April 11, 2025 • 42 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got all your Friday favorites.. - Plus, an early show appearance from Woodrow Boudreaux as he attempts to outsmart the Tax Man.. - The Crocodile Stalker goes in search of the Easter Bunny.. - our Not Ready For Drivetime Players take on a brand, new script, entitled, “The Castaways”.. - Mark Packer has had his hands full with the College Tournaments wrapping up, so we will attempt to unpack Packer on today's show.. - Later on will shift sports gears over two Tom Sorensen for his update.. - and we we’ll fill a request for Ike Turner’s “Your Mama Is So Fat - Volume 2”…
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Speaker 1 (00:16):
Good morning, and the Big Show is on the radio
for your.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
April eleven, twenty twenty five. The Crocodile Stalker stalks the
Easter money for our future track When a Big Show
bit box and the key words easter money click out
on our contest money when you at the Big Show
dot com. You can't get done when I call you
(00:52):
get a black game live beat the blood. All right,
just do it, it's made, I can doesn't. Chris from
salt Bill for Rginia, Good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Chris, Good morning, John.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Boy, Buddy, welcome. All right, then real there's hello.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
You agree or disagree with takes asers two wells four,
two buzzers and you win. Okay, let your morning here
with the average elephant, Marcy.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Does the average elephant feel more romantic in a zoo
or in the wild.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Well, I did see a video on YouTube about it
with an elephant with a guy's head stuck in its butt,
So I'm not sure if that was like roman or
if that was like an accident purpose, so I'm gonna
say that that wasn't. I'm gonna say that the elephant
feels more romantics at its home in the wild.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
At its home in the wild. Yeah, just forget about
the guy with his head of elephants. But in the
zoo that can happen, so so yeah, so going in
the wild the elephant would feel more romantic without ahead.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Of Yeah, well, Chris, agree or disagree with the wild.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I'm gonna have to agree with the wild, John boy Man,
that was the day to do.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yes, you know you can't do it with everybody watching.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
You know, that's.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Romantic about a hand stuck in your button. That's what
that guy was.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
He was trying to hide, yes, the way. Elephants seldom
mate in captivity. So yeah, even if you wanted him to.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
All right, then there's a bell from Chris. All right day.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
According to the lyrics of a well known song, I
got rhythm.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I've got music. What else do I have?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I've got six kids and I don't need anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
We've got rhythm, we got music, got six kids.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Let's see, I got rhythm, I got music.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I got my love.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Who could ass morning?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
My love? My love? Taylor thinks she's worked it out
in her head. No, no confusing, please, So do you
am going I'm going to agree? Agree? No, she was close,
not my love, but my girl, my girl.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh okay, yes, I still got one to go for
the bell or the bull?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Ever, well, let's code say.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
In the musical category, According to music experts, is a
piano the best choice for you to try to train
your young child on.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Maybe maybe try spreading out some newspapers.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
First, before you hit the moment.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Tinkling on the.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
So for for an instrument, Yes, a piano is the
best choice.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Piano is the best choice for you to train your
young child on. Just ask a music teacher, Chris, do
you agree or disagree? Dumboy, I may regret this, but
I'm going to agree and you will.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
No, don't y'all remember if mister frog is full of hops,
my mama trying to teach ed know how to play
the piana.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Of course, it was a little later in life. Is
that why we all try?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Well? This depending on the teaching method, it can be
difficult and often discourages children from musical training. With all
those eighty eight keys there in front of them, they say,
ukulelees or you know, small.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Easy to learn instruments.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Okay, I don't know, go ahead, just make them take
their lessons so we are Hey, Chris, don't worry body,
we got a nice consolation prize guaranteed to make you
happy before we send you back to job in Saltville. There, buddy,
Well guys, thank y'all.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
We appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Chris hang on, all right, we're gonna jump out. I'll
catch you up on your news. Then we're gonna have
our time.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Has right on the other side.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You wait for our Friday morning last gonna come a wonderful.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
Man give away.
Speaker 8 (06:09):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 9 (06:27):
I'm a homo and I just can't help it.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Be okay.
Speaker 9 (06:31):
I've got lots of shoes, and I watch the view
and I lie up about how much I weigh.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Ah, I'm a homo.
Speaker 9 (06:39):
Every night, my sweet Marcella and I Marcela and I
we raise the heat on our satin sheet and shave our.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Initials on our thighs.
Speaker 9 (06:50):
I need a jog. I'm winded, which reminds me I
need to touch up my roots again. Hello peroxide rash Oh,
Hello Babs.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Listen.
Speaker 9 (06:59):
I don't want to ruin your diet, but you know
Eddie's gonna order pizza from that swanky place you like.
Do you want your pizza cut into six pieces or
twelve six? Oh, because you don't think you could eat twelve?
Oh boy, you're strict about that diet. Listen, why don't
you go lacker on another cod to Lovely and I'll
just take the helm of the starship Booby prize. Okay,
(07:21):
there you go that way, that way, the other way,
the other other way. That's right, and she's gone. Oh dear,
you can see the wheel spinning, but the hamster is
sound asleep. Oh, John boy Baby big Shoe film Pigging.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I mean to help you the.
Speaker 9 (07:44):
What is is this the incontinence hotline? Uh?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Sure, can you hold please?
Speaker 9 (07:54):
Like he's got a choice, John boy by, Big Shoe
Film Pigging. I'm gonna help you, Marcel. So tell me
how's life on the road with a touring company of
Fiddler on the Roof? Uh huh. The audiences have been
terrible because of the economy. Well, how bad can it be?
(08:15):
It's so bad they've changed the name to Fiddler up
a Creek.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
That's bad.
