October 20, 2023 • 45 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy takes the lead role in today's Playhouse, "Dentist Anxiety".. - We dig up even more Halloween Hijinx, along with our usual "zombie-like" Friday Features!.. - Then, in the final hour, Tom Sorensen updates his NFL picks.. - and Cadbury goes to the Renaissance Festival..
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We all said we're gonna have to stop.
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Friday morning.
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You know how we love Friday. Might be some kind
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It is just the proper response to being happy.
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This national brandied fruit day? All right right, Niles National
Chicken and Waffles Days. I think I have, Oh it
is awesome. Yeah, leftovers I think from a store. I
found it on the up on the counter.
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All right?
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Very good.
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Wow. If I was a youth, I probably lose my
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for Outbergeon and win that big old prize pack. It
was on this date in eighteen seventeen the first showboat
leaves Nashville.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
They give shows along the Mississippi.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Wow, it's like what they do with casinos now, except
it was like.
Speaker 9 (03:33):
Shows got their showboat.
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Eight nineteen and seventeen.
Speaker 8 (03:38):
You know Marcy's actually it's been twenty five years since
she did it for us, but she can spell Mississippi backwards?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Really?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Can you still do it?
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Ippisi SSI M Yeah, I can.
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Yeah, it's because it starts with ipp you would have
probably been a hit on the show boat there is.
Speaker 9 (03:58):
That pulled up the shore Chapkins.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Let's move up to nineteen ninety three and find out
archaeologist was digging at a stone age village in Sweden
reportedly discovered nine thousand year old chewing gum. Okay, it
was on Pharaoh's bedpost.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Cinnamon chewing gum.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Move up to nineteen ninety six. After being rushed to
the emergency room, seventy eight year old Gennaro Florio of Hampden,
Connecticut received a new pacemaker that had been on the
market only three weeks and his son Joseph had designed it.
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Oh wow, wow, pretty cool. Alright, but there you go.
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I like you.
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Ready, go doctors, Uh, sick people.
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Waiting room.
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You hang on.
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I was just playing with Timmy, Timmy's emotions.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
Yeah, but I mean Percy say, he's like a really
quick thinker, and then you try to convince him the
whole town's out again.
Speaker 11 (08:00):
Somebody does that to everybody.
Speaker 14 (08:02):
Yeah, h.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
H good morning, and it's a big show on the.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Radio Friday morning, head into the weekend.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
I'm close.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I'm closer to Halloween.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Liveless and sometime one of his favorite times of the year.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
It's liveless.
Speaker 15 (08:51):
Ah, y'all, I won't hange you want hate that money?
Hey right here, alady, the war, I got your war
right here. Halloween, yo, golright, how right?
Speaker 13 (09:01):
Well he who legged and go oh what has just
two legs? And now he didn't four legs? I don't
know what has two legs and goes oo.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Wait I talk.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
I'm trying to say, whoo who Now, don't go on
my own stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Going with your own stuff.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
That's a good idea. Well, oh, here's a Halloween high
yek for you.
Speaker 12 (09:28):
Halloween, which like her right hair rooms when they're.
Speaker 13 (09:33):
Angry, Why don't whatches like to ride their brooms when
they're now because they don't like to fly off the handle.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Oh I had it hurts me. Want to ride a
room where you're handing or in a.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Way hurts too much to d when you're paying.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Where your hands are getting the wall, I don't know where.
Speaker 16 (09:52):
Well, it's like, why did this camel cross the road
with the skeleton cross the rail road?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
He didn't have the guts.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
I had. He couldn't walk. He had a wolls her
in his hood and couldn't walk.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Had a bone bone?
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Yeah, yeah, I get it. Who wanted a helad and
beauty conn?
Speaker 13 (10:14):
Who won the skeleton beauty contest? Nobody?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
I'd rather what I heard I had so wooning.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
You away with all some bony bony.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Right down the wolves again?
Speaker 16 (10:31):
Hey, what did the wama goat taken away we go
as they drove down the street?
Speaker 13 (10:36):
What did the mama ghosts say to the baby ghost
as they drove down the street?
Speaker 8 (10:40):
Street?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Buckle your sheep belt?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
I had rolled out off?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
How cold?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
So they're not so different as us?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (10:52):
What how will you wail to pay your express?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
What happens when you failed to pay your exercise? You
get repossessed?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Why you how about me?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
You know you have hen'll worried the hell?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I know.
Speaker 10 (11:14):
That's not.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
What wrong with you?
Speaker 10 (11:19):
I quit while you're ahead on a high note.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Okay, what do you get when you cross n what
a oach?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
What do you get when you cross bambo bamboo?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Get a deer that.
Speaker 16 (11:36):
Rolls out front of you? One after ish day? Dear,
I'll show you up here. Why was there any hood after?
Don't want her?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Hearty?
Speaker 13 (11:52):
Why wasn't any food left after the monster parted? Because
everyone was a goblin?
Speaker 5 (11:59):
Get the ghost'll want a ravers rends. Here's waiting a
week to go walk?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
The ghost relatives made to go walk.
Speaker 10 (12:10):
I'll go box.
Speaker 12 (12:11):
I got wash well after the flash on his hamera?
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Wow, wonking?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
What did Satan get on a drug show?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Okay, after the flash on his camera? Mouth mouth? What
did Satan get back from the drug store?
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Drugs?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
The prints of darkness?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
I'll get it.
Speaker 12 (12:33):
I had the money he had for the crappy history,
the money he paid for the crown straight over.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Get his money.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Worry the hell? You don't want to get on his
bad side.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
I find a way ash walk right here? Find you?
Speaker 12 (12:47):
What do Garlands and ghost drink when they're hot and
hershey on Halloween?
Speaker 13 (12:51):
What do goblins and ghosts drink when hot and thirsty
on Halloween?
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Goulaid, I don't.
Speaker 12 (13:00):
Know I had, They don't care? Called her already dead?
You get it? Why couldn't.
Speaker 10 (13:15):
Nothing nothing? Please go ahead?
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Why couldn't rock you lord? Why get to sleep?
Speaker 13 (13:20):
Why I couldn't Dracula's wife and get your sleep because
of his coffin?
Speaker 5 (13:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
What I had?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
He's always coming home in a little.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Night, always coming home in the middle.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
Rack. He has?
Speaker 10 (13:40):
Get it unless you know that it's only a four
hour show.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I got What's time?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
If you're left?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Like?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Why did the vampire need wild wak?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Why did the vampire need mouth?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Wok?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
He had bat breath.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
For you?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Get it?
Speaker 17 (14:01):
What I have?
Speaker 5 (14:02):
I had? He would of God and eat a lot
of Torito.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
The better guy that eats a lot of.
Speaker 10 (14:12):
You're starting to worry the hell out of it.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Wow God, Halloween, that's your line?
Speaker 11 (14:19):
What what?
Speaker 5 (14:20):
What has one finger? And goes woo you? Okay? I
got one warning ya?
