Amy shared her list of Morning Corny After Dark jokes that we couldn’t do live on the radio show. Eddie gives an update on where he stands in his passport process. Bobby explained what a tariff is because Eddie has no idea. We talked about a man in Georgia who called 911 earlier this year, after his wife saw someone snooping around their house. And in the middle of the call, he heard the dispatcher ordering a McGriddle from McDonald's for breakfast. We talked to B-Dub who is going to drive across the country in his motorcycle to raise money for charity. You can check it out HERE. Bobby shared a new study that says why you should only eat when the sun is up.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It show.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
So Amy has a list of morning cornies after dark
we're going to do because we can't do them during
the show. We don't have to bleep them here. I
don't know what they are or if they need bleeped,
but I don't feel comfortable risking it.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Well, I mean I'll start gentle or something.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
If I don't know, if like, I'll start.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
More Cinemax back in the day, I'll start.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I'll start fine, I'll start PG. Thirteen and then we'll
move to on.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
How many do you have?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Okay, let's go number one morning corny is after dark?
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
What do you call a nun in a bikini? What
a rule breaker? No?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
That was you do that in daytime?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh see, I told you. I'll start a daytime soft Okay, uh,
I got another nun one?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh? No, these morning cornies they get you canceled. Okay,
go ahead. No Virgin mobile, yeah, or like a scooter
or I would say maybe Virgin immobile.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, but Virgin mobile is the phone.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It doesn't matter. Okay, hold on, hit it and now
the morning corny after dark?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
What do you call a seductive ghost a boom?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
That's a good one.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I'd have been prime for the morning corny. Yeah, I
think these are ones.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I was too nervous to say.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
That'd have been one of the better ones. No, no,
I understand, I understand the sensitivity. Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
What do you call a book about a rectile dysfunction?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Eddie saw?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
A hard read?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
No, no, the opposite.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
It's a hard read. It's a hard read.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's hard to read dysfunction.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah, because it's a hard read.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
What do you call a book about erections?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
There we go?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, oh I get it. Yeah, so I get soft.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah that's okay, Okay, all right, but you're right, I
just did you make that up?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Like, I don't know, what are you upset about it?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
She got a whole list of direction jokes that she's done.
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
What do you call a baker who moonlights as a stripper?
Buns of steel?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Okay. What do you call a naked man with a cold?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay, naked naked man with a call?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
What chili? Willy?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Also, it could have been in the morning. I think you're.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Okay, what do you call a cheap circumcision?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Here we go?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
What a rip off? Also? Good?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Maybe solid?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
These aren't dirty enough.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
She's like, all right, watch this.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
So the only one that was potentially dirty was the
book about erections, and I got it wrong.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Well, yeah, erections. I wouldn't say that at seven in
the morning. No, you could.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
But I could say, to make it dirtier, I could say,
what do you call a book about boners?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Even dirtier? Heart on, but then dirtier. Yeah, yeah, I don't.
I don't go much dirtier than that.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Though, But yeah, I just my mind a joke.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
She's making herself laugh. She's done her own comedy, specially
in her head right now.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Dirty. It's dirty, and I thought of it myself. Okay, okay, okay,
what do you call a book about bullshos? What sucky? Well?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
That could be anything.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Oh okay, never starts though, start. Yeah, these stress me out.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Some of them that would have been funny, like the
the yeah booty calls.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Good good one like buns of steel, No, it's fine,
buns of steel, the baker.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
You're always a little more pressed, the if I get it,
I laughed, Yeah, okay, good deal.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Good, all right, I'll work on some more.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
You don't have to.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I'm just saying quarterly.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Sure, Hey what I tell me? You're like I got
a whole new list of dirty ones.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
That's what I felt like. These ones I had set
aside over time. I guess I guess I could have
done them.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Let's check in with Eddie on the passport.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Oh baby, we're in business. Go ahead, So good news
and bad news. The good news is I got all
the info on the passport.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
All right here, all the info. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I got my form, my form, filled it out and
sprinted out nice. So when I go to my appointment,
I just take them this form and I sign it there.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
That's a big part of it.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I also got my photos taken.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Check it out, baby, you did good for you, and
all in the right shape.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
They cut around, Yeah, didn't smile. Look lunchbox. I mean,
I look like a fusion here on run.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
But I mean, how can you know I agree my picture.
You don't want to look at my internet history if
you just look at me, buy my picture. That pictures awful.
Those are the two most annoying things they do, except
for going there.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I have my driver's license, and I have my birth certificate.
I'm ready to roll.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Okay, so now you just have to do the appointment.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yeah, I already sat my town. It's in town. It's
a a post office. When is it it's not till July.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Oh, it's that back up and it's it's the closest one.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I can find. Wow, there were ten locations in town.
I looked at all of them, and the this was
the nearest one, like July fifth or something.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
What a terrible day too, because it's right after the
fourth of July. I don't know, but vacation.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Might be a Monday or something, or maybe the seventh.
So it's that Monday after after vacation.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
So okay, that's awesome because you're there. I think you
did a good job at doing it.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I would check like we talked about. I would check
town small towns. There are forty five minute drives. Instead
of waiting because it's gonna be harder to get to here.
You can get the much quicker if you go to
like a good Litsville or somewhere that can do it
and just make the drive. Okay, but that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Good. We're also going to be like in Austin. I
think in May for the festival. I was thinking maybe
look out there, it'll be just bad cities, just for
the small town.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah, good for you. What So Eddie has asked if
doctor Bones can do and explain it segment I.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Need one, Okay, go ahead, Yeah, what's a tariff? Like
there's a lot of talk about tariffs?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Good question?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
What is what is that?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Good question?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
And people freaking out about it? Why they freaking out?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
So as of now we're recording this. So they did.
They did say here are all the tariffs, and they
then they were like, ooh, bad idea. Let's so they
stopped them for ninety days, all the tariffs except for
China for the most part. So, okay, I'm gonna explain
to you how I was explained to me. And I'm
gonna do like like you're a child, yes, because that's
(06:50):
how Yeah, that's how I need. I watched those YouTube
videos on things like this because I made notes on this.
I watch YouTube videos where they explain stuff like a kid,
because that's how I learned, and then I can go deeper.
Imagine you have a lemonade stand, you make lemonade, and
your friend from another street is also making lemonade as well.
One day, your friend wants to sell their lemonade that
(07:13):
they're making at your stand. Their lemonade is cheaper than
yours because they use cheaper lemons. If everyone buys their
lemonade instead of yours, you don't make any money. So
you feel kind of bad because they have a worse product,
But they're making all the money because there's this cheaper
So a tariff is like your mom saying, okay, if
(07:34):
your friend wants to sell lemonade here, they have to
pay one dollar extra for every cup they sell. That
makes our limonade costs more. So now people are just
as likely to buy your lemonade again because this foreign
lemonade that's coming up from over there that was cheaper
and worse. People were just buying it because it was cheaper.
But now for them to sell it at your stand,
they got to pay the tariff. It makes it equally
(07:56):
a little more expensive. So people are more likely because
of the the quality of it, to buy yours, the
local lemonade from your stand.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Got it. So America is one lemonade stand, and then
everybody else, friends or whatever is another country.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
A tariff is basically a special tax that comes it
is put on stuff from other places to help protect
people that are selling here. So the good is that, right,
it promotes domestic selling. The bad is when they're like,
we're going to build all these manufacturing sites for all
(08:33):
these jobs, and that's that's four or five years. That's
years and years, and so that you saw the market
completely go boom and eventually like it's not like a
lot of us are like heavy in stocks, but that
doesn't matter. You don't have to be in the stock
market for it to eventually trickle down and hurt. Like
I have a friend that is a interior designer and
she's like, all my products now that I'm getting from
(08:53):
everywhere in clearing, she gets all the stuff. She's like,
it's going to affect so many people that anybody that
was thinking about getting work with me, Like if they're
all on the line, they're not going to be able
to do it anymore because my stuff. It's costing more
for me to get all this supply stuff because we
don't make it in America, or the quality is real bad,
and some of the stuff like tangerines that were straight American,
like American tangerines and they're like, I feel you, but
(09:15):
what do you think where do you think our bags come from?
What do you think are.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
So a lot of things come from other countries.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Absolutely, and parts of even domestic things are coming from
other countries inside the domestic part of it.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Tariffs really haven't worked in one hundred years, but they
really haven't been tried. That's basically a tariff attax to
make sure that and the tax ends up going on
the people here. So tariffs aren't they're not making money.
The other countries are making money. We're just having to
pay more year. So does every country tariff differently? Okay,
(09:53):
that's like we still we're we're We're not in any
sort of trade war anymore, at least I haven't checked
the news this morning, but as of yesterday, we kind
of gave up on that for ninety quote ninety days.
I think they just realized with the terrible idea, it's
another going we're gonna buy. But now they're in kind
of a little a battle with China. But here's what
China's gonna do. China's gonna and this is gonna suck
(10:13):
for everybody. China's gonna go we do we no longer
respect IP meaning any product. And you can say, well,
there's already fake stuff on the market, no a lot,
But China doesn't have they in their mind. They can
just go, you know what, we're Nike.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Now, oh, intellectual property absolutely that you know what we're Rawlings.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
We're gonna make gloves. And here you can't be another Rawlings.
