Bobby talks about a woman who was cleared of a murder charge after she claims she killed husband in her sleep. Do we think she should be cleared? Eddie shares why he is sick of this question he's been getting a lot lately and we give him a minute to air his grievances. Bobby shares a story of the rise of middle class shoplifting and Lunchbox may admit to something illegal.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wake up, Wake up in the mall and it's a
radio and the Dodgors.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
He's on time.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Ready lunchbox, More game too, Steve Bread and it's trying
to put you through the fog. He's running this week's
next bit. The Bobby's on the box, so you know
what this this the Bobby Ball. It's the time of
the morning for Amy's joke, the Morning Corny. But on
(00:32):
Thursdays we see how many we can figure it out.
It's us three, guys. It's the investigative Morning Corny. Ninety
seconds on the board. Guys, ready, ready, all right, here
we go and action the morning Corny.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
What is Cardi b called when she's running on a treadmill?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Cardi? Oh yep, oh my god, so good?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
How the cows shop?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Move bruise, cows shop? Coupons, moupons? Okay, pastures.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Dumb?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
How do cows shop? They grazed? Where would they go
to shop? Like? Let me do a mall? So a
mall online? Internet? Move Amazon.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Online?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
How to cows shop? How to cows shop?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Cows shop?
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Move with a Paul utterly utter ORNs milk.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I got nothing but I don't even know at the
time and I thought we never an hour already, mum.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Move it's cattle dog.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
What month is the best for coffee?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Okay? January, jan okay, February, February, March, April, May, June, July, Augul, No,
hold on.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
We know the month.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
April, May, offfee, June, milk, mocha, July.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Decaffeinated.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
What month is best for coffee with the cow?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
No, that has nothing to do with the Now we
moved on from the cow.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
You got catalog?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
How many did you give us two cows in the beginning, No.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I give you cardi b and cows I was in.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
No, you got.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Cardioh so fast was calendar and then cows shop in cattalogs.
And then the best month for coffee is when we're
in because it's February, my favorite.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Let's just start saying all the months like we don't
know all the months. Yeah, that's on me, guys. I
thought it was all cow jokes. That's okay.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
But here's the here's the thing. I would have never
got February ary, y'all.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I bet you could have got there. Y'all got cattle log.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Kind of while Yeah, okay, this woman killed her husband.
She was sleeping, so it's murderer. But they dropped the
charges because she killed him while she was sleeping. So
I want to read you this. Oh, Amy's already suspicious.
A woman was able to beat a murder charge after
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her lawyer successfully argued she had a sleeping disorder. She
was accused of stabbing her husband to death in September
of twenty twenty three. Prosecutors decided to drop the case.
She was put through a scientific sleep study. Oh I
would cheat so bad. I'd fake asleep and then just
start grabbing stuff, stabbing in the air. Actually I was asleep,
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Well he does, Oh you know, I'd rig that thing.
It was discovered she suffered from a sleeping disorder and
therefore it was not acting in a conscious and voluntary state.
So does that mean you kill somebody if you're asleep.
It's weird And that's from the Guardian. This is a
weird thing because if so, let's just imagine as it says,
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because I'm sure they can monitor the brain and know
if you're actually sleeping. So she's sleeping and she does
it in her sleep, m she unconsciously does it. If
I'm on a jury and you can tell me one
hundred percent. You monitor her brain waves and it's at
a certain state when you're sleeping, and she was acting.
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I don't know. She just fall asleep and start stabbing
with her hands. I don't know what she does. It's
gonna be hard for me to convict her, I know.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
But then where does she get to sleep for the
rest of her life?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Like tape down, Like when you're so mu's bad on
an airplane, you duck tape them. I'm gonna have an
official duct taper come and duct tape me to something.
But yes, it's it's it is feel a little sussy
like a But just for the sake of this conversation,
if they could prove that she was asleep and she
goes absolutely bonkers when she sleeps, and that there wasn't
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some reason that she wanted to kill her husband, although
I bet you can go to any relationship of and
reasons she wants to kill her husband. You could probably
go to my wife and she can probably tell you
three reasons she wants to kill me right now. Not literally,
but let's say all that checks out, Amy, Let's say
sleeping disorder for sure, and there was nothing in the
relationship like an insurance policy was just taking out a
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major five. Would you acquit her?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah? But there needs to be some plan for her
and me if that was me, like, I wouldn't How
how do I sleep safely?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
But again I'm not asking that, I'm just asking you're
in the you're a jur.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Yeah, but I mean, can you commit people to live
in a like is there a you know, not like
a mental hospital, but it's like a sleep hospital?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Life go there? So's the perfect place?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Is there somewhere like where people can go? I mean,
you still have murdered somebody.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Right, so could you acquit again? What would your verdict be?
You're you're the only juror it's me as the jury ahead.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
We need a new word for it, because if you're
if you're if you kill someone in your sleep, are
you a murderer or are you just someone.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
You're not a murderer. Murdering is illegal. You accidentally killed somebody, yes, murder.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yes, dude, involuntary manslaughter.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
But my understanding of involuntary manslaughter is you still put
yourself in a position for that to happen, even though
you didn't mean for it to happen. She's just sleeping, right,
you're the juror, Amy, Okay, just got the envelope here,
I'm the judge. It looks like Amy the juror has said.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I'm not going to send you to jail, but I
am confining you to a sleep shelter.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
So interesting On Andy Griffith show, Otis would get so
drunk he would go and check himself and he would
go into the jail cell and be like, I'm drunk, Andy,
and he would go and Mayberry and put herself in
in the jail for the night. So every night she
has to go like check herself in the sup prison.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Yes, something like that, because honestly, if she truly did
it in her sleep and she as and when she's
awake she knows that's what happened, that alone is punishment
enough the rest of her life. Like she has to
live with knowing that she killed somebody while she was sleeping.
So I don't think she needs to go to jail
with other criminals like that. But but but we do
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need to wait to keep her safe and other people
safe while she's sleeping.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Okay, I have two other questions I got to get out. One.
Let's say the husband's dead, but she's kind of hot
and you meet her and she's single, no, like, no
she undid lunchbox? Is she undtable? Man? Depends how hot.
I mean, if she's a nine or ten, she's datable.
I think even an eight, I'll be honest, she can
kill you now. But but he's already put her in
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the sleep the sleep chambery, so you.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Get to hang out with her, but at ten pm
she has to go.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I mean, is an eight man what is great?
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Even?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Maybe depending on where you are, if you're like a
four and she's of seven, maybe you still do it,
and maybe you lock her in the room with you
and you make sure there's nothing sharp.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Oh good, Yeah, no weapons?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Odds of this happening twice very slim. And if it
does happen twice, I got a feeling it was on purpose.
Speaker 8 (08:15):
How did this happen the first time? Like I like,
she never showed any signs of this.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I think, I listen, there are times that where I
just go ah when I sleep, And so that's just
a version of things that happen that you don't control,
or I'll talk in my sleep. Some people eat in
their sleep. I don't think she's ever like grabbed knives
and gotten close to this. But I would imagine there's
been some sort of if I'm guessing sleepwalking, sleep something
in her life. In Voluntary manslaughter is when someone unintentionally
kills another person through reckless or negligent actions. I don't
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feel like she was reckless, right.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, it's not a volunteery manslaughter. I get it. I don't.
I don't even know what they call this. This is
why I'm wasn't a lawyer.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Not guilty?
Speaker 5 (08:53):
This is why.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yes, yes, yes, yeah not, she's not guilty, And I'm
just going to make her put restraints on her. You
know how if you drink too much and you get
DUI you have to blow into a to get your cargoing. Yes,
you have got to strap things on your wrist at
night when you go to sleep, and like push a
selfie button with your toe and that reports in and
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as long as you're strapped, and that long as you're
strapped in, all good. The problem is you how do
you get out? Right? I think getting out it's got
to be some sort of like you call like the
toe this center and they release you.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Like what do you have to go pee?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
But how about that? Like you killed and how okay
another ankle? How guilty do you feel? Let's say there
absolutely was nothing malicious about it, and you're like, oh my,
you wake up and they are stabbed to death and
you got a knife in your hand. What you know?
What I do? I washed then eye, get rid of it,
moved Mexico because I didn't do it on purpose. But
there's no way I'm getting There's no way you're getting
out of that. And she did, but there's no This
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is one of the wildest stories ever. But is she datable?
And the answer is how hot is she? That's crazy
that that's not you don't like.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
That answer, Amy, I mean, now I'm trying to flip it,
like if it's a guy, like how I'm not saying hot.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Like, yeah, he did it on purpose. If it's a guy,
he did it on purpose.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
This happen to a man too, He did purpose, okay,
But I'm trying to think, like, would I be like, say,
he's so perfect in all the other ways and if
he went to his you know, little sleep jail at night,
could I still date during the day?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Sleep Jel's tough though, because you got to go somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Call it what you want, Like, I like your breathalyzer thing,
which when you have to blow into something, it takes
your photo, so similar, like you said, you still into that.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I'm looking at the couple here, Oh, man.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Is what what happened? What do they look like?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Nice people?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah? See this is sad.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
A little older? Okay, so yeah, but yeah yeah, I mean,
do you not like the north side of South a mule?
Speaker 5 (11:02):
I know what that means?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:04):
That sucks.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
And also it just sucks you wake up? You stabbed
your husband to death. I wonder what she used? A
fork and alarm clock? I got the edge of an
alarm clock.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Oh it didn't say knife. I assumed a knife.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I don't know. And then why would keep a knife? Right?
As had your bed?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
If you're you can get up and go to the
kitchen and get in there.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
That's true. That's true. That's true. Okay, I just wanted
to bring that up. I thought it was a wild story.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Can you explain to me what a Brazilian butt lift is?