Speaker 10 (14:30):
No Hi, all right, let's try that.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Where do you go go shopping?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Where do ghost go shop shopping? To the bootiaque? I
had wal Wart.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Here's my hair. Hair, y'all stay please.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Okay nod who who one hunger and literally don't when
you oh yeah, I'm won't get her.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
It's a big showing the radio about twenty minutes. Listen
now on part time Receptionists Phil McCracken and getting ready
for Halloween, Luther. Right now, it's the diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 17 (15:42):
Dear Diary, this is Gary U see well Diary. It's
going to be that time again, Halloween and Hollyween. The
only way you know what's Halloween is look out on
the calendar, because most of these days holds out here
dressed like and every damn day panty holes, rubber nose,
wearing a jocking, panty holes, nothing weird, just regular Joel's.
(16:04):
That's how holly weird life goes.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Hawk Hawk.
Speaker 17 (16:12):
With haller Wing comes to the yearly Abusy style all
out Haunted attraction for charity. This year we're raising cash
for new boobs for Caitlyn. It was either that a
plastic surgery for Steve Bushemi. So me and Crazy Frankie
got the keys to an abandoned sizzler over in Burbank
and got to work, clean out all that crackhead trash.
(16:34):
We're going to raise a little cash. Pick up the
poop that's on the floor. Looks like somebody has booty
is sore.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yak and eyack.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Busy's back shall now in the past diary.
Speaker 17 (16:50):
We designed the attraction to appeal to the usual low
intelligence crowd. You know, stuff like killer dolls and zombie
clowns and a naked Delta Birk feasting on the corpse.
Gerald McCraney been there, done that, got the rugburns. But
I know what's scares them, plumb pudding out of them
goobers nowadays presenting a night of giblet shrinking terror. Gary
(17:14):
Busey presents.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
Flyover Country.
Speaker 17 (17:19):
Screaming and peeing and puking and phaeton taint a pretty
picture of that.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I'm peyting you'll never sleep again.
Speaker 17 (17:24):
There ain't no way when you see normal America, USA.
Speaker 10 (17:28):
I'm triggered.
Speaker 17 (17:30):
Yeah, enter the bucy Castle of madness. Can you survive
the House of No Pronouns. We're gonna have a bunch
of guys dressed like truckers and bikers, calling everybody.
Speaker 9 (17:49):
Guys, dudes, chicks and brods.
Speaker 17 (17:54):
I'm gonna have a guy standing by with a mop
on hand to soak up all them tears. That room
he's into germaphobia genocide, where a lot of people standing
around without masks, coughing and hacking around. The next turn
is the reality toilets. It's just male and female and
(18:17):
that's it. Now. Remember this is Hollywood. That's gonna freak
him out. And after they with themselves, they wind up
in the casting call where what they are don't matter.
None is going to have to have talent. Dun dunt
(18:40):
dunt talk. And if they make it through that one,
they wander outside and find the Great Climate Massacre. It's
a bunch of old cadillacs, guys a guzzling gas and
iland a bunch of charcoal grills with red meat a sizzling,
and of course the doors will be open and the
ac will be on. That's right, we're cooling the whole
(19:01):
damn outside. Please don't scream, it's not a dream. Just
check out them high beams motor boat. Then them dopes
are going to enter the next room, which just might
stop some hearts. It's maggnificent Marca. Everybody wearing maga hats.
(19:22):
Trump speeches on all the flat screens, and worst of all,
a bunch of black guys and Latinos wearing Trump twenty
twenty four shirts.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Greeting everyone with a smile.
Speaker 17 (19:33):
Then they scurry their flustered little cells down to the
basement of stark Reality, where people dressed up like their
parents kick them out of the house for being deadbeat losers,
and that leads to the gift shop, where they also
have to fill out a job application. Oh no, you know,
(19:56):
just to stick it to them. And finally, to make
their exit, they have to wander to Shouldn't Want Sure,
wouldn't want to be you Forrest, where guys dressed as
irs agents picked their pockets and tell them they're sending
it all to the Ukraine. They did the dash, They
did the millennial Dash.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
They did the dash. We got all of their cash.
Speaker 17 (20:18):
They did the dash, ran as fast as the flash.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
They did the dash.
Speaker 17 (20:22):
So long are you trash underwear? Well, Diary, I got
skisky Dalla, Me and Crazy Frank are heading out to
buy some bulk testosteroni. That concession stand punch is going
to be special until next time. Diary Xu's and Oh's
(20:46):
Gary HALLERWEENI you see.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks joining us
this morning.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Gooday, you're old pal STEVI here, No, not the former
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No, it was thirty minutes ago when Lipless was here.
You just got up. Just join us, you miss Lipless.
Halloween high jiens was.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
The high Jinks or medium jeans.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
And another yesterday it was amazing medium today was it
was a high. We will be scraping the bottom of
the barrel later and that will be That's right, that's
my favorite times of the year.
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And two alright, did big shoe rolls on Good Morning?
Got the Big Show on the radio. Coming up.
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We're gonna play John boyd Jeopardy the winner. We'll get
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You know.
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Red Max makes the best commercial trimmers and blowers and
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What the pros use? Hang on, we'll play for that
in minutes. Birds listening out front.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
His name was John Boy. He was the redneck with
his captain, curly hair and an IQ down to there.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Then he met Billy.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
He is the smart one. They knew together they go far.
They'd be broadcast superstars. And Jack and Randy came on board,
and Jackie too, that whr Bow and Tator and that
old geezer who could act. Four more on the John
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It's the John Boy and Billy Big Show. Music and
funny in rain and in sunny on the Big Show.
Plug yourself. I can't get that out of my head.
Oh good morning, not you, good morning angel? Huh oh?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
You like that?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
It's the opening number to The John Boy and Billy Show.
The musical. Who's in it?
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Well?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
You want my You want my dreamcast? Well he's a
little young for it. But I've got the late Bert
Lancaster to play Rayford, Beyonce to play Jackie, Bert backrack
Is Randy, Edie mcclerk to play Tater, Jamie kennedy Sidekickstu
(24:31):
Stone to play Billy, And of course Johnny wants to
pick who plays him. Well it's a short list. He
wants Brad Pitt. I know I won't get him, so
I just cast cast Clyde the Orangutank from those Clennies
Wood movies. Huh oh please, Johnny will never know the difference. Besides,
(24:51):
Clyde smells better.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
And can take direction.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
So how's things with you? Didn't you get out of
town this last weekend?
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Uh? Huh? You had?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Oh you had a lousy time. Why oh you got
trapped in your hotel room? Well, how on earth?
Speaker 17 (25:08):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
There were there were only three doors, the bathroom, the closet,
and the other door had a sign on it that
said do not disturb. Okay, well how'd you get out? Uh?
