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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Bobby Bone Show. I think we should start with
last night. Where we are. I don't know. I was
up all night. I fell asleep at first about six
thirty pm. I didn't really do anything for my birthday,
so I just went to bed six thirty. Yeah, that's
what you wanted for your birthday. I did nothing. I
literally did nothing. My day was no different yesterday than
any other day in my life, other than I had
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a small piece of cake because there was no dinner,
no anything, And so just went to bed and then
woke up, jumped out of bed because my phone goes
E sounds like an amber alert, but amber alerts don't
go off in the middle of the night, or at
least normally not on my phone. And my wife jumped
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up too, and we knew there was a chance of
severe weather, but we didn't know it was going to
be possibly probably tornadoes, and I think possibly probably they
touched it on other places, but it got to the
point where they were going, get to your safe place,
like if you live in this square, get to your
safe place, and so we did, and so we had
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our phones on and there's like one account. I don't
know who you guys watched you guys watch the National weather.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, yeah, amazing. They're better than the.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
News, yes, by far. There's like four of them on
the bottom of the screen. It's just a Twitter account
and they have the radar up and they're telling you
exactly where it is and what's happening and where to go.
And we were in that room for like forty minutes.
What time that even happened the first time?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Well three thirty maybe three?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Was it that late?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
They're on three?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yeah, yeah, and then well, I mean because we all
are in different parts.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
And what I love about them is they're very specific.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Like they'll let you know exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Yes, they'll tell you like, hey, if you're west of
this road. That's where I struggle a little bit because
I'm like, am I west of that?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I don't know the northeast southwest either, So then you.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Know whether or not you need to be in your
your safe zone.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
So I knew it was going to storm, but I
didn't know it was going to be. Tornado warnings and
tornadoes really don't scare me that bad. Whenever they say
there could be or a tornado watch or even in
the daytime tornado warning, I've just been through a lot
of them. Growing up in Arkansas, I've been through a
lot of them. My wife, being from Oklahoma, has been
through probably even more than I have. So we're not
easy to scare when it comes to that. However, when
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your phone goes off and they're going, hey, we're seeing circulation,
which isn't a tornado yet, but circulation in these areas
that are close to you, were like, wellp we should
go get in the room moregan want time to go off.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
My first one went off. My first one went off
at three twenty one.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Okay, so I fall asleep at like six point thirty.
I always wake up at some point in the night.
The first time I woke up was like, did I
send you notes and stuff like nine thirty or something.
I was like, yeah, something like that. Something that was
like my first wake up. My next wake up was
the phone screaming and us go into the safe room.
And then I went back and we worked really early
here and I laid down for a little bit and
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the stupid thing went off again, and so I was like, oh,
so I just kind of just dragged myself in here.
Uh is a tough one. It's a weird one. Last
night because nothing here ever actually turned into a tornado.
But we've had really bad tornadoes here before, but like
five or six years ago, like real bad five. Yeah,
and I think that's still probably in the back of folks'
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minds mine a little bit.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah, which I feel like they did a good job
with that too, of like, hey, I'm sure a lot
of you are experiencing like feelings from twenty twenty and
what happened, and we're letting you know, like right now,
this is not that. However, you need to be in
your closet. What freaks me out a lot of times
is they're like in your kids put their helmets on,
and I'm like, oh, shoot, I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I'm like, student, can go get your bicycle on? Like
I don't I need.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
To start your bicycle?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So and yeah, we the twenty twenty tornado.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
My son hasn't recovered from that.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
So so we were in our little safe room. We
don't have a basement. A lot of people don't have
basements here because the ground it was like Texas, Texas
almost had no basements.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Right now, two Rocky.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
So there are I know a couple of people that
have basements here, but this the ground is not right
for digging a lot of basements here where we live,
so no basements. So we get in a room in
no windows that we feel like is pretty safe and
just waited out, does anybody have a basement on the
show now, because we have one friend that does, and
she was in her basement and I was like, dang,
you must be on a plot of land. It's like
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that's soil. That's some rich soil. It's hard to get
them here.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
So my ex husband does now, and he bought it
mainly because he was able to find a house with
a basement because our son was so obsessed with like,
I need a basement, I need a basement. And so
last night there with me this week and we're crammed
in this tiny closet in the guest room because that's
the only one, and so she was like yelling at
him and he's freaking out, and I'm like, oh, next time,
we're just planning ahead and we're just gonna go to
(04:46):
Dad's because we can. Y'all can sleep in the basement
and then you're not woken up five times, like up down,
up down.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
And Stevenson goes but y'all are divorced. So Share is
like so, and I'm like, Stevenson, do you really think Dad,
it's going to be like Matt we I'm like, no, no, no, obviously.
I'm like I'm glad that therapy can't really seem to help.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Scuba was like, hey, some people may be late. I
was like, dude, they didn't have to come in, like
even this morning. I was like, you, guys, if something happened,
I know, school was canceled or canceled.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
It was straight canceled, straight canceled.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Like with that too, I was like, tell them if
something happened, like if it's flooding, because we keep getting
flash flood alerts on our phone now where we are.
I know this is a hyper local thing and is
not affecting most of you. We're not doing it as that.
We're just kind of letting you into our lives a
little bit. And so they're super flooding, and so I
was like, tell everyone, if they don't want to come
in or they can't come in, don't come in. Like
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a bad storm. But last night was tough. Last night sucked.
It could it sucks a lot worse. If a tornado
would have hit and hurt a bunch of people. But
as far as I know, hear nothing touched.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
But the what was ever whatever was over us.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
And this is what I was learning because I'm not
familiar with the tornado stuff, but I guess whatever was
over did produce them elsewhere.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah, they were saying like before or after, like OHI
oh got it, like I saw in Arkansas because I
followed the news that I follow on my Twitter are
the places I've lived. I still follow a couple Austin sites,
I follow some Arkansas news, and I follow where we
are now, so that's kind of the alley. The weather
comes not always from Austin down but across, so I
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usually if it's in parts of Arkansas, I know it's
gonna probably get to us. So Arkansas has some bad,
bad bad ways.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
They said, the rain we're getting, that's from Arkansas.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Yeah, and they said that, don't be surprised, Like, I
don't know where this is. I think they said Centerville.
I don't even know where that is. I don't know
if that's the right. One is late at night, but
they were saying, don't be surprised if you find documents
from that from one hundred miles because usually in a
storm that'll wrap take stuff and it'll take it hundreds
of miles. So you may find documents, photos, whatever in
your yards today from these towns. And they were naming towns.
