April 11, 2025 • 30 mins
Desi Lydic tackles Trump's cabinet of ass-kissers, his war on water pressure, and Kristi Noem's viral gun photo-op. Plus, Troy Iwata breaks down the White House’s top issue: temperamental showers.
Michael Kosta dives into America's mad money problems in the face of Trump's tariffs: panicked shopping on the rise, price hikes on everyday toys and goods, and the uncertainty around those precious iPhones.
“Saturday Night Live” star and “Las Culturistas” co-host Bowen Yang sits down to discuss his new rom-com, “The Wedding Banquet.” He shares the process behind his portrayals of hilarious “SNL” villains like JD Vance and George Santos, whether his pop-culture podcast has changed over the years, and why his new film feels like a “warm hug of a movie.”
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 3 (00:16):
Your home Daisy Lighting, Welcome.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
I'm Betsy Lighting. You've got so much to talk about tonight.
Christy nom does border cosplay, the tariffs might make you rich,
and Trump declares war on water. So let's get into
another installment of Trump two point zero coming for the
White House.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I'm gonna comedy.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
I'm sorry, I don't know why we keep playing that.
Not going to show that clip anymore. Okay, let's get
into the big story today. Donald Trump had a rough week.
His beautiful economy crash because some dumb dumb came and
tariffed every country on the planet. He tried to save
it yesterday, but the markets are still crashing today because
(01:16):
again some absolute moron keeps ramping up the trade war
against China. But in moments like this, there's one thing
a serious leader does. Gather up all your closest friends
on your payroll and make them say nice things about you.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Thank you for your leadership, and thank you for everything
you're doing.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Your leadership at the border absolutely remarkable. I want to
figure as well for the ship building. I want to
thank you for standing up to the Chinese Communist Party
and what.
Speaker 7 (01:41):
You're doing now, I think is a great service to
our country, but ultimately to the world.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
You are overwhelmingly elected by the biggest majority the US.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Americans want you to be president or vision is a
turning point and an inflection point in American history. Ooh wow,
what do you even say to that.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I'm gonna come.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
No, stop it, stop it not that, but let's be fair.
Serving in Trump's cabinet isn't just photo ops at the
White House. They also do photo ops out in the field,
although with Homeland Secretary Christie Nome this was less like
a photo op and more like a photo whoa, whoa,
whoa whoa. Watch where you point that thing.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
Secretary of Homeland Security Christie Nome is taking heat today
for her latest viral video.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Here we are and Todo Brian.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
She's posing with two federal agents pointing a gun right
at the agent's head.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Wow, give it up for friendly fire, Barbie. Everyone to
be fair, this is Christy Nome and these agents were
wearing dog tags. You know, I'm starting to wonder if
maybe she actually shot her dog by accident while taking
(02:58):
a family photo. Fido, Fido, get in here. Oh never mind,
Jeff people. So Trump's cabinet has been very active. At
today's meeting, Tulca Gabbard said she's going to stop election rigging,
Pam Bondi said she'll seek a twenty year prison term
(03:19):
for someone who vandalized a tesla, and RFK Junior announced
that he'll get fluoride out of the water. So congrats
in advance to your dentist on his new Bentley. But
don't worry. They're leaving the big issues to the president himself.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
The Biden administration launched what you've called a war on showers.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Ah, yes, yes, the War on showers, the fight Steve
Bannon has been on the front lines of his whole life. Now,
most people probably didn't even realize we were in a
war on showers because no one in the Biden administration
ever accidentally added a reporter to the War on Showers
group chat. But in all seriousness, I know the war
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on showers very well. Okay, my uncle actually lost his
leg from stepping on a bath bomb. It's never been
the same. But luckily that war is now coming to
an end.
Speaker 8 (04:15):
Certain regulations that basically killed the water pressure of showers
and other other water appliances. With this executive order, we're
effectively going to be reversing that set of regulations.
Speaker 9 (04:27):
In my case, I'd like to take a nice shower
to take care of my beautiful hair. I have to
stand out of the shell. If a fifteen minutes taill
it gets wet, it comes out, drip, drip. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
It takes fifteen minutes for your hair to get wet.
Are you sure you're not standing in the pantry. The
water pressure is terrible in here, and we're out of cheese.
It's but if you're as big of a Trump head
as I am, I know that water pressure is not
a new issue for him. He's been passionate about this
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crisis for a while.
Speaker 9 (05:05):
Take a shower and water comes dripping out, is cripping out,
very quietly, dripping out seeks right, showers, You take a shower,
the water doesn't come out. It's the shower, it's the sink,
and you know the third element in the bathroom. People
have to flush their toilet fifteen times, ten times right,
ten times, burn on the shower, ding ding it does
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drip drip, drip, drip. Please come out the water, Come on, water,
come out baby.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Oh, come out, baby, Please come out, come out for daddy.
Has he ever said anything more embarrassing?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I'm gonna come.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Stop doing that.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Stop it. The guys, guys, we did it. We found
the one issue Donald Trump is see consistent on. It
is literally the dumbest issue ever. But we'll take it.
But this is still a major announcement, which is why
Fox News deployed its most sophisticated journalism technique. Talking to
old people at a diner.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
Your thoughts about your chance of having water pressure strong
again in the shower.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
That's just fine with me.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I think you should think you.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I think it all about it.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Blow the skin off of it if you wanted better, right,
We don't.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Want to blow the skin off. The epidermis is quite.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Vital, all right, Hold on, kill me, don'tnat like that
guy is the weird one. You're the one walking around
a diner going tell me what you do in the shower.
By the way, why are you talking to the men
in here? You got to talk to these ladies. That's
a group of ladies excited about a stronger shower head.
(06:49):
Am I right? Yeah, they get it. They get it. Still,
I'm not sure the majority of Americans want their skin
blown off. Anyone else want to chime in about water pressure?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
So tell me about what you've pictured.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Now that water pressure will be grading and I'll.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Have to sit there, stand there for two or three
minutes for it to water and even get warm.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Yeah, that's a different thing. This is not just an
open forum for general shower complaints. The water's too cold,
and I don't like how it tastes. It should taste
like Hawaiian punch. Is there anyone in this diner Brian
Kilmead can have a normal interaction.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
With How old are you? Well?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Do you even remember the way it used to be
in two thousand and eight before Barack Obama came in?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
No kill made, dude. He just told you he was twelve.
