June 7, 2024 • 46 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s Friday! - We’ll get the drum banging and Happy Boy’n done early this morning.. - Hoyt & the JuniorNation Band have a the Trailer Park Funk back by popular demand.. - Ricky B. and Lucy R. Sharpe are on set for today’ Playhouse.. - Tom Sorensen fills us in on his recovery from a pretty serious bicycling accident.. - Lipless tries making fun of lawyers.. - and Mayor Fiddleswoop has an edgy weekend planned with the Dismal Seepage Yankee Go Home Festival..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear the
Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Moving out on? It is Friday mornings. All right, rejoice,
this is the day that the Lord I've made. Let
us rejoice and be glad in it. We're in it.
We might as well be glad. Just acknowledge me. You
(01:23):
did think?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Amen?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Right on?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
You got the tainter my amen corner.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
All right?
Speaker 6 (01:33):
All right? He always excided about Fridays. Yeah, we got
a good lined up for you here ended up and
I mean time songs and we don't probably man, we
told you early, I know, the early risers. Her Man
on his arms and went down on the bicycle. It
wasn't like a Biden fall when you just stop, you know,
and just fall over it over.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah he was. He was having some speed. And then Greenway.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Some big cities have, including Charlotte, North Carolina. That's where
you usually go to get mugged. But I guess that's
why you gotta keep going. Fast. Anyway, we'll catch you
with him later today, looking forward to that.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Okay, okay, litten here. I got my paper somewhere.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
But now, man, it's Friday. I ain't got time to
look forward.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
As long as you give me three dates in history
in that first prize pack, we can get this win
and begin and all right, we're here, we're awake.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Let's do it.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
It's Friday, and a big show's on a radio.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
I got the Big Show on the radio. Look at
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Speaker 2 (02:51):
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We got hats, T shirts and even a three pack
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Get you info. Listen up right here to the three
days in history where we go. A category is for
you to win it. It was June seventh, nineteen sixty five,
residents of Connecticut could legally start using condoms and other
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conceptatives contraceptives, thank you, some of them for the first
time in eighty six years law What yeah, I was
on this day? The US Supreme Court ruled that in
eighteen seventy nine Connecticut law banning the use of those
contraceptives was unconstitutional.
Speaker 8 (03:44):
Yeah, before that, weren't they just putting them on the termites?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Am I the lowyard?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
All right?
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Move up to twenty seventeen, police warned bald men against
attacks and Mozambique, the country located in Southeast Africa bordered
by the Indian Ocean, after five men were murdered for
the gold believed to be in their heads.
Speaker 9 (04:12):
Rumors, rumors, problems these people down in Mozambique who kills
the bulgas and have got gold in their heads?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I heard that because that some convincing dude wasn't around there.
And finally on his day.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
In twenty eighteen, the Mars Curiosity rover found organic matter,
including methane, on Mars, and the studies were published in
the journal Science. So, Randy, you love space and astronauts,
What does that mean?
Speaker 8 (04:52):
It means that they proved there's life on other planets,
or was life on other planets, or.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
It could have been because they had the matter. So
that's at least they did not prove that there was
life on them.
Speaker 8 (05:04):
They didn't find a creepy crawley. They found the evidence
to make one.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Mister know it all.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
I'll probably ask you something that I really want to
know the answer. I think you'll know they found life
on other planets.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
No, they didn't.
Speaker 10 (05:16):
They found a pile of poop, is what they did.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
Methane right there.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Methane Is that the only place you get methane from
life that poots?
Speaker 8 (05:24):
I'm afraid to answer you.
Speaker 11 (05:25):
No.
Speaker 8 (05:28):
Methane forms from all kinds of things that deteriorate.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
Oh good, drive by they just stopped. Someone was like,
I have take out.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
We all think about some planets for this category, and
we'll be ready to play for the mount all the
pickle prize pack. One ain't under a big show you
told free Line. We play out birds next Good Friday Morning,
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Big shows on the radio. Today's feature track for the
big show, Big box for that John Boy Milly, I'll
be gonna make for your dad or grad The Mayor
of dismal seepage, Yankee go home, festival sers for keywords
Yankee go home, ruh nice hit it up to the
big Box apps, the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Upburst. Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 11 (06:45):
It's the game that anyone can be John Boy Billy
gave the prizes from the Big Prize be Let's go
contested number one. This should be a lot of fun
when you're playing out havel, hurry up and gainst time
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you love the best time you have a big shot.
Speaker 12 (07:09):
Let's say hey the melody from Stanley, Virginia.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Good morning, melody, good morning.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Maybe let's get you through these three categories and get
you that mount Olive Pickles prize.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Pick You ready to go?
Speaker 13 (07:37):
Yes, sir, I am absolutely ready to go.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Don't be embarrassed.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
But in five seconds, give me three contraceptives.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Ready, go.
Speaker 13 (07:48):
On them pill are you?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh yeah, they changed that from the d U.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
I right, no, that's it, okay, all right, wrong.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
No melody, give us yes, give us three bald the
celebrities ready, okay, COVID, Dwayne rock Johnson, Michael Jordan's and
Samuel Jackson.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Lend me low.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
That's a buzzard.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
There you go and now for the wind.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Give us three planets in our solar system. We're ready.
Speaker 14 (08:29):
Go alright, let's get Mars, Earth and Jupiter.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
One of them got changed, but I think I was fluid.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Your melody, mount Olive, bigg old prize back head up
to Stanley for you.
Speaker 10 (08:49):
That's perfect. And can I get a shout out.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
To my coworkers?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Of course you can.
Speaker 15 (08:54):
I want my coworkers at the City of Harrisonburg Treasure's office.
Speaker 10 (08:58):
They are awesome.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Son May Yeah, and you listen to the big show, you.
Speaker 10 (09:06):
Go melody, absolutely, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 7 (09:17):
Why amunt of hours on top of your news?
Speaker 6 (09:19):
You want to go ahead and bang on the drum
first thing Friday.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Morning, because we don't want to work. If we want
to work, we want.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
Well, we're gonna work.
Speaker 16 (09:31):
H it is man a many thirty minutes in the
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book of a Friday Big Show.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Look at you?