The next morning, some foreigner dressed to a maide Jimmy
the lock with a credit card. Fie, my haven't we
(25:33):
been in trauma. Listen, you toddle off, go on, how
do your nose to your business? Don't forget to put
one of those paper horseshoes on the toydy lid. Steve's
been in there again. And remember where Steven goes?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
No one knows.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Bye bye, scurry off, tippytoe.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Here we go and she is gone.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Heaven help her when she gets in a taxi ever
leaves the vacant sign on it. Joh By Baby Big
Show fil speaking. I'll may help you, oh General Paddler,
already for the Halloween party. Yes, yes, they got miss
Ken's costume Hillary Clinton, just like you asked?
Speaker 6 (26:18):
What what?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Oh you said? A mean old wicked witch. Oopsies, my mistake. Okay, listen,
we'll lose the hat and go a shade lighter on
the green makeup. That problem solved. See you there, my
little soldier. I'll but you two tickets to a chorus line.
They still think it's Hillary toom boy Billy Big Show
(26:42):
fail speaking and help you, Oh Marcel, listen, I need
your help. I have to come up with the costumes
for the crew for our annual Halloween party. So put
on your creative beret and give mommy something she can use. No, no, no,
something I can use. Now you saucy monkey, who's getting
warm in here?
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Let's see?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Well, okay, let's start with Rayford. Huh a baby chick.
I don't get it. Oh cheap, cheap, cheap, I get it.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Done.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Next tater Uh a hot dog in a harem costume. Oh,
I get it. I dream of Weenie Perfect. Let's see.
How about Jackie Oh Perfect? I'll give her one of
Pillar's old suits and she can go as Reuben Stutterard. Well,
(27:38):
let's see. I think that about does it?
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Marty?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Marty is going as May West. Billy is going as
the Travelosity roaming gnome that leaves John Boy any brainstorms.
Uh huh a pirates had an eyepatch of a wooden
leg and a hospital gown, and he can go Astain
(28:00):
rehab Perfect had a big bag to hold his sidekick,
Captain Morgan. Marcel, you're a genius, answer Reward. I'll let
you do my bikini wax. What do you mean ew
if I'm gonna go with the nature boy Rick Flair,
I can't wear tights with a bad case of the tumbleweeds,
(28:21):
so just bite the bullet and what are the plants,
which reminds me I need to pick up my robe
at the cleaners. Whoo to be the man would certainly
be different for a change. Ah, here she comes and
fresh and squeaky clean. Or maybe those jotfords are just
(28:42):
too tight. Say listen, I was sorry to hear about
your friend Fawn. I know a skydiving accident. How awful?
Well do you do? You know what happened?
Speaker 6 (28:54):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
A brunette jumped out ahead of her okay, and she
tried her right and that didn't work, and the reserve
shooting nothing happened. Uh oh, that's terrible. And Fawn saw
all this from the plane. Uh huh and she said, oh,
so you want to raise huh and jumped. Well at
least she won, right.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
Oh me head to the Minie Cooper, carry on straight,
look that guy. Well, let's play John Boy Jeopardy Review.
Yesterday's question. We found out nearly all of these animals
seen en zoos around the world are rented. They're going
rate one million dollars per year with a ten year contract.
(29:38):
What are pandas The pandas Chinese own them, they rent
them out. What's a camp to have a little panda baby.
That'll be extra four hundred grand. Wow.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Just think of all the TV time you'll get. You
know they're making a million bucks a year.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
You think they'd get frisky more offers.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
Right, Oh, today's John boy Jeopardy. If you've been paying attention,
you probably know that this is now the world's most
profitable car company.
Speaker 18 (30:04):
I have been paying attention, and it's the guys that
work on my wife's car they're charging me.
Speaker 6 (30:09):
Unfortunately, Well quit doing that paying attention. One eight hundred
Big Show your toe free line across America. We played
John Moore Jeopardy. Next, Good morning. It is a Big
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show running through your Friday morning.
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Hee.
Speaker 18 (31:23):
He's John Boyd who.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Keep me running as I had a gym at a
Gasberg VIRGINIAU, good morning, Jim, Hey we all are, buddy,
and here you are and here you're got the first
shot of John Boy Jepardy this morning. Jim up so says,
if you've been paying attention, you probably know that this
(31:51):
is the world's most profitable car company. Well, if I
had to guess, it was probably Tesla, but it's probably
gonna be Toyota.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Uh huh. So uh what do you think? Have you
been paying attention? Okay, okay, yeah, I got time to
learn stuff you're teaching. Man, we would so I guess.
Speaker 6 (32:17):
So, all right, so Tesla is your final answer. I
was wondering I was gonna ask you. You let your
students give two answers and say take the right one.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Teach.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
You watch the teacher's body language.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
You have to.
Speaker 18 (32:31):
So you're one of you work at one of them
safety schools.
Speaker 10 (32:33):
I keep hearing of that.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
I wish I could have getten multiple answers.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
Huh that a teacher that listens to the big show.
There five gym, buddy, All right, well, well let's find
out if this gym from Virginia knows is it Tesla?
Speaker 17 (32:55):
You love?
Speaker 5 (33:02):
You know?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Number two is BMW number three is dong Fiing Motor.
Speaker 8 (33:09):
Yeah, that's a Chinese state owned thing, and they might
be inflating their numbers.
Speaker 10 (33:15):
Yeah, I mean it's fine.
Speaker 18 (33:16):
Suggesting that the Chinese would like to us about something, right,
directly saying that you probably have to inlace their cars.
Speaker 8 (33:23):
They said they sold around two point four six million valuables.
Speaker 17 (33:30):
Now I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Well, Yeah, we're glad you won, buddy, proud to have
you listening. And man, we appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 12 (33:37):
Appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Guys.
Speaker 18 (33:38):
Got to do a little shout out.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, of course you can.
Speaker 6 (33:41):
I'd like to shout out to the people that are
suffering in Ukraine and Israel.
Speaker 18 (33:47):
And we don't get closer to God.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
We're gonna see him sooner than we think. You got it, Jim,
Thank you, buddy. We appreciate you.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
Man.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
All right, you guys, have a great day. Watim of
the Hour, top of your news day, Friday.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Morning, ready to call the Happy Boys and a brand
new script.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I down to playhouses.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
M h.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
H, good morning, make shows on the radio. It's Friday's
(34:47):
Happy Boy time.
Speaker 19 (34:57):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
b a feeling in my bone says, I have my
wee bubble Hubbub. I'ma have to be boy, Ima have
to be boy. Oh we did good when things are
going here? We hey, Hey, my little box pot got
in my car. Hubble Hubbub.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
A hubber but his guns in the box and put
him in a drawer.
Speaker 19 (35:18):
Ubbub. I'ma have to be boy.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
I'ma hap be boy. Oh and good when things are
going here?
Speaker 19 (35:26):
We hey, hey, Oh forgot all about it for a
month and a half. Hubble. I looked into the drawer
(35:48):
and started to laugh hubbub because I might have to
be boy.
