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November 15, 2024 48 mins

Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, It’s Football Friday, so we’ll have Mark Packer’s report on Southern Fried Football from the College Football scene - and later turn to Tom Sorensen for a recap on the past week’s action in the NFL - and he’ll revel his picks for the games this week.. -  We’ll pull out the Happy Boy, Bang on the Drum and other Friday favorites.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players have a new script entitled, “Dress To Confess”.. - We’ll give away some more of John Boy’s crap.. - and by request, we’ll give Ricky B. Sharpe the karaoke mic for “Poop There It Is”…

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's happening? How's guy on Rabbi Shlomo here?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Listen there?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Then I'm in the kitchen ripping up some crip locks
or shall get filthy fish on a big part of
those hurt and slapping shaken. Nothing keeps a smile on
my face like listening to my favorite schlamel and schlamozles,
John Boy and Billy the regular hashin Favere Incorporated.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
See you guys on idecks.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Huh what's that like?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Coga doodle doo? Alright, your homemader to another. Fridays, November
the fifteenth, No taba for the work week? Getting ready
to be in a bag. We're about half of November. Man, Hey, Thanksgiving,
Christmas time, every time of the year. All right, then

(01:31):
I just want to go ahead and start out here
on national days, right quick, Raisin brand Day, Raising brand
cereal Day, Yes, good, National bunt Day, National Spicy Hermit
Hookie Day, do some autumn spices and long, you know, ladies,
let the punkin go all the way, because let's just

(01:52):
lead the punk in the Halloween in October the old
punkin sposh deal, right, got over that? And then the
national clean out your Refrigerator day asked before the holidays. Okay,
do that and National Philanthropy Day. This is why I
want to talk about philanthropists. That's that would be nice
if you like make enough money to like give it away.

(02:14):
That's basically what philanthrop for three is. Pronounce it helping
those in need?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Sure with your money or your time?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, okay, all right, because that was one of like
people in need of philanthropy. You know, it's Philanthropy Day,
all right, so you know you go to say, hey,
I could use a little philanthropy or the philanthropists already
know that they are philanthropists and that they have been given.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
You always associated with big, big numbers. I mean I do, yeah,
I would to, but not necessarily could be like a
wing of a hospital or something like that. It could be,
but not I mean, it could be individuals help. Well,
I think we're learning something. All right, good, that's great.
Just bring it on down. If you ain't got no money,
you got time, you got talent, you got something as
you do well, you can be a philanthropists like that.

(03:01):
All right, good work, y'all, good work. All right, I'm
going back home. Don't take us wut I feel like
I done so all right. I know later this morning,
the Reverend Franklin Graham, the head of Samaritan's Purse, will
join us. It does every holiday season for Operation Christmas Jobs.
I'm looking forward to that. And we got ooh, first

(03:22):
prize pack. Taylor, get your soothing pea nut voice out.
We'll tell you about the prize back. We wake up.
Big Joe's on the radio. Good morning, Big Show's on
the radio. Taylor tell us about the prize back. First
prize back of the morning.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
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(04:05):
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Speaker 2 (04:20):
There you go. Good work day. So they like the
music they used.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
When you know somebody goes too long at the Oscars.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
And I'd like to thank ber Tea for the chocolate covered.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Peanuts, pecans and chocolate cover cash.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
We're gonna do three dates in history where we get
our category so you can win those aforementioned bird Tea
County peanuts. Okay, No. Ember to fifteenth, nineteen sixty nine,
the first Wendy's and Burgers opened. Hey, I remember when
our studios were, when we were uptown Charlotte. We first
started here. Dave Lee, Dave from Wendy's came in hung

(04:54):
out with us one morning.

Speaker 7 (04:55):
Was that code?

Speaker 2 (04:56):
It was very got a gold card for the Carolina
Classic they have.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
And he was just as nice in person as he
was in his commercials.

Speaker 7 (05:04):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (05:04):
And we all had one of those gold cards, but
we didn't find out till they were already expired.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Somebody else took them over dog gone it. I remember
I wanted to launch an investigation. And oh, I remember
cold case.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
That's a cold case.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
So nineteen six and that was Dave starting Wendy's. All right,
oh five. In Amen's France, Isabelle Danielle became the first
person to undergo a partial face transplant. She had been
attacked by a dog earlier that year. Yeah, right, so

(05:39):
think about your face for that category.

