February 21, 2024 • 41 mins
Covino and Rich fill in for DP and the guys to complete their Dan Patrick Hat Trick! Covino asks for help he tries to figure out if he should shell out for a half-day at Disneyland with his family after the show. The guys look back on missed opportunities in the world of sports and beyond. Plus, can women actually be given hall passes in relationships?!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You are listening to the Dan Patrick Show on Fox
Sports Radio.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yo, Day three of the Dan Patrick Patrick. It's always
good to hang out in the man cave.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
What's up everybody? What's up? Rich?
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Is Covino and Rich on Fox Sports Radio.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Good to see you, Joel Joel on the xylophones, on
the ones and twos. Of course we got Bershiy Bursch
on the phones at eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox.
Nick coopetr update spot on the videos. It's a whole
squad here, got a whole squad of mutants from Table nine.
Mutants from Table nine to hang out with us every
(00:39):
day again and Rich and if you want to check
us out, yeah, at Covino and Rich to chime in
or call us eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox.
We have lots to talk about today. O. J. Simpson
way back on a Wednesday. OJ oh wow, some OJ
to start off the morning.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
We'll get the him.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Also the times in the sports world when you were
just so wrong.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
ASONI style, I was wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
There's a clip floating around about Patrick Mahomes that I
find hilarious. So we'll talk about when you were just
dead wrong. Also the idea of a hall pass with
your wife or girlfriend is a social media clip that's
floating around. We have to tackle a little bit. So
we'll get to all that coming up within the hour.
So here on not sports Radio. But I hope you
(01:35):
had a great Tuesday night. I hope you're coming up
on The Bachelor, watched something good, maybe went out and
had a drink, a taco or something on a Tuesday night.
But a question, just random question to start the day,
because it's on my mind every day. You wake up
and you're like, all right, what's son the agenda today? Oh,
(01:56):
I hope I have anything to do for me A
guy like me, I don't want any dots on my calendar.
I want no plans. I want to do my job,
go home, and not be bothered. It's like a big
contradiction to know Steve Cavino is to know that he's
always talking about wanting to do big things.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Let's do this, let's do that.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
But at the same time, Seed, I just said, I
don't want to be bothered with you know, other plans.
I want to relax, put my feet up and watch
the morning show on Apple TV.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
You don't want dots on your calendar, but you want
big things.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yes, but they don't go hand in hand. No, they're separate.
So I woke up today and I said, oh, gotta
do Dan Patrick.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
After that, when we do our Patreon, I'm just gonna relax.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
And I'm like, ah hmm.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
This is an old school way back on a Wednesday,
you make the call.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I just want some help. I'm the friend the need today.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
You make the call or John Kenyonis, what would you
do that? So when you're driving to work right now,
I want you to hear me out wherever you are,
whoever you are, if you're on the iHeartRadio app, if
you're listening in the future on the podcast, if you're
listening on our affiliates, shout out to the affiliates. We
appreciate you. So my sister's in town. Okay, sisters in town.
(03:15):
She's rarely in town. By the way, every time a
weird scenario happens in a public place, I do have
the thought of what if I'm being tested by John
Kenyonis and I would and I don't interrupt and do
the right thing. Here's I'll be the guy on ABC
that everyone's like he didn't stick up for the you know,
the random person. We're assuming that everybody knows that John
(03:37):
Keynyona's show where they set up a scenario just to
see how you react. If I ever feel that way,
I just look around and I see I look for
two things. Cameras, lighting and John Kyinyona's giant melon is
Thornton melon because he can't hide that head of his man.
That guy's got a noggin. He's the noggin boss. So
(04:00):
soh sisters in town. She's rarely in town. It's important
to the story. Okay, you know we're from New Jersey
and New York. We're from the East Coast, but we
live out here in La. Sister came to La with
her daughter and she's taking my daughter, my teenage daughter,
my teenage pain in the ass, and my other nieces
(04:21):
and nephews. They're going to Disneyland today. Okay, might be
a good day because that a little bit of rain.
Oh yeah, it might keep the crowd.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
They rescheduled because of all the rain. So they're going
today and it's sort of her last day here. Now
here's my Fox Sports radio conundrum. Here's the pickl on man.
I want to go home after this show three hours
of awesome, and then we do our Patreon for two hours.
So we still do another show, Covino and Rich Unleashed
(04:51):
and uncensoredch that's on patreon dot com slash Covino and Rich.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
So another two hours.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Now I'm thinking, Okay, when all's said and done and
we're mentally drained and I'm out of words and nothing
to say, and I'm decompressing, and I'm wanting to go home.
Do I then take a trip in the traffic and
spend about one hundred and ninety dollars on a ticket
to meet my sister, my sisters, their kids, and my
(05:21):
kid in Disneyland. If you don't got to tell you,
if you don't do it, yeah, you're gonna look back
and be like, what a lazy piece of crap I
Or I'm getting off cheap and they're taking my kid
and they're doing all the work because Uncle.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Steve's working right now, Like I got off easy. I
don't have to be called Steve needs to create memory.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
And I'm not saying that I'm above Disney or I'm
too cool.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Look, I love Disney.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I love the car's ride, I love soaring, I love
the California.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Now you want to be soaring above the world. I
like the teacups. That's not my point.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
My point is, Hey, this is an opportunity where they
get to be good antie, they get to take my kid,
they get to do their thing.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Why the hell do I gotta go there?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Right?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
This is like my day off. I got off cheap.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
But then there's that guilty side of me that's thinking,
but my sister's here, and when am I gonna get
this opportunity, opportunity to what rich sit in traffic by
myself to get there, only to probably walk in the
middle of a tantrum where they're gonna leave soon anyway, Like,
oh you just got here, we're leaving it about an hour.
What's that old Trace Atkins song? Yo going to miss news?
(06:29):
You're gonna want these days back? You got a teenage
daughter who just became a teenager niece's Disney World.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I'm sorry, disney Land r out here in LA.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
You're trying to tell me that you wouldn't feel like
a jerk if you set it out. And you gotta
make appointments nowadays to even enter the park. After COVID,
it's a whole different setup, Like, you can't just roll
up and show up and buy a ticket, so I'd
have to figure that out.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
That sounds like a hassle in a home.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Maybe you'll get off easy and you go to buy
a ticket, it's like, sorry, park's full today. Yeah, well
that's something i'd want to know before I got to
Wally World, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Well, here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
By the way, Bursch Joel, is your instinct that he
should go just the fun sit it out, because, like
I said, I woke up today and I'm like, yeah,
we gotta talk about JJ Reddick. And I'm like, oh,
after that, I think I might have to go to Disneyland.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I just want to relax. It's a busy week, this
OJ story. Oh damn Disneyland. Yeah. I think it's fine
for you to set this one out.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Take the day off.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
You deserve it. You're you're doing a.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Lot this week.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah, dude, we're filling it for Dan Patrick, right, which
is again an honor.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I love talking to new people, but it is a
little mentally draining, right. We got to wake up early.
Our schedules off, that's really it. Our schedules. No, no, no,
I'm not complaining it, but we love this. We jumped
at the opportunity. Then we fill in for Colin cow
Hurt tomorrow. So again, got to bring the A game.
How can I focus on my A game if I'm
(08:00):
on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, think about it?
If I just if you're okay with every time Uncle
Steve comes up, your niece's like hull see, then you
understand my pickle. No need to harp on it, unless,
of course, you have thoughts, then chime in or leave
a comment. I'm actually asking for help. Usually it's us
giving advice. You know what you are, you're there now.
(08:21):
I'm just the guy who just wants to lay home
and be lazy. You're the guy so much easier to
be lazy, or the girl that we all know which is.
And it's a lot of the people we're talking to
right now where you're always reluctant to go through with
the plan, and then when you do, you always come
out on the other side saying, oh man, I'm glad
I did that.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
A lot of times it'll be He'll be dinner with
friends the other side of town. I'll give you an example,
remember when you were a kid way back on a Wednesday,
you woke up and you're like, I don't want to
go to school today, and then by midday you're watching
The Prices writ in Jenny Jones Little Ricky Lake Action,
You're like, I kind of totally went to school today.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
I should have went to school.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
What did I know?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Later on, I might have that feeling when I'm sitting
there with my hand down my pants like al Bundy board,
watching TV, watching sports highlights, listening to Fox Sports Radio,
I'm gonna think to myself, I could have went to Disneyland.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
I should have went. Yeah, I think I'm sitting here bored.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I should have went and made a nice impact on
my family and surprised them. Happened again. You know what happens.
My sisters think I'm Daddy Stacks. So I'm gonna show
up and know what they're gonna think. Oh, now Uncle
Steve could buy them all these stupid ears and and
do it and Uncle Steve toys. There's multiple exemples. The
(09:37):
question is am I Funcle Steve today? Fun Uncle Steve?
Or do I stay home?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
It's like there's so many things you could compare this to,
like you said, it's staying home from school when you're
a kid realizing yeah, I could have went.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Once you get into it, you know what it's like.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
It's like get it on with with someone you've been
dating a while, or a wife you've been with for years.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
How are you gonna compare?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Sometimes you're laying in bed a magical day, you're tired,
you're getting it on, the wife is tired. And there
are times where you're like, I don't know if I'm
in the mood for any of this, and then the
minute at starts, you're like, I'm glad I did see
But Bursch, I think Bursh's like one of the nicest
guys going here at Fox Sports Radio.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
And even he was like, nah, I think you can
sit this one out. So that means a lot to me, Bursch.
