Late Riser's Podcast for Fri 05-12-23

Late Riser's Podcast for Fri 05-12-23.  

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good morning. There's a big show the radio.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hell are you Lindsay premise here When I'm on this
side of the pond, I get my daily dose of
culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lads,
John Boy and Billy right here on the Big Show.
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Who will?

Speaker 4 (00:25):
I thought it was funny.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Goga doodle doo. I'm a at on them. It is
Friday in May the twelfth. You got a big show
on the radio, right then, John, I'm on milling the Gang.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Hey, Ain.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Alright, then let's see what special about the day. I'm
gonna scan them instead of reading these national days of
most of them just tick me off because they're stupid.
So all right, so I'm going in and I see, oh,
here we go National Military Spouse Appreciation Day. You know
how we support our military here on the Big Show,

(01:36):
and we always talk about the spouse is man, it's
a team effort. If somebody in the family is in
the military, you're all in the holitar Yeah. I'm talking
and been talking to some what they call military brats
where they move around. I want to tell the whole
family and stuff some good times and stuff like that.
But wow, Military Spouse Appreciation Day. If you know somebody

(01:57):
like that and somebody in the family is deploy not there,
do something special form here you go, yeah, use that.
That's good man, all right. National Provider Appreciation Day. As
we have our older parents, you know about how providing
for them. I mean we all have gone through it

(02:19):
or are going through it now with ours. All right?

Speaker 3 (02:24):
That do that?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
National Dometer Day, all right that Stavid? Look at your dominers,
how many miles you got on your car? National Nutty
Fudge Day. Nutty Fudge O fudge with nuts. Ye like
a nutty buddy. That makes me want a nuty buddy.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
It'll be a morning radio host named you know.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Live Nutty Fudge and Billy. And there's a National Limerick Day.
So once old hermit named Dave who lived alone in
a cave and it always goes downhill from there. Yeah,
so you go, that's a song.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Youall a pen I'm hot.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Well, we got three days in history saved up. We'll
share those and you think about the categories if you
want to play out burst and when a prize pack.
We'll start off with Big Shows on the radio. It's
the Big Show on the radio. That first prize package.
Here we got a custom LS Tractor big freg cooler.
If you go to LS Tractor USA dot com find

(03:23):
your local dealer, or when you go to the Big
Show dot Com, click on that banner's right there and
you see why customers decide to start blue and stay blue,
and you'll be one two. All right. There three dates
in history where we got our categories file verse. May twelfth.
It was eighteen eighty seven. Buffalo Bill and his Wild
West show appeared before the Queen of England in London.

(03:48):
There's a big deals last weekend with the new king,
an old Buffalo Bill his crew was there. Love what
they did. When Bill unfurled the American flag, rose to
her feet and bowed and saluted.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
And then she said, ooh I it was the first
time a king or Queen of England saluted the American flag.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
How about that? And we've been friends ever since that.
I think it wasn't Obama went and gave it back.
He went and bowed around. Everybody else made up for
it was that he went on this apology tour. We'll
just say yes, okay, let you have it. Well, I
have to bring it down, right, they keep this up.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
Note eighteen ninety six, spitting on sidewalks was declared illegal
in New York City. There you go, solved that nasty problem,
was it for all?

Speaker 6 (04:41):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, I spit no de sidewalks? And then let's move
to nineteen ninety two where thirty men and two women
from nine nations reached the summit of Mount Everest, the
most climbers to reach the peak in one day.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
Hey, I kind of see my house from here.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Thirty two people in the day. I guess the mountains
big enough where you can have a lot of clowers.
It's a big mountain. Yeah, well, there's pretty much. You
got to take the same trail of stuff that I've seen, right, and.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
You have to go around all the people who froze
to death who are still on top of the mountains.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah. Wow, it's pretty morbid. But it's I mean, it's
interesting to look at. I mean, there's several places on
the web you can see it. I watched some movie
a while back about that.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
There was a movie about five years ago that was
set on top of mountain.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
There might be a documentary. I mean the bodies are
actually landmarks for the sherpas that you know they turn
left at Old Bob, You know those right, the sherpers that.
So that's a group of people that take that's their job, right.
They live there, they grew up on that mountain as well.
All right, good man, Well that's our three categories one

(05:50):
eight hundred Big Show, as you told free line across America.
We'll play out bursts next good Friday morning. Big Show's

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on the radio in the video today, brought to you
by the Coca Cola six hundred having Sunday May twenty
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(06:43):
guy run a spoder. Oh yeah, y'all checking out the
Big Show dot com and right now let's fight.

Speaker 7 (06:54):
Uppers. Let's play uppers. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy Billy, give the prizes from the Big Prize
be let's go contested number one this shot. It be
a lot of fun when you're playing out there. Have

(07:15):
a hurry up and guest time you love the best
time you.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Have a big shots. Let's say, hey, the Mike from
Inglewood and I say we have shots. Good morning, Mike,
Good morning, John Boyd Gang, Hello buddy, welcome in here. Alrighty,

(07:43):
I got these categories right here. I hope you've been
awake long enough to get him in your head. I
guess so you hear you ready? I'm ready? Okay, I
thought I was, but I am not. Oh look at
tayor run man. She can move with got to, don't you.
I just had the days and heads up data. I'm sorry.

(08:05):
I walked over there in the Jackie's corner and I
gotta leave things along.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
We have the Tater Squad. We also have the Tater Alert.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Mike. Now we are ready. We caught up with you.
Let's get your prize pack in five seconds. Give us
three places you see the American flag? Ready go?

Speaker 7 (08:27):
Ready?

Speaker 1 (08:27):
White?

Speaker 3 (08:28):
How a school?

Speaker 1 (08:30):
A parkas there? You know you keep going for a while.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Good work.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Now give us three things found on a sidewalk. Ready
go Ready, people walking, gum and chalk. All right, Mike's
going the one extra round. I bet you you're a
good employee. Yeah, okay, Now give us three high places ready, go.

Speaker 8 (08:59):
Mount Risk Empire State Building, the Eiffel Tower.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
And shimmon it very right, bregnant. They're gonna custom ls tractor,
Big Fred Cooler is coming over to Inglewood for you.
Victory them, Mike, thank you for welcome callers. All right,
way to go, Yeah, bottom of the hour, top of

(09:30):
your news. Our Friday song bang on the drum head,
request that earlier in the way, but playing it early
this morning get you going. Oh yeah, big shows on

(10:15):
the radio. Just lay here, It's just just just a
little bit longer before get up go to work. Wait
a minute, that's right.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
Some of us are laying down.

Speaker 9 (10:23):
Too right now.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
It's not just I'm speaking for the listeners over there.
Please I should have made that. Oh they already hit
the snooze, but right now no, huh no. So see
you think about the weekend. They'll plug our budds at
Old piebal Premium Pub is gonna be feeding us up
Later's morning, my Friday morning breakfast at Chicken Wings. You're
ready for my sporting events. Hopefully there'll be some leftovers

(10:45):
by rat holding up anyway. Brunch, they got a brand
new brunch. Wanted to tell you about Saturday and Sunday
ten am to two pm. Free pancakes for the kids.
Everything is homemade. Three mimosas, three dollars, okay, five dollar
blooded marriage, five dollar margaritas. They got meat, a load

(11:06):
of eggs, chicken and wabbles. Old Palmel Pub breakfast burrito
and palmea Western omelet. You know how good feeding the
crew cook? Oh there it is Old Palma Premium Pub,
Old Pomel Road in Charlotte, North Carolina. Luckily we're still
in their neighborhood. And that they made us move. Good
work jagged they's finger his mama there all right. Now

(11:29):
it's time to get up and hit it, but we
don't want to. It's our back on the drum Friday song.
There we go, work work, work, work, work, work, work
work work.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Hello, boys, have a good night's restaurant.