Speaker 9 (08:22):
Oh, I know, it's hard to believe the economy is
in the tank with that brilliant mister Obama in the
White House. Oh, He's a real leader, all right, leader
of the clueless. He's so stupid he thinks the people
are following him. He doesn't realize they're chasing him. Oh,
I'm glad to be back to work. I need a
time off after that long Grove Park weekend. Don't get
(08:42):
me wrong, I loved it. As you know, Ashville is
a little slice of pansy paradise. However, however, I got
stuck sitting next to one of those talkie Big Show fans.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Well I won't name names, but rhymes with Reba.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (09:03):
Anyway, it got so bad I finally gave her the
name of a self help group. You know, it's like Alanon,
but it's for compulsive talkers. It's called On and On
and on.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (09:14):
I finally moved to another seat. Got stuck next to
a paranoid dyslexic. He always thought he was following someone
I don't really understand. Well, the weekend wasn't a total loss.
I had to bail Babs out of jail. Oh yeah,
there was a bit of a dust up when she
and Johnny Bravo went shopping. Oh only to the finest
(09:35):
stores you guessed at home Depot. It seems he was
looking for a new drill and Babs was anxious to help.
And pretty soon he hears a big scuffle and goes
one aisle over to see Babs going at it with
one of Jackie's people. Oh it was a real cat fight, Sugar.
The fur really flew. There were dark roots and cheap
weave and fake nails all over the floor. Well, I'll
(09:59):
tell you what happened. It seems that Johnny Bravo couldn't
find the drill he wanted, and he told Babs to
go the next dile over and find a blackened decker.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
You have to be so careful.
Speaker 9 (10:12):
It was a real scene, man, and she did it
all in heels, which was the impressive thing. Oh, here
comes hump Hogan now and Marcel. I know you're on
the road, but dust all right, Babs, ain'tel you ready
to go? So where to today? First up the drug store?
Speaker 8 (10:31):
What for.
Speaker 9 (10:33):
A breast pump? Is there something I should know? Oh?
It's for your friend Violet. Uh huh, I thought she
was breastfeeding. Uh huh It it hurt too much to
boil the nipples. Oh oh wow, which reminds me I've
got to pick up some milk to the Vinnie Cooper,
(10:55):
carry on, John.
Speaker 10 (10:58):
Boy and Billy Boy. Oh crazy, Good morning radio, done right.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. A
little by Friday sports here on the Big Show. And
I bore the pac Man when he spn rapping up
the college basketball season and the Master's down in Augusta.
Man man earned my shirt. One of my favorite memories
(11:56):
from a ghost I explaining.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I remember, I have no idea they were.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
They were protesting outside of Augusta for women to be
able to.
Speaker 7 (12:06):
Let the woman and one of they had all the
protesters holding their signs all the and there was this
one guy in the back holding up a sign that
said iron my shop.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
It was very fast. I'm sure you could google that
and they you still outs.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
I guarantee they didn't know.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh my gosh. Just anyway.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
So yeah, we'll see how Sorenson feels about that. Make
marry them stand aside of him.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, what am I talking about?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
That'd been good and the giveaway that soars in about
twenty minutes, wonderful thing giveaway before that.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
All right, we were ready and right now I'll go
to j D's.
Speaker 11 (12:52):
Howdy friends, will that big what jack rabbit will be
hopping down the money trail directly. And we got all
kinds of easter fine right here at JD's twenty four
hour drive through Pontaganado Park. It's pharmaceutical, Dutk, gift, bait
and tackle, discount cigarette outlet. We got easter buckets, fake grass,
had color in twelve gag, just stuff, toys, may lotch
choke collar, sex chairs, enter tubs and so many of them,
little Yeller marshmallow, baby.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Chickens, and then places a fire hazard.
Speaker 11 (13:12):
We got pigs feet, crisco, heater course, tool shed's compost, spout, springs,
deal pickles, fish fighters in fourteen years worth of back
issues of smack Nasty magazine. And then, of course bringing
younggins and all you buddies is Saturday for the second
annual Rotting Am tossing contents. They've been sitting in the
rear dash of a Camaro in the bright sunlight for
two weeks. We got seat traps, duct tape, vapo, rubb
(13:33):
jackstand soup, beans, love loation, shaving cream, wheed killer spray
painting for a limited time only, farm raised.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Deep fried rabbit on a stick.
Speaker 11 (13:39):
So come on down, what are you waiting for a
resurrect Joel pickup truck and run you butt on down
to Jad's twenty four hour drive through Ponta. Got auto parts, pharmaceutical,
dot gift, baton, tackle, discount cigarette outlets. Not buy our
new location in Logan, West Virginia. Crossed from Appalachian Daycare
wet Barn firing range to that way.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Jades Walla the Southern Boy, Good morning, and you got
the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 12 (14:08):
Oh you can have all them goody two shoes on
the radio and talking about their damn teeth and having babies.
They're nothing sexy than a hot young man talking trash
on the radio. I like all them opinionated time men,
Rock Limball, Sean Hannity, Neil Board, They're snow on the roof.
(14:35):
They has a fire in the funny. It's getting hot
in here. I take off all my clothes. Who I
feel so vulnerable?
Speaker 6 (15:16):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Wait, wait, and John Boys, wonderful thing number one hundred
and thirty eight is always give it away time Everybriday,
and I'll continue to spread the love stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
My talking record for boys.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
On twelve inch Finyl narrated by Miss Rosemary Rice has.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Just been wad bye.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
A young man on a rowing over rabbits, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Tony st I come out of here shell, Tony, right,
you go have fun?
Speaker 6 (16:05):
All right?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
The next one of the thing. Let me see you got.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
A sneak this one out the talking record for girls.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Oh be get that alright. He was just a couple
of beers.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Our half of Apple Martine's Let's read it better?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Hi, well check it out.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Then you go to the Big Show dot com. Good morning,
Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we'll play our
last rounds A worthy word for the wave for one
hundred and twenty dollars where the bulls not cleaning products.
But right now, Man tom So and Son joins us,
as he does every Friday morning. Good morning Tom.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Good morning, John boy.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
How you doing just awesome?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
We discussed a little bit how well I did Florida
taking the national championship there?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Tom, how was how was your bracket?
Speaker 5 (17:07):
I had Florida losing in the final. But what I
like about you is you're consistent. When you do well
with a bet or a pool, you bring it up.
