married, but she's always
had a mean streak, and over the past year it
turned well, I would say, abusive, emotionally and sometimes physically.
It's taken me a while to admit it, but now
I can't stay in this relationship. The thing is that
she has no idea I'm thinking of leaving. She was
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just talking last week about wedding ideas. I know she's
going to be furious, and honestly, I'm more than a
little scared of how she's going to react. Part of
me thinks I should break up in a letter to
stay safe. Part of me wonders if I should disappear
and just block her. What's the right way to handle
this when my safety is a legit concern, signed ready
to run. So a lot of things to unpack here.
(06:53):
Number one is to just disappear and block her. I
do not think is the way to go unless it
is super imminent danger. Then you just disappear and then
you figure it all out. You if somebody is irrational,
and you can put a lot of these terms are
not exactly the same mentally unstable, hyper reactionary, easily triggered.
(07:15):
If you block them, a lot of those things are
gonna manifest again because they're gonna go out of their
way to make sure they'll show you. Because you can't
really rationalize with somebody that's irrational. So do not do
the disappear and blocker if you're in danger right the second,
disappear and then figure it all out after that.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Secondly, I would say, should you go and see a
professional if you still think there's a chance for this
relationship to happen? Where if you're gonna go away and
you think there's a chance that you could reconcile, and
this has happened before, you know, you don't want to
get any sort of habitual you leave and come back,
(07:56):
leave it, come back. But if you this has if
you haven't haven't had this happen yet, where you leave
and you're thinking, I would like to make it work,
you can't actually go if she will admit and be
honest with herself and with a therapist, with counselor you
can't actually go and talk about this if you want
to try to salvage it. If you don't and you're
(08:17):
just out, then if it were me and I felt
danger when they're gone, I pack up my crap and
I would leave, and then I would have any of
the conversations with separation between us, because if you feel unsafe,
you're not going to be able to communicate closely in
a safe way. I'm very sorry this is happening to you,
(08:38):
and I'm glad that you are recognizing it before something
even more tragic could happen with you or I don't
know if you have kids that type of thing, but
I think you kind of have a few different levels here.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
You have do you want to fix it. Do you
think there's a chance of being fixed? If so, you
got to go and you got to get her to go,
and you.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Guys have to go somewhere, and you can take a
lot of time and a lot of work, but I
think it can be done.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Two, if you're just gonna leave, I would leave when
she's not there. If you feel it in danger, just leave.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Like he asked, did he leave a letter?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I think you just get out of there first. I
wouldn't leave a letter.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I would leave, and then i'd probably call and have
a conversation because a letter is going to leave a
lot of things unsaid, and a letter doesn't really have
tone or nuance, or a letter is not able to
answer questions. And then thirdly, I just would I want
to block, because block's gonna make somebody it's crazy crazier.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah, it really sucks.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I would also bring somebody that you know and trust
in with you, because you need somebody here at this time,
one even physically to help you move your crap out
real quick. And you may go, well, that sucks. I
have to move out while she's not there. That's kind
of childish. It is not when it comes to your safety.
So you get your crap and you get out when
she's not there. But I would have somebody who can
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be with you emotionally and who can be there with
you physically to help you get out because you're grabbing
your crab all sudden she drives home, then you got
to run a blocker. Yeah, so uh yeah, that really sucks.
But I'm glad that you can see that this is
happening before it gets worse. And I know I kind
of gave you three levels, but I think depending on
(10:17):
what your goals and objectives are in this, I think
all three are.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Yeah. I think you could even go to AC councilor
and talk about this too, because this is something that
is going to affect you for a long time. It's
gonna affect you getting into different relationships as well when
you have an experience like this. Amy.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
Yeah, I mean, I second everything you're saying. The first
thing that came to my mind was having someone there
with you whatever you do, like if they were to
come home, or if you do want to break up
with her, like in person, but just having a support
person there.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I wouldn't break up a person, not if you're scared.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
Yeah, I was picturing more of like, I guess this
isn't like an intervention situation, but clearly she needs some
support and help too.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
She does, and she'll only get it if she wants
to get it right. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Thank you for that. Please update this.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
We're rooting for you, and thank you for emailing us,
and I hope that we were able to guide you
in a direction that is safe for you long term.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
All right, close that up. We're about to have a
court case right here at studio at my GwL.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Oh. So the Karen Reid trials happening. I'm into it.
I'm watching it. That's not what we're doing here, but
I'm very much in the court mode. Amy's bird is dead.
So Amy had a pet bird, not the cardinal that's
her mom. Those die all the time. Goodness. Yes, but
the pet bird that you bought for your daughter.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
I didn't buy it. It was a gift from her best friend.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Well save it for the case. Well no, this part's fine.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
That is an important detail.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yeah, but you didn't buy it though, correct. Yeah, So.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
The bird's dead and so it was it a homicide?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
That's the question. Was an accidental debt? That's the question.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Amy, we're gonna have you come sit up here in
the stand, and we do have the prosecution, which is Lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Who's gonna prove Amy murder the bird? Boom interesting?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
And then we have the defense which is Morgan, and
she will prove Amy had nothing to do with the
bird dying, that there's many ways the bird could have died.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
And so I'll be the jury. All right, up first,
prosecution always goes first. Please come on up the prosecution, Lunchbox. Everybody,
do they clap in for it? I don't think so
they should, though that would be awesome if you like wrestling.
We need like an entrance. Hello, yes, lunchbox, Hold on
all rise, wrong timing, We need to really stand up. Yeah,
(12:33):
all rise.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Okay, Lunchbox, you're gonna have like two minutes or so,
two to three minutes, and you're here to prove that
Amy killed her bird.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
And the bird's name was Chris Hemsworth. What was it
called that?
Speaker 6 (12:43):
That's what my daughter named it. Okay, because she's a fan.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
No play on words or anything.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
No, literally, Chris Hemsworth the actor got it. But yeah,
I guess her and her friends they think he's cute.
So her best friend gifted or the bird and they
named him Chris Hemsworth. We ordered the bird a little
arrest in Peace rock. So when we bury it, we
put the rock on it, and it says rip Christen
is Worth April twenty twenty five to May twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Dang, that's a quick life. Yeah, but was it a
life ended way too soon by murder? Find that much about.
You got two minutes and you're up.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. This is not negligent homicide.
This is pre meditated murder by miss Amy Brown. Right here,
this bird was not brought into her house by her.
