Late Riser's Podcast for Wed 02-15-23

Late Riser's Podcast for Wed 02-15-23.  

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You have morning and you got the Big show on
the radio. Hey, howses and hawsets. That's your old pel
Gary Abucy. And I'm not working a lot over abuse,
niss Honnor working the friar over Abusi Burgers, calling Gaillard
Sartell two in the morning to sing Buddy Holly tunes.
I'm listening to my favorite fellow head injury patients John

(00:23):
every morning on the Big Show. Man. When was the
last time I had a hand up? And Adam? It

(01:07):
is Wednesday, February. We've got up. We're still working on Adam.
All right? Well, ope, everybody had a great Valentine's Day,
lot love hopefully between y'all and correct person. Mind didn't
go yet. I was like my wife and I were

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at the point where you go, you want to do
it tonight or just wait and do it some other night.
We wait till the weekend. Okay, you can owe me.
How's a better than hall sex? That's right, hall sex?
You don't know that pass each other in the halls?
Crow you else? Crow you? How long have you been

(01:53):
working here? A right? Well? This us the day after
Valentine's to day. Looking at our national days, it's not
a national day, but they do say it's Singles Awareness Day,
so well, coming off, if you're single, you're definitely thanks.

(02:13):
So so I supposed to remind us that there's nothing
wrong with being single. All right, there might be, but
there's not necessarily trying to make you feel better if
you didn't have a valatizer. I think they feel just fine. Actually,
So they have Galantine's Day for the girls before Valentine's

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Valentine's Day, and I guess today is like Schmalentine's Day, alright,
and today is National Wisconsin Day, so will salute big
show listeners in a great state of Wisconsin, the badger state,
rich and copper led forests in fertile farmland. Wisconsin became
the thirtieth state May twenty nine, eighteen forty eight. Tell

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us more, Mr Douglas Well and like teen actually goes
sixteen thirty four. French explorer Jean Nicolette or Nicolai with
the French pronunciation probably probably that too, was the first
European to reach Wisconsin while seeking a Northwest passage to China. Boy,

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he was way off like that. He took this big balloon. Oh,
Finer's National Gum Drop Day. For some reason after balance,
goody goody, All right, well we got three days in
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the way as far as three days in history. Now

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will give us our categories and then we're inching toward outbursts.
It's gonna be one of them days. This is the
best shut up. February fIF It was on this day
eight Mohammed Ali lost the world heavyweight title to Leon Speaks.
It was a fifteen round about in Las in Vegas,

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all right. Nineteen seventy nine, twenty one year old Paul
Shirley of Australia made his mark on the world record
books after he sucked a single lifesaver for a world
record four hours and forty minutes. Remember old Paul drymouth Shirley, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(05:31):
four hours and forty minutes. Well I think you could
both that mean, But couldn't you just pull that off
by you know, kind of holding it between your teeth?
You know. I don't know what world record book was
this talking about, Oh, Shirley of Australia, all right, I

(05:52):
finally was on this day eight. Monica Lewinsky's attorney, William Ginsburg,
continued his harsh criticism of Independent Council Kenneth Star for
alleged leagues of information to the news media, charging on
CNN that his client's constitutional rights were being trampled, and
then he sucked on a lifesaver for four hours. What

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are you going? There's some categories for you and one
d big shows you told free line. Come on, we'll
play Outburst next good Wednesday morning. It's a big show

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on the radio. I have video today. What is that?
Watch carefully, Maga visit to the show dot com and
right now day winning Uppers. Let's play uppers. It's the
game that anyone can win. John Boy and Billy give

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your prices from the big price being. Let's go he
contesting number one. This should really be a lot of
fun when you're playing uppers. Have a hurry up and
guest time you love the best time you have a
bit shot. Hey to Belly from Elkin, North Carolina. We

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will he that your morning, Belly to hear you there.
Hey got three pm caller. Al right, well here you
go coming in the minute. You hiking? All right, buddy,
Well let's get you through these categories. Make this a

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successful call. You ready to go in five seconds? We
need three professional boxers pastor ready boxers. Oh, George Farman,
Joe Frazier, Muhammad Ali. I've better now three hard candidates

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ready to go atomic car ball, lifsavers, jolly ranchers, good
and for the win. Three constitutional rights ready to go there,
free speech and the right to vote. Been in a

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big old rough Greene prize pack, head up, down, loking
for you, you go ahead. I will give a shout
out to Jim Staller. We used to haul proplane the
turns off South Carolina when you all used to have
prinkered and bounding on there, sometimes doing their propane song.

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That's what we hauled. Star of all right, good deal,
billy memories relived here on the big show. Right, thank you,
bloody you pag on, thank you, John boy lot the
hour top of your news day after Balantine. Who better

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to wrap up than Oliver? Almost anybody Yet we're going
with Oliver. Good morning? Is it makes you? On the radio? Wednesday,

(10:14):
February It is time for Oliver. Well, well, well, I
hope everyone had a wonderful Valentine's Day, a day filled
with love and romance and celebrating with the one who

(10:35):
makes your life worth living. Unfortunately I wasn't so lucky.
I spent it with my family. Let me preach on
it now. I try to make it a point to
never let the big girls make plans unless I'm in
the room. I know how to steer them away from

(10:56):
potential catastrophe. If things start to go so, I just
throw a handful of bite size Snickers on the table,
and the ensuing melee usually tuckers them out and they
forget what they were talking about. But while I was
away getting the Rascal service, they put their great, big
giant heads together and decided they wanted to do something

(11:19):
completely different for Valentine's Day, a romantic retreat with all
the significant others. You remember that episode of Lost in
Space where they wound up at the space Zoo. Yeah,
I was like that. Now. If if it had just
been me and the missus, I could have handled that.

