April 4, 2025 • 38 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got all your Friday songs.. - Plus another brand new script for the Playhouse entitled, “The Funeral”.. - John Boy unloads - I mean generously gives away some more of his Wonderful Things.. - We’ll find out how Sports Guru Tom Sorensen is making out with his Final Four bracket - and officially start the countdown to the NFL Draft.. - Married Man is back by request and Hoyt and Delbert have a plan for cashing in on the NCAA Tournament…
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Good morning, This will make show on the radio. Jay
Yard Rodeo in Great Or calt out of Velvet Rodeo.
Get the pictures up of the baby doll at John
Boy and Billy facebook page was in the studio yesterday.
Good because I had and checked. I ain't got time
looking at pretty women on the internet.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Comes work.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
The trip is right up on her. She's one of
those that looks good coming into her. And then Uncle Purvison, No, no,
you're shooting beauty. Is the perfect time. Let's bring our
view in here and play. Okay, what.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Nice segue?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
We test John out of Duncan, South Carolina. Good morning, John,
good morning. Hey there you are, buddy, all right, glad
you here. We're gonna ask Tatter some questions you observe, listen,
agree or disagree with her answer. Get two bells before
two buzzers and you win.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
All right, okay, all right, well Taylor.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
The US Treasury issued a pretty unusual version of the
five dollars bill in eighteen ninety.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Right hit me.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
It featured a bare breasted image of Miss Celeberty holding
something in her hand. What was it?
Speaker 6 (01:53):
A strippers pull?
Speaker 7 (01:54):
I think she's thinking on the money, what is that now?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
She was holding an eagle.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
She was holding an eagle in her hand while she
was bare breasted, John, agree or disagree? But disagree and
I have some thing to do. Yes, she was holding
a light bulb.
Speaker 8 (02:18):
What Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Public reaction was so strong against it it was removed
from circulation.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I have so many questions though.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
We'll delve into him sometime. But John got one bell,
one more and he wins. Uncle. Well, let's go to
Thomas Edison. Do you know he was a famous advocate
of doing something every afternoon that he said helped him
get through the day. What was it?
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Was it?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Making prank calls to Alexander Graham Bell he would have
a cup of tea?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Okay, a cup of tea? John, agree or disagree? Agree
and say right now he took a nap. Yeah, he
had to turn off his light bulbs. Liberty bear breast
all right here? Gonna win it or lose it? With
(03:17):
his final question, according to social media posts, if a
mature man is having an affair, is he likely to
talk about it?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Are you serious?
Speaker 7 (03:28):
Is the only reason why he's doing it on social media?
You know I say that, But no, a mature man
is not going to talk about it on social media.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
He will not talk about an affair on social media.
John agree or disagree, he'd be smart.
Speaker 9 (03:47):
You won't.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
We're not going in smart snow here a mature man
having an affair, so supposed so Tater said, no, he
will not. Are you agreeing that's a green gall No,
he will will. Yes, he is likely to talk about that.
(04:11):
Oh God, and came up a little short that job.
And we got a cool consolation pack for you. We'll
get it to you down Duncan.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
All right, buddy, it's the bottom of the Hourway here
comes on top of your news.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Right on the other side. Our time capsule contains our
Friday morning Lafe Racker Open.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Boy h.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one ex sports.
Speaker 9 (05:20):
Not getting to the jokes.
Speaker 10 (05:21):
Okay, okay, guy walks into a bar with a parrot
on his head.
Speaker 9 (05:29):
It could be worse. Michael Jackson could have walked into
the bar with a flags and the said none.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
How many flagged Michael Jackson down in a bar? I think.
Speaker 9 (05:37):
Again. The long Ranger in the Tonto were stopping over
for a pit stop after a long ride in the
bar in the Old West. Well, they were sitting down drinking.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
The lone ranger in the Tonto a long ride in
a bar. Yeah okay, yeah yeah, and the long range.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Ordered a silver bullet.
Speaker 9 (05:56):
Okay, sorry, anyway, they got a drink in about thirty
minutes after they stopped. After they had stopped at this bar,
a guy come in and said, hey, whose white horse
is that out there? Long ranger jumped up and said
it's mine. And the guy said, well, the horse is
found drink. It's really overheating. You need to do something
to cool it off. Well, the long ranger looked over
(06:16):
at Tanto and said, Tanto, go outside and run around
the horse to try to start a breeze to cool
it off. And the and Tanto said, you know Yavo kimasabi.
Speaker 10 (06:28):
Ya kind of cross between Tonto and Colonel Klin.
Speaker 11 (06:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
Right, anyway, he's outside running around silver, running around, trying
to off. After thirty minutes is ab aufter About thirty
minutes another guy come in and said, hey, whose white
horses that is that out there? And the long ranger
jumped up and said it's mine. And that guy said,
you left your engine running.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 10 (07:04):
The long Ranger, The long Ranger, I just said, yeah,
volcans out.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
The law Ranger running Okay, Rady.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
We don't want to wrap it up.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
We want to basket that jun. I know we're late,
but that was worth it, John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 12 (07:22):
Is he vicious?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Oh he's perfectly harmless where he only has the mentality
of a child's seven years old.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Morning radio dumb right, good morning, there's a big show
on the radio. Glad you hear what us this Friday morning?
And here we'll go right now, it's time for an
(07:51):
American Minute with tank Holdgard.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Thanks Redd, Hey America, Tank hold Garth. Here got a
minute to bad make time. Put down your smartphone and
dummy up. I'm gonna lay some food for thought on you.
And if you're anything like the drooling human fungus that
runs wild in this once glorious republic, your noggin has
a bad case of malnutrition. Tell the whole flipping country
(08:16):
as brain starving for a heap and helping of common sense. Well,
guess what, Einstein here in luck I'm the by god
golden Corral of wisdom. So grab an extra plate or
two and a nice big ice cold glass to shut
your doughnut, drain and digest this table for one, find
it yourself. I'm not your mother. My day was teed
(08:36):
up to be a real special occasion special because I'm
too cheap to do it very often. And no, I'm
not talking about a hooker, But in hindsight it would
probably have been a better investment and a whole lot cheaper,
both financially and morally. The worst that can happen with
a hooker can be fixed with penicillin, calamine lotion, and
a few hours of doctor Phil. But what I went
(08:58):
through is left me with night time there is chronic
nausea and the uncontrollable urge to slam my junk in
a car door. Of course, I'm talking about it. Going
to the movies. You know, in a good old days,
entertainment did what it was supposed to do, entertained. When
you went to the movies, you knew what to expect.
(09:19):
You cheered the hero and booed the villain. The dog lived,
the boy got the girl, and the one constant in
every last flickering frame of spectacular celluloid was an unflinching
and wavering, unashamed love of God and Country. Today, the
bad guy is the good guy, the dog is now
a cat. The boy still gets the girl, but you
(09:41):
find out she used to be a boy, and the
boy digs it. And worst of all, Hollywood's kicked God
to the curb and got rid of the white and
blue anow, they're just playing godless red.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Maybe I'm a black and white guy in a technicallor world.