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It was a long night because my wife has pta
d from the tornado back five years ago, so she
was up.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
At twelve thirty, so she was waiting for it. It
wasn't even like us, for we were walking out by
the alarm, right, she laid.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
In our bed with the weather alarm and she had
those guys YouTube channel going. So I mean, sleep was
not really a thing we did.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
And it was a long night.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Did you sleep though? While she stayed up?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I tried, But.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Are you hear the you know what I mean handing
out because you can hear them.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Then the weather alarm going off, and then just like
because she has the weather alarm, so it's like it
goes off for a severe thunderstorm, and so anyone within
like fifty miles it's like, oh my gosh, So there's
this long night.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Well, and then when you wake up your kids and
throw them under the stairs or whatever in a closet
like they don't want to go back to bed.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That was my kids? Was it fun for them? My
kids loved it.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Two of my kids liked it because at first we
had Netflix on in the little closet, but then we
lost power.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
We lost everything. You guys lost power last night? Oh yeah,
we never did. You guys with power? Nope, And so
then we're just in the dark.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
And that's when they started getting restless and like wanting
to like getting mad at each other.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
And what did you have Netflix on my wife's computer? Yeah,
they're not charged. No, but they lost power, lost power,
so we had no internet. We had nothing.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
But it's a computer.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
It's a computer.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah, but if we don't have Wi Fi.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, that's why use your phone? You tag your phone.
But he's not misterteking. Your wife though, is probably anyway.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
She was so preoccupied, she's preoccupied with the whole watched
the weather.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
So we had our helmets on. We were under the stairs.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Whatever did you have on? Oh? Your bike?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
My bike helmet. They had their bike helmets on. And
it's fun. If I'm seven, I'm be honest you Like, they're.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Like, can we just sleep in here? And when we
go back to Bend, I'm like yeah. But of course
they never went to sleep and they're just up and
it was just it was rough.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
They did not have school today.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
No school.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Is it because something happened around the schools, like flooding
or because last night was just such an s show
for everybody.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
I think because of all the flooding that's going on now.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Driving on the roads today is like rough because the
waters say.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
For me, it was nothing. It was the same as all.
My wife should usually not awake when I drive in.
She called because she can. She'd been awakened to sleep,
and she was like anything like traffic lights out because
you know they'll be out or they'll be blinking, or
trees it own. I'm like, mam. My driving to work
was exactly the same. So yeah, I didn't get anything.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
I just think that they different parts, like at least
in the county were in If there's like windy roads
and flooding that can take place, and if like a
school bus can't get there, if like not every student
has the opportunity to get to school, they have to
cancel it.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
So as and again I haven't looked, has there been
flooding in place?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Like yeah, I mean I hydroplant on the way in.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
Yeah, on my highway where we were, and there were
multiple stop lights that were out in flash.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
There were stoplights out.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Oh yeah, I think it like I'm just.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
In the protected place, I guess.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
And I figured the school is probably there. They have
no power if we have no power. I figured the
school has no power, so that's why ours That's why
I thought it was canceled. But I didn't think about
what Amy said.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
You have a generator? No, no, do you?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Now we didn't a couple of times and froze our
butts off once it was one of those massive snows
that we get once a year. Oh yeah, the crows
are butts and nuts, although she doesn't have nuts. And
we were like, it's not happening again, We're getting a generator.
Well we didn't, and then we had another one the
next year. The big snow froze our butts and nuts,
and I was like, we're getting a generator. Actually forgot
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about it, had talked about it, saw an ad on
my Instagram, and then I was like, oh, yeah, we
should get a generator. So we have one, and it
doesn't do the whole house. Our neighbors have one that
there's a whole house.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
That's crazy, But that's high power.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
That's a big one. Yeah, And so we have like
one that does part of the house, and then we
have one that does one that does the studio because
it's in a different building that the company paid for.
Because I have to be on the air, like if
we're considered essential employees, believe it or not, and if
something all goes to crap, and even if it's just me,
I gotta be on the air. And so there's a
small one back for that studio.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
So you're telling me, I could have turned on my
phone Wi Fi and still haflix, not.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Your phone WiFi. But what you would have done is,
had you had to sell right, you had all your bars,
even for most of your bars, you could have opened
up your computer and you know where you pick your WiFi,
your phone would have popped up it. It's like Lunchbox's
iPhone two and then you could have then you could
have clicked on iPhone two and then it would have
used your cell as the Wi Fi.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
I'd have been legit.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, I got to get a new phone, so do I.
And I have not gotten a new phone in forever
because I'm over the I got to have the latest
iPhone and haven't been that way for years. I used
to be that way because there was always something new
and cool about it, meaning a new version of something
or new technology the other phones didn't have. Now this
phone and I'm probably four back, five back.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
What number are you? I'm just curious.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
You can check it.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I know I'm about to. Oh yeah, I mean I
don't know, as you asked me that, But all I
know is my battery dies so quick now. And Apple
had been in trouble. I think they lost the class
action lawsuit where it turns out they were slowing their phones,
the ones that were older. Some people would buy newer ones.
But what happens to mine is every time I update
to a new iOS, it's slower and slower. Not even
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because maybe Apple's doing their things that they did before,
but because with the new iOS there are new things
that it's doing, which it needs new capabilities, and maybe
the older phones don't have every single part of it
can't handle it, and they probably can. I'm make any
excuse for Apple, who affects my friend? But what do
you have, Amy?
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I just checked, I have I forgot I have the
this iPhone twelve pro.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
What are they at now? What's the highest?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Mine?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Way old? You have? What twelve twelve? That's old twelve pro?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
What are they at sixteen? Seventeen?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I don't know what they're at. What are they? Do
you know? Mikey what what?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Let me see?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I have a thirteen at sixteen?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Now sixteen?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
So it's not even it's not even that we're like
Beverly Hillbillies like and everybody.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
We're Now mine's not. My phone does not work right.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yes, mine is not starting to work right either. Now
my camera shakes, Like when I try to take a
picture of you have like a Nokia? What do you
have at thirteen?
Speaker 5 (12:56):
I have a fourteen?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Yeah, I'm shocked you have at thirteen?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
What do I got? For what reason?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I thought you'd have higher than that?
Speaker 4 (13:02):
For sure, I know you've cut back on you don't
have to have the latest and greatest every time.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
But no, I agree with you.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I still say, ooh, I have fifteen boys. Okay, wow,
I didn't even know it. What's up?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
George Jetson?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Look at me in the future.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I'm on an eleven.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah that's good, it's not bad.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Huh. We celebrate him. We're like, dude, that's you're doing good.