She did not give permission to go out and buy
a bird. The bird was given to her family put
in her house. And she's like, I don't want this
stupid bird in my house. So if you check her
(13:40):
Google searches.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Oh, let's check shoes.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
She thinks, how can I get rid of the bird
and not make it obvious? And it says incense very
bad for birds can cause a slow death by poisoning
over time.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Now hold on, now, are you making this up?
Speaker 6 (13:56):
No?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Okay, so what so again, state what you just said?
Speaker 4 (13:59):
I said, incense and candles cause birds to die slowly
because the chemicals get in their body. They don't have lungs,
they need pure air. They have air sow airsacks, so
they need even cleaner air than most animals and humans.
So Amy knew this.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
And she said, this chemical will.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Seep down the hallway and slowly the bird will inhale
it and it won't be obvious when it is belly
up and dead, deceased. I don't want to be clean
in that cage. My daughter's not going to clean it.
So this is a annoyance that I'm gonna have to
deal with. It drives the dog crazy. The dog wants
to get the bird. The cat wants to get the bird.
(14:43):
So Amy is always stressed out, so she has to
get rid of Chris Himsworth.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
She tries to act like she's sad.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
She says, oh, it's to shear a cry on my shoulder,
to we we.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Will cry together.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
But deep down, Amy's going it's not even a cry,
it's a guttural laugh.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
You have ten seconds. Councils, how the bird died.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
It was premeditated murder, not negligent homicide.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Send her to prison.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Wow, maybe the Dutch, Maybe we kill her by incense?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Oh wow wow? Okay, So I have a couple of questions. Yes,
go ahead.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
So your claim, as the prosecution, is Amy purposefully burned
in sense and candles in her house knowing that the
bird would then basically suffocate or be poisoned by them.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Yes, it would damage the air sacks inside the bird,
causing it.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
To go belly up. And you said there was some
Google searches. Do you know that I have had reports?
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
My data experts told me they got an experts thing
of her search history.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
She didn't understand how to delete it, got it? Okay?
There he has your prosecution lunchboxed.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Okay, can I ask the witness if I lived on
your computer, is any Google searches about how to kill
a bird or how a bird dies?
Speaker 6 (15:55):
You will.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Let me answer, that's.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Okay. So my point is if you were to look
for my searches, you will see will in since kill
a bird?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
I've already seen that. No more questions. You're dismissed. Sorry, no, no,
no further answers. Prosecution. That's attorneys about to come up.
You gotta wait for cross Yeah, relax, you gotta get crossed. Okay,
we need to even hear the defense. You know what, America,
we don't lock her up, lock her up, lock her up. Okay,
(16:39):
now my team pink now now coming up to the stand.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Amy's defense attorney Morgan, are you giggling?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
No, it was just a very strong prosecution. I just
want to see how you can follow up.
Speaker 8 (16:53):
You don't want to ask defending any questions until the
very end.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Okay, So you'll have two minutes and then you get
to ask that the the defender questions first and then
do my tim.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
I need you to do your two minutes first. Same orders, Lunchbox.
I didn't give him that option.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
Oh you nugget.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Okay Morgan, you're up because you're just calling the nugget.
Miss don't interrupt her though, I'm not. Okay.
Speaker 8 (17:15):
Here we go and go, ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
Thank you judge for having us here today.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
Mister Lunchbox.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
Would need to prove that Amy had criminal intent, that
she was acting with criminal negligence, and was acting unlawfully
when this accident took place.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
Amy. Yes, she received this.
Speaker 8 (17:34):
Bird as a gift, but she's been caring for this bird.
She's posted about this bird, how much she's liked it,
enjoyed having it in the room, She's seen how much
her daughter has been happy because the bird has been
here with them.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
And Amy burns candles all the time.
Speaker 8 (17:48):
You've ever seen her Instagram page, Candles, incense, They've been
a part of her life for years before this bird
ever came into the picture.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
She's been burning them and it's been no issue.
Speaker 8 (17:57):
Why would she think all of a sudden a bird
in the picture she would have to stop doing something
that she already does all the time. This is not
new to her. She was not acting with intent to
hurt this bird. She wanted this bird to be around.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
She knew that if this.
Speaker 8 (18:09):
Bird died, Mister Chris Himsworth, her daughter would be upset
and Amy not only that, was in a great mental state,
and you would also have to prove that she was
in a bad mental state. While having this bird, Amy's
been happy, glowing, smiling lately.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
I he's going to attack right now. I like it.
Speaker 8 (18:25):
Amy has done very well to make sure this bird
has been cared for, loved and fed all the time.
This bird was a happy addition to Amy's family, and
not something that she ever had the intent to kill.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
So I would like to now ask my defendant some questions. Okay,
your time is up, so you went a little early.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Good for you, h asked the defendant.
Speaker 8 (18:45):
Two question, Amy, how has your mental state been since
you acquired.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
Mister Chris Himsworth. I would say relatively stable. Yeah, where
you're in good mental state is happy. We're i mean perimnopousal.
Speaker 9 (18:58):
It's a questionable day to day, moment to moment, but
we're doing good.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
I've never wanted to harm another life.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Got it.
Speaker 8 (19:07):
We've never seen Amy want to harm another life. And Amy,
how many times before having Chris Himsworth?
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Did you burn an incense?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (19:15):
I like to do that a lot and years like
I have sticks all over in different drawarers with matches
so that I can just light up anytime, anytime. I'm
doing it for a while. Yes.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
So therefore, our prosecutor here does not have criminal MENSRAA
or act as rays, which both mean you have no
case here.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
She is purely innocent.
Speaker 8 (19:39):
This was an accident and the bird was harmed, unfortunately,
but not with any criminal intake, not m killed.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Thank you Morgan. The figure out my closing argument, Well,
you have ten seconds, go easy, Yes, Amy, once she
did her Google searches of incense will kill the bird.
She had the perfect crime. And gentlemen, she says, hold.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
On, hold on.
Speaker 8 (20:03):
She happened after you have to object objects your honor.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
I don't know what means what, so I'm gonna let
lunchbox just keep finishing.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Yes, she realized, Oh my goodness, something I've been doing
this whole time will kill this bird. So then people
won't be able to suspect me time because.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
It's something I've always done. Thank you and Morgan your
final ten seconds.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Amy.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
This is a lame point because Amy, Google.
Speaker 6 (20:22):
Searches this after the bird was dead.
Speaker 8 (20:24):
This Google search never happened before the bird was there
or alive.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
The time stamp is definitely after I found him lifeless.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Well, I'm sorry that the bird.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
It's been terrible. It's so highly emotional. I've cried. My
daughter has been upset. She's wanted to cry. I told
her to let it out. I was like, this is
a good opportunity for you to let it out. She's like,
I don't really want to cry, but she's been upset.