Maybe I believe in happy ending someplace other than the
massage parlor.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Maybe, just maybe I'm living in the past.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
You know, a past where tickets were cheap, you didn't
have to take out a second mortgage to buy popcorn,
and when you took your dear, sweet sainted mother to
see Gene Kelly, you sure as hell didn't have to
worry about him cussing a blue streak, spitting on the
American flag, or making out with Danny Kay, at least
not on screen, despite what you might have heard from
some people who were there.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
But they're all dead now, So what the hell are
you gonna do about it? Shake my head?
Speaker 5 (10:29):
What the hell have you done to our movies America? Personally,
I blamed Joe McCarthy. He had his chance to get
the red menace out of Hollywood. He rounded up that
Comi trash and gave the pinkos their pink slips.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
But he didn't finish the job.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
All the turns were right there in the bowl, and
he was one flush short of a phill septic tag.
Fast forward forty years and now look the historically American
institution of Hollywood, his own lock stock and both barrels
back communist China. Now, how do you feel about ho
Chi mini mouse? Comrade? You like being lectured to by
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millionaire propaganda pimps saying you're stupid because of who you
vote for, all the while running hard to the hoop
on behalf of a crooked old boozehound dressed as an
oven mit. And some pretty boy actor flies his hairstylists
across country on a private jet so he looks good
on camera when he tells you you're destroying the planet
because you drive a truck to work, dare to have
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more than one.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Kid, and you eat bacon.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
When Americans ran Hollywood, actors were men and actresses were women.
Now you can't tell them apart. Girls got crew cuts,
guys got a man bun. On both sides are flat chested.
I grew up watching real men like Jimmy Stewart, James Cagney,
and John Wayne. When war broke out, the biggest stars
in Tinseltown suited up to fight Tojo the hun Hitler
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and whoever else dared kick dirt in the face of
Lady Liberty.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Hollywood was pro America, baby.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
They started the USO, they sold war bonds on their
own dimond, their own time, and they put their hand
over their heart when they said the Pledge of Allegiance. Now,
the warriors they support aren't the great American military kind.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
They're the social justice kind.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
And the only place they put their hand is in
your pocket to steal your hard earned dollar to make
sure some third world dirt worshiper votes for their side.
In return, you're forced to watch their wicked kamie agenda,
dressed up like wind breaking emojis, foul mouth superheroes and
cowboys that don't ride horses. What the hell? Well, well,
(12:43):
look at the time, I have overstayed my welcome. But
you know what they say, tough crap, You're welcome. This
is tank hole, garth, stop sucking America.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Good morning, and you got a big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news weather sports. I stand on the hill, but not
for a thrill, for the breath of a fresh keell.
And never mind the man who contemplates doing away with
license plates. He stands alone anyhow.
Speaker 11 (13:32):
Bacon the cookies of discontent, by the heat of the
Launderman fan.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Leaving this soul.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
And then like in Portrago dot dot dot, you know,
kind of host set up.
Speaker 11 (13:46):
Leaving his soul hating the waters of the Medulla Oblongata
with John Boy and Billy on the big show like
that one, John Boy, keep it away.
Speaker 9 (14:29):
Away, give it away.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
It is give it away time, John Boys wonderful thing
Giveaway number one hundred and thirty seven. Celebrating Spring with
a hardback copy of the book The Whole Truth about
Spring Turkey Hunting, according to Ronnie Couz Strickland from Marseio,
autographed by yours truly Grand slam holder. God boys, see
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who I will make this brand new never read this
particular one book before it's ed. All right, congratulations too,
Barry right from Ballard, Texas. Good work there all. Get
(15:19):
that book and Barry's name on it. Already got my
part done. Good deal. Thanks everybody who qualified for that.
Undulations Barry So Next up wonderful Thing number one hundred
and thirty eight a record an LP Yes, a final record.
(15:39):
It says tons of fun for youngsters. The Talking Record
for boys. We will teach your boy to talk. Fascinating
participation game narrated by Miss Rosemary Rice.
Speaker 13 (15:57):
Well from the best I can figure out on it.
I did research on and it was intended for kids
that are really shy okay. It was to teach the
young boys how to interact with.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
People with and look how you turned out.
Speaker 13 (16:13):
Especially they found it at his wife's parents' house, and
his wife's parents have no boys.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Maybe they were just trying to figure out how to
talk to you. Awesome. Well your next just get your
name in the hat at the Big Show dot com.
Good morning, Big Shows. Houto Radio coming up. Less Round's
a wordy word for the week. For a big Ol'
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(16:42):
Find your local dealer, learn why customers start blue and
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hit the Big Show dot Com. Right now, we got
our link to all things sports. V Man Tom Sorenson.
Good morning, Tom, Good morning, John boy. How are you
man doing?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Good?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Body heading the final four weekend? That's a fun part. Well,
think what is the Masters that's not this weekend?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Thanks sneaking up on me here?
Speaker 12 (17:12):
Not all kind of blends together, but it's coming up.
But it's not tough.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Didn't check on sir. So all right, well, let's look.
Will start with you our Friday morning quarterback all year long.
The NFL Draft is in twenty days. That's not very
far away.
Speaker 12 (17:30):
Nine I uh, you know, I get excited about it.
And you're watching tape on some of the guys that
the Panthers ought to be looking at. And there's a
guy named Jelan Walker.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Jelan Walker from Georgia. Okay, I wanted to here.
Speaker 12 (17:46):
From Conway, South Carolina. Nice played in high school.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
My favorite waffle house down there.
Speaker 12 (17:52):
It's Saulisbury. But I tell you he's only six to one.
It was about two forty five. But if you watch him,
it's like he an engraved invitation to the other team's backfield.
I mean it's like he's in a huddle. He gets
there so fast and he's propelled and you know they've
had a lot of good pass rushers. They've had a
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good passor not great to David and Clowney. For example,
I got named dj Wanham and they just signed a
guy named Pat Jones, and Minnesota was good. But they
need that one guy that's gonna get double teamed all
the time and he's gonna make stuff happen anyway. And
this is this is the guy, and I'm certain he
will be available when the Panthers draft with the eighth
(18:36):
Pat all.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Right, Tom is pulling for Jaylon Walker from Georgio. Pela
Conways South Carolina Law in the men's Final four against
Saturday in San Antonio. Well, we're still alive for the champion.
On our brackets. We both can say that now you
had Tennessee, you had Tennessee.
Speaker 13 (18:58):
Right, I was gonna lie, there's no time for honesty times.
Speaker 12 (19:05):
And I for incompetence. Yeah, but now you had Yeah,
you got Florida beating Tennessee and I had Tennessee, uh prevailing.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
That's wild man. That was a big upset. Man. That's
about the only one. Because we're talking about all four.
You know, the top seeds made it and it just
wasn't it wasn't many Cinderella's packers said they were smashed
or something or beheaded. It was up gruesome about Zimmer.
