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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Good morning. The big show was on the radio. We
set up there, Randalls, I know you've been right on
top of your game today.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You're ready, all right, you're ready, I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
No, got extra mouth. He's on you there, No, nephew, Gary.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
From Pensacola, Florida is up. All right, Gary, A lot
of pressure riding on you, buddy. How you feeling today?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Pretty good? John boy? Hello, Billy Jack Randy, Hey, I
got one thing to say about that second song?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
All right, what oh fall?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Now see?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
But that was that was like the tune and talking intertwined.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Well, yeah, let's don't do that.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Work good.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Ain't call up and change the songs.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I'll tell you what I got, the first and the
third one. If you'll play the second one three times?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Three times?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Well here go, Oh god, that's.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
What I'm talking.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Did you see the one eyebrow go up?
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I mean I mean there it is?
Speaker 5 (01:51):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Okay, okay, all right, here here.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Go get serious?
Speaker 7 (01:54):
Now here you go, here you go.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Okay, I.
Speaker 8 (02:08):
Don't be talking while I'm flating. I only want you
to win, now, Jackie?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
All right?
Speaker 9 (02:19):
Gary?
Speaker 7 (02:20):
Do you have him?
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Yeah? Man?
Speaker 7 (02:21):
All right?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
What the first one's green acre there's the place. Let's
jump to the third one because I'm still ashamed of second. Alright,
third one's Beverly hill Billy, Yeah, lovely. Second one is
Petticoat jumps year right out again, and I promise not
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to mention nothing about having the longest stupid quizz in
the history of the show and beaten you at the
trumpet two years ago.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Alright, Gary, don't mention that man hold on Pensacola, Jagie Herd.
I'll give you an area. You give her the information.
Just brashyall hit yes.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Practice practice, Hey man, you got all.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Three of them.
Speaker 8 (03:04):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
All right.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
Brad y'all.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Says where are you and him going?
Speaker 10 (03:17):
Late?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
You gotta understand I can't just go away to Hope,
say Brads y'all. That's his line. W were like, whenever
you know, if we're out or somewhere in appearances, you
know what he travels with, and uh, somebody come up,
you can't come in, and then I'll turn around, Bradhall
say where you and him going later?
Speaker 8 (03:54):
He all the time.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
That was perfect.
Speaker 11 (04:00):
So you see, sometimes we do the show just for us.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio and more
Big Show right around the corner.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Good morning, This is Big Show plastic Surgeon, Doctor Holland
p Win. I fixed Jackie Twins, Randy Butt and Smarty
Marty's Massive Man Hooters. Next up on the John Boy
and Billy Big Show Life. Oh for John Boy shin
(04:32):
extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry, but a brain transplanted
a little lot of my league. But I'll take a
whak at it.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
I mean, what could it he?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
You wanted to make show us on the radio. All right,
y'all right for missus Buffy, you kindly, little old lady
got boy scouts lining up to walk her across the street.
Now here she is in a big show studio. Let's
turn it over to myrtle.
Speaker 12 (05:33):
Hey boy, I want to tell you yesterday I went
to the local Christian bookstore and saw the most adorable
honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. Well, I don't
know what possessed me, but I bought the sticker and
I put it right there on my bumper. I know
maybe I was feeling I don't know, particularly sassy, because
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I just come from a thrilling inquiry performance called how
by a Thunderous Prayer Meeting well, whatever the reason, I'm
so glad that I did it. What an uplisting experience
that followed letting me preach Hodess. I was stopped at
the red light at a busy intersection and just lost
and thought about the Lord and how good he is
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and what the haught and I didn't notice that the
light had changed. Well, it's a good thing that someone
else loves Jesus, because if he hadn't seen that bumper
sticker and hanked, I would never have noticed.
Speaker 8 (06:28):
It't not amaze, it awful.