When you don't, you don't it.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
How about that. Well, let's look in the future.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Then the NFL Draft is in thirteen days, man, less
than two weeks.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
How about that?
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Yeah, it's uh, you know, every year it's a bigger deal.
I mean, you turn on anything, a TV show, go
to a website, somebody is doing a mock draft and
I tell you, man, the guy I like this time
of the year, and I know a lot of people don't.
It is mel kiper because a lot of people are
(17:51):
are entertainers. Hey, look at my suit, look at look
at the mannerisms I can do with my head. Mel
comes off as like the neighborhood pharmacist and you're going
there and he gives you your prescription. Then he tells
you you got the wrong one. He is opinionated, and
he is. When he was in high school, he started
doing mock drafts. And this guy is sixty four now,
(18:12):
so high school was a long time ago. And he
finally it started to catch on. He did newsletters, he
did books. ESPN hired him for four hundred dollars in
nineteen eighty four, and he was kind of a big deal.
You know, people were getting into it. And then in
nineteen ninety four, Indianapolis Colts traded up and drafted a
(18:34):
guy named trev Elberts, whom you've never had of, because
heard of because he was out of the league in
three years and he just mel just ripped him, said,
Indianapolis is a laughing stop at the stock of the league.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
And the GM for Indianapolis said, who is mel kiper Man?
Speaker 5 (18:52):
My neighbor has more right or is much right to
talk about the drafts he does. My neighbor's a postman.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
He was right, he said.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Mel Kuiper said they should take Trent Dilfer, who went
on to win a Super Bowl at Baltimore and the
linebacker that Indianapolis won and so badly ye had three
seasons ins out of the league. So I just like
mal And to me, when I see Mail's face so
serious with his glasses and he looks like a mean accountant,
(19:22):
It's like, okay, man, it's time. It's time for the draft,
and you got all this going, so let's go.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
He've been chasing his dream, you know, doing it since
high school. Man, I mean, that's that's awesome. So all right,
what about our Carolina Panthers?
Speaker 9 (19:36):
Time?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Where are it? Was up?
Speaker 5 (19:38):
We talked last week, and I said they will and
should take Jelan Walker. Jelen is a linebacker for Georgia
and the pass rusher for Georgie. It's from Salisbury, North Carolina,
not far from Charlotte and he I was watching him
on tape and it's like when somebody tries to block him,
he gets offended. What are you doing? Why are you
(20:01):
trying to block me? You're not going to block me?
And he's one of those guys in the locker room.
He just fills it up.
Speaker 6 (20:07):
Come on, you guys, let's go. We can do this
with a team. We can were the defense. They're not
going to beat us.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
And I think every team, every company needs a guy
like that. He's not big, six foot one, but great
arm length, great speed, two hundred and forty three pounds
and he gets to that quarterback. And I think that's
who they will take with the pick number eight, and
I think he's going to be really good.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
What about Colon Granger? What about Colon.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
The Colon Granger? Okay, this guy has not played football
since eighth grade. I played basketball for Ohio, for Western
Carolina and Coastal Carolina, and the Panthers have giving him
a Trout at tight end. Now, why would they do
that because he's six eight, he weighs two hundred and
forty five pounds. Other guys have done this. I mean,
(20:58):
Tony Gonzalez is of the best ever was a football player,
and you can go down on the list.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
There a basketball switch from basketball to football, Tony Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Tony dead yeah, and Graham and it's just Jimmy Graham
and Tonio Gates. But the idea is, if you can
run the court, if you can box out, and if
you're six' eight you can catch some. Passes, maybe so
there's nothing to, lose they're going to give him a.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Try and a player that you are curious, about who
would that?
Speaker 6 (21:31):
BE i like A hunter From?
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Colorado you, know he was the rare two Way Travis
hunter was a rare two way. PLAYER i mean he
played full time. Cornerback he played full time, receiver and
he says that's what he wants to do in THE.
Nfl now he could be drafted as high as number.
TWO i think he'll be a receiver full. Time in,
Fact i'm almost. Positive and he did catch FIFTEEN td
passes last. YEAR i mean he is really fast and really.
(21:57):
Smooth BUT i think what they'll also do is on third,
down third and, long they'll, Say, son get on in
there and they let him play, cornerback which is what
he wants to. Do AND i, mean how often do
you see a two way player in THE. Nfl and
he'll be a big time.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Keeping out that we will meet again before it. Happens
the master started. YESTERDAY i know you have somewhat of
an affinity For Augusta tom and their.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
MENU i love.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
The place AND i love war Else, man you go
to sporting events and you get a beer and a
dog and it's like you want thirty. Dollars it doesn't
work that way with the. Message you can still buy
a buck fifty pimental cheese, sandwich a three buck chicken salad,
sandwich and a six dollar. Beer and WHAT i like
is it's old school in the sense that people aren't,
(22:49):
screaming they're not just yelling getting a. Hole there's a
respect and it's just there aren't any Cell you get
caught with a cell phone on the. Course if you're,
media if you're a human, being you're. OUT i, mean
they will take your badge AND i like. That and
there's just like an old school respect when you're there
(23:10):
and it's not about, you it's about the. Game and
for that, REASON i just really really admire it and
like being, there you.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Know lay back watching. Weekend all, Right, Tom, well thank,
you my. Boy you have a great. Weekend we'll meet
again next week before the.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Draft talk next. Week, everybody have a great, weekend and thank.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
You all, right, body let's play worthy word one eight
hundred making show you told free. Line we'll get a
couple of contestants team up and play Next.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Good. Morning it's a big show on the.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Radio we're rolling to You friday for the eleven feature
track for The Big. Show Big box And Crocodile's Stalker
adventure is tracking The Easter bunny sirs for Keywords Easter.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Bunny's some fun for the.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Kids hit The Big box at The Big show dot
com clicking on our contest one way there can't get.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
THEM i call. YOU i had everybody's head about the bad.