Speaker 8 (05:41):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Oh seven, a Florida woman played her piano into the
Guinness World Record Book by tickling the ivory sixty five
hours straight. That'd be Pat Jones and Jacksonville. Ser audience
dwindled during the early mornings. It was just awful. Between
two and five.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
There's a lot of chopsticks.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
All right, Well, there you go. There's a categories one
eight hundred big shows. You told free line, come on,
play out bursts next, good morning, and it's a big

(06:36):
shown a radio for your Thursday morning this Friday. You
know you put anything on that board. I'm gonna get
in early. Gotta change that. I'm done with Thursday. I
don't want to relive that less they don't go ahead
toward the weekend. Here, okay, what's their feature track there?
It is what John Boy can't make decisions. I didn't

(06:58):
have to decide on the board. Why good conversations. He
was utters, let's play out theirs. That's the game that
anyone can win.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
John Boy Billy to give the prizes from the big prize.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Being let's go He contested number one. This should really
be a lot of fun. Your play ups have a
very upping stand. You want the test stand the big shots.
Let's say Scott from Yahoo. That's a zippe. Hey Scott,

(07:46):
good morning, buddy.

Speaker 9 (07:48):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (07:49):
How you thank man?

Speaker 10 (07:50):
Good?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
How about that? You recognize that Hall? That's the most
famous haul there ever was and he was out of Yeaes, Mississippi.
Name name your fellow YAZOOI and Scott.

Speaker 9 (08:05):
Oh man, I don't think I could name him.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Oh that's sad. Remember you're old, right, yeah, I never reminded.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
Yeah, here that long?

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Okay, Well have you ever heard of Jerry Klower? He
was a fertilizer salesman out of Yazoo, Mississippi, where you
moved to. All Right, well go, we're gonna catch down
up on some history in his new home here. All right.
He was a comedian, Yeah he was, buddy, Yeah, he
just he wasn't famous for selling fertilizer, but it kind

(08:41):
of helped him. All right, Hey, and kind of we're
doing that pathless. Yeah, there's a lot of bullookie. All right, Scott, Well,
let's get you through these three categories so we can
get you in Bertie County Peanuts. You ready to go?
All right, I'm ready five seconds. Give us three burger joints,

(09:01):
ready to go, Burger, Burger King, Wendy's and McDonald's Bama.
Now give us three things on your face, ready to go?
All no, lift two three, that's there. Now you name
three musical instruments.

Speaker 7 (09:17):
Go your car.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, no flute, birting, county peanuts, package headed towards you
down the azzoo. All right, I could give you a brief,
little brief class and then we'll let you go.

Speaker 11 (09:36):
Buddy, all right, bot of many hour, top of your
news in twenty minutes with magroon Bolivar.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Well, we're of us sliding over and bang on the
drum and.

Speaker 7 (10:28):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
It's a big shaw on the radio Friday morning. I'm
mad so far. Turn somebody on from yah Zoo, Mississippi
about Jerry Flower.

Speaker 12 (10:38):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Let's go ahead and get out of Friday morning song out.

Speaker 13 (10:43):
Here and before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find
yourself another line of work.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
That's when sure, don't fix your pistol.

Speaker 9 (10:54):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago. We got
a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes.

Speaker 7 (10:59):
It's and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

Speaker 9 (11:10):
I hate work, I hate.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Work, I hate work.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
I've been having a very bad names.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
Do I don't.

Speaker 14 (11:25):
I'm just gonna stick.

Speaker 7 (11:31):
About day.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
Day.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Then you just too.

Speaker 7 (11:52):
She's got me?

Speaker 15 (12:04):
Yea, what.

Speaker 8 (12:12):
Work work work work work work work?

Speaker 7 (12:14):
Hey man, what are we gonna do?

Speaker 5 (12:16):
Man?

Speaker 2 (12:16):
We got to get out of here.

Speaker 8 (12:17):
We have a light.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
What do you do for fun?

Speaker 8 (12:23):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (12:23):
No, we don't have fun.

Speaker 7 (12:24):
We just we just work.

Speaker 8 (12:26):
Here's here's our fun, right, work work work work work
work work work work.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
Well.

Speaker 12 (12:30):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (12:34):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when you go out looking for happiness and
end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
The weekend, but things are at their darkest.

Speaker 7 (12:45):
Pal, it's a brave man. I can kick party. All
there is will taste you is cool?

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Bus five?