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But this time the herd went along. Sister in law
brought along her current bowl, Lester. Lester is originally from
Paraguay and is, in politically correct speech, a little person.
When they stand next to each other, they look like
a zero and a decimal point. I'd say he weighs

(12:04):
about what she usually eats in appetizers. Nice enough guy,
very smart, well spoken. I'm honestly at a loss as
to what he sees in her I can only guess
that he's into some really weird stuff. I just threw
up in my mouth. Mother in law was accompanied by

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a man known only as Maximilian. He claims he has money,
but certainly kept it well hidden during the weekend. As
I understand it, he's Hungarian, very pale, and aristocratic looking.
He closely resembled Montgomery Burns from The Simpsons, but with

(12:47):
a more profound overbite. Looks like the nutcracker and a
bottle open. I had a baby a long time ago.
Mother in law is no spring chicken, but he's easily
older than her. I don't think you ever spoke during
the entire trip, although I believe I heard him per

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We went to a chalet at the Poconos. Each room
had a hot shaped bathtub, not really much use to
the girls for anything other than a foot soak. The
beds were of the rotating round variety. That way they
can put all their treats on tables all around the
bed and just reach out and snagged one when they

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passed by. I'm not sure whether men folks slept, but
I took the small couch pull out. I think Lester
slept comfortably in address a draw Maximilians slept hanging upside
down from the bar in the closet. Oh, those hungarians.

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Everything was going fine. We did the tourist thing to
a couple of discount candy emporiums. I trailed behind the
Mrs in her Rascal Lester rode in sister in law's basket,
all bundled up in a blanket like et. I kept
waiting for them to take off. Maximilian stayed indoors. He

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said he wanted to watch a movie, but I think
the purifying rays of the sun bothered him. There was
a romantic dinner that cost a pretty penny, let me
tell you, but I did manage to save a few
bucks by ordering the family style dinner for twenty. There
was an anxious moment when Lester reached for the mashed

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potatoes and got scooped up in the spoon and nearly
swallowed by sister in law. Maximilian seemed to really enjoy
the very rare roast beef. He didn't really eat it,
he just sort of sucked on it. Foreigners, Am I right?

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We all repaired to our separate rooms for the night.
I could tell that my wife was feeling frisky, but
I cut that short by putting a handful of bendrill
in her bowl of good and bloodies out like a light.
I settled in to watch TV when a scream pierced
the night. I leapt to my feet and ran outside.

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The wailing was coming from sister in law's room. I
kicked the door in and found her in a panic.
Lester was missing. I tore the room apart looking for him,
and when I stopped for a moment, I heard muffled cries.
What I found next made my blood run cold. Apparently
sister in law got up to adjust her mumu and

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Lester reach across the sofa to get the remote, and
then she sat back down. Lester was wedged between her
massive butt cheeks like a living dingleberry. I knew what
I had to do. I shoulder block the right cheek,
and with my free hand, pride the left cheek aside,
so that disheveled less to drop to the carpet like

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an angry little road apple. He jumped to his feet
and started cursing me out in his native tongue. Apparently
this was not an accident. I knew it. He's a weirdo.
I just threw up in my mouth a little again. Well,
we loaded up the next morning. Not a lot of

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eye contact. Mother in law had a hickey on the neck,
A big one. Must have been passionate at night, because
there were even a couple of little puncture mocks. Maximilian
was suddenly flushed with color and looked like he gained
twenty pounds. Oh those hungary You know what I think.

(16:44):
Next Valentine's Day, I'll celebrate alone. Nice, Oh those hungarians.

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Good Wednesday morning, got a big show on the radio,
Got that latest top ten list, dagg it bid live Well.
Just cause an idea works once doesn't mean it will
work every time you do it. Here will prove it.
Today's Big Show Top ten list. The top ten ill
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Rangers Number nine, pet Seminary number eight, The hit Man's
Wife's Bodyguards. We'd Guy number seven, Indiana Jones and the
Titanium Hip replacement. Number six Stepford wise versus Basketball Wise,

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that would have number five Alvin and the Chipmunks to
a hole in the roof and move into your attic.
Number four Magic Mike pulls a groin muscle at the
Bachelor Party. Number three, How the Grinch stole Black History Month?

(18:28):
I can't imagine what that's about. Number two, Once upon
a Time at Dollywood and the worst sequel idea of
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two thousand one day to five hundred. So we head
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I saw Junior one at three years later, oh four,
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that was it, a matter of fact, it was on
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Teddy Bear the old battle Lax can relate to like
the beer gasline blue color racing fan bear complete with

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and crackers or how about the quick blue of attendant
Bear featuring lifelike topold bell breadth, the case of Quaker
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your brother in Law's now been immortalized. We got trendy
fluid air fresheners, hot dogs, rabbit guns, paint thinner, handcuffs,
ball gags, bolt meters, been a drill, tree stands, booby traps,

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(22:00):
money than buying underwear of the Dollar Store. We still
got a truckload plump bull of this year's greatest love toy,
the four wheel drive differential Diesel Power not Nice Invader.
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of Taylor Tamer news and here's that girl, Marcy Tator Moraan. Hello, Hello,
hey first Star. Condolences go out to the back Iraq
family back. I passed away last week. He was ninety

(24:18):
four years old. Passengers home in l A. He and
of he died of natural causes and four years old.
Things songs that he had a lot of hits with
Dion work was like to singer, Yeah yeah, big piano player.
And he won six Grammys and was married four times.

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So yeah, okay, all right. A lot of people on
social media after the Grammys, we're commenting on Madonna's face. Hey,
have you watched the Grammys? I called the thousands of
sperm going around the pregnated a time show that was
the Super for Bowl. That that's not what she was

(25:01):
asking about. No, Actually that's the one that there's a
lot of football. This is the Grammy you don't want
to talk about. Well, Madonna was just saying that people
were hating on her because she's an older woman and
she's facing ageism and misogyny again, and it really did.

