February 3, 2025 • 42 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, the not ready for drive time players step into John Boy and Billy Playhouse to perform a new script, entitled, The WRITE Stuff”.. - we'll talk football with Tom Sorensen .. - Oliver will lament on Randy's return to the studio.. - and Cadbury takes his mom to the Yellow Rose…
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Speaker 1 (00:19):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'm on yell man mag here.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
How's it going, mag?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
How you think it's going well? I'm a little peeve.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
What's the boy?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
The economy is in sad shape an example of car companies.
Nobody's taking it harder than the airlines. Seems like every
time you turn around, or trying to charge you extra
for something you used to get for free. Person was
twenty five bucks if your bag was too heavy, and
they started making you paper them scrumptious in flight meals.
(01:05):
Now there's an airline that wants to charge you extra
to use the toilet. And when the kind of dude
they're serving, trust me, you're gonna need to use the
toilet for you to get in the Disney World. According
to the New York Times, some budget airline over in
Ireland is talking about putting pay toilets on all their planes. Please,
(01:27):
have you ever been in an airplane toilet like trying
to take a dumping an MRI machine? And now they
want to charge you extra for verty Soon it'll be
in case of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, insert
a dollar and the bill slot and the oxygen mask
will drop down. And speaking of can't even take a
(01:48):
dumping piece anymore, The tree huggers have identified the next
major threat to the global environment toilet paper. All green
pieces are on Twitter about how Americans love soft, fluffy
bathroom tissue. Apparently it's killing the planet. Extra soft toilet
(02:09):
paper uses more trees than budget brands, and that's a
threat to all the old growth forest around the world. Well,
let me just say, and I have never met this
more littery than I do right now, my big old Basically,
green Peace wants us to go back to using that
(02:30):
cheap sandpaper feeling stuff we had back in junior high
school in Oda kinda still got chunks of.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Wood in it.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Here's their incredible clothes. Fluffy toilet paper is worse for
the environment than driving around in a hummer pay worse.
They were holier than now now they're but holier than that. Look.
I ain't got nothing against the environment, But if it
comes down to a choice between old growth forests and
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continew off t saut, I say, warm up the change off.
This is America. We didn't win two World Wars and
invent the big screen TV so we could go back
to wiping our butt with a sears kind of if
i'll gorn all other in viral pusses want to start
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using corn cobs again, y'all have that. As for me,
I'll give up my soft, frumfy toilet paper when you
pride for my cold dead you know, now, praise the Lord,
pass a sharman and quit wording Tom Boy Billy, y'all
getting straight up her John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Good morning rad yelled dumb right a morning that big
(04:19):
shows on the radio. In our NFL Friday morning, quarterback
Tom Sorensen joins us in about twenty minutes, as we
had been to Pro Bowl weekend. Now, what's going on
with the NFL this weekend? Rat to get you to
watch you TV? If they're successful? Right now it's time
(04:41):
to ax Hike, yo.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
What's up? Patrick?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You won't let me run the pocket lot?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I got Patrick in training for the All Intern Boxing Championship.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Who wants up?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yo?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
What's up?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Welcome to ex Heike for all the far.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Ward one you need for all ya what you call
Afro intramural relationships?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Uh dig this?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I my fiance and I recently found out that I
am pregnant. His last name is Jones, and he wants
to name the baby Indiana into Anna Jones. And she
wrote that down. He dead serious. Although I find it funny,
I also think it would be cruel and unusual punishment
for the poor child.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Please help me.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
What do you think, Rosie Schmidt, Jefferson, Tennessee, Dear Rosie Schmidt.
If it were up to me, I name him Love Jones.
But uh, ain't no sense.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
In me naming everybody. What do I think?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I think crack smoking by pants is way up in
the world. Let me preach on it into Anna Jones.
Huhm mm, white people. That movie been out for almost
thirty years. They act like they're the first one to
think of it. Oh, they think they're doing this boy
favor byeive h him a name of some sort of
action adventuating hero. But what if he don't amount to nothing?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Is your son Anyana Jones like the movie?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
He Aniana Jones like the forty year old couch potatoes
still living at home.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
That that that Now.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
We're not talking about.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Nicknames here like Yoga or Spakett or t Bone or
Gammy or astro turn.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
There's names your crew.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Give you we talking about the name on your birthening certificate,
your driving and license, your social secrutiny number, and you
got nothing to say about it. For you ever get
the chance to screw up your life up by yourself. Oh,
Mom and dad gotta get that hand in there and
get creative. Allow me to elucidate. Listen to this this real, y'all.
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It's hard to believe they figured out how to have kids,
let alone.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Come up with a name for Arizona.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Rickets sounds like what you get from meeting too much Arizona.
Bob Cat rockets sounds like what you give me to
a bombcat, Miss belch m de loon. Who canna ask
her to the prom man? It's billy name of these kids?
Oh yeah, and chrysanthemum turn up seed jackpot. Those is
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my people, speaking of my people. Ain't nobody script a
kid named like a brother or sister used to be
Rufus or Cleve islands about it. As off the hook
as we get there, Russ came along. Nine months later.
There's about six million Kunta Kent's bond. Then we discovered
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ear islimon everybody was named Mohammed. Somebody then we got
both with that, and we started the real vibilation free
for all. Like since I know got a pair of
twins named Lemarngelo and a Rongelo. Ooh, that sounded exotic,
don't it until you read it? Orange jello and lemon jello.
Till they do opened up the cupboard, they might have
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ended up with saltine and rich or or little chunky
sirloin burger and clam chowder. Hey go call extra Crunchy
Jiff and Peter pan and for dinner. Man, I know
whole family named that kid Mercedes Ferrari had partia. I
guess they couldn't spell a lamborda giguinea or whatever. Why
should just throw the damn dix there in the blunder Rader. Hey,
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how's it going there? Nimrod k funk? What time you
got there? Viperella, pink Staff, I'm putting you in the game,
god Zella, Gorrella, pimp Hunter. You're gonna be replacing Ducks
and Boogoloo Coleman. These all real names.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Y'all ain't making these other And it's like that all
over the world. In Russia, you got the oh what's
his name? Ball's frozen off.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Over there in Germany, you got that fellow horse Radish
China they got who flung dung and one fat hole.
That's a hell of a wedding nas Palatic. England's got
I have a biggin no wonder. The Irakis's cracky with
names like Who's been fourteen and al Sheep Madraws. Gotta
make Seymour butch jock strap, eating beans by a tinkle dew,
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Wayne pipe and carrot top sound normal? Don't all I
can say at Rosie schmid Is you could do a
whole lot western that into Anna Jones. Just be thankful
your parents had the decens and nothing name you dumb,
then you'd have really had a reason to introduce old
Jim Shoes to mister Hugh Jazz.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
This is peace out, ef You want to ax Hike.
Mail to Axike Big Show pio box one nine one
one one. Charlotte didn't see two eight two one nine
Email anybody but me at the Big Show dot com.
Jim Shoes all wait here are hot? Well heard? Het?
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Ha had Hey?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Everyone?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
No, that's list is le list?
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Is let list?
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Why Joe Horradios fast as well?