And do you have to go to Brazil to get
it done?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
No, they do it here in America. I think it's
just a take fat from one part of your body,
like wherever they can borrow it, suck it out and
then stick it in your butt to make it bigger.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Trend of like massive butt still a thing like oh
like fake massive butts because Kim Kardashian's but was fake, right,
I think it was massive?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah, that was having a moment.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Is that still always a moment? In that one that.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
We've seen less and less of that out of Hollywood
or wherever red carpets. I don't know. I think people
are being more natural, right.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I could understand if you had a flat butt you
want to put a little brazil in there.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
And I guess by me saying people are being more natural,
they're just getting better at like not being obvious. They've
had something done.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
So there's now face bbl's.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Oh fat transfer to the face.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
So so BBL the Brazilian butt left. Yeah, and so
now fat transfers to parts of the face. By doctor
Benjamin Coughlin, it describes I guess it's not really like
a fill. Okay, so tell me what a filler is, Well, filler.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Is it's a different I don't know what makes up
the components of filler, but that's a foreign object. If
you're putting fat, that would taking fat from your body
to put it the fat back in your face, because
as you age, you actually lose fat in your face
and uh, you know, when you're younger, you have more
of the fat and that's what makes you look more plump.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
So they say this is better than filler. Yes, and
that would be why, because you're pulling fat from somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yeah, from your body. My friend and Iver I didn't
know that this was called a BBL for the face,
but we were talking about, Yeah, I guess people transferring
fat to their parts. And she was like, oh man,
if you did that, borrow some of my fat and
put it in there and then do that I have.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
No, it's like breastfeeding a child that's not yours.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
I know you can transplant.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
We were just.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Joking about if she was a donor and then she
I was like, but then what do I do if
you start eating? Like then do I start you know,
like it's not her fat anymore?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Of it was like.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Say her fat got put in my cheeks and every
time she ate, my cheeks expanded.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
That's a movie, not really, okay, short, it's a social
media The question is have you been to the doctor
lately from s WNS Digital and especially when they talk
to women the answers a lot of times, know that
a lot of women said they're behind on checkups and
what do you think The biggest reason.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Is not resources like yeah, money, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
It's it's anxiety. It's generally anxiety.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Oh well, you're gonna have more anxiety if you put
it off, because then if you can get early detection
on certain things, it could save your life. So that's
what you got to get past.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
The survey found that thirty three percent of women were
behind on important appointments for like mammograms, gynological exams, even
getting their yearly physicals. The number is even higher for
gen Z women and so this is very female based here.
According to the survey, the biggest reasons women say they
shy away from the doctor. One, they don't feel their
symptoms are serious enough. I get that, though, because if
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it's you're just kind of sick, You're like, well, I
may not get any worse, so let's just write.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
It out right.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I know I can do that sometimes.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Number Two, I get anxious about going to the doctor.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Number three, my symptoms are dismissed does that mean they're
gone away.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
No, it means that you don't feel heard like you
go there anyway, and they're sort of like, oh, it's
not really And then you're like, well, if you don't
have the energy or you're anxious anyway, then you have
to like advocate for yourself, which is daunting for some people,
but sometimes it's the best thing you can do.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
I'll ask you about this one because we as men
don't feel this at the doctor, and maybe you do.
My symptoms are a tribu it to hormonal changes.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Yeah, And I would say if you're going maybe to
a male doctor. I've never felt dismissed by anybody that
I've gone to, but I could imagine sometimes women if
they are not with a sympathetic doctor. Maybe he's a man,
he doesn't understand a lot about a woman's body or
what's happening. And I guess a female doctor could do
it too, but it might be like, oh, yeah, yeah,
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you're just that's hormones or you're crazy or whatever, and
it's like, no, I may actually have this going on,
or you're just feeling anxious, but it could be overlooking
other things that could really offer solutions for you.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
And finally, I feel my gender plays a role in
how accurately I'm diagnosed.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Well, yeah, because I think that that's case in point.
The women feel like they're not being heard, like it's
often just like, oh, it's probably your time in the month,
or we.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
As men would never even think that these would be
things you guys have to deal with because it's foreigned us.
We don't have to deal with that.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah. I just think that when it comes to hormones
and menopause and perimenopause, there's not a lot of We're
starting to get there, at least I'm seeing a trend
in accounts that I follow. More information is now out there,
but it's only recent and a lot of these women
that are spearheading it, they're like, I'm doing it now
because I'm in perimenopause. I'm in menopause, so I want
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to give you this information. But the generation before them
had no information, so they're having to They're like doctors
that are women that are now at the age and
they have the medical background, so they're doing the research
and they're like, wow, mind blown. I was never taught
this in medical school. I nobody before me ever, you know,
shared any of this with me. So I think it's
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just dedicating time and money and resources to the research
so that women can be more informed.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
That's good. Some of that stuff I would have never
even thought of would be an issue. I wish guys
could have their feet and stirrups.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
No you don't. It's uncomfortable. That's where some of the
anxiety comes from.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Like I like that, Okay, I have to I have
to have a doctor going into MyH but were you
in No. I wish otherwise I had to like take
my pants and just stand there like a piece of meat.
And I'm sure to her, I'm not a piece of meat.
I'm just a bheah. And she's like, here's another BH
and I'm a BH doctor. So here we go.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
But there are probably some men that put off going
to get that checked because they're just about it. They're embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I was like, I'm not going to they get BH tyrups. Yeah,
they never got them. I wish they had them.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I mean, just the mantra for yourself is like, if
I have the resources and I'm able to go, I
should just go because whatever they find could save my life.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah. I totally understand the anxiety thing. I don't think
you've been thinking about what. So I told you guys
on the show that I had a sea section.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Okay, yeah, it's true.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Well you're calling it that, but you had surgery in
your abdomen area.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Had to cut my abs and have moved your spleen.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
But I mean it's the.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Doctor said you had a sea section.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Really he said it.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
He said that, like ayrians.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Call well no, no no, he said, no, no, no, no,
Let me let me say what I said. He said
they had to cut through my abs the same way
they do a sea section.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
And then you said, so sea section?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, soht a sea section? They had a slice smiling match, Yes,
I've had a sea section. They had to take and
cut my abs down the middle right right, and so
something about my pelvic floor is all screwed up. Never
even heard of it. You ever heard of a pelvic floor?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yes, women have to deal with that a lot.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
When after they have a baby. I had a sea section.
So they had to go into my sea section and
remove like my splint splint because it was all ruptured.
So when they pulled the sea section out, they pulled
the sea section out.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Or know, the sea section is the surgery operation.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I'm still new to this. Guys.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
They pulled the baby out. I mean they pull out
all your organs and then they remove the baby and
then they put the organs back in.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Well, they had to cut my abs right down the middle,
and I have this huge scar goes from my store
them down to my like my belt right there. I
had a doctor say the thin could sell my abs
back together and the long term that may be good
for me.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Okay, so you're gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I don't know it's a hurt.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
I would think it hurts, you know, having your ab
be torn apart.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I think so because I worked hard. I got a
decent I got like a four and a half pack,
you know. But if it likes long term beneficial, should
I go and get my sea section fixed?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
That's it's you. I mean, if if it's impacting you,
will it help your pelvic floor because that can impact you.
Let's see urination, bow, sexual function?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
What about Okay, understand this. What about all the digestive
issues I've had forever?
Speaker 8 (19:23):
Oh yeah, that could be part of it.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I need stirrups and I need them now so we
can figure this out. Okay, it will likely cost some
pain and soreness in the abdominal area after surgery. Oh
that's it. That's every day for me. I play pickleball.
One day I got pain and soreness in the abdominal area.
Do I'll make it?
Speaker 4 (19:40):
What if I do?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
What if I go in and I get my sea
section fixed and I'm the only dude to ever have
a sea section, then get it fixed. See I'm a trendsetter.
All serious though, Like Amy said, you guys should go
if to us too. If something's up and you can't
afford it, go yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
And if you have the anxiety, take a friend or
figure out a way to get there, because I'll go.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
While I'm there.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Back to.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Honest question, I'm gonna go to lunchbox and Eddie first.
You ever steal itself? Check out? Oh yeah? And why
thank you for your honesty? Why I ask is that
I'm not saying you steal everything impossible, But if you
have like thirteen items, it's kind of easy if you
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were just gonna do beat and to slip one end
or would it even be stealing if you forgot to
beat one and you get to the car and like, oh,
I forgot to pay for all those if known is dishonest.
So lunchbox, you said, yes, Now give me more context
to your guess.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
Oh yeah, which time? There's a time that you try
to scan it. You try to scan it and won't scan.
The bar cod and working. So then I just ad like,
I scan it, put it in the bag. I don't
have time to hit a button, have some wait five
minutes for someone to come, then have to go find
it on the shelf. So hey, man, I did my best.
I attempted it three times. I even tried to stretch
out the barcode. All right, it didn't scan. Just put
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it in the bag, move on. So you didn't mean
to steal, but you stole well, I mean, yeah, I
tried to scan. It didn't scan. So at that point
I'm like, my hands are tied, nothing I can do.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Put it in the bag. But that's still amy. We
just said still stealing, because if something goes wrong, you
should call somebody over.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Yes, it's stealing.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Okay, is there and you said which time is all? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:26):
Then there's other times you have kids in the basket,
so you put the gatorade in the on the bottom
of the cart. And you just forget about it and
you get to your car and you're like, well, man,
I already got the kids in the car seats, Like,
am I really going to take them out of the cars?
He used to go back in the store. Yeah, just
throw the gatorade in the car. They're not gonna miss it.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Amy, would that be stealing, Yes, because I've done that
before with chicken, and I had to go back in
and pay for it.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I have also had water on the bottom. Now no kids, Yeah,
that's the hard part. But I don't think kids allow
you to steal.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
My kids are actually the ones that pointed out, hey, mom,
the chicken is here.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
We're at the car, and I'm like, shoot. And because
I was with my kids, I for sure, for sure.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Had to go back in because I want to set
an example to them that we don't.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Just take things.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
I'm gonna go to Eddie in a second. But the
story is these people openly admit to using self service
checkouts and they will steal. And they're called middle class shoplifters.