Speaker 5 (35:53):
Ima have me boy. Oh we did good when things
are going here.
Speaker 6 (35:57):
We hey, Hey, good Friday morning. There's a big show
(36:30):
on the radio. You're gonna bang on the drums celebrate
this Friday hearing about twenty minutes. All right, right now,
we're in playhouse. All right, clus to a baby and action.
Speaker 18 (36:44):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Dental Anxiety.
As our story opens, doctor Marsha Moranowitz is about to
deal with a very nervous patient at Brushywood Dental Associates.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
Morning, mister Feesley, Morning, I'm doctor morenowitz the hygienis tells
me you've got a lot of dental anxiety.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Yeah. If my tooth didn't hurt this bad, I wouldn't
even be here. I haven't been to a donnist in
thirty years.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Hoy, yeah, I mean thirty years.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Did you have a bad experience?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
You think it was a nightmare. That's why I never
come back with this pain is so bad I had
to do it.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
All right, Well, just open wide for me and holy moly,
hot dude, you don't have to tell me which tooth
it is. Mister Feesley, you have a seriously infected tooth.
I'm afraid it's gonna have to come out.
Speaker 7 (37:36):
No way.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Say this is why I hate the dinnis.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Now, now you don't have to worry about any pain.
I'll give you a shot of novacain. You won't feel
a thing.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
A shot in my mouth. Yeah no, that's not no nails.
I hate needles.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Okay, okay, okay. Have you ever had nitrous oxide? It's
a gas. You just put the mask over your nose
and mouth likes, breathe it in and it'll be over
in no time.
Speaker 6 (38:03):
Oh no, no, no, you're not putting that thing on
my face, I won't be able to breathe. No gas,
no gas?
Speaker 5 (38:09):
What else you got?
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Can you swallow pills?
Speaker 4 (38:14):
I can give you one of these.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Well, yeah, I'm probably swallowed that. Wow, that's a weird shape.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
So what is that?
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Well, the medical name is Sildenta phil citrate, but you
might know it as viacra viagra.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Does that work as a pain killer?
Speaker 4 (38:29):
No, but it'll give you something to hold on to
while I pull this too.
Speaker 18 (38:39):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
How about these top two buttons?
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Will that help you if I get them again next time?
Speaker 18 (38:48):
When we hear the crystal, old lady at the appointment
desk say, hey, big man.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Let me hold a dollar. Good morning, No big shows
on our radio?
Speaker 20 (39:00):
Well, well, well, you've obviously got nothing better to do,
or maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dials.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Aunt, they won that.
Speaker 6 (39:51):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio for
your Friday morning. Big Show kid and Instagram star Sadel
Curry is twenty nine years old today. Jackie's little knees
Dale Curry, his daughter sister Steph and Seth. I mean, oh, y'all,
(40:13):
there was a great write up about an interview actually
with Dale Curry, Jackie's brother.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
It was a Charlotte Observer. It was the whole line
of I think it was Wednesday.
Speaker 5 (40:22):
Wasn't it.
Speaker 8 (40:23):
Yeah, and that it's a writer sports reporter for the
Charlotte Observer who also does a podcast. So he sits down,
does a one on one and then transcribes it, okay
for the paper. So you really ought to check it out.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Very that's awesome.
Speaker 6 (40:37):
So Saddel's Instagram, that means like she's got a enough
follower she's like what you called like an influencer or
something like that.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Correct, Yeah, yeah, same, it's her content that she has
all the followers for, so they're able to advertise.
Speaker 6 (40:50):
I noticed that a lot of these influencers are very
pretty really yeah, does that well.
Speaker 18 (40:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they hide it very well.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
But yeah, it does come out of venture.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
You know. You know you should try that, John Well,
you know the tough thing, isn't it? And Cidel doesn't,
doesn't he? But there's filters out there, especially with Instagram,
and so yeah, ailter up there while you're talking.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
To is that like that video. Today, we had a
couple of ways, you know, with the wide eyed.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
But they can also like you know, they can beautify
as well as create the heinous faces.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yes, yes, all right, well good, well either one would
work for you. Let's happy Birthday.
Speaker 8 (41:32):
And by the way, the name of that podcast is
Sports Legends of the Carolinas and it's really good.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
He is a good deal, y'all.
Speaker 10 (41:40):
Oh, but my Daddy's inn.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Good Morning Bee shows on the radio coming up.
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Speaker 19 (42:09):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourself
another line of work. This when sure, don't fix your
fistil It's one hundred.
Speaker 5 (42:18):
And six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Hit it.
Speaker 5 (42:33):
I hate work. I hate work.
Speaker 14 (42:34):
I hate work.
Speaker 21 (42:40):
I've been having a very bad day. Okay, don't Monday.
Speaker 14 (43:15):
She's gone.
Speaker 20 (43:34):
Work work work, work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 4 (43:39):
Man?
Speaker 1 (43:39):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
You douys have a life. I mean, do you do
anything like this creepy stuff? What do you do for fun?
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Oh? No, we don't have fun. We just we just work.
Speaker 6 (43:49):
Here's here's our fun, right, work work work work work
work work work.
Speaker 17 (43:53):
Well.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 17 (43:58):
Yeah, we can mean Sunday the time between work and
more work, the time when you go out looking for
happiness and end up hunched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 21 (44:06):
The weekend, things are at their darkest.
Speaker 5 (44:08):
Pal it's a brave man a party all ideas and
taste you as.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Cool.
Speaker 21 (44:17):
Buzz I'm fine, Oh.
Speaker 10 (45:01):
Dolly, arm Today.
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I'm having check page.
Speaker 6 (45:14):
Work work?
Speaker 2 (45:15):
What what?
Speaker 4 (45:15):
What?
Speaker 5 (45:15):
Work?
Speaker 2 (45:16):
What's Work's work? I hate work?
Speaker 14 (45:17):
I hate work, I hate works.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
This do.
Speaker 9 (45:24):
All right?
Speaker 6 (45:24):
Bell like fly, Let's have our quiz, Bdley, what are
we dealing with a story?
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Especially for one of our favorite groups of people, dog lovers?
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All right one eight hundred big. So you told free
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All right, there's miss Craysha getting information.
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I was like, well, we got somebody do work.
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Curry Shall, all right.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
Good.
Speaker 5 (00:11):
We all said we're gonna have to stop.
Speaker 6 (00:13):
Figure out what I said every time it's gone that
which slowed things down a good bit. Tell them we're
going there.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Get your news right now. God loving at him. It's
(01:02):
Friday morning.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
You know how we love Friday. Might be some kind
of psychological connection weld to ask Fraser and Lilith, don't try.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
It is just the proper response to being happy.
Speaker 7 (01:24):
Perfect.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
That's awesome. Yay.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
This national brandied fruit day? All right right, Niles National
Chicken and Waffles Days. I think I have, Oh it
is awesome. Yeah, leftovers I think from a store. I
found it on the up on the counter.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Don't counter.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Were you at your house?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
All right?