Speaker 7 (10:00):
Let's let's oh honey, oh god, I'll come over you.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
No, I know, Oh what, good morning.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
It's a big show on the radio. Usually I give
away my wonderful thing right now, but we have a
little prominently wonderful thing department. I thought of why it
changed the locks on the doors when it was hard
to get to my big bag. You know, I'm in
the monetary bag. I was worried about maybe you'd find
(11:07):
my loot stash. You have a loot stash. Well, you know,
I'm giving some of it away now. I had the
Coasta Rican dime, and then this week is a one
thousand donar bill from the Central Bank of Iraq and
an uncirculated decommissioned Iraqi coin. Right that was from our
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products for good days, yep, I found that. But then
the thousand dollars donar bill is still a thousand dollars
one thousand donar. That is their currency in Iraq. Man,
I got a bunch of stuff from Iraq. I have
it never been there thanks to our special forces in
our militarys. Yeah, I sure did, man, So I'm happy
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to share. Have you a thousand dollars donar, No, I
mean one thousand donar bill on the outside of your
money roll. What happens when you do it like that?
You say dollar instead of here's about six attorneys at
corporate and stand upright. Yeah, Well you can see pictures
of both of them at the Big Show dot Com.
(12:12):
And we'll meet right here and I will get in
my bag of wonderful things and bring something in next Monday.
Maybe I'll sweeten. Yeah, I gotta tell you, we just
don't believe you anymore. I'm alright with that. It's more surprise. Yeah, okay,
So where are we? Oh? Yeah, we getting ready for
swords and we get him up on the zoom. Big
(12:33):
Show rolls on Good Morning, Big Show's on the radio.
Coming up, we'll play worthy word for a Happy Herd
prize pack. Hey, I don't tell you all about it.
It's just a second. But we gotta get to our man,
Tom Sorens and nothing because we have to because we
wanted to. Good morning Tom, How are you, my buddy?
Speaker 8 (12:53):
The greatest introduction of my life?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
And I'm good.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I've been following on the John Bobilly Facebook page, hadn't
had on the air the last couple of weeks. But
here we are. Super Bowl is set and Tom he
starts out here. One hundred and fifth NFL season begins
September fifth, when Kansas City beat Baltimore twenty seven to
twenty and you put it on paper, just like we've
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been watching all year, the refs favor of the Chiefs.
There you go. I said it, Okay, Wow, what you
got buddy?
Speaker 9 (13:25):
How do you really feel, tom Oh?
Speaker 8 (13:29):
I thought you were talking to Randy. You know what,
I don't think that the refs chat in Casey's favor.
I think they miss some calls, but it's such a
perception now, it's like part of who they are, the
Kansas City. The refs love us, but I just think
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they have the best quarterback in football. I think they
have the best coach in football. They play every game
at home, and that's just a tough team to beat.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Sure it was, and last week went one and one
because Pig Buffalo dog on it. They could not get
past the Chiefs. As we know now, that score was
thirty two to twenty nine. Again, the Chiefs win in
a single score game. They have the ability to do that.
It looks like anytime they want to.
Speaker 8 (14:18):
Tom, I thought, you know, the line was two, so
you know, I bet them Buffalo. I got my two points,
and I felt good about it all game long. And
there was one. There are a couple of huge plays
at the end. That one was that controversial. Buffalo went
for and fourth down and the first official rule they
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made it second officials, so now they didn't make it.
They looked at it in a replay. I couldn't tell.
I mean, I did everything. I was drinking vodka and
I took it. And when I need good luck, I
sip in the vodka and I moved from the carpet
to the hardwood and I don't swallow it. And I
did that. I did every thing, and they still didn't
get the call. But I tell you, late in that game,
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it seemed like Buffalo's offense on every short down was
all right, Josh crash into some three hundred pound guys,
teacher can make any yards. Whereas Casey ran its offense.
Casey just did what it does. And I thought Casey
was more poised. And I mean I was down because
I just wanted to win this game. But I Casey
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was better.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Andy Reid coach Andy Reid, he was holding a play
like to the end of the game, like he had
what though they had one in his pocket, he would
not use that play, and he probably probably would have
worked four or five times. You know, he is something, man,
He's a great coach.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
You know what else was cool about it? I mean
other coaches, a lot of them try to be so slick.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Man.
Speaker 8 (15:46):
He's more gel than I do. But Andy is just
a hamburger eating, happy, funny guy who doesn't make a
big deal out of himself. But he could. You look
at a guy like Belichick and it's just like, look,
how seriously is look? How important is Reid? Is just Hey,
I'm just a regular guy who happens to be the
best coach in all of football.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
You got it?
Speaker 9 (16:06):
Looks like a guy who loves football, is.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
What she does? I love that? Is that the picture
of him when he was a passing kick, when he
was like thirteen? Is that what I'm thinking about? Tom?
You know what? He's standing in line.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
And he's like yeah, he was like yeah, yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 8 (16:25):
It's about forty hamburgers ago.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
That's right, all right? So the Pro Bowl is this
week that'll be happening in Orlando. What in the world
how they going to do it this weekend? Tom? I
can't figure it out anymore.
Speaker 8 (16:39):
Yeah, it's tough. They're doing it Thursday night and that
will be televised, and they're gonna do it again. That's
some on ESPN from seven to eight thirty, and they're
gonna do it against Sunday from three to six thirty.
What they want to do is, you know, the home
run derby and baseball is so cool, and I think
the three point contest at the NBA All Star Game
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and the dunk contests are really cool too, and the
NFL is trying to do that. So they're having a
tug of war and they're having They're gonna play dodgeball,
and they're gonna play Madden Madden video game, and there's
gonna be a lot of DJ This is Manning's are
gonna coach, and it's all true. I don't I kind
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of like run. I like the relay race could be
cool and how far can the guy throw football? It's
kind of cool. But the other stuff is so gimmick.
I mean, we did this stuff in sixth grade and
we didn't even get paid.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
It's all just to get people to gamble. I mean,
it's just to get people to bet on these things. Well,
can you bet on the on the flag football game.
It's gonna be Sunday, alright. It was competitions last night
and then Sunday when to the dodgeball and all that
in the flag football? Do you bet on that? Tom?
Speaker 8 (17:53):
It depends John Boy and your I Q if I'm
a friend with somebody on Facebook and I found out
that they found a way to better than the poll
bill Tobull, they are unfriended.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
You know.
Speaker 9 (18:07):
Now I understand flag football because they're bringing that to
the Olympics next summer Olympics, So I understand trying to
drum up some you know, interest in that.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
So so this is the all pros playing flag football, Tom.
Speaker 8 (18:19):
There's all pros doing it, and then there's a national competition,
uh for international for like high school age people playing,
and that's that's kind of a precursor to the Olympics. Yeah,
it is going to be an Olympic sports. But you know,
if you're making millions and millions of dollars a year,
you are not going to want to pull a muscle
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playing flag. Some players will get caught up in it,
and then they'll look at their coaches and one will
be Eli Manning and one will Peyton and they're going
get off the TV.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I mean they're on I know.
Speaker 8 (18:53):
You guys like, oh, like Taylor Swift. They're on TV
more than Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
I let's talk about that. That's one put on the list.
I said, I'm tired of Peyton Manning. Manning.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
I'm forty four now.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
So yeah, so Eli, and uh, what Payton Brothers is
going to be kicking field goals? Now? Is that happening
this Pro Bowl weekend? Or you know you can bet
on that speaking a bet on stupid stuff.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
I'll be honest with you, I have no idea. I
don't think it's this weekend because I think that would
just be too much drama. You're right, Ball period.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
That's a show all had so well. The Super Bowl
fifty nine, February ninth, that's one week from this Sunday
in New Orleans on Fox and Tom will pick it
next week. Tom, enjoy your Pro Bowl weekend, buddy. We
appreciate you.
