TUES PT 1 : Bobby Got A Call From The FBI + Morgan Shares Big Personal News + Amy Feared For Her Life

Lunchbox overheard something he WASN'T supposed to HEAR. That forced Bobby to reveal why the FBI called him and whether or not he is in trouble.  Morgan brought in some personal relationship news in which Bobby treaded lightly on what he could and couldn't ask. Amy shared a very scary traffic incident she had on a highway where she and her car were assaulted. Bobby investigated whether or not she was at fault. Lunchbox also continued his punishment with the addition of the embarrassing t-shirt.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting Liza, welcome to Tuesday show.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
More in the studio. Here's a voicemail from Allen.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Hey, Bobby, you bought us some Nike shoes from my
eleven year old son a few weeks ago, and we
wanted to call and say thank you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Thank you so much. I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
He was super excited, super stoked, truly amazing, and you're
just truly.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
A class act.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Thank you, Bobby, and thank you the Bobby Bone Show.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
You were all amazing.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
We love you guys.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Hey, oh, you're welcome.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I'd like to say that was not charity as much
as it was. That was an eleven year old kid.
I think you wore a size four. I sent us
some sake Jordan's for sure, but he had made his
own money to buy his own Jordan, he's like, buy night,
and I was like, you buy the ones you want
and I'll buy you some cool ones. So that was
I'll meet you like you did the work and that's
really cool. I'm proud of you for being eleven and
making your own money. But also let me throw in

(01:07):
some shoes because I think it's cool that you're eleven
and you're like focused on something, so yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
They were it.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I tried to find the adult version of those, and
they didn't have them. I know, I know they didn't
have them because I thought they were everybody a gift
for somebody, then you want the gift.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yes, that's what I did, and.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I was like, dang, I wish I had these of
my size and they didn't have them. But yeah, that's
super cool. So I would say send a picture, but
you're eleven, so I'm good. I just trusty. Yeah, I
don't want to tell any eleven year old to send
me a picture of anything. I'm just gonna trust that
they're awesome, and thank you for the voicemail. I love
when people follow up on that.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
A sin Bars a question to Ben.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Hello, Bobby Bones. I used to be successful and proud
of who I was, but lately I feel like I'm
drowning in my own life. I spend most of my
time procrastinating, feeling bored and restless. I can't seem to
get anything done. I don't know if I'm depressed or
just stuck, but I don't recognize myself anymore. How do
I find my spark again when it feels like it's

(02:17):
completely burned out, signed burned out, Beth. So there's some
pretty heavy things here, meaning that you could be depressed.
So you could clinically be depressed, meaning there are chemicals
in your brain they're affecting you in a way that's
more than just you being tired or bored or burnt out.
So those are two different things. They can take it
in factor in with each other. But so first I

(02:37):
would actually go and talk to somebody about depression and
see if you're depressed. Let's say you're not depressed and
you're just burned out. I get this question a lot,
like how do I not be burnt out? The answer
is not so easy because we still have to work
and pay the bills. And a lot of times people
will go, I'm just burnt out because I'm working all
the time. That's super simple. Is like, well, just take
a break. You can't always do that in real life

(02:59):
because again, you godd pay you car insurance. You can't
just take a break if you got to pay your
car insurance or whatever bill. It is. What has worked
for me is find the things that you really love
to do, because you're still gonna have to do the
things you're burnt out on but try to find things
you really love to do and prioritize doing them a
little more, because that's almost like a charge to your

(03:19):
battery when you don't have to like pull your battery
out and let it rest, because the best is to
get the rest you can. But it sounds like you're
fine on the rest part. You're procrastinating. You need to
find whatever it is that inspired you, that then motivates you,
that then creates discipline in that order. Inspiration's easy, you
get it all the time. Everybody gets inspired every day.

(03:39):
Motivation that happens a lot but doesn't last. What you
need to do is do things you love to do.
It doesn't have to be whatever your work is, and
that's where you're gonna get that spark again. It just
feeling something fun, joyful. So find positives and it will
remove the negatives. But if you just depressed, you gotta
go to the doctor. But I'm just taking from non depression.

(04:00):
I get burnt out about twice a year, and when
I do that, I have to go find things I
like to do and spend more time doing them. Not
less time doing things I don't, but more time doing them.
In places where I'm just hanging out and that helps
me a ton. Reading helps me too. Some people just
don't like to read.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Like reading in books that will help you or just
more like fiction.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
How many books that help me? I feel like I'm
still working spending time. Yeah, you just need to spend
time not thinking about Well, you're not spending time on
so find you something fun to do, find a new hobby. Yeah,
and then also realize you're not the only one. This
is happening to a lot of people all the time.
So maybe not everybody all at once, but everybody deals
with this. So but I would go, for real, go

(04:41):
and you might be depressed. And if you are, that
is not just you feeling a certain way. That's a
chemical that's that's a chemical imbalance that's happening inside your
brain rooting for you. Burned out, Beth, I don't want
that to be your name anymore. Next time you invested
in me, you'll be be a Beth.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Br got it, Beth? No? No bad a yeah bad? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:02):
All right, close it up. My lunchbox claims to have
heard something you wasn't supposed to hear.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
You're up, dude.

Speaker 7 (05:08):
It was one of those moments where I was like
I did not want to hear that.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
I didn't need to hear that.

Speaker 7 (05:12):
It was the other day in the office, walking down
the hall and Bobby was talking to security guide Tim,
and all I heard Tim was saying, yes, it was
the real FBI looking for you, and I was like,
oh no. So that just got my mind spinning that
I don't know what Bobby's been doing. If he's going
to prison, why the FBI would be looking for Bobby

(05:33):
started making me think do we need to get lawyers?

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Do we need to do we have mouse podcast?

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Like I don't want to hear I don't need to
hear it. Yeah, right, dude, Listen puts his ear on
every door in the building and Amy desk therapy and
he's in there staring in the window.

Speaker 7 (05:46):
I did, but once I heard that, I was like,
oh no, Bobby's going to prison. Then it really got
me thinking do we need to find other jobs? Like
if Bobby's going to the big House, if the FBI
is looking for Bobby, then there is something wrong.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
So I had that and I wouldn't gonn same thing.

Speaker 7 (06:00):
But it's been weighing on me and I was like, Okay,
I need to let this cat out of the bag.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
It's been weighing on you. It's the first day we've
been back since. But worried about it. Okay, here's the thing.
I can't say too much with any specifics, but and
it's happened before. Somebody was posing his me online and
got a bunch of money from somebody else.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Oh oh oh okay, No, not okay.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
That sucks, but you're not going away.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
You're not going away, right, I was never going away.
He said something bad could be, something's being done to him.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
I got a call saying I was being represented in
a way that wasn't me. This happens a lot with
country music stars as well. Someone had fallen for somebody
acting like me, and someone had given them a bunch
of money and then realized it wasn't me, like thousands
of dollars. So that's what it was about. And it's like,

(06:51):
do you want to try to track them down? Okay,
but you really never do because they're in a foreign country,
they use a different ip. Somebody got scammed. So I'll
use the opportunity to say, unless it has a blue
check mark by it on Instagram, it's not the person
on Twitter. It's icy because you can just get a

(07:11):
blue check mark for nothing if you pay two ninety
nine a month. So Twitter is just a wild West anyway.
But on Instagram, if there is no blue check mark,
if it is not my specific name, I do not
have an account that quote only talks with fans. I
do not have a manager that reaches out to people
to go, hey, Bobby would like to talk to you secretly.
None of that happens. It is all done with blue

(07:32):
check marks. That's why the FBI was calling me to
let me know. It's that's the first time it happened.
Hopefully it will be the last, but I doubt it.
So please everybody, if it's not a blue check unless
this is a Calswondell. Sometimes Calswindell gets in there.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
That's what. That's all it was.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
I mean, not all it was, but that's what it was.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
Okay. I'm glad.