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Do you want to catch bigfoots on because you ain't
a good lucky big But they ain't laying around.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Who's out the woods is up waiting for the sun
to come up?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Not no, who's there's not bigfoot.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
We don't want to work there.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
That's why on the drive hit it and before eleven.
Speaker 17 (10:29):
O'clock tonight, mister, you better find your dove another line
of work.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
That's when sure, don't pick your pistol.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 18 (10:39):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 15 (10:42):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Hit it.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I hate work, I hate work.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
I hate work. Having a very bad day, sessus? Okay,
I don't I'm just gonna skip.
Speaker 19 (11:19):
Okay, day, Bay, don't you just took me cool?
Speaker 4 (11:34):
She's got me back?
Speaker 20 (11:46):
Yeah, Bay, work work work, work, work, work, work work.
Speaker 15 (11:57):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 11 (11:58):
Man?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
We gotta get out of it.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Who does have a life?
Speaker 7 (12:02):
I mean, do you do anything with like this creepy stuff?
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Oh no, we don't have fun.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
We just stuff.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
We just work. Here's here's our fun, right.
Speaker 20 (12:09):
Work work, work, work, work, work work work. Well.
Speaker 19 (12:12):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when.
Speaker 12 (12:22):
You go out looking for happiness and end up punched
over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
The weekend things are at their darkest pal. It's a
brave man. I can kick off party work all theirs
with taste.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
You as.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Cool bud.
Speaker 15 (12:40):
Off five.
Speaker 21 (13:20):
Oh no, I am today.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
I'm having check me.
Speaker 20 (13:33):
Work work? What what?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
What?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
What's what's? What's work?
Speaker 5 (13:36):
I work?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I hate work?
Speaker 4 (13:37):
I hate what instudious held morning.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
This is a make sell on a radio about twenty
minutes away.
Speaker 7 (14:22):
Fun with bel Silvers and now let's get this. Hello
John on bella yell man Max here.
Speaker 15 (14:29):
Hey Max?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
How's it going?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Gesh, you're mad?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
No more calls? Please, we have a winner. Let's say
I believe it or not. Fellas. They've discovered a new
kind of sexual preference. You already know about heterosexuals, homosexuals
and bisexuals. Well there's a new one called I kid
you not vagan sexuals. Some university down in New Zealand
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surveyed a bunch of vegetarians and a lot of them listened.
They're sexual orientation as vegan sexual, which means they won't
eat meat and they won't have sex with anybody that does.
I didn't even know what a vegan was till I
heard this. I dot was one of them. Pointiered Boogers
and star cuts. Turns out a vegan is a hardcore vegetarian.
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Not only won't eat meat, they won't use anything that
comes from my animal at all. That means no milk,
no cheese, no eggs, even though you can get all
that stuff from animals without actually killing them. I guess
they think milking a cow counts as sexual lass anyway,
Vegan sexuals will only get jiggy with somebody that's screwed
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up as they are, or get looks personality. How much
money you make? All these goods care about us? Whether
you eat toe furkey for Thanksgiving dinner, my big old
meaty but one vegan sex will admits she's some times
attracted to meat eaters, but tries to stay away from
them because their body is literally made out of the
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bodies of others who died for their sustenance. And here's
the money quote. When people eat the meat he died,
they're kind of a graveyard for animals. Oh yeah, we're
really gonna miss her in a dating pool. I hate
to be judgment let me just say this, when it
comes to finding a boyfriend, most of the vegetarians I
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run across can't afford to get real picky. I mean
you already pasty looking, wearing polyester pants and rubber shoes
and munching on bean sprouts. You really want to cut
down you prospects morning you already have. I don't get
me wrong, I'm a reasonable guy. You don't want to
eat meat, more power to you, But personally, I didn't
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crawl my way to the top of the food chain
to eat garden burghers. In fact, I think I'm gonna
start me a new group, the meat by Tarian. We're
kind of like the Presbyterians, but we're gonna eat all
the meat the veggie sectionals don't walk. It's a one
hundred percent vegetable free diet, nothing but tea bones and
cheeseburgers and pork rib For a communion, we're doing away
(17:14):
with wine and bread. Everybody gets a shot glass of
Grabby and a chicken McNugget. Can't I get amen To
find out more about the meat Bactarians, You're invited to
attend our next worship service. It'll be denied at six
pm and Boost number five and out back Steakhoff. We'll
own up a bunch of twenty house ribbis medium rare corn.
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The meat Bactarians, no rules, just right. God, y'all have
a nice day.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Good morning is a big yonder radio.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
Hell you p Lindsey premise here.
Speaker 22 (17:53):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily do some cultured and edification every morning from
these two delightful as John Boy and Billy right here
on the big show. You know, I hate to break
it to you, boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Who will? I thought it was faddy.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
H The mornings make sean Al Radio. It's Friday and
(18:49):
we're happy boys.
Speaker 17 (19:00):
Walking down the street on a sunny day. Hubble feeling
in my bone, says I have my weed bubble hubbub
Oh imna have to be boy, Ima have to be boy.
Oh we did good. When things are going here? We hey, Hey,
my little box bot got hit by a car.
Speaker 15 (19:17):
Hubble hubbub a hubble but it's guys in the box
and put him in a drawer.
Speaker 23 (19:21):
Hub i'ma have to be boy.
Speaker 15 (19:24):
Oh I'm happy boy, Oh good when things are going here?
Speaker 23 (19:28):
We hey, hey, oh forgot all about it for a
month and a half.
Speaker 15 (19:48):
Ubbb hubble. I looked into the drawer and started to laugh.
Speaker 17 (19:52):
Hubbubbo because I might have to be BOYM have me boy.
Speaker 15 (19:57):
Oh we did good when things are going here.
Speaker 11 (19:59):
We.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Good morning. I got a base on the radio.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
Coming up, we play John Boy Jeopardy Winner against one
hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products
made in the USA. Truck drivers keep America moving, and
bullsnot make sure they look good doing it. You can
find bullstont at truck stops across America. Click that tab
when you hit the Big Show dot com. Learn all
about it. Hang on, you win you some in minutes,
and now Bill Silver's with our top ten.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Liz, it's an election year, Oh joy, but it looks
like another geezer palooza come November. But one of the
geezers is far better suited for the job than the
other one. So let's make fun of the other one,
shall we. That's right, Slow Joe Biden still claiming be
full of vim and vigor when he's really full of
something else. I mean, let's face it, folks, he never
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was and never will be suited to be the person
pretending to be the president while other people pull his strings.