Speaker 8 (19:47):
We can talk about it, and I guess we won't. Hey,
you guys, everybody have a good weekend.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah, thanks so much.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Tom.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
All, Well, let's play our wordy word game while we
read to go one eight hundred. Big show you told
free line, get a couple of contests, some play next,
(20:24):
Good morning, there's a Big Show on the radio and
joined Friday, January at thirty first with you appreciate you.
Look at our feature track from the Big Show bit Box.
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bit box at the Bigshow dot comy right.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Now, everybody's head, I bout the bed, the.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Wording word and the wording word. Let's meet the contestants.
We got Shirley from Cosetta, Georgia. A good morning, Shirley,
Good morning, Yes, Shirley and John Boy. Now I got
Richard for me eating North Carolina. Good morning, Richard, good
morning all right, Richard and Tayter. All right, so our
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team's just like that, all right, so uh Richard, that's
Shirley from Georgia. Shirley Richard up here in North Carolina.
All right. Hey, love it when Big Show listeners meet
for the first time, even it was over the phone. Hey, y'all,
there's argulright all right, So Richard, you relax, Me and
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Shirley we'll go for the first thirty seconds. Let's see
how many we can get. Baby, are you ready? Okay?
All right, here we go. Ready there, Range, you got them? Okay,
starting the clock now, Pink oink goes the Yeah. You
you do this to your hair, not with a brush,
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but with a no clue. Do it to your hair
to get it straight? Guys? Do it? You say?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
What?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Yeah? All right? Do you take a picture with a camera?
Uh huh? A fire breathing?
Speaker 10 (22:07):
What dragon?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yeah? Uh huh? You go down this into the pool
when you were a kid? Yes, a girl going to work.
Surely we put a five on the board. So Richard
and Tater were there first thirty Richard, are you ready
shoot it and go? All right?
Speaker 9 (22:27):
Oh? A bird's mouth is called a what yep?
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Who?
Speaker 9 (22:34):
Who says this bird?
Speaker 8 (22:35):
Who?
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
You?
Speaker 9 (22:37):
Bugs? Bunny was one of these.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yep?
Speaker 9 (22:43):
See you later? Blanky alligator? Uh, you don't have to
pay for it.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
It is three.
Speaker 9 (22:51):
Opposite of hot.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (22:56):
How do you solve a blank? Like Maria?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Oh? Taylor started thinking until we count on that sometimes.
Speaker 9 (23:08):
To speak during the game six.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
On the board six to five, Richard leeds after round one,
all right, there we go Shirley for round two. Are
you ready? I am okay, start the clock now. In
math class, you would have to work on a no,
a math blank, it's a it's a what hey, this
could be a blank? So the word okay, don't be
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one of these. Don't be a oh gone it come on,
I can't think anything. Uh, you're acting up. You are
a real blank, a mathematical blank. No, you gotta work
out one of these two ones too. What she said?
Speaker 9 (23:56):
Okay, okay, I couldn't hear it from all his crime, man,
what else can I say for a problem?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
I just went blank on that.
Speaker 9 (24:06):
How do you solve a blank like marine?
Speaker 3 (24:08):
That was yours? I didn't even know that.
Speaker 9 (24:10):
I know, I have no idea. That's what I came
up with that.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
So well, it is tied up right now, So Tayter
and Richard eat out of one and the victory is yours.
All right? Oh this was a tough yeah.
Speaker 9 (24:23):
Ready go hey, I can't hear you. It's too blank
in here.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Wow, yass it?
Speaker 9 (24:31):
The color of money is hey?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Get more? Well, if you were tied up, I'm trying
to be cheerful.
Speaker 9 (24:40):
Well, Robert, and I thank you for the big finish.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Thought it was Richard, but whatever, Sureley, you can drag
in any time. There baby appreciation problem. I was the
blank and that one. All right, Shirley, Thank you Richard
a prize back, head over to eating good games. Good morning,
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Big Shows on the radio. Alright, you got something you'd
like to hear? It ain't no problem. Hit us up
the job on Billy Facebook page. We got Derek Wayne
Robinson out of Catswayne, North Carolina. I had Derek Wayne
down there on the beautiful coast. Let's say Derek. Well, well, well,
he says, I hadn't heard Oliver's been on Randy's return
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to the studio. Love you mina. All right, Derek, let's
take care of that. Coming up next morning, Big Shows
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on the radio. Bid request time Derrick Wayne Robinson, Oh
dw you know him? Out of Castle Hayne, North Carolina.
Here you go, it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Well well, well.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
They say the more things change, the more they stay
the same. But if you think about it, that's really stupid.
If you really examine some of the best known age
old sayings, most of them are absolute garbage, like you
can't go home again. It should be you shouldn't go
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home again, which brings me to the subject of Randy.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Unless you've been under a rock you know that after
twelve years, Randy is back in the Big Show studio
since the first of the year. This begs the question why.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
See all of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Everyone seems to forget why he was moved to the
corner office in the first place.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
John Boy used to say that it was a promotion
to executive producer, but in truth, Randy was promoted to
save his life, not because the stress was too much
or his fragile psyche couldn't handle the rigors of the job.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
It was so John Boy couldn't kill him.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
I agree. Oh there's more. I'm sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Before Randy's exit, they'd been together in the studio for
twenty years.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Twenty years.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Damn, that's longer than most marriages. And why do most
marriages end? Because one person has had a big fa
buttload of the other person. So, oh, there's more. So
Randy was put in time out, and to take up
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the slack from Randy's vacancy, Hanson was brought in, Good
old Hansen. He was comedy gold. He mumbled his way
right into the hearts of our listeners. It was a
little like having the Hamburglar on staff. I can't do
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the voice, and then he decided to retire so as
Bert Fern would say, what to do, what to do?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Can't do that voice either.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Apparently, sometime over the Christmas break, John Boy spent some
thinking time on his tractor, and upon our return, Randy
was in Hanson's old seat. Immediately everyone's started what was
affectionately known around here as snapwatch twenty twenty. What day,
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what time? Under what circumstance would John Boy snap? After all,
this was his idea, but so was Brady.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
And made a man or the dirt.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Guy, or this crowning achievement wearing crocs to work.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Now, don't get me wrong, Randy is a genius. He's
Apple certified. Whatever the hell that is. I'd say, just
ask him, but don't worry, he'll tell you long before
you do it. As a producer, he's untouchable. He can
take any old sorry ass shop one bit pillars hands
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him and turns it into chicken salad. He can even
make Tatus sound like she can sing. Do you know
how hard that is? But you see, Oh there's more.
You'll get your turn in the barrel missing. But all
of these attributes are that of a nerd, and we
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all know that nerds are most comfortable around their own
kind and away from normal people. And by normal I
mean us talk about a square peg in a round hole,
more like a square peg in a corn hole. I
mean look at this group. Look how they dress. John
Boy looks like he went to a Hea Haw garage sale.
(30:41):
Billy dresses like a Hollywood screenwriter who hasn't had a.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Hit in ever.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Pillars Pillars dresses like the world's most well fed homeless person.
Taina dresses like whatever's in her boyfriend's closet, and Jackie
dresses like a white girl trying to dress like a
black girl. But Randy, Randy strolls in wearing a sport coat,
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button up shirts, neatly pressed and pleated slacks, and dress shoes.
It looks like he's going to the funeral of someone
he didn't know very well. And he smells great, like
Recard noir great. He wears just enough to kill the
smell of John Boy's farm stink and pillars O de
(31:39):
Catpie and double Whopper. Randy's return also upended cast placement.
Taita has spent the last twelve years in Randy's old chair.
