February 9, 2024 • 44 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we have the usual Friday suspects lined up for you.. - plus Cadbury’s court appearance turned musical number, “Butler’s Paradise.. - The Playhouse has a timely little number entitled, “The Super Bowl Newlyweds..” - and Tom Sorensen finally reveals his pick to win the big game!
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's a Big Show on the radio having fun on
a Friday, February of night. Today's feature track with the
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Right now, let's play Beat the Blonde. Say hey to
our contestant out of Henry, Tennessee. Should be Jacob on
the lines. That's you, Jacob, heybody, welcome You ready to play?
(01:20):
Oh yeah, all right, well you say hey to Tat
Tatters Jacob out a Jacob, Jacob. You get two bails
before two buzzards, you will win. The Southern Eest Variety
packs start off with Marcy. According to doctor Benjamin Spock
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you remember him, wrote the book on baby book, Yeah,
the definitive. Well, he says, it is preferable that a
baby not sleep in his parents room after they are
how old.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Old enough to point and laugh.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Around. It's kind of a deal kills that is worse
than the dog watching you, you know, yeah, hogging butt up,
you know, with pearl.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Lock the door, I would say, you know, one year old?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
One year old is what Marcy says. Jacob agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
I agree?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You agree with that? And oh not the thing to do?
Right there? Six months? Six months, so half that on
the baby have no experience. How about with the pointing
in life? You know, I go with what I know.
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She doesn't. All right, there we go, Uh tay, we
got a tru or false question, So Jacob, listen up.
One of the side effects of the pill can be depression.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yeah, if you forget to take it depressed you were.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Saying true, yes, true, Jacob agree or disagreed? Agreed, agree
with that, and that is the thing to do. Oh
like a new bells and buzzards they were Jacobs train.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
So now.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
One to decide whether you win or lose.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
All right, Jacob Tayler.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
A male fly has just finished mating with another fly.
According to experts, what should the fly be looking forward
to in the near future.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Well, honestly, I don't think he's going to get much
better than a fly.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
So fly, what a dragonfly?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Switch it up.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
He be looking forward to in the near future. Flies
just look forward to death.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Say look forward to dying. Yeah, Jacob it now, man,
agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I agree?
Speaker 7 (04:21):
And that was the thing to do when.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Well fly bit bams all over y'all remember that. Be thankful, Jacob.
I like to per approach, get it while you can't
what you said to the fly. That's kind of a
model work, head work, Jacob. Glad to get that price
back to you over in Henry, Buddy, you hang on.
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Thanks, I guess shout out you go a hand all
the truck and cruise out there drivers. Y'all have a
good day and safe out there that.
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You and you boys. Jacob taking my boy. All right,
we're gonna jump out catch you up right quick. Right
on the other side our time capsule over this February night.
Did connected with our agent Murdy. Let's get out of
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What's even funnier is he'll actually press a button for
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The latest thing is he's got discount coupons for a
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And he's panicking because they have an expiration date that's
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Speaker 2 (09:00):
The end of the month.
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just I can't do nothing. I'm too stupid to even
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a white washing a fence. Nobody.
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Why do the fence?
Speaker 9 (09:26):
Like you?
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Ready?
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They were Me and Becky Thatcher lost in the caves,
nerve racking engine, Joe run around of the lander.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I tell you this was gonna happen. Geem glad Mark
Twain never met you.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
I knew somebody was going.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
I knew it.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, you've heard it too, Jackie.
Speaker 8 (09:49):
I'm surprised that you've dodged the bullet.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
All Righty, you know what almost volunteer.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
But you guys walked out of the room.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah, we've heard it too many times.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
I knew somebody he does that?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Is it deprecating? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
I'm a student.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Nothing run.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
If I can just get into the grocery store, would
be the person cupin for a week.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
And then I heard Billy say it's about to run out.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I knew all it. Somebody was like, oh man, I
got stuff to do.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Bet we know.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
And then I just want to know did you volunteer
or were you volunteer?
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I finally said, just get me.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
And I take it from it. I look at him
and go, do you know how much money you make?
Do you have any idea? I'm gonna go save like
you know, two dollars on the bond, bonds and Crispy wafers.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Saving money's making money?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Never mind? Do you know what you pay me? Man
can live on what farse.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Of here.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
A man does live?
Speaker 11 (10:59):
Exactly?
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here it is well the last time, at least during
football season. Of course, we're lucky enough to have our
sports guru Tom Sorenson year round. Thomas, seems like every
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year this football season just flies back a little, flies
by a little quicker thanks to our Carolina Panthers. It
did seem long there for a while, but good morning, buddy,
good morning. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (20:15):
You and I kept talking about it, man, it seems
like they'll never get here, and then it got here,
and this will be the twenty second week of football,
and I think it's been despite the Panthers, a really
interesting season.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
It sure has. And looking back at your season, one
hundred and eighty five wins to ninety nine losses. That
is a good percentage of wins right there. For your
locks fifteen, fifteen and one. So we got to have
your Super Bowl pick as a lock, and then that'll
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put you over five hundred for the season as well.
Tom as what we're looking for, Buddy.
Speaker 12 (20:51):
So I lost the last two and I moaned about
it before I had the last. I mean San Francisco
domped all day long, all night long, budget freyd They're up,
I can which would cover with a minute to go,
and then oopsie that's it.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
So San Francisco versus Kansas City and Las Vegas. The
line is Kansas City getting two points. That means the
forty nine ers are favored by two points. Who do
you like for the Super Bowl? Tom?
