March 4, 2024 • 37 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Spring is right around the corner and JD’s is gearing up with a Spring Sale.. - Not to be outdone.. - Tacky Jackie’s launches her annual St. Patrick’s Day Sale… - Porky Pig and Elmer Fudd join up for a remastered classic, “To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before… - and as long as we’re in the cartoon section of our archives, we’ll pull out a few others for you.. - and we’ll finish up today with Goober’s story about a golf ball with GPS tracking..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hangout all right, listen to you, morg It's time to
button your yaps. Say, I'm trying to listen to these
two clowns, John boyn Belly on the Big Show. Yeah,
the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big. It's enormous.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hey, he's adorable, gotting.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Do the dow.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I've been at him. It is a big show on
the radio for March Monday. I'm not looking tool in
here for Monday morning. Everybody speak for yourself. No, I
was speaking of the whole room.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
How dare you come in here? On Schipper.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It's gonna be fun. It's like a cartoon Monday. It's
gonna work out. Okay, we found uh, well, just hang on.
Porky Pig and Elmer Fudd two great tastes that tastes
great together. You'll find out later if that's a little tea.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
No worry.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Tator will not be doing these porky Pigs. She has
been working on it. And that's as good as you've gotten.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
And that's as good as Yes, I heard that somewhere.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Let's say here is March the fourth will be spring
this month, John Boy will have another birthday. We make
it to the twenty eighth. Today is National Sun's Day,
all right, Joe your son? Hey, Marching Music Day?
Speaker 7 (02:03):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Music to march too. Well, y'all saw my workout video
that I'm working and working on my prototype.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
So got a high stepping in that.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You are so lucky we don't have video of the
day marching.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
I think you should join TikTok in the post that
there starting to trail.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I might let you do that, might let you do
that National hugger GEI day.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
We're covering some great bases and great military bos here
from Fanville, North Carolina, Jacksonville, North Carolina, North Carolina, one
of our home state, one of the great states in
the Uniteds. I wasn't gonna give a big space for y'all,
know what I mean. Hugg a g I And it's
National pound Cake Day. Oh man, I miss my mama's
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pound cake. A lot of things your wife ain't never
gonna do as good as your mama.
Speaker 8 (02:58):
Ain't be sure to mention that tour.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I thanks you already know you probably have mentioned that
pound cake.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
See you bringing that up?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I diea.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
We got three dates in history we'll get those out
to you and set up the categories and get the
first prize pack, cause we're gonna get a week's worth
of the winning beginning Big Shows on the radio. Good morning,
Big Shows on the radio. My first prize pack of
the day, a Southernees Variety pack. That'd be some look
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twenty five percent off your first order. You don't notice
your thanks. No, that's our three dates in history where
we've got our categories. Right now is where you think
along with us. It was March fourth, nineteen oh two
the American Automobile Association AAA was founded in Chicago. Those
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old guy said he was he was drinking. He's tired.
He wanted to get off alcohol, so he went to AAM.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
No, that's a different no. That's the twelve Steps program.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
This is the Auto Club.
Speaker 9 (04:33):
This is the people that will leave you on the
side of the road for three, four or five hours
waiting for a record.
Speaker 8 (04:38):
I know this from personal experience.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
That it Well, never mind about my drunk store. Let's
move up to nineteen fifty Walt Disney's Cinderella premiered. In
the Disney adaptation, she wore glass slippers, when in the
original stories she wore fur slippers. All right, yeah, glass
never made What sense? Did they work out for you?
Speaker 8 (05:03):
Some of my favorite shoots are made of class.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Finally, on this date, in nineteen seventy seven, Speckle, the
goose of Goshen, Ohio laid history's heaviest goose egg. Well,
how do you know it's history's heaviest gooseig? Well look
at it, man, It weighed twenty four ounces. That's one
and a half pounds, twice as much as the average
gooseg case you're wondering about.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
That, There you go.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
It looks like three categories there one eight hundred Big shows.
