April 15, 2025 • 36 mins
Jon Stewart measures Trump's weight on the authoritarian scale. Between the president's refusal to correct the wrongful deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia to his incompetence on a variety of issues, Donald's dictatorship isn't looking very healthy.
Award-winning actor and comedian, Ramy Youssef joins to talk about the new animated series he co-created called “#1 Happy Family USA” and how the series, which follows a Muslim family trying to navigate post-9/11 America, resonates in Trump’s second term. They also discuss his favorite parts about making an animated show, the family members who inspire some of the characters, and how the word “Islamaphobia” kind of lets Islamaphobes off the hook.
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Hi. Everybody, welcome to the Down Show.
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We got us a show for you tonight. The great
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Katy Perry. Ouvra the first quick update. As you know,
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we've been following in the case of Kilmar Abrago Garcia,
undocumented migrant from El Salvador, married an American woman, has
a kid, living the American dream until the Trump administration
sent him to an El Salvador in mega prison by
and I'm quoting the Justice Department here, if I may,
is an administrative error. If only there was a convenient
(01:31):
and timely way that the prisoner could be brought back
to the United States. That wouldn't really inconvenience either nation.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
President Boukelly at the moment flying from El Salvador to Washington,
d C.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
What Saints be praised and just give Garcia a ride.
You don't even have to give Guarcia the middle seat.
(02:05):
I'm sure Garcia would just grabbed the wing and Tom
cruise it over here if he had to. But sadly,
Kelly arrived at the White House with just the Miami
Club promoter, clothes on his back.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
And a pocket full of excuses. Can President bou Kelly
weigh in on this?
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Do you plan to return him? Can I have some
model of terrorists at today United States? I don't have
the power to return him to the United States, you know, can.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I honestly tell you, like this is even the thing that's.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Like they're enjoying this, Like the two of them, our president,
their president. We'll just have to let him rot in
a prison, even though he didn't deserve to be there.
I don't you guys don't care about this guy. I'm
talking about these two. But somebody else cares about this person.
And you just, randomly, with no evidence that you'll show anybody,
called him a terrorist. And one of the weirder parts
(03:01):
about this is the thing the only thing that seems
to upset Trump about the entire situation is having to
answer a perfectly reasonable question from Caitlin Collins about it.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
You said that if the Supreme Court said someone needed
to be returned, that you would abide by that.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
You said that on Air Force one just a few
days ago, and they said that it must be facilitating.
Speaker 8 (03:20):
Why didn't you just say, isn't it wonderful that we're
keeping criminals out of our country?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Why can you just say that? Why are you going
over and over? And that's why nobody watches you anymore?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Magnagnag You sound just like the Supreme Court.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
But fear not America.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
For every time a lame stream media journalist gets shunned
and ask kissing one gets its wings?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Do you have a question?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Thank you so much?
Speaker 9 (03:48):
You sort a nunder major investing winds morning in media
less to build its AI.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Supercomputer the first time ever right here in the United States.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
That's a question I like minutes.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
True, Yeah, that's not a question. I guess it's your
favorite kind of question, a compliment. But rest of these
the Americans, if there's one thing we all know, it's
that first they come for the undocumented migrants, and as
long as nobody speaks out, they stop. You mentioned that
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you're open to supporting individuals that aren't foreign aliens for
our criminals.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
To El Salvador.
Speaker 8 (04:26):
Does that include potentially US citizens fully naturalized in the gradient.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
If it's a home grown criminal, I have no problem.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
I'm talking about really bad people, really bad people.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
He's going to do that to US citizens. I think
the hosts of the view were about to get administratively errord.
I gotta tell you, I did not think he would
get this authoritarian this fast.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I really didn't. I'm sorry. Who could have known.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Maybe if somebody out there had yelled at me on
blue sky about this, I would have known. But no
one did, except every day in all caps. So I
guess the question is how authoritarian is we.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Now? I don't accept your pity applause.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Now, Luckily for us, the world is full of authoritarian
leaders that we can measure Trump against your putins, your gee's,
you're and a win tours. So so if Trump can
put up a monster authoritarian score, you know what, Let's
do this.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Dave port Marcella a one clip.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Everybody knows the rules, by the way, the greatest pizza
reviews in the history of pizza. If you guys like pizza,
for me, it's like watching porn. We already know Trump's
done a lot of the standard fare. He's attacked the
free press, pulled random people off the streets, made law
firms and universities bend the knee, announced Department of Justice
investigations into an individual whose sole crime was suggesting that
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the twenty twenty election had been safe and well administered.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You know, the bad, bad people.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
But authoritarianism isn't just policies. It's an aesthetic. The opulence
of medieval kings, the excesses of Middle Eastern autocrats.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
It's a pinterest vibe.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
That speaks to the power of one's position, the riches
that are the privilege of the office. Does Trump measure up?
Does he have the lack of available wall space?
Speaker 10 (06:42):
Do you have the mantle and you have the cherubs
from Is.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
That from Marlo?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (06:47):
That's actually their gold or gold look, and you know
the it's angels.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Their angels.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
See, they visited me in the night and change my ways.
Speaker 11 (07:05):
So I held them down and dip them in gold.
I drowned them in gold, liquid gold. Have you ever
heard an angel scream?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
It is just it is erotic.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
By the way, if any of you are wondering if
the cherubs that are now in the Oval office are
real gold. And I know many of you are wondering
that it is real gold, and there's a very good
reason for that.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
Throughout the years, people have tried to come up with
a gold paint that would look like gold, and they've
never been able to do it.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
You've never been able to look at that look.
Speaker 8 (07:49):
You've never been able to match gold with gold paint.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
That's why it's gold.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
That dude is so blue collar, always down at the
factory with the boys.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Why can't they make a gold paint that looks like gold.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
That's not a leader.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I don't mind them canceling pediatric cancer research, but I
hope by the end of the time we can come
up with a good gold paint substitute, because but you know,
rooms filled with real gold cherubs or nothing if those
rooms aren't also filled with the echoes of the most
embarrassingly sycophantic hosannas one clip everybody knows of wants.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Thank you for your leadership and thank you for everything
you're doing.
Speaker 12 (08:35):
I want to thank you for standing up to the
Chinese Communist Party.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I want to figure as well for the ship building.
Your vision is a turning point and an inflection point
in American history.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Your leadership at the border absolutely remarkable.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
What you're doing now, I think is a great service
to our country but ultimately to the world.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
You are overwhelmingly elected by the biggest majority.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
You know what, I swear to God. Guys, what does
she know? She's the attorney general.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
She doesn't have the fun. When I watched those.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Cabinet meets, I actually think, are they making fun of him?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
It's so over the top.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Mister president, Oh, thank you so much. Your dick is soap.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
So your dick is soapic.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
We can barely lift it.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Because it's it's it's it's covered in real gold, not
the pain, real gold.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
But you know, any.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Any run of the mill authoritarian can get the praises
from those that fear him. The ogs, the real autocrats
extract something much much weirder and humiliating, the forced, uncomfortable laughter.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
You're telling you all, I got tang even.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
To go, would you?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
She couldn't question he had a hat on. It's another
add on, the same had but still.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
That's on the North Korean website funny or You Die.