Speaker 12 (21:24):
I like Kansas City. I like them straight up, and
them getting points is just a bonus. And I think
it's a real good game, and I think Casey wins
it by six.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
All right, So lay it out there. Why do you
like case.
Speaker 12 (21:39):
Well, for one thing, they have the best defense that
Mahomes has ever played with. I mean, they have the
best defensive backs in football. And against they have you know,
they played Miami, Buffalo and Baltimore in the playoffs. Those
are good scoring teams. They've given up an average of
thirteen points having points, and I think this is important.
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Against Baltimore they use twenty different blitzes. You don't know
where they're coming from. Other thing is, man, they have
the best quarterback in football, and they have the best
coach in football. And you know that Mahomes is going
to be absolutely unflappable. You can call him names. You
can see bad things about Taylor Swift. Yeah I care.
He is going to be good. Man. I think he's
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the best. And I think Andy Reid, the head coach,
is the best at making adjustments during the game. And
I just think that's enough to put them over.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
What about Christian McCaffrey, that old Carolina panther, that great player,
the best, the best player probably in the NFL, that
of course we got rid of. How will he do?
Speaker 4 (22:43):
He's not very successful.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Everybody peaks, but you gotta like McCaffrey, man.
Speaker 12 (22:52):
I think McCaffrey is fantastic.
Speaker 7 (22:54):
And what I like.
Speaker 12 (22:56):
They can line up Deebo Samuel and they can mc
aftert use him a running back, use him a receiver,
and I think McCaffrey has a big game and that
that is Casey's biggest weakness, giving up rushing yards, and
I think McCaffrey will be able to exploit that. I
just don't think it will be enough. But his pass catching,
his route running, his hustle, his he gives him everything.
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And he did that when he played for Carolina. But
he couldn't stay healthy and out there, he can't get hurt.
So he you know, you could have you can make
a case. I don't know, he's not gonna be MVP,
but you could make a case for McCaffrey, the rare
none quarterback who could be the MVP.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
And uh, well, you know, even a lot of amateurs
bet on this big game coming up this weekend. Tom,
you you had a percentage you said twenty six point
eight percent of adults are expected to place the Super
Bowl bet.
Speaker 12 (23:53):
They are and they are expected to bet twenty three
point one billion. You know, you have the high rollers
just roll out a million dollars, and then you have
people who will get in a pool and bet ten.
But you know, when that game starts, along with the
food and festivities, you kind of like to have a
vested interest in it, have a few bucks in it.
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And I think that's that's part of it. And part
of it is just it's one game, it's two teams.
There's how much research is involved, you know these guys
by now, and so people are comfortable bet and big
bucks on the game and on some weird prop bets too.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
So you said one Better already has put one million
dollars on San Francisco.
Speaker 12 (24:36):
Oh my god, Yeah, I've been a million and although
of the early bet seventy three percent favorite KC, but yeah,
a million dollars and to me, the strangest bet. One
guy bet one hundred thousand dollars on the coin flip.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
On the coin flip before the game even starts. One
hundred grand on the coin flip.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
There's no wiving room in that, right, I mean, it's either.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
It's either heads or yeah.
Speaker 12 (25:00):
I mean, you can't and you can't blame the refs
for a w I tell you, if I lost, I'm
not Look, I'm not in your guys as socioeconomic group.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
We know that.
Speaker 12 (25:10):
But if I lost one hundred grand before the game begin,
my feelings will be hurt.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
So what did he bet? Tom one hundred grand?
Speaker 12 (25:19):
He bet Tales And in the fifty seven Super Bowl
has been held thirty times, Tales never fails. Tales leads
thirty to twenty seven. Boy, that is absolute because that's
pure luck, and it's just I guess it takes guts.
But that's not something I would know.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
What is what is the most popular bet so far?
Speaker 12 (25:44):
It's it's another prop bet' a prop bet. I mean
you're not betting on the outcome, You're betting on the
kind of boots. For example, the color of the boots
that Reubu mctyre will wear when she sings the anthem.
Of all those bets, the most popular is Travis Kelcey,
who has famous girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I heard it, and.
Speaker 12 (26:03):
The bet is will he score a touchdown? And the
odds are dead even. It's fifty to fifty so and
that has been by far the most popular bet.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
There's more of them out there, so I found out
during Taylor Tainment News this week the reason the bet
on Kansas City because Taylor Swift won her Well. First
of all, her lucky number is thirteen, right, she does.
He have a tattoo that she just likes to write
when she was younger thirteen. So she just won her
thirteenth Grammy and the super Bowl game will be her
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thirteenth NFL game watching her famous boyfriend Chiefs. So it's
all lined up for the Kansas City Change to win.
Speaker 12 (26:49):
Casey, Yeah, you did good.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I thought maybe you were betting on the Taylor Swift
communal phenomenon.
Speaker 9 (26:55):
Time.
Speaker 12 (26:56):
You can bet that, and there's different products you can
bet who will have the first to add, and one
of them is nerds versus Oreos. I mean, can you
imagine putting a hundred grand on that.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
I'll take the Nerds for a hundred. Oh but Taylor, Yeah,
we were looking at pictures of post Malone. He's gonna
sing America the beautiful. Hopefully something will be beautiful coming
out of that Rascal.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Have the auto tune ready because.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
He panted.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
I mean when he first came out. That's how he
got popular. Are you two videos and auto tune?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
But well, Tom, it has been a heck of a season, body,
how about that?