Speaker 12 (06:31):
And I found that lots of people loved Jesus, lots
and lots of them, because while I was sitting there,
the guy behind us started honking like crazy, and then
he leaned out of his window and.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Screamed, or the love of God.
Speaker 12 (06:51):
And then and then another fella shouted.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Go Jesus, Go.
Speaker 12 (07:00):
Tell you what wasn'n exuberant cheerleader for the Lord that one?
Well then everyone started hanking. Why just leaned out my
window and started waving and smiling all those loving peoples,
and you know what, they hawked Even more so I
hawked my horn a few times, just to sharing the love.
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And I tell you, there must have been a man
from Florida back there, because I heard him yelling something
about a sonny beach. And then there was another fellow
waving in the most pecular way I ever saw, with
only his.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Nettle figure stuff up in lawn.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Why to know?
Speaker 12 (07:41):
So I asked my teenage grandson, he's sitting in the
back seat, what that meant. He said, well, it was
probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. I was
so tickled. I've never met anyone from Hawaii. So I
leaned out the window.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Game with good luck signing right back.
Speaker 12 (08:01):
All my grandsons, so caught up in the spirit, just
burst out laughing. Oh he laughed even he was enjoying
this religious experience we all were having. And a couple
people were so caught up in the joy of the
moment that they got out of their cars and started
walking towards me. I bet they just wanted to pray
or ask me what church I attended. But this is
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when I noticed that the lod had changed. So I
waited all my brothers and sisters, and I decided I
just need to drive on through that intersection. And I
noticed that I was the only car that got through
the intersection before the light changed again, and I feel
kind of said that I had to leave them after
all that love we shared. So you know what I did.
(08:44):
I slowed the car down, lean out the window, gave
them all that Hawaii goodn't luckside one last time as
a crouble. Oh, praise Lord for such wonderful Christians, folks.
I thank you, sweet Boss for letting me stop by.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Now wait, that's we don't bob go. You know, hands
is Hawaiian.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Go wanting a big show is on the radio. All right,
let's bring him in.
Speaker 8 (09:45):
What's up my niggles?
Speaker 11 (09:47):
What?
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Wait a minute, maybe that should be what's up my niggles?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
No, that's not much.
Speaker 8 (09:53):
You got me straight tripping boo.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
You've got me straight tripping boo.
Speaker 8 (09:58):
Don't hate on me. I want to make you laugh.
I'm here to bring joy. Hit it. Stephen Randy By.
Once upon a time there was a class room.
Speaker 13 (10:10):
The teacher said, George, go to the map and find
North America. So George went up and said, here it is.
Teacher said correct, Now, class who discovered America? And the
class said, George, what's the difference between roast beef and
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pea soup? I don't know anyone can roast beef. A
beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on
Rodeo drive. No, she was in Texas, very fancy rodeo.
(10:52):
I haven't eaten anything in four days, the beggar said.
She looked at him and said, I wish I had
your will power. What is the best birth control for
senior citizens?
Speaker 6 (11:07):
What?
Speaker 8 (11:08):
Nay?
Speaker 13 (11:13):
Why should you plug your ears when you meet a
tennis player because he makes a lot of racket. Some
third grader somewhere is going to tell that later today.
What did the fisherman say to the magician? What pick
a cod? Any cod? Why did the leopard baseball pitcher retire?
(11:37):
Why he threw his arm out? And now I end
with a bang. With a funny story. This guy as
though he was on the side of the road, hitch
hiking on a very dark night and in the middle
of a storm stormy thunder sounds real Well, the night
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was rolling and no car went by. The storm was
so strong he could hardly see.
Speaker 8 (12:12):
You feed ahead up, who's out there?
Speaker 13 (12:18):
Suddenly he saw a car coming towards him, and it stopped.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Will sounder.
Speaker 13 (12:25):
And the guy, without thinking about it, got in the
car and closed the door, just to realize there's nobody
behind the wheel. Well, the car starts slowly. The guy
looks at the road and sees a curve coming his way. Scared,
he starts to pray, begging for his life, when just
before he hits the curve, a hand appears through the
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window and moves the wheel. The guy paralyzed in terror.