Anywhere let's meet our.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Contestants we Got roger From Great, Court South. Carolina good, Morning,
roger good, morning good. Morning and we Got carl From
ripley believe it or, Not.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Tennessee he go all right, There corn There's roger Now South, Carolina,
Roger carl The Volunteer, state and we're gonna play us
some wordy.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Word, okay, Teams, carl you get the, Girl tater And
carl right to, Me jambo And, roger and we're dealing
with words that deal with. Help words dealing with help
yours are other. People's all, right, okay So, carl you,
(25:19):
Relax me And roger are gonna go for the first thirty.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Seconds give me something shoot for? You, Ready, ROGER i am,
ready all, right, buddy starting the. Clock, now a big
building with sick people in it is the. Hospital uh.
Huh blood runs through your? Things uh. Huh you do
this to your teeth in the. Morning what what do you?
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Use what do you?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Use?
Speaker 9 (25:45):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
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go into what you want to get. Cover, yes uh.
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Speaker 1 (25:57):
Diet uh.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Huh let's look at these through the.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Microscope, no, OKAY i was thinking of The mayberry.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Show something turn that? Off okay WHAT i was? Thinking
it didn't? Help so, well we got a five on the.
Board good, Work. Roger. Five and Now carl And taylor
for their round. One you, Ready, carl let's see and
(26:27):
go cover your mouth when you.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
COUGH i don't want you to get your.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Blank.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
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queasy But i'm, like Oh i'm. Blank, yes the opposite of, Hot,
yes the opposite of. Dirty You if you get, dizzy
(26:53):
you'll lose your.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
If you're, yes.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Fack all, right well y'all put a five. On it's
five to five after round. One all right, There, roger
let's see what we can do for round.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Two are you? READY i am? Ready, okay starting to. Clock,
now you got to get a shot before you go to.
School this is what you call. It did you get Your,
no it's a fancy, word force.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Shot the the you come up with this and it
works and then YOU i gotta get blank SO i
don't get, sick SO i don't catch, That so go
to go to. School you gotta have your come on
come ON, Covid, YEAH covid anything A covid.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Blank not a, SHOT a fancy.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
WORD.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
O the.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
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mel on? That, well there's five to.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Five So Carling, taylor If carl can get this, word
then you.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Will all, right, okay starting the. Clock, now what is it?
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Vaccine, nope it's it's the act of getting a. Vaccine
did you get your did you get your? Blank?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
No, no still still use the word vaccine vaccination, Yet, boy,
goodness that was a hard one you.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
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Thank, you loving good. Day you're old Pal steve here
when his icy grip is finally, loosen that spring is
in the. Air what a gorgeous, day real shirt sleeve.
Weather today we're hearing the domesticated wilds Of. Suburbia our
mission is a bit on the odd, side to proved
once and for all the existence of one of the
truly rare, critters The easter. Bunny most folks don't realize
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that The easter bunny Predates. Christianity he was held up
as a similar fertility In New life during the spring.
Season but he certainly is a bloody generous, bunny popping a,
bath filling kids' baskets with all sorts of treats and.
Goodies and we're gonna be lying in wait to catch
him in the. Act the sun is finally just dipped
below the, horizon and before long The Easter bunny will
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be making his. Rounds we've got a perfect hiding spot
in the hedge, here and the trap is. Sit several
empty baskets lying around that'll keep him, busy a handful
of organic carrots to refuel his, tank and if he
plays hard to, get we've got several of these taser
traps lying. Around they look like bear, traps but when
the jaws clamp, down they give him a taser blast
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of fifty thousand. Volts no, worries, kiddos these are perfectly.
Harmless they'll help the old easter bunny take a nice
little nap while your Uncle steve staples this tracking center
in was it.
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Totally.
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Painless and as a last, Resort i've got some rare
easter bunny pheromones in this little glass. Vial if he
gets too, Shy i'll just pop the cork on this.
Bottle if he's as hot to trot as the legend,
says he, is one sniff and he'll come. Run then for,
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there beyond the. Fence whatever it, is it's pretty bloody.
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Crag he's.
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feet if you can't the.
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in the. Moonlight and he cleared their kids and one
flow us.
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be A Bonds rester morning for these. Kids, oh stepped
on a, tweet gave away my. POSITION i think he
knows we're. Here, yeah that's a big ten. Four good,
buddy he's onto. Us, Okay i'm gonna take a, chance
AND i want to step out into the. Open, easy big.
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a look at. You oh he's bloody. Spectacular look at
those powerful hind, legs big soft. Paws he's a. Beauty
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boy old stave as your friend just back up a
fit father and. Oops it doesn't see him happy one.
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he doesn't.
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It.
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That tank in his hair got it just a, time lindsay.
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Sharp. OH i landed on the oil.
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Of easter bunny. PHEROMONES i hope he doesn't get a.
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The Crocodile.
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Stalker maybe.
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Eggs, yeah that's not.
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get a black game live beat the blood. All right,
just do it, it's made, I can doesn't. Chris from
salt Bill for Rginia, Good morning.
