May 24, 2024 • 45 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
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Tiger's manner. Get all in right now, time five Man
the Machine. Burt Chryscher joins us on the line. Been
telling you this morning about the fully loaded comedy festival
(02:10):
backed by popular demand. We got bird on the line
right here, Burt, Burt, Burt, what's up up?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
How you doing? Brother Man? So good to talk to you,
doing awes.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Of good to hear you too. Man, hadn't talked to
you since your movie came out. Loved that movie, Man,
I really did.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you. It's been a
wild year. I've had a wild, crazy year. We just
finished at Tom Brady Roast like two weeks ago. I
just wrapped up my talk Off World tour in Austin,
and I got two weeks off before we start to
have fully loaded.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
So it's been a wild year man.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Okodden, take you two weeks and then get going. Gonna
be hitting some big show cities to making Georgia June
the twelfth, at the thirteenth, Charleston, South Carolina, Savannah, Georgia, Rogers, Arizona,
Orange Bee, Shallow, Obama. That's just covering the month of June.
So Burt, tell us what you got with you on
(03:05):
the road, buddy.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
I'm bringing the best comics in the country to all
these markets. And these are all markets that traditionally most
comics don't hit. I hit them because that's where I play.
But I'm bringing all these comics into place. We're going
to Orange Beach, Alabama. There is not a comedy club
in Orange Beach, Alabama. I'll tell you that right now.
You can throw a mullet and that's about it. But
I'm bringing them down there to the wharf and we
are doing shows. I got Big Jay Ogerson, David Telo,
(03:28):
Mark Norman Whitney, Cummings, Bobby Lee, Tony Hinchcliff, he just
killed on the road. I got the best comics in
the country. Every night ten comics and secret time. We
got the biggest music stars out there that are coming
in to pop in for shows. I just talked to
Hardy yesterday. He said he's going to try to make
down to Orange Beach, Alabama.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I got calls out to the big dogs.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Guys that shout you out in their songs are all
coming out and stop them by and doing guest sets.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Man, that is awesome, buddy. And now Hardy is the
man that mentioned the big show.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, Buddy, I was drinking on a plane listen to
that song and he mentioned you guys, and I went.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Shut off me too. How cool is that?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
How cool is that?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Look? You never you never get start. You never get
over the star struckiness. When you get mentioned in something
and someone knows who.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
You are, You're like, shut up nice, That's the thing
about it.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Have one.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Robert Earl Keane, you know, wrote a song about he
and his friends in Charlotte, and then the even the
title track of What I Really Mean his album Like
that just blew us away. We knew it was comedy,
he said he was. But with with Hardy, yeah, I
had no idea, no idea. Yep, that's awesome. Well, Bert man,
you got it going on, Buddy, And that's so neat.
I mean we talked about going to place like Orange Beach,
(04:43):
Alabama and Rog's Arizona, Savant Challes. I mean stuff like
those are your people and they don't get a chance
to see live comedy like that. That is awesome. You're
doing it like that bird.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Comedy has been you know, comedy is dictated by those
that it used to be the tastemakers. And the tastemakers
were in Ohio and and Atlanta and New York and
LA and I think a lot of places like Brandon, Mississippi,
and mac and Georgia got overlooked just because it wasn't
on routing. And when I started touring, I found that
I had fans there through the podcast, and so I
started doing theaters and then I started doing arenas in
(05:16):
these markets and now I just go out. I love
this festival is an outdoors festival. We do a lot
of amphitheaters. We do a couple of arenas, but we
do a lot of amphitheaters, a baseball park here and there,
and I love to get people outdoor in the summer,
big events. If the Tom Brady Roast proved anything, it's
that three hours of comedy works, and we're bringing four
(05:36):
hours of comedy and we're bringing some musical guests. And
it's just a party for me at summer camp. My
daughters go out on tour with us, My wife runs it.
I bring my favorite comics in the world, the funniest people.
We go four comics and an intermission, another four comics,
maybe a musical guest, maybe a guest DJ. But it's
just an outdoor party. It's a reason to get out
this summer and watch a sunset and have a cold
(05:58):
beer with people you love.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
That's awesome. And I know, man, when we were talking
to you, when you were the first we heard of
doing drive in theaters during the pandemic and all that,
what a great idea that was with all about and
this kind of came from that. I guess you like
nim aanthetheaters, out door summer time.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Man, first one I did was in North Carolina in
a rock quarry and it was in the pandemic sun setting.
I mean, you plucked me out of twenty twenty and
put me in nineteen forty and it was gorgeous. It
was an old, old, old drive in movie theater. And
I called my agent and I said, book me more
of these. I ended up doing sixty cities I did.
(06:35):
I think I did ninety shows and I had a
blast outdoors. It was just a fun, great, a new
way to experience comedy. And I called my agent when
I was done, we got out of the pandemic. I said,
I'm not done with this outdoor thing. I want to
do more outdoor shows. I want to make it bigger.
I want to take all my friends out and make
it the biggest comedy festival there is. And right now,
without a doubt, it is the biggest comedy festival there is.
(06:57):
And I've got the best talent coming to the greatest
place in the country and awesome.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Well, last year I saw a record breaking attendance for
the Loaded, Fully Loaded Comedy Festival. This year even larger.
Find Out where Burt's gonna be playing when it hits
your city? For what amphitheater? I'm seeing the Orange Beach,
I went the Wharfamp. You got the Walmart Ampton, Arkansas,
there in Savannah and Market Arena, Joseph p Riley Junior
(07:22):
Park in Charleston.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Then, and you can't throw a rock at the Internet
without hitting him. On some podcast he's on fifty podcasts. Well,
I'll follow him.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
We got him for you fully loaded festival dot com.
All the cities and details there Burt Burtburt dot com.
But follow Burt like I said, no trouble doing that.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Bird.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
We're proud of you, buddy, really glad you're having success
and you're doing it the right way.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
My man.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Well, I love you guys, and if you guys can
make it out to a show, I would love to
have you come out on stage and do a little something.
You know, maybe we got doctor Phil coming out with
Adam Ray does doctor Phil.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Maybe he could interview you guys.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
You know, I still got my good gun. I could
do the pregnant Demi Moore from back in the day.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah you can.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
You can do a pro a pregnant prom photo.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Alright, Bert, thanks for joining us, buddy.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Well, hope to get up with you soon this.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I love you guys. I will talk to you too.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
And a good deal man go to Bert Bert Burt
dot com or fullyloaded festival dot com. He's doing it right. Idea. Well,
let's play I.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
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Speaker 1 (09:24):
Right now, let's play Beat the Blonde.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yes Weet a contestant out of Southeast Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Robert, Good morning, Robert, Robert.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
You haven't picked him up? Jackie saying I hadn't.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Well, that might help me. Wait, Robert, are you there?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I'm I was just bragging on my colors. I learn
on the fall, see Pride going before a fall, dog
gone it.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Every time you do that, I imagine you wing this occasionally
at home, just standing in front of your phone.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
On come on, whatever makes you have me.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I'm here for you.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Ah right, Robert.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
You know how to play this game, don't you, Buddy?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Okay, well let's jump right into it. Then two bells
before two buzzers will win it. That's what we need
to know.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Taylor.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Let's look at your horse. Looking at Tatter's horse. Here, Robert,
your horse has forty teeth? Is it a boy horse
or a girl horse?
Speaker 7 (10:34):
Okay, you know there's a better way to know their
places to look for that.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Well, this wakes a little longer.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
It takes a little while longer when I see you
got a bendos all.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
Right, okay, all right, you want to look at your mouth.