Do you even know what year it is? Excuse me,
little boy? Where were you for the moon landing? A
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kid was born in twenty twelve? He doesn't remember Obama
as president. He's probably like Obama? Is that the guy
who puts out the Spotify playlist? For more on these
executive orders, Let's go live to the White house with
our very own troy e wata Troy and water pressure
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Really what Trump's going to be.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
Focusing on, absolutely, Desi. And it's not just water pressure.
A few minutes ago he passed another executive order that
says a shower faucet can't do that thing where you
turn it and it's cold, cold, cold, but then super hot.
There has to be a warm middle, if that makes sense,
you know what I mean? Best wishes, DJT, best wishes.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (08:55):
I think halfway through he forgot it was an executive
order and not a letter.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
This is the.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Stuff that he's passing in the middle of a trade war.
What a waste of time?
Speaker 10 (09:04):
No hard disagree, Dosi. I like this version of Trump.
Let him have his little showers, okay. Also I do
love a warm middle.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Okay, But who does this help?
Speaker 10 (09:17):
The real question is who does this hurt? And the
answer is no, what right? Okay, they're going to do
bad things anyway, Desi. But if I'm going to be
spending five hours a day stress pooping on the toilet,
at least give us an executive order like the one
this afternoon that says no more itchy tags on clothes.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
It's too to to to itchy.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Have a great summer.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Donald Trump, Okay, I do agree with that tags are itchy,
But shouldn't he be focusing on bigger real things.
Speaker 10 (09:48):
He's bad at bigger real things.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Ninety five.
Speaker 10 (09:57):
Ninety five of these executive orders are about punishing people
who are just disagree with him. So I'm fine with
side quest Trump. Okay, which would you go up to
Hitler and be like, why are you painting? You've got
work to do.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Is it too much to ask for a president who's
not Hitler?
Speaker 10 (10:16):
Yes, apparently it is, So just focus on the winds. Yes,
he's putting door the Explorer on a flight to El Salvador. Okay,
but he's declared that anyone on the flight who asks
for a soda has to get a whole can. Xoxo,
Donnie Troy.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
I hope you confronted them about that deportation order.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I did.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
The soda can was my idea. These are terrible concessions
for the American people.
Speaker 10 (10:44):
Does If you don't like that one, how about this one?
It says toilet paper must be rolled over the top
and not from the bottom. Lailah's Donald Trump, Yeah, we
can all get behind.
Speaker 11 (10:54):
That, right.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Actually, I like toilet paper rolling from the bottom.
Speaker 10 (10:57):
Oh okay, thank you, so you're one of them bottom rollers. Okay, Well,
enjoy your flight to El Salvador. Hello, Hello, try try
you hang up right now, hang up the.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Phone, Troy, you want everyone?
Speaker 7 (11:15):
Let me come back.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Michael also will do the business. But I'll go away.
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Welcome back to the Daily Show. If you want honest
and rigorous financial news, then go eat a dick. But
if you want to get rich, then you want Michael
Costa and another installment of Costa doing Business.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
What our players, This is the Costa do in Business.
And I'm Michael Costa. So let's make some fat stacks
of that stinking cash. But first, I know what you're thinking,
all right, And just to clarify, I didn't jump off
a building because of the market crash, all right. This
happened because I couldn't pay my coke dealer after the
market crash, and then he threw me off a building.
(12:19):
What up, hector? Anyways, all the more reason to get
down to making some of that mow nay. Okay. Now,
this week Big Daddy Trump's game of tariff no Tariff
caused a lot of selling on Wall Street, but on
Main Street. Everybody still seeing it. Bye bye bye, but
it's spelled be you hy hit.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Me with fears that prices will be going way up.
Some Americans have started panic buying.
Speaker 12 (12:45):
Consumers going on a tariff induced shopping spree from appliances
to alcohol, hourting items like toothpaste and toilet paper.
Speaker 10 (12:53):
We were talking about it that we should buy some
rice because we get rice that's made in Thailand.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
And we said, we don't really need it right now,
but we're going to buy it.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Yup, that's right. American consumers are acting like me when
I saw my coke dealer. They are panicking now. As
a rule of thumb and a financial crisis, you should
never panic. Then again, rules of thumb were meant to
be broken. And I'm talking repeatedly smashed in a car
trunk over and over again. But where there is panic,
(13:25):
there are ah panic tunities. If people are snapping up rice,
then call me the rice paddy daddy, because you're looking
at a guy who just converted his entire bathroom into
a rice paddy.
Speaker 11 (13:37):
Yup.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
Look, And if anyone has a contact that Whole Foods
sensea Costa's toilet rice is still looking for a distributor. Now,
of course, grocery stores aren't the only ones caught up
in Uncle dj T's ecotomy lobotomy.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
No but I me.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Despite a ninety day pause for other countries, tariffs on
China are still sky to the high hit me.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Oh Jesus.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
US tariffs on Chinese goods soared to one hundred and
four percent on everything from clothing and shoes to toys.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
It could soon be much harder to get your hands
on Tonka trucks, care Bears, and even the new Nintendo
switch to that's out this summer. With companies opting to
pawshipments to the US. Swiss watches and X ray tubes
for cat scans could also be impacted with the tariff wars.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
Oh sorry, kids, these tariffs are affecting all your toys,
care bears, Nintendo switches, X ray tubes for cat scans.
Now you're never gonna know what's going on inside of
your care bear well until puberty. Am I right up top?
But sersly, these are just the kind of sacrifices we
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need to make to get the economy back to where
it was ten days ago. So with toys with toys
in the red that means I'm buying up children's tears. Okay,
these things, These things go for ten thousand dollars an
ounce on the street of Silicon Valley. What do you
think Mark Zuckerberg fills his cold plunge with? All right,
(15:05):
that's how he keeps it, so zucker Burder, so Daddy Teas.