(19:36):
Auburn plays Florida my pick to win it, and then
Duke will play Houston. Houston sliding in there, you know,
and we both thought the Blue Devils could make her
run with Flag they doing it.
Speaker 12 (19:51):
Boy, he is. I mean, he makes passes other guys
don't see, and he just shares a ball, and Houston
plays a really good d I just don't think they
have enough to stop to I think I think the
best two teams in the tournament of Florida and Duke,
and I think they go to the finals, and I
think Duke wins a really good game.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Oh Colin, Duke doing nice. So Tom, you've been to
some on my final fours in your time? Was it like?
Have you ever been to San Antonio?
Speaker 12 (20:23):
Yeah? It was hilarious. I was there in ninety eight.
He was were the favorites, but they lost to Utah,
and Utah played Kentucky for the national championship and Kentucky won.
And one of Kentucky's fans have got a lot of airtime,
even more than Cooper Flag's mom is actually Judd, and
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she wasn't a bandwagon fan of me, and she'd been
there all season and she's I don't want to be sexist,
but she's not unattractive. And after the game, she's walking
along the San Antonio River and some fans from right there,
some fans from Kentucky sar, go, my god, that's Ashley Judd.
What do we do? And they did this sensible thing.
(21:08):
They all jumped in the river, about eight of them,
I mean just jumped in. And it's not terribly deep,
but it's like a lot of rivers, it's terribly wet.
And so there's a group of Utah fans that see them.
They go, are you guys, okay?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Do you need help? Are you drowning?
Speaker 11 (21:25):
You okay?
Speaker 12 (21:25):
And they go, we saw Ashley Judd, okay, but are
you drowning? Do you need help? The Kentucky fans, hey,
we saw Ashley Judd. And the moral of the story
is Kentucky has been back to the Final four numerous times.
Utah has not made it back once. So if you
see Ashley Judd at the Final four, feel free to
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jump where if you want to jump?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Oh all right, Tom, we got just a little time left.
I want to hear you about the torpedo bats. What
is going on with that? I've been out of the
loop on that. Randy was explaining it to me.
Speaker 13 (22:03):
How about is all it was invented by, you know,
a geek, a physicist.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Right But but okay, so now so Tom, they let
them use the bats. That's that's right, that's the whole deal.
Speaker 12 (22:16):
Yeah, they're illegal. They don't weigh anymore than what they
did was it's a guy who was trained at MIT
worked for the Yankees, and he moved up the end
of the bat about seven inches. I mean, it's still there,
but it's just the handle now is a lot more narrow.
And the meteor part they moved up about seven inches.
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Thing was invented a couple of years ago. But the
Yankees set a record for hitting home runs the first
three games of the season. So now every player in
the league just about it. I want a bat like that.
I want to be like a Yankee. So there's just
a run in these things. And they were called bowling
pin bats. Right in the bat it's it's car bp,
but torpedo sounds so much cooler.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
What they it is bulked up the sweet spot of
the bat.
Speaker 13 (23:02):
But it still takes a lot of skill for the
batter because he's got to make contact in that specific area.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Kind of tough hitting that fast baseball. I've never done
it once. And by the way, the Masters April tenth
through the thirteen, the researching apartment on that all right time.
We got you, buddy. Let's have a good final four weekend.
We'll see what happens. Catch up next week.
Speaker 12 (23:26):
Thank you and everybody have good times.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Thank you about it, thank you, great weekend. As our man,
Tom Song, it's an idea. Let's play our wordy word
game one eight hundred big show, he told free Line.
We'll get a couple of contestants and play next good
(24:07):
mornings to make showing the radio roding through your Friday
eight well of fourth beature trackers, hoyt renting out of
the house for the final fours or triggy word renting.
It'll big bucks of the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Dot Colin's that I went to everybody's head about the
bed beg.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Word, any word that the worry word. Let's meet the contestants.
We got Ross from South Haven, Mississippi. Good morning Ross,
Good morning man. We all welcome in here amongst us. Man,
we got John. John's out of Newmarket, Tennessee. Good morning, John,
go go ball the morning Hey and Tennessee vers Mississippi.
(24:46):
There some morning word here, boys. So it'll be Tater
and John. It'll be John, boy and Ross. All right.
That's our playing.
Speaker 8 (24:55):
That's work.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Two rounds thirt or second seat show. We on the
theme range. We just hoole peerie. Random words is what
we'll start with. John, You relax, me and Ross see
what we can do. All right, you ready, Ross read,
I'm gonna be all right. I'm gonna put them right
there in your head. Don't be afraid to shout them out.
(25:17):
All right, alrighty starting to clock now. They run with
this Olympic flame. It's called a what the thing that
holds the flame they run with? Yes, uh huh, okay, okay,
go to Bible. Blank you meet and for school? You
got a blank for the big test? What do you
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do for the test? So you'll yes, uh huh. If
you're an outfielder, you want to blank the ball when
it's hit, Blank the ball? Yeah, uh huh? Have this
after breakfast? Yeah, I know it was lunch. None, it
was after the buzzer and there ain't gonna give me
that one, Jackie, give me in here and a half
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in the background. Yeah, I know you know the thing
about it. We do have a delay on this on
this system since our new studio. Oh ros, I've hated it,
you would, Yeah, because it towns it's like a half
a second. It costs me so many wordy word rounds.
Oh that's why I guess so mad at Jackie for
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stealing from it. Okay, here we are, we're happy. What
do we get baby three on the board? So Tater
and John, okay, all right, ready John, read, ready and go.
Speaker 7 (26:38):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
This is the person at the head of the classroom
instructing teacher. Uh huh.
Speaker 14 (26:43):
The opposite of sad happy all right. Uh, you tell
a joke and you hope that it is funny. You
the opposite of clothes open you grow these, You be
sure to eat your fruits and blanks, vegables. You're right
on the school blank to school. But this is a
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slow reptile and he has a shell.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Turtle. Turtle, stop the round, stop the round. Look a
look at y'all putting the seven on the board.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
I just wanted to keep hearing his boys, right.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Man, delay really does mess up? Shut up? Seven to
three after round one. Ross, Let's see what we can do, buddy.
Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready? All right, starting to
clock now the final four is basket what battle? Yeah,
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ball rhymes with it. Make a telephone, uh rhymes with it.
The season after summer is rhymes with it. You're going
out in the kids in the watt in the school.
You're in the watts, not in the class. You're in
the I'm a blanky Hall rhymes with an opposite of
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short is all right, good work there, Ross, when I
give you some different clues, decent five on the three
eight score all right, John and Tater they have one
of them, Tater meldowns. We haven't seen lady baby one
(28:27):
the tie to the wind. Ready, go, this is where
you go shopping.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
It's all enclosed. Yes, this is a up puppy is
one of these?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Not a cat?
Speaker 11 (28:40):
But uh.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Wow, Dog, you've got the tough ones in there. That
smart I've got cryer sheets.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Dog.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I'm still yesterday. Ross. You can't play again any time, buddy.
