March 5, 2025 • 28 mins
Michael Kosta tackles Trump launching a trade war with Canada, Trudeau responding to Trump with a "disappointed dad" message, and the GOP blaming Biden for stock market issues. Plus, Grace Kuhlenschmidt unlocks American pride as things with Canada get ugly.
Trump voters, Tesla owners, and Yeezy wearers are all suffering from buyer's remorse right now. Ricky Velez offers some advice for dealing with the disappointment and getting rid of your now Nazi-affiliated purchases.
Mae Martin, an award-winning comedian, actor, and writer, sits down with Michael Kosta to discuss “I’m a TV,” their debut album as a singer-songwriter. They talk about the differences between performing as a stand-up and as a musician, finding new vulnerability as a songwriter after their top surgery, the solemn inspiration behind the song “Big Bear,” and that one time they got a tattoo using a stick and poke kit.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central's America's only
source for news. This is the Daily Joke with your
host Michael Costa.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Hello, welcome Dana Show. I'm Michael Costa. Donald Trump just
wrapped up his joint addressed to Congress and we'll have
full coverage on that tomorrow. But tonight, Republicans want to
start cleaning up chicken shit. Joe Biden crop dusted the
economy on his way out in relations with Canada are
a boot to get ugly. But first, our ongoing segment,
the second Coming of Donald J. Trump, I'm Gonna common.
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Donald Trump has been busy in the past couple of days.
He's switched sides in the war in Ukraine, announced a
national crypto Reserve, and dismantled the National Weather Service because
part of the fun of experiencing a Category five hurricane
is the surprise. Trump's been so busy that I was
getting worried he'd forgotten his plan to start a North
American trade war. But my boy, he put it on
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the cow.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
We begin with the breaking news in Americas escalating trade war.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
It's dramatic, a global trade war kicked off at the
stroke of midnight. President Trump's twenty five percent tariffs on
Canada and Mexico are now in effect.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeh, that's right, maybe trade war. Whoo. Nobody does war
better than you say. You s hey, you s hey.
That's right. Canada and Mexico are about to feel the hey.
And the best part is it's not gonna affect us
at all.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
The average American household could spend up to two thousand
dollars more a year on everything from produce to close
to new cars, driving up the cost of a small
car by an estimated sixty two hundred dollars or an
suv by nine thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Wait, we're launching a trade war and it's gonna affect us.
I'm gonna pay nine thousand dollars more for a Kia Sorrento.
Now I finally get why they say war is hell.
So that's what Private Ryan saved. That's what saving Private
Ryan was all about. Private Ryan was a different movie.
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Isn't this the opposite of what Trump campaign? Not raising
prices on everything. I'm already buying my eggs and installments
with Klarna And the solution that his secretary of agricultural
came up with it's not very helpful.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
I think the silver line at all of this is
how do we in our backyards?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
We've got chickens stew in our backyard. How do we
solve for something like this? And people are sort of
looking around.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Thinking, wow, well maybe I could get a chicken in
my backyard, and it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I agree with you. Yeah, I think everyone who isn't
a farmer right now wants to be. Yes, great idea,
great idea, And this time of uncertainty, the one thing
I need now is a wild animal in my house
pecking my dick while I'm trying to make a frattana.
Everybody who's not a farmer wants to be. Are you
kidding me? Americans don't even go to grocery stores anymore.
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We just text get cheerios to strangers on Instacart. But sure,
I guess I'll become a small farmer. And hey, why
stop at chickens? You know I could grow my own avocados,
I could raise my own cows. Wait, why am I
buying my steel like a sucker when I could be
smelting iron ore in my own baptpe. Either way, prices
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are about to go up, and I just hope that
no one told that to the stock market. The stock
market drops for a second day in a row now
that President Trump's tariffs are in effect. God damn it.
Who told that to the stock market. So the stock
market is plummeting thanks to the trade war that Donald
Trump started, so obviously, well we know who to blame
for that.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
Right, what's left of the Biden economy is slumping so badly,
it's just slumping.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
This is the legacy of the Biden economy. Damn you,
Joe Biden. You were supposed to leave the password to
the economy on the White House fridge before you left.
If we're going to blame past presidents, why stop at Biden.
You know, Jimmy Carter's been awfully quiet lately. How convenient.
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But I guess rising prices and a tanking stock market
that's just the cost of starting a trade war with
your neighbors. Now, Mexico they expect it right. Trump's headed
out for them since no one showed up to his
keen Seniera. But but why Canada. We've always been tight
with Canada. We were both British colonies. We play in
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the same sports leagues together. We share joint custody of
Ryan Gosling. If Trump is going to launch a trade
war with them, I hope he has a good reason,
and I'm sure he does. Right right.
Speaker 8 (05:25):
R Trump says the tariffs are needed, and he claims
Canada and Mexico aren't doing enough to stop all legal
immigration and fentanyl shipments.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
The fentanyl coming through Canada is massive, of course, of course,
fentanyl and migrants. That makes sense. We can't just be
letting Canada pump massive and massive amounts of fentanyl and
migrants across our border.
Speaker 9 (05:48):
Data shows less than one percent of the fentanyl entering
in the US comes from Canada, and only one point
five percent of border patrol encounters with migrants take place
at the border with Canada.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Okay, So it's not ventanyl or migrants, and it can't
be because Trump's an insecure, wanna be alpha male thumbing
his chest so the world pays attention to him. So
I guess, I guess we'll never know. It's probably Joe Biden,
what whatever it is, Prime Minister Trudeau, he wasn't having it.