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Chris, Good morning, John.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Boy, Buddy, welcome. All right, then real there's hello.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
You agree or disagree with takes asers two wells four,
two buzzers and you win. Okay, let your morning here
with the average elephant, Marcy.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Does the average elephant feel more romantic in a zoo
or in the wild.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Well, I did see a video on YouTube about it
with an elephant with a guy's head stuck in its butt,
So I'm not sure if that was like roman or
if that was like an accident purpose, so I'm gonna
say that that wasn't. I'm gonna say that the elephant
feels more romantics at its home in the wild.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
At its home in the wild. Yeah, just forget about
the guy with his head of elephants. But in the
zoo that can happen, so so yeah, so going in
the wild the elephant would feel more romantic without ahead.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Of Yeah, well, Chris, agree or disagree with the wild.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I'm gonna have to agree with the wild, John boy Man,
that was the day to do.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yes, you know you can't do it with everybody watching.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
You know, that's.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Romantic about a hand stuck in your button. That's what
that guy was.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
He was trying to hide, yes, the way. Elephants seldom
mate in captivity. So yeah, even if you wanted him to.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
All right, then there's a bell from Chris. All right day.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
According to the lyrics of a well known song, I
got rhythm.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I've got music. What else do I have?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I've got six kids and I don't need anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
We've got rhythm, we got music, got six kids.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Let's see, I got rhythm, I got music.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I got my love.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Who could ass morning?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
My love? My love? Taylor thinks she's worked it out
in her head. No, no confusing, please, So do you
am going I'm going to agree? Agree? No, she was close,
not my love, but my girl, my girl.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh okay, yes, I still got one to go for
the bell or the bull?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Ever, well, let's code say.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
In the musical category, According to music experts, is a
piano the best choice for you to try to train
your young child on.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Maybe maybe try spreading out some newspapers.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
First, before you hit the moment.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Tinkling on the.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
So for for an instrument, Yes, a piano is the
best choice.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Piano is the best choice for you to train your
young child on. Just ask a music teacher, Chris, do
you agree or disagree? Dumboy, I may regret this, but
I'm going to agree and you will.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
No, don't y'all remember if mister frog is full of hops,
my mama trying to teach ed know how to play
the piana.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Of course, it was a little later in life. Is
that why we all try?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Well? This depending on the teaching method, it can be
difficult and often discourages children from musical training. With all
those eighty eight keys there in front of them, they say,
ukulelees or you know, small.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Easy to learn instruments.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Okay, I don't know, go ahead, just make them take
their lessons so we are Hey, Chris, don't worry body,
we got a nice consolation prize guaranteed to make you
happy before we send you back to job in Saltville. There, buddy,
Well guys, thank y'all.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
We appreciate you.
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Chris hang on, all right, we're gonna jump out. I'll
catch you up on your news. Then we're gonna have
our time.
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Has right on the other side.
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You wait for our Friday morning last gonna come a wonderful.
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I'm a homo and I just can't help it.
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Be okay.
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I've got lots of shoes, and I watch the view
and I lie up about how much I weigh.
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Ah, I'm a homo.
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Every night, my sweet Marcella and I Marcela and I
we raise the heat on our satin sheet and shave our.
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Initials on our thighs.
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I need a jog. I'm winded, which reminds me I
need to touch up my roots again. Hello peroxide rash Oh,
Hello Babs.
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Listen.
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I don't want to ruin your diet, but you know
Eddie's gonna order pizza from that swanky place you like.
Do you want your pizza cut into six pieces or
twelve six? Oh, because you don't think you could eat twelve?
Oh boy, you're strict about that diet. Listen, why don't
you go lacker on another cod to Lovely and I'll
just take the helm of the starship Booby prize. Okay,
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there you go that way, that way, the other way,
the other other way. That's right, and she's gone. Oh dear,
you can see the wheel spinning, but the hamster is
sound asleep. Oh, John boy Baby big Shoe film Pigging.
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I mean to help you the.
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Sure, can you hold please?
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Like he's got a choice, John boy by, Big Shoe
Film Pigging. I'm gonna help you, Marcel. So tell me
how's life on the road with a touring company of
Fiddler on the Roof? Uh huh. The audiences have been
terrible because of the economy. Well, how bad can it be?
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It's so bad they've changed the name to Fiddler up
a Creek.
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That's bad.
Speaker 9 (08:22):
Oh, I know, it's hard to believe the economy is
in the tank with that brilliant mister Obama in the
White House. Oh, He's a real leader, all right, leader
of the clueless. He's so stupid he thinks the people
are following him. He doesn't realize they're chasing him. Oh,
I'm glad to be back to work. I need a
time off after that long Grove Park weekend. Don't get
(08:42):
me wrong, I loved it. As you know, Ashville is
a little slice of pansy paradise. However, however, I got
stuck sitting next to one of those talkie Big Show fans.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Well I won't name names, but rhymes with Reba.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (09:03):
Anyway, it got so bad I finally gave her the
name of a self help group. You know, it's like Alanon,
but it's for compulsive talkers. It's called On and On
and on.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (09:14):
I finally moved to another seat. Got stuck next to
a paranoid dyslexic. He always thought he was following someone
I don't really understand. Well, the weekend wasn't a total loss.
I had to bail Babs out of jail. Oh yeah,
there was a bit of a dust up when she
and Johnny Bravo went shopping. Oh only to the finest
(09:35):
stores you guessed at home Depot. It seems he was
looking for a new drill and Babs was anxious to help.
And pretty soon he hears a big scuffle and goes
one aisle over to see Babs going at it with
one of Jackie's people. Oh it was a real cat fight, Sugar.
The fur really flew. There were dark roots and cheap
weave and fake nails all over the floor. Well, I'll
(09:59):
tell you what happened. It seems that Johnny Bravo couldn't
find the drill he wanted, and he told Babs to
go the next dile over and find a blackened decker.
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You have to be so careful.
Speaker 9 (10:12):
It was a real scene, man, and she did it
all in heels, which was the impressive thing. Oh, here
comes hump Hogan now and Marcel. I know you're on
the road, but dust all right, Babs, ain'tel you ready
to go? So where to today? First up the drug store?
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What for.
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A breast pump? Is there something I should know? Oh?
It's for your friend Violet. Uh huh, I thought she
was breastfeeding. Uh huh It it hurt too much to
boil the nipples. Oh oh wow, which reminds me I've
got to pick up some milk to the Vinnie Cooper,
(10:55):
carry on, John.
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Boy and Billy Boy. Oh crazy, Good morning radio, done right.
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Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. A
little by Friday sports here on the Big Show. And
I bore the pac Man when he spn rapping up
the college basketball season and the Master's down in Augusta.
Man man earned my shirt. One of my favorite memories
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from a ghost I explaining.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I remember, I have no idea they were.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
They were protesting outside of Augusta for women to be
able to.
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Let the woman and one of they had all the
protesters holding their signs all the and there was this
one guy in the back holding up a sign that
said iron my shop.