Watch how the hand appears every time before a curve.
The guy, keathery strength, gets out of the car and
runs to the nearest town. He goes into a bar
and asks for two shots of tequila and starts telling
everybody about the horrible experience He went through. A silence
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enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was crying and
he wasn't drunk.
Speaker 14 (13:14):
How did this sound?
Speaker 13 (13:18):
About half an hour later, two guys walked in the
same bar. The other looked at the other and said, look,
that's the ay hold that got in the car while
we were pushing it. Yeah, am I finished amusing y'all?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah, quite like a clown.
Speaker 8 (13:40):
But see you losers like, good morning everybody.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
The big show is on the radio. Hang on, we're
gonna show.
Speaker 8 (13:48):
Our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 15 (13:51):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I didn't want to play in summer stuff. I have
one line. I forgot it.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Thank god I can write down old my pets.
Speaker 16 (14:09):
I'm the dump Boy and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. It's
Friday morning. Tell me about the party growing. Fat Boy
showed up, just grew by another three hundred pounds, racing fat.
Speaker 8 (14:55):
Boy and joining us.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Time off before you, yes, assumes duties.
Speaker 14 (15:00):
Good news, girls, he's available, so he sorry. This weekend
is basically to take one.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Room to work.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
I'll tell you what work are you.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
He's in the public relations business. That's right.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
He won the time and he's masking me in the gate.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
All right, uh said, we got We're gonna be playing
beat the Blonde here. It's just a couple of minutes.
That will be your next chance to join the winner's
Kevin Pollock should be joining us as well. It's here
to go, so good. Let's uh, let's get to this
right here. Tay about, Well, look at this, Moesha is
in the house. We're gonna come back. We'll set up
We're gonna meet Kevin Pollock and We're gonna play with
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Lisa and uh beat the Blonde and say if Kevin
wants to play and uh bam bam bam glass of bed.
So we enter the last hour the Big Show. Hey,
can we build a fort too?
Speaker 7 (15:54):
God?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Hang on, all right, y'all, The Big Show is on
the radio, and theang is all here.
Speaker 17 (16:01):
Hey, gang, there's anybody nearby the studio that has something
that could kill me?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Already hazy when my buds come over? Wrote already look
around five baby in this room, baby dolls.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
Yeah, fine, Yeah, it.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Looks like it looks like a police lineup. And Kevin
Pollack is here. Academy Award nominee Kevin Pollack, Kevin, I
believe you know the rest of the usual suspect. Yes,
So you started out as a as a comic.
Speaker 17 (16:41):
Yeah, over twenty years ago I started doing stand up comedy,
and uh, last ten years got kind of busy with
the movie stuff, and I hadn't done clubs really in
almost ten years. And this last year I set out
on a thirty city tour and it went great. So
I've extended into the new year, and I'm thrilled to
be here in Charlotte.
Speaker 14 (16:57):
I know that the the the Holy Girl for comics
is usually being invited to perform on the Tonight Show,
and you actually turned the opportunity down, Is that right?
Speaker 17 (17:05):
Well, I, you know, started out real young, and so
I sort of studied the stand ups on the Tonight Show.
And this was back in the day when you could
count the number of stand ups that were in the country.
And by the time I got a chance to do
the Tonight Show, so many people had been on this
show that it sort of diluted the specialness of standing
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on the Little Star and doing six minutes and having
Johnny give you the okay sign. But what still seemed
magical to me was if you could get your ass
to the couch and make Johnny laugh sitting there like
you know, Roddy Dangerfield and Don Rickles and Steve Martin
and Albert Brooks and all these guys would sit there.
So that became the fantasy. So when they asked me
to do stand up on the show, I had the
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wherewithal to say, look, I want to do the show.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I'd love to do the show.