My son is upset. He loved the bird. My cat
is in mourning, like meowing, like missing.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
She doesn't know what the cat's feeling.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
Yes, I do, I think I know.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
My coorts stenographer just rejected and that's weird, but you
know what, I'll accept it.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
We're all in morning like it's been terrible.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Objected and it's never happened before.
Speaker 6 (21:10):
But okay, And we don't know for certain that it
was the incense that did it. But once I saw
that that can be deadly to birds, the day before
the bird died, I did burn it and so not
in the same room downstairs the birds upstairs, but the
toksins they float or the sense and the smoke whatever
goes throughout the house, and their respiratory system is so
weak that are sensitive that that it likely is what
(21:32):
took his life. And I feel terrible.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Okay, the jurors are back. Could they basically were so
like the last three days while she was saying that sentence,
they were questerned. Well, they've been sequestioned the whole tile
deliberated and Amy, it's very unfortunate that the bird died. Yeah,
the question here isn't did the bird die, but did
(21:57):
the bird die because you murdered it?
Speaker 6 (22:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Well, you don't get to say that I do, and
so I cannot find you guilty for first degree or
second degree murder, but I do find you in third
degree burder. Like I'm a burderer, third degree burderer, you're
(22:22):
a third degree burderer, which means you didn't mean to
kill that bird, but it did get burdered. Well, I
would compare it to involuntary bird slaughterer. So your punishment
is going to be any time to think about this,
I think, no, no, no, I have the sentencing.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
The sentencing is going to be since the bird probably
did probably did die by your actions, but not on purpose,
in voluntary bird slaughter as we like to call it. Uh,
At least when I was coming up through law school,
you know, we studied a lot of voluntary bird slaughterer.
I think you need to drop a bag of bird
seed off at a local bird sanctuary. I can do that,
all right, that's your punishment. But the case was won
(23:09):
by Morgan. Morgan, nice job, because it was not first
degree murder or second degree murder.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
It was third degree murder murder. Yes, so you're in
the clear.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
You get to go home. And they spent last night
in jail it was a bird case. We put in
a base. The newspaper was weird. We papered at the
bottom of it. But Amy, you're free to go there,
she has ris. Yes.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Then dude, the honorable Judge Bones in his courtroom is now.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Wait, no, what now? I figured out what I boo
to say to him when you do that. Okay, thank
you idiots. It's time for the good news.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
It was late at night in Oklahom I'm a city,
and eleven year old Mandy's up watching TV. No big deal.
Thunder storms are rolling in. She hears them, and then
out of nowhere, boom, lightning strikes hits the house, shakes
the entire house. Mandy sees the flames thinks quickly, I
got to get my mom and my brother out of here.
They're asleep in the other room. She goes Mom, wake up,
(24:20):
her little brother Ryan, get up. She pushes them towards
the door, gets them out of the house, and then
calmly calls nine to one to one because the mom's
still freaking out, So they called nine on one. Firefighters
show up, They get the fire out, and then she
calls all her family says.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Hey, don't worry about us. We're okay, texts aunts, uncles,
everyone's fine.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
And the firefighter says, she acted like an adult and
she acted perfectly well.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
So it sucks it lightning at the house and that sucks.
They caught on fire. But that mom just totally I
gave up on life. She'd be shuved out the door.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
But she probably didn't have a phone, so Mandy took
care of everything.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
He probably takes phone from your eleven year old and
be like, hey, you guys are good. I'll handle this.
I think it's great. The eleven year old a plus.
But then she's also like reaching out to the family. Yeah,
had to beat the adult. Yeah she was the adult. Yeah,
she's calling like checking out with like anybody the yard. Guy.
Hey guy, don't worry about coming tomorrow. We don't have
an house. She's calling. Yeah, it's pretty amazing. That is
(25:15):
an awesome story that she was able to do that man,
lightning hit in your house. You have no control of that, idea,
No you don't. That sucks, all right, that's what it's
all about. Good story. That was telling me something good.
We're gonna go around the room and you get a
little time to cry. Okay, I'm gonna go first.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
This was inspired by my wife going, hey, I like
some ice cream, and I was like, yeah, me too,
So we order ice cream on Uber eats. But I
can't eat ice cream unless it's dairy free because now
in my life, I cannot drink milk, rab any dairy whatsoever,
or it crushes me.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
It has always crushed me. But now when I have
it again after I haven't had it a while, it's
death by stomach pain and so dry. For Ashkham sucks
everything dairy, it sucks way protein had no idea.
Speaker 6 (26:02):
Dairy yeah, way it comes from a cow.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
No idea. Way I'm having But did you know that
she did that? And it's a lot insulting, but you
did that. There's no way you knew why it was trying.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
To be insulting. I just thought, I just yeah, okay,
you don't know until you know.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
I love a life anything with cream in it, any soup.
I want to have, lobster bisk. I love lobster bisk
can't got cream in it. It does dairy, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Dairy, dairy, dairy all the time. It sucks. So where where.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
My life is one percent harder now because tacos.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
That's dairy, No the way I like them. I don't
even like tacos without cheese. It's not a taco without cheese.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
Right, it's a taco as long as you have the tacos.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
That's the way he like. Nope, and if he aren't
faias without cheese?
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Have you tried the vegan cheese?
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Oh, you can't do keso and I'll eat cereals still.
But I use milk, m alk, You mean milk and
listen to me, malk. What is that? M alk? It's
like almond milk. But even then, where do you get
mulk at the Star?
Speaker 6 (27:14):
No, they haven't. I get it in public. Listen, Bobby,
have you tried cashew Kso.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
I've tried the fake?
Speaker 6 (27:24):
Oh, guys, I could make you some CASHU caso and
you where.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
All right? You're baby?