Oh Bama, excuse me, I had a communist in my throat.
But that doesn't mean this doddering old sack of rancid
oat pulp couldn't be gainfully employed doing something else. We
know he's not going to be a brain donor, folks,
but other positions are available now from the home office
(21:14):
in elon Omar's husband brother sock drawer, here's the top
ten jobs Joe Biden is better suited for. Number ten
A door stop. Number nine Terry Henson's diction coach A
B A B A B. Number eight a crash test
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dummy stunt double. Number seven a cabbage whoa the texture
and the color are remarkably the same as his skin.
Number six a laboratory monkey, no offense to monkeys everywhere
listening to the show. Number five a magician. He sure
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made the border and my four oh one kite disappear.
I'll tell you that right now. Number four Harvard University
professor of plagiarism. He's copied so many people who how
to change his last name to Minota. Number three village idiot,
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John Boy's off the hook. Number two spokesman for the
Hair Club for Men told patients. And the number one
job Joe Biden is better suited for Donald Trump's food tester.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Too soon.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
I told you when you visit from Bill coming up
on Monday morning. All right, let's jump in here and
play John boyd Jeopardy. We need to review yesterday's question.
We found out according to Federal Crimes TATS statsy men
are more likely to be killed by women when they
are here anywhere.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Else the workplace.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
Oh, try not to kill us Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
As a result of an increased obsession with germs, there
are now special machines in Tokyo that are covered in
in anti bacterial coating and dispense a chemically disinfected, individually
wrapped version of this.
Speaker 7 (23:25):
What are funions?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Let's answer for everything?
Speaker 6 (23:30):
Watch o'all got one eight hundred Big Show you told
free line across America.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
We played John Boy jepardy.
Speaker 6 (23:36):
Next, Good Morning, there's a Big Show on the radio,
(24:04):
only too your Friday.
Speaker 7 (24:06):
Today's feature track from The Big Show, Big Box.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
It's a mayor of dismal seepage with the Yankee Go
Home Festival Church ri key words Yankee go home and
hit the Big Box out the Big Show dot Com.
Right now, let's play Yells Live across America.
Speaker 13 (24:25):
It's John Boy, Jeminy, and now a man who says, hey,
if it's chemically disinfected and individually wrapped, the theme works out.
He might finally get the entourage back together.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
He's John Gore that.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
As I had a Carl out of Boiling Green, Kentucky.
Good morning, Carl, Hey, John Boy, how you doing Hey?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
But I'm doing good. The call is that is that
bowling that's Bowling Green, Kentucky. Right, Yeah, it's pretty famous place,
don't Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Yeah, heard of. I just wonder Jack. I was just
gonna get on her a little bit. She's she's got
it Boiling Green. That might be hot up there.
Speaker 8 (25:09):
I think they make peanuts there.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
We're glad you made it in here, Carl fine spot
knows some fine big show listens up in Bowling Green.
So let's see what she got as a result. I'm
an increased obsession with germs special machines in Tokyo that
are covered in an anti bacterial coating to spend a
chemically disinfected, individually wrapped version of this.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Oh, I've read some dogshall about that.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
We're so glad it was ATM machine. An ATM machine,
so you're saying it gives you disinfected money.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Let's see, well you A what wasn't going on?
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (26:01):
Yeah, wrap up the money, give it to you. You know,
I wonder how far we are from that. You know
they're just scared to death or germs. Yeah, you know
that's your paying all right. So they're not the one
that made the bat virus. That was that was JOHNA
did that do it?
Speaker 7 (26:15):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
How you fall out all the way?
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Right?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
I told you fouch it was lying to us that
whole time. What you get my shoes? Hey, new shoes.
Speaker 10 (26:26):
So like if I just wanted twenty bucks and that
just comes out with that. If I want a hundred bucks,
they wrapped its twenty to give me one hundred.
Speaker 8 (26:34):
No, I think however, amongst you withdrawal, that amount is
individually wrapped in sanitized.
Speaker 10 (26:40):
And so there's a little like dinosaur or something in there,
just like wrapping it.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Sorry, so you don't have to get it with a claw.
Speaker 7 (26:49):
Vegas.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
All right, we'll worked that out. Carl.
Speaker 6 (26:53):
You've just won one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bull snot cleaning products made in the USA. All right,
Jack's in urns from here, what do you go over
to the boy that was boiling green and wait on them?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
All Right, there's a plan. Now it's your news right
on the other side.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
Friday Morning, Trailer Park Funk would heart the boys.
Speaker 21 (27:20):
Man, you playhouse acting out.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
H good morning.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
It's a big show on the radio, really, man of
pump Funks.
Speaker 24 (28:02):
What it is, ladies and gentlemen, the Junior Nation manpres
it's a more or less true story feature in Carl
Cook and the legendary nature.
Speaker 14 (28:15):
Boy himself, mister rich Flair. It goes exactly like man
bud Wiser's ice coat.
Speaker 15 (28:22):
We just falled a butler. This one for them slicked girls,
them hick girls.
Speaker 14 (28:27):
They white as hell styled, profiling way outside the city.
Got camol from bast pro.
Speaker 15 (28:34):
Gonna kiss myself so pretty too.
Speaker 14 (28:37):
Hodn call the trailer park managers too hot?
Speaker 15 (28:43):
You know I ain't no amateur.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Too hot?
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Say my name?
Speaker 15 (28:48):
You know who I am?
Speaker 25 (28:49):
Too hot?
Speaker 15 (28:51):
And I'm slapping out of money.
Speaker 14 (28:54):
Man, Leave me hold a dollar, man, leave me hold
a dollar. Y'all give a little hollow because Traylor Park.
Speaker 23 (29:00):
Funk gonna give it to you.
Speaker 15 (29:02):
Trailer Park Talk gonna give it to you.
Speaker 23 (29:04):
Traylor Park funk.
Speaker 14 (29:05):
Gonta give it to you Saturday night, and this bunch
ain't right. Call the neighborhood.