I appreciate that, man, because I will always opt for
just sitting around.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, right, Like I'm really good at that. I think
Bursh's really good at that. TOOHI I'm really good at that.
Hey Joe, what would you do just to wrap it up?
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Man?
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Any thoughts here?
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Yeah, don't listen to rich Oh right, go home, go
go saying, yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
The question is to wrap it up. Is it a crime?
They just want to go and relax.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
It's gonna be rainy.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
I hope not.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Pack's gonna be crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah, that's my excuse. But for their sake, I hope
it's a nice sunny day.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Steve's gonna get a cold. He was on the rides
in the rain.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
You know, maybe I come down with a black lung
and I call it my sisters.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Guys, I don't think I'm gonna make it.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I will.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I'll wrap it with this before we get to all
the action, pack goodness. Like I said, we're talking about homes,
We're talking hall passes, We're talking Antonio Pears and O. J.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Simpson.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Today's gonna be a fun one. Think you're just rattling
off sports names. We're gonna talk Steve Garvey, Gary Guyetti,
Yeah exactly, Jeff Garcia. We're gonna talk about a lot
of fun things today. But I do like your question
because what's gonna happen is when you live out of
town and there's a lot of people listening that you
know have moved, and you always bitch and complain. Noe
(11:37):
of my family visits me now, they do.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
And you know what they're gonna talk about. What's gonna
happen is your sister's gonna go back to Jersey and
your parents he had to go. Did you have a
lot of fun with Steven? Your Your whole family's gonna
talk about you. They're gonna because what's gonna happen is
that they're gonna go back to New York and j
and oh, how is your trip to la to visit
(12:03):
Stephen and Steve Covino here that you know what the
story is gonna be.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Oh, well we went to Disney, he took a nap.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
And then your then your dad's that's gonna say, is
he filling in for the sports radio show in the nation.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
How about I wanted my daughter to have a good
time without me.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
That's a good one, Good spin Jolson the Spin Zone.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yeah, I want I wanted the sisters to bond and
they were having a good time with I could just
see your daddy because I know Covino's parents, your old
school dad's would be.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Like And that is why I don't visit that son
of a gun. I don't go out there. What is
he gonna leave me?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Hey, he's Hollywood now thinks he's too good for It's
a small world.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
He changed.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, Well, hey, something to think about, guys, and your
help is appreciated. Eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox
at Covino and Rich. I guess I'll give you the
conclusion to the story tomorrow. When are we filling for Colineta?
What's that mid level Jim care movie Yes, ma'am, yes
man where he realizes, you know, oh with uh Luis Guzma.
(13:06):
Maybe life's a little better when you just say yes.
It's so easy to say no. But remember when you
say yes to something, you're saying no to something else.
So you're saying yes to Disney with your nieces, no
to take in a nap note or relaxing. Relaxing is
very underrated. Bro, I'm gonna pro at that. I love it.
(13:27):
I love it. So that's my question to never get
the ball rolling. It's never gonna be an old.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Rand though.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You're never gonna be an old guy randomly sitting around
being like, really, I'm too glad back in the day.
I took a nap that day. But again, I'm also
paying probably two hundred dollars. Who cares for half a day.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
The fun part about money is you could always make more.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
It says you you don't have to make out support,
can't make those memories?
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Yeah, well think about it.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I have two little kids, trust men, I probably paid
just much is for them that you pay for child support.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
And I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Plus they pay us some meatballs here on Fox Sports Radio,
so that's a lot of money. Well they pay me
and gum. Oh really, thanks again for hearing me out.
It's just something I woke up thinking about. Of course,
I woke up thinking about, well, what do we get
to discussed today? But then I was like, ah, and
we have lots of stuff to get to on the
Cavino and Rich Show and for Dan Patrick, you know what,
(14:23):
I woke up thinking about what? I woke up thinking
about the same thing, like, Hey, what's what's the hot story?
Because it's a weird time of that you're in sports
right because football's over. I feel like I'm like, is
everyone doing what I'm doing? You ever have that feeling
where I'm like, Football's over? Sort of bummed about that.
You got the football blues a little bit because you're
so used to Monday night, Thursday night Saturday college NFL
(14:43):
on Sunday, it.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Does give you.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
It's so much less and baseball hasn't kicked in yet.
You're like, all right, well the NBA, we don't start
again until tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
No sports. Yeah, how many times did you see that?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
JJ?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Reddick kind of like, yes, All, I kept I'm so
mad about Doc Rivers. That's that's really the big story.
J relax All. I kept big like Cavino on the couch.
Relax All. I kept thinking of my sports. What are
you so mad about it?
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Like?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Is everyone else catching up on dumb reality television just
eating girl skal cookies?
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Because that's what I did all night last night.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I eat thin mints by the sleeve, thin mince. I
think I think thin mints are packed, nik Kobe, you
might agree with me. I don't know thin mints are
putting that flimsy plastic sleeve because I think you're supposed
to eat them all in one sitting. That's an old
Brian Reagan comedian Brian Reagan bit. Really he would eat
fig Newton's by the sleeve. I think thin min should
(15:38):
put in the freezer, and you usually eat them.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
By the sleeve.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Yeah, that we don't open a sleeve without finishing a sleeve.
My wife and I, it's just like you did last night.
Last night we was Ravo on and we're just passing
the sleeve back. I said, there's not a game in
the world on I was like, honey, tonight's night. We
are watching at least three episodes of Love Is Blind.
Kids are sleeping the edibles and Girl Scout cookies. That
was my night last night. So mo is or what
(16:04):
do they call them in certain parts of the country,
Carmel the lights. Yeah, there's two different suppliers of Girl
Scout cookies. Not everybody knows this, so depending on where
you are, you get one or the other.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Right, Yeah, my daughter thought I got hurt, like the
generic cheap ass version. No, no, no, they're just called
something different when you get them from someone. By the way,
when when it's a lull in the sports world, that's
when you start talking about different Girl Scout manufacturers.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
But there are two bakeries. Nick Nick is right, by
the way.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
For for Covino's situation, I don't think we can understate
the traffic portion of this. I mean that's you're looking
at a minimum two hours each way I'm thinking.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Honestly, if you're in the valley, if people that don't know,
if you're.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
At four hours just to appear like a good guy,
if you're in I proved my whole life from a
good guys. If people don't know, if you're in Los
Angeles to go to Disney, it's right near. It's like
going to an Angels game. It's it's gonna be a
couple hours. Like people say, Ah, you're in l A.
You know what it's like.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
It's uh, it's like.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
You live in Jersey or Long Island and people think
get into like Yankee Stadium's easier they or Giant Stadium.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
You know, it's a pain in the ass.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
And I think Nick is not downplaying that, especially on
a rainy day you are looking at if you leave
around Nunish, you.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Don't think you'll be there too. There.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Don't think I want to go home, eat somethin mints
and watch the new episodes of Love Is Blind that
come out today.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Of course I do.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
But I'll give you one last caveat to really give
you something to think about. Anyone ever tell you look
like Megan Fox, I do, right, just a little bit
from the nose up. Have you seen that storyline on
on Love and on Love is Blind? Y know, Joel,
it's hilarious, says some girl on I know it's a
dumb reality show, but there's a girl on Love is
Blind and the whole concept of the show is there
(17:47):
behind wall so they can't see each other and you're
not supposed to talk about your looks.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
But she lets it slip out, like you.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Know, some people tell me I look like you know,
and she goes, you know, machine gun Kelly's girl, and
the guy's like Megan Fox, so he's immediately invested because
he thinks she's hot. But you know what, you know
what they leave out and this is true and it
ties into sports. This is Fox Sports Radio. By the way,
this isn't gossip radio, this isn't trash TV radio.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
What do you want to talk.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
About, JJ Reddick? I rather talk about Love is Blind? No,
but it ties into sports. You know what they cut out?
Everything's at it. Obviously we're live, right, there's no edits
going on here unless you listen to the Best of podcast.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Oh if they were at it, who would have cut
out your whole Disney story? I'm doing that right now.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
This guy talking about girls, chalcol he's shut up, break
get out of here.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I had a question. I got a problem, and did
might start the show now?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
And my daughter, by the way, put the guilt trip
on me of like, Dad, I'd really love if you came.
We could go on some roller coasters. And she's at
that age where I have, you know, a few moments
left of that she's fourteen? How many fourteenth if you yeah,
how many of those kids want to hang out with
their dad? I'm like, take a friend. Yeah that's true,
(19:00):
I know, but you know, like Rich said, how many
moments do I have left? So to tie the Love
is Blind story back to sports, what they cut out
is the dude said some people say I look.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Like Christian McCaffrey and she didn't know who that was.
Is that really the story?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Yeah, And it led her to bring up this lie
that went extremely viral that she looks like Megan Fox
and dude, let me just tell you, these two people
look nothing like Christian McCaffrey or Megan you're picturing imagine picture.
It's the it's the wish version, dude, it is you know,
this girl does not This girl looks like not Megan
(19:41):
Fox and the dude.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Have you seen McCaffrey with a shirt off on vacation
with Olivia?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Couple?
Speaker 4 (19:46):
This guy looks like McCaffrey if he didn't work out
for seven years.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
And we look like Zach and Slater if we didn't
work out for seven years. Not trying to be mean,
We're Cavino and Rich and thanks again for your feedback.
Thanks again for hearing us out.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
What would you do?