It's a girl horse.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Taylor says it's a girl horse. Robert, agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (10:56):
Agreed?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Wow, that was the thing to do, Robert, knowing it
was a boy horse. Most males have forty females only
thirty six teeth, I know. So you know you save
counting four teeth. That saves a little time. If you
hit thirty section, there's no more teeth.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
No more teeth count count. Okay, so I think getting
their mouth opened probably be.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, you have to see the vet. They got this
weird thing. Yeah, it's like what's them on there?
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Like?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, I want to go on and make fun of them.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
My dentist has one of those Seddy used it on you.
We're moving on, Robert.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
You got one right, buddy, one more and we're going forward.
That prize bug so Tayler. Actress Betty White once mentioned
in an interview that whenever young girls ask her for
advice on breaking in the show business, she told them
to get something first, get.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
What, get undressed?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
No bet.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Like that.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
She said to get an education.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Get an education? Robert agree or disagreed?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
And that wasn't.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Oh good that there? Congratulations got Robert. That we go
lord Tiger's prize back head over to Tennessee for you, buddy.
Speaker 9 (12:27):
You got it, brother, I got. I got some good
news for you, brother.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
All right, Me and Jackie getn't married? Is that right?
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Can I come to wedding?
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
I bring.
Speaker 9 (12:38):
I'm bringing the ring over the mountain brothers for long?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
All right, Well, I've been looking forward to that, Robert,
what are you gonna do with hill Billy in the family?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Probably having my rest?
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Hey, now you better.
Speaker 9 (12:53):
Ask some mom money come give me.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Well just hang on, we go. Let us look at
the ring first.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Right, I'm ranging it, brother, I'm ranging it.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah, don't worry about Roberts over the bow with jagging all.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
She said.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
She was asking about the ring because I've been coming
over the mountain.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
You'll be coming.
Speaker 8 (13:25):
M This is the award winning John Boy and Billy
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What is this.
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This be?
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Tell?
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I just love them.
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It's good.
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Oh boy, got the whole entourage, Dave, mister Latham's running
around with us to let if you went just sent
over there. Just laugh when do we point to you?
I'm all right, was just whatever you want to do
is find in. I just got to tell a quick story.
Me and old Delbert was riding down through the country
out there on the other side, going down five twenty one,
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and were past the bar, and I saw a pig
leading up against the bar, smoking a cigarette. And I said,
I can't believe that. We stopped, looked a little closer,
show enough at pigs out there. He's smoking a cigarette.
He had a wooden leg. I said, stop his car.
I got a ask. I went a bear and knocked
on the door and far him. I said, excuse me, sir,
I notice she got a pig out there. He's leaning
(15:49):
up against the bars, and he was smoking a cigarette.
He says, he smoking cigarettes. He said, we don't la
him smoking the house. I said, I seen it. I said, what, well,
another thing. I noticed, this pig's got a wooden leg
and that farm. I said, why, I tell you has
a special pig right out there. That pig is the
smartest pig ever in the history of mankind. That pig's
got a Harvard education and graduated high school. By time
(16:09):
he was three. We'll send him on to college. He's
got one of nbas from Harvard. Oh, that's a special pig,
said to come back from college. He chose just to
live here on the farm with us, he said, about
four bnths ago to Bard called on fire and it
spread to the house. Was off sleeping, that pig coming there,
Wiz passed out for smoking. Lacey that pig drag ever one,
me and my wife and two kids out in the yard.
(16:30):
Gave us CPR to Whiz revived, call the fire department
and saved the house. That's a special pig right there.
I said, well, I understand that, but that still don't
answer my question. What about that wooden leg? A farmer said, well, boy,
when you got a pig at special, you don't.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
Want to eat of all?
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It was.
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That's about it. I appreciate relations, gentlemen.
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But you can't help but love them, no matter how
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make fun of my big head. I just wish John
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Dom.
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Let's jump right in here, buddy. We're gonna talk about Well.
I know you're a big boxing guy. You love a
good fight. Let's talk about fighting.
Speaker 11 (22:29):
We had one uh in North Wilkesboro.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (22:33):
It was a bit one sided.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
But how many punches were thrown?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Tom?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
I saw one. I don't know if Kyle got back.
Speaker 11 (22:44):
No, Kyle was the receptacle. He was the receiver.
Speaker 15 (22:49):
I know that you know there was Ricky Stenhouse Junior
was furious, waited for him, went in there. They argued
when to do his holler? They argued and Stenhouse three
punch that landed, and there were two other punches that landed,
and they were thrown by Stenhouse's dad and Stenhouse. At
one point, security pasm other teams have me. He's on
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the ground. He's going, Dad, get out of here. You know,
I'm at the age where I can defend myself. Stenhouse
is not a big guy. He is not a big guy.
I post him up, but he is solid and he
strikes me as an athlete. We've both seen uh Kyle Busch,
and if you had you know how you picked teams
(23:33):
as kids. Let's see, you're picking basketball, You're picking football,
You're picking pick a ball, You're picking hot dog eating,
you are picking anything you can name. Not only would
you not pick Kyle Busch, not only would you pick
him last, you wouldn't pick them. He'd just be standing
by himself getting punched.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
I could sympathize with him, so right there, you know,
so in the house, he had some time to steal
on that.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Because you ain't leaving North Wilkesboro. If you're driving, just
goes you had the race.
Speaker 15 (24:08):
The track now no shortcuts out of there and no tunnel.
So he he went to Bush's a haller and he
parked his car. There's race car stowed away, and he waited.
And the thing that makes it cool is longest race
of the year is coming up in Charlotte on Sunday.
There's gonna be a whole lot of time to enact revenge.
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And the thing is, you know, Standhouse had a good
car and he's having a bad season, so he's still mad.
Anytime you get punched by a guy's dad, you're mad.
So you know they're both going to be furious, and
it would be interesting to.
Speaker 11 (24:42):
See what happens.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Oh yeah, we found out with Doug.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
You know, so Riggy's so the dad, Riggy's dad is
a barred man from racetrack on the racetrack for an
indefinite suspension is what they call it. And they hit
Sanhouse was seventy five grand for that punch. So yeah, wow,
I was talking about that. You know how to do that,
you think a fight was imminent and stand us through
(25:06):
the first punch. But it's not like Kyle was gonna
throw the punch because Ricky like went to him.
Speaker 15 (25:12):
Yeah, Kyle was playing defense, uh not very well. Uh
I can see banning the dad. It's kind of interesting.
You can't bandstand out. I mean, you understand why he's mad.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
Man.
Speaker 11 (25:24):
He was taken right out of the race early.
Speaker 15 (25:27):
And you understand why Kyle was mad because he thought
he didn't have enough room to move because of Stenhouse.
So it's uh, it's where racing and boxing comes together,
and I think in terms of selling tickets, that's a
good thing there.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
You go, all right, talk about right quick? Nfl OTAs
organized team activities going on this month.
Speaker 11 (25:46):
Yeah, they are going on right now, and uh you
know they go for like three days at a time.
But then it starts.
Speaker 15 (25:52):
I mean you have the mandatory mini camps in June
and then big time training camp and uh for everybody
starts July twenty nine. First game of the season is Thursday,
September five, And I got a new wrinkle this season.
Second game of the season is Friday, September sixth, So
it's really you know, pretty soon we'll be seeing grassy
(26:13):
fields covered with really sweaty guys banging into each other
and it'll be time and right.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Quick story right here in our city of Charlotte, North Carolina,
Hornet star lamellow Ball is being sued for hitting an
eleven year old kid with his SUV. One of you
can comment on that. Yeah, so let me just lay
it out for you, fir us. There's scenes, like they
say on the internet, and you go in and watch
him leave the Hornets games when he leaves the bargain
(26:41):
lot very recklessly, oh yeah, very fast and wide open,
and he's getting sued about that. Well, what's the deal
of You got it?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Tom?