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What she really didn't like was when people said, Madonna,
what the hell is up when you're ahead? Yeah, she
looks like she's having an allergic reaction to something. She
looks like a very old cabin right. Really, Well, she
blamed her unusual appearance on the photographers using long lenses
during the ship that warmed her facial features, and so yeah,

(25:45):
she's like, it's you know, doesn't respect respect women over
forty five on a busk melon, I'm saying that right now.
So she's saying it's our fault. Yeah, she's like I
think she said, you know, well, you tell me I'm old,
so I try to do some things to make myself
look younger and then you pick on me about that.

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Why did you have to do that? But she's it
didn't make you look younger. I'll tell somebody else. You
should google and see what he looks like. Now it's
damn scary. And that is Simon Cowell. Really. Yeah, he
decided that he was gonna stop having work done and
undo some of the work that had been done. You know.

(26:26):
He said his kid can't look at him because he
scares him. Like now, yeah, well before before, yeah, and
now just don't do why what you gotta do that
stuff for? Just don't do it. Just age being normal,
because you can either look old or you can look
like Madonna, like a circus came to sound the bus

(26:49):
hole because you were on the radio. So there's you know,
when they came along with podcast like my excuse when
I would be when you know, the camera and SNY came.
I think once you're in the public eye like that
and there's such a forum for people to immediately make

(27:10):
a response, it puts pressure sometimes to do. Yeah, yeah,
Dolly did pretty well with with her with her Pleasure.
Dolly has gone back and forth a little bit. But
when you have cosmetic surgery, a lot of times it
takes a while for it to settle down swelling and stuff.
And I think that's what's going on with Madonna's you

(27:32):
had something a lot of stuff done recently. Little bit. Well,
you know, there's options that I read about that with
with cosmetic surgery. Either you're going to cut and you know,
and and take care of the wrinkles that way, or
you do the fillers. And the fillers it's kind of
a you know, it could go either way. It can

(27:54):
actually move the wrinkles and and kind of plump out,
or it can plump too much. It just depends once
it gets in there. That's what Simon had done, has
had all these fillers put in and decided that he
wanted to have them taken out. Once you put the
jelly in the doughnut. So I tried to find out
about Rihanna, like what's up with the guys all dressed

(28:15):
in the white hoodies? And no one was really comment
on that other than the fact that it was a
pregnancy announcement. Um. There there were naysayers saying, was it
wasn't spectacular, it was kind of boring, It wasn't you know,
she hasn't been she hasn't performed in goodness eight years
or something like that, hasn't pushed. She had a baby
in May. I was about which pregnancy we were talking about,

(28:38):
because I thought, well, I saw pictures that were pregnant
not long ago, and it turns out, you know, she's
having another one with this guy a sap Rocky. Well,
but she's not the first woman to have a you know,
nine months apart of her kids. But um, but yeah,
I was like, I was impressed with her. Show was
suspended over the air. But yeah, she had the most
viewers and a lot I'm not even pregn it. So yeah,

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they said the Super Bowl was like the third watched
Yes TV program total viewers history. The last time was
the two thousand seventeen New England Patriots come back over
the Atlanta Falcons that that was a popular one. So
I haven't so like was it? You know, did people
just not turn the channel? You know there were a
lot of people tuning in for this game, or did

(29:22):
people tune in? I don't know that, but I do
know that Mahomes was on the Jimmy Kimmel and he
said that their coach, Andy Reid, wouldn't let them watch
the show and in fact was very serious about it.
Quote he said, if you go out to watch the performance,
just keep walking because you're not gonna come back and
play in this game. So so, but you can watch

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it now. They're very smart. You can watch the replay
on Apple and all sorts of stuff. It's very smart.
How did they? I know we're running, uh, running late,
But I want to let you know that big fans
of Breaking Bad, there's an auction. Uh the worn tidy
Whitey's by Walter is a pro auction. Five thousand is

(30:04):
the starting bid for the tiny whites are These are
ones that were hanging on the tree in the last episode.
They said they're the ones that he was wearing when
he cooked up batches of meth on the Yeah, he
was always cooking up because at the beginning he's like,
you know his way, And then they showed again on
the last episode which which scene is going to get
your bid? That's what I wanted? Well are they streaky peaky?

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And my last thing to let y'all know, Um, he's back, Barney.
Barney is coming back, that the Big Purple Dinosaur has
gotten a redesign and a comprehensive revitalization and will appear.
Now the news is Rob Zombie is directed. That's not

(30:51):
good man. So it wasn't Mattel owned Mattel and they're
bringing back because they want to do a new TV
show and a bunch of merchant on YouTube? Was that
big Hill got into your subconscious when your kids were

(31:12):
watching it? All right? Thank you guys, All right, well,
thank you. Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play
a John Boyd Jeopardy review. Yesterday's question. We found out,
statistically speaking, by the time the cops arrest somebody for
doing this, they've already done it and gotten away with
it an average of six hundred eighteen times drunk driving.

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That is it? All right? Wow, that was crazy Today's
John Boyd Jeopardy. Well, they both use it, but on
the average, teenage boys use more of this personal grooming
product than teenage girls. What is axe beard and mustache wire?
What's y'all got one? Ain't hundred? Big show? You told

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free line? We played John boyd Jeopardy next Good Wednesday Morning.

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It's a big shot the radio humping through hump Day
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day tone of five hundred said, a huge package I
just found been holding on to man twenty years. If
you had been at that race, this would have been
the full souvenir package that you would have been able
to buy him. The stay. That's it. That's it, all right,
we all check it out. It's y'all there at the
Big Show dot Com. Then right now, let's play Yes Life.