Speaker 7 (07:52):
I'm sorry to hear someone lost money, but I am
glad to hear that you were not on the sketchy
side of the law.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
That's all.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
I'm just you think I'm on the sketchy side the law.

Speaker 7 (08:00):
You know what, Some people hide in plain sight and
some criminals are really good at putting on this front
of Hey, I don't do anything wrong with me.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
I'm an upstanding citizen.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
But that's not in plain sight. A plain sight would
be like I'm admitting to doing a bunch of stuff,
but I'm actually doing more. I mean like plant sight
as you're there kind of doing it.

Speaker 7 (08:17):
Okay, So I use the wrong analogy, but I'm just
glad to hear that you're not. I you never know,
like I always say, you never know who you're sleeping
next to, never know who you're working next to. You
don't think you know your wife, No, I think you
think you know who your wife is, or your husband,
or your spouse or your partner in crime. But then
they snap, they snap.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
I think that's you knowing them. But I think that's
something that triggers them, that makes them act in a
way that isn't typical to how they normally act. I
don't think that's not knowing them.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Well, there's the kind that snap, and then there's the
kind that are living double lives.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
You think you know double lives for helling been married.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
It's actually coming up on ten years. I was told
this year.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, double life difficult for ten years, especially if they're
always home.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
Yeah, I mean, but people, I mess what I'm saying.
You think you know, but you have no idea.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
You see these news stories like I had no like
the but do you know why it's a new story
because it's not common, the.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Giglow beach killer, like the Wise, Like, I had no idea,
It's like, what do you know?

Speaker 2 (09:17):
You know why it's a new story because it doesn't
happen a whole lot. Because it did happen a whole lot,
it wouldn't be newsworthy.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
It would be terrifying to what's.

Speaker 7 (09:26):
All the prostitutes up in like New York and dumbing
them on the beach and they were an old story.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
No, I was just like he got arrested a couple
of years ago. He hadn't even gonna trial yet.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah, that's all I thought.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
It was like this week. Yeah, but he follows all
these stories like to the so to him, he's probably
still keeping up with.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Mister all right. Uh yeah, Giglo Beach murder is a timeline.
Nothing's happened recently, No nothing. It's not Giglo, it's Gilgo.
It sounds like Gigglo. Okay, anyway, it's time for the
good news.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Last week in northern Colorado, teenager teamed up with the
local police to ask his girlfriend a prom. It's kind
of could be a little scary for a second because
they rolled up to her house with the lights on,
so she comes outside for her families, like what's going on.
But the officers tried to smile the whole time so
she would know she wasn't in trouble. And then all
of a sudden, her boyfriend appeared with a sign that said,

(10:22):
I know I'm not a cop, but will you be
my ticket to prom?

Speaker 5 (10:26):
That's great?

Speaker 4 (10:29):
She said yes, and she was really surprised, happily accepted,
and then they got to share this on their social
media and the whole community was like, Wow, this is
you know, positive community engagement.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
We like it. Yeah. Luckily, like her dad wasn't like
being search for because he had a warrant. He busts
out the window. There was a lot of factors like that.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Yeah, she was hiding something and all of a sudden
he all of a sudden.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, hey, luckily the family was all clear. Yeah, I know,
because it worked out, that's all good. Had that not
worked out, that had been a bonehead. Yeah, fine line,
good story.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Yeah, shout out Loveland Police Department.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
Amy had something scary happen to her. What I would
like to ask the room is don't jump in on
making fun of her driving. Yeah, because it's while she
tells the story. I know, but we're gonna let it
all the way finish because we have jokes based on
I'm sure you do the past fifteen years, right, but.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
I'm going to tell you what happened was uncalled for.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Okay, then go because we're not gonna make a joke.
We just want to hear the story.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Okay. So you know how sometimes people on motorcycles on
the highway will ride in between cars like in the
We're not supposed to. It's illegal, it's dangerous.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
I don't know that it's illegal. Some states it's legal,
some states it's not.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
What it feels very illegal. Yeah, yeah, reckless and unnecessary.
So I'm merging into traffic. There's lots of traffic on
the highway. So at this point, like when I'm getting
to where I'm going, like a merge into the lane.
I'm going maybe one mile an hour about to be like,
I'm going so slow.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
You can't really go one mile now zero. It's just
hard to go ahead.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
It's like, okay, I've I've merged in, so it feels
like I'm going nothing. And then I stopped and then
all of a sudden, like the side of my car boom.
I hear that, and then this this These two guys
on a Ninja. So something hits your car, Yes, like
a one of those fast ninja motorcycle things. I don't
know the brand, but it's not a Harley. It's not
like you know, two guys chilling on their Harley. These

(12:30):
are guys that have a need for speed, and they
are dangerous and irresponsible. Because they came and purposefully slammed
my side mirror on the passenger side. I guess they
felt like maybe because they were riding in the middle
lane and when I merged, I guess did I cut
them off? I don't know, because they're not supposed to

(12:51):
be doing what they were doing, but I guess they
were mad at me, so to retaliate, they slammed my
passenger side mirror. It all the way back, but the
slam was so loud I thought they hit my car.
So I guess there are two guys riding on the
same bike together.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
The first like dumb and dumber. Aren't they really arms
wrapped on the other?

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yes, two do hilarious. I mean, I'm assuming guys like
they had helmets on, but and only men would behave
this way, completely ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Well, man could be upfront oneman could be in the back.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Well, then the woman flipped me off because the man
up front slammed the mirror and bent it back like
until I pulled over and got where I was going,
and I was nervous to pull my mirror back, thinking
it was gonna snap off or something. Luckily it wasn't broken,
but bent it all the way back. So boom, I
hear that, and I'm thinking, oh my gosh, they just

(13:45):
hit my car. And then they she turns back or
he turns back. Now you have convinced that maybe it
was a girl and flips me off. I mean it
was the most aggressive response to they were the ones
doing something wrong. All I was doing is emerging into
a lane. And my my nervous system took probably about
thirty minutes to recover because I thought I had been hit,

(14:06):
and then I was aggressively assaulted with a finger, a middle.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Finger, a couple of things felt like a lot. They
must have done that before to know you can hit
a rear view like that, pop it back and then
it not actually break off.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
I mean, there's nothing that they could guarantee that that
wasn't going to break It.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Must be, but it must be a move they do
to know that it's actually not going to break it off. Well,
especially if they did it so efficiently, like if it
just took one pop and all of a sudden it
popped back like they they must do that a bit too.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Scary.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, that sucks, Absolutely sucks. I'd have been scared too.
I'd have thought they hit my car. Yeah. Three, did
you chase after them at all or anything?

Speaker 7 (14:45):
No?