You get sued by Rawlings. Correct, China can just go no, no,
Now we're going.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
To be Apple another Apple and make exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
The same things, be lower qual and it just it's
now into the marketing all the difference. They can make
a ton of.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Money everything, so see values.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
So that's basically what's happening opening right now. Yeah, ninety
day suspension of most of the new tariffs. But here's
another thing too that's gonna end up costing. Let's say
we're like, we want to Apple wants to move. We're
gonna make iPhones here and this sucks. But as we
all have iPhones, you think Apple is going to be
(11:18):
able to sell an iPhone for what it is now
already expensive, hiring Americans at the price let's just say
minimum wage when we're buying them from China or India
where they're paying like kids a nickel an hour, Like
everything's going to be more expensive. Yeah, So the vast
majority of iPhones are from China and some Vietnam, some India.
(11:41):
They flew in a bunch from India because they wanted
to avoid some of the tariffs. India India tariffs are lower.
But right now after the suspension, it's different. But yeah,
look at nikes, look at iPhones. They have different regulations
when it comes to labor. We ain't gonna build a
factory and then let nine year olds work for fourteen hours,
which I hate that they do, but that's that's their law.
(12:02):
I mean, I still by my eye. Yeah, so definitely complicated.
Anybody says they have all the answers, they don't. Even
the people that are making the rules don't. People they
are arguing with people making the rules don't. There there
is a such thing as nuanced. We did not abide
by that term at all in the political climate, but
they stopped because it was a disaster at how it was.
(12:24):
We'll see what happens. But that's basically my kid explanation
of a tariff and what's happening right now.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
No, that's great did you guys know what that was?
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Yes, I saw the prices we're going to go up
because of tariff, so I just assumed something was going on.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Well that that was true.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I mean similar to Bobby's friend. I had a conversation
with a friend the other day who's business like they
started in twenty twelve and a lot of their stuff
is made there, and they're small business. They have nine
employees and with the tariffs, they wouldn't be able to
survive on the model they currently have, and they don't
have a new plan yet, so they don't really know
how they're going to get through twenty twenty five to
(13:01):
keep their employees because it changes the price of everything,
and they're in certain stores and those stores already bought
them at a certain price. So then it just it
got really complicated for them. And I feel bad. But
I'm like, did they not sit? I mean, I'm sure
they do, But do they not like have a little
meetings and think like how this is going to affect
like small businesses here? Are they not?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
And no, I'm sure they do about it. Well, let's
give it a go anyway.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Well, there are also there's also infighting now within because
like Elon Musk called Navarro an idiot. Navarro was like,
the main it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. But what's
happening now is they've been suspended. If you want tariffs,
you need them light and slow rolled, especially if it's
like the benefit is we're gonna build all this manufacturing
(13:50):
in America that takes four or five, six, seven, eight years.
The structures, we don't have the instructure to do that.
We don't have the same labor laws that we're gonna
end up making money with. So we need these countries
to be able to make this stuff or we don't
get it cheap. So I have a question for you, Bobby,
I may not know the answer regards.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Okay, I was reading this article. Is from it it
cannot I cannot say. Economists yes, And they were talking
about how the tariffs is really this kind of situation
to raise the inflation rates to provide a less traction
lower inflation rates, No, like make the inflation super high
(14:28):
because the interest the interest rates for our trillion debt
is about to be up and they're about to have
to refinance essentially, And so there's this huge debate going
on of like are these tariffs kind of like a
smoke and mirrors, and this is what's happening, so he
gets what he wants out of the debt that's happening
with America and the like trillion dollars that we're in debt.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
So it's way more than a trillion. I'm not going
to know the exact answer because I'm not an economist
at all, but uh, inflation has deflated a bit. Now
you need inflation, you just don't want a whole lot
of inflation. But there's a purpose for inflation. But the
(15:09):
current national debt's like thirty trillion dollars right now.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
And.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
I guess it's like up this year. Something about that
that debt.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Is up this year. There's like a debt that we
have to pay, right, like companies have to do this,
like you have to pay even interest on So yes, now,
how how they're think? I don't know the strategy of
making things go up or down in order to fix
that debt. I've heard that theory as well, but it
was so above my head. I didn't even Google give
me a kindergarten version of it, I know, and I
was just reading the article.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
That's why I was like, if you had any information,
because there was a lot of stuff in there that
I didn't quite understand. But what I got from it
is that, like, Okay, this tariff conversation is so big
and happening because basically he's trying to not owe as
much money in the debt. Is kind of what I
got from it.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Well, you're gonna you're gonna owe the same amount. You know.
This is something I don't feel comfortable tackling because I
don't know enough about it to even be halfway presentable.
So that's a great question. I don't know that one.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Uh, but we're in debt. We gotta get Dave Ramsey.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Well, congrats, you stumped him. Oh, I definitely have answer,
but it's probably not right. I'm just because it's not
it's not an area of expertise for me or anywhere
that I've spent a bunch of time reading about or
even talking to people that are far more knowledgeable than me.
I do know that our country is built on being
in debt, Like we wouldn't exist if it weren't for debt.
(16:32):
Do you know why?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I know?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Why go ahead?
Speaker 5 (16:36):
Because if you owe someone money, they're not going to
kill you.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
If you owe somebody money, they're gonna well maybe not
want you to stay around. They need you to stay alive.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Yeah, so you can they get their money back.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
That's that's Alexander Hamilton. That was his whole theory, Like,
let's go into the debt. Let's we want to owe
people money because if we owe them money, they got
to make sure that we stay functioning. We have to
that they that we stay a unit in living and
breathing as a country, because if we don't, they lose
their money. So he was Secretary of Treasury the first one,
and that was a tool as far as strengthening stability,
(17:10):
because what provides stability in times of instability people propping
you up. Which were the other places that we owed
money to. That's pretty amazing to think it'd be the
first person to think about that.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
That's the next level.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Also, his story's wild, like born on you know, one
of the islands down there, not even in America. Yeah,
like grew up in poverty, he makes it to America.
Like remarkable story. All right, Well, Morgan, I don't know
that part. And also I think there's a lot of
people that are guessing I.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
Know, and That's why I just wanted your really more
your opinion, because I read it and I was just like, okay,
well this is a conversation, but I just don't have
enough information or even really people that talk about it,
because it's not like super common knowledge.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Or it's not even that. It's just like I get
lost in the minutia of even understanding what some of
the terms are they're fighting about.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Right, That's the way I was with's tariffs. I'm like,
don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
So uh yeah, as of right now they posit tariffs.
That's good. You saw a bounce back. And again I
think if part of the argument can also be well
people don't have a bunch of stocks. Yeah, yeah I don't.
But whenever it comes to small businesses and people using
those small businesses, small businesses get affected, then the people
can't use them for things like home renovations. So yes,
(18:26):
it does all trickle down, but that's the deal. Hopefully
my lemonade stand comparison made a little bit of sense.
So do we win?
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Is that why we pause them?
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Because we won?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
What's the I don't I don't know what winning is
and who's we America?
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Because everything I read is all we won there these
other countries are backing down, But did we really win?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
There's everybody screams their own side, right, so the market
is still below where it was before they announced the
tariffs as of right now. That doesn't mean it's not
going to go higher. You have both sides on social
media screaming their victory yell as of now. I would say, no,
we're still in the hole from where we were a
(19:05):
couple of weeks ago. But that doesn't mean we're not
going to be out of the hole. That doesn't mean
we're not going to negotiate a better deal with China.
That also doesn't mean China's not going to rip a
new one and still everything we have. So the answer
is there is no winner, got it?
Speaker 5 (19:19):
So, Eddie, Well we found out today we may have
been smart not doing that four oh one k.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Huh oh or just not the right time.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Well no, I would say, for about three or four days,
you guys benefited, but now it's back and so you
gotta suck again.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Then I would get back.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I feel good because it's just like, what did you say,
be cool?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Oh? Yeah, he's like be cool, just be cool?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Like so I feel fine, it's cool.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
I'll be cool.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
If you never looked at the news and today you
decided logged in, you would just be down. You'd be
down some. You'd be like, man, it must have been
like kind of a bad that situation here, Like wonder
why before one k is down? I wonder just just
some if you look like three days ago you've been like,
oh my god, freaking out, but I haven't looked today.
When we're recording this, it's like right after the show,
like I can just give a look.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
To that would hurt man, And like you're saying.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Look, today's not been a good day.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Oh oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Well so the market let's see. So my personal is
a zero point one three. However, overall it's fine, it's
it's it's fine, it's I mean, it's down today, but
it's not so much that you're freaking out. But again,
(20:31):
I'm not the guy to come to for money.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
What about money? Guy over here, lunchbox, he's got all
the stocks like you guys checked on those you.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Don't want to know even before the bottom out of
the video was sucking. So this is not why our
lunchbox stock sucks.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
But I don't know it's pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Well it didn't help it at all.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
But our now we're probably back up to a little
above even on the video. Now, I mean we made
in the hundreds, but it was brutal for a while.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
You guys were up, and then it just and.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Then well then and that was before Tariff's.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Let's check it out.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
You want to hear it.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Man, that's maybe a gut punch. Guys, get ready, Amy
you Okay, I'm cool. See there you go.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
I'm already looking at it. It's not that bad. We're
actually up. Oh you're you're quick on and already I've
been on it. I look at it every day.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Oh you do every day.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I look at every day. I have every account every
every day, sometimes multiple times a day. One because I'm
scared to death, and two because I want to see
if I'm being scammed anywhere.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
It's good.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
We're doing pretty good.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
We got we're plus plus four fifty eight in the
video and our t K t k O stock is
plus forty eight dollars.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
That's pretty we.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Bought t k O. Is that fighting?
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Yeah, that's the one old when Wrestling and UFC merged,
that's when we bought and we did pretty well. That
was my idea. But Academy Sports Outdoors, we have lost
a total of eight dollars on that.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
That was your all in that one too.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Yeah, look at us that.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
It's a weird time. We'll work about the bounce back, buddy.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
That's weird. I bought a bat from there the other day.