You don't use your phone for much though, so I
think that's fine. Well, I mean I gotta get a
new one because the camera.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
I literally if I take a video, it shit like
it just shakes, like there's no such thing as a
regular and all my pictures are bloring because they the pictures.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, I'm shown eleven twenty nineteen.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Probably a shaky No, it's not me. You get nervous
because I handed to my wife and she can't figure
it out either.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
It definitely could be you updating your operating system, which
sometimes you have a choice. They just updated. Sometimes it's
a bug too, they say they're fixing and you have
to But yeah, I think at an eleven they'll give
you a free phone, oh really yeah, or they will
add it to your account and you pay a little
by little each month on it, or like they cut
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it out, depending on your provider. I don't want to
say my provider right now, because who knows. It may change.
You never know.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
They like use the phone as kind of like if
you signed five more years with this, we'll give you your
free phone.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
And I'm like, well, I'm gonna be here five more years,
So why not. Like we had to buy an extra
line for like my assistant to have because I didn't
want like dudes were being weird and like they would
get her number and like hit on her and I'll
be like, I'm just gonna give you a whole number
that's not your phone, like people that we would hire
to do stuff.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Oh that's I'm not okay.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I know. So I was like, I don't, So we
hired a new assistant. I was like, Hey, I'm going
to get you a phone that's completely independent because I
don't want vendors if somebody's coming to fix the roof
also texting you to go, what's up baby? What's up? Fresh?
It's my turn? Beat it up dude. So but yeah,
I got to go and get a new one. I
just keep putting that off. The two things I need
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to do or get a new phone, and I need
to go talk to Kyle the gold guy.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yes, you need to get your gold bars.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I know I haven't even reached out to I need
a pe phone number. We texted to me.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Yeah, sent to you right now. But you also need
to get your real ide. Did you do that yet?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
No? So does every state have to do that crap everybody.
If you want to fly, right, I got a passport.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
You can fly with your passport.
Speaker 7 (15:22):
But they are also saying you should just get the
real ID because more is probably coming.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I still don't know the when do we need it by?
What happens if we don't have it? Where did you
get it? And what's the reason we're having to.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Change the DMV?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Great question?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I have to go to the Dmvah isn't there like
some like satellite office or something I can go to,
Like when I did my my my tsa pre check.
I did that like a satellite do I didn't.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Go to them.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Oh, but this is your license.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
May seven, twenty twenty five. What the crap?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
That's coming up?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
That's real soon, guys and you guys went to the
DMV and did you.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Oh no, I have done it yet either it's on
my list.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Who's done it?
Speaker 5 (16:02):
I've done it.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I've done it.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
I showed up right when they opened and I was
there for three hours.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Did you make an appointment?
Speaker 7 (16:10):
You can?
Speaker 5 (16:11):
But they're out like four months.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Isn't there some like downtown location that isn't busy?
Speaker 5 (16:16):
That's the one I went to.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
So I'm saying like, isn't there a small but whenever
I did, I'm not sure what it was. Maybe it
was during COVID when it was hard to get COVID tested.
We drove like an hour and a half to a
Walmart way out of town where there wasn't a long line.
It may not have be COVID. I don't know what
it was. Like I would go, I would drive to
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a small town.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
This is a vaccine.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I did that too. It was we couldn't. Yeah, so
we drove and we picked like a Walmart or something
like two hours away and drove to it. Because that's
saving us time rather than going somewhere and just sitting
for or not being able to get in at all.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Oh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I might looked that up, like there are some on.
Speaker 7 (16:56):
The outskirts of Nashville, for sure that you could go
to because I saw.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I need a passport to do I need a passport.
Get a passport, Now get a passport.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Now mine expires this year.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
My passport picture looks like a psychotic, like I'm going
to kill somebody, no no mind. Especially I'm surprised they
let me into countries when they see my picture, Like
I would not let me in.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
But you're not allowed to really smile.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
It doesn't matter something somehow, I look like every file
you could be.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Which why aren't you? Like?
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Why do they why can't we smile? And maybe you can,
but I've always been told just be.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
You can't smile.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I'm gonna sneak in your passport, not.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Driver's license, passport, my driver's license. I had a listener
who let me take my picture. I got to keep
my glasses on and smile. But my driver loves pictures
like a glamour shot if you know what those was.
They never let me keep my glasses on. Also cheat
every every driver's license test because I can't see. I
want my eyes and so he let me keep my
glasses on. They never do that. And he was a
big fan of the show, like beg fanna letting you
wear my glass? Wore my glasses in the picture? Hey man,
(17:52):
if you had to cookville three minute?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Wait right now, right now?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Do you know how to figure that out?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I can't get internet on his computer, but he's like,
I'm on a dark web that can get you in
with trace right now.
Speaker 6 (18:06):
And it says, would you like to get an E ticket?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
And I'm like, yeah, show me all these offices and
they will tell me the time.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yes, I need to go ahead and do that. Okay,
So here's why. One there's a more detailed explanation. This
is about the smile. First of all, you can't smile
or show teeth in a passport photo because a neutral
expression insures consistent and accurate identification, especially for facial recognition software,
which relies on consistent facial landmarks. And my guests would
(18:34):
be people are walking around with a big smile and
face all the time when they're just generally walking. For
facial recognition makes sense. Passport photos are used for ID
and facial recognition software is used to verify identities at
the place where the ID is swiped your passport, and
the International Civil Aviation Organization recommends neutral expression, so everybody
(18:54):
has to do it. But mostly it's that people mostly
hold a neutral expression, so they want a neutral express
in case they need to identify you whenever you're not
trying to be identified. But if I so, I promise
I'll walk around smiling the whole time. Oh man, that's
all I do. The real idea and this is every state.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Oh boy, man, if you want to get Oh.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, clear throat one of those in one.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
If you want to go to Gallatin and you want
to in person, one, I can get you in July year, can't.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
That July first. That's what he's been dead like though.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
He's getting us into the club like I can get
you in.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
I'm saying I didn't really.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
I mean, I think you need to do an appointment.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
Yeah, yeah, I don't think you'll be able to schedule
an advanced appointment right now.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
They're booked so far out is.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I'm just going to go passport then until it dies
down ed.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
You have to Yeah, I need to do that.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Okay. It's different though than you saying you need to
do it, because when you say you need to do stuff,
you never do it.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
I'm going to do it, I would.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I would sit, well, let's say Thursday, April third, by
the end of next week. If I were you, you're
going to give him a week. He'll never He'll never
do it.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
What do I do? I have to go to the
post office.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
So a couple of things you have to do. One
you can go to like a Kinko's to get your picture.