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Man?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
We have had fun. You have done a good job.
So finally, the last game of the season, Hansas City
will beat San Francisco. Uh, and they're getting two points.
If they need those two points. You said you'd take
them straight up anyway.
Speaker 12 (27:54):
I would take them straight up. But I will graciously
accept those two points. And ain't you guys have been
great to work with all season. You're inside Randy's contributions.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Uh, it's it's been on the line.
Speaker 12 (28:09):
You guys are great to work with. That it's been
a fun football.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
It's your as We'll keep it Jackie on that. We'll
meet next week and see how it went there, buddy,
good luck everybody.
Speaker 12 (28:22):
Enjoy the game.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Okay, got you covered, buddy, Thank you? All right? Dear, Well,
let's play our wordy word one ain't hundred Big Show,
you told free Line. We'll get a couple of contestants
play our game next. Good morning, It's a Big Show
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on the radio, Friday, February Night. Today's feature track from
the Big Show, Big Box Marmon Webster the super Bowl
wardrobe malfunction. There's her keywords, super malfunction. We had Marmon
right ponent a couple of days after that nice fishing
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lure was exposed, they said, by accident. Yeah, all right,
I knew Justin's going after that, all right? Not not
this getting the Big Box at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 9 (29:39):
Right now, I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
That's played a wordy word and a worthy word. Let's
meet our contestants. It happens to be a couple of
Georgia boys that are best friends, all right, like it?
Bosco from Fort Valley and Catfish from Making Hey Bosco,
Hey Catfish boys?
Speaker 7 (30:03):
All right, man, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Hey man?
Speaker 9 (30:05):
Y'all?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Are I appreciate y'all getting here and playing some wordy
word with us?
Speaker 6 (30:10):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
It's hurt so y'all know each other well enough? Do
you think who should win this game? Can y'all agree
on that. I don't know. It's a tas toss up. Alrd,
that's my boys.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
All right, it's tall catfish man.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
All right, well, Catfish, I'm gonna put you on Tater's team. Actually,
Jackie does so, teaming up. So it's Catfish and Tater.
That'll show you. I'll take Bosco. All right, So let's
see what happened to Catfish. You relaxed me and Bosco
for the first thirty seconds. All right, you ready, man,
let's go. We got it, Johnny, start the clock. Now,
Frankenstein was a famous monster.
Speaker 12 (30:51):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Set the dinner blank, so we can eat. We eat
at the table. Yeah, all right, I'm physically blank. I
am in shape. I am physically yes, uh huh oh.
This is this is who you go to and they'll
read your future. They are No, okay, it's a class then,
some kind of class. It's very hard. It looks like
(31:16):
you study this scientist. It kind of looks like psychiatry. No, no,
going it. So I miss read. I misspound that. No,
I didn't. All right, Bosco was trying to argue, but
I didn't know what I was arguing. For three on
the board. Three on the board, all right, catfish and tater,
(31:36):
all right, catfish you ready, I'm ready well begging up
on that last one.
Speaker 10 (31:41):
Go In Big Bang Theory, Sheldon teaches this class. Yes,
why blank blank eat fresh. It's also a way to
travel underground. Uh huh, you do this with a broom?
You blank your floors?
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Sweet?
Speaker 10 (31:58):
Uh huh, Hey, excuse you, sir, what blank is it?
Can you tell me the you look at your watch
and tell me the yeah. Oh this is when you
can't forgive you hold this for a long time.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Grudge grub. I'm wow. Hell look a cat vision a player.
Why didn't you warn me? Bosco five on the board
dog on younger generation, Taylor head Sheldon in the Big
Bank area, I'm usually going with Barney and Mayberry's you
(32:33):
like his singer the Catfish went to the same school,
getting dupe. All right, Bossco, let's see what we can do. Barnie, Okay,
here we go. Start the clock. Now. The opposite of
left is uh huh. Women go to the mall. They
do this a lot. They are yeah, uh huh. This
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is the store blank like he's the head of the deal.
The county blank, the county blank Howard Sprague and Maybear
was the county?
Speaker 7 (33:07):
What farmer?
Speaker 13 (33:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
No, another name. Also, if somebody works in the store,
the cash here maybe could be a yes, yes, uh huh.
American Express is a.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
What debit card?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Credit card does? That was at the end of the buzzer.
Wrong answer over the buzzer, and it was a wrong answer.
He said debit card the buzzer ended. He said debit
Uh yeah, Ready, since when did you start keeping his cards?
Jackie wearing her headphones. All right, so it looks like nine. No,
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it looks like we got screwed out of that one.
So six on the board. Six So Catfish and Tater,
all y'all need is one to tie, then two will win.
And I don't know if all best friends will be
all right, but I'm about to break upright, cat Fish, ready?
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Go?
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Your parents may have said this to you.
Speaker 10 (34:08):
They they have a babysitter and they'll say, make sure
you blank for the babysitter. Right, Oh, you have a
They ask you, do you have a carry on blank
or it's also a brown blank?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Yes, bag for the wind.
Speaker 9 (34:28):
I guess what your name?
Speaker 2 (34:30):
I was trying to throw the game. I thought we
were done.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
I was everything up.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Catfish win seven and six. We appreciate y'all boys playing Bosco.