I feel it should be u.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Oh they don't know yet. Did you report it?
Speaker 4 (22:12):
It's baseball season, does you report that?
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Okay, let's my crypto is down, dude, I'm down twenty bucks.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
That's okay. It was way down, bro, it was way down.
I bought a ton when it went way down though.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Oh stressful, man.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Oh yeah, it's horrible. Yeah, when it went way down,
I freaking jumped in balls first.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Oh, you're crazy.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Okay, let's do a miteral and then we'll not talk
about money. Okay, you guys got it.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
This is the ball.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Show I got in Georgia called nine one one earlier
this year after his wife saw someone snooping around their house,
and in the middle of the call, here at the
dispatcher ordering a mcgriddall from McDonald's for breakfast. So I
believe there's audio from this it's Dylan Johnson talking about
his nine on one call. It's from WTC part of
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the actual call, and then the Channam County Commission chairman
talking about the breakfast order. Here you go.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
My wife called me while I was at work at
about nine thirty and said, someone when you know, was
snooping around the house, knocking on the doors, banging on
the windows and stuff. I was panicking because, you know,
my wife is home alone with my five month old daughter,
and I was, you know, coming home not knowing what
I was going to come home to cridal.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Sorry what that should never happen?
Speaker 7 (23:30):
And your order and breakfast should be different from your
answering a call, and the two should never intertwine.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, yeah, I got somebody here murdering me. Well on second,
this is oph man.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
That's not good.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
You guys have any boys and Berry? The Boysberry is awesome? Yeah,
the syrup, Yeah that's good. Yeah, that's a crazy one.
And nine on one it's all public, which is how
we can get the calls from Whenlunchbox calls nineber one.
So served right there. Although if I'd have been the person,
I'd have tried everybody to delete that file and be like,
I don't know what happened to it.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
I wonder if you can and.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
You probably get in trouble, but you're like, what's the trouble.
Do I get in more trouble for quote accidentally deleting
it or not knowing where it is or when it
gets played because I'm assuming they don't have their job anymore.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Yeah, oh delete it? Man?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
During in nine on one call you call for breakfast.
What if they're already in the middle of their call.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
No, no, no, no, that's.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Their Yeah, like that can wait?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Hang up? Hang up. B debs On who lives in
Oregon and is on a bunch of the radio stations
we're on, and I was watching a video about his drive. Hey,
BW you're doing a motorcycle drive for charity again, right, yeah,
in June? And so how far is this drive again?
Speaker 3 (24:40):
We're going to shoot for and by we, that's me
and the motorcycle are going to shoot for five thousand
miles in less than ten days.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Five thousand that's a lot of miles.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
That's five hundred miles a day on a motorcycle. That's
what I thought.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
You got to be dialed in like motorcycles.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
You can't zone out.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
It's true, exactly what I was thinking, like this is
folks like crazy focus to do five hundred miles a day,
And so who are you raising money for?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Bedough We're raising money for Fisher House Foundation again this year,
trying to do twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
And before I ask any more questions like where can
people go if they want to help out?
Speaker 3 (25:19):
So Bdub's Longest Ride dot Com is part of the
easiest way. It links right to the Fisherhouse donation page
and it'll learn you know, you can learn more about
what Fisher House does. They do free housing for military
families when I loved ones in the hospital. So just
Betubbdubslongest Ride dot Com and then beat up Radio on Instagram.
I've got links and stuff on there as well. We
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posted updates, you know, throughout the ride in June and
then as I'm getting ready for it and stuff too.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Because on the surface, it sounds fun and motorcycle ride
across the country, Yeah, like wow, why you know, good
for you, But then once you realize it's that many
miles and that many days and it's averaging five hundred
miles a day, on a motorcycle where you've got to
be super focused and dialed I would imagine that day
seven or eight your body is just a wreck. Have
you done this linked before?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Last year? I did five days and we hit thirty
seven hundred miles and covered ten states, and Lunchbos is right.
You've got to be dialed in. There's no zoning out
or you know, it's really really put your ADHD to
the test. Selective ADHD, I guess in my case. But
you know, you deal with weather and stuff too, especially
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in June. You're still you know, when you're going through
the plains and through the mountains, you know you could
hit snow. Last year I rode through, Bobby. You've seen
Midwest thunderstorms before, where just the downpour and you can't
see around. You like, there's no stopping on a bike
because you're in the elements. So riding through that and
it starts hailing and you're like, please don't let it
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be like Midwest golf ball size hail. Thankfully it wasn't,
but you know, I rode through it all last year
outside of snow. Thankfully it hit snow and ice. But yeah,
it's it's an adventure. It's a lot of fun, and
you know, doing it for a great cause, like like
our military families, just makes it all worth it. And yeah,
you do. You do get tired at the end of
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day once that adrenaline wears off.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Btub's Longest Ride dot com. I just wanted to highlight
that for a second one because it's crazy. I'm just
scared to even get on a motorcycle, but he's going
to do this for that many days, for that long
and for that purpose, So I just wanted to bring
him off for a second and do a low publicity
for that. Well, yeah, good luck. And do you have
to get yourself in shape for this?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
I mean I've lost since this time last year almost
ninety pounds, so I'm in a lot better shape physically.
It's more so the endurance on the bike and mentally
being there because obviously you're not running or anything like that.
But yeah, there's an element of you know, staying hydrated
and eating right. You eat a lot lighter when you're
on distance riding because you don't want to get tired
from that. You know that food coming. You can go
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into a feat too much and Bobby, you know I
could come through Nashville. You you could come with me
on the back. Well, we make dumb and dumber on
a bigger bike, and you know, I get forty miles
to the gallon, so we could literally do that line
going through the Rockies if you want.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
The worst part of that is not me actually hugging
on Bido because I actually wouldn't mind that. It would
just be being on a motorcycle being scared of debt
the whole time. Yes, like that would be the worst,
Like just because drivers are idiots, not motorcycle drivers, but
like car drivers are on their phones and their idiots,
so motorcycle drivers have to look out for not on themselves,
that have to watch other people being idiots.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
You don't realize how many people are distracted until you're
the only one paying attention on the road and it's like, yeah,
people are texting and I saw a guy shaving one time,
you know, while driving. It's it's insane the amount of
stuff you see when you have you know, the vantage
point of the motorcycle being being out in the open
and having to really pay extra close attention. But it's
a lot of fun too.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Awesome, du We're rooting for you. I just want to
talk to you for a second. I hope you have
a great rest of the day.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Man, Thanks for checking in. Appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
There'd be DUB on a lot of our stations that
we're on. We don't work for the same company, but
we do work on a lot of the stations, and
I've known them for a long time. I just saw
the motorcycle. Didn't even ask to come on, but I
saw pop up on my social media and I was
like that. I wonder if that little thing, that little
spot for guys that's like in between their their balls
and their ba hole. I wonder because it hurts when
you ride a bike for the first time in a
long time.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Yeah, it hurts bad.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
I wonder if you have the same thing with the motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Motorcycles, I don't know, but does it hurt if you
ride for a long time.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
The seats are very different.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
I don't know, but does it hurt?
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Probably after a while.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
I mean that's a that's a painful thing and it shakes.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Don't forget the more motorcycle so like it's got to
like mess with your skin.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
What do you call that part of your body? Well,
there's something that guys call it. I know, rhymes of paint.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah, I know, I've heard of that. Let me just
do a quick.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
That's not medical.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I don't I don't know what that part is medically called.
But the word rhymes of paint that we would like
what hurts my paint, But it's not paint. Scoobay. Just
gave me another word and it may be regional too,
different word. Okay, okay, what is it?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
I'll show it to you.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
So I have a name.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
That's what Scuba said, chowed.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Okay, Oh, it's called.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
The same thing for both of us. But but the
word is perineumrum.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Yeah, so okay. So the the medical term is pereneum
like a flower. Yeah, okay, I'll read you this medical
the perenium is the area of the skin between the
anus and the external genitalia. It's made up of muscles,
connective tissue, and nerves. And I wonder if it's like
you know, supermarkets grocery stores are named different places. In Texas,
it was hub we had Piggy Wiggley and food for
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lesson Arkansas. I wonder if like in the South, it's
taint if if in Texas and Florida's chowed.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
In Australia it's it's nocha.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
In Mexico it's something else too. I always heard goog again,
is that Gwyneth Paltro's thing.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah, and don't get that compusied with cooch. Those can
be confused as well. But yeah, my question was what
does that hurt on a motorcycle? I don't know. A
recent study says you should only eat while the sun's up.
This is from Medical Express. A recent study from Mass
General BRIGOM suggests that for night shift workers, eating only
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during daytime hours may help produce heart risks associated with
their schedules. The researchers say that aligning your meals with
the body's natural circadian rhythm helps prevent cardiovascular problems. And
again they go into very much the people who are
working through the night, but also generally people in the day.
You can have multiple meals, but they're like, just eat
when the sun's up.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
So in the summer you get to eat exactly.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
My point daylight savings. Daylight savings is adjusting when I
can eat cereal.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
It said normal, what is it? Circadium rhythm? I wonder
if any families like just from the beginning of life,
they just decide, you know what, we're going to stay
awake at night and fall asleep during the day.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Interesting, you mean without having to guard the cave. Yeah,
because I could understand if you had to do like
cave man security regarding the cave from animals.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
You're up all night, Sure, that's your circadian rhythm.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
But I would think that would not here. It would
be my argument that no, generally, because it's darker and
easier to sleep because there's not external light. Right, we
sleep in dark rooms. We can fall asleep easier when
there's not light pounding in our face. So my guess
would be had their eff I'm.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Sure vampires maybe.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
But no, And the reason would be, I think because
our circadi of them is set that way. Is the
sun is up, it's light pounding on us. It keeps
us away.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Yeah, that makes sense speaking.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Of vampires, and I can't say vampires. I watched the movie.