Speaker 4 (20:02):
You make the call?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
And now Rich, we got to talk about this my
homes story and your hypothetical. Yeah that there's a lot
to get to, So hang tight. More Covino and Rich
in for the Great Dan Patrick Live from the Mercedes
Benz Studios.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Be sure to catch the live edition of The Dan
Patrick Show weekdays at nine am Eastern six am Pacific
on Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Hey, we're Cavino and Rich Fox Sports Radio every day
five to seven pm Eastern. But here's the thing, we
never have enough time to get to everything we want
to get to. And that's why we have a brand
new podcast called over Promised. You see, we're having so
much fun in our two hour show. We never get
to everything honestly, because this guy is over promising things
(20:47):
we never have time for.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Yeah, you blubber li lame in me.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Well you know what it's called over promise. You should
be good at it because you've been over promising women
for years. Well, it's a Cavino and Rich after show
and we want you to be a part of it.
We're gonna be talking sports, of course, but we're also
going to talk life and relationships. And if Rich and
I are arguing about something or we didn't have enough time,
it will continue on our after show.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Called over Promised.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Well, if you don't get enough Covino and Rich, make
sure you check out over Promise and also Uncensored, by
the way, so maybe we'll go at it even a
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of all time. There you go, over Promising. Remember you
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I'm Steve Covino. That is Rich Davis is to Covino
and Rich show in for Dan Patrick. Thank you guys
for hanging out with us, and good morning. I have
one thought to wrap up your Disney dilemma and then, uh,
(22:15):
I have a rando question about.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Sports and dating.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Perfect.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
But I want to turn this dilemma into dilemonade, and
I want it to work to my advantage.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Me for once, who misquoted you?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Once?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
It was? Is it Dennis Quaid? Dennis Quaid was aghast
on our show quick twenty second story. Dennis Quaid's on
our story on our story say I'm messing up the
story about him messing up. So Dennis Quaid was on
our show, and Covino dropped that line. I take dilemmas
and make dilemonade, and Dennis Quaid goes, eh, I like that,
(22:52):
I'm gonna use that. I even said to him, Hey, Paul,
if you use it, quote me, but yeah, by all
means take it.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
God, I like that.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah, I said that, make dilemmas and make the lemonade.
So Dennis Quaid later that names our show. Later that day,
TV's on.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
In the background.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
It's like, oh, there's Dennis. Dennis Quaid's on like Fox
News promoting whatever he's doing. And he butchers it.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Spot what do we say? He said, take dilemmas and
uh he said, like, make the lemonade out of the lemmons.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah, like I make the lemonade out. But he fumbled
it like he was Jeorde Bush. Hey, shame on you
and you wanted the game. He fumbled it like Gibbs
in the NFC Championship game. Sorry Joel, Sorry, so awkward.
And then I was like, okay, don't quote me, don't
don't quote me. He just butchered it, lemons. So anyway,
(23:48):
I want to turn my story into something good man.
My thought is this, much like everything, your reluctancy at
first would make you want to sit back and do
nothing and just lay. And the question is Kavino's families
in town. They want to go to Disneyland today. It's raining.
Disney's you know, a couple hours away. I say, you
go and I'll tell you why. We had a guys
(24:11):
trip to Denver earlier this year, went to go see
the Broncos Vikings Sunday night football. Great weekend with some
of our good buds, some nice dinners, some drinks.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
And at first.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Kavino's like, bro, I don't know, dude, on the weekend,
I want a chill and you were like, I don't
know if I want to go. Every step of that weekend,
from dinner at Elway Steakhouse to the game to everything,
Covino is like a fascinated little boy, like this place
is great and you loved it.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
The game was great. That was when the Pastronaut was
a thing. Remember that, Remember that Viking.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Remember that one minute where the Pastronaut was running things
for Minnesota. Great vibe at the stadium. Yeah, you know,
it's like to wrap it up and to tie it
back into going to the game. It's like your buddy
that hits you up with media group King's tickets. Don't
you have a friend that wants you to go to
(25:04):
the hockey game with him, Dude, let's go. And you're like, yeah,
how are the seats? I mean, you know, I got
it for free. You're like, ah, I don't know. But
then you go and you have a blast. Right, That's
what I'm hoping for, nor your instinct to be lazy.
That's my sister met her husband. Her friend reluctantly was like, Laurie,
(25:26):
do you want to go to the club or something?
Maybe I go there and snow White's looking hot.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Maybe you go there you fall in love with Elsa.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yeah no, But that my my sister met her husband
because her friend was annoying her, like, Laurie, come out
to the butt. We're going out to Manhattan tonight. And
my sister wanted to be a lazy lump and finally
was like, okay, fine, I'll go with you to the
club or bar. She met her husband. Okay, so maybe
maybe you and h shrigger Ona who's from Tangled? Oh Rapunzel,
(25:57):
that's Striggeroda. I picture you with a Straganono type. Well, anyway,
thank you, and if you just joined us, good morning again.
It's always a pleasure to be here. The question was
after this show again, which is a little off our schedule,
but we love doing it, and then we have to
do our Patreon podcast after this, Do I go and
visit my family who's already in Disneyland? Their days already started.
(26:19):
I don't know how long they're gonna stay, but I
rarely see my sister and her kids and they're already there.
Do I meet them and sit through the traffic just
to get there for half the day? I'd spend a
few hundred bucks. The answer is yes. It's like, like
I said, it's like when your buddy's in town, when
your buddies in town.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
We won't, Joel, but I'll let you know tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
There's one more caveat today. It's like when your players.
You want to see your player on the road, play Cavino,
you might want to check out what rides are closed.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Dude, you're so right about that.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I'm gonna go there right and I'm like, the Indiana
Jones ride is under repair.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Wait, Lebron's sitting tonight exactly. There's always the chance of that, Joel.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I remember as a kid, Gary Carter Rest in peace,
my favorite baseball player, catcher for the Mets in the eighties.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
I remember going to Shaye Stadium and being like, I'm
gonna feed Gary Carter today.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
I went to shit old school Shase Stadium, looked at
that crappy huge scoreboard they used to have with RC
Cola on it, and I'm like, I'm looking at the lineup.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
I'm like catcher number two, Mackie Sasser, Gary Carter's not playing.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
And then I remember thinking like, well, at least wait
a minute, Darryl Strawberry's not playing.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
I remember one of my first.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Games as a kid in the understudies exactly going to
a play and they're like, oh, Hugh Jackman's not performing today.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Yeah, make sure your favorite rides are open.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Have fun.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Y'all love it because Coveno could call out there and
be like, oh, oh cars Land is closed.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Oh I was gonna come, dude, Joel. One of the
when I took my kids. I took my kids a
month ago, one of those big cars rides was open
and closed all day, kept closing. Oh, but I never
got a chance to go on one of the big ones.
So I got the list here for you. Cavino real quick.
All right, it's not it's not too bad.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
You're not gonna have any excuses, really, Mark Twain, Riverboat,
Haunted manst my favorite one that Mark Twain, The Haunted Mansion,
and astro Orbiter. Those are the only ones that are
temporarily unavailable today.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
I do like the Haunted Mansion, so I can't make it.
I love the Haunted. Thanks for the possible excuses. I'll
keep you posted in fact conclusion, Like I said, when
we feel in for Colin, count hurt tomorrow or just
join us on a regular show Monday through Friday at
two pm on the West, five pm on the East,
Cavino and Rich. I mean, listen, it's not it's not
a random question, because I think we all deal with that,
(28:36):
whether it's a friend in from out of town, you
visiting someone, the expectation of going to a game. Usually
it's a you know, it's rare because you're out here
in La so it's Disneyland. But a lot of times
you have a buddy that comes into town, he's like, yeah,
I'm in town, do you want to check out the Lakers?
And you're like, you know, and your instinct. I'll wrap
it with this, your instinct is always be lazy. I'm
(28:57):
telling you, yeah, because it's a regular week for you.
It's a regular work week for you. So even if
it's a Lakers game, which sounds like fun, you're like, yeah,
I gotta work tomorrow. They're on like vacation mode and
a different mindset with no agenda. So it's a little
tougher for that person. Oh and speaking of which, we're
gonna be in Nashville with Fox Sports Radio March fifteenth, Friday,
(29:21):
March fifteenth, We're gonna be doing a live broadcast with
Graduate Hotels, anyone you know in Nashville. Again, are you
expecting them to drop what they're doing to be like, guys,
we're here.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
It's an interesting thing.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
As you get older in this kids and families and
stuff like, you can't always expect friends or family to
drop what they're doing. But dude, I guess the morg
story is it's so easy to say no. Of course,
it's so easy to.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Want to relax, and sometimes you deserve it.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I get that, But by saying yes, you never know
who you could meet and the fun you could have
exactly with that exciting sports moment you may witness, like, man,
I have a great story to wrap up and it's
involving sports. Yeah, my buddy Michael Zito, Okay, went to
high school and college with him. You know that buddy,
that every step of the way, you're like, yeah, you
you're part of a lot of random memories because they
(30:06):
happened to just be your high school buddy, your little
league buddy, and also went to college with you.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Who yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Oh by coincidence though, right, yeah, I mean just we
happen to just our lives lined up and we were
always buds. He's a big Mets fan, lives up in Syracuse,
New York, and he always tells a story about how
laziness backfired. His dad came home from work with a hey,
I got two tickets for the Yankees game? Are we going?
(30:37):
Might have been a weekend, I forgot what it was,
but his dad came home with the tickets. He gave
the old I'm a Mets fan, I'm not mean a
Yankees fan. Plus I don't want to go all the
way to the Bronx.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Come on?