We'll give you another shot down the road. You many,
thank you. That's Ross down South Haven, Go and give
a shout out, buddy.
Speaker 8 (29:12):
I'd like to give a shout out to my wife
thirty seven years and my two daughters Nicole at Madison.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Wow, Rodego. Appreciate you and yours Ross. Y'all have a
great day down South Haven and John over in New Market.
Look at you winning the big Old prize pack for
you Victory volunteers. Thank you, thank you. Good morning, I
got the Big Show on the radio. Big Request time.
Elisa Peters out of Wilmington, North Carolina. Right, Lisa says,
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big request from married man always cracks me up, but
let's crack you up baby. He's up next. Good morning,
(30:16):
Big shows on the radios. Something you'd like to hear
about this time Monday through Friday. Hits up with the
John wore Miller Facebook page. I was a line at
the Big Show dot com. Alyssa Peters woming to North Carolina.
Thank you for listening. Listen. Here he goes your hero.
Speaker 15 (30:40):
My readmand my readman drives around in a minivan. God,
my wife and some kids. It's whole life's on the skids. Hey,
there goes to my READMND. How's he feel? Listen, dude,
this part guy's really screwing hanging on. I have bread,
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cord of milk, loaf of bread. Hey, there here goes
for the married man. Got a big gas, grew, buys
his clothes at the gap, and he's just about had enough.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
For this card.
Speaker 15 (31:17):
Married man, married man, friendly neighborhood, married man.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
My friend has no sing life. Will let him do
what the she says, it's about time he grew.
Speaker 15 (31:29):
Well, wherever there's a screw, you'll find.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
The married man.
Speaker 10 (31:35):
Last time married man encountered as old Powell college buddy
who suggested our hero have a little fun by flirting
with the attractive young lady at the grocery store checkout counter.
Our hero rose to the occasion in his patented married
man style.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Married.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
I'm happily married. I've never cheated on my wife in
my entire life. I don't inten to start now.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I'm married, I tell you married.
Speaker 6 (31:59):
Excuse me.
Speaker 10 (32:00):
I just remembered a couple of things I forgot to
get Hell.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Well, very smooth, you were right, You've still got it.
Speaker 10 (32:08):
Hey, I may be a costume crusader, but I'm still
a human being.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
She tempted me with her feminine wilds.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
All she said was paper or plastic.
Speaker 11 (32:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Well, well with these women today, who knows what that
might mean. Not come on, admit it, Mary, man, you've
lost your touch. Your wife runs your life. Man, it happens.
It doesn't mean your life is over. It just means
it's not that interesting anymore. That's not true. I run
my own life. I don't let women push me around.
Yeah right, I'll prove it.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
I'll go right back over there to that register right
now and check.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Out, and then I'm gonna go back home. And what's
the ball game? Yeah, that's it. I'm a man, I
spell m a child and nah.
Speaker 6 (32:52):
Watch me work, mister skeptic.
Speaker 16 (32:56):
Huh find everything you needed?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Oh yeah, sorry about that pathetic outburst a minute ago.
Speaker 7 (33:02):
Hm.
Speaker 16 (33:03):
Did you see how much these were? They don't have
a price.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
No, but I'll be glad to walk over and check
for you.
Speaker 16 (33:09):
Oh that's all right, I can check for you.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Oh, no problem.
Speaker 10 (33:12):
I can be there and back in a flash.
Speaker 16 (33:13):
Really No, No, that's all the way in the back
of the store. I'll get somebody to run back there
for you. Christ check twelve pack Tampac's plushable super MAXI
open pads with wings for the guy in the cave
right here, sir, anything wrong?
Speaker 10 (33:30):
Oh, I was just watching what passes for my life
flash before my eyes. Well, married man be able to
survive the greatest humiliation of his costume career. And that
thing with the ball game was he just blowing smoke?
Speaker 5 (33:44):
That too?
Speaker 10 (33:45):
And sways in our next spink to tightening adventure, Same
married time, same married channel.
Speaker 15 (33:52):
There's a school. Look you don't find the married man.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio. You like call
the Hoint on your mobile device forerever yours a few
word renting here, the big buck said the Big Show
dot com. Yeah, hello, heyesus.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Hoint all my life on the fider man.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
You know we ain't gonna fight you, hort John boynbilla
here Hey waits.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Say there beggon? Well, hey, I wish I could have
come up with something a little more colorful, but thinking
I think theyretty much sump you up?
Speaker 11 (34:46):
I think it does.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah, man, how you doing, Hoint? I can what's us?
Speaker 9 (34:52):
Oh men?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Debor thought we had us a big financial score worked out.
We is gonna rent out our house for the final four.
You know some of them rich high rollers that come
in here and rent people's houses.
Speaker 6 (35:03):
We were just talking about that.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah, thought that we had it locked in.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
What's the problem.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Turns out there's some kind of fine trend in the neighborhood.
By law says you can't wrench your house out temporarily.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yeah, man, we finally decided.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
We're gonna move You're gonna sell your house.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
No, we're gonna move it. We're putting the wheels back
on it the afternoon and we're taking it to a
less snotty neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
I don't need this, You don't need him up any.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Final fill good when Final four is getting closed. That
man never just loves this time of year. Is z
Ford takes him back to his college days. You know,
Delbart played some balling.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Colls went to college. Oh yeah, was he was he smart?
Speaker 7 (35:49):
Like?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Was he on the dean's list?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Well, he was on a list the dean had. But
that now he had halfway good sense. At one time
believing or not got him a degree from m I T.
Speaker 6 (36:02):
Wait a minute, Delbert went to mi i T.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Mississippi Institute of Technology. Yes, sir, Sally Strothers used to
do them TV commercials for you had sallys. Trouthers and
Delbort as the meathead. Goodness say he.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Was a jolly one time jo So deb played he
played basketball.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Yeah, he played for the Fighting VCR Repairman there at
m I t all his golden moment in the sun.
I know he always talks about it. I'll never forget.
Last game of the season. It was the Fighting VCR
repair Man versus the angry accountants from Testmunker Business College
across river over the big game, last game of season.
(36:44):
There was ahead by thirty points. The game was in
the bag.
Speaker 11 (36:47):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Debt had been sitting on the bench all season along
hadn't started a lit uh huh. So he's standing there
and a bunch of his friends are sitting up in
the stands, and they start going, we walked down Bert,
we won't Nelburt, we won't Delburt. And then it just
kind of spread through the crowd pretty much the whole side,
that whole side of the auditorium. We won't Nelburn, we
(37:10):
won't Delburt. Never looked up. He took his took his
warm up jacket off and kind of ease over and
next to the coach it got louder, lighter. We won't Nelburt,
we won't Nelburn. The coach looked over and said, delvert, give.
Speaker 9 (37:23):
Me in a minute.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Yeah, coach, he said, get up here and see what
them people wont well listen, I gotta go. I got
a pack some breakables in some of that bubble wrap.