Speaker 6 (27:31):
So, guys, remember when I had a call that leak
detection company and I paid them a bunch of money
and they found the link in like two seconds when
nobody else can find it.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Because your water bill was thousands of dollars.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
Oh yeah, my water bill was crazy high, and I'd
had the water company come out multiple times. Other people
couldn't find it. I call the leak detection company, which
you have to pay them a pretty penny to come out,
and they found it like that, Well, I have another
leak and I have to call them again. This is
a totally different situation, but I do see a puddle
of water that forms in my.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Garage or pipes. What's u when they build your house.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
This is a different house, okay, but.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Then what are you doing to the pipes? You guys
get used to.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
So in my garage there's this pole, and when it
rains at the bottom of the wooden pole, which is
a support beam, there's always a puddle of water and
the wood is rotting on the pole. And so I'm like, great,
is there going to be molds? Like what's happening? And
I've called roof people. Nobody can figure out where the
leak is coming from. So they're like, looks like you're
gonna have to call a leak detection company. And I'm like, oh,
(28:32):
I'm gonna have to pay them an arm and a
leg and they're gonna tell me where this leak is
coming from in two seconds. Because nobody asks the figure
it out.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
It's like cheers, Amy, Yeah, So I'm.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
Going to call them again. Well, I already have I
have an appointment, so I'll let y'all know how it goes.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Please do.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Oh my life is tough because I have to drive
around a car with a bumper that keeps flapping in
the wind. I've gone through so much great tape. I
have to change it at least once a week to
keep them bumper on.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
I thought you meant like red tape to get the
insurance to pay under your car. Literal gray tape, got it?
Got it?
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Yeah, like duct tape a little bit like really duct tape,
literally duct tape tape.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Yeah, yeah, go anyway, go ahead, what you guys, don't
call it great tape? Duct tape? I thought it was
some version of bureaucracy. No.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Literally, I've been going to Walgreens and getting a new
roll like every week because I'm gonna tell you what.
That sun it kind of wears it off and it
just comes off. You gotta retape it, and you look
like an idiot driving around a car with duct tape
all over it.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
But that's the only way to keep the bumper on, guys,
or get it fixed.
Speaker 10 (29:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
I've been getting estimates on that, and it's like thousand
dollars a thousand dollars a thousand.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Yeah, because it has all those sensors in it, I
guess yeah, you high tech bumpers.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
I have no idea, never experienced this.
Speaker 6 (29:49):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
And so I'm like, you're all mad at the sensors
that they save us all the time from hitting things.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Oh bad review cameras crazy. I don't want to pay that.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Keeps us from backing. They're like ten things. That sucks. Yeah,
what are you gonna do? Because eventually you have to
fix it.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Eventually I'm gonna fix it. I'm just keep going to
other places. Maybe I'll get a cheaper spot in cheaper spot.
And really it's all been about the same price.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yeah, it's probably gonna be it. And you don't want
to put it on your insurance, no, because the deductibles
more than what that is. That's a lot for the
guy that hit me and drove off. I really appreciate that.
So that's my that sucks, Eddie.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
Yeah, so late last year they started this area in town,
like ten minutes from my house.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Had a little sign that said Waterburger coming soon. I
got so excited. I remember that day.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
It's amazing so I drive by once a week and
I say, I'm telling you the last two weeks it's ready.
There are cars out there, it looks like people are
in there. And every time I stop by, doors locked.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
No we're not open. Going to the door, oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Because it really looks like people are in there eating,
but I guess they work there. Hard hats no, no
heart hats, no hard hats. And I keep knocking the door.
No we don't open yet, Like when do you guys open?
I think a couple of weeks. No one has the answer,
and I don't know when my favorite score A restaurant
is going to open.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
And I'm so frustrated about it. Why not just drive
through the drive through and then if they don't open it,
it's not open. I did that. They don't answer the
drive thing. You would be better though than going to
the front door. If they don't answer, you don't have
to get out of your car.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
I even tried calling them and they said, you know what,
we don't know we're gonna open.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
I'd say, next couple weeks, check it out. Then I
would call them every time. Why would you even get
out of the car because I want alright, let's rank them.
Mine's the worst. Yours is pretty bad. No, Amy is
is the worst.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
Yeah, because I have to spend Mine's the worst.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
I'm gonna tell you why, you guys just sucks you
have to spend money. Mine's my whole life.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
Yeah, Yours is an everyday thing. This is a one
time in.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Guys'll like eventually get it fixed. Yeah. And I didn't
realize it was dairy and all that stuff. And yours
is the lambist. What do you mean? Yeah? Do you
keep walking up to the door, Just tell me when
it's gonna open. You're wasting your time before you go.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I called this the most interesting segment in the world.
This is also interesting. Number one is you know you
can call five one one and you get free roadside assistance.
What now, Okay, So if.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
You're stranded on the freeway and I want to play this,
this guy on TikTok so it's got to be true.
His name's Oliver.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Says there's a new Freeway Assists program where you call
five one one for help on the freeway.
Speaker 11 (32:18):
It says here that, in an effort to decrease traffic
congestion and non emergency calls to nine one one while
increasing motorist safety. Five one one now offers a new option,
freeway assist, free of charge. Like a flat tire, stalled car,
or if you run out of the gas. You can
(32:40):
simply dial five to one one on their cell phones.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
And I looked it up. It's five to one one.
Even real because sometimes on TikTok they mess with you
a loge of times. Yeah, and in a lot of areas,
five one one you just call and they come out.
It's their time and a little bit of money.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
But they want to make sure that you don't call
up the road and affect everybody else's time and money.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
So five one one roadside assistance, freeway assist, you'll be
connected with an operator. Flat tires, stalls, running out of gas,
all that five one one. This is a game changer,
the most interesting segment in the world. That's number one.
Number two.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
The best song to boost focus according to a neuroscientist,
And so I want to play some of this. Apparently
classical calming and lyric free melodies boost concentration, especially if
you make a habit of listening to the same track
every time you need to get in the zone.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
It's a bit of conditioning.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
As well, and so your ideal focus playlist can depend
on a lot of things. That this is the number
one song according to science. I think we all know it.
We all loved it. We played it over and over
as kids. It is Box Goldberg variations.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Here you go and nothing like a Sunday morning.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Listen to Casey case and cut down the hits and
play box Goldberg variations.
Speaker 7 (34:07):
This is a jam. Amy should listen to this every morning.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
I'm's fitting me to sleep.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
We should beat it through her ears if you're doing
the show and just turn it down when we talk
to her. Would you like that? Sure?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
So that is the number one song according to this
neuroscientist to listen to get you in the zone, not
to eat you pumped up or to bring you down,
but for focus, for focus Box Goldberg variations from Parade.
And then this one for Amy is super interesting as
we do the most interesting segment in the world.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Amy, You're up.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
So this is a kitchen hack from Michigan State University.
I saw that They said if you need to clean
your kitchen, sponge instead of just throwing it out. Because
sometimes if I'm like, oh, I sponge, I'm just going
to get rid of it. You can soak it in water.