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Free tickets?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
He sat it out.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
It was a day docgud and pitching, no hitter, no way,
and he forever was like, I will never be for
I will never be the y again because just pure
laziness stopped him from seeing a no hitter.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
That's a great story. So, and that's a great one
to end. Me be a little bit more of a
yes man, all right.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Something I wanted to get to now, if you are
dating a woman that is good looking or a woman
that has a lot to offer, pay attention that girl
is fuh he's It applies to this sports hypothetical more
than anything. There's a viral video I saw on TikTok
and Instagram a couple of times, so if I've seen
(31:31):
it a few times, you may have seen it as well.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
Everybody has different algorithms.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
If your algorithm, oh you're not. Everyone's algorithm is butt
cheeks in the forty nine ers. It's like that old saying,
show me your algorithm, and I'll tell you who you are.
See your search history, I know a lot more about you.
Delete search history, all right. There's a video where some
young dude is interviewing people on the street. Just see
this all the time. Where it's like just some young
(31:57):
dude and he's like asking like drunk people questions outside
of bar. Okay, this dude's asking a young couple about
their hall pass.
Speaker 7 (32:07):
Take a listen, No, sir, you might get one pass,
but at the end of the day, you want one
wife and this is the life I want.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
So no, Now what about you?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
If he gave you one, if he gave me a
guilt treat pass, I would take it.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
That's crazy. Sorry, that's crazy. Who would you take it with?
Blendy Water is the third. So here's here's my thought.
That's a that's a random hall pass? Correct?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Which is part of that is Casey Yeah, Oklahoma City Thunder,
Oklahoma City Thunder, and it's it's six foot six random
basketball player. So my thought is this when someone says
this phrase that's oddly specific, when someone says the phrase
hall pass if you're with a good looking woman, I
(33:00):
don't think the hall pass thing should or could exist,
because if a guy says something, even a handsome guy
like Nick Cope, if he's like, you know, my hall
pass is Megan Fox, I don't know the chance of
you meeting her, being in the same room or anything.
Skylar Diggins, there's a very little chance it'll even present itself.
(33:23):
But if you're a good looking girl in the age
of social media. There's a lot of regular hawk girls
that could just slide into an athlete's DMS and make
it happen. So if you're a good looking girl, athletes
are sliding into their dms, yes, all the time. So
my thought on this is women should never be able
(33:44):
to get a hall pass. And I'll explain more next
right here on Coveno on Rich and for the Great
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Speaker 2 (34:37):
That song that Joel just played, Stutter by Joe. I
always wondered why the guy didn't come up with a
catch your name, Joe?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
It's wrong down that that's it, Joe. It's a good
song though, from the two thousands.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
It's memorable.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
It's good.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
By the way, I found somebody from Nashville for you already.
Might's gonna be in the house already.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Well right, I got people joining us next next month,
March fifteenth, Nashville can't wait.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Tony says she's gonna be there.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Oh sounds good. We got Joel on the ones in
two's bushes here. Thank you for hanging out with us.
It's a pleasure to be part of the premier sports
lineup in the nation. I don't want to say oddly enough,
but we got a ton of feedback about your Disney Dilemma.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Like I I was fascinated. I was like, look, man,
a lot of people invested in your little dilemma.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Take a lot of pride and being the most interactive,
most inclusive show on radio according to US, and I
appreciate your feedback. Thank you to the Dan Patrick audience
for embracing us and hearing me out. I had a
bit of a friend in need. My family's gonna be
at Disneyland. Do I go after my day of work
and meet them there? Is it worth?
Speaker 1 (35:39):
It?
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Is the question? Really?
Speaker 4 (35:40):
You know, the traffic, the parking. Do I waste my
money and go all the way there? It's like, you know,
an hour place there. Yeah, it's a lot of money,
you know what.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
You don't think I'm paying for a lot of what's
going on anyway, his nephews anyway, and my daughter there. Yeah,
I'll tell you what I tried to, you know, push
the needle way by showing Coveno, TikTok and Instagram clips
about your kids growing up fast?
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Did that work a little or not?
Speaker 5 (36:06):
It did?
Speaker 3 (36:06):
It did?
Speaker 2 (36:07):
And the feedback I'll wrap it up again, just going
back to the feedback here at Caveno and Rich on
social media and then our sports hypothetical about Hall passes
ep workshop says, dude, the deal breaker here is your
daughter who's fourteen, saying she wants to go on rides
with you. I look at pics of my kids when
they were small, and it kills me. Oh, those little
(36:27):
people don't exist anymore.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
I miss them. Take the time while you have it.
It'll be gone soon. But then Joe, right after this,
Kit Carter says, sit it out, dude, sit it out.
The girls are.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Having a good time at the happiest place on earth.
You won't be able to walk up and match their energy.
Stay at home, half snacked, dinner and dessert ready. They'll
be tired and so glad you were thinking of them
when they get home.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
Win.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Win.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
And then the very next one, James Benson, you gotta go, dude.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
One.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Traffic's gonna suck, but you won't have many more times
to do this. I say go. Than FSR posts a
picture of Brian Reagan, which is funny.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Now, then the very next one, Gary Hopwood says, dude,
take a knee, run out the clock, let your sisters
take the kids to Disney, spend quality time with your
daughter this weekend.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
So you got no.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
Clarity at all as soon as you walk out the door.
So you walk out of here and it's poor now
Raining Cavino.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Dude, every other one, I'm gonna get him a mini
I'm gonna get him a mini mouse puncho or look
at a steven toe hits us up, Coveno. You're thinking
about yourself and not the children's. You gotta go, So
it's back to the children. But how about the children?
Speaker 4 (37:38):
What about the children? I appreciate hard I do.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
I appreciate all the feedback again at Coveno and Rich,
But let's get back to your hypothetic.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
This Lindy Waters, the third.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Is Oklahoma City thunder and And what's interesting it's it's
so specific. If you don't know what we're talking about,
there's a viral video where some I'll tell you it
is by the way, that this is really cause for speculation,
because a reason for speculation because he's a six foot six,
two hundred and ten pounds.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Forward on OKC.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
He's the third of a long list of Lindy Waters,
and he's a he's a bit of a stallion in
the NBA. So for your woman to bring this dude
up randomly like that says a lot about Yeah, she's
into If you don't know what I'm talking about, there's
a viral video on social media.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
You may have missed it. I've seen it everywhere.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Some guys interviewing, you know, drunk people coming out of
a bar bumps into a couple in their twenties and
ask them about a hall pass, meaning, if you're in
a relationship, is there someone that you'd be allowed to
get with if you had the opportunity.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Take a listen.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
This girl, says Lindy Waters. Lyndy Water's the third.
Speaker 7 (38:47):
Yes, sir, you might get one pass, but at the
end of the day, you want one wife and this
is the life I want.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
So no, Now what about you?
Speaker 2 (38:55):
If he gave you one, if he gave me a
guilt treat pass, I would take it.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
That's crazy, that's crazy. Sorry, that's who would you take
it with? Lindy Water is the third.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
So what I find funny there is the guy's like, yo,
you find the good woman. She's look wife material. He's
all into her, and she has Lindy Water's name like
locked and loaded, ready to go, like Lindy Waters. I
don't care if you have somebody in mind. I think
that man answered this question perfectly. That's the only answer.
If you're especially asked this in front of your woman,
(39:30):
get out of here.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
I mean, was it a perfect answer. He's got an
excuse for when he messes up later on.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
And you know what, y'all, what did you say?
Speaker 2 (39:38):
He she has a random NBA player's name, locked and loaded.
He goes, Ah, that's crazy, that's what he says, because
you know what he's thinking, Oh no, she listen. Unless
they're in some type of polyamorous hookup with whoever you
want do what you want to do lifestyle, then that
this guy should not feel comfortable with that answer. Because
here's the difference. If the guy said, dude, my whole
(40:01):
piss is uh, you know, Sidney Sweeney. No way on
earth is this random doofist coming out of the bar
ever gonna meet or get with Sidney Sweeney. Never in
a million years with Sidney Sweeney. Probably give this guy
the time of day. However, this girl's in the video
relatively attractive. She may slide into Lindsey Waters DMS and
be like, hey, I'm a big fan of OKC and
(40:23):
for all you know, like a week later, he could
be like, well, I.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
Got tickets for you girl, let's go there. Yeah, let
me say I'm a big fan of that.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Ah listen, not to throw you at it, not to
throw you I'm a fan of the thunder I'm a
fan of those thunder cheeks.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
True story.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
I don't want to bring it up because, uh, you
know it's not your finest moment. But Cavino, true or false,
You've had girlfriends leave you for athletes. I mean, here
we are talking about what a good guy I am
going to Disneyland. You got to bring that up.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
I mean, yes, the truth hold on, not once, not once,
but twice.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Can you know how a girl leave him for someone
on the New York Rangers and then she had him
a different a different girl left him for a player
on the New Jersey Nets back in the day. Yeah,
and by the way, talk about major blows to the ego.
I was living at my I was living in my parents' basement,
driving a radio station van around New York City. So
it was a major blow to my confidence for many years.
(41:16):
I mean, we can live at it now. We can
live at it now. But I remember, I remember that
was when I first own a new Covino. I thought
to myself every night, if I just practiced a little hard,
I remember thinking, Joel Cavino hit me up back in
the day when we were like first friends. Mark Messier
and the Rangers were at a restaurant and sent a
drink over to his girl while he was having dinner.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
Yeah, but it wasn't Mark Messier. It was one of
the first round draft picks for the Rangers.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
That he was with.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
But Mark Messier's big head was I still remember his
big head there, thinking, oh, how nice are these guys.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Meanwhile, the dude was trying to get my girl and
he did and he married.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Were just a certified driver of the Mercedes first.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Well, we have more CNR and for Dan Patrick next
year on Fox Sports Radio.
