We caught up with our friend Luke Bryan who has a new song out called “Country On”. Luke talks about fishing in Arkansas and getting there by helicopter, the real story behind him getting hit by a car as a kid and why he recently was seen with a baby on stage. Lunchbox says he docked the tip of a server after they offered his kids something at the start of the meal. He said it was all downhill after that!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The transmitting you, guys, welcome to the show. A little later,
Luke Bryan will be on. I want to start with
this because Amy's known to spoil movies accidentally. Yes, no
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malice in your heart. No, no intention of ruining a
movie for someone. It's happened maybe twice, No, you don't
even realize when it happened. Sometimes over ten times. You
spoil all kinds of times. So well, hey, sixteen years,
less than one a year, so what's happened? Though? Recently
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a listener called in mad at me and claiming that
I need to be punished, because now we have a punishment.
If you spoil a show or a movie, you get punished.
And he said, I spoiled your children's book. What did
you say? Because it's Stanley's the Dog First Day of
School and obviously it's about all these dogs. And I
mentioned how there was a cat and he's like, I
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didn't know that yet. I didn't know. Are you serious? Funny?
He didn't know that there was a cat and he
said that I spoiled it. How do I feel about this?
I don't feel anyway about it other than it's not
a spoiler. He's an idiot. You think I don't want
to say that. Well, I am looking at the cover
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of the book now and there is no cat on
the cover of the book. Cat does come out of
nowhere in the box? Yeah, you don't know much about
the cat of the cat's story. And then it's like, wow,
cat's kind of pivotal. Is that a spoiler too? I
don't know. I'm gonna stop talking, because what do you think, lunchbox,
did Amy spoiled the book? Because if so, just be punished.
No spoiled. No, I'm asking because again, this will come
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back on you. So remember what you're saying here. Do
you think legitimately that Amy spoiled my children's books? No,
it's so stupid. She named a character in the book
who cares like a lot of people. We say, characters
and TV shows that you haven't seen yet. But obviously
there's gonna be more than one character in the book
or TV show. Now, if I say, what what the
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cat's part is in the book? That would be spoiling, Yes, Eddie, No, dude,
it's a children's But how many pages this thing? Forty?
She's spoiled twenty? I have not my kids, I've read it.
I've not read it. I mean I don't care that
you haven't read it. I mean it's a children's um. Okay,
then you're in the clear. The cat big part of
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the book though, But also you know, here's the story Stanley.
He's got an owner, big head Bobby, who's me and
Stanley first day a school, but he's nervous but the the
first day of school because it doesn't if he's gonna
fit in. And you're right, dogs actually represent humans, but
I use Stanley as like a warm figure who's in
a real dog anyway, And so Stanley's nervous about all
these other dogs that are and they don't treat them
great honestly and don't ruin that. Okay, spoiler. I wonder
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too if I read the book. I thought about reading
the book in a video like it on the Instagram.
The whole thing's like, is that a spoiler? And everybody
like no, because kids want to read the book five
hundred times. You know, I haven't said she I'll read
it on the air, like go for it, because kids
read a book five hundred times over and over and
over over, and they want the same but same over
and over and over and over. Every lunch books hates
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the book. I feel just like goodness, he's got two
at this point. He hates it. Okay, you're cool. You're
in the clear for a second. For a second though,
I was starting to shift on it. But you're right. Yeah,
you didn't say what happened with the cat? We're good, right,
Morgan White smiling spoiler. No, it's not a spoiler at all.
I'm smiling because it's okay. Okay, um, okay, let's get
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started with the show. Which, by the way, if you
want to order a Stanley at the Dog the first
day of school, get it? Where you get books? Amazon?
Well that's all. I know what else? You get books?
Bookstores on the road? Bookstores? Yeah, there you go on
the Bobby Bones Show. Now, what's up, buddy? What's up?
I have a question, a couple of questions that immediately
to mine. At A friend texted me and she said, hey,
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she lives in a small town in Arkansas, and I
won't say where in case it's like a secret spot
of yours. And she said, Luke Brian just flew in,
is going fishing in some lake here? Is there any
chance Luke Brian just flew in his fishing And I said,
there's a good chance because Luke does a lot of fishing.
I said, I don't know where you went today. Did
you fly into Arkansas just to fish recently? Yes? I did. Okay,
I thought it may have benue, But why why did
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you go up to northwest Arkansas a fish? So I
left out of Vegas and I took a helicopter across
the country to see the country from a helicopter, and
we stopped in trout fishing destination and then we our
last stop was the White River in Arkansas yesterday and
we had a We had a great time. It was awesome.
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A helicopter all the way across the country. Is that
fast or slow? It's perfect because I think it was
about twelve hours of total flight, but we busted it
up over four days. I mean, the coolest part was
we were flying over herds, wild horses, and it was
like the most one of the most spectacular things I've
ever seen. And you don't get nervous to flying it.
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I get nervous flying an airplane much as a helicopter,
but do you know nerves at all? Just awesome. The
one that I'm in is the safetist you can have
and my pilot is I mean, he's a twenty one
year retired Apache pilots, so he flew in Afghanistan for
twenty one years. And you know, it's just all about
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being as safe as you can be. And but it's
it's been. It's pretty amazing when you see the changes
of the landscape. At one point, Bobby, we fished a
river that was coming out of the side of a
mountain and we flew that river from northern Wyoming. We
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flew that river from Wyoming to Nebraska. One river. And
so you did this after leaving Vegas. So was it
a residency show? And you're like, this is a trip
I always wanted to make, So we got to organize,
let's go do it. Yeah, we did. I played my
show Saturday in Vegas and then Sunday morning, we left
at seven am and flew, you know, flew up to
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Wyoming and flew through the Rockies, and I mean, it's
it's it's spectacular, it was amazing, it's awesome. Luke Brian
is on with us right now. And my second question
immediately is I look behind you and there are I mean,
I counted thirteen guitars just in what I can see
you know in your video here, Well, why so many
guitars in the house, Like every one of them have
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a different sound. I don't understand. This is my songwriting room,
and so when I have songwriters come over, first of all,
I tell them, don't bring a guitar. And then some
of these songwriters that come in, they'll see a guitar
that they've always wanted to play, and that'll be the
one that they play for the day when they're writing.
But over the years being out on the road. Um,
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you know, anytime you purchased a guitar, it's always a
great investment if you purchase a great guitar. So I
have quite of you kidding stick that I love. And well,
you say you tell people not to bring a guitar,
but let's say you said, Hey, Bobby, can't wait to
write a song with you. Come over and I get
there and I'm like, well, look, I'm left handed. Where's
your left handed selection? Do you have those? Or are
you discriminatory toward people like myself? Well, you gotta give
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me a man and we'll read flip it upside down,
you know the deal? Yeah, then you bust it. Well,
the nutbreaks because it's all the strings aren't anyway anyway.
All right, Luke, Brian's on with us. We're gonna get
to this new song coming up in just a second.
But I got a couple of things I wanted to
ask you about, as far as things I've seen on
the internet. And I was watching this clip of you
with a baby, and I didn't have to sound on.
I had no context, and I just thought you were
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singing with like a nephew or a niece or something,
because I didn't know that. And then I further investigated
and that wasn't the story. So how did you have
a random baby in your arm while singing? So I
was during all my friends say I I go out
into the crowd, and I'm going through the crowd singing,
you know, all my friends say, we're rocking, Life's good.
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And I see I seem and holding her her. I mean,
it wasn't a baby, but it wasn't a toddler. It
was like six months old rains, you know, you know,
holding its head up. So I'm like, oh, a baby,
this is gonna be this is gonna be amazing. So
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I just grabbed a baby and started singing, and then
to cut up with the mother. I just walked off
from her and just kind of, you know, I guess,
I guess maybe I'll have kidnapping charges. But anyway, I
took him on stage and sang a little bit. It
was a funny moment, you know. And when we you know,
through the craziness of Vegas, you know, when I when
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the mother came and got the baby. Um, you know,
I was like, at some point, you know, at some
point this show is so crazy. At some point I
got a baby. And what was funny is my my
fourteen year old Bow. He's on Instagram, so he's always
seeing what dad's up to, you know, And that night
Bow called me. He's like, Dad, did you adopt a baby?
And I'm like, yeah, I'm right home's He's gonna be
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a great little brother. You're gonna love him. So it
was anyway, I led him off of the You know,
you're not a guy at least that I know of.
And I've you know, obviously seen you around town. You've
driven over to the house before. You're always in like
a truck, like a normal, nice truck. I've never seen
you like a crazy fancy car. Did you ever have
that stage where you bought some crazy car when you
first started to like make big money or a huge success.
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You know. The only the only like fast car I
ever bought was when I heard about the Hellcats coming
out the Dodge, you know, the Dodge Hellcats. I knew
a Dodge dealer, and I called him and I pre
ordered two of them, and I gave one to my dad,
who he still has it, and then I kept one
and I drove it. I probably drove it ten or
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fifteen times, and then somebody offered me a crazy price
for it, so I sold it. But I've never been
a I've never been like a fat, you know, a
fast car kind of guy. I m but anyway, but
I'm not that, you know, I'm not that kind of guy.
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I'm always like to disease around in my trust and
take tear up my trust, not a fast tar. As
far as when you do songs with other artists, because
I was listening to Jordan Davis by Dirt a little
bit ago, and Jordan's a close buddy of mine, and
I was just talking to him about the song and
how it's really changed his career. It's a massive song
for him, and I'm sure that you get so many
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requests to collaborate with artists, and beyond that you have
to say no too because you only have so much
time and capacity. But why that song with Jordan Davis?
What about it made you go I want to be
on that one? Well, I think the pop world kind
of really started collaborations five six years ago to where
I don't think there is a pop song out there
that isn't a collaboration anymore. But well, I think country
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has morphed into a little bit of that. But long story,
when Jordan sent me the song, it just you know,
I've always told people, do you get the question all
the time? Who do you want to collaborate with? And
I have always said the song will dictate the collaboration.
So when Jordan sent me the song, I really the
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song spoke to me obviously. I mean, I've really been
blessed and have gotten several farms through the years that
I love to go take my boys hunting and fishing on.
So when I heard the song, we just really spoke
to me. And and and like I said, Jordan, Jordan's
just a great, sweet soul down to earth, and I
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just felt like it'd be fun to be a part
of it. You know, I never wanted to, like through
all this, I never wanted I wanted Jordan to have
the credits. I didn't want to inadvertently come in and
like take over the take over the moment for Jordan.
You know, I wanted it to be his baby, his deal.
And I'm it has it all worked out perfect? I mean,
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you know he would He would call me many many
times throughout the life of the song going man. You know,
never never had a song move this fast and all that,
And I'm like, listen, you gotta remember I'm on a
huge song with you. So as an artist, no matter what,
the main thing you can do is be on massive songs.
I mean, anytime you're a part of a massive song, Um,
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no matter how how it happens, you better you better
never take it for granted. So as much as Jordan
was having fun with it, um I was. I was
having as much fun as him. It's time for the
good news lunchbox. There was an old man trying to
get off the bus in Philadelphia. Oh, Sonny, I don't
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know if I'm gonna make it down the stairs. When
three boys jumped into action that got his Walker helped
him down the bus and a bystander started filming it.
He's like, man, those kids did that. No one noticed.
So he walked up and paid each kid for helping
the old man. Oh somebody that just saw it when
I up and giving money, gave money out their own pocket. Yeah,
good for him. He don't have to do that. And
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here here's a clip of him saying why he gave
the money. Don't stop doing it, don't stop doing it's
doing that. We see somebody he always helping the guy,
all right, sat little kids? Oh yeah, yeah, little kids.
I didn't think they were like twenty year olds. I'm
talking a little little kids. Yea, and grandpa got off
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the bus. Okay, Yeah, it's good those little kids did
that because they wanted to help him. Also, then the
guy went viral. This guy went viral. Yeah, so he's
probably making money off his video. I'm not saying that.
That's a great story. That is what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. Lunchbox told me he
had to dock the pay of another waiter or waitress,
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and these are always very sensitive things. People get really
mad at him. What happened. So we go to eat
and I took my three kids, and I took my
wife and the two older kids sit down and the
lady comes up, and so I guess she's a waitress, right, Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I think so, right, server? Yeah, I don't know how,
go ahead, server, And she goes, oh, hi, guys, and
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she's talking about two sons, and she goes, hey, after dinner,
I got good news. I got candy and ice cream
for you. And I'm like, what, No, that's not how
you start out the conversation at the table. You do
not promise my kids candy and ice cream after the meal,
because guess what all they said for the next thirty
minutes is I want candy, I want the ice cream.
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Where's the candy? Where's the ice cream? Did they sit
there and eat their meal? No, because you know what
they wanted, the candy and ice cream. But I was
not who says I was gonna give my kid candy
and ice cream that night. I didn't plan on buying
ice cream or getting named candy. But this lady just
kept going, oh, yeah, you almost done. I got your
candy and ice And I'm like, no, you can't come
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to its table and promise someone's kids kids candy and
ice cream at the end of the meal. Okay, I
do see where that would be difficult. Oh, I did
see where that would be difficult. Okay. So what kind
of restaurant was it? I it was a um restaurant
with like noodles and like a chain, not a chain. Okay,
it's got noodles. No, it's like it's got noodles, it's
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got rice. It's like a Chinese restaurant. Yeah, okay, okay.
So you go to this place, you finished the meal?