Speaker 10 (11:40):
Miss Jill.

Speaker 11 (11:41):
If you're yelling, you got your hair.

Speaker 12 (11:43):
What do you want with the job?

Speaker 1 (11:45):
You know there are people in this world that don't
have to put off a ball is shut your mind whole.
We're working in over here.

Speaker 11 (11:51):
The college started trade.

Speaker 13 (11:52):
I hate this job.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Job of hell, need it too. I have people.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Skills when you people, I don't.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
I don't negain.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Waking by.

Speaker 10 (12:33):
Back.

Speaker 14 (12:35):
S't working here, just just.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
She's got me back.

Speaker 7 (13:03):
We represent the workers in all magical industries, both evil
and benign.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Are you feeling it all degraded or repressed?

Speaker 1 (13:11):
And we don't even have dample? Are you coming down.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Into the pit? You know how much I love watching
you work.

Speaker 10 (13:17):
But I've got my Countries five hundred anniversary plan by
waiting to arrange my wife to murder and guilded a
frame for it.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
I'm swamped.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Where do you work in a tech What do you
do there? I sit in a Cuba goal but I
really don't like it.

Speaker 10 (13:30):
No, I'm just gonna stop.

Speaker 14 (13:32):
Going want to get fired? I don't know?

Speaker 13 (13:34):
So are you going to get another job?

Speaker 10 (13:36):
I don't think i'd like another job.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Are you going to do money?

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Phil?

Speaker 1 (13:40):
And you know I've never really liked paying bills.

Speaker 10 (13:42):
I don't think I'm gonna do that either.

Speaker 6 (13:45):
Okay, I'm gonna need you to go and come in tomorrow,
so if you could be here around nine, that would

(14:06):
be great.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Okay, mister Wonger. I don't know if you remember me,
but I used to work.

Speaker 8 (14:13):
Here in the factory.

Speaker 13 (14:14):
Were you one of those despicable spies who every day
tried to steal my life's work and sell it to
those parasitic copycat candy making cats.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Oops.

Speaker 15 (14:23):
Wonderful, welcome back.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Oh oh, and I almost forgot.

Speaker 6 (14:26):
I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come
in on Sunday two.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (14:31):
I don't killing you bangs.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
I've done it quite a bit.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
That would be great. Okay, but let me ask you something.

Speaker 7 (15:06):
When you're coming on Monday and you're not feeling real well,
does anyone ever say to.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
You sounds like somebody's got a case of the munders?

Speaker 10 (15:12):
Oh man, I believe you get your ass kicks saying
some muck man.

Speaker 15 (15:16):
Calm down, I am.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Calm What is it with you people? You people? I
don't mean you people. I mean you people. I will
not tolerate any racist behavior. I'm not racist. I'm only
going to say this one more time. Calm down. Oh god,
I even sled of hour.

Speaker 16 (15:43):
Lighting out practice.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Good morning, big shows on a radio. And now it's
time once again for a mysterious visitor from the East.
They all seeing, all knowing, and former scarf wrangler for
Steven Tyler of Errowsmith Tarmac, the magnificent. What a great guy,
Darmack guy holding my hands the envelopes as a child

(16:33):
of four complaintely see. These envelopes are hermetically sealed. They've
been kept in the Manna's jar with vin Diesels electric
head shavers since noon yesterday. No one knows the contents
of these envelopes, but you and your mystical and semiavan
Way will ascertain the answers to these questions, having never
before seen the questions? Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (16:54):
If I wasn't, would it be wearing this hat?

Speaker 11 (16:57):
So you are.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Addressed for an envelope number one Charles Schwab, Charles Schwab.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
What's a good way to clean the wax out of
your Charles.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
God? Avelone number two.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
Spotify?

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Spotify?

Speaker 5 (17:22):
What does a new puppy do to your living room carpet?
Who can't be topically?

Speaker 7 (17:30):
You are?

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Word?

Speaker 5 (17:31):
Ivelobe number three, Aunt Man, Aunt Man? Describe Uncle Man
since he changed his name to Caitlin.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Who Ahvelo number four.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
Straight out of Compton?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Straight out of Compton?

Speaker 5 (17:55):
Where should you head if you find yourself in Compton?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Vis Ivelobe number five.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
Thirty for thirty thirty four thirty what's Gary Busey's record
in the Schlitz Malt Liquor Challenge.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Undefeated, Gary, Where dovelope number six?

Speaker 5 (18:21):
A ragtop corvette, a Mazda Miata and Beth Dutton from Yellowstone?

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Wow? A ragtop corvette, a Mazda Miata and Beth Dutton
from Yellowstone.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
Name three things that look better with their top down?

Speaker 8 (18:41):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Okay, Hobloe number seven?

Speaker 5 (18:47):
Everything everywhere, all at once.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Everything everywhere, all at once.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
What bounces when Dolly Parton goes jogging?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Ah? The tarmac, I hold in my hands, the final
arm wallow.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
May a swarm of chickers open a disco on your
grandpa's ankles. You push me too far?

Speaker 1 (19:20):
There you go?

Speaker 5 (19:22):
John Wick, John Wick, what's pearl? The dog's favorite bathroom
air freshener.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Is tarmac.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
The magnificent Good Morning, A big show is on your radio.

Speaker 17 (19:42):
I'll tell you I never seen anything like it in
my life. The sude belly up there, full everywhere, flying
through the air, bites and bults and hands. People eat
them with their fingers, their feet, other people's feet. It's unbelievable.
With the springs, you can't imagine ribs and chicken and
biscuits and whole pigs. On a great big sticky. That's
what it it's like at the junkpoint of Bully picture.
Whi's a buffet from stuff to finish. There should be

(20:03):
a cover charge.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 9 (20:04):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for cleaning billow my head. You can eat that.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Good morning as a make show? How a radio all right,
darlings in this weekend? Nor were All Star Race weekend
after this one? A man Clann Boyer won't us to
tell you how you can ride to the race with
him on your motorcycle. Make sure you have a ticket

(21:06):
to the twenty twenty three All Star Race, you know not?
Says like I was talking to Doug yesterday, Like shot
where limited amount of seas available at the short track
like in North Yaksboro, you better have them now. That
is a fun spot. Man, Me and Billy got to
be Grand Marshalls the next to the last race. You

(21:27):
can believe they shut it down right after we were
the Grand Marshal. Anyway, So Clint Bowyer's deal moonshiners ride
to the borough as in Northwokesboro, Maine, twenty first, three
hundred and fifty dollars includes one race ticket, barbecue lunch,
the group ride from Statesville to Northwolkesboro Speedway. You'll be

(21:50):
hanging out with Clint Borier, other NASCAR personality special Q,
and a session designated motorcycle parking. Nothing ain't gotta work.
So actually, three hundred and fifty to four hundred fifty
bucks and you were taken care of. So go to
North Wilkesboro Speedway dot com. Right, that's the twenty first

(22:11):
look at him days. That's probably not the day of
the race. Man, it's like a well, I'm not gonna guess.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
Clint would know the answer to that, Miss mumbles, go.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
All right, So yeah, y'all go to North Wilkesboro Speedway
dot com and all the details in the tail will
be right there. All right, Good morning, Big Shows on
the radio. Coming up, we played John Boyd Jeopardy winner
gets a hat, T shirt, tumbler, the twenty five dollars
gas card from Low Tigers and ride. Now hang on

(22:43):
play four ten minutes. All right, now, it is an
honor to have our next guest here on the Big Show,
Lieutenant Colonel Dan Rooney, truly an American hero and success
story he's the only ever F sixteen fighter pilot with
three combat doors in Iraq. Also a PGA professional, some

(23:06):
very big in the golf world's coming up Memorrow Day weekend.
Gonna tell you about that. And besides that, y'all, he
and his wife Jackie started Folds of Honor above their
garage and Broken Arrow, Oklahoma and seven no philanthropic experience
at all. And now you see what we've been talking about,

(23:27):
Foes of Honor over the years. And we have the
man with us right here, Lieutenant Colonel Dan. Welcome to
the big show. Thank you sir.