Speaker 14 (37:34):
Here.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Oh my worldly possessions flashing around here inside the We
put her up on the wheels again.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Y'all.
Speaker 6 (37:42):
Just be careful moving.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
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Speaker 2 (38:19):
Love you mean It
Good morning, This will make show on the radio. Jay
Yard Rodeo in Great Or calt out of Velvet Rodeo.
Get the pictures up of the baby doll at John
Boy and Billy facebook page was in the studio yesterday.
Good because I had and checked. I ain't got time
looking at pretty women on the internet.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Comes work.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
The trip is right up on her. She's one of
those that looks good coming into her. And then Uncle Purvison, No, no,
you're shooting beauty. Is the perfect time. Let's bring our
view in here and play. Okay, what.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Nice segue?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
We test John out of Duncan, South Carolina. Good morning, John,
good morning. Hey there you are, buddy, all right, glad
you here. We're gonna ask Tatter some questions you observe, listen,
agree or disagree with her answer. Get two bells before
two buzzers and you win.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
All right, okay, all right, well Taylor.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
The US Treasury issued a pretty unusual version of the
five dollars bill in eighteen ninety.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Right hit me.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
It featured a bare breasted image of Miss Celeberty holding
something in her hand. What was it?
Speaker 6 (01:53):
A strippers pull?
Speaker 7 (01:54):
I think she's thinking on the money, what is that now?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
She was holding an eagle.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
She was holding an eagle in her hand while she
was bare breasted, John, agree or disagree? But disagree and
I have some thing to do. Yes, she was holding
a light bulb.
Speaker 8 (02:18):
What Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Public reaction was so strong against it it was removed
from circulation.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I have so many questions though.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
We'll delve into him sometime. But John got one bell,
one more and he wins. Uncle. Well, let's go to
Thomas Edison. Do you know he was a famous advocate
of doing something every afternoon that he said helped him
get through the day. What was it?
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Was it?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Making prank calls to Alexander Graham Bell he would have
a cup of tea?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Okay, a cup of tea? John, agree or disagree? Agree
and say right now he took a nap. Yeah, he
had to turn off his light bulbs. Liberty bear breast
all right here? Gonna win it or lose it? With
(03:17):
his final question, according to social media posts, if a
mature man is having an affair, is he likely to
talk about it?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Are you serious?
Speaker 7 (03:28):
Is the only reason why he's doing it on social media?
You know I say that, But no, a mature man
is not going to talk about it on social media.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
He will not talk about an affair on social media.
John agree or disagree, he'd be smart.
Speaker 9 (03:47):
You won't.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
We're not going in smart snow here a mature man
having an affair, so supposed so Tater said, no, he
will not. Are you agreeing that's a green gall No,
he will will. Yes, he is likely to talk about that.
(04:11):
Oh God, and came up a little short that job.
And we got a cool consolation pack for you. We'll
get it to you down Duncan.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
All right, buddy, it's the bottom of the Hourway here
comes on top of your news.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Right on the other side. Our time capsule contains our
Friday morning Lafe Racker Open.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Boy h.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one ex sports.
Speaker 9 (05:20):
Not getting to the jokes.
Speaker 10 (05:21):
Okay, okay, guy walks into a bar with a parrot
on his head.
Speaker 9 (05:29):
It could be worse. Michael Jackson could have walked into
the bar with a flags and the said none.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
How many flagged Michael Jackson down in a bar? I think.
Speaker 9 (05:37):
Again. The long Ranger in the Tonto were stopping over
for a pit stop after a long ride in the
bar in the Old West. Well, they were sitting down drinking.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
The lone ranger in the Tonto a long ride in
a bar. Yeah okay, yeah yeah, and the long range.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Ordered a silver bullet.
Speaker 9 (05:56):
Okay, sorry, anyway, they got a drink in about thirty
minutes after they stopped. After they had stopped at this bar,
a guy come in and said, hey, whose white horse
is that out there? Long ranger jumped up and said
it's mine. And the guy said, well, the horse is
found drink. It's really overheating. You need to do something
to cool it off. Well, the long ranger looked over
(06:16):
at Tanto and said, Tanto, go outside and run around
the horse to try to start a breeze to cool
it off. And the and Tanto said, you know Yavo kimasabi.
Speaker 10 (06:28):
Ya kind of cross between Tonto and Colonel Klin.
Speaker 11 (06:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
Right, anyway, he's outside running around silver, running around, trying
to off. After thirty minutes is ab aufter About thirty
minutes another guy come in and said, hey, whose white
horses that is that out there? And the long ranger
jumped up and said it's mine. And that guy said,
you left your engine running.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 10 (07:04):
The long Ranger, The long Ranger, I just said, yeah,
volcans out.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
The law Ranger running Okay, Rady.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
We don't want to wrap it up.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
We want to basket that jun. I know we're late,
but that was worth it, John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 12 (07:22):
Is he vicious?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Oh he's perfectly harmless where he only has the mentality
of a child's seven years old.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Morning radio dumb right, good morning, there's a big show
on the radio. Glad you hear what us this Friday morning?
And here we'll go right now, it's time for an
(07:51):
American Minute with tank Holdgard.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Thanks Redd, Hey America, Tank hold Garth. Here got a
minute to bad make time. Put down your smartphone and
dummy up. I'm gonna lay some food for thought on you.
And if you're anything like the drooling human fungus that
runs wild in this once glorious republic, your noggin has
a bad case of malnutrition. Tell the whole flipping country
(08:16):
as brain starving for a heap and helping of common sense. Well,
guess what, Einstein here in luck I'm the by god
golden Corral of wisdom. So grab an extra plate or
two and a nice big ice cold glass to shut
your doughnut, drain and digest this table for one, find
it yourself. I'm not your mother. My day was teed
(08:36):
up to be a real special occasion special because I'm
too cheap to do it very often. And no, I'm
not talking about a hooker, But in hindsight it would
probably have been a better investment and a whole lot cheaper,
both financially and morally. The worst that can happen with
a hooker can be fixed with penicillin, calamine lotion, and
a few hours of doctor Phil. But what I went
(08:58):
through is left me with night time there is chronic
nausea and the uncontrollable urge to slam my junk in
a car door. Of course, I'm talking about it. Going
to the movies. You know, in a good old days,
entertainment did what it was supposed to do, entertained. When
you went to the movies, you knew what to expect.
(09:19):
You cheered the hero and booed the villain. The dog lived,
the boy got the girl, and the one constant in
every last flickering frame of spectacular celluloid was an unflinching
and wavering, unashamed love of God and Country. Today, the
bad guy is the good guy, the dog is now
a cat. The boy still gets the girl, but you
(09:41):
find out she used to be a boy, and the
boy digs it. And worst of all, Hollywood's kicked God
to the curb and got rid of the white and
blue anow, they're just playing godless red.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Maybe I'm a black and white guy in a technicallor world.