Speaker 15 (26:51):
It was a fan gathering before the season began, and
that's how you know that LaMelo was healthy because they
hadn't started playing basketball. But uh, there was a light
and kid kid's love and he runs up and asks
for the autograph, and LaMelo just takes off and breaks
the kid's foot, and so they you know, you see
(27:14):
all these big guys pushing kids aside to get autographs
because they're worth money. Well, this none autograph, that play
may cost some money because the suit is for at
least twenty five grand ma'am, all right.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
We'll see what happens with that, all right, Toma. Thank
you so much money. Have a great Memorial Day weekend.
You'll be safe and we'll catch up next week.
Speaker 11 (27:35):
All right, everybody, have a great weekend, and thank you.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Thank you body.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
All yeah, Well, let's play our last rounds A worthy
word for the week one eight hundred big show. We'll
get a couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
It is to make shaw on the radio Friday morning,
May twenty four. Lay it up, meets your track, Gonna
make sure big box on you here in a minute.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Right now, let's play.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
I went everybody's head about the bed of weird.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Ever then the word ewe.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Austin from Carmichael, Pennsylvania.
Good morning, Austin, Good morning, Welcome. Then we got Andy
in from Boiling Springs, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Good morning, Andy with a eye.
Speaker 6 (28:46):
Oh, good morning, there's my baby.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
All right, Andy, welcome, y'all. You're gonna be on team Tator.
We'll have the girls against the boys in Austin, Pennsylvania.
Dad man, I like good dear honey, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Three late. I'm gonna quick.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Mumble okay, with an eye. I spent my last mercy
with an eye.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Have two eyes boring that.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Where are all going later?
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Dot?
Speaker 11 (29:14):
Some eyes?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
All right, man, Andy, you relax, Me and Austin to
go for the first thirty seconds. SR. Austin are you ready?
Speaker 9 (29:24):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Okay, start the clock now. Oh in war, he's not
your ally, he is your.
Speaker 16 (29:32):
Enemy.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Uh. This is what you work in the warehouse with
to put stuff up on the top shelf. As a machine,
you drive it two words?
Speaker 3 (29:45):
What? Yeah? Say it?
Speaker 8 (29:49):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Yes? Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
All right, I need the complete blank about this contest.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Give me all the answers.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
No, all right, we put a two on the board.
That's a hard to. That's a tough too, all right, leslie?
What and in Marcy can do with their round one?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Ready and it?
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
And go.
Speaker 7 (30:14):
When he tells a story, he tells you all.
Speaker 6 (30:16):
He tells you all of the what.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
When he tells you a story is long because he
tells you all of the whata. Yes, a blank gun
it It doesn't kill you, It just shocks you. It's
a what gun? Yes, this is your driveways made out
of little rocks.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
It's what?
Speaker 9 (30:36):
What are the little rocks?
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yep?
Speaker 7 (30:37):
Hey, you're in a You're you're in a prayer blank
it's a bunch of people in it.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Oh right, there's the buzzing down there. O three on
the board to take the lead by one.
Speaker 7 (30:53):
I picked up the hard tablet.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
All right, Austin, me and you for another thirty. Are
you ready? Yeah, okay, let's take a ready I need
to see let's say, oh, we are picking up, picking
up on the last one, starting the clock. Now, everybody
get together. I want a blank photo. Yes, uh huh,
(31:23):
blank tail? Blank tail. When you were little, you'd call
somebody this a blank tail. Soak your head and gravy,
wrap it up and bubble gum.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Send it to the navy. A blank tail. You're a
blank tail?
Speaker 3 (31:37):
What I know what?
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Oh he's not gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Well, I don't know what else to do, blank tail,
blank tail?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
About chewing gum?
Speaker 6 (31:50):
I never heard.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Just take your head and gravy, wrap it up, joe gum,
send it to the navy. Yeah now wait, all right, well,
what we're here. We put one on the board, the
tiet so now Andy and Tater. If Andy gets this word,
it's going to be over.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
So ready go okay, it's when they go and there, yes,
tattle for the wind.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yeah, okay, Austin, tattletale, tatletale. I can't get over it.
You didn't know what I was talking about.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
You, No, he did not tell.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
I was trying to get you to say the word tattle.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Well you got him to say this step scip and
you went skiptail.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Now I thought he said stick on top of that.
That's the sticks and bones may break my stones or
something like that.
Speaker 8 (32:58):
You're confused.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah, I'm trying to talk myself out of it. But
I'll just I'll just let y'all five people go. Austin,
you can try again any time, Buddy, appreciate you listening
and playing with us. And Andy, you hang on. Jackie
will get your prize pack and tell you for your victory.
Speaker 10 (33:16):
Can I give a shout out tonight?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yes, of course, go ahead, all right.
Speaker 6 (33:21):
The first part of it is I want to shout
out to Stone Man.
Speaker 9 (33:24):
I haven't talked to him in a while.
Speaker 13 (33:26):
But I'd also like to shout out to all my
family and all of you there.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Well, okay, Andy, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Austin. Would you like to do a little shout out?
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Fine?
Speaker 9 (33:34):
Nope, nothing, you can stay with you minute this Donner.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Good morning, make shows on the radio right now, Taylor's
got my inter or something Randy off from the same town,
Gastonia in North Carolina. Did y'all have the tattletale sing song?
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (33:53):
We did? Get sure what what what did y'all say,
tattletal tittlete? I don't remember, but it was exactly what
you said. Okay, But because it all sounded very familiar.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
But Taylor didn't recognize these put your head in gravy
and wrap it up in bubblegum.
Speaker 7 (34:08):
And send it to the navy.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Never heard that before. Think about it. It was put
your head in a toilet, because that did happen as well.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Well do you okay?
Speaker 1 (34:18):
All right, we'll good, well, well we'll move on.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
You all shoot me a line if you can spread
any more light on my tittle tale?
Speaker 7 (34:25):
Any Japanese dirty knees? Look at these? I don't know
if that was.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
That's a lot more fun than what we had in Graham.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Sounds like, all right, let's go for a bid requests
right here, that's what time for Norman Red. You're out
of Augusta, Georgia, and this is your request, John Boy,
can we hear Hotz racing song about tube top women?
Will of course we can't.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
We'll do it next good morning, that big show is
(35:14):
on the radio.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Good requests Norman reed out of a gusty Georgia. Yeah,
one of Hort's raising songs we had toward the co
gold to six hundred.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
This is a good and turn it up.
Speaker 16 (35:32):
Oh bring it, ladies and gentlemen. In honor of Race Week,
the Junior Nation Band would like to present a true
life tale of forbidden love and bear induced stupidity.
Speaker 9 (35:47):
Yes again.
Speaker 16 (35:55):
Saturday night, me and Delbert went to see the awesome
our race, pulled the pickup in the infield, found a
good parking space, Hace. We was boozing with losers on
the west side, and we all had a bit of
(36:15):
a buzz. A soft sweet voice said, hey, big man.
I turned around and there she was.
Speaker 9 (36:26):
A pair of forty five. Has made me open my eyes.
My temper just started to rise.
Speaker 16 (36:34):
She was a hot little honey in a tube top
and she wasn't the five foot so.
Speaker 9 (36:42):
It just was Look, she made my heart pop.
Speaker 16 (36:45):
Attitude top woman had it all. Oh. Now, I know
you're probably thinking, what this sounded like a pretty dead
young good Saturday night. Not to that, pointed Bucks Unfortunately,
as is usually the case with our bunch, there is
(37:07):
more to the story. She flopped her booty down on
the tailgate. She was cuter than a speaker. Uf Deborn said,
she looked like jail Bates. I said, I reckon, she's
old enough. The little gal was more exciting and anything
(37:33):
on the track. Pretty soon we started to test sin
and then everything faded to blind. Uh oh, well, the
next thing I knowed it was Sunday. Woke up naked
in the part of John and the little.
