WEDS PT 1: Lunchbox Was The Victim Of A Serious Crime + ChatGPT Roasted Us + Above Or Below Ground Game

Lunchbox claimed he was a victim of a serious crime. He came in with the evidence and said he is lucky to be alive. He was a bit shaken up but was ready to tell the story and find the person who did it. We played the Above or Below game where Bobby gave everyone a celebrity and they had to guess whether the person is alive or not alive aka above or below ground. Bobby read roast jokes that were generated by ChatGPT and they cut deep.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting what's up everybody, Welcome to Wednesday Show Morning Studio.
I'll give you a celebrity tell me a live or
not alive survivor's style.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Amy Bob Barker is the example.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, not alive.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
We will say dead dead feels it's too harsh. They are.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, they're not alive. A good feeling out there? Okay, Amy,
what how about.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
What just above her? Underground?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Expired?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Below ground is kind of funny?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah, I just say above and below.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I kind of like that above or below because above
grounds alive. Yeah, Amy, Olivia Newton John above ground or
below ground?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Below?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Below ground is correct. Show pop up on my.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
TikTok sometimes because I get a lot of seventies and
eighties Country Music Awards shows. She's been country star for
a long time and was really talented. Was Australian, was
also in Greece. That is correct. She has below ground.
Died in two thousand and two. Lunchbox, Yep, somebody you
saw a concert Tony Bennett.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Didn't see Tony Bennett.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Lady Oh, I did see Tony Bennett Lady Gaga at
the Cosmopolitan Las Vegas, and I mean phenomenal, phenomenal. I
could not believe how good Lady Gaga can sing, and
that Tony Bennett dude was so old, but that dude
could sing so well. Unfortunately, a few years after I
saw him, he went underground.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
So you're saying, oh, below grind below.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
That is correct. He died in twenty twenty three. Eddie
Dick van Dyke from The Dick Van Dyke Show. Yeah,
I think he's below ground. I said, I hope he's
below ground. Yeah, below ground feels that's an objective position

(02:07):
because feel like, yeah, think he's alive.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
He said, I hope he's below ground. I know, I
didn't mean to say that.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
For the game's sake, I think he's below ground. Dick
Van Dyke is alive. No, he's ninety nine years old.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Wow, congratulations he's still around and he.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Was born in nineteen twenty five. Dang, wow, Amy, you're
still in it. Above or below ground. Sean Connery, who
played James Bond, sadly, he's below he died in twenty
twenty that's correct. Lunchbox president Jimmy.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Carter, Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
I don't think I was around when he was president.
You were not. I wasn't good.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Yeah, And unfortunately he knows he's no longer around.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
He's below.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
He died in twenty twenty four, one hundred years old.
He has blow ground, not alive. Amy Clint Eastwood.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Clint Eastwood not to be confused with the salad dressing guy.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Paul Newman, because they confused me or Jonathan Ranch. Very confusing.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Okay, look I this is tricky, but I'm gonna go
with above. He's above.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Clint Eastwood is ninety four years old and alive, thriving
lunchbox yep. Barbara Walters, Barbara Walters from Back in the
Day to twenty twenty, I know who you're talking about with.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Hugh Downs and then was on the view and they started.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
The yeah yeah, Barbara Walters, What are you doing, Barbara.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I haven't seen you do an interview in a while.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Barbara Walters twenty twenty. Uh you said Downs, few downs.
So she's down below ground, So you're going below, Yeah,
she's below. She died in twenty twenty two. Correct, who
that long ago?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Amy Screech from Saved by the Bell, Dustin Diamond, Oh
my gosh.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Did he die? Did he die?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I could have just thrown some randoms in there.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
I feel like I feel like maybe he died, but
I don't know. He could be alive. Men my name, bo.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Oh, my gosh, above her below ground? He didn't answer
above below?

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Oh did it?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:51):
That was sad. He died in twenty twenty one.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, right out to his book or right before his
book Lunchbox for the Wind. Yeah, Yoko o No. Do
you know who Yoko Ono is?

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah? She's someone with the Beatles. Okay, so you know enough.
She's the woman with the Beatles. Was she in the band? No?

Speaker 4 (05:11):
She was married or she's the reason they broke up.
But I don't know who she liked unless she married,
was married to?

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:21):
But Yoko oh no? Above ground or below ground? Yoko's
above correct, ninety two years old.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
He is our winner.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Man's anonymous.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Anonymous sin b.

Speaker 6 (05:39):
Is a question to be.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Man.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Hello, Bobby Bones. My boyfriend and I have been together
for five years. I have no doubt that he loves me.
But whenever I bring up marriage, buying a house, or
anything that looks like a long term plan, he dodges
the conversation or makes a joke. I'm not even hung
up on how we define commitment. I just want us
to build something real together. How do I know if

(06:08):
he's just slow to commit or if he's never actually
going to signed girlfriend for life? I think this is
very common. The first thing I would do is look
and see if he has allegiance to a sports team,
like a lifetime allegiance to a sports team, and does
that sports team suck. If so, and he remains allegiance
to that team, he'll be able to commit at some point.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Oh, that's like an indicator for commitment. Yeah, like, because
you're loyal.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
At least even when times are bad. You're loyal, You're committed.
Crap goes wrong. I mean, look at me. I'm a
massive Arkansas Razorbacks fan in a Cups fan. There's nobody
more loyal and committed than me. Now I can understand too,
how guys are afraid of commitment. You ever hear the
saying why buy the cow if you can get the
milk for free?

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, so, I think naturally that happens with guys unless
the cow starts to threaten to not be in the
pasture anymore. So we're gonna take what we can take,
unless maybe we can't take it anymore, and then we
have to reevaluate a little bit.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah, I feel like with you, you are loyal and
committed and similar to Arkansas, like to your now wife,
but you had to meet the right cow like you
weren't gonna be that it had to beat Caaitln.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
That is true, but I will say it sounds like
they've been together long enough at the point with Caitlyn,
though I already knew, you knew where they are now
in this email, I already knew. So this is what
I'm gonna say, dude, If you rattle the cage hard
or you're gonna scare them, and I'm gonna tell how
it's gonna play out, he's gonna be like stop, he's
gonna run away for a minute, he's gonna come back,

(07:44):
and then he's finally gonna commit. Like that's option one,
rattle the cage. Number two is you can slow roll
it and go, hey, look, I would really love to
start talking about things we're committed to. Is there any
chance that and you give him a date that seems
far away, like a month from now, that we can
actually talk about what our plans are, because he's gonna

(08:07):
feel like that's forever a way I'll commit to anything
A month out no matter what it is. I've committed
to so much crap four or five, six months out.
Then when it gets here, I'm like, oh man, I know.
So if you get him just to commit to that day,
that's the first role in the slow role of getting
him to commit to everything else. It's not that he
does and love you or want to be with you.
It's that guys, we're.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
The cave man. You got make us want know what
we want.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
You know, so you can rattle a cage and like, hey, pooper,
get off the pot, or you can slow roll it. Hey,
I know you don't like talking about this stuff. I
get it, and I understand why. But is there any
chance June first we can talk about this, make him
commit to the date to start talking about commitment.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
If you just a little snail crawling slowly, it'll be
much easier for everybody.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Why don't make us work like this.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
It's a little stupid. Yeah, well yeah we're stupid. Yeah yeah,
we were trying a million years, a million years true evolution.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
But don't take it as he doesn't love you, want
to be committed to you try one of those two
and if that doesn't work, hit his bag. We'll set
you up with somebody new perfect. All right, there you go,
close it up. A couple of updates. One to have
this massive bag of lucky Charms marshmallows a twenty five
pound bag, and I offered anybody a thousand bucks to

(09:26):
eat the bag, and they were like, I don't know.
I said fifteen hundred. Then all of a sudden their
tone changed like, let me think about it. And then
it was we could divide and conquer this thing where
Scuba and Lunchbox. He'd have the bag and they split
the money like that was kind of the last place
we were. And then I got an email go on, hey,
I think we may have a sponsor that wants to
be involved in this, and I'm thinking myself, they're crazy.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Really well, that's amazing. It's not lucky charms that would
make sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
And so I've heard nothing about the sponsor Scuba, any update.