Speaker 8 (13:37):
Oh doning, I'm today, I have a test paid.

Speaker 7 (13:50):
Work work?

Speaker 5 (13:51):
What what? What? What?

Speaker 12 (13:52):
What's what's work?

Speaker 9 (13:53):
I hate work?

Speaker 2 (13:54):
I hate work.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
I hate what?

Speaker 7 (13:58):
Essen stud.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Good morning to make chill. It's on the radio. Celebrating
Friday no fiber of fifteenth. Yes, macro here is Oliver.

Speaker 12 (14:49):
Well, well, well, it's that time of year again when
we rejoice in the opportunity to gather our loved ones together,
when we join thankful hands around a common table, feast
on nature's bounty and count the Lord's many blessings, to
bask in the glorious sights, the jubilant sounds, and the

(15:14):
heavenly smells of the holiday season. And if your name
is Norman rockwell, that is exactly the kind of mythological,
picture perfect fantasy you can expect for the rest of us,
poor slabs.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
It's just our turn to roll out.

Speaker 12 (15:30):
The good trough and slop that mooching pack of low
lifes otherwise known as your wife's family and friends.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
First in are your in laws.

Speaker 12 (15:45):
Knowing the enemy is half the battle, so you lock
the liquor cabinets. The last thing you need is your
wife's old man getting hammered, stripping down to his threadbare
boxes and challenging you to wrastle. You keep your mother

(16:06):
in law busy for hours simply by asking her how
she's feeling. When you've heard enough, trot out that box
of bonbonds stuffed with horse tranquilizers. With any luck, you
won't hear from her till next season. And speaking of horses,

(16:26):
that's not the thunder of mighty hooves. It's your sister
in law coming up the sidewalk. No doubt she'll arrive
via ups, seeing as it's cheaper than three or four
airline seats. As you gaze at her broad shoulders, you'll
thank Heaven you have double doors as she barrels breathlessly

(16:46):
past you, shaking your homes very foundation. Her arrival also
signals the moment you've dreaded most of all, your wife,
her sister, and their mother together the reunification of the
unholy trinity. What should be a simple group hug looks

(17:10):
more like unlawful assembly. To top it off, here comes
sister in law's ex husband. As you look at his
rail thin frame, far set upon eyes, and triangular head,
you no longer doubt that aliens are among us. You
don't worry if you'll have enough food. You know that
he'll chain smoke his dinner. Not far behind him is

(17:34):
the rotten fruit of his tattooed loins. The twins, identical
twins that look nothing like the parents, more like a
freakish genetic cross between Opie the flying monkey from Wizard
of Ours and that deliverance kid, complete with matching lazy eyes.

(17:56):
Instinct tells you to frisk them at the door. The
only thing worse than these kids is picturing the freakish
union that created them. At this point, you've abandoned any
attempt at a festive holiday table setting. You just throw
open the kitchen door and get out of the way.

(18:18):
The snapping of bones and the rending of flesh is
something right out of Wild Kingdom. You think this crew
had never seen food before, and by the time they're done,
the kitchen looks like the first three rows of a
Gallagher concert. After you've hosed down the sight of the massacre,
you stumble through your home looking for a place to rest,

(18:40):
but to no avail. The women folk have taken all
available beds as they sleep off their feeding frenzy. The
sound of their snoring is like elephant's seal mating season.
You stagger out of the house and into the woods,
praying for a rabbit animal to put you out of
your misery. But as the sun sets it begins to snow.

(19:01):
The cold flakes land softly on your face, melting on
your cheeks like an angel's kiss, waking you to the
true spirit of the holidays, forgiveness, understanding, and unconditional love.
You also realize that with this kind of weather, no
one will be going home, so you immediately join your

(19:21):
pets in the heavy traffic. Happy holidays and bone apetite.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio. Hey,
horses and horse sets.

Speaker 14 (19:40):
That's your old plgarbusy and I'm not working a lot
over abusy Nissan or working the fire over abusive burghers
calling Gaylor Sartaine two in the morning to sing body
Hollo tunes. I'm listening to my favorite fellow head injury
patience John One doesn't every morning on the Big Show.

Speaker 7 (20:01):
Man.

Speaker 14 (20:01):
When is the last time I had him?

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Good morning, let's make showing the radio's making that call
from Franklin Graham coming in here in operations. Christmas child
time over there right now, Let's call all happy boys.

Speaker 7 (20:59):
I was working up street on a sunny day.