(33:11):
If I cross Abody rackrre it and now a man
who he's is almost no personal grooming products because he
does almost no personal grooming. He just stay clean, smell
good boys. He's got people. Let's say hey to Steven,

(33:34):
he's out of Harvest, Alabama. Good morning, Stephen. Good we're
doing good man? All right? Thet even get that bucket
off your hands? Wrong here there? Sometimes I talk all right, buddy,
Oh god, Staven, let's see what you got you first? Up.

(33:55):
They both use it. But on the average, teenage boys
use more of this personal grooming product than teenage girls. Well,
I'm gonna change my answer because I'm looking at the
boy as your girls. The heart tall park now, So
I'm just like hair care products you said, Harry, did
I hear handcare products? Hair care products? We need we

(34:18):
need to be specific that covers a lot of them. Stephen,
you narrow it down for me. I mean, since you
googled it and all the Southern baptif I bring all you.
But I want to I guess I want to have

(34:38):
to say hair spray. Okay. So so you say hair spray? Okay.
Well let's let's let's see is it hairspray? Oh? All right, Stephen.
Well we appreciate you playing buddy. Try again anytime. Get

(35:01):
the shout out, Yes you can. I want to give
a shout out. My daughter today, her birthday and my
two specially friends who Brandon and Beth who take care
there in the weight and next step Forns who has
to day program for specially adults. All right, Stable, we
appreciate you, buddy, you have a great day. All right?

(35:24):
All right, man, you got it. Well, let's go to guy.
He is in Live Oak, Florida. Good morning, guy, Good morning,
good morning. Well goods So Stephen down, Alabama, guest hair
spray And that was not it? Guy? What are you thinking?
Teenage boys actually use more of this than teenage girls.
I think it's shampoo. Well, let's see if you're right,

(35:47):
show a shampoo. So do we know why it seems
like the young people use one bottle for everything, washing
their hair, to wash guys, do? I think? I think

(36:08):
it's Ye'll start with your head and make it all
the way down to your toes with the shampoo. Nuts.
You know what, an awful lot of people don't go
below their knees. Did you know that when you wash
below your knees shower, I kind of let it run
down there. See that don't count. It's amazing. It's like

(36:28):
seventy people don't wash. You gotta bend over. Yeah, hey,
well guy, you have big old fishing cycles price pack.
We'll get it to you down live on Florida. That bunny,
that sounds good. Can I get a quick shout out?
You go ahead, shout out to my beautiful wife. Chickadee,

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Chicken Chicken. And I also want to say, yeah, boy,
we was praying for you. Were praying for you every day. Man.
Thank you guy. We'll prescire that so much. You get better,
Thank you so much. Buddy. Will you give Chicken d
a peck on the cheek for me? I sure will
give it, buddy. Thank you. Guys, y'all, I ain't on

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here less you're bad. Catch you up on your news.
Chicken da pack. Oh that's got a top cat, so
on dug up after this three party. This is the

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working John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number
one export. It's late at night, you're fast asleep and
I shot away. Figure as are about to break into
your home, but you're protected. Yes, it's the James Brown

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home Security along the hat is working along in the
safety business designed by the godfather of home protection himself.
But James Brown alaw protects you from burgloves bandals, peeping

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cost the patent of James Brown hot pants far along.
So put the soul patrol on your key. Oh with
the James Brown home security sist you'll say, John boy

(39:12):
and dilly ladies and gentlemen, Mr James Brown. Yeah, I
don't want to tell you know. Thank god they got
to beewed that easier. But it's one they use their badges.
And in the living room morning radio done right, good

(39:56):
Wednesday morning. It's a big show on the radio. Well,
it's always honor to have our next guest visit. He's
a true legend of the silver screen. Let's welcome Alan
Swan back to the big shows. Sen please gift that
lingerie to the one known as Tata. I'm anxious to
see how it looks on a woman. How are you,

(40:19):
Mr Swan? Fine hand? For future reference, you may address
me as Sir Alan Swant. Wow. Cool, So you've been
knighted now, But if they've given that honor to that
hump Patrick Stewart, it's only a matter of time. A well,
how is your Valentine's Day spectacular? Thanks ever so for asking?

(40:40):
I met her? Have you got a minute I met her?
At a performance of The Lion King. Small talk during
the intermission led the cocktails post show and what she
said you can hakuna matatas anytime you want. I know,
romance was in the air. How did you respond? And
the dramatic way possible of course with poetry. If I may,

(41:05):
roses are red, violets are blue. Take off those clothes.
You know what to do well. You sure have a
way with words. So I've been told, usually by the police,
But the truth is I needed an assignation. The previous
weekend was a real sausage fest. Now we went to
a sausage festival. And after that, Senor Alfredo Bombicella did

(41:29):
me the honor of taking me to my first Super
Bowl Arizona. You know the greatest thing about Arizona, correct,
There's so many interesting people at large sporting events. I
only wish a few of them had attended. I w
was seated next to a peculiar chap. He made himself

(41:51):
comfortable with a lap blanket. He had a bag of
popcorn and took a thervis out of his bag, unscrewed
the lid, poured a cup of what smelled like Irish coffee,
and settled in sounds like he came prepared indeed, And
just as he got comfortable, someone several rows behind us bellowed, Hey, Steve.
The man handed me his popcorn, unscrewed the thermous lid,

(42:14):
pawed his coffee back in the thermis, screwed on the lid,
removed his lap blanket, stood up and turned around, scouring
the horizon for the person. After a moment, he gave up,
returned to his seat, replaced the lap blanket, unscrewed the
thermous lid, pawed his Irish coffee, retrieved the popcorn, and
settled in. No sooner had he done that, when a