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Okay, I was in traffic. Four What are the odds
you really cut them off? Now I'm going to go
back to No, if.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
You're riding that middle lane. But what if they did?
But there there, if they're coming up a lane trying
to pass all of us sitting in traffic like normal
people like I just feel like you should have to
sit in traffic as well. But they were riding up
so then when i merged over. Here's what I'm thinking happened.
Like maybe they're coming up this middle lane and I
merge over kind of cut them off a little bit

(15:13):
because they're going fast and I'm not, And then they
come up along my passenger side and boom, assault my car.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Lane splitting here is not legal.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Okay, So there you have it. They were breaking the
law and they got mad at me for driving normal.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
That sucks. I'm sorry that happened to you. You did
not deserve that. I can't find any reason that that's
even funny because lane splitting is not legal here. There
are states like California where it is legal, but.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
I just felt like, what is what? Like, why would
you do that to somebody? Like they were so angry
at me and I even if even if I had
done something wrong, it was an accident, and the way
they responded was just aggressive.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
If you had done something wrong and it was legal,
I could understand them going, you're not watching out for buyers.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Pay attention to you, idiot, Like maybe they could say
that to me, but they don't have to bang my
mirror and flip me off. They could turn and say
pay attention, you idiot. That would be better for my system.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Preferred that more than the finger. Though, Let's say they
slapped the still they slapped your side view, would you
have preferred they go, hey, idiot, don't do that, or flip.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Drof, Hey idiot, don't do that.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Got it? How many times have you've been flipped off
in the past five years by other cars?

Speaker 4 (16:23):
I mean just a couple of times she's noticed. Yeah,
it can be my entire driving career a lot.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
The good news is your car is not broken. That
sucks that they do that. They shouldn't do that they
shouldn't And I'm sure most of their anger and frustration
is built on cars not paying attention when they're driving,
and motorcyclists are at far more danger of being hurt
badly because if two cars hit going twenty okay, you
go to insurance, you get your car fixed. If you

(16:53):
hit a motorcycle, they could die.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Right. But it seems like you said, that's why I
think the root of it, Like, originally I went, they
must be angry humans, But if I really think about it,
they were coming from a place of fear, so they
were scared. Now they were doing something they shouldn't have done.
I scooed it on over. They got scared, and then
they reacted out of fear, which presented as anger.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
What did you learn from this? Everything's a learning situation.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
I didn't do anything wrong, so I don't I learned
that your mirror can bend like that like that was
that was interesting to me. I learned that some people
don't have healthy responses to scary events. I don't know
what I learned. I guess now. I learned in this
moment that our state it's illegal so you can actually

(17:43):
straddle the lines on a motorcycle. Oh, I thought you
mean you were going to straddle a line to keep
them from going across. No, no, but it just was
a lot, so that'd be careful out there.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah, I'm sorry that happened to you. You didn't deserve that.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
Thanks. Couldn't have been two dudes, right, No, I don't know.
I'm thinking.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
I'm thinking, there's no chance I'm holding the scoop of
Steve Moore driving through knocking out.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Yeah, it was definitely I got him be convinced for
a second maybe it was a girl, but no, it
was definitely two guys.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
You think he was too No way, I want to
go over to Morgan, who does our website and all
of our social media?

Speaker 8 (18:18):
Did us?

Speaker 2 (18:18):
He had dudes hand at one of your pictures?

Speaker 5 (18:20):
Do you do?

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Do you soft launch something?

Speaker 9 (18:22):
I don't know if it's soft launching, but yes, I
did meet somebody.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
So is that soft or hard? It's so hard or
hard launch?

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Like face and name and social security number, bank account info,
routing amormation, that's hard?

Speaker 4 (18:36):
So soft soft?

Speaker 9 (18:37):
Maybe because I've been in the feed yet or anything.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
It's just on my stories. Yeah, what's the deal?

Speaker 9 (18:43):
I met him and actually in real life, it wasn't
on the dating apps.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Where did you meet him? So?

Speaker 9 (18:48):
I was out with some girlfriends and I was really
focused on having a girl's weekend, but apparently my girlfriends
were determined to help me.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
Meet somebody, and they saw somebody at the bar.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
He had a shirt on that said ask me about syphilis.

Speaker 9 (19:01):
That would have been perfect, That would have been but
that would have been awkward.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
But no, he had a shirt on that said drink
beer and pet dogs. And they're like Morgan, he's so cute.
He obviously also loves dogs, Like, we need to make
this happen.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Did you think he was cute?

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Though?

Speaker 4 (19:15):
I wasn't even looking like I was.

Speaker 9 (19:16):
So I had just honestly went on some like bad
dates on hinge and I was like, I'm just kind
of overdating.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
I want to have a fun girl's weekend.

Speaker 9 (19:23):
I was really not in the mindset to be talking
to somebody, so I didn't even look when they were
trying to like point him out. I was like, no,
I'm focused on this weekend, and they just, against all
of my better judgment, were like, no, we think you
need to meet him, and like went and tapped on
his shoulder and introduced us. I turned around and I
was like, oh crap, he's cute and we've been hanging

(19:45):
out ever since how long ago is that?

Speaker 4 (19:47):
This week will be a month.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Wow, good for you for keeping a quiet.

Speaker 9 (19:53):
I got really excited though, because it's been going really well.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
So that's why you see that random hands in my posts.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
So how tall is he?

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Oh man?

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Because you're getting a really tall guy to counter your Yeah,
you're four nine.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Five foot in three fourths of an inch.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
You know whomever it is that you end up having
a kid with, is that you know you kind of
got to counter that how tall is That's true?

Speaker 9 (20:16):
I've also, I've dated a lot of short guys. I
believe he's six' one or six two.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Okay, oh wow, good, good good. And then what can
you tell us about him? But don't say too much.
I give us just a couple of nuggets.

Speaker 9 (20:29):
He also loves to rescue dogs. We are both like
even like when I say we are two sides of
the same coin.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
We have so much in common. We're both nerds. We
both geek out over Marvel and Star Wars stuff.

Speaker 9 (20:40):
We love being active. Health is very important to us.
We've also had some both like hard things happen to us.
So there's a lot of similarities. We have a lot
of in common and enjoy a lot of the same things.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Your last relationship it went well, but the ending was not.
Obviously it didn't work out. But does that keep you
from jumping into this one?

Speaker 9 (21:00):
Oh yeah, My I have like a brick wall up
and he's just like patient, and he's like, whenever you're
ready to start to let walls down, I'm here, however,
I can help make that happen.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
I'm here older or younger.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
He's older than me. He's thirty four.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yeah, how old are you?

Speaker 4 (21:15):
I'm thirty one?

Speaker 2 (21:16):
And does he have a job, Say, what does he work? Yes?
Do work?

Speaker 4 (21:19):
He has a job.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
I don't feel like we deserve to know anything else
right now because he now, it's just every time it
doesn't work out till the one time it does. Right,
So odds are any relationship you're in until you find
the one that's not the one until it is the one.
So right now we don't deserve to hear anymore because
we'll just give us some time, let it grow organically.

Speaker 10 (21:42):
I know.

Speaker 9 (21:43):
But there's also this part of me because you guys
are my friends that I'm really excited about him, and
I want to share them with you guys.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Is he off the apps?

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Are you guys? Have you had the DTR?

Speaker 9 (21:53):
Yeah, we're not we we aren't boyfriend girlfriend, but yes,
like exclusively dating each other.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
He he is not that boyfriend girlfriend whatever that means. Like,
if you're exclusive, isn't that it?