Speaker 10 (21:01):
Bubble feeling in my bone, says I have my wee
bubblebb Oh, i'ma have to be boy, Ima have to
be boy.

Speaker 7 (21:10):
Oh we did good when things are going here.

Speaker 10 (21:13):
We hey, Hey, my little box pot got hit by
a car ubble hubbub A hubble but his guns in
the box and put him in a drawer.

Speaker 7 (21:20):
Ubbub i'ma have to be boy, Ima have be boy.
Oh and good when things are going here?

Speaker 4 (21:28):
We hey, hey, oh for god, all about it for
a month and a half.

Speaker 7 (21:47):
Ubbub hubbs.

Speaker 10 (21:49):
I looked into the drawer and started to laugh hubbubbo, because.

Speaker 7 (21:53):
I might have to be BOYM have be boy. Oh
we did good when things are going here?

Speaker 2 (21:59):
We hey, good morning, Big shows on the radio coming up.
We play John boyd Jeopardary for a Happy Herd Prizepie,
Get you going here Hunting season. Hang out for a second.
But ladies and gentlemen, you know we have been talking
about the Samaradan's Purse Project Operation Christmas Child. We have

(22:22):
been lucky enough to be involved with this for like
around twenty years now, and the what the guy has
been running it since the early nineties is President and
CEO of Samaradan's Purse. He is Franklin Graham and we're
just tickled to death to have him back on the
Big Show again this year. Good morning, Franklin, good morning,

(22:42):
Good to be with you guys. Thank you so much,
frank we were just talking. Last week would have been
your daddy's Billy Graham's birth one hundred and sixth birthday.
Was looking to that he's well. Tim is not restraining
him anymore since twenty eighteen when he passed away. I
can't believe it's already been six years that he graduated, will.

Speaker 9 (23:02):
You know it has, And but we just thank God
for his life and and the people that he was
able to share the love of Jesus Christ with in
his lifetime. You know, he never dreamed as a farm
boy there in Charlotte that God would take him to
the every corner of the earth to preach the gospel.
And you know, he always saw himself as a farm boy.

(23:24):
He never saw himself as some you know, celebrity. He
just always saw himself as a farmboy.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
That's something. And you know he was the first to
use television to evangelize, to spread the gospel. And it
just hit me while I was watching Franklin. Just love
those commercials you do. You can describe how you can
accept Christ wherever, change you for eternity in a sixty
second commercial on television. You're continuing to use TV like

(23:51):
your daddy did. I'm sure you think about that.

Speaker 9 (23:53):
Sure, well, you know, be honest, I don't really think
about it. I just you know, you just want to
You just want to take the opportunities you have in
life and try to use them for God's glory. And
then that's what my father did. And you know, he
was one of the first on to have a radio program,
I had a TV program, And of course he started

(24:16):
using the Internet in the latter years of his life.
He always always believes in technology, and you know, to
use technology for the sake of the gospel and and
the way for.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
You're continuing, we all are continue with Operation Christmas Child.
You've reached over two hundred and twenty million children since
nineteen ninety three. The impact that has made and we
won't know that until until we get to heaven as well,
will we frankly we won't.

Speaker 9 (24:45):
And you know, and every shoe box is important. You know,
we think, well, there's two hundred and twenty million, while
that's a lot of boxes, Well it's we hand them
out one box at a time. And when you hand
that box to a child and you smile at them,
tell them that God loves them, that Christ died for
their sins. You know, these these kids, you're touching them

(25:08):
and it has a huge impact on their life. And
so every box is an opportunity to touch a child.
And so we're so thankful for everyone who has packed
a box, for the people who pray for the boxes
as they go out and pray for the children. We're
so thankful for the churches that that work. Some churches
work on this all year long, and we're just we

(25:31):
we we couldn't do this without the support the churches,
and so grateful for each congregation and each individual that
packs a box.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
And frank that we've got to talk to several members
of your team like we get to do every year,
and this year was totally different with Hurricane Helene hitting
you guys right where you live the beginning. You know,
of course, like you said, it's a year round deal,
but like your team are getting ready and what they
were going through that that is wow. That's that was

(25:59):
something Were you personally impacted? Were you at home during that, Franklin.