The ticket for three kids and two adults, Yeah, it's
like fifty bucks. Yeah. What do you tip? I tip
five dollars. Oh my gosh. Okay, So what because you
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made my life so difficult and you did something that
you're not supposed to do. How is the service though,
like the real service with the food? Oh she's fine,
she was nice. But the fact that you made my
life so difficult and you promised my kids candy and
ice cream, which you just can't promise other kids. Hey,
I'm gonna give you candy and ice cream at the
end of the boy. Well, some advice that I was
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given pretty recently is that I should judge people a
little more on intention more than what actually is happening,
because I think her intention was to actually be a
good waitress and be there and be like, I'm gonna
provide for you. Actually, I don't think she was really
trying to drive you crazy. I understand it's a bad move.
It's a good waitress at the end, surprise you know
what I mean, don't promise it up front. But even
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if there is no we're not doing sugar that night
or that, I don't That's what I'm saying, Amy, So
you feel me. But there's two different things. It's two
different things. I think her intention was to be like, oh,
there are kids, I'm gonna make them happy. I'll make
the table happy. It didn't hit you shouldn't have done that.
Service wasn't bad. But I think her intention was super
positive and trying to be extra bad move, but I
don't think it deserved cutting half her tip off. Amy,
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you feel me, Though I understand what you're saying about.
I don't understand what you're saying is I'm gonna give
you ask m Katy didn't have ill be like I
don't want the male, I want ice gam gandy. Oh
you think yeah, kayob be annoyed the whole meal because
that's all I wanted. Yeah, so I get it, But
I don't think it deserves cutting her money in half,
because I think she was trying to give excellent, excellent service. Yeah,
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I mean she maybe just doesn't have kids, or obviously
or this has worked for her in the past, and
it's like, luckily it's worked out and she's ended up
with a bear tip or something and it just so
happens that it was one of the ruined your life.
I think you said it was juste I didn't say
it ruin my life. It ruined my I mean it
was a stressful dinner kids the whole time. Maybe sometimes
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the kids are better if they know ice creaming that's
what she was gonna say. I mean I would have
used it to my advantage of being like, well, you're
not gonna get that ice cream unless you eat all
your food, Like she was being sweet when your intention
was to be totally loving extra. Yes, so you cut
it and you felt good about that. I felt punished
her because because she can't come to the table promising
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my kids something that I didn't say, they could have
do you at least tell her that so she learned
why you did. Because if you cut her tip in
half and there's something you want her to take from it,
you should at least let her know that. No, I
just put im put put five on there, bailed out,
so bones. Do you think he should do five dollars
and then a note underneath? You should not have. I
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think he should tip normally in this situation, or I
should flit the receipt over and write a whole article
about how she's If really you're annoyed by something and
you're tipping or less because of it, then at least
she wouldn't feel like her service was bad. Yeah, and
I don't encourage you to do this, but I'm thinking,
if that is what you're gonna do, she's just like, man,
that's a cheap dude. That stinks and I got less money.
I wonder why. But if you're like, hey, I don't
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don't do this. But if you were like, hey, man,
it really was tough when you promised the kids candy
and ice cream. It made or dinner very difficult, I
wouldn't encourage you to do that on the ticket. At
least she would know why you were a jerk. Well,
I wouldn't a jerk about it. I was nice about
a tip or half. I feel like it's kind of
a jerk move. How are you nice about it? You
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weren't nice at all? You tell her a lesson? I
said nothing, there's nothing nice about it. Yeah, but I
didn't confront her. I didn't make her feel bad about it.
I just said, hey, you know, it's kind of a
lesson learned now. She don't. You didn't. She doesn't know,
that's my point. She doesn't know. She probably has an idea.
She could probably see the mimire in my eyes when
she's promising to read your mind and I've learned in
a relationship that's not I can't expect for Kaitlyn to
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read my mind in any relationship anything. She doesn't even
know you. That's all. You shouldn't have done it. I
don't think you should have tipped her half. But you
feel my pain. I feel a pain than you. No, no, no,
you're on my team. I like it. There's nuance in
this story. Okay, but I'd say, no, bad move, Eddie.
I mean it's fine. I mean, it's what she did
was not a problem. So the fact that he docked
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the tip, it's not a good bad move, Amy, Yeah,
a bad move? No, Amy, What happened with a tip
at your place? I walked away with the you know,
not the customer copy, but the there's the store copy,
so you tipped her already paid, so they took my
credit card, so I paid for my meal lunch right,
and it it wasn't for days later that I found
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the receipt in my person realized I did that. So,
like now my question is can I just go back
and take the receipt with the tip and they run
it and that because all the infos on it, they
know who the server was and whatnot. Right. What I
would do if that bothers you, because it's it's bothered
me to go to Sonic and not tip, and I've
gone back and look for the person the next day,
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what I would suggest you do is just take some
cash whatever you're gonna tip twenty bucks and go back
and ask for them. Just give them cash, and you
know the names that just say this, yea, hopefully they're working,
but wait, you got a free meal. If you tip,
they still know I ran the credit card. That part
they have, but they just don't know. Did I tip
twenty percent? Thirty percent if it bothers, you point, they've
probably forgot about yet. Zero. No, no, they do zero zero,
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they know what they got as zero. It was truly
I that must happen, because I can't be the only
person that's walked off with both copies of the receipt.
Maybe I never heard of that before, so maybe okay,
but I would go back. I can say, hey, is
Mark here? He was my waiter's that's easy. And if
he's not, be like, okay, can I leave this from
Mark at an envelope? Oh yeah, sure, you're gonna leave
a remark? Yeah here, come here, get it to people.
When I was waiting tables, people would drop stuff off
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for me. Yeah, well that's what I'm gonna do. That's
it's easy. Lunch splits in half, amy splitters ud take
an ice cream there? All right? So here is a
janitor that works at a school, up on a little
stage singing I don't nowhere, and people are just shocked
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at how good he is. So an elementary school janitor
doing a mic check for an assembly because he's just
setting it up, gets on and things don't stop believing.
And the kids are really young, they're like they're kindergarten
first graders. God, and then he walks off. He's like,
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all right, it works, and he flips the buttons a
little bit and he's like, all right, I'm done. Like
he's as he's walking with the mike, he bends down.
He's like, all right, this is good, dude. He's just
singing loud. So he got like tested at A and
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A talking amazing and crushes it. So the question is
is he good or is it good because it's unexpected? Right, okay,
because he isn't. He's just dressed to work at school.
He's got a big thing of key's hanging off his
pockets and a hat, oversized collared shirt and some blue jeans.
So let's hear it again. Is it good or is
it good because it's just kind of random because of
somebody who works at the school that you don't know.
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It's a good singer, good, oh good? All right, thoughts
Amy's good. It's good Eddie. Yeah, whether he's a janitor
or not, he's a really really good he's good because
he's a janitor. If you told me that that guy
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was trying to like trying out for idol, he wouldn't
make it to the next round. I don't know that's true.
Let me close my eyes and okay, he comes up
to me. Good, Hey man, I want to be a singer.
Well all right, buddy, Lemmentory, ye sing a little something
for me. Good. I heard much worse than Idol they
got farther. Wow. Yeah, he's pretty good. Yeah yeah, And
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you know he didn't like warm up or anything either,
and he's still really good. Oh dude, he's good. He
sounds like the Journey guy. And you can tell it
wasn't set up because the person recording goes, oh god. Yeah.
They didn't expect that to happen. So they just happened
to be filming. Okay, hold on, go ahead. So they
just happened to be filming him setting up the mic
because they had no idea who was going to sing
because the time how there was a mom there and
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they were about to start the assembly or right. But
when they start the assembly, you're good, the kids are
gonna be out on stage everything. They're not gonna be
setting it up. You're filming the set up. How many
times do you guys that maybe don't have to walk
out from the side, And he went to fix it
real quick. How often do you guys at a concert
film them setting up the microphones. But that may not
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even be just a cell phone. That could be like
a camera that they're set up to record the whole thing.
You mean, like they said it's maybe it can definitely
a cell phone, but it could have been a cell
phone set up and they just hit recorrect. Yes, but
you don't like it. It's all set up and him
that good? Who who would become first viral versus this
thing or lunchbox? Are Abby as a singer? Abby? Know me?
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Because I would be so bad? I mean saying she's good.
But you've sang so many times and you've not gone viral.
Have you heard your version of let it Go? I
have not heard it back. I'm saying, go viral. Like
Abby would never not go viral for anything, like for singing,
because she's not good enough and she's not bad enough.
She's just that, she's just whatever. Oh my gosh. If
I'm just being we're just being real. Yeah, like unless
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she fell off stage or like if she just you know,
like smacked herself in the microphone or you know, or
someone attacked her on stage because she was so bad,
like they were like, get off there and then she
would go viral, but she didn't going viral for her
voice and said, you don't like this guy at all,
Richard good All, No, he doesn't deserve to go viral. No,
and it wasn't real. It was set up, set up,
and he's just good because he's a janitor. Okay, we
appreciate your viewpoints. Thank you. I actually like him. Thank
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you great, And don't think it was set up, but
I appreciate you sharing with me what you think. Thank you.
You're welcome. Here's a voicemail from Allison in California. Just
listening to the segment about the life Hacks of what
to do if you run a toiletpaper, and it reminded
me of the story years ago my ex boyfriend was
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using our bathroom and when there was a toilet paper
in there, he used the sock trick, which my roommate
found stuffed in the toilet tank. Like months later, I
went confronted. He admitted that it was him. Anyway, got
a chair. I mean, we talked about what you do
with the sock after you have to use it through
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at some point you gotta go back and get it.
You gotta go back to the crime at some point
and get rid of the body. You know, all right,
you're Amy's pile of stories. According to a new poll,
the average person wants to see their friends a weekly.
So it's looking like four times a month is the
magic number. I'm thinking about people that KL and I
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really consider friend friends like that we hang out with.
We try to see or go to dinner or have
once a week. But it's only like two or three.
But yeah, that sounds good. Maybe once weeks a little much,
but I say, yeah, once a week's good. Well, a
lot of people feel like they don't see their close
friends as often if they like. But a good night
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out with friends is as healing as a therapy session.
So oh that's everything you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, it
does feel good. I like it. You liked that was fun.
But I don't like going out like people. I like
going to their house, right, Well, that's what it means,
Like it doesn't be like out of the club. It's
like could be dinner, club, dinner, yeah, other stick. Yeah,
like we went over to Eddie's house the other night.
(27:02):
That was fun, or you come to our house. We
rarely go out out. That was a couples do we
We've done in a couple of times, but no, I
like the house better because then you got to pay
a bill way for the way to be all that? Yeah,
all right? What else? All right? I know you gave
us an update on your thank you cards sort of recently,
but have you worked on anymore from your wedding? Interesting
you best? I have not. Oh, I'm not. We got
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married in July seventeenth, and I don't know how many
we have to probably eighty percent of them. We haven't
done well. A poll was done and only nine percent
of us are sending handwritten notes now. It's more like
a phone call. Ritten generally is not something expected. I'm
expected to do thank you cards for gifts for weddings,
which I think is terrible idea. We should kill this right.
(27:43):
You started doing video thank you messages or I just
say thank you, or you just know I'm thankful. How
about that you got me a gift? You just know
I'm thankful for the gift. That's my favorite one, right there?
You got to do anything right, Just know that I'm thankful.
But yes, if you sent me a gift, I got
it and I'm so thankful. Thank you it says here too.
They might want to reconsider the whole handwriting note thing
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because it's the most meaningful way to say thanks. So
up a pin and paper from time to time. Absolutely,
it's very meaningful because it takes a lot of time
to do. M Abby, when she didn't get the job
here the first time, sent me a thank you car
for the interview. It's why I hired her. I was
like day she took a lot of time and wrote
that note film. Yeah, yeah, but I'm not. I mean
I try, but I don't because I'm like, oh, I
should rather a thank you. It's four days have gone by,
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and I'm like, ah, you know what, it's too late.
They know your things, they know I'm thankful there. Who
was it? I think maybe it was Dirk Spindling that
was in here once in like one year. He posted
some picture and then he was telling us about how
he wrote thank you notes for every single person that
helps out, like for his tour and team. I mean
it was like so many. I mean it lined his
hallway and it wasn't just like one tiny paragraph. I
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mean it was a thoughtful, whole page note person. Well,
I was just thinking, like someone like him be so
busy and like he made time for it. I'm sure
it meant a lot to his team. Okay, So country
quiz who said, I've got people who you say to me,
I don't like country music, but I like you. Okay,
So if it's one person, I can give you multiple choice. Okay,
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go ahead, all right, Kane Brown Okay, he's still in
the running. Go ahead, Eric Church, Okay, I can set
people saying that to him. He was kind of like
a rock vibe. You could like that. Go ahead and
sam Hunt. That's too easy. It's not sam Hunt because
that you think sam Hunt immediately, I'm gonna go Sam
(29:28):
Hunts off the board. Carrie Underwood. Yeah, so it's gonna
be one of the first two. It's gonna be Kane
Brown because Carrie has pop song. So that's easy. So
Kane or Church, I'm gonna go. I don't think Eric
Church would say this in an interview though, where it's like, hey,
(29:49):
man Ayby, I like you. Hem uh. People tell me
all time they don't like country that like me. That
doesn't sound all right. So through my process of elimination,
I'm going with Kane Brown. Amy, the answer is Kane Brown. Yeah, that, folks,
it's high. I never knew it. I just would eliminate
it process elimination. And Kane's point about that is good
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music is good music, and if you focus too much
on labels, then you're going to miss out. You know.
I don't always think that's true, that good music is
good music. And sometime I'm sure there's a rock and
polka song and I don't get it, and it doesn't win.
I don't. I'm just like, I bet or a classic,
like classic music. Classical, yeah, classical, the old big difference.
They're like, this isn't this great? I'm like, I don't.
I don't get it, like it's the greatest, and I'm said,
I'm sure it is. But that good music can't win
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with me because I don't understand what's going on here.
Maybe you know not enough trumpet. If you asked me,
I find something in it. I make something up the violin.