Speaker 15 (23:37):
All Right, Freedom Friday, Let's go.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
That is awesome, all right, Lieutenant colonel. Okay, we just
got to start out with F sixteen fighter pilot PGA
professional only. Ever, how's what's that like?

Speaker 15 (23:54):
Okay, So I'm gonna I'm gonna teach you a really
cool lesson on a Friday morning, probably the only thing
they'll remember from this interview. So you go through a
program to become a fighter pilot that's two and a
half years long. The government spent six million dollars per
pilot training US and only about five percent of a

(24:16):
class of forty five will actually make it from start
to finish to be a fighter pilot. And obviously I've
made it, but I learned a lesson that has changed
everything in my life every day. So it takes about
eighteen months to get to the F sixteen, which is
Luke Air Force Base, Phoenix, Arizona. And you get four

(24:38):
rides with an instructor, and the fifth ride is all
by yourself. So your solo sixty five million dollar jet
goes two and a half times a speed of sound
zero to fifty thousand feet under a minute, way faster
than Elon Musk will ever launch anything out of band eyes.
And so I'm sitting there in this single seat fighter jet.
We don't have any our back seat, right, single seat

(25:00):
fighter guys. And obviously I reached down. I hit start too.
There's no keys to require to start in F sixteen,
and I go fly and I come and I land,
and as I shut down the motor, I roll up
the big bubble canopy and I take this deep breath,
and if it was a Colonne, it would be called speed.
A smell of jet fuels, the greatest smell on Earth, right,

(25:22):
And as I exhale, this hits me. Go before you're ready,
and it is the anthem of my life. It changed everything.
And it's like God puts his hand on my shoulder
and he's like, hey, man, if you go, we will
do extraordinary things. And if I was going to tie
one strand of DNA together with true greatness and whatever

(25:43):
the walk is in life, it's people that go before
they're ready, and that's foundational to everything that has happened
from that moment in my life since. And that's where
the good stuff is in life. And most people don't
want to go there, and we've been going there now
for twenty five years since that first solo flight in.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
The F sixteen.

Speaker 15 (26:04):
But it's at the foundation of every day I live,
and certainly at the foundation of starting folds of honor
above our garage, as you mentioned, with no experience, nobody,
just a heart on fire to go. And when you
do that, that's where the awesome stuff happens in life.
So there's the Friday anthem for everybody out there listening.

(26:25):
Go before you're ready, what's ever on your heart?

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Just go Wow, sir. That is the second best thing
that has ever been heard on the show, next to
Franklin Graham. Given the Gospel of Jesus Christ. I'm putting
you right there as number two the best thing ever.
Thank you, thank you for that unbelieved.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Yah.

Speaker 15 (26:46):
Well, I'm the head of the Church of the Broken,
So anybody wants to join my congregation. As my buddy
kid Rock says Bob. He was like, man, I like
your church. I'm like, yeah, Man, every saint has a past,
every center has a future.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Let's go try to be a little better today.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Wow. And this, foes of honor, what you did of
going before you're ready. I'm sure you had no idea
how this was gonna take off and what you've done
with that, and it just tickles us away. We do
support our military and our first responders as well. And
just starting just maybe last year or so, you've started

(27:25):
to include first responders in your scholarship, your educational scholarships program,
so the children spouses of those who have fallen or
are disabled.

Speaker 7 (27:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (27:35):
And it's amazing stats. So it's it's over two hundred
million times a year nine one one has dialed in
this country, average nine one one call. These four first
responders coming to rescue us, save us in those moments
as we know, inherently dangerous or we wouldn't be dialing
nine one one a lot of them. We have thousands disabled,
hundreds killed on an annual basis, and until about six

(27:58):
months ago, there was no organization in this country committed
to give education to the spouses and the children of
those families left behind or living with someone that can
permanently damaged. So I like to say, you know they're
coming to rescue us. It's about time we rescue them
and take care of their families if something happens.

Speaker 5 (28:17):
And one of the great ways to do that this
time of year is the Patriot Golf Days. Talk about
that a little bit.

Speaker 15 (28:22):
Yeah, So that goes back to what we said. It
was like my dream as a kid was to be
a golf pro and a fighter pilot. Had no idea
how God would combine those things, but no doubt they
weren't my dreams, they were his to put me in
kind of this unique place to speak on that perspective.
But every Memorial Day weekend we do Patriot Golf Days,
and it's nothing more than giving golfers non golfers, don't

(28:46):
have to be a golfer an opportunity to remember that
one point one million people have been killed defending our freedoms.
And if you're a golfer, you can go tee it up,
visit Patriotgolf Days dot com and make a donation to
say thank you and you're basically great.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
Think about it is you kind of round up your
greens fees and that goes towards for towards falls Bonda.

Speaker 15 (29:06):
Huh, yeah, it's all different ways. You can visit golf
now and make your tea Time which is the biggest
tea Time online platform in the country, and they'll round
up every fee uh to support us.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Just call your mold.

Speaker 15 (29:18):
Device and visit Patriot Golf Days dot com and uh
make a donation.

Speaker 12 (29:23):
I don't know if you.

Speaker 7 (29:23):
Can hear that.

Speaker 15 (29:24):
There's an sixteen taking off over my head right now.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Oh that's noise canceling. He's using an iPhone and that's
noise canceling trying to hide sixteen. That's quite a task.

Speaker 15 (29:34):
That is freedom priory.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Is the sound of freedom that's highly disrupted.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Well on our side, it sounds like a little bit
a little let's not go that far yet. Well, thank
you so much for joining us this morning, uh, Lieutenant
Colonel Dan Rooning, and thank you for your service. Your
continued service and I hope, hopefully we'll get to talk
to you again soon. Sir.

Speaker 15 (30:02):
Now, you guys are true patriots. Thanks for having me.
And as I sign off, I just want to say
God bless everybody out there listening today on this Friday.
And then if you want to say thank you to
the first responders or military for your freedoms, you can
visit foldsof Honor dot org and ninety one cents of
every dollar donated goes straight to fund scholarships.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
We need your help.

Speaker 15 (30:24):
This is your call to duty. God bless you guys,
and have a fantastic Friday and go before you're ready.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
All right, thank you sir. Wow, what a great one
inspiring Yeah man, awesome? All right, all right, y'all, all right,
let's get back to it. Here are low tigers right now.
Prize pack is John Boyd Jepardly time, let's jump right
in here. Statistically speaking, people who are injured by this
natural phenomenon are one hundred thousand times more likely to

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be injured by it again.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
Is it a boomerang?

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Because when they come back you over thank you one
ain't undred Joe. You told free line across America we
played John boyd Jeopardy next Good Friday morning, May the

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twelve Big Shows on the Radio. Our video today brought
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his daughter. Pretty good.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
Yeah, she's on her own instantly.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Right now, let's play it. Yes, he cuffe I, Ricans.

Speaker 18 (32:03):
Chuck and now the man who wits the TGI on
Friday and the P and p F jains peace, John
mord th Good.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Let's say hey to Ernest out of Asheville, North Carolina.
Good morning, Earnest, Good morning, John Boy, Hello Boddy, welcome.
All right you first up, you can claim his prize
pack right here. Just tell us, statistically speaking, people who
were injured by this natural phenomenon are one hundred thousand

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times more likely to be injured by it again.

Speaker 11 (32:46):
I would say, what is lightning?

Speaker 1 (32:49):
What is lightning?