Tariffs are going to be affecting some shits that we
don't care about, like child's happiness, or you're a strange
grandma's four A one K. But who cares because you
weren't getting that money anyway, not since your ex wife
told her about what you did in a Sarasota during
a crypto conference. And even though you agreed to counseling
(15:27):
and couple's therapy, and you deleted all the dating apps
from your work phone, and you swore you never be
caught with five thousand dollars cash and a Costco sized
bottled amial nitrates. Ever again, it wasn't enough. It would
(15:48):
never be enough, so you, grandma. But that doesn't mean
Papa Trump's tariffs aren't going to impact things that we
do care about, like iPhones.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Hear me, apple wave of panny buying for iPhones as
higher prices loomed due to Trump's tariffs.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
In iPhone sixteen pro max, already twelve hundred dollars could
jump by another three hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
When it comes to Apple, if they were finding as
many seven forty sevens as they could to get iPhones
out of China.
Speaker 12 (16:15):
Planes stuffed with billions of dollars of iPhones to arrive
before the tariffs take effect.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
That's right, that's right. iPhones are flying here business class,
so Apple can make a little business cash. But refugees
fleeing Wicka war they're not gonna make it, are they.
So that little shiny rectangle in your pocket is now
worth a whole lot of wicked Wicka money, which is
why I'm bullish on unsupervised coat checks. Okay, these rooms
(16:43):
are teeming with tariff three phones. All it takes is
a caterwaiter uniform and you'll be harvesting apples like a
family in autumn. You're no longer allowed to see anymore. Hey, hey, Siri,
how much green gravy did I just make off this
iPhone tariff crisis?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
This phone has been reported stolen calling police.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
Oh yeah, oops, clumsy me right in a cup of coffee.
Looks looks like I'm gonna have to dry that out
in what a bowl of sensing Costa's toilet rice Yeah Baby,
now available in the third stall of the men's bathroom
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at the eth Ruttherford Whole Foods. Now for those of
you that have a working iPhone and your favorite app
for watching tradwives make slow churn smoothies, It's about to
get a new owner.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Hit me.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
The president announced he was extending by seventy five days
the deadline for TikTok's owner to find a non Chinese buyer.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
There are a number of interested parties who have said
they would be willing to acquire the app.
Speaker 10 (17:46):
The founder of the adult content site OnlyFans has also submitted.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
A bid TikTok. It's money o'clock and I'm betting on OnlyFans.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Hell.
Speaker 6 (17:56):
I've been putting money into that site for years, but
I can't pull anything out because Mistress Victoria tells me
I'm not allowed to. Well, at least I put two
of her kids through Northwestern Let's go Wildcats. But no
matter who, Bye bye byes TikTok. Do not worry because
it will not be banned in the us, and that's
(18:18):
a costa arrantee. TikTok is simply too popular. The American
people love it, and for some it's the only work
around we have to communicate with our kids. Hey, Skyler,
Hey Brandon, you guys want to go see the Minecraft
movie this weekend? Sound off in the comments your mom sucks. Well,
that's all I have time for. If I don't get
(18:38):
twenty five hundred dollars to Hector in the next hour,
he's gonna shatter my pelvis. But hey, that's just the
cost of doing business.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
My guest Night is a comedian, writer and actor you
know from SNL. He stars in the new movie The
Wedding Banquet. Please welcome, bow and Yay.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
I don't know about all that.
Speaker 7 (19:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
We got some bye everyone, that's very nice.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Well, wow, I am so happy that you're here. I
hope you're ready because I'm going to hammer you with
tariff questions. Yeah, we have got to get to the
bottom of Trump's trade war. You and me.
Speaker 11 (19:54):
I mean one first of all, I miss one O four.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
We're at one twenty five now, but we're not to
fall like a sex your number right right.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
I totally agreed random. Oh my god, I am such
a huge fan of yours.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Likewise does it but like, okay, I ran into you.
I think it was some it doesn't matter, some awards thing,
but like, I'm.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Sure it was very fancy and very elite.
Speaker 11 (20:16):
It was very fancy early.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
But I've like, whatever I do, I have tunnel vision
at those things.
Speaker 11 (20:21):
I don't look in the pariff. I'm like, I don't
know who I'm gonna like, you know, and get into
the crossfire with.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
But like you, I turned to you and it felt
like there was a star shower behind you.
Speaker 11 (20:34):
Dasney like is right there? And guy lover, Oh.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
You're so sweet. I travel with a ring light, yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
And I haven't and you're backlit.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Yes, I'm always I'm hiring an intern to follow me around.
So it makes you think it's a moment. Yes, No,
I felt the same way. I was like, I need
to corner you and make sure that you come on
the show to see us and then I can snag you. Yes,
but I'm snagged and you and we did it.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
We did it.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
I I love all of the characters that you play
on SNL. You've played George Santos.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
Yes, Oh.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
It's very handsome George Santos, jd Vance and my favorite,
the Prima Donna iceberg Y. That's my favorite of all time.
It feels like you you choose these highly unlikable, unsavory
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characters and just somehow find the humor and make them engaging.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
I really love just this thing in our culture of
like people who are in media who like hate it
too much, but like they chose to like be in
front of the camera, they chose to be on displaying it.
They're like, don't look at me, don't look at me.
But it's like, you know, you opted into there's some
buy in on some level.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
The idea that the iceberg is a victim in all
of this totally.
Speaker 11 (21:58):
That's very and isn't he was just sitting there, I.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Mean, what was he doing. It wasn't really his fault.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
And by now he's he's gone, he's melted away with
climate change.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
What was what was the moment when you were asked
to play? Jd Vance? Lauren asked you? And what did
you say?
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Lauren asked me, And I said, please, please, please, don't
make me do this. Why I really find him challenging.
First of all, I like God's honest truth. I really
do my best with him. But every time I have
to play him, I go to Laura and I say,
you can do a buy back. You don't have to
stick with me. You can please reach out to Zach Alfanakus,
(22:35):
Please reach.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
Out to Terran killim cool.