Speaker 25 (29:09):
Who call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Who call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 14 (29:27):
Call the neighborhood wash, Call the neighborhood wash, Call the
neighborhood wash. Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, hold on, anybody
seen my cell phone? Nature boy signed the check. We
about to hit the road for Richmond, Nashville, Jotha, and Alabama.
(29:48):
Bring that little waitress. She's a bad man. Jim too hard,
it's designated driver time, too hard, cost drunken driving, News
to crime too hard. I might need some waffle house
too hard. My head's kind of spinny.
Speaker 11 (30:09):
Man.
Speaker 14 (30:09):
Lend me hold a dollar, man, lend me hold a dollar.
Y'all give them a little holler, because Trailer park from
gonna give it to you. Trailer park funk gonna give
it to you.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Trailer park falk gonna give it.
Speaker 14 (30:20):
To you Saturday night, and we about to fight. Call
the neighborhood who call the neighborhood watch. Woo, call the
neighborhood wash, Call the neighborhood wash, Call the neighborhood wash.
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Call the neighborhood was Hey, Hey, Hey, hey, who.
Speaker 26 (30:57):
Call the neighborhood, call the neighborhood?
Speaker 15 (31:08):
Why callder neighborhood?
Speaker 23 (31:10):
Who call the neighborhood?
Speaker 14 (31:12):
Wal You know, Rack, I love you to death, but
you will be a little bit high mane.
Speaker 7 (31:45):
Good Friday morning makes shows on the radio.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Ye y'all know every Friday the Times brand new script
will get diked out.
Speaker 15 (31:53):
Let's not.
Speaker 7 (31:57):
Hello, friends, your old hell bird fern.
Speaker 27 (31:59):
Here with another taint rippling edition of John Boy and
Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 7 (32:03):
Today's episode fancy Pants.
Speaker 27 (32:06):
As our story opens, Ricky b Sharp is preparing a
fashion show for his wife Lucy.
Speaker 10 (32:12):
Ricky, what is the world is taken so long?
Speaker 7 (32:16):
Watch your rush, sugar breeches.
Speaker 10 (32:18):
I'm gonna miss my stories. You know I hate missing
my stories.
Speaker 7 (32:24):
Anything worth having is worth waiting for? And your weight
is over?
Speaker 10 (32:37):
What is the boy beats world? Is that supposed to be?
Speaker 11 (32:41):
This?
Speaker 7 (32:41):
Here is my new top of the line fashion undergarments.
Speaker 27 (32:44):
Garren damn teed to make the ladies swooner.
Speaker 10 (32:48):
Looks like someone tied died Jimmy Durrante's nose.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
She told me she knew how to fay.
Speaker 10 (33:01):
Hot such such a time.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I know it. Where did you.
Speaker 10 (33:08):
Get that ridiculous looking banana hammock.
Speaker 7 (33:10):
At the new upscale adult lingaree store at the mall.
Speaker 10 (33:17):
Oh, Frederick's of that's the one. Well, what on earth
do you hope to accomplish, Lucy?
Speaker 27 (33:30):
Apart from mispronouncing Jimmy Ranny's name, you failed to understand
that I am no longer one of the commoners. I'm
no longer down home. I'm uptown, one of the elites, Lucy.
In case you've forgotten, I am Dothan's most beloved fast
food mascot, and I need to start living like it.
Speaker 10 (33:53):
Okay, so you're upper crusting it by getting some man pennies.
Speaker 27 (33:57):
Huh, that'll show and forgive me if I try to
spice up our love life a bit.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Don't you ever get tired of seeing my tidy whities?
Speaker 28 (34:08):
No?
Speaker 10 (34:08):
I get tired of looking at the threadbare seat and
the racing strip skin marks. You don't see me run
it out to buy do drawers.
Speaker 27 (34:18):
Well, since you brought it up, them granny panties make
me feel like I'm getting look at the old folks home.
Speaker 10 (34:25):
Well, I'm sure not good to dip into my buttered egg.
But ever, a couple of pairs of butt floss.
Speaker 27 (34:33):
See, Lucy, you're looking at it the wrong way, girl,
man panties.
Speaker 7 (34:37):
When I spent fifty bucks on a pair of these things?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
What that's right?
Speaker 7 (34:41):
Fifty bucks apart?
Speaker 11 (34:42):
What?
Speaker 7 (34:43):
Why? Cause I'm worth it.
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You wouldn't expect to find expensive Colonne and a Buttwiser bottle,
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Oh?
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Of course not. I also wouldn't expect to find expensive
wrapping paper on Viena sausage either.
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And how we hope you've enjoyed John Billy and Billy playhouse.
I got you one of them Bray's ears with two
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Speaker 18 (38:57):
And your one of my favorites. Hello friends, Bill Silver's here,
You're welcome. We're three years into the Biden presidency. People
are paying nearly a thousand bucks more a month to survive.
The border has more holes than Bonnie and Clyde's car,
and gas is so expensive. Nascar will soon be a
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let the dead vote.
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Shame on you.
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Wait, we do.
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It's the forty sixth President, Captain Gaftastik himself Bozo Joe.
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But Bill, how can I tell when Biden's going to
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I'm glad you asked.
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Here are the top ten signs Biden is about to
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to explain biden nomics. Good luck with that. Number six.
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Trump gets indicted for spinning on the sidewalk.
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We'll get a contestant and play next. Good Morning.
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That's a big show on the radio for your Friday,
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I want to play beat the Blonde.
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Let's do it right in meet our contestant had a Charlotte,
North Carolina, home of Rick.
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Flair and John Boyd.
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Jeff good morn than Jeff. Now it was such a
great intro. I've forgotten to mash my button. I'm mashing Jeff.
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You there, Buddy, I'm here, Don boy, I'm ready to go.
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Oh right, good deal, buddy. Well, you know how to play,
so let's just jump right in here. Marcy II all right.
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Well.
Speaker 6 (42:25):
Traditionally, when a Britisher gets this job, they pretend to
be reluctant and two co workers grab him and drag
him to his new seat.
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What is the job?
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Royal ers drag him to his seat?
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Uh an Ambassador to the United States.
Speaker 6 (42:50):
Ambassador to the United States, Jeff, what Tata says?