Speaker 19 (32:53):
You man?

Speaker 1 (32:57):
We talked about that before, like some people just over
and over again.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
And it happens to people and it's like their lives
just fall apart, right yeh, It's like weird long term
side effects happened to people.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yeah, and it happens more to men than women. I mean,
it's obvious that more men are outdoors more, but a
lot of golfers. Oh yeah, well you're out there right there.
Lee Trevino was scared to death, right, he'd get off
the course. Yeah when the cloud come up? Yeah, watch
what about that park ranger? Yeah it's been struck like

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nine times. Yeah, we all be careful out there. And
Ernest could work for you, buddy. You got one two
dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products made in the
USA headed up to Ashville.

Speaker 11 (33:44):
Yes, Ernest, Well, I want to say this is actually
the second time I've gotten through I didn't get my
move And I want to give a shout out to
Jackie because I want to tell you about a quick
story about Jackie.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
All Right, when I talked to her, I'm.

Speaker 11 (34:01):
Driving down the road. There's a snake in my truck.
I drive it to an eighteen wheel. There's a snake.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Crawling across a dash of my truck.

Speaker 11 (34:08):
Jackie, I'm telling her, Jackie, there's a snake in my truck.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
She's screaming, Paul. She goes stop the truck. Stop the truck.
I'm like, I'm like, I can't stop the truck.

Speaker 15 (34:17):
I'm in the middle of the highway.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
And She's like, find the place. Stop the truck. He goes.
I said, okay, I'm bound a place.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
I'm gonna pull over.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
She says, She goes, don't you drive that truck anymore.

Speaker 10 (34:29):
I said, I have to go where I'm going.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
She goes. She said, you call your coming and you
tell him you quit, and you won't ride up somewhere else.

Speaker 9 (34:37):
I'm laughing.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
I'm scared of death of snakes. I'm dead. I'm like Jackie.
I've known JACKI I've listen to your show for twenty
five years.

Speaker 11 (34:43):
Jackie is deadly scared of snake.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
I'm deadly scared of snakes.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
But I'm laughing because Jackie is like acting like she's
in the crust with me.

Speaker 9 (34:51):
I said, we're not gonna hang out until that snake
is out of your truck.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Stop the truck, Jackie. I actually got out of that
truck and jumped into a different one.

Speaker 20 (35:00):
Been both doors, and he said, the snake's head is out.
I grabbed it by its tail. I said, are you
are you okay? I'm not going to hang out until
you get that snake out. I'm about to cry and
he's like, I gotta go where I'm going. I said,
you need to quit. Call them and tell them you quit.

Speaker 10 (35:16):
Did you quit?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
No, I didn't quit. Well that's awesome. Then well so
your truck, you clean it up inside and out with
your ball smart products out hang on, I'm giving you
back door good luck. Why then the guy were top

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of your news. Right on the other side New Old
Friday Morning some from are the Boys? It makes sense,

(36:24):
Good Morning, makes sure it's on the radio. Hoard and
the Boys Temptation trailer starring in another week in of Funds.

Speaker 21 (36:37):
Come on.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
When the trailers are rocking, the cops coming knocking. When
the trailers are rocking, the.

Speaker 8 (36:47):
Cops coming knocking. When the cops coming knocking, we stop
and let them man, it's party time at the trailer park.
We get wild after it gets ark, get the bad
fired up, the plans the twelve Bar blues. Because when
you ain't got nothing, you ain't got nothing to lose.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
And when the.

Speaker 8 (37:12):
Trailers are rocking, the cops come and knocking. When the
trailers are rocking, the cops.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Come and knocking. When the cops coming.

Speaker 8 (37:18):
Knocking, somebody let them in. Ladies and gentlemen, we are
please welcome for the first time ever, our brand new
Bondo specialist slash keyboard player, mister Floyd flinch Lynch, a
great talent which you could probably tell a whole lot
more about if I wasn't talking.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Yeah, y'all all know mister Gooch over here.

Speaker 8 (37:48):
The man who picks it like it was his favorite noise,
lends his life the way he writes some estimates real fast,
with a whole bunch of mistakes. When the trailers are rocking,
the cops come and knocking. When the trailers are rocking,

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the cops come and knocking. When the cops coming knocking,
somebody let them.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Man, we're going to drink some beer. We're gonna start
some mess with some gals. For men at the CVS.

Speaker 8 (38:22):
They'll be shaking their bottoms, maybe taking off their tops.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Girls.

Speaker 8 (38:27):
Can we keep on the rocking till somebody calls the cops?

Speaker 1 (38:32):
And they will, because when the trailers.

Speaker 8 (38:34):
Are rocking, the cops come and knocking. When the trailers
are rocking, the cops coming knocking.

Speaker 18 (38:39):
When the cops coming.

Speaker 8 (38:40):
Knocking, one of y'all let them men, I said, when
the cops coming knocking one of.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Y'all, let them men talk solo.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Lloyd, Let's assure you good.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Friday morning Big show is on the radio, coming up
about twenty minutes. Comedian Dusty Slave. He looked like he
ought to be hanging out with me at Booger Branch,
drugg Ahead, long hair. He's a funny ride, go clean comedian.
To tell us all about that. Let me see he's
playing Knoxville this weekend, two shows tomorrow night. All listen

(39:43):
up in Knoxville, Tennessee. Talking Dusty for you here in minute, ay,
all we ready for the playhouse. Looks like all right,
quite on a set action.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the
Mayberry Money Clip. As our story opens, two men are
having a heated disagreement at the Maybury Hardware store in Maybury,
North Carolina.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
You, sir, all a rogue and a swindler. You're the
swindler here, feller, Well, I.

Speaker 9 (40:15):
Think you and I need to step outside and handle.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
This like man now now hauled on their boys. What
in the wide world of sports is are going on here?

Speaker 9 (40:25):
Arf Taylor I'm glad to see you arrest this man.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
He's a liar and a thief. No, I ain't you all.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
Alright, let's all settle down here, Nate. We're gonna start
with you. What happened?

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Well, I was out in the derry truck doing a
milk run about five thirty this morning, driving past a
hardware store. I saw some shiny laying in the street
money clip with a big oldwater bills in it.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
My money clip, to be exactly, mister Tucker, you gonna
get your turn in just a minute, go ahead, Nate.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Well, it was so early nothing was open yet, so
I took the money clip home with me. When I
come back here lunchtime, there was a note on the
bulletin board. It said lost men's money clip, fifty dollar
reward for safe return. Meet me here today at two
pm to collect. When he got here, I handed mister

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big shot and the clip. He counted the cash, then
he says, thanks, I see you already took out your
fifty dollar reward. That's right.

Speaker 9 (41:30):
When I lost that clip there was seven hundred dollars
in cash in it. When he returned it, there was
only six hundred and fifty dollars. Obviously he's trying to
claim a double.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
Reward, now, is that what happened?

Speaker 20 (41:43):
Name?

Speaker 1 (41:43):
No, sir, Ray shir. All the money that was in
that clip when I found it is still there. I
ain't no liar and I ain't no thief, Share Taylor.

Speaker 7 (41:54):
You know me.

Speaker 9 (41:55):
I am a pillar of this community. I am an
honest man.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
You believe that, don't you, Well, of course I do.
So I'm just gonna put this money clip in the
safe at the courthouse. Mister Tucker, I believe you lost
a money clip, and I believe that Nate found one.
But so far there ain't a whole lot of evidence
this particular moneyclip belongs to you.

Speaker 9 (42:21):
Are you calling me a liar?

Speaker 5 (42:23):
No, sir, not at all. But the way I got
it figured, if Nate here was a thief, why he
just could have kept all that cash for hisself. But
him showing up here today makes me think he's telling
the truth. So this here moneyclip, well it must belong
to somebody else. One about my money, well, I reckon,

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We're just gonna have to wait for somebody to turn
in a money clip that's got seven hundred dollars in it,
You know, you should get that looked at. We hope
you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.