Make sure the sponge doesn't have any metal it, like
a handle or anything like that, and put it soaking
what on a plate in the microwave and then microwave
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it on high for a minute, and then let it
sit in the microwave for several minutes to cool down.
And then whileah'll catch on fire kills the bacteria on
your sponge as long as there's no metal. That's why
you want to check for metal.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
But or a plastic handle, like you said, yay, anything
not spongy. But I thought maybe even the sponge wild
catch fire. No, I got so hot. That is Hey,
that is interesting. This is interesting.
Speaker 6 (35:27):
You're looking to disinfect your sponges without having to put
them in the dishwasher or something like that.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
This is how I disinfect a sponge two ways. Number One,
it's got a bunch of stuff on it. If I
just like scrub a couple of dishes or whatever, because
sometimes my wife says, if you're gonna put in the dishwasher,
make sure there's not stuff, all this stuff attached to it.
If it's like old and so scrub it and there's
stuff on it and how I clean it. It's just
by running hot water overing it and squeezing it, yeah,
with soap, and then it's clean. And that's what I do.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
I mean that fun.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
The other one is that throwing the dishwasher.
Speaker 6 (35:56):
I think that that's okay. They said if you have
metal or plastic, you can't put a microwave. Dishwashers the
next best thing. But then I'm like, oh, all that
stuff from the sponge, I just feel like it's it's
just full of bacteria. But if you kill it all
in the microwave.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
But if you put it in the dishwasher, that's fine too,
because everything else in the dishwashers grows full of bacteria,
not as I.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
Don't think a plate has as much perio is a sponge. Sponge.
They're just breeding grounds for bacteria to just keep growing
and growing growing. I hate sponges. In fact, I probably
won't even.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Use now start, Yeah, what a sponge ever do to you? Here?
I'm gonna draw a body, show me where this sponge
touched here.
Speaker 6 (36:35):
I don't know. I don't know what my thing is
the sponges, But I'm the kind that y'all'll throw it away.
But maybe I'll try this microwave hack.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
All right. Then, that was the most interesting segment in
the world.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
What we wanted to determine here is if she should
get a refund because the psychic didn't live up to
the expectations that she had.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
She spent fifty thousand dollars. Oh, so she wants a refund.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
The psychic promised that she could help her start dating
a man from her gym, a specific man. The woman
went into the psychic and paid her all this money today,
one specific man at the gym.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
That sounds psychotic. It sounds probably.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I won't say dumb, I would say it sounds a
bit naive or vulnerable. If you go to a psychic
and go, I'm gonna give you a bunch of money,
please help me date a man in general, But to
go after one man that's psychotic. That's the kind of
person who stalks you. And if I can't have you,
nobody can. So I do want to play you a
clip because you're gonna hear her. Her name's Joe Ann.
And then you're also gonna hear a guy named Ray
(37:41):
and the clip who went to the psychic as well,
who paid twelve thousand dollars, and his was for something
totally different. It was about a girl, but they had more.
They had problems and then just listen.
Speaker 10 (37:54):
Joe Ann Whalen went to a psychic who promised her
she could make a man at the gym fall in
love with her. It started with five hundred dollars, but
eventually she handed over more than fifty thousand.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
The love connection never did happen. I said to her,
why isn't anything happening for me? All of doing is
paying you money.
Speaker 10 (38:11):
When we did the story, the psychic said she would
give Whale and her money back, but she didn't. We
also heard from a man named Ray, who asked us
not to identify him. He went to a psychic to
find out if a woman he met would be a
good match. Psychic said he could make the woman fall
madly in love with him. Ray married the woman, but
they immediately had problems. The psychic said he could repair
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the relationship for more money. Ray gave three psychics seventy
five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Brought where did all this money coming from? First of all, Secondly,
this woman had a niche The psychic specifically like, I
can get people to fall in love with you. Should
you marry them?
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Like, I wonder what her sign says outside it has
to be psychic with a heart or something, because we'll
find love for you, not just.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
The crystal ball.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
I don't think so. Sounds like she really specializes. You know,
the doctors are specialists.
Speaker 6 (39:02):
Yeah, Like is she like a matchmaker?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Sounds like she specializes in love making people fall in
love with you. But yeah, they spent all this money.
I feel bad for them, vulnerable, bit naive. Sounds like
they should get together, right and that girl.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Smart and Joanne?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
I don't know what they look like or how old
they are matter. Should the woman get a refund?
Speaker 6 (39:24):
Uh No? But I do think that the psychic is
a scammer. I mean maybe she should pay it back.
But I mean you you know what.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
I feel like the terms of service when you walk
in a psychic's house or you're an idiot, anything that
happens is right.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
Is there a sign that says that there should be
Like in terms of service, if you walk through this door,
anything that happens to you, that's on you because you're
kind of a dumb dumb.
Speaker 6 (39:48):
Yeah, I mean, the psychic is not a good person,
Like if that's what they're doing to people. But I
don't know that. How do we do we have proof?
How vulnerable she was, That's what I need to know.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
I think we have the proof of the fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (40:02):
I wonder why the psychic said that she would return
the money but then didn't.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Well, she probably looked in the future and saw that
if she returned it, she wouldn't get it back again.
Oh yeah, yeah, I feel too that this woman going
to the psychic and she wants one guy, this one
specific guy. If I were this guy and I heard
this story in the news and I realized it was her,
I'd be like this is me.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Oh my god, I would change gems run.
Speaker 6 (40:26):
But what if you're attracted to her, Are you suddenly
like this isn't psycho?
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Wow? I kind of like, No, you'd probably just want
to hook up because she's crazy, but then you wouldn't
want to marry. Oh, I'd be scared to hook up because.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Now you want to hook up once, but then not
of your house, And then but you don't want to
do it because you know crazy crazy crazy does crazy stuff.
But then second, we don't want to marry that it's
not the crazy hot matrix.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
It's like crazy. If you're crazy outside, you're probably crazy inside.
Speaker 6 (40:51):
Do I mean? Well, I thought that that the matrix
was Yeah, Shanehid.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
I tell you right now, she's going to a psychicspend
fifty thousand dollars, Shane Hid. She sounds normal, Shane Hid.
Play her voice back, I said to her wife, and
anything happening for me, all I'm doing is pain. You
can't really tell about the voice for about the fifty thousand.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
She ain't hot. Anybody going to a psychic depending one
guy down.
Speaker 6 (41:08):
I mean, I'm looking at her. She's older, but she's attractive.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Oh, come on, Amy, I'm coming over there. She's I
don't know, I'm just off what I hear.