Speaker 9 (37:52):
Gal was gone. I was there all alone. My eye
was kind of smollen, and my wallet had been stolen out.
Our heart, little and the tube tie.
Speaker 16 (38:01):
Come to find out she was a truck went looking
for love, but I got ripped off. It's the oldest
trick in the boot. She got it all, Yep, she
got it all all. She got it all two hundred
(38:23):
and seventeen dollars in cash, my Dell Junior Fan Club,
it an iTunes gift card, and a super cuts freaking
customer deal with ten punches.
Speaker 9 (38:33):
It was good for a three nosehair trim.
Speaker 16 (38:37):
I mean, she got it all, and if she's lifting,
I'd just like to say this, Hey, hey, call me.
Speaker 9 (38:44):
We'll go to six hundred. I know she'll call me
because she got my phone too.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Sure
to check out the John Mo'billy Late Risers podcast. Earlier
this morning, we had we had Rachel Rachel Faulkner Brown
is on from Folds of Honor Love for we all
to hear that interview had the end of Memorial Day weekend.
It was for you to help out. Was a great organization,
Fools of Honor going here. All right, we're going into
(39:38):
bit box. You want this for you, John Moye and
Billy out and you gotta have our agent Murray on there.
Search for keywords in the bit box, Murray the Great.
It'll pull this up. This call to Murray.
Speaker 13 (39:50):
Hello read I TI and Incorporated.
Speaker 11 (39:52):
Why Hi, Why.
Speaker 5 (39:57):
Mister Pastow, this is certainly here.
Speaker 6 (40:01):
I love your voice.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Cel How you doing, John boyn Billy here Radio pioneers,
best selling recording artist coming soon to HBO.
Speaker 13 (40:10):
Oh Murray, getting you guys one of those illegal hookups too.
Explain that my pictures still got a lot of smoke.
Speaker 6 (40:17):
No, no, no, no, Missille, We're gonna be on HBO.
Speaker 10 (40:20):
You are right who is this John Board Billy, and
you're gonna be on HBO.
Speaker 6 (40:26):
America Undercover coming soon.
Speaker 13 (40:29):
What's the topic?
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Man?
Speaker 13 (40:30):
Who can't stop telling? Oh?
Speaker 6 (40:31):
He jokes very funny. Listen, just put Murray on where
you see him.
Speaker 13 (40:36):
He's away from his desk. Hold a moment and I'll
pay him for you.
Speaker 6 (40:39):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
Hey, okay, take away?
Speaker 13 (40:48):
Who is It's who?
Speaker 12 (40:50):
It always is mine in the morning?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Good by no, no, no to him?
Speaker 6 (40:56):
You're in go ahead thinking, okay, thank you very much,
camp out Murray? Love you, yeah, and this morning we
love you too.
Speaker 10 (41:09):
In fact, you're just about our favorite person in the
whole wide world.
Speaker 13 (41:13):
Hey have you been drinking?
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Man?
Speaker 6 (41:16):
We're excited about HBO? Man, this is great.
Speaker 13 (41:19):
Was I supposed to get you one of those illegal
hookups too? You know a Seil has done nothing but
about for last week. I told her fifty bucks.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
No box, no, no, no, no, Murray, Murray.
Speaker 6 (41:31):
I'm talking about the HBO crew filming us for America Undercover.
Speaker 13 (41:35):
Hey, yeah, what's the topic? Hehaw gone, but not forgotten.
Hey man, what drama hitting babe. I'm as happy for
you as you off for you, if you know what
I mean. Yeah, I do I'm not sure I know what,
but he got exposure.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Si it man.
Speaker 6 (41:49):
I never thought i'd say this to you, Murray, But
way to go, way to go. Good job.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
This is gonna be great.
Speaker 13 (41:56):
Hey, I worked out something that's going to help your careers.
Why are you so surprised?
Speaker 6 (42:00):
Well, because it's never happened before.
Speaker 14 (42:03):
That's true.
Speaker 13 (42:04):
You know, sometimes I hit a dry spell with certain acts. Yeah,
but hey, every thirteen years or so, I'll knock one
right out of the bar.
Speaker 6 (42:12):
Well it go once again to you.
Speaker 13 (42:14):
Man, No, don't thank me. You guys made it happen.
Your couple are real troopers, you know. I mean, you've
paid your dues in this business. You deserve success because
no matter how slow things got, and they got plenty slows,
you hung in there no matter what. God for second,
how hall we put you in and we've booked you
in plenty Yet you went out and did your best.
(42:35):
You guys remind me of Irving Slotkins. Well who Irving Slotkins?
My first client twenty years ago in all of the
Slotkin family circuits. Biggest assortment of crap you ever saw
in your life. The Sight show had a bearded man. Okay,
Irvan used to do this magic ac No, he sucked
(43:00):
a truth. He called himself the great Bolcino. You've heard
of him?
Speaker 3 (43:06):
No, no, I have what?
Speaker 14 (43:08):
What?
Speaker 3 (43:08):
What was his act?
Speaker 13 (43:09):
He called people out of the audience and and let
him hit him in the head with a hammer. I
remember once he called a guy on stage, gave him
the hammer. Big guy, I mean huge guy. He waxed
serving in the head as hot as he could, knocks
him out cold. They rushed into the hospital. He flips
into a deep coma, almost no brainwave activity. Three months
later he finally wakes up. You know what His first
(43:30):
words were?
Speaker 11 (43:31):
What cut on?
Speaker 13 (43:36):
I'm telling you he was allows amutrician? But what a truth?
Speaker 6 (43:40):
Wonder where he is today?
Speaker 3 (43:42):
He did?
Speaker 6 (43:42):
Oh, don't tell me he did the trick again?
Speaker 3 (43:45):
No, no, no.
Speaker 13 (43:45):
He got a job with a cable coming, made a
fortune doing illegal HBO. Last week he is all off
a pole in the middle of a job. He was
killed instantly. Me too. He was working on my house
hold on they can have a line, good Dale, Who
is it? Volpino Junior? No, no, no, no time to
(44:07):
hold Hey, Jimbo, this is an amazing coincidence. Huh, it's
Irving Sun my run slight. I gotta take this call.
Speaker 6 (44:14):
Oh well, of course we do.
Speaker 13 (44:16):
Mean the hair on the back of my neck is
standing up. This is so amazing. Wow, listen, I want
to talk more about this HBO deal. Let's still a
lunch thing later. Are you a machine? Call my machine
and give my love to Bobby.
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That's Billy him too, and Jimbo.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
What call me?
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telling you this morning about the fully loaded comedy festival
(02:10):
backed by popular demand. We got bird on the line
right here, Burt, Burt, Burt, what's up up?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
How you doing? Brother Man? So good to talk to you,
doing awes.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Of good to hear you too. Man, hadn't talked to
you since your movie came out. Loved that movie, Man,
I really did.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you. It's been a
wild year. I've had a wild, crazy year. We just
finished at Tom Brady Roast like two weeks ago. I
just wrapped up my talk Off World tour in Austin,
and I got two weeks off before we start to
have fully loaded.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
So it's been a wild year man.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Okodden, take you two weeks and then get going. Gonna
be hitting some big show cities to making Georgia June
the twelfth, at the thirteenth, Charleston, South Carolina, Savannah, Georgia, Rogers, Arizona,
Orange Bee, Shallow, Obama. That's just covering the month of June.
So Burt, tell us what you got with you on
(03:05):
the road, buddy.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
I'm bringing the best comics in the country to all
these markets. And these are all markets that traditionally most
comics don't hit. I hit them because that's where I play.
But I'm bringing all these comics into place. We're going
to Orange Beach, Alabama. There is not a comedy club
in Orange Beach, Alabama. I'll tell you that right now.