Speaker 17 (43:06):
I demand eight b ondu those top Tune.

Speaker 16 (43:10):
In again next time when we're here. Otis the town drunk?
Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning,
a lot more big show coming up.

Speaker 22 (43:20):
John Boy, Big big Show. Picky up, Mathew, Oh Marcel,
you picked an awful time to call. Well, listen to
the radio. We're right in the middle of a new
tron you boobe, no, no not, you're raking fat boy.
Pull up a couple of chairs and set down nothing.
I gotta go make coffee for the boys so they
can go on making that audio magic known as the

(43:42):
John Boy b Big Show.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Carry on, Drake, peepa good morning. This make show on

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Give him away number sixty five. Then give them away
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Speaker 10 (44:52):
Right.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
It's a fun gun. I'll check it out and give
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Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio coming up.
The easiest way for you to win, it's the current
Events quiz. You take sea get a big old prize pack.
Right now, here's our special guest we've been waiting on,

(45:17):
mister Dusty Slay. You can go get your tickets to
see Dusty at dustyslive dot com. He has got a
big deal coming up in the Beesu Theater in Knoxville, Tennessee,
this Saturday. So tomorrow Dusty Sleigh two shows at the
bees U in Knoxville. Tickets at dustysleigh dot com. We

(45:40):
got them on the line right here. Good morning Dusty.

Speaker 11 (45:43):
All right, we're having a good time.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Thanks for having me. Hey, Boddy, good to have you
in here. Man, you look like one of my people.
There you been watching Dusty. I know you recognize me
if you see him. Got the long hair, the trucker hat, mustache,
flannel shirt, oversized glasses. That's just not a stage deal, Dusty.
You really look like that, don't you.

Speaker 8 (46:04):
Yeah, that's who I look like.

Speaker 11 (46:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (46:06):
If I took in my shirt, people think I work
at the theater and they don't think I'm doing the.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Show shirt tail out. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (46:18):
Well, dosy man, I'm pumped to be back to be
in Knoxville soon.

Speaker 21 (46:23):
It's gonna be great.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
That's absolutely But well, y'all, Dusty had a half hour
special featured in season three of the Stand Ups, and
that's streaming right now on Netflix. So you can pull
up Dusty on Netflix and uh and watch them there
and uh, well, us, you just come on, man, we
will tell us tell our lessons about yourself. Maybe they're
hearing about you for the first time.

Speaker 10 (46:45):
Well, you know, a good way to start is you
can go watch that video on Netflix and then you
you can watch the whole thing and they come see
my show and get a whole new hour of jokes.

Speaker 13 (46:54):
Uh yeah, I mean I got you know.

Speaker 10 (46:57):
I grew up in Alabama, grand old out for a bunch.
I like to tell people I do a relatively clean comedy.
And I like to say relatively because if I say
too clean, they'll.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Think it's not funny, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
But you know, I like like if you're a.

Speaker 10 (47:16):
Grown person who has parents still, you can bring your
parents to the show and you'll both like it. Or
if you're an older parent you got grown kids, those kids,
you both enjoy the show.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
It's comedy for everybody.

Speaker 8 (47:28):
I mean, I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Some adults, so you know it's not for kids, but
it's it's still fun.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Absolutely, bluddy. I love that kind of comedy.

Speaker 12 (47:38):
Man.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
You know what, We've always done that on the show,
you know, since the beginning. We said, you know, it's
like telling a dirty joke with your mama in the room.

Speaker 10 (47:46):
There you go, you know, yes, exactly, like the edgy
guy in church.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
That's awesome. Well, okay, so, so does you play in
Knoxville on Saturday night and be there tomorrow? You're gonna
be in North Charleston, South Carolina, the North Charleston Coliseum.
You're gonna be with our buddy Foxworthy there and and
LeeAnne Morgan too. Man, that's gonna be a good shoke.

Speaker 5 (48:12):
I hate I hate to tell you this on the air,
but they I don't know, they must have gave.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
You an old schedule, but they canceled that show with Foxworthy.

Speaker 10 (48:21):
I'll still be in Knoxville, and I'll still be in
Chattanooga later, I'll talk be in Bowling Green, Kentucky.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
My shows are gonna be hot.

Speaker 11 (48:29):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Okay, well let's mark that one out then. Well, so, really,
like I said at first, if you go to Dustysleigh
dot com, you'll see the shows and be able to
get tickets right there. So no matter where you are,
we urge you to do that. Dusty Slay s l
a y dot com.

Speaker 10 (48:44):
You can go anywhere and watch my videos and then
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna be repeating those jokes
at the special, so you'll watch all the YouTube videos
you want. I got a full breakdown on the song
It's five o'clock where. Uh, it's a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
You'll love it.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
Good stuff, a lot of trailer hard jokes out there.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Awesome. Well good. Our list is gonna go to you
right now, learn more, get to know him, love him,
and then see him in person.

Speaker 10 (49:10):
I like that.

Speaker 7 (49:11):
Man.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
You're staying busy at new material. That's what you gotta do. Yeah, well,
I'm not saying all the time, and you know I do.

Speaker 10 (49:18):
I do so many shows that you just can't it's
hard to keep telling the same jokes, you know.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
I mean I get war out of you know.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Well that really doesn't happen to me. Not impossible. It's
kind of his special I know how hard it is.
I'm proud of you, buddy. Yeah, I'll repeat.

Speaker 10 (49:44):
One once in a while, but you know, but it's
like stand up is like if you go to a
party tell and it makes a group of people laugh,
you just move to the next group and then you
tell that joke again. Yeah, and then you move to
the next group and tell that joke again, and it's fun.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
I do a lot of shows.

Speaker 10 (50:01):
That's a lot of times to tell that group of
people that joke.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Yeah, I'm awesome. All right, boy, Well thanks for checking
in with a Dusty. Let's catch up again later, my man.

Speaker 10 (50:10):
Well, I appreciate you having me again.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Awesome. You got it, buddy, Dusty Sleigh dot com. Y'all
check him out, yeah, uh checking out on the social
see his stuff that I like that. Boy, All right,
thank you, Jackie. Alright, oh yeah, Colonel Bench quiz time.
That's we're here. Here's what we're doing right here? All right, Billy,
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Speaker 5 (50:31):
With the mystery of the Spaghetti Mountain?

Speaker 1 (50:35):
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(51:32):
now we're read about squad.

Speaker 9 (51:35):
Okay, come Jaen's time.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
To quiz Jezzyay. We got Jason from Bluff City, Tennessee.
Good morning, Jason, Good morning, John Boyn Belly, Hello Money, Welcome,
all right, Jayson, listen to Bidlin win Dateline.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
New Jersey investigators are trying to solve the mystery of
who dumped a half ton of spaghetti out here in
the woods.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
In late April, a.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
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river basin near the town of Old Bridge, New Jersey.
The Public Works Department cleaned up the mess and confirmed
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it was found.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
Their best guess. Somebody stalked up a little too heavy
on pasta during the pandemic and decided.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
To get rid of it.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
Mayor Owen Henry says it's a shame the spaghetti got
dumped out in the woods because the local food bank
really could have used it.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
For more on the.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
Story, go to Google news and do a search for
a video called a pasta Puzzler in Jersey b local
cops noodle out a mystery or c uh oh a
half ton of spaghetti?

Speaker 1 (53:00):
You got, Jason, I'm gonna have to go to see.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
Oh boy, we knew you would.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Good work, Jason, Big old Lord Tigers and Ride Now
prize pack is coming over to Bluff City to you.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
I appreciate it, Thank you all very much. Could I
give a shout out?