Speaker 11 (22:38):
But no, he's my that's my charge.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
So how did you find your way through him? Was
it a challenge?
Speaker 11 (22:44):
It was, Oh my gosh, you really are grilling me.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
I We'll get to the Terrists.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
I love it. I no, you know what I worked with.
You guys are gonna roll your freeing eyes. I worked
with like an accent coach. We had to find the
middle between. We had to find the middle between like
Appalachian but Ohio, Like we really had to like find
the rightness. Yeah, And like I was like, I don't
want to screw this up, like I have. I have
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such an uphill battle here, like I've got my almond eye,
I've got like this and there everyone in America is
gonna be like this Asian guy is playing that guy.
Like I was like, I really gotta nail this down.
And I'm just telling you guys, I'm doing my best.
Speaker 11 (23:26):
Okay, it is.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
So far beyond that. I love hearing that because your
presence on SNL is like, like I can't imagine the
pressure cooker it must be, and you always look so
calm and cool and relaxed. So thank you for sharing that.
You that you work really hard. Yeah, you hire an action.
Speaker 11 (23:48):
And I'm not even on Kenemy. It's amazing.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Yes yet, Yes, I want to talk about your podcast,
Last Culturistas. Pop culture has been a huge part of
your life. You started doing that in twenty sixteen before SNL.
How has your perspective changed over the years being someone
who observes and is passionate about pop culture to then
becoming part of the culture.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Oh my gosh, I really think there is no big difference.
We're basically the same show as we were nine years ago,
which is dinosaur years in podcasting. Yeah, truly, But I
mean it's the same show. We start off, we just
riff and then we end with this silly segment. But
I think, like, I'm just like y'all going home watching
(24:34):
the pit, you know what I mean, And like, I like,
we're all watching the same stuff, and I feel like
there I get why everyone thinks that like things are
fragmented now and there's no monoculture anymore. But I feel
like we're still like tuning into like the same shows,
Like there's just fewer shows that we're all tuning into.
Speaker 11 (24:50):
But I feel like that kind of makes our.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Jobs, our jobs as people, as consumers, easier if we're
just like, all right, it's Sunday, We're gonna watch Walton
Goggins be scary.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Yes, yes, and we all did, except I have not
caught up on the finale, so please don't spoil.
Speaker 11 (25:06):
Anything for me.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
I'm gonna watch tonight. I want to talk about your
new movie, The Wedding Banquet. It's so good. You're fantastic
in it. This cast is amazing.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Lily Gladstone, Joan Chen, Yes, Monkey Chohan, it's his first
English movie ever.
Speaker 11 (25:21):
He's amazing in it. Kelly Marie Tran.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
It's a great tell us what the story is all about.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
So it's a remake of an Anglee film from the nineties.
It's about this sham marriage that has to get staged
between these two couples who are friends with each other.
The lesbian couple needs an IVF treatment. The Korean guy,
my boyfriend needs to just stage this wedding so that
his parents in Korea, his family in Korea doesn't find out.
Speaker 11 (25:47):
He's really wealthy.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
He offers to pay for the IVF treatments, and my
character kind of gets sidelined and he's like, how do
I fet into this? And it's so fun. It's a
warm hug of a movie. You'll all love it. I
promise it's great.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
It's a rom com. You're bringing the mom coms back. Yeah,
finally we need more.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
It's me, thank you, Yeah, it's it's it's it's me,
Glenn Powell and Sidney Sweeney, we're all all the front line.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
I'll take I want. That's a movie I'd like to see.
You can make that happen with the three of you.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
The movie, as you said, centers around sham marriage. Have
you thought about who you would want your sham wife
to be for a green card? Like if you had
to totally situation.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
Let's see who who needs one? Who wants to come
here anymore? You know what a fair point I'm gonna say, would.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
She be like a blonde in late night? Or like
you could choose any.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
One I spoken for I feel like right, but she
would absolutely be a blonde as you were.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
As I was.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
I you know what I would really take any I'm
a self proclaimed boob. Gay I love I love a
book some bosom. Yeah that so yeah, as long as
you're staffed, I'll married.
Speaker 11 (27:17):
Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
I would love to play a game with you because
this movie is about a wedding. So I was wondering
if we could play a game where I mentioned things
at a wedding and you tell me do or I
don't think?
Speaker 8 (27:36):
So?
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Honey?
Speaker 11 (27:37):
Love it?
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Okay, all right, ready, yep, these are things at a wedding.
Five day long bachelor or bachelorette party.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
I'm gonna be I'm gonna say that's a hard pass.
Five is too long, even with like families, even.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
With people you love. I totally agree, So I don't think.
Speaker 11 (27:53):
So, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Okay, dog is a ring bearer.
Speaker 11 (27:56):
Oh I do. I love that.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
I love that cute. I agree. Grimsman taking clothes off
on the dance floor.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Yeah, who I mean, depends on the groomsman. But sure, yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Yeah, the more the merrier. Performing at your own wedding.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
Unless your name is J, unless her name is jd
Vance or Ariana grande the no, yes, yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Oh she can she can't, she can't do whatever the
hell she wants. Absolutely unprompted speeches.
Speaker 11 (28:34):
Oh no.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
I feel like the programming for speeches is so intentional
and like if if that uncle or cousin has not
been designated, and there's a huge reason why.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
It's always going to go off, always going to go
off unwelcome. I don't think so. Honey, DJ getting on
the dance floor with you.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
If if you get, if he's taking, if he she
they are taking, request, if they if they will let
you play you know, a freaking like Tears for Fears
song that you love or something, then absolutely, I hope.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
I hope our DJ heard that. So he's gonna play
Tears for he Fears the next wedning.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
You guys go to request. Everybody wants to rule the world.
It will bring people together as the answer to all.
Speaker 11 (29:20):
Of our problems.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Thank you coming for here, love you, Thank you. The
wedding banquet is in theaters nationwide April eighteenth, Bow and Yang, everybody.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Night now here.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
It is Here's moment of them an off.