Speaker 7 (09:59):
On the spont Yeah, they weren't able to make it
happen as a dental sponsor, so we can just move
on from that.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
I also didn't think they should jump in.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
A dental sponsor.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah sure, yeah, yeah. The more research I do on
the bag of marshmallows. The more it is probably gonna
kill you. Guys if you eat half the bag.

Speaker 8 (10:17):
Whoad not kill, but you wouldn't be good for a while. Yeah,
you can still do it, but the bag is still
sitting here. But now the bag's like three weeks old.
So let me go get a taste to one. Okay,
what's gonna taste good?

Speaker 2 (10:33):
No, I mean it may not do. This bag is
sit on this floor.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yeah, like if these are stale, that would be hard.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
To So lunchbox is going into the bag.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
It's not even enjoyable.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
And we're gonna have to have an answer here today,
right now here. He goes, oh, I heard a crunch.
I heard a crunch. They must not be stale. He's
getting more now he's going in for two, but he's
lowering the limit of the bag. See that's it, no
more because we can't we can't have to be twenty
four point nine pounds.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
I just maybe got a good one.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Okay, So lunchboxes eating the marshmallows, how do they taste?
They taste o like Lucky Charge marshmallows.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
My question is did someone buy a bunch of boxes
of marshmallow Lucky chargers and then separate them.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
I would think that from the factory there's just a
bunch of leftover.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Marshmallows because they sell these.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, yeah, that might be the dumbest question we've ever heard.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
So let me preface this, let me ask let me
ask you any questions. I don't know if they're exactly
lucky charge because the.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Rainbows are a little different like knock off. Or it
could be marshmallows that didn't come out perfect. Yeah, made
by the same place you got them at the outlet. Yes,
so you go to the school. Would you like to
taste them? So, guys, we either got a pooper, get
off the pot with this seven hundred and fifty bucks apiece.
You don't need to do it just because it's a bit.
You can also just go I'd rather preserve my health.

(11:54):
Or if you'd like to do it for seve hund
and fifty bucks each, I'm happy to give it a run.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
But it's up to you. Guys. You have two hours
to do it, since it's in half.

Speaker 7 (12:02):
Based on the texture that you're cheering their lunchbox, is
it still good to where we should?

Speaker 2 (12:05):
You know how?

Speaker 7 (12:05):
When it gets stale, it becomes soft, it's it becomes
more like a marshmallow versus that crunchy texture, which is
he's still eating.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Looks like I'm trying to figure it out. We're gonna
need an answer here, guys. Would you like me to
bring you a couple so you can taste it? No,
I trust you. I'm in still If you're in Wow, amazing, Mike.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Will you google what happens if you Our health is
good at and a half pounds of our health has
already been deteriorating rapidly that you don't have to do it.
So I, guys, I'll tell you what. I'll play this song.
Oh and I don't know, guys, I'm not saying this
is an omen. Holy crap, I'm not saying this. I

(12:45):
just saw something. I'm not saying this is an omen.
But on the back side of this song we will
get an answer. The song is from cam Brown and Marshmallow. No,
I didn't plan it because I don't pick the music.
Another good little stale Caine Brown and Marshmallow miles on it.
And then we'll get an answer on this. And you

(13:07):
guys have to give it. You can say no, but
you can also get well. I won't to say rich,
but have a little extra, you know, a little extra
pocket money. This bag twenty five pounds of marshmallows, Lucky Charms, marshmallows,
Scuba and Lunchbox. I have decided to let them if
they want, they'll have two hours to split the bag
and eat the whole thing. But at Lunchbox is still
eating the marshmallows now, just making sure they're not stale.

(13:29):
The bag's been sitting in here for two weeks. I
bought the bag off Amazon. I just thought it was hilarious.
Do you want to do it? Because we have to
have an answer yes or no today, Scuba, Steve, are
you in?

Speaker 2 (13:43):
I am in? Lunchbox? Are you in?

Speaker 7 (13:45):
That's that's that's where we need to be together. I
can't do this solo. So if he's out, then I'm out.
I gotta be honest with you.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, b B. I had about seven of those marshmallows. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
After about four of them, they started to taste some
pretty terrible.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
I don't think that taste though, No, no, no.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Like terrible. And about the money that has that money taste.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
That tastes pretty good. I mean, they're just starting to
be stuck about teeth already.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
I did not raise it up though, to like sixteen hundred,
so it's eight hundred each.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
I just remember that.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah. Oh man, so I mounted Scuba's out. Oh scoobah.
So I mean if you're in, I think he's drunk
on marshmallows.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, can get you don't get too many, though, because
it'll but if he's gonna be full on seven of them,
then I'm gonna be there eating the majority of them.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Oh that's true.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yeah, because it's a team effort, so one of you
could actually do three quarters of the work.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
They dissolved quick.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah you just had one though, No, but I mean
I have about seven of them.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
It was real quick, Like I put it in one
bite and it was like I could feel it dissolving.

Speaker 8 (14:48):
Like.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yes, you could get hyperglycemia when there's too much sugar
in the blood, often due to insufficient insulin to the
body's inability to use insulin properly.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
You know a lot of that now. I mean, you know,
I don't know if you're gonna.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Get it from one sitting, but I mean I just
want three diabetes, Yeah, I mean you have that every
day for sure.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
You get diabetes. Yea lunchbuckety to answer, I think you
can do it. Man, you have ten seconds.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
You're on the clock for ten seconds. Our listeners get
annoyed when we drag stuff out.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
I do too, But I.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Man, I'm just saying, like, after hearing about hyperglosslamia, yeah close,
and having some of those marshmallows, you think you have
it now already, I'm not gonna be out many.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Okay, Hey, I'm not even they're not They're not. I can't.
I got to having seven of them. I can the
taste in my mouth and my stomach. I can't. I
wanted to do it so bad in your old age,
I can see you not want to do well. What
are you doing? I'm just saying you're older geant, No,
you're not. I'm younger than you are. You don't even
know you are because you won't tell us your real age.

(15:59):
What is that real?

Speaker 9 (16:00):
Right?

Speaker 2 (16:01):
We were not age? How old scuba?

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Consuming twelve and a half pounds of Lucky Chums marshmallows
would likely lead to severe digestive distress.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
That's I have that every day. I can tell you
right now.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
We don't want that, well not, It's not fun but
it's not.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Terrible, and I don't get eight hundred bucks from having
it for free. Good extreme sugar overload. Heck, that sounds
like a fun ride an amusement park. Yeah, everybody else
got on sugar overload and potentially dangerous health consequences, including dehydration.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Just drink water, God brings it. But lunchboxes out. So
we're moving on, everybody. We're moving on. Now do do
that big ass bag over there on the stage.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
We get rid of it, Okay, we toss it. Okay, man,
everybody said, thanks lunchbox.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Thanks, What do you mean me?

Speaker 5 (16:44):
We thought we were you thought we thought you were
the one I was in Dude, I was happy.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
We go. That's true. Okay, we'll move on. We'll move on.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
We're we're fully checked out of this one. Okay, everybody,
nobody ate the bag. We are not passing. Go, We're
not collected two hundred dollars. We're done with the bag. Conclusion. Yeah, concluded, Okay,
thank you Tom.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
It's time for the good news, Bobby.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
A little over a year ago, Donald Reef had a
heart attack and was treated at the University of Connecticut
School of Medicine. So that was scary, but he made
a full recovery and he appreciates all the care that
he received, and he said, I appreciate my recovery to
the hospital as well as the quick work of the doctors,
the nurses, and the support staff, because it hit them
hard and they got them there quick. Now, since then,

(17:30):
Donald and his wife Jean have arranged to donate, and
they were not rich people, but they've been doing a
lot of stuff to raise money. They've donated one point
five million dollars to the hospital to support technology and research,
knowing that the work they're doing to raise the money
and the money that they've given will help other people
get the same care that he got. I just want

(17:51):
to reiterate they're not rich people, because like Elon Musk
does that, you're like one like a nickel, like a nickel.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
It's still nice, but this guy had his life.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
I've changed and decided to go and hopefully change other
people's lives as well. I thought it was a great story.
That's from Yukon today. That is what it's all about.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
That was telling me something good.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
So they want everybody in America to get the real
ID and to me, I guess it just looks like
a driver's license that is harder to fake. And how's
a star. Yeah, I'm just saying there's like something in
it that's harder to make counterfeit. Right, is that the
purpose of upgrading to whatever the real idea is? I
remember years ago they were like, you got to get
the real ID, but then COVID hit and it kind
of kicked. Can the real ID is needed before May seventh?

