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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Good Friday morning, Big Show's on the Radio got a
feature track with the Big Show bit Box, an entry
into the diary of Gary Busey titled The Nudist Colonies.
Nudas called a few words at the bit box, and
they heard the Big Show dot Com Roight Allen's played
beat the Blonde. I contesting this Tony out of the
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great City of Columbus, Georgia. Good morning, Tony.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Hey, young boy, really and all the Big Show fosts
everbod is tim some Music College, Columbus, Georgia, d Entertainment
capital of the World.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Tell I remember it's almost getting abducted by a girl
with a tattoo on her face.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, she likes you. She was gonna take me home. No, no, no,
I can't remember who stepped in and saved you. Wasn't
manna tell him? If you're gonna step aside here? I
think I was enjoying it.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
You were.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Okay, We're good, good times, good memories, Tony. Let's get
to you, Bobby. We're gonna ask Dater some questions. You
agree or disagree, Get two bells before two buzzers and
you win.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Okay, well, great, alright there, tighter the Chinese language is
written using illustrations that represent words.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
That's so yeah. So what does a depiction of a
woman next to a broom mean?
Speaker 6 (02:00):
I think that means it was a lonely knight for
whoever wrote it, just a lady with a broom. I
think that that means universal for a servant.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
That is a servant, a woman next to a broom.
What you say, Tony, agree or disagree? I'm gonna disagree,
disagree in that it was the thing to do. It
represents a wife. No, no, I'm not gonna touch that.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
Well.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I don't know why I've had a broom out, you
know me, funny, I can't help it.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I was.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
Thinking it is gonna be aye.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
So she drove home. Alright, there's a bell for Tony.
Listen another one. A friend offers to give you something tater. Okay,
it's called a French seventy five. Remember this is a friend,
Uh huh give you something called a French seventy five.
Speaker 8 (03:02):
What is that?
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Hold on a minute, that's twenty five more than it
was the last time. I don't know. That is a
drink over in France? Oh, a drink.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
That's a drink. Former bartender Tata says, agree or disagree.
I'm gonna go with Tater on this one. Then agree
and that won't break.
Speaker 9 (03:33):
You want to know what's it?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, ounce of gin, half ounce of lemon juice, half
ounce of simple syrup, and three ounces of champagne or
something spark about that.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
You know, And I don't think we got to talking about.
Tata was over in Italy? Was it Italy the country
that had the Stephan Curry drink?
Speaker 10 (03:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, it was in Milan. In Milan, Milan called Steph
Curry a little.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Walk.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
It was right under the Jackson mule back cop.
Speaker 11 (04:09):
In French seventy five.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
All right, well, Tony, good word, buddy, you hang on.
Jack can hook up with your prize package. Thank you,
John Boy, thank.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
You, Billy.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
All right, we're gonna jump out, catch you up on
your news right quick. On the other side of Friday.
Him on the line, cry over a time capsule, your
head towards time, Sons. Then I.
Speaker 12 (05:02):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 11 (05:17):
Well, good morning, mister Rayford. I'm doctor Crane. Good to
see you again. I understand you've been having some trouble
getting to sleep at night. I will I see you.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Well.
Speaker 11 (05:27):
This may sound a tad unorthodox, but hear me out
on this. I think a little hypnotherapy might be beneficial
in your case. Yeah, y y, yes, yes, I know
many people are skeptical about hypnosis at first, but I
think if you'll give it a chance, it might surprise you.
If you're ready, we'll just jump right in like whatever
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you know. All right, then, sir Rayford, once you just relax, relax,
take slow, deep breaths in and outs, in and outs.
You're listening only to the sound of my voice. You're
slipping deeper and deeper into a more and more relaxed state.
All right, sounds like your body is relaxed. Let's relax
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your mind reade slow, breathe deep, go to your happy place.
Speaker 9 (06:22):
Boom.
Speaker 11 (06:28):
That's it. Now you're completely relaxed, completely at ease.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
All right.