Speaker 10 (06:19):
Today, the United States launched a trade war against Canada.
Their closest partner and ally their closest friend. Now, I
want to speak directly to one specific American. Don't, even
though you're a very smart guy, this is a very
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dumb thing to do.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Wow. Wow, yeah yeah, yeah. He's mad. And he's not
even world leader mad, he's dad mad. This is the
same tone I use when I tell my daughter not
to throw her baby sister. You're into the crib. You
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are not that type of person that does this, even
though you just did this and you'll probably keep doing it,
but you're not this. Okay, Donald, my daughter's name is Donald,
and all of Canada is lining up behind Trudeau, like
Ontario's Premier, Doug Ford, came out to warn America about
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the consequences of a trade work, although in a confusing way.
Speaker 11 (07:28):
The people of the US, which I absolutely love the
American people, they're going to be paying more. The market
is going to go downhill faster than the American Bob
sled team.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Oh sick burn, I think. I mean it sounded like
a slam. But if the market will go downhill really fast,
that means our Bob sled team is also fast, and
isn't Is that like a compliment our bob sled team
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is supposed to go fast, right unless he's saying our
Bob sled team is slow, which is a slam. But
then that means the market won't go downhill fast, which
is good for our economy. This metaphor doesn't make any sense.
The point is doug Ford is forcing me to learn
about bob sledding, and I do not appreciate that. Is
there a Canadian who can make an analogy that's a
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little less confusing? Donna reared in the mayor of Saint
John and New Brunswick, Maybe you have a good analogy.
Speaker 8 (08:29):
I mean, we've been in this comfortable relationship with our
American cousins.
Speaker 11 (08:33):
And now we're being attacked, so you know, we're breaking
up with the US and it's time to move on.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, we're cousins, but we're so we're breaking up. This
analogy is even worse than the Bob sled. You can't
break up with your cousin. Sure, you can both go
off and get married and start your own families and
try to convince yourselves you've moved on. But she's she's
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still there at Thanksgiving every year, and yeah she brings
her new husband and she laughs at his jokes, but
deep down you can see in her pale blue eyes
that she's sad. And I'm sad too, Stephanie, And I
know she can see it in my eyes, which are
the same color as hers, because we're related, and that's
and that's why we can't beat together. Right, what was
(09:21):
I talking about? I'm sorry, Look that's right. Oh, the
trade war that we've launched for no reason. The point is,
look what Donald Trump has done to Canada. They're the
nicest country on Earth, the sexiest cousin, and look what
we've brought them out to do.
Speaker 10 (09:35):
Canadians are reasonable and we are polite, but we will
not back down from a fight.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
Ontario Premier Doug Ford threatened to shut off his province's
electricity exports to the United States and block shipments of
Ontario's high grade nickel.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
With Canadian liquor stores took American whiskey off the shelves.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
There's also hashtags buy Canadian and boycott USA going viral.
Canadian coffee shop The Morning Owl in Ottawa has renamed
its popular Americano coffee to a Canadiano WWE.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Fans were drowning out the performance of the Star Spangled
banner in Toronto.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Take a listen, Damn, Canada's respect for America has gone
down faster than Curtis and Hubert Stevens, a gold medalist
and the two man Bob sled at the nineteen thirty
two in Lake class at Olympics. Now that's how you
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do a Bob Sled metaphor done big Bob Sled fans
out here today. Whatever the reason, Trump has now pushed
America and Canada into a full on trade war and
for more, let's go live to the Canadian border with
our very own Grace Kohl and Schmidt. Grace, what's your analysis?
Speaker 6 (10:58):
It's pretty simple, Michael. America is definitely in the wrong gear.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
We're the bad guys. We suck and when.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
You've made a mistake, you have to take accountability and
tell Canada to shut the up.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I'm sorry, tell Canada to shut the.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
F Yeah, listen, America is in the wrong no ifs
ands or butts. But when Canada starts talking shit, my
dormant patriotic instincts bubble up and suddenly I'm proud.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
To be an American. Well it she is crazy because
I'm not.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
But I can't help myself when that guy called our
bobsa team's slow.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
That piece of shit. Actually, I think he was complimenting
our team. I still don't really know, Oh, that piece
of shit.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
I want to take Canada side, but when they boo
our national anthem, I'm gonna have to shit on theirs.
Oh Canada is in g major. I'm surprised it's not
in a minor.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
I don't really know what that means.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, well, I don't want to explain it to you.
If you know America is in the wrong, then why
are you defending us.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
It's like seeing your mom get arrested. You know she
shouldn't have bought beer for those middle schoolers, but you're
still gonna yell at the cop and try to grab
his gun. It's crazy, but that's love, love for your
mom and love for your country. And if that means
I can't eat waffles with Canadian maple syrup, then by god,
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I will eat them with ketchup.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Yum.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
You know, Grace, I gotta say, in a weird way,
I admire your patriotism.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
I hate it.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
I'm embarrassed to be an American right now, and as
an American, I'm outraged. I don't like this patriotic monster
I've become. Last night I blacked out. I'm a Ford
f one fifty and look at this shirt I'm wearing.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
I don't even know when I put this on.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Wait? Is that a bald eagle pooping out a maple leaf?
Where where did you even get that? Grace?
Speaker 5 (13:15):
I think I made.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
It because I also have it tattooed on my back.
Bottom line, Michael, I just want these tariffs to go away.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I love this country so.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
Much, but sometimes America is just the worst.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah, yeah, sometimes America is the worst. Grace, right the
did you just say about America?