It's a small process, but it's not as bad as
like this real id thing, you just have to mail
it off and wait a few weeks. And if there's
ever a time, like if I ever said Eddie, we're
going to go to Premier League Soccer to shoot something,
you can't go and you wouldn't be able to go
even a week out unless you fly to Texas or
fly to one of these places and get it Atlanta
(20:19):
at and then you got to pray that you get
in and they move you through faster.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
This is the yea. So okay, So go to Kinko's,
get my picture.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
And don't listen to me look it up. I did.
I went, I went to keep.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
You go to CBS or where you have to take.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Your own picture and then they get like a selfie. No,
but you have to be up against a wall, like
like a white wall. It's a whole thing. But if
you don't have it, it could limit your ability to
do things that you want to do.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
And what about our cruise too? Don't I need one
for the cruise?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Possibly depending on I've never known where we're going, I say,
the place. I don't even know what those so yeah,
probably somebody asked me, I don't know, man to me.
It's all that water and stuff is the same. So
it's gonna be awesome because everybody who's on it. But
I don't know, but I would think probably yeah, because
we're not going to organ Are you going on the cruise?
Speaker 7 (21:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
You're never on the list. When they say, man, I
haven't been asked.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I don't know have you Have you reserved your cabin.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
One of my cousins hit me up yesterday and she
was like, how do I get on this cruise? I
was like, I don't, like, I don't have free tickets, Like,
I don't know, same man, cousin Leroy, Yeah, it's not
like it's like like Stapleton's playing in town. I can
get you some tickets. But the cruz is gonna be awesome.
But I don't know the answer to that.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
When he saw that, when my cousin Leroy saw the
Keith Urban announced, he's I have to go on this.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
So and guys, if you're in the building, avoid the
backstair case. It is flooded our building.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, that must be the lower backstaircase, not up where
we are. It says, if you're we are, we're in trouble. Boy,
he said, if you're heading down to P.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
Five or yeah, below there's flooding on the back stairwell.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
I like, how you he has breaking news? We don't
have the email, like we all got it.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I don't. I don't check that.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
So thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
You're welcome in my comany email.
Speaker 6 (22:07):
And and can I say something that they did that
I thought was really interesting, is like right when we
come in the building, like where we come up in
the ramp, there used to be puddling because of when rains.
They're like, oh, we're going to solve that. We're going
to put speed humps there. They realized they just made
a dam for the water because now there's just water
there blocked by the speed hump. Doesn't seem to make
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much sense. I'm not an engineer.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah, they put the speed bumps there to where the
speed mom.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
I don't know what he's talking when you enter the garage, right, but.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Those were the whole time. We know there's new black.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
Ones, there's vertical ones along with the bumps that kind
of create the divide.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
So why do they put them there?
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Because they wanted to avoid puddling of water. But I'm like,
you just made a dam. For the water to stay there,
and I.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Guess I need to see them.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Like this morning there was water just piled up there,
and I'm like, do you make it? Yeah, But as
a non engineer, it doesn't seem like a smart choice.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
There had to be a reason why they did that.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Well, it's literally what they said in the email was
to a voice point, there's a price something more than
we know since we don't know about why they did that,
like where the benefit of it would far out wigh
whatever is happening today.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
And it's funny. I didn't even think about that, Like
I saw it, but I didn't think about that.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I didn't even see it, so I didn't think about it.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
I think neither.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I got to get a real ID. That sucks. But
good to eat ticket, Your dude, eat ticket. You're in
in eight minutes. Do you see this but in July? No?
But that's too good tickets today it's an eight minute wait.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
You can get an e ticket at certain ones and
it will allow you to show up when your number.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Is about to be called.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
And every state needs a real ID. Yes, dude, that
sucks because.
Speaker 7 (23:36):
It's part of the kind of started implementing it after
nine to eleven. It's like enhanced security so we don't
have like problems with getting our identity stolen.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
And to get in federal buildings.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
That's all I want to do is get a federal
buildings all day. And so if I can't have that,
I love federal building. Hey, my favorite kount of building.
Uh and Eddie, I would say password by the end
of next week, it's already written down. It doesn't mean
you're going to have it.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Well, it mean you're gonna have it six a while, right, Yeah,
four to six to eight weeks, depending how the backlog
they are.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
But if you don't do it, you will regret it
so bad. And it's not that much work. It's just
a little annoying to go and do a couple of things.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah, and this is where it starts to like first this,
then Paris, then Espanya.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
And maybe not this then that, but for sure not that.
If you don't have.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
This, correct, it's not even an option. I have a passport, Yeah,
but I can travel the world.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
Man, You won't to be on to travel if you
don't have a real idea or a passport, you're screwed.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
He won't even go to Austin he can't even get
up to speed. They check you for one of them
when you come up to the new speed bomb eat ticket. Okay.
Oh the other thing I was gonna mention before we
break there was a picture put up on our Instagram yesterday.
It was like high birthday, Bobby. That's the worst picture
I've ever taken in my life. I hate that picture.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
Those are professional photos.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Okay, whoa?
Speaker 3 (24:51):
I thought you liked that one, because.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
What's wrong with I.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Had to approve something, and I kind of hated those
that just in general. It wasn't though you know his fault.
It is genetics.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
I think it's a good photo of you.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I look like I'm going to the club in Miami
in nineteen eighty three to sell some coke.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
It's what you're wearing.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Part of it?
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Do you have on like Santo?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Yeah, it's like I don't even know what Okay, So
I hated everything about that.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
I just assume you loved it, because why else would
it be apperoved.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Not only and not only that I reposted in my
bad you can also see Alo on my sock, which
I felt like they didn't do a good job of
taking that off, which it's not that it's like removed
do the.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Stuff you are dressed like Ricky Ricardo.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, and oh and like I'm super pale.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
You're ripped though, dude, those biceps are proving.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Well, that's funny you say that, and I appreciate you
saying that. I don't help. You're messing with you.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
I'm not messing with you.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I was about twenty five pounds heavier because it was
on the medication for OCD, and that was when I
had all that weight on me. Oh yeah, and so
I kind of don't like because even though other people don't,
I see it. But also it's like I hated that. No,
don't take it down, leave it up now, because people
should go to the sight and see what I'm complaining about.
But it was all things I was like, for sure,
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my Miami eighty seven, I got a kilo waiting for you.
We'll go out on the boat and cows. Yeah yeah,
all that. I got alo on my sock like photoshop
that not us like I went. And when I spoke recently,
I told you guys where I went when I spoke
in DC, right who I spoke for, Yes, Goldman O good.