It doesn't come out till next Friday. It's called Sinners.
Not a horror movie. Guy, But we're gonna have Brian
Coogler on the show next week. And he wrote Black Panther,
wrote directed Black Panther, Creed wrote Creed One directed the
other ones and then did Sinners and wrote it him.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Michael B.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Jordan's in it, And it's difficult watching the movie because
they were like, here's the account. And first of all,
I don't want to have to watch movies. I'm not
a movie guy, just in general, not a movie guy.
It's got to be pretty earth moving to get me
to even sit and watch a movie, because I feel
like I don't have that kind of patience, or if
I do, I'm gonna split in half. I'm going into
him and to go like, I'm gonna give this thing
an hour and ten minutes and I'll finish the next
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the next day, which is why movies being like two
and a half hours. Oh So, Scoopa's like, well they've
already promised you'd watch the movie, and I'm like why
I don't agree, Like, don't co sign and so they're like,
but if you do, he'll come on. If you don't,
he won't come on. I'm like, well, it'd be pretty
cool to get that interview. So I get in. Scooba
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sends me this account and he's like, here to log in.
You can watch it there, and it's get on my account.
It's on my phone, and so I tell my wife, Hey,
we're gonna watch this movie called Sinners. It's a horror movie.
I don't like horror movies, I said, so let's watch
it speaking of the sun. Let's watch it before it
gets dark because I have nightmares, and so I think
if I watch it in the daytime, it'll be longer
before I go to bed, and I won't be thinking
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there's whatever's in this movie, which I don't even know
what it is outside but to kill me. So we
sit down and I log into the account. I have
to log in. It's like Scuba Steve one oh one
and pat in the password and go in hit screen
mirror from my phone. Up will not screen mirror this
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movie because of rules and regulations, will not And I'm like, well,
I'm not I'm not watching this movie on my phone.
I need watch full TV shows on my phone. So
I text Scuba, hey, can we get this screen maror.
He's like, yeah, send you an another log in log
in again, no screen mirroring souse. I'm like, I'm out,
I'm watching I'm not watching the movie because IM not
gonna watch it on my phone. I don't want to
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watch it anyways. Already annoyed it. I was looking for
any reason not to watch it, and Scooba goes, well,
you can hardwire your computer into your TV two thousand
and three. What are we doing here, he said, get
read to come over and hardwired in your TV. Well,
none of our TVs have like a We're not on
a shelf anywhere. They're all on a wall. So I
don't have a way to hardwire anything into the television.
And I'm sure we're not gonna hardwire my phone and
know how to do that. But also, that's my phone
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with my baby. I'm my baby. So I'm like, we're
out not watch the movie. And so I had started
watching White Lotus. I was cramming in all the White
Lotus on my iPad and I was like, you know what,
I will watch the first half of my iPad as
I'm on the treadmill walking and I'll do the second
half the next day on my iPad. So by this
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time the movie had expired, so I was all set
up ready to go. I'd roll my sleeves up, I
set aside time gonna go walk for an hour on
the iPad, watch the movie. Log in Steve one oh
one put it in Broo, there's no movie in this
in this folder. I'm like, dear God, did you know
this is the horror movie? Now, me being annoyed by
this whole process, them agreeing that I'm gonna watch a movie,
two only being able to watch it on my phone. Three,
(35:40):
can't get it on my television. Four it's not even
the account anymore. So I had scoob up brow there's
nothing in here. He's like, okay, let me get you
another movie. So SAIDs it to me again. I'll log
in again. Steve one oh one, pull it up on
my iPad, start walking, starts playing. The movie pops up,
and it's because of how it shot the top third screen,
(36:04):
the bottom third screen on the iPad or black and
the theater you're not gonna see black. It's gonna cover
the whole screen, but on my iPad it's only covering
in the middle part of the iPad. And I'm like, oh,
how am I gonna watch this? And I've already made
it the full screen, so I've done the button, so
it's not even that. It's a like partial screen. And
so there's a countdown and it's like, cannot be shown.
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I get it. They don't want the movie coming out.
And then all of a sudden, in big overlay letters
over the screen are the words Scuba Steve. I watched
the whole movie with Scuba Seed's name over the front
of the screen.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
No, no, not distracting.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
So if that movie get.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
But now, after like seven tries again this thing, I'm
watching and thinking of Scuba Steve the entire time. His
name is written over the front of the screen. And
so I'm watching the movie, I'm walking. I like Michael B. Jordan,
he plays twins in the movie, but also it's listed
as a horror movie, so I'm like, oh, I don't
know what to even think, because like what a horror
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movies do? Now, I think, I like Jason and Freddy
and stuff, and I liked it. It's good. I like
to had to watch it on my iPad. I would
watch it on screen, and then I like having to
watch Scoobacceeed's name the whole time because I'm just irritated
the whole time looking at him, not only because his
name is covering the screen, but because of the five
steps we had to get to this point. But I
walked for like an hour and a half because I
was like, oh, I'm still into it, and then I
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finished watching it that night, even though I decided to
split it in half. And there are vampires in it,
and I didn't know if we could say that, but
we can. But it's cool. It's not what I think
of as a horror movie. Horror movie to me are like, ah,
like behind corners and knives and stuff. Yeah, the most
horrific part was Scooba Seed's name over the top of
the screen the whole time. So it was good.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
So can we watch that version, the Scooba Steed version.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
I don't think so. It's probably out of the account
by now, but it's out not this weekend, neck next weekend. Yeah.
And I gave it four out of five blues guitars. Oh,
because music based. There's a lot of music in it,
and for me, that's high considering I had to watch
it behind Scoobacy's name on a smaller screen. Ah, that
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was annoying. I think that took it down to half star.
Oh no, just the environment. But I think you guys
would I think you would like it, even if I
feel like defining it as horror to me as someone
doesn't know what current horror is felt a bit misleading
because it was way smarter than that. Would you agree, Yeah,
I wouldn't even call it a horror movie, but I
watch horror movies all the time. Yeah, I was good.
(38:36):
I think you guys like it. I'm not saying go
to the theater. I'm not saying not go to the theater.
I'm just saying I liked it. I'm not a theater
guy because I don't like being around people with the
phones up the whole time. But you should. You guys
will like it.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Oh, I feel like, yeah, my daughter would love that.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
I'll probably watch it.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Whynuld we Jordan just like the dude. He's awesome. He's awesome.
Let's do Reray give me voicemil number three.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
I was curious what's going on with Ra and the
twelve babies and the Sorry y'all already talked about this
and I missed it, but I was just curious.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Ray, when she's just twelve babies. We kind of remind Heryudy,
what's up? My wife had her eggs frozen.
Speaker 8 (39:12):
They were able to harvest twenty three of them and
they are now frozen in a clinic at Vanderbilt and
my friend actually works there and checks on them every
day for us, so they are good.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Checks on them every day. Like what but one of
the that mean.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Yeah, so just the update is there's just still there.
Speaker 4 (39:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (39:31):
The update is I've started to realize not to get
too deep into it. I really don't think we're supposed
to be grandparents. So we may have kids when we're sixty.
I would then be able to see my kids off
at twenty years old. I would pass away in my
eighties and then I just wouldn't see my grandkids.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
But I can, I can.
Speaker 8 (39:48):
I can have kids when I'm retired, so there's really
no rush. That's the beauty of getting your eggs harvested.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
I wonder where he was going with the grandparent thing,
but I see he's just saying they're just gonna wait.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
Okay, yeah, because he doesn't want to be a grandparent.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Maybe it's just not the time right now. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (40:01):
Yeah, I'm definitely not prepared for that. The cats kind
of just a way too much a grandparent or a
parent for a parent. I don't think I could be
a parent. When my nephew comes, I mean I get
I get po'ed at him about ten minutes into him.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
Oh that's a problem.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Well also, but you didn't get to grow as a
parent like they grew as a person. Correct, Okay, give
me one more, give me that number four.
Speaker 9 (40:20):
Listen to Lunchbok explaining him getting hit on the highway.
Highly recommend you'll get dash cams in your car. I
got hit two years ago and I got to submit
that dash cam footage to the insurance people and they
had to pay for every little bit of my repairs.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
Good advice right there.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
I like when someone gives advising says that good advice.
I can respect it. I've seen people with dash cams.
I don't know. I just it's not that I'm anti it.
I just am not going to go through the process.
It seems like a lot of taking stuff out and
it wouldn't be filming behind me, what did be filming
in front of me? You have both, I've seen an
(40:57):
uber drivers will have that sometimes. Yeah, because unruly passage.
It's a great idea to do. I just am not
going to put forth the effort. I don't think and
then regret that I didn't at some point as well, Okay,
we're done, h don't forget if you go over and
before the end of the day tomorrow. If our Bobby
Bone Show YouTube page has three hundred thousand total followers,
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so I don't know where we are now, but we
just need a few thousand.
Speaker 4 (41:22):
I will shoot Lunchbox with a baby gun.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
I will pay money to Lunchbox to Morgan and Netty.
So if you subscribe to our Bobby Bone Show YouTube page,
that would be awesome. Amy have a new episode of
Feeling Things I Do.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
It's Thursday, so it's our listener Q and a couch
Talks episode and it's about boundaries and cutting ties with families.