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 23 (42:58):
Agreed?
Speaker 6 (43:01):
Speaker of the House of Commons, that's staying over there.
The fake reluctance is a centuries old tradition.
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I wish we would do that.
Speaker 7 (43:16):
Already.
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Let's see.
Speaker 6 (43:19):
And by the way, I just feel the need to
remind our contestant Marcy does not have the answer, the
correct answer, the correct yes.
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She does not have the answer no.
Speaker 6 (43:29):
So even though she sounds like she still might not know,
nobody disagreed with it for two days.
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I'm just worried about it.
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You mean I don't have him in front of me.
Why you said it?
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Correct?
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That's true?
Speaker 2 (43:48):
All right, Well, let's go to be fair.
Speaker 6 (43:51):
You know, we were in Japan yesterday and we're going
back to Japanese men. All right, So Japanese men think
women with long skinny versions of them are especially sexy.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Uh huh, so what are they?
Speaker 10 (44:09):
Rests?
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Long skinny? That's why Philips Stellard did so well.
Speaker 6 (44:17):
Remember which we had her in the studios for Brass
was what thirty four long?
Speaker 7 (44:21):
Yes, I have to say, you know, don't hear about
many augmentations. I would say, their next.
Speaker 6 (44:31):
Their next long skinny, next weird? This is what them
Japanese men like, Jeff, You agree or disagree, Well.
Speaker 23 (44:40):
I think I'll do it again. I'll agree, Yeah, is
the next?
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Oh Rus? Now we got a shot at winning this Jeff,
alrighty thinking hard.
Speaker 6 (44:56):
Oh, here we go, Marcy, where did the cuss d
them of kissing a lady's hand?
Speaker 7 (45:04):
I began at the shoulder?
Speaker 5 (45:07):
Are we down?
Speaker 2 (45:10):
Wow? I didn't you have time to ask you? Where
did it begin? You're right on top.
Speaker 8 (45:14):
That's time to listen to you.
Speaker 6 (45:16):
The custom of kissing a lady's hand began at her shoulders. Okay,
I heard you say begin, okay, so yeah, okay, So
I had the answer.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Oh no, France, France.
Speaker 6 (45:30):
It begins in France, and France the country of love,
they say, Jeff, agree or disagree?
Speaker 23 (45:39):
Agree?
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Yeah, shock, yes, long necks in France. She knows what
she's talking has to do with men and love.
Speaker 17 (45:56):
I know.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
Good work.
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Way to go, Jam, big old law tiger's prize pack
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All right, all right, love you guys, been listening for
forty years.
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Oh man, thank you, Jam, glad you finally won my
boy I did.
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Thank you, boys,
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
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Amen?
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Am I the lowyard?
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In twenty eighteen, the Mars Curiosity rover found organic matter,
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It means that they proved there's life on other planets,
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They didn't find a creepy crawley. They found the evidence
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Mister know it all.
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I'll probably ask you something that I really want to
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No, they didn't.
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They found a pile of poop, is what they did.
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Methane right there.
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Methane forms from all kinds of things that deteriorate.
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You want to go ahead and bang on the drum
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Morning, because we don't want to work. If we want
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Well, we're gonna work.
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H it is man a many thirty minutes in the
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Look at you?
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Hit it.
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She's got me back?
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Man?
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Who does have a life?
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I mean, do you do anything with like this creepy stuff?
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We just stuff.
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Work work, work, work, work, work work work. Well.
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I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
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Yeah.
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Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
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You go out looking for happiness and end up punched
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The weekend things are at their darkest pal. It's a
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You as.
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Cool bud.
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Off five.
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What?
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What's what's? What's work?
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I work?
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I hate work?
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I hate what instudious held morning.
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This is a make sell on a radio about twenty
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Fun with bel Silvers and now let's get this. Hello
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Hey Max?
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How's it going?
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Wow?
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Gesh, you're mad?
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and bisexuals. Well there's a new one called I kid
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and star cuts. Turns out a vegan is a hardcore vegetarian.
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Not only won't eat meat, they won't use anything that
comes from my animal at all. That means no milk,
no cheese, no eggs, even though you can get all
that stuff from animals without actually killing them. I guess
they think milking a cow counts as sexual lass anyway,
Vegan sexuals will only get jiggy with somebody that's screwed
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up as they are, or get looks personality. How much
money you make? All these goods care about us? Whether
you eat toe furkey for Thanksgiving dinner, my big old
meaty but one vegan sex will admits she's some times
attracted to meat eaters, but tries to stay away from
them because their body is literally made out of the
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bodies of others who died for their sustenance. And here's
the money quote. When people eat the meat he died,
they're kind of a graveyard for animals. Oh yeah, we're
really gonna miss her in a dating pool. I hate
to be judgment let me just say this, when it
comes to finding a boyfriend, most of the vegetarians I
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run across can't afford to get real picky. I mean
you already pasty looking, wearing polyester pants and rubber shoes
and munching on bean sprouts. You really want to cut
down you prospects morning you already have. I don't get
me wrong, I'm a reasonable guy. You don't want to
eat meat, more power to you, But personally, I didn't
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crawl my way to the top of the food chain
to eat garden burghers. In fact, I think I'm gonna
start me a new group, the meat by Tarian. We're
kind of like the Presbyterians, but we're gonna eat all
the meat the veggie sectionals don't walk. It's a one
hundred percent vegetable free diet, nothing but tea bones and
cheeseburgers and pork rib For a communion, we're doing away
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with wine and bread. Everybody gets a shot glass of
Grabby and a chicken McNugget. Can't I get amen To
find out more about the meat Bactarians, You're invited to
attend our next worship service. It'll be denied at six
pm and Boost number five and out back Steakhoff. We'll
own up a bunch of twenty house ribbis medium rare corn.
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The meat Bactarians, no rules, just right. God, y'all have
a nice day.
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Hell you p Lindsey premise here.
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When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily do some cultured and edification every morning from
these two delightful as John Boy and Billy right here
on the big show. You know, I hate to break
it to you, boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees.
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Who will? I thought it was faddy.
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H The mornings make sean Al Radio. It's Friday and
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we're happy boys.