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It was very fast. I'm sure you could google that
and they you still outs.
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I guarantee they didn't know.
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Oh my gosh. Just anyway.
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So yeah, we'll see how Sorenson feels about that. Make
marry them stand aside of him.
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Yeah, what am I talking about?
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That'd been good and the giveaway that soars in about
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Howdy friends, will that big what jack rabbit will be
hopping down the money trail directly. And we got all
kinds of easter fine right here at JD's twenty four
hour drive through Pontaganado Park. It's pharmaceutical, Dutk, gift, bait
and tackle, discount cigarette outlet. We got easter buckets, fake grass,
had color in twelve gag, just stuff, toys, may lotch
choke collar, sex chairs, enter tubs and so many of them,
little Yeller marshmallow, baby.
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Chickens, and then places a fire hazard.
Speaker 11 (13:12):
We got pigs feet, crisco, heater course, tool shed's compost, spout, springs,
deal pickles, fish fighters in fourteen years worth of back
issues of smack Nasty magazine. And then, of course bringing
younggins and all you buddies is Saturday for the second
annual Rotting Am tossing contents. They've been sitting in the
rear dash of a Camaro in the bright sunlight for
two weeks. We got seat traps, duct tape, vapo, rubb
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jackstand soup, beans, love loation, shaving cream, wheed killer spray
painting for a limited time only, farm raised.
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Deep fried rabbit on a stick.
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So come on down, what are you waiting for a
resurrect Joel pickup truck and run you butt on down
to Jad's twenty four hour drive through Ponta. Got auto parts, pharmaceutical,
dot gift, baton, tackle, discount cigarette outlets. Not buy our
new location in Logan, West Virginia. Crossed from Appalachian Daycare
wet Barn firing range to that way.
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Jades Walla the Southern Boy, Good morning, and you got
the big show on the radio.
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Oh you can have all them goody two shoes on
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They're nothing sexy than a hot young man talking trash
on the radio. I like all them opinionated time men,
Rock Limball, Sean Hannity, Neil Board, They're snow on the roof.
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They has a fire in the funny. It's getting hot
in here. I take off all my clothes. Who I
feel so vulnerable?
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Then you go to the Big Show dot com. Good morning,
Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we'll play our
last rounds A worthy word for the wave for one
hundred and twenty dollars where the bulls not cleaning products.
But right now, Man tom So and Son joins us,
as he does every Friday morning. Good morning Tom.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Good morning, John boy.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
How you doing just awesome?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
We discussed a little bit how well I did Florida
taking the national championship there?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Tom, how was how was your bracket?
Speaker 5 (17:07):
I had Florida losing in the final. But what I
like about you is you're consistent. When you do well
with a bet or a pool, you bring it up.
When you don't, you don't it.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
How about that. Well, let's look in the future.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Then the NFL Draft is in thirteen days, man, less
than two weeks.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
How about that?
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Yeah, it's uh, you know, every year it's a bigger deal.
I mean, you turn on anything, a TV show, go
to a website, somebody is doing a mock draft and
I tell you, man, the guy I like this time
of the year, and I know a lot of people don't.
It is mel kiper because a lot of people are
(17:51):
are entertainers. Hey, look at my suit, look at look
at the mannerisms I can do with my head. Mel
comes off as like the neighborhood pharmacist and you're going
there and he gives you your prescription. Then he tells
you you got the wrong one. He is opinionated, and
he is. When he was in high school, he started
doing mock drafts. And this guy is sixty four now,
(18:12):
so high school was a long time ago. And he
finally it started to catch on. He did newsletters, he
did books. ESPN hired him for four hundred dollars in
nineteen eighty four, and he was kind of a big deal.
You know, people were getting into it. And then in
nineteen ninety four, Indianapolis Colts traded up and drafted a
(18:34):
guy named trev Elberts, whom you've never had of, because
heard of because he was out of the league in
three years and he just mel just ripped him, said,
Indianapolis is a laughing stop at the stock of the league.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
And the GM for Indianapolis said, who is mel kiper Man?
Speaker 5 (18:52):
My neighbor has more right or is much right to
talk about the drafts he does. My neighbor's a postman.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
He was right, he said.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Mel Kuiper said they should take Trent Dilfer, who went
on to win a Super Bowl at Baltimore and the
linebacker that Indianapolis won and so badly ye had three
seasons ins out of the league. So I just like
mal And to me, when I see Mail's face so
serious with his glasses and he looks like a mean accountant,
(19:22):
It's like, okay, man, it's time. It's time for the draft,
and you got all this going, so let's go.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
He've been chasing his dream, you know, doing it since
high school. Man, I mean, that's that's awesome. So all right,
what about our Carolina Panthers?
Speaker 9 (19:36):
Time?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Where are it? Was up?
Speaker 5 (19:38):
We talked last week, and I said they will and
should take Jelan Walker. Jelen is a linebacker for Georgia
and the pass rusher for Georgie. It's from Salisbury, North Carolina,
not far from Charlotte and he I was watching him
on tape and it's like when somebody tries to block him,
he gets offended. What are you doing? Why are you
(20:01):
trying to block me? You're not going to block me?
And he's one of those guys in the locker room.
He just fills it up.
Speaker 6 (20:07):
Come on, you guys, let's go. We can do this
with a team. We can were the defense. They're not
going to beat us.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
And I think every team, every company needs a guy
like that. He's not big, six foot one, but great
arm length, great speed, two hundred and forty three pounds
and he gets to that quarterback. And I think that's
who they will take with the pick number eight, and
I think he's going to be really good.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
What about Colon Granger? What about Colon.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
The Colon Granger? Okay, this guy has not played football
since eighth grade. I played basketball for Ohio, for Western
Carolina and Coastal Carolina, and the Panthers have giving him
a Trout at tight end. Now, why would they do
that because he's six eight, he weighs two hundred and
forty five pounds. Other guys have done this. I mean,
(20:58):
Tony Gonzalez is of the best ever was a football player,
and you can go down on the list.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
There a basketball switch from basketball to football, Tony Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Tony dead yeah, and Graham and it's just Jimmy Graham
and Tonio Gates. But the idea is, if you can
run the court, if you can box out, and if
you're six' eight you can catch some. Passes, maybe so
there's nothing to, lose they're going to give him a.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Try and a player that you are curious, about who
would that?