Speaker 16 (53:19):
You go ahead, I'd like to give a shout out.

Speaker 8 (53:21):
To Danny and Brett, my girlfriend Megan, and Dana and
Johnny from China Grove, North Carolina.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
How about that? All right, Jason, appreciate you and yours
listening to the Big Show. Thank you very much, Thank
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Speaker 1 (57:06):
Morning, this big show on the radio. Well, he's over
one hundred years old, still drive, and he's stopped in
the day on his weekly trip to town for a
what did you come to town for nervil aarons and whatnot? Okay,
he's come to town for aarons and whatnot, and it
took time out to see us. He is nervel ty wheeler.
What is a good word, nervel A good word is

(57:29):
tax refund.

Speaker 23 (57:31):
I'm trying to figure out what to spend it on.
Why don't you just put it in the bank for
a rainy day?

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Rainy day?

Speaker 23 (57:38):
Have you watched the news lately? Brother Dad, com monsoon
out there for true money. Don't go to for these days.
I bought forty dollars worth of grocery the other day,
only cost me one hundred dollars. At least he got
something back, truth be told, I'm surprised the government could
spare it, spending it all overseas and paying folks not

(57:58):
to work and putting on them drag shows in South America.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Who neighbor that much? Cost a pretty penny?

Speaker 23 (58:05):
I swear I miss the old days when they was
just spending our money on teapot museums and shrimps on
a treadmill.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Inflation is a son of a gun, ain't it. It's
the son of or something more?

Speaker 7 (58:15):
Right?

Speaker 1 (58:16):
So do you do your own taxes or do you
have an accountant?

Speaker 23 (58:20):
I do it myself. Why should I pay someone to
tell a lie? I can tell myself. Heck, I even
know where the ten forty form got his name. Forever
fifty dollars you make, you get ten and the government
gets forty.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Hey, So off topic, did you get to watch the
coronation of King Charles. Oh no, sir.

Speaker 23 (58:40):
If I wanted to see a dead eyed jackass sitting
on a throne wearing a crown, I'd go to Burger King.
For the life of me, I can't imagine what people
see in all that foolishness. I see the picture of
him on the news. He looked that gun miserable.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
I saw that too. I wonder, why, well, hell, how'd
you like to.

Speaker 23 (58:58):
Be a geezer who lived off his mother's life and
now he's gotta go up and go to work tomorrow
for the first time seventy forty.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
That's got to be a bit of a wake up golf.
You know what did they play? Music wise? I wonder
probably God Save the Queen.

Speaker 23 (59:12):
Huh. Saves kind of off plumb to me. They should
have played the theme from Charles in Charge. I had
a been a Who's and anyway Prince Harry arrived, they
could have played Bob Bob black Sheep.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Yes, hey, any music for his wife?

Speaker 7 (59:27):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (59:28):
How about the theme from Mister ed Ooh tough looking fair?

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (59:33):
So I reckon jolly old England. There they got themselves
an old codger.

Speaker 23 (59:38):
They ain't never done the liquor real work in his life,
and don't appear to be the quickest hamster on the wheel.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Now they know how we feel. Ain't that?

Speaker 10 (59:47):
You know?

Speaker 1 (59:47):
You gotta feel for this comedy thing here. You might
have missed your calling. Yeah, well, who knows, I got
a few good years in we'll see.

Speaker 23 (59:54):
Well, I'm in a wander out yond there and try
some of this joints coffee. I ain't gonna pay no
mind to an old time Are they no help yourself?
Feel free to throw my name around. I'm kind of
a big deal around here. Yeah, I tried that before.
I said, Hey, I have a friend of john boys,
And that's just what they said, big deal to keep
your saddle oiled and your gun grace and hollow up

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and you net me?

Speaker 13 (01:00:18):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Is that what y'all heard? Sorry? What you're talking about, y'all?
I'm I'm about half death not telling our boy her
first boy from Georgia said the eyes y'all think you
said eyes? He said, I thought, oh, goy, Well, y'all,
y'all just take up if I missed hearing. But what
did you think? I asked?

Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
Doesn't that sound like Georgia would say, you probably thought
that was the right answer.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
That's why I said, talks, try to clean it up.
I got you, and I was over here going I
couldn't figure out where you were coming from. No, y'all
all got a microphone. Y'all feel free to use it.
You don't like it when we correct you. Well, if
that game here, right, you gotta tell.

Speaker 9 (01:01:02):
Me I was wrong anyway?

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
It was wrong anyway? Yeah, all right, So I guess
we're wrong and I'll turn out all right. I guess
they don't draw lives there either. All right, here we go,
moving on with our show in our lives that there's

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a big show on the radio Friday morning, beginning of
the final hour of the big show for this wonderful week,
and we always give away my wonderful Thing of the week,
thanks to everybody who registered to win my number sixty
five giveaway a wonderful thing. And the winner is from Dadeville, Alabama.

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He is Philip Climbers. You got it, Philip Gratulations. Hey there, bunny.

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
He sent us a picture of him holding his little
baby curtain.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Jarny Climber. Well, they got that red neck crap shooter
a love you. Yeh. I thought this was pretty darn wonderful,
that gun shaped toy plunger. Well you can look at
the picture, but you didn't win it, so it'll just
make you mad.

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
I never mind, and you don't want that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
I already know what my wonderful thing is next week,
and I brought it in. If I've been playing with it,
it's a uh, it's a ball.

Speaker 6 (01:03:15):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
What is the name of it? Hey, you describe it. Officially,
it's called a golf ball tea challenge. There's Rodney Carrington
and Rodney when he had these, and he gave us
some and Billy took the water out of his and
put the golf ball on the tee.

Speaker 5 (01:03:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it meant for a much better display.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Yeah, it is a challenge to get the golf ball
up on the tee in a little dome globe of
water snow glow. Yeah, like a snow globe with a
golf ball and a tea in the middle. Pretty cool
it is.

Speaker 5 (01:03:44):
So it's like a really annoying snow glow.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Yes, you can't set it in front of somebody without
him giving it a try. That's right. And you could
buy one if you want. They sell them on Amazon.
Oh all right, now here's where I find out how
much am I giving away? Fifty dollars with prime shipping?

Speaker 8 (01:04:02):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
How about that? All right? Well that is very valuable.

Speaker 5 (01:04:06):
Because even if you'd sell it, you wouldn't pay for
prime shipping.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
All right, Well wait it gets up there, y'all look
at that, and then one week from right now we'll
be announcing the winner. Making somebody happy about that. Big
Joe's on the radio, and we old Sorenson we ain't
going to wear yet. Soornson is up next. Hang on,
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play wordy Word Winter gets a red Maax prize pack.

(01:04:33):
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on that Redmax matter for the tails right now. Friday morning,
this time, you know it's our time with Tom Sorenson.

(01:04:53):
Good morning, Tom, Good morning, jimfo. How are you doing,
good buddy? How are you doing? Friday morning? Heading into
Mother's Day weekend and racing Darlington and some NBA playoff action?
What can you answer all of his questions kind of
musically so we can yes.

Speaker 13 (01:05:15):
See it and yes, I'm doing great. Thank you for
having I'm good man, I'm good, good.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
All right? NBA playoffs? Man, how the TV ratings have
you seen any of those?

Speaker 13 (01:05:27):
They're up, They're way up, and they were up last season,
but especially that first round Golden State Sacramento series just
lifted them. And the Lakers and the Wars have been
off the charts. And you know, more than any other
team sport, more than any other league with team sports,
the NBA is driven by stars, and people want to

(01:05:50):
see stars, and the stars they want to see most
are Steph Curry from Golden State and Lebron James from
the Lakers. And they are going head to head and
they've been going ahead to head and they just I'll
tell you what's scary. The good thing is these guys
are just so entertaining. If they played one on one,

(01:06:11):
I'd pay the watch. Yeah, but Steph is thirty five
and somehow, I mean he was just at Davidson and
Lebron is thirty eight, and who replaces them? Jackie? Do
you know John Boyd, do you know when they go,
who's next?