And as America's dear leader, Donald Trump also has a
tight five we're pulling.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
All that out and putting the money toward the infrastructure,
not the social movement from the last administriction.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
Good steal as supposed to green paper mache.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Good, thanks, great job.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
That made non sense, right, right, yeah, not that right.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Didn't make any sense to you, make sense to me?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Are even alive though?
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Right?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Putt it's just so fucking weird. But the key to
the authoritarian regime.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Is the suspension of the normal processes by which you
understand the world, the manner by which data and your
experiences paint a cohesive, grounded picture of reality.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
The calling card of an authoritarian regime.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Is that you must suspend that reality, that rationality, and
then you test people by pushing the limits of that absurdity.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
The White House release the results of President Trump's physical exam.
His doctor says President Trump exhibits excellent physical health.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
The import says he's six f' three two hundred and
twenty four pounds.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
No, I'm gonna say no to either of those numbers.
I don't want to be that guide. But he has
a front button. I mean, we all get there. It's fine,
you can have it. But what's what he is forged
(12:03):
by a festus. No, by the way, that medical exam
did not only confirm that Trump is physically perfect, his
brain is also totally jacked.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
And I took a cognitive test, and I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I want to tell you, and then I got every answer, right.
Speaker 9 (12:18):
Can you tell us about it?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
A looking a test? Is that man person camera TV?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
It's a I think it's a pretty well known test.
Whatever it is, I got everyone, I got it all right.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
I think we all know what cognitive tests we're talking about.
But I would like to know. Do you know what
cognitive it's just bulgeiting. I took a cognitive test about
my memory?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
What was it's test? Trump is such a medical marvel?
What's the secret to his good health and youthful appearance?
Sense of humor decreases stress? That he has?
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Everyone that knows the president knows how funny he is.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
That decreases stress? Does it?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Sense of humor decreases stress? Keeps you young looking?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Is that what I hear you saying? May I, if
I may.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Just for schnicks offer the counter argument, Do I look
less stress?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
No, don't look I'm hideous.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
But you know what, he's got a good sense of
humor and he's in pretty good shape. May work for
your run of the middle of Autharitarians, your Lukashenko's, your Maduro's.
Shirley Trump is above that seatier.
Speaker 13 (13:40):
Donald Trump is a genius, very different in the best
possible way.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
The president has an athlete's.
Speaker 12 (13:46):
Mindset, accessible, free wheeling, refreshing.
Speaker 14 (13:50):
It is like Christmas every day with President Trump.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
He's like that Marvel superhero.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
A mythic figure, almost like the verious Scandinavian.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
I'm obviously not a scholar and Viking lore. I don't
remember there being BeO Wolf's.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Was one be wolf? Wasn't it?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Also then do BeO wolves? But those are still just
reaching for superlatives. Is there anyone else who wants to
place him? Not on Mount Rushmore, but maybe Mount Signed?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Can Trump be the biblical Moses?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
No, I'm not the most observant Jew. I mean, this
weekend I think I celebrated Forum.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
But isn't Moses the biblical Moses?
Speaker 4 (14:44):
And by the way, if you were Moses, I do
think there were some now shout knots that he might
want to take a look at.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
By the way, Moses six four two eighteen forty eight
in Chartile. But you know what.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Even a superhero, a viking, or a mythic figure or
a biblical profit pales in comparison to the genius that
we are witnessing. Zelenski's playing checkers and Trump is playing chess.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Trump's three D chess move he.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Is actually playing four D chess.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
President Trump's five D chess. That's that's not a dimension
the lens with depth for his time. There's no working five,
there's no five. He is a god who has created
a whole other dimension through which he plays board games. Let's,
(15:37):
you know, let me even see how do you play
five dimensional Trump chess?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Let me see how we do this. So here's how
he would probably do it.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
We lose them for DEI okay.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Check on. I guess that's it. I guess that is
five D.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
You know, for no authoritarian.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
That awesome.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
I guess words are not enough. Tributes to a great
leader must show, not tell.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
A new proposal by House Republicans to rename Washington Dulles
International Airport after Donald Trump.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Brendan Carr, the SEC chairman, was seeing throwing a gold
pin of Trump's face.
Speaker 9 (16:18):
A congresswoman introduced a bill to add President Trump to
Mount rushmore that.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Would make President Trump's birthday a national holiday.
Speaker 7 (16:25):
Put President Trump's likeness on the one hundred dollar bill,
a brand new two hundred and fifty dollars bill featuring
Donald Trump's face.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
He's going to be at.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
All our money and all our fing mountains.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
So Trump's got it all authoritarian wise, the looks, the attitude,
the relentless dissent, crushing all the ingredients to.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Be a top tier authoritarian.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
All he needs now is to bring it home with
his ruthless competence.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Chaos and confusion from Wall Street.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
The market's lost more than six and a half trillion
dollars day.
Speaker 8 (16:59):
They've wiped out eleven million dollars, turning now to yet
another plane crash.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
The worst measles outbreak of this century.
Speaker 10 (17:05):
One hundred thousand federal workers have been fired.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
The Trump administration on firing some of the federal workers.
Speaker 7 (17:11):
The President Trump's tariff train escalates the global trade war.
The President hits pause on his global trade warp.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
The President made it clear yesterday this is not a negotiation.
The Donald Trump says it is a negotiation.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
The President exempted smartphones, computers, and other devices from his
new reciprocal tariffs.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
The president later posting there was no terriff exception announced
on Friday.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
So close, So.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Frustrating to see someone just on the precipice of illiberal leadership.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
But he just can't put it all together. Is Trump
putin or gie? Not yet. But there's no question that
he's a young upstart. There's a lot of potential.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
But if he can't bump his numbers in the getting
shit done category, he's got to hit the ceiling pretty quick.
You know what.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Let me let me Donald, but let me have a word.
Speaker 10 (18:07):
President Trump. General Lissimo. Oh great, Moses.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
I don't know what your advisors have told you about
the authoritarian bargain, but the basic deal is this. The
American people look the other way while you disappear undesirables,
knuckle under the elites, span all seven trans athletes from
our nation's beloved NCAA fencing tournaments. You know, all the
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people that are holding us back, and then you, in
turn make shit work. You want to ignore the Supreme
Court and all the other courts and take away people's
licenses to broadcast. Fine, but when the planes go up,
I'm not on buyer. You don't even have to have
them beyond time. You can take over Greenland, demonize Canada,
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dominate the golfing pro circuit. But in return, our children
should be somewhat safe from most Victorian era diseases.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
We love our children.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
We love rub.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
We love our children, especially the rizzler.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
You want to destroy NPR and PBS, the Voice of America.