(42:35):
familiar voice echoed from the mezzanine, Hey stave. The man
handed me his popcorn, unscrewed the thermos lid, poured his
coffee back in the thermis, screwed on the lid, removed
his blanket, stood up, and turned around, desperately scanning the
cheap seats for the person. After a moment, with a
heavy sigh, he gave up again. Returned to his seat,

(42:55):
replaced the lamp blanket, unscrewed the thermos lid, pawed the
Irish coffee, retrieved the gone and settled in five minutes
are so passed? And once again that voice echoed in
the distance. Hey Steve, the man was furious. He shoved
the popcorn bag into my hands, feverously unscrewed the thermos lid,
paulled his coffee back in the thermos, screwed on the lid,

(43:17):
tore the blanket from his lap, left to his feet,
turned on his heel, and screamed to the rafters. Hey,
damn it, my name's not Steve. How did you like
the game? I never saw a moment of it. I
was obsessed with finding the one known as Steve. And now,

(43:39):
dear friends, sadly, I am afraid I musted you. Where
are you off having lunch with Steve? I'm back any time,
Ladies and gentlemen, Alan Swan, the world's greatest doctor. I'm
not I'm a move they stop. Good morning to Big

(44:02):
Show is on the radio. Hello, fellow, good old boys,
this is your old partners. Spend your de narts and
how do they from over here in Hammerland, your Fiord, Norway?
I tell you what. When you're stuck in waxing the
family yack, there's no better way to pass the time

(44:25):
than listening to John Buy and Billy on that Big show.
I only wish the show was longer that Yack wax
and takes a while. Good Morning Makes on the radio

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Wednesday in February. They have the balance time know how
to good does that? Alice Swan on Mrs Swan on
Mad TV and the voice of Lois Griffin it was
like fifty two years old as an actress. Alex Borstein

(45:36):
mat TV, she was she wasn't one on Mad TV?
Did h so? Griffin the family Guy was? Did that
started off as a short on Man TV or somewhere
they don't know? The Simpsons was on the Tracy Almost Show.
Was where I started any years, that's right, that's that's
crazy hell SIPs it's been and the Simpsons were very

(45:58):
misshaping if you go back and look at them, if
you watched the first few things from Tracy Man, it
was they all looked like Madonna crazy. They prettied him
up over the years. Actress Jane Seymour is seventy two.
Was she medicine woman? She was? Yes, she was. She's

(46:21):
a bond girl at one time she was a bond girl. Yeah,
I got, I got, I got to see her up
close at the Cato farm a few years ago. Yeah, yeah,
she was. And I bet that's where a lot of
she was a farm, yeah version all right. Uh see

(46:43):
a younger sister to Mary Kate and Ashley Olson. That's
the Oldsen Twins, right, Uh is Elizabeth Olsen. That is Wanda,
the scarlet Witch from the Marvel movies and from One Division.
That is Wander from one Division. I never knew that
she was Olson, and she used to be the butt
of all the jokes and the Olsen Twins videos. Was

(47:07):
just don't want to eat a full meal? Was laughing. Alright,
And well this said comedian Chris Farley. He would have
been fifty nine years old. Leave that. That was a
whole deal. Like him and Belushi the same age, thirty three.
I think when they when they passed away. He was

(47:29):
so funny. Okay. Cartoonist Matt Groaning, creator of the Simpsons.
I was talking about the Simpsons. How about that man?
He is sixty nine years old today, all right, okay?
Man James Seymour, hottieh Jimmy Spencer, Yeah, Flipper, alright, a
little bit of everything today, alright, So mainly happy birthday

(47:52):
to you. Good morning, Big Shows on the radio, MAGA
After Valentine, call on our agent, check on the Secretary seal.
You know she's fragile, Lisa Valentine time. All right, we
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Hang on. You win it in minutes. As I say,
if we can get connected over the red Hot Hello Incorporated. Yeah, this'
Mr pest out. What's shaking, sweetie? What nothing? I don't know? No, No,
why would you ask? If anything? Uh? No reason? I

(48:54):
just don't asked about how you love? Life's going? You
mine this? What about Valentine's Day? What happened on Valentine's Day?
You don't know. I have no idea what you're talking about. Yeah,
that sounds just like something he'd tell you to say.
I knew he couldn't give his big mouth shut. That's
a man for you. Still, why in the world would

(49:15):
Murray tell us about your Valentine's Day? I mean, it's
not like he was there or anything. I knew it.
I knew you and Murray, Yeah, yeah, we made out.
Who are you, Frankie? And look, look it's just one
of those things. Well, how in the world did this happen? Well,

(49:35):
on Valentine's afternoon, Murray went out to lunch with some client.
Apparently they not back a bunch of martinis. Next thing,
you know who shows up back here at the office
all weepy and hammered load on me about how he
didn't have a girlfriend on Valentine's Day, and you know,
I don't have a boyfriend, and well, you know what
a fresual emotional state I'm in since since well forever.

(49:59):
So you just kind of got lost in the moment.
You know. Actually, I think he put a little bit
of prior thought into him. He came back in here
from lunch with a heart shaped cake. Kid, I love you,
Sherry on the top. Sherry, I thought your name was Lucille.
It is appairly some guy at the food Jinny Bakery
think of his word, so he put some thought into

(50:19):
him and not a lot of money. Hey, he's still murried.
I think I'm getting a picture here. He started the
sweet talk. You were putty in his hands. Well, that
bottle of peppermin snaps he had with him didn't hurt either.
But you know, I did get to see a side
of him I've never seen before. He did something very
special for me. Let me guess, held your hand, gaze

(50:40):
lovingly into your eyes. No, he held my hair when
I threw up? Did you feel weird the next day?
Actually the magic of the moment We shared a golden
memory that was worth any awkwardness we felt afterwards. Really No,
not really. And I walked to the office next day
I felt like I was go throw up. So what happened? Well?