Speaker 6 (41:19):
It's old her, she's hot, she's.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Okay, I'm looking at her. Okay, okay, I have her up.
She's she's normal.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
I'm surprised she looks so normal to fifty thousand bucks
at a psychic to get one.
Speaker 6 (41:31):
Dude, and she even she sounds normal and looks I'm
surprised she looks normal.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (41:36):
See she's not hot.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
No, yaller not hot.
Speaker 6 (41:41):
She is normal.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
I don't even say that. I don't want to see that.
Speaker 6 (41:44):
I said, she's attractive and she's older.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
I want to see the guy his name, I don't know.
You don't know that guy.
Speaker 6 (41:50):
Yeah, but we have pictures of her. Why do we
not have pictures of him?
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Because he's not in the news. Yeah, and she did
did He may not even know. All that we know
is the guy with the ray. I'm not convinced that
this other ray is not our ray. It works here
on the show because usually he's piping up about something. Yeah,
he she wants a refund.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Listen to this after paying fifty thousand dollars to a
psychic for a love spell, and then there are cards
and candles on the outsides.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Of the cards. This is crazy.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
She looks so normal And if this is her house
that she's in when they're doing this interview, she has
like a normal nice house.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
You got some cash. Look at the stereo behind her,
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 9 (42:34):
Place.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Yeah, guys, she has a golden doodle.
Speaker 5 (42:37):
That dog ain't cheap, like.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Like we're now scouting her, scouting around to rob it.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Okay, this is kind of a dumb story, but guys
don't spend money like that on psychics. And I no
offense to your cousin Nam who's a psychic.
Speaker 6 (42:53):
But I don't. She doesn't do that for people. She's
not saying like, oh, if you want to find this
one specific guy at the gym and get into like you.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Yeah, just not lumping her in right with the love psychic. Right,
it's time for the good news.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Like Bobby, A mom and her son are celebrating by
walking across the stage to accept their master's degrees together
from Texas Christian University. The school announced its first ever
graduate only ceremony and two people in it were Kyle
Fields and Brandy Fields. The mom the wind and got
(43:30):
her degree. That's cool, that's awesome, and they got to
do it together.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Meeting. Not only does she decide to go back to
school and fulfill whatever it is that she was pursuing,
but they happened to graduate at the same time. No,
that's pretty cool. Yeah, congratulations to them. Here's the mom
talking about graduating college together.
Speaker 12 (43:48):
All the stars aligned perfectly for us and our family,
you know, graduate degrees, mother's son. It was pretty fun
for him to say, Hey, I got his matching shoes
for us to wear too our situation ceremony, and I
was like, Wow, I'm not too old, Worthies, but okay,
if you think I can rock it, we'll try it.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
That's pretty cool. That's from UPI. That is what it's
all about. That was telling me something good. I must say.
We've been pretty terrible at the morning Corny the last
couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Yeah, pretty bad boys. We got to step it up.
Investigative Corny. We have ninety seconds to get as many
ride as we possibly can. Amy Ready, yep, we will
try not to let you down. Team Ready, Ready, here
we go.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
The morning Corny.
Speaker 6 (44:33):
What do you call a dog in the winter?
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Cold dog? Bur freezing dogs, snow pop snow, snow.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Snowy, Crispy Kringle, snow arc dear the winter cold?
Speaker 3 (44:52):
He call him his name? That been good by his name,
ice cream dog cream, frozen, pops sickle, popsicle, snow. That's good,
popsicle present. It's not popsicle.
Speaker 6 (45:04):
It's not popsicle.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Chris Kringle, Santa Bar, Santa Pause. Oh that's good to
come Christmas time. Okay, you said winter. Do you think
the snow is winter? Again?
Speaker 6 (45:19):
What do you call a dog in the winter cold?
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Hot dog? Cold dog? Hot dog? Already I cold. I
said that cold dog would be great to called called
crazy dog, chilli dog.
Speaker 6 (45:32):
Chili dog. What do you call a pig with the sniffles?
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Ointment oint se cold oink, sniffles? Got a cold? Bacon,
running nose, running pig running?
Speaker 4 (45:47):
Oh, the running nose run pigskin like a running snotty?
Speaker 3 (45:54):
Ask it again, snore?
Speaker 6 (45:55):
What do you call a pig with the sniffles?
Speaker 3 (45:59):
Snotty? Swine? Bacon and breezy brain? What elneze? Chance? That's
pretty good ham and cheese. Yeah, but we wouldn't got
sniffles doesn't mean sneeze. No, No, I'm not fighting that one.
That was pretty good. Maybe also like the Hamburgers. Oh,
(46:21):
Hamburgers is good. The Hammer's niece is good. Yeah, you
always saw guys hey, just facing people on our retirement tour.
Now we got good. We are a struggle bus. It's
a big announcement here from someone on the show. And
I won't say that they've been lying about it because
I never asked them, So I guess.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Omission could be a form of dishonesty, but I don't
even feel that's the case.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
But they have been.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
A bit misleading and they have kept it from us,
But on this show, I get it. You don't want
to say stuff until it's like it's in and I
guess it's not me.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
I take me out of it. Oh, I'm guessing Morgan.
They broke up some better boyfriend rude already Morgan opening
grand clothes. Yeah, one week or no, it's not me. Okay,
it's not more Okay, good not Morgan. I'm happy. Yeah,
let me live. We do. We don't know why they
(47:20):
say that the right. No, I don't just history. Okay,
might doesn't matter, Okay, anybody else? We already know. Amy
has a dude.
Speaker 5 (47:28):
Yeah they're happy, They're not happy?
Speaker 3 (47:34):
Or is he just a I They have been going
to therapy. Someone wants.
Speaker 6 (47:39):
Guess the person, but I need to book another.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Then it's Amy guess the person without guessing what it is.
Speaker 3 (47:45):
If you get the person right, you went, Eddie. Who
is it? Amy? Okay, Morgan, Abby, Abby, I think it is.
I'm asking her because she guessed Abby.
Speaker 6 (47:54):
Oh who do I think it is?
Speaker 7 (48:00):
Be meet?
Speaker 3 (48:06):
Hold on drum please rage drum roll. So for everybody
that's new the show, Abby is. He produces many segments.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
She also answers the phones you keep groaning on every
single thing, and you've been wrong every time, so I
can't go to every groan because your batting average is low, Abby,
Is this about your boyfriend?
Speaker 6 (48:24):
It is?