Speaker 11 (06:38):
I want you to go back in time for me,
back in your mind, back to the earliest point in
your life that you can remember. Goo goo goos ha
ha ha fools, do it good? Now your mother is
singing you a lullaby. What song is she singing.
Speaker 9 (06:55):
Over the weekend?
Speaker 13 (06:59):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (07:00):
Oh, I see can you remember anything else about this
particular time.
Speaker 9 (07:06):
Oh I did love those sheep?
Speaker 11 (07:08):
Oh so you hear cheap? And about how old are you?
Right now?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I'm having a good time. I just don't want to
be distracted. I want your attention.
Speaker 11 (07:22):
Oh I see. So as a toddler you had trouble
getting your parents to pay attention to I want you
to think back when you tried to get some attention
from your father. How would he react?
Speaker 9 (07:35):
You ought to act more grown up?
Speaker 11 (07:41):
Interesting? And what about your mother? And how did this
make you feel?
Speaker 14 (07:51):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (07:56):
Fascinating? Now I want you to go forward in time.
I'm just a little bit think about your teenage years.
Tell me about your first girlfriend right now, think back
to an evening when you were, say, out on a
date with her.
Speaker 9 (08:15):
Let me call you, sweetheart, I'm in love with you.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Let me whisper that you loved me.
Speaker 9 (08:29):
Keep the love like burning in your eyes, so blue.
Let me solve in a sweetheart.
Speaker 11 (08:43):
So when she would whisper sweet nothings into your ear,
let's say, what sort of things would she say to you?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Boo?
Speaker 11 (08:55):
Note to self, this patient has problems beyond the scope
of my particular specialty.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Tars Rooke shiming out of you.
Speaker 11 (09:03):
Yes, mister Rayford, I'm going to bring you back to consciousness.
Now let's begin moving forward in time. Okay, now you're
an adult. It's the early nineteen seventies.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Hour on down with rock and roll.
Speaker 9 (09:17):
Come on, longly, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely.
Speaker 11 (09:20):
All right, now it's the nineteen eighties.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Anyway you want it, Pats where you get it.
Speaker 9 (09:27):
Anyway you want it?
Speaker 11 (09:28):
All right, Now we're moving into the nineties. Oh, boys
and gold.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
Yes, this is little cold set the course of the
North Pole.
Speaker 11 (09:40):
And now you're almost back to the present. Pass off
from a Marber. All right, I'll clap my hands. You'll
be totally awake and completely refreshed. Here we go, Robert D.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
Radon, No, get back on, in, came Tom Robert D. Rayford.
Speaker 11 (09:58):
Mister Rayford. I'm I'm not sure I'm the person to
help you, frankly, so I'm not going to charge you
for a session.
Speaker 8 (10:06):
Hallelujah, hallloja being Lord, hallelujah, Halloa hant.
Speaker 11 (10:18):
Uh, Miss test marker, would you have security coming here
and escort mister rayf had out. Please pass up for
a mother and tell him to please hurry, John Boy
and Billy.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
How does it feeld? It's like falling in love.
Speaker 11 (10:43):
Good morning, we're yelled dumb right.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Good morning. It's a big showel the radio. Remind me
get Reverend Billy way right here in this second. Want
to tell you by you that John Reap is playing
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Center talking about John Reap dot com. All right, let's
get this good morning in big show.
Speaker 13 (11:38):
Well, good morning, ther John Boy and Billy, and good
morning all our beloved friends under in radio land As.
Here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua,
Independent Full of Gospital, Pennycoster Assembly just off State Road
twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends, prom season
is upon us again, and the Bisbee Unified School District
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out near Tucson, Arizona, has come up with just a
wonderful idea to make sure the young uns out there
have a safe and enjoyable evening listening to this handing
out what they call a prom bag. It's got some
important supplies in it for the big night, Like what, Well,
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let's see, says here, it's a picture frame, a candle,
a pack of breath mints, and two condoms. Well, now,
ain't that spash. Won't y'all just put a couple of
short glasses and a roach clip in there too, says
here The contraceptives was provided by the local health department.