I'm Cat my co host.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
No cutting ties with us, dude, but forever.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
My coast is a therapist, so her advice is like really.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Solid my advice. And so it's that other guys too advice. Okay,
you guys check it out. Thank you, will see you tomorrow.
By everybody,
It show.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
So Amy has a list of morning cornies after dark
we're going to do because we can't do them during
the show. We don't have to bleep them here. I
don't know what they are or if they need bleeped,
but I don't feel comfortable risking it.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Well, I mean I'll start gentle or something.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
If I don't know, if like, I'll start.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
More Cinemax back in the day, I'll start.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I'll start fine, I'll start PG. Thirteen and then we'll
move to on.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
How many do you have?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Okay, let's go number one morning corny is after dark?
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
What do you call a nun in a bikini? What
a rule breaker? No?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
That was you do that in daytime?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh see, I told you. I'll start a daytime soft Okay, uh,
I got another nun one?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh? No, these morning cornies they get you canceled. Okay,
go ahead. No Virgin mobile, yeah, or like a scooter
or I would say maybe Virgin immobile.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, but Virgin mobile is the phone.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It doesn't matter. Okay, hold on, hit it and now
the morning corny after dark?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
What do you call a seductive ghost a boom?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
That's a good one.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I'd have been prime for the morning corny. Yeah, I
think these are ones.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I was too nervous to say.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
That'd have been one of the better ones. No, no,
I understand, I understand the sensitivity. Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
What do you call a book about a rectile dysfunction?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Eddie saw?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
A hard read?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
No, no, the opposite.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
It's a hard read. It's a hard read.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's hard to read dysfunction.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah, because it's a hard read.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
What do you call a book about erections?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
There we go?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, oh I get it. Yeah, so I get soft.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah that's okay, Okay, all right, but you're right, I
just did you make that up?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Like, I don't know, what are you upset about it?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
She got a whole list of direction jokes that she's done.
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
What do you call a baker who moonlights as a stripper?
Buns of steel?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Okay. What do you call a naked man with a cold?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay, naked naked man with a call?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
What chili? Willy?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Also, it could have been in the morning. I think you're.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Okay, what do you call a cheap circumcision?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Here we go?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
What a rip off? Also? Good?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Maybe solid?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
These aren't dirty enough.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
She's like, all right, watch this.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
So the only one that was potentially dirty was the
book about erections, and I got it wrong.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Well, yeah, erections. I wouldn't say that at seven in
the morning. No, you could.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
But I could say, to make it dirtier, I could say,
what do you call a book about boners?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Even dirtier? Heart on, but then dirtier. Yeah, yeah, I don't.
I don't go much dirtier than that.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Though, But yeah, I just my mind a joke.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
She's making herself laugh. She's done her own comedy, specially
in her head right now.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Dirty. It's dirty, and I thought of it myself. Okay, okay, okay,
what do you call a book about bullshos? What sucky? Well?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
That could be anything.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Oh okay, never starts though, start. Yeah, these stress me out.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Some of them that would have been funny, like the
the yeah booty calls.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Good good one like buns of steel, No, it's fine,
buns of steel, the baker.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
You're always a little more pressed, the if I get it,
I laughed, Yeah, okay, good deal.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Good, all right, I'll work on some more.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
You don't have to.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I'm just saying quarterly.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Sure, Hey what I tell me? You're like I got
a whole new list of dirty ones.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
That's what I felt like. These ones I had set
aside over time. I guess I guess I could have
done them.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Let's check in with Eddie on the passport.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Oh baby, we're in business. Go ahead, So good news
and bad news. The good news is I got all
the info on the passport.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
All right here, all the info. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I got my form, my form, filled it out and
sprinted out nice. So when I go to my appointment,
I just take them this form and I sign it there.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
That's a big part of it.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I also got my photos taken.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Check it out, baby, you did good for you, and
all in the right shape.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
They cut around, Yeah, didn't smile. Look lunchbox. I mean,
I look like a fusion here on run.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
But I mean, how can you know I agree my picture.
You don't want to look at my internet history if
you just look at me, buy my picture. That pictures awful.
Those are the two most annoying things they do, except
for going there.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I have my driver's license, and I have my birth certificate.
I'm ready to roll.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Okay, so now you just have to do the appointment.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yeah, I already sat my town. It's in town. It's
a a post office. When is it it's not till July.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Oh, it's that back up and it's it's the closest one.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I can find. Wow, there were ten locations in town.
I looked at all of them, and the this was
the nearest one, like July fifth or something.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
What a terrible day too, because it's right after the
fourth of July. I don't know, but vacation.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Might be a Monday or something, or maybe the seventh.
So it's that Monday after after vacation.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
So okay, that's awesome because you're there. I think you
did a good job at doing it.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I would check like we talked about. I would check
town small towns. There are forty five minute drives. Instead
of waiting because it's gonna be harder to get to here.
You can get the much quicker if you go to
like a good Litsville or somewhere that can do it
and just make the drive. Okay, but that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Good. We're also going to be like in Austin. I
think in May for the festival. I was thinking maybe
look out there, it'll be just bad cities, just for
the small town.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah, good for you. What So Eddie has asked if
doctor Bones can do and explain it segment I.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Need one, Okay, go ahead, Yeah, what's a tariff? Like
there's a lot of talk about tariffs?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Good question?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
What is what is that?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Good question?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
And people freaking out about it? Why they freaking out?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
So as of now we're recording this. So they did.
They did say here are all the tariffs, and they
then they were like, ooh, bad idea. Let's so they
stopped them for ninety days, all the tariffs except for
China for the most part. So, okay, I'm gonna explain
to you how I was explained to me. And I'm
gonna do like like you're a child, yes, because that's
(06:50):
how Yeah, that's how I need. I watched those YouTube
videos on things like this because I made notes on this.
I watch YouTube videos where they explain stuff like a kid,
because that's how I learned, and then I can go deeper.
Imagine you have a lemonade stand, you make lemonade, and
your friend from another street is also making lemonade as well.
One day, your friend wants to sell their lemonade that
(07:13):
they're making at your stand. Their lemonade is cheaper than
yours because they use cheaper lemons. If everyone buys their
lemonade instead of yours, you don't make any money. So
you feel kind of bad because they have a worse product,
But they're making all the money because there's this cheaper
So a tariff is like your mom saying, okay, if
(07:34):
your friend wants to sell lemonade here, they have to
pay one dollar extra for every cup they sell. That
makes our limonade costs more. So now people are just
as likely to buy your lemonade again because this foreign
lemonade that's coming up from over there that was cheaper
and worse. People were just buying it because it was cheaper.
But now for them to sell it at your stand,
they got to pay the tariff. It makes it equally
(07:56):
a little more expensive. So people are more likely because
of the the quality of it, to buy yours, the
local lemonade from your stand.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Got it. So America is one lemonade stand, and then
everybody else, friends or whatever is another country.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
A tariff is basically a special tax that comes it
is put on stuff from other places to help protect
people that are selling here. So the good is that, right,
it promotes domestic selling. The bad is when they're like,
we're going to build all these manufacturing sites for all
(08:33):
these jobs, and that's that's four or five years. That's
years and years, and so that you saw the market
completely go boom and eventually like it's not like a
lot of us are like heavy in stocks, but that
doesn't matter. You don't have to be in the stock
market for it to eventually trickle down and hurt. Like
I have a friend that is a interior designer and
she's like, all my products now that I'm getting from
(08:53):
everywhere in clearing, she gets all the stuff. She's like,
it's going to affect so many people that anybody that
was thinking about getting work with me, Like if they're
all on the line, they're not going to be able
to do it anymore because my stuff. It's costing more
for me to get all this supply stuff because we
don't make it in America, or the quality is real bad,
and some of the stuff like tangerines that were straight American,
like American tangerines and they're like, I feel you, but
(09:15):
what do you think where do you think our bags come from?
What do you think are.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
So a lot of things come from other countries.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Absolutely, and parts of even domestic things are coming from
other countries inside the domestic part of it.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Tariffs really haven't worked in one hundred years, but they
really haven't been tried. That's basically a tariff attax to
make sure that and the tax ends up going on
the people here. So tariffs aren't they're not making money.
The other countries are making money. We're just having to
pay more year. So does every country tariff differently? Okay,
(09:53):
that's like we still we're we're We're not in any
sort of trade war anymore, at least I haven't checked
the news this morning, but as of yesterday, we kind
of gave up on that for ninety quote ninety days.
I think they just realized with the terrible idea, it's
another going we're gonna buy. But now they're in kind
of a little a battle with China. But here's what
China's gonna do. China's gonna and this is gonna suck
(10:13):
for everybody. China's gonna go we do we no longer
respect IP meaning any product. And you can say, well,
there's already fake stuff on the market, no a lot,
But China doesn't have they in their mind. They can
just go, you know what, we're Nike.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Now, oh, intellectual property absolutely that you know what we're Rawlings.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
We're gonna make gloves. And here you can't be another Rawlings.
You get sued by Rawlings. Correct, China can just go no, no,
Now we're going.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
To be Apple another Apple and make exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
The same things, be lower qual and it just it's
now into the marketing all the difference. They can make
a ton of.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Money everything, so see values.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
So that's basically what's happening opening right now. Yeah, ninety
day suspension of most of the new tariffs. But here's
another thing too that's gonna end up costing. Let's say
we're like, we want to Apple wants to move. We're
gonna make iPhones here and this sucks. But as we
all have iPhones, you think Apple is going to be
(11:18):
able to sell an iPhone for what it is now
already expensive, hiring Americans at the price let's just say
minimum wage when we're buying them from China or India
where they're paying like kids a nickel an hour, Like
everything's going to be more expensive. Yeah, So the vast
majority of iPhones are from China and some Vietnam, some India.