Speaker 8 (02:12):
Maple syrup that's what makes it. Since then tried maple
syrup just on grilled chicken.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Very good.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
That's it.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
So chicken and wabbles. But again you have the salty
and the sweet right, which always works, you know. And
I like hot and sweet as well. About the chicken
and waffles. I take it out and this National National
Youth Conference Day, No National Youth Confidence Day.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Wow. If I was a youth, I probably lose my
confidence to tell you what day it was. Luckily I'm
way past that. So everything's all right.
Speaker 9 (02:50):
Let's put it this.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
We're away big shows on the radio. Good morning, got
the big show on the radio. First packed today, A hat,
T shirt, tumbler, a twenty five dollars gas card. You
know that's my butters at Lord Tigers, motorcycle lawyers who
ride Lord Tigers represent against your drivers for two decades.
With Lord Tigers, you never ride along. Look at three
(03:14):
dates in history. That's where we're gonna get our categories
for Outbergeon and win that big old prize pack. It
was on this date in eighteen seventeen the first showboat
leaves Nashville.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
They give shows along the Mississippi.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Wow, it's like what they do with casinos now, except
it was like.
Speaker 9 (03:33):
Shows got their showboat.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Eight nineteen and seventeen.
Speaker 8 (03:38):
You know Marcy's actually it's been twenty five years since
she did it for us, but she can spell Mississippi backwards?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Really?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Can you still do it?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Ippisi SSI M Yeah, I can.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, it's because it starts with ipp you would have
probably been a hit on the show boat there is.
Speaker 9 (03:58):
That pulled up the shore Chapkins.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Let's move up to nineteen ninety three and find out
archaeologist was digging at a stone age village in Sweden
reportedly discovered nine thousand year old chewing gum. Okay, it
was on Pharaoh's bedpost.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Cinnamon chewing gum.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Move up to nineteen ninety six. After being rushed to
the emergency room, seventy eight year old Gennaro Florio of Hampden,
Connecticut received a new pacemaker that had been on the
market only three weeks and his son Joseph had designed it.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh wow, wow, pretty cool. Alright, but there you go.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
Think about the hospital for that final category. And now
one eight hundred Big Show, as she told free Line
across America, we play outbirds next.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Good morning, it's.
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And let's get the winning Upburst. Let's play upburst.
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It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
John Boy and Billy give the prizes from the big prize.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Be Let's go contest.
Speaker 10 (05:52):
The number one.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 11 (05:56):
Win your playing uppers, having up in guest time you
love the best time, you love a big shots.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Let's say, hey Timmy from Goose Creek, South Carolina. Shots,
come on in here, Timmy, good morning.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Good morning everybody.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
All right, Timmy, let's see, uh see when we get
you through these categories.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I like you.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
You do a quick thinger bill. We'll give us three
things on a showboat or cruise ship.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Ready go.
Speaker 12 (06:42):
Uh casino state rooms.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Now all right, now give us three chewing gum brands
ready go.
Speaker 13 (06:56):
Uh Wrigley's ride it and uh.
Speaker 10 (07:00):
I do go denteen.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
You still make Oh sure it's gotta be.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Huh we think?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (07:09):
All right, Well, don't get timmy side track. We almost
we almost got a victory here, Jimmy. Give us three
things you see in an emergency room.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Ready, go doctors, Uh, sick people.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Waiting room.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Sure, Timmy just proved all of them wrong down Goose Creek, Timmy,
you got a big old long Tiger's prize back coming
your way, buddy.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
All right, thank you, you're welcome.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
You hang on.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I was just playing with Timmy, Timmy's emotions.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
Yeah, but I mean Percy say, he's like a really
quick thinker, and then you try to convince him the
whole town's out again.
Speaker 11 (08:00):
Somebody does that to everybody.
Speaker 14 (08:02):
Yeah, h.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
H good morning, and it's a big show on the.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Radio Friday morning, head into the weekend.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
I'm close.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I'm closer to Halloween.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Liveless and sometime one of his favorite times of the year.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
It's liveless.
Speaker 15 (08:51):
Ah, y'all, I won't hange you want hate that money?
Hey right here, alady, the war, I got your war
right here. Halloween, yo, golright, how right?
Speaker 13 (09:01):
Well he who legged and go oh what has just
two legs? And now he didn't four legs? I don't
know what has two legs and goes oo.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Wait I talk.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
I'm trying to say, whoo who Now, don't go on
my own stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Going with your own stuff.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
That's a good idea. Well, oh, here's a Halloween high
yek for you.
Speaker 12 (09:28):
Halloween, which like her right hair rooms when they're.
Speaker 13 (09:33):
Angry, Why don't whatches like to ride their brooms when
they're now because they don't like to fly off the handle.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Oh I had it hurts me. Want to ride a
room where you're handing or in a.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Way hurts too much to d when you're paying.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Where your hands are getting the wall, I don't know where.
Speaker 16 (09:52):
Well, it's like, why did this camel cross the road
with the skeleton cross the rail road?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
He didn't have the guts.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
I had. He couldn't walk. He had a wolls her
in his hood and couldn't walk.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Had a bone bone?
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Yeah, yeah, I get it. Who wanted a helad and
beauty conn?
Speaker 13 (10:14):
Who won the skeleton beauty contest? Nobody?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
I'd rather what I heard I had so wooning.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
You away with all some bony bony.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Right down the wolves again?
Speaker 16 (10:31):
Hey, what did the wama goat taken away we go
as they drove down the street?
Speaker 13 (10:36):
What did the mama ghosts say to the baby ghost
as they drove down the street?
Speaker 8 (10:40):
Street?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Buckle your sheep belt?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
I had rolled out off?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
How cold?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
So they're not so different as us?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (10:52):
What how will you wail to pay your express?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
What happens when you failed to pay your exercise? You
get repossessed?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Why you how about me?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
You know you have hen'll worried the hell?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I know.
Speaker 10 (11:14):
That's not.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
What wrong with you?
Speaker 10 (11:19):
I quit while you're ahead on a high note.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Okay, what do you get when you cross n what
a oach?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
What do you get when you cross bambo bamboo?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Get a deer that.
Speaker 16 (11:36):
Rolls out front of you? One after ish day? Dear,
I'll show you up here. Why was there any hood after?
Don't want her?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Hearty?
Speaker 13 (11:52):
Why wasn't any food left after the monster parted? Because
everyone was a goblin?
Speaker 5 (11:59):
Get the ghost'll want a ravers rends. Here's waiting a
week to go walk?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
The ghost relatives made to go walk.
Speaker 10 (12:10):
I'll go box.
Speaker 12 (12:11):
I got wash well after the flash on his hamera?
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Wow, wonking?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
What did Satan get on a drug show?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Okay, after the flash on his camera? Mouth mouth? What
did Satan get back from the drug store?
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Drugs?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
The prints of darkness?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
I'll get it.