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Well that was mighty nice of them. Won't y'all get
the ABC board to throw in a fake ID so
Ken and Barbie can stop by the liquor store on
the way home. We loved. Handing out condoms on prom
night makes about as much sense as handing out pistols
at a puff deadly concert. I mean, what's the first
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four letters in the word promised cuity? P r M.
You do the man, I'll some of you say, yeah,
frea sure. We got a real problem with these teenage
gals getting pregnant nowadays. Well I wonder what brung that on.
We don't allow the Bible in schools no more, but
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we'll send our young guys out dressed up like the
Horror of Babylon. They spend three hours in a dark
gym listening to Ozzy Osmond and Queen Levitra telling them
to drop it like it's hot. What did y'all fink
was gonna happen? Okay, you're the smart how would you
handle it? Well? Friends, I'm glad you asked the Sword
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of Joshua. Independent Full Gospel of Pentecostal Day School is
proud to announce the Big Junior Senior Spring Katillion and
Bible Conference. He's coming up on Saturday night, May the seventeenth,
featuring the biblically accurate and pum undancable sound of the
cedar Wood Brothers Quartet with Sister Tabitha. Also featuring a
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special soul stirring gospel presentation by Doctor Jebini Spurgeon of
the Signs and Wonders Independent Full Gospel Pennecostal Tabernacle in Nutsack, Oklahoma.
Doctor Spurgeon is a straight shooter. He'll give these younguns
a message I need to hear nowadays. Sex is the
most dangerous, diabolical and degrading activity in the whole wide world.
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And you should save it for somebody that you really love.
Always an open door and a double doors of the
God's honest truth coming at you at the Sword of
Joshua Independent Full Gospel Pennicostal Assembly just off State Road
twenty three on the Frontage Road. This airs a Reverend
BILLI Ray Collins reminding you and says time to turn
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so you don't borrow Yon Born Billy. You'll keep them
straight up. Farn.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on already,
have more chances for you to win coming up after
your news, weather and sports. Oh oh, I didn't know.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
I didn't see you.
Speaker 15 (15:20):
This is Professor Melwyn handed Day, head of Hey oh,
a head of Big Show Science and History division. And
you're listening to two boys who are destined to be history,
Don Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
When I say there'll be history, I didn't need to
apply a negative. I simply meant that they they Oh
what did I mean? It is John Boys Wonderful Thing
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Giveaway number one hundred and thirty nine. Each week I
like another wonderful thing from in and around my life,
sometimes in and around my friends or relatives life, which
depends on who's looking. He has left their stuff. Later
out he.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Gave away a jacket that Billy wore to work way away,
and I'm like, wedding you know well enough because I
saw Jackie wearing it.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
We're working at that jacket he jack did, well, I
have trouble finding, you know, small sizes, Billy on his hands,
how a man did?
Speaker 6 (17:03):
You're like, you could possibly wear this here, Jackie.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
So the copy of the Talking Records for Girls as
once been up there. I was a yeah, I'm gonna
tell you each wonderful thing up at the Big Show
dot com. You get your name in the hand to
win it. We announced it on Fridays about this time.
The way we're doing it. All right, Well, let's see
who the lucky Big Show listener is. That would be
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Diane the Oreo from rock Hill, South Carolina.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
Oh, I hope she's a shy girl.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Tie and the Oreo.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
You're gonna be getting out there and talking to boys
and girls after you sit down with this wonderful thing.
I should hope you don't have a scratch on it.
Talk to, talk to, talk to. Then we are celebrating
turkey hunting and the ring and I got another copy
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of the whole truth about Spring turkey hunting according to Cuz,
what did you get? Massa Ronnie cuz stricklers, I don'd
cuz when he came to my place, has got me.
Don't worry about that. Got it about that, not like
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I stole him from him. And they're wonderful things I
appreciate because hooking me up with the book. Of course,
I didn't steal the drack. Get your name in the
hat when you go to the Big Show dot Com,
we'll meet one week from right now to see who wins.