You can try again anytime.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
Give us give a shout out. Go ahead, long time listener,
and I'm glad I'm here. I gonna give a shout
out to all the gear heads out there, our brothers
and sisters in blue, and my son who's and serving
in the military. He's an army in Texas. And Cafish
is young and he's in the Marines. But thank you boys,
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thank you John Boy, I know Billy's out, Jackie, everybody.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Y'all are great.
Speaker 7 (35:14):
I enjoy every morning me and Caffy is talking about y'all.
You know later on in the day, you know, did
you catch this skit and all that?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
So that's awesome, man, peras have a couple of Georgia
boys like y'all as our listeners. Man, thank you sons
for the service man. There you go, y'all in the back.
That's good. I love that man. Yes, all right, boys,
so good good. I can't be mad now, Thank you,
Boss gold Codfish. That's awesome, man. We got us some
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awesome listeners. Know it all right? Well, let's go answer
and awesome listeners request right now, it'd been Kobe Turner.
Kobe says, y'all still do the sling blade bit. I'd
love to hear it. Thanks, that's Cody from Iowa. Will
get you some Carl Cody coming up, Good morning, make
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shows on the radio. All right, looking at Taylor's hand
right here, this's Kobe Turner on time listener. Kobe Turner.
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I put Cody at the end.
Speaker 7 (36:36):
Nice.
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Nice, That's why I said, yeah, Toby, you're right there,
Toby Turner, Kobe from Iowa. Okay, we know is Kobe
knows who is his request? Right here? Ko Buck.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
And now it's story telling with Carl Childers.
Speaker 9 (36:57):
They I reckon, we're gonna tell the story Cdereller. Cinderella
lived with her main old step mama and two ugly stepsisters.
Some folks say they's homely.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
I say that's ugly.
Speaker 9 (37:11):
Look kindly like a couple old boar hogs. Anyway, I
didn't treat Cinderella very well. Mates Borderer quite a bit.
Didn't pay much of a wage. There's pretty much no count.
I think one of them is from Arkansas, but I
recognize just jealous on a kind of Cinderella was a party,
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little hang not much bigger than a squirrel. They made
her live out in a shed and old hole in
the ground, brung their biscuits and mustard a couple times
a week, living high on the hog, eating potted meating
soadie crackers, while they made Cinderella tote the wars and
fixed the more well, sir, they's a prince in town
(37:58):
who kindly wanted him a girlfriend, and I reckon. They
decided to invite all the party people up to the castle.
Some people call it a mansion. I call it a castle.
My main old step mama and her ugly youngess went
on to the shin dig and left little old Cinderella
(38:19):
at home. Will work on that tiller with a busted
fan belt, well afford you not? That Cinderella's fairy god
Mama showed up waving a magic stick. She gives Cinderella
a party, new dress and a pair of glass shoes.
Some folks call them slippers, I called shoes. Then she
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went out into the garden and turned a punkin and
some rats into big old fancy wagon and some horses.
Told old Cinderella go on to party, better be home
by midnight. That fairy god mama didn't want to go
along because she's stove up from all that fairy and
he's old and give out. Well, sir, Cinderella really hit
(39:06):
it off with that old prince. She like the way
he talked. He liked the way she talked, the way
I figured they feeline love right off, Well, sir, she
got to dancing and talking and eating French fried petiers,
and she kind of lost track of time. Mid not
come around. She up and runed off so fast she
(39:27):
ran right out of one of her old glass shoes
for Cinderella to get home at old wagon turned back
into pumpkin and them rats rundolfh somemmers. She had to
walk home with one sh She had pretty good times,
I reckon she didn't mind too much. Next day I
(39:48):
had old Prince Feller about hate a fit looking for Cinderella.
He told her that old glass you arrived for quite
a spell, trying it on this girl and then another.
Finally he tried it on Cinderella, so happy he about
bust Cinderella and that Prince Feller went off that castle
and lived happily ever after looking for lips and peckers
(40:09):
in that potted meat and having a big time them
ugly stepsister, so it up with it. They wound up
in the nervous hospital. Cinderella never forgot her main old
step mama, and how cruel she was to her, And
every time she thought about it, she just saw red.
So one night Cinderella got her an old lawnmar blade
(40:32):
out of the shed, went over to her house, killed
her plumb near cut her head clean off. Then she
called an ambulance and a Hurst. Moral of the story is,
you ain't good to your step young and they might
cut your head.
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Off the end.
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Can I put marmor in you for iet Old Feller,
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(42:08):
bets Riba McIntire's gonna sing the national anthem Pobla bet
you can bet on the color of the boots that
Reba will be wearing while she sings the national anthem.
By the way, it's just heads up for you.
Speaker 4 (42:21):
Uh so, Oh is she not gonna hear that?
Speaker 12 (42:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
She would know, So I guess this is up to
I think she is not eligible to play a bet
on her own books. Well, I get that slip into
a family members and I don't know how that works.
The same with the color of the gatorade that they'll
dump on the winning coach. That's also something that's a bet.
How you do that? Oh yeah, okay, John Way, for
RIBA's boots, the favorite color is black. The long shot
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is green.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
It is a long shot. But is Reba she fancy colors?
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It's a Big Show on the radio having fun on
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Right now, let's play Beat the Blonde. Say hey to
our contestant out of Henry, Tennessee. Should be Jacob on
the lines. That's you, Jacob, heybody, welcome You ready to play?