Speaker 3 (48:25):
Yes, Anybody say what what's happened? They're not even real?
Like he's not real the whole time, financial falling in dynamite,
he's a different school. What is it, Abby?
Speaker 6 (48:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (48:37):
You be with your boyfriend for how long?
Speaker 6 (48:40):
Almost a year and a half. Gosh, that's so long.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
And and I think this is a two parter if
I'm being honest.
Speaker 6 (48:47):
What is it a two What does that mean? Two parter?
Speaker 2 (48:51):
It's it's two revelations may lunchbox thinks engaged and pregnant.
Speaker 3 (48:58):
It's not. You have to stop making noise. You've been
like eight times in a row.
Speaker 6 (49:02):
I know he's freaking out, like hitting his ringing eight.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
Times, and he keeps getting louder and louder every guests.
Okay that Abby, it's a double though, right? Yeah? I
would say, Okay, what do you think is the first
layer of the double?
Speaker 6 (49:19):
Are you're asking me? We're going to say it?
Speaker 3 (49:23):
Why? Yeah? I asked a question, what's the first layer
of the two things that maybe he didn't share.
Speaker 6 (49:29):
Oh, well that we now live together.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
I would say that was the second layer.
Speaker 6 (49:32):
But that's the second one. Yeah, he has kills kids.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
I knew that. Yeah, but that was that wasn't like
a thing. Did you know that? That has not been
out in the public. Man, I've never seen those kids.
I have seen them either. So Abby was now a mom.
Speaker 6 (49:53):
They're not married, so you have to hold.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
On, take a breath. We didn't even say happy Mother's
So he has kids?
Speaker 6 (50:03):
Yeah he does?
Speaker 3 (50:03):
How many?
Speaker 6 (50:04):
He has two?
Speaker 3 (50:05):
Okay? And then you just said the second part and
now you're living together?
Speaker 6 (50:09):
We are living together?
Speaker 3 (50:10):
Yeah, so it's you him and the kids.
Speaker 9 (50:12):
Uh huh oh it's a split custody got it and
the mom has them half the time.
Speaker 3 (50:18):
So I don't know to tell us what's up? Okay,
because you forever? How do I say this nicely? Oh,
Man didn't have boyfriend? Well that's true. Yeah, yeah, I
would say I was on the Pearl. Now I don't
even say that.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Well, I would say of everyone on the show, certain
people had the least hope. Not me, because I think
you're awesome and wonderful, but certain people are like, it's
never gonna happen, Prabby.
Speaker 9 (50:42):
Right, Yeah, that is true. I would say my life
has done a one eighty yes since then. So I
don't know when you guys decide to move in together.
Speaker 6 (50:49):
So we actually moved in three months ago.
Speaker 9 (50:52):
It was when I did, but I didn't want to
say anything because I was scared it wouldn't work and
then I'd have to come here and be like, oh,
never mind. So, I mean, he's been wanting me to
for a while, but I was kind of hesitant.
Speaker 3 (51:03):
Ye, pretty kid.
Speaker 6 (51:04):
Care he's wanting you to what wait, she clarify, wanting
you to what to move in with him, Like he
wants to see.
Speaker 9 (51:11):
How we're going to work out, like me with the
kids and everything.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
How do you feel about that?
Speaker 6 (51:16):
I mean, I love it.
Speaker 9 (51:16):
It's just it's a big change for me because I've
lived alone. I've never lived with a guy for one thing,
and then with kids. So I was in like a
three bedroom town home house by myself. And now I'm
just saying, like I had space and you know, I
could sleep in on weekends and now it's a lot different.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
But oh yeah, and you don't say exactly, but are
they young young? Are they medy young? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (51:42):
They are like three and a half and five and
a half.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
Yeah, that's okay. I don't know how much information that
he wants out there.
Speaker 6 (51:52):
I have a question, So in living together, I guess
is this something like I guess it's the arrangements with
him and the his ex, Like was that a thing?
Is it okay? Like did y'all have to run it
by her? Or I don't know how they have it arranged,
but I know, like with me and my husband, like
(52:12):
we can't cohabitate like with the kids, unless like next
steps are taken or the other person gives permission. Like
in our legal documents, it's like no cohabitation unless you're
getting remarried, unless you're married.
Speaker 9 (52:27):
Yeah, she wanted to meet me first and then do that. Yeah,
it was a whole meeting. It was a awkward. It
was kind of like an interview, but it was fine.
I made it whoa And then after that, I mean
he was kind of like, she's moving in.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
Are you happier?
Speaker 6 (52:42):
I am?
Speaker 3 (52:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (52:43):
I mean I feel like a year and a half ago,
I was single and lonely a lot.
Speaker 6 (52:47):
It was kind of sad.
Speaker 9 (52:49):
Well, yeah, you were in a three bedroom down now
as well with two cars, two cars, Yeah, that can
create Yeah, I know, And I was like, no, no, no,
I just have so much love to give and now
I feel like there's like a lot of love.
Speaker 6 (53:03):
Now it's instead of one to three people.
Speaker 3 (53:05):
That's awesome. Happy.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
Well, if you're happy, I'm happy because you deserve happiness
because you're awesome.
Speaker 6 (53:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (53:10):
And so does that mean are you guys talking about marriage? Yeah,
we've talked about it because if.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
You're moving in, you have to kind of talk about it, right,
because I don't move in if I'm if I'm the girl,
I ain't moving in unless we're at least talking about
it a.
Speaker 6 (53:21):
Little bit, especially if there's kids, especially if there's kids.
Speaker 9 (53:23):
Yeah, right, it's like the you know, if everything aligns,
we're kind of at a point, like you know, alignment
and logistics and all that.
Speaker 3 (53:33):
Does he know your finger size?
Speaker 9 (53:35):
I think so, yeahthing's happening or anything.
Speaker 6 (53:39):
No, Actually I don't think he does. He wouldn't be
able to say.
Speaker 3 (53:41):
Probably if you ever wake up and he's got like
a string around it.
Speaker 9 (53:44):
Yeah, things are good.
Speaker 6 (53:47):
I just wanted to finally say that.
Speaker 3 (53:49):
What do the kids call you?
Speaker 6 (53:51):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (53:51):
They just call me like I mean Abby, no, they
don't know. They don't, Abby, And then like dad's girlfriend
is basically I mean there's there's three five girlfriend's weird.
Weird when they refer to me like to someone else,
So that's dad's girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (54:09):
But Abby, you know to me, well.
Speaker 2 (54:11):
I am rooting for you. I think you did a
great job by holding it.