Speaker 9 (22:02):
It is, yes, in a way, but like if you
want to like a definitive we haven't had that like,
oh my gosh, you're my boyfriend, I'm your girlfriend conversation.
But yeah, he told me he deleted the app the
day after meeting me.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Oh wow, and he did.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yeah. I probably said that sometimes too, you know later,
I mean after the app was deleted, I probably said
that sometimes too, Like the moment our eyes locked. The
first handle was look at my phone and delete that app.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Good.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Well, right now we deserve nothing more and we're.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
Rooting for you. Thank you. I'm rooting for me. This
one feels good.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Was it a normal bar you go to.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
No, it was a brand new bar, and there were
so many reasons I wasn't going to be in that
room that night, so it's kind of weird.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
And his shirt said drink beer pet dogs.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Speaking of shirts, we do need to put Lunchbox in
his shirt? Oh yeah, yeah, second part of this bet
ask me about Mike. Can you take it over to
Lunchbox and you can put it on. We don't have
to do it all in the air right now. But
Lunchbox has the siphlest hat, the truck on his neck
and the Syphiliss shirt going on. Which, how did what

(23:05):
you have to wear the hat all the time?

Speaker 5 (23:08):
The shirt?

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Right? Yeah, you're putting the shirt on over the hoodie.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
Dude, it's so cold in here. I can't not wear
the hoodie.

Speaker 7 (23:13):
That's the problem is you keep it freezing cold, so
it's got to go over the hoodie wile I'm at work.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Just a little attack at you there.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
Yeah, I wasn't an attack, But don't cover them.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
They need to go out. It looks like a tie,
kind of like a hunchback right now because they're under
his shirt. It looks like big breasts.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
Does there?

Speaker 2 (23:36):
They go to our Instagram or Facebook, you can see
the lunchbox wearing all this stuff. There we go, Morgan,
if you'd have seen the same guy.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Wearing that shirt Sos asked me about syphilis, I don't
think that I would have talked to him.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
You don't think so. No, you think your girls would
have been like, you gotta go talk to the symphiless guy.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
All right, Lunchbox, you look good, thanks man. You do
look like an LSU fan.

Speaker 5 (23:58):
With until you read it.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Yeah, but it's like gold, purple and gold. It's like, yeah, okay, Morgan,
good luck lunchbox.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Haha.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Let's play riddle me this. These are riddles for kids,
but we're asking the adults in the room. If you
miss it, you're out, Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie, you'll go one
at a time, Amy you're first. First One's always very easy.
What is full of holes but still holds water?

Speaker 4 (24:29):
It's stenge correct?

Speaker 2 (24:31):
After I ask it the second time, you'll have ten
seconds to answer it. Lunchbox, Very easy, first round? What
belongs to you but others use it more than you do?

Speaker 5 (24:40):
No, it's easy.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Your name correct, Eddie? Very easy? What has hundreds of
ears but cannot hear?

Speaker 8 (24:54):
Hundreds of ears?

Speaker 2 (24:56):
What has hundreds of ears but cannot hear? How your
time started?

Speaker 8 (25:04):
Is that a book?

Speaker 9 (25:06):
No?

Speaker 2 (25:06):
It's a cornfield?

Speaker 8 (25:07):
What the cornfield?

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Did you guys know that one? Yeah? Eddi's out though
first hanging.

Speaker 8 (25:13):
Well that was you said that was the easiest round too?

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Oh yeah, you really struggle then? All right, Amy versus lunchbox. Amy?
What falls in winter but never it gets hurt? Amy?
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?

Speaker 10 (25:30):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (25:31):
I'll take that or snow?

Speaker 5 (25:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:33):
I'll take both of those. Good job, lunchbox. What has
hundreds of words but never speaks? What has hundreds of
words but never speaks?

Speaker 5 (25:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (25:48):
You ready?

Speaker 2 (25:49):
That's when you answer dictionary? All accepted a book? What
accepted any book? There? Amy? What can fill a bathtub
but weighs nothing? Riddle me this. What can fill a

(26:11):
bathtub but weighs nothing? Riddle me this ten seconds and
Thomas correct bubbles?

Speaker 8 (26:29):
Wow, okay, yeah that was amazing.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
I mean last second three at the buzzer.

Speaker 9 (26:37):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Lunchbox. What is always before you but can't be seen?
What is always before you but can't be seen?

Speaker 5 (26:50):
The future?

Speaker 8 (26:50):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Amy? What can you break without even touching it?

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Promise?

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Riddle me this? Okay, thank you? Is it it?

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Didn't let the listeners play.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
But okay, so I got excited on that one.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
They could have played with the bubbles one Lunchbox. What
can't talk but will reply when spoken to? What can't
talk but will reply when spoken to? Riddle me this?

Speaker 5 (27:27):
Yeah, Siri.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Incorrect? The answer is your echo? Yeah, m That means
Amy is our winner.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Okay, just like that, Just like that, Just like that.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
You want to No, you don't want to try.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
That's not my least favorite thing. And I don't know
why I'm such a loser when it comes to that,
but it's awkward for me. I did it for you know, years,
at some point if I want what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yelling?

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Like I do you know what I'm saying? Do you
want a victory lap, I'll take a victory lap.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
I just didn't want to scream that.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
But you can do it like just normal. What kind
of coat is best put on? Wet?

Speaker 5 (28:15):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Paint?

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Correct? What can fill up a room but takes no space? Air?

Speaker 4 (28:29):
You know what it's not.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
It's not for the game, so sure air light light
would have been the answer. And finally, what loses its
head in the morning and gets it back at night?
What loses? What loses its head in the morning and
gets it back at night?

Speaker 4 (28:47):
What loses its head in the morning and gets it
back at night? M little no for.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
At?

Speaker 4 (29:00):
A little turtle, a little flower head, sprinkler head?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Answer head? Pillow? Oh?

Speaker 4 (29:08):
What?

Speaker 5 (29:09):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (29:10):
That's if you sleep with pillows?

Speaker 5 (29:12):
You know?

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Okay, we're not doing like ifs.

Speaker 5 (29:13):
We're doing a gym.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Pop here, that's it, Amy, do it?

Speaker 6 (29:17):
Do it?

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Okay, go the song there.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Your mom has three kids Tuesday and Wednesday. What's the
other siblings name?

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Think about it, your mom? Your mom has three kids.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Tuesday and Wednesday? What's the other siblings name?

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Your mom has three kids? One more time? One more time? Oh,
this was like right at the tip of mine.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Got it?

Speaker 4 (29:46):
Okay, your mom has three.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Kids Tuesday, Wednesday. What's the other siblings name?

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Did you say Tuesday? That's like you said Tuesday and Wednesday?

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yes, okay, Tuesday and Wednesday. What's the other siblings name?

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Your mom has three kids? Tuesday and Wednesday. That's the
kid's names Tuesday and Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
One kid's name Tuesday, one kids name Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Well, then.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Your mom, your.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Mom has how many? How many?

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Three kids? Tes Tuesday? You got the same Wednesday? What's
the other kid's name?

Speaker 4 (30:30):
What's the other kid's name? Tuesday? Wednesday, Tuesday? This is
some Stop trying to get me to say Thursday, because
that's not it. Your mom has three kids. Your mom

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has it's your name, Tuesday, Wednesday, whatever your name is?

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Me, what's the name? Get it? What's the name?

Speaker 4 (31:05):
Your mom?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
I'm saying it right. Your mom has three kids Tuesday, Wednesday.
What's the other kid's name?