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Oh yeah, all right, well you say hey to Tat
Tatters Jacob out a Jacob, Jacob. You get two bails
before two buzzards, you will win. The Southern Eest Variety
packs start off with Marcy. According to doctor Benjamin Spock
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you remember him, wrote the book on baby book, Yeah,
the definitive. Well, he says, it is preferable that a
baby not sleep in his parents room after they are
how old.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Old enough to point and laugh.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Around. It's kind of a deal kills that is worse
than the dog watching you, you know, yeah, hogging butt up,
you know, with pearl.
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Lock the door, I would say, you know, one year old?
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One year old is what Marcy says. Jacob agree or disagree?
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I agree?
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You agree with that? And oh not the thing to do?
Right there? Six months? Six months, so half that on
the baby have no experience. How about with the pointing
in life? You know, I go with what I know.
(02:47):
She doesn't. All right, there we go, Uh tay, we
got a tru or false question, So Jacob, listen up.
One of the side effects of the pill can be depression.
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Yeah, if you forget to take it depressed you were.
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Saying true, yes, true, Jacob agree or disagreed? Agreed, agree
with that, and that is the thing to do. Oh
like a new bells and buzzards they were Jacobs train.
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So now.
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One to decide whether you win or lose.
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All right, Jacob Tayler.
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A male fly has just finished mating with another fly.
According to experts, what should the fly be looking forward
to in the near future.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Well, honestly, I don't think he's going to get much
better than a fly.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
So fly, what a dragonfly?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Switch it up.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
He be looking forward to in the near future. Flies
just look forward to death.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Say look forward to dying. Yeah, Jacob it now, man,
agree or disagree?
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I agree?
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And that was the thing to do when.
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Well fly bit bams all over y'all remember that. Be thankful, Jacob.
I like to per approach, get it while you can't
what you said to the fly. That's kind of a
model work, head work, Jacob. Glad to get that price
back to you over in Henry, Buddy, you hang on.
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Thanks, I guess shout out you go a hand all
the truck and cruise out there drivers. Y'all have a
good day and safe out there that.
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You and you boys. Jacob taking my boy. All right,
we're gonna jump out catch you up right quick. Right
on the other side our time capsule over this February night.
Did connected with our agent Murdy. Let's get out of
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Calling too lazy to put your home security too lazy
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He called me one afternoon.
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I swear he called me to tell me that the
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What's even funnier is he'll actually press a button for
one of the choices, and I know which choice it is.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Okay, all right, what are we doing if you're calling
from a rotary phone? What in the world are you
doing at rafers?
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Okay, you're too lazy to press any buttons, please hold. Okay,
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The latest thing, this is it.
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The latest thing is he's got discount coupons for a
snack that he really likes that he's too lazy to
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And he's panicking because they have an expiration date that's
come up at.
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The end of the month.
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And for three days, I've heard nothing, But man, I
just I can't do nothing. I'm too stupid to even
go to the grocery store and use these coupones. And
he'll look at me with those eyebrows raised, waiting on
me to go. I'll do it, Yes, Billy, I actually
have to go to the grocery store for the COUPONEA.
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If this was eighteen fifty, nobody you'd be out there
a white washing a fence. Nobody.
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Why do the fence?
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Like you?
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They were Me and Becky Thatcher lost in the caves,
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I tell you this was gonna happen. Geem glad Mark
Twain never met you.
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I knew somebody was going.
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I knew it.
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Yeah, you've heard it too, Jackie.
Speaker 8 (09:49):
I'm surprised that you've dodged the bullet.
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All Righty, you know what almost volunteer.
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But you guys walked out of the room.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah, we've heard it too many times.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
I knew somebody he does that?
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Is it deprecating? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
I'm a student.
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Nothing run.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
If I can just get into the grocery store, would
be the person cupin for a week.
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And then I heard Billy say it's about to run out.
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I knew all it. Somebody was like, oh man, I
got stuff to do.
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Bet we know.
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And then I just want to know did you volunteer
or were you volunteer?
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Oh?
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I finally said, just get me.
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And I take it from it. I look at him
and go, do you know how much money you make?
Do you have any idea? I'm gonna go save like
you know, two dollars on the bond, bonds and Crispy wafers.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Saving money's making money?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Never mind? Do you know what you pay me? Man
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Of here.
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A man does live?
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Exactly?
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In keep using it? Five John Boya and Billy and
I must have spent six hours last April on that
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Have you ever run in the CJ down there? Kellam
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That is the saddest hypothetical story I have ever heard.
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here it is well the last time, at least during
football season. Of course, we're lucky enough to have our
sports guru Tom Sorenson year round. Thomas, seems like every
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year this football season just flies back a little, flies
by a little quicker thanks to our Carolina Panthers. It
did seem long there for a while, but good morning, buddy,
good morning. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (20:15):
You and I kept talking about it, man, it seems
like they'll never get here, and then it got here,
and this will be the twenty second week of football,
and I think it's been despite the Panthers, a really
interesting season.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
It sure has. And looking back at your season, one
hundred and eighty five wins to ninety nine losses. That
is a good percentage of wins right there. For your
locks fifteen, fifteen and one. So we got to have
your Super Bowl pick as a lock, and then that'll
(20:47):
put you over five hundred for the season as well.
Tom as what we're looking for, Buddy.