Now she gets bumped over to Hansen's druel stained seat.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
At least I think it's dru Is she bitter? Does
she feel demoted?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Does she think she got kicked down the pecking order because.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
She's so stupid and incompetent?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Does she set up a half assed workstation with an
old laptop, a case of Raspberry Bubbly, and a seemingly
endless supply of microwave popcorn just to try to prove
that she's still relevant at hoping to impress the powers
that be so they won't ultimately boot her down to
Pearl's position.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
This is your turn now, Yes, and the.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Real tweak is Randy's work ethic. He cares.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
See, we've spent the last twelve years with good enough
Hansen would spit his way through an unintelligible sports brief.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Eah, good enough.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Billy tells a joke that's too smart for our audience,
but he refuses to dumb it down for some boneheaded
mass audience. Yeah, good enough, tightertainment. Yeah, let's skip that one,
but you get the idea. It was the charm of
the show country, half wits half assen it for four
(33:26):
hours in the morning. Then along comes Randy to crack
the whip like a gay Sergeant Hulker trying to get
the stripe splitude in shape. I mean, you can actually
hear his butt pucker when something is too loosey goosey
for him. You can see on his face that he
wants to say something. Oh, but he's not.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Sure what sort of mood John Boy is in.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Despite his good nature Junior Sapple's affability, John Boy can
have his short fuse. No, no, really, The problem is
you never know until it's too late, and that's what's
so funny until it's not, and then it's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Stupid John Boy ball arm.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Ball m It's a great time to be alive at
the end of the day.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
I think one of the greatest contributors to future John
Boy snappage is the listener response to Randy's return. It's
been overwhelmingly positive. People love Randy, no really, and that's
really gotta stick in John Boy's crawl. I mean, if
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they're loving on Randy, the poopa smooching of mister Boy
starts to slow down, and it's the perfect storm of
hurt feelings. It's like having a jealous dog. At some point,
they'll have enough and drop a deuce on your oriental rum.
So enjoy the show now more than ever. Be sure
to listen every single day, because at some point you
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never know when that you know what will hit the
fan or the oriental rug in Randy's office.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
Oh and welcome back, Randy.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
It was a tablong good morning make shows on the radio.
(35:52):
Tuning in here. I'm in Tom you matter week early
he will pick the super Bowl winner one week from
right now, Ansels sitting in Philadelphia. There was the Chiefs
going for three in a row, something that nobody who's
ever done before. Get today. Meanwhile, our feature track from
the Big Show Bedbox You like this? Key words mom visits,
(36:16):
Hey stupid? Where's your maid? Hey Spiky? They're just pulling
up in a limo. Now. I can't believe Cadbury's mom
came here all away from England, England.
Speaker 11 (36:26):
Ain't we gotting the foreigners in this country already? Why
don't you just bring the whole damn family over. Friend
of mine's the dentist. He can use the word not
at all.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Mister personality here to come.
Speaker 11 (36:36):
Holy pete. They looked like a couple of bowling pins.
They plan on sitting down. I better pushing chairs together.
Yeah we are, mother.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
This he's the yellow Rose.
Speaker 9 (36:48):
Oh how great oohing billods and look to all the TVs.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
How American? Hello, Oh, mother Cadbury.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
This is my good friend and employer, most boy.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Hey, Mama Cadberry. You can call me John Boy, and.
Speaker 9 (37:04):
You may call me Victoria.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
Oh, Nigel, he doesn't look like a dog at all.
Speaker 9 (37:09):
He's adorable.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
I can't help it. I'm just a dollar slip of
the tongue, Sir. I'd be mad if I knew what
it meant. Yes, and this is Spanky. He's the owner
of this fine establishment.
Speaker 11 (37:24):
I was going there, Margaret that you got your green carts.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Never mind him, Victoria, he just kidding. He's won him
quirky Southern stereo times you heard about you just make
yourself at home.
Speaker 9 (37:36):
Will let me freshen up a bit. It's been a
long journey. I'll just get a visit to the lou
if you don't mind.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
I don't mind. What is it?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
The lows the water close at the restroom, sir, it's
right over there, mother.
Speaker 9 (37:48):
Thank you, Nigel. Won't to be a movement.
Speaker 12 (37:51):
Hurry back, miss you already you Hey, you find a
guy in there, it's just Yogi. Wake him up and
tell him to judge Judy's God. Are you sure this
is the proper place for a reception?
Speaker 3 (38:04):
You want to give her a taste of America ride?
What better place in the Yellow Rose? Not to mention
all that Southern hospitality?
Speaker 11 (38:12):
Okay, Jack asked you and the penguin want to stop
hanging around the front door. You're scaring away the paying
customers love that Southern hospitality. More thing you there, mister French.
We ain't got no kidney pie or sheep got casserole
in the back. She's gonna have to eat American food.
Oh deah, I don't even mention food. My stomach is
all a churn.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Hey, bigfoot, what's his problem?
Speaker 11 (38:32):
Usually he pounds down the chicken livers like the big
bed wolf.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
He's just nervous. He hasn't seen his mom in a while.
He wants everything to be perfect.
Speaker 11 (38:40):
I got just a thing here, Tubby, take a pull
off of this and calm your nerves. Ah ice water,
Thank you, Spanky, and in a Mason jaw houroral.
Speaker 5 (38:52):
Son of a son, a son of a.
Speaker 11 (38:56):
Is this won't shine good year too day hie, heavans.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Get that out of here. The last thing we need
is Cadbury getting hammered and starting to rumble in front
of his mom.
Speaker 11 (39:08):
All right, all right, just give me a second. I
gotta wait till the old crow gets.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
Out of the crapper. Why do you have to wait?
Speaker 11 (39:13):
I hide the white lightning in the cabinet under the sinks.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Oh yeah, what's you worried about, Cadbury?
Speaker 12 (39:24):
That spiky she found your stash, my moonshine, there you are.
Speaker 9 (39:32):
And there's your your handsome friend.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
She's hammered, mother?
Speaker 4 (39:38):
What have you done?
Speaker 8 (39:40):
Where?
Speaker 4 (39:41):
I was looking for some chishu and I found.
Speaker 13 (39:44):
The most delightful bottled waters my diickles the snoot son mother?
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Please? How about you there, Cadbury? I'm not sure, but
I think your mom's hitting on me best.
Speaker 11 (40:05):
She must be tanked in hey laugh, fetched up, your majesty.
Speaker 12 (40:08):
That's private stock, what's delicials?
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Holy moly, she's chugging it like a sailor.
Speaker 11 (40:16):
I said, give me.
Speaker 13 (40:17):
That big head who you pulled back a stop?
Speaker 3 (40:23):
Mister spanks? Did he?
Speaker 4 (40:25):
You'd be wise to just let her finish it. At
this point, she can be quite stubborn.
Speaker 11 (40:30):
Oh yeah, well so can I now listen here?
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Vicky?
Speaker 11 (40:34):
Don't make me throw you out of here on your butt?
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Uh what do you mean? Oh? For it, that's what
I mean.
Speaker 11 (40:47):
Don't say I didn't warn you, Sorry, Penguin, Your mom
is getting the bum's rush. Cadbury, do something. Spanky's making
a move for your mom.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
Get some jubby.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Look away, sir, not big you hey, not the face,
not the face, may cad Gary.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
She's wailing, spaiky good. I see where you get it. Yes,
usually skips the generation too, so shall we break them up?
Let them go for a while to It feels good
to be on this side of it for the Channel.