(11:41):
They flew in a bunch from India because they wanted
to avoid some of the tariffs. India India tariffs are lower.
But right now after the suspension, it's different. But yeah,
look at nikes, look at iPhones. They have different regulations
when it comes to labor. We ain't gonna build a
factory and then let nine year olds work for fourteen hours,
which I hate that they do, but that's that's their law.
(12:02):
I mean, I still by my eye. Yeah, so definitely complicated.
Anybody says they have all the answers, they don't. Even
the people that are making the rules don't. People they
are arguing with people making the rules don't. There there
is a such thing as nuanced. We did not abide
by that term at all in the political climate, but
they stopped because it was a disaster at how it was.
(12:24):
We'll see what happens. But that's basically my kid explanation
of a tariff and what's happening right now.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
No, that's great did you guys know what that was?
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Yes, I saw the prices we're going to go up
because of tariff, so I just assumed something was going on.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Well that that was true.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I mean similar to Bobby's friend. I had a conversation
with a friend the other day who's business like they
started in twenty twelve and a lot of their stuff
is made there, and they're small business. They have nine
employees and with the tariffs, they wouldn't be able to
survive on the model they currently have, and they don't
have a new plan yet, so they don't really know
how they're going to get through twenty twenty five to
(13:01):
keep their employees because it changes the price of everything,
and they're in certain stores and those stores already bought
them at a certain price. So then it just it
got really complicated for them. And I feel bad. But
I'm like, did they not sit? I mean, I'm sure
they do, But do they not like have a little
meetings and think like how this is going to affect
like small businesses here? Are they not?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
And no, I'm sure they do about it. Well, let's
give it a go anyway.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Well, there are also there's also infighting now within because
like Elon Musk called Navarro an idiot. Navarro was like,
the main it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. But what's
happening now is they've been suspended. If you want tariffs,
you need them light and slow rolled, especially if it's
like the benefit is we're gonna build all this manufacturing
(13:50):
in America that takes four or five, six, seven, eight years.
The structures, we don't have the instructure to do that.
We don't have the same labor laws that we're gonna
end up making money with. So we need these countries
to be able to make this stuff or we don't
get it cheap. So I have a question for you, Bobby,
I may not know the answer regards.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Okay, I was reading this article. Is from it it
cannot I cannot say. Economists yes, And they were talking
about how the tariffs is really this kind of situation
to raise the inflation rates to provide a less traction
lower inflation rates, No, like make the inflation super high
(14:28):
because the interest the interest rates for our trillion debt
is about to be up and they're about to have
to refinance essentially, And so there's this huge debate going
on of like are these tariffs kind of like a
smoke and mirrors, and this is what's happening, so he
gets what he wants out of the debt that's happening
with America and the like trillion dollars that we're in debt.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
So it's way more than a trillion. I'm not going
to know the exact answer because I'm not an economist
at all, but uh, inflation has deflated a bit. Now
you need inflation, you just don't want a whole lot
of inflation. But there's a purpose for inflation. But the
(15:09):
current national debt's like thirty trillion dollars right now.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
And.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
I guess it's like up this year. Something about that
that debt.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Is up this year. There's like a debt that we
have to pay, right, like companies have to do this,
like you have to pay even interest on So yes, now,
how how they're think? I don't know the strategy of
making things go up or down in order to fix
that debt. I've heard that theory as well, but it
was so above my head. I didn't even Google give
me a kindergarten version of it, I know, and I
was just reading the article.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
That's why I was like, if you had any information,
because there was a lot of stuff in there that
I didn't quite understand. But what I got from it
is that, like, Okay, this tariff conversation is so big
and happening because basically he's trying to not owe as
much money in the debt. Is kind of what I
got from it.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Well, you're gonna you're gonna owe the same amount. You know.
This is something I don't feel comfortable tackling because I
don't know enough about it to even be halfway presentable.
So that's a great question. I don't know that one.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Uh, but we're in debt. We gotta get Dave Ramsey.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Well, congrats, you stumped him. Oh, I definitely have answer,
but it's probably not right. I'm just because it's not
it's not an area of expertise for me or anywhere
that I've spent a bunch of time reading about or
even talking to people that are far more knowledgeable than me.
I do know that our country is built on being
in debt, Like we wouldn't exist if it weren't for debt.
(16:32):
Do you know why?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I know?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Why go ahead?
Speaker 5 (16:36):
Because if you owe someone money, they're not going to
kill you.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
If you owe somebody money, they're gonna well maybe not
want you to stay around. They need you to stay alive.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Yeah, so you can they get their money back.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
That's that's Alexander Hamilton. That was his whole theory, Like,
let's go into the debt. Let's we want to owe
people money because if we owe them money, they got
to make sure that we stay functioning. We have to
that they that we stay a unit in living and
breathing as a country, because if we don't, they lose
their money. So he was Secretary of Treasury the first one,
and that was a tool as far as strengthening stability,
(17:10):
because what provides stability in times of instability people propping
you up. Which were the other places that we owed
money to. That's pretty amazing to think it'd be the
first person to think about that.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
That's the next level.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Also, his story's wild, like born on you know, one
of the islands down there, not even in America. Yeah,
like grew up in poverty, he makes it to America.
Like remarkable story. All right, Well, Morgan, I don't know
that part. And also I think there's a lot of
people that are guessing I.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
Know, and That's why I just wanted your really more
your opinion, because I read it and I was just like, okay,
well this is a conversation, but I just don't have
enough information or even really people that talk about it,
because it's not like super common knowledge.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Or it's not even that. It's just like I get
lost in the minutia of even understanding what some of
the terms are they're fighting about.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Right, That's the way I was with's tariffs. I'm like,
don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
So uh yeah, as of right now they posit tariffs.
That's good. You saw a bounce back. And again I
think if part of the argument can also be well
people don't have a bunch of stocks. Yeah, yeah I don't.
But whenever it comes to small businesses and people using
those small businesses, small businesses get affected, then the people
can't use them for things like home renovations. So yes,
(18:26):
it does all trickle down, but that's the deal. Hopefully
my lemonade stand comparison made a little bit of sense.
So do we win?
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Is that why we pause them?
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Because we won?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
What's the I don't I don't know what winning is
and who's we America?
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Because everything I read is all we won there these
other countries are backing down, But did we really win?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
There's everybody screams their own side, right, so the market
is still below where it was before they announced the
tariffs as of right now. That doesn't mean it's not
going to go higher. You have both sides on social
media screaming their victory yell as of now. I would say, no,
we're still in the hole from where we were a
(19:05):
couple of weeks ago. But that doesn't mean we're not
going to be out of the hole. That doesn't mean
we're not going to negotiate a better deal with China.
That also doesn't mean China's not going to rip a
new one and still everything we have. So the answer
is there is no winner, got it?
Speaker 5 (19:19):
So, Eddie, Well we found out today we may have
been smart not doing that four oh one k.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Huh oh or just not the right time.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Well no, I would say, for about three or four days,
you guys benefited, but now it's back and so you
gotta suck again.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Then I would get back.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I feel good because it's just like, what did you say,
be cool?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Oh? Yeah, he's like be cool, just be cool?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Like so I feel fine, it's cool.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
I'll be cool.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
If you never looked at the news and today you
decided logged in, you would just be down. You'd be
down some. You'd be like, man, it must have been
like kind of a bad that situation here, Like wonder
why before one k is down? I wonder just just
some if you look like three days ago you've been like,
oh my god, freaking out, but I haven't looked today.
When we're recording this, it's like right after the show,
like I can just give a look.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
To that would hurt man, And like you're saying.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Look, today's not been a good day.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Oh oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Well so the market let's see. So my personal is
a zero point one three. However, overall it's fine, it's
it's it's fine, it's I mean, it's down today, but
it's not so much that you're freaking out. But again,
(20:31):
I'm not the guy to come to for money.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
What about money? Guy over here, lunchbox, he's got all
the stocks like you guys checked on those you.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Don't want to know even before the bottom out of
the video was sucking. So this is not why our
lunchbox stock sucks.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
But I don't know it's pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Well it didn't help it at all.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
But our now we're probably back up to a little
above even on the video. Now, I mean we made
in the hundreds, but it was brutal for a while.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
You guys were up, and then it just and.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Then well then and that was before Tariff's.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Let's check it out.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
You want to hear it.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Man, that's maybe a gut punch. Guys, get ready, Amy
you Okay, I'm cool. See there you go.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
I'm already looking at it. It's not that bad. We're
actually up. Oh you're you're quick on and already I've
been on it. I look at it every day.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Oh you do every day.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I look at every day. I have every account every
every day, sometimes multiple times a day. One because I'm
scared to death, and two because I want to see
if I'm being scammed anywhere.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
It's good.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
We're doing pretty good.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
We got we're plus plus four fifty eight in the
video and our t K t k O stock is
plus forty eight dollars.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
That's pretty we.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Bought t k O. Is that fighting?
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Yeah, that's the one old when Wrestling and UFC merged,
that's when we bought and we did pretty well. That
was my idea. But Academy Sports Outdoors, we have lost
a total of eight dollars on that.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
That was your all in that one too.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Yeah, look at us that.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
It's a weird time. We'll work about the bounce back, buddy.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
That's weird. I bought a bat from there the other day.
I feel it should be u.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Oh they don't know yet. Did you report it?
Speaker 4 (22:12):
It's baseball season, does you report that?
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Okay, let's my crypto is down, dude, I'm down twenty bucks.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
That's okay. It was way down, bro, it was way down.