Speaker 6 (21:31):
BE i like A hunter From?
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Colorado you, know he was the rare two Way Travis
hunter was a rare two way. PLAYER i mean he
played full time. Cornerback he played full time, receiver and
he says that's what he wants to do in THE.
Nfl now he could be drafted as high as number.
TWO i think he'll be a receiver full. Time in,
Fact i'm almost. Positive and he did catch FIFTEEN td
passes last. YEAR i mean he is really fast and really.
(21:57):
Smooth BUT i think what they'll also do is on third,
down third and, long they'll, Say, son get on in
there and they let him play, cornerback which is what
he wants to. Do AND i, mean how often do
you see a two way player in THE. Nfl and
he'll be a big time.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Keeping out that we will meet again before it. Happens
the master started. YESTERDAY i know you have somewhat of
an affinity For Augusta tom and their.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
MENU i love.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
The place AND i love war Else, man you go
to sporting events and you get a beer and a
dog and it's like you want thirty. Dollars it doesn't
work that way with the. Message you can still buy
a buck fifty pimental cheese, sandwich a three buck chicken salad,
sandwich and a six dollar. Beer and WHAT i like
is it's old school in the sense that people aren't,
(22:49):
screaming they're not just yelling getting a. Hole there's a
respect and it's just there aren't any Cell you get
caught with a cell phone on the. Course if you're,
media if you're a human, being you're. OUT i, mean
they will take your badge AND i like. That and
there's just like an old school respect when you're there
(23:10):
and it's not about, you it's about the. Game and
for that, REASON i just really really admire it and
like being, there you.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Know lay back watching. Weekend all, Right, Tom, well thank,
you my. Boy you have a great. Weekend we'll meet
again next week before the.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Draft talk next. Week, everybody have a great, weekend and thank.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
You all, right, body let's play worthy word one eight
hundred making show you told free. Line we'll get a
couple of contestants team up and play Next.
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Contestants we Got roger From Great, Court South. Carolina good, Morning,
roger good, morning good. Morning and we Got carl From
ripley believe it or, Not.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Tennessee he go all right, There corn There's roger Now South, Carolina,
Roger carl The Volunteer, state and we're gonna play us
some wordy.
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Word, okay, Teams, carl you get the, Girl tater And
carl right to, Me jambo And, roger and we're dealing
with words that deal with. Help words dealing with help
yours are other. People's all, right, okay So, carl you,
(25:19):
Relax me And roger are gonna go for the first thirty.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Seconds give me something shoot for? You, Ready, ROGER i am,
ready all, right, buddy starting the. Clock, now a big
building with sick people in it is the. Hospital uh.
Huh blood runs through your? Things uh. Huh you do
this to your teeth in the. Morning what what do you?
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Use what do you?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Use?
Speaker 9 (25:45):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Uh all, right after you you get operated, on you
go into what you want to get. Cover, yes uh.
Huh all, Right i'm too. Fat i'm going on a.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Diet uh.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Huh let's look at these through the.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Microscope, no, OKAY i was thinking of The mayberry.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Show something turn that? Off okay WHAT i was? Thinking
it didn't? Help so, well we got a five on the.
Board good, Work. Roger. Five and Now carl And taylor
for their round. One you, Ready, carl let's see and
(26:27):
go cover your mouth when you.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
COUGH i don't want you to get your.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Blank.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Sure, yes this is when you feel sick to your.
Stomach they call it this, like, Oh i'm so it's not,
queasy But i'm, like Oh i'm. Blank, yes the opposite of, Hot,
yes the opposite of. Dirty You if you get, dizzy
(26:53):
you'll lose your.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
If you're, yes.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Fack all, right well y'all put a five. On it's
five to five after round. One all right, There, roger
let's see what we can do for round.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Two are you? READY i am? Ready, okay starting to. Clock,
now you got to get a shot before you go to.
School this is what you call. It did you get Your,
no it's a fancy, word force.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Shot the the you come up with this and it
works and then YOU i gotta get blank SO i
don't get, sick SO i don't catch, That so go
to go to. School you gotta have your come on
come ON, Covid, YEAH covid anything A covid.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Blank not a, SHOT a fancy.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
WORD.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
O the.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Shot we didn't get on, one did? WE i hear
mel on? That, well there's five to.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Five So Carling, taylor If carl can get this, word
then you.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Will all, right, okay starting the. Clock, now what is it?
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Vaccine, nope it's it's the act of getting a. Vaccine
did you get your did you get your? Blank?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
No, no still still use the word vaccine vaccination, Yet, boy,
goodness that was a hard one you.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Roger we came up a little, shore. Buddy but you
can try again at a. TIME i shot down the
road when we're better rested for this five mile.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
High go all, Right, BONNIE i appreciate it that. Morning
appreciate you, Down Greg. Cole want things shut up.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
By carl enjoy you one hundred and twenty dollars worth
of bull Snotty you And taylor took on the board.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
There good, game, Buddy pray say good job, Job carl
back saying short bike bank job.
Speaker 8 (29:17):
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Speaker 2 (29:20):
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Speaker 4 (31:17):
More?
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Speaker 9 (31:20):
Boat as he, is And i'm constantly searching for new
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they can't see, them don't mean they don't need to
be on. Them feel free to pass these along to my,
brother and you can read them on the air if
you want. To so from The Home office In. Talladega
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your mama so. Fat she deep fries her. Toothpaste she's once,
twice three times a. Lady your mama so. Fat she's
walking the across the. STREET i swear to avoid and
(32:01):
ran out of. Gas golden crowd had to put speed
bumps in the buffet line.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
So they could keep up with.
Speaker 9 (32:11):
Her she tried to get out of bed one day
and rocked herself back to.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
SLEEP i will steal.