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I walked in the office and threw up? Did he
hold your hair? Nobody? Did hold the cap? Say? He's
always thinking of you? Yeah, me and the car. Is
there a thing happening here? No? No, no, no, no,
it was a rue time thing. We talked about it.
We decided it was a big mistake. We even agreed
never to speak of it ever again, it's hard behind it.

(51:24):
Probably a good move, you know, it was really the
only way to handle it. Sounds good to me. So
is Murray an hold glad to say they put it
behind it? Okay, hello about so what's up? Nothing? Why
would anything to up? No? No? Why would you ask

(51:47):
for anything with up nothing? Why? I know she couldn't
keep a big mouth shut. That's a woman for you.
She didn't tell us. Wait now the it she did. Look,
it was just one of those things. It was all
a big mistake. Thank Jim. Murray a boss and it's subordinate.
I can get kind of steaky. Oh so she told

(52:08):
you about the peppermission. When I say steaky, I'm at
the whole boss employee thing. Oh that was never a problem.
I'm not stupid. I fired her before we started making out,
fired her next babe. I hired her back the next morning.
They said, you don't have a softer side. There's lots
of things about me. You don't know that, sale says
you guys talking it out. Decided just to pretend it

(52:30):
never happened. That's right. It's all behind us. It'll never
be brought up again. It's like it was all some
kind of a bad dream, you know, like that thing
on Dallas with body. We're moving on because otherwise hold
the line. Hey Morgan, Yeah, they're moving on. I really
need to take this when it's terat top. We're this

(52:52):
close to a deal for Chairman of the Board part two. Whoa,
I know you wouldn't want to miss out on that. See,
I knew you'd understand. Hey baby, let's do lunch thing later.
Have you a machine called my machine? Oh? I remember
you're still the one who could scratch my itch. You're
still be one and I with the switch. We're still
having fun and you're still go one. Oh, and give

(53:12):
some of that to Bobby. That's Billy? What call me? Well?
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Southern Boy Knees, Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. Well,

(59:24):
I think we're the only show to ever have an
immortal as a guest, and not just any immortal, the
world's greatest cherub. Let's welcome to the big Show, Cupid,
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farmer Haycy, they pointed out, I am the world's greatest cherub,
and I'm sure that really sticks in James Cordon's cry
Valentine's Day the busiest day of the year for you.
I've had to correct you on this before my I'm
not sati close. I don't have the luxury of work
in one bloody day a year like him or you.
I worked three six seven. Valentine's is my day off.

(01:00:09):
I mean, I've done a lot of work already right
out there, slinging arrows like Bloody Archived, creating Romance and
the No Pants Dance. I've got twenty four hours now
to call my own. Wow. Okay, so what do you do? Oh?
You know, ring out a diaper, fluff the feathers and
the wings catch up on streaming mostly have you seen

(01:00:31):
yellow Stone bloody fabulous? Well, then it's right back to work.
The next day. You know why, because people are stupid, mate.
All that maneuvering and matchmate and I do is ruined
by stupid people. What do you have any examples? How
much bleeding time do you have? Mate? I whittle it
down and I just use examples from your listening area.

(01:00:53):
Would that satisfy your simple minded bucolic curiosity? Are you
sure you're the garden love? You have a real nasty story. Oh,
I'm sorry, lad. Somebody yeah, yeah, Jackie ta, Somebody get
him an ice pack from his little hurt feelings. Moving on,
See that, mate, romance is much like a woodworking or

(01:01:15):
being a professional dart player. It takes skill. Now, taking
your lady out for an elegant Italian gelato is romantic.
Taking it to a skinhead rarely afterwards is not. See
what I'm saying. Buying us some provocative linger ee at
Vicki's sigarette is very romantic. Following it up with a
twelve pack of Ne're spoils the jest Harry's situation, for sure.

(01:01:42):
Look he's a little comedian. Now, that's not that would
have been helpful forty years ago. I'm sure you're spent
from the effort. Now some relaxing our soldier on from here.
You don't here listen to this one. Take her out
to a favorite seafood buffet, and just as she digging
into a sevent plate, had to that gift membership to
Jenny Craig, way to spoil the mood. She always want

(01:02:05):
to see a big name comedian in concerts. So what
do you do? You're taking to see Paula Poundstone? Ouch? Indeed, mate,
ouch indeed, but not as bad as treating up to
a gourmet Winnie roast and a view and a broke
back map. Got to bring up questions, lads. Or you're
taking to New York to see a show, except the
show you take it is a free tapment of Maury.

(01:02:28):
Other examples are Chinese take out and a Hope pregnancy
test or my personal favorite couples therapy. Wow, well, you're
not to be a real clueless jerk to give the
woman you love some as poorly found out as those. Bingo,
we're on the same page, mate, There's just one problem
was that three of those were yours? Spoken like a
true knob. Your By the way, how was broke back mapp?