Speaker 6 (54:16):
Thank you. Do they ask questions like are you going
to be our mom? I guess they have a mom,
so that's weird. Yeah they have a mom. They don't.
Speaker 9 (54:24):
But sometimes they go to like birthday parties of their friends,
and friends come up and they're.
Speaker 6 (54:28):
Like, are you the sister or the mom? And I'm like, well,
neither kind of complicated. Oh wow the.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
Yeah, you go to school events too, I know.
Speaker 9 (54:40):
But like when they're trampoline parks, that's fun. I go
jump with them.
Speaker 3 (54:43):
Do you drive? Do you like do errands with just
the kids?
Speaker 6 (54:46):
No, I really don't.
Speaker 9 (54:47):
I think that's I think she the mom, is a
little more, you know, kind of scared of that.
Speaker 3 (54:53):
But he does that all right. Well, I think it's great.
It's awesome. It's a big responsibilit but it is a
lot of responsibilities are awesome.
Speaker 6 (55:03):
She has a lot of love to give. I felt
like that part is really sweet and now she gets
to give.
Speaker 3 (55:06):
It because she was lonely for a long time, very lonely.
Speaker 6 (55:09):
I was.
Speaker 3 (55:12):
Have you guys had any big fights yet living together?
Speaker 6 (55:14):
Not really?
Speaker 4 (55:15):
No?
Speaker 6 (55:16):
Huh, which is weird? That is weird.
Speaker 3 (55:20):
Ain't my kids? Right? That's that's number one, number one?
As nobody you started putting, that'd be the first thing
our to years, but I should Oh my.
Speaker 6 (55:29):
Gosh, no, that would not go well.
Speaker 3 (55:31):
Yeah, is supposed to go well? Do you guys don't
fight like that? Like he just win at all costs.
Speaker 6 (55:35):
I tried to fight clean.
Speaker 3 (55:36):
Oh, I try to win it all costs.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
Yeah, no, yeah, it's it's much like how I played
pickleball or compete anything went it all costs?
Speaker 3 (55:42):
Okay, Yeah, well Abby, we're happy for you. Thank you,
thank you for sharing that happy mother's day. Abby.
Speaker 9 (55:47):
Oh my gosh, guys, did he do anything like give
you like a happy fake a mother's day or like
did they nothing?
Speaker 6 (55:56):
No, they were with them.
Speaker 3 (55:59):
That makes we're rooting for you.
Speaker 13 (56:03):
Thinks, wake up, wake up in the mall.
Speaker 3 (56:10):
And you turning radio and the dogs he's turn.
Speaker 1 (56:16):
Here ready and then unchbox mor game too Steve red
at it, trying to put you through foc He's riding
his wigs.
Speaker 3 (56:23):
Next bit, the Bobby's on the miox So you know
what this.
Speaker 10 (56:30):
Me the Bobby Ball.
Speaker 3 (56:34):
Lobby bone show. Sorry up today.
Speaker 4 (56:38):
This story comes us from Palm Coast, Florida. Police got
a call about two am about a naked man trying
to break into a woman's house. She said he's trying
to break down the door, saying I locked him out
of the house. Police a ride found the guy in
his birthday suit. Turns out he lived next door our
wronghouse and he went outside, got locked out and got
(56:59):
all disoriented because he was under the influence and was
trying to get in the wrong house.
Speaker 3 (57:04):
Do you know why they call it your birthdaysuit?
Speaker 6 (57:05):
Amy, Well, because when you're born, you're naked.
Speaker 3 (57:08):
That's it?
Speaker 7 (57:08):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (57:09):
Is that it? It is? It is a way of saying, one,
you have no clothes, but it's the suit you wore
on your first birthday, which is well no suit at all.
Yeah unless your baby that comes out in a full
suitent tie, then shout out. I don't know how that happened,
but yeah, that's where birthdaysuit originates.
Speaker 4 (57:24):
There you go all right, Lunchbox, I'm Lunchbox as your
bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 3 (57:29):
Here's a voicemail from Vincent in Austin, Texas.
Speaker 13 (57:32):
I think maybe Mike D needs to get punished. He
kind of foiled the movie Thunderbolts by saying who the
villain was? I was ridden the overview. They hadn't mentioned
the villain and vow or Julia Luis Dreyfus hasn't been
known to be the villain in any of the movies
that she's been in. He also did this again with
Multiverse of Madness, the Doctor Strange movie, and.
Speaker 3 (57:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (57:56):
I feel like maybe if he is punished, he should
probably buy me a ticket to go see the movie.
After all, it is my birthday.
Speaker 3 (58:01):
This guy worked hard to get a birthday shout out
for himself. I respect it, But Mike D, did you
spoil those movies?
Speaker 14 (58:06):
I think he's just messing with me.
Speaker 3 (58:07):
All that stuff's in the trailer it is. Yeah, I
believe him because I haven't seen those movies, but he
did work hard to get it all the way back
around to his birthday. So Vincent, happy birthday.
Speaker 14 (58:16):
Yeah, have a birthday, saying the villain of a movie
would be a like they talk about being a villain
like in interviews.
Speaker 3 (58:23):
Yeah, because I haven't seen them. And also your movie
Mike spoil from movie Mike's movie podcast when he spoils things,
he does whole episodes going this is the spoiler verse. Yeah,
I'll believe you on this one. Now, if you happen
to be Amy would automatically punish you without any sort
with no trial. I will say. There's a thing that
was Marvel Movies.
Speaker 14 (58:41):
Whenever they put out a new movie, essentially they're spoiling
the one that came before it because they're like, this
is what happened in this one, this is where this
one's beginning. So it's kind of spoiling it whenever the
new one comes out.
Speaker 3 (58:50):
Are you just making an excuse now?
Speaker 14 (58:51):
No, I'm saying, okay, just making sure like the one
that you trial, you don't need it, you're good. The
one that Amy spoiled isn't you can't spoil.
Speaker 3 (58:58):
It, which won all of them. Yeah, movie that was terrible,
but the next one you knew what happened. Yeah, but
she spoiled it three years before the next one came out. Yeah, yeah,
not one of her Finer Moments. We'll see You Tomorrow
by Everybody with a Bobby Bones Show. The Bobby Bones
Show theme song, written, produced and sang by Reid Yarberry.
(59:21):
You can find his instagram at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve
Executive producer, Ray Mundo, Head of Production.
Speaker 2 (59:28):
I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank
you for listening to the podcast.
Hosts And Creators
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Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
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