You are listening to the Dan Patrick Show on Fox
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yo, Day three of the Dan Patrick Patrick. It's always
good to hang out in the man cave.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
What's up everybody? What's up? Rich?
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Is Covino and Rich on Fox Sports Radio.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Good to see you, Joel Joel on the xylophones, on
the ones and twos. Of course we got Bershiy Bursch
on the phones at eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox.
Nick coopetr update spot on the videos. It's a whole
squad here, got a whole squad of mutants from Table nine.
Mutants from Table nine to hang out with us every
(00:39):
day again and Rich and if you want to check
us out, yeah, at Covino and Rich to chime in
or call us eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox.
We have lots to talk about today. O. J. Simpson
way back on a Wednesday. OJ oh wow, some OJ
to start off the morning.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
We'll get the him.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Also the times in the sports world when you were
just so wrong.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
ASONI style, I was wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
There's a clip floating around about Patrick Mahomes that I
find hilarious. So we'll talk about when you were just
dead wrong. Also the idea of a hall pass with
your wife or girlfriend is a social media clip that's
floating around. We have to tackle a little bit. So
we'll get to all that coming up within the hour.
So here on not sports Radio. But I hope you
(01:35):
had a great Tuesday night. I hope you're coming up
on The Bachelor, watched something good, maybe went out and
had a drink, a taco or something on a Tuesday night.
But a question, just random question to start the day,
because it's on my mind every day. You wake up
and you're like, all right, what's son the agenda today? Oh,
(01:56):
I hope I have anything to do for me A
guy like me, I don't want any dots on my calendar.
I want no plans. I want to do my job,
go home, and not be bothered. It's like a big
contradiction to know Steve Cavino is to know that he's
always talking about wanting to do big things.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Let's do this, let's do that.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
But at the same time, Seed, I just said, I
don't want to be bothered with you know, other plans.
I want to relax, put my feet up and watch
the morning show on Apple TV.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
You don't want dots on your calendar, but you want
big things.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yes, but they don't go hand in hand. No, they're separate.
So I woke up today and I said, oh, gotta
do Dan Patrick.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
After that, when we do our Patreon, I'm just gonna relax.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
And I'm like, ah hmm.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
This is an old school way back on a Wednesday,
you make the call.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I just want some help. I'm the friend the need today.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
You make the call or John Kenyonis, what would you
do that? So when you're driving to work right now,
I want you to hear me out wherever you are,
whoever you are, if you're on the iHeartRadio app, if
you're listening in the future on the podcast, if you're
listening on our affiliates, shout out to the affiliates. We
appreciate you. So my sister's in town. Okay, sisters in town.
(03:15):
She's rarely in town. By the way, every time a
weird scenario happens in a public place, I do have
the thought of what if I'm being tested by John
Kenyonis and I would and I don't interrupt and do
the right thing. Here's I'll be the guy on ABC
that everyone's like he didn't stick up for the you know,
the random person. We're assuming that everybody knows that John
(03:37):
Keynyona's show where they set up a scenario just to
see how you react. If I ever feel that way,
I just look around and I see I look for
two things. Cameras, lighting and John Kyinyona's giant melon is
Thornton melon because he can't hide that head of his man.
That guy's got a noggin. He's the noggin boss. So
(04:00):
soh sisters in town. She's rarely in town. It's important
to the story. Okay, you know we're from New Jersey
and New York. We're from the East Coast, but we
live out here in La. Sister came to La with
her daughter and she's taking my daughter, my teenage daughter,
my teenage pain in the ass, and my other nieces
(04:21):
and nephews. They're going to Disneyland today. Okay, might be
a good day because that a little bit of rain.
Oh yeah, it might keep the crowd.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
They rescheduled because of all the rain. So they're going
today and it's sort of her last day here. Now
here's my Fox Sports radio conundrum. Here's the pickl on man.
I want to go home after this show three hours
of awesome, and then we do our Patreon for two hours.
So we still do another show, Covino and Rich Unleashed
(04:51):
and uncensoredch that's on patreon dot com slash Covino and Rich.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
So another two hours.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Now I'm thinking, Okay, when all's said and done and
we're mentally drained and I'm out of words and nothing
to say, and I'm decompressing, and I'm wanting to go home.
Do I then take a trip in the traffic and
spend about one hundred and ninety dollars on a ticket
to meet my sister, my sisters, their kids, and my
(05:21):
kid in Disneyland. If you don't got to tell you,
if you don't do it, yeah, you're gonna look back
and be like, what a lazy piece of crap I
Or I'm getting off cheap and they're taking my kid
and they're doing all the work because Uncle.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Steve's working right now, Like I got off easy. I
don't have to be called Steve needs to create memory.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
And I'm not saying that I'm above Disney or I'm
too cool.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Look, I love Disney.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I love the car's ride, I love soaring, I love
the California.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Now you want to be soaring above the world. I
like the teacups. That's not my point.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
My point is, Hey, this is an opportunity where they
get to be good antie, they get to take my kid,
they get to do their thing.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Why the hell do I gotta go there?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Right?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
This is like my day off. I got off cheap.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
But then there's that guilty side of me that's thinking,
but my sister's here, and when am I gonna get
this opportunity, opportunity to what rich sit in traffic by
myself to get there, only to probably walk in the
middle of a tantrum where they're gonna leave soon anyway, Like,
oh you just got here, we're leaving it about an hour.
What's that old Trace Atkins song? Yo going to miss news?
(06:29):
You're gonna want these days back? You got a teenage
daughter who just became a teenager niece's Disney World.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I'm sorry, disney Land r out here in LA.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
You're trying to tell me that you wouldn't feel like
a jerk if you set it out. And you gotta
make appointments nowadays to even enter the park. After COVID,
it's a whole different setup, Like, you can't just roll
up and show up and buy a ticket, so I'd
have to figure that out.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
That sounds like a hassle in a home.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Maybe you'll get off easy and you go to buy
a ticket, it's like, sorry, park's full today. Yeah, well
that's something i'd want to know before I got to
Wally World, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Well, here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
By the way, Bursch Joel, is your instinct that he
should go just the fun sit it out, because, like
I said, I woke up today and I'm like, yeah,
we gotta talk about JJ Reddick. And I'm like, oh,
after that, I think I might have to go to Disneyland.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I just want to relax. It's a busy week, this
OJ story. Oh damn Disneyland. Yeah. I think it's fine
for you to set this one out.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Take the day off.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
You deserve it. You're you're doing a.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Lot this week.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah, dude, we're filling it for Dan Patrick, right, which
is again an honor.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I love talking to new people, but it is a
little mentally draining, right. We got to wake up early.
Our schedules off, that's really it. Our schedules. No, no, no,
I'm not complaining it, but we love this. We jumped
at the opportunity. Then we fill in for Colin cow
Hurt tomorrow. So again, got to bring the A game.
How can I focus on my A game if I'm
(08:00):
on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, think about it?
If I just if you're okay with every time Uncle
Steve comes up, your niece's like hull see, then you
understand my pickle. No need to harp on it, unless,
of course, you have thoughts, then chime in or leave
a comment. I'm actually asking for help. Usually it's us
giving advice. You know what you are, you're there now.
(08:21):
I'm just the guy who just wants to lay home
and be lazy. You're the guy so much easier to
be lazy, or the girl that we all know which is.
And it's a lot of the people we're talking to
right now where you're always reluctant to go through with
the plan, and then when you do, you always come
out on the other side saying, oh man, I'm glad
I did that.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
A lot of times it'll be He'll be dinner with
friends the other side of town. I'll give you an example,
remember when you were a kid way back on a Wednesday,
you woke up and you're like, I don't want to
go to school today, and then by midday you're watching
The Prices writ in Jenny Jones Little Ricky Lake Action,
You're like, I kind of totally went to school today.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
I should have went to school.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
What did I know?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Later on, I might have that feeling when I'm sitting
there with my hand down my pants like al Bundy board,
watching TV, watching sports highlights, listening to Fox Sports Radio,
I'm gonna think to myself, I could have went to Disneyland.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
I should have went. Yeah, I think I'm sitting here bored.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I should have went and made a nice impact on
my family and surprised them. Happened again. You know what happens.
My sisters think I'm Daddy Stacks. So I'm gonna show
up and know what they're gonna think. Oh, now Uncle
Steve could buy them all these stupid ears and and
do it and Uncle Steve toys. There's multiple exemples. The
(09:37):
question is am I Funcle Steve today? Fun Uncle Steve?
Or do I stay home?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
It's like there's so many things you could compare this to,
like you said, it's staying home from school when you're
a kid realizing yeah, I could have went.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Once you get into it, you know what it's like.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
It's like get it on with with someone you've been
dating a while, or a wife you've been with for years.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
How are you gonna compare?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Sometimes you're laying in bed a magical day, you're tired,
you're getting it on, the wife is tired. And there
are times where you're like, I don't know if I'm
in the mood for any of this, and then the
minute at starts, you're like, I'm glad I did see
But Bursch, I think Bursh's like one of the nicest
guys going here at Fox Sports Radio.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
And even he was like, nah, I think you can
sit this one out. So that means a lot to me, Bursch.
I appreciate that, man, because I will always opt for
just sitting around.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, right, Like I'm really good at that. I think
Bursh's really good at that. TOOHI I'm really good at that.