Maybe I believe in happy ending someplace other than the
massage parlor.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Maybe, just maybe I'm living in the past.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
You know, a past where tickets were cheap, you didn't
have to take out a second mortgage to buy popcorn,
and when you took your dear, sweet sainted mother to
see Gene Kelly, you sure as hell didn't have to
worry about him cussing a blue streak, spitting on the
American flag, or making out with Danny Kay, at least
not on screen, despite what you might have heard from
some people who were there.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
But they're all dead now, So what the hell are
you gonna do about it? Shake my head?
Speaker 5 (10:29):
What the hell have you done to our movies America? Personally,
I blamed Joe McCarthy. He had his chance to get
the red menace out of Hollywood. He rounded up that
Comi trash and gave the pinkos their pink slips.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
But he didn't finish the job.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
All the turns were right there in the bowl, and
he was one flush short of a phill septic tag.
Fast forward forty years and now look the historically American
institution of Hollywood, his own lock stock and both barrels
back communist China. Now, how do you feel about ho
Chi mini mouse? Comrade? You like being lectured to by
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millionaire propaganda pimps saying you're stupid because of who you
vote for, all the while running hard to the hoop
on behalf of a crooked old boozehound dressed as an
oven mit. And some pretty boy actor flies his hairstylists
across country on a private jet so he looks good
on camera when he tells you you're destroying the planet
because you drive a truck to work, dare to have
(11:28):
more than one.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Kid, and you eat bacon.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
When Americans ran Hollywood, actors were men and actresses were women.
Now you can't tell them apart. Girls got crew cuts,
guys got a man bun. On both sides are flat chested.
I grew up watching real men like Jimmy Stewart, James Cagney,
and John Wayne. When war broke out, the biggest stars
in Tinseltown suited up to fight Tojo the hun Hitler
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and whoever else dared kick dirt in the face of
Lady Liberty.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Hollywood was pro America, baby.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
They started the USO, they sold war bonds on their
own dimond, their own time, and they put their hand
over their heart when they said the Pledge of Allegiance. Now,
the warriors they support aren't the great American military kind.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
They're the social justice kind.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
And the only place they put their hand is in
your pocket to steal your hard earned dollar to make
sure some third world dirt worshiper votes for their side.
In return, you're forced to watch their wicked kamie agenda,
dressed up like wind breaking emojis, foul mouth superheroes and
cowboys that don't ride horses. What the hell? Well, well,
(12:43):
look at the time, I have overstayed my welcome. But
you know what they say, tough crap, You're welcome. This
is tank hole, garth, stop sucking America.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Good morning, and you got a big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news weather sports. I stand on the hill, but not
for a thrill, for the breath of a fresh keell.
And never mind the man who contemplates doing away with
license plates. He stands alone anyhow.
Speaker 11 (13:32):
Bacon the cookies of discontent, by the heat of the
Launderman fan.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Leaving this soul.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
And then like in Portrago dot dot dot, you know,
kind of host set up.
Speaker 11 (13:46):
Leaving his soul hating the waters of the Medulla Oblongata
with John Boy and Billy on the big show like
that one, John Boy, keep it away.
Speaker 9 (14:29):
Away, give it away.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
It is give it away time, John Boys wonderful thing
Giveaway number one hundred and thirty seven. Celebrating Spring with
a hardback copy of the book The Whole Truth about
Spring Turkey Hunting, according to Ronnie Couz Strickland from Marseio,
autographed by yours truly Grand slam holder. God boys, see
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who I will make this brand new never read this
particular one book before it's ed. All right, congratulations too,
Barry right from Ballard, Texas. Good work there all. Get
(15:19):
that book and Barry's name on it. Already got my
part done. Good deal. Thanks everybody who qualified for that.
Undulations Barry So Next up wonderful Thing number one hundred
and thirty eight a record an LP Yes, a final record.
(15:39):
It says tons of fun for youngsters. The Talking Record
for boys. We will teach your boy to talk. Fascinating
participation game narrated by Miss Rosemary Rice.
Speaker 13 (15:57):
Well from the best I can figure out on it.
I did research on and it was intended for kids
that are really shy okay. It was to teach the
young boys how to interact with.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
People with and look how you turned out.
Speaker 13 (16:13):
Especially they found it at his wife's parents' house, and
his wife's parents have no boys.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Maybe they were just trying to figure out how to
talk to you. Awesome. Well your next just get your
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hit the Big Show dot Com. Right now, we got
our link to all things sports. V Man Tom Sorenson.
Good morning, Tom, Good morning, John boy. How are you
man doing?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Good?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Body heading the final four weekend? That's a fun part. Well,
think what is the Masters that's not this weekend?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Thanks sneaking up on me here?
Speaker 12 (17:12):
Not all kind of blends together, but it's coming up.
But it's not tough.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Didn't check on sir. So all right, well, let's look.
Will start with you our Friday morning quarterback all year long.
The NFL Draft is in twenty days. That's not very
far away.
Speaker 12 (17:30):
Nine I uh, you know, I get excited about it.
And you're watching tape on some of the guys that
the Panthers ought to be looking at. And there's a
guy named Jelan Walker.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Jelan Walker from Georgia. Okay, I wanted to here.
Speaker 12 (17:46):
From Conway, South Carolina. Nice played in high school.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
My favorite waffle house down there.
Speaker 12 (17:52):
It's Saulisbury. But I tell you he's only six to one.
It was about two forty five. But if you watch him,
it's like he an engraved invitation to the other team's backfield.
I mean it's like he's in a huddle. He gets
there so fast and he's propelled and you know they've
had a lot of good pass rushers. They've had a
(18:13):
good passor not great to David and Clowney. For example,
I got named dj Wanham and they just signed a
guy named Pat Jones, and Minnesota was good. But they
need that one guy that's gonna get double teamed all
the time and he's gonna make stuff happen anyway. And
this is this is the guy, and I'm certain he
will be available when the Panthers draft with the eighth
(18:36):
Pat all.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Right, Tom is pulling for Jaylon Walker from Georgio. Pela
Conways South Carolina Law in the men's Final four against
Saturday in San Antonio. Well, we're still alive for the champion.
On our brackets. We both can say that now you
had Tennessee, you had Tennessee.
Speaker 13 (18:58):
Right, I was gonna lie, there's no time for honesty times.
Speaker 12 (19:05):
And I for incompetence. Yeah, but now you had Yeah,
you got Florida beating Tennessee and I had Tennessee, uh prevailing.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
That's wild man. That was a big upset. Man. That's
about the only one. Because we're talking about all four.
You know, the top seeds made it and it just
wasn't it wasn't many Cinderella's packers said they were smashed
or something or beheaded. It was up gruesome about Zimmer.
(19:36):
Auburn plays Florida my pick to win it, and then
Duke will play Houston. Houston sliding in there, you know,
and we both thought the Blue Devils could make her
run with Flag they doing it.