Speaker 12 (12:33):
I had the money he had for the crappy history,
the money he paid for the crown straight over.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Get his money.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Worry the hell? You don't want to get on his
bad side.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
I find a way ash walk right here? Find you?
Speaker 12 (12:47):
What do Garlands and ghost drink when they're hot and
hershey on Halloween?
Speaker 13 (12:51):
What do goblins and ghosts drink when hot and thirsty
on Halloween?
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Goulaid, I don't.
Speaker 12 (13:00):
Know I had, They don't care? Called her already dead?
You get it? Why couldn't.
Speaker 10 (13:15):
Nothing nothing? Please go ahead?
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Why couldn't rock you lord? Why get to sleep?
Speaker 13 (13:20):
Why I couldn't Dracula's wife and get your sleep because
of his coffin?
Speaker 5 (13:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
What I had?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
He's always coming home in a little.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Night, always coming home in the middle.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
Rack. He has?
Speaker 10 (13:40):
Get it unless you know that it's only a four
hour show.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I got What's time?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
If you're left?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Like?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Why did the vampire need wild wak?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Why did the vampire need mouth?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Wok?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
He had bat breath.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
For you?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Get it?
Speaker 17 (14:01):
What I have?
Speaker 5 (14:02):
I had? He would of God and eat a lot
of Torito.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
The better guy that eats a lot of.
Speaker 10 (14:12):
You're starting to worry the hell out of it.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Wow God, Halloween, that's your line?
Speaker 11 (14:19):
What what?
Speaker 5 (14:20):
What has one finger? And goes woo you? Okay? I
got one warning ya?
Speaker 10 (14:30):
No Hi, all right, let's try that.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Where do you go go shopping?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Where do ghost go shop shopping? To the bootiaque? I
had wal Wart.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Here's my hair. Hair, y'all stay please.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Okay nod who who one hunger and literally don't when
you oh yeah, I'm won't get her.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
It's a big showing the radio about twenty minutes. Listen
now on part time Receptionists Phil McCracken and getting ready
for Halloween, Luther. Right now, it's the diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 17 (15:42):
Dear Diary, this is Gary U see well Diary. It's
going to be that time again, Halloween and Hollyween. The
only way you know what's Halloween is look out on
the calendar, because most of these days holds out here
dressed like and every damn day panty holes, rubber nose,
wearing a jocking, panty holes, nothing weird, just regular Joel's.
(16:04):
That's how holly weird life goes.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Hawk Hawk.
Speaker 17 (16:12):
With haller Wing comes to the yearly Abusy style all
out Haunted attraction for charity. This year we're raising cash
for new boobs for Caitlyn. It was either that a
plastic surgery for Steve Bushemi. So me and Crazy Frankie
got the keys to an abandoned sizzler over in Burbank
and got to work, clean out all that crackhead trash.
(16:34):
We're going to raise a little cash. Pick up the
poop that's on the floor. Looks like somebody has booty
is sore.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yak and eyack.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Busy's back shall now in the past diary.
Speaker 17 (16:50):
We designed the attraction to appeal to the usual low
intelligence crowd. You know, stuff like killer dolls and zombie
clowns and a naked Delta Birk feasting on the corpse.
Gerald McCraney been there, done that, got the rugburns. But
I know what's scares them, plumb pudding out of them
goobers nowadays presenting a night of giblet shrinking terror. Gary
(17:14):
Busey presents.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
Flyover Country.
Speaker 17 (17:19):
Screaming and peeing and puking and phaeton taint a pretty
picture of that.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I'm peyting you'll never sleep again.
Speaker 17 (17:24):
There ain't no way when you see normal America, USA.
Speaker 10 (17:28):
I'm triggered.
Speaker 17 (17:30):
Yeah, enter the bucy Castle of madness. Can you survive
the House of No Pronouns. We're gonna have a bunch
of guys dressed like truckers and bikers, calling everybody.
Speaker 9 (17:49):
Guys, dudes, chicks and brods.
Speaker 17 (17:54):
I'm gonna have a guy standing by with a mop
on hand to soak up all them tears. That room
he's into germaphobia genocide, where a lot of people standing
around without masks, coughing and hacking around. The next turn
is the reality toilets. It's just male and female and
(18:17):
that's it. Now. Remember this is Hollywood. That's gonna freak
him out. And after they with themselves, they wind up
in the casting call where what they are don't matter.
None is going to have to have talent. Dun dunt
(18:40):
dunt talk. And if they make it through that one,
they wander outside and find the Great Climate Massacre. It's
a bunch of old cadillacs, guys a guzzling gas and
iland a bunch of charcoal grills with red meat a sizzling,
and of course the doors will be open and the
ac will be on. That's right, we're cooling the whole
(19:01):
damn outside. Please don't scream, it's not a dream. Just
check out them high beams motor boat. Then them dopes
are going to enter the next room, which just might
stop some hearts. It's maggnificent Marca. Everybody wearing maga hats.
(19:22):
Trump speeches on all the flat screens, and worst of all,
a bunch of black guys and Latinos wearing Trump twenty
twenty four shirts.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Greeting everyone with a smile.
Speaker 17 (19:33):
Then they scurry their flustered little cells down to the
basement of stark Reality, where people dressed up like their
parents kick them out of the house for being deadbeat losers,
and that leads to the gift shop, where they also
have to fill out a job application. Oh no, you know,
(19:56):
just to stick it to them. And finally, to make
their exit, they have to wander to Shouldn't Want Sure,
wouldn't want to be you Forrest, where guys dressed as
irs agents picked their pockets and tell them they're sending
it all to the Ukraine. They did the dash, They
did the millennial Dash.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
They did the dash. We got all of their cash.
Speaker 17 (20:18):
They did the dash, ran as fast as the flash.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
They did the dash.
Speaker 17 (20:22):
So long are you trash underwear? Well, Diary, I got
skisky Dalla, Me and Crazy Frank are heading out to
buy some bulk testosteroni. That concession stand punch is going
to be special until next time. Diary Xu's and Oh's
(20:46):
Gary HALLERWEENI you see.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks joining us
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Speaker 2 (21:01):
Gooday, you're old pal STEVI here, No, not the former
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my favorite times of the year.
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Got the Big Show on the radio. Coming up.
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We're gonna play John boyd Jeopardy the winner. We'll get
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What the pros use? Hang on, we'll play for that
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Speaker 2 (23:11):
His name was John Boy. He was the redneck with
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Speaker 1 (23:18):
Then he met Billy.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
He is the smart one. They knew together they go far.
They'd be broadcast superstars. And Jack and Randy came on board,
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Oh good morning, not you, good morning angel? Huh oh?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
You like that?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
It's the opening number to The John Boy and Billy Show.
The musical. Who's in it?