Hey Joe, what would you do just to wrap it up?
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Man?
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Any thoughts here?
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Yeah, don't listen to rich Oh right, go home, go
go saying, yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
The question is to wrap it up. Is it a crime?
They just want to go and relax.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
It's gonna be rainy.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
I hope not.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Pack's gonna be crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah, that's my excuse. But for their sake, I hope
it's a nice sunny day.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Steve's gonna get a cold. He was on the rides
in the rain.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
You know, maybe I come down with a black lung
and I call it my sisters.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Guys, I don't think I'm gonna make it.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I will.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I'll wrap it with this before we get to all
the action, pack goodness. Like I said, we're talking about homes,
We're talking hall passes, We're talking Antonio Pears and O. J.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Simpson.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Today's gonna be a fun one. Think you're just rattling
off sports names. We're gonna talk Steve Garvey, Gary Guyetti,
Yeah exactly, Jeff Garcia. We're gonna talk about a lot
of fun things today. But I do like your question
because what's gonna happen is when you live out of
town and there's a lot of people listening that you
know have moved, and you always bitch and complain. Noe
(11:37):
of my family visits me now, they do.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
And you know what they're gonna talk about. What's gonna
happen is your sister's gonna go back to Jersey and
your parents he had to go. Did you have a
lot of fun with Steven? Your Your whole family's gonna
talk about you. They're gonna because what's gonna happen is
that they're gonna go back to New York and j
and oh, how is your trip to la to visit
(12:03):
Stephen and Steve Covino here that you know what the
story is gonna be.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Oh, well we went to Disney, he took a nap.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
And then your then your dad's that's gonna say, is
he filling in for the sports radio show in the nation.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
How about I wanted my daughter to have a good
time without me.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
That's a good one, Good spin Jolson the Spin Zone.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yeah, I want I wanted the sisters to bond and
they were having a good time with I could just
see your daddy because I know Covino's parents, your old
school dad's would be.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Like And that is why I don't visit that son
of a gun. I don't go out there. What is
he gonna leave me?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Hey, he's Hollywood now thinks he's too good for It's
a small world.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
He changed.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, Well, hey, something to think about, guys, and your
help is appreciated. Eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox
at Covino and Rich. I guess I'll give you the
conclusion to the story tomorrow. When are we filling for Colineta?
What's that mid level Jim care movie Yes, ma'am, yes
man where he realizes, you know, oh with uh Luis Guzma.
(13:06):
Maybe life's a little better when you just say yes.
It's so easy to say no. But remember when you
say yes to something, you're saying no to something else.
So you're saying yes to Disney with your nieces, no
to take in a nap note or relaxing. Relaxing is
very underrated. Bro, I'm gonna pro at that. I love it.
(13:27):
I love it. So that's my question to never get
the ball rolling. It's never gonna be an old.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Rand though.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You're never gonna be an old guy randomly sitting around
being like, really, I'm too glad back in the day.
I took a nap that day. But again, I'm also
paying probably two hundred dollars. Who cares for half a day.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
The fun part about money is you could always make more.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
It says you you don't have to make out support,
can't make those memories?
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Yeah, well think about it.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I have two little kids, trust men, I probably paid
just much is for them that you pay for child support.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
And I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Plus they pay us some meatballs here on Fox Sports Radio,
so that's a lot of money. Well they pay me
and gum. Oh really, thanks again for hearing me out.
It's just something I woke up thinking about. Of course,
I woke up thinking about, well, what do we get
to discussed today? But then I was like, ah, and
we have lots of stuff to get to on the
Cavino and Rich Show and for Dan Patrick, you know what,
(14:23):
I woke up thinking about what? I woke up thinking
about the same thing, like, Hey, what's what's the hot story?
Because it's a weird time of that you're in sports
right because football's over. I feel like I'm like, is
everyone doing what I'm doing? You ever have that feeling
where I'm like, Football's over? Sort of bummed about that.
You got the football blues a little bit because you're
so used to Monday night, Thursday night Saturday college NFL
(14:43):
on Sunday, it.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Does give you.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
It's so much less and baseball hasn't kicked in yet.
You're like, all right, well the NBA, we don't start
again until tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
No sports. Yeah, how many times did you see that?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
JJ?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Reddick kind of like, yes, All, I kept I'm so
mad about Doc Rivers. That's that's really the big story.
J relax All. I kept big like Cavino on the couch.
Relax All. I kept thinking of my sports. What are
you so mad about it?
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Like?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Is everyone else catching up on dumb reality television just
eating girl skal cookies?
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Because that's what I did all night last night.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I eat thin mints by the sleeve, thin mince. I
think I think thin mints are packed, nik Kobe, you
might agree with me. I don't know thin mints are
putting that flimsy plastic sleeve because I think you're supposed
to eat them all in one sitting. That's an old
Brian Reagan comedian Brian Reagan bit. Really he would eat
fig Newton's by the sleeve. I think thin min should
(15:38):
put in the freezer, and you usually eat them.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
By the sleeve.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Yeah, that we don't open a sleeve without finishing a sleeve.
My wife and I, it's just like you did last night.
Last night we was Ravo on and we're just passing
the sleeve back. I said, there's not a game in
the world on I was like, honey, tonight's night. We
are watching at least three episodes of Love Is Blind.
Kids are sleeping the edibles and Girl Scout cookies. That
was my night last night. So mo is or what
(16:04):
do they call them in certain parts of the country,
Carmel the lights. Yeah, there's two different suppliers of Girl
Scout cookies. Not everybody knows this, so depending on where
you are, you get one or the other.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Right, Yeah, my daughter thought I got hurt, like the
generic cheap ass version. No, no, no, they're just called
something different when you get them from someone. By the way,
when when it's a lull in the sports world, that's
when you start talking about different Girl Scout manufacturers.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
But there are two bakeries. Nick Nick is right, by
the way.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
For for Covino's situation, I don't think we can understate
the traffic portion of this. I mean that's you're looking
at a minimum two hours each way I'm thinking.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Honestly, if you're in the valley, if people that don't know,
if you're.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
At four hours just to appear like a good guy,
if you're in I proved my whole life from a
good guys. If people don't know, if you're in Los
Angeles to go to Disney, it's right near. It's like
going to an Angels game. It's it's gonna be a
couple hours. Like people say, Ah, you're in l A.
You know what it's like.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
It's uh, it's like.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
You live in Jersey or Long Island and people think
get into like Yankee Stadium's easier they or Giant Stadium.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
You know, it's a pain in the ass.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
And I think Nick is not downplaying that, especially on
a rainy day you are looking at if you leave
around Nunish, you.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Don't think you'll be there too. There.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Don't think I want to go home, eat somethin mints
and watch the new episodes of Love Is Blind that
come out today.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Of course I do.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
But I'll give you one last caveat to really give
you something to think about. Anyone ever tell you look
like Megan Fox, I do, right, just a little bit
from the nose up. Have you seen that storyline on
on Love and on Love is Blind? Y know, Joel,
it's hilarious, says some girl on I know it's a
dumb reality show, but there's a girl on Love is
Blind and the whole concept of the show is there
(17:47):
behind wall so they can't see each other and you're
not supposed to talk about your looks.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
But she lets it slip out, like you.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Know, some people tell me I look like you know,
and she goes, you know, machine gun Kelly's girl, and
the guy's like Megan Fox, so he's immediately invested because
he thinks she's hot. But you know what, you know
what they leave out and this is true and it
ties into sports. This is Fox Sports Radio. By the way,
this isn't gossip radio, this isn't trash TV radio.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
What do you want to talk.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
About, JJ Reddick? I rather talk about Love is Blind? No,
but it ties into sports. You know what they cut out?
Everything's at it. Obviously we're live, right, there's no edits
going on here unless you listen to the Best of podcast.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Oh if they were at it, who would have cut
out your whole Disney story? I'm doing that right now.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
This guy talking about girls, chalcol he's shut up, break
get out of here.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I had a question. I got a problem, and did
might start the show now?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
And my daughter, by the way, put the guilt trip
on me of like, Dad, I'd really love if you came.
We could go on some roller coasters. And she's at
that age where I have, you know, a few moments
left of that she's fourteen? How many fourteenth if you yeah,
how many of those kids want to hang out with
their dad? I'm like, take a friend. Yeah that's true,
(19:00):
I know, but you know, like Rich said, how many
moments do I have left? So to tie the Love
is Blind story back to sports, what they cut out
is the dude said some people say I look.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Like Christian McCaffrey and she didn't know who that was.
Is that really the story?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Yeah, And it led her to bring up this lie
that went extremely viral that she looks like Megan Fox
and dude, let me just tell you, these two people
look nothing like Christian McCaffrey or Megan you're picturing imagine picture.
It's the it's the wish version, dude, it is you know,
this girl does not This girl looks like not Megan
(19:41):
Fox and the dude.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Have you seen McCaffrey with a shirt off on vacation
with Olivia?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Couple?
Speaker 4 (19:46):
This guy looks like McCaffrey if he didn't work out
for seven years.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
And we look like Zach and Slater if we didn't
work out for seven years. Not trying to be mean,
We're Cavino and Rich and thanks again for your feedback.
Thanks again for hearing us out.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
What would you do?