Speaker 10 (41:23):
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Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'm on yell man mag here.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
How's it going, mag?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
How you think it's going well? I'm a little peeve.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
What's the boy?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
The economy is in sad shape an example of car companies.
Nobody's taking it harder than the airlines. Seems like every
time you turn around, or trying to charge you extra
for something you used to get for free. Person was
twenty five bucks if your bag was too heavy, and
they started making you paper them scrumptious in flight meals.
(01:05):
Now there's an airline that wants to charge you extra
to use the toilet. And when the kind of dude
they're serving, trust me, you're gonna need to use the
toilet for you to get in the Disney World. According
to the New York Times, some budget airline over in
Ireland is talking about putting pay toilets on all their planes. Please,
(01:27):
have you ever been in an airplane toilet like trying
to take a dumping an MRI machine? And now they
want to charge you extra for verty Soon it'll be
in case of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, insert
a dollar and the bill slot and the oxygen mask
will drop down. And speaking of can't even take a
(01:48):
dumping piece anymore, The tree huggers have identified the next
major threat to the global environment toilet paper. All green
pieces are on Twitter about how Americans love soft, fluffy
bathroom tissue. Apparently it's killing the planet. Extra soft toilet
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paper uses more trees than budget brands, and that's a
threat to all the old growth forest around the world. Well,
let me just say, and I have never met this
more littery than I do right now, my big old Basically,
green Peace wants us to go back to using that
(02:30):
cheap sandpaper feeling stuff we had back in junior high
school in Oda kinda still got chunks of.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Wood in it.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Here's their incredible clothes. Fluffy toilet paper is worse for
the environment than driving around in a hummer pay worse.
They were holier than now now they're but holier than that. Look.
I ain't got nothing against the environment, But if it
comes down to a choice between old growth forests and
(02:58):
continew off t saut, I say, warm up the change off.
This is America. We didn't win two World Wars and
invent the big screen TV so we could go back
to wiping our butt with a sears kind of if
i'll gorn all other in viral pusses want to start
(03:19):
using corn cobs again, y'all have that. As for me,
I'll give up my soft, frumfy toilet paper when you
pride for my cold dead you know, now, praise the Lord,
pass a sharman and quit wording Tom Boy Billy, y'all
getting straight up her John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Good morning rad yelled dumb right a morning that big
(04:19):
shows on the radio. In our NFL Friday morning, quarterback
Tom Sorensen joins us in about twenty minutes, as we
had been to Pro Bowl weekend. Now, what's going on
with the NFL this weekend? Rat to get you to
watch you TV? If they're successful? Right now it's time
(04:41):
to ax Hike, yo.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
What's up? Patrick?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You won't let me run the pocket lot?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I got Patrick in training for the All Intern Boxing Championship.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Who wants up?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yo?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
What's up?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Welcome to ex Heike for all the far.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Ward one you need for all ya what you call
Afro intramural relationships?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Uh dig this?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I my fiance and I recently found out that I
am pregnant. His last name is Jones, and he wants
to name the baby Indiana into Anna Jones. And she
wrote that down. He dead serious. Although I find it funny,
I also think it would be cruel and unusual punishment
for the poor child.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Please help me.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
What do you think, Rosie Schmidt, Jefferson, Tennessee, Dear Rosie Schmidt.
If it were up to me, I name him Love Jones.
But uh, ain't no sense.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
In me naming everybody. What do I think?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I think crack smoking by pants is way up in
the world. Let me preach on it into Anna Jones.
Huhm mm, white people. That movie been out for almost
thirty years. They act like they're the first one to
think of it. Oh, they think they're doing this boy
favor byeive h him a name of some sort of
action adventuating hero. But what if he don't amount to nothing?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Is your son Anyana Jones like the movie?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
He Aniana Jones like the forty year old couch potatoes
still living at home.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
That that that Now.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
We're not talking about.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Nicknames here like Yoga or Spakett or t Bone or
Gammy or astro turn.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
There's names your crew.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Give you we talking about the name on your birthening certificate,
your driving and license, your social secrutiny number, and you
got nothing to say about it. For you ever get
the chance to screw up your life up by yourself. Oh,
Mom and dad gotta get that hand in there and
get creative. Allow me to elucidate. Listen to this this real, y'all.
(06:47):
It's hard to believe they figured out how to have kids,
let alone.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Come up with a name for Arizona.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Rickets sounds like what you get from meeting too much Arizona.
Bob Cat rockets sounds like what you give me to
a bombcat, Miss belch m de loon. Who canna ask
her to the prom man? It's billy name of these kids?
Oh yeah, and chrysanthemum turn up seed jackpot. Those is
(07:15):
my people, speaking of my people. Ain't nobody script a
kid named like a brother or sister used to be
Rufus or Cleve islands about it. As off the hook
as we get there, Russ came along. Nine months later.
There's about six million Kunta Kent's bond. Then we discovered
(07:36):
ear islimon everybody was named Mohammed. Somebody then we got
both with that, and we started the real vibilation free
for all. Like since I know got a pair of
twins named Lemarngelo and a Rongelo. Ooh, that sounded exotic,
don't it until you read it? Orange jello and lemon jello.
Till they do opened up the cupboard, they might have
(07:56):
ended up with saltine and rich or or little chunky
sirloin burger and clam chowder. Hey go call extra Crunchy
Jiff and Peter pan and for dinner. Man, I know
whole family named that kid Mercedes Ferrari had partia. I
guess they couldn't spell a lamborda giguinea or whatever. Why
should just throw the damn dix there in the blunder Rader. Hey,
(08:19):
how's it going there? Nimrod k funk? What time you
got there? Viperella, pink Staff, I'm putting you in the game,
god Zella, Gorrella, pimp Hunter. You're gonna be replacing Ducks
and Boogoloo Coleman. These all real names.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Y'all ain't making these other And it's like that all
over the world. In Russia, you got the oh what's
his name? Ball's frozen off.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Over there in Germany, you got that fellow horse Radish
China they got who flung dung and one fat hole.
That's a hell of a wedding nas Palatic. England's got
I have a biggin no wonder. The Irakis's cracky with
names like Who's been fourteen and al Sheep Madraws. Gotta
make Seymour butch jock strap, eating beans by a tinkle dew,
(09:04):
Wayne pipe and carrot top sound normal? Don't all I
can say at Rosie schmid Is you could do a
whole lot western that into Anna Jones. Just be thankful
your parents had the decens and nothing name you dumb,
then you'd have really had a reason to introduce old
Jim Shoes to mister Hugh Jazz.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
This is peace out, ef You want to ax Hike.
Mail to Axike Big Show pio box one nine one
one one. Charlotte didn't see two eight two one nine
Email anybody but me at the Big Show dot com.
Jim Shoes all wait here are hot? Well heard? Het?
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Ha had Hey?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Everyone?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
No, that's list is le list?
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Is let list?
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Why Joe Horradios fast as well?
Speaker 7 (10:00):
Let's let's oh honey, oh god, I'll come over you.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
No, I know, Oh what, good morning.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
It's a big show on the radio. Usually I give
away my wonderful thing right now, but we have a
little prominently wonderful thing department. I thought of why it
changed the locks on the doors when it was hard
to get to my big bag. You know, I'm in
the monetary bag. I was worried about maybe you'd find
(11:07):
my loot stash. You have a loot stash. Well, you know,
I'm giving some of it away now. I had the
Coasta Rican dime, and then this week is a one
thousand donar bill from the Central Bank of Iraq and
an uncirculated decommissioned Iraqi coin. Right that was from our
(11:29):
products for good days, yep, I found that. But then
the thousand dollars donar bill is still a thousand dollars
one thousand donar. That is their currency in Iraq. Man,
I got a bunch of stuff from Iraq. I have
it never been there thanks to our special forces in
our militarys. Yeah, I sure did, man, So I'm happy
(11:51):
to share. Have you a thousand dollars donar, No, I
mean one thousand donar bill on the outside of your
money roll. What happens when you do it like that?