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we
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right now. I told you man. I Friday Morning quarterback
Tom sowings and joins us every Friday at this time
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and during the NFL season of the final break of
the Big Show where he picks every NFL game. Coming
off of wonderful season, Tom did a stick in your head?
What you went last year at the final after the
Super Bowl.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
I know how much money I made, that's all. I
kept tracking that to the dollars.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
So Tobby, I was just telling him, I gotta tell you,
it's been fifteen months. I'm gonna have to put more
money in my account. I made it last for fifteen months.
Well how much did you start with? I started with
fifty bucks, so for that long on fifty bucks. Yeah,
because the super Bowl a year ago, I like, I
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made like five hundred and fifty bucks off of So
I put that up to and just kind of hang
hung on to it. I'm not that good at gambling
anything else. Gonna give me some hints on drivers, you know,
for the race, right and then you know, I'll put
some on Stephan Curry. He's been my good luck charm.
Maybe a double double Jackie will tell you. I text Jackie,
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I need one more assists. They called him off the bench.
He goes in and makes the assist and then goes
back and says, wow, yeah, baby, a good thing you
called Jackie. I don't know you're welcome. She was at
the game, by the way this day that I was
talking about what your baby. I said, good work, Jackie,
not splitting it with you you're losing anyway, it's fun,
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you know. I'm not doing it to where I'm gonna
go broke and and then and that's the thing about it,
you know, just like anything else, you can overdo it.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
Now.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
I remember talking last year and you made a bet
and you were excited because if everything went right, you're
gonna win fourteen dollars only a dollar bet though, And
I asked you, I said, he was such. I said,
what's it going to do? Change your life?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
It can't be occupied for fifteen months?
Speaker 12 (21:09):
So good times?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
So who knows? How much do you want?
Speaker 4 (21:18):
I only bet on football. I mean, I have not
placed to bet, uh since the super Bowl. Super Bowl
is good to me, and I have not you know,
I may in the NBA and race and I just
I don't keep up with it enough. Golf. I don't
keep up with it enough the NBA, I do you
especially now? And it was so nice that the Golden
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State beat Evil Houston the other night over the weekend,
and in Minnesota in Game one beat the Lakers, and
I got my whole family texted me back and forth
from up there, and it was the guy I get
sick of it isn't Lebron. It's donchic because he's a
great player, but he's not being great. He's whining. And man,
does that guy whine in multiple languages?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
That is true. But have you seen the early TV
ratings on the NFL Draft yet?
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Tom, No, they have not official ones have not been
released yet, but I know last year went up six percent,
and it just gets bigger and bigger. And as interested
as the NBA playoffs are, they can't compete with the
NFL Draft.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Well, the first televise draft, you looked it up nineteen
eighty and where was that.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
It was in a ballroom in a hotel in Manhattan.
And back then you could smoke, so it was a
typical smoke filled room and it was just one big
room and it went on all day and the commission
of the NFL is Roselle, then said, people aren't going
to watch this, but how else is your team going
to improve? And it just the idea of all these players.
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You see their highlights, you think they're going to be great,
and you see them and they're going to be in
your team, and it's I mean, I think I thought
last night was exciting. Tonight it's going to be great.
I even like the last rounds on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
That's so tonight is rounds two and three. Draft begins
at seven pm. And let me say what you got
it on ESPN, ABC and the NFL network. And do
you believe that ABC, the network is carrying rounds two
and three in the NFL draft. That is crazy.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
It is just an event, and it's you know, it's
people are people are missing the NFL. I don't know
if you've watched any of the minor league football. I've
tried to, but I just couldn't get engaged. But this,
this is uh I this grabs so many people.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
So one guy you like before we wrap it up,
or two? Give us a couple Tom that hasn't been
drafted yet.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Okay, give you two. Man. He's got both small college guys.
One of the guys is Thomas the Tank Perry. He's
an offensive lineman out of Middlebury, which is in Vermont,
and I think he's probably the strongest man in Vermont.