I just didn't really do it. If some of those
chopin songs that they're so good, remember the time you
act like you knew classic film. That's my file. That
was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.
(30:57):
Bobby Scott Thompson accidentally fell out of his boat while
out on the Pacific Ocean, and then he watched his
boat sail off into the distance because he couldn't get
back to it, which has to be so helpless lost
at sea, can't see land. He started to freak out, like,
I mean the docean is so big. Yeah, He's like,
(31:19):
is this it for me? So he heard a splash
and that splash was a dang seal and a seal
helped him. He grabbed the seal and he wrote it.
The splash was a seal that Scott described as an
angel that came to help on He said it was
a medium sized harbor seal and it would go underwater,
and he came up and nudged me like a dog
comes up and nudges your leg. After being pushed along
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by the seal, Scott felt determined to swim to the
nearest oil platform, which was far but closer than the land.
He was freezing. He was exhausted. He reached the platform
five hours later. Cruise aboard the oil platform rendered aid.
The coastguard got him to a hospital where he was
treated for hypothermia and more. Wow, that's crazy. This is
(32:02):
Jonah in the whale. But it's what's his name, that's
a seal. Seal? This is crazy. Yes, I don't know.
Or what you could do is if you're Scott and
you just made this one by yourself, you make the
story up and then you have the rights to cool. God. Man,
Now you got me thinking is this even real? Or
was he hallucinating? Because like a few hours at sea
(32:26):
starts saltwater gets to you. I'm gonna take it that
it was real and there was a seal. The dang
thing was like nudging them along. That is crazy. That
is crazy. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good. Let's go over to Amy and get
in the morning Corny. The morning Corny, what do you
(32:47):
do when the astronaut is stressed out? What do you
do in the astronaut is stressed out? Give them some space?
That was the Morning Corny. Want a reaction from Eddie.
Most of the time I think about it like I
don't get it. This one I liked. It is time
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to open up the mail bag. Get something. We call
Bobby Bones. My husband and I have been mayor for
five years and have decided to play a game one
evening a week to make sure we get some quality
time together. My husband's idis to get a gaming console
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and play video games together. Neither of us have played
video games, have no interest in them at all, but
he thinks it'd be a good way to spend quality
time together, at least as much as playing a board
game or a card game. I disagree because I think
it's a hobby only he will enjoy, and it would
be similar to watching a movie together. You know. I
also think that getting a gaming console could lead to
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him playing more video games and take away from other
times we'd normally be spending together. Is my husband correct
in thinking that playing video games to gether it can
really be quality time? Am I being too paranoid and
not wanting to induce a gaming console into our house
thinking it may become an issue later? Sincerely, hobby hunting
with hobby. My advice is to get a gaming console
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and give him unlimited time to play. All right, that's
the mailbag. Sounds convenient. Here's the situation. There are games
that you two can play together that are awesome and
so much fun. Kaylin and I used to play this
game forget the name of it, Rocket League. That's it
where the cars hit the ball into the goal. Pretty
easy to learn. It's like soccer. But yet you drive
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a car rnor and you try to hit the ball
and you try to angle in the goal. And we
played all the time. We got super competitive at it.
She later lost interest in the video game. I did not.
That was also my introduction to video games. Who knows
video games may be a great hobby for him to
relax too. If you get it. There are games you
can play together and it will be fun. I think, though,
(34:56):
if you're gonna do this, you need to designate. All right,
we're gonna video games this week. All right, we're gonna
play a card game this week. Don't go all video
games all the time, but switch it up a little bit.
But if you get a console, he's going to play
some video games. I don't think he'll be in addict.
I wouldn't play video games if I wasn't playing with
my friends, my absolute friends in a league. I have
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no interest. He just playing to play. I have like
two games that play Madden Football in NBA two K Basketball.
That's it. And anytime I play it's in a league
with my friends. I may not I may play the computer,
but it's in our league. Eddie's in a basketball league
with me. Yeah, the console will be fun for you guys,
but he will play more too, So I would recommend
it because he wants it. It'll just be easier just
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put limitations on it. Sign my wife. But it's good,
it's good. It's good to do. You'll find games that
you like. Amy, you have any advice on this with
a husband. I mean, I'm with you on what you're saying,
and I think that it could be something they do together.
But then yes, go ahead and set the expectations at
the front though, Yes, and that everyone's on the same page. Yeah,
(36:03):
it's always this. He's gonna buy token, he's gonna get
in trouble is. There's gonna be some trouble here. But
after you get through are you're gonna grow. It's gonna
make him better. Eddie. Man, I wish I can get
my wife to play video games with me. I tried,
and I just feel like she's gonna struggle with how
much he's gonna play. But your wife didn't say let's
play games together. No, No, If this scenario is a
(36:24):
bit different, well you're just going I got a video game,
can play with me? They're trying to discuss games to play,
and he's like, why don't we get a video game? Yeah? No,
we did it at the very beginning. I think we
we did Monopoly. We got Monopoly and we played it
for about one day, and then she was over a
video It was a video game Monopoly. Maybe that's why
she doesn't want to play anymore. But it didn't work
for us. It just didn't work. What do you say
(36:45):
to just be try it? I said, I say try it,
but just be prepared because he will want to play
more video games. He will, but there's gonna be the
expectation of how much time, Like set that boundary ahead
of time, maybe electable golf, and this takes away from
golf time, and he's at home at least doing something
instead of gone. But what my wife says, just because
you're physically there doesn't mean that you're really here. I
(37:08):
am like here, come touching me time there? Do you
need me to do something? I'm right here? What golf
and video games you don't get the same amount of time,
right Like if you if you're like, oh, I was
gonna go play golf, so I'm not anymore. So now
I get to play five hours of video games. Okay,
what's your argument? No, because I don't have to do
it like that. But it's like maybe I'm gonna go
play golf, and it said no because I played video
(37:29):
I'm thirty minutes of time or forty five minutes of
a time. Okay, it's just different. If Kaitlin's ever gone
for a whole day, I play videogamest eight hours of
a time, oh for sure, but that almost never happens.
Will almost never do it. Okay, I'm gonna say it's
maybe sometimes the dogs. I forgot to feed the dog
because that's my video, I guess. And then she's like,
did you feed the dogs? Of course I did, slippery
slow and after we feed him at night and I'm
(37:49):
feed him again, I'm like, guys, I'm so sorry I
forgot to feed this morning. I'm so sorry. You're telling
the dog. Yeah yeah, I'm like, I'm so sorry. Anyway,
there's our situation. Get in the video game. It'll be
good for the relationship. Wink wink. All right, close it up.
We've got your that was found to clothe hope. Everybody's
(38:11):
just killing it today. If you have an awesome Wednesday,
it's time for your big stories. Let's go Bobby's stories.
It took me a second to figure the scam out,
but once I figured it out, pretty smart. So a
home in Jacksonville, Florida that has an estimated value of
two point three million dollars was listed on Zillo for
twenty one thousand dollars. So you go and you look,
(38:33):
You're like, it's a huge hoallenge. Wow, only twenty one
thousand bucks. The owners knew nothing about it. The listing
stayed live for about a day, but they got thousands
of views, hundreds of saves. But what it required was
a deposit to schedule a time to go view the home.
So people would send them a little money through a
deposit on zell and they get that deposit to go view,
(38:55):
and they ran away with the money because that's all
they were trying to do. There's an another scam in Raleigh,
same situation, but it's just like, who's gonna ask for
a deposit to? I don't think I'd fall for that,
but I don't know that I wouldn't if I love
the house, this house of market, having a bollsit here,
having deposit there, I just want to go look at it.
I think they probably would have got more though, if
they'd had the house a little more expensive. Twenty one
(39:17):
case seems almost fat for a two point three million Yeah,
if they'd put it at like one hundred and eighty
thousand dollars, I think people would have been, oh, wow,
this could be legitimate. Here's five hundred bucks for the deposit.
But people were just sending them money. Boom boom, boom,
boom boom. That's crazy. Yeah, so they made a little money,
they ran away. I don't think they have accanto. Wow.
That's from Jacksonville dot com. If you can only keep
(39:38):
one streaming service, that's what they ask folks. What would
it be? I thought about this, so I'm not just
going right out to the top here weighing it all out.
It would be Netflix. It's not the sexiest anymore because
Netflix is the old standard, but it's they just have
pound for pound the best shows. Sometimes a great joke
on the HBO Max and it's killer, but they have
(40:00):
fewer shows that I spend time with. I just go
Netflix because it's just solid. It's solid all the time.
So I'm gonna go Netflix. Amy, Well, HBOMX is a
good one expriensives over there and but I guess what
that said. I don't. I guess I gotta go Hulu
because you can watch Hulu live. We're not doing live TV. Yeah,
(40:21):
that's just streaming, okay. And it's like, I'm just gonna
do Hulu because it has every channel. Well that doesn't
count streaming services. Lunchbox. Oh, it's easy. Paramount plus really
that's random all only one. You have SpongeBob Abs. It
has the challenge All Stars the Real World reunions, like
(40:44):
they go back to like New Orleans, they gone back
to San Francis. They bring the old cast back from
back in the day and they do a little like
where they live in the house again. It's awesome. So
you would do that because of those shows more than
any other streaming service. Yes, and they have a new
show coming out called it is called All Stars Shore
where they're taking reality contestants from all these shows and
(41:05):
it's a party competition. That is all. That's cool. Man.
When do you think you'll age out of this kind
of show? Never? Never? Never? That is my type of drawing. Yes,
I texted that looks good, Eddy, What about you? Number one?
This is easy man, it's gonna do Disney Plus because
without Disney Plus, my kids would go crazy. So Disney Plus. Hey,
(41:26):
you guys want to watch cartoon here two hours, Dad
time low key. And I'm not just saying this because
my show will be on it. Peacock's really good because
they have a ton of great movies, like old school
like nineties and two thousand movies, and they get some
good shows, but they have a great catalog of back
normal stuff. That's where Peacock really thrives. Like a lot
of that NBC stuff yeah from back in the day
(41:47):
is still up there on Peacock. Number one's Netflix. Number
two is HBO Max, number three is Hulu, Disney Plus
at four, and Amazon at five. Why Amazon is so
strong though, as you can buy stuff from some of
the other streaming Correctivous is like rent. Everything's on there?
Where was Paramount plus Paramount plus? Um? This says a
(42:08):
wire hanger for that's that beats Paramount plus and the
wire hanger on the TV fantanna, No, Paramount plus is
at number six to three percent. That's a good show.
It's just it's so new. They're just aren't as many
on there right now. A swimmer survives an attack from
one of the biggest great white sharks ever recorded. Whoa
A sixty two year old swimmer named Steve, was swimming
alone off the California coast when a shark attacked him,
(42:30):
leaving him with severe injuries. Despite losing twenty five pints
of blood, doctors say they expect him to make a
full recovery. A forensic examination of the bite marks on
the body showed that the great white attacked him was
around or slightly more than twenty feet long. Day. I mean,
I'm just picture plus two, so if I'm six one
one what We were measuring something in my house the
(42:55):
other day, Eddie and I were, and I was like,
I need to measure this out to six foot. I
don't have taken us And so I made Eddie lay
down and then I marked a spot and then made
him lay down again. Yeah, that's how the caym ended it.
It measured human bodies. You're six, I said, okay, about
fifteen foot. Here we got this. A dude pulls a
wheelchair scammed cut through the airline security weight. Oh my god,
(43:16):
twenty eight year old guy I wanted to get through.
There's a long line about two hours. So he took
off his shoe, took off his sock, grabbed a wheelchair,
and then pretended that he's hurt and went all the
way through I mean, he breathed through security, got to
the flight crew, and they're like, hey, let's stretch it out.
But then they realized that he was lying about the
(43:37):
whole thing, and so they like, hey, you can't do
this anymore. Yeah. But the story that he's got through,
I'm still going to say it was a good idea.
But he got caught. No, no, he got but he
still got through because he's still got he get fined
or anything. If you're running. He made it to a
flight on time, and then they shame him. All right,
he still didn't miss his flight. The line's long at
TSA just jump in a wheel chair and they let
them go to the front. Lad Bible. Lad Bible has
(43:58):
that story. He got a couple more here inside the
Big Stories. A woman tries to get through baggage claim
with over one hundred live animals. So here you go,
somebody else at the airport and they're trying to smuggle animals.
Two women were arrested after an X ray and spectrum
reveal more than a hundred live animals in their luggage.
Wildlife officials said one hundred and nine animals were discovered
in two suitcases, two white porcupines, two armadillos, thirty five turtles,
(44:24):
fifty lizards, and twenty snakes. Yeah it's not funny anymore,
is USA today? If that bag comes open, yeah you're done.
Snakes on a plane, Well, how do they live? They're
gonna die on the flight. The bags are big, and
I guess they've done this before. But because this is
such an operation, they spent so much, I would think
they know what they're doing with them. I mean some
(44:44):
may some may die. It seems weird that a porcupine
can be on with the turtle, and I mean armadillos,
the white porcupine, and yeah, they're probably in their own
little cases inside them. I don't they just crammall is
every being? Like? All right, guys, I was thinking it
was just zipped up with the animals, a bottle a
war in there. Worry about it. They're a little cramaman Zepp.
(45:06):
I literally thought you put him in there like up.
Twenty seven year old woman is now her ex boyfriend's stepmother.
There's a great story. I don't understand. A twenty seven
year old woman picture one anymore is now her ex
boyfriend's stepmother. She married her ex boyfriend's dad's great stuff. Man.
This is a twenty seven year old woman who married
her ex boyfriend's father. Has revealed how the perform a
(45:29):
close connection when she was in sixth grade despite a
twenty four year age gall and it went from that
too romantic later in life. But they're married now. Sidney
Dean twenty seven, all fifty one about you're the ex boyfriend?