And it's not that they're stealing everything, but if they
have thirteen items, sixteen items, they know they could pop
a couple in there without being caught because you're paying
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for other things. I mean, the greatest lies have truths
to them. Just in general, the greatest lies have a
bit of truth and the truth that you're paying for stuff.
A poll of one thousand shoppers conducted said that about
thirty seven percent of customers that's such a high number
deliberately fail to scan an item when using self checkouts.
Men under thirty five most likely to do so. Some
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people admit to not weighing the items correctly when you
have to weigh them for like food or like they'll
put it on but hold it a little bit up
so it doesn't that's dirty. That the next level dirty
dog thinking. I wouldn't have thought of that. And thirty
eight percent I've used the banana trick. Now, oh this
might be mine. Okay, is it dirty?
Speaker 8 (23:18):
So I don't steal, but I do get a discount.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Okay, but that's stealing. Hold on me out.
Speaker 8 (23:22):
Sell like a banana, right, and this may be the
banana trick. You get organic fruit and then you type
it in as regular fruit, and you're talking like two
dollars sometimes is the difference.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
And if you do that with all your fruit, you
get some savings. So that's not exactly the ban of trick,
butou also that's stealing, and that's dishonest. I do not
I do not cosign that. So what they'll do is
they'll put a banana on and even weigh that, and
then something way more expensive of different fruit that goes
in the basket. Yeah, self service machines have created a
new breed of shoplifter. Retail chiefs are concerned that self
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service tills are driving up cost because things cost more
when other things are stolen, they have to make up
for them, pay the bills. It's from the Daily Mail.
It's why in a lot of places too, the self
checkouts are being eliminated. It's not because they just want
eye to eye, person to person contact. It's because people
are stealing.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
But the grocery store I go to, they have cameras.
I mean they even show you right there, like they
look at them. Are they recording?
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Maybe not?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Is it just an image? Like if I if I
pull out my cell phone and I put on camera
facing camera, I'm looking at me right there, look at me,
look at me, look at me. It's not recording. It's
not loading up into some cloud that they can check
and see if I really did it. Yeah, so I'm
a little disappointed in you, guys. I'm not surprised. No,
we're not proud of ourselves. But you know something, you
felt pretty proud. You felt pretty proud, and Lunchbox has
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no you have no remorse. No remorse.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
Man, Look, you're making me do the work like I
tried to skin it. It didn't work.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
What do you want me to do calling an attendant
over for help?
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yes, here's the thing.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
If you want me to call an attendant, why do
you just have an attendant they're checking me out? Why
am I going to call them over when I'm already
doing the work?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Peter, be there or don't be there.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
So when you go to the store, is self check
out the only option?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Sometimes they don't have any other ones open. They don't
have any of the regular ones open. It's only self checkout.
So you're saying you have two options steal or be hungry.
That's right. Okay, Well, if you feed your kids.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
I get gatorade.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
I cannot wait. It would be hilarious if you got
busted for shoulders, so funny, I know, the highlight of
the show.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
It would.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
He'd be on the news. I didn't do it. Okay, guys,
please do better. That's all I will say. I encourage
you to consider the greater good because when you steal,
prices go up for everybody. It affects everyone, It affects
everyone else. Okay. This is a list of the funniest
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street names in the United States. Number one Bucket of
Blood Street.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Like you have to give your roos to someone you're like,
I live it to two bucket of Blood.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
I think whomever created Bucket of Blood Street needs to
be investigated, because usually if it's a small street, you
can name it whatever you want. Next up, Far from
Pooping Road. That one's in Arkansas. It's one word. Far
from pooping is one word far from pooping road. Slaughter
Neck Road in Delaware. Investigation That one hurts a little bit,
(26:22):
like that one makes me do my neck a little bit.
Billy Goat strut Alley and Nanny Goat strut Alley, two
roads running out beside each other. In Kentucky. Liquid Laughter Lane.
That feels like a stomach issue. Liquid laughter. Would that'd
be like alcohol? Oh, I would think it would be
what happens if you're laughing so hard. That's from that's
in Maryland. Psycho path.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Oh that's clever.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Yeah, but I don't want to live there.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Where do you live one psycho path? You would think
somebody was kidding.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
It'd be like two words are one and his.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Path like a street, street lane path.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
I mean, I'm sure there are, but it's not like
an official I don't think it's like avenue.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
If you're it has to be because bucket of Blood
street far from pooping road, I would think if it
fits your psychopath. Okay, well you see if path is
officially recognized, it is officially recognized. Yeah, the funniest is
far from pooping. The weirdest is bucket of Blood.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
The clever, the most clever though. Its that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Path is good. Did you ever do that thing when
you were kids? Like what's your stripper name?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Where you do your street name and your dog or something.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
First pet and street name. What would yours have been?
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Mine would have been Tricksie Pinehurst.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
That's a legitimate stripper name. Really, that's it, Like you've
been to a strip club. But if she was on
the sign, I might have to go buy and see
what's up? Pretty good lunchbox, Nicky Silver Creek. That's the
street you first lived on. Now that but so is
Nicky Mickey's my dog. That's the last name. It says
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street you love don plus name of your first pet.
Did you do? How did you? Oh?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
I did well? I did dog in the street. Yes,
I feel like Pinehurst Trixie.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
I think the dog needs to be first, the dog.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I don't make the rules. What it says in front
of me. Okay, I'm reading with the page.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
I go dog, then street.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Okay, so what is your lunchbox? Nikky, Silver Crew?
Speaker 8 (28:24):
Okay, Eddie Dolly second? So maybe i'd be Dolly the
second because it was second street.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah, I would not stop at your show.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
It's not good.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Mine would be rod Hardingston, your first the whole thing.
Mine sucks, But how funny would that be if that
was really it? No, mine would be Bradley mountain View,
although mountain View mountains be used as like you want
(29:00):
to see the mountain.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
And Bradley is a cute girl's name.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Bradley's a guy's name.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah, no, no no. On the Morgan show, I'm a guy.
Don't want a girl's name character named Bradley.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
But why would I want to get girl's name.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Oh I thought that you were. Okay, okay, I just yeah,
is Nicky silver Creek?
Speaker 8 (29:18):
No, no, no, no not he's got a different demo,
Nikky silver Creek.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Nicky can be a guy. Yeah, Nikki six, good one, Nikki.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
I thought we were all just being little nikky female strippers.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Why would we be female strippers?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Because every time I played this game, I was picturing
like stripper, like as a kid.
Speaker 7 (29:40):
I just because you put you were playing, yeah we
want to strip to Okay.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Dolly, you're out, you're done.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
You're not even out on stage? Morgan, Yeah, I'm with Eddie.
Mine was Rebundon Tuckett. I mean it feels like a
hillbilly that knows how to get down and ryme. Yes,
Riva Nantucket, you know what she knows how to do?
Come on Mayby, what do you think maybe that ry?
She also thought we wanted to be female strippers? Okay, uh,
(30:13):
Reva Nantucket, that's good.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
What can she do?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
What do you think she can do? What's the rhyme?
There once was a man from Nantuckey.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Okay, okay, okay, I get it now, and I know
we were rhyming. I thought she could she had a
certain skill.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Well, yeah, even in the we can we can bleep it.
Do you know how the next line goes out? Either
once was a man from Nantucky. That's lunch with the blank,
so long he could blanket. Oh, different one, that's the
initial rhyme.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Morgan said she heard a different one.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
I thought it had something to do with the bucket,
But how would that be bad? No, I'm just saying
that's the one that I've heard. I've never heard this
one you're talking about. I was totally different than a
tucket with a blank.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
So, okay, I get it now.
Speaker 8 (31:06):
Marilyn Manson, Oh yeah, he took a rive out to
do that.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
But that wouldn't be so long, that would be so
small that take a Yeah, he said with a grin,
and then he I'm just reading it the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
But don't act like this is a universally not.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
If my ear were, I would it what good come from?
I figured that rhyme was folklore of bad rhymes. I
was on the other word is and that's in there too.
I just said that one. I'm yeah, Andrew, I think
he I don't know, Okay, I can't. We learned that
(31:49):
second grade amount Pine that's what we learned. His nursery rhymes. Okay, anyway,
these streets are cool, right from Yahoo? The Ultimate Selfie
has claimed the four hundred and eighty lives now, Amy
and I already know the story. So before I get
into it, Eddie, what do you think that means? The
Ultimate selfie has claimed up to four hundred and eighty lives.
Speaker 8 (32:11):
So is it something that people are taking selfies of
that they're dying trying to do this?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Yeah, it's generally people taking selfies in dangerous situations. That's
like a horror movie. Though I thought it was like
one selfie that people kept taking and it kept killing people,
But now it's not it. The number of people who
have lost their lives while trying to get the perfect
selfie has risen to as many as four hundred and
eighty fatalities by the end of twenty twenty four. Far
more people die from taking selfies than even shark attacks.
(32:38):
According to a recent study, falls from height are the
most common, followed by drowning accidental shootings. That this is
what selfiees beat accidental shootings is getting hit by a train,
getting mauled by an animal. More people are dying by
taking a selfie. Then accidental shooting, not school shootings because
that's or just that's the way way. Ho. So, but
(33:01):
accidental shooting, you shoot yourself. Guys, the picture is not
that important. It is, though, it's awesome if you get
the perfect one. And I'm not saying you should risk
it because I get nervy. I'm not worried about that.