Speaker 9 (26:04):
No, I was actually in Alaska the day the storm hit.
I came back to the next day and of course,
my son in law I had to get a chainsaw
and open up the roads so my wife could get out.
And then of course we had mud slides of so
many people were impact. It was interesting. We had a
culvert that went out just coming into our office and

(26:28):
so our staff was having to take an extra almost
two miles just to get to our office because it's
one colvert was out. So we called this the DOT
and asked him if we could take up the covert ourselves,
relay it and then we'll go to the gravel pit
and get gravel and could could we fix it? You
know what the Dot told us? They said, thank you.

(26:49):
I but you know one thing, there's so many people
up here. It was neighbor helping neighbor, and the guys
somebody's road was blocked. Somebody would show up with a
tractor of their own bulldozer and they just did make
a hole and and people started moving again. So it
was incredible just to see how how the community came together,

(27:14):
how people helped one another, Neighbor helping neighbor, and so
you know, as we look for this year for Operation
Christmas Child, you know we suspect we'll we we may
be down a little bit in this area for collecting
shoe boxes because just the churches that were impacted and
the damage that that people have gone through. But uh,

(27:36):
we we believe God will make up those shoe boxes
somewhere else. But we're going to focus on helping the
people here in western North Carolina.

Speaker 7 (27:42):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (27:43):
The big need, of course right now is coming at Samarans. First,
we're going to focus on buying mobile homes for homes
that were destroyed, for people that had houses that have
got damage to story. We're going to help them and uh,
and some of them will have to completely rebuild. You know,
we're talking about this is going to be a three
to four year program. Wow, there was so much damage.

(28:04):
It's just going to take a while to fix it.
Can't fix it overnight. But we're going to stay here
till it's done.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
And that is something because you guys are first on
the ground around the world when disaster happens.

Speaker 6 (28:14):
And congratulations on your response time on this one. You
know you just basically went out the front door.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (28:21):
Well, you know it's interesting. We we got a call
from a school over in ban Or, el Ca asking
if we could bring some water to them and we
had a helicopter we sling loaded some water to them,
and then next day they said, listen, we got to
get our kids out of here. And it was a
little bigger than we could do. So we called up
the Air National Guard and we were able to go

(28:43):
through a couple of hoops and finally they came in
with their helicopters and got them out of there. And
then we just started taking the helicopter and going to
uh We went to churches that got were cut off.
We went to fire stations in these rural areas, and
the military started coming to us and we started loading

(29:04):
their helicopters with things that people needed and they hauled
them for us. We did hundreds, almost three hundred flights
to the seventeen different counties here in the West, fifteen
counties here in North Carolina too, in Tennessee, and we're
talking about hundreds of thousands of pounds of stuff that

(29:26):
we delivered, things like heaters and blankets and gasoline generators.
Four thousand generators were able to supply. And we think
it's the largest airlift private airlift in the history of
the United States and has done the name of Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Oh I love you. That's awesome. Well, y'all, you know
anytime you can, of course give to US Americans first. Well,
right now, it's Operation Christmas Child. Everything you need to
know if you go to our website, The Big Show
dot Com, click on the samaritanspurst Matter, take you right
there and you can get it done. Head toward collection
week against November the eighteenth. Franklin, thanks for taking time

(30:05):
with us this morning. Thank you for allowing us to
be with you and serve again. This year is totally
awesome for our people here in the studio. Thank you, guys.

Speaker 9 (30:16):
God bless you all it.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Merry Christmas, Thank you Mary Christmas, Merry Christmas. See all right, Dan,
the Big Show dot Com. That will work, all right,
November eighteenth, twenty fifth. All right, that is wild man.
I'm talking about this. If I knew it was stuff
going on largest in the United States. Propped right there?
All right, Well where are we at? Oh we're John

(30:38):
boy jeopardy. All right, let's review yesterday's question. We found
out dogs hate going out in the rain. But it's
not the getting wet part that bothers them. It's because
of this the noise. Yes, what the rain is hitting.

Speaker 6 (30:52):
In of course thunder, but rain actually amplifies all sound.
It's like a water wall in the air. And yeah,
I know that from sound recording.

Speaker 7 (31:01):
Nice.

Speaker 6 (31:01):
I mean that's why traffic sounds so much louder. Yeah,
look you I was learning something. Uh huh, right, well,
let's jump in here for the day is John Boy Jeopardy.
It was nineteen sixty two. Max Bear Junior found television
famous Jethrow Bodine on the Beverly Hill Billies. But long
before that, his father got there first by appearing in

(31:22):
the first.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
One of these to be televised.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Oh what is the first Moonshiner's episode?