What do you do? He was? She was? She was?
I've been there. Oh god, oh god. After Sydney broke
(45:55):
up with her then boyfriend, they remained friend. She began
spending more time with his family, mostly his dad. Oh
my god. They started sixteen, but she was sixteen. This
is not this is not legal. I guess it depends
what state. I don't know. I don't know. I don't
know the rules. But they didn't get wrong. State hasn't
changed that long. But they weren't romantic till sixteen. They
were just friends before that. Like so, I don't know,
(46:18):
and I don't like. There used to be a site
called Age of Consent dot Com. But I don't go
there anymore because I don't want people. I don't want
even like what is it? Oh yeah, we don't look
at it because we don't want in our browser history
people to be like, all right, le Sue has been
to ageconcent dot com today and gonna kick their door
open and arrest Them's Amy. They're from Ohio. So if
you could check that out age of consent in Ohio
(46:41):
sixteen it is so listen, I don't know this is true.
Let me say it. They're probably saying sixteen because that's
the first time that or maybe they waited up. She
was saying, I don't know, Like, Okay, I get it.
In the state of Ohio, you're giving six year olds
if they want a day to eighteen or nineteen year olds. Okay,
you have the power to make your own decision. Mike
old Man, Yeah, well he's probably thirty. If you did
(47:02):
the math, he's probably like thirties forty year sixteen someone
that's thirty or forty. I agree, but it's not a
seventy year old and it's all it's creepy. Yes, yeah,
he was forty when she was sixteen. I think, Yeah,
it's still messed up. I just I'm forty two. I'm
not gonna call forty old old like I'm fighting for
that and said, well, now I'm googling state with lowest age. Okay, hey, Google,
(47:24):
where can I go? Okay? Um, oh, probably sixteen. I
can't imagine anywhere in the state. No one's looking to
be going anywhere. We should change that, Ohio, lawmakers, you're
listening with Pennsylvania, Rhode Island like they're not the only ones.
It's just like I think sometimes there's so many laws
(47:46):
they forget to go back and we should forget about.
So they're at sixteen, they're allowed to but they can't
sleep with their teacher though. Yeah, that's weird. That's because
a teacher, he's what state has an aged can please
tell me? This is old North Carolina says thirteen. That
cannot be right. That can't be right. Um, yes, because
(48:07):
the teacher has power over the student. Okay, yes, but
but but you can be a student in eighteen and
you can't do it either too, So it's not just
the age thing relationship. Yeah, okay, any keep slapping our
desk radio talk because I don't know if this this
is Wikipedia, so it should be absolutely accurate. But I'm
(48:28):
seeing some other ages. I'm seeing like fourteen thirteen, but
we don't know this is true. Okay, yeah, representatives from
each day. You could please call us story on the phone.
It's Carol in Massachusetts. Carol, good morning. What's going on? Hi?
(48:49):
How are you doing? Pretty good? What can I help
you with? So? I was just calling m because I
was listening to Lunchbox and I love lunch Box when
he's not being so negative. So you love him like half? Well? Yes,
(49:09):
so like when he does his bit about bone head
story and everything, he's so animated and he just makes
me laugh, which I think is great, But he doesn't
offer any positive like he could help with Abby's singing
or anything. So my thought was, does he ever think
(49:32):
like you? When you put salt in someone's coffee, It
doesn't make your life sweeter. It's interesting when she starts
to lay it out, you do have a beef with everybody?
No, no no, no, about something. What is this young lady's name, Lady, Carol?
Go ahead, Carol, No, no no, Carol. I try to help Abby.
I tell her to take singing lessons for Christmas. I
(49:53):
gave her a book Singing for Dummies. It's supposed to
teach you things to help you're singing. But she doesn't
take that. She doesn't take that um advice. She gets mad.
I can't believe you would, jem me, I need singing lessons. Okay, fine,
andsually didn't say that. We said that for her. We
said it was an insulting gift because she did it
as an insult. No, no, that's what I'm saying, So, Carol,
I tried to help these people out, but they don't
(50:14):
listen to me. I think honorary doctorates are crazy, Like,
he did nothing to earn a doctorate. He didn't go
to school, he didn't even he never took one class
at the university. He got a doctorate from it. That's
crazy for all the people that worked hard for it. Amy,
There's millions of people out there like me that are
struggling actors and she just gets a role for nothing,
well not for nothing. A year goal in life is
(50:36):
to win the lottery from nothing an investment. Yeah, but
he does have a beef with everybody, like what about Eddie?
What is he hated about Eddie? That? Well, when I
first started the show, he did not like me. You're
taking his time. Yeah, no, no no, no, when my mic time.
It was the way he would talk to me. How
did I talk to you? He would say things. I
had to pull him side. You ain't gonna talk to
(50:56):
me that way, Like how would he talk to you?
He was like, I don't remember the exact what we
were talking about it, but I was in the hallway
and I said, somebody go yeah, right, and I'm not
doing that for you. And I was like, okay, like
we're not gonna have that. Like his job was a
video guy and he was supposed to video something and
he was he was like, I'll do it bye, not you.
And I was like, there's no way that happens. He
(51:18):
has stories and I think maybe a little bit of
it happened, but he kind of recreates. Eddie still has
this issue about filming stuff for work, Like he's like,
I'm not gonna exactly am I right? Amy, No, I
haven't dealt with it. I think something similar. Yeah it's
not me I'm saying, I think, but Eddie, it's been
a similar thing some people, Thank you. I just think
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lunch Box maybe he's probably added a little flare to
the stays at Eddie. Did I pull you aside and said,
oh yeah? He sat me down collar. He sat me
down and said, you will not talk to me like that.
That's right. And I was like, you know, I was
just joking, right, because well I didn't catch that, and
he said, don't do that. Oh yeah. The point is
if anybody has anything and he doesn't have it, lunchbox
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is going to find a way to hate on it. Wrong.
I try to help people in life, and so that's
our point. You don't try to help people. What would
your help to me when they go to school? What
about you go to school? Finisher degree? I don't want it.
I got a job. That's great. They're honoring there, honoring
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you with your achievements, and you didn't achieve anything. What
are you talking about. It's an achievement based thing. They're like,
look look at your career, what you've been able to do,
and look at what you're give them back to the state.
We want to recognize you as an honor. Oh boy,
as an honor like you didn't. I mean, if they
want to give you a key to the city, Okay,
that's fine, that's that. That doesn't take away I'm talking
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about you're getting up in front of people that are
actually working hard to get a degree to go. Hey,
if you guys put in effort, you can accomplish great
things too, and inside outside of college. All right, I'm
just saying I don't think it's I think honorary doctors
are at you would take one, I'll take Hey, Carol,
you bring up a great point. I don't know what
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needs to be done with him. Nothing. I mean that
nothing needs to be done. But I'm saying for him
to change his outlook. I think he you know, old
dog new tricks ain't gonna happen here, Carol. I think
I'm a pretty positive person. You're not well in some ways,
I know. I'll take that back. In some ways you are.
But we were reading um Bobby's book my eight year
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old grandson, and he actually said to me, which is
why I called, because I wouldn't have called, But he said,
I wonder if Lunchbox did this in school? Was it
like the first book when he dumped a candy on
Amy's head? Is that is that the story you're talking
about when Amy first started and he ated her? No,
When I was reading your book with my grandson, yesterday,
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oh the dog, Oh kids. Yeah, And we listened to
the show all the time, and my grandson is here
and and I was like, oh, that's not a good
message if he thinks that he's mean. And I was like,
oh no, I said, Lunchbox, just please a part on
the radio. He's really a really nice guy. He has kids.
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And then I was like, this isn't good because I
know that Lunchbox has a good heart. So I just
thought that it would maybe a good time to call
and say, like, just be positive about other people and
then just try to maybe do what you want to
do in your life based on what you're not liking
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that other people are getting accomplishment for change a role.
You know, I'm gonna be that role in the show anymore.
Be a lover something cool, like that's cool. Man. When
I didn't like when you made the whole famous se congratulations,
I went to the ceremony. I supported you because you
earned that. I believe you got a free ticket and
we paid for you to go to Chicago. I did
a hotel. Yeah, that's why you went. I probably want
to pay my own way. Um, Carol, thank you. You
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bring up a wonderful point I'm glad you shared it
with us. He's so young to be a grandma too.
I probably just sound yeah, just sound young. But thank you.
What are you doing later? All right, Carol, have a
great day. Tell your grandson. I said hello and thanks
for reading the Stanley book. And it is what it is.
With Lunchbox. He is a good guy, but he does
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get very jealous of people and think anybody has something,
he should have it. Right. Yeah, if I don't get something,
and why should anybody else have it? That's the point. Okay,
thank you much. Back. When Scuba wins five hundred dollars
in water, it's a little frustrating. I spend more. Awesome
because I spend more money than Google on. Five hundred
dollars came in and the most you've ever wanted all
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your years as two fifty. Yeah, Scooba doubled you up.
That's awesome. All right, thank you, Carol, Thank you everybody
for listening down. Sorry, today, this story comes to us
from Vermont. A twenty four year old man was wanted
for burglary. That go to his house to arrest him,
and is they're about to put the cuffs on him.
Here comes his dad in an excavator and he takes
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the bucket of the excavator start swinging it at the cops.
Family hashtag. I mean what do they say that the
apple don't fall far from tree? Yeah? They say a
lot of things, that's one of them. Yeah. Wow, the
video is unbelievable to hardcore weapon, I mean an excavator
that yeah, and what do they do because a gun
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doesn't beat an excavators. You can see him diving out
of the way and the guy is still laying on
the ground and they're diving out of the way of
the excavator and he finally stops. And then here comes
the mom and tries to pull the cops off or
some mom too. Yes, the mom shows up on a
wrighte and mower. They all are that's crazy. So what
happens to all of them? So the son and dad
were arrested and the mom was issued a citation. You
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know what's craziest about this it's daytime. Yeah in the
video it's a daytime blue sky. I expected it to
be like two in the morning, everybody drunk or something.
That's I mean, it is crazy. And the police said,
we did not get that training in the academy. I mean,
the guy's pretty good excavator, Like you could you know
how they did that movie Catch Me If you Can
and the guy was like stealing money and Leonardo they
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used him later to actually stop criminals. Yeah, like this
guy could teach some excavator classes. Like you're pretty good
at this thing. All right, Yeah, I'm Lunchbox. That's your
bone head story of the day. It's not new, but
there's a documentary on Netflix called My Octopus Teacher. I
watched it a year and a half or so ago.
Lunchboxes scene that he watched it because I was talking
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about it. Yeah, and you thought I was an idiot
because I was like, it's a good documentary about octopus.
I thought it was gonna be so stupid. I was like,
how weird and it was so good? Well, only octopus anymore?
After it? Will you eat octopus? I haven't had octopus
in two years. Two years. Yeah. Before that, he's miss Rock.
Everybody knew he was like the best octopus in town.
You know. Interesting. So it's a little weird, but it's
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really good. Eddie finally watched it. I did it because
of us. I did because you guys kept talking about
I mean, you've been talking about it for about a year, okay,
and I regularly it comes out when we talk about octopuses.
That's like every two days exactly. But dude, it's actually
really really good. It was one of those where like
I can't believe, like lunchbops, I can't believe I'm watching
this whole thing, and I loved it. But you gotta
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you gotta feel like this dude's weird, right, Oh, there
are some weird elements to it where again I thought
many times he was gonna start making out or making
love to the totally yeah, and so that and then
I'm like, this guy's going to see this octopus every
day for a whole year. I can't go to my kid,
I can't drop off my kid at school every day
this day, and like something always comes up, like how
do he make the time to do it every single day? Well,
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they interview his wife and she's like, he just loves it,
and I'm like he should feel about you haven't seen
you as much as seeing the octopus. That's funny because
my son actually we were watching together and he goes,
where's his wife in this? Is she cool with this
whole he's in it, right, doesn't she make an appearance
or to it? He talks about her that never shows. Okay, yeah,
are we sure he has a wife? Then I was
addressed at some point, But yeah, he goes every single day.
(58:50):
Anything else pop out to you? I mean, I really
just think that octopus are probably the coolest things ever. Like,
what about octopus? The guy wh just thought it was
a girl? How does he know right it's a girl.
I think he just wanted to be a girl. It
makes me love to the octopus exactly. I think he's
in love with the octopus exactly. He did say that
he's like I would, I was in love with her
who I don't know is that true? He said I
was in love with her because I don't love. Maybe
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he just loved That's why he was right on the
edge at all times. Amy of me going and they're
playing like slow music, and I'm like, he's gonna do it?
Oh no, Well now I feel like I'm gonna have
to watch how you should? You can sure I have
not been sold until this moment because he makes love
that's you know, I don't really want to do it,
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And I'm like, well, you can set on dirty the doctopus.
Maybe no, because now all three of y'all have seen it,
and I'm feeling left out. I don't think you're going
to come away from it going wow, I'm so fulfilled
by that. But it's interesting. And then octopus is octopi, octopuses,
it is. You can say risky, but this is Yeah.
(59:52):
I think you'll come away going, Oh, they're as smart
as we are, they just live in a different part
of the world. Yeah, crazy good. Eddie, rate it? Oh gosh,
I mean for a documentary about and I just read it.
Rate it out. For just read it, I will go
four and a half. The Blind Sharks got it. I
have a question, how did you always know where to
find the octopus? Do you say we're commune to find
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kaylin a DM DM and be like, hey, hey don't
because I figured they haven't have to watch it to
swim in. You have to watch it. We gotta go,
Bobby Bones,
The transmitting you, guys, welcome to the show. A little later,
Luke Bryan will be on. I want to start with
this because Amy's known to spoil movies accidentally. Yes, no
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malice in your heart. No, no intention of ruining a
movie for someone. It's happened maybe twice, No, you don't
even realize when it happened. Sometimes over ten times. You
spoil all kinds of times. So well, hey, sixteen years,
less than one a year, so what's happened? Though? Recently
(00:42):
a listener called in mad at me and claiming that
I need to be punished, because now we have a punishment.