But yeah, that's that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
So I saw too when I was reading about that,
that in Russia like several years ago, they launched a
safe selfie campaign because of away no no, but just
there were so many people dying from you know, trying
to get a cool selfie, and so they had this
entire campaign safe selfie. So maybe maybe.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Maybe we need to do that here.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Uh huh, what what's that pill? Okay? Teens spend ninety
plus minutes on their phone during a typical school day.
Any talk about you have a they're both teens now,
but your daughter's seventeen. Does she get to have her
phone at school all the time? Open, wide open?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Yeah, I don't know that it's a wide open, but
she does have it. I don't know. Sometimes during class
they may be using their phone. They have certain apps
that they use, but there's some classes where it might
be put away, but like I can pretty much always
reach her if I need to.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
So it's spent an average of ninety two minutes on
smartphones during school hours, accounting for twenty seven percent of
their total daily phone use. Parental restrictions show little impact
on school phone use, which is funny. What do you mean, Well,
you're you're probably like, don't be on your phone all day,
but if you at school, but if you text her,
she answers, run away, right.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Well, but I mean I also see parental restrictions as
how we can go into their phone and limit Like
they're like, you can actually put settings on their phone
that limits the use.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
But if they're like sixteen or seventeen, can't they just
go in and untake their restrictions off for a minute.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Not if they don't know the code, they need a password. Yeah,
I just feel like i'd figure that out. Well, I
mean that's from study fines Eah, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
As of right now, my kids act like they don't
know the code, Like they hand me, they bring me
their phone and they hand it to me and they say,
can you know the code? But I could totally see,
especially my being like I know exactly what I need
to do, so that she knows I don't know the code,
I'm going to act like I always need her help.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
There's probably an AD that she can download that figures
out the code. Yeah, it's called the me time mistake.
When people need to recharge, they often isolate themselves for
me time. They say, that's a mistake. Scientists found being
alone reduces energy levels. To get the best mental recharge,
it's better to have some slight social element to your
leisure activity. For example, reading in a cafe beats a
(35:27):
secluded bedroom. Seeing a movie by yourself and the theater
is better than just going out on a drive by
yourself because there are other people in theater. It sounds
like a terrible story.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Well that's interesting, but you don't have to do any interaction.
I was going to say. It definitely depends on the person,
because sometimes you need that downtime to recover. I certainly do.
But if you're still alone but yet surrounded by other people,
it could still work.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
I think. Another one of my love languages being alone. Yeah,
I count I don't think so. Time with yourself one
or research journal A violin made in seventeen fourteen could
become the most expensive musical instrument ever sold. The auction
house is estimating the value of the jasim Ma Ad
(36:13):
about eighteen million dollars. If I found this old violin
it was somewhere, I would just think it was old
piece of crap. I don't know that I would even
be smart enough or have the palette to know this
was an expensive violin. It's like when people find these
paintings at garage sales. I would just think that's a
crappy piece of art. Maybe I'll spend four bucks for it,
but I don't even think I would have the wherewithal
(36:35):
to get it checked out, because what do I know?
But yeah, it's it's it looks like an old violin.
I'd probably go sell it to a punch shop for
like three hundred bucks. It'd be like, man, I got them,
but they're eighteen million dollars. Johannes Brahms was influenced by
(36:57):
that dude whenever he wrote who cares dude? I don't know.
I mean, I think he's a famous classical musician. Bron's
playing the halftime show. No, I don't get a trap
Trump plans to attend the Super Bowl twenty twenty five,
become the first sitting president to do so. I thought
that was kind of interesting that no sitting president has
ever been. That's probably security reasons only. I don't think
there have been president's been Like super Bowl sucks. I
(37:18):
think they probably all watch it, and there's usually a
message from the president regardless of who does before the
Super Bowl. But I would think that this is more
of a statement of it's safe to go, Like we're going.
So if the President's going to be there, I would
imagine it's super super super secure. So the President's probably
going because one there was an attack in New Orleans,
(37:38):
all these plane crashes, everything's happening, So it's like, hey,
President's going to be there, you should feel good about going.
That would be my guess in thought, Amy.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Yeah, I think it seems like his personality would be like, yeah,
it's also if nobody's ever gone, he wants to be
the first president that goes.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
True. A new study finds entire spoonfuls of micro plastics
are on people's brains and three times as much as
those with dementia. Can you be for the sake of
me and our audience, Amy, because I have little knowledge,
a little bit, very little knowledge of microplastics. Can you
explain what that is? Okay?
Speaker 3 (38:15):
That gets into our body easily? Like every time you
get a to go coffee cup and you get it hot,
like you say you go get a latte, the lid
on there is plastic. Every time you take a sip
of that hot coffee, you're getting teeny tiny microplastics that
are going into your body. Or if you're cooking with
those black plastic utensils and you're not really thinking about it,
(38:37):
it's the heat of the plastic is meeting the pan
and then it's getting mixed into the food and then
you're getting teeny tiny parts of microplastics and then they
accumulate in your body.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
But why is it getting my brain? As you go
to a stomach and I should poop it out?
Speaker 4 (38:49):
Oh, I don't know how it flows and goes that.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
They should reroute that. Why is it going up? Everything
else is going down?
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Yeah, I don't know what plastics are in my brain
parts of the body too.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
I got a forksworth for sure a my brain with
all the microplastics I've been eating. All right, there you
go that's the news. Bobby's story, Bobby Bones show sorry
up today.
Speaker 6 (39:16):
This story comes us from Clearwater, Florida. A ninety five
year old man passed away. They're having his funeral. One
of the sisters gets up there and gives the eulogy.
She gets done, but she forgot to mention her sister's
twenty five year old daughter in the eulogy.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
So waiting need a shout out, A brawl of roughs.
The sister attacks.
Speaker 5 (39:37):
Sister, disrespect.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Everybody had to get a shout on the eulogy. Well,
I mean that about the person. Yeah, I gave. I've
given a couple of eulogies. I don't mention everybody in
the family.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Oh surely that surely I think I recall when you
were doing your mom's you mentioned your sister.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Surely go call me Shirley. And no reason for a brawl.
Speaker 6 (39:57):
That's crazy at a funeral they were you're in a
Catholic church.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Maybe they were a dramatic family and it would he
would have liked to have seen that. Yeah, you know
it was for him in a Catholic church too.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (40:08):
Yeah, okay, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Eddie, what's on your mind?
Speaker 8 (40:14):
Well, I recently broke my arm, right, so I'm noticing
certain things that people should stop doing to the handicap.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Because you're not handicap. I would say that's not handicap.
Speaker 8 (40:24):
I'm disabled right now, I have one arm.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
I think you're injured.
Speaker 8 (40:28):
Yeah, But people come up to me and they're like, hey,
what happened to your arm? Guys, if somebody has gone
through an injury, they're missing an arm something.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
They're missing an arm? Oh my god, you're in a sling.
Speaker 8 (40:39):
I'm just saying, no, one wants to answer the question
over and over what happened to your arm?
Speaker 1 (40:44):
So if you were to see somebody on crutches, correct,
would you go, hey, what happened?
Speaker 5 (40:48):
No? Just let them live their life?
Speaker 1 (40:50):
No, pre your injury? Oh would you have hey, what happened?
What happened to you? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (40:55):
I guess you kind of want to know, like what, like,
what happened? Why are you on crutches?
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Especially if you know the person, and well.
Speaker 8 (41:00):
Yeah, but dude, I'm talking about people that I barely
know are like, whoa man, what happened to your arm?
Don't really want to talk about it?
Speaker 1 (41:07):
You're you're seeing a bit emotional.
Speaker 8 (41:09):
Yeah, yeah, it brings back memories of being at the
skating rink and falling and like, you see someone in
a wheelchair, are you really going to ask him?
Speaker 5 (41:16):
Like why are you an wheel chair?
Speaker 1 (41:17):
I'm not going to ask. But it's different than you
did you have a sling and no cast. It's not
even like you have a cast on your arm bones.
Speaker 8 (41:23):
I'm telling you, twenty times a day I am answering
the question what happened to your arm?
Speaker 5 (41:27):
And I don't like it anymore.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Amy, we tell the guy he's not handicapped.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
Yeah, oh, you're not handicap. Just keep telling yourself that
over and over because you're definitely not. And people that
are really handicapped are listening right now and they're like,
shut up, you're not disabled.
Speaker 8 (41:42):
And then people want to be doctors are like, well,
what bone is it? Like, like, you know what bone
I'm talking about?
Speaker 1 (41:47):
No, you're lightly less abled. There's lots of bones, there
are lots of box And I did ask him. I
was like, what bone did you break it? He said
the radius? And I was like, oh, I'm familiar with that.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
You were familiar, I mean, and let's be honest, aren't
we still questioning if it's really broken? Well, I can
sailing that arm around like chicken.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
The other day I got him amy. I was playing
music and because we're on the road, I was playing
music on the bus and I was like, let's just
see and I started playing no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no
no no, And he was up doing full chicken dance
before you even realized he shouldn't have been held it.
Speaker 5 (42:18):
You can do the chicken dance. It doesn't infect your
radius bone.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Okay, So you would like people stop asking you about
your arm.
Speaker 8 (42:23):
Just when you're out and about and you see someone handicapped,
don't ask him what happened to you?
Speaker 1 (42:27):
First of all, Okay, I like to ask you. Stopped
saying your handicap.
Speaker 8 (42:30):
Okay, I won't say that I'm handicapped. But if someone
looks injured, don't ask them about their injury. They may
not want to talk about it. I don't even think
it was traumatic for you. It's the fall, oh dude,
it was terrible. It was the skating rink. And then
when I fell, no one stopped to help me. I
had to get myself up and get to the side
of the rink and go sit down all on my own.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
It wasn't a car accident. It was not a car accident. Hey, everybody,
thank you. Tomorrow, Lady Wilson is on the show. Hope
you guys have a great rest of the day. Goodbye, everybody.