I bought a ton when it went way down though.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Oh stressful, man.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Oh yeah, it's horrible. Yeah, when it went way down,
I freaking jumped in balls first.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Oh, you're crazy.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Okay, let's do a miteral and then we'll not talk
about money. Okay, you guys got it.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
This is the ball.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Show I got in Georgia called nine one one earlier
this year after his wife saw someone snooping around their house,
and in the middle of the call, here at the
dispatcher ordering a mcgriddall from McDonald's for breakfast. So I
believe there's audio from this it's Dylan Johnson talking about
his nine on one call. It's from WTC part of
(23:03):
the actual call, and then the Channam County Commission chairman
talking about the breakfast order. Here you go.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
My wife called me while I was at work at
about nine thirty and said, someone when you know, was
snooping around the house, knocking on the doors, banging on
the windows and stuff. I was panicking because, you know,
my wife is home alone with my five month old daughter,
and I was, you know, coming home not knowing what
I was going to come home to cridal.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Sorry what that should never happen?
Speaker 7 (23:30):
And your order and breakfast should be different from your
answering a call, and the two should never intertwine.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, yeah, I got somebody here murdering me. Well on second,
this is oph man.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
That's not good.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
You guys have any boys and Berry? The Boysberry is awesome? Yeah,
the syrup, Yeah that's good. Yeah, that's a crazy one.
And nine on one it's all public, which is how
we can get the calls from Whenlunchbox calls nineber one.
So served right there. Although if I'd have been the person,
I'd have tried everybody to delete that file and be like,
I don't know what happened to it.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
I wonder if you can and.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
You probably get in trouble, but you're like, what's the trouble.
Do I get in more trouble for quote accidentally deleting
it or not knowing where it is or when it
gets played because I'm assuming they don't have their job anymore.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Yeah, oh delete it? Man?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
During in nine on one call you call for breakfast.
What if they're already in the middle of their call.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
No, no, no, no, that's.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Their Yeah, like that can wait?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Hang up? Hang up. B debs On who lives in
Oregon and is on a bunch of the radio stations
we're on, and I was watching a video about his drive. Hey,
BW you're doing a motorcycle drive for charity again, right, yeah,
in June? And so how far is this drive again?
Speaker 3 (24:40):
We're going to shoot for and by we, that's me
and the motorcycle are going to shoot for five thousand
miles in less than ten days.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Five thousand that's a lot of miles.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
That's five hundred miles a day on a motorcycle. That's
what I thought.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
You got to be dialed in like motorcycles.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
You can't zone out.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
It's true, exactly what I was thinking, like this is
folks like crazy focus to do five hundred miles a day,
And so who are you raising money for?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Bedough We're raising money for Fisher House Foundation again this year,
trying to do twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
And before I ask any more questions like where can
people go if they want to help out?
Speaker 3 (25:19):
So Bdub's Longest Ride dot Com is part of the
easiest way. It links right to the Fisherhouse donation page
and it'll learn you know, you can learn more about
what Fisher House does. They do free housing for military
families when I loved ones in the hospital. So just
Betubbdubslongest Ride dot Com and then beat up Radio on Instagram.
I've got links and stuff on there as well. We
(25:40):
posted updates, you know, throughout the ride in June and
then as I'm getting ready for it and stuff too.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Because on the surface, it sounds fun and motorcycle ride
across the country, Yeah, like wow, why you know, good
for you, But then once you realize it's that many
miles and that many days and it's averaging five hundred
miles a day, on a motorcycle where you've got to
be super focused and dialed I would imagine that day
seven or eight your body is just a wreck. Have
you done this linked before?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Last year? I did five days and we hit thirty
seven hundred miles and covered ten states, and Lunchbos is right.
You've got to be dialed in. There's no zoning out
or you know, it's really really put your ADHD to
the test. Selective ADHD, I guess in my case. But
you know, you deal with weather and stuff too, especially
(26:28):
in June. You're still you know, when you're going through
the plains and through the mountains, you know you could
hit snow. Last year I rode through, Bobby. You've seen
Midwest thunderstorms before, where just the downpour and you can't
see around. You like, there's no stopping on a bike
because you're in the elements. So riding through that and
it starts hailing and you're like, please don't let it
(26:50):
be like Midwest golf ball size hail. Thankfully it wasn't,
but you know, I rode through it all last year
outside of snow. Thankfully it hit snow and ice. But yeah,
it's it's an adventure. It's a lot of fun, and
you know, doing it for a great cause, like like
our military families, just makes it all worth it. And yeah,
you do. You do get tired at the end of
(27:11):
day once that adrenaline wears off.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Btub's Longest Ride dot com. I just wanted to highlight
that for a second one because it's crazy. I'm just
scared to even get on a motorcycle, but he's going
to do this for that many days, for that long
and for that purpose, So I just wanted to bring
him off for a second and do a low publicity
for that. Well, yeah, good luck. And do you have
to get yourself in shape for this?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
I mean I've lost since this time last year almost
ninety pounds, so I'm in a lot better shape physically.
It's more so the endurance on the bike and mentally
being there because obviously you're not running or anything like that.
But yeah, there's an element of you know, staying hydrated
and eating right. You eat a lot lighter when you're
on distance riding because you don't want to get tired
from that. You know that food coming. You can go
(27:53):
into a feat too much and Bobby, you know I
could come through Nashville. You you could come with me
on the back. Well, we make dumb and dumber on
a bigger bike, and you know, I get forty miles
to the gallon, so we could literally do that line
going through the Rockies if you want.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
The worst part of that is not me actually hugging
on Bido because I actually wouldn't mind that. It would
just be being on a motorcycle being scared of debt
the whole time. Yes, like that would be the worst,
Like just because drivers are idiots, not motorcycle drivers, but
like car drivers are on their phones and their idiots,
so motorcycle drivers have to look out for not on themselves,
that have to watch other people being idiots.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
You don't realize how many people are distracted until you're
the only one paying attention on the road and it's like, yeah,
people are texting and I saw a guy shaving one time,
you know, while driving. It's it's insane the amount of
stuff you see when you have you know, the vantage
point of the motorcycle being being out in the open
and having to really pay extra close attention. But it's
a lot of fun too.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Awesome, du We're rooting for you. I just want to
talk to you for a second. I hope you have
a great rest of the day.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Man, Thanks for checking in. Appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
There'd be DUB on a lot of our stations that
we're on. We don't work for the same company, but
we do work on a lot of the stations, and
I've known them for a long time. I just saw
the motorcycle. Didn't even ask to come on, but I
saw pop up on my social media and I was
like that. I wonder if that little thing, that little
spot for guys that's like in between their their balls
and their ba hole. I wonder because it hurts when
you ride a bike for the first time in a
long time.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Yeah, it hurts bad.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
I wonder if you have the same thing with the motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Motorcycles, I don't know, but does it hurt if you
ride for a long time.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
The seats are very different.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
I don't know, but does it hurt?
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Probably after a while.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
I mean that's a that's a painful thing and it shakes.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Don't forget the more motorcycle so like it's got to
like mess with your skin.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
What do you call that part of your body? Well,
there's something that guys call it. I know, rhymes of paint.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah, I know, I've heard of that. Let me just
do a quick.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
That's not medical.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I don't I don't know what that part is medically called.
But the word rhymes of paint that we would like
what hurts my paint, But it's not paint. Scoobay. Just
gave me another word and it may be regional too,
different word. Okay, okay, what is it?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
I'll show it to you.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
So I have a name.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
That's what Scuba said, chowed.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Okay, Oh, it's called.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
The same thing for both of us. But but the
word is perineumrum.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Yeah, so okay. So the the medical term is pereneum
like a flower. Yeah, okay, I'll read you this medical
the perenium is the area of the skin between the
anus and the external genitalia. It's made up of muscles,
connective tissue, and nerves. And I wonder if it's like
you know, supermarkets grocery stores are named different places. In Texas,
it was hub we had Piggy Wiggley and food for
(30:31):
lesson Arkansas. I wonder if like in the South, it's
taint if if in Texas and Florida's chowed.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
In Australia it's it's nocha.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
In Mexico it's something else too. I always heard goog again,
is that Gwyneth Paltro's thing.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah, and don't get that compusied with cooch. Those can
be confused as well. But yeah, my question was what
does that hurt on a motorcycle? I don't know. A
recent study says you should only eat while the sun's up.
This is from Medical Express. A recent study from Mass
General BRIGOM suggests that for night shift workers, eating only
(31:11):
during daytime hours may help produce heart risks associated with
their schedules. The researchers say that aligning your meals with
the body's natural circadian rhythm helps prevent cardiovascular problems. And
again they go into very much the people who are
working through the night, but also generally people in the day.
You can have multiple meals, but they're like, just eat
when the sun's up.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
So in the summer you get to eat exactly.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
My point daylight savings. Daylight savings is adjusting when I
can eat cereal.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
It said normal, what is it? Circadium rhythm? I wonder
if any families like just from the beginning of life,
they just decide, you know what, we're going to stay
awake at night and fall asleep during the day.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Interesting, you mean without having to guard the cave. Yeah,
because I could understand if you had to do like
cave man security regarding the cave from animals.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
You're up all night, Sure, that's your circadian rhythm.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
But I would think that would not here. It would
be my argument that no, generally, because it's darker and
easier to sleep because there's not external light. Right, we
sleep in dark rooms. We can fall asleep easier when
there's not light pounding in our face. So my guess
would be had their eff I'm.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Sure vampires maybe.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
But no, And the reason would be, I think because
our circadi of them is set that way. Is the
sun is up, it's light pounding on us. It keeps
us away.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Yeah, that makes sense speaking.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Of vampires, and I can't say vampires. I watched the movie.