Speaker 12 (29:51):
We're gonna go for the Golden Age of America. It's
coming now you feel it now. Finally someone is behind
the desk in the Oval Office was going to protect
America in the world. And it's coming, and it's coming now,
and I tell you what it feels great.
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Speaker 3 (00:16):
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Speaker 4 (00:30):
I'm Betsy Lighting. You've got so much to talk about tonight.
Christy nom does border cosplay, the tariffs might make you rich,
and Trump declares war on water. So let's get into
another installment of Trump two point zero coming for the
White House.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I'm gonna comedy.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
I'm sorry, I don't know why we keep playing that.
Not going to show that clip anymore. Okay, let's get
into the big story today. Donald Trump had a rough week.
His beautiful economy crash because some dumb dumb came and
tariffed every country on the planet. He tried to save
it yesterday, but the markets are still crashing today because
(01:16):
again some absolute moron keeps ramping up the trade war
against China. But in moments like this, there's one thing
a serious leader does. Gather up all your closest friends
on your payroll and make them say nice things about you.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Thank you for your leadership, and thank you for everything
you're doing.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Your leadership at the border absolutely remarkable. I want to
figure as well for the ship building. I want to
thank you for standing up to the Chinese Communist Party
and what.
Speaker 7 (01:41):
You're doing now, I think is a great service to
our country, but ultimately to the world.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
You are overwhelmingly elected by the biggest majority the US.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Americans want you to be president or vision is a
turning point and an inflection point in American history. Ooh wow,
what do you even say to that.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I'm gonna come.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
No, stop it, stop it not that, but let's be fair.
Serving in Trump's cabinet isn't just photo ops at the
White House. They also do photo ops out in the field,
although with Homeland Secretary Christie Nome this was less like
a photo op and more like a photo whoa, whoa,
whoa whoa. Watch where you point that thing.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
Secretary of Homeland Security Christie Nome is taking heat today
for her latest viral video.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Here we are and Todo Brian.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
She's posing with two federal agents pointing a gun right
at the agent's head.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Wow, give it up for friendly fire, Barbie. Everyone to
be fair, this is Christy Nome and these agents were
wearing dog tags. You know, I'm starting to wonder if
maybe she actually shot her dog by accident while taking
(02:58):
a family photo. Fido, Fido, get in here. Oh never mind,
Jeff people. So Trump's cabinet has been very active. At
today's meeting, Tulca Gabbard said she's going to stop election rigging,
Pam Bondi said she'll seek a twenty year prison term
(03:19):
for someone who vandalized a tesla, and RFK Junior announced
that he'll get fluoride out of the water. So congrats
in advance to your dentist on his new Bentley. But
don't worry. They're leaving the big issues to the president himself.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
The Biden administration launched what you've called a war on showers.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Ah, yes, yes, the War on showers, the fight Steve
Bannon has been on the front lines of his whole life. Now,
most people probably didn't even realize we were in a
war on showers because no one in the Biden administration
ever accidentally added a reporter to the War on Showers
group chat. But in all seriousness, I know the war
(04:03):
on showers very well. Okay, my uncle actually lost his
leg from stepping on a bath bomb. It's never been
the same. But luckily that war is now coming to
an end.
Speaker 8 (04:15):
Certain regulations that basically killed the water pressure of showers
and other other water appliances. With this executive order, we're
effectively going to be reversing that set of regulations.
Speaker 9 (04:27):
In my case, I'd like to take a nice shower
to take care of my beautiful hair. I have to
stand out of the shell. If a fifteen minutes taill
it gets wet, it comes out, drip, drip. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
It takes fifteen minutes for your hair to get wet.
Are you sure you're not standing in the pantry. The
water pressure is terrible in here, and we're out of cheese.
It's but if you're as big of a Trump head
as I am, I know that water pressure is not
a new issue for him. He's been passionate about this
(05:04):
crisis for a while.
Speaker 9 (05:05):
Take a shower and water comes dripping out, is cripping out,
very quietly, dripping out seeks right, showers, You take a shower,
the water doesn't come out. It's the shower, it's the sink,
and you know the third element in the bathroom. People
have to flush their toilet fifteen times, ten times right,
ten times, burn on the shower, ding ding it does
(05:30):
drip drip, drip, drip. Please come out the water, Come on, water,
come out baby.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Oh, come out, baby, Please come out, come out for daddy.
Has he ever said anything more embarrassing?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I'm gonna come.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Stop doing that.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Stop it. The guys, guys, we did it. We found
the one issue Donald Trump is see consistent on. It
is literally the dumbest issue ever. But we'll take it.
But this is still a major announcement, which is why
Fox News deployed its most sophisticated journalism technique. Talking to
old people at a diner.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
Your thoughts about your chance of having water pressure strong
again in the shower.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
That's just fine with me.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I think you should think you.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I think it all about it.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Blow the skin off of it if you wanted better, right,
We don't.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Want to blow the skin off. The epidermis is quite.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Vital, all right, Hold on, kill me, don'tnat like that
guy is the weird one. You're the one walking around
a diner going tell me what you do in the shower.
By the way, why are you talking to the men
in here? You got to talk to these ladies. That's
a group of ladies excited about a stronger shower head.
(06:49):
Am I right? Yeah, they get it. They get it. Still,
I'm not sure the majority of Americans want their skin
blown off. Anyone else want to chime in about water pressure?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
So tell me about what you've pictured.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Now that water pressure will be grading and I'll.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Have to sit there, stand there for two or three
minutes for it to water and even get warm.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Yeah, that's a different thing. This is not just an
open forum for general shower complaints. The water's too cold,
and I don't like how it tastes. It should taste
like Hawaiian punch. Is there anyone in this diner Brian
Kilmead can have a normal interaction.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
With How old are you? Well?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Do you even remember the way it used to be
in two thousand and eight before Barack Obama came in?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
No kill made, dude. He just told you he was twelve.