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If I did say it, I can say it again. Okay,
I spoke at Goldman Sachs for some folks there, I'll
just say that. And I was in a suit. As
I was looking, I felt like I was looking pretty
good at a suit I really liked. And I get up
and I'm talking. I'm talking to some like real players,
and I'm doing more of a one semi motivational. But
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also I was fortunate enough as some circumstances for me
were since I never had money, I was scared to
use my So I made a lot of money doing
something that was kind of weird doing because I was
too scared to do anything. Whole different story one day,
I can tell it. But it wasn't like I wasn't
like smart for what I did. I was just protecting
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myself and and some lucky things happen. So I don't
say lucky, so fortunate things happened. Uh. And I'm up
in my baller suit Goldman Sachs President that like boom boom,
and I have on one Nike sock and one Dick
Sboarding good sock. And every time I sit down you
can see both logos, so like you can kind of
(27:34):
take the hillbilly out of wherever and put them on
a stage. But you can't really take the hillbilly out
of the party. And I didn't notice it, and the
guy was like, and see you always It's something like
you're always just uh, you know, stay who And he said,
you're not even wearing matching socks and I'm like, oh,
I'm colorblind, and I looking. Oh no, they're both black,
but ones like DSG dickboarding goods and ones that Nike
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and one's a longer than the other in a suit
and I probably should have done that, but reminds me
we should have photoshopped that aloe off that sock. That's all.
Speaker 7 (28:06):
Is there a picture you'd prefer for me to use
anytime going forward?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
No, I don't even care. You can use that. You
can use that one. I just had to clear some
of those pictures because they were like, you have to
clear some of these pictures. There were other ones I
think that I liked better. But also I am very
insecure about like that five or six months, because I
didn't know I was putting on that much weight until
I was like twenty five thirty pounds heavier, and I
was like, how did this happen? Like I'm working out harder.
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I'm meeting even better, trying to catch up. And then
my wife's like, have you checked your medication? And I
was like no, and I was like, I have' a
checked it because I'm not super ocd. I'm not checking
everything because I was on the medication. And she's like,
well check it. And it was like, you're gonna gain
three or four pounds every and I put on all
this weight and I see it there, but I don't
think it's able to be seen if I'm gauging by
how other people see pictures of themselves. And then I go,
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I don't see that.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Are these better? Do you like these better?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I hate every picture of me. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Let me see Morgan.
Speaker 5 (28:58):
It's a different outfit.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Yeah, that's definitely not Miami Bodes.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I don't even mind o. I like too much on
the crotch though.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
That that's funny. You notice the aloe. I never saw that.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Why is that so zoomed in on the project? No? No,
make it look at this.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I'm not looking at.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
I'm like, what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Why are you looking there? We're gonna turn it and
it's just like, no, I think you'd be good at
those bar games you know where, like they have two
pictures and one different kind of aloes.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Like, I'm leit great. If it's like find seven things,
I can find four or five immediately. But when they're small,
my vision is so bad. I can never finish them.
I can notice the ones that are super apparent, super quick.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
That's impressive.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
So that's what'stuff. Okay, let us do a mid roll,
take a break. Thank you guys. I will open Scuba
See's birthday present to me. He did also send me
a video yesterday during my birthday, going to have your
president just came in the mail today, like he sent
it to show that he had it. No, he had
it yesterday, I am, but he but he knew when
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you were coming to work, so he said, I will
drive it to your house. I was like, dude, just
bring it tomorrow. So that's okay.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
I don't know why you're talking about the way you
have nothing for you don't give him anything. Yeah, he
gives them on conditional.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
Level, right, He always support him in his endeavers like
this is like endeavors.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Look at the data on it too, that ninety four
Final four shirt like this they won the championship.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
April second, though, your birthday in nineteen eighty four, so
I'm sure that's a very important day for you on
your birthday. And then winning the final four and then
they won the they won the whole tournament that year too.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
They win the whole thing. That is an awesome gift.
Thank you, Scuba st that's very thoughtful. And even if
it were a day late. One time Scuba got me
a gift, it was like three months late because apparently
got trapped in a boat and he gave me a
picture of a boat that it was trapped on microphone
and I believed its microphone.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Right now, that's it? Ye really, are those sleeves gonna
stay on that shirt?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Those slaves will not stay on that shirt? But I
love the shirt. But most shirts that I don't wear
as a nice shirt are sleeveless shirts.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
Well, you're going to cut the sleeves off a vintage.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
I do most, It's okay, it's up to him. Yeah,
I do most. I have the top ten most unexplained
things in American history, which I don't know. I love.
This is not even conspiracy stuff, but it has led
to conspiracies. But I love talking about it with you. Guys,
because sometimes it's the first you've heard of it, and
(31:20):
I like to get your your initial responses to it. Okay, yep,
please take that as how it's meant a lovely, lovely
comment on talking about new stores of my friends, not
talking to you stuff that you guys have never heard
of it because you haven't read about it. Okay, to
make sure he didn't interpret it that way.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Number ten, The Disappearance of the Solder Children. This is
nineteen forty five. On Christmas Eve, five of George and
Jenny Sauter's ten children vanished when their house in West
Virginia caught fire. No human remains were ever found, leading
to theories that the children were kidnapped before or during
the fire. So the Solder Children, they think the fire
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was to cover up for a kidnapping because they never
found any sort of remains. The children were taken by
an organized crime group, possibly tied to the opposition of
Mussolini because they were very outspoken.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
He's the Italian go yeah leader, dictator.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah sure. And then all the investigation through it the
evidence was either destroyed or lost, you know, finger quotes,
which happens a lot of times. That's what the old
shredder is the paper shredder now, or sometimes the they'll
stick bodies in the tree, the wood chippers, the wood chippers,
Oh yeah, or because I used to work a hobby lot.
(32:39):
Oh this is a dark one. What I've told this before.
It's a dark one though, but a hobby lobby we had. Well,
you threw it in and it burned, It burned everything.
It crushed it. Well, first it crushed it and then
it would go and it would burn. But it was
a smusher, right, so you put it on the tube
smusher and then it made it easier to burn.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
I mean that's how you do it.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Well, they robbed our store manager wants and put him
in their stop. I told the story before.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
I don't recall.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Yeah, they put him in the car.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
They put him in there.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
You knew the guy, he was your manager.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yes, I didn't work there anymore. I was gone. I
haven't gone about a year. But yeah, he was walking
out with the money bags. They robbed him, put him
in that.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
I mean, just take the money.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Yeah, why throw him in there?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Now, I'm not giving a reason as to why they
should have. But whenever you read stories about documents, or
tree or create or they'll take bodies to crematorium or
crusher crushers. That's how you get away with stuff because
the body is because you get rid of the evidence.
And in crimes, if you don't have a body, like
murders and body, it's almost impossible to convict somebody without
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the body.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
I just I'll just say like, uh, I don't want retaliation.