(18:33):
Today is and ninth? Yeah, April ninth, so you have
less than a month to get the real idea, which
I just planned to put off till the end of
the year. I don't feel like that MAT's working out
for me there. So here's why. The real ID Act
passed in two thousand and five following the nine to
eleven Commissions recommendations. It set stricter ID verification standards to
enhance national security. The rollout has been delayed multiple times,

(18:56):
but is now moving forward, creating long wait times and
confusion and many states and I will say this myself included,
the reason the weights are so long is because we've
all just waited so long. They've had this data up
for a year, like get your real ID before May seventh,
but now that it's about to be May seventh. This
is our test in eleventh grade that we didn't study
for the final. We could have studied for three months ago,

(19:17):
but it's a night before and we're going, oh, crap,
I got a cram And when you cram us all
night and you're tired when you get up. That's the
situation now. So does anyone here have the real? Id me?

Speaker 2 (19:29):
You get Morgan the lunchbox too?

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:31):
I just got it in two years. Why did you
get yours? Because when it.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Came out, I was like, man, I better get it
because everybody's gonna want to get.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
It later on.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
His wife must have taken it.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Yeah, that wasn't a good answer because I was impressed
it with him.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
But then when I asked me in.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
A building, like who was your other one expired?

Speaker 1 (19:50):
No?

Speaker 4 (19:50):
No, I think what happened is if you want to
look this up, really, Morgan, can I see yours wife's talking? Yeah? Yeah,
I do believe they had set the deadline at at
some point, and.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Then now they've extended it. Yes, so that's why I
got it back then it's because the deadline was coming up.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Then you can still at least for an now drive
and use a non compliant license for everyday tasks.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
So, oh that's pretty not your head. Not your head's pretty,
But I'm saying like the ID.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, it's very colorful, and it has two pictures of
her head, the same picture, one big and then one
small in the corner, and it has a heart. It's
almost like money when money started to you can hold
up to the light and there were more lines inside
of it, so you couldn't counterfeit it. It feels it.
That's pretty legit.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
I want to get it looks good now.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
And I think the real ID part is.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
The star on the top right, Yes, you see the
star there? Yeah, it's big. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Huh.

Speaker 10 (20:47):
Well, so if you do already have the star, which
some people have, they did start the real ID thing
a while ago.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
So if you do already have a star, then technically
you don't need a new one.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
So like, my ID expired on my birthday, so I
got a new I D like online, Like this is it?

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Do you have a start on it?

Speaker 8 (21:02):
No?

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Yeah, I know you have to, it says on the top.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Not for real ID purposes. Oh did you get a joke?
Like a movie pop to the flea market? Look it's pretty. Oh,
yours is pretty, but I don't it has the heart. Yeah,
your seys not for real ID. I purpose, dude, that sucks.
I got tricked.

Speaker 11 (21:19):
Yeah, because you can't just renew what you did with
that is you just used your old photo and did
it by mail.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
You have to go.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
In demand of spiking his deadline approaches states like Pennsylvania,
New Jersey can't. You almost can't even get in. Only
twenty six percent of Pennsylvanians have had one. If you're
gonna fly, you have to have a real ID or
a passport. Yeah, Like that's if you just want to
get on a Southwest fly screwed.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
I don't have either. He's going nowhere. I'm not flying anywhere.
That stories from CNN.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
But yes, you have less than a month to get
to whatever the real ID places.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
And Morgan, you can go online and a lot of
states and like set stuff up.

Speaker 10 (21:59):
Well, so I know in ours you can go online
and put in all your forms. So here's the big
thing is like when people get there, they don't have
all the necessary forms they have to.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Get the real ID.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
You're saying, if I went be prepared, most people like
myself would get there and not have everything I need,
so we'd have to like come back.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yes, and you don't.

Speaker 10 (22:15):
If you want to avoid that happening, make sure you
submit your forms online and then have those forms ready
so when you go in and you do have to wait,
it only happens once.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
So man, the waiting that's so stressful. It's the hardest art.
Hard is get that. I know he beat me to it.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
I have an idea.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Go ahead?

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Should we all go together?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yes, always wants to hang out all the time outside
of the show.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
More fun to wait in line together.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
Well, you can check it on lines, so you're going
to be in line that you can see six minute wait, boom,
put your name in, go, you're there.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Okay whatever.

Speaker 10 (22:52):
There is a queue too, so at least in Nashville,
there's a cue that you can enter online and then
show up close to when your number gets called.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Listeners. It could be listening in any state. What do
you recommend they do?

Speaker 10 (23:05):
I definitely recommend they check their website first to see
if any of these are an option.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
There may be places that's not an option, the.

Speaker 10 (23:10):
Form submitting or the queue, but I do think they've
gotten at least a little bit better about trying to
prepare for all of this. So I would check your
DMV website before you go and try and get some
more information and then go.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Okay, so less than a month, and if you're listening
on one of our affiliates in Canada, good for you, guys.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
You don't have to deal with this. I'm envious. Do
you have to deal with this? Okay?

Speaker 1 (23:30):
I feel like this was a good educational segment because
I have to do it and I've been putting it off.
But Lunchbockprently got his nineteen years ago and.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
I'm been sitting pretty for a while.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
You guys are living old school. We are living old school.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Uh and it sucks ready because he just got one
and he says not real counterfeits.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Something called telephobia.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
I want to play this clip because this is the
stupidest phobia I ever heard of.

Speaker 6 (23:56):
So it's called telephobia, and it's a fear or anxiety
around on making and receiving telephone calls. Seventy five percent
of them say they never answer a phone call. But
this is causing problems for when employers reach out for
interviews or gen zs have to make a phone call
to make a dentist appointment or something, and many students
struggle with phone interviews because they haven't had the chance
to practice. So now workshops are being held to help

(24:18):
them feel more confident with students practicing everyday calls like
making doctor's appointments. One career advisor is suggesting people practice
with like a note card with like cheap notes, choosing
a quiet space, and using breathing exercises to calm the nerves.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
I hate talking on the phone. I'm awkward to getting
off the phone. All this we've talked about, but I
don't have a phobia of the phone. And the fact
that they want people to practice talking on the phone
that's hilarious and breathing.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yeah, And that certain companies are having to hire coaches
if you.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Go to a class to learn how to talk on
the phone. Yeah, Like that's an issue. I watched a
TikTok where people were there was a barrier between them,
like they'd opened the door and left it between them
and the person on once I was forty in the
person I was up to twenty, and they were like,
do it and you guys will get it, but do
the hand sign for answering the phone, Amy, go yeah, Morgan,

(25:08):
what would be your hand sign France from the phone?
So yours is the same? Uh so that the phone
if you were to do like the Hawaii I love you,
that's how older people do it. But people that never
had a phone that has that shape, it's all been
cell phone.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
So what is it just your hands? Like that's so weird.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
That is weird because we're used to like the receiver
and the talking part.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
The other one was okay, now what's the sign for
hanging up the phone? And now you'll know it because
of the first. But the one person does down, the
other person does their finger in her palm.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Because that's the cell phone.

Speaker 9 (25:41):
You.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Another dumb phobia, it's called banana phobia. Obviously it's a
fear of bananas. Yeah, they suffer from banana phobia. Phobics
of banana have such a strong reaction they cannot even
walk down the produce aisle on the supermarket.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Okay, stop the banana, like hurt them in the past.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
What did he do to you? Where did he touch
a banana? How does someone become afraid of such a
common food? The question is experts say it's usually triggered
by a bad experience like having them force fed as
a child. Now, once when I was working a hobby lobby,
a like seventeen pay days because I didn't have dinner
and I cannot look at a payday. But I'm not
scared of them. I will not refuse to walk down

(26:21):
the aisle because of all the paydays that I ate
and got sick of the smell of the pill. The
watching OTHERSZ can cause a gag reflex in people. It's
real if untreated eventually escalates. Some react with panic attacks.
If I see somebody panic attacking and I'm like, what's wrong?
Is et a banana?