Sell the naming rights of the Washington Monument to hymns
dot com. Use the R word, the P word, the
C word, make up your own slurs. Have the United
States Naval Academy remove Maya Angelou from its bookshelves. But
for some reason, keep mind comp which is a real
thing that they did.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
We'll be fine.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
We weren't that crazy about this system of government in
the first place. But you keep fen this up, and
some of these lawyers and universities and corporate leaders are
going to start to think about suggesting, respectfully to each
other in a very tightly controlled text chat, that someone
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should reach out to someone who knows someone in your
administration to express milts.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
They're satisfaction.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Because injustice anywhere is not something we mostly think about.
And remember, you don't have that much time to get
it right, because it's not like your vice authoritarian butterfingers
is inspiring any confidence. Look at the size of that
trophy next to Jdvents.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
I know those are some some big young gentlemen and
a big trophy as a big dudes.
Speaker 9 (20:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Oh and it looks like a trophy fair.
Speaker 14 (20:48):
That's unfortunate.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh too.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Administrative error. When we come back romy house, if I'll
be joining us, don't.
Speaker 13 (20:57):
Go right Award winning after committee appropriated the new animated
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series number one, Happy Family, USA.
Speaker 12 (21:22):
Hey Dad, I think this jersey might be too big. Yes, roomy,
it would fit you forever. We didn't come to this
country to buy new clothes every year.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah, you guys see roomies boobs.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
You gotta get his hormones check. No, no money for
hormone checks.
Speaker 12 (21:34):
Now everybody checks their own hormones. Maybe we could return
in for something smaller. Uncle Jamal doesn't do returns. He's
very under the table and no more new stuff here.
Terrible month ar Roomy, but I use less toilet paper.
I only use the chataf Now your butt is clean,
but your energy usage isn't. Look where you are on
the cousin leaderboard. Your cousins are beating you in every category.
Speaker 9 (21:56):
Be more like Kareem.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
We talk about it on my yo side. Look at you,
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what's happening.
Speaker 9 (22:22):
I'm so happy to be here with you than.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
I'm so happy to have you here with me. I'm
so happy you know the show. They send me the screeners,
I get them in advance.
Speaker 9 (22:29):
Yeah, of course you've got that kind of connection.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Yeah, oh, I get I don't even have to log in.
I just I touched my computer.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
It's right there.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
I didn't know what it animated hers I'm watching it.
I'm trying to think, here, wait, what's happening, And then
all of a sudden, it's September tenth, Yeah, two thousand
and one, and I'm like, what's about that happened?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
And it did? And you made it hilarious. The show's hilarious.
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (22:56):
No, I you know, it was something that we felt
was only possible to do an animation.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
It's actually it's really wild too, because.
Speaker 9 (23:05):
We've been making the show for so many years, and
I don't think there's ever been a week in America's
history where immigrants feel the need to say, hey, we
are number one happy family USA, right, And that is
what this family feels compelled to do in two thousand
and one, and we kind of have this show coming
out in this moment where it's all colliding in this wild.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Way or was there something going on in the government?
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
How many years?
Speaker 4 (23:33):
You said, you've been making this for many years before
nine to eleven?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Were you making it? What did you know, Ronny?
Speaker 9 (23:43):
But we started making it during we pitched it during
Trump one, and then it's coming out now in the sequel.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Isn't it wild that we're in eras now? Like Trump one?
I remember Trump one. Yeah, it's so quaint and simple
back then, you know this is gonna sound crazy.
Speaker 9 (24:01):
He seemed happier back then. Yeah, he did. He did.
He was like smiling more like he seems really stressed now,
like all the clips you were showing. I was like,
you know, You're like, oh man, he looks kind of sad,
like I don't think he likes what he's doing either.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
That may be the most charitable thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
You always, I don't.
Speaker 9 (24:22):
I always try to see it from the other point
of view, even if it is and I'm like, he
looks stressed, like he doesn't look good.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
He's like watch, you know, he's got such a good
sense of humor that it keeps him young. I wonder,
I mean, do you think when you're surrounded by that,
like with like imagine being in a room with all
your cabinet secretaries and they're kissing your ass so hard
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that it does seem sarcastic? Like do you think he
goes back into like the bathroom afterwards and be like,
do they really think I'm bringing a new error?
Speaker 9 (24:56):
Do I think he might? I mean, they're kissing his ass,
and he obviously has like body image issues. He's lying
about the weight and that.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
And then like.
Speaker 9 (25:07):
And then and then like you know, John Stewart's over
here talking about a front buttons.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
No, I mean the guy. I mean the guy.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
No, I don't think he did.
Speaker 9 (25:18):
And he's going through I believe he's going through something physical,
and he happens to be the president of the United States,
And I think we got to just kind of look
at it from kill it from that every angle.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Can I ask you a question, do you think Instagram
is wrong with his self image? And that's why, like,
because he looks at all these Instagram shots of all
these other leaders, He's like, they look ripped, dude.
Speaker 9 (25:39):
I think I mean that poutin shot. It's got to hurt.
I think there's a reason he got off X and
created his own social media platform right where he could,
you know, control how people are seeing.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Just say are you? Are you on Truth?
Speaker 10 (25:55):
Yo?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (25:55):
I got at Rommy from the beginning, and you actually
any Arab name you can just get on truth it
real like as of like it's available like you.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Oh, you could get at Mohammad right now.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Every spelling is available on Truth.
Speaker 9 (26:18):
Yeah, it's pretty It's a really very limited audience base
that's on there.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
I am hoping that our audience at home right now
is rushing out.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
You can sign up today to register those domain names.
Have you do you do any of that? Do you
do you social media? Do you?
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (26:34):
Very sparingly yeah, I mean it's really hard. I mean,
you know, like being creative, and we've talked about this
with like stand up and stuff. It's like I love
being in rooms with people, and so being online can
feel really crazy. And so no, I like I go
on to look at like sports stuff like Lebron stuff,
but that's pretty much it.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Yeah, that's where I'm that kind of I used to
What was so interesting to me is like We've all
had this experience as stand ups. You'll like you do
a room and like they'll always be like a table
or like a couple of tables who like aren't digging it.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yeah, and you're like.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Okay, And sometimes you'll register it and like maybe it'll
get on your nerves a little bit or whatever, but
then you go home. Social media is like those people
that thought you sucked. You have to ride in the
cab with them home and like the whole time they're
just like you.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Suck, yeah, and you're a Jew.
Speaker 9 (27:22):
You know what's crazy is I get called a Jew?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Do you really?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (27:26):
Like I put I had this like New York Times
thing and like it was like the thing and there's
stuff where people like, oh why do you have And
then someone just writes another Jew and I was like, whoa.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
That's how much Jews control.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
There?