Speaker 6 (13:34):
Never? Not? Never? Not never?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
My Grace COOLi shmid everyone, Grace Cool sad. When we
come back, Rickey Balz gives us his opinion, so don't
go away of Grace. Welcome back to the show. We
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all know I've got great opinions, but I'm not the
only one. Studies show that other people also have opinions.
So here with another installment of in my opinion is
our good friend Ricky Velez.
Speaker 12 (14:21):
The phrase of the day is buyer's remorse. It's like
when you buy thousands of dollars worth of shoes made
by your favorite rapper, thinking one day they'll be as
valuable as the Princess Diana Beanie Baby. But then that
rapper found his favorite new shape. But Yeezy isn't the
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only brand that's out there not living up to expectations
these days. A lot of people are having buyer's remorse
when it comes to the election.
Speaker 9 (14:53):
Six weeks into the second Trump administration, and a growing
number of his supporters are having second thoughts.
Speaker 10 (15:00):
Jenkins voted for lower taxes and less regulation, but Jenkins
finds the first month on settling.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I thought there's so to be checks and balances somewhere.
Riley Cooper was just let go by the US Bar
a service. Do you now regret the way you voted
for Trump? I do feel regret.
Speaker 12 (15:22):
Come on, who could have predicted that the guy that's
known for the catchphrase You're fired.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Would fire you?
Speaker 12 (15:32):
And it's not just Trump that's giving people buyer's remorse
because with the purchase of Trump came one free Elon.
So some people are ashamed of their president and their car.
Speaker 9 (15:44):
Some Tesla owners driven to regret their purchase because of
Elon Musk.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Local Tesla owners are reporting increasing minor acts of analysm
to both cars and chargers and our targets of cursing
and gestures on the road.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
A gold cyber truck has been turning heads, but lately
the attention has taken a threatening turn. According to doctor Kume,
jeruge drivers cut him off and they hurl offensive gestures.
The doctor says that he tried to get rid of
his truck, but he has not been able to find
a buyer.
Speaker 12 (16:15):
Wow, wow, no shit, you can't find a buyer for
a gold cyber truck.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Just break this down for a second.
Speaker 12 (16:32):
Imagine seeing a regular cyber truck and also turning to
the salesman and being like, do you have anything that
makes me look like a bigger dick and also hides
my smaller dick. And by the way, they're not just
vandalizing cyber trucks because Elon sucks. They're vandalizing cyber trucks
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because it's.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
A stupid car.
Speaker 12 (17:03):
It's it's the only car that gives you your virginity back.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Plus if you.
Speaker 12 (17:11):
Get mad at the product, you don't sell it, you
take a semi automatic and you like that mother up
like a true patriot. But those that can't sell their
Tesla's here's another option.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Anti Elon musk bumper stickers have been showing up on
a lot of cars. Some owners scrambled to buy anti
Elon stickers to decorate their evs, like these vintage Tesla.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
This one says pre Madness Edition up with evs down
with Elon sticking it in.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Here another one if I really wanted to like quadruple down.
Speaker 12 (17:49):
US liberals love a sticker. What an inspiring way to
tell the world. I disapprove of Nazis, but not enough
to bite to work. But once again, I feel these
people's pain. You might wonder what kind of douchebag keeps
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a product after it was made by a Nazi. Well,
this kind of douchebag. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. They were
popular in twenty seventeen. I still have my Kanye shoes.
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They were made by him, and I definitely can't give
them to my son for his bar mitzvah. So what
do I do with these? Well one guy has an answer.
Speaker 8 (18:45):
Check out this man in Florida who's now burning several
pairs of Yeasy shoes. Danny Schiff says he's purchased about
forty pairs of those shoes over the years and about
fifteen thousand dollars worth have gone up in flames.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yes, that's what we do. We burn easies.
Speaker 12 (19:02):
The second you have buyer's remorse, it's time to clean
break and no second chances. Just chicken shit, no chicken shit,
half measures, which is why Ricky Valez right now, in
this moment, will put a sticker on my easy.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Nazis bad. Nazis bad. So there no one can judge me,
and that my hero.
Speaker 12 (19:36):
It's not for me to say, but yes I am.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
But that's just my opinion. Rickie velasa Anney. When we
come back, maybe marg will be joining up on the
showf and Don't Go Away. Nazi's Bad. L Welcome back
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for the Brother Show. My guest and I is an
award winning Canadian actor, a writer, producer, and now a
singer songwriter with their debut album I'm a TV Please
welcome Meg Martin. All right, look at that? Look at that?
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Huh look at that? Look at that? You're a Canadian?
Oh yeah, yeah, So I'm required by law to take
twenty five percent off all of my questions. So first question,
what was your experience like.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Doing Okay, I'm gonna have to retaliate with tariffs on
my answers.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah, my experience was really perfect. We got it. Yeah,
but maybe maybe both administrations seeing a Canadian and American
shake hands, that was what they need to see.
Speaker 12 (20:59):
We saw.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Yeah, that was a beautiful moment for democracy.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Your album is tremendous. Thanks beautiful, Uh, thank you. I
was thinking you're a comedian.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Yes, I was thinking that too.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
It's beautiful. You know, how to sing it, how to
play instruments, what is going on? Thanks?
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Than I am a comedian, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've
always wanted to. I've always you know, played music in
my bedroom. Yeah, and shed a single tear and been
really emo.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
But yeah, yeah, how does a comedian. By the way,
May is a comedian. But the music is real music.