Speaker 17 (19:00):
Walking down the street on a sunny day. Hubble feeling
in my bone, says I have my weed bubble hubbub
Oh imna have to be boy, Ima have to be boy.
Oh we did good. When things are going here? We hey, Hey,
my little box bot got hit by a car.
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Hubble hubbub a hubble but it's guys in the box
and put him in a drawer.
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Hub i'ma have to be boy.
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Oh I'm happy boy, Oh good when things are going here?
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We hey, hey, oh forgot all about it for a
month and a half.
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Ubbb hubble. I looked into the drawer and started to laugh.
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Hubbubbo because I might have to be BOYM have me boy.
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Oh we did good when things are going here.
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We.
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Good morning. I got a base on the radio.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
Coming up, we play John Boy Jeopardy Winner against one
hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products
made in the USA. Truck drivers keep America moving, and
bullsnot make sure they look good doing it. You can
find bullstont at truck stops across America. Click that tab
when you hit the Big Show dot com. Learn all
about it. Hang on, you win you some in minutes,
and now Bill Silver's with our top ten.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Liz, it's an election year, Oh joy, but it looks
like another geezer palooza come November. But one of the
geezers is far better suited for the job than the
other one. So let's make fun of the other one,
shall we. That's right, Slow Joe Biden still claiming be
full of vim and vigor when he's really full of
something else. I mean, let's face it, folks, he never
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was and never will be suited to be the person
pretending to be the president while other people pull his strings.
Oh Bama, excuse me, I had a communist in my throat.
But that doesn't mean this doddering old sack of rancid
oat pulp couldn't be gainfully employed doing something else. We
know he's not going to be a brain donor, folks,
but other positions are available now from the home office
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in elon Omar's husband brother sock drawer, here's the top
ten jobs Joe Biden is better suited for. Number ten
A door stop. Number nine Terry Henson's diction coach A
B A B A B. Number eight a crash test
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dummy stunt double. Number seven a cabbage whoa the texture
and the color are remarkably the same as his skin.
Number six a laboratory monkey, no offense to monkeys everywhere
listening to the show. Number five a magician. He sure
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made the border and my four oh one kite disappear.
I'll tell you that right now. Number four Harvard University
professor of plagiarism. He's copied so many people who how
to change his last name to Minota. Number three village idiot,
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John Boy's off the hook. Number two spokesman for the
Hair Club for Men told patients. And the number one
job Joe Biden is better suited for Donald Trump's food tester.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Too soon.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
I told you when you visit from Bill coming up
on Monday morning. All right, let's jump in here and
play John boyd Jeopardy. We need to review yesterday's question.
We found out according to Federal Crimes TATS statsy men
are more likely to be killed by women when they
are here anywhere.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Else the workplace.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
Oh, try not to kill us Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
As a result of an increased obsession with germs, there
are now special machines in Tokyo that are covered in
in anti bacterial coating and dispense a chemically disinfected, individually
wrapped version of this.
Speaker 7 (23:25):
What are funions?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Let's answer for everything?
Speaker 6 (23:30):
Watch o'all got one eight hundred Big Show you told
free line across America.
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We played John Boy jepardy.
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Next, Good Morning, there's a Big Show on the radio,
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only too your Friday.
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Today's feature track from The Big Show, Big Box.
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It's a mayor of dismal seepage with the Yankee Go
Home Festival Church ri key words Yankee go home and
hit the Big Box out the Big Show dot Com.
Right now, let's play Yells Live across America.
Speaker 13 (24:25):
It's John Boy, Jeminy, and now a man who says, hey,
if it's chemically disinfected and individually wrapped, the theme works out.
He might finally get the entourage back together.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
He's John Gore that.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
As I had a Carl out of Boiling Green, Kentucky.
Good morning, Carl, Hey, John Boy, how you doing Hey?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
But I'm doing good. The call is that is that
bowling that's Bowling Green, Kentucky. Right, Yeah, it's pretty famous place,
don't Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Yeah, heard of. I just wonder Jack. I was just
gonna get on her a little bit. She's she's got
it Boiling Green. That might be hot up there.
Speaker 8 (25:09):
I think they make peanuts there.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
We're glad you made it in here, Carl fine spot
knows some fine big show listens up in Bowling Green.
So let's see what she got as a result. I'm
an increased obsession with germs special machines in Tokyo that
are covered in an anti bacterial coating to spend a
chemically disinfected, individually wrapped version of this.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Oh, I've read some dogshall about that.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
We're so glad it was ATM machine. An ATM machine,
so you're saying it gives you disinfected money.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Let's see, well you A what wasn't going on?
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (26:01):
Yeah, wrap up the money, give it to you. You know,
I wonder how far we are from that. You know
they're just scared to death or germs. Yeah, you know
that's your paying all right. So they're not the one
that made the bat virus. That was that was JOHNA
did that do it?
Speaker 7 (26:15):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
How you fall out all the way?
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Right?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
I told you fouch it was lying to us that
whole time. What you get my shoes? Hey, new shoes.
Speaker 10 (26:26):
So like if I just wanted twenty bucks and that
just comes out with that. If I want a hundred bucks,
they wrapped its twenty to give me one hundred.
Speaker 8 (26:34):
No, I think however, amongst you withdrawal, that amount is
individually wrapped in sanitized.
Speaker 10 (26:40):
And so there's a little like dinosaur or something in there,
just like wrapping it.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Sorry, so you don't have to get it with a claw.
Speaker 7 (26:49):
Vegas.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
All right, we'll worked that out. Carl.
Speaker 6 (26:53):
You've just won one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bull snot cleaning products made in the USA. All right,
Jack's in urns from here, what do you go over
to the boy that was boiling green and wait on them?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
All Right, there's a plan. Now it's your news right
on the other side.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
Friday Morning, Trailer Park Funk would heart the boys.
Speaker 21 (27:20):
Man, you playhouse acting out.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
H good morning.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
It's a big show on the radio, really, man of
pump Funks.
Speaker 24 (28:02):
What it is, ladies and gentlemen, the Junior Nation manpres
it's a more or less true story feature in Carl
Cook and the legendary nature.
Speaker 14 (28:15):
Boy himself, mister rich Flair. It goes exactly like man
bud Wiser's ice coat.