Speaker 9 (27:42):
Like yeah, he's like an undercut yeah yeah yeah, And
now I'm here with you.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
But if that isn't a sign that it is so
wild though, you know, there's all these things and Islamophobia
and anti Semitism are such brethren in like different moments,
you know.
Speaker 9 (28:05):
Yeah, but we got like a really bad end with
our like Islamophobia is so weak, like.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
It just sounds phobia.
Speaker 9 (28:14):
Well yeah, because it's like a rachnophobia, like but it
just sounds like, oh yeah, you had a weird Islamic
experience as a kid.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
You got a little phobia.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
You don't like, Man, you can get over it.
Speaker 9 (28:26):
Just like try some hellow meat and like you get over.
Like you know, it's like islamophobia. It's like a shellfish allergy.
It's like, oh yeah, I don't know, like, oh, he
doesn't want any he has a slamophobia.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Like it sounds so benign.
Speaker 9 (28:38):
Anti Semitism is like whoa like, dude, like what you know?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
What you want about?
Speaker 9 (28:42):
You know? So I think even from just on a
on a real word language level, we're at an incredible disadvantage.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I never thought of it that way.
Speaker 9 (28:51):
Yeah, and that's because you're a Slamophobia and that's and
that's like wild, that's wild.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
It's just wild because we know each other.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, I know, Jersey is.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
I'm gonna have to go through our text chains and
find out how subtle my islamophobia has been here.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
It's there. Yeah, but they'll.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Hit me I generally, no matter what I'll put on
the web and I try not to do it much.
Third comment is always you changed your name Juke, and
you're always like, really, I'm fooling people? Is that look
at this face? Like you see this maybe on a
Yentil poster. That's my kidding for all these things. Now,
are you still you still the clubs are still your favorite?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah? I mean go hit in the club?
Speaker 9 (29:39):
Yeah, yeah, going out to I mean it's the best.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
It's so fun.
Speaker 9 (29:41):
And then it becomes you know, we made this animated
show that's like filled with you know, those like thoughts
you have in a notebook when you're going to do
stand up and you're like, maybe this.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Will work, maybe it won't.
Speaker 9 (29:49):
And then we get to make this incredible show with
so many characters that get to say all this stuff
that you know you don't need, like like the rate
is so fast, and that's what's been so fun.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Just joke and your can I tell you my favorite this?
This is going to sound like a crazy thing. So
the show's great, and it's just layered with so many
jokes and yet and the subject matter can get dark,
but it's really clever. It's not cloying, Like it's really good.
But there's a pool scene where you go, I don't
want to say you it's roomy, but it's it's like
(30:20):
a kid your age in two thousand and one dealing
with his you know, friends in a town in New
Jersey after nine to eleven and there's a pool party.
And my favorite part of it is it's like a
Peanuts thing as they're doing a pan across the pool
and there's one blonde dude in the pool with floaties
on and he's just doing this and it's the every
(30:47):
Peanuts character dance to music that it's just anim dancing.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
How about such a great detail.
Speaker 9 (30:57):
It's like loaded with so many little details and music
and kind of the ability to like, you know, do
things that you know, when I grew up, my grandmother
was always watching TV. Like you try to talk to
her and she's just at the TV watching her shows.
And then you go to make an animated show and
it's like, okay, so the grandmother is always going to
have her TV with her everywhere. Yeah, And we build
this show where everywhere she goes, she's dragging this cart
(31:19):
that has her television. She's at a funeral and she's
watching her shows. And that that's the kind of stuff
you can't do in live actions.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I love that the halal cart turned into a piano.
Speaker 9 (31:32):
Oh yeah. I mean, like, I always had this fascination
my dad grew up in the city, you know, Like
I grew up with my dad working in the city,
and it was so funny to me when you go
through Midtown and you see the news ticker on the
Fox News building and it's seeing all these horrible headlines
about Muslim countries and Muslim people, and then you kind
of look right down and there's the halal cart right
(31:53):
on the corner, and you see all the guys with
the Fox badges buying food from the whole guy. And
I was like, man, this guy's got the best hustle
because he knows like they're in there and they're seeing
all this stuff on Muslim people, but then there's that
like guilty part of them on their lunch break.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
That's like, let me try a little halal, you know,
and he's right there to make the butt.
Speaker 9 (32:14):
And so when we started making this show, I'd always
been so fascinated by that guy there, and and that
becomes the dad and the show. He is the guy
who's sewing and you're the dad too.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I play the dad as well.
Speaker 9 (32:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Yeah. And the music are you do you? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (32:27):
I write them, Yeah, I write these like songs when
the music, I mean, are you I am music?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (32:34):
Yeah, yeah, And I think that's you know start. I
in high school I played guitar, but I never really
know each other for.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
A long time. Why I played drums man, Dude, we
could kick it. We would be crazy. We could call
it kosher halal.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
We could we could do we could do.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
I'm open, I'm we could do it.
Speaker 10 (32:59):
I listen.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
I have a van.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Yeah, I'm a terrible drummer, but I can bring our
ship to wherever we play. I do not sing, I've
never and but the singing and the music is great.
There's some really funny songs in it.
Speaker 9 (33:15):
It's really it was so much fun. Yeah, it is
like one of my favorite parts of the show.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
You know that? And what else? Isn't that? What's coming? What?
What's what's the next?
Speaker 9 (33:22):
We got the show coming out this week. I got
to do this crazy cool movie Mountainhead that's coming out
next month, written by Jesse Armstrong with did Successions.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
So fun.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Yeah, it's very, very fun. It's a very it's.
Speaker 9 (33:37):
Really exciting and Yeah, our friend Steve Krell's in it
and he's like, honestly such a joy.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yeah he really.
Speaker 9 (33:44):
He's told me like so many stories about you that yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
Yeah, did any of them mention Mountain Head.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Terrible?
Speaker 9 (33:56):
That was really good?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Thank you very much. I share that.
Speaker 9 (33:59):
Ye good.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah, I went immediately to that. I know, I loved it.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
How much fun that was Orging with Correl like he
is and the dead pan is what I'll get.
Speaker 9 (34:09):
You no, and it's like he's just yeah, he's so
inspiring and he's he's like the way he kind of
picks up a character and he's like such a true
film actor too, like so you get to bounce off.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Him, and it's just I miss all those Yeah, it's
so good to see. Thanks, you're the man.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Remember what I.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
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Speaker 13 (34:26):
Let me grant right.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Afterway, I didn't know you.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
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Speaker 4 (34:48):
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Speaker 3 (34:51):
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Katy Perry. Ouvra the first quick update. As you know,
(01:08):
we've been following in the case of Kilmar Abrago Garcia,
undocumented migrant from El Salvador, married an American woman, has
a kid, living the American dream until the Trump administration
sent him to an El Salvador in mega prison by
and I'm quoting the Justice Department here, if I may,
is an administrative error. If only there was a convenient
(01:31):
and timely way that the prisoner could be brought back
to the United States. That wouldn't really inconvenience either nation.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
President Boukelly at the moment flying from El Salvador to Washington,
d C.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
What Saints be praised and just give Garcia a ride.