This is great music. It's not like, oh, it's a
comedy music. It's it's a real music album. I want
to make that very clear. And it's great. My family
was listening to it. We were listening to it. So
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it's annoying. It's annoying I even have to say that.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Well, no, it's a good thing to specify. People will
be pissed if they wanted punchlines.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
You know, you're going to do a show from here.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
I'm racing to do show, yeah, right after this.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Do you have to make it very clear that jokes
will not be told.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
I do, and and and I have to well, I
mean I chat a bit between songs, but I definitely
have to unlearn the muscle memory that like if people
are just listening and not laughing, I'm bombing because that's
I'll be playing a sad song or something and I'm thinking, oh,
I'm bombing no one. Yeah, yeah, but it's really gratifying,
it's really it's really nice.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I remember starting out doing open mics as a comedian
and I would bomb and it was so silent. Then
I would watch shitty musicians go up and they would bomb,
but there's noise. There's noise that was us musicians in
that regard.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Well, it's also nice not to be alone because there's
a drummer, you know, I have a whole band, and
so it's yeah, it's nice to have that support.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
When you're writing music. Are you naturally trying to not
find a punchline? You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (22:56):
The world is not that funny right now, so it's
not it's not hard.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah, no, no, I mean.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
I'm really enjoying the opportunity to be earnest, And yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
What inspired you to make the album?
Speaker 11 (23:08):
Now?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I guess.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
I just I'm Canadian, as sweet as we established.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
We're gonna go Nobel Peace Prize for that beginning.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Yeah, yeah, right, you're welcome for that.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah, you're welcome for not shaking hands. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
I'd been living in England for twelve years and then
I like three years ago, I moved to LA and
so I was reconnected with my ernest North American roots,
I guess, And I was feeling good. I had just
three years ago, I had top surgery and started testosterone,
and I was feeling very happy and confident.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Who knows how their albums will be?
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Yeah, yeah, so I think I was feeling good or
feeling more comfortable, because it is vulnerable. It's super vulnerable.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
So yeah, but comedy vulnerable. So I know, But are
you telling me that this is more vulnerable to put
out music?
Speaker 5 (24:04):
I think in this moment, I feel.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
That hold back. Now, this is where you hit me
with the chants. Is making music more vulnerable than well
boring your heart out to strangers through spoken word? I mean, Michael,
your special you know it's fantastic. You're talking about your family,
your experiences, your parents. That's so vulnerable and personal for sure.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
But I guess what stand up you can You can
bail halfway through a joke, right, or.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
You can pivot.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
You can lie, That's what I a.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
You can't and you can't pivot with music. No, you
have to.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
You can't be halfway through a song and be like no,
never mind, So you have to. Yeah, So it does
feel exposing.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
One of the songs I love is called Big Bear.
I've been to Big Bear near LA. I got stuck
in traffic, But you sing a beautiful song about to me,
it feels like you're trying to escape something. And then
I'm thinking, maybe that's me right, saying I want to
escape something.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Well, that's the great thing about music. You can project
all your own shit onto it. Yeah yeah, but that, yeah,
for sure.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Tell me about what inspired you to write that song
and what it means. I went again.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
I just moved to the States and I went for
the weekend to Big Barretts, all mountains in the lake
and just outside of LA. And I felt I didn't
I weirdly didn't tell anyone I was going it's so
rare that no one knows where you are. This sounds dark,
but it was just nice to be alone and walking
through the woods. And yeah, so that's why I wrote that.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I think it's awesome not time, and especially now you
have a family.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
You can't be doing.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
That, dude, that's not funny. That's why it's so good,
right right, because I have people that always want to
know where I am. Right, it feels so good. But
if I didn't have a family, that.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Was just it's a lot of pressure to be loved.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Man, did you did you just say what's in my soul?
Speaker 5 (25:55):
I sort of thought it would get a laugh, but
it was deadly silent, like everyone.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Was like, yeah, I'm a TV.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
My friend said, yeah, what does it mean? It's in
It's in one of the songs, so away, I'm just
a TV talking to you. You thought I could remember that,
but I had to read it just to make sure
I got it.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Sure, I'm glad, Yeah, where's it come from? Titles are
really hard, but I think it was for me about
there's so much noise and static electricity, and sometimes I
wonder if our whole personalities are just like a sort
of combination of other people's projections and stuff we consume,
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and so the album was kind of stripping that away.
But then a friend of mine was like, does it Stanford,
I'm a transvestite. I was like, no, but if you
wanted to, you know, that's the great thing about music.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Another example of maybe what we're externalizing is on the inside. Yes,
exactly right. You have TV tattoo? Is that right?
Speaker 6 (26:57):
How do you? Yes?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I do well. I think I'm pretty Let's hope that
that's public information. It's very I do Is that connected
to this?
Speaker 5 (27:05):
No, that was just an ex. I bought a tattoo kit.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Yeah, never do that. I could tell you I won.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yeah, man, you bought a tattoo like a stick and
poak kit.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
I don't know. Yeah, and uh, an ex of mine
one night we've had a few drinks at your tattooed
TV on my I guess I've always liked the feeling
of the word in my mouth.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
TV.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Oh interesting, Yeah, but I think I put the emphasis
on the t TV. What do you say?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Uh, I say aluminium. That sounds very different. That's funny
that you just said, don't buy a tattoo kit. I
didn't know that was the thing you could even do,
and certainly don't do it with your partner. May Martin,
thank you so much for being here. It's called on
a TV. Check out two or days at may Martin
Music dot com. Maymart We're gonna take a quick break
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tonight now here it is your momentum.