Do you even know what year it is? Excuse me,
little boy? Where were you for the moon landing? A
(08:07):
kid was born in twenty twelve? He doesn't remember Obama
as president. He's probably like Obama? Is that the guy
who puts out the Spotify playlist? For more on these
executive orders, Let's go live to the White house with
our very own troy e wata Troy and water pressure
(08:30):
Really what Trump's going to be.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
Focusing on, absolutely, Desi. And it's not just water pressure.
A few minutes ago he passed another executive order that
says a shower faucet can't do that thing where you
turn it and it's cold, cold, cold, but then super hot.
There has to be a warm middle, if that makes sense,
you know what I mean? Best wishes, DJT, best wishes.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (08:55):
I think halfway through he forgot it was an executive
order and not a letter.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
This is the.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Stuff that he's passing in the middle of a trade war.
What a waste of time?
Speaker 10 (09:04):
No hard disagree, Dosi. I like this version of Trump.
Let him have his little showers, okay. Also I do
love a warm middle.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Okay, But who does this help?
Speaker 10 (09:17):
The real question is who does this hurt? And the
answer is no, what right? Okay, they're going to do
bad things anyway, Desi. But if I'm going to be
spending five hours a day stress pooping on the toilet,
at least give us an executive order like the one
this afternoon that says no more itchy tags on clothes.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
It's too to to to itchy.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Have a great summer.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Donald Trump, Okay, I do agree with that tags are itchy,
But shouldn't he be focusing on bigger real things.
Speaker 10 (09:48):
He's bad at bigger real things.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Ninety five.
Speaker 10 (09:57):
Ninety five of these executive orders are about punishing people
who are just disagree with him. So I'm fine with
side quest Trump. Okay, which would you go up to
Hitler and be like, why are you painting? You've got
work to do.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Is it too much to ask for a president who's
not Hitler?
Speaker 10 (10:16):
Yes, apparently it is, So just focus on the winds. Yes,
he's putting door the Explorer on a flight to El Salvador. Okay,
but he's declared that anyone on the flight who asks
for a soda has to get a whole can. Xoxo,
Donnie Troy.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
I hope you confronted them about that deportation order.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I did.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
The soda can was my idea. These are terrible concessions
for the American people.
Speaker 10 (10:44):
Does If you don't like that one, how about this one?
It says toilet paper must be rolled over the top
and not from the bottom. Lailah's Donald Trump, Yeah, we
can all get behind.
Speaker 11 (10:54):
That, right.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Actually, I like toilet paper rolling from the bottom.
Speaker 10 (10:57):
Oh okay, thank you, so you're one of them bottom rollers. Okay, Well,
enjoy your flight to El Salvador. Hello, Hello, try try
you hang up right now, hang up the.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Phone, Troy, you want everyone?
Speaker 7 (11:15):
Let me come back.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Michael also will do the business. But I'll go away.
(11:37):
Welcome back to the Daily Show. If you want honest
and rigorous financial news, then go eat a dick. But
if you want to get rich, then you want Michael
Costa and another installment of Costa doing Business.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
What our players, This is the Costa do in Business.
And I'm Michael Costa. So let's make some fat stacks
of that stinking cash. But first, I know what you're thinking,
all right, And just to clarify, I didn't jump off
a building because of the market crash, all right. This
happened because I couldn't pay my coke dealer after the
market crash, and then he threw me off a building.
(12:19):
What up, hector? Anyways, all the more reason to get
down to making some of that mow nay. Okay. Now,
this week Big Daddy Trump's game of tariff no Tariff
caused a lot of selling on Wall Street, but on
Main Street. Everybody still seeing it. Bye bye bye, but
it's spelled be you hy hit.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Me with fears that prices will be going way up.
Some Americans have started panic buying.
Speaker 12 (12:45):
Consumers going on a tariff induced shopping spree from appliances
to alcohol, hourting items like toothpaste and toilet paper.
Speaker 10 (12:53):
We were talking about it that we should buy some
rice because we get rice that's made in Thailand.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
And we said, we don't really need it right now,
but we're going to buy it.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Yup, that's right. American consumers are acting like me when
I saw my coke dealer. They are panicking now. As
a rule of thumb and a financial crisis, you should
never panic. Then again, rules of thumb were meant to
be broken. And I'm talking repeatedly smashed in a car
trunk over and over again. But where there is panic,
(13:25):
there are ah panic tunities. If people are snapping up rice,
then call me the rice paddy daddy, because you're looking
at a guy who just converted his entire bathroom into
a rice paddy.
Speaker 11 (13:37):
Yup.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
Look, And if anyone has a contact that Whole Foods
sensea Costa's toilet rice is still looking for a distributor. Now,
of course, grocery stores aren't the only ones caught up
in Uncle dj T's ecotomy lobotomy.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
No but I me.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Despite a ninety day pause for other countries, tariffs on
China are still sky to the high hit me.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Oh Jesus.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
US tariffs on Chinese goods soared to one hundred and
four percent on everything from clothing and shoes to toys.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
It could soon be much harder to get your hands
on Tonka trucks, care Bears, and even the new Nintendo
switch to that's out this summer. With companies opting to
pawshipments to the US. Swiss watches and X ray tubes
for cat scans could also be impacted with the tariff wars.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
Oh sorry, kids, these tariffs are affecting all your toys,
care bears, Nintendo switches, X ray tubes for cat scans.
Now you're never gonna know what's going on inside of
your care bear well until puberty. Am I right up top?
But sersly, these are just the kind of sacrifices we
(14:44):
need to make to get the economy back to where
it was ten days ago. So with toys with toys
in the red that means I'm buying up children's tears. Okay,
these things, These things go for ten thousand dollars an
ounce on the street of Silicon Valley. What do you
think Mark Zuckerberg fills his cold plunge with? All right,
(15:05):
that's how he keeps it, so zucker Burder, so Daddy Teas.