Speaker 12 (20:51):
So I lost the last two and I moaned about
it before I had the last. I mean San Francisco
domped all day long, all night long, budget freyd They're up,
I can which would cover with a minute to go,
and then oopsie that's it.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
So San Francisco versus Kansas City and Las Vegas. The
line is Kansas City getting two points. That means the
forty nine ers are favored by two points. Who do
you like for the Super Bowl? Tom?
Speaker 12 (21:24):
I like Kansas City. I like them straight up, and
them getting points is just a bonus. And I think
it's a real good game, and I think Casey wins
it by six.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
All right, So lay it out there. Why do you
like case.
Speaker 12 (21:39):
Well, for one thing, they have the best defense that
Mahomes has ever played with. I mean, they have the
best defensive backs in football. And against they have you know,
they played Miami, Buffalo and Baltimore in the playoffs. Those
are good scoring teams. They've given up an average of
thirteen points having points, and I think this is important.
(22:02):
Against Baltimore they use twenty different blitzes. You don't know
where they're coming from. Other thing is, man, they have
the best quarterback in football, and they have the best
coach in football. And you know that Mahomes is going
to be absolutely unflappable. You can call him names. You
can see bad things about Taylor Swift. Yeah I care.
He is going to be good. Man. I think he's
(22:24):
the best. And I think Andy Reid, the head coach,
is the best at making adjustments during the game. And
I just think that's enough to put them over.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
What about Christian McCaffrey, that old Carolina panther, that great player,
the best, the best player probably in the NFL, that
of course we got rid of. How will he do?
Speaker 4 (22:43):
He's not very successful.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Everybody peaks, but you gotta like McCaffrey, man.
Speaker 12 (22:52):
I think McCaffrey is fantastic.
Speaker 7 (22:54):
And what I like.
Speaker 12 (22:56):
They can line up Deebo Samuel and they can mc
aftert use him a running back, use him a receiver,
and I think McCaffrey has a big game and that
that is Casey's biggest weakness, giving up rushing yards, and
I think McCaffrey will be able to exploit that. I
just don't think it will be enough. But his pass catching,
his route running, his hustle, his he gives him everything.
(23:20):
And he did that when he played for Carolina. But
he couldn't stay healthy and out there, he can't get hurt.
So he you know, you could have you can make
a case. I don't know, he's not gonna be MVP,
but you could make a case for McCaffrey, the rare
none quarterback who could be the MVP.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
And uh, well, you know, even a lot of amateurs
bet on this big game coming up this weekend. Tom,
you you had a percentage you said twenty six point
eight percent of adults are expected to place the Super
Bowl bet.
Speaker 12 (23:53):
They are and they are expected to bet twenty three
point one billion. You know, you have the high rollers
just roll out a million dollars, and then you have
people who will get in a pool and bet ten.
But you know, when that game starts, along with the
food and festivities, you kind of like to have a
vested interest in it, have a few bucks in it.
(24:13):
And I think that's that's part of it. And part
of it is just it's one game, it's two teams.
There's how much research is involved, you know these guys
by now, and so people are comfortable bet and big
bucks on the game and on some weird prop bets too.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
So you said one Better already has put one million
dollars on San Francisco.
Speaker 12 (24:36):
Oh my god, Yeah, I've been a million and although
of the early bet seventy three percent favorite KC, but yeah,
a million dollars and to me, the strangest bet. One
guy bet one hundred thousand dollars on the coin flip.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
On the coin flip before the game even starts. One
hundred grand on the coin flip.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
There's no wiving room in that, right, I mean, it's either.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
It's either heads or yeah.
Speaker 12 (25:00):
I mean, you can't and you can't blame the refs
for a w I tell you, if I lost, I'm
not Look, I'm not in your guys as socioeconomic group.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
We know that.
Speaker 12 (25:10):
But if I lost one hundred grand before the game begin,
my feelings will be hurt.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
So what did he bet? Tom one hundred grand?
Speaker 12 (25:19):
He bet Tales And in the fifty seven Super Bowl
has been held thirty times, Tales never fails. Tales leads
thirty to twenty seven. Boy, that is absolute because that's
pure luck, and it's just I guess it takes guts.
But that's not something I would know.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
What is what is the most popular bet so far?
Speaker 12 (25:44):
It's it's another prop bet' a prop bet. I mean
you're not betting on the outcome, You're betting on the
kind of boots. For example, the color of the boots
that Reubu mctyre will wear when she sings the anthem.
Of all those bets, the most popular is Travis Kelcey,
who has famous girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I heard it, and.
Speaker 12 (26:03):
The bet is will he score a touchdown? And the
odds are dead even. It's fifty to fifty so and
that has been by far the most popular bet.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
There's more of them out there, so I found out
during Taylor Tainment News this week the reason the bet
on Kansas City because Taylor Swift won her Well. First
of all, her lucky number is thirteen, right, she does.
He have a tattoo that she just likes to write
when she was younger thirteen. So she just won her
thirteenth Grammy and the super Bowl game will be her
(26:40):
thirteenth NFL game watching her famous boyfriend Chiefs. So it's
all lined up for the Kansas City Change to win.
Speaker 12 (26:49):
Casey, Yeah, you did good.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I thought maybe you were betting on the Taylor Swift
communal phenomenon.
Speaker 9 (26:55):
Time.