If you spoil a show or a movie, you get punished.
And he said, I spoiled your children's book. What did
you say? Because it's Stanley's the Dog First Day of
School and obviously it's about all these dogs. And I
mentioned how there was a cat and he's like, I
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didn't know that yet. I didn't know. Are you serious? Funny?
He didn't know that there was a cat and he
said that I spoiled it. How do I feel about this?
I don't feel anyway about it other than it's not
a spoiler. He's an idiot. You think I don't want
to say that. Well, I am looking at the cover
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of the book now and there is no cat on
the cover of the book. Cat does come out of
nowhere in the box? Yeah, you don't know much about
the cat of the cat's story. And then it's like, wow,
cat's kind of pivotal. Is that a spoiler too? I
don't know. I'm gonna stop talking, because what do you think, lunchbox,
did Amy spoiled the book? Because if so, just be punished.
No spoiled. No, I'm asking because again, this will come
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back on you. So remember what you're saying here. Do
you think legitimately that Amy spoiled my children's books? No,
it's so stupid. She named a character in the book
who cares like a lot of people. We say, characters
and TV shows that you haven't seen yet. But obviously
there's gonna be more than one character in the book
or TV show. Now, if I say, what what the
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cat's part is in the book? That would be spoiling, Yes, Eddie, No, dude,
it's a children's But how many pages this thing? Forty?
She's spoiled twenty? I have not my kids, I've read it.
I've not read it. I mean I don't care that
you haven't read it. I mean it's a children's um. Okay,
then you're in the clear. The cat big part of
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the book though, But also you know, here's the story Stanley.
He's got an owner, big head Bobby, who's me and
Stanley first day a school, but he's nervous but the the
first day of school because it doesn't if he's gonna
fit in. And you're right, dogs actually represent humans, but
I use Stanley as like a warm figure who's in
a real dog anyway, And so Stanley's nervous about all
these other dogs that are and they don't treat them
great honestly and don't ruin that. Okay, spoiler. I wonder
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too if I read the book. I thought about reading
the book in a video like it on the Instagram.
The whole thing's like, is that a spoiler? And everybody
like no, because kids want to read the book five
hundred times. You know, I haven't said she I'll read
it on the air, like go for it, because kids
read a book five hundred times over and over and
over over, and they want the same but same over
and over and over and over. Every lunch books hates
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the book. I feel just like goodness, he's got two
at this point. He hates it. Okay, you're cool. You're
in the clear for a second. For a second though,
I was starting to shift on it. But you're right. Yeah,
you didn't say what happened with the cat? We're good, right,
Morgan White smiling spoiler. No, it's not a spoiler at all.
I'm smiling because it's okay. Okay, um, okay, let's get
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started with the show. Which, by the way, if you
want to order a Stanley at the Dog the first
day of school, get it? Where you get books? Amazon?
Well that's all. I know what else? You get books?
Bookstores on the road? Bookstores? Yeah, there you go on
the Bobby Bones Show. Now, what's up, buddy? What's up?
I have a question, a couple of questions that immediately
to mine. At A friend texted me and she said, hey,
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she lives in a small town in Arkansas, and I
won't say where in case it's like a secret spot
of yours. And she said, Luke Brian just flew in,
is going fishing in some lake here? Is there any
chance Luke Brian just flew in his fishing And I said,
there's a good chance because Luke does a lot of fishing.
I said, I don't know where you went today. Did
you fly into Arkansas just to fish recently? Yes? I did. Okay,
I thought it may have benue, But why why did
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you go up to northwest Arkansas a fish? So I
left out of Vegas and I took a helicopter across
the country to see the country from a helicopter, and
we stopped in trout fishing destination and then we our
last stop was the White River in Arkansas yesterday and
we had a We had a great time. It was awesome.
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A helicopter all the way across the country. Is that
fast or slow? It's perfect because I think it was
about twelve hours of total flight, but we busted it
up over four days. I mean, the coolest part was
we were flying over herds, wild horses, and it was
like the most one of the most spectacular things I've
ever seen. And you don't get nervous to flying it.
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I get nervous flying an airplane much as a helicopter,
but do you know nerves at all? Just awesome. The
one that I'm in is the safetist you can have
and my pilot is I mean, he's a twenty one
year retired Apache pilots, so he flew in Afghanistan for
twenty one years. And you know, it's just all about
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being as safe as you can be. And but it's
it's been. It's pretty amazing when you see the changes
of the landscape. At one point, Bobby, we fished a
river that was coming out of the side of a
mountain and we flew that river from northern Wyoming. We
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flew that river from Wyoming to Nebraska. One river. And
so you did this after leaving Vegas. So was it
a residency show? And you're like, this is a trip
I always wanted to make, So we got to organize,
let's go do it. Yeah, we did. I played my
show Saturday in Vegas and then Sunday morning, we left
at seven am and flew, you know, flew up to
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Wyoming and flew through the Rockies, and I mean, it's
it's it's spectacular, it was amazing, it's awesome. Luke Brian
is on with us right now. And my second question
immediately is I look behind you and there are I mean,
I counted thirteen guitars just in what I can see
you know in your video here, Well, why so many
guitars in the house, Like every one of them have
(06:32):
a different sound. I don't understand. This is my songwriting room,
and so when I have songwriters come over, first of all,
I tell them, don't bring a guitar. And then some
of these songwriters that come in, they'll see a guitar
that they've always wanted to play, and that'll be the
one that they play for the day when they're writing.
But over the years being out on the road. Um,
(06:53):
you know, anytime you purchased a guitar, it's always a
great investment if you purchase a great guitar. So I
have quite of you kidding stick that I love. And well,
you say you tell people not to bring a guitar,
but let's say you said, Hey, Bobby, can't wait to
write a song with you. Come over and I get
there and I'm like, well, look, I'm left handed. Where's
your left handed selection? Do you have those? Or are
you discriminatory toward people like myself? Well, you gotta give
(07:15):
me a man and we'll read flip it upside down,
you know the deal? Yeah, then you bust it. Well,
the nutbreaks because it's all the strings aren't anyway anyway.
All right, Luke, Brian's on with us. We're gonna get
to this new song coming up in just a second.
But I got a couple of things I wanted to
ask you about, as far as things I've seen on
the internet. And I was watching this clip of you
with a baby, and I didn't have to sound on.
I had no context, and I just thought you were
(07:36):
singing with like a nephew or a niece or something,
because I didn't know that. And then I further investigated
and that wasn't the story. So how did you have
a random baby in your arm while singing? So I
was during all my friends say I I go out
into the crowd, and I'm going through the crowd singing,
you know, all my friends say, we're rocking, Life's good.
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And I see I seem and holding her her. I mean,
it wasn't a baby, but it wasn't a toddler. It
was like six months old rains, you know, you know,
holding its head up. So I'm like, oh, a baby,
this is gonna be this is gonna be amazing. So
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I just grabbed a baby and started singing, and then
to cut up with the mother. I just walked off
from her and just kind of, you know, I guess,
I guess maybe I'll have kidnapping charges. But anyway, I
took him on stage and sang a little bit. It
was a funny moment, you know. And when we you know,
through the craziness of Vegas, you know, when I when
(08:39):
the mother came and got the baby. Um, you know,
I was like, at some point, you know, at some
point this show is so crazy. At some point I
got a baby. And what was funny is my my
fourteen year old Bow. He's on Instagram, so he's always
seeing what dad's up to, you know, And that night
Bow called me. He's like, Dad, did you adopt a baby?
And I'm like, yeah, I'm right home's He's gonna be
(09:02):
a great little brother. You're gonna love him. So it
was anyway, I led him off of the You know,
you're not a guy at least that I know of.
And I've you know, obviously seen you around town. You've
driven over to the house before. You're always in like
a truck, like a normal, nice truck. I've never seen
you like a crazy fancy car. Did you ever have
that stage where you bought some crazy car when you
first started to like make big money or a huge success.
(09:25):
You know. The only the only like fast car I
ever bought was when I heard about the Hellcats coming
out the Dodge, you know, the Dodge Hellcats. I knew
a Dodge dealer, and I called him and I pre
ordered two of them, and I gave one to my dad,
who he still has it, and then I kept one
and I drove it. I probably drove it ten or
(09:47):
fifteen times, and then somebody offered me a crazy price
for it, so I sold it. But I've never been
a I've never been like a fat, you know, a
fast car kind of guy. I m but anyway, but
I'm not that, you know, I'm not that kind of guy.
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I'm always like to disease around in my trust and
take tear up my trust, not a fast tar. As
far as when you do songs with other artists, because
I was listening to Jordan Davis by Dirt a little
bit ago, and Jordan's a close buddy of mine, and
I was just talking to him about the song and
how it's really changed his career. It's a massive song
for him, and I'm sure that you get so many
(10:29):
requests to collaborate with artists, and beyond that you have
to say no too because you only have so much
time and capacity. But why that song with Jordan Davis?
What about it made you go I want to be
on that one? Well, I think the pop world kind
of really started collaborations five six years ago to where
I don't think there is a pop song out there
that isn't a collaboration anymore. But well, I think country
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has morphed into a little bit of that. But long story,
when Jordan sent me the song, it just you know,
I've always told people, do you get the question all
the time? Who do you want to collaborate with? And
I have always said the song will dictate the collaboration.
So when Jordan sent me the song, I really the
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song spoke to me obviously. I mean, I've really been
blessed and have gotten several farms through the years that
I love to go take my boys hunting and fishing on.
So when I heard the song, we just really spoke
to me. And and and like I said, Jordan, Jordan's
just a great, sweet soul down to earth, and I
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just felt like it'd be fun to be a part
of it. You know, I never wanted to, like through
all this, I never wanted I wanted Jordan to have
the credits. I didn't want to inadvertently come in and
like take over the take over the moment for Jordan.
You know, I wanted it to be his baby, his deal.
And I'm it has it all worked out perfect? I mean,
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you know he would He would call me many many
times throughout the life of the song going man. You know,
never never had a song move this fast and all that,
And I'm like, listen, you gotta remember I'm on a
huge song with you. So as an artist, no matter what,
the main thing you can do is be on massive songs.
I mean, anytime you're a part of a massive song, Um,
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no matter how how it happens, you better you better
never take it for granted. So as much as Jordan
was having fun with it, um I was. I was
having as much fun as him. It's time for the
good news lunchbox. There was an old man trying to
get off the bus in Philadelphia. Oh, Sonny, I don't
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know if I'm gonna make it down the stairs. When
three boys jumped into action that got his Walker helped
him down the bus and a bystander started filming it.
He's like, man, those kids did that. No one noticed.
So he walked up and paid each kid for helping
the old man. Oh somebody that just saw it when
I up and giving money, gave money out their own pocket. Yeah,
good for him. He don't have to do that. And
(13:07):
here here's a clip of him saying why he gave
the money. Don't stop doing it, don't stop doing it's
doing that. We see somebody he always helping the guy,
all right, sat little kids? Oh yeah, yeah, little kids.
I didn't think they were like twenty year olds. I'm
talking a little little kids. Yea, and grandpa got off
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the bus. Okay, Yeah, it's good those little kids did
that because they wanted to help him. Also, then the
guy went viral. This guy went viral. Yeah, so he's
probably making money off his video. I'm not saying that.
That's a great story. That is what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. Lunchbox told me he
had to dock the pay of another waiter or waitress,
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and these are always very sensitive things. People get really
mad at him. What happened. So we go to eat
and I took my three kids, and I took my
wife and the two older kids sit down and the
lady comes up, and so I guess she's a waitress, right, Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I think so, right, server? Yeah, I don't know how,
go ahead, server, And she goes, oh, hi, guys, and
(14:14):
she's talking about two sons, and she goes, hey, after dinner,
I got good news. I got candy and ice cream
for you. And I'm like, what, No, that's not how
you start out the conversation at the table. You do
not promise my kids candy and ice cream after the meal,
because guess what all they said for the next thirty
minutes is I want candy, I want the ice cream.
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Where's the candy? Where's the ice cream? Did they sit
there and eat their meal? No, because you know what
they wanted, the candy and ice cream. But I was
not who says I was gonna give my kid candy
and ice cream that night. I didn't plan on buying
ice cream or getting named candy. But this lady just
kept going, oh, yeah, you almost done. I got your
candy and ice And I'm like, no, you can't come
(14:57):
to its table and promise someone's kids kids candy and
ice cream at the end of the meal. Okay, I
do see where that would be difficult. Oh, I did
see where that would be difficult. Okay. So what kind
of restaurant was it? I it was a um restaurant
with like noodles and like a chain, not a chain. Okay,
it's got noodles. No, it's like it's got noodles, it's
(15:19):
got rice. It's like a Chinese restaurant. Yeah, okay, okay.
So you go to this place, you finished the meal?
The ticket for three kids and two adults, Yeah, it's
like fifty bucks. Yeah. What do you tip? I tip
five dollars. Oh my gosh. Okay, So what because you
(15:40):
made my life so difficult and you did something that
you're not supposed to do. How is the service though,
like the real service with the food? Oh she's fine,
she was nice. But the fact that you made my
life so difficult and you promised my kids candy and
ice cream, which you just can't promise other kids. Hey,
I'm gonna give you candy and ice cream at the
end of the boy. Well, some advice that I was
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given pretty recently is that I should judge people a
little more on intention more than what actually is happening,
because I think her intention was to actually be a
good waitress and be there and be like, I'm gonna
provide for you. Actually, I don't think she was really
trying to drive you crazy. I understand it's a bad move.