Speaker 4 (20:02):
You make the call?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
And now Rich, we got to talk about this my
homes story and your hypothetical. Yeah that there's a lot
to get to, So hang tight. More Covino and Rich
in for the Great Dan Patrick Live from the Mercedes
Benz Studios.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Be sure to catch the live edition of The Dan
Patrick Show weekdays at nine am Eastern six am Pacific
on Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Hey, we're Cavino and Rich Fox Sports Radio every day
five to seven pm Eastern. But here's the thing, we
never have enough time to get to everything we want
to get to. And that's why we have a brand
new podcast called over Promised. You see, we're having so
much fun in our two hour show. We never get
to everything honestly, because this guy is over promising things
(20:47):
we never have time for.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Yeah, you blubber li lame in me.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Well you know what it's called over promise. You should
be good at it because you've been over promising women
for years. Well, it's a Cavino and Rich after show
and we want you to be a part of it.
We're gonna be talking sports, of course, but we're also
going to talk life and relationships. And if Rich and
I are arguing about something or we didn't have enough time,
it will continue on our after show.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Called over Promised.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
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sure you check out over Promise and also Uncensored, by
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(21:31):
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I'm Steve Covino. That is Rich Davis is to Covino
and Rich show in for Dan Patrick. Thank you guys
for hanging out with us, and good morning. I have
one thought to wrap up your Disney dilemma and then, uh,
(22:15):
I have a rando question about.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Sports and dating.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Perfect.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
But I want to turn this dilemma into dilemonade, and
I want it to work to my advantage.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Me for once, who misquoted you?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Once?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
It was? Is it Dennis Quaid? Dennis Quaid was aghast
on our show quick twenty second story. Dennis Quaid's on
our story on our story say I'm messing up the
story about him messing up. So Dennis Quaid was on
our show, and Covino dropped that line. I take dilemmas
and make dilemonade, and Dennis Quaid goes, eh, I like that,
(22:52):
I'm gonna use that. I even said to him, Hey, Paul,
if you use it, quote me, but yeah, by all
means take it.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
God, I like that.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah, I said that, make dilemmas and make the lemonade.
So Dennis Quaid later that names our show. Later that day,
TV's on.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
In the background.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
It's like, oh, there's Dennis. Dennis Quaid's on like Fox
News promoting whatever he's doing. And he butchers it.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Spot what do we say? He said, take dilemmas and
uh he said, like, make the lemonade out of the lemmons.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah, like I make the lemonade out. But he fumbled
it like he was Jeorde Bush. Hey, shame on you
and you wanted the game. He fumbled it like Gibbs
in the NFC Championship game. Sorry Joel, Sorry, so awkward.
And then I was like, okay, don't quote me, don't
don't quote me. He just butchered it, lemons. So anyway,
(23:48):
I want to turn my story into something good man.
My thought is this, much like everything, your reluctancy at
first would make you want to sit back and do
nothing and just lay. And the question is Kavino's families
in town. They want to go to Disneyland today. It's raining.
Disney's you know, a couple hours away. I say, you
go and I'll tell you why. We had a guys
(24:11):
trip to Denver earlier this year, went to go see
the Broncos Vikings Sunday night football. Great weekend with some
of our good buds, some nice dinners, some drinks.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
And at first.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Kavino's like, bro, I don't know, dude, on the weekend,
I want a chill and you were like, I don't
know if I want to go. Every step of that weekend,
from dinner at Elway Steakhouse to the game to everything,
Covino is like a fascinated little boy, like this place
is great and you loved it.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
The game was great. That was when the Pastronaut was
a thing. Remember that, Remember that Viking.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Remember that one minute where the Pastronaut was running things
for Minnesota. Great vibe at the stadium. Yeah, you know,
it's like to wrap it up and to tie it
back into going to the game. It's like your buddy
that hits you up with media group King's tickets. Don't
you have a friend that wants you to go to
(25:04):
the hockey game with him, Dude, let's go. And you're like, yeah,
how are the seats? I mean, you know, I got
it for free. You're like, ah, I don't know. But
then you go and you have a blast. Right, That's
what I'm hoping for, nor your instinct to be lazy.
That's my sister met her husband. Her friend reluctantly was like, Laurie,
(25:26):
do you want to go to the club or something?
Maybe I go there and snow White's looking hot.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Maybe you go there you fall in love with Elsa.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yeah no, But that my my sister met her husband
because her friend was annoying her, like, Laurie, come out
to the butt. We're going out to Manhattan tonight. And
my sister wanted to be a lazy lump and finally
was like, okay, fine, I'll go with you to the
club or bar. She met her husband. Okay, so maybe
maybe you and h shrigger Ona who's from Tangled? Oh Rapunzel,
(25:57):
that's Striggeroda. I picture you with a Straganono type. Well, anyway,
thank you, and if you just joined us, good morning again.
It's always a pleasure to be here. The question was
after this show again, which is a little off our schedule,
but we love doing it, and then we have to
do our Patreon podcast after this, Do I go and
visit my family who's already in Disneyland? Their days already started.
(26:19):
I don't know how long they're gonna stay, but I
rarely see my sister and her kids and they're already there.
Do I meet them and sit through the traffic just
to get there for half the day? I'd spend a
few hundred bucks. The answer is yes. It's like, like
I said, it's like when your buddy's in town, when
your buddies in town.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
We won't, Joel, but I'll let you know tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
There's one more caveat today. It's like when your players.
You want to see your player on the road, play Cavino,
you might want to check out what rides are closed.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Dude, you're so right about that.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I'm gonna go there right and I'm like, the Indiana
Jones ride is under repair.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Wait, Lebron's sitting tonight exactly. There's always the chance of that, Joel.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I remember as a kid, Gary Carter Rest in peace,
my favorite baseball player, catcher for the Mets in the eighties.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
I remember going to Shaye Stadium and being like, I'm
gonna feed Gary Carter today.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
I went to shit old school Shase Stadium, looked at
that crappy huge scoreboard they used to have with RC
Cola on it, and I'm like, I'm looking at the lineup.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
I'm like catcher number two, Mackie Sasser, Gary Carter's not playing.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
And then I remember thinking like, well, at least wait
a minute, Darryl Strawberry's not playing.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
I remember one of my first.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Games as a kid in the understudies exactly going to
a play and they're like, oh, Hugh Jackman's not performing today.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Yeah, make sure your favorite rides are open.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Have fun.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Y'all love it because Coveno could call out there and
be like, oh, oh cars Land is closed.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Oh I was gonna come, dude, Joel. One of the
when I took my kids. I took my kids a
month ago, one of those big cars rides was open
and closed all day, kept closing. Oh, but I never
got a chance to go on one of the big ones.
So I got the list here for you. Cavino real quick.
All right, it's not it's not too bad.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
You're not gonna have any excuses, really, Mark Twain, Riverboat,
Haunted manst my favorite one that Mark Twain, The Haunted Mansion,
and astro Orbiter. Those are the only ones that are
temporarily unavailable today.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
I do like the Haunted Mansion, so I can't make it.
I love the Haunted. Thanks for the possible excuses. I'll
keep you posted in fact conclusion, Like I said, when
we feel in for Colin, count hurt tomorrow or just
join us on a regular show Monday through Friday at
two pm on the West, five pm on the East,
Cavino and Rich. I mean, listen, it's not it's not
a random question, because I think we all deal with that,
(28:36):
whether it's a friend in from out of town, you
visiting someone, the expectation of going to a game. Usually
it's a you know, it's rare because you're out here
in La so it's Disneyland. But a lot of times
you have a buddy that comes into town, he's like, yeah,
I'm in town, do you want to check out the Lakers?
And you're like, you know, and your instinct. I'll wrap
it with this, your instinct is always be lazy. I'm
(28:57):
telling you, yeah, because it's a regular week for you.
It's a regular work week for you. So even if
it's a Lakers game, which sounds like fun, you're like, yeah,
I gotta work tomorrow. They're on like vacation mode and
a different mindset with no agenda. So it's a little
tougher for that person. Oh and speaking of which, we're
gonna be in Nashville with Fox Sports Radio March fifteenth, Friday,
(29:21):
March fifteenth, We're gonna be doing a live broadcast with
Graduate Hotels, anyone you know in Nashville. Again, are you
expecting them to drop what they're doing to be like, guys,
we're here.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
It's an interesting thing.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
As you get older in this kids and families and
stuff like, you can't always expect friends or family to
drop what they're doing. But dude, I guess the morg
story is it's so easy to say no. Of course,
it's so easy to.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Want to relax, and sometimes you deserve it.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I get that, But by saying yes, you never know
who you could meet and the fun you could have
exactly with that exciting sports moment you may witness, like, man,
I have a great story to wrap up and it's
involving sports. Yeah, my buddy Michael Zito, Okay, went to
high school and college with him. You know that buddy,
that every step of the way, you're like, yeah, you
you're part of a lot of random memories because they
(30:06):
happened to just be your high school buddy, your little
league buddy, and also went to college with you.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Who yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Oh by coincidence though, right, yeah, I mean just we
happen to just our lives lined up and we were
always buds. He's a big Mets fan, lives up in Syracuse,
New York, and he always tells a story about how
laziness backfired. His dad came home from work with a hey,
I got two tickets for the Yankees game? Are we going?
(30:37):
Might have been a weekend, I forgot what it was,
but his dad came home with the tickets. He gave
the old I'm a Mets fan, I'm not mean a
Yankees fan. Plus I don't want to go all the
way to the Bronx.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Come on?