We're good.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Who are you scared of right now? Mussolini dude been
dead forever?
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Bad dude, I know, but I don't know, or wear
a ski mask or something.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
But you don't have to. I don't understand where when
they had to put him in the crush or just
take the money.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Oh you're still on the hobby lobby.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Hobby lobby. Yeah, you ever thought about getting rid of
a body before?
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Yeah, and it's usually a crusher or I don't have
the chemicals because you see that sure so yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
But you saw how messy that could be on breaking bed, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
A few more for me than breaking bad. I think
it is uh where he's that that that killer, but
he's a good guy. Yeah, dexter he does that. It's
weird because they got to break all the bones like
break arms and stuff off and make it smaller fit.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Yeh see. I always think, like a deep sea boat,
there's there's no way they're gonna find hear.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
The stuff just washes up though, But you're right, water
eliminates DNA. I mean you have to like brick them,
you break them.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
So they say, the other day, I was running by
a construction site, like, why do you put somebody in concrete?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Well, was.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Liyan King Tiger King Cat, Carol Baskin's husband or something.
Speaker 6 (35:05):
No, he was fed to the allegedly, but.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
One of the theories was there he was in the concrete.
What were you going to say, Bobby?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
One of the theories. So the movie there was a
whole movie based on it on Netflix. I bet you
I can get you there. And he was head of
like the Teamsters, the union. Robert de Niro was in it. Oh,
the irishman Jimmy Hoffa. Oh, so they can't. They don't
know where his body is. So he was a labor
union leader. The last time they saw him was like
outside of a restaurant in the seventies. They presume him murdered,
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but it's like we mentioned a minute ago. They never
found the body and if you don't find the body,
you don't really have anything. And so people think he's
buried like under a stadium in the concrete like things
like that. So when do he disappear? Seventy five, that says,
and they didn't declare him dead until the eighties. But yeah,
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I've thought about that stuff. I don't ever don't. I
don't want to have to do it, but do I
think I could get That's what you do. It's just
the thought of like you melt them or yeah, Like I've.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Just been thinking like if I wanted to get rid
of some where would I like, how would I do that?
Where would I put them?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
And I think too, like should I go ahead and
get chemicals now when I don't need them? Because where
they end up getting you the carbon copy where they
end up getting you is well, this crime happens. So
for this crime to have happened, we need to go
trace back and see who bought this around this place
the Google service that they look. Yeah, so it's like,
should I just kind of get ready now, even though
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I hope I never have to do it?
Speaker 3 (36:36):
How much time do you have to wait if you
get it now? How much time you have.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
To wait forever.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
You never know what's going to happen.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
I know, but if what if something comes up tomorrow
and you're like, I.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Can't use those chemicals, You're like, I got to go
find a different wood chipper. I can find one of those.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Cheaper, So I'm gonna have to buy a boat.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Like Now, you don't think you're gonna get flagged for
buying a wood chopper.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Yeah, but if I buy it now and I use
it in seven years, no, because I'll do Chipwoyd on
Instagram a couple of times. Shaw, I use it anyway.
That was number ten. They never found out what happened
to those kids ever, they were just gone.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Yeah, and it's too late now. That was you say,
the forties, Yep, it's too late.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Number nine. The Montalk Project, which was the inspiration for
Stranger Things. Oh so, I don't want to make this
a conspiracy theory thing, but theories claimed the US military
conducted secret experiments on mind control, time travel, and interdimensional
portals at Camp hero in Montauk, New York. Now, we
(37:33):
did talk about I think on yesterday's was that yesterday
we were talking about ultra Yeah, yesterday. So it was
an extension of the mk Ultra experiments. So there are
documents that you can go that were redacted and hidden
the now you have to like look to find them,
but you can see where they were trying to figure
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out if some of this stuff was real or not.
And it's a bit now of government disinformation and urban
legend and some real information and fabricated stories. But the
thing you do is you just put so many stories
out there and so many fake ones. People just believe
everything's fake. It's like the best way to lie, have
a little bit of just we need a little bit
of truth, but then you just cover it up with that.
(38:17):
So that is what Stranger thinks is kind of based
on that. That what they call it, the other, the
other side, the other, the upside down, the upside down,
thank you, Like that's it. That was an extension of
mk ultra, But they don't have enough information on it
to go to say what they found.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Do you think we'll ever do time travel? Like if
it's not even done yet, do you think we'll ever
figure that out?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Come on, It's something I think about a lot.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
But don't you say if we had you would.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
No, we don't have it, And I'm not saying that
we have it yet, Like do you think let's assume
we don't have it yet.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
But I think you're thinking of time travel as in
time as linear, which I hear you. I would think
of time travel and the way of splitting timelines. Meaning
in Back to the Future, he couldn't see himself, he
saw himself, boom, the world explodes. Kind of that. That
happens in a lot of time travel movies. You can't
see yourself because then you know where you could probably
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if it were to be found and happen, what would
you would just be in a split timeline more so
than in the same timeline. And if there are infinite
timelines that are actually happening, where you're doing all these
different things based on every singular decision you ever made.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
So I tried so hard to follow you, but.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
I don't because I'll do this for a long time
because I love talking about it.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
But verse, yes, but back to the future linear, one timeline,
one life. No, what's your question if you think we'll
ever develop a time machine.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
I used to think that if there was a time machine,
that I would come back and tell myself I'd break
the rules to do that and that I would know.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
What if you tried to break the rules and they
wouldn't let you.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
So I don't think that's the case. I think.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
You would never be normal if you told yourself.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
But here's the thing, I don't think it's about telling myself.
Do I think I've done that? No? But do I
think that I have made some decisions that I look
back at and go man Like, for some reason, I
got extremely educated in this one specific part, and then
all of a sudden I needed to make a decision
based on what I was extremely educated in and knocked
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it out of the park. Why in the world did
I make that decision? Do I think I would have
led me there through things like that instead of, hey dude,
here's an envelope with a secret in it. I think
that would have been how I would have done it,
because playing the odds from where I come from to
where I am now, that doesn't happen a whole lot, honestly,
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like poverty can in and trailer park. Going to do
what I do now doesn't happen a whole lot. And
I think I've earned it all. But there have been
some odd times where I decided I'm really going to
focus and learn this. I need to learn this and
to get better at this. And then an opportunity presented
itself to where the skill set that I just developed
allowed me to and then I'm like, what, So I
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think that would be the presentation to me. Had I
been able to do that, it would it be me
showing up under the table being like, hey man, invest
in Apple.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
So you think this has happened.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
No, I don't, but I think that if it would happen,
if it has, and if it does in my lifetime,
that would have been how I communicated with myself in
a very indirect way. So what do I know about
the future. We know nothing about the future. We're finding
things out all the time, even scientifically that we never knew,
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probably not in our lifetime ever. I think you everything
gets figured out till the earth starts over again. And
that's probably happened three four or five six times where
we've gotten to such an advanced civilization or we've developed
let's just say, let's use nuclear weapons as an example,
nuclear weapons where we exploded and well, earth went away
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and then we have to start over restart, and you
really you're starting to scratch again. Single cell here we go.