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Guys, it's estimated that nine point one percent of US adults.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Don't say have bananaphobia because there's no way that's.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
True banana phobia. No, it says it's an estimate and
it's this is just adults.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
So imagine the kids know what you're saying. That's from
the fear of net. There's a guy and there's a
meme going around the guy that shoots and record himtuff
how he wakes up every morning. Have you guys seen
that he has the eyes face and he does banana
he rubs a banana pill on his face and like,
there's no reason to do that. But somebody did that
banana pill on the face like he did, and they
got all these infections in their eyes.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Because you're not supposed to do that.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Well, I think it was a mixture of whatever the
chemicals owing that banana pill when they were doing it
on their face. Oh, it got all infected in their
eyeballs and the yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Yeah, also good news, good news, good news.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yeah, going down else we talk.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
No.

Speaker 11 (27:31):
Nine is just people that have phobias in general, like
any kind of phobia.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Oh, my gosh, So it's not banana phobia.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Nine.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Well, it was confusing the way they wrote it. By
they my Google h only a handful of people have banana.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Phobia, like two phone phobia or banana phobia. I think
banana phobia is crazier. That's more stupid.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
But if you're going to a class for phone.

Speaker 11 (27:56):
Phobia, it's just a generation they're not used to answering
and talking on the phone.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
I know. Well, at least makes a little more sense
than nanas under the class.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Lunchbox claims he was the victim of a serious crime,
and he has proof he says now. A lot of
times he cries wolf, so we don't believe him. But
what is the serious crime?

Speaker 2 (28:15):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (28:16):
Well, I'm just gonna say this crime is punishable by
up to eleven months in jail and a fine of
up to twenty five hundred dollars and a suspension of
your driver's license. I was driving down the highway, fully strapped,
fully strapped. Your seatbelt was on, yeah, my wife's seat
belt was on.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Strap means he gone like, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Okay, three kids in their car seats, all in the vehicle,
middle lane, going probably about sixty five to seventy miles an.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Hour, right there by the airport.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
When I look up and there's this car flying in
the right hand lane, and this hot rod thinks he's
on fast and the furious thinks he's been Diesel out there.
Tries to go from the right lane all the way
over to the left lane, so we had to hit
go right lane, middle lane.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
We understand how to skip two lanes.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Yeah, yeah, And as he comes across that middle lane,
he bam swipes the back of the vehicle. You got
clipped clipped, makes me fishtail a little bit to the right. Oh,
d got Luckily I had two hands on the wheel
able to correct. My wife's like, what are you doing.
I'm like, I didn't do that, And she didn't know

(29:29):
that a car hits you. No, And I'm like, we
just got hit. And the guy goes on my left
and just keeps zooming. No way I can catch him.
And then I look at the side of you mirror
and the bumper is just flapping in the wind.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Nailed us. So you got hitting, run, hit and run.
Crazy that your wife didn't know what that was. No,
she was like, what was that?

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah, you're so fortunate that it didn't spin you and
you hit another car.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Yeah, my goodness. So what do you do now?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
I had to pull over at the corner of Happy
and Healthy at go to Walgreens.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Did you did? Okay?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Got it?

Speaker 4 (30:08):
And I got duct tape and I had to sit
there and duct tape it to the side of the car.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
To hold it on. Wait, I thought it was flopping
down the road. No, no, it was. It was half off,
just flapping in the wind. Got it.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
And you don't want to lose the whole thing. You
don't want the bumper to fly off and hit someone.
So I had to pull over and duct tape this
thing while I was fully strapped.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
You're not wearing a gun, so the guy's just gone
goe hitting run, you're out out.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
I mean, look at that, guys, that is danger right there.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Man, look at Yeah. I mean that sucks it.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
De's wally looked like if you could be flapping that
much though it seems like yeah, it was like like a.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Little no, it was flailing guys like, I mean, it
looked like, you know, one of those guys in the
car dealership.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, you're very fortunate that I guess he didn't hit
you so deep into your like will base that it
flipped your whole car, right, And the fact that he
didn't stop, so it didn't make him do anything.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
He just kept going. He just kept going.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
He's obviously in a hurry.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
You chase him, No, dude, fast and furious. Vin Diesel
was going probably eighty five ninety. No chance I was
getting that hot call. The cops couldn't didn't have a license. Way,
what am I going to call?

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Hey, THAT'SOK, your favorite thing to do.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
I can't believe you, mister nine one one didn't call
nine one one.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
By the time nine one one got there. The dude
would have been in freaking Kentucky.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
They have cameras, man, I do, Yeah, so what's the
move from here?

Speaker 2 (31:33):
I don't know. Now I got to figure out how
to pay for it. Insurance, that's what you call call
your insurance.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
I mean I was I'm shocked you didn't call nine
one one, regardless of if the car was in sight
or not. It was like something you would do. Be like,
I just got hit on the highway and they ran off.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
And they're gonna be like, what kind of car? Be
like it was a black hot rod? He looked like
Vin Diesel? Did he look like Vin Diesel? Or like
he was acting like Vin Diesel. I couldn't even see
the guy, But.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
I mean, how many black hot rods are there?

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Probably a lot, I mean a lot. I mean it's
just a black car going fast. He didn't look like.

Speaker 12 (32:04):
Curious.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Imagine getting that call in nine one one car a
black hot rod. Do you any idea what the driver
looked like? Vendel says, an it was like a Caucasian.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Du that is flopping in the wind's half the bumper, Okay,
I mean.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Yeah, that's not that's not I'm just killed off from
the side.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
It's worse than I thought now that I'm seeing it
on the big screen, it is.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
That's like a fourth of the bumper enough to flap,
always flopping.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Okay, anyway, I'm sorry that happened to you.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
A great job by correcting it, yes, and saving everybody's life.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
That's what I did. So I may be a hero,
but I mean I was just doing what I had
to do. That's why we're not gonna call you. I
don't worry about it. Yeah, but my kids, right, Dad,
what what happened? What happened? I'm like, we got hit?
What we got hit? And I'm like, yes, it's okay, though,
don't worry. I got it under control.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
You got hit once too, back in our early days,
where you were sitting in the redline and drunk guy
plowed into you, right, yeah, and you drive off on
that one too.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
No, he couldn't drive off because he was stuck in
my trunk. He was going so fast. He's going about
forty five fifty and he never hit the brakes, hit
the central That's when I had a Nissan Sentra, and
that's I mean, I was three months from paying her
off and I mean he drilled me.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Boom, sounds like he said, so he drilled me from behind.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Oh, and my dad hit the windshield with his head,
cracked the windshield and.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Was he strapped?

Speaker 4 (33:26):
No, he wasn't strapped. He was not strapped. That was
that's my dad didn't like to strap. And so then
I get out of the car and the guy's like, man,
I don't know why you're stopping on I thirty five.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
We weren't on I thirty five, guys, we were on
six twenty.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
We were at a stoplight and we were going to
see my cousin play baseball, and he totaled my car.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
They had to get a tow truck to the front.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Of my car in the back of his to get
him out of my trunk.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Two toe trucks, yes, two different road trucks. Can I
ask you that question here?

Speaker 1 (33:54):
You always tell you how unlucky you are, dude, that's so,
But now, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna tell you how
lucky it was. Just just step back for one second,
because it's like the lottery, the lottery gods. I never
get lucky. I never got on a real world, the world.
You have two instances where he easily could have died. Yes,
and neither happened.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
But the world does hate me because I was three
months from paying off that Centu man. She was green lived,
she was beautiful, and then they totaled the car, so
I hadn't That's when I upgraded to the Ultima.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
But I had to start my.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Payments all over because guess what, that guy had no
insurance so they didn't even cover it.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
So it's all on me.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
I would say, look at this as a fortunate thing
that happened to you, instead of everything in your life sucks,
which you'd normally saying.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
But it was a blessing disguise because I got fifteen
years out of that Altima. I mean, that's amazing. And then
you paid her off. No, I paid her off in
like five years.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
But I had, I mean I had. That's like she signed.
Didn't show your secrets, you know what I mean? It's
time for the good news.