You can throw a mullet and that's about it. But
I'm bringing them down there to the wharf and we
are doing shows. I got Big Jay Ogerson, David Telo,
(03:28):
Mark Norman Whitney, Cummings, Bobby Lee, Tony Hinchcliff, he just
killed on the road. I got the best comics in
the country. Every night ten comics and secret time. We
got the biggest music stars out there that are coming
in to pop in for shows. I just talked to
Hardy yesterday. He said he's going to try to make
down to Orange Beach, Alabama.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I got calls out to the big dogs.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Guys that shout you out in their songs are all
coming out and stop them by and doing guest sets.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Man, that is awesome, buddy. And now Hardy is the
man that mentioned the big show.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, Buddy, I was drinking on a plane listen to
that song and he mentioned you guys, and I went.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Shut off me too. How cool is that?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
How cool is that?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Look? You never you never get start. You never get
over the star struckiness. When you get mentioned in something
and someone knows who.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
You are, You're like, shut up nice, That's the thing
about it.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Have one.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Robert Earl Keane, you know, wrote a song about he
and his friends in Charlotte, and then the even the
title track of What I Really Mean his album Like
that just blew us away. We knew it was comedy,
he said he was. But with with Hardy, yeah, I
had no idea, no idea. Yep, that's awesome. Well, Bert man,
you got it going on, Buddy, And that's so neat.
I mean we talked about going to place like Orange Beach,
(04:43):
Alabama and Rog's Arizona, Savant Challes. I mean stuff like
those are your people and they don't get a chance
to see live comedy like that. That is awesome. You're
doing it like that bird.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Comedy has been you know, comedy is dictated by those
that it used to be the tastemakers. And the tastemakers
were in Ohio and and Atlanta and New York and
LA and I think a lot of places like Brandon, Mississippi,
and mac and Georgia got overlooked just because it wasn't
on routing. And when I started touring, I found that
I had fans there through the podcast, and so I
started doing theaters and then I started doing arenas in
(05:16):
these markets and now I just go out. I love
this festival is an outdoors festival. We do a lot
of amphitheaters. We do a couple of arenas, but we
do a lot of amphitheaters, a baseball park here and there,
and I love to get people outdoor in the summer,
big events. If the Tom Brady Roast proved anything, it's
that three hours of comedy works, and we're bringing four
(05:36):
hours of comedy and we're bringing some musical guests. And
it's just a party for me at summer camp. My
daughters go out on tour with us, My wife runs it.
I bring my favorite comics in the world, the funniest people.
We go four comics and an intermission, another four comics,
maybe a musical guest, maybe a guest DJ. But it's
just an outdoor party. It's a reason to get out
this summer and watch a sunset and have a cold
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beer with people you love.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
That's awesome. And I know, man, when we were talking
to you, when you were the first we heard of
doing drive in theaters during the pandemic and all that,
what a great idea that was with all about and
this kind of came from that. I guess you like
nim aanthetheaters, out door summer time.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Man, first one I did was in North Carolina in
a rock quarry and it was in the pandemic sun setting.
I mean, you plucked me out of twenty twenty and
put me in nineteen forty and it was gorgeous. It
was an old, old, old drive in movie theater. And
I called my agent and I said, book me more
of these. I ended up doing sixty cities I did.
(06:35):
I think I did ninety shows and I had a
blast outdoors. It was just a fun, great, a new
way to experience comedy. And I called my agent when
I was done, we got out of the pandemic. I said,
I'm not done with this outdoor thing. I want to
do more outdoor shows. I want to make it bigger.
I want to take all my friends out and make
it the biggest comedy festival there is. And right now,
without a doubt, it is the biggest comedy festival there is.
(06:57):
And I've got the best talent coming to the greatest
place in the country and awesome.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Well, last year I saw a record breaking attendance for
the Loaded, Fully Loaded Comedy Festival. This year even larger.
Find Out where Burt's gonna be playing when it hits
your city? For what amphitheater? I'm seeing the Orange Beach,
I went the Wharfamp. You got the Walmart Ampton, Arkansas,
there in Savannah and Market Arena, Joseph p Riley Junior
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Park in Charleston.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Then, and you can't throw a rock at the Internet
without hitting him. On some podcast he's on fifty podcasts. Well,
I'll follow him.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
We got him for you fully loaded festival dot com.
All the cities and details there Burt Burtburt dot com.
But follow Burt like I said, no trouble doing that.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Bird.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
We're proud of you, buddy, really glad you're having success
and you're doing it the right way.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
My man.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Well, I love you guys, and if you guys can
make it out to a show, I would love to
have you come out on stage and do a little something.
You know, maybe we got doctor Phil coming out with
Adam Ray does doctor Phil.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Maybe he could interview you guys.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
You know, I still got my good gun. I could
do the pregnant Demi Moore from back in the day.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah you can.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
You can do a pro a pregnant prom photo.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Alright, Bert, thanks for joining us, buddy.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Well, hope to get up with you soon this.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I love you guys. I will talk to you too.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
And a good deal man go to Bert Bert Burt
dot com or fullyloaded festival dot com. He's doing it right. Idea. Well,
let's play I.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Beat the Blonde game.
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Step up Tate Tate one eight hundred big sure you
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Speaker 1 (09:24):
Right now, let's play Beat the Blonde.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yes Weet a contestant out of Southeast Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Robert, Good morning, Robert, Robert.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
You haven't picked him up? Jackie saying I hadn't.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Well, that might help me. Wait, Robert, are you there?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I'm I was just bragging on my colors. I learn
on the fall, see Pride going before a fall, dog
gone it.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Every time you do that, I imagine you wing this occasionally
at home, just standing in front of your phone.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
On come on, whatever makes you have me.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I'm here for you.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Ah right, Robert.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
You know how to play this game, don't you, Buddy?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Okay, well let's jump right into it. Then two bells
before two buzzers will win it. That's what we need
to know.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Taylor.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Let's look at your horse. Looking at Tatter's horse. Here, Robert,
your horse has forty teeth? Is it a boy horse
or a girl horse?
Speaker 7 (10:34):
Okay, you know there's a better way to know their
places to look for that.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Well, this wakes a little longer.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
It takes a little while longer when I see you
got a bendos all.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
Right, okay, all right, you want to look at your mouth.
It's a girl horse.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Taylor says it's a girl horse. Robert, agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (10:56):
Agreed?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Wow, that was the thing to do, Robert, knowing it
was a boy horse. Most males have forty females only
thirty six teeth, I know. So you know you save
counting four teeth. That saves a little time. If you
hit thirty section, there's no more teeth.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
No more teeth count count. Okay, so I think getting
their mouth opened probably be.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, you have to see the vet. They got this
weird thing. Yeah, it's like what's them on there?
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Like?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, I want to go on and make fun of them.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
My dentist has one of those Seddy used it on you.
We're moving on, Robert.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
You got one right, buddy, one more and we're going forward.
That prize bug so Tayler. Actress Betty White once mentioned
in an interview that whenever young girls ask her for
advice on breaking in the show business, she told them
to get something first, get.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
What, get undressed?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
No bet.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Like that.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
She said to get an education.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Get an education? Robert agree or disagreed?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
And that wasn't.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Oh good that there? Congratulations got Robert. That we go
lord Tiger's prize back head over to Tennessee for you, buddy.
Speaker 9 (12:27):
You got it, brother, I got. I got some good
news for you, brother.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
All right, Me and Jackie getn't married? Is that right?
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Can I come to wedding?
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
I bring.
Speaker 9 (12:38):
I'm bringing the ring over the mountain brothers for long?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
All right, Well, I've been looking forward to that, Robert,
what are you gonna do with hill Billy in the family?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Probably having my rest?
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Hey, now you better.