Speaker 9 (28:07):
Zas Canadians are opening their wallets wider for made in
Canada products or foregoing some items altogether.
Speaker 11 (28:14):
We didn't buy any fresh berries because the only ones
we found were American and specifically Floridian. No, it's not
happening in my house.
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Speaker 1 (00:35):
Hello, welcome Dana Show. I'm Michael Costa. Donald Trump just
wrapped up his joint addressed to Congress and we'll have
full coverage on that tomorrow. But tonight, Republicans want to
start cleaning up chicken shit. Joe Biden crop dusted the
economy on his way out in relations with Canada are
a boot to get ugly. But first, our ongoing segment,
the second Coming of Donald J. Trump, I'm Gonna common.
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Donald Trump has been busy in the past couple of days.
He's switched sides in the war in Ukraine, announced a
national crypto Reserve, and dismantled the National Weather Service because
part of the fun of experiencing a Category five hurricane
is the surprise. Trump's been so busy that I was
getting worried he'd forgotten his plan to start a North
American trade war. But my boy, he put it on
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the cow.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
We begin with the breaking news in Americas escalating trade war.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
It's dramatic, a global trade war kicked off at the
stroke of midnight. President Trump's twenty five percent tariffs on
Canada and Mexico are now in effect.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeh, that's right, maybe trade war. Whoo. Nobody does war
better than you say. You s hey, you s hey.
That's right. Canada and Mexico are about to feel the hey.
And the best part is it's not gonna affect us
at all.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
The average American household could spend up to two thousand
dollars more a year on everything from produce to close
to new cars, driving up the cost of a small
car by an estimated sixty two hundred dollars or an
suv by nine thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Wait, we're launching a trade war and it's gonna affect us.
I'm gonna pay nine thousand dollars more for a Kia Sorrento.
Now I finally get why they say war is hell.
So that's what Private Ryan saved. That's what saving Private
Ryan was all about. Private Ryan was a different movie.
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Isn't this the opposite of what Trump campaign? Not raising
prices on everything. I'm already buying my eggs and installments
with Klarna And the solution that his secretary of agricultural
came up with it's not very helpful.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
I think the silver line at all of this is
how do we in our backyards?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
We've got chickens stew in our backyard. How do we
solve for something like this? And people are sort of
looking around.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Thinking, wow, well maybe I could get a chicken in
my backyard, and it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I agree with you. Yeah, I think everyone who isn't
a farmer right now wants to be. Yes, great idea,
great idea, And this time of uncertainty, the one thing
I need now is a wild animal in my house
pecking my dick while I'm trying to make a frattana.
Everybody who's not a farmer wants to be. Are you
kidding me? Americans don't even go to grocery stores anymore.
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We just text get cheerios to strangers on Instacart. But sure,
I guess I'll become a small farmer. And hey, why
stop at chickens? You know I could grow my own avocados,
I could raise my own cows. Wait, why am I
buying my steel like a sucker when I could be
smelting iron ore in my own baptpe. Either way, prices
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are about to go up, and I just hope that
no one told that to the stock market. The stock
market drops for a second day in a row now
that President Trump's tariffs are in effect. God damn it.
Who told that to the stock market. So the stock
market is plummeting thanks to the trade war that Donald
Trump started, so obviously, well we know who to blame
for that.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
Right, what's left of the Biden economy is slumping so badly,
it's just slumping.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
This is the legacy of the Biden economy. Damn you,
Joe Biden. You were supposed to leave the password to
the economy on the White House fridge before you left.
If we're going to blame past presidents, why stop at Biden.
You know, Jimmy Carter's been awfully quiet lately. How convenient.
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But I guess rising prices and a tanking stock market
that's just the cost of starting a trade war with
your neighbors. Now, Mexico they expect it right. Trump's headed
out for them since no one showed up to his
keen Seniera. But but why Canada. We've always been tight
with Canada. We were both British colonies. We play in
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the same sports leagues together. We share joint custody of
Ryan Gosling. If Trump is going to launch a trade
war with them, I hope he has a good reason,
and I'm sure he does. Right right.
Speaker 8 (05:25):
R Trump says the tariffs are needed, and he claims
Canada and Mexico aren't doing enough to stop all legal
immigration and fentanyl shipments.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
The fentanyl coming through Canada is massive, of course, of course,
fentanyl and migrants. That makes sense. We can't just be
letting Canada pump massive and massive amounts of fentanyl and
migrants across our border.
Speaker 9 (05:48):
Data shows less than one percent of the fentanyl entering
in the US comes from Canada, and only one point
five percent of border patrol encounters with migrants take place
at the border with Canada.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Okay, So it's not ventanyl or migrants, and it can't
be because Trump's an insecure, wanna be alpha male thumbing
his chest so the world pays attention to him. So
I guess, I guess we'll never know. It's probably Joe Biden,
what whatever it is, Prime Minister Trudeau, he wasn't having it.
Speaker 10 (06:19):
Today, the United States launched a trade war against Canada.