Speaker 13 (34:52):
How much bo.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
COONa is a nine year old dog in Florida out
for a walk with its owner when it gets a
little too close to a pond, and you know what
hangs out in the ponds in Florida.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
A gator I gator ha snaps.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
Down on the dog in its mouth, and Kona's owner says,
you know what, you're not taking my dog runs over
there with the bare hands, boom prize open the mouth
and saves the dog.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
That's crazy to me, the bare hands into the pride,
like I can understand a kick or running or I
don't know how much you love your dog, like I
would get a sticker, but to bare hand it. I'm
surprised the gator would let go because you can't be
strong enough to actually pry a gator's mouth open.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
Yeah, And you want to know, the most shocking thing
was the owner was a woman, Kim Spencer.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
You were thinking of some big, muscular dude. I wasn't.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
I was thinking no human would have the strength to
actually make a gator release its jaw. So the gator
maybe then thought I'll just eat the bigger human.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
I mean she didn't jump on the gator. Yeah, I
mean like she was on top of the gat like
ripping at the and the gators is not a small game,
it's a big one.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
And the dog needed stitches. Kim needed stitches. And she
doesn't consider herself a hero, just a dog bomb hero
to the dog.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
For sure. Everything's bigger than I thought. Well, the human's not.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
She's actually pretty small, but the gator is huge and
the dog is big. Most times it's one of those
old purse pups and they're like, well there's a little rat,
let me eat a little rat, and they go out.
It's like Morgan's eat the little rat. But no, this
is a big dog and a massive gater. I think
that's crazy. I'll admit I thought it was a man. Yeah,
I say it.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
I'm gonna tell you I thought it was a woman.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
You did, because most of these stories are women who
save their animals because they end up like poking in
the eye or something. It's not like big men rest.
That's how you get. That's how you're dead. Uh, because
when they turn and whip on you. Ever see those
grabs you and then flips. I should try that. You
should try that. Yeah, all right, good story, lunchbox. That's

(36:58):
what it's all about. Was telling me something, dude. Time
for the morning corny, the mourning Corny.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
What do you call a cucumber that knows it's hot?

Speaker 2 (37:11):
What do you call a cucumber that knows it's hot?

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Kind of a big deal.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
The cucumbers a pickle. Yeah, that was the morning Corny.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
I asked chat GPT to roast all of us. Do
you guys want to hear it? Whatever wrote, yes, I
would love it went hard on me. It did a
whole page on me. Oh whole page.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Yeah. So here's the first one.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Bobby's like the human version of an iPhone update, slightly
better every year, but somehow still exhausted and glitchy.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Oh that was light. Just wait.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Bobby is the only person who can make standing next
to a celebrity look like a make a wish moment.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Oh my gosh, that's harsh. Man didn't get so much harder.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Bobby has everything money can buy, accept the ability to
take a compliment without looking like you just threatened him.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Man, here's another one.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Bobby overcame poverty, addiction to his family, and every statistic
stacked against him, and now his biggest problem is deciding
whether to post a selfie or spiral for three hours
about it.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
First, do you like this?

Speaker 3 (38:25):
How do they know you? So?

Speaker 8 (38:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (38:29):
You guys are on here too, don't worry.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Yeah, this is the roast? Okay, And then here's I'll
give you one more meal. Although it's a whole page.
I'll read some more on the podcast later today. Bobby
is the version of the American dream. Start with nothing,
work harder than everyone else, win everything, and still wonder
if anybody likes you?

Speaker 2 (38:48):
True?

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Yeah? Are you laughing so you don't cry?

Speaker 9 (38:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (38:54):
I just think that that's so funny how they just
nail all that stuff they know too much. If impossible
her syndrome more a person, it would have Bobby's teeth,
glasses and childhood trauma.

Speaker 5 (39:03):
Oh god, dang dude.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah, okay, you're gonna move to Amy?

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Oh no, Amy? Are you okay?

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Okay? Because this is not this isn't a real human
this is right, this is made by Ai.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Amy is the only person who can take a thirty
second story and turn it into a ten minute saga
about her journaling a dead bird and a pintress quote.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Okay, Amy's been.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Amy's been through more therapy than anyone on the show,
and somehow still ends every story sounding like she's just
giving advice to herself.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Akay, here's another one. You're starting to feel a little bit.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Of what just keep going?

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (39:44):
I mean so far, it's like I'm like Okay, not wrong.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
I'm proud of Amy.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
She's proved that you can outgrow your problems and immediately
find brand new even more complicated wants to replace something
that's rude.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
That's rude. I no, no, no, I've evolved.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
We're worrying about I didn't do. We're not fighting back.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
I didn't.

Speaker 11 (40:05):
I uh chased chaos because that's what my nervous system
was used to.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
But now my nervous system is level. I don't chase
the chaos.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Here's one more about Amy, and I'll do the rest
on the podcast later today. Amy is the only person
who can survive divorce, grief, and therapy and still get
emotionally wrecked forgetting where she parked her car at Target.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Not wrong, Okay, okay, these.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Are so hardcore and like right on Lunchbox. Lunchbox is
living proof that confidence has absolutely nothing to do with confidence.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Oh god, exactly.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Oh no, Lunchbox is what happens when you dere a
frat house to raise a child.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Oh that is a slam against his parents. I don't
like that.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Lunchbox's dream job is quote celebrity. Too bad.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
You actually have to be likable, talented, or remotely self
aware to get there.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
Oh look where I am?

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Eddie? Oh boy, just give me one dude, Come on.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Eddie's been trying to go viral on Instagram for three
years and the only thing he's gotten famous for is
being the dad that tries way too hard.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
It's not funny, swinging a miss.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Eddie has four kids and still believes he's a cool parent.
That's cute, delusional, but cute. And then one more. Eddie's
life advice is amazing if you want to end up
with four kids, a mortgage, and a fading dream of
being a musician.

Speaker 9 (41:40):
Hurt.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
That was too real? Hey not funny? Okay, let's go
to Morgan. I don't want to.

Speaker 9 (41:50):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Morgan's Instagram is ninety percent coffee cups and ten percent
soft launching a boyfriend that no one's ever actually met there,
that was hard for her. Morgan is basically a human
Pinterest board. Cute, colorful, and completely useless in case of
an emergency.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Yang, and then one more.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Morgan's Instagram looks like she's living her best life until
you realize it's just four hundred pictures of lattes, sunsets,
and men.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
She refuses to commit to.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Crying. Wait, Morgan ask you are you crying? Are you laughing?
You don't cry?

Speaker 2 (42:41):
I have one for Abby. Oh they went after Abby. Well,
I have one for Abby, Ray and Mike.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
They didn't go as hard on them because I guess
there's less on the internet about them. Abby singing dreams
are alive and well, just like her Amazon car that's
full of stuff she'll never actually buy.

Speaker 9 (42:59):
That is.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
I mean, lunchblock has rested me harder than that.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
It basically it means you're never gonna make it, just
like just like that Amazon cartsol stuff you're never gonna buy.
Ray Mundo raised like a walking red bull, jittery, loud
and making choices he'll regret by noon.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Yeah, that's fine and true. We're all like yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then Mike D.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Mike D is a silent assassin of the show, barely talks,
but when he does, it's usually destroy your dreams and
quietly and politely.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
They were nicer to them.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Well, there's not as much about them to go as hard.
I'll end on this one about me. Bobby is the
version of the American dream. If the dream was anxiety
childhood scars and googling and my good enough every night
before bed.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Dang, yeah, you want the hardest on me?

Speaker 1 (43:55):
For sure. I want the hardest on me. I'll do
the rest later. Yeah, because you have a whole page.
It's just like it's all like you think it's a
compliment at first. Bobby's success is inspiring mainly because it
proves you can have crippling insecurity, overwhelming anxiety, and childhood
abandoned abandonment issues and still end up richer than any
bully who's ever bullied you. So that was kind of

(44:15):
a sandwich. It's like a slam in the middle. Okay,
Well everybody feel roasted.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Yes, good, thanks? Thanks chat GVT.

Speaker 12 (44:24):
Wake up, Wake up in the morn and it's on
the radio and the dogs keeps on time. Ready, lunchbox,
more Game two, Steve Red and it's trying to put
you through back. He's riding this week's next bit if
Bobby's on the box.

Speaker 7 (44:44):
So you knowing this.