Speaker 9 (12:53):
Ask some mom money come give me.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Well just hang on, we go. Let us look at
the ring first.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Right, I'm ranging it, brother, I'm ranging it.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah, don't worry about Roberts over the bow with jagging all.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
She said.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
She was asking about the ring because I've been coming
over the mountain.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
You'll be coming.
Speaker 8 (13:25):
M This is the award winning John Boy and Billy
(13:53):
Big show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Just got stair of here.
Speaker 10 (14:06):
I will give you a shot introduction and then you
go with the human push making test you.
Speaker 11 (14:10):
What is this.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
This be?
Speaker 11 (14:16):
Tell?
Speaker 10 (14:17):
Says Menda ben anestys her back again this week, not
to solo.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
I said, then on my performance last week, will you
allow me to come in talking to you? But now
in the words of Jimmy Dean, and it's time to
dance with the goober that brought you? Or is that
the words a liberachet? Why ain't wan?
Speaker 10 (14:35):
I'm back here introducing my main man. But first he
likes to say, thank you for exposure you've given me
on the broadcast.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
You're welcome because now I'm getting very popular.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
In my church.
Speaker 10 (14:47):
A lady come up and said, rather say I love
your sermons.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I just love them.
Speaker 12 (14:51):
I said, well, hurry, I'm writing down all my sermons
that I give and when I die, I'm gonna release
them in a book.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
And she said, why, I'm I'm looking fun to reading it.
Speaker 13 (15:04):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
It's good.
Speaker 10 (15:07):
Thank you very much, Jarney, thank you, thank you very much.
Oh boy, got the whole entourage, Dave, mister Latham's running
around with us to let if you went just sent
over there. Just laugh when do we point to you?
I'm all right, was just whatever you want to do
is find in. I just got to tell a quick story.
Me and old Delbert was riding down through the country
out there on the other side, going down five twenty one,
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and were past the bar, and I saw a pig
leading up against the bar, smoking a cigarette. And I said,
I can't believe that. We stopped, looked a little closer,
show enough at pigs out there. He's smoking a cigarette.
He had a wooden leg. I said, stop his car.
I got a ask. I went a bear and knocked
on the door and far him. I said, excuse me, sir,
I notice she got a pig out there. He's leaning
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up against the bars, and he was smoking a cigarette.
He says, he smoking cigarettes. He said, we don't la
him smoking the house. I said, I seen it. I said, what, well,
another thing. I noticed, this pig's got a wooden leg
and that farm. I said, why, I tell you has
a special pig right out there. That pig is the
smartest pig ever in the history of mankind. That pig's
got a Harvard education and graduated high school. By time
(16:09):
he was three. We'll send him on to college. He's
got one of nbas from Harvard. Oh, that's a special pig,
said to come back from college. He chose just to
live here on the farm with us, he said, about
four bnths ago to Bard called on fire and it
spread to the house. Was off sleeping, that pig coming there,
Wiz passed out for smoking. Lacey that pig drag ever one,
me and my wife and two kids out in the yard.
(16:30):
Gave us CPR to Whiz revived, call the fire department
and saved the house. That's a special pig right there.
I said, well, I understand that, but that still don't
answer my question. What about that wooden leg? A farmer said, well, boy,
when you got a pig at special, you don't.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
Want to eat of all?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
It was.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
That's about it. I appreciate relations, gentlemen.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
We down and we got right.
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God shut up, Ernie, get out it, Sean Boy and Dilley,
was that you ordered something dying?
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Here?
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Morning Radio?
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Done right?
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Good morning Friday Morning Sports. Tom Sorenson here on the
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More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
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Speaker 14 (19:31):
Hello, it's me Spanky, you know mister personality from the
Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. It's
not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love them, no matter how
nerve racking they are. I don't even complain when they
(19:52):
make fun of my big head. I just wish John
Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids that where the comedy hit.
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It is wonderful thing, give away time every Friday. About
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It is a small of the two.
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Show listener. Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up,
we played last rounds of wordy word for the week.
Let me to scare you, Indy, jump over there, Red
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Max Prize pack. What we're gonna play for a wordy
word right now? Okay, all right, am I right tell
you give me that look too. I'm gonna have to
quit looking at y'all ringing me out.
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I'm listening to you.
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Look Yeah, Well, up ending sentences with a comma.
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We'll jump with you.
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Well, I got Soerzen on the line.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
We're wasting his time, ain't Tom? Good morning? Sorry, buddy, No.
Speaker 11 (22:13):
No, this is really interesting.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Dom.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Let's jump right in here, buddy. We're gonna talk about Well.
I know you're a big boxing guy. You love a
good fight. Let's talk about fighting.
Speaker 11 (22:29):
We had one uh in North Wilkesboro.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (22:33):
It was a bit one sided.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
But how many punches were thrown?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Tom?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
I saw one. I don't know if Kyle got back.
Speaker 11 (22:44):
No, Kyle was the receptacle. He was the receiver.
Speaker 15 (22:49):
I know that you know there was Ricky Stenhouse Junior
was furious, waited for him, went in there. They argued
when to do his holler? They argued and Stenhouse three
punch that landed, and there were two other punches that landed,
and they were thrown by Stenhouse's dad and Stenhouse. At
one point, security pasm other teams have me. He's on
(23:10):
the ground. He's going, Dad, get out of here. You know,
I'm at the age where I can defend myself. Stenhouse
is not a big guy. He is not a big guy.
I post him up, but he is solid and he
strikes me as an athlete. We've both seen uh Kyle Busch,
and if you had you know how you picked teams
(23:33):
as kids. Let's see, you're picking basketball, You're picking football,
You're picking pick a ball, You're picking hot dog eating,
you are picking anything you can name. Not only would
you not pick Kyle Busch, not only would you pick
him last, you wouldn't pick them. He'd just be standing
by himself getting punched.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
I could sympathize with him, so right there, you know,
so in the house, he had some time to steal
on that.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Because you ain't leaving North Wilkesboro. If you're driving, just
goes you had the race.
Speaker 15 (24:08):
The track now no shortcuts out of there and no tunnel.
So he he went to Bush's a haller and he
parked his car. There's race car stowed away, and he waited.
And the thing that makes it cool is longest race
of the year is coming up in Charlotte on Sunday.
There's gonna be a whole lot of time to enact revenge.
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And the thing is, you know, Standhouse had a good
car and he's having a bad season, so he's still mad.
Anytime you get punched by a guy's dad, you're mad.
So you know they're both going to be furious, and
it would be interesting to.
Speaker 11 (24:42):
See what happens.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Oh yeah, we found out with Doug.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
You know, so Riggy's so the dad, Riggy's dad is
a barred man from racetrack on the racetrack for an
indefinite suspension is what they call it. And they hit
Sanhouse was seventy five grand for that punch. So yeah, wow,
I was talking about that. You know how to do that,
you think a fight was imminent and stand us through
(25:06):
the first punch. But it's not like Kyle was gonna
throw the punch because Ricky like went to him.
Speaker 15 (25:12):
Yeah, Kyle was playing defense, uh not very well. Uh
I can see banning the dad. It's kind of interesting.
You can't bandstand out. I mean, you understand why he's mad.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
Man.
Speaker 11 (25:24):
He was taken right out of the race early.
Speaker 15 (25:27):
And you understand why Kyle was mad because he thought
he didn't have enough room to move because of Stenhouse.
So it's uh, it's where racing and boxing comes together,
and I think in terms of selling tickets, that's a
good thing there.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
You go, all right, talk about right quick? Nfl OTAs
organized team activities going on this month.
Speaker 11 (25:46):
Yeah, they are going on right now, and uh you
know they go for like three days at a time.
But then it starts.
Speaker 15 (25:52):
I mean you have the mandatory mini camps in June
and then big time training camp and uh for everybody
starts July twenty nine. First game of the season is Thursday,
September five, And I got a new wrinkle this season.