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Well?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
You want my You want my dreamcast? Well he's a
little young for it. But I've got the late Bert
Lancaster to play Rayford, Beyonce to play Jackie, Bert backrack
Is Randy, Edie mcclerk to play Tater, Jamie kennedy Sidekickstu
(24:31):
Stone to play Billy, And of course Johnny wants to
pick who plays him. Well it's a short list. He
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I just cast cast Clyde the Orangutank from those Clennies
Wood movies. Huh oh please, Johnny will never know the difference. Besides,
(24:51):
Clyde smells better.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
And can take direction.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
So how's things with you? Didn't you get out of
town this last weekend?
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Uh? Huh? You had?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Oh you had a lousy time. Why oh you got
trapped in your hotel room? Well, how on earth?
Speaker 17 (25:08):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
There were there were only three doors, the bathroom, the closet,
and the other door had a sign on it that
said do not disturb. Okay, well how'd you get out? Uh?
The next morning, some foreigner dressed to a maide Jimmy
the lock with a credit card. Fie, my haven't we
(25:33):
been in trauma. Listen, you toddle off, go on, how
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one of those paper horseshoes on the toydy lid. Steve's
been in there again. And remember where Steven goes?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
No one knows.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Bye bye, scurry off, tippytoe.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Here we go and she is gone.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Heaven help her when she gets in a taxi ever
leaves the vacant sign on it. Joh By Baby Big
Show fil speaking. I'll may help you, oh General Paddler,
already for the Halloween party. Yes, yes, they got miss
Ken's costume Hillary Clinton, just like you asked?
Speaker 6 (26:18):
What what?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Oh you said? A mean old wicked witch. Oopsies, my mistake. Okay, listen,
we'll lose the hat and go a shade lighter on
the green makeup. That problem solved. See you there, my
little soldier. I'll but you two tickets to a chorus line.
They still think it's Hillary toom boy Billy Big Show
(26:42):
fail speaking and help you, Oh Marcel, listen, I need
your help. I have to come up with the costumes
for the crew for our annual Halloween party. So put
on your creative beret and give mommy something she can use. No, no, no,
something I can use. Now you saucy monkey, who's getting
warm in here?
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Let's see?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Well, okay, let's start with Rayford. Huh a baby chick.
I don't get it. Oh cheap, cheap, cheap, I get it.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Done.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Next tater Uh a hot dog in a harem costume. Oh,
I get it. I dream of Weenie Perfect. Let's see.
How about Jackie Oh Perfect? I'll give her one of
Pillar's old suits and she can go as Reuben Stutterard. Well,
(27:38):
let's see. I think that about does it?
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Marty?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Marty is going as May West. Billy is going as
the Travelosity roaming gnome that leaves John Boy any brainstorms.
Uh huh a pirates had an eyepatch of a wooden
leg and a hospital gown, and he can go Astain
(28:00):
rehab Perfect had a big bag to hold his sidekick,
Captain Morgan. Marcel, you're a genius, answer Reward. I'll let
you do my bikini wax. What do you mean ew
if I'm gonna go with the nature boy Rick Flair,
I can't wear tights with a bad case of the tumbleweeds,
(28:21):
so just bite the bullet and what are the plants,
which reminds me I need to pick up my robe
at the cleaners. Whoo to be the man would certainly
be different for a change. Ah, here she comes and
fresh and squeaky clean. Or maybe those jotfords are just
(28:42):
too tight. Say listen, I was sorry to hear about
your friend Fawn. I know a skydiving accident. How awful?
Well do you do? You know what happened?
Speaker 6 (28:54):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
A brunette jumped out ahead of her okay, and she
tried her right and that didn't work, and the reserve
shooting nothing happened. Uh oh, that's terrible. And Fawn saw
all this from the plane. Uh huh and she said, oh,
so you want to raise huh and jumped. Well at
least she won, right.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
Oh me head to the Minie Cooper, carry on straight,
look that guy. Well, let's play John Boy Jeopardy Review.
Yesterday's question. We found out nearly all of these animals
seen en zoos around the world are rented. They're going
rate one million dollars per year with a ten year contract.
(29:38):
What are pandas The pandas Chinese own them, they rent
them out. What's a camp to have a little panda baby.
That'll be extra four hundred grand. Wow.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Just think of all the TV time you'll get. You
know they're making a million bucks a year.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
You think they'd get frisky more offers.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
Right, Oh, today's John boy Jeopardy. If you've been paying attention,
you probably know that this is now the world's most
profitable car company.
Speaker 18 (30:04):
I have been paying attention, and it's the guys that
work on my wife's car they're charging me.
Speaker 6 (30:09):
Unfortunately, Well quit doing that paying attention. One eight hundred
Big Show your toe free line across America. We played
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(30:46):
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Speaker 19 (31:23):
Hee.
Speaker 18 (31:23):
He's John Boyd who.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Keep me running as I had a gym at a
Gasberg VIRGINIAU, good morning, Jim, Hey we all are, buddy,
and here you are and here you're got the first
shot of John Boy Jepardy this morning. Jim up so says,
if you've been paying attention, you probably know that this
(31:51):
is the world's most profitable car company. Well, if I
had to guess, it was probably Tesla, but it's probably
gonna be Toyota.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Uh huh. So uh what do you think? Have you
been paying attention? Okay, okay, yeah, I got time to
learn stuff you're teaching. Man, we would so I guess.
Speaker 6 (32:17):
So, all right, so Tesla is your final answer. I
was wondering I was gonna ask you. You let your
students give two answers and say take the right one.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Teach.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
You watch the teacher's body language.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
You have to.
Speaker 18 (32:31):
So you're one of you work at one of them
safety schools.
Speaker 10 (32:33):
I keep hearing of that.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
I wish I could have getten multiple answers.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
Huh that a teacher that listens to the big show.
There five gym, buddy, All right, well, well let's find
out if this gym from Virginia knows is it Tesla?
Speaker 17 (32:55):
You love?
Speaker 5 (33:02):
You know?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Number two is BMW number three is dong Fiing Motor.
Speaker 8 (33:09):
Yeah, that's a Chinese state owned thing, and they might
be inflating their numbers.
Speaker 10 (33:15):
Yeah, I mean it's fine.
Speaker 18 (33:16):
Suggesting that the Chinese would like to us about something, right,
directly saying that you probably have to inlace their cars.
Speaker 8 (33:23):
They said they sold around two point four six million valuables.
Speaker 17 (33:30):
Now I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Well, Yeah, we're glad you won, buddy, proud to have
you listening. And man, we appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 12 (33:37):
Appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Guys.
Speaker 18 (33:38):
Got to do a little shout out.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, of course you can.
Speaker 6 (33:41):
I'd like to shout out to the people that are
suffering in Ukraine and Israel.
Speaker 18 (33:47):
And we don't get closer to God.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
We're gonna see him sooner than we think. You got it, Jim,
Thank you, buddy. We appreciate you.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
Man.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
All right, you guys, have a great day. Watim of
the Hour, top of your news day, Friday.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Morning, ready to call the Happy Boys and a brand
new script.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I down to playhouses.