You don't even have to give Guarcia the middle seat.
(02:05):
I'm sure Garcia would just grabbed the wing and Tom
cruise it over here if he had to. But sadly,
Kelly arrived at the White House with just the Miami
Club promoter, clothes on his back.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
And a pocket full of excuses. Can President bou Kelly
weigh in on this?
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Do you plan to return him? Can I have some
model of terrorists at today United States? I don't have
the power to return him to the United States, you know, can.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I honestly tell you, like this is even the thing that's.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Like they're enjoying this, Like the two of them, our president,
their president. We'll just have to let him rot in
a prison, even though he didn't deserve to be there.
I don't you guys don't care about this guy. I'm
talking about these two. But somebody else cares about this person.
And you just, randomly, with no evidence that you'll show anybody,
called him a terrorist. And one of the weirder parts
(03:01):
about this is the thing the only thing that seems
to upset Trump about the entire situation is having to
answer a perfectly reasonable question from Caitlin Collins about it.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
You said that if the Supreme Court said someone needed
to be returned, that you would abide by that.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
You said that on Air Force one just a few
days ago, and they said that it must be facilitating.
Speaker 8 (03:20):
Why didn't you just say, isn't it wonderful that we're
keeping criminals out of our country?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Why can you just say that? Why are you going
over and over? And that's why nobody watches you anymore?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Magnagnag You sound just like the Supreme Court.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
But fear not America.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
For every time a lame stream media journalist gets shunned
and ask kissing one gets its wings?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Do you have a question?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Thank you so much?
Speaker 9 (03:48):
You sort a nunder major investing winds morning in media
less to build its AI.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Supercomputer the first time ever right here in the United States.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
That's a question I like minutes.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
True, Yeah, that's not a question. I guess it's your
favorite kind of question, a compliment. But rest of these
the Americans, if there's one thing we all know, it's
that first they come for the undocumented migrants, and as
long as nobody speaks out, they stop. You mentioned that
(04:20):
you're open to supporting individuals that aren't foreign aliens for
our criminals.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
To El Salvador.
Speaker 8 (04:26):
Does that include potentially US citizens fully naturalized in the gradient.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
If it's a home grown criminal, I have no problem.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
I'm talking about really bad people, really bad people.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
He's going to do that to US citizens. I think
the hosts of the view were about to get administratively errord.
I gotta tell you, I did not think he would
get this authoritarian this fast.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I really didn't. I'm sorry. Who could have known.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Maybe if somebody out there had yelled at me on
blue sky about this, I would have known. But no
one did, except every day in all caps. So I
guess the question is how authoritarian is we.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Now? I don't accept your pity applause.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Now, Luckily for us, the world is full of authoritarian
leaders that we can measure Trump against your putins, your gee's,
you're and a win tours. So so if Trump can
put up a monster authoritarian score, you know what, Let's
do this.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Dave port Marcella a one clip.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Everybody knows the rules, by the way, the greatest pizza
reviews in the history of pizza. If you guys like pizza,
for me, it's like watching porn. We already know Trump's
done a lot of the standard fare. He's attacked the
free press, pulled random people off the streets, made law
firms and universities bend the knee, announced Department of Justice
investigations into an individual whose sole crime was suggesting that
(06:15):
the twenty twenty election had been safe and well administered.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You know, the bad, bad people.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
But authoritarianism isn't just policies. It's an aesthetic. The opulence
of medieval kings, the excesses of Middle Eastern autocrats.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
It's a pinterest vibe.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
That speaks to the power of one's position, the riches
that are the privilege of the office. Does Trump measure up?
Does he have the lack of available wall space?
Speaker 10 (06:42):
Do you have the mantle and you have the cherubs
from Is.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
That from Marlo?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (06:47):
That's actually their gold or gold look, and you know
the it's angels.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Their angels.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
See, they visited me in the night and change my ways.
Speaker 11 (07:05):
So I held them down and dip them in gold.
I drowned them in gold, liquid gold. Have you ever
heard an angel scream?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
It is just it is erotic.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
By the way, if any of you are wondering if
the cherubs that are now in the Oval office are
real gold. And I know many of you are wondering
that it is real gold, and there's a very good
reason for that.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
Throughout the years, people have tried to come up with
a gold paint that would look like gold, and they've
never been able to do it.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
You've never been able to look at that look.
Speaker 8 (07:49):
You've never been able to match gold with gold paint.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
That's why it's gold.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
That dude is so blue collar, always down at the
factory with the boys.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Why can't they make a gold paint that looks like gold.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
That's not a leader.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I don't mind them canceling pediatric cancer research, but I
hope by the end of the time we can come
up with a good gold paint substitute, because but you know,
rooms filled with real gold cherubs or nothing if those
rooms aren't also filled with the echoes of the most
embarrassingly sycophantic hosannas one clip everybody knows of wants.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Thank you for your leadership and thank you for everything
you're doing.
Speaker 12 (08:35):
I want to thank you for standing up to the
Chinese Communist Party.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I want to figure as well for the ship building.
Your vision is a turning point and an inflection point
in American history.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Your leadership at the border absolutely remarkable.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
What you're doing now, I think is a great service
to our country but ultimately to the world.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
You are overwhelmingly elected by the biggest majority.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
You know what, I swear to God. Guys, what does
she know? She's the attorney general.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
She doesn't have the fun. When I watched those.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Cabinet meets, I actually think, are they making fun of him?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
It's so over the top.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Mister president, Oh, thank you so much. Your dick is soap.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
So your dick is soapic.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
We can barely lift it.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Because it's it's it's it's covered in real gold, not
the pain, real gold.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
But you know, any.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Any run of the mill authoritarian can get the praises
from those that fear him. The ogs, the real autocrats
extract something much much weirder and humiliating, the forced, uncomfortable laughter.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
You're telling you all, I got tang even.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
To go, would you?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
She couldn't question he had a hat on. It's another
add on, the same had but still.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
That's on the North Korean website funny or You Die.
And as America's dear leader, Donald Trump also has a
tight five we're pulling.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
All that out and putting the money toward the infrastructure,
not the social movement from the last administriction.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
Good steal as supposed to green paper mache.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Good, thanks, great job.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
That made non sense, right, right, yeah, not that right.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Didn't make any sense to you, make sense to me?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Are even alive though?
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Right?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Putt it's just so fucking weird. But the key to
the authoritarian regime.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Is the suspension of the normal processes by which you
understand the world, the manner by which data and your
experiences paint a cohesive, grounded picture of reality.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
The calling card of an authoritarian regime.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Is that you must suspend that reality, that rationality, and
then you test people by pushing the limits of that absurdity.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
The White House release the results of President Trump's physical exam.