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Free tickets?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
He sat it out.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
It was a day docgud and pitching, no hitter, no way,
and he forever was like, I will never be for
I will never be the y again because just pure
laziness stopped him from seeing a no hitter.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
That's a great story. So, and that's a great one
to end. Me be a little bit more of a
yes man, all right.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Something I wanted to get to now, if you are
dating a woman that is good looking or a woman
that has a lot to offer, pay attention that girl
is fuh he's It applies to this sports hypothetical more
than anything. There's a viral video I saw on TikTok
and Instagram a couple of times, so if I've seen
(31:31):
it a few times, you may have seen it as well.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
Everybody has different algorithms.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
If your algorithm, oh you're not. Everyone's algorithm is butt
cheeks in the forty nine ers. It's like that old saying,
show me your algorithm, and I'll tell you who you are.
See your search history, I know a lot more about you.
Delete search history, all right. There's a video where some
young dude is interviewing people on the street. Just see
this all the time. Where it's like just some young
(31:57):
dude and he's like asking like drunk people questions outside
of bar. Okay, this dude's asking a young couple about
their hall pass.
Speaker 7 (32:07):
Take a listen, No, sir, you might get one pass,
but at the end of the day, you want one
wife and this is the life I want.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
So no, Now what about you?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
If he gave you one, if he gave me a
guilt treat pass, I would take it.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
That's crazy. Sorry, that's crazy. Who would you take it with?
Blendy Water is the third. So here's here's my thought.
That's a that's a random hall pass? Correct?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Which is part of that is Casey Yeah, Oklahoma City Thunder,
Oklahoma City Thunder, and it's it's six foot six random
basketball player. So my thought is this when someone says
this phrase that's oddly specific, when someone says the phrase
hall pass if you're with a good looking woman, I
(33:00):
don't think the hall pass thing should or could exist,
because if a guy says something, even a handsome guy
like Nick Cope, if he's like, you know, my hall
pass is Megan Fox, I don't know the chance of
you meeting her, being in the same room or anything.
Skylar Diggins, there's a very little chance it'll even present itself.
(33:23):
But if you're a good looking girl in the age
of social media. There's a lot of regular hawk girls
that could just slide into an athlete's DMS and make
it happen. So if you're a good looking girl, athletes
are sliding into their dms, yes, all the time. So
my thought on this is women should never be able
(33:44):
to get a hall pass. And I'll explain more next
right here on Coveno on Rich and for the Great
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Speaker 2 (34:37):
That song that Joel just played, Stutter by Joe. I
always wondered why the guy didn't come up with a
catch your name, Joe?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
It's wrong down that that's it, Joe. It's a good
song though, from the two thousands.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
It's memorable.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
It's good.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
By the way, I found somebody from Nashville for you already.
Might's gonna be in the house already.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Well right, I got people joining us next next month,
March fifteenth, Nashville can't wait.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Tony says she's gonna be there.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Oh sounds good. We got Joel on the ones in
two's bushes here. Thank you for hanging out with us.
It's a pleasure to be part of the premier sports
lineup in the nation. I don't want to say oddly enough,
but we got a ton of feedback about your Disney Dilemma.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Like I I was fascinated. I was like, look, man,
a lot of people invested in your little dilemma.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Take a lot of pride and being the most interactive,
most inclusive show on radio according to US, and I
appreciate your feedback. Thank you to the Dan Patrick audience
for embracing us and hearing me out. I had a
bit of a friend in need. My family's gonna be
at Disneyland. Do I go after my day of work
and meet them there? Is it worth?
Speaker 1 (35:39):
It?
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Is the question? Really?
Speaker 4 (35:40):
You know, the traffic, the parking. Do I waste my
money and go all the way there? It's like, you know,
an hour place there. Yeah, it's a lot of money,
you know what.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
You don't think I'm paying for a lot of what's
going on anyway, his nephews anyway, and my daughter there. Yeah,
I'll tell you what I tried to, you know, push
the needle way by showing Coveno, TikTok and Instagram clips
about your kids growing up fast?
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Did that work a little or not?
Speaker 5 (36:06):
It did?
Speaker 3 (36:06):
It did?
Speaker 2 (36:07):
And the feedback I'll wrap it up again, just going
back to the feedback here at Caveno and Rich on
social media and then our sports hypothetical about Hall passes
ep workshop says, dude, the deal breaker here is your
daughter who's fourteen, saying she wants to go on rides
with you. I look at pics of my kids when
they were small, and it kills me. Oh, those little
(36:27):
people don't exist anymore.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
I miss them. Take the time while you have it.
It'll be gone soon. But then Joe, right after this,
Kit Carter says, sit it out, dude, sit it out.
The girls are.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Having a good time at the happiest place on earth.
You won't be able to walk up and match their energy.
Stay at home, half snacked, dinner and dessert ready. They'll
be tired and so glad you were thinking of them
when they get home.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
Win.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Win.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
And then the very next one, James Benson, you gotta go, dude.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
One.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Traffic's gonna suck, but you won't have many more times
to do this. I say go. Than FSR posts a
picture of Brian Reagan, which is funny.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Now, then the very next one, Gary Hopwood says, dude,
take a knee, run out the clock, let your sisters
take the kids to Disney, spend quality time with your
daughter this weekend.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
So you got no.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
Clarity at all as soon as you walk out the door.
So you walk out of here and it's poor now
Raining Cavino.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Dude, every other one, I'm gonna get him a mini
I'm gonna get him a mini mouse puncho or look
at a steven toe hits us up, Coveno. You're thinking
about yourself and not the children's. You gotta go, So
it's back to the children. But how about the children?
Speaker 4 (37:38):
What about the children? I appreciate hard I do.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
I appreciate all the feedback again at Coveno and Rich,
But let's get back to your hypothetic.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
This Lindy Waters, the third.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Is Oklahoma City thunder and And what's interesting it's it's
so specific. If you don't know what we're talking about,
there's a viral video where some I'll tell you it
is by the way, that this is really cause for speculation,
because a reason for speculation because he's a six foot six,
two hundred and ten pounds.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Forward on OKC.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
He's the third of a long list of Lindy Waters,
and he's a he's a bit of a stallion in
the NBA. So for your woman to bring this dude
up randomly like that says a lot about Yeah, she's
into If you don't know what I'm talking about, there's
a viral video on social media.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
You may have missed it. I've seen it everywhere.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Some guys interviewing, you know, drunk people coming out of
a bar bumps into a couple in their twenties and
ask them about a hall pass, meaning, if you're in
a relationship, is there someone that you'd be allowed to
get with if you had the opportunity.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Take a listen.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
This girl, says Lindy Waters. Lyndy Water's the third.
Speaker 7 (38:47):
Yes, sir, you might get one pass, but at the
end of the day, you want one wife and this
is the life I want.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
So no, Now what about you?
Speaker 2 (38:55):
If he gave you one, if he gave me a
guilt treat pass, I would take it.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
That's crazy, that's crazy. Sorry, that's who would you take
it with? Lindy Water is the third.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
So what I find funny there is the guy's like, yo,
you find the good woman. She's look wife material. He's
all into her, and she has Lindy Water's name like
locked and loaded, ready to go, like Lindy Waters. I
don't care if you have somebody in mind. I think
that man answered this question perfectly. That's the only answer.
If you're especially asked this in front of your woman,
(39:30):
get out of here.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
I mean, was it a perfect answer. He's got an
excuse for when he messes up later on.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
And you know what, y'all, what did you say?
Speaker 2 (39:38):
He she has a random NBA player's name, locked and loaded.
He goes, Ah, that's crazy, that's what he says, because
you know what he's thinking, Oh no, she listen. Unless
they're in some type of polyamorous hookup with whoever you
want do what you want to do lifestyle, then that
this guy should not feel comfortable with that answer. Because
here's the difference. If the guy said, dude, my whole
(40:01):
piss is uh, you know, Sidney Sweeney. No way on
earth is this random doofist coming out of the bar
ever gonna meet or get with Sidney Sweeney. Never in
a million years with Sidney Sweeney. Probably give this guy
the time of day. However, this girl's in the video
relatively attractive. She may slide into Lindsey Waters DMS and
be like, hey, I'm a big fan of OKC and
(40:23):
for all you know, like a week later, he could
be like, well, I.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
Got tickets for you girl, let's go there. Yeah, let
me say I'm a big fan of that.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Ah listen, not to throw you at it, not to
throw you I'm a fan of the thunder I'm a
fan of those thunder cheeks.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
True story.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
I don't want to bring it up because, uh, you
know it's not your finest moment. But Cavino, true or false,
You've had girlfriends leave you for athletes. I mean, here
we are talking about what a good guy I am
going to Disneyland. You got to bring that up.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
I mean, yes, the truth hold on, not once, not once,
but twice.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Can you know how a girl leave him for someone
on the New York Rangers and then she had him
a different a different girl left him for a player
on the New Jersey Nets back in the day. Yeah,
and by the way, talk about major blows to the ego.
I was living at my I was living in my parents' basement,
driving a radio station van around New York City. So
it was a major blow to my confidence for many years.
(41:16):
I mean, we can live at it now. We can
live at it now. But I remember, I remember that
was when I first own a new Covino. I thought
to myself every night, if I just practiced a little hard,
I remember thinking, Joel Cavino hit me up back in
the day when we were like first friends. Mark Messier
and the Rangers were at a restaurant and sent a
drink over to his girl while he was having dinner.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
Yeah, but it wasn't Mark Messier. It was one of
the first round draft picks for the Rangers.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
That he was with.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
But Mark Messier's big head was I still remember his
big head there, thinking, oh, how nice are these guys.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Meanwhile, the dude was trying to get my girl and
he did and he married.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Were just a certified driver of the Mercedes first.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Well, we have more CNR and for Dan Patrick next
year on Fox Sports Radio.
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