(01:02:52):
See what I did there? I see what I did. No,
you did well. I think I've made more woint. But
here it is again. When it comes to showing the
one you fancy how much you ca't, don't be stupid,
or if you don't know what stupid is, asked someone
who isn't, or something like that. I don't know. We'll
look at the time. I must win my way into

(01:03:12):
the heavens until once again i'm cold upon to show
the world how to love or something like that. Stupid
rhymes with cupid. Good morning, this big show on the radio.
M I never forget the first time I met young

(01:03:36):
boy and Billy. Young boy carrying Billy around, wrapped up
in a little towel, lead megan sound and they like
a cat, weren't no bigger in the squirrel. Yon boy
wanted me to bury him out back under that rock.
He kept crawling out of that towel a while. Let

(01:04:00):
him go. He crawled off. Summers Don Boy, don't carr
him around in a town no more. Got a little
basket for him, little feller, Little Feller, Good morning, This

(01:04:51):
makes sean radio for your Wednesday. If I wear fifteen
and then towards the day, Town of five hundred this Sunday,
No No Joe kind of feel like a super Bowl
kind of kind of marks the end of winter. And then,
like you know, with the Dayton of five, means this
supposed to be warm weather from here on, even though

(01:05:12):
it's like Men February always man and the National Wild
Turkey Federation Convention and Sports Show signals Turkey season right
around the corner. That is happening this weekend. Will We're

(01:05:35):
kicking off tomorrow the gay Lord Opera, Land Resort and
Convention Center in Nashville. I have a question, it's my
it's my line. Yes, gee, John Boy, have you ever
got a turkey buddy? You should ask as yef. I'm
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(01:05:59):
He he's Florida, the Osceola, and of course Texas the
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a really big truck. You've done about everything. Tell us more, Grandpa. Uh, Well,
go ask, cause he's gonna be at the Wild Turkey

(01:06:19):
Federation Convention, Stirling the Massy Old. He'll be happy to
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Hang on play board in minutes. But right now from
the deskment news what to watch? Here's Marcy Hey there
weekend box office reviews. We told you last week that
Warner Brothers had a new one on their schedule called
untitled event movie. It's like a mystery or yeah, it

(01:07:25):
was like insert title here, and our best guess was
that it was the new Magic Mike' sequel, and we
nailed it. Magic Mike The Final Dance popped up on
Friday and finished number one for the week, so came
in first place. A lot of ladies like that. Why
do you think their deal was? Why did they do
it like that, I have I've never seen that before.

(01:07:46):
I don't have any idea because normally they will have that,
you know, way out for in the future. But by
the time it gets to the week that the movie
is coming out, especially a movie like that, they've already
worn you out about it the same and they want
to trick into seeing it. But I guess it's very
popular anyway. Maybe they have a Tater and she's supposed
to fill in the place and checked out somehow, and

(01:08:13):
then it was like whoa uber one Just like Tater,
that girl would have stood up in front of the
board and go, look, this is brilliant. I meant to
do it. Yeah, I see what I did there. Coming
in second or staying in second place was Avatar The
Way of Water Water. The anniversary re release of Titanic

(01:08:34):
was third place. A D for Brady dropped a fourth place,
and the suspense thriller Knock at the Cabin took a
serious step from first place to fifth place. All right,
let's look at what's coming to theaters this weekend. Aunt
Man and the Wasp, Quantumania. All right, mar mar h
A lot of plugs for that. In the Super Bowl,

(01:08:55):
A lot of commercials. Well, Marvel strikes again with their
insects sized here played by Paul Rudd. This movie kicks
off what Marvel Studios is calling their Phase five series
of movies and features and appearance by Kang, the new
major bad guy for the next few movies. Marlow also

(01:09:17):
comes out this weekend, a gritty detective story set nineteen
thirty nine, based on the best selling book series by
Raymond Chandler. Liam Neeson stars as Philip Marlowe, a private
detective hired to find the ex boyfriend of a glamorous heiress.
All right, I bet he's got a very special I
think everybody talks like this. Yeah, yeah, And I'm okay.

(01:09:40):
You're gonna think I'm making this last one up, but
I promise I'm not. Okay. Winnie the Poo Blood and Honey,
Blood and Honey, And here's the actual plot description direct
from the movie studio. Winnie the Pooh and as Buddy
Piglett go on a murderous rampage after Christopher Robin abandons
them to go off to college. Wait a minute, is

(01:10:01):
this that same press agent unnamed movie? Now there's your
date night movie for right, And you think this should
be the weirdest movie of the year for exactly one week,
we predict because coming next Friday, it's Cocaine Bear. Cocaine Bear.
I saw the first last night. It's based on the

(01:10:23):
true story of a bear who went wild after getting
into a statue of cocaine. So it's exactly what you
think it is. I don't think I need to see it,
so I'll have more info for you later. Same Thrilling Time,
Same thrilling Station. They really that's it, jeez. I thought

(01:10:44):
that would be a great, big ending. Usually with periods,
I did, Same Thrilling Time, Same Thrilling Station. A good job.
I should have typed that in there. Alright, Well, let's
get us a winner. Let's play wordy word. Here we go,
one big show you told free line. Also click that
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be taking a classic bier requests on the wall and minutes.
Right now, let's done. Everybody's head about the bed a
wordy word. Let's be to contestants. It's a hubby and

(01:11:58):
a wife from four ballot Georgia. All right, love when
the spouses go at it. We got Michael and Christie.
Good morning, Christie, morning by morning, Hey, good morning, Michael.
Go for it, bro. Somebody's got a dog, Yeah, a

(01:12:21):
stupid dog. So who's a who's a dog in the
room with? That's what's Christie? Guy? Christie, you and your
dog are gonna be on team Tater and Randy and
Michael on the John boy and biller side. All right, well,

(01:12:42):
let's do two rounds, y'all. This has some fun with Christie.
You relax. Me and Michael gonna go for the first
thirty second. Can I just is it a boy dog
or a girl dogg girl dogs? Alright? Bitches? You know
you were and you alright? Michael? Are you ready? I'm ready,

(01:13:04):
bro always. But let's see what we can do starting
the clock. Now, you pick these up on the beach. Yeah,
rhymes with it. You blank with your nose? What do
you do with your nose? Yeah? Rhymes with it? A
blank phone rhyme rhymes with it? Ring that No, it's

(01:13:32):
just the were rhyming. Okay, we're still rhyming. Blank me
a secret? Well yeah, the boy all right, yeah, I
realized with something cynicis put together, you're gonna go to
run through like that. Wait for the five on the board,
by good job. I always love to pauses because it's
almost like they think it's gonna be a much harder word.