Speaker 4 (31:17):
Tuesday? I cried?

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah, can I figure this out?

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Your mom has three kids?

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Your mom has three kids, Tuesday, Wednesday. What's the other
kid's name?

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Tuesday?

Speaker 8 (31:38):
This is painful?

Speaker 6 (31:39):
Is your mom?

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Why can't I get this? Your mom? Stay it again
to me?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Your mom has three kids?

Speaker 4 (31:49):
Three kids.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Tuesday is one of the kids names. Wednesday is another
one of the kids names. What's the other kid's name?
The other sibling threesday? Oh my god, Amy, it's your mom.
You have the other sibling. It's Amy. Amy. No, you
never committed that I did.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
You never know you did it. You never committed, never
said because then I was like, that's probably not it.
That's stupid. Don't say your name.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Your mom so obviously you're the other sid. No, you
did not get that roll the tape. I said, we know,
we don't need the tape. We left it.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
I just never said Amy.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Right, that's the answer. Here's the other kid's name, Jamien.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
That's what. But then I was like, my mom didn't
have three kids.

Speaker 8 (32:33):
You know what, Guys, I'm stupid because I thought the
answer was what.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
Oh god, it's time for.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
The good news.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Seven year old Jacob Peters was with his aunt. His
aunt started to have a seizure. Luckily, Jacob had just
learned about nine one one, so he used her locked smartphone,
so he had to go and do her face into
the phone and then calls nine one one and says, hey,
I don't know what's wrong with her? But she's acting
a little crazy. But he didn't even know the address,

(33:08):
so they can track that pretty quick. So because of
all of that, one he unlocked her phone to he
knew number one. Uh. They give him a big award,
big certificate, a special patch, a bag of stickers and
at seven years old, stickers that's like cigarettes in jail.
Yeah it is, Yeah, that's currency. His dad says he's
super proud of him. And then also the school for
teaching kids how to use Ninember one. Man, I still

(33:32):
have been like should I do this? I feel as
an adult it feels risky to call nine one one.
But glad he did seven years old and saved his
aunt's life. It's a great story from new Channel five.
That is what it's all about.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
That was telling me something good.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
No time for Amy's Morning Corny, the mourning corny.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
What does a shark and a computer have in common?

Speaker 2 (33:55):
What's up?

Speaker 4 (33:56):
Megabytes? All right?

Speaker 2 (34:02):
That was the morning corning right before we came on
the air, and he goes, I just got to email
about Venmo.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
Who who's you? Venmo?

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Money to Vladimir?

Speaker 2 (34:11):
I got a feeling it ain't real, or did you?

Speaker 8 (34:13):
Amy?

Speaker 4 (34:14):
I've got to look into it.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
No, don't look into it. No, that's not real.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Well no, I need to look into it.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
It's just a random email. No scalar, scalary.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
It looks legit.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
No, nothing but scam ar. You didn't Venmo Vladimir's or
anybody named Ladimir, and nor will you your whole life?
I bet if I were taking odds. Okay, what's the
email address? Who's it from?

Speaker 4 (34:36):
Guys? It has a blue check. I just need to
figure this out. Who could that be?

Speaker 5 (34:41):
Though?

Speaker 2 (34:42):
No chance she venmoed anybody named Vladimir.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
It's Venmo at Venmo dot com.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
No, no, no, Morgan over and check get scammed?

Speaker 4 (34:54):
No, I don't think I got scammed. I think maybe
my vemo is somebody has access to it or something.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
But this is what happens, how people get scammed. Morgan.
Will you just go look over her shoulder?

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Okay, I'm telling you you think someone.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Got into your vendo. I don't know either way. Either
you have been attempted to be scammed. What's what's happening?
Or you have been hacked and scammed. Morgan's over, go ahead,
do that on my phone and if you click transactions.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
It does say they'll come from venmo dot com.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
If it says Vladimir, it.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Is the right account. It is a blue check mark.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
But I need to Oh, yes, you got hacked.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
It says that I paid him.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
How much did you pay Vladimir?

Speaker 6 (35:35):
Why?

Speaker 5 (35:37):
Why?

Speaker 2 (35:37):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (35:38):
Guys? I don't get Just jell out.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
This is even worse than the original.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Did you just pay Vladimir right now?

Speaker 2 (35:47):
I was looking for the morning on your account. You're
funding putin right now? Did you buy anything weird?

Speaker 4 (35:57):
I don't know yet. Just come on stop, I need to.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
She wants me to get out.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Yeah, I mean, we don't have to get out.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
But you know, we'll come back.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
Talk amongst yourselves.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
That's hard. We'll come back. We got to update this.
Amy in the last segment was talking about how she
venmoed somebody named Vladimir three hundred dollars, but she didn't
know about it. It came in EMO. We're like, that's
a scam, so we did scam alert and so we're like,
don't click it, and then she's like, no, it looks
like I did pay somebody named Vladimir three hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Yeah, Morgan confirmed it. She came over and you.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Went your Venmo and you look and it's there. Did
somebody hack into your Venmo?

Speaker 7 (36:35):
No?

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Oh my gosh, sorry, you know someone named Ladimir? False alarm?
Who did you pay?

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Name? Vladimir?

Speaker 4 (36:42):
I didn't realize that was his name. I didn't realize
that was his name. I was buying panels. He doesn't
go by that. Uh you know how like your Venmo
name is different than your other name.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
And also so you did buy something from.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
Something he put in the request and then I already
knew paying about that, but I didn't know that that
was his name. And then when I accepted it, and
that's not like he's like his name's like Fred, like
when we text.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
It's for these wasn't a scamming anyway.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
You ever do the thing where you text yourself something
to remember, and right when you text yourself, it goes
beinged like oh I got a text, and you're yeah,
within one second you forget you texted yourself.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
And yeah, nail yourself. And then you get a notification
and you're like yeah, yeah, yeah, no that does happen,
And yeah, I didn't know that Ted goes by that
on Fred. You don't even know what Fred ned. I
don't know. I was not scammed. But also to be fair,
like my venmo isn't my people get confused by me
all the time and they're like, am I paying the

(37:45):
right person? I'm like, yep, that's me.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
So when you're King Chong King Jong ill North Korea's
leader name, it's yeah, it's just don't worry.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
I know, I know that is interesting, right, Like.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
What, No, You're just still Amy. Though, I do want
to play something I'm talking about. I was at home
last night laughing out loud and my wife looks at
me like, why do you think that's so funny? And
so on TikTok. I don't want to play some of
this this news story. There's this thing called the kool
aid Man Challenge. And do you have a clip of

(38:24):
the kool aid Man ray that the commercial go ahead? Yeah,
And so the kool aid Man, what's he known for?
Amy running through walls and then going oh yeah, yeah,
like he bust through brick walls, bust through anything, and
the other side he goes, oh yeah. The kool aid
Man challenge. Are these kids all over the country and
they run through picket fences like kool aid Man. They

(38:46):
run through and they go, oh yeah, I don't know why.
I could not stop laughing about this. Here's a clip.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
They run full speed.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
Into your fence.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
They take the whole fenstock. Apparently this like challenge went
viral a few years ago.