His doctor says President Trump exhibits excellent physical health.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
The import says he's six f' three two hundred and
twenty four pounds.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
No, I'm gonna say no to either of those numbers.
I don't want to be that guide. But he has
a front button. I mean, we all get there. It's fine,
you can have it. But what's what he is forged
(12:03):
by a festus. No, by the way, that medical exam
did not only confirm that Trump is physically perfect, his
brain is also totally jacked.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
And I took a cognitive test, and I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I want to tell you, and then I got every answer, right.
Speaker 9 (12:18):
Can you tell us about it?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
A looking a test? Is that man person camera TV?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
It's a I think it's a pretty well known test.
Whatever it is, I got everyone, I got it all right.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
I think we all know what cognitive tests we're talking about.
But I would like to know. Do you know what
cognitive it's just bulgeiting. I took a cognitive test about
my memory?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
What was it's test? Trump is such a medical marvel?
What's the secret to his good health and youthful appearance?
Sense of humor decreases stress? That he has?
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Everyone that knows the president knows how funny he is.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
That decreases stress? Does it?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Sense of humor decreases stress? Keeps you young looking?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Is that what I hear you saying? May I, if
I may.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Just for schnicks offer the counter argument, Do I look
less stress?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
No, don't look I'm hideous.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
But you know what, he's got a good sense of
humor and he's in pretty good shape. May work for
your run of the middle of Autharitarians, your Lukashenko's, your Maduro's.
Shirley Trump is above that seatier.
Speaker 13 (13:40):
Donald Trump is a genius, very different in the best
possible way.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
The president has an athlete's.
Speaker 12 (13:46):
Mindset, accessible, free wheeling, refreshing.
Speaker 14 (13:50):
It is like Christmas every day with President Trump.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
He's like that Marvel superhero.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
A mythic figure, almost like the verious Scandinavian.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
I'm obviously not a scholar and Viking lore. I don't
remember there being BeO Wolf's.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Was one be wolf? Wasn't it?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Also then do BeO wolves? But those are still just
reaching for superlatives. Is there anyone else who wants to
place him? Not on Mount Rushmore, but maybe Mount Signed?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Can Trump be the biblical Moses?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
No, I'm not the most observant Jew. I mean, this
weekend I think I celebrated Forum.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
But isn't Moses the biblical Moses?
Speaker 4 (14:44):
And by the way, if you were Moses, I do
think there were some now shout knots that he might
want to take a look at.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
By the way, Moses six four two eighteen forty eight
in Chartile. But you know what.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Even a superhero, a viking, or a mythic figure or
a biblical profit pales in comparison to the genius that
we are witnessing. Zelenski's playing checkers and Trump is playing chess.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Trump's three D chess move he.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Is actually playing four D chess.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
President Trump's five D chess. That's that's not a dimension
the lens with depth for his time. There's no working five,
there's no five. He is a god who has created
a whole other dimension through which he plays board games. Let's,
(15:37):
you know, let me even see how do you play
five dimensional Trump chess?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Let me see how we do this. So here's how
he would probably do it.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
We lose them for DEI okay.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Check on. I guess that's it. I guess that is
five D.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
You know, for no authoritarian.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
That awesome.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
I guess words are not enough. Tributes to a great
leader must show, not tell.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
A new proposal by House Republicans to rename Washington Dulles
International Airport after Donald Trump.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Brendan Carr, the SEC chairman, was seeing throwing a gold
pin of Trump's face.
Speaker 9 (16:18):
A congresswoman introduced a bill to add President Trump to
Mount rushmore that.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Would make President Trump's birthday a national holiday.
Speaker 7 (16:25):
Put President Trump's likeness on the one hundred dollar bill,
a brand new two hundred and fifty dollars bill featuring
Donald Trump's face.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
He's going to be at.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
All our money and all our fing mountains.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
So Trump's got it all authoritarian wise, the looks, the attitude,
the relentless dissent, crushing all the ingredients to.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Be a top tier authoritarian.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
All he needs now is to bring it home with
his ruthless competence.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Chaos and confusion from Wall Street.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
The market's lost more than six and a half trillion
dollars day.
Speaker 8 (16:59):
They've wiped out eleven million dollars, turning now to yet
another plane crash.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
The worst measles outbreak of this century.
Speaker 10 (17:05):
One hundred thousand federal workers have been fired.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
The Trump administration on firing some of the federal workers.
Speaker 7 (17:11):
The President Trump's tariff train escalates the global trade war.
The President hits pause on his global trade warp.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
The President made it clear yesterday this is not a negotiation.
The Donald Trump says it is a negotiation.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
The President exempted smartphones, computers, and other devices from his
new reciprocal tariffs.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
The president later posting there was no terriff exception announced
on Friday.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
So close, So.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Frustrating to see someone just on the precipice of illiberal leadership.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
But he just can't put it all together. Is Trump
putin or gie? Not yet. But there's no question that
he's a young upstart. There's a lot of potential.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
But if he can't bump his numbers in the getting
shit done category, he's got to hit the ceiling pretty quick.
You know what.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Let me let me Donald, but let me have a word.
Speaker 10 (18:07):
President Trump. General Lissimo. Oh great, Moses.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
I don't know what your advisors have told you about
the authoritarian bargain, but the basic deal is this. The
American people look the other way while you disappear undesirables,
knuckle under the elites, span all seven trans athletes from
our nation's beloved NCAA fencing tournaments. You know, all the
(18:45):
people that are holding us back, and then you, in
turn make shit work. You want to ignore the Supreme
Court and all the other courts and take away people's
licenses to broadcast. Fine, but when the planes go up,
I'm not on buyer. You don't even have to have
them beyond time. You can take over Greenland, demonize Canada,
(19:09):
dominate the golfing pro circuit. But in return, our children
should be somewhat safe from most Victorian era diseases.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
We love our children.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
We love rub.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
We love our children, especially the rizzler.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
You want to destroy NPR and PBS, the Voice of America.
Sell the naming rights of the Washington Monument to hymns
dot com. Use the R word, the P word, the
C word, make up your own slurs. Have the United
States Naval Academy remove Maya Angelou from its bookshelves. But
for some reason, keep mind comp which is a real
thing that they did.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
We'll be fine.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
We weren't that crazy about this system of government in
the first place. But you keep fen this up, and
some of these lawyers and universities and corporate leaders are
going to start to think about suggesting, respectfully to each
other in a very tightly controlled text chat, that someone
(20:17):
should reach out to someone who knows someone in your
administration to express milts.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
They're satisfaction.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Because injustice anywhere is not something we mostly think about.
And remember, you don't have that much time to get
it right, because it's not like your vice authoritarian butterfingers
is inspiring any confidence. Look at the size of that
trophy next to Jdvents.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
I know those are some some big young gentlemen and
a big trophy as a big dudes.