Speaker 17 (17:52):
I know there's a protocol and you can't just bring
me right to the couch, but I'm willing to wait
till I have a movie or a TV show to promote,
neither of which did I have at that time, so
that you can bring me to the couch because I
feel that's where I'm going to have an impact. Because
I always did impersonations in my acting. Johnny fancied himself
an impressionist at times, you know. So I and when
I finally did do the show, which was about a
year later, and I did the peter fulk Columbo character,
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you know, and I did the one eye moving.
Speaker 18 (18:17):
Johnny, excuse me, sure, I hate the body he fell off,
He fell off the chair.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
He was laughing.
Speaker 17 (18:25):
And I became irregular and was on the show four
times a year until he retired. So, you know, it
was one of those few instances in my career where
I sort of took the reins and said, let's do
this the right way.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Hey man, that's cool, Yeah, the way that we're say,
Randy stupid.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Tell me.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
So, was was acting always a part of your master plan? Well,
it's what I really wanted to do.
Speaker 17 (18:48):
Was pre teen, you know, had dreams about being in movies,
and it would walk out of a movie theater and
just sort of locked in on one of the characters,
and before I knew what I was doing an impersonation
of the person. And then that sort of was this
fluke gift thing that I just stumbled into. And my friends,
you know, we'd having beers out for the game or
whatever on a Friday night and they'd put me up
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on the picnic table and make me do Nixon and
Marlon Branda's Godfather and whatever the characters were in the
late seventies, you know, And next thing I knew, I
was doing clubs by the time I was eighteen nineteen
years old. So yeah, it just just got sidetracked into
it and it became a profession.
Speaker 14 (19:25):
Which we're talking about your William Shatner yesterday here in
the studio, and it was like I was like, you know,
the thing about it is that impression that you do
with William Shatner is one that has been so influential
that when other people do William Shatner, they're really doing
you doing William Shatton.
Speaker 17 (19:39):
Well thanks, yeah, Well he was kind enough to create
pause acting, and that's of course when you pause, nobody
knows why.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
The thrill of a lifetime. He did a.
Speaker 17 (19:53):
Book, Don't you Love How his chest comes into the
room before he does.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Uh, and sometimes stays after he leaves. That's right. Yeah,
he did had a book out called Get a Life.
If you remember that Sorry night Live schedule. He says,
to the tricky is you people, get a life.
Speaker 7 (20:13):
Uh.
Speaker 17 (20:14):
So he went around all these conventions, start trek conventions,
dressed up in a mask and a costumes so no
one would not it was him, And he had a
tape recorder and disguised his voice, and he interviewed all
the trickies for this book to find out, you know,
just what the hell's going on there.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
And then he called me up.
Speaker 7 (20:30):
As well.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
You know, it's quite the research project that you think
about it, you know, while they're earth bound, to find
out just what the hell's going on.
Speaker 19 (20:42):
So uh, he called me up and said, you know,
I'm doing this, He said, I'm doing this book, Kevin
on What I'd like to do is have a chapter
where you explain, uh to the readers how to do
the consummate Captain cook compression.
Speaker 17 (20:58):
So now I'm flattered beyond this is unbelievable. But I
say to him, you know, this is very flattering, mister Shatner.
But but why would this be in the book. Well,
it'll be fun and camping. We'll have fun with him,
and also the objective is hopefully it'll stop people from
coming up to me and doing their crappy and pressures.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah. So it was a thrill beyond belief. What has
been like your favorite role? Well, the Grand Pile Men movies.
Speaker 17 (21:27):
Working with Mathout Lemon was beyond insane as opportunities go.
I mean, these are two of the all time grades.
And playing Mathou's son was just stupid, quite frankly, because
you're talking about an icon who knows everything and you
know nothing. And you know, when you first meet someone
like that, you work yourself up about what the first
thing you're going to say.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Is, and you know you're going to step in it,
you know, just going to make an ass out of yourself.