It's a good waitress at the end, surprise you know
what I mean, don't promise it up front. But even
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if there is no we're not doing sugar that night
or that, I don't That's what I'm saying, Amy, So
you feel me. But there's two different things. It's two
different things. I think her intention was to be like, oh,
there are kids, I'm gonna make them happy. I'll make
the table happy. It didn't hit you shouldn't have done that.
Service wasn't bad. But I think her intention was super
positive and trying to be extra bad move, but I
don't think it deserved cutting half her tip off. Amy,
(16:53):
you feel me, Though I understand what you're saying about.
I don't understand what you're saying is I'm gonna give
you ask m Katy didn't have ill be like I
don't want the male, I want ice gam gandy. Oh
you think yeah, kayob be annoyed the whole meal because
that's all I wanted. Yeah, so I get it, But
I don't think it deserves cutting her money in half,
because I think she was trying to give excellent, excellent service. Yeah,
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I mean she maybe just doesn't have kids, or obviously
or this has worked for her in the past, and
it's like, luckily it's worked out and she's ended up
with a bear tip or something and it just so
happens that it was one of the ruined your life.
I think you said it was juste I didn't say
it ruin my life. It ruined my I mean it
was a stressful dinner kids the whole time. Maybe sometimes
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the kids are better if they know ice creaming that's
what she was gonna say. I mean I would have
used it to my advantage of being like, well, you're
not gonna get that ice cream unless you eat all
your food, Like she was being sweet when your intention
was to be totally loving extra. Yes, so you cut
it and you felt good about that. I felt punished
her because because she can't come to the table promising
(17:57):
my kids something that I didn't say, they could have
do you at least tell her that so she learned
why you did. Because if you cut her tip in
half and there's something you want her to take from it,
you should at least let her know that. No, I
just put im put put five on there, bailed out,
so bones. Do you think he should do five dollars
and then a note underneath? You should not have. I
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think he should tip normally in this situation, or I
should flit the receipt over and write a whole article
about how she's If really you're annoyed by something and
you're tipping or less because of it, then at least
she wouldn't feel like her service was bad. Yeah, and
I don't encourage you to do this, but I'm thinking,
if that is what you're gonna do, she's just like, man,
that's a cheap dude. That stinks and I got less money.
I wonder why. But if you're like, hey, I don't
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don't do this. But if you were like, hey, man,
it really was tough when you promised the kids candy
and ice cream. It made or dinner very difficult, I
wouldn't encourage you to do that on the ticket. At
least she would know why you were a jerk. Well,
I wouldn't a jerk about it. I was nice about
a tip or half. I feel like it's kind of
a jerk move. How are you nice about it? You
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weren't nice at all? You tell her a lesson? I
said nothing, there's nothing nice about it. Yeah, but I
didn't confront her. I didn't make her feel bad about it.
I just said, hey, you know, it's kind of a
lesson learned now. She don't. You didn't. She doesn't know,
that's my point. She doesn't know. She probably has an idea.
She could probably see the mimire in my eyes when
she's promising to read your mind and I've learned in
a relationship that's not I can't expect for Kaitlyn to
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read my mind in any relationship anything. She doesn't even
know you. That's all. You shouldn't have done it. I
don't think you should have tipped her half. But you
feel my pain. I feel a pain than you. No, no, no,
you're on my team. I like it. There's nuance in
this story. Okay, but I'd say, no, bad move, Eddie.
I mean it's fine. I mean, it's what she did
was not a problem. So the fact that he docked
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the tip, it's not a good bad move, Amy, Yeah,
a bad move? No, Amy, What happened with a tip
at your place? I walked away with the you know,
not the customer copy, but the there's the store copy,
so you tipped her already paid, so they took my
credit card, so I paid for my meal lunch right,
and it it wasn't for days later that I found
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the receipt in my person realized I did that. So,
like now my question is can I just go back
and take the receipt with the tip and they run
it and that because all the infos on it, they
know who the server was and whatnot. Right. What I
would do if that bothers you, because it's it's bothered
me to go to Sonic and not tip, and I've
gone back and look for the person the next day,
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what I would suggest you do is just take some
cash whatever you're gonna tip twenty bucks and go back
and ask for them. Just give them cash, and you
know the names that just say this, yea, hopefully they're working,
but wait, you got a free meal. If you tip,
they still know I ran the credit card. That part
they have, but they just don't know. Did I tip
twenty percent? Thirty percent if it bothers, you point, they've
probably forgot about yet. Zero. No, no, they do zero zero,
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they know what they got as zero. It was truly
I that must happen, because I can't be the only
person that's walked off with both copies of the receipt.
Maybe I never heard of that before, so maybe okay,
but I would go back. I can say, hey, is
Mark here? He was my waiter's that's easy. And if
he's not, be like, okay, can I leave this from
Mark at an envelope? Oh yeah, sure, you're gonna leave
a remark? Yeah here, come here, get it to people.
When I was waiting tables, people would drop stuff off
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for me. Yeah, well that's what I'm gonna do. That's
it's easy. Lunch splits in half, amy splitters ud take
an ice cream there? All right? So here is a
janitor that works at a school, up on a little
stage singing I don't nowhere, and people are just shocked
(21:31):
at how good he is. So an elementary school janitor
doing a mic check for an assembly because he's just
setting it up, gets on and things don't stop believing.
And the kids are really young, they're like they're kindergarten
first graders. God, and then he walks off. He's like,
(21:59):
all right, it works, and he flips the buttons a
little bit and he's like, all right, I'm done. Like
he's as he's walking with the mike, he bends down.
He's like, all right, this is good, dude. He's just
singing loud. So he got like tested at A and
(22:22):
A talking amazing and crushes it. So the question is
is he good or is it good because it's unexpected? Right, okay,
because he isn't. He's just dressed to work at school.
He's got a big thing of key's hanging off his
pockets and a hat, oversized collared shirt and some blue jeans.
So let's hear it again. Is it good or is
it good because it's just kind of random because of
somebody who works at the school that you don't know.
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It's a good singer, good, oh good? All right, thoughts
Amy's good. It's good Eddie. Yeah, whether he's a janitor
or not, he's a really really good he's good because
he's a janitor. If you told me that that guy
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was trying to like trying out for idol, he wouldn't
make it to the next round. I don't know that's true.
Let me close my eyes and okay, he comes up
to me. Good, Hey man, I want to be a singer.
Well all right, buddy, Lemmentory, ye sing a little something
for me. Good. I heard much worse than Idol they
got farther. Wow. Yeah, he's pretty good. Yeah yeah, And
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you know he didn't like warm up or anything either,
and he's still really good. Oh dude, he's good. He
sounds like the Journey guy. And you can tell it
wasn't set up because the person recording goes, oh god. Yeah.
They didn't expect that to happen. So they just happened
to be filming. Okay, hold on, go ahead. So they
just happened to be filming him setting up the mic
because they had no idea who was going to sing
because the time how there was a mom there and
(23:49):
they were about to start the assembly or right. But
when they start the assembly, you're good, the kids are
gonna be out on stage everything. They're not gonna be
setting it up. You're filming the set up. How many
times do you guys that maybe don't have to walk
out from the side, And he went to fix it
real quick. How often do you guys at a concert
film them setting up the microphones. But that may not
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even be just a cell phone. That could be like
a camera that they're set up to record the whole thing.
You mean, like they said it's maybe it can definitely
a cell phone, but it could have been a cell
phone set up and they just hit recorrect. Yes, but
you don't like it. It's all set up and him
that good? Who who would become first viral versus this
thing or lunchbox? Are Abby as a singer? Abby? Know me?
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Because I would be so bad? I mean saying she's good.
But you've sang so many times and you've not gone viral.
Have you heard your version of let it Go? I
have not heard it back. I'm saying, go viral. Like
Abby would never not go viral for anything, like for singing,
because she's not good enough and she's not bad enough.
She's just that, she's just whatever. Oh my gosh. If
I'm just being we're just being real. Yeah, like unless
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she fell off stage or like if she just you know,
like smacked herself in the microphone or you know, or
someone attacked her on stage because she was so bad,
like they were like, get off there and then she
would go viral, but she didn't going viral for her
voice and said, you don't like this guy at all,
Richard good All, No, he doesn't deserve to go viral. No,
and it wasn't real. It was set up, set up,
and he's just good because he's a janitor. Okay, we
appreciate your viewpoints. Thank you. I actually like him. Thank
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you great, And don't think it was set up, but
I appreciate you sharing with me what you think. Thank you.
You're welcome. Here's a voicemail from Allison in California. Just
listening to the segment about the life Hacks of what
to do if you run a toiletpaper, and it reminded
me of the story years ago my ex boyfriend was
(25:37):
using our bathroom and when there was a toilet paper
in there, he used the sock trick, which my roommate
found stuffed in the toilet tank. Like months later, I
went confronted. He admitted that it was him. Anyway, got
a chair. I mean, we talked about what you do
with the sock after you have to use it through
(25:57):
at some point you gotta go back and get it.
You gotta go back to the crime at some point
and get rid of the body. You know, all right,
you're Amy's pile of stories. According to a new poll,
the average person wants to see their friends a weekly.
So it's looking like four times a month is the
magic number. I'm thinking about people that KL and I
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really consider friend friends like that we hang out with.
We try to see or go to dinner or have
once a week. But it's only like two or three.
But yeah, that sounds good. Maybe once weeks a little much,
but I say, yeah, once a week's good. Well, a
lot of people feel like they don't see their close
friends as often if they like. But a good night
(26:42):
out with friends is as healing as a therapy session.
So oh that's everything you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, it
does feel good. I like it. You liked that was fun.
But I don't like going out like people. I like
going to their house, right, Well, that's what it means,
Like it doesn't be like out of the club. It's
like could be dinner, club, dinner, yeah, other stick. Yeah,
like we went over to Eddie's house the other night.
(27:02):
That was fun, or you come to our house. We
rarely go out out. That was a couples do we
We've done in a couple of times, but no, I
like the house better because then you got to pay
a bill way for the way to be all that? Yeah,
all right? What else? All right? I know you gave
us an update on your thank you cards sort of recently,
but have you worked on anymore from your wedding? Interesting
you best? I have not. Oh, I'm not. We got
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married in July seventeenth, and I don't know how many
we have to probably eighty percent of them. We haven't
done well. A poll was done and only nine percent
of us are sending handwritten notes now. It's more like
a phone call. Ritten generally is not something expected. I'm
expected to do thank you cards for gifts for weddings,
which I think is terrible idea. We should kill this right.
(27:43):
You started doing video thank you messages or I just
say thank you, or you just know I'm thankful. How
about that you got me a gift? You just know
I'm thankful for the gift. That's my favorite one, right there?
You got to do anything right, Just know that I'm thankful.
But yes, if you sent me a gift, I got
it and I'm so thankful. Thank you it says here too.
They might want to reconsider the whole handwriting note thing
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because it's the most meaningful way to say thanks. So
up a pin and paper from time to time. Absolutely,
it's very meaningful because it takes a lot of time
to do. M Abby, when she didn't get the job
here the first time, sent me a thank you car
for the interview. It's why I hired her. I was
like day she took a lot of time and wrote
that note film. Yeah, yeah, but I'm not. I mean
I try, but I don't because I'm like, oh, I
should rather a thank you. It's four days have gone by,
(28:26):
and I'm like, ah, you know what, it's too late.
They know your things, they know I'm thankful there. Who
was it? I think maybe it was Dirk Spindling that
was in here once in like one year. He posted
some picture and then he was telling us about how
he wrote thank you notes for every single person that
helps out, like for his tour and team. I mean
it was like so many. I mean it lined his
hallway and it wasn't just like one tiny paragraph. I
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mean it was a thoughtful, whole page note person. Well,
I was just thinking, like someone like him be so
busy and like he made time for it. I'm sure
it meant a lot to his team. Okay, So country
quiz who said, I've got people who you say to me,
I don't like country music, but I like you. Okay,
So if it's one person, I can give you multiple choice. Okay,
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go ahead, all right, Kane Brown Okay, he's still in
the running. Go ahead, Eric Church, Okay, I can set
people saying that to him. He was kind of like
a rock vibe. You could like that. Go ahead and
sam Hunt. That's too easy. It's not sam Hunt because
that you think sam Hunt immediately, I'm gonna go Sam
(29:28):
Hunts off the board. Carrie Underwood. Yeah, so it's gonna
be one of the first two. It's gonna be Kane
Brown because Carrie has pop song. So that's easy. So
Kane or Church, I'm gonna go. I don't think Eric
Church would say this in an interview though, where it's like, hey,
(29:49):
man Ayby, I like you. Hem uh. People tell me
all time they don't like country that like me. That
doesn't sound all right. So through my process of elimination,
I'm going with Kane Brown. Amy, the answer is Kane Brown. Yeah, that, folks,
it's high. I never knew it. I just would eliminate
it process elimination. And Kane's point about that is good
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music is good music, and if you focus too much
on labels, then you're going to miss out. You know.
I don't always think that's true, that good music is
good music. And sometime I'm sure there's a rock and
polka song and I don't get it, and it doesn't win.
I don't. I'm just like, I bet or a classic,
like classic music. Classical, yeah, classical, the old big difference.
They're like, this isn't this great? I'm like, I don't.
I don't get it, like it's the greatest, and I'm said,
I'm sure it is. But that good music can't win
(30:34):
with me because I don't understand what's going on here.
Maybe you know not enough trumpet. If you asked me,
I find something in it. I make something up the violin.
I just didn't really do it. If some of those
chopin songs that they're so good, remember the time you
act like you knew classic film. That's my file. That
was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.