He's sixty three, we hes two hundred and seventeen pounds
squat and every morning, I'm serious, every morning he has
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twelve eggs for breakfast.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Oo.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
So you know, you know the kids got money to
the East West Shrinebler the only Division three player there,
and he held his own with those guys. So I
think he's going to be the late round pick.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
All right. So you all remember Thomas the Tank Perry.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
And let me give you one guy because he's he's
just up the road in Hickory, and that's Andre Jefferson.
He was played for an o'ran South Atlantic Defensive Player
of the Year. He has six two and two hundred
and ninety eight pounds and he has twelve eggs as
an appetizer. He's an all time sack leader at his school,
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which is a good football scool. He loves Stuli's Peppers,
and thing you noticed about him on tape agressive. He's fearless,
he has good hands, he knocks down passes, and he
knocks down the people trying to block him. He is
a big fella and one sad thing real quick is
in the old days, man, the draft was filled with
Division two guys. He's Division two, and now the Division
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two guys transfer to Division I schools instead, hoping to
get a piece of nil money. And so last year
only one Division two guy was drafted. In the year
before only two were but I hope I hope Tank
represents Division three, and I hope mister Jefferson, I'll two
hundred and eight ninety eight pounds of him represents division two.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Awesome, we'll keep our eyes open for those two, Tom
and this's enjoy it and we'll meet next week. Buddy,
you have a great weekend.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
You guys have a great weekend. And as always thinking,
all right, my boy.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Ah damn Well, let's play our worthy word one eight
hundred big show you told freelanga a couple of contestants,
and play next Wow, good morning, and that's a big
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show on the radio. Where am here?
Speaker 11 (26:26):
You are, right here, right here, right here?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I believe we call it work. Yeah, well you would
know you were better not doing nothing. Fine, I've got
time to fight.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
With you right now.
Speaker 9 (26:43):
You see things are just over here.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I say, Well, we had to play beat the gray
the day you were out and went downhill from it
wasn't my idea. I better do it, all right, that's
all right, we'll might up.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
Over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Let's me, Oh don't don't all right, come on, we
play all right, I'm ready at everybody's head about the
bag of little Birdie, where you're little worthy wear it all. Look,
we got a wife and a hobby going at it
all right, and me and Randy was under the precursor.
We sound like old married about the time now that
Joe Harris says Veronica and Larry out of Clinton, Tennessee,
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good morning, guys. Oh look, twenty eighth anniversary and you're
celebrating with us.
Speaker 13 (27:33):
Oh what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Who's gonna break the silence? Who's gonna be Oh? Maybe
jumping on there talking to wholes? Quit it? All right,
Veronica and Larry, Hey, yo, hey, welcome, Hi, Hey, congratulations
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twenty eight years. That's awesome. Let's see. So that was Tuesday, Tuesday,
all right? Good, So did y'all have a good anniversary?
Was it just like the very first like the honeymoon night?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Wow?
Speaker 9 (28:15):
Yeah, actually it was.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
I was all confused and didn't know what to do.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
So but I was young at that time and now my.
Speaker 7 (28:22):
Age, so.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I so, well, boy, they still have their humor, is
that all right? Well, as me and Jackie say, let's
divide and conquer. Hey, here you take Larry, I'll take Veronica.
We'll do two rounds and have a little wordy word fun.
Y'all appreciate you. Okay, then so Larry, you relax me
and Veronica. For the first thirty seconds, he's random words, range,
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random words. Veronica, you ready to go? Okay, start the
clock now. When you were kid, your parents would give
you a dollar a week.
Speaker 14 (28:58):
It was your allowance.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
A signed blank is an official piece of paper. It's
an old dog gone. It's a word. Know another one
signed this official official blank and then turn it back
the official piece of paper. Uh cannot do what to
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say anymore about that, So we'll just hit buzz there
and that was a one on the board. Let's see
about Tater and Larry. She's had a chance to think
about this word we're picking up on. Ready goes all right?