Speaker 12 (44:50):
The Bobby bolls.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
This is the ultimate troll. And some people are gonna
get hilarious and we're gonna go that's too far.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
I do want to say this that I don't know
either one of the them, but my close friends know
both of them, so they are like one level out
of my circle, both of them. Okay, So Kylen Bristow
was with Jason Tartik and they were on the Bachelor
or Bachelorette, one of these shows, and they were together
for a long time. But they weren't together on that show.
They got together after because she was with Sean Booth

(45:19):
from the show. Correct, but they're both from the show. Yes,
so they were together. They live where we live, They
live here. They dated for four years before the break
up of twenty twenty three. The whole thing is according
to her, And I'm gonna play a clip of her podcast.
She had a name that she wanted to name their
baby or any baby that she has, like a dream
baby name, dream name. Yeah, he ended up naming the

(45:39):
dog that he just got that baby name. Oh this
is this is awful or hilarious.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
I want to play you a clip.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
This is from Kaylen Bristow, which, by the way, everybody
that I know that knows her loves her says she
is awesome as a person.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
So both of them actually rave reviews from people I know.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Yeah, I actually ran into a couple of weeks ago,
and she's so kind, lovely.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
I had dinner with both of them, lovely.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Oh you did a thing with them, an event. Here
is a clip from her podcast called Off the Vine.
It's not that I'm not over him. I'm very much
over him. I ended the relationship. I did not want
to be in that. It felt icky to me. It
felt like everything was for Instagram and numbers.

Speaker 9 (46:20):
I did not want to be in it. But to
get a dog and name that dog my dream baby
name that I've had in my baby names for ten years.
That In fact, I even have a text that he
says to him, I said the day I met him,
I want to name.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
My baby Teddy. So dog name's Teddy. Now there are
two ways to look at it. I'd like to present
both and give you my opinion. Number one, Jason, if
you knew that, you knew that, Like, if you knew that,
then you knew that when you named the dog that
you knew what that was going to do. Like, so
the argument if it's why I forgot that can't work.

(46:58):
I think there is a bit of respect you give
to somebody that you were in a long term relationship with,
even if you don't like them anymore. And I'm not
even saying that's the case. I think that's one of
the significant things. Two the other side of she had
had a baby yet, and she had known the name,
and maybe it looked like a Teddy, like when A
had Stanley the bulldog. He looked like Stanley from the office.
That was a Stanley if I'd ever seen one. It's

(47:20):
not going to fall on a side here because I
thought about this and this is the ultimate trolling. And
if you're in a bad breakup and you're like, how
can I get them back?

Speaker 2 (47:28):
This is it? Like this is you.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Want to get them back? He's got well, I mean.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Get yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, get back at them.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
I'm gonna go ahead.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
I'm gonna side with Kaylin on this, Caylen Bristow, because
I think you can. I think you can name a
dog one hundred names, right, and if you know it's
that important to her, because she can't name her kid now,
if she has one.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Teddy, she can't know it.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Yeah. Yeah, it's like you took your name named after
the dog, his dog, your ex boyfriend's dog. Because people
without knowing that story would think that.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Although a human's lifestand far outlives a dog, so she.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Could I hear you, just it's off the table.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Well because of him.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Yes, I agree, because Sherry he named the dog Teddy.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
She's not allowed to name her kid Teddy now and
so that's it's gone and that sucks.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
For her, Like that's pretty low. It is low.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
It's low in the and one of the greatest trolls,
which I don't agree with of all time.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
And I don't know what the relationship is.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
I don't know if they like each other, don't like
each other, if they don't like each other, that's pretty
hilarious from his side, going, I'm just going to steal
this name and here's my dog Teddy.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
I think even if you don't like somebody respect like
that's a fundamental like that's the name you wanted to
name your kid, and sure, could you still do it? Yes,
but then it's going to be an even bigger story.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Like also, if I'm Tim Kaitleberstie, if I end up
meeting not me, but like say you're a girl and
you he's available, and you go out on date with
him and realized, like he just named his dog after
his ex girlfriend's dream baby.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Maybe he didn't name it after that. No, maybe not.
He could have named it that for eight other reasons.
But I'm saying, you stid, but you don't know he didn't,
So I'm not gonna commit to he didn't. It's like
people that we say they committed a crime and later
we found out they didn't even believe it. Yeah, all
I'm going to say is, even if that wasn't the
absolute motivation for naming that dog, you knew that was

(49:26):
her favorite baby name.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
And I'm doing this is the best case.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
You still can't name the dog that I had of
respect for a human you spent four years with.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
And for sure she can't name her baby that.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
She can do whatever she wants, so is all she could.
But then that's another story. That would be a big
sense one percent chance he named it because she wanted
that to name the baby.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
I'm gonna go low.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
I'm actually gonna go low because I hear really wonderful
things about him. So I'm gonna go low that he went.
I'm gonna get her back. I think possibly that ends
up being a cool name. Somebody suggests it, he thinks
is it's in the back of it. I don't know,
and then he then could have made the decision though
to get out because I think that's cool looking dog.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I looked it up on his Instagram.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
When I saw it, I was like, if were gonna
name it up, I named Theodore or something, oh like
Teddy Teddy, But but then I wouldn't, so I'm team
Caitlin Bristow here. I still think he can't even change
the name. I would say that you could change the name,
but now that it's out, yeah, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Man.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
It feels like a little bit he did it on
purpose because she's the one I entered the ratio. She
said it in the cup. I'm the one that ended it.
So I'm thinking he was like, dig that you got me,
I'm gonna get you.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
It's such a cool looking dog. I'm looking at arts Instagram.
It's like a lab Yeah, my new best buddy. I'm
gonna read this from his Instagram. My new best buddy
needs a name. I have a few favorites for him,
but before I decided, I'd love to hear your ideas. Ironically,
the day I chose to volunteer at the rescue was
the same day they picked him up from the local shelter.
The connection was instant. The rescue named him Rango, which
I like, but I'm considering something different. Let me know

(51:00):
what names I think worked for him. Bro, you had
a name, A good name.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Oh, Rango's cute. I also saw some people commenting that
some of the suggestions from his followers were Teddy.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
It doesn't matter though.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
If every single person said Teddy, oh, I agree, they
probably wouldn't have known that was Caitlyn Brust. He has
to as a human, if he knows and remembers and cares.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
About, he has to go. I can't name it tedgy,
like on the inside.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
He has to be like, let me not be toxic here.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
And there are people he's so cute. Teddy would be cute.
And then people start tagging Caitlin in the comments.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Okay, so then they knew that was something that was
out there.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
I mean, can you imagine if you know, you told
your boyfriend that at some point and then you'll break up,
and then you get on Instagram and see that he named.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
His dog that, Like, I really, but they've been apart
for a long time at this point too.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Yeah, he's already had They both are in. I don't
know her full situation, but he's had a public relationship
and she I believe is in one, but they're not
being public with it.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Well dang no, no's like she's keeping one secret with
a guy named Teddy.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
But she's alluded to it on her socials that she's
just going to do things differently this time around.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
I'm team Caitlin Bristow.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
The only way I wouldn't be I'm gonna throw one
morning there is if there's something we don't know that
she did to him.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Okay, if there's.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Something that she did that we don't and I don't
think she did, because again I will say, I hear
that both of them are really great people and it
just didn't work out for whatever reason, and that happens.
But let's say she did something to him, I don't know,
stole a little money, insulted, insulted his mom.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
I could have understood somebody waiting, holding in the back pocket. Yeah,
I get you on this one. You just wait. But
for now, I'm team Caitlyn. Oh that's that's that's crazy Amy.
Team Team Caitlyn, lunchbox man.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
I feel like I'm a team what Terek or whatever
his name is, Jason Tartak Tartak, I think I'm him
because you know what you got wking up with all
this fair in love and war and that what they say,
you dug that out. I liked it though.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Yeah again, it's a free reign. You can name your
dog whatever you know. It is. So he shouldn't go
to jail. That's tough. Definitely shouldn't go to jail. It's tough.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
It's so wrong.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
This is tough. But I'm going to go team Caitlin Morgan.

Speaker 12 (53:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
I think I'm a team Caitlyn.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Too, four to one. But I could be convinced otherwise
if I hear more facts. So any hidden sources.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
As Jason responded, I tried to look.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
I don't even follow them on Instagram. He loves to
be smiling a lot on Instagram, so he's pretty happy
with his choice. He is, he smiling like I just
got her?