Speaker 12 (19:51):
Boy, he is. I mean, he makes passes other guys
don't see, and he just shares a ball, and Houston
plays a really good d I just don't think they
have enough to stop to I think I think the
best two teams in the tournament of Florida and Duke,
and I think they go to the finals, and I
think Duke wins a really good game.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Oh Colin, Duke doing nice. So Tom, you've been to
some on my final fours in your time? Was it like?
Have you ever been to San Antonio?
Speaker 12 (20:23):
Yeah? It was hilarious. I was there in ninety eight.
He was were the favorites, but they lost to Utah,
and Utah played Kentucky for the national championship and Kentucky won.
And one of Kentucky's fans have got a lot of airtime,
even more than Cooper Flag's mom is actually Judd, and
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she wasn't a bandwagon fan of me, and she'd been
there all season and she's I don't want to be sexist,
but she's not unattractive. And after the game, she's walking
along the San Antonio River and some fans from right there,
some fans from Kentucky sar, go, my god, that's Ashley Judd.
What do we do? And they did this sensible thing.
(21:08):
They all jumped in the river, about eight of them,
I mean just jumped in. And it's not terribly deep,
but it's like a lot of rivers, it's terribly wet.
And so there's a group of Utah fans that see them.
They go, are you guys, okay?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Do you need help? Are you drowning?
Speaker 11 (21:25):
You okay?
Speaker 12 (21:25):
And they go, we saw Ashley Judd, okay, but are
you drowning? Do you need help? The Kentucky fans, hey,
we saw Ashley Judd. And the moral of the story
is Kentucky has been back to the Final four numerous times.
Utah has not made it back once. So if you
see Ashley Judd at the Final four, feel free to
(21:48):
jump where if you want to jump?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Oh all right, Tom, we got just a little time left.
I want to hear you about the torpedo bats. What
is going on with that? I've been out of the
loop on that. Randy was explaining it to me.
Speaker 13 (22:03):
How about is all it was invented by, you know,
a geek, a physicist.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Right But but okay, so now so Tom, they let
them use the bats. That's that's right, that's the whole deal.
Speaker 12 (22:16):
Yeah, they're illegal. They don't weigh anymore than what they
did was it's a guy who was trained at MIT
worked for the Yankees, and he moved up the end
of the bat about seven inches. I mean, it's still there,
but it's just the handle now is a lot more narrow.
And the meteor part they moved up about seven inches.
(22:36):
Thing was invented a couple of years ago. But the
Yankees set a record for hitting home runs the first
three games of the season. So now every player in
the league just about it. I want a bat like that.
I want to be like a Yankee. So there's just
a run in these things. And they were called bowling
pin bats. Right in the bat it's it's car bp,
but torpedo sounds so much cooler.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
What they it is bulked up the sweet spot of
the bat.
Speaker 13 (23:02):
But it still takes a lot of skill for the
batter because he's got to make contact in that specific area.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Kind of tough hitting that fast baseball. I've never done
it once. And by the way, the Masters April tenth
through the thirteen, the researching apartment on that all right time.
We got you, buddy. Let's have a good final four weekend.
We'll see what happens. Catch up next week.
Speaker 12 (23:26):
Thank you and everybody have good times.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Thank you about it, thank you, great weekend. As our man,
Tom Song, it's an idea. Let's play our wordy word
game one eight hundred big show, he told free Line.
We'll get a couple of contestants and play next good
(24:07):
mornings to make showing the radio roding through your Friday
eight well of fourth beature trackers, hoyt renting out of
the house for the final fours or triggy word renting.
It'll big bucks of the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Dot Colin's that I went to everybody's head about the
bed beg.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Word, any word that the worry word. Let's meet the contestants.
We got Ross from South Haven, Mississippi. Good morning Ross,
Good morning man. We all welcome in here amongst us. Man,
we got John. John's out of Newmarket, Tennessee. Good morning, John,
go go ball the morning Hey and Tennessee vers Mississippi.
(24:46):
There some morning word here, boys. So it'll be Tater
and John. It'll be John, boy and Ross. All right.
That's our playing.
Speaker 8 (24:55):
That's work.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Two rounds thirt or second seat show. We on the
theme range. We just hoole peerie. Random words is what
we'll start with. John, You relax, me and Ross see
what we can do. All right, you ready, Ross read,
I'm gonna be all right. I'm gonna put them right
there in your head. Don't be afraid to shout them out.
(25:17):
All right, alrighty starting to clock now. They run with
this Olympic flame. It's called a what the thing that
holds the flame they run with? Yes, uh huh, okay, okay,
go to Bible. Blank you meet and for school? You
got a blank for the big test? What do you
(25:40):
do for the test? So you'll yes, uh huh. If
you're an outfielder, you want to blank the ball when
it's hit, Blank the ball? Yeah, uh huh? Have this
after breakfast? Yeah, I know it was lunch. None, it
was after the buzzer and there ain't gonna give me
that one, Jackie, give me in here and a half
(26:04):
in the background. Yeah, I know you know the thing
about it. We do have a delay on this on
this system since our new studio. Oh ros, I've hated it,
you would, Yeah, because it towns it's like a half
a second. It costs me so many wordy word rounds.
Oh that's why I guess so mad at Jackie for
(26:24):
stealing from it. Okay, here we are, we're happy. What
do we get baby three on the board? So Tater
and John, okay, all right, ready John, read, ready and go.
Speaker 7 (26:38):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
This is the person at the head of the classroom
instructing teacher. Uh huh.
Speaker 14 (26:43):
The opposite of sad happy all right. Uh, you tell
a joke and you hope that it is funny. You
the opposite of clothes open you grow these, You be
sure to eat your fruits and blanks, vegables. You're right
on the school blank to school. But this is a
(27:05):
slow reptile and he has a shell.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Turtle. Turtle, stop the round, stop the round. Look a
look at y'all putting the seven on the board.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
I just wanted to keep hearing his boys, right.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Man, delay really does mess up? Shut up? Seven to
three after round one. Ross, Let's see what we can do, buddy.
Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready? All right, starting to
clock now the final four is basket what battle? Yeah,
(27:42):
ball rhymes with it. Make a telephone, uh rhymes with it.
The season after summer is rhymes with it. You're going
out in the kids in the watt in the school.
You're in the watts, not in the class. You're in
the I'm a blanky Hall rhymes with an opposite of
(28:05):
short is all right, good work there, Ross, when I
give you some different clues, decent five on the three
eight score all right, John and Tater they have one
of them, Tater meldowns. We haven't seen lady baby one
(28:27):
the tie to the wind. Ready, go, this is where
you go shopping.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
It's all enclosed. Yes, this is a up puppy is
one of these?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Not a cat?
Speaker 11 (28:40):
But uh.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Wow, Dog, you've got the tough ones in there. That
smart I've got cryer sheets.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Dog.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I'm still yesterday. Ross. You can't play again any time, buddy.
We'll give you another shot down the road. You many,
thank you. That's Ross down South Haven, Go and give
a shout out, buddy.