Speaker 6 (29:38):
On your computer, you have a file that's titled this
and all your important things go in it, all of
your important pages. Yes, talk about twins that look just alike.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Are called what identical?
Speaker 6 (29:52):
You write a blank and millet you put it in
an envelope and millet, No, you just write, Yeah, this
is a water that falls from the sky. Tell a
bedtime blanky. He's laughing because he got documented and I
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got to say.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
But I had no idea to use that clue of
computer you know, way over my head, are you a no, No,
I'm just commenting on that.
Speaker 13 (30:26):
My bad.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Veronica had no clue with that, but boy would tell
us like rain. You can see how Larry and Tayle
took the leave that was five to one.
Speaker 15 (30:38):
Even if I win, she wins.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
So that's how that's how marriage works went.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Alighting here all right, here we go, Veronica. Let's see
what we can do. Baby, all right, start, start the clock, now,
leave the light on. I'm blank of the dark. Yes, uh.
The opposite of up is yes, I'm gonna stay at
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blank bomb. Yes, give me some blank, give me some cash.
I need some money, yeah, give me some. I want
to do this to that mountain. Blank the mountain.
Speaker 13 (31:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Opposite of the sun is the dark. No, the opposite
n it comes out at night. Yeah. Yeah, all right,
Well we got when we get Jackie A six in
spite of Randy's.
Speaker 14 (31:37):
Does not television if you can see, I know you
think it'd be high teching here like maybe we have
a digital thing going on, but now it's a little
tablet that you have to turn the pitches.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
It does give everybody who's ever done it? Problems? Where
are we all right?
Speaker 13 (31:56):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
We took the lead, vern I got a girl seven five.
But now on this side, Tater and Larry just need
two to tie and three to win. See what kind
of words they get. Take your time pulling them. Ready, ready, Joe.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
Be sure to tie your blank strings. This department sells Ribbi.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
And ham and.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah, tie on.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
These.
Speaker 6 (32:26):
In high school, you're in the ninth, the tenth, one
of those, the twelfth great for.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
The wind right again flame one. But as we know,
you really win, and I need some proof, y'all. We
appreciate you listening and playing with us. Let us share
that happy marriage. I know y'all got it going on.
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Appreciate you. Thank you so much, Ron say whatever, thank you.
I just you just fops over me all the time.
Speaker 6 (33:08):
Hang up with them yet I want to dive deeper.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
So you feel like you're not heard. I don't understand.
Good morning, got a big show on radio. We got
our requested bit of the morning coming out of Augusta,
South Carolina. Stan Rhode says, can you play Cadbury when
it was taking care of you after your knee replacement surgery?
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I had one in June, and will my wife to
hear have the help. Hello, well a man, We're here
to help you, buddy. We get it for you. Next
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good morning, I make you. I was on the radio
and og John Boy helping my teats staying roads out
of Augusta, South Carolina. Gonna get a knee replacement surgery
in June. He wants to hear how cad Berry was
taking care of me so his life.
Speaker 7 (34:19):
Will know what to do.
Speaker 6 (34:21):
This is gonna help.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Let's do it, Todd, What is it now, sir? Finally?
What took you solong? Cad Berry. I've just had knee
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replacement surgery. It's in a common cold. What if it
had been an emergency? Oh you mean like yesterday's emergencies.
We'll see how calm you are when your pop tarts
get cold. Yes, it's a hard knock life, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Annie.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
It's almost nine o'clock. What in the world have you
been doing all morning? Reheating pop tarts, sir? And still
in your red silk pjs. Well to that. I have
no excuse, sir.
Speaker 12 (35:15):
I'll go change immediately, Ah, pop tarts first, change later?
Speaker 7 (35:21):
What was I think?
Speaker 9 (35:22):
English?
Speaker 5 (35:23):
Well?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
First, you better rub that lotion on my feet. All right,
and it's time for my pain maads. I guess right
with milk not juice, because it obsessed my Tommy got
it and draw my bath. Not too hot this time?