Their closest partner and ally their closest friend. Now, I
want to speak directly to one specific American. Don't, even
though you're a very smart guy, this is a very
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dumb thing to do.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Wow. Wow, yeah yeah, yeah. He's mad. And he's not
even world leader mad, he's dad mad. This is the
same tone I use when I tell my daughter not
to throw her baby sister. You're into the crib. You
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are not that type of person that does this, even
though you just did this and you'll probably keep doing it,
but you're not this. Okay, Donald, my daughter's name is Donald,
and all of Canada is lining up behind Trudeau, like
Ontario's Premier, Doug Ford, came out to warn America about
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the consequences of a trade work, although in a confusing way.
Speaker 11 (07:28):
The people of the US, which I absolutely love the
American people, they're going to be paying more. The market
is going to go downhill faster than the American Bob
sled team.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Oh sick burn, I think. I mean it sounded like
a slam. But if the market will go downhill really fast,
that means our Bob sled team is also fast, and
isn't Is that like a compliment our bob sled team
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is supposed to go fast, right unless he's saying our
Bob sled team is slow, which is a slam. But
then that means the market won't go downhill fast, which
is good for our economy. This metaphor doesn't make any sense.
The point is doug Ford is forcing me to learn
about bob sledding, and I do not appreciate that. Is
there a Canadian who can make an analogy that's a
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little less confusing? Donna reared in the mayor of Saint
John and New Brunswick, Maybe you have a good analogy.
Speaker 8 (08:29):
I mean, we've been in this comfortable relationship with our
American cousins.
Speaker 11 (08:33):
And now we're being attacked, so you know, we're breaking
up with the US and it's time to move on.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, we're cousins, but we're so we're breaking up. This
analogy is even worse than the Bob sled. You can't
break up with your cousin. Sure, you can both go
off and get married and start your own families and
try to convince yourselves you've moved on. But she's she's
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still there at Thanksgiving every year, and yeah she brings
her new husband and she laughs at his jokes, but
deep down you can see in her pale blue eyes
that she's sad. And I'm sad too, Stephanie, And I
know she can see it in my eyes, which are
the same color as hers, because we're related, and that's
and that's why we can't beat together. Right, what was
(09:21):
I talking about? I'm sorry, Look that's right. Oh, the
trade war that we've launched for no reason. The point is,
look what Donald Trump has done to Canada. They're the
nicest country on Earth, the sexiest cousin, and look what
we've brought them out to do.
Speaker 10 (09:35):
Canadians are reasonable and we are polite, but we will
not back down from a fight.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
Ontario Premier Doug Ford threatened to shut off his province's
electricity exports to the United States and block shipments of
Ontario's high grade nickel.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
With Canadian liquor stores took American whiskey off the shelves.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
There's also hashtags buy Canadian and boycott USA going viral.
Canadian coffee shop The Morning Owl in Ottawa has renamed
its popular Americano coffee to a Canadiano WWE.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Fans were drowning out the performance of the Star Spangled
banner in Toronto.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Take a listen, Damn, Canada's respect for America has gone
down faster than Curtis and Hubert Stevens, a gold medalist
and the two man Bob sled at the nineteen thirty
two in Lake class at Olympics. Now that's how you
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do a Bob Sled metaphor done big Bob Sled fans
out here today. Whatever the reason, Trump has now pushed
America and Canada into a full on trade war and
for more, let's go live to the Canadian border with
our very own Grace Kohl and Schmidt. Grace, what's your analysis?
Speaker 6 (10:58):
It's pretty simple, Michael. America is definitely in the wrong gear.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
We're the bad guys. We suck and when.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
You've made a mistake, you have to take accountability and
tell Canada to shut the up.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I'm sorry, tell Canada to shut the.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
F Yeah, listen, America is in the wrong no ifs
ands or butts. But when Canada starts talking shit, my
dormant patriotic instincts bubble up and suddenly I'm proud.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
To be an American. Well it she is crazy because
I'm not.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
But I can't help myself when that guy called our
bobsa team's slow.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
That piece of shit. Actually, I think he was complimenting
our team. I still don't really know, Oh, that piece
of shit.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
I want to take Canada side, but when they boo
our national anthem, I'm gonna have to shit on theirs.
Oh Canada is in g major. I'm surprised it's not
in a minor.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
I don't really know what that means.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, well, I don't want to explain it to you.
If you know America is in the wrong, then why
are you defending us.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
It's like seeing your mom get arrested. You know she
shouldn't have bought beer for those middle schoolers, but you're
still gonna yell at the cop and try to grab
his gun. It's crazy, but that's love, love for your
mom and love for your country. And if that means
I can't eat waffles with Canadian maple syrup, then by god,
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I will eat them with ketchup.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Yum.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
You know, Grace, I gotta say, in a weird way,
I admire your patriotism.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
I hate it.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
I'm embarrassed to be an American right now, and as
an American, I'm outraged. I don't like this patriotic monster
I've become. Last night I blacked out. I'm a Ford
f one fifty and look at this shirt I'm wearing.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
I don't even know when I put this on.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Wait? Is that a bald eagle pooping out a maple leaf?
Where where did you even get that? Grace?
Speaker 5 (13:15):
I think I made.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
It because I also have it tattooed on my back.
Bottom line, Michael, I just want these tariffs to go away.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I love this country so.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
Much, but sometimes America is just the worst.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah, yeah, sometimes America is the worst. Grace, right the
did you just say about America?
Speaker 6 (13:34):
Never? Not? Never? Not never?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
My Grace COOLi shmid everyone, Grace Cool sad. When we
come back, Rickey Balz gives us his opinion, so don't
go away of Grace. Welcome back to the show. We
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all know I've got great opinions, but I'm not the
only one. Studies show that other people also have opinions.