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(43:13):
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Thank you for listening to the podcast.
Wake up, Wake up in the mall and it's a
radio and the Dodgors.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
He's on time.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Ready lunchbox, More game too, Steve Bread and it's trying
to put you through the fog. He's running this week's
next bit. The Bobby's on the box, so you know
what this this the Bobby Ball. It's the time of
the morning for Amy's joke, the Morning Corny. But on
(00:32):
Thursdays we see how many we can figure it out.
It's us three, guys. It's the investigative Morning Corny. Ninety
seconds on the board. Guys, ready, ready, all right, here
we go and action the morning Corny.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
What is Cardi b called when she's running on a treadmill?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Cardi? Oh yep, oh my god, so good?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
How the cows shop?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Move bruise, cows shop? Coupons, moupons? Okay, pastures.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Dumb?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
How do cows shop? They grazed? Where would they go
to shop? Like? Let me do a mall? So a
mall online? Internet? Move Amazon.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Online?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
How to cows shop? How to cows shop?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Cows shop?
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Move with a Paul utterly utter ORNs milk.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I got nothing but I don't even know at the
time and I thought we never an hour already, mum.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Move it's cattle dog.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
What month is the best for coffee?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Okay? January, jan okay, February, February, March, April, May, June, July, Augul, No,
hold on.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
We know the month.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
April, May, offfee, June, milk, mocha, July.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Decaffeinated.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
What month is best for coffee with the cow?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
No, that has nothing to do with the Now we
moved on from the cow.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
You got catalog?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
How many did you give us two cows in the beginning, No.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I give you cardi b and cows I was in.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
No, you got.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Cardioh so fast was calendar and then cows shop in cattalogs.
And then the best month for coffee is when we're
in because it's February, my favorite.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Let's just start saying all the months like we don't
know all the months. Yeah, that's on me, guys. I
thought it was all cow jokes. That's okay.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
But here's the here's the thing. I would have never
got February ary, y'all.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I bet you could have got there. Y'all got cattle log.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Kind of while Yeah, okay, this woman killed her husband.
She was sleeping, so it's murderer. But they dropped the
charges because she killed him while she was sleeping. So
I want to read you this. Oh, Amy's already suspicious.
A woman was able to beat a murder charge after
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her lawyer successfully argued she had a sleeping disorder. She
was accused of stabbing her husband to death in September
of twenty twenty three. Prosecutors decided to drop the case.
She was put through a scientific sleep study. Oh I
would cheat so bad. I'd fake asleep and then just
start grabbing stuff, stabbing in the air. Actually I was asleep,
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Well he does, Oh you know, I'd rig that thing.
It was discovered she suffered from a sleeping disorder and
therefore it was not acting in a conscious and voluntary state.
So does that mean you kill somebody if you're asleep.
It's weird And that's from the Guardian. This is a
weird thing because if so, let's just imagine as it says,
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because I'm sure they can monitor the brain and know
if you're actually sleeping. So she's sleeping and she does
it in her sleep, m she unconsciously does it. If
I'm on a jury and you can tell me one
hundred percent. You monitor her brain waves and it's at
a certain state when you're sleeping, and she was acting.
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I don't know. She just fall asleep and start stabbing
with her hands. I don't know what she does. It's
gonna be hard for me to convict her, I know.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
But then where does she get to sleep for the
rest of her life?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Like tape down, Like when you're so mu's bad on
an airplane, you duck tape them. I'm gonna have an
official duct taper come and duct tape me to something.
But yes, it's it's it is feel a little sussy
like a But just for the sake of this conversation,
if they could prove that she was asleep and she
goes absolutely bonkers when she sleeps, and that there wasn't
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some reason that she wanted to kill her husband, although
I bet you can go to any relationship of and
reasons she wants to kill her husband. You could probably
go to my wife and she can probably tell you
three reasons she wants to kill me right now. Not literally,
but let's say all that checks out, Amy, Let's say
sleeping disorder for sure, and there was nothing in the
relationship like an insurance policy was just taking out a
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major five. Would you acquit her?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah? But there needs to be some plan for her
and me if that was me, like, I wouldn't How
how do I sleep safely?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
But again I'm not asking that, I'm just asking you're
in the you're a jur.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Yeah, but I mean, can you commit people to live
in a like is there a you know, not like
a mental hospital, but it's like a sleep hospital?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Life go there? So's the perfect place?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Is there somewhere like where people can go? I mean,
you still have murdered somebody.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Right, so could you acquit again? What would your verdict be?
You're you're the only juror it's me as the jury ahead.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
We need a new word for it, because if you're
if you're if you kill someone in your sleep, are
you a murderer or are you just someone.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
You're not a murderer. Murdering is illegal. You accidentally killed somebody, yes, murder.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yes, dude, involuntary manslaughter.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
But my understanding of involuntary manslaughter is you still put
yourself in a position for that to happen, even though
you didn't mean for it to happen. She's just sleeping, right,
you're the juror, Amy, Okay, just got the envelope here,
I'm the judge. It looks like Amy the juror has said.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I'm not going to send you to jail, but I
am confining you to a sleep shelter.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
So interesting On Andy Griffith show, Otis would get so
drunk he would go and check himself and he would
go into the jail cell and be like, I'm drunk, Andy,
and he would go and Mayberry and put herself in
in the jail for the night. So every night she
has to go like check herself in the sup prison.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Yes, something like that, because honestly, if she truly did
it in her sleep and she as and when she's
awake she knows that's what happened, that alone is punishment
enough the rest of her life. Like she has to
live with knowing that she killed somebody while she was sleeping.
So I don't think she needs to go to jail
with other criminals like that. But but but we do
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need to wait to keep her safe and other people
safe while she's sleeping.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Okay, I have two other questions I got to get out. One.
Let's say the husband's dead, but she's kind of hot
and you meet her and she's single, no, like, no
she undid lunchbox? Is she undtable? Man? Depends how hot.
I mean, if she's a nine or ten, she's datable.
I think even an eight, I'll be honest, she can
kill you now. But but he's already put her in
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the sleep the sleep chambery, so you.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Get to hang out with her, but at ten pm
she has to go.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I mean, is an eight man what is great?
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Even?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Maybe depending on where you are, if you're like a
four and she's of seven, maybe you still do it,
and maybe you lock her in the room with you
and you make sure there's nothing sharp.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Oh good, Yeah, no weapons?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Odds of this happening twice very slim. And if it
does happen twice, I got a feeling it was on purpose.
Speaker 8 (08:15):
How did this happen the first time? Like I like,
she never showed any signs of this.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I think, I listen, there are times that where I
just go ah when I sleep, And so that's just
a version of things that happen that you don't control,
or I'll talk in my sleep. Some people eat in
their sleep. I don't think she's ever like grabbed knives
and gotten close to this. But I would imagine there's
been some sort of if I'm guessing sleepwalking, sleep something
in her life. In Voluntary manslaughter is when someone unintentionally
kills another person through reckless or negligent actions. I don't
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feel like she was reckless, right.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, it's not a volunteery manslaughter. I get it. I don't.
I don't even know what they call this. This is
why I'm wasn't a lawyer.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Not guilty?
Speaker 5 (08:53):
This is why.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yes, yes, yes, yeah not, she's not guilty, And I'm
just going to make her put restraints on her. You
know how if you drink too much and you get
DUI you have to blow into a to get your cargoing. Yes,
you have got to strap things on your wrist at
night when you go to sleep, and like push a
selfie button with your toe and that reports in and
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as long as you're strapped, and that long as you're
strapped in, all good. The problem is you how do
you get out? Right? I think getting out it's got
to be some sort of like you call like the
toe this center and they release you.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Like what do you have to go pee?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
But how about that? Like you killed and how okay
another ankle? How guilty do you feel? Let's say there
absolutely was nothing malicious about it, and you're like, oh my,
you wake up and they are stabbed to death and
you got a knife in your hand. What you know?
What I do? I washed then eye, get rid of it,
moved Mexico because I didn't do it on purpose. But
there's no way I'm getting There's no way you're getting
out of that. And she did, but there's no This
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is one of the wildest stories ever. But is she datable?
And the answer is how hot is she? That's crazy
that that's not you don't like.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
That answer, Amy, I mean, now I'm trying to flip it,
like if it's a guy, like how I'm not saying hot.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Like, yeah, he did it on purpose. If it's a guy,
he did it on purpose.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
This happen to a man too, He did purpose, okay,
But I'm trying to think, like, would I be like, say,
he's so perfect in all the other ways and if
he went to his you know, little sleep jail at night,
could I still date during the day?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Sleep Jel's tough though, because you got to go somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Call it what you want, Like, I like your breathalyzer thing,
which when you have to blow into something, it takes
your photo, so similar, like you said, you still into that.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I'm looking at the couple here, Oh, man.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Is what what happened? What do they look like?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Nice people?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah? See this is sad.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
A little older? Okay, so yeah, but yeah yeah, I mean,
do you not like the north side of South a mule?
Speaker 5 (11:02):
I know what that means?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:04):
That sucks.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
And also it just sucks you wake up? You stabbed
your husband to death. I wonder what she used? A
fork and alarm clock? I got the edge of an
alarm clock.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Oh it didn't say knife. I assumed a knife.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I don't know. And then why would keep a knife? Right?
As had your bed?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
If you're you can get up and go to the
kitchen and get in there.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
That's true. That's true. That's true. Okay, I just wanted
to bring that up. I thought it was a wild story.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Can you explain to me what a Brazilian butt lift is?