(30:57):
Bobby Scott Thompson accidentally fell out of his boat while
out on the Pacific Ocean, and then he watched his
boat sail off into the distance because he couldn't get
back to it, which has to be so helpless lost
at sea, can't see land. He started to freak out, like,
I mean the docean is so big. Yeah, He's like,
(31:19):
is this it for me? So he heard a splash
and that splash was a dang seal and a seal
helped him. He grabbed the seal and he wrote it.
The splash was a seal that Scott described as an
angel that came to help on He said it was
a medium sized harbor seal and it would go underwater,
and he came up and nudged me like a dog
comes up and nudges your leg. After being pushed along
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by the seal, Scott felt determined to swim to the
nearest oil platform, which was far but closer than the land.
He was freezing. He was exhausted. He reached the platform
five hours later. Cruise aboard the oil platform rendered aid.
The coastguard got him to a hospital where he was
treated for hypothermia and more. Wow, that's crazy. This is
(32:02):
Jonah in the whale. But it's what's his name, that's
a seal. Seal? This is crazy. Yes, I don't know.
Or what you could do is if you're Scott and
you just made this one by yourself, you make the
story up and then you have the rights to cool. God. Man,
Now you got me thinking is this even real? Or
was he hallucinating? Because like a few hours at sea
(32:26):
starts saltwater gets to you. I'm gonna take it that
it was real and there was a seal. The dang
thing was like nudging them along. That is crazy. That
is crazy. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good. Let's go over to Amy and get
in the morning Corny. The morning Corny, what do you
(32:47):
do when the astronaut is stressed out? What do you
do in the astronaut is stressed out? Give them some space?
That was the Morning Corny. Want a reaction from Eddie.
Most of the time I think about it like I
don't get it. This one I liked. It is time
(33:09):
to open up the mail bag. Get something. We call
Bobby Bones. My husband and I have been mayor for
five years and have decided to play a game one
evening a week to make sure we get some quality
time together. My husband's idis to get a gaming console
(33:31):
and play video games together. Neither of us have played
video games, have no interest in them at all, but
he thinks it'd be a good way to spend quality
time together, at least as much as playing a board
game or a card game. I disagree because I think
it's a hobby only he will enjoy, and it would
be similar to watching a movie together. You know. I
also think that getting a gaming console could lead to
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him playing more video games and take away from other
times we'd normally be spending together. Is my husband correct
in thinking that playing video games to gether it can
really be quality time? Am I being too paranoid and
not wanting to induce a gaming console into our house
thinking it may become an issue later? Sincerely, hobby hunting
with hobby. My advice is to get a gaming console
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and give him unlimited time to play. All right, that's
the mailbag. Sounds convenient. Here's the situation. There are games
that you two can play together that are awesome and
so much fun. Kaylin and I used to play this
game forget the name of it, Rocket League. That's it
where the cars hit the ball into the goal. Pretty
easy to learn. It's like soccer. But yet you drive
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a car rnor and you try to hit the ball
and you try to angle in the goal. And we
played all the time. We got super competitive at it.
She later lost interest in the video game. I did not.
That was also my introduction to video games. Who knows
video games may be a great hobby for him to
relax too. If you get it. There are games you
can play together and it will be fun. I think, though,
(34:56):
if you're gonna do this, you need to designate. All right,
we're gonna video games this week. All right, we're gonna
play a card game this week. Don't go all video
games all the time, but switch it up a little bit.
But if you get a console, he's going to play
some video games. I don't think he'll be in addict.
I wouldn't play video games if I wasn't playing with
my friends, my absolute friends in a league. I have
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no interest. He just playing to play. I have like
two games that play Madden Football in NBA two K Basketball.
That's it. And anytime I play it's in a league
with my friends. I may not I may play the computer,
but it's in our league. Eddie's in a basketball league
with me. Yeah, the console will be fun for you guys,
but he will play more too, So I would recommend
it because he wants it. It'll just be easier just
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put limitations on it. Sign my wife. But it's good,
it's good. It's good to do. You'll find games that
you like. Amy, you have any advice on this with
a husband. I mean, I'm with you on what you're saying,
and I think that it could be something they do together.
But then yes, go ahead and set the expectations at
the front though, Yes, and that everyone's on the same page. Yeah,
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it's always this. He's gonna buy token, he's gonna get
in trouble is. There's gonna be some trouble here. But
after you get through are you're gonna grow. It's gonna
make him better. Eddie. Man, I wish I can get
my wife to play video games with me. I tried,
and I just feel like she's gonna struggle with how
much he's gonna play. But your wife didn't say let's
play games together. No, No, If this scenario is a
(36:24):
bit different, well you're just going I got a video game,
can play with me? They're trying to discuss games to play,
and he's like, why don't we get a video game? Yeah? No,
we did it at the very beginning. I think we
we did Monopoly. We got Monopoly and we played it
for about one day, and then she was over a
video It was a video game Monopoly. Maybe that's why
she doesn't want to play anymore. But it didn't work
for us. It just didn't work. What do you say
(36:45):
to just be try it? I said, I say try it,
but just be prepared because he will want to play
more video games. He will, but there's gonna be the
expectation of how much time, Like set that boundary ahead
of time, maybe electable golf, and this takes away from
golf time, and he's at home at least doing something
instead of gone. But what my wife says, just because
you're physically there doesn't mean that you're really here. I
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am like here, come touching me time there? Do you
need me to do something? I'm right here? What golf
and video games you don't get the same amount of time,
right Like if you if you're like, oh, I was
gonna go play golf, so I'm not anymore. So now
I get to play five hours of video games. Okay,
what's your argument? No, because I don't have to do
it like that. But it's like maybe I'm gonna go
play golf, and it said no because I played video
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I'm thirty minutes of time or forty five minutes of
a time. Okay, it's just different. If Kaitlin's ever gone
for a whole day, I play videogamest eight hours of
a time, oh for sure, but that almost never happens.
Will almost never do it. Okay, I'm gonna say it's
maybe sometimes the dogs. I forgot to feed the dog
because that's my video, I guess. And then she's like,
did you feed the dogs? Of course I did, slippery
slow and after we feed him at night and I'm
(37:49):
feed him again, I'm like, guys, I'm so sorry I
forgot to feed this morning. I'm so sorry. You're telling
the dog. Yeah yeah, I'm like, I'm so sorry. Anyway,
there's our situation. Get in the video game. It'll be
good for the relationship. Wink wink. All right, close it up.
We've got your that was found to clothe hope. Everybody's
(38:11):
just killing it today. If you have an awesome Wednesday,
it's time for your big stories. Let's go Bobby's stories.
It took me a second to figure the scam out,
but once I figured it out, pretty smart. So a
home in Jacksonville, Florida that has an estimated value of
two point three million dollars was listed on Zillo for
twenty one thousand dollars. So you go and you look,
(38:33):
You're like, it's a huge hoallenge. Wow, only twenty one
thousand bucks. The owners knew nothing about it. The listing
stayed live for about a day, but they got thousands
of views, hundreds of saves. But what it required was
a deposit to schedule a time to go view the home.
So people would send them a little money through a
deposit on zell and they get that deposit to go view,
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and they ran away with the money because that's all
they were trying to do. There's an another scam in Raleigh,
same situation, but it's just like, who's gonna ask for
a deposit to? I don't think I'd fall for that,
but I don't know that I wouldn't if I love
the house, this house of market, having a bollsit here,
having deposit there, I just want to go look at it.
I think they probably would have got more though, if
they'd had the house a little more expensive. Twenty one
(39:17):
case seems almost fat for a two point three million Yeah,
if they'd put it at like one hundred and eighty
thousand dollars, I think people would have been, oh, wow,
this could be legitimate. Here's five hundred bucks for the deposit.
But people were just sending them money. Boom boom, boom,
boom boom. That's crazy. Yeah, so they made a little money,
they ran away. I don't think they have accanto. Wow.
That's from Jacksonville dot com. If you can only keep
(39:38):
one streaming service, that's what they ask folks. What would
it be? I thought about this, so I'm not just
going right out to the top here weighing it all out.
It would be Netflix. It's not the sexiest anymore because
Netflix is the old standard, but it's they just have
pound for pound the best shows. Sometimes a great joke
on the HBO Max and it's killer, but they have
(40:00):
fewer shows that I spend time with. I just go
Netflix because it's just solid. It's solid all the time.
So I'm gonna go Netflix. Amy, Well, HBOMX is a
good one expriensives over there and but I guess what
that said. I don't. I guess I gotta go Hulu
because you can watch Hulu live. We're not doing live TV. Yeah,
(40:21):
that's just streaming, okay. And it's like, I'm just gonna
do Hulu because it has every channel. Well that doesn't
count streaming services. Lunchbox. Oh, it's easy. Paramount plus really
that's random all only one. You have SpongeBob Abs. It
has the challenge All Stars the Real World reunions, like
(40:44):
they go back to like New Orleans, they gone back
to San Francis. They bring the old cast back from
back in the day and they do a little like
where they live in the house again. It's awesome. So
you would do that because of those shows more than
any other streaming service. Yes, and they have a new
show coming out called it is called All Stars Shore
where they're taking reality contestants from all these shows and
(41:05):
it's a party competition. That is all. That's cool. Man.
When do you think you'll age out of this kind
of show? Never? Never? Never? That is my type of drawing. Yes,
I texted that looks good, Eddy, What about you? Number one?
This is easy man, it's gonna do Disney Plus because
without Disney Plus, my kids would go crazy. So Disney Plus. Hey,
(41:26):
you guys want to watch cartoon here two hours, Dad
time low key. And I'm not just saying this because
my show will be on it. Peacock's really good because
they have a ton of great movies, like old school
like nineties and two thousand movies, and they get some
good shows, but they have a great catalog of back
normal stuff. That's where Peacock really thrives. Like a lot
of that NBC stuff yeah from back in the day
(41:47):
is still up there on Peacock. Number one's Netflix. Number
two is HBO Max, number three is Hulu, Disney Plus
at four, and Amazon at five. Why Amazon is so
strong though, as you can buy stuff from some of
the other streaming Correctivous is like rent. Everything's on there?
Where was Paramount plus Paramount plus? Um? This says a
(42:08):
wire hanger for that's that beats Paramount plus and the
wire hanger on the TV fantanna, No, Paramount plus is
at number six to three percent. That's a good show.
It's just it's so new. They're just aren't as many
on there right now. A swimmer survives an attack from
one of the biggest great white sharks ever recorded. Whoa
A sixty two year old swimmer named Steve, was swimming
alone off the California coast when a shark attacked him,
(42:30):
leaving him with severe injuries. Despite losing twenty five pints
of blood, doctors say they expect him to make a
full recovery. A forensic examination of the bite marks on
the body showed that the great white attacked him was
around or slightly more than twenty feet long. Day. I mean,
I'm just picture plus two, so if I'm six one
one what We were measuring something in my house the
(42:55):
other day, Eddie and I were, and I was like,
I need to measure this out to six foot. I
don't have taken us And so I made Eddie lay
down and then I marked a spot and then made
him lay down again. Yeah, that's how the caym ended it.
It measured human bodies. You're six, I said, okay, about
fifteen foot. Here we got this. A dude pulls a
wheelchair scammed cut through the airline security weight. Oh my god,
(43:16):
twenty eight year old guy I wanted to get through.
There's a long line about two hours. So he took
off his shoe, took off his sock, grabbed a wheelchair,
and then pretended that he's hurt and went all the
way through I mean, he breathed through security, got to
the flight crew, and they're like, hey, let's stretch it out.
But then they realized that he was lying about the
(43:37):
whole thing, and so they like, hey, you can't do
this anymore. Yeah. But the story that he's got through,
I'm still going to say it was a good idea.
But he got caught. No, no, he got but he
still got through because he's still got he get fined
or anything. If you're running. He made it to a
flight on time, and then they shame him. All right,
he still didn't miss his flight. The line's long at
TSA just jump in a wheel chair and they let
them go to the front. Lad Bible. Lad Bible has
(43:58):
that story. He got a couple more here inside the
Big Stories. A woman tries to get through baggage claim
with over one hundred live animals. So here you go,
somebody else at the airport and they're trying to smuggle animals.
Two women were arrested after an X ray and spectrum
reveal more than a hundred live animals in their luggage.
Wildlife officials said one hundred and nine animals were discovered
in two suitcases, two white porcupines, two armadillos, thirty five turtles,
(44:24):
fifty lizards, and twenty snakes. Yeah it's not funny anymore,
is USA today? If that bag comes open, yeah you're done.
Snakes on a plane, Well, how do they live? They're
gonna die on the flight. The bags are big, and
I guess they've done this before. But because this is
such an operation, they spent so much, I would think
they know what they're doing with them. I mean some
(44:44):
may some may die. It seems weird that a porcupine
can be on with the turtle, and I mean armadillos,
the white porcupine, and yeah, they're probably in their own
little cases inside them. I don't they just crammall is
every being? Like? All right, guys, I was thinking it
was just zipped up with the animals, a bottle a
war in there. Worry about it. They're a little cramaman Zepp.
(45:06):
I literally thought you put him in there like up.
Twenty seven year old woman is now her ex boyfriend's stepmother.
There's a great story. I don't understand. A twenty seven
year old woman picture one anymore is now her ex
boyfriend's stepmother. She married her ex boyfriend's dad's great stuff. Man.
This is a twenty seven year old woman who married
her ex boyfriend's father. Has revealed how the perform a
(45:29):
close connection when she was in sixth grade despite a
twenty four year age gall and it went from that
too romantic later in life. But they're married now. Sidney
Dean twenty seven, all fifty one about you're the ex boyfriend?
What do you do? He was? She was? She was?