I know in Cadbury, sir, Am I going to have
another birthday before I get those pop tarts? Sir?
Speaker 12 (35:42):
And I have been in your employee for some time now,
and in that time I've seen the best and the
worst of you. But since your operation, the worst has
stood front and center.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
I don't mean to interrupt, but did you charge your
battery on my rascal? This is my point. You are
totally unaware of anyone else is distress. I am nah too.
Speaker 12 (36:02):
You are demanding surly spoiled child shepding. This recuperation has
tried my patience, my spirit, and my sanity. I just
came home yesterday, I know, and I'm afraid I may
not survive the next two weeks to recuperate from your recuperation.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Well, don't get your fish and chips and a not
old bean. There's no way I'd let you do this
job all by yourself. So I got somebody coming to
help you. Oh no, not someone from the entourage. I hope. No,
she's family. Oh no, sir, not her. Hello, A good
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job boy, A job boy, your manic hyperactive niece, Shelley. Yes,
are you good john boy? I came as soon as
I heard. Hey, Cano, don't worry. I'll take care of everything.
Oh you poor man, steck out here on the farm
all alone. It's you and your penguin. Miss Shelley. Hey,
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cad Burger.
Speaker 6 (37:02):
I can't talk.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
I gotta go go back to the situation later. I
gotta find cop card.
Speaker 12 (37:08):
She's alive ware or like a crossed wire. So we
came to the farm so you can have peace and quiet.
I appreciate your effort to unburden me, but I'm afraid
she's just going to be a hindrance.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Okay, here a.
Speaker 16 (37:24):
Good job boy, popcards. Nice's hot ice cold milk on
the side. I run your bath, I get your dishes.
I made the bed, I hunch your camel bathroobes, and
I ranged your closstcorin to size, silent color.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
He got any sugar cubes. That's Ozley blood.
Speaker 10 (37:45):
She's putting you the shame, old timer. This will end bading, Okay,
giv off. It's cyp for some live in a time
bird and shy for the.
Speaker 16 (37:56):
Chilly shoe Shorry.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
And now here's one of your favorite for Robert.
Speaker 12 (38:02):
Okay, my god, that's the Isley Blood. All right, miss
any well done. Now I have a very important assignment.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Okayyy loney cad booger.
Speaker 12 (38:17):
Miss Pearl has put on some extra weight and she
needs to be exercised.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Kane, no more, said her home?
Speaker 12 (38:25):
What I'll never complain again, You win, sir, Send her
home in the three minutes she's been here. My ulcers back,
my ears a ringing, and my migraine as a migraine.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
You are so selfish.
Speaker 12 (38:36):
All right, point taken. But I'm afraid it's either her
or me? And do you want her here without me
as a buffer?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Ooh, you got me there. I'll call her mom a
job boy, a jaboy. You were right about Pearl.
Speaker 10 (38:51):
She got huge.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Heavens, Shelley, that's not Pearl. I didn't recognize you're either.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
What are you fear?
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Oh my gosh, like everything. No, it's one of our
young bulls. He can't be in the house. Oh I
want to write, please please, Uncle John boy.
Speaker 13 (39:09):
I want to ride them ride.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Ah Oh no, Cadbury, you read pj's bulls hate red.
Speaker 9 (39:21):
Of course they do.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Nice, nice bossy bron Cadbury.
Speaker 16 (39:31):
Wow, you won't read back for an old fat penguins.
Speaker 6 (39:39):
Not.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
The TV.
Speaker 8 (39:45):
I ship.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
I'm going home. Why wait, boys, is anything exhining.
Speaker 13 (39:51):
Ever happened around here?
Speaker 1 (39:56):
I'm getting out of here too. Excuse me? And you
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want to be our late next sales? Good morning, make
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shows on the radio. Featured track from the Bent Box
keywords nudist colony. They you ride to the center. It's
time for the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 7 (41:07):
Dear Diary, this is Gary use Well, it's commenced warming
up here in the valley. Diary. That means I gotta
start thinking about vacation time. I've been in kind of
a rut the last couple of years that I need
to look for something new. I can't really go back
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to Knotsberry Farm again after I barfed up my chili
burger riding the Snoopy go around. After went up to
Vancouver a bunch of times. But when I come home
it takes me a couple of months to stop saying,
A are there ghost peppers in this burrito? A? That
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was the crack in this neighborhood. Ah, what's the letter before?