Tariffs are going to be affecting some shits that we
don't care about, like child's happiness, or you're a strange
grandma's four A one K. But who cares because you
weren't getting that money anyway, not since your ex wife
told her about what you did in a Sarasota during
a crypto conference. And even though you agreed to counseling
(15:27):
and couple's therapy, and you deleted all the dating apps
from your work phone, and you swore you never be
caught with five thousand dollars cash and a Costco sized
bottled amial nitrates. Ever again, it wasn't enough. It would
(15:48):
never be enough, so you, grandma. But that doesn't mean
Papa Trump's tariffs aren't going to impact things that we
do care about, like iPhones.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Hear me, apple wave of panny buying for iPhones as
higher prices loomed due to Trump's tariffs.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
In iPhone sixteen pro max, already twelve hundred dollars could
jump by another three hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
When it comes to Apple, if they were finding as
many seven forty sevens as they could to get iPhones
out of China.
Speaker 12 (16:15):
Planes stuffed with billions of dollars of iPhones to arrive
before the tariffs take effect.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
That's right, that's right. iPhones are flying here business class,
so Apple can make a little business cash. But refugees
fleeing Wicka war they're not gonna make it, are they.
So that little shiny rectangle in your pocket is now
worth a whole lot of wicked Wicka money, which is
why I'm bullish on unsupervised coat checks. Okay, these rooms
(16:43):
are teeming with tariff three phones. All it takes is
a caterwaiter uniform and you'll be harvesting apples like a
family in autumn. You're no longer allowed to see anymore. Hey, hey, Siri,
how much green gravy did I just make off this
iPhone tariff crisis?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
This phone has been reported stolen calling police.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
Oh yeah, oops, clumsy me right in a cup of coffee.
Looks looks like I'm gonna have to dry that out
in what a bowl of sensing Costa's toilet rice Yeah Baby,
now available in the third stall of the men's bathroom
(17:24):
at the eth Ruttherford Whole Foods. Now for those of
you that have a working iPhone and your favorite app
for watching tradwives make slow churn smoothies, It's about to
get a new owner.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Hit me.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
The president announced he was extending by seventy five days
the deadline for TikTok's owner to find a non Chinese buyer.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
There are a number of interested parties who have said
they would be willing to acquire the app.
Speaker 10 (17:46):
The founder of the adult content site OnlyFans has also submitted.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
A bid TikTok. It's money o'clock and I'm betting on OnlyFans.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Hell.
Speaker 6 (17:56):
I've been putting money into that site for years, but
I can't pull anything out because Mistress Victoria tells me
I'm not allowed to. Well, at least I put two
of her kids through Northwestern Let's go Wildcats. But no
matter who, Bye bye byes TikTok. Do not worry because
it will not be banned in the us, and that's
(18:18):
a costa arrantee. TikTok is simply too popular. The American
people love it, and for some it's the only work
around we have to communicate with our kids. Hey, Skyler,
Hey Brandon, you guys want to go see the Minecraft
movie this weekend? Sound off in the comments your mom sucks. Well,
that's all I have time for. If I don't get
(18:38):
twenty five hundred dollars to Hector in the next hour,
he's gonna shatter my pelvis. But hey, that's just the
cost of doing business.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
My guest Night is a comedian, writer and actor you
know from SNL. He stars in the new movie The
Wedding Banquet. Please welcome, bow and Yay.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
I don't know about all that.
Speaker 7 (19:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
We got some bye everyone, that's very nice.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Well, wow, I am so happy that you're here. I
hope you're ready because I'm going to hammer you with
tariff questions. Yeah, we have got to get to the
bottom of Trump's trade war. You and me.
Speaker 11 (19:54):
I mean one first of all, I miss one O four.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
We're at one twenty five now, but we're not to
fall like a sex your number right right.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
I totally agreed random. Oh my god, I am such
a huge fan of yours.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Likewise does it but like, okay, I ran into you.
I think it was some it doesn't matter, some awards thing,
but like, I'm.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Sure it was very fancy and very elite.
Speaker 11 (20:16):
It was very fancy early.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
But I've like, whatever I do, I have tunnel vision
at those things.
Speaker 11 (20:21):
I don't look in the pariff. I'm like, I don't
know who I'm gonna like, you know, and get into
the crossfire with.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
But like you, I turned to you and it felt
like there was a star shower behind you.
Speaker 11 (20:34):
Dasney like is right there? And guy lover, Oh.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
You're so sweet. I travel with a ring light, yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
And I haven't and you're backlit.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Yes, I'm always I'm hiring an intern to follow me around.
So it makes you think it's a moment. Yes, No,
I felt the same way. I was like, I need
to corner you and make sure that you come on
the show to see us and then I can snag you. Yes,
but I'm snagged and you and we did it.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
We did it.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
I I love all of the characters that you play
on SNL. You've played George Santos.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
Yes, Oh.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
It's very handsome George Santos, jd Vance and my favorite,
the Prima Donna iceberg Y. That's my favorite of all time.
It feels like you you choose these highly unlikable, unsavory
(21:32):
characters and just somehow find the humor and make them engaging.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
I really love just this thing in our culture of
like people who are in media who like hate it
too much, but like they chose to like be in
front of the camera, they chose to be on displaying it.
They're like, don't look at me, don't look at me.
But it's like, you know, you opted into there's some
buy in on some level.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
The idea that the iceberg is a victim in all
of this totally.
Speaker 11 (21:58):
That's very and isn't he was just sitting there, I.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Mean, what was he doing. It wasn't really his fault.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
And by now he's he's gone, he's melted away with
climate change.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
What was what was the moment when you were asked
to play? Jd Vance? Lauren asked you? And what did
you say?
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Lauren asked me, And I said, please, please, please, don't
make me do this. Why I really find him challenging.
First of all, I like God's honest truth. I really
do my best with him. But every time I have
to play him, I go to Laura and I say,
you can do a buy back. You don't have to
stick with me. You can please reach out to Zach Alfanakus,
(22:35):
Please reach.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
Out to Terran killim cool.
Speaker 11 (22:38):
But no, he's my that's my charge.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
So how did you find your way through him? Was
it a challenge?
Speaker 11 (22:44):
It was, Oh my gosh, you really are grilling me.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
I We'll get to the Terrists.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
I love it. I no, you know what I worked with.