Speaker 11 (38:59):
He didn't know what caused the damage. It shows three
youngsters running right through the fence. As you can see,
they really did a number on his fence. The damage
is extensive and the whole thing might need to be replaced,
but as for now, he's got plywood and dumb tape
keeping it together.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
The fact that kids are running straight through wood fences,
the videos, the security footages, it's so funny. I'm laughing.
I'm like shaking laughing, and my wife's kind of annoyed,
except we're in bed. I'm just watching TikTok videos to
find and stuff, and because Abby sent me the TikTok
videos because it's just funny and I could stop laughing.
And it's like an earthquake. I was like, what are

(39:37):
you laughing at? And I'm like, you go to see
this and she's like, no, I didn't need to see that.
The problem is is somebody's fence. Because I would think
we could try that somewhere it's somebody's fence. But imagine
you wake up and there are all these holes in
your fence and you go look at it, and it's
all these kids running through, going oh yeah at the
end of it, okay that both you guys obviously don't
think it's funny as I did.

Speaker 8 (39:58):
We haven't seen it. Maybe we need to see it.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
It doesn't matter, just the thought of it should be hilarious.
They were playing crime Bingo while on duties. So these
three police officers in Bozeman, including two sergeants, this is
their game of bingo. And here is the Bozman police
chief talking about the game.

Speaker 10 (40:13):
Two teams with patrol officers were engaged in a Bingo
competition where success in the game hinged on whether they
engaged in actions listed on the Bengal card. Then they
filled in squares of things that they wanted to see
happen or have happened in order to check off that
box in the Bengo card. So an example of one
of those was to do a search warrant on a car,

(40:33):
which in and of itself that is part of their duties.
The concern is if then they manipulated anything in order
to be able to search a car.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
Oh for sure.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
If I'm playing the game and all I have is
search one on a car to get bingo, I'm doing
a search one on a car, even if it's unjust. Yeah,
you can't do that, right, guys. It's fun though, it
sounds fun, it's funny, but you can't do that like that.
That officers, you can't do that. Now you have to go.
Now you have to go and tostigate and see if
anybody was wrong. Gosh, and if they were, the punishment

(41:06):
has to be more severe. If they weren't, mid punishment,
you're now humiliated. But if you've been good, costs before
you get to come back. That's why if I were
the judge, but if people were wrong wrong, you don't
get to be a cop anymore.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Yeah, because I mean, there's just no way if you
know something on the line, like something deep inside of
you might pull someone over and do something you wouldn't
necessarily hard.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Playing the game. I don't want to win the game. Yeah, Well,
no cases were compromised. The chief confirmed that discipline actions
are being taken against the copts, underscoring this series. Yes,
it's a serious issue. Yeah, but because we weren't evolved
in it. It's hilarious kb.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
Z K Wake Up, Wake Up in.

Speaker 9 (41:48):
And it's on radio and the.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Lunchbox more Game two.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
Trying to put you through.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Deed's running this week's next bit.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
The Bobby's on the box, so you knowing this.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
About it all.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
So I'm fully invested into the pope situation. Rest in peace,
the old Pope, new Pope's coming in sometime. I was
looking at the odd as the Vegas aunt yesterday. Who
the new Pope will be? That's funny. The movie Conclave
is on prime video so you can watch that. So
it won the Oscar and it's literally about this where
the Pope dies and all the cardinals from all over

(42:32):
the world come in and they have to vote on
a new pope. So I have some facts here. Again
I'm not Catholic. I'm just always super interested with how
organizations operate, in what we do and don't know about it.
And this has been going for thousands of years. Number One,
there was once a teenage pope. Pope Benedict the ninth
became pope around age twenty, some say as young as twelve,

(42:53):
but it was the eleventh century.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
But he was a kid.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
But also think about that, if you're twenty in the
eleventh century, you're like sixty eight now, because people were
dying at like forty, Like that was like the age.
You know. The shortest popacy ever was thirteen days. Pope
Urban the seventh died of malaria. That's just my luck.
I'm finally I got my spot, Pope Bobby, what's wrong?

(43:19):
I don't know, got a little tickle?

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Who dead?

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Thirteen days? There's a legend of a female pope. Now,
you can't really be a female pope. I think the
highest a female can be inside the nuns is like, uh,
they call her like captain mother or whatever.

Speaker 8 (43:37):
Captain mother.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
No, it's like.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Senior mother or something. I should get on that one.
But in the Middle Ages, there was a widely believed
tale of a woman who disguised herself as a man,
became pope, and was only discovered when she gave birth
mid procession. The Vatican denies it, but the story persisted
for centuries. Whoa the Pope, Joan Pope joan shut up
Pope Joan? The Pope has its own car, specific car, Amy,

(44:02):
do you know what it's called?

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Oh, his little clear wagon wheel what's called mobile clear
wagon mobile.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Popinator also close. They should have gone with Popinator though,
because Pope Mobile is the name of it. It's often
a modified Mercedes Benz a jeep. One time it was
a white Lamborghini. It was gifted in twenty seventeen. But
he acts that off for charity. Oh that's cool, Senior sister.
I'm trying to think of.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
The nuts, superiod.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Thank you, Mother, Superior. I'm going with something. I think
I'm not working from all notes here. I don't know.
I like Captain Mother, be me too. That's a good one.
There used to be a toilet test to prove that
pope was male? What after the Pope Joones scandal? That
this is why there's more credence into Pope Jone existing
for a while, because they created other methods to make

(44:53):
sure there wouldn't be a female pope. So why would
they do that if there wasn't a female pope to
snuck in? After the Pope Jones scandal, the Vatican made
new pops sit on a special chair with a hole
and they would look into the hole and say he
has two testicles.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Oh that's creepy, man, Well why do.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
That before we got married too. I was like, sit
on this, okay, he's good. Let me make sure.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Wow, Pope Joan.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
The Vatican is its own country, only eight hundred residents,
the smallest country in the world, but it has its
own radio station, post office, and even atm all the
instructions are in Latin. So we went to Rome and
I got really sick, and my wife went and I
didn't get to go. I wanted to go to the Vatican.
She went to the Vatican's cool. I'm so jealous. That's

(45:37):
really sick, though, I didn't want to get everybody sick there.
Next thing, you know, I've wiped out the whole head
of the Catholic Church. Popes don't retire, except now they do.
Before Pope Benedict stepped down in twenty thirteen, no pope
had resigned voluntarily in over six hundred years.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Whoa.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
The role was considered a lifelong appointment, kind of like
being Supreme Court. So when Pope Benedict did that, they
were like, dang, a lot of controversy, dude. In the
last few years, the pope has a Twitter. We've probably
seen that multiple language, over fifty three million followers. I'm
sure that's not the pope. Oh running they not, but

(46:19):
still it doesn't like, yeah, how do you entern for
the pope? White smoke means you've got a new pope.
So they all get together, all the cardinals come in
from all over the world. They vote in assisting Chapel
and black smoke. Nope, did not come to a conclusion.
Two thirds vote white smoke. Boom. That's that's a pretty

(46:40):
dramatic chimney right there. Some popes had wild hobbies. Pope
Leo the thirteenth was the first pope ever recorded on audio.
Pope Pious the ninth love to go joke with visitors
randomly and not say he was there, just like show
up and be like, what's the deal with peanuts?

Speaker 4 (46:56):
That sounds fun?