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Yeah, dang, Okay, we'll take a break and if anybody
has any secret tips they want to give, I'm here,
can call us, you can mess dm me.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
That's all we got for now. Back in a second.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
According to studies, The worst thing that you'll do all
day happens before work.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
I would think I'd be waking up, but I wake
up really early. It's the morning commute. Social scientists survey
nine hundred people asking which of their daily activities made
than the happiest. The very bottom of the list, worse
than working or meetings with their balls, or picking up
the kids or cleaning the house was the dreaded morning commute.
That is from the Journal of Economic Perspectives.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Different for us, it's ourly nobody's on the road. I
don't mind it. There isn't.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
But about twenty years ago, before I had this job,
I was in over an hour of traffic.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Everybody traffic now respect respect respect. How much money do
you leave for the tooth fairy? There was a graphic
on how much the tooth fairy leaves in different states
and just in different areas of the country. And before
I tell you tooth fairy money, Amy, Yeah, like a dollar, Eddie,
ours has gone up to five dollars. I don't know
what she's thinking. Wait till the tariff's kicking wha. Because

(54:55):
the tooth fairy comes from other countries, like not even
of the country.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
She's international, sure, for sure.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Lunchbox half dollar, like fifty cents a coin, a half
dollar coin.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Oh that's cool. That's like something that it's being shining.
You don't see it very often.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
The tooth Fairy twenty twenty five in the Northeast averages
about four dollars and fifty nine cents per tooth. In
the South, which is the most, five to seventy one,
and then the west five sixty nine. In the Midwest
running pretty cheap. Three dollars and forty six cents of tooth.
That's from the Dental Care Alliance.

Speaker 5 (55:25):
I think kids talk about it right amongst each other,
like what did you get?

Speaker 2 (55:29):
What did you get?

Speaker 5 (55:29):
And then somehow the tooth fairy gets that number and
then has to follow it.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Oh, so what you've heard here on the street.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
If you have a friend who asks you to be
their maid of honor at their wedding, you should know
what the job is before you say yes. The position
tends to cost well over one thousand dollars all said
and done. You'll also need to take various days off
work the month leading up for the wedding. This is
from Vogue, and this is just like a hey, heads up,
Like it may feel like I can't believe it awesome,
but if you really can't, maybe you should say I

(55:57):
don't know if I can fulfill all the duties of it.
The maid of honor provides emotional support, plans the bachel
rett party, hosts the bridal shower, coordinates the bride'smaid's dress.
So their point is, if you can't do all that,
you should say that up front before you commit to
all that. And to be overwhelmed by having to do
all that, both financially and with all the work you
have to do, yeah, because you could split some of
that up.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
You know. We did an interview on.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
The Bobbycast yesterday with Mark Hoppus, one of the lead
singers of Blink one eighty two. Here's what's my age again?
And that's just not the time she walked to for me,
And so.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
We talked about how TRL was massive for their career.
Back on MTV. We used to watch that crap all
the time, Carson Daily.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
I mean, they're like a slew of hosts, but TRL
was massive, and that's what we got into a little bit.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Oh it's huge.

Speaker 13 (56:43):
I feel like at that point TRL was really undergoing
a change. There were the Bread and Butter, the Gold
Standards artists on TRL, the Britney Spears and Sint Batreet Boys.
When Blink one eighty two was at our heyday in
the late nineties early two thousands, rock and roll and
punk rock and kind of like that sports metal stuff
was starting to break through as well, So it was

(57:04):
this interesting time to be popular on a show that
was popular for being so poppy, and here's our rock
band coming in and we were just sloppy and dumb
and it was fun.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Yeah, Blink one a two was a punk band that
just got so popular that turned pop music into what
they were. But it was a really solid half hour,
so we would check it out on the Bobby Cast,
which is pretty cool if you're either a Blank.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
One a two fan or you're like our age.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
I would say, if you're like thirty two, thirty three
and above, you'll probably really think that interview is super cool.
It's iHeartRadio Week on Will of Fortune, so all this
week contestants are competing tournament style and I don't know,
there's like a bunch of artists that are doing it.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
They're also giving way trip to the art country music festival. Don't.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Yeah, iHeartRadio week on Will of Fortune. Visit Will of
Fortune dot com for more information on where to watch
and how to win. I suck at Will Fortune. My
grandma used to watch it every day. It's the worst
of all the shows that I watched and thought I
was pretty good at. That was not one of them.
I was the worst Will of Fortune more than any
other game Jeopardy. I got from good to really good.
Watch there every day, Will of Fortune. It did not matter.

(58:12):
My grandma will be seventy years old. The cat in
the hat, well, eat no ham, Like, how did you
get that? I got none of them she had. There
was one letter turned over. But it is iHeartRadio week
on Will of Fortune. So you can watch today and
that is up there. People are asking to hey, what supper.
He's still giving away the shoes. Sure, I have shoes
I brought from home. I would play games to give
them away. They're sitting up here on the counter. So

(58:33):
you can call the voicemail right Scuba.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Yeahlle voicemails. We can call you back. Yeah, we can
call you back. We can do that.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
They're literally my shoes I wear eleven. So if you're
like ten and a half eleven. You can win a
game and win them. But I have enough shoes where
I'm going. Why am I holding onto all these shoes.
I'm a shoe guy. Didn't have nice shoes growing up,
so it kind of became my thing as I got
to be an adult. But I just don't want to
have a bunch of something I'm not going to use,
So they're up here to remind people.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
I got three pair up here.

Speaker 9 (59:01):
Now.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
There's also a company that I was doing like some
reads for and a couple of different markets, and so
this is not a commercial because they're not paying me
to do this. But the shirts are called iron Oak.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
They're like, oh like but they don't.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
They got like a little pearl snap that goes like
a quarterway down. Yeah, it's pretty awesome and they're awesome shirts.
And I was just I have a couple here because
they sent me a bunch of them. I was just
gonna give them away. But they're mediums. That's how you
know these aren't real contests because they only have like
the size my size. So I'm happy to also if
somebody calls and wants to do something, these Iron Oak
shirts are awesome because again. I think I'll play like

(59:39):
pickleball on them. They're like you can like move in
them and also look good. You can go to iron
OAKTX dot com if you want to check out the shirt.
But this is going to be loud because they're on packages.
But I have them here. These are also mediums. I
would just give one or two, but just be the size.
Don't win it and not be the size, or.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Don't try to play Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Yeah, don't. Yeah, you just be the size. I know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
But what if they give it to a friend that's
the size I'd rather than wear and send me a
picture and be like, I'm really enjoying my Iron Oak
Apparel shirt.

Speaker 5 (01:00:11):
Well, I'm between a large and a medium and it
fit me pretty well. So like maybe if you're in
the lower end of a large, that'll fit you too.
Fair enough, fair enough that I was gonna do the
Hitler story. Oh no, what like art?

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
No, we did that yesterday on the podcast. Well yes,
sort of.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
We talked about the Hitler art market if you go
to the Bobybone Show podcast from yesterday, and how much
they're going for it if it's illegal to have them.
Because he was an artist, went to art school and
that's like traded and sold. And the long standing theory
is that he actually did not commit suicide and die,
that he went with all of those other Nazis to Argentina.

(01:00:51):
People have felt that way for a long time, and
so now they're declassifying documents. I think Argentina is declassifying
a lot themselves. There are from what I read, there's
an entire community in Argentina of like white German. Yeah,
like they still speak German there because of all of
the people that moved to Idea.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Yeah, like all the Nazis that fled.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
And so recently declassified CAA documents revealed the US government
in an effort to find Hitler a full decade after
he'd committed suicide. So you tell me why they're looking
for him if they had his body, which is what
the claim always was. So these declassified documents are them
still searching for him a decade after they said we're

(01:01:35):
done searching for him. Papers from the US War Department
theorized a Hitler quote may have had a secret hideout
at a SPA hotel in Lafalda, Argentina, where the hotel's
owners were said to be supporters and occasional vacation partners.
The documents also reveal an informant SS trooper Philip satro And,
who claimed to have monthly conversations with Hitler after he'd
reportedly quote killed himself.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
That's how Hitler died.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
We've always been told it's not known if more information
exist in the documents. But because we're talking about the
art thing and now they're declassifying, why would they be
looking for him ten years later if they had his
body and knew he was dead.