Speaker 9 (20:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Oh and it looks like a trophy fair.
Speaker 14 (20:48):
That's unfortunate.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh too.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Administrative error. When we come back romy house, if I'll
be joining us, don't.
Speaker 13 (20:57):
Go right Award winning after committee appropriated the new animated
(21:19):
series number one, Happy Family, USA.
Speaker 12 (21:22):
Hey Dad, I think this jersey might be too big. Yes, roomy,
it would fit you forever. We didn't come to this
country to buy new clothes every year.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah, you guys see roomies boobs.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
You gotta get his hormones check. No, no money for
hormone checks.
Speaker 12 (21:34):
Now everybody checks their own hormones. Maybe we could return
in for something smaller. Uncle Jamal doesn't do returns. He's
very under the table and no more new stuff here.
Terrible month ar Roomy, but I use less toilet paper.
I only use the chataf Now your butt is clean,
but your energy usage isn't. Look where you are on
the cousin leaderboard. Your cousins are beating you in every category.
Speaker 9 (21:56):
Be more like Kareem.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
We talk about it on my yo side. Look at you,
(22:21):
what's happening.
Speaker 9 (22:22):
I'm so happy to be here with you than.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
I'm so happy to have you here with me. I'm
so happy you know the show. They send me the screeners,
I get them in advance.
Speaker 9 (22:29):
Yeah, of course you've got that kind of connection.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Yeah, oh, I get I don't even have to log in.
I just I touched my computer.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
It's right there.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
I didn't know what it animated hers I'm watching it.
I'm trying to think, here, wait, what's happening, And then
all of a sudden, it's September tenth, Yeah, two thousand
and one, and I'm like, what's about that happened?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
And it did? And you made it hilarious. The show's hilarious.
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (22:56):
No, I you know, it was something that we felt
was only possible to do an animation.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
It's actually it's really wild too, because.
Speaker 9 (23:05):
We've been making the show for so many years, and
I don't think there's ever been a week in America's
history where immigrants feel the need to say, hey, we
are number one happy family USA, right, And that is
what this family feels compelled to do in two thousand
and one, and we kind of have this show coming
out in this moment where it's all colliding in this wild.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Way or was there something going on in the government?
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
How many years?
Speaker 4 (23:33):
You said, you've been making this for many years before
nine to eleven?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Were you making it? What did you know, Ronny?
Speaker 9 (23:43):
But we started making it during we pitched it during
Trump one, and then it's coming out now in the sequel.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Isn't it wild that we're in eras now? Like Trump one?
I remember Trump one. Yeah, it's so quaint and simple
back then, you know this is gonna sound crazy.
Speaker 9 (24:01):
He seemed happier back then. Yeah, he did. He did.
He was like smiling more like he seems really stressed now,
like all the clips you were showing. I was like,
you know, You're like, oh man, he looks kind of sad,
like I don't think he likes what he's doing either.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
That may be the most charitable thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
You always, I don't.
Speaker 9 (24:22):
I always try to see it from the other point
of view, even if it is and I'm like, he
looks stressed, like he doesn't look good.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
He's like watch, you know, he's got such a good
sense of humor that it keeps him young. I wonder,
I mean, do you think when you're surrounded by that,
like with like imagine being in a room with all
your cabinet secretaries and they're kissing your ass so hard
(24:49):
that it does seem sarcastic? Like do you think he
goes back into like the bathroom afterwards and be like,
do they really think I'm bringing a new error?
Speaker 9 (24:56):
Do I think he might? I mean, they're kissing his ass,
and he obviously has like body image issues. He's lying
about the weight and that.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
And then like.
Speaker 9 (25:07):
And then and then like you know, John Stewart's over
here talking about a front buttons.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
No, I mean the guy. I mean the guy.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
No, I don't think he did.
Speaker 9 (25:18):
And he's going through I believe he's going through something physical,
and he happens to be the president of the United States,
And I think we got to just kind of look
at it from kill it from that every angle.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Can I ask you a question, do you think Instagram
is wrong with his self image? And that's why, like,
because he looks at all these Instagram shots of all
these other leaders, He's like, they look ripped, dude.
Speaker 9 (25:39):
I think I mean that poutin shot. It's got to hurt.
I think there's a reason he got off X and
created his own social media platform right where he could,
you know, control how people are seeing.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Just say are you? Are you on Truth?
Speaker 10 (25:55):
Yo?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (25:55):
I got at Rommy from the beginning, and you actually
any Arab name you can just get on truth it
real like as of like it's available like you.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Oh, you could get at Mohammad right now.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Every spelling is available on Truth.
Speaker 9 (26:18):
Yeah, it's pretty It's a really very limited audience base
that's on there.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
I am hoping that our audience at home right now
is rushing out.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
You can sign up today to register those domain names.
Have you do you do any of that? Do you
do you social media? Do you?
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (26:34):
Very sparingly yeah, I mean it's really hard. I mean,
you know, like being creative, and we've talked about this
with like stand up and stuff. It's like I love
being in rooms with people, and so being online can
feel really crazy. And so no, I like I go
on to look at like sports stuff like Lebron stuff,
but that's pretty much it.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Yeah, that's where I'm that kind of I used to
What was so interesting to me is like We've all
had this experience as stand ups. You'll like you do
a room and like they'll always be like a table
or like a couple of tables who like aren't digging it.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yeah, and you're like.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Okay, And sometimes you'll register it and like maybe it'll
get on your nerves a little bit or whatever, but
then you go home. Social media is like those people
that thought you sucked. You have to ride in the
cab with them home and like the whole time they're
just like you.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Suck, yeah, and you're a Jew.
Speaker 9 (27:22):
You know what's crazy is I get called a Jew?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Do you really?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (27:26):
Like I put I had this like New York Times
thing and like it was like the thing and there's
stuff where people like, oh why do you have And
then someone just writes another Jew and I was like, whoa.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
That's how much Jews control.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
There?
Speaker 9 (27:42):
Like yeah, he's like an undercut yeah yeah yeah, And
now I'm here with you.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
But if that isn't a sign that it is so
wild though, you know, there's all these things and Islamophobia
and anti Semitism are such brethren in like different moments,
you know.
Speaker 9 (28:05):
Yeah, but we got like a really bad end with
our like Islamophobia is so weak, like.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
It just sounds phobia.
Speaker 9 (28:14):
Well yeah, because it's like a rachnophobia, like but it
just sounds like, oh yeah, you had a weird Islamic
experience as a kid.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
You got a little phobia.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
You don't like, Man, you can get over it.
Speaker 9 (28:26):
Just like try some hellow meat and like you get over.
Like you know, it's like islamophobia. It's like a shellfish allergy.
It's like, oh yeah, I don't know, like, oh, he
doesn't want any he has a slamophobia.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Like it sounds so benign.