You guys are gonna roll your freeing eyes. I worked
with like an accent coach. We had to find the
middle between. We had to find the middle between like
Appalachian but Ohio, Like we really had to like find
the rightness. Yeah, And like I was like, I don't
want to screw this up, like I have. I have
(23:10):
such an uphill battle here, like I've got my almond eye,
I've got like this and there everyone in America is
gonna be like this Asian guy is playing that guy.
Like I was like, I really gotta nail this down.
And I'm just telling you guys, I'm doing my best.
Speaker 11 (23:26):
Okay, it is.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
So far beyond that. I love hearing that because your
presence on SNL is like, like I can't imagine the
pressure cooker it must be, and you always look so
calm and cool and relaxed. So thank you for sharing that.
You that you work really hard. Yeah, you hire an action.
Speaker 11 (23:48):
And I'm not even on Kenemy. It's amazing.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Yes yet, Yes, I want to talk about your podcast,
Last Culturistas. Pop culture has been a huge part of
your life. You started doing that in twenty sixteen before SNL.
How has your perspective changed over the years being someone
who observes and is passionate about pop culture to then
becoming part of the culture.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Oh my gosh, I really think there is no big difference.
We're basically the same show as we were nine years ago,
which is dinosaur years in podcasting. Yeah, truly, But I
mean it's the same show. We start off, we just
riff and then we end with this silly segment. But
I think, like, I'm just like y'all going home watching
(24:34):
the pit, you know what I mean, And like, I like,
we're all watching the same stuff, and I feel like
there I get why everyone thinks that like things are
fragmented now and there's no monoculture anymore. But I feel
like we're still like tuning into like the same shows,
Like there's just fewer shows that we're all tuning into.
Speaker 11 (24:50):
But I feel like that kind of makes our.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Jobs, our jobs as people, as consumers, easier if we're
just like, all right, it's Sunday, We're gonna watch Walton
Goggins be scary.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Yes, yes, and we all did, except I have not
caught up on the finale, so please don't spoil.
Speaker 11 (25:06):
Anything for me.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
I'm gonna watch tonight. I want to talk about your
new movie, The Wedding Banquet. It's so good. You're fantastic
in it. This cast is amazing.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Lily Gladstone, Joan Chen, Yes, Monkey Chohan, it's his first
English movie ever.
Speaker 11 (25:21):
He's amazing in it. Kelly Marie Tran.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
It's a great tell us what the story is all about.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
So it's a remake of an Anglee film from the nineties.
It's about this sham marriage that has to get staged
between these two couples who are friends with each other.
The lesbian couple needs an IVF treatment. The Korean guy,
my boyfriend needs to just stage this wedding so that
his parents in Korea, his family in Korea doesn't find out.
Speaker 11 (25:47):
He's really wealthy.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
He offers to pay for the IVF treatments, and my
character kind of gets sidelined and he's like, how do
I fet into this? And it's so fun. It's a
warm hug of a movie. You'll all love it. I
promise it's great.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
It's a rom com. You're bringing the mom coms back. Yeah,
finally we need more.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
It's me, thank you, Yeah, it's it's it's it's me,
Glenn Powell and Sidney Sweeney, we're all all the front line.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
I'll take I want. That's a movie I'd like to see.
You can make that happen with the three of you.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
The movie, as you said, centers around sham marriage. Have
you thought about who you would want your sham wife
to be for a green card? Like if you had
to totally situation.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
Let's see who who needs one? Who wants to come
here anymore? You know what a fair point I'm gonna say, would.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
She be like a blonde in late night? Or like
you could choose any.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
One I spoken for I feel like right, but she
would absolutely be a blonde as you were.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
As I was.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
I you know what I would really take any I'm
a self proclaimed boob. Gay I love I love a
book some bosom. Yeah that so yeah, as long as
you're staffed, I'll married.
Speaker 11 (27:17):
Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
I would love to play a game with you because
this movie is about a wedding. So I was wondering
if we could play a game where I mentioned things
at a wedding and you tell me do or I
don't think?
Speaker 8 (27:36):
So?
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Honey?
Speaker 11 (27:37):
Love it?
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Okay, all right, ready, yep, these are things at a wedding.
Five day long bachelor or bachelorette party.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
I'm gonna be I'm gonna say that's a hard pass.
Five is too long, even with like families, even.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
With people you love. I totally agree, So I don't think.
Speaker 11 (27:53):
So, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Okay, dog is a ring bearer.
Speaker 11 (27:56):
Oh I do. I love that.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
I love that cute. I agree. Grimsman taking clothes off
on the dance floor.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Yeah, who I mean, depends on the groomsman. But sure, yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Yeah, the more the merrier. Performing at your own wedding.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
Unless your name is J, unless her name is jd
Vance or Ariana grande the no, yes, yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Oh she can she can't, she can't do whatever the
hell she wants. Absolutely unprompted speeches.
Speaker 11 (28:34):
Oh no.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
I feel like the programming for speeches is so intentional
and like if if that uncle or cousin has not
been designated, and there's a huge reason why.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
It's always going to go off, always going to go
off unwelcome. I don't think so. Honey, DJ getting on
the dance floor with you.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
If if you get, if he's taking, if he she
they are taking, request, if they if they will let
you play you know, a freaking like Tears for Fears
song that you love or something, then absolutely, I hope.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
I hope our DJ heard that. So he's gonna play
Tears for he Fears the next wedning.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
You guys go to request. Everybody wants to rule the world.
It will bring people together as the answer to all.
Speaker 11 (29:20):
Of our problems.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Thank you coming for here, love you, Thank you. The
wedding banquet is in theaters nationwide April eighteenth, Bow and Yang, everybody.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Night now here.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
It is Here's moment of them an off.
Speaker 12 (29:51):
We're gonna go for the Golden Age of America. It's
coming now you feel it now. Finally someone is behind
the desk in the Oval Office was going to protect
America in the world. And it's coming, and it's coming now,
and I tell you what it feels great.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Explore more shows from the Daily Show podcast universe by
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