So here with another installment of in my opinion is
our good friend Ricky Velez.
Speaker 12 (14:21):
The phrase of the day is buyer's remorse. It's like
when you buy thousands of dollars worth of shoes made
by your favorite rapper, thinking one day they'll be as
valuable as the Princess Diana Beanie Baby. But then that
rapper found his favorite new shape. But Yeezy isn't the
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only brand that's out there not living up to expectations
these days. A lot of people are having buyer's remorse
when it comes to the election.
Speaker 9 (14:53):
Six weeks into the second Trump administration, and a growing
number of his supporters are having second thoughts.
Speaker 10 (15:00):
Jenkins voted for lower taxes and less regulation, but Jenkins
finds the first month on settling.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I thought there's so to be checks and balances somewhere.
Riley Cooper was just let go by the US Bar
a service. Do you now regret the way you voted
for Trump? I do feel regret.
Speaker 12 (15:22):
Come on, who could have predicted that the guy that's
known for the catchphrase You're fired.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Would fire you?
Speaker 12 (15:32):
And it's not just Trump that's giving people buyer's remorse
because with the purchase of Trump came one free Elon.
So some people are ashamed of their president and their car.
Speaker 9 (15:44):
Some Tesla owners driven to regret their purchase because of
Elon Musk.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Local Tesla owners are reporting increasing minor acts of analysm
to both cars and chargers and our targets of cursing
and gestures on the road.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
A gold cyber truck has been turning heads, but lately
the attention has taken a threatening turn. According to doctor Kume,
jeruge drivers cut him off and they hurl offensive gestures.
The doctor says that he tried to get rid of
his truck, but he has not been able to find
a buyer.
Speaker 12 (16:15):
Wow, wow, no shit, you can't find a buyer for
a gold cyber truck.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Just break this down for a second.
Speaker 12 (16:32):
Imagine seeing a regular cyber truck and also turning to
the salesman and being like, do you have anything that
makes me look like a bigger dick and also hides
my smaller dick. And by the way, they're not just
vandalizing cyber trucks because Elon sucks. They're vandalizing cyber trucks
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because it's.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
A stupid car.
Speaker 12 (17:03):
It's it's the only car that gives you your virginity back.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Plus if you.
Speaker 12 (17:11):
Get mad at the product, you don't sell it, you
take a semi automatic and you like that mother up
like a true patriot. But those that can't sell their
Tesla's here's another option.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Anti Elon musk bumper stickers have been showing up on
a lot of cars. Some owners scrambled to buy anti
Elon stickers to decorate their evs, like these vintage Tesla.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
This one says pre Madness Edition up with evs down
with Elon sticking it in.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Here another one if I really wanted to like quadruple down.
Speaker 12 (17:49):
US liberals love a sticker. What an inspiring way to
tell the world. I disapprove of Nazis, but not enough
to bite to work. But once again, I feel these
people's pain. You might wonder what kind of douchebag keeps
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a product after it was made by a Nazi. Well,
this kind of douchebag. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. They were
popular in twenty seventeen. I still have my Kanye shoes.
(18:32):
They were made by him, and I definitely can't give
them to my son for his bar mitzvah. So what
do I do with these? Well one guy has an answer.
Speaker 8 (18:45):
Check out this man in Florida who's now burning several
pairs of Yeasy shoes. Danny Schiff says he's purchased about
forty pairs of those shoes over the years and about
fifteen thousand dollars worth have gone up in flames.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yes, that's what we do. We burn easies.
Speaker 12 (19:02):
The second you have buyer's remorse, it's time to clean
break and no second chances. Just chicken shit, no chicken shit,
half measures, which is why Ricky Valez right now, in
this moment, will put a sticker on my easy.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Nazis bad. Nazis bad. So there no one can judge me,
and that my hero.
Speaker 12 (19:36):
It's not for me to say, but yes I am.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
But that's just my opinion. Rickie velasa Anney. When we
come back, maybe marg will be joining up on the
showf and Don't Go Away. Nazi's Bad. L Welcome back
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for the Brother Show. My guest and I is an
award winning Canadian actor, a writer, producer, and now a
singer songwriter with their debut album I'm a TV Please
welcome Meg Martin. All right, look at that? Look at that?
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Huh look at that? Look at that? You're a Canadian?
Oh yeah, yeah, So I'm required by law to take
twenty five percent off all of my questions. So first question,
what was your experience like.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Doing Okay, I'm gonna have to retaliate with tariffs on
my answers.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah, my experience was really perfect. We got it. Yeah,
but maybe maybe both administrations seeing a Canadian and American
shake hands, that was what they need to see.
Speaker 12 (20:59):
We saw.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Yeah, that was a beautiful moment for democracy.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Your album is tremendous. Thanks beautiful, Uh, thank you. I
was thinking you're a comedian.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Yes, I was thinking that too.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
It's beautiful. You know, how to sing it, how to
play instruments, what is going on? Thanks?
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Than I am a comedian, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've
always wanted to. I've always you know, played music in
my bedroom. Yeah, and shed a single tear and been
really emo.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
But yeah, yeah, how does a comedian. By the way,
May is a comedian. But the music is real music.