Speaker 12 (26:56):
You can bet that, and there's different products you can
bet who will have the first to add, and one
of them is nerds versus Oreos. I mean, can you
imagine putting a hundred grand on that.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
I'll take the Nerds for a hundred. Oh but Taylor, Yeah,
we were looking at pictures of post Malone. He's gonna
sing America the beautiful. Hopefully something will be beautiful coming
out of that Rascal.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Have the auto tune ready because.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
He panted.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
I mean when he first came out. That's how he
got popular. Are you two videos and auto tune?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
But well, Tom, it has been a heck of a season, body,
how about that?
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Man?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
We have had fun. You have done a good job.
So finally, the last game of the season, Hansas City
will beat San Francisco. Uh, and they're getting two points.
If they need those two points. You said you'd take
them straight up anyway.
Speaker 12 (27:54):
I would take them straight up. But I will graciously
accept those two points. And ain't you guys have been
great to work with all season. You're inside Randy's contributions.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Uh, it's it's been on the line.
Speaker 12 (28:09):
You guys are great to work with. That it's been
a fun football.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
It's your as We'll keep it Jackie on that. We'll
meet next week and see how it went there, buddy,
good luck everybody.
Speaker 12 (28:22):
Enjoy the game.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Okay, got you covered, buddy, Thank you? All right? Dear, Well,
let's play our wordy word one ain't hundred Big Show,
you told free Line. We'll get a couple of contestants
play our game next. Good morning, It's a Big Show
(29:02):
on the radio, Friday, February Night. Today's feature track from
the Big Show, Big Box Marmon Webster the super Bowl
wardrobe malfunction. There's her keywords, super malfunction. We had Marmon
right ponent a couple of days after that nice fishing
(29:22):
lure was exposed, they said, by accident. Yeah, all right,
I knew Justin's going after that, all right? Not not
this getting the Big Box at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 9 (29:39):
Right now, I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
That's played a wordy word and a worthy word. Let's
meet our contestants. It happens to be a couple of
Georgia boys that are best friends, all right, like it?
Bosco from Fort Valley and Catfish from Making Hey Bosco,
Hey Catfish boys?
Speaker 7 (30:03):
All right, man, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Hey man?
Speaker 9 (30:05):
Y'all?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Are I appreciate y'all getting here and playing some wordy
word with us?
Speaker 6 (30:10):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
It's hurt so y'all know each other well enough? Do
you think who should win this game? Can y'all agree
on that. I don't know. It's a tas toss up. Alrd,
that's my boys.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
All right, it's tall catfish man.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
All right, well, Catfish, I'm gonna put you on Tater's team. Actually,
Jackie does so, teaming up. So it's Catfish and Tater.
That'll show you. I'll take Bosco. All right, So let's
see what happened to Catfish. You relaxed me and Bosco
for the first thirty seconds. All right, you ready, man,
let's go. We got it, Johnny, start the clock. Now,
Frankenstein was a famous monster.
Speaker 12 (30:51):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Set the dinner blank, so we can eat. We eat
at the table. Yeah, all right, I'm physically blank. I
am in shape. I am physically yes, uh huh oh.
This is this is who you go to and they'll
read your future. They are No, okay, it's a class then,
some kind of class. It's very hard. It looks like
(31:16):
you study this scientist. It kind of looks like psychiatry. No, no,
going it. So I miss read. I misspound that. No,
I didn't. All right, Bosco was trying to argue, but
I didn't know what I was arguing. For three on
the board. Three on the board, all right, catfish and tater,
(31:36):
all right, catfish you ready, I'm ready well begging up
on that last one.
Speaker 10 (31:41):
Go In Big Bang Theory, Sheldon teaches this class. Yes,
why blank blank eat fresh. It's also a way to
travel underground. Uh huh, you do this with a broom?
You blank your floors?
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Sweet?
Speaker 10 (31:58):
Uh huh, Hey, excuse you, sir, what blank is it?
Can you tell me the you look at your watch
and tell me the yeah. Oh this is when you
can't forgive you hold this for a long time.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Grudge grub. I'm wow. Hell look a cat vision a player.
Why didn't you warn me? Bosco five on the board
dog on younger generation, Taylor head Sheldon in the Big
Bank area, I'm usually going with Barney and Mayberry's you
(32:33):
like his singer the Catfish went to the same school,
getting dupe. All right, Bossco, let's see what we can do. Barnie, Okay,
here we go. Start the clock. Now. The opposite of
left is uh huh. Women go to the mall. They
do this a lot. They are yeah, uh huh. This
(32:57):
is the store blank like he's the head of the deal.
The county blank, the county blank Howard Sprague and Maybear
was the county?
Speaker 7 (33:07):
What farmer?
Speaker 13 (33:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
No, another name. Also, if somebody works in the store,
the cash here maybe could be a yes, yes, uh huh.
American Express is a.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
What debit card?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Credit card does? That was at the end of the buzzer.
Wrong answer over the buzzer, and it was a wrong answer.
He said debit card the buzzer ended. He said debit
Uh yeah, Ready, since when did you start keeping his cards?
Jackie wearing her headphones. All right, so it looks like nine. No,
(33:46):
it looks like we got screwed out of that one.
So six on the board. Six So Catfish and Tater,
all y'all need is one to tie, then two will win.
And I don't know if all best friends will be
all right, but I'm about to break upright, cat Fish, ready?
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Go?
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Your parents may have said this to you.
Speaker 10 (34:08):
They they have a babysitter and they'll say, make sure
you blank for the babysitter. Right, Oh, you have a
They ask you, do you have a carry on blank
or it's also a brown blank?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Yes, bag for the wind.