I've been there. Oh god, oh god. After Sydney broke
(45:55):
up with her then boyfriend, they remained friend. She began
spending more time with his family, mostly his dad. Oh
my god. They started sixteen, but she was sixteen. This
is not this is not legal. I guess it depends
what state. I don't know. I don't know. I don't
know the rules. But they didn't get wrong. State hasn't
changed that long. But they weren't romantic till sixteen. They
were just friends before that. Like so, I don't know,
(46:18):
and I don't like. There used to be a site
called Age of Consent dot Com. But I don't go
there anymore because I don't want people. I don't want
even like what is it? Oh yeah, we don't look
at it because we don't want in our browser history
people to be like, all right, le Sue has been
to ageconcent dot com today and gonna kick their door
open and arrest Them's Amy. They're from Ohio. So if
you could check that out age of consent in Ohio
(46:41):
sixteen it is so listen, I don't know this is true.
Let me say it. They're probably saying sixteen because that's
the first time that or maybe they waited up. She
was saying, I don't know, Like, Okay, I get it.
In the state of Ohio, you're giving six year olds
if they want a day to eighteen or nineteen year olds. Okay,
you have the power to make your own decision. Mike
old Man, Yeah, well he's probably thirty. If you did
(47:02):
the math, he's probably like thirties forty year sixteen someone
that's thirty or forty. I agree, but it's not a
seventy year old and it's all it's creepy. Yes, yeah,
he was forty when she was sixteen. I think, Yeah,
it's still messed up. I just I'm forty two. I'm
not gonna call forty old old like I'm fighting for
that and said, well, now I'm googling state with lowest age. Okay, hey, Google,
(47:24):
where can I go? Okay? Um, oh, probably sixteen. I
can't imagine anywhere in the state. No one's looking to
be going anywhere. We should change that, Ohio, lawmakers, you're
listening with Pennsylvania, Rhode Island like they're not the only ones.
It's just like I think sometimes there's so many laws
(47:46):
they forget to go back and we should forget about.
So they're at sixteen, they're allowed to but they can't
sleep with their teacher though. Yeah, that's weird. That's because
a teacher, he's what state has an aged can please
tell me? This is old North Carolina says thirteen. That
cannot be right. That can't be right. Um, yes, because
(48:07):
the teacher has power over the student. Okay, yes, but
but but you can be a student in eighteen and
you can't do it either too, So it's not just
the age thing relationship. Yeah, okay, any keep slapping our
desk radio talk because I don't know if this this
is Wikipedia, so it should be absolutely accurate. But I'm
(48:28):
seeing some other ages. I'm seeing like fourteen thirteen, but
we don't know this is true. Okay, yeah, representatives from
each day. You could please call us story on the phone.
It's Carol in Massachusetts. Carol, good morning. What's going on? Hi?
(48:49):
How are you doing? Pretty good? What can I help
you with? So? I was just calling m because I
was listening to Lunchbox and I love lunch Box when
he's not being so negative. So you love him like half? Well? Yes,
(49:09):
so like when he does his bit about bone head
story and everything, he's so animated and he just makes
me laugh, which I think is great, But he doesn't
offer any positive like he could help with Abby's singing
or anything. So my thought was, does he ever think
(49:32):
like you? When you put salt in someone's coffee, It
doesn't make your life sweeter. It's interesting when she starts
to lay it out, you do have a beef with everybody?
No, no no, no, about something. What is this young lady's name, Lady, Carol?
Go ahead, Carol, No, no no, Carol. I try to help Abby.
I tell her to take singing lessons for Christmas. I
(49:53):
gave her a book Singing for Dummies. It's supposed to
teach you things to help you're singing. But she doesn't
take that. She doesn't take that um advice. She gets mad.
I can't believe you would, jem me, I need singing lessons. Okay, fine,
andsually didn't say that. We said that for her. We
said it was an insulting gift because she did it
as an insult. No, no, that's what I'm saying, So, Carol,
I tried to help these people out, but they don't
(50:14):
listen to me. I think honorary doctorates are crazy, Like,
he did nothing to earn a doctorate. He didn't go
to school, he didn't even he never took one class
at the university. He got a doctorate from it. That's
crazy for all the people that worked hard for it. Amy,
There's millions of people out there like me that are
struggling actors and she just gets a role for nothing,
well not for nothing. A year goal in life is
(50:36):
to win the lottery from nothing an investment. Yeah, but
he does have a beef with everybody, like what about Eddie?
What is he hated about Eddie? That? Well, when I
first started the show, he did not like me. You're
taking his time. Yeah, no, no no, no, when my mic time.
It was the way he would talk to me. How
did I talk to you? He would say things. I
had to pull him side. You ain't gonna talk to
(50:56):
me that way, Like how would he talk to you?
He was like, I don't remember the exact what we
were talking about it, but I was in the hallway
and I said, somebody go yeah, right, and I'm not
doing that for you. And I was like, okay, like
we're not gonna have that. Like his job was a
video guy and he was supposed to video something and
he was he was like, I'll do it bye, not you.
And I was like, there's no way that happens. He
(51:18):
has stories and I think maybe a little bit of
it happened, but he kind of recreates. Eddie still has
this issue about filming stuff for work, Like he's like,
I'm not gonna exactly am I right? Amy, No, I
haven't dealt with it. I think something similar. Yeah it's
not me I'm saying, I think, but Eddie, it's been
a similar thing some people, Thank you. I just think
(51:42):
lunch Box maybe he's probably added a little flare to
the stays at Eddie. Did I pull you aside and said,
oh yeah? He sat me down collar. He sat me
down and said, you will not talk to me like that.
That's right. And I was like, you know, I was
just joking, right, because well I didn't catch that, and
he said, don't do that. Oh yeah. The point is
if anybody has anything and he doesn't have it, lunchbox
(52:04):
is going to find a way to hate on it. Wrong.
I try to help people in life, and so that's
our point. You don't try to help people. What would
your help to me when they go to school? What
about you go to school? Finisher degree? I don't want it.
I got a job. That's great. They're honoring there, honoring
(52:25):
you with your achievements, and you didn't achieve anything. What
are you talking about. It's an achievement based thing. They're like,
look look at your career, what you've been able to do,
and look at what you're give them back to the state.
We want to recognize you as an honor. Oh boy,
as an honor like you didn't. I mean, if they
want to give you a key to the city, Okay,
that's fine, that's that. That doesn't take away I'm talking
(52:46):
about you're getting up in front of people that are
actually working hard to get a degree to go. Hey,
if you guys put in effort, you can accomplish great
things too, and inside outside of college. All right, I'm
just saying I don't think it's I think honorary doctors
are at you would take one, I'll take Hey, Carol,
you bring up a great point. I don't know what
(53:08):
needs to be done with him. Nothing. I mean that
nothing needs to be done. But I'm saying for him
to change his outlook. I think he you know, old
dog new tricks ain't gonna happen here, Carol. I think
I'm a pretty positive person. You're not well in some ways,
I know. I'll take that back. In some ways you are.
But we were reading um Bobby's book my eight year
(53:28):
old grandson, and he actually said to me, which is
why I called, because I wouldn't have called, But he said,
I wonder if Lunchbox did this in school? Was it
like the first book when he dumped a candy on
Amy's head? Is that is that the story you're talking
about when Amy first started and he ated her? No,
When I was reading your book with my grandson, yesterday,
(53:53):
oh the dog, Oh kids. Yeah, And we listened to
the show all the time, and my grandson is here
and and I was like, oh, that's not a good
message if he thinks that he's mean. And I was like,
oh no, I said, Lunchbox, just please a part on
the radio. He's really a really nice guy. He has kids.
(54:15):
And then I was like, this isn't good because I
know that Lunchbox has a good heart. So I just
thought that it would maybe a good time to call
and say, like, just be positive about other people and
then just try to maybe do what you want to
do in your life based on what you're not liking
(54:36):
that other people are getting accomplishment for change a role.
You know, I'm gonna be that role in the show anymore.
Be a lover something cool, like that's cool. Man. When
I didn't like when you made the whole famous se congratulations,
I went to the ceremony. I supported you because you
earned that. I believe you got a free ticket and
we paid for you to go to Chicago. I did
a hotel. Yeah, that's why you went. I probably want
to pay my own way. Um, Carol, thank you. You
(54:58):
bring up a wonderful point I'm glad you shared it
with us. He's so young to be a grandma too.
I probably just sound yeah, just sound young. But thank you.
What are you doing later? All right, Carol, have a
great day. Tell your grandson. I said hello and thanks
for reading the Stanley book. And it is what it is.
With Lunchbox. He is a good guy, but he does
(55:19):
get very jealous of people and think anybody has something,
he should have it. Right. Yeah, if I don't get something,
and why should anybody else have it? That's the point. Okay,
thank you much. Back. When Scuba wins five hundred dollars
in water, it's a little frustrating. I spend more. Awesome
because I spend more money than Google on. Five hundred
dollars came in and the most you've ever wanted all
(55:40):
your years as two fifty. Yeah, Scooba doubled you up.
That's awesome. All right, thank you, Carol, Thank you everybody
for listening down. Sorry, today, this story comes to us
from Vermont. A twenty four year old man was wanted
for burglary. That go to his house to arrest him,
and is they're about to put the cuffs on him.
Here comes his dad in an excavator and he takes
(56:01):
the bucket of the excavator start swinging it at the cops.
Family hashtag. I mean what do they say that the
apple don't fall far from tree? Yeah? They say a
lot of things, that's one of them. Yeah. Wow, the
video is unbelievable to hardcore weapon, I mean an excavator
that yeah, and what do they do because a gun
(56:23):
doesn't beat an excavators. You can see him diving out
of the way and the guy is still laying on
the ground and they're diving out of the way of
the excavator and he finally stops. And then here comes
the mom and tries to pull the cops off or
some mom too. Yes, the mom shows up on a
wrighte and mower. They all are that's crazy. So what
happens to all of them? So the son and dad
were arrested and the mom was issued a citation. You
(56:45):
know what's craziest about this it's daytime. Yeah in the
video it's a daytime blue sky. I expected it to
be like two in the morning, everybody drunk or something.
That's I mean, it is crazy. And the police said,
we did not get that training in the academy. I mean,
the guy's pretty good excavator, Like you could you know
how they did that movie Catch Me If you Can
and the guy was like stealing money and Leonardo they
(57:06):
used him later to actually stop criminals. Yeah, like this
guy could teach some excavator classes. Like you're pretty good
at this thing. All right, Yeah, I'm Lunchbox. That's your
bone head story of the day. It's not new, but
there's a documentary on Netflix called My Octopus Teacher. I
watched it a year and a half or so ago.
Lunchboxes scene that he watched it because I was talking
(57:26):
about it. Yeah, and you thought I was an idiot
because I was like, it's a good documentary about octopus.
I thought it was gonna be so stupid. I was like,
how weird and it was so good? Well, only octopus anymore?
After it? Will you eat octopus? I haven't had octopus
in two years. Two years. Yeah. Before that, he's miss Rock.
Everybody knew he was like the best octopus in town.
You know. Interesting. So it's a little weird, but it's
(57:47):
really good. Eddie finally watched it. I did it because
of us. I did because you guys kept talking about
I mean, you've been talking about it for about a year, okay,
and I regularly it comes out when we talk about octopuses.
That's like every two days exactly. But dude, it's actually
really really good. It was one of those where like
I can't believe, like lunchbops, I can't believe I'm watching
this whole thing, and I loved it. But you gotta
(58:07):
you gotta feel like this dude's weird, right, Oh, there
are some weird elements to it where again I thought
many times he was gonna start making out or making
love to the totally yeah, and so that and then
I'm like, this guy's going to see this octopus every
day for a whole year. I can't go to my kid,
I can't drop off my kid at school every day
this day, and like something always comes up, like how
do he make the time to do it every single day? Well,
(58:29):
they interview his wife and she's like, he just loves it,
and I'm like he should feel about you haven't seen
you as much as seeing the octopus. That's funny because
my son actually we were watching together and he goes,
where's his wife in this? Is she cool with this
whole he's in it, right, doesn't she make an appearance
or to it? He talks about her that never shows. Okay, yeah,
are we sure he has a wife? Then I was
addressed at some point, But yeah, he goes every single day.
(58:50):
Anything else pop out to you? I mean, I really
just think that octopus are probably the coolest things ever. Like,
what about octopus? The guy wh just thought it was
a girl? How does he know right it's a girl.
I think he just wanted to be a girl. It
makes me love to the octopus exactly. I think he's
in love with the octopus exactly. He did say that
he's like I would, I was in love with her
who I don't know is that true? He said I
was in love with her because I don't love. Maybe
(59:11):
he just loved That's why he was right on the
edge at all times. Amy of me going and they're
playing like slow music, and I'm like, he's gonna do it?
Oh no, Well now I feel like I'm gonna have
to watch how you should? You can sure I have
not been sold until this moment because he makes love
that's you know, I don't really want to do it,
(59:32):
And I'm like, well, you can set on dirty the doctopus.
Maybe no, because now all three of y'all have seen it,
and I'm feeling left out. I don't think you're going
to come away from it going wow, I'm so fulfilled
by that. But it's interesting. And then octopus is octopi, octopuses,
it is. You can say risky, but this is Yeah.
(59:52):
I think you'll come away going, Oh, they're as smart
as we are, they just live in a different part
of the world. Yeah, crazy good. Eddie, rate it? Oh gosh,
I mean for a documentary about and I just read it.
Rate it out. For just read it, I will go
four and a half. The Blind Sharks got it. I
have a question, how did you always know where to
find the octopus? Do you say we're commune to find
(01:00:14):
kaylin a DM DM and be like, hey, hey don't
because I figured they haven't have to watch it to
swim in. You have to watch it. We gotta go,
Bobby Bones,
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
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