This is great music. It's not like, oh, it's a
comedy music. It's it's a real music album. I want
to make that very clear. And it's great. My family
was listening to it. We were listening to it. So
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it's annoying. It's annoying I even have to say that.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Well, no, it's a good thing to specify. People will
be pissed if they wanted punchlines.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
You know, you're going to do a show from here.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
I'm racing to do show, yeah, right after this.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Do you have to make it very clear that jokes
will not be told.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
I do, and and and I have to well, I
mean I chat a bit between songs, but I definitely
have to unlearn the muscle memory that like if people
are just listening and not laughing, I'm bombing because that's
I'll be playing a sad song or something and I'm thinking, oh,
I'm bombing no one. Yeah, yeah, but it's really gratifying,
it's really it's really nice.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I remember starting out doing open mics as a comedian
and I would bomb and it was so silent. Then
I would watch shitty musicians go up and they would bomb,
but there's noise. There's noise that was us musicians in
that regard.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Well, it's also nice not to be alone because there's
a drummer, you know, I have a whole band, and
so it's yeah, it's nice to have that support.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
When you're writing music. Are you naturally trying to not
find a punchline? You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (22:56):
The world is not that funny right now, so it's
not it's not hard.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah, no, no, I mean.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
I'm really enjoying the opportunity to be earnest, And yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
What inspired you to make the album?
Speaker 11 (23:08):
Now?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I guess.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
I just I'm Canadian, as sweet as we established.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
We're gonna go Nobel Peace Prize for that beginning.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Yeah, yeah, right, you're welcome for that.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah, you're welcome for not shaking hands. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
I'd been living in England for twelve years and then
I like three years ago, I moved to LA and
so I was reconnected with my ernest North American roots,
I guess, And I was feeling good. I had just
three years ago, I had top surgery and started testosterone,
and I was feeling very happy and confident.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Who knows how their albums will be?
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Yeah, yeah, so I think I was feeling good or
feeling more comfortable, because it is vulnerable. It's super vulnerable.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
So yeah, but comedy vulnerable. So I know, But are
you telling me that this is more vulnerable to put
out music?
Speaker 5 (24:04):
I think in this moment, I feel.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
That hold back. Now, this is where you hit me
with the chants. Is making music more vulnerable than well
boring your heart out to strangers through spoken word? I mean, Michael,
your special you know it's fantastic. You're talking about your family,
your experiences, your parents. That's so vulnerable and personal for sure.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
But I guess what stand up you can You can
bail halfway through a joke, right, or.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
You can pivot.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
You can lie, That's what I a.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
You can't and you can't pivot with music. No, you
have to.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
You can't be halfway through a song and be like no,
never mind, So you have to. Yeah, So it does
feel exposing.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
One of the songs I love is called Big Bear.
I've been to Big Bear near LA. I got stuck
in traffic, But you sing a beautiful song about to me,
it feels like you're trying to escape something. And then
I'm thinking, maybe that's me right, saying I want to
escape something.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Well, that's the great thing about music. You can project
all your own shit onto it. Yeah yeah, but that, yeah,
for sure.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Tell me about what inspired you to write that song
and what it means. I went again.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
I just moved to the States and I went for
the weekend to Big Barretts, all mountains in the lake
and just outside of LA. And I felt I didn't
I weirdly didn't tell anyone I was going it's so
rare that no one knows where you are. This sounds dark,
but it was just nice to be alone and walking
through the woods. And yeah, so that's why I wrote that.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I think it's awesome not time, and especially now you
have a family.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
You can't be doing.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
That, dude, that's not funny. That's why it's so good,
right right, because I have people that always want to
know where I am. Right, it feels so good. But
if I didn't have a family, that.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Was just it's a lot of pressure to be loved.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Man, did you did you just say what's in my soul?
Speaker 5 (25:55):
I sort of thought it would get a laugh, but
it was deadly silent, like everyone.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Was like, yeah, I'm a TV.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
My friend said, yeah, what does it mean? It's in
It's in one of the songs, so away, I'm just
a TV talking to you. You thought I could remember that,
but I had to read it just to make sure
I got it.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Sure, I'm glad, Yeah, where's it come from? Titles are
really hard, but I think it was for me about
there's so much noise and static electricity, and sometimes I
wonder if our whole personalities are just like a sort
of combination of other people's projections and stuff we consume,
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and so the album was kind of stripping that away.
But then a friend of mine was like, does it Stanford,
I'm a transvestite. I was like, no, but if you
wanted to, you know, that's the great thing about music.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Another example of maybe what we're externalizing is on the inside. Yes,
exactly right. You have TV tattoo? Is that right?
Speaker 6 (26:57):
How do you? Yes?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I do well. I think I'm pretty Let's hope that
that's public information. It's very I do Is that connected
to this?
Speaker 5 (27:05):
No, that was just an ex. I bought a tattoo kit.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Yeah, never do that. I could tell you I won.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yeah, man, you bought a tattoo like a stick and
poak kit.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
I don't know. Yeah, and uh, an ex of mine
one night we've had a few drinks at your tattooed
TV on my I guess I've always liked the feeling
of the word in my mouth.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
TV.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Oh interesting, Yeah, but I think I put the emphasis
on the t TV. What do you say?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Uh, I say aluminium. That sounds very different. That's funny
that you just said, don't buy a tattoo kit. I
didn't know that was the thing you could even do,
and certainly don't do it with your partner. May Martin,
thank you so much for being here. It's called on
a TV. Check out two or days at may Martin
Music dot com. Maymart We're gonna take a quick break
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or the right back after this. I'll toush up with
tonight now here it is your momentum.
Speaker 9 (28:07):
Zas Canadians are opening their wallets wider for made in
Canada products or foregoing some items altogether.
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we found were American and specifically Floridian. No, it's not
happening in my house.
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