You say dollar instead of here's about six attorneys at
corporate and stand upright. Yeah, Well you can see pictures
of both of them at the Big Show dot Com.
(12:12):
And we'll meet right here and I will get in
my bag of wonderful things and bring something in next Monday.
Maybe I'll sweeten. Yeah, I gotta tell you, we just
don't believe you anymore. I'm alright with that. It's more surprise. Yeah, okay,
So where are we? Oh? Yeah, we getting ready for
swords and we get him up on the zoom. Big
(12:33):
Show rolls on Good Morning, Big Show's on the radio.
Coming up, we'll play worthy word for a Happy Herd
prize pack. Hey, I don't tell you all about it.
It's just a second. But we gotta get to our man,
Tom Sorens and nothing because we have to because we
wanted to. Good morning Tom, How are you, my buddy?
Speaker 8 (12:53):
The greatest introduction of my life?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
And I'm good.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I've been following on the John Bobilly Facebook page, hadn't
had on the air the last couple of weeks. But
here we are. Super Bowl is set and Tom he
starts out here. One hundred and fifth NFL season begins
September fifth, when Kansas City beat Baltimore twenty seven to
twenty and you put it on paper, just like we've
(13:18):
been watching all year, the refs favor of the Chiefs.
There you go. I said it, Okay, Wow, what you
got buddy?
Speaker 9 (13:25):
How do you really feel, tom Oh?
Speaker 8 (13:29):
I thought you were talking to Randy. You know what,
I don't think that the refs chat in Casey's favor.
I think they miss some calls, but it's such a
perception now, it's like part of who they are, the
Kansas City. The refs love us, but I just think
(13:50):
they have the best quarterback in football. I think they
have the best coach in football. They play every game
at home, and that's just a tough team to beat.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Sure it was, and last week went one and one
because Pig Buffalo dog on it. They could not get
past the Chiefs. As we know now, that score was
thirty two to twenty nine. Again, the Chiefs win in
a single score game. They have the ability to do that.
It looks like anytime they want to.
Speaker 8 (14:18):
Tom, I thought, you know, the line was two, so
you know, I bet them Buffalo. I got my two points,
and I felt good about it all game long. And
there was one. There are a couple of huge plays
at the end. That one was that controversial. Buffalo went
for and fourth down and the first official rule they
(14:42):
made it second officials, so now they didn't make it.
They looked at it in a replay. I couldn't tell.
I mean, I did everything. I was drinking vodka and
I took it. And when I need good luck, I
sip in the vodka and I moved from the carpet
to the hardwood and I don't swallow it. And I
did that. I did every thing, and they still didn't
get the call. But I tell you, late in that game,
(15:04):
it seemed like Buffalo's offense on every short down was
all right, Josh crash into some three hundred pound guys,
teacher can make any yards. Whereas Casey ran its offense.
Casey just did what it does. And I thought Casey
was more poised. And I mean I was down because
I just wanted to win this game. But I Casey
(15:25):
was better.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Andy Reid coach Andy Reid, he was holding a play
like to the end of the game, like he had
what though they had one in his pocket, he would
not use that play, and he probably probably would have
worked four or five times. You know, he is something, man,
He's a great coach.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
You know what else was cool about it? I mean
other coaches, a lot of them try to be so slick.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Man.
Speaker 8 (15:46):
He's more gel than I do. But Andy is just
a hamburger eating, happy, funny guy who doesn't make a
big deal out of himself. But he could. You look
at a guy like Belichick and it's just like, look,
how seriously is look? How important is Reid? Is just Hey,
I'm just a regular guy who happens to be the
best coach in all of football.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
You got it?
Speaker 9 (16:06):
Looks like a guy who loves football, is.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
What she does? I love that? Is that the picture
of him when he was a passing kick, when he
was like thirteen? Is that what I'm thinking about? Tom?
You know what? He's standing in line.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
And he's like yeah, he was like yeah, yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 8 (16:25):
It's about forty hamburgers ago.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
That's right, all right? So the Pro Bowl is this
week that'll be happening in Orlando. What in the world
how they going to do it this weekend? Tom? I
can't figure it out anymore.
Speaker 8 (16:39):
Yeah, it's tough. They're doing it Thursday night and that
will be televised, and they're gonna do it again. That's
some on ESPN from seven to eight thirty, and they're
gonna do it against Sunday from three to six thirty.
What they want to do is, you know, the home
run derby and baseball is so cool, and I think
the three point contest at the NBA All Star Game
(17:01):
and the dunk contests are really cool too, and the
NFL is trying to do that. So they're having a
tug of war and they're having They're gonna play dodgeball,
and they're gonna play Madden Madden video game, and there's
gonna be a lot of DJ This is Manning's are
gonna coach, and it's all true. I don't I kind
(17:23):
of like run. I like the relay race could be
cool and how far can the guy throw football? It's
kind of cool. But the other stuff is so gimmick.
I mean, we did this stuff in sixth grade and
we didn't even get paid.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
It's all just to get people to gamble. I mean,
it's just to get people to bet on these things. Well,
can you bet on the on the flag football game.
It's gonna be Sunday, alright. It was competitions last night
and then Sunday when to the dodgeball and all that
in the flag football? Do you bet on that? Tom?
Speaker 8 (17:53):
It depends John Boy and your I Q if I'm
a friend with somebody on Facebook and I found out
that they found a way to better than the poll
bill Tobull, they are unfriended.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
You know.
Speaker 9 (18:07):
Now I understand flag football because they're bringing that to
the Olympics next summer Olympics, So I understand trying to
drum up some you know, interest in that.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
So so this is the all pros playing flag football, Tom.
Speaker 8 (18:19):
There's all pros doing it, and then there's a national competition,
uh for international for like high school age people playing,
and that's that's kind of a precursor to the Olympics. Yeah,
it is going to be an Olympic sports. But you know,
if you're making millions and millions of dollars a year,
you are not going to want to pull a muscle
(18:40):
playing flag. Some players will get caught up in it,
and then they'll look at their coaches and one will
be Eli Manning and one will Peyton and they're going
get off the TV.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I mean they're on I know.
Speaker 8 (18:53):
You guys like, oh, like Taylor Swift. They're on TV
more than Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
I let's talk about that. That's one put on the list.
I said, I'm tired of Peyton Manning. Manning.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
I'm forty four now.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
So yeah, so Eli, and uh, what Payton Brothers is
going to be kicking field goals? Now? Is that happening
this Pro Bowl weekend? Or you know you can bet
on that speaking a bet on stupid stuff.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
I'll be honest with you, I have no idea. I
don't think it's this weekend because I think that would
just be too much drama. You're right, Ball period.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
That's a show all had so well. The Super Bowl
fifty nine, February ninth, that's one week from this Sunday
in New Orleans on Fox and Tom will pick it
next week. Tom, enjoy your Pro Bowl weekend, buddy. We
appreciate you.
Speaker 8 (19:47):
We can talk about it, and I guess we won't. Hey,
you guys, everybody have a good weekend.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah, thanks so much.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Tom.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
All, Well, let's play our wordy word game while we
read to go one eight hundred. Big show you told
free line, get a couple of contests, some play next,
(20:24):
Good morning, there's a Big Show on the radio and
joined Friday, January at thirty first with you appreciate you.