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Is it a pe or is it a nut? Pope
John the second used to sneak out of the Vatican
and go skiing. Yeah, that's wild to be the pope.
You know, they won't allow you to be the poping
for over eighty. You can't get voted in over eighty.
There are some other guys that are up for pope.
There are over eighty that Vegas has listed them, but
they don't. They generally don't allow Pope to be eighty.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Yeah, so those guys are out or I guess if
they do make it, you'll make more money if.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
You bet it. Oh, you're talking about odyess like you're
talking about Earth. The Catholic churchy uh. Pope Mobile facts.
I did a whole deep dive on the Pope Mobile,
or as Amy calls it, the the Popinator. It wasn't
always bulletproof. It is now bulletproof. It wasn't always bulletproof.
The original pot mobile were just open air vehicles. Basically,
it was just like you're driving down with the top down.

(47:47):
That's a but a convertible. But in nineteen eighty one
there was assassination attempt on Pope John Paul the Second,
so the Vatican stepped up bulletproof, glass armor and enhanced security.
There's not one Pope mobile. It's a fleet. It's not
a single car, and he travels all around the world,
and so the car will travel and sometimes way ahead
they'll have multiple cars.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
In places.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
The Pope did have a Lamborghini they auctioned off for
one million dollars.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
So in the Catholic Church, when you tie is that
what funds this? How do they don't know.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
Good question.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
They have a lot of money. The Vatican has more
money than anybody else in the world.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
But they do they invest, Like what haven't seen their portfolio?
You have like multiple bulletproof Lamborghini type things. Well, I
guess the Lamborghini was a gift. But you should see
and it's a whole different one. You should see the car.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Well, so Trump or the president has one, but you
should see the one Putin has unbelievable, like as far
as almost impenetrable with anything. Whole different story. Uh, there's
an electric Pope mobile. Now, such are good solar panels,
recycled materials. The Pope Francis who died, was very simple.

(48:59):
He didn't even sleeper live in the real big fancy mansion.
He slept on like a side He lived in a
side house because he was like, bro, I'm the Pope.
I'm supposed to be living like the people, even less.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
Than humbly modestly. Well, what do they do? I mean,
the big fancy house exists for the pope. Then if
he's not in it, what do they do by.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
The Twitter guy who's maybe yeah, he's living it up
the airbnb? Yeah, Uh, there's a Pope mobile on display
in a museum. It has a secret nickname. It's called
the Holy Roller amongst the folks there.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
Dang should have thought of that.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Yeah, popa Bill's good. Popinator is great, Pope aponamous Rex.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
They have two syllables Holy rollers awesome. But I'm very
invested in this now. I have all the Vegas odds.
We're doing an episode of twenty five Whistles today. I'm
gonna list all the odds for all the popes. There's
never been a black pope, and there are like two
or three black popes that are in the top five
or six. I think the leader right now I'm trying

(50:01):
to think of the countries from is possibly Asian. M
he's even odds.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
At this point, it's just been white, old white men,
the young boy that was the pope at once and
the woman that snuck it in.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
There actually not though Pope Benedict was South America.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Oh so I guess it depends what you call white. Yeah, true,
I guess sort of. Look is that he's pretty wise.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Everything about you is Hispanic, except your general aura, your name,
your skin's darker than ours, but you get Yeah, you're
pretty white, so thin.

Speaker 8 (50:43):
They say, I'm a coconut.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Yeah, I'm dark on the outside, one on the inside, goofy.

Speaker 10 (50:47):
You know.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Yeah. So we're we're kind of waiting to see what happens.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Will there be a new pope elect in twenty twenty five?
Odds are no that they don't think they can get
to a two thirds vote before the end of the year. WHOA,
this is a very long neat. Yeah, they don't really leave.
They're in there, locked in.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
And they like live in the lives. They're like, let's
delay this as much as possible.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
We don't have to go back to our I would say,
they're all like, let's stay away from our wives. But
I did not expect this news interview to be as
compelling as it was, and not even about what they
were talking about. But it was twins. Two sisters gave
an eyewitness account after a carjacker caused a crash in Australia,
and so they're talking to the twins. They're dressed exactly

(51:27):
the same, they're probably in their forties, they look exactly
the same. I don't know how much we can get
through of this, but just imagine they're standing shoulder to
shoulder and their little blue dresses, blonde hair, curly hair,
one microphone in front of both of them.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
Here you go.

Speaker 12 (51:43):
And one guy he was up there with our mom.
He went up there and he was coming back down
down the wads and he goes, run, he's got a gun.
And oh, our hearts started to pay on and not
said oh mom, with's mom and poor Mama's stuck up
there by apparently outright mom. She goes, are you all right?

(52:06):
Because he had all black face, and he goes, I'll
shoot you. She goes, hey, I'm needing to hell.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
They tell stories.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
They're already Internet famous in Australia. Piers Morgan interviewed them
back in twenty sixteen and they say they don't rehearse this.
It's something they do involuntarily because they've been close to
their whole lives. They're wearing the same clothes. It's like
this bunny dress, same exact bunny dress.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
It sounds like one of them's chasing the other one's words.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
But they switch at a time.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
You get right on they switch.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
That's from media light. Wow, wasn't expecting that.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Freaked Out travelers were forced to hold up the roof
of a plane after its interiors suddenly carved in during
a recent trip from Atlanta Chicago on April fourteenth. This
is from the New York Post. Quote my homie was
on a Delta flight and the ceiling collapsed, claimed content
creator Lucas Michael Pain, and a clip with about two
hundred thousand TikTok views. Representatives for Delta Airlines told to

(53:07):
Post Delta thanks our customers for their patients and cooperation.
We apologize for the DeLand travels. The spokesperson said. The
Boeing seven to seventeenth panel was later a fixed into
place and the customers did not have to hold it
mid flight. I popping footage of the snap foo featured
a group of men extending arms upward to hold the
ceiling that was caving in. It's there, It's on video.

(53:30):
While at thirty thousand feet, the attendance finally duct taped
it after they held it up for a while. Delta
offered ten thousand miles basically one hundred bucks in exchange
for that.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Yeah, yeah, anymore.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
That's from the New York Post. Rotten easter eggs. This
is from Southern Living. If you're planning on eating the
eggs left over from Easter. Well, today's Tuesday, so it's
two days. They say, don't. Health officials say, right now,
you're out, Do not eat the eggs. Hard boiled eggs
can last for a week in the fridge. Easter eggs
that have been at room temperature, even for an extended

(54:05):
period of time, don't stay good for near as long.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Oh gotcha.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
If you eat a rotten Easter egg, symptoms can include
all the things like vomiting, diarrhea, abdominal pain, flu like symptoms.
They just say don't. If you have Easter eggs, painted
Easter eggs that were outside for a while, go ahead
and toss them for holding on to them. Now, there's
been a woman arrested for sending poisoned eggs that are
Easter eggs to her ex's family. It was a revenge plot.

(54:33):
Killed a kid, no man, yep. A jealous ex allegedly
sent poisoned chocolate Easter eggs to the home of her
love rival, killing a seven year old boy and leaving
two people in critical condition. Oh my gosh, thirty five
years old. She allegedly purchased the chocolate eggs in a
disguise at a supermarket and spiked them herself before they

(54:53):
were delivered to the home of her ex boyfriend's new partner.
There was a note that said, with love to Marian,
happy Easter.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
That is here what she spike them with.

Speaker 5 (55:06):
It had to be.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
I would assume it's something easily you get able, like
cleaning solution, poison, something like that that nobody really looks
at you twice when you buy it because you need it,
but you just don't need it to eat. Does it
kill you?