Speaker 2 (31:30):
That's a good guess? No, what you all got one?
Ain't hundred killer bees? Ain't that old? Is it? One?
Ain't hundred? Big show? You told? Free line? We go
to we get a winner. We play John boyd Jeopardy.

Speaker 11 (31:40):
Next.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Good Friday morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Today's feature track for the Big Show Big Box, John
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(32:29):
John Boy.

Speaker 6 (32:32):
And now a man who has the patience of ged clampers,
Ellie May's love for animals, grannies passion for moonshine, and
Jethro's ciphering skills.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
He's Jon Boy. I'll do some dissentus later. Say hey
to Melissa out of pocahan talk for Genia, that Pocahontas
a pokahont talk.

Speaker 7 (32:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Let's ask Melissa, Hey, Melissa, Hey, hey, baby, how do
you pronounce where you are Pocahontas like the Indian? Okay, Well,
Jackie didn't put an ass on that her heart. Well
she had to wa way didn't she take me? I
don't know. She said, don't tell anybody. Everybody's room, but
I was my own radio. Okay, y'all, don't tell her. Okay, Melissa,

(33:22):
glad you didn't here. Baby. You got the first shot
at John boor Jeopardy this morning. So nineteen sixty two,
Max Beard Junior found TV famous Jethro Bodine on the
Beverly Hillbillies. Well long before that, his father got there
first by appearing in the first one of these to
ever be televised. What do you think, Melissa, a western?

(33:46):
A Western? No, No, he was not on a Western.
Oh right, Melissa, we appreciate you playing with us if
you have a great day. All right, days with Liz
the Pocahontes Virginia. I didn't know was one there, Jackie

(34:08):
Omia as later, let's say, hey to Johnny.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
I think.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Number one Johnny had a nice Bill Florida. Good morning, Johnny. Hey,
good morning guys. Hey buddy, So all right, what do
you think old Jethro Bodine's dad got famous for on
TV before his son, he actually got famous for boxing

(34:34):
by boxing. Well, let's see if you nailed it. Yes,
first televised boxing Max and uh Randy did a little
research on that. So he was he was a deal
back in his day.

Speaker 6 (34:50):
I'm telling you, Max Bear Senior really got screwed in history.
I mean, the more you dig into his past, he
was really he had it going on. I mean it
was a very popular, very good boxer and was talking
about that.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
And he lost that fight during the very first televised
boxing match. Yep.

Speaker 6 (35:08):
But I remember they did a rematch with the same
match card and he won the second time around.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
So he was eighty four fights fifty three by knockout.
He was seventy one and thirteen during his doing his career.
And actually we had Jethrow on the Big Show. Won
the first people Taya ever brought on the show and
say buggin to talk. He wanted to talk about his dad.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Yeah, yeah, I remember him.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
He was hot about the fact that he kind of
was overshadowed and his record and his celebrity was, you know,
beefed up as much.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
And I think he wrote a book or something about that.
I need to research it, but yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Look back at that. Hey, well it worked out for Johnny.
You got your prize back. Head down a nice field
for you, buddy. All right, well I appreciate that very much.
All right, boy, buying with the hour tip of your news. Yeah,

(36:07):
getting ready to crack over the brand new script I
get out in twenty minutes. Good morning, it's a big

(36:46):
sho on the radio. You am I find a minute
and he's so fat song.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
I told you go ahead.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
I'm gonna feel good about myself on Friday for this
listener is sent into hit it boy.

Speaker 7 (37:12):
I'm a redneck. I ain't gotten many heroes.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Most of my kind are a bunch of big zeroes,
but there is one I look up to, y'all.

Speaker 7 (37:21):
I never knew Lega station.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
That dog's a big in the trailer park world. Hangs
out with wrestlers and hooter girls.

Speaker 12 (37:29):
I'm one of the.

Speaker 7 (37:30):
NASCAR drivers, y'all.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
He's a man, even though they all know he can't.

Speaker 7 (37:34):
Drive with damn.

Speaker 14 (37:35):
He's got a little cut, but he's a real McCord.

Speaker 13 (37:38):
That's why all of us Sony short, but we want
to beat John go Bame.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Every day to act up John.

Speaker 13 (37:48):
B He makes being big and dumb up count game
and he's got top billing ms up and show John
Dory game man.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
How we left into this job. We don't know. They
can't walk and shoot some but that's who he is.