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M h.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
H, good morning, make shows on the radio. It's Friday's
(34:47):
Happy Boy time.
Speaker 19 (34:57):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
b a feeling in my bone says, I have my
wee bubble Hubbub. I'ma have to be boy, Ima have
to be boy. Oh we did good when things are
going here? We hey, Hey, my little box pot got
in my car. Hubble Hubbub.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
A hubber but his guns in the box and put
him in a drawer.
Speaker 19 (35:18):
Ubbub. I'ma have to be boy.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
I'ma hap be boy. Oh and good when things are
going here?
Speaker 19 (35:26):
We hey, hey, Oh forgot all about it for a
month and a half. Hubble. I looked into the drawer
(35:48):
and started to laugh hubbub because I might have to
be boy.
Speaker 5 (35:53):
Ima have me boy. Oh we did good when things
are going here.
Speaker 6 (35:57):
We hey, Hey, good Friday morning. There's a big show
(36:30):
on the radio. You're gonna bang on the drums celebrate
this Friday hearing about twenty minutes. All right, right now,
we're in playhouse. All right, clus to a baby and action.
Speaker 18 (36:44):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Dental Anxiety.
As our story opens, doctor Marsha Moranowitz is about to
deal with a very nervous patient at Brushywood Dental Associates.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
Morning, mister Feesley, Morning, I'm doctor morenowitz the hygienis tells
me you've got a lot of dental anxiety.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Yeah. If my tooth didn't hurt this bad, I wouldn't
even be here. I haven't been to a donnist in
thirty years.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Hoy, yeah, I mean thirty years.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Did you have a bad experience?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
You think it was a nightmare. That's why I never
come back with this pain is so bad I had
to do it.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
All right, Well, just open wide for me and holy moly,
hot dude, you don't have to tell me which tooth
it is. Mister Feesley, you have a seriously infected tooth.
I'm afraid it's gonna have to come out.
Speaker 7 (37:36):
No way.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Say this is why I hate the dinnis.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Now, now you don't have to worry about any pain.
I'll give you a shot of novacain. You won't feel
a thing.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
A shot in my mouth. Yeah no, that's not no nails.
I hate needles.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Okay, okay, okay. Have you ever had nitrous oxide? It's
a gas. You just put the mask over your nose
and mouth likes, breathe it in and it'll be over
in no time.
Speaker 6 (38:03):
Oh no, no, no, you're not putting that thing on
my face, I won't be able to breathe. No gas,
no gas?
Speaker 5 (38:09):
What else you got?
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Can you swallow pills?
Speaker 4 (38:14):
I can give you one of these.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Well, yeah, I'm probably swallowed that. Wow, that's a weird shape.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
So what is that?
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Well, the medical name is Sildenta phil citrate, but you
might know it as viacra viagra.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Does that work as a pain killer?
Speaker 4 (38:29):
No, but it'll give you something to hold on to
while I pull this too.
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We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
How about these top two buttons?
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Will that help you if I get them again next time?
Speaker 18 (38:48):
When we hear the crystal, old lady at the appointment
desk say, hey, big man.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Let me hold a dollar. Good morning, No big shows
on our radio?
Speaker 20 (39:00):
Well, well, well, you've obviously got nothing better to do,
or maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dials.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Aunt, they won that.
Speaker 6 (39:51):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio for
your Friday morning. Big Show kid and Instagram star Sadel
Curry is twenty nine years old today. Jackie's little knees
Dale Curry, his daughter sister Steph and Seth. I mean, oh, y'all,
(40:13):
there was a great write up about an interview actually
with Dale Curry, Jackie's brother.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
It was a Charlotte Observer. It was the whole line
of I think it was Wednesday.
Speaker 5 (40:22):
Wasn't it.
Speaker 8 (40:23):
Yeah, and that it's a writer sports reporter for the
Charlotte Observer who also does a podcast. So he sits down,
does a one on one and then transcribes it, okay
for the paper. So you really ought to check it out.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Very that's awesome.
Speaker 6 (40:37):
So Saddel's Instagram, that means like she's got a enough
follower she's like what you called like an influencer or
something like that.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Correct, Yeah, yeah, same, it's her content that she has
all the followers for, so they're able to advertise.
Speaker 6 (40:50):
I noticed that a lot of these influencers are very
pretty really yeah, does that well.
Speaker 18 (40:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they hide it very well.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
But yeah, it does come out of venture.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
You know. You know you should try that, John Well,
you know the tough thing, isn't it? And Cidel doesn't,
doesn't he? But there's filters out there, especially with Instagram,
and so yeah, ailter up there while you're talking.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
To is that like that video. Today, we had a
couple of ways, you know, with the wide eyed.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
But they can also like you know, they can beautify
as well as create the heinous faces.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yes, yes, all right, well good, well either one would
work for you. Let's happy Birthday.
Speaker 8 (41:32):
And by the way, the name of that podcast is
Sports Legends of the Carolinas and it's really good.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
He is a good deal, y'all.
Speaker 10 (41:40):
Oh, but my Daddy's inn.
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Speaker 19 (42:09):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourself
another line of work. This when sure, don't fix your
fistil It's one hundred.
Speaker 5 (42:18):
And six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Hit it.
Speaker 5 (42:33):
I hate work. I hate work.
Speaker 14 (42:34):
I hate work.
Speaker 21 (42:40):
I've been having a very bad day. Okay, don't Monday.
Speaker 14 (43:15):
She's gone.
Speaker 20 (43:34):
Work work work, work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 4 (43:39):
Man?
Speaker 1 (43:39):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
You douys have a life. I mean, do you do
anything like this creepy stuff? What do you do for fun?
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Oh? No, we don't have fun. We just we just work.
Speaker 6 (43:49):
Here's here's our fun, right, work work work work work
work work work.
Speaker 17 (43:53):
Well.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 17 (43:58):
Yeah, we can mean Sunday the time between work and
more work, the time when you go out looking for
happiness and end up hunched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 21 (44:06):
The weekend, things are at their darkest.
Speaker 5 (44:08):
Pal it's a brave man a party all ideas and
taste you as.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Cool.
Speaker 21 (44:17):
Buzz I'm fine, Oh.
Speaker 10 (45:01):
Dolly, arm Today.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
I'm having check page.
Speaker 6 (45:14):
Work work?
Speaker 2 (45:15):
What what?
Speaker 4 (45:15):
What?
Speaker 5 (45:15):
Work?
Speaker 2 (45:16):
What's Work's work? I hate work?
Speaker 14 (45:17):
I hate work, I hate works.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
This do.
Speaker 9 (45:24):
All right?
Speaker 6 (45:24):
Bell like fly, Let's have our quiz, Bdley, what are
we dealing with a story?
Speaker 18 (45:30):
Especially for one of our favorite groups of people, dog lovers?
Speaker 1 (45:34):
All right one eight hundred big. So you told free
line you take C, you win. We play next.
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