Speaker 17 (21:52):
So sure enough I went up to him and said, so, Walter,
script's pretty good, huh, And he said, the script sucks, kid.
I I book Eat two million, and you know in
that movie, I'm chasing after Daryl Hannah, she's a tall girl,
had to go up on her. But but you know,
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Mathou and Lemon, you know, it's like studying at the
feet of Jedi masters, you know, with these guys, and
Mathow is probably the best person I've ever met at
music and literature. And then he also loved to shock
people with a dirty mouth, which was especially funny coming
from that sour puss faces.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
You know.
Speaker 17 (22:35):
When we did the sequel, which was geniusly entitled Grumpier
Old Man. Yeah, I think Tank from Mensa came up
that title for us.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I'm on my way the first day of rehearsal. I'm
all excited because it's.
Speaker 17 (22:47):
Like a reunion of the first cast, you know, getting
together do the sequel. Until I walk in the room
and I see her sitting there, and I remember, oh
my god, that's right. They added Sophila n to the sequel.
She's sitting like Italian royalty, just dripping an elegance, so
much so I noticed everybody around her is silent, not
wanting to say the wrong thing. Just then Mathow arrives
walked straight out to the field the Wren, having never
met before in either their lives or careers, and says.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Great to meet you, love to eat you. Yeah, and
all of our chins fell to the floor. And then
she's she was very cool. She just said, oh, Wow,
and he said, I'm not kidding everybody else. Clear up,
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there's work to be doing. That's awesome. Kevin. Kevin Pollock
is on the road. He's and shot at North Carolina. Dude,
you know you schedule but hard Well, actually.
Speaker 17 (23:48):
I know you're sending a kid. They can go to
a website Kevin Pollack dot net. That my production office
put this thing together so that it's got all the
tour dates all across the country.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
And uh, well listen, can you can you hang out
and play We're gonna play Beat the Blonde with Lisa.
It's kind of like a Hollywood Squares thing, but we'll
just like team all up together. Sign me up?
Speaker 5 (24:06):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah, In fact, that the rest of you could take
a break one night. Hundred big shows your toe for
a loud across America, be calling nine. We play with
you next.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Good onting.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
The Big Show was on the radio. Kevin public is
in the studio.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (24:47):
I just finished my paper out in time to get
out and start doing the radio.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
You know, I think it's a part of people get out.
Speaker 17 (24:54):
You know, we've been here now for quite a while,
you know, get out and take your lives back and
the chance to come out the comedy club and have
some laughs. A great idea.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
People concerned about this and that and biological threat. You know,
I have a possible solution for that.
Speaker 17 (25:05):
By the way, when they think there's a potentially contaminated area,
instead of sending in the guys in the hermetically sealed suits,
just sending a little white goose. And if the goose
comes out and says, then.
Speaker 20 (25:17):
You know, hey, Lisa, Hey, Johnny, Jilly about that?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
She said, tentatively, Lisa, ain't it coolby my friend?
Speaker 20 (25:38):
It's code of him.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Don't ever embarrass me in front of my friends.
Speaker 14 (25:45):
Like, oh, Johnny, these aren't really your friends.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
All right, Well, let's meet our contessa. Shall we head
a round here? Bill from uh Berylville, Maryland? Hello?
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Bill?
Speaker 14 (25:59):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
You woke the dog?
Speaker 7 (26:03):
Is that your dog?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Or ours? Was that is that ours? Yeah's done?
Speaker 5 (26:11):
All right?
Speaker 7 (26:12):
All right?
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Bill?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
How are you doing this morning?
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Man?
Speaker 14 (26:14):
I'm not too bad.
Speaker 13 (26:15):
How about y'all?
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Doing good?
Speaker 8 (26:17):
Lisa?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
And Kevin?
Speaker 14 (26:19):
Hey, Lisa, Hey, Kevin?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 5 (26:26):
He just woke up?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
All right?