Speaker 15 (28:22):
We just falled a butler. This one for them slicked girls,
them hick girls.
Speaker 14 (28:27):
They white as hell styled, profiling way outside the city.
Got camol from bast pro.
Speaker 15 (28:34):
Gonna kiss myself so pretty too.
Speaker 14 (28:37):
Hodn call the trailer park managers too hot?
Speaker 15 (28:43):
You know I ain't no amateur.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Too hot?
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Say my name?
Speaker 15 (28:48):
You know who I am?
Speaker 25 (28:49):
Too hot?
Speaker 15 (28:51):
And I'm slapping out of money.
Speaker 14 (28:54):
Man, Leave me hold a dollar, man, leave me hold
a dollar. Y'all give a little hollow because Traylor Park.
Speaker 23 (29:00):
Funk gonna give it to you.
Speaker 15 (29:02):
Trailer Park Talk gonna give it to you.
Speaker 23 (29:04):
Traylor Park funk.
Speaker 14 (29:05):
Gonta give it to you Saturday night, and this bunch
ain't right. Call the neighborhood.
Speaker 25 (29:09):
Who call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Who call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 14 (29:27):
Call the neighborhood wash, Call the neighborhood wash, Call the
neighborhood wash. Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, hold on, anybody
seen my cell phone? Nature boy signed the check. We
about to hit the road for Richmond, Nashville, Jotha, and Alabama.
(29:48):
Bring that little waitress. She's a bad man. Jim too hard,
it's designated driver time, too hard, cost drunken driving, News
to crime too hard. I might need some waffle house
too hard. My head's kind of spinny.
Speaker 11 (30:09):
Man.
Speaker 14 (30:09):
Lend me hold a dollar, man, lend me hold a dollar.
Y'all give them a little holler, because Trailer park from
gonna give it to you. Trailer park funk gonna give
it to you.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Trailer park falk gonna give it.
Speaker 14 (30:20):
To you Saturday night, and we about to fight. Call
the neighborhood who call the neighborhood watch. Woo, call the
neighborhood wash, Call the neighborhood wash, Call the neighborhood wash.
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Call the neighborhood was Hey, Hey, Hey, hey, who.
Speaker 26 (30:57):
Call the neighborhood, call the neighborhood?
Speaker 15 (31:08):
Why callder neighborhood?
Speaker 23 (31:10):
Who call the neighborhood?
Speaker 14 (31:12):
Wal You know, Rack, I love you to death, but
you will be a little bit high mane.
Speaker 7 (31:45):
Good Friday morning makes shows on the radio.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Ye y'all know every Friday the Times brand new script
will get diked out.
Speaker 15 (31:53):
Let's not.
Speaker 7 (31:57):
Hello, friends, your old hell bird fern.
Speaker 27 (31:59):
Here with another taint rippling edition of John Boy and
Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 7 (32:03):
Today's episode fancy Pants.
Speaker 27 (32:06):
As our story opens, Ricky b Sharp is preparing a
fashion show for his wife Lucy.
Speaker 10 (32:12):
Ricky, what is the world is taken so long?
Speaker 7 (32:16):
Watch your rush, sugar breeches.
Speaker 10 (32:18):
I'm gonna miss my stories. You know I hate missing
my stories.
Speaker 7 (32:24):
Anything worth having is worth waiting for? And your weight
is over?
Speaker 10 (32:37):
What is the boy beats world? Is that supposed to be?
Speaker 11 (32:41):
This?
Speaker 7 (32:41):
Here is my new top of the line fashion undergarments.
Speaker 27 (32:44):
Garren damn teed to make the ladies swooner.
Speaker 10 (32:48):
Looks like someone tied died Jimmy Durrante's nose.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
She told me she knew how to fay.
Speaker 10 (33:01):
Hot such such a time.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I know it. Where did you.
Speaker 10 (33:08):
Get that ridiculous looking banana hammock.
Speaker 7 (33:10):
At the new upscale adult lingaree store at the mall.
Speaker 10 (33:17):
Oh, Frederick's of that's the one. Well, what on earth
do you hope to accomplish, Lucy?
Speaker 27 (33:30):
Apart from mispronouncing Jimmy Ranny's name, you failed to understand
that I am no longer one of the commoners. I'm
no longer down home. I'm uptown, one of the elites, Lucy.
In case you've forgotten, I am Dothan's most beloved fast
food mascot, and I need to start living like it.
Speaker 10 (33:53):
Okay, so you're upper crusting it by getting some man pennies.
Speaker 27 (33:57):
Huh, that'll show and forgive me if I try to
spice up our love life a bit.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Don't you ever get tired of seeing my tidy whities?
Speaker 28 (34:08):
No?
Speaker 10 (34:08):
I get tired of looking at the threadbare seat and
the racing strip skin marks. You don't see me run
it out to buy do drawers.
Speaker 27 (34:18):
Well, since you brought it up, them granny panties make
me feel like I'm getting look at the old folks home.
Speaker 10 (34:25):
Well, I'm sure not good to dip into my buttered egg.
But ever, a couple of pairs of butt floss.
Speaker 27 (34:33):
See, Lucy, you're looking at it the wrong way, girl,
man panties.
Speaker 7 (34:37):
When I spent fifty bucks on a pair of these things?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
What that's right?
Speaker 7 (34:41):
Fifty bucks apart?
Speaker 11 (34:42):
What?
Speaker 7 (34:43):
Why? Cause I'm worth it.
Speaker 27 (34:45):
You wouldn't expect to find expensive Colonne and a Buttwiser bottle,
would you?
Speaker 7 (34:48):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (34:49):
Of course not. I also wouldn't expect to find expensive
wrapping paper on Viena sausage either.
Speaker 27 (35:01):
And how we hope you've enjoyed John Billy and Billy playhouse.
I got you one of them Bray's ears with two
top moneys under to the next time when we'll hear
the in see measurer at Fredericks of Dothan.
Speaker 7 (35:17):
Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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Yet morning, A big show is on your radio.
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I'll tell you I never seen anything like it in
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The SuDS belly up, there's full everywhere, flying through the air,
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their fingers, their feet, other people's feet. It's unbelievable. Oh,
with the spreads, you can't imagine. Ribs and chickens and
biscuits and whole pigs are a great, big stick. That's
what it's like at the jud Boy of Bully Pig Show.