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
He'd be dead now though, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
because he was fifty.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Late forty World War two, Yeah, in the forties. But
crazy if that's what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
If like they because you know, we ended up taking
a lot of them, if they were good at science,
and that's basically how space.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Program was built.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
Here, I'm telling you, I had a neighbor in South
Texas where we were all Hispanic, and he wasn't and
he was German, and the rumor was that he was, yeah,
used to be a Nazi.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
A lot of the European countries in America fought to
get like the smartest Nazis that were doing heinous, awful things.
But they were like, we will just repurt it, give
them new names, put them in society as long as
they are scientists here and gave them like a new chance.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
It's wild as well. Oh that's the news. You think
it's nice?

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
DJ and Indiana is on.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Let's talk to him. Hey, DJ, Yes, sir, what's up, buddy?
How's it going to do?

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
We're doing pretty good?

Speaker 9 (01:03:02):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Are you a medium? Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:03:03):
I am?

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Okay, then I got you. Are you sure you're not
lying about your size?

Speaker 5 (01:03:06):
No promising?

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
He's selling a medium.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
His voice like a medium, sounds like a medium. Okay,
the boy sounds like a medium.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:03:13):
Then I'm gonna get eight.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
That's medium.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Well, I don't know what's for dinner. Okay, that's medium. Yeah,
that's a. That's that's a that's small medium. Yeah okay.
So DJ, I'm gonna give you a couple of my
shirts here from Iron Oak Apparel and so I don't know,
we'll just mail them to Abby. Can you just get
this information his mail shirts?

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Yeah, okay. Uh, you're gonna love them because you can
like wear them. They like.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
You.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
They're also like you can like work out in them,
or play pickleball or golf or anything. Uh, okay, cool, DJ,
stand the line and we will get to these shirts.

Speaker 13 (01:03:44):
Okay, okay, appreciate it very much.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Thank you, Bobby, You're welcome and anybody else. You can
go to Iron Oak t X dot com if you
want to go to the website and see what they're
all about lobby show.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Sorry up today. This story comes us from my Not,
North Dakota.

Speaker 9 (01:04:00):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
The mayor of mine Not has been forced to resign
after he sent a.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Video to the city attorney on accident. Oh no, dirty video?
Dirty video?

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Do you think it's a video?

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
It's like his kid drawing with so who's the city attorney?
Was that a girl?

Speaker 12 (01:04:16):
Or like?

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Was that? Does it matter?

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
This was an accident? Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
I at least thought maybe he sent it on purpose.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Like no, no, no, I think it he didn't mean
to send it. The more I read, no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
He was.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
He was on his lunch break, of course, like we
all are, yeah, and he was trying to send it
to his partner, correct and accidentally sent it to her.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
And he said, hey, I accidentally sent you this. Just
delete it, don't look at it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
That's where you hope they have the same operating system
that you can delete a cent text, and you're praying
they've updated their phone because then you can delete the text.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
But here's my thing.

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
He even said he realized his mistake and said, hey,
please don't look at it, like just delete it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
And they still get him in trouble. It's like, yeah,
he tried. She could have just been like, you know what,
you're right, you did it on that. You obviously did
it on accident.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Yeah, So what's a tough one because every dude could
then send a female a video of their junk and
then go, oops, delete that, but just to see if
it's like a little bait. Oh yeah, So that's why
it's not allowed or acceptable. And you don't know someone's intentions.

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
Yeah, I mean, well I do because he said it
was a sexy video for his girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
With the person he sent it to.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Yeah, yeah, I get it.

Speaker 11 (01:05:29):
It's uh, it's tricky because he's the mayor, he's he's
running a town and you need someone who who who
double checks things.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
That's a good point too, like on that kind of video,
aren't you sure?

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
Like what else is he being loosey goosey with?

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Yeah, good point.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
So if because I don't think just sending a video
like that makes you a bad person. If it's your
partner and that's you guys thing and everybody's of age.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Great.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
If he has no history of being like a slimeball,
and no history with this person of any sort of
unwanted advances, he still is probably gonna have to, you know,
pay the piper.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
He's punished.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Yeah, he stepped down, but I don't think he should
be penalized the rest of his life for it. Now,
if you look back and again, I'm gonna use common
sense here, and he had some issues, it's different. I
think he could run again the next term.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
But he's almost going to be known as that guy.

Speaker 11 (01:06:22):
But it's an accident, right, Okay, So it's the attorney
person he sent it to is her name Jennifer, and
his partner is jin Like that would help me because
then if it's sort of similar, I could see how
he got it mixed up.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Yeah, if the text could be right next to each other, though,
it could be anything.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Oh my gosh, you need to do Yeah, But I
don't think if you send one of those, you don't
need to go to the text and then reply to it.
You need to start a new text. A name in
the top, which goes back to Amy's point. I want
my mayor being thorough with what he's doing.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
So hey, maybe he just doesn't take long lunch breaks
and he was in a hurry.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
Which also what a lunch break. Let's be honest.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
Okay, on lunchbox, that's your bonehead story of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
There's some dynamic between Morgan and Eddie over at this
table because Morgan has to talk to Eddie like a
child sometimes, and I think we heard it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
She was like, Eddie, I really, you guys heard that.
Oh I'm glad you guys heard that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
Oh no, no, but.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
I don't think it's what you think it's about to happen.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
What do you mean that she talks about like she
talks to me like that all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
And we now see why she maybe has to talk
to you like that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
What's the deal?

Speaker 10 (01:07:22):
Eddie doesn't like to read his emails, Andie doesn't even
like to respond to his emails, so sometimes I have
to be the messenger and say, hey, Eddie, did you
check that email? And then he gets really frustrated and
he's like, well, I don't want to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
I'm like, I'm just a messenger that's in your email.

Speaker 10 (01:07:38):
And so then you hear me start to talk in
like a childlike voice to be like, Eddie, you have
to do this.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
This is in your email. I believe in you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
It's not entirely true.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
It's your work email, and is it about work?

Speaker 5 (01:07:51):
It's a work email. And then it comes in I
don't know, it comes to some random email, and then
Morgan replies, and Morgan starts talking to them. I'm like,
all right, Morgan's got it, and I tune out. I
saw nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Can you read what Morgan says in the email because
it could be got it? Hey, Eddie, also you're reading this.
I'll do this, but you do this.

Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
You know it said, Morgan responded, and Morgan responded, really well,
did you read it?

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
Oh yeah, and then Morgan sent them links and it
was done, all done. I didn't se anything for two days.
And then Morgan's like, Eddie, did you check your email?
I'm like, yeah, I saw you responded to some people.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
She's like, I'm already bored.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
But here's the thing, exactly, let's just make sure we're
reading our work emails.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
He just sighed like a he.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Doesn't what it's like group text.

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
He thinks if he's in the group and someone else replies,
he doesn't need to reply.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
He doesn't respond to group text.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
It's not they're not talking to me directly.

Speaker 10 (01:08:41):
But we were talking to you, like in this email.
I did respond and I did handle something. But also
you had a role to play in it, and you
did it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Do the role.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
I just need everybody, not just Eddie. This is how
you do it when it is about Eddie, but you
make Eddie not feel like he's the one being targeted.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
Hey, I can hear you. Oh you can't. Oh I'm
right here.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
Everyone, please pay attention to your emails because if you don't,
someone then has to do your job for you, and
they can get resent full or angry or I have
to talk to you like you're a child.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Okay, So everybody in and thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
Eddie.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
By the way, did you ever donate to those storm guys?
I did. I donated. I have the receipt. I haven't
screenshot it. I believe you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
Then, Yeah, if you're presenting a I have a screenshot,
I believe you.

Speaker 12 (01:09:21):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
Now that I know you, guys are like, oh you're
not gonna do it. I'm gonna screenshot everything and send.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
It to you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
Well, then what about the kid?

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Well, and if you're on your emailing check out for work,
what about the real.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
I d haven't done that or not? The real idea,
the passport not not, haven't done that?

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
You haven't till Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
I know, I know, I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
I gonna do it getting down to the.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
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