Second game of the season is Friday, September sixth, So
it's really you know, pretty soon we'll be seeing grassy
(26:13):
fields covered with really sweaty guys banging into each other
and it'll be time and right.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Quick story right here in our city of Charlotte, North Carolina,
Hornet star lamellow Ball is being sued for hitting an
eleven year old kid with his SUV. One of you
can comment on that. Yeah, so let me just lay
it out for you, fir us. There's scenes, like they
say on the internet, and you go in and watch
him leave the Hornets games when he leaves the bargain
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lot very recklessly, oh yeah, very fast and wide open,
and he's getting sued about that. Well, what's the deal
of You got it?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Tom?
Speaker 15 (26:51):
It was a fan gathering before the season began, and
that's how you know that LaMelo was healthy because they
hadn't started playing basketball. But uh, there was a light
and kid kid's love and he runs up and asks
for the autograph, and LaMelo just takes off and breaks
the kid's foot, and so they you know, you see
(27:14):
all these big guys pushing kids aside to get autographs
because they're worth money. Well, this none autograph, that play
may cost some money because the suit is for at
least twenty five grand ma'am, all right.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
We'll see what happens with that, all right, Toma. Thank
you so much money. Have a great Memorial Day weekend.
You'll be safe and we'll catch up next week.
Speaker 11 (27:35):
All right, everybody, have a great weekend, and thank you.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Thank you body.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
All yeah, Well, let's play our last rounds A worthy
word for the week one eight hundred big show. We'll
get a couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
It is to make shaw on the radio Friday morning,
May twenty four. Lay it up, meets your track, Gonna
make sure big box on you here in a minute.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Right now, let's play.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
I went everybody's head about the bed of weird.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Ever then the word ewe.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Austin from Carmichael, Pennsylvania.
Good morning, Austin, Good morning, Welcome. Then we got Andy
in from Boiling Springs, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Good morning, Andy with a eye.
Speaker 6 (28:46):
Oh, good morning, there's my baby.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
All right, Andy, welcome, y'all. You're gonna be on team Tator.
We'll have the girls against the boys in Austin, Pennsylvania.
Dad man, I like good dear honey, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Three late. I'm gonna quick.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Mumble okay, with an eye. I spent my last mercy
with an eye.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Have two eyes boring that.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Where are all going later?
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Dot?
Speaker 11 (29:14):
Some eyes?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
All right, man, Andy, you relax, Me and Austin to
go for the first thirty seconds. SR. Austin are you ready?
Speaker 9 (29:24):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Okay, start the clock now. Oh in war, he's not
your ally, he is your.
Speaker 16 (29:32):
Enemy.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Uh. This is what you work in the warehouse with
to put stuff up on the top shelf. As a machine,
you drive it two words?
Speaker 3 (29:45):
What? Yeah? Say it?
Speaker 8 (29:49):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Yes? Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
All right, I need the complete blank about this contest.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Give me all the answers.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
No, all right, we put a two on the board.
That's a hard to. That's a tough too, all right, leslie?
What and in Marcy can do with their round one?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Ready and it?
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
And go.
Speaker 7 (30:14):
When he tells a story, he tells you all.
Speaker 6 (30:16):
He tells you all of the what.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
When he tells you a story is long because he
tells you all of the whata. Yes, a blank gun
it It doesn't kill you, It just shocks you. It's
a what gun? Yes, this is your driveways made out
of little rocks.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
It's what?
Speaker 9 (30:36):
What are the little rocks?
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yep?
Speaker 7 (30:37):
Hey, you're in a You're you're in a prayer blank
it's a bunch of people in it.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Oh right, there's the buzzing down there. O three on
the board to take the lead by one.
Speaker 7 (30:53):
I picked up the hard tablet.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
All right, Austin, me and you for another thirty. Are
you ready? Yeah, okay, let's take a ready I need
to see let's say, oh, we are picking up, picking
up on the last one, starting the clock. Now, everybody
get together. I want a blank photo. Yes, uh huh,
(31:23):
blank tail? Blank tail. When you were little, you'd call
somebody this a blank tail. Soak your head and gravy,
wrap it up and bubble gum.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Send it to the navy. A blank tail. You're a
blank tail?
Speaker 3 (31:37):
What I know what?
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Oh he's not gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Well, I don't know what else to do, blank tail,
blank tail?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
About chewing gum?
Speaker 6 (31:50):
I never heard.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Just take your head and gravy, wrap it up, joe gum,
send it to the navy. Yeah now wait, all right, well,
what we're here. We put one on the board, the
tiet so now Andy and Tater. If Andy gets this word,
it's going to be over.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
So ready go okay, it's when they go and there, yes,
tattle for the wind.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yeah, okay, Austin, tattletale, tatletale. I can't get over it.
You didn't know what I was talking about.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
You, No, he did not tell.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
I was trying to get you to say the word tattle.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Well you got him to say this step scip and
you went skiptail.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Now I thought he said stick on top of that.
That's the sticks and bones may break my stones or
something like that.
Speaker 8 (32:58):
You're confused.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah, I'm trying to talk myself out of it. But
I'll just I'll just let y'all five people go. Austin,
you can try again any time, Buddy, appreciate you listening
and playing with us. And Andy, you hang on. Jackie
will get your prize pack and tell you for your victory.
Speaker 10 (33:16):
Can I give a shout out tonight?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yes, of course, go ahead, all right.
Speaker 6 (33:21):
The first part of it is I want to shout
out to Stone Man.
Speaker 9 (33:24):
I haven't talked to him in a while.
Speaker 13 (33:26):
But I'd also like to shout out to all my
family and all of you there.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Well, okay, Andy, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Austin. Would you like to do a little shout out?
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Fine?
Speaker 9 (33:34):
Nope, nothing, you can stay with you minute this Donner.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Good morning, make shows on the radio right now, Taylor's
got my inter or something Randy off from the same town,
Gastonia in North Carolina. Did y'all have the tattletale sing song?
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (33:53):
We did? Get sure what what what did y'all say,
tattletal tittlete? I don't remember, but it was exactly what
you said. Okay, But because it all sounded very familiar.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
But Taylor didn't recognize these put your head in gravy
and wrap it up in bubblegum.
Speaker 7 (34:08):
And send it to the navy.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Never heard that before. Think about it. It was put
your head in a toilet, because that did happen as well.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Well do you okay?
Speaker 1 (34:18):
All right, we'll good, well, well we'll move on.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
You all shoot me a line if you can spread
any more light on my tittle tale?
Speaker 7 (34:25):
Any Japanese dirty knees? Look at these? I don't know
if that was.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
That's a lot more fun than what we had in Graham.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Sounds like, all right, let's go for a bid requests
right here, that's what time for Norman Red. You're out
of Augusta, Georgia, and this is your request, John Boy,
can we hear Hotz racing song about tube top women?
Will of course we can't.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
We'll do it next good morning, that big show is
(35:14):
on the radio.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Good requests Norman reed out of a gusty Georgia. Yeah,
one of Hort's raising songs we had toward the co
gold to six hundred.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
This is a good and turn it up.
Speaker 16 (35:32):
Oh bring it, ladies and gentlemen. In honor of Race Week,
the Junior Nation Band would like to present a true
life tale of forbidden love and bear induced stupidity.
Speaker 9 (35:47):
Yes again.
Speaker 16 (35:55):
Saturday night, me and Delbert went to see the awesome
our race, pulled the pickup in the infield, found a
good parking space, Hace. We was boozing with losers on
the west side, and we all had a bit of
(36:15):
a buzz. A soft sweet voice said, hey, big man.
I turned around and there she was.
Speaker 9 (36:26):
A pair of forty five. Has made me open my eyes.
My temper just started to rise.
Speaker 16 (36:34):
She was a hot little honey in a tube top
and she wasn't the five foot so.