And do you have to go to Brazil to get
it done?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
No, they do it here in America. I think it's
just a take fat from one part of your body,
like wherever they can borrow it, suck it out and
then stick it in your butt to make it bigger.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Trend of like massive butt still a thing like oh
like fake massive butts because Kim Kardashian's but was fake, right,
I think it was massive?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah, that was having a moment.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Is that still always a moment? In that one that.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
We've seen less and less of that out of Hollywood
or wherever red carpets. I don't know. I think people
are being more natural, right.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I could understand if you had a flat butt you
want to put a little brazil in there.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
And I guess by me saying people are being more natural,
they're just getting better at like not being obvious. They've
had something done.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
So there's now face bbl's.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Oh fat transfer to the face.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
So so BBL the Brazilian butt left. Yeah, and so
now fat transfers to parts of the face. By doctor
Benjamin Coughlin, it describes I guess it's not really like
a fill. Okay, so tell me what a filler is, Well, filler.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Is it's a different I don't know what makes up
the components of filler, but that's a foreign object. If
you're putting fat, that would taking fat from your body
to put it the fat back in your face, because
as you age, you actually lose fat in your face
and uh, you know, when you're younger, you have more
of the fat and that's what makes you look more plump.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
So they say this is better than filler. Yes, and
that would be why, because you're pulling fat from somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yeah, from your body. My friend and Iver I didn't
know that this was called a BBL for the face,
but we were talking about, Yeah, I guess people transferring
fat to their parts. And she was like, oh man,
if you did that, borrow some of my fat and
put it in there and then do that I have.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
No, it's like breastfeeding a child that's not yours.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
I know you can transplant.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
We were just.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Joking about if she was a donor and then she
I was like, but then what do I do if
you start eating? Like then do I start you know,
like it's not her fat anymore?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Of it was like.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Say her fat got put in my cheeks and every
time she ate, my cheeks expanded.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
That's a movie, not really, okay, short, it's a social
media The question is have you been to the doctor
lately from s WNS Digital and especially when they talk
to women the answers a lot of times, know that
a lot of women said they're behind on checkups and
what do you think The biggest reason.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Is not resources like yeah, money, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
It's it's anxiety. It's generally anxiety.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Oh well, you're gonna have more anxiety if you put
it off, because then if you can get early detection
on certain things, it could save your life. So that's
what you got to get past.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
The survey found that thirty three percent of women were
behind on important appointments for like mammograms, gynological exams, even
getting their yearly physicals. The number is even higher for
gen Z women and so this is very female based here.
According to the survey, the biggest reasons women say they
shy away from the doctor. One, they don't feel their
symptoms are serious enough. I get that, though, because if
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it's you're just kind of sick, You're like, well, I
may not get any worse, so let's just write.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
It out right.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I know I can do that sometimes.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Number Two, I get anxious about going to the doctor.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Number three, my symptoms are dismissed does that mean they're
gone away.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
No, it means that you don't feel heard like you
go there anyway, and they're sort of like, oh, it's
not really And then you're like, well, if you don't
have the energy or you're anxious anyway, then you have
to like advocate for yourself, which is daunting for some people,
but sometimes it's the best thing you can do.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
I'll ask you about this one because we as men
don't feel this at the doctor, and maybe you do.
My symptoms are a tribu it to hormonal changes.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Yeah, And I would say if you're going maybe to
a male doctor. I've never felt dismissed by anybody that
I've gone to, but I could imagine sometimes women if
they are not with a sympathetic doctor. Maybe he's a man,
he doesn't understand a lot about a woman's body or
what's happening. And I guess a female doctor could do
it too, but it might be like, oh, yeah, yeah,
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you're just that's hormones or you're crazy or whatever, and
it's like, no, I may actually have this going on,
or you're just feeling anxious, but it could be overlooking
other things that could really offer solutions for you.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
And finally, I feel my gender plays a role in
how accurately I'm diagnosed.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Well, yeah, because I think that that's case in point.
The women feel like they're not being heard, like it's
often just like, oh, it's probably your time in the month,
or we.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
As men would never even think that these would be
things you guys have to deal with because it's foreigned us.
We don't have to deal with that.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah. I just think that when it comes to hormones
and menopause and perimenopause, there's not a lot of We're
starting to get there, at least I'm seeing a trend
in accounts that I follow. More information is now out there,
but it's only recent and a lot of these women
that are spearheading it, they're like, I'm doing it now
because I'm in perimenopause. I'm in menopause, so I want
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to give you this information. But the generation before them
had no information, so they're having to They're like doctors
that are women that are now at the age and
they have the medical background, so they're doing the research
and they're like, wow, mind blown. I was never taught
this in medical school. I nobody before me ever, you know,
shared any of this with me. So I think it's
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just dedicating time and money and resources to the research
so that women can be more informed.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
That's good. Some of that stuff I would have never
even thought of would be an issue. I wish guys
could have their feet and stirrups.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
No you don't. It's uncomfortable. That's where some of the
anxiety comes from.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Like I like that, Okay, I have to I have
to have a doctor going into MyH but were you
in No. I wish otherwise I had to like take
my pants and just stand there like a piece of meat.
And I'm sure to her, I'm not a piece of meat.
I'm just a bheah. And she's like, here's another BH
and I'm a BH doctor. So here we go.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
But there are probably some men that put off going
to get that checked because they're just about it. They're embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I was like, I'm not going to they get BH tyrups. Yeah,
they never got them. I wish they had them.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I mean, just the mantra for yourself is like, if
I have the resources and I'm able to go, I
should just go because whatever they find could save my life.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah. I totally understand the anxiety thing. I don't think
you've been thinking about what. So I told you guys
on the show that I had a sea section.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Okay, yeah, it's true.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Well you're calling it that, but you had surgery in
your abdomen area.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Had to cut my abs and have moved your spleen.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
But I mean it's the.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Doctor said you had a sea section.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Really he said it.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
He said that, like ayrians.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Call well no, no no, he said, no, no, no, no,
Let me let me say what I said. He said
they had to cut through my abs the same way
they do a sea section.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
And then you said, so sea section?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, soht a sea section? They had a slice smiling match, Yes,
I've had a sea section. They had to take and
cut my abs down the middle right right, and so
something about my pelvic floor is all screwed up. Never
even heard of it. You ever heard of a pelvic floor?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yes, women have to deal with that a lot.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
When after they have a baby. I had a sea section.
So they had to go into my sea section and
remove like my splint splint because it was all ruptured.
So when they pulled the sea section out, they pulled
the sea section out.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Or know, the sea section is the surgery operation.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I'm still new to this. Guys.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
They pulled the baby out. I mean they pull out
all your organs and then they remove the baby and
then they put the organs back in.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Well, they had to cut my abs right down the middle,
and I have this huge scar goes from my store
them down to my like my belt right there. I
had a doctor say the thin could sell my abs
back together and the long term that may be good
for me.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Okay, so you're gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I don't know it's a hurt.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
I would think it hurts, you know, having your ab
be torn apart.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I think so because I worked hard. I got a
decent I got like a four and a half pack,
you know. But if it likes long term beneficial, should
I go and get my sea section fixed?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
That's it's you. I mean, if if it's impacting you,
will it help your pelvic floor because that can impact you.
Let's see urination, bow, sexual function?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
What about Okay, understand this. What about all the digestive
issues I've had forever?
Speaker 8 (19:23):
Oh yeah, that could be part of it.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I need stirrups and I need them now so we
can figure this out. Okay, it will likely cost some
pain and soreness in the abdominal area after surgery. Oh
that's it. That's every day for me. I play pickleball.
One day I got pain and soreness in the abdominal area.
Do I'll make it?
Speaker 4 (19:40):
What if I do?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
What if I go in and I get my sea
section fixed and I'm the only dude to ever have
a sea section, then get it fixed. See I'm a trendsetter.
All serious though, Like Amy said, you guys should go
if to us too. If something's up and you can't
afford it, go yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
And if you have the anxiety, take a friend or
figure out a way to get there, because I'll go.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
While I'm there.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Back to.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Honest question, I'm gonna go to lunchbox and Eddie first.
You ever steal itself? Check out? Oh yeah? And why
thank you for your honesty? Why I ask is that
I'm not saying you steal everything impossible, But if you
have like thirteen items, it's kind of easy if you
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were just gonna do beat and to slip one end
or would it even be stealing if you forgot to
beat one and you get to the car and like, oh,
I forgot to pay for all those if known is dishonest.
So lunchbox, you said, yes, Now give me more context
to your guess.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
Oh yeah, which time? There's a time that you try
to scan it. You try to scan it and won't scan.
The bar cod and working. So then I just ad like,
I scan it, put it in the bag. I don't
have time to hit a button, have some wait five
minutes for someone to come, then have to go find
it on the shelf. So hey, man, I did my best.
I attempted it three times. I even tried to stretch
out the barcode. All right, it didn't scan. Just put
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it in the bag, move on. So you didn't mean
to steal, but you stole well, I mean, yeah, I
tried to scan. It didn't scan. So at that point
I'm like, my hands are tied, nothing I can do.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Put it in the bag. But that's still amy. We
just said still stealing, because if something goes wrong, you
should call somebody over.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Yes, it's stealing.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Okay, is there and you said which time is all? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:26):
Then there's other times you have kids in the basket,
so you put the gatorade in the on the bottom
of the cart. And you just forget about it and
you get to your car and you're like, well, man,
I already got the kids in the car seats, Like,
am I really going to take them out of the cars?
He used to go back in the store. Yeah, just
throw the gatorade in the car. They're not gonna miss it.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Amy, would that be stealing, Yes, because I've done that
before with chicken, and I had to go back in
and pay for it.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I have also had water on the bottom. Now no kids, Yeah,
that's the hard part. But I don't think kids allow
you to steal.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
My kids are actually the ones that pointed out, hey, mom,
the chicken is here.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
We're at the car, and I'm like, shoot. And because
I was with my kids, I for sure, for sure.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Had to go back in because I want to set
an example to them that we don't.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Just take things.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
I'm gonna go to Eddie in a second. But the
story is these people openly admit to using self service
checkouts and they will steal. And they're called middle class shoplifters.