Speaker 8 (29:12):
I'd like to give a shout out to my wife
thirty seven years and my two daughters Nicole at Madison.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Wow, Rodego. Appreciate you and yours Ross. Y'all have a
great day down South Haven and John over in New Market.
Look at you winning the big Old prize pack for
you Victory volunteers. Thank you, thank you. Good morning, I
got the Big Show on the radio. Big Request time.
Elisa Peters out of Wilmington, North Carolina. Right, Lisa says,
(29:44):
big request from married man always cracks me up, but
let's crack you up baby. He's up next. Good morning,
(30:16):
Big shows on the radios. Something you'd like to hear
about this time Monday through Friday. Hits up with the
John wore Miller Facebook page. I was a line at
the Big Show dot com. Alyssa Peters woming to North Carolina.
Thank you for listening. Listen. Here he goes your hero.
Speaker 15 (30:40):
My readmand my readman drives around in a minivan. God,
my wife and some kids. It's whole life's on the skids. Hey,
there goes to my READMND. How's he feel? Listen, dude,
this part guy's really screwing hanging on. I have bread,
(31:01):
cord of milk, loaf of bread. Hey, there here goes
for the married man. Got a big gas, grew, buys
his clothes at the gap, and he's just about had enough.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
For this card.
Speaker 15 (31:17):
Married man, married man, friendly neighborhood, married man.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
My friend has no sing life. Will let him do
what the she says, it's about time he grew.
Speaker 15 (31:29):
Well, wherever there's a screw, you'll find.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
The married man.
Speaker 10 (31:35):
Last time married man encountered as old Powell college buddy
who suggested our hero have a little fun by flirting
with the attractive young lady at the grocery store checkout counter.
Our hero rose to the occasion in his patented married
man style.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Married.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
I'm happily married. I've never cheated on my wife in
my entire life. I don't inten to start now.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I'm married, I tell you married.
Speaker 6 (31:59):
Excuse me.
Speaker 10 (32:00):
I just remembered a couple of things I forgot to
get Hell.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Well, very smooth, you were right, You've still got it.
Speaker 10 (32:08):
Hey, I may be a costume crusader, but I'm still
a human being.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
She tempted me with her feminine wilds.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
All she said was paper or plastic.
Speaker 11 (32:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Well, well with these women today, who knows what that
might mean. Not come on, admit it, Mary, man, you've
lost your touch. Your wife runs your life. Man, it happens.
It doesn't mean your life is over. It just means
it's not that interesting anymore. That's not true. I run
my own life. I don't let women push me around.
Yeah right, I'll prove it.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
I'll go right back over there to that register right
now and check.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Out, and then I'm gonna go back home. And what's
the ball game? Yeah, that's it. I'm a man, I
spell m a child and nah.
Speaker 6 (32:52):
Watch me work, mister skeptic.
Speaker 16 (32:56):
Huh find everything you needed?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Oh yeah, sorry about that pathetic outburst a minute ago.
Speaker 7 (33:02):
Hm.
Speaker 16 (33:03):
Did you see how much these were? They don't have
a price.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
No, but I'll be glad to walk over and check
for you.
Speaker 16 (33:09):
Oh that's all right, I can check for you.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Oh, no problem.
Speaker 10 (33:12):
I can be there and back in a flash.
Speaker 16 (33:13):
Really No, No, that's all the way in the back
of the store. I'll get somebody to run back there
for you. Christ check twelve pack Tampac's plushable super MAXI
open pads with wings for the guy in the cave
right here, sir, anything wrong?
Speaker 10 (33:30):
Oh, I was just watching what passes for my life
flash before my eyes. Well, married man be able to
survive the greatest humiliation of his costume career. And that
thing with the ball game was he just blowing smoke?
Speaker 5 (33:44):
That too?
Speaker 10 (33:45):
And sways in our next spink to tightening adventure, Same
married time, same married channel.
Speaker 15 (33:52):
There's a school. Look you don't find the married man.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio. You like call
the Hoint on your mobile device forerever yours a few
word renting here, the big buck said the Big Show
dot com. Yeah, hello, heyesus.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Hoint all my life on the fider man.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
You know we ain't gonna fight you, hort John boynbilla
here Hey waits.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Say there beggon? Well, hey, I wish I could have
come up with something a little more colorful, but thinking
I think theyretty much sump you up?
Speaker 11 (34:46):
I think it does.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah, man, how you doing, Hoint? I can what's us?
Speaker 9 (34:52):
Oh men?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Debor thought we had us a big financial score worked out.
We is gonna rent out our house for the final four.
You know some of them rich high rollers that come
in here and rent people's houses.
Speaker 6 (35:03):
We were just talking about that.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah, thought that we had it locked in.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
What's the problem.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Turns out there's some kind of fine trend in the neighborhood.
By law says you can't wrench your house out temporarily.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yeah, man, we finally decided.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
We're gonna move You're gonna sell your house.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
No, we're gonna move it. We're putting the wheels back
on it the afternoon and we're taking it to a
less snotty neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
I don't need this, You don't need him up any.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Final fill good when Final four is getting closed. That
man never just loves this time of year. Is z
Ford takes him back to his college days. You know,
Delbart played some balling.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Colls went to college. Oh yeah, was he was he smart?
Speaker 7 (35:49):
Like?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Was he on the dean's list?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Well, he was on a list the dean had. But
that now he had halfway good sense. At one time
believing or not got him a degree from m I T.
Speaker 6 (36:02):
Wait a minute, Delbert went to mi i T.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Mississippi Institute of Technology. Yes, sir, Sally Strothers used to
do them TV commercials for you had sallys. Trouthers and
Delbort as the meathead. Goodness say he.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Was a jolly one time jo So deb played he
played basketball.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Yeah, he played for the Fighting VCR Repairman there at
m I t all his golden moment in the sun.
I know he always talks about it. I'll never forget.
Last game of the season. It was the Fighting VCR
repair Man versus the angry accountants from Testmunker Business College
across river over the big game, last game of season.
(36:44):
There was ahead by thirty points. The game was in
the bag.
Speaker 11 (36:47):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Debt had been sitting on the bench all season along
hadn't started a lit uh huh. So he's standing there
and a bunch of his friends are sitting up in
the stands, and they start going, we walked down Bert,
we won't Nelburt, we won't Delburt. And then it just
kind of spread through the crowd pretty much the whole side,
that whole side of the auditorium. We won't Nelburn, we
(37:10):
won't Delburt. Never looked up. He took his took his
warm up jacket off and kind of ease over and
next to the coach it got louder, lighter. We won't Nelburt,
we won't Nelburn. The coach looked over and said, delvert, give.
Speaker 9 (37:23):
Me in a minute.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Yeah, coach, he said, get up here and see what
them people wont well listen, I gotta go. I got
a pack some breakables in some of that bubble wrap.
Speaker 14 (37:34):
Here.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Oh my worldly possessions flashing around here inside the We
put her up on the wheels again.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Y'all.
Speaker 6 (37:42):
Just be careful moving.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Well, y'all. Keep them straight up by fight heartright here.
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