Speaker 12 (26:30):
Well?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Bill, you know how we're gonna do it? We will
ask uh Lisa, and of course she can ask Kevin,
but Lisa will have final say so on the answers,
agree or disagree. Three bills for three buzzers and you win,
all right. According to history books, Queen England the first
was the first to wear this feminine accessory. Who is
Queen England the first crackhead history? Don't you've been reading Queen?
(26:55):
Maybe Elizabeth England the first? Oh yeah, Elizabeth England. Yeah,
remember she got promoted. So what's the question? See the
question is suspect right away?
Speaker 7 (27:06):
It's Queen Elizabeth.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Oh okay, Queen Elizabeth. All right, love England. Yeah you're
missing okay, yeah, yeah, two little letters. Screw the whole
thing up, don't She was the first to wear this
feminine accessory? Was it a a bra, B, silk stockings
or c A thong? That would explain it. Look she
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always had on his face, explained the wave. They always
for designing a thong. It's to get rid of the
panty lines.
Speaker 8 (27:43):
Of the panty lines.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I'll tell you how to do that.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
Just don't wear.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
You want to win this? Listener? Oh god, okay, silk stocking. Wait,
silk stockings. That what you're going to say?
Speaker 21 (27:55):
Well, yeah, because veg just had their one hundredth year
anniversary and is a four or five pages devoted to
the history.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Of stockings, devoted to the thumbs. So I agree, okay, Bill,
they seem pretty sure about silk stockings. Agree or disagree?
You'll agree with that? Well, absolutely, I'm wearing some now.
Is that a problem? What was the first tropical storm
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to be named after a man? Was it A? Adam
b Bud or c Charlie Adam Budd? Worship?
Speaker 18 (28:42):
Let's check the weather, my peer. Yeah, looks like storm
Bud's gonna kick our ass today, Storm Bud. Gosh, I
don't think that's it.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
I don't think either. And Adam's a little too obviously
as it was the first man.
Speaker 21 (29:00):
Well also, but they start at the beginning of the alphabet.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Hello, first tropical status A. You're gonna go with at him?
Let's get what do you think up to you.
Speaker 20 (29:12):
With at him?
Speaker 5 (29:14):
I agree with you?
Speaker 8 (29:15):
Agree?
Speaker 15 (29:16):
Well, you are wrong.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Was it Charlie?
Speaker 5 (29:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
No, it was a.
Speaker 20 (29:28):
Hook line and singer.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
You knew that because you figured out that's when they
started switching names. So A was a woman, then B
was Bud? Is that exactly? Yeah, of course that's exactly.
All right, one bell, one buzzer.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
All right, here you go.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
What day of the week was Tuesday?
Speaker 18 (29:46):
Weld born on one of the choices.
Speaker 8 (29:53):
Up for grabs?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
It's up for grabs, all right, I'll say you exactly.
You agree or disagree? Hold on there, Bill, what's working on?
You're looking at me like a deer caught in the headline?
Are you thinking Tuesday is just too damn obvious?
Speaker 20 (30:18):
That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (30:20):
And then but then it's totally up for grabs, and
you just have to throw darts at a board. So
you kind of have to go it Tuesday, don't you well,
because if it's not, who cares?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Is my answer? I look at it. I don't really care.
One day she was born, I am. I'll tell you
what it better be. Tuesday. She got screwed big time.
Speaker 20 (30:47):
It's Tuesday, Tuesdayday.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Final answer, Tuesday, Bill, I'll agree. For God's thought, it
was a trick question. All right, here we go. In America,
people who are mourning wear black to express grief. What
color do the Japanese wear? Is it a red, B,
(31:12):
white or C glay?
Speaker 5 (31:15):
See? What great.
Speaker 20 (31:21):
Clay?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
What do y'all think?
Speaker 21 (31:25):
What are you going with I'm leaning towards red only
because remember when you guys are in Japan, you brought
back the history of fashion in pan booklets.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
We picked him up at the place. I'm not buying
this at all right after right after we went to
Pokemon Center.