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
I don't know who's it gonna be. I ain't got
nobody in my mouth. Do you find her now?

Speaker 13 (01:06:36):
I look around and I look for guys who as
much fun to watch, who is cool?

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
Hor is good?

Speaker 13 (01:06:42):
I don't see him.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
I know, I know maybe somebody gonna pop up here
in the next couple of years, you know, because Steph,
you know, and Lebron he's not talking about retirement yet, right.
Lebron's oldest thirty eight, So then Steph, how many more
years Steph got Jackie four or five? Could do it?

Speaker 9 (01:07:02):
Play to forty as long as he got that Subway contract.

Speaker 10 (01:07:05):
I hope.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
She's just hoping he's still doing it after you quite
I thank him out last week. Yeah, I think so.
I know I could pick up my training schedule, but
I know it is weird. Dub. I don't know, don't
see anybody these two of these, like do you know
the argument? What is Jordan or Lebron? They look how

(01:07:31):
long it took Lebron to come along after Jordan like that?
And now Steph has put himself right in that conversation.
He's not done yet. So yeah, this is some of
the all time greats. I hope we realize it. And
that's what like we were talking about. I mean, you know,
Steph like right right here, we've got to watch this
one of the greatest shooters, if not the greatest shooter

(01:07:53):
in NBA history. It's amazing, awesome.

Speaker 13 (01:07:56):
I think he's great. I think he's the best shooter
I've ever seen. I think he's the best shooter anybody's
ever seen. And here's the skinny kid that sometimes you
would see at the station that I would see at
Davidson and was a nice guy then and is a
nice guy now. But man, he changed the way the
game is played. He he's show people it was okay

(01:08:16):
to shoot from thirty feet and a lot of them
have been getting that wrong, including one of his teammates.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
But it's just.

Speaker 13 (01:08:25):
It's changed the way the game is played. He has.

Speaker 5 (01:08:29):
And it's because he put in the work for years.
Oh yeah, every day, day in and day out.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
It doesn't just it doesn't just happen like that. Well,
Jaggie's boy, you know, his gus in there, Eric, they
were gonna go, let's go to gym.

Speaker 7 (01:08:42):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Estev was in town probably after maybe first year. He
had already moved out West, I think, and there was
I thought it was gonna go, you know, shoot some hoops.
They were there. They went there what about ten o'clock
in the morning, didn't get home till like ten that night.

Speaker 20 (01:08:57):
I thought, we're in the hell are they with my child?
Eric said they only stopped to go to Wendy's to
get lunch, and that was. It was in the gym
the entire day.

Speaker 13 (01:09:08):
You know, it doesn't just happen. It can't just happen
for anybody. I don't care how talented you are. I
don't care whether it's a basketball court or a microphone.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
More have to put the work in. Let's it all right, man,
all right, let's move on.

Speaker 15 (01:09:22):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
We can talk about this all day. Go to first
NFL game is about four months and they're starting to
talk about the schedule, releasing or something like that. Tom.

Speaker 13 (01:09:32):
Yeah, they released it last night at eight pm, and
I thought one of them the two things that jumped
out to me. One is for the first time in history,
there's a game on Black Friday, and around the country
at least two million guys took a knee and went
thank you, I'm not going to Walmart. I'm not going
to mall. I'm not going to any store because I

(01:09:52):
have to watch football.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Right Yo, The first shopping day after Thanksgiving Friday? All right,
I thought they had another holiday. You don't have to
explaining to me, all right, No, No, that's so so No,

(01:10:16):
why are they doing that?

Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
Because they can.

Speaker 13 (01:10:21):
Because money they've never used before. It was just sitting
there unclean.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
They see it, and it's uh.

Speaker 13 (01:10:32):
For us, old passioned black Pardey types do not like
to shop in groups and mass it's us. That game
is a gift and it will be the Jets of Miami.
Ay one other game that that's interesting. I think it's unfortunate.
There's gonna be five games in Europe and the first
is October first, and it is Jacksonville against Atlanta. You

(01:10:56):
cannot see it on conventional TV. You can only see
it on ESPN Plus. And it differs from ESPN because
you have to pay for it how much. It's nine
ninety nine per day or one hundred dollars for a season.
But I just worry, and Billy, you know this industry
much better than I just worry that they'll come a
time when you to watch a football game because it

(01:11:18):
is so utterly popular.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
You have to pay.

Speaker 5 (01:11:21):
I am shocked and it hasn't already happened, to tell
you the truth. Man, they put everything behind some kind
of a paywall lately.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
So that you know they're doing that with the done
that with the Braves. You got to go. You know
some is that streaming like this? So whow So that's
a the first time I guess they've they've done that. Okay,
we have to come over my house there all right?
Uh say, uh, what the what is next for the
NFL toime RD quick as far as practice and getting

(01:11:50):
together with the new teams. And so we get Bryce Young,
our new quarterback in here. What's the deal with that?

Speaker 13 (01:11:56):
Everybody gets going this month there's a rookie camp, and
then after that there's OTAs, which lasts ten days. Rookie
Camp is three days, and that's coming right up. That
begins tomorrow for the Panthers, and then they have OTAs
a couple of weeks and it just makes it more real.
The rookies are only there three days, but they get
to see each other, They get to be around each other,

(01:12:18):
they get to see how tall Bryce Young isn't but
it's the first in a series of steps, and it
just makes it more real.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
All right, good deal, and right quick, we'll call him
friend of the Big Show because when he had his
book out, he wanted to come on and talk about it.
Mike Krzyzewski, the former coach of the Duke Blue Devils.
I didn't realize, as you said, he's been hired by
the NBA. What is that about.

Speaker 13 (01:12:47):
He's going to be an advisor? You know, coach k
is seventy six years old. I don't think he's the
kind of guy who's going to sit at home playing parcheesy.

Speaker 5 (01:12:54):
He's working to a place with Lebron.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Basically, yeah, seventy six Wow.

Speaker 13 (01:13:00):
And these guys loving he was the Olympic coach and
they know him. And this is debatable in these parts,
but I think he's the best college coach I've ever seen.
And the one thing here, if you want to know
how much impact he has, if suddenly you look in
the Minnesota Timberwods roster and Kristen Lightner is playing, you
know that Chefsky is more than that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
Good stuff. Buddy, We appreciate you, man. You have a
great weekend. We'll catch up next week.

Speaker 13 (01:13:27):
Thanks faving you guys. Everybody have a good weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
Buddy ai y'all. Well, let's play our last rounds of
wordy word for the week. One ain't on a Big show,
toll Freelanda, North America, will team up? Play next?

Speaker 13 (01:13:48):
Good stuck.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
This good morning. There's a big show on the radio
running through your Friday video of the day brought you
by that Coca Cola six hundred heaving Sunday May twenty

(01:14:14):
eight and Charlotte Ownerspeedway Spider Dad's ironic Kryptonize you figure
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to the Big Show dot com. And right now, let's
do it.

Speaker 9 (01:14:28):
I went everybody's head about the bed.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
The beg of wordy word than the word they were.
Let's meet the contestants. We got Andrew from Evansville, Indiana,
Gomrning Andrew, Good morning, Hey Moddy. And we got Jeff
from Brunswick George Jugamon and Jeff good morning, Good morning.
All right boys, welcome, Let's team up. Jeff, your own team,

(01:14:53):
Tater and Randy Andrew You on the John Boyevilla side.
Two rounds thirty seconds each. Good luck, y'all. So Jeff,
you relax, Me and Andrew gonna go for the first
thirty seconds. All right, Andrew, are you ready? I am
all right, buddy, shout him out, starting to clock.