And it's not that they're stealing everything, but if they
have thirteen items, sixteen items, they know they could pop
a couple in there without being caught because you're paying
(22:31):
for other things. I mean, the greatest lies have truths
to them. Just in general, the greatest lies have a
bit of truth and the truth that you're paying for stuff.
A poll of one thousand shoppers conducted said that about
thirty seven percent of customers that's such a high number
deliberately fail to scan an item when using self checkouts.
Men under thirty five most likely to do so. Some
(22:54):
people admit to not weighing the items correctly when you
have to weigh them for like food or like they'll
put it on but hold it a little bit up
so it doesn't that's dirty. That the next level dirty
dog thinking. I wouldn't have thought of that. And thirty
eight percent I've used the banana trick. Now, oh this
might be mine. Okay, is it dirty?
Speaker 8 (23:18):
So I don't steal, but I do get a discount.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Okay, but that's stealing. Hold on me out.
Speaker 8 (23:22):
Sell like a banana, right, and this may be the
banana trick. You get organic fruit and then you type
it in as regular fruit, and you're talking like two
dollars sometimes is the difference.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
And if you do that with all your fruit, you
get some savings. So that's not exactly the ban of trick,
butou also that's stealing, and that's dishonest. I do not
I do not cosign that. So what they'll do is
they'll put a banana on and even weigh that, and
then something way more expensive of different fruit that goes
in the basket. Yeah, self service machines have created a
new breed of shoplifter. Retail chiefs are concerned that self
(23:57):
service tills are driving up cost because things cost more
when other things are stolen, they have to make up
for them, pay the bills. It's from the Daily Mail.
It's why in a lot of places too, the self
checkouts are being eliminated. It's not because they just want
eye to eye, person to person contact. It's because people
are stealing.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
But the grocery store I go to, they have cameras.
I mean they even show you right there, like they
look at them. Are they recording?
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Maybe not?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Is it just an image? Like if I if I
pull out my cell phone and I put on camera
facing camera, I'm looking at me right there, look at me,
look at me, look at me. It's not recording. It's
not loading up into some cloud that they can check
and see if I really did it. Yeah, so I'm
a little disappointed in you, guys. I'm not surprised. No,
we're not proud of ourselves. But you know something, you
felt pretty proud. You felt pretty proud, and Lunchbox has
(24:41):
no you have no remorse. No remorse.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
Man, Look, you're making me do the work like I
tried to skin it. It didn't work.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
What do you want me to do calling an attendant
over for help?
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yes, here's the thing.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
If you want me to call an attendant, why do
you just have an attendant they're checking me out? Why
am I going to call them over when I'm already
doing the work?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Peter, be there or don't be there.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
So when you go to the store, is self check
out the only option?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Sometimes they don't have any other ones open. They don't
have any of the regular ones open. It's only self checkout.
So you're saying you have two options steal or be hungry.
That's right. Okay, Well, if you feed your kids.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
I get gatorade.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
I cannot wait. It would be hilarious if you got
busted for shoulders, so funny, I know, the highlight of
the show.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
It would.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
He'd be on the news. I didn't do it. Okay, guys,
please do better. That's all I will say. I encourage
you to consider the greater good because when you steal,
prices go up for everybody. It affects everyone, It affects
everyone else. Okay. This is a list of the funniest
(25:51):
street names in the United States. Number one Bucket of
Blood Street.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Like you have to give your roos to someone you're like,
I live it to two bucket of Blood.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
I think whomever created Bucket of Blood Street needs to
be investigated, because usually if it's a small street, you
can name it whatever you want. Next up, Far from
Pooping Road. That one's in Arkansas. It's one word. Far
from pooping is one word far from pooping road. Slaughter
Neck Road in Delaware. Investigation That one hurts a little bit,
(26:22):
like that one makes me do my neck a little bit.
Billy Goat strut Alley and Nanny Goat strut Alley, two
roads running out beside each other. In Kentucky. Liquid Laughter Lane.
That feels like a stomach issue. Liquid laughter. Would that'd
be like alcohol? Oh, I would think it would be
what happens if you're laughing so hard. That's from that's
in Maryland. Psycho path.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Oh that's clever.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Yeah, but I don't want to live there.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Where do you live one psycho path? You would think
somebody was kidding.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
It'd be like two words are one and his.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Path like a street, street lane path.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
I mean, I'm sure there are, but it's not like
an official I don't think it's like avenue.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
If you're it has to be because bucket of Blood
street far from pooping road, I would think if it
fits your psychopath. Okay, well you see if path is
officially recognized, it is officially recognized. Yeah, the funniest is
far from pooping. The weirdest is bucket of Blood.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
The clever, the most clever though. Its that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Path is good. Did you ever do that thing when
you were kids? Like what's your stripper name?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Where you do your street name and your dog or something.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
First pet and street name. What would yours have been?
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Mine would have been Tricksie Pinehurst.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
That's a legitimate stripper name. Really, that's it, Like you've
been to a strip club. But if she was on
the sign, I might have to go buy and see
what's up? Pretty good lunchbox, Nicky Silver Creek. That's the
street you first lived on. Now that but so is
Nicky Mickey's my dog. That's the last name. It says
(28:02):
street you love don plus name of your first pet.
Did you do? How did you? Oh?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
I did well? I did dog in the street. Yes,
I feel like Pinehurst Trixie.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
I think the dog needs to be first, the dog.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I don't make the rules. What it says in front
of me. Okay, I'm reading with the page.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
I go dog, then street.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Okay, so what is your lunchbox? Nikky, Silver Crew?
Speaker 8 (28:24):
Okay, Eddie Dolly second? So maybe i'd be Dolly the
second because it was second street.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah, I would not stop at your show.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
It's not good.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Mine would be rod Hardingston, your first the whole thing.
Mine sucks, But how funny would that be if that
was really it? No, mine would be Bradley mountain View,
although mountain View mountains be used as like you want
(29:00):
to see the mountain.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
And Bradley is a cute girl's name.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Bradley's a guy's name.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah, no, no no. On the Morgan show, I'm a guy.
Don't want a girl's name character named Bradley.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
But why would I want to get girl's name.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Oh I thought that you were. Okay, okay, I just yeah,
is Nicky silver Creek?
Speaker 8 (29:18):
No, no, no, no not he's got a different demo,
Nikky silver Creek.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Nicky can be a guy. Yeah, Nikki six, good one, Nikki.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
I thought we were all just being little nikky female strippers.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Why would we be female strippers?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Because every time I played this game, I was picturing
like stripper, like as a kid.
Speaker 7 (29:40):
I just because you put you were playing, yeah we
want to strip to Okay.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Dolly, you're out, you're done.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
You're not even out on stage? Morgan, Yeah, I'm with Eddie.
Mine was Rebundon Tuckett. I mean it feels like a
hillbilly that knows how to get down and ryme. Yes,
Riva Nantucket, you know what she knows how to do?
Come on Mayby, what do you think maybe that ry?
She also thought we wanted to be female strippers? Okay, uh,
(30:13):
Reva Nantucket, that's good.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
What can she do?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
What do you think she can do? What's the rhyme?
There once was a man from Nantuckey.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Okay, okay, okay, I get it now, and I know
we were rhyming. I thought she could she had a
certain skill.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Well, yeah, even in the we can we can bleep it.
Do you know how the next line goes out? Either
once was a man from Nantucky. That's lunch with the blank,
so long he could blanket. Oh, different one, that's the
initial rhyme.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Morgan said she heard a different one.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
I thought it had something to do with the bucket,
But how would that be bad? No, I'm just saying
that's the one that I've heard. I've never heard this
one you're talking about. I was totally different than a
tucket with a blank.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
So, okay, I get it now.
Speaker 8 (31:06):
Marilyn Manson, Oh yeah, he took a rive out to
do that.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
But that wouldn't be so long, that would be so
small that take a Yeah, he said with a grin,
and then he I'm just reading it the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
But don't act like this is a universally not.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
If my ear were, I would it what good come from?
I figured that rhyme was folklore of bad rhymes. I
was on the other word is and that's in there too.
I just said that one. I'm yeah, Andrew, I think
he I don't know, Okay, I can't. We learned that
(31:49):
second grade amount Pine that's what we learned. His nursery rhymes. Okay, anyway,
these streets are cool, right from Yahoo? The Ultimate Selfie
has claimed the four hundred and eighty lives now, Amy
and I already know the story. So before I get
into it, Eddie, what do you think that means? The
Ultimate selfie has claimed up to four hundred and eighty lives.
Speaker 8 (32:11):
So is it something that people are taking selfies of
that they're dying trying to do this?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Yeah, it's generally people taking selfies in dangerous situations. That's
like a horror movie. Though I thought it was like
one selfie that people kept taking and it kept killing people,
But now it's not it. The number of people who
have lost their lives while trying to get the perfect
selfie has risen to as many as four hundred and
eighty fatalities by the end of twenty twenty four. Far
more people die from taking selfies than even shark attacks.
(32:38):
According to a recent study, falls from height are the
most common, followed by drowning accidental shootings. That this is
what selfiees beat accidental shootings is getting hit by a train,
getting mauled by an animal. More people are dying by
taking a selfie. Then accidental shooting, not school shootings because
that's or just that's the way way. Ho. So, but
(33:01):
accidental shooting, you shoot yourself. Guys, the picture is not
that important. It is, though, it's awesome if you get
the perfect one. And I'm not saying you should risk
it because I get nervy. I'm not worried about that.