Speaker 21 (31:46):
No, really, I think it's red because when you did,
when you did get to see the Big Buddha, I
have those pictures of he was dead, red smiled, blood death.
Speaker 20 (32:00):
Uh red.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Well, Kevin, you got your work cut out for you.
Really well, it was red white, red white or gray
and glay? Well you know it.
Speaker 17 (32:15):
Red again seems too obvious, only because it was like
the color of that the Kama Cozies. I feel gray
for some reason, but that's just because of the stocking.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
So I'm gonna go with I'll go with you on
red srip. Okay, okay, all right, Bill, if you get this,
you win. They absoluly right. We gave it to you. Congratulations, Bill,
you did good, buddy. I did hold on Jackie Twins.
Speaker 8 (32:52):
And get your information.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah the first off, color did Kevin turned your here?
Speaker 5 (33:02):
Hey?
Speaker 14 (33:02):
Can I say hey somebody?
Speaker 5 (33:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (33:04):
Go ahead, Bill, Hey, I want to say hey to
Rachel Man.
Speaker 14 (33:06):
All right, Bill, take shut you listen, Bill Maryland, hang
on just a second.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
So Johnny, where y'all going later? Good morning to make
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in the high where my spot is at all? Right,
y'all hold on your second him cat, Hey, give it
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to the hip with the hip help Hobby, you don't
stop the rocking to the bang bang. We're gonna say
up jump the buggy to the rhythm of the buggy
to beat book.
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(35:01):
with the big caterpillar.
Speaker 20 (35:02):
I'm cool.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
I ain't no fool.
Speaker 14 (35:04):
I just opened up my own speech in school.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
MC blakon.
Speaker 14 (35:08):
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Speaker 1 (35:09):
See me coming. You're going to be hating. I'm catboy.
Peep that boy. My spotter's a whole lot better.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
Than that boy.
Speaker 14 (35:16):
Kilo Minilla, big caterpillar. When I hit the mic, it's
always a fella that ain't enough to.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Make you flip your wig.
Speaker 14 (35:23):
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Speaker 1 (35:30):
Box girls go around the outside. You down with CT,
You down with CT, You down with c ach I
that's enough.
Speaker 7 (35:43):
It is mess now peace.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
We are way to your mama.
Speaker 14 (35:47):
And now.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Good morning. Egg Joey's on the radio. Kevin Pollock, seell
hanging out with this yout. We appreciate that, Kevin, my pleasure.
You guys are nuts, all right. Well let's break him
on here. Rob Currents from the USS Theodore Roosevelt, Good morning.
Speaker 11 (36:32):
Robbed, good morning. We've we've had a really tough couple
of days. Trying to get ahold of you guys, but
with the sun spots and everything. But we're glad we
finally got through.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Okay, cool, we are too. Randy, you were right it
was sun spots. Yeah, I know, Randy Gallon. Sunspots was
our problem.
Speaker 8 (36:46):
Rob.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
We have someone special in here with us this morning,
Kevin Pollock. He's an Academy Award nominee. Say, grumpy old man,
A grumpy old man like a few good men. That's right.
You're you're like a bad attorney against Uncle Cruzian to
me more.
Speaker 11 (36:59):
Yeah, yeah, man, he was the one who really had
the ethics, that's right, right, glad you remember and in
the usual stuff sect you're the one that actually did
steal the parts that everyone was getting rounded up for.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Hey, we got ourselves a fan. Yeah yeah, there should
have called you earlier.
Speaker 9 (37:13):
This guy's.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
They just couldn't believe there was a jew in town,
so that's why they brought me over here. So I'm
glad you called in. We've all had our picture made
with it.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (37:30):
Yeah, Well, god speed and we'll enjoy that joke.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Okay, good god speed and keep up the great word.
Speaker 11 (37:41):
Oh thank you so much. I really appreciate that. We
we do enjoy your movies. A Few Good Men is
in heavy rotation here on the tr We played that
one about every three weeks out here.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
All right, be sure requested a lot.