It doesn't come out till next Friday. It's called Sinners.
Not a horror movie. Guy, But we're gonna have Brian
Coogler on the show next week. And he wrote Black Panther,
wrote directed Black Panther, Creed wrote Creed One directed the
other ones and then did Sinners and wrote it him.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Michael B.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Jordan's in it, And it's difficult watching the movie because
they were like, here's the account. And first of all,
I don't want to have to watch movies. I'm not
a movie guy, just in general, not a movie guy.
It's got to be pretty earth moving to get me
to even sit and watch a movie, because I feel
like I don't have that kind of patience, or if
I do, I'm gonna split in half. I'm going into
him and to go like, I'm gonna give this thing
an hour and ten minutes and I'll finish the next
(33:14):
the next day, which is why movies being like two
and a half hours. Oh So, Scoopa's like, well they've
already promised you'd watch the movie, and I'm like why
I don't agree, Like, don't co sign and so they're like,
but if you do, he'll come on. If you don't,
he won't come on. I'm like, well, it'd be pretty
cool to get that interview. So I get in. Scooba
(33:35):
sends me this account and he's like, here to log in.
You can watch it there, and it's get on my account.
It's on my phone, and so I tell my wife, Hey,
we're gonna watch this movie called Sinners. It's a horror movie.
I don't like horror movies, I said, so let's watch
it speaking of the sun. Let's watch it before it
gets dark because I have nightmares, and so I think
if I watch it in the daytime, it'll be longer
before I go to bed, and I won't be thinking
(33:56):
there's whatever's in this movie, which I don't even know
what it is outside but to kill me. So we
sit down and I log into the account. I have
to log in. It's like Scuba Steve one oh one
and pat in the password and go in hit screen
mirror from my phone. Up will not screen mirror this
(34:16):
movie because of rules and regulations, will not And I'm like, well,
I'm not I'm not watching this movie on my phone.
I need watch full TV shows on my phone. So
I text Scuba, hey, can we get this screen maror.
He's like, yeah, send you an another log in log
in again, no screen mirroring souse. I'm like, I'm out,
I'm watching I'm not watching the movie because IM not
gonna watch it on my phone. I don't want to
(34:37):
watch it anyways. Already annoyed it. I was looking for
any reason not to watch it, and Scooba goes, well,
you can hardwire your computer into your TV two thousand
and three. What are we doing here, he said, get
read to come over and hardwired in your TV. Well,
none of our TVs have like a We're not on
a shelf anywhere. They're all on a wall. So I
don't have a way to hardwire anything into the television.
And I'm sure we're not gonna hardwire my phone and
know how to do that. But also, that's my phone
(34:58):
with my baby. I'm my baby. So I'm like, we're
out not watch the movie. And so I had started
watching White Lotus. I was cramming in all the White
Lotus on my iPad and I was like, you know what,
I will watch the first half of my iPad as
I'm on the treadmill walking and I'll do the second
half the next day on my iPad. So by this
(35:19):
time the movie had expired, so I was all set
up ready to go. I'd roll my sleeves up, I
set aside time gonna go walk for an hour on
the iPad, watch the movie. Log in Steve one oh
one put it in Broo, there's no movie in this
in this folder. I'm like, dear God, did you know
this is the horror movie? Now, me being annoyed by
this whole process, them agreeing that I'm gonna watch a movie,
two only being able to watch it on my phone. Three,
(35:40):
can't get it on my television. Four it's not even
the account anymore. So I had scoob up brow there's
nothing in here. He's like, okay, let me get you
another movie. So SAIDs it to me again. I'll log
in again. Steve one oh one, pull it up on
my iPad, start walking, starts playing. The movie pops up,
and it's because of how it shot the top third screen,
(36:04):
the bottom third screen on the iPad or black and
the theater you're not gonna see black. It's gonna cover
the whole screen, but on my iPad it's only covering
in the middle part of the iPad. And I'm like, oh,
how am I gonna watch this? And I've already made
it the full screen, so I've done the button, so
it's not even that. It's a like partial screen. And
so there's a countdown and it's like, cannot be shown.
(36:25):
I get it. They don't want the movie coming out.
And then all of a sudden, in big overlay letters
over the screen are the words Scuba Steve. I watched
the whole movie with Scuba Seed's name over the front
of the screen.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
No, no, not distracting.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
So if that movie get.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
But now, after like seven tries again this thing, I'm
watching and thinking of Scuba Steve the entire time. His
name is written over the front of the screen. And
so I'm watching the movie, I'm walking. I like Michael B. Jordan,
he plays twins in the movie, but also it's listed
as a horror movie, so I'm like, oh, I don't
know what to even think, because like what a horror
(37:06):
movies do? Now, I think, I like Jason and Freddy
and stuff, and I liked it. It's good. I like
to had to watch it on my iPad. I would
watch it on screen, and then I like having to
watch Scoobacceeed's name the whole time because I'm just irritated
the whole time looking at him, not only because his
name is covering the screen, but because of the five
steps we had to get to this point. But I
walked for like an hour and a half because I
was like, oh, I'm still into it, and then I
(37:26):
finished watching it that night, even though I decided to
split it in half. And there are vampires in it,
and I didn't know if we could say that, but
we can. But it's cool. It's not what I think
of as a horror movie. Horror movie to me are like, ah,
like behind corners and knives and stuff. Yeah, the most
horrific part was Scooba Seed's name over the top of
the screen the whole time. So it was good.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
So can we watch that version, the Scooba Steed version.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
I don't think so. It's probably out of the account
by now, but it's out not this weekend, neck next weekend. Yeah.
And I gave it four out of five blues guitars. Oh,
because music based. There's a lot of music in it,
and for me, that's high considering I had to watch
it behind Scoobacy's name on a smaller screen. Ah, that
(38:14):
was annoying. I think that took it down to half star.
Oh no, just the environment. But I think you guys
would I think you would like it, even if I
feel like defining it as horror to me as someone
doesn't know what current horror is felt a bit misleading
because it was way smarter than that. Would you agree, Yeah,
I wouldn't even call it a horror movie, but I
watch horror movies all the time. Yeah, I was good.
(38:36):
I think you guys like it. I'm not saying go
to the theater. I'm not saying not go to the theater.
I'm just saying I liked it. I'm not a theater
guy because I don't like being around people with the
phones up the whole time. But you should. You guys
will like it.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Oh, I feel like, yeah, my daughter would love that.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
I'll probably watch it.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Whynuld we Jordan just like the dude. He's awesome. He's awesome.
Let's do Reray give me voicemil number three.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
I was curious what's going on with Ra and the
twelve babies and the Sorry y'all already talked about this
and I missed it, but I was just curious.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Ray, when she's just twelve babies. We kind of remind Heryudy,
what's up? My wife had her eggs frozen.
Speaker 8 (39:12):
They were able to harvest twenty three of them and
they are now frozen in a clinic at Vanderbilt and
my friend actually works there and checks on them every
day for us, so they are good.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Checks on them every day. Like what but one of
the that mean.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Yeah, so just the update is there's just still there.
Speaker 4 (39:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (39:31):
The update is I've started to realize not to get
too deep into it. I really don't think we're supposed
to be grandparents. So we may have kids when we're sixty.
I would then be able to see my kids off
at twenty years old. I would pass away in my
eighties and then I just wouldn't see my grandkids.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
But I can, I can.
Speaker 8 (39:48):
I can have kids when I'm retired, so there's really
no rush. That's the beauty of getting your eggs harvested.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
I wonder where he was going with the grandparent thing,
but I see he's just saying they're just gonna wait.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
Okay, yeah, because he doesn't want to be a grandparent.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Maybe it's just not the time right now. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (40:01):
Yeah, I'm definitely not prepared for that. The cats kind
of just a way too much a grandparent or a
parent for a parent. I don't think I could be
a parent. When my nephew comes, I mean I get
I get po'ed at him about ten minutes into him.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
Oh that's a problem.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Well also, but you didn't get to grow as a
parent like they grew as a person. Correct, Okay, give
me one more, give me that number four.
Speaker 9 (40:20):
Listen to Lunchbok explaining him getting hit on the highway.
Highly recommend you'll get dash cams in your car. I
got hit two years ago and I got to submit
that dash cam footage to the insurance people and they
had to pay for every little bit of my repairs.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
Good advice right there.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
I like when someone gives advising says that good advice.
I can respect it. I've seen people with dash cams.
I don't know. I just it's not that I'm anti it.
I just am not going to go through the process.
It seems like a lot of taking stuff out and
it wouldn't be filming behind me, what did be filming
in front of me? You have both, I've seen an
(40:57):
uber drivers will have that sometimes. Yeah, because unruly passage.
It's a great idea to do. I just am not
going to put forth the effort. I don't think and
then regret that I didn't at some point as well, Okay,
we're done, h don't forget if you go over and
before the end of the day tomorrow. If our Bobby
Bone Show YouTube page has three hundred thousand total followers,
(41:17):
so I don't know where we are now, but we
just need a few thousand.
Speaker 4 (41:22):
I will shoot Lunchbox with a baby gun.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
I will pay money to Lunchbox to Morgan and Netty.
So if you subscribe to our Bobby Bone Show YouTube page,
that would be awesome. Amy have a new episode of
Feeling Things I Do.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
It's Thursday, so it's our listener Q and a couch
Talks episode and it's about boundaries and cutting ties with families.
I'm Cat my co host.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
No cutting ties with us, dude, but forever.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
My coast is a therapist, so her advice is like really.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Solid my advice. And so it's that other guys too advice. Okay,
you guys check it out. Thank you, will see you tomorrow.
By everybody,
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
Scuba Steve
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