Look at our feature track from the Big Show bit Box.
Cadbury's Mom visits. There's your keywords, Mom visits here the
bit box at the Bigshow dot comy right.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Now, everybody's head, I bout the bed, the.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Wording word and the wording word. Let's meet the contestants.
We got Shirley from Cosetta, Georgia. A good morning, Shirley,
Good morning, Yes, Shirley and John Boy. Now I got
Richard for me eating North Carolina. Good morning, Richard, good
morning all right, Richard and Tayter. All right, so our
(21:08):
team's just like that, all right, so uh Richard, that's
Shirley from Georgia. Shirley Richard up here in North Carolina.
All right. Hey, love it when Big Show listeners meet
for the first time, even it was over the phone. Hey, y'all,
there's argulright all right, So Richard, you relax, Me and
(21:28):
Shirley we'll go for the first thirty seconds. Let's see
how many we can get. Baby, are you ready? Okay?
All right, here we go. Ready there, Range, you got them? Okay,
starting the clock now, Pink oink goes the Yeah. You
you do this to your hair, not with a brush,
(21:50):
but with a no clue. Do it to your hair
to get it straight? Guys? Do it? You say?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
What?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Yeah? All right? Do you take a picture with a camera?
Uh huh? A fire breathing?
Speaker 10 (22:07):
What dragon?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yeah? Uh huh? You go down this into the pool
when you were a kid? Yes, a girl going to work.
Surely we put a five on the board. So Richard
and Tater were there first thirty Richard, are you ready
shoot it and go? All right?
Speaker 9 (22:27):
Oh? A bird's mouth is called a what yep?
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Who?
Speaker 9 (22:34):
Who says this bird?
Speaker 8 (22:35):
Who?
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
You?
Speaker 9 (22:37):
Bugs? Bunny was one of these.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yep?
Speaker 9 (22:43):
See you later? Blanky alligator? Uh, you don't have to
pay for it.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
It is three.
Speaker 9 (22:51):
Opposite of hot.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (22:56):
How do you solve a blank? Like Maria?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Oh? Taylor started thinking until we count on that sometimes.
Speaker 9 (23:08):
To speak during the game six.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
On the board six to five, Richard leeds after round one,
all right, there we go Shirley for round two. Are
you ready? I am okay, start the clock now. In
math class, you would have to work on a no,
a math blank, it's a it's a what hey, this
could be a blank? So the word okay, don't be
(23:34):
one of these. Don't be a oh gone it come on,
I can't think anything. Uh, you're acting up. You are
a real blank, a mathematical blank. No, you gotta work
out one of these two ones too. What she said?
Speaker 9 (23:56):
Okay, okay, I couldn't hear it from all his crime, man,
what else can I say for a problem?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
I just went blank on that.
Speaker 9 (24:06):
How do you solve a blank like marine?
Speaker 3 (24:08):
That was yours? I didn't even know that.
Speaker 9 (24:10):
I know, I have no idea. That's what I came
up with that.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
So well, it is tied up right now, So Tayter
and Richard eat out of one and the victory is yours.
All right? Oh this was a tough yeah.
Speaker 9 (24:23):
Ready go hey, I can't hear you. It's too blank
in here.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Wow, yass it?
Speaker 9 (24:31):
The color of money is hey?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Get more? Well, if you were tied up, I'm trying
to be cheerful.
Speaker 9 (24:40):
Well, Robert, and I thank you for the big finish.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Thought it was Richard, but whatever, Sureley, you can drag
in any time. There baby appreciation problem. I was the
blank and that one. All right, Shirley, Thank you Richard
a prize back, head over to eating good games. Good morning,
(25:07):
Big Shows on the radio. Alright, you got something you'd
like to hear? It ain't no problem. Hit us up
the job on Billy Facebook page. We got Derek Wayne
Robinson out of Catswayne, North Carolina. I had Derek Wayne
down there on the beautiful coast. Let's say Derek. Well, well, well,
he says, I hadn't heard Oliver's been on Randy's return
(25:30):
to the studio. Love you mina. All right, Derek, let's
take care of that. Coming up next morning, Big Shows
(26:01):
on the radio. Bid request time Derrick Wayne Robinson, Oh
dw you know him? Out of Castle Hayne, North Carolina.
Here you go, it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Well well, well.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
They say the more things change, the more they stay
the same. But if you think about it, that's really stupid.
If you really examine some of the best known age
old sayings, most of them are absolute garbage, like you
can't go home again. It should be you shouldn't go
(26:42):
home again, which brings me to the subject of Randy.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Unless you've been under a rock you know that after
twelve years, Randy is back in the Big Show studio
since the first of the year. This begs the question why.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
See all of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Everyone seems to forget why he was moved to the
corner office in the first place.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
John Boy used to say that it was a promotion
to executive producer, but in truth, Randy was promoted to
save his life, not because the stress was too much
or his fragile psyche couldn't handle the rigors of the job.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
It was so John Boy couldn't kill him.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
I agree. Oh there's more. I'm sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Before Randy's exit, they'd been together in the studio for
twenty years.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Twenty years.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Damn, that's longer than most marriages. And why do most
marriages end? Because one person has had a big fa
buttload of the other person. So, oh, there's more. So
Randy was put in time out, and to take up
(28:11):
the slack from Randy's vacancy, Hanson was brought in, Good
old Hansen. He was comedy gold. He mumbled his way
right into the hearts of our listeners. It was a
little like having the Hamburglar on staff. I can't do
(28:32):
the voice, and then he decided to retire so as
Bert Fern would say, what to do, what to do?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Can't do that voice either.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Apparently, sometime over the Christmas break, John Boy spent some
thinking time on his tractor, and upon our return, Randy
was in Hanson's old seat. Immediately everyone's started what was
affectionately known around here as snapwatch twenty twenty. What day,
(29:07):
what time? Under what circumstance would John Boy snap? After all,
this was his idea, but so was Brady.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
And made a man or the dirt.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Guy, or this crowning achievement wearing crocs to work.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Now, don't get me wrong, Randy is a genius. He's
Apple certified. Whatever the hell that is. I'd say, just
ask him, but don't worry, he'll tell you long before
you do it. As a producer, he's untouchable. He can
take any old sorry ass shop one bit pillars hands
(29:55):
him and turns it into chicken salad. He can even
make Tatus sound like she can sing. Do you know
how hard that is? But you see, Oh there's more.
You'll get your turn in the barrel missing. But all
of these attributes are that of a nerd, and we
(30:17):
all know that nerds are most comfortable around their own
kind and away from normal people. And by normal I
mean us talk about a square peg in a round hole,
more like a square peg in a corn hole. I
mean look at this group. Look how they dress. John
Boy looks like he went to a Hea Haw garage sale.
(30:41):
Billy dresses like a Hollywood screenwriter who hasn't had a.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Hit in ever.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Pillars Pillars dresses like the world's most well fed homeless person.
Taina dresses like whatever's in her boyfriend's closet, and Jackie
dresses like a white girl trying to dress like a
black girl. But Randy, Randy strolls in wearing a sport coat,
(31:16):
button up shirts, neatly pressed and pleated slacks, and dress shoes.
It looks like he's going to the funeral of someone
he didn't know very well. And he smells great, like
Recard noir great. He wears just enough to kill the
smell of John Boy's farm stink and pillars O de
(31:39):
Catpie and double Whopper. Randy's return also upended cast placement.