Speaker 17 (37:52):
Be sure to tell the men because this question comes
up to me a lot. Not only is Tom Cruise straight,
but he's so heterosexual he would make Bill Clinton look
like the homecoming Queen of gay Pride day.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Wow, how about that? Have you actually seen the homecoming Queen?
Speaker 5 (38:11):
Then?
Speaker 10 (38:12):
I think I'm looking at her now.
Speaker 11 (38:21):
A couple of the people here we want to say
hey to you this morning, so I'm going to put
them on the phone.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Right all right, we have a couple of people going off.
Speaker 11 (38:31):
Sorry I was eating some beef Turkey's all right? So
this jerkey is great, It's really it's really gone fast.
If y'all can spare anymore. We have five thousand people
on board the crow.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Wow, Absolutely, we'll do that.
Speaker 11 (38:45):
That rumor is going around the ship.
Speaker 5 (38:46):
More than that.
Speaker 11 (38:47):
We're going to pull into Tihiti on the way home.
So I want to hand you over to the p
a O. He wants to say hi to y'all too.
Mister Pollock himself to hear you.
Speaker 9 (38:55):
Okay, Hey guys, it's been a few weeks since I
last talked to you.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
How you doing, Yes, sir, we are doing fine. Are
you holding up? I'm holding up all right?
Speaker 5 (39:03):
Man.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
We got Kevin Pollock here.
Speaker 9 (39:06):
That's fantastic. I'm Jewish too soon Now you got two
Jews talking on the radio and show it.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Keep it down. Now they're going to start a band.
That's the So you guys are doing all right there?
Speaker 5 (39:20):
Huh.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
We're doing well considering we've been one hundred and twenty
two days I think or something around that and only
had about four beers since then. We're looking forward to
our next two beers coming up here in a couple
of weeks though.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
All right, man, we y'all keep up the good work.
What do you think about you? And I'm glad we
can get this hook up? Man, Thank you very much.
Speaker 9 (39:38):
Yeah, well, this is this is great. Love the beef jerky,
love the babecue, sauce, sauce, the only All right, I'm
a Jewish Yankee.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
All right, you're accepted. Yeah, we love you.
Speaker 5 (39:57):
You know.
Speaker 9 (39:57):
I've been eating this jerky, but I never found out
if it was kosher or not, if you wanted to. Yeah,
all right, Hey guys, thanks a lot, Kevin, thanks for
taking the time chat with us. We really appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
My pleasure, real proud of you.
Speaker 17 (40:14):
Come home safe and uh, come home soon because our
president's passing out eating pretzels now.
Speaker 9 (40:22):
Hey, but at least we know the pretzels a kosher the.
Speaker 11 (40:26):
Bye guys, Okay, bye bye, Hey, thank you so much, guys.
I really appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Rob, thank you. I'm glad we were able to get
in touch this morning. So listen, you guys, have a
good weekend. Tell everybody about the deal. We'll get you
more beaf jerkie and say some takes over.
Speaker 11 (40:40):
Getting autographed with Kell. Kevin. We please get a couple
of your autographs sent out here. I really appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
You can have as many as you want. I'll get
the information.
Speaker 11 (40:48):
Well, but really, Kevin, Usual Suspects was the first DVD
I bought when I when I bought my DVD player.
Speaker 17 (40:59):
That's great and I really appreciate that, and I would
I'll get all the information actually here and send out
as many as I can.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
It won't be five thousand and five lines, but it'll
be an armful okay so much.
Speaker 11 (41:09):
We appreciate that. Bet Okay, take care, John Boy, Billy,
You'll have a great time.
Speaker 7 (41:13):
We love you'all.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Tell him by everybody be safe, all right. Thanks magging
out with us this morning, Jill that it's a pleasure.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
I appreciate Okay, all right, fine then I guess we're
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