So who knows how many times that's happened. But I
think if the Earth's able to go long enough, yes,
because you start to learn more about dimensional which would
I was talking, But don't ask me that question. See
if you asked me that, I'll be here for a
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while because I do think about that a lot. I know,
especially my theory of did I help myself? Like did
future meet help myself?
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Now?
Speaker 1 (42:44):
And if I did, it's not how I thought it
would be walking and handing me a note or sending
me a text, or showing up behind a cornery one, hey,
come here. It would have been some of the random
things that's happened that has encouraged me to do things
that probably wouldn't have done, or learned things I probably
wouldn't have learned. That's all that satisfy your answer. Yeah,
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did you stop listening? No?
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Number eight the ghost ship of the s s or
Rain Meeting. It's it's a hoax. Maybe it's a distress
signal from this This ship claimed that the entire crew
is dead. They're like, we're out, We're out. When a
rescue team arrived, they found the crew frozen and their
expressions were all like like, ah, well, yeah, then the
ship exploded, so everybody's frozen on it. Then the ship exploded.
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Theories carbon monoxide poisoning from a boiler.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Yeah, but they wouldn't have been that.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
They were smuggling chemical weapons and that is what caused
them to be exposed to toxins or just a completely
fabricated sea legend. So that is an unanswered question from
finger quote history. No more, are you done?
Speaker 3 (43:59):
What else you munch?
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Doesn't listen to half the cra I don't even understand
what we're I mean. Like number seven, the Merry Celeste mystery.
She's an American merchant ship, Mary Celeste, the name of
the ship, was found a drift in the Atlantic Ocean.
No crew, fully stock, no signs of struggle like that
Mary Celest, which is out there. It's like you found
a party boat, a party barge full of beer and
alcohol and full of gas. It's running and there's nobody
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around for no captain, nothing for sure.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
One Willy was on there.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
One eye Willy is.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
From or is that is that Pirates of the Caribbean.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Well, so one of the theories is pirates got the boat. Yeah,
but then but they didn't take the stuff because it's
full of stuff. Okay, most unexplained things in American history.
I'll give you a couple other ones. Maybe you know
about the lost Colony of Roanoke. You guys care about
that one?
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Wait a second, no, there are these are natives.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Over one hundred English settlers disappeared from Ronoke Island, leave
being behind one cryptic word carved into a post. The
word was like, it's not Croatian, but it's like cro
Crootian with a no instead of But they wrote that
in that's it. That's the one word that they were
all gone. One hundred settlers gone, disappeared. One word.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
But they don't know who, Like, did the people that
took them write it or the people that got taken rided.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
The theory, there's a couple of theories. One they integrated
with the tribe, which feels weird to me. Maybe that's
the two they were killed by a local tribe or
Spanish forces. And then they can talk about droughts and stuff.
But I mean, one hundred settlers were just gone with
a word written. And then it goes to what about aliens?
Can something have come down? An alien is a funny word,
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little green Men.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
But yeah, and they wrote Croatia, well.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Cro cro Croatian.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
They could have misspelled it.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
I don't think so. They probably don't speak English. D B.
Cooper we talked about that.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
D B. Cooper hijacked playing to Madge hundred thousand bucks
and then jumped down to parachute, never be seen again,
and they found money on the ground.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
He was just gone, like did he make it?
Speaker 1 (46:04):
They got drawing to this dude, and so the theories
are one, he made it, We never knew who he
was too. He died while jumping. The money was discovered.
Some of it was near a river. So the dB
Cooper thing's wild and people still debate on that one.
Do you know about that one? Lunch barks, Yeah, I
do know about that one.
Speaker 6 (46:23):
And that one is That one's actually interesting because I've
heard of it. Some of these are from like that
I don't even know when, so it's like so far
back that I'm like, ah, they.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Know, you're never gonna know.
Speaker 6 (46:32):
But this guy probably died on the way down when
animal I was like in the sixties.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Yeah, I think seventies, seventy one, maybe the seventies, I do.
I tossed my sheet. I think it was seventies Edgar
Allen Poe's death. Do you know what he wrote?
Speaker 2 (46:48):
By the way, Yeah, the raven.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Edgar Allen poet found delirious in Baltimore, wearing clothes that
weren't his, which is why they're the Ravens, by the way,
the Baltimore Ravens. Yeah, like how long ago was Edgar?
Ohand Pole? Eighteen forty nine was the death of him?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
Okay? Anyone?
Speaker 1 (47:04):
So he was found delirious in Baltimore, wearing clothes that
weren't his, and he kept calling out the name Reynolds.
He died shortly after. They don't know what happened. So
the theories are common alcohol poisoning, but also like rabies,
which if you got bit by something that it wasn't
like you went to the doctor and they knew what
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was going on, carbon monoxide poisoning, or brain disease, or
something called cooping, which is forced election fraud where people
were kidnapped, drugged and then made devote multiple times and
they what. That's kind of the lead theory that they
feel like that's what happened to him. He was cooped.
Have a cool name, but yeah, not a cool thing.
The Phoenix lights From nineteen ninety seven, thousands people in
(47:48):
Arizona reported seeing a massive, silent V shaped formation of
lights hovering in the sky. Thousands of people, not three.
They were drunk outside of trailer park.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
So the theory are secret military aircraft testing, a natural
atmospheric phenomenon or extraterrestrial activity but unexplained. This is the nineties.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Two.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Oh man, I've read so much about the Amelia Earhart
disappearance and like pictures that she may be in the
background of if she was like taken, so familiar heart
tried to do what.
Speaker 6 (48:27):
Lunchbox fly across the Atlantic, fly around the world, That's
what I meant.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
She and her navigator disappeared over the Pacific. No wreckage
was found.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
Which is so she was on the end of her journey.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
Yeah, towards the end.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
Uh huh, coming back around because she had.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Left the So they you know, did did Japan take her?
They find her and get her like that's really one
of the theories. The easiest one is it just crashed
the stick in the ocean, right, they crash the stick
in the ocean. It's sound in their but nothing has
ever washed up the ocean also pretty big, and if
it's in the middle of it, pretty big. It's like
that one flight that disappeared, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
The Malaysian Yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
Another one of the popular theories that landed on remote
island and then perish there. But the real one is
they were captured by the Japanese because Japanese believe they
were spies, and they might have been.