(01:13:53):
They're like, Okay, let's see what Christy and take can
do here on round one. Alright, Christine, are you ready
all right and go get your water out of this
hole out of well, yes, all right, not rhyming anymore.

(01:14:16):
This is a like lettuce, but they make cole slaw
out of it though. Yep, you put your gun in
your side blank. Okay, you you have you have your
in a blank jam at five o'clock. Yep. You do
this to water when you heat it up. You want
to get it to h and you doctor listen to you. Right, well,

(01:14:42):
y'all put a five on the board and tie up. Shot. Alight,
here we're going around two. Michael, you're up with Billy.
Are you ready and go? Doctor listens to your heart
with this his ears. There you go. You scratch and

(01:15:03):
win when you're playing the what the state. Let's see this.
It's concrete and it's right beside the road. It's what
stay on the it's it's right, but you you you
stroll down the street on it. Yeah. The head of

(01:15:26):
the Catholic Church is the four on that five a
total of nine for Michael, So Christie and Randy. Four
will tie and force over time five will win. You ready, Christie,
I'm ready, okay, and go these go on your feet

(01:15:50):
before your shoes. Yeah, okay. This is a crustacean that
lives in the ocean has pinchers. They're very expensive. Ye
uh oh, you can't go in there. That's a room
that's only intended for from you know, it's a it's
a yeah. Oh. This was the guy that would come

(01:16:12):
when you go, he wrote, And Lord Ranger put a
four on the board that tied it all. We go. Alright,

(01:16:33):
we had us over time game, yes, I believe it was.
So let's swie it up a little bit of the
first thirty. It'll be Michael and Billy all right, day
for the extra thirty. Alright, ready, bigel and go to
bug that eats the wood in your house. Clam yep.
The opposite of tall Islam. Yep. Kentucky Fried Chicken is

(01:16:59):
very what good you can get it. You can get
it extra regular or extra Yeah, alright, this is where
you're studying what happened in the past in school in
this class. Yep. The guy that plays a percussion in
the band is the Oh I don't know. I will

(01:17:24):
put a four on the board, so force go right there.
So now Christy and Randy, four will force double over time.
Five will win it. Alright, Christie, are you ready? Alright?
Picking up on that last one? Go Christmas song, Little
blank boy. All right, these are two individuals that look

(01:17:48):
identical to one another. Yes, this is what the part
of the gun you have to pull to make it fire.
And this is where you go to mail a letter
or stamps. Yes, tied up. NASCAR has one of these
every weekend. It's a big one. You know. We didn't

(01:18:17):
have the best connection with either one of them. Did
you notice we could understand their answer is a lot
better when it was going on our team here. Yeah,
that's it, all right, Well, we appreciate y'all playing. And
Chris did the wife beats the hobby here in the

(01:18:37):
spouse by the they're good work down Fort Valley, all
we appreciate you. Yeah, I wanted to say I won't
anyway because I have my wife and that's all that matters.
Did you forget Valentine's yesterday? Of course I gotta talking

(01:19:06):
part number all right you guys, christ a good look, Christie,
you hang on baby. Good morning, got the big show
on the radio, and it's time for the classic bit requests.
Well this came from the show earlier this morning, our
Outbursts first contest in the morning winter at b Billy

(01:19:28):
out of Elkin, North Carolina, and he said that propane
hauler was him and his bud with pinker and Bowden's
singing a long and propane song. Okay, so nice writing there.
It makes sense in my head. I was like, this
is this is a classic bit for Billy stop. Yeah,

(01:19:50):
I got you. I got agin to remember it was
like four hours ago. U was the Remember it does
kind of covered that good work here alright. So Billy
out of el Can your request is coming up next.

(01:20:28):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio, Classic
big requests on my Outburst winner from early this morning,
there'd be Billy out of Elkin, North Carolina, him and
his gas Houlding Buddies sing along with this, and PingER
and Bowden. We'll send it out all the propane haulers
these days, the big show on the radio. Oh boy,

(01:21:07):
if you want get warm when you're down on the farm, profane,
if you didn't devon the sticks and you're any cone
and sticks propane, it's so high, so i, it's so

(01:21:28):
i propine. When your grandma gets old, you can't let
her get coked. Profane. When your cousin she's hot, but
your fingers are not profane. It's so high, it's so high.

(01:21:54):
It's so high ropain. When your paints out the gas

(01:22:30):
and you're freezing your ass, profane. When you think that
just top here comes out over we truck. Profane. It's
so high. It's so high. It's so high, ropraine. It's

(01:22:55):
your eye, it's so high. And so a good morning.

(01:23:35):
Let's make Shawn Radio here. Just a few more minutes
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(01:24:00):
big show dot com here Well, say a happy birthday
to old buddy Jimmy Spencer, old NASCAR driver. Jimmy Spencer
is sixty six years old day. That's your old dancing partner.
And now that was Dick Trickle was my dancing partner
in Martinsville, Virginia. Is the Dutch and dance floor. Never
forget that Jimmie. We called him Flippers flipper race car,

(01:24:28):
and I flipped him the bird when me and Billy
was it was Grand Marshals for the final race of
Aaron north Weeks borrow. Remember that Jimmy and that no waymen,
I got it back when he flipped me the bird.
Remember him giving you the favor because I happened to
be right in front of his car when we were
saying start your engines. So I said, gentlemen, and Jimmy
Spencer start your engines. Look around at him, and then

(01:24:51):
number one said, yeah about it, number one. Anyway, good memories, Jimmy,
happy birthday, and such a well told story. Let me
go back and try in. It was a cloudy day
in the MOUs of North cal and I let's make
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(01:25:35):
at it on tomorrow. We love you and we made
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