But yeah, that's that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
So I saw too when I was reading about that,
that in Russia like several years ago, they launched a
safe selfie campaign because of away no no, but just
there were so many people dying from you know, trying
to get a cool selfie, and so they had this
entire campaign safe selfie. So maybe maybe.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Maybe we need to do that here.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Uh huh, what what's that pill? Okay? Teens spend ninety
plus minutes on their phone during a typical school day.
Any talk about you have a they're both teens now,
but your daughter's seventeen. Does she get to have her
phone at school all the time? Open, wide open?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Yeah, I don't know that it's a wide open, but
she does have it. I don't know. Sometimes during class
they may be using their phone. They have certain apps
that they use, but there's some classes where it might
be put away, but like I can pretty much always
reach her if I need to.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
So it's spent an average of ninety two minutes on
smartphones during school hours, accounting for twenty seven percent of
their total daily phone use. Parental restrictions show little impact
on school phone use, which is funny. What do you mean, Well,
you're you're probably like, don't be on your phone all day,
but if you at school, but if you text her,
she answers, run away, right.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Well, but I mean I also see parental restrictions as
how we can go into their phone and limit Like
they're like, you can actually put settings on their phone
that limits the use.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
But if they're like sixteen or seventeen, can't they just
go in and untake their restrictions off for a minute.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Not if they don't know the code, they need a password. Yeah,
I just feel like i'd figure that out. Well, I
mean that's from study fines Eah, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
As of right now, my kids act like they don't
know the code, Like they hand me, they bring me
their phone and they hand it to me and they say,
can you know the code? But I could totally see,
especially my being like I know exactly what I need
to do, so that she knows I don't know the code,
I'm going to act like I always need her help.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
There's probably an AD that she can download that figures
out the code. Yeah, it's called the me time mistake.
When people need to recharge, they often isolate themselves for
me time. They say, that's a mistake. Scientists found being
alone reduces energy levels. To get the best mental recharge,
it's better to have some slight social element to your
leisure activity. For example, reading in a cafe beats a
(35:27):
secluded bedroom. Seeing a movie by yourself and the theater
is better than just going out on a drive by
yourself because there are other people in theater. It sounds
like a terrible story.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Well that's interesting, but you don't have to do any interaction.
I was going to say. It definitely depends on the person,
because sometimes you need that downtime to recover. I certainly do.
But if you're still alone but yet surrounded by other people,
it could still work.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
I think. Another one of my love languages being alone. Yeah,
I count I don't think so. Time with yourself one
or research journal A violin made in seventeen fourteen could
become the most expensive musical instrument ever sold. The auction
house is estimating the value of the jasim Ma Ad
(36:13):
about eighteen million dollars. If I found this old violin
it was somewhere, I would just think it was old
piece of crap. I don't know that I would even
be smart enough or have the palette to know this
was an expensive violin. It's like when people find these
paintings at garage sales. I would just think that's a
crappy piece of art. Maybe I'll spend four bucks for it,
but I don't even think I would have the wherewithal
(36:35):
to get it checked out, because what do I know?
But yeah, it's it's it looks like an old violin.
I'd probably go sell it to a punch shop for
like three hundred bucks. It'd be like, man, I got them,
but they're eighteen million dollars. Johannes Brahms was influenced by
(36:57):
that dude whenever he wrote who cares dude? I don't know.
I mean, I think he's a famous classical musician. Bron's
playing the halftime show. No, I don't get a trap
Trump plans to attend the Super Bowl twenty twenty five,
become the first sitting president to do so. I thought
that was kind of interesting that no sitting president has
ever been. That's probably security reasons only. I don't think
there have been president's been Like super Bowl sucks. I
(37:18):
think they probably all watch it, and there's usually a
message from the president regardless of who does before the
Super Bowl. But I would think that this is more
of a statement of it's safe to go, Like we're going.
So if the President's going to be there, I would
imagine it's super super super secure. So the President's probably
going because one there was an attack in New Orleans,
(37:38):
all these plane crashes, everything's happening, So it's like, hey,
President's going to be there, you should feel good about going.
That would be my guess in thought, Amy.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Yeah, I think it seems like his personality would be like, yeah,
it's also if nobody's ever gone, he wants to be
the first president that goes.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
True. A new study finds entire spoonfuls of micro plastics
are on people's brains and three times as much as
those with dementia. Can you be for the sake of
me and our audience, Amy, because I have little knowledge,
a little bit, very little knowledge of microplastics. Can you
explain what that is? Okay?
Speaker 3 (38:15):
That gets into our body easily? Like every time you
get a to go coffee cup and you get it hot,
like you say you go get a latte, the lid
on there is plastic. Every time you take a sip
of that hot coffee, you're getting teeny tiny microplastics that
are going into your body. Or if you're cooking with
those black plastic utensils and you're not really thinking about it,
(38:37):
it's the heat of the plastic is meeting the pan
and then it's getting mixed into the food and then
you're getting teeny tiny parts of microplastics and then they
accumulate in your body.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
But why is it getting my brain? As you go
to a stomach and I should poop it out?
Speaker 4 (38:49):
Oh, I don't know how it flows and goes that.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
They should reroute that. Why is it going up? Everything
else is going down?
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Yeah, I don't know what plastics are in my brain
parts of the body too.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
I got a forksworth for sure a my brain with
all the microplastics I've been eating. All right, there you
go that's the news. Bobby's story, Bobby Bones show sorry
up today.
Speaker 6 (39:16):
This story comes us from Clearwater, Florida. A ninety five
year old man passed away. They're having his funeral. One
of the sisters gets up there and gives the eulogy.
She gets done, but she forgot to mention her sister's
twenty five year old daughter in the eulogy.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
So waiting need a shout out, A brawl of roughs.
The sister attacks.
Speaker 5 (39:37):
Sister, disrespect.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Everybody had to get a shout on the eulogy. Well,
I mean that about the person. Yeah, I gave. I've
given a couple of eulogies. I don't mention everybody in
the family.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Oh surely that surely I think I recall when you
were doing your mom's you mentioned your sister.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Surely go call me Shirley. And no reason for a brawl.
Speaker 6 (39:57):
That's crazy at a funeral they were you're in a
Catholic church.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Maybe they were a dramatic family and it would he
would have liked to have seen that. Yeah, you know
it was for him in a Catholic church too.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (40:08):
Yeah, okay, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Eddie, what's on your mind?
Speaker 8 (40:14):
Well, I recently broke my arm, right, so I'm noticing
certain things that people should stop doing to the handicap.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Because you're not handicap. I would say that's not handicap.
Speaker 8 (40:24):
I'm disabled right now, I have one arm.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
I think you're injured.
Speaker 8 (40:28):
Yeah, But people come up to me and they're like, hey,
what happened to your arm? Guys, if somebody has gone
through an injury, they're missing an arm something.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
They're missing an arm? Oh my god, you're in a sling.
Speaker 8 (40:39):
I'm just saying, no, one wants to answer the question
over and over what happened to your arm?
Speaker 1 (40:44):
So if you were to see somebody on crutches, correct,
would you go, hey, what happened?
Speaker 5 (40:48):
No? Just let them live their life?
Speaker 1 (40:50):
No, pre your injury? Oh would you have hey, what happened?
What happened to you? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (40:55):
I guess you kind of want to know, like what, like,
what happened? Why are you on crutches?
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Especially if you know the person, and well.
Speaker 8 (41:00):
Yeah, but dude, I'm talking about people that I barely
know are like, whoa man, what happened to your arm?
Don't really want to talk about it?
Speaker 1 (41:07):
You're you're seeing a bit emotional.
Speaker 8 (41:09):
Yeah, yeah, it brings back memories of being at the
skating rink and falling and like, you see someone in
a wheelchair, are you really going to ask him?
Speaker 5 (41:16):
Like why are you an wheel chair?
Speaker 1 (41:17):
I'm not going to ask. But it's different than you
did you have a sling and no cast. It's not
even like you have a cast on your arm bones.
Speaker 8 (41:23):
I'm telling you, twenty times a day I am answering
the question what happened to your arm?
Speaker 5 (41:27):
And I don't like it anymore.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Amy, we tell the guy he's not handicapped.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
Yeah, oh, you're not handicap. Just keep telling yourself that
over and over because you're definitely not. And people that
are really handicapped are listening right now and they're like,
shut up, you're not disabled.
Speaker 8 (41:42):
And then people want to be doctors are like, well,
what bone is it? Like, like, you know what bone
I'm talking about?
Speaker 1 (41:47):
No, you're lightly less abled. There's lots of bones, there
are lots of box And I did ask him. I
was like, what bone did you break it? He said
the radius? And I was like, oh, I'm familiar with that.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
You were familiar, I mean, and let's be honest, aren't
we still questioning if it's really broken? Well, I can
sailing that arm around like chicken.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
The other day I got him amy. I was playing
music and because we're on the road, I was playing
music on the bus and I was like, let's just
see and I started playing no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no
no no, And he was up doing full chicken dance
before you even realized he shouldn't have been held it.
Speaker 5 (42:18):
You can do the chicken dance. It doesn't infect your
radius bone.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Okay, So you would like people stop asking you about
your arm.
Speaker 8 (42:23):
Just when you're out and about and you see someone handicapped,
don't ask him what happened to you?
Speaker 1 (42:27):
First of all, Okay, I like to ask you. Stopped
saying your handicap.
Speaker 8 (42:30):
Okay, I won't say that I'm handicapped. But if someone
looks injured, don't ask them about their injury. They may
not want to talk about it. I don't even think
it was traumatic for you. It's the fall, oh dude,
it was terrible. It was the skating rink. And then
when I fell, no one stopped to help me. I
had to get myself up and get to the side
of the rink and go sit down all on my own.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
It wasn't a car accident. It was not a car accident. Hey, everybody,
thank you. Tomorrow, Lady Wilson is on the show. Hope
you guys have a great rest of the day. Goodbye, everybody.
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(43:13):
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