Speaker 4 (55:20):
That sucks.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
There's a three three three rule. It's in marriage. Refers
to a guideline where couple spend three days together, three
days apart, and three days on individual activities to maintain
a healthy balance. Now my world, that's nine days a
week's only seven, so you got to kind of double
some of these up. This helps couples prioritize their relationship
while also maintaining their own interests and hobbies. Again, three

(55:43):
days together, three days apart, and three days on individual activity.
So sure you can split these. You could do one
of your days together where you do an individual activity
in the evening or something. But it's a way to
purposefully plan time together and alone, ensuring non negotiable quality
time for both the couple in the individual person from
Wedgate matrimony.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
If you're married and sharing a house, how do you
spend three days apart?

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Well, I don't think you have to like be totally away,
but I think I went to my wife and I
was like three three three, three days apart. I don't
even think she would care that I spent three days
doing something. But I think if I were going I'm
spending three days by myself and just declared it and
drew a line, I don't think that would go over
well because I don't she is there a problem if
I'm gone for a week. But if I'm like, I

(56:26):
need three days away from you every week, I think
that'd be a weird I think I get a weird
reaction back. She'd go, why you can have whatever time
you want, Like, what are you up to?

Speaker 4 (56:36):
That'd be what I would be met with.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
What are you up to?

Speaker 4 (56:38):
Yeah, what's going on? One of my wine?

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Now do you need three days? Studies show the flattery
gets you places, especially if you're job hunting. The headline
has stuck up for success from the Journal of Applied Psychology.
Interviewers are more likely to regard brown nosers as a
good company fit. So if you've got a big job
interview coming up, instead of talking about your I'll praise
the company or one of its products, or be over

(57:02):
the top with your interest level in the company. Now,
there is a fine line because people like to be
around people they like to be around, and especially in
job interviews. If I'm interviewing somebody, I probably wouldn't have
them in the interview if they did not meet the
criteria that was already expressed, Like this is what I want.
I mean to interview people. Cool, let's talk. You want

(57:25):
to hire somebody that you'd think you'd like being around
all the time, because you end up being around them
all the time if you hired them. And this works
to a point because if it's over the top, then
it is it's death. So you got to be careful
with your brown nosing. Not good flattery. People generally like
to talk about themselves. I always say that, like, you
can go into an interview and ask questions, but if

(57:49):
you can find like a little picture or something too
to comment on and ask for the story about that picture,
it won't even feel contrived.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
Yeah, it looks organic like it came up in the moment.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Yeah, and then the next thing you know, they're talking
about themselves and their kid and their fishing trip, their family.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
And they pay attention to details.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
And they don't well, they won't even realize as part
of the deal. They'll just know that you left and
they liked you for some reason a little more than
the other people. Yeah, a lot of that stuff's subconscious.
Another one of the great things to say is, hey,
what a success look if you're the person being interviewed, Like,
what does success look like to you? For me in
the next five years? Like how do I get to
your job? Then they give you their whole story about

(58:27):
how he got there. That's a money that's a money.
Questioned back to the interviewer.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
What if they're scared you're going to take their job?

Speaker 2 (58:33):
They're not, okay, Yeah, unless they're already scared they're gonna
get fired. Unruly drunk passengers strapped to a seat by
flight attendants after refusing to sit down. I wouldn't mind
being on one of these as long as they don't
land the flight. I'm not gonna fight the person. I'm
not going after physically the person unless we're trying to
open the door. And that's only if I look around
and nobody else is going after it. Because there's a
couple people going after I'm not going after it. I'm

(58:55):
getting my phone out and i'm recording it because I
could use a TikTok cloud. If nobody's going after I'm
gonna jump in. But if it's somebody drunk like this,
I have nothing to do with it. I'm just gonna
watch and enjoy the show. And once they get fully
taped in, then I'm gonna cheer, But not till then
because if they're drunk, they're probably drunk, strong and out
of control. I don't want to take get a fight there. Yeah,

(59:15):
and I had to tape them down. That's always fun.
That's from the New York Post. That's your news. Thank you.
Bobby's Bobby Bone showy up today.

Speaker 7 (59:26):
This story comes us from Panela's County, Florida. A fifty
one year old man walked into a business saying, Hey,
I'm here for a job interview. Has this resume? Sir?

Speaker 5 (59:36):
We're not hiring.

Speaker 7 (59:37):
He said, no, no, no, but I really need a
job right Sorry, sir, we're not going to give you
an interview. So he left, walked outside, got a couple
bottles full of his own urine, came back in and
started throwing them at employees.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Well there is a very bright side. What jes urine
not guns. That's a new shirt. That's my new slogan.
That's good, more urine less guns. Yeah, yeah, that's gross.
He needed I feel bad for him. I'm not sure
his whole situation. He really wanted the job, yeah, but
that's never a way to react. Peon stuff for people.

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
Yeah, and so then he took off on a skateboard
and employee.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Skateboard, like this is the layers of this story. Go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
He took off on his skateboard.

Speaker 7 (01:00:16):
Employees tracked him down and held him till police arrived.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Okay, yeah, I feel all bad, but the skateboard comes
to me the direction of that's not good. Yeah, he's
the next villain.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Oh wait, so maybe you can't, Like, can you be
the next villain and not have a license.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Maybe he can't drive, No, you can get a license.
You just can't vote. And he's like, can you eat
if you're an next felon? Yeah you can eat. Yeah
he just can't. Yeah you can't vote. Yeah, Okay, I'm
much bother's.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
That's your bonehead story of the day.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
The most expensive cocktail in the world not just made.
It's finally been sold for forty thousand dollars in Dubai,
so it's called the Maestro. The price with attack was
forty one hundred and sixty dollars at Naht, a luxury restaurant.
I guess it's also a club, which makes sense. We're
trying to show off, but somebody spent forty thousand dollars

(01:01:08):
on it. The cocktail features a secret blend of rare
patron tequilas, nineteen thirties ango Stura bitters and nineteen fifty
kine le La, which is an appertef. You know what
that is? Now an apperteef almost impossible to find today.
It's served in rare Baccarat crystal glasses made in nineteen

(01:01:31):
thirty seven, using a now lost technique that even Baccarat
couldn't reproduce decades later. I don't think they should be
able to charge for the glasses unless you get to
keep the glasses. Drinking it out of something old shouldn't
make it more valuable. They are renowned for crafting drinks
with centuries old spirits forty one hundred and sixty dollars ridiculous,

(01:01:54):
that's crazy from food and wine.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
Can you just drink it and that money's just gone
and you just pee it out? Yeah, you don't even worry.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
Yeah, at least you got to pee Eddie Amy to
drink it and gave up. Yeah, you pee it.

Speaker 8 (01:02:03):
Out anything, you're just gonna pee out.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Like.

Speaker 8 (01:02:05):
I don't understand spending that much money.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
For it, But I mean people could say the same
thing about spending forty bucks for a steak.

Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
Same.

Speaker 8 (01:02:10):
I have the same theory on that too, But you
eat that, but then you just poop it out. Man,
it's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
But then why spend money on anything? I agree, this
is ridiculous. I'm sure with somebody with a billion dollars
and they were trying to impress people.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
Yeah, hopefully nobody would go into debt for that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
In Dubai, I think everybody's rich. Yeah it seems that way,
or you're trying to show that you're rich. But forty
and sixty dollars for a drink, that's pretty crazy. Oh
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