Speaker 9 (36:42):
It just was Look, she made my heart pop.
Speaker 16 (36:45):
Attitude top woman had it all. Oh. Now, I know
you're probably thinking, what this sounded like a pretty dead
young good Saturday night. Not to that, pointed Bucks Unfortunately,
as is usually the case with our bunch, there is
(37:07):
more to the story. She flopped her booty down on
the tailgate. She was cuter than a speaker. Uf Deborn said,
she looked like jail Bates. I said, I reckon, she's
old enough. The little gal was more exciting and anything
(37:33):
on the track. Pretty soon we started to test sin
and then everything faded to blind. Uh oh, well, the
next thing I knowed it was Sunday. Woke up naked
in the part of John and the little.
Speaker 9 (37:52):
Gal was gone. I was there all alone. My eye
was kind of smollen, and my wallet had been stolen out.
Our heart, little and the tube tie.
Speaker 16 (38:01):
Come to find out she was a truck went looking
for love, but I got ripped off. It's the oldest
trick in the boot. She got it all, Yep, she
got it all all. She got it all two hundred
(38:23):
and seventeen dollars in cash, my Dell Junior Fan Club,
it an iTunes gift card, and a super cuts freaking
customer deal with ten punches.
Speaker 9 (38:33):
It was good for a three nosehair trim.
Speaker 16 (38:37):
I mean, she got it all, and if she's lifting,
I'd just like to say this, Hey, hey, call me.
Speaker 9 (38:44):
We'll go to six hundred. I know she'll call me
because she got my phone too.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Sure
to check out the John Mo'billy Late Risers podcast. Earlier
this morning, we had we had Rachel Rachel Faulkner Brown
is on from Folds of Honor Love for we all
to hear that interview had the end of Memorial Day weekend.
It was for you to help out. Was a great organization,
Fools of Honor going here. All right, we're going into
(39:38):
bit box. You want this for you, John Moye and
Billy out and you gotta have our agent Murray on there.
Search for keywords in the bit box, Murray the Great.
It'll pull this up. This call to Murray.
Speaker 13 (39:50):
Hello read I TI and Incorporated.
Speaker 11 (39:52):
Why Hi, Why.
Speaker 5 (39:57):
Mister Pastow, this is certainly here.
Speaker 6 (40:01):
I love your voice.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Cel How you doing, John boyn Billy here Radio pioneers,
best selling recording artist coming soon to HBO.
Speaker 13 (40:10):
Oh Murray, getting you guys one of those illegal hookups too.
Explain that my pictures still got a lot of smoke.
Speaker 6 (40:17):
No, no, no, no, Missille, We're gonna be on HBO.
Speaker 10 (40:20):
You are right who is this John Board Billy, and
you're gonna be on HBO.
Speaker 6 (40:26):
America Undercover coming soon.
Speaker 13 (40:29):
What's the topic?
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Man?
Speaker 13 (40:30):
Who can't stop telling? Oh?
Speaker 6 (40:31):
He jokes very funny. Listen, just put Murray on where
you see him.
Speaker 13 (40:36):
He's away from his desk. Hold a moment and I'll
pay him for you.
Speaker 6 (40:39):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
Hey, okay, take away?
Speaker 13 (40:48):
Who is It's who?
Speaker 12 (40:50):
It always is mine in the morning?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Good by no, no, no to him?
Speaker 6 (40:56):
You're in go ahead thinking, okay, thank you very much,
camp out Murray? Love you, yeah, and this morning we
love you too.
Speaker 10 (41:09):
In fact, you're just about our favorite person in the
whole wide world.
Speaker 13 (41:13):
Hey have you been drinking?
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Man?
Speaker 6 (41:16):
We're excited about HBO? Man, this is great.
Speaker 13 (41:19):
Was I supposed to get you one of those illegal
hookups too? You know a Seil has done nothing but
about for last week. I told her fifty bucks.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
No box, no, no, no, no, Murray, Murray.
Speaker 6 (41:31):
I'm talking about the HBO crew filming us for America Undercover.
Speaker 13 (41:35):
Hey, yeah, what's the topic? Hehaw gone, but not forgotten.
Hey man, what drama hitting babe. I'm as happy for
you as you off for you, if you know what
I mean. Yeah, I do I'm not sure I know what,
but he got exposure.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Si it man.
Speaker 6 (41:49):
I never thought i'd say this to you, Murray, But
way to go, way to go. Good job.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
This is gonna be great.
Speaker 13 (41:56):
Hey, I worked out something that's going to help your careers.
Why are you so surprised?
Speaker 6 (42:00):
Well, because it's never happened before.
Speaker 14 (42:03):
That's true.
Speaker 13 (42:04):
You know, sometimes I hit a dry spell with certain acts. Yeah,
but hey, every thirteen years or so, I'll knock one
right out of the bar.
Speaker 6 (42:12):
Well it go once again to you.
Speaker 13 (42:14):
Man, No, don't thank me. You guys made it happen.
Your couple are real troopers, you know. I mean, you've
paid your dues in this business. You deserve success because
no matter how slow things got, and they got plenty slows,
you hung in there no matter what. God for second,
how hall we put you in and we've booked you
in plenty Yet you went out and did your best.
(42:35):
You guys remind me of Irving Slotkins. Well who Irving Slotkins?
My first client twenty years ago in all of the
Slotkin family circuits. Biggest assortment of crap you ever saw
in your life. The Sight show had a bearded man. Okay,
Irvan used to do this magic ac No, he sucked
(43:00):
a truth. He called himself the great Bolcino. You've heard
of him?
Speaker 3 (43:06):
No, no, I have what?
Speaker 14 (43:08):
What?
Speaker 3 (43:08):
What was his act?
Speaker 13 (43:09):
He called people out of the audience and and let
him hit him in the head with a hammer. I
remember once he called a guy on stage, gave him
the hammer. Big guy, I mean huge guy. He waxed
serving in the head as hot as he could, knocks
him out cold. They rushed into the hospital. He flips
into a deep coma, almost no brainwave activity. Three months
later he finally wakes up. You know what His first
(43:30):
words were?
Speaker 11 (43:31):
What cut on?
Speaker 13 (43:36):
I'm telling you he was allows amutrician? But what a truth?
Speaker 6 (43:40):
Wonder where he is today?
Speaker 3 (43:42):
He did?
Speaker 6 (43:42):
Oh, don't tell me he did the trick again?
Speaker 3 (43:45):
No, no, no.
Speaker 13 (43:45):
He got a job with a cable coming, made a
fortune doing illegal HBO. Last week he is all off
a pole in the middle of a job. He was
killed instantly. Me too. He was working on my house
hold on they can have a line, good Dale, Who
is it? Volpino Junior? No, no, no, no time to
(44:07):
hold Hey, Jimbo, this is an amazing coincidence. Huh, it's
Irving Sun my run slight. I gotta take this call.
Speaker 6 (44:14):
Oh well, of course we do.
Speaker 13 (44:16):
Mean the hair on the back of my neck is
standing up. This is so amazing. Wow, listen, I want
to talk more about this HBO deal. Let's still a
lunch thing later. Are you a machine? Call my machine
and give my love to Bobby.
Speaker 11 (44:26):
That's Billy him too, and Jimbo.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
What call me?
Speaker 16 (44:30):
Bit box is here all your favorites from four decades
and Big Show ninety nine says each fifteenth for nine
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Many were shop the mitbox online at the Big show
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Quorterer Big Show Stuff I followed.
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The number is eight hundred and four seven to one
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Speaker 1 (44:46):
This is any big show today, Hon't let that happen.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
Tens it up, John Obil and Late Rossers podcast Man.
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Speaker 1 (44:58):
WHI rest your days you on tomorrow, Love you mante
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