Speaker 6 (41:54):
B Ah?
Speaker 7 (41:58):
So Crazy Frankie and I put ours together and we
come up with a perfect spot for a little R
and R a newdest colony.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
This looks like a good place for a stick up. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (42:14):
We rolled up to the gate of buff Duffers on
Natural Corral and Crazy Frankie is vintage Grimlin. We didn't
want to waste any time, so we stopped at the
seven eleven on the corner and stripped down so we'd
be ready to go. Probably shouldn't have put so much ice,
and them big gulfs where we shucked their duds. Whatever,
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Crazy Frankie, you got a bad habit of holding his
drink between his legs while he's driving. So we jumped
out of the car. Nature had turned on him with
some significant shrinkheads. Hilarious. Everybody just thought I was running
around with another flat chested ugly girl. Sorry about that, Shelley.
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Long since we didn't need clothes or nothing, we traveled
like a couple of old piggly wiggly bags with a toothbrush,
hair jell and by electric razor for some emerchancy manscaping.
The rooms were real nice, with a suite that overlooked
the grounds. You could lay on the bed the little
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house of window. It was like having cinemax and iMacs.
That constant parade and naked women was all inspiring. The
only problem was you'd be getting all worked up in
some big old bell beefert amble through That was a
mood killer, better than a cold shower. Some people should
just keep her damn clothes on, Madam. One of the
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things I wish we'd checked out was if it was
kid friendly, because I ain't. We're sitting there having a
naked cheeseburger over at Tito's toasted buns and some brad
is catterwauling in the next booth. Only thing worse than
a crying kid, a naked crying kid. Worse yet, turn
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around to say something to the parents in your face
to face with a smoking hot redhead with a perfectly
freckled balcony and ruby red lips that looked like they've
been bottom feeding at SeaWorld? What the hell do you say, Diary?
I should have just told her to tell her brat
to pipe down. Instead, I said, why don't you dump
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Junior and come do the tushy tango with mister Hollywood.
Speaker 13 (44:34):
Huh huh.
Speaker 7 (44:37):
Probably should have gone with my original instinct. Activities were
a blast for sure, volleyball, tennis, swimming, one big missus.
When we decided to go on a trail ride. Uh,
it was fine until my horse, name of a Purina,
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got spooked and broke into a run. Wound up missing
the whole day, icing down my schnosberriers. Crazy Frankie added
a little fly fishing. You know, I didn't think about it,
but swinging a hook around when everybody's wearing only a smile.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
I can have his downs.
Speaker 7 (45:18):
A tip of the hat to that gothic girl, last snag,
she is a real good sport. Turns out she is
a sort.
Speaker 9 (45:27):
Of into it.
Speaker 7 (45:29):
I can't say that I'd like a piercing in that
particular spot.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
But to each is on.
Speaker 7 (45:33):
At least I got a phone number right then there
was a cookout. What a shin dig that was. They
had a live band and quite a spread. There's food too.
Buck naked and an open flame is not a problem
to buck ny hit an open flame and three sheets
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to the wind, it's a problem. Good thing to remember.
Mayonnaise can sue They burn in a delicate place, a
real delicate place. Just don't fall asleep afterwards, especially if
you're rooming with crazy Frankie. When I woke up, I
found he'd added mustard chili onions and the mun I
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got a little tired of the ladies calling me chili
dog for the last three days. Well, diary, I got
a run picking up Gerald McCraney and go to a
cornhole tournament. I gotta go the long way because I
can't pass hot Dog Harry Is without getting a ride.
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That funny how vacations just sort of stay with you
until next time. X'es and o'se Gary Chili Dog.
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