Speaker 9 (34:28):
I guess what your name?
Speaker 2 (34:30):
I was trying to throw the game. I thought we
were done.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
I was everything up.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Catfish win seven and six. We appreciate y'all boys playing Bosco.
You can try again anytime.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
Give us give a shout out. Go ahead, long time listener,
and I'm glad I'm here. I gonna give a shout
out to all the gear heads out there, our brothers
and sisters in blue, and my son who's and serving
in the military. He's an army in Texas. And Cafish
is young and he's in the Marines. But thank you boys,
(35:09):
thank you John Boy, I know Billy's out, Jackie, everybody.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Y'all are great.
Speaker 7 (35:14):
I enjoy every morning me and Caffy is talking about y'all.
You know later on in the day, you know, did
you catch this skit and all that?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
So that's awesome, man, peras have a couple of Georgia
boys like y'all as our listeners. Man, thank you sons
for the service man. There you go, y'all in the back.
That's good. I love that man. Yes, all right, boys,
so good good. I can't be mad now, Thank you,
Boss gold Codfish. That's awesome, man. We got us some
(35:43):
awesome listeners. Know it all right? Well, let's go answer
and awesome listeners request right now, it'd been Kobe Turner.
Kobe says, y'all still do the sling blade bit. I'd
love to hear it. Thanks, that's Cody from Iowa. Will
get you some Carl Cody coming up, Good morning, make
(36:26):
shows on the radio. All right, looking at Taylor's hand
right here, this's Kobe Turner on time listener. Kobe Turner.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
I put Cody at the end.
Speaker 7 (36:36):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Nice, That's why I said, yeah, Toby, you're right there,
Toby Turner, Kobe from Iowa. Okay, we know is Kobe
knows who is his request? Right here? Ko Buck.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
And now it's story telling with Carl Childers.
Speaker 9 (36:57):
They I reckon, we're gonna tell the story Cdereller. Cinderella
lived with her main old step mama and two ugly stepsisters.
Some folks say they's homely.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
I say that's ugly.
Speaker 9 (37:11):
Look kindly like a couple old boar hogs. Anyway, I
didn't treat Cinderella very well. Mates Borderer quite a bit.
Didn't pay much of a wage. There's pretty much no count.
I think one of them is from Arkansas, but I
recognize just jealous on a kind of Cinderella was a party,
(37:34):
little hang not much bigger than a squirrel. They made
her live out in a shed and old hole in
the ground, brung their biscuits and mustard a couple times
a week, living high on the hog, eating potted meating
soadie crackers, while they made Cinderella tote the wars and
fixed the more well, sir, they's a prince in town
(37:58):
who kindly wanted him a girlfriend, and I reckon. They
decided to invite all the party people up to the castle.
Some people call it a mansion. I call it a castle.
My main old step mama and her ugly youngess went
on to the shin dig and left little old Cinderella
(38:19):
at home. Will work on that tiller with a busted
fan belt, well afford you not? That Cinderella's fairy god
Mama showed up waving a magic stick. She gives Cinderella
a party, new dress and a pair of glass shoes.
Some folks call them slippers, I called shoes. Then she
(38:42):
went out into the garden and turned a punkin and
some rats into big old fancy wagon and some horses.
Told old Cinderella go on to party, better be home
by midnight. That fairy god mama didn't want to go
along because she's stove up from all that fairy and
he's old and give out. Well, sir, Cinderella really hit
(39:06):
it off with that old prince. She like the way
he talked. He liked the way she talked, the way
I figured they feeline love right off, Well, sir, she
got to dancing and talking and eating French fried petiers,
and she kind of lost track of time. Mid not
come around. She up and runed off so fast she
(39:27):
ran right out of one of her old glass shoes
for Cinderella to get home at old wagon turned back
into pumpkin and them rats rundolfh somemmers. She had to
walk home with one sh She had pretty good times,
I reckon she didn't mind too much. Next day I
(39:48):
had old Prince Feller about hate a fit looking for Cinderella.
He told her that old glass you arrived for quite
a spell, trying it on this girl and then another.
Finally he tried it on Cinderella, so happy he about
bust Cinderella and that Prince Feller went off that castle
and lived happily ever after looking for lips and peckers
(40:09):
in that potted meat and having a big time them
ugly stepsister, so it up with it. They wound up
in the nervous hospital. Cinderella never forgot her main old
step mama, and how cruel she was to her, And
every time she thought about it, she just saw red.
So one night Cinderella got her an old lawnmar blade
(40:32):
out of the shed, went over to her house, killed
her plumb near cut her head clean off. Then she
called an ambulance and a Hurst. Moral of the story is,
you ain't good to your step young and they might
cut your head.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
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(42:08):
bets Riba McIntire's gonna sing the national anthem Pobla bet
you can bet on the color of the boots that
Reba will be wearing while she sings the national anthem.
By the way, it's just heads up for you.
Speaker 4 (42:21):
Uh so, Oh is she not gonna hear that?
Speaker 12 (42:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
She would know, So I guess this is up to
I think she is not eligible to play a bet
on her own books. Well, I get that slip into
a family members and I don't know how that works.
The same with the color of the gatorade that they'll
dump on the winning coach. That's also something that's a bet.
How you do that? Oh yeah, okay, John Way, for
RIBA's boots, the favorite color is black. The long shot
(42:47):
is green.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
It is a long shot. But is Reba she fancy colors?
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