Speaker 7 (38:13):
He still wins sometimes.

Speaker 13 (38:14):
On the stoopide quit think you don't know a lot,
well a lot.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
You know.

Speaker 13 (38:19):
He's a trivia king on the Andy Griffis Shoulders, Andy
and Barney, Ophie and be Goober and Gomer and John Boys, Me,
Billy and Randy Well and may at Corey. But even
old Wafer, they all wanna.

Speaker 7 (38:33):
Be John boyd fame man.

Speaker 12 (38:36):
You never be bulling his teachers.

Speaker 7 (38:38):
Whine Ford Thame Man.

Speaker 13 (38:42):
Now we make some more than all of them. Come five,
John Boyd Fame and he got top Billy knocked up
and show.

Speaker 7 (38:51):
John Gord Thame Man.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
The lad John Dorr Cantrelly and.

Speaker 13 (38:55):
Flow ignorance is bliss. He's a bundle of George and
all this other He breast all will be. John Boyd
Baby went banging on the door. He's a lucky guy

(39:19):
on Baby Buddy won't let him out no matter how
they tried. John Boyd, Baby Jackie in the twins.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
He knows their ball.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
John he dreams about them, and really I'm.

Speaker 7 (39:35):
So John boy Baby knows his ground.

Speaker 13 (39:40):
In his neck, his grass, John Good Baby, he ain't
sharpest tool in the shape.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
John Good Friday Morning, Big Show's on the radio, Another

(40:20):
football Friday week in cooking all things college football for
their Southern Friday Football Mark Packer in Bout. Twenty minutes later,
Final hour with the Big Show. Tom Sorens will pick
every NFL game this weekend, coming off of eight and
five weekend. We'll look at a lock when we get

(40:40):
him into here. All right, got a brand new script,
lets sacked action.

Speaker 12 (40:48):
Hello friends, you're old pal Birtburn here with another pooper
post citing.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.

Speaker 12 (40:55):
Today's episode Dressed to Confess as our Story opened, Four
time loser Fester McGill is in front of Judge Judy
Moran again.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Okay, bailiff, who's next?

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Oh, Fester McGill, your honor?

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Well, well look who's back? Please step forward, mister McGill.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Hello, your honor. You look lovely today?

Speaker 5 (41:17):
Can the Eddie Haskell pattern? All right, let's see what
you're here for today. So it says here you've broken
into a dress shop.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Is that true? Yes, your honor, they have a lovely selection.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Tell it to yelp.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
It also says that you've admitted as much.

Speaker 12 (41:32):
Yeah, it was totally voluntarily, I mean, your honor. No
one roughed me up at all. In fact, do you
know Officer muldoon bought me a zag nut? Do you
know they don't even sell those around here?

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Was that kind of it?

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Prdfarming?

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:44):
So tell me, mister McGill, what did you steal?

Speaker 12 (41:46):
It was a dress, your honor, a swell, pale pink
number with a floral design around the bosom.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Wait wait a second, you're telling me you stole a
single dress.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
That's correct. I'm a thief, I'm not greedy.

Speaker 5 (41:57):
But mister McGill, you admitted to Officer Muldo that you
broke into the dress shop four times.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
That's correct.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Yes, you broke in four times and you only took
one dress.

Speaker 12 (42:06):
That's correct, your honor.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
I'm afraid I don't understand.

Speaker 12 (42:09):
Well, you see the first three times my wife didn't
like the color of us. And how we hope you've
enjoyed John Boy and Belly playhouse women.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Am I right? This guy knows what I'm talking about.

Speaker 12 (42:26):
Do it next time when we'll hear Officer muldoon zagnut
dealers say, hey.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning to
Big Show is on the radio.

Speaker 15 (42:38):
Hello, fellow, good old boys. This is your old partners
and York the Arts, and how did they from over
here in hammer? Laying your fiord Norway, I'll tell you, Wapman,
you're stuck and waxing the family.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Yack.

Speaker 15 (42:56):
There's no better way to pass the time than listening
to John Buy and Billy and that Big Show.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
I only wished the show was longer. That yeck whaps
and takes a while.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
I think.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Good morning it's a big showing the radio coming up
in a minutes All days college football and pac Man.
But I say say not work in the big ESPNS.
We get all by Football Friday and then we'll go
to the NFL Final Hour with our mansorder this year
one hour Alert John Boy's wonderful thing. Give a number
one hundred and twenty five. As we end up Veterans

(44:04):
Day Week, We've got a commemorative challenge coin from the
US military's O three Operation Red Dawn in Iraq. That's
when our boys he chases the dam across and you
can see.