Speaker 4 (49:18):
I'd be like, you haven't gotten word. I'm Amelia Earhart.
I'm trying to be the first woman to fly around
the world.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
But that's the cover.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
And the news was like you couldn't. How do you
tell the whole world you're flying across the world then.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
But famous people were offering to cover as spies.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
Oh oh, so you believe that one the spy?
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Do I think probably? Yeah? Probably?
Speaker 3 (49:37):
Do you think she was a spy?
Speaker 1 (49:39):
I think there was probably some spyish activities happening, even
if it wasn't her main thing. I do think that
they probably were involved in gathering intelligence. Yes, really, yeah.
I think it happened throughout history with many, many famous
people because they're famous and you know him, it's hiding
in plain Site Number one is Zodiac Killer, a serial
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killing calif One to taunted police with like letters and
like codes, very cryptic codes, and was never caught. There's
a new Netflix documentary about it. Or I think they
got it, but even then it's like, did they really
it wasn't multiple people?
Speaker 2 (50:18):
Oh they never caught in copycats?
Speaker 1 (50:20):
Maybe multiple suspects have been named, including Arthur Lee Allen,
and Gary Post, but none were proven definitively. Some people
do believe the Zodiac was never one person, but a
group and maybe a group working together, maybe a group
of people that weren't. But the thing was if they
weren't working together and it was copycats. Usually copycats aren't
aren't as smart as the original, and all of them
were like unable to be caught, which is why they
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believe it was the same person. Whomever it is dead now.
But it's like Jack the Ripper. Oh yeah, I do
think if I were back then, I could have been
a serial killer easily. I've gotten away with it because nobody,
if they don't see you do it, you didn't do it.
You could have gone away it is. There's no DNA,
there's no NA, there's no evidence at all.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
Really, that's how you get away with anything even like
in the sixties. Yeah, you crimes like crazy. That's why
Ted Bundy just moves states. Oh yeah, each other's station.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
It was like Dick's and Hazard where they'd be like,
that's another state.
Speaker 1 (51:18):
Man, get to that county line. So okay, Well, maybe
that wasn't the desired audience for that segment.
Speaker 3 (51:27):
I thought it was.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
I mean, something is just over my head. You you
think too deep.
Speaker 6 (51:31):
No, I don't think about like the linear time travel,
And I'm like, what in the world, I don't know
what that means.
Speaker 3 (51:36):
So I'm just like, because it's not what you're into.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
What I'm saying, I'm not saying. I'm saying I don't
understand it. So I'm like, not get it.
Speaker 6 (51:44):
I don't even know what he was saying. When he's
saying linear time travel, I'm like, I don't know what
that means.
Speaker 1 (51:48):
No, just linear, like time is right now understood to
be linear, meaning in a straight line like TikTok TikTok,
time only goes one direction.
Speaker 3 (51:59):
Linear.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Oh yeah, it does, it goes out, linear go backwards.
Speaker 3 (52:03):
But like every morning in life, you know, not linear.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
M hm. You could if you have a time a
time machine like Eddie asked.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
Yeah, that's why we talked about that.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
That was it? All right?
Speaker 3 (52:15):
Well all right, Colley, I'm still thinking about that guy
from Ibby Lobby.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
Yeah, that's terrible, man.
Speaker 4 (52:21):
I know you have I just we have a lot
of things now that I had a little moment with it.
I do remember now, and I am just like.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
Shocks.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
I remember, like one day you forgot your lunch and
you ate a bunch of pay days.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
Pay days and got sick. That's why I've not had
one since.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
Like, I remember that.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
It wasn't lunch, it was dinner because it was after school.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
Okay, forget the details man.
Speaker 3 (52:45):
About he told pay day way more than he's.
Speaker 1 (52:48):
Told the other. One's dark And I didn't work there
when it happened. It was after it was I was gone.
But it was just, hey, did you hear?
Speaker 3 (52:56):
I wonder if he's involved in something else? You know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (53:00):
No, I don't. There was no reason to think that
at all. But he had the money and they were
walking out of the back.
Speaker 3 (53:05):
Just take the money. You don't have to put me
in the compactor in them.
Speaker 1 (53:09):
That's what you would do. But but why would you
think he was involved in anything?
Speaker 3 (53:12):
I don't know because I'm like wild because they might.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Watch just do me crime shows where everybody's trying to something.
Speaker 3 (53:18):
I'm like, maybe he knew something else.
Speaker 4 (53:20):
I'm not saying he was a bad person anyway, but
like maybe somehow they're like, we knew you get rid
of this guy. Can't to me, just like the hobby
lobby money bag.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
They could have just killed him to rob him and
then they are like, oh crap, we got to do
some of the money.
Speaker 4 (53:31):
Yeah, maybe killed him accidentally they mean to kill him sure,
or can just kill him to I can get behind No,
because like now you're why take the money? And if
you get caught, you're in jail for stealing money. You
murder him, now you're in jail for murder.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
Yeah, it's very different, I hear you.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
But you're you're putting a rational question on an irrational act. Yeah,
where if you go up and rob somebody and all
of a sudden they're like no, and they pull a
gun or NiFe on you shoot him and kill them
because you feel threatened and you're the one that was robbing.
So now he had something the boy I understand. Yeah,
it's it's crazy, it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (54:01):
Totally.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
Well, I'm going to give that a C minus. That's
want to do in my room by myself.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
I gain.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
You do it later again, I do it all again.
That wasn't What do you guys think about Rono? Guys, Okay,
that's it. I think there's anything else today that I
needed to get to in the post show. It's not
the post show anymore extra podcast I work. Let's see
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what's is this something Mike?
Speaker 2 (54:32):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (54:33):
Truth is I don't want.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
To Yeah, it's a Facebook post.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
Well what is it?
Speaker 3 (54:37):
Say it?
Speaker 2 (54:37):
It's about the hobby lummy?
Speaker 1 (54:39):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (54:40):
What's it about Amelia?
Speaker 1 (54:43):
You know what I'm not. That's not for me to
read because that is too I never hate I never
heard that before.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
If you can really cite a Facebook comment.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
If we have to cite Facebook comments.
Speaker 3 (54:55):
Like from our page, just tell us what it had
to do with the boat in the ocean, with all
this stuff.
Speaker 1 (55:04):
Yep, that one time travel from the future. From the future.
I just told myself, don't do this segment that Mike
has put up on the screen because you might get
in trouble. So okay, cool, thank you guys, and we
will see tomorrow. Bybody,