It's a buffet from start to finish. There should be
a cover charge.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 28 (35:47):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for. Faint the right cleaning bill over my head.
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You can eat that.
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Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. It
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One hour alert, so John Boy's Wonderful Thing number one
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of my favorites in the studios, Turn it over to
Bill Silvers.
Speaker 18 (38:57):
And your one of my favorites. Hello friends, Bill Silver's here,
You're welcome. We're three years into the Biden presidency. People
are paying nearly a thousand bucks more a month to survive.
The border has more holes than Bonnie and Clyde's car,
and gas is so expensive. Nascar will soon be a
foot race but a bum See what happens when you
(39:18):
let the dead vote.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Shame on you.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
What this country needs is a good laugh. If only
we had a reliable source of entertainment that could make
us laugh and forget our troubles.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Wait, we do.
Speaker 5 (39:28):
It's the forty sixth President, Captain Gaftastik himself Bozo Joe.
Speaker 7 (39:33):
But Bill, how can I tell when Biden's going to
say something stupid.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 5 (39:38):
Here are the top ten signs Biden is about to
say something stupid. Number ten he visits the site of
a natural disaster. Number nine, Ukraine asked for another check,
just one more. Number eight, the White House Press Secretary
openly drinks on camera. Number seven. A reporter asked them
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to explain biden nomics. Good luck with that. Number six.
Speaker 7 (40:08):
Trump gets indicted for spinning on the sidewalk.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
Number five and my personal favorite, he tries to save
Vivek Ramaswami.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Number four.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
Someone asks him who the vice president is. Number three,
it's an election year. Number two he introduces the delegation
from Botswana and the number one signed that President Biden
just said something stupid.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
It's a day ending in Why Run Look Ho you
back home? Mona the bill?
Speaker 6 (40:50):
Why let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred Big
Show you told Freelina cass America.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
We'll get a contestant and play next. Good Morning.
Speaker 6 (41:23):
That's a big show on the radio for your Friday,
June seventh. Today is featured track from the Big Show
bit Box. The mayor of this will see Bitch hosting
Yankee Go Home festival. There's rigey words a Yankee go
home out. They're at the Big Box at the Big
Show dot com. We got the on air contest Monday.
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Can't get through, We'll call you.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
I want to play beat the Blonde.
Speaker 6 (41:50):
Let's do it right in meet our contestant had a Charlotte,
North Carolina, home of Rick.
Speaker 7 (41:57):
Flair and John Boyd.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Jeff good morn than Jeff. Now it was such a
great intro. I've forgotten to mash my button. I'm mashing Jeff.
Speaker 8 (42:12):
You there, Buddy, I'm here, Don boy, I'm ready to go.
Speaker 6 (42:16):
Oh right, good deal, buddy. Well, you know how to play,
so let's just jump right in here. Marcy II all right.
Speaker 17 (42:24):
Well.
Speaker 6 (42:25):
Traditionally, when a Britisher gets this job, they pretend to
be reluctant and two co workers grab him and drag
him to his new seat.
Speaker 15 (42:35):
What is the job?
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Royal ers drag him to his seat?
Speaker 7 (42:47):
Uh an Ambassador to the United States.
Speaker 6 (42:50):
Ambassador to the United States, Jeff, what Tata says?
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 23 (42:58):
Agreed?
Speaker 6 (43:01):
Speaker of the House of Commons, that's staying over there.
The fake reluctance is a centuries old tradition.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
I wish we would do that.
Speaker 7 (43:16):
Already.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Let's see.
Speaker 6 (43:19):
And by the way, I just feel the need to
remind our contestant Marcy does not have the answer, the
correct answer, the correct yes.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
She does not have the answer no.
Speaker 6 (43:29):
So even though she sounds like she still might not know,
nobody disagreed with it for two days.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
I'm just worried about it.
Speaker 7 (43:38):
You mean I don't have him in front of me.
Why you said it?
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Correct?
Speaker 8 (43:48):
That's true?
Speaker 2 (43:48):
All right, Well, let's go to be fair.
Speaker 6 (43:51):
You know, we were in Japan yesterday and we're going
back to Japanese men. All right, So Japanese men think
women with long skinny versions of them are especially sexy.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Uh huh, so what are they?
Speaker 10 (44:09):
Rests?
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Long skinny? That's why Philips Stellard did so well.
Speaker 6 (44:17):
Remember which we had her in the studios for Brass
was what thirty four long?
Speaker 7 (44:21):
Yes, I have to say, you know, don't hear about
many augmentations. I would say, their next.
Speaker 6 (44:31):
Their next long skinny, next weird? This is what them
Japanese men like, Jeff, You agree or disagree, Well.
Speaker 23 (44:40):
I think I'll do it again. I'll agree, Yeah, is
the next?
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Oh Rus? Now we got a shot at winning this Jeff,
alrighty thinking hard.
Speaker 6 (44:56):
Oh, here we go, Marcy, where did the cuss d
them of kissing a lady's hand?
Speaker 7 (45:04):
I began at the shoulder?
Speaker 5 (45:07):
Are we down?
Speaker 2 (45:10):
Wow? I didn't you have time to ask you? Where
did it begin? You're right on top.
Speaker 8 (45:14):
That's time to listen to you.
Speaker 6 (45:16):
The custom of kissing a lady's hand began at her shoulders. Okay,
I heard you say begin, okay, so yeah, okay, So
I had the answer.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Oh no, France, France.
Speaker 6 (45:30):
It begins in France, and France the country of love,
they say, Jeff, agree or disagree?
Speaker 23 (45:39):
Agree?
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Yeah, shock, yes, long necks in France. She knows what
she's talking has to do with men and love.
Speaker 17 (45:56):
I know.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
Good work.
Speaker 6 (45:58):
Way to go, Jam, big old law tiger's prize pack
head over to you right here in the Queens City.
Speaker 8 (46:03):
All right, all right, love you guys, been listening for
forty years.
Speaker 7 (46:07):
Oh man, thank you, Jam, glad you finally won my
boy I did.
Speaker 23 (46:11):
Thank you, boys,
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