Taita has spent the last twelve years in Randy's old chair.
Now she gets bumped over to Hansen's druel stained seat.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
At least I think it's dru Is she bitter? Does
she feel demoted?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Does she think she got kicked down the pecking order because.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
She's so stupid and incompetent?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Does she set up a half assed workstation with an
old laptop, a case of Raspberry Bubbly, and a seemingly
endless supply of microwave popcorn just to try to prove
that she's still relevant at hoping to impress the powers
that be so they won't ultimately boot her down to
Pearl's position.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
This is your turn now, Yes, and the.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Real tweak is Randy's work ethic. He cares.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
See, we've spent the last twelve years with good enough
Hansen would spit his way through an unintelligible sports brief.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Eah, good enough.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Billy tells a joke that's too smart for our audience,
but he refuses to dumb it down for some boneheaded
mass audience. Yeah, good enough, tightertainment. Yeah, let's skip that one,
but you get the idea. It was the charm of
the show country, half wits half assen it for four
(33:26):
hours in the morning. Then along comes Randy to crack
the whip like a gay Sergeant Hulker trying to get
the stripe splitude in shape. I mean, you can actually
hear his butt pucker when something is too loosey goosey
for him. You can see on his face that he
wants to say something. Oh, but he's not.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Sure what sort of mood John Boy is in.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Despite his good nature Junior Sapple's affability, John Boy can
have his short fuse. No, no, really, The problem is
you never know until it's too late, and that's what's
so funny until it's not, and then it's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Stupid John Boy ball arm.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Ball m It's a great time to be alive at
the end of the day.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
I think one of the greatest contributors to future John
Boy snappage is the listener response to Randy's return. It's
been overwhelmingly positive. People love Randy, no really, and that's
really gotta stick in John Boy's crawl. I mean, if
(34:42):
they're loving on Randy, the poopa smooching of mister Boy
starts to slow down, and it's the perfect storm of
hurt feelings. It's like having a jealous dog. At some point,
they'll have enough and drop a deuce on your oriental rum.
So enjoy the show now more than ever. Be sure
to listen every single day, because at some point you
(35:05):
never know when that you know what will hit the
fan or the oriental rug in Randy's office.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
Oh and welcome back, Randy.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
It was a tablong good morning make shows on the radio.
(35:52):
Tuning in here. I'm in Tom you matter week early
he will pick the super Bowl winner one week from
right now, Ansels sitting in Philadelphia. There was the Chiefs
going for three in a row, something that nobody who's
ever done before. Get today. Meanwhile, our feature track from
the Big Show Bedbox You like this? Key words mom visits,
(36:16):
Hey stupid? Where's your maid? Hey Spiky? They're just pulling
up in a limo. Now. I can't believe Cadbury's mom
came here all away from England, England.
Speaker 11 (36:26):
Ain't we gotting the foreigners in this country already? Why
don't you just bring the whole damn family over. Friend
of mine's the dentist. He can use the word not
at all.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Mister personality here to come.
Speaker 11 (36:36):
Holy pete. They looked like a couple of bowling pins.
They plan on sitting down. I better pushing chairs together.
Yeah we are, mother.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
This he's the yellow Rose.
Speaker 9 (36:48):
Oh how great oohing billods and look to all the TVs.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
How American? Hello, Oh, mother Cadbury.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
This is my good friend and employer, most boy.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Hey, Mama Cadberry. You can call me John Boy, and.
Speaker 9 (37:04):
You may call me Victoria.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
Oh, Nigel, he doesn't look like a dog at all.
Speaker 9 (37:09):
He's adorable.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
I can't help it. I'm just a dollar slip of
the tongue, Sir. I'd be mad if I knew what
it meant. Yes, and this is Spanky. He's the owner
of this fine establishment.
Speaker 11 (37:24):
I was going there, Margaret that you got your green carts.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Never mind him, Victoria, he just kidding. He's won him
quirky Southern stereo times you heard about you just make
yourself at home.
Speaker 9 (37:36):
Will let me freshen up a bit. It's been a
long journey. I'll just get a visit to the lou
if you don't mind.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
I don't mind. What is it?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
The lows the water close at the restroom, sir, it's
right over there, mother.
Speaker 9 (37:48):
Thank you, Nigel. Won't to be a movement.
Speaker 12 (37:51):
Hurry back, miss you already you Hey, you find a
guy in there, it's just Yogi. Wake him up and
tell him to judge Judy's God. Are you sure this
is the proper place for a reception?
Speaker 3 (38:04):
You want to give her a taste of America ride?
What better place in the Yellow Rose? Not to mention
all that Southern hospitality?
Speaker 11 (38:12):
Okay, Jack asked you and the penguin want to stop
hanging around the front door. You're scaring away the paying
customers love that Southern hospitality. More thing you there, mister French.
We ain't got no kidney pie or sheep got casserole
in the back. She's gonna have to eat American food.
Oh deah, I don't even mention food. My stomach is
all a churn.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Hey, bigfoot, what's his problem?
Speaker 11 (38:32):
Usually he pounds down the chicken livers like the big
bed wolf.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
He's just nervous. He hasn't seen his mom in a while.
He wants everything to be perfect.
Speaker 11 (38:40):
I got just a thing here, Tubby, take a pull
off of this and calm your nerves. Ah ice water,
Thank you, Spanky, and in a Mason jaw houroral.
Speaker 5 (38:52):
Son of a son, a son of a.
Speaker 11 (38:56):
Is this won't shine good year too day hie, heavans.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Get that out of here. The last thing we need
is Cadbury getting hammered and starting to rumble in front
of his mom.
Speaker 11 (39:08):
All right, all right, just give me a second. I
gotta wait till the old crow gets.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
Out of the crapper. Why do you have to wait?
Speaker 11 (39:13):
I hide the white lightning in the cabinet under the sinks.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Oh yeah, what's you worried about, Cadbury?
Speaker 12 (39:24):
That spiky she found your stash, my moonshine, there you are.
Speaker 9 (39:32):
And there's your your handsome friend.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
She's hammered, mother?
Speaker 4 (39:38):
What have you done?
Speaker 8 (39:40):
Where?
Speaker 4 (39:41):
I was looking for some chishu and I found.
Speaker 13 (39:44):
The most delightful bottled waters my diickles the snoot son mother?
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Please? How about you there, Cadbury? I'm not sure, but
I think your mom's hitting on me best.
Speaker 11 (40:05):
She must be tanked in hey laugh, fetched up, your majesty.
Speaker 12 (40:08):
That's private stock, what's delicials?
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Holy moly, she's chugging it like a sailor.
Speaker 11 (40:16):
I said, give me.
Speaker 13 (40:17):
That big head who you pulled back a stop?
Speaker 3 (40:23):
Mister spanks? Did he?
Speaker 4 (40:25):
You'd be wise to just let her finish it. At
this point, she can be quite stubborn.
Speaker 11 (40:30):
Oh yeah, well so can I now listen here?
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Vicky?
Speaker 11 (40:34):
Don't make me throw you out of here on your butt?
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Uh what do you mean? Oh? For it, that's what
I mean.
Speaker 11 (40:47):
Don't say I didn't warn you, Sorry, Penguin, Your mom
is getting the bum's rush. Cadbury, do something. Spanky's making
a move for your mom.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
Get some jubby.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Look away, sir, not big you hey, not the face,
not the face, may cad Gary.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
She's wailing, spaiky good. I see where you get it. Yes,
usually skips the generation too, so shall we break them up?
Let them go for a while to It feels good
to be on this side of it for the Channel.
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