Speaker 19 (01:15:13):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
A light bulb went off over my head. I have
a great Yeah, that's right. Andrew's playing. All right. I
pull a rabbit out of the hat. It is what
I perform this yeah, uh huh, all right, hold this
over your head when it rains, and yeah, all right.
Blank liquor. Jack Daniels says, this kind of liquor. No, no,

(01:15:38):
another one. Blank liquor. Dark it's dark.

Speaker 5 (01:15:43):
Come on, no, no, no, he's so disappointed in you
right now.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
No liquor. All right, and will you put a three
on the board? All right? Jeff and Tayter going for there.
Round one? Jeff, are you ready? Big up on that last?
We'll go, yeah, Jim beams one. It's a brown liquor.

Speaker 19 (01:16:11):
Yeah, it's brown the slicker. We're still on the same one.
It's not vodka, it's not rum, not whiskey. I think
I think Crown Royal is one.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Uh, Jeff, are you playing? Yeah? I'm playing.

Speaker 19 (01:16:27):
To make a blank pecan pie. They put this in
pecan pie uh, Kentucky Blank Yeah, Blake Street to New Orleans.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
And you used to be a bartender. Yeah, well if
he doesn't know it, all right, for no score of that.
So let's jump on around to Andrew and Billy. We're
still on that word. People aren't drunk like talking about everything,

(01:17:01):
all right, Andrew and Billy still own it. To see
what Billy's got go.

Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
In New Orleans. This is a street where everybody goes
for Marty Gras Blank Street. There you go, yes, when
you vote for president? It is what what kind of
process is that we're having an.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:17:21):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:17:21):
When you have three balls in the air at the
same time, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
Yeah, yep.

Speaker 5 (01:17:27):
It affects the whole country as a whole. So it's
a blank laws. A Congress passes law as it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
All right? By here?

Speaker 23 (01:17:40):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
Jagon three on the three of six for Andrew, Jeff
and Randy. Six will tie, one will double your other score,
seven will win?

Speaker 24 (01:17:54):
Ready go okay, okay, So right before the ball game starts,
which we stand up and sing the blank anthem. So
if you're gonna get water in you're sink, you have
to turn one of these. It's a plumbing term. Say
it again. No, it's what the fuss it is connected

(01:18:16):
to underneath the counter. You have to turn the I
don't know how.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
Oh, Christ, Yeah, it's not your fault this time, Jeff. Oh,
I don't know what to say for it. The word
was valve. Wow, that was so that a way. I
don't want it Monday. That'll be the next word up
play worri war gonna start my week like we're about

(01:18:42):
ending this. Hey, look, Andrey wins sixty one game team
next time, je Jeff don brunswill, Jeff, you can try
again anytime, buddy. We appreciate you. Buddy. Have a drink. Yeah,
I'm going to get one right now, and Andrew your

(01:19:05):
prize back. Head over to Evansville. Good game, Son, Good morning.
Got the Big Show on the radio, Classic Bit Request time.
Chris Fairclough says, anything from Sherman Pratt the Big Show Brat. Well,
good as we head toward Mother's Day, let's do that

(01:19:26):
with the Big Show Brat Sherman coming up next. Good morning,

(01:19:55):
there's a big show on the radio. Classic Bit Request time.
Chris A. Claw won't hear anything from Sherman Pratt Big
Show Brat gotcha covered, Chris.

Speaker 12 (01:20:08):
Thanks Chuckles, Eat Sherman bread the Big Show. Brash Here
with today's topic, girls guys like it or not, we're
growing up. Unfortunately, girls are becoming a pretty big part
of the picture, and as much of a pain in
the butt as they are now I hear from reliable sources,

(01:20:31):
it only gets worse. In fact, that says a lot worse.
First of all, when talking to women, get used to
this response, huh. If you're old enough to dress yourself,
you know this is the gucks. Women don't listen, and

(01:20:52):
you only need to look as far as good old
Mom for proof. You can stand by her side for
three hours, repeating over run over that you're going to
a friend's house for dinner. She'll scream at you that
she heard you the first time, so you shrug and
wander off. When you're right it comes, she'll be the
first to ask, where do you think here of you?

(01:21:16):
Then you'll have to explain it all over again. It's
a vicious circle. But since they don't listen anyway, why
bother telling them in the first place. This way, you
can leave your schedule totally loose and something pops up,
Just grab your jacket in hit the door. Your mom

(01:21:36):
will protest, but just roll your eyes and tell her
you are ready to her. She'll get so used to
it she'll eventually just accept the fact that she's in
the wrong. Hey, it works for your old man, so
why shouldn't you share in the world. So until next time,
it's a shrimmin Pratt reminding you it's a kid's world.

Speaker 10 (01:22:01):
Rule.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
It's a big show on the radio for a few

(01:22:30):
more minutes before we get out of here and make
way for the John w'ebilly Lake Risers podcast. And sure
to get you one of them after you get you
podcasts about celebrity birthday list May twelfth. If you have
any birthday today, Happy birthday, you're sharing one with actor
Rammy Maylik. It says from Bohemian Raps.

Speaker 5 (01:22:52):
And he was any one who plays got played the
Freddy Murcery Ury and he was the bad guy in
the last James Bond movie.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
Is that right? Wow? Old rommiey skateboard star Tony Hawk
is fifty five. Wow, you think when do you have
to give up? Is there an age you should give
up the skateboard?

Speaker 5 (01:23:08):
He's still thirty?

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
Yeah, about ten years after he does he's still skating.
He's still doing sporty spice girl. Melanie Chisholm yeh, a
former Carolina Panther and Charlotte native. Well, he lives here now.
He's a native. Is where you're from there? Steve Smith anyway,
He's from California, but he's living here now, forty four

(01:23:31):
years old. Happy birthday. Smith. Mackenzie Ashton is fifty, son
of Patty Duke and John Ashen Over Original Adams, wasn't
it yeah, j miss Yeah, let's see seper Bolle. Billy
Squire seventy three.

Speaker 5 (01:23:50):
Steve Bill is seventy three. Oh gosh, how old are we?

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
Shrug? Help me up first? That is actually having one?
Music is? Stevie Winwood is seventy five years old. Hey, oh,
Buddy Kicks Brooks from Brooks and Doug Kicks is sixty
eight years old today. I ain't got no respect for him.
He made fun of my cowboy hat at his house

(01:24:18):
in Nashville.

Speaker 7 (01:24:19):
Son.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
I right this everybody I know, But I mean he's
kind of known for it.

Speaker 16 (01:24:28):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
People can pull it off. That looks not me. Emilio
Estevez is sixty one. Oh cow man? Now is that
Charlie Sheen's brother.

Speaker 5 (01:24:40):
Yes it is yes okay from the Breakfast Club his
older brother.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
Yeah okay. He was one that was once married to
Paula abdu Yes okay, I got that. He reportedly paid
a moving company seventy five thousand dollars to remove all
items that reminded her of him after the breakup. The
her of him or was it him of her who

(01:25:04):
paid the seventy five grand.

Speaker 9 (01:25:06):
It might have been in the divorce that he had
to say.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
Wow, he was.

Speaker 5 (01:25:13):
Married to Paula Abdul who paid the moving company seventy
five thousand dollars.

Speaker 9 (01:25:19):
He was married to her before Paula was Paula Abdul.

Speaker 7 (01:25:22):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
He was the main star in that grin distract. I
see what you're doing. There's no typos in there.

Speaker 5 (01:25:29):
Keep keeping going.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
It looks like mainly happy birthday to you.

Speaker 5 (01:25:33):
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By y'all, hope you have a great rest of your
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