Speaker 7 (44:15):
On the coin.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
We got it all right, one hour. We'll give it
away some time. You to get your name in the hat,
go to the Big Show dot com. Good morning, got
the big show the radio coming up. We played Beating
the Blind for a big old prize pack. It consists
of one hundred twenty dollars worth of bull snot cleaning
products and now slicker products. I got it. It could

(44:38):
have been worse and now slickering bull snot a Sideman
Mark Packer from the ACC Network kicking off our Football
Friday All Thangs, Southern Friday Football. Good morning pack, Good
morning John boyt on.

Speaker 8 (44:50):
That is an introduction the way you started Friday morning,
right there, the boy Johnny, listen this crazy college football world.
You know, on Tuesday, the College Football Playoff Committee unveiled
Round two, and for the last couple of days, I've
heard everybody complaining, which means they must be doing something right,
because I got all my SEC talking heads.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
They're totally upset because the Big.

Speaker 8 (45:16):
Ten's got four of the top five ranked teams, and
they're like, man, we invented football down the South. Don't
tell me about Penn State, Indiana. Come down south and
get beat by one hundred. I got all my Big
ten buddies up there, going, well, it's about time we
got some sophistication in that committee room because people are
now acknowledging that Oregon is the best team in the country,

(45:36):
and of course Oregon is now a Big ten team.
They go figure, right, So you got the Big ten
people losing their mind. You got the SEC people losing
their mind. I work for the ACC Network. We got
our people upset because they're talking about in SMU got screwed.
They're fourteenth. Man, their resume looks better than Texas for
crying out left let's go play them Nord. So you

(45:57):
got everybody in every part of the country completely upset.
And I'm just sitting back watching all this stuff.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Jenny.

Speaker 8 (46:04):
I'm like, hey, listen, you know what, we got three
more weeks of games to be played. We got Georgia
and Tennessee tomorrow. And it kind of feels like a
loser League town match for Georgia because they got dropped.
They were number three last week. They go down to
Ole Miss, they don't play well, they get beato.

Speaker 7 (46:19):
It's all right, big deal.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
They dropped all the way to twelve. Actually they're actually
out of it.

Speaker 8 (46:24):
If the playoffs started to day, Georgia would be out
of the playoff. So the Georgia folks are like, hey,
wait a minute, we're the number one preseason team. We
lose one stinking game. We went to Texas, blew them out.
We've had to go to Ole Miss, We've had to
go to Alabama.

Speaker 9 (46:37):
We're playing people.

Speaker 8 (46:38):
So Georgia and Tennessee tomorrow, Johnny, is the game to
keep an eye on because you got all kinds of
stuff at stake. For Georgia, they really do need to
win this game. They've won twenty eight straight home games,
and it does feel like a must win for the Dogs.
They win this one. I still think they're one of
the two or three best teams in college football. And
for Tennessee, you gotta find out what's gonna happen with

(46:59):
their quarterback, go or not. But again, the Balls are
a good spot too. They win this game, Tennessee is
in a great spot. So that's the biggest game of
the weekend. Tennessee on the road between the hedges at
the University of Georgia. The ACC races watch all that
stuff I cover. SMU and Miami are still in the
driver's seat. The Canes, of course, upset last weekend in

(47:20):
Atlanta against Georgia Tech, and Clemson still has a chance
in that front, but they're gonna need some help. So
all I'm gonna tell you is we still got three
great weeks of football. Crazy stuff's gonna happen tomorrow, I
guarantee it.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
And all yeah. By the way, we've had hoops too.

Speaker 8 (47:33):
Johnny North Carolina lost a tough one a week ago
at Kansas, the number one team in the country. Duke
loses earlier this week to Kentucky. It's go time in
college hoops. But right now we got football on the brain.

Speaker 7 (47:45):
It's all good.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Has it back? Like you say, I got three weeks
to sword this out in first time, twelve in a playoff.
Cannot wait, Bud, all right, it'll be awesome, John Boy. Yes, sir,
you have a great week and body love you mean it.
You gotta have a good one Fu time boy. Well
let's play. I beat the blonde game. Come on, one,
ain't hundred bigs show you told free Line we'll get
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