Speaker 9 (28:38):
Anti Semitism is like whoa like, dude, like what you know?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
What you want about?
Speaker 9 (28:42):
You know? So I think even from just on a
on a real word language level, we're at an incredible disadvantage.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I never thought of it that way.
Speaker 9 (28:51):
Yeah, and that's because you're a Slamophobia and that's and
that's like wild, that's wild.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
It's just wild because we know each other.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, I know, Jersey is.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
I'm gonna have to go through our text chains and
find out how subtle my islamophobia has been here.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
It's there. Yeah, but they'll.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Hit me I generally, no matter what I'll put on
the web and I try not to do it much.
Third comment is always you changed your name Juke, and
you're always like, really, I'm fooling people? Is that look
at this face? Like you see this maybe on a
Yentil poster. That's my kidding for all these things. Now,
are you still you still the clubs are still your favorite?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah? I mean go hit in the club?
Speaker 9 (29:39):
Yeah, yeah, going out to I mean it's the best.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
It's so fun.
Speaker 9 (29:41):
And then it becomes you know, we made this animated
show that's like filled with you know, those like thoughts
you have in a notebook when you're going to do
stand up and you're like, maybe this.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Will work, maybe it won't.
Speaker 9 (29:49):
And then we get to make this incredible show with
so many characters that get to say all this stuff
that you know you don't need, like like the rate
is so fast, and that's what's been so fun.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Just joke and your can I tell you my favorite this?
This is going to sound like a crazy thing. So
the show's great, and it's just layered with so many
jokes and yet and the subject matter can get dark,
but it's really clever. It's not cloying, Like it's really good.
But there's a pool scene where you go, I don't
want to say you it's roomy, but it's it's like
(30:20):
a kid your age in two thousand and one dealing
with his you know, friends in a town in New
Jersey after nine to eleven and there's a pool party.
And my favorite part of it is it's like a
Peanuts thing as they're doing a pan across the pool
and there's one blonde dude in the pool with floaties
on and he's just doing this and it's the every
(30:47):
Peanuts character dance to music that it's just anim dancing.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
How about such a great detail.
Speaker 9 (30:57):
It's like loaded with so many little details and music
and kind of the ability to like, you know, do
things that you know, when I grew up, my grandmother
was always watching TV. Like you try to talk to
her and she's just at the TV watching her shows.
And then you go to make an animated show and
it's like, okay, so the grandmother is always going to
have her TV with her everywhere. Yeah, And we build
this show where everywhere she goes, she's dragging this cart
(31:19):
that has her television. She's at a funeral and she's
watching her shows. And that that's the kind of stuff
you can't do in live actions.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I love that the halal cart turned into a piano.
Speaker 9 (31:32):
Oh yeah. I mean, like, I always had this fascination
my dad grew up in the city, you know, Like
I grew up with my dad working in the city,
and it was so funny to me when you go
through Midtown and you see the news ticker on the
Fox News building and it's seeing all these horrible headlines
about Muslim countries and Muslim people, and then you kind
of look right down and there's the halal cart right
(31:53):
on the corner, and you see all the guys with
the Fox badges buying food from the whole guy. And
I was like, man, this guy's got the best hustle
because he knows like they're in there and they're seeing
all this stuff on Muslim people, but then there's that
like guilty part of them on their lunch break.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
That's like, let me try a little halal, you know,
and he's right there to make the butt.
Speaker 9 (32:14):
And so when we started making this show, I'd always
been so fascinated by that guy there, and and that
becomes the dad and the show. He is the guy
who's sewing and you're the dad too.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I play the dad as well.
Speaker 9 (32:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Yeah. And the music are you do you? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (32:27):
I write them, Yeah, I write these like songs when
the music, I mean, are you I am music?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (32:34):
Yeah, yeah, And I think that's you know start. I
in high school I played guitar, but I never really
know each other for.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
A long time. Why I played drums man, Dude, we
could kick it. We would be crazy. We could call
it kosher halal.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
We could we could do we could do.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
I'm open, I'm we could do it.
Speaker 10 (32:59):
I listen.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
I have a van.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Yeah, I'm a terrible drummer, but I can bring our
ship to wherever we play. I do not sing, I've
never and but the singing and the music is great.
There's some really funny songs in it.
Speaker 9 (33:15):
It's really it was so much fun. Yeah, it is
like one of my favorite parts of the show.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
You know that? And what else? Isn't that? What's coming? What?
What's what's the next?
Speaker 9 (33:22):
We got the show coming out this week. I got
to do this crazy cool movie Mountainhead that's coming out
next month, written by Jesse Armstrong with did Successions.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
So fun.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Yeah, it's very, very fun. It's a very it's.
Speaker 9 (33:37):
Really exciting and Yeah, our friend Steve Krell's in it
and he's like, honestly such a joy.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yeah he really.
Speaker 9 (33:44):
He's told me like so many stories about you that yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
Yeah, did any of them mention Mountain Head.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Terrible?
Speaker 9 (33:56):
That was really good?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Thank you very much. I share that.
Speaker 9 (33:59):
Ye good.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah, I went immediately to that. I know, I loved it.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
How much fun that was Orging with Correl like he
is and the dead pan is what I'll get.
Speaker 9 (34:09):
You no, and it's like he's just yeah, he's so
inspiring and he's he's like the way he kind of
picks up a character and he's like such a true
film actor too, like so you get to bounce off.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Him, and it's just I miss all those Yeah, it's
so good to see. Thanks, you're the man.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Remember what I.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Haven't done at Park Video?
Speaker 13 (34:26):
Let me grant right.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Afterway, I didn't know you.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
You look our show.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
But before we go, we're gonna check it with your
host for the rest of the week, Ronnie Chang.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
What's happening to right?
Speaker 9 (34:53):
What else?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
What do you got to the people next week?
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Well, big news for me personally, John, I'm gonna I'm
going to space.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Oh wow.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
Yeah, the all women mission went so well today that
Jeff Bezos asked me to be part of the All
Asian One.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
No Offense, Ryan, But like your top five, all right?
Speaker 4 (35:20):
I just I just Ali Wong Lisa from White Lotus,
Bow and Yang.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
I just yeah, Okay, But that's the point, John, Okay.
I'm the perfect mix of famous and disposable. It's known
in the aerospace industry as the Katy Perry curve. Uh
enough fame for news coverage, but you know, worst case scenario,
the world can move on.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Also, I have.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
No problems peeing in a bottle.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Pean in a bottle. It's an eleven minute ride.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Yeah, I got a thing.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
I got thing with my.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
All right, well, I hope you get back to say
Ronnie Chang. Everybody here.
Speaker 8 (36:00):
This is the first we've had women. But we've never had.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Three of them right here ex flour and three of them.
Speaker 8 (36:07):
Look at you, guys, feel a little bit mystery.
Speaker 11 (36:14):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I like it.
Speaker 14 (36:17):
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