Speaker 9 (32:28):
There she chased down a school bus full of white,
kids yelling stop that. Twinkie your mama's so. Fat when
she turns, around people throw her a welcome back. Party
(32:54):
she had to Marry Bill gates to afford the LiPo.
Suctions she went To Disney world and kids got in
line to ride. Her when you sit on her, shoulders
your ears. Pop your mama so.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Fat she has a.
Speaker 9 (33:14):
Kickstand her favorite stack is wheat. Thicks when she goes
to the, doctor he has to refer to the. Map
when she goes to the, movies she sits next to.
(33:37):
Everybody she got baptized At Sea.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
World that brought The lord Into oh, here come up
a few.
Speaker 9 (33:53):
Times in here she sat on a corner and a
boger shot out Of George washington's. Note she had her
glamour shots taken from a. Helicopter Your mama so. Fat
(34:19):
god keeps mistaking her for his bowling. Ball Your mama so.
Fat she uses The Grand canyon as a porter. Potty
she puts on her belt with a. Boomerang get it
(34:40):
when you tell her to hall, ass she got to
make two. Trips her belly button don't.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Have, Limp it has sweaters.
Speaker 11 (34:54):
When it.
Speaker 9 (34:54):
Rains she uses The interstate as a slipping. Slide when
she goes to the, beach Green peace pushes her back
in the water so she won't. DIE nasa wants to
use her to plug the hole in The. Ozone she
(35:17):
was floating in the, ocean And spain claimed her for
The New.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
World when she.
Speaker 9 (35:24):
Opens the, fridge it says, uncle hundreds of climbers have
died trying to scale her north, face and finally Jo
mama so. Fat when she, farts The National Weather service
has to give it a. Name, well that's all for.
(35:51):
NOW i hope you enjoyed. Them tell Them John boy And,
BILLY i, said dumn huh they still how long you
been listening to this?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
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It keep them straight up. There Rapid Reid clifford From, Talladega. ALABAMA. Ps,
SORRY i couldn't think of any jokes about breaking my
foot off in someone's butt or viena. Recipe this Is.
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Speaker 3 (37:17):
Animal channel presents the Crocodile stalker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife than annoying the crap out of.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
Them now Here steve.
Speaker 9 (37:29):
Thank, you loving good. Day you're old Pal steve here
when his icy grip is finally, loosen that spring is
in the. Air what a gorgeous, day real shirt sleeve.
Weather today we're hearing the domesticated wilds Of. Suburbia our
mission is a bit on the odd, side to proved
once and for all the existence of one of the
truly rare, critters The easter. Bunny most folks don't realize
(37:52):
that The easter bunny Predates. Christianity he was held up
as a similar fertility In New life during the spring.
Season but he certainly is a bloody generous, bunny popping a,
bath filling kids' baskets with all sorts of treats and.
Goodies and we're gonna be lying in wait to catch
him in the. Act the sun is finally just dipped
below the, horizon and before long The Easter bunny will
(38:13):
be making his. Rounds we've got a perfect hiding spot
in the hedge, here and the trap is. Sit several
empty baskets lying around that'll keep him, busy a handful
of organic carrots to refuel his, tank and if he
plays hard to, get we've got several of these taser
traps lying. Around they look like bear, traps but when
the jaws clamp, down they give him a taser blast
(38:33):
of fifty thousand. Volts no, worries, kiddos these are perfectly.
Harmless they'll help the old easter bunny take a nice
little nap while your Uncle steve staples this tracking center
in was it.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Totally.
Speaker 9 (38:46):
Painless and as a last, Resort i've got some rare
easter bunny pheromones in this little glass. Vial if he
gets too, Shy i'll just pop the cork on this.
Bottle if he's as hot to trot as the legend,
says he, is one sniff and he'll come. Run then for,
True i'll just stick this in my back pocket for safe. Keeping,
wow it's. Up don't. Move something's mucking abd just out
(39:11):
there beyond the. Fence whatever it, is it's pretty bloody.
Speaker 6 (39:15):
Big.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
Wow there he, is.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Crag he's.
Speaker 9 (39:23):
Huge he's gotta be at least seven feet, tall nine
feet if you can't the.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Years he's a royal. Beauty his snow white furs shines
in the. Moonlight and he cleared their kids and one
flow us.
Speaker 9 (39:35):
Up BlimE. Me he's filling those basketsuck and cham gonna
be A Bonds rester morning for these. Kids, oh stepped
on a, tweet gave away my. POSITION i think he
knows we're. Here, yeah that's a big ten. Four good,
buddy he's onto. Us, Okay i'm gonna take a, chance
AND i want to step out into the. Open, easy big.
(39:57):
Boy i'm not gonna hurt. You just want to get
a look at. You oh he's bloody. Spectacular look at
those powerful hind, legs big soft. Paws he's a. Beauty
oh he's. Terrified bless. Him No worri's making he's he does.
It i'll be out of your hair in just a.
Minute i'm afraid he's gonna bult. Now i'm gonna keep
anvincing on him until he backs into those taser. Traps that's, right,
(40:21):
boy old stave as your friend just back up a
fit father and. Oops it doesn't see him happy one.
Bit he's closing those paws and they are. Shocked hope
he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Bite, really not my. Life he's the chump on his.
Back tak it here and run for.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
It.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Here it goes bitches away from getting.
Speaker 9 (40:55):
That tank in his hair got it just a, time lindsay.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
My oh, WOW i can't believe my.
Speaker 9 (41:10):
LUCK i totally missed up taser, trips BUT i did
land on something.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Sharp. OH i landed on the oil.
Speaker 9 (41:19):
Of easter bunny. PHEROMONES i hope he doesn't get a.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Whiff oh, easy big? Boy oh my? Bloke what would
the missus?
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Think? Moikes tune in again next week for another Episode.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
The Crocodile.
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Stalker maybe.
Speaker 9 (41:49):
At least he left me these huge Chocolate easter.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Eggs, yeah that's not.
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