You told free line, Come on, play out birds next,
(06:02):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Run
onto your Monday, March fourth, Today's feature track from The
Big Show bid Box, Reverend Sincere and Goobert with a
GPS golf ball. Search for keyword GPS. Hit the big
Box at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Upburst.
Speaker 10 (06:25):
Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
It's the game that anyone can win. John Boyd and
Billy we give.
Speaker 11 (06:32):
The prizes from the Big Prize.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
B Let's go me contested number one.
Speaker 11 (06:39):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Upburst. Have a hurry up and guest, time you
love the best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Let's say he Larry from Cleveland, ten U say we
have Larry. Good morning, Larry, Good morning morning, buddy. Come
on in here. You ready to win this Southern East
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Variety pack. Give me something to look forward to after
a hard day's work. Okay, I'm promising a lot of that.
All right, well there, let's get you going here buddy.
In five seconds, give us three services provided by Triple A.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Ready tell your bad change your fire, maam.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
All right now, Larry, we need three kinds of shoes
ready to.
Speaker 12 (07:43):
Go, sneakers, high heels, and have slippers.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Slippers die and for the wind. Three animals and lay
eggs ready to go, chicken and dirt.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
And there you are.
Speaker 13 (08:05):
I am making the sound of the rooster to bid
you good morning the French base waking up with John
Boy and Billie on the big show.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Work for me to good work now, Martie, you got
the big old prize pack. We'll get it to you
over Cleveland. Okay, thank you, You're welcome. That's your palse gets.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
You up on your news.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
All right, Good March, every month of scream.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Coming on here on the nineteenth this month, what's going on?
(09:20):
Good morning, that's a big showing the radio. Fifteen days
to spring is get a head start? How many friends?
Speaker 14 (09:29):
While spring has done sprung up on us quicker than
a quite unexpected case of an STD, and with weather
getting warmer, it's time to start thinking about getting back
out in the great outdoors and trying to hide from
the law on your less than legal backwoods activities. That's
why rights here at JD's twenty four hour drive through
Pont and Gunnao Parts Pharmaceutical, Adult Gift back and Tackle
Discount cigarette outlet has you in mind for the steamy
hot months ahead. That's right, friends, it's the JDS. HiT's
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gonna get a hot sun and we need some junk
sailo rama safe time. Getting you yard took care of
with JD's on new fourteen hundred horsepower seventeen need beer.
You're empowered three hundred and sixty degree lawn more it
it's you drass cut up for four hundred acres and
less time than it takes Baracko Bamer to apologize for
a racist pastor.
Speaker 13 (10:08):
I wasn't in church during those serments phantasy said, and
the way you said that I think are offensive.
Speaker 14 (10:13):
Now, if in that don't leave more time for drinking
and fishing on the weekends and we'll I'll vote for Hillary.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, like I'd actually do that. We got blue raised
toe chains, break roaders.
Speaker 14 (10:22):
Santag hog collars, g strings, spinner baits, bedliners, bail bonds, densery,
blue Marlboroughs, and more naked Lady silver mud flaps than
a truck stop in Iowa. Spends yours bringing summer with
JD's on new backyard handic accessory kid featuring a tequila
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of your choice, fully protected from rain damage from our
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we're more innovative than an MIT math student. We got
trail mixed boxer shorts, training, fluid pepto subwoofers k why
dirty Bucks beer kegs in the largest assortment of Walker
Texas Ranger posters east of the Mississippi River. Limit to
per customer. Please, I've got plans this weekend, and with
all the warm web.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
They're coming up.
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Summer get Away Contest. Register at any location for a
fun field week in North Wilkesboro, North Carolina, where you
and a toothless girl your dreams can sit back and
watch the grass goow through the pavement of one of
NASCAR's most famous discontinued tracks.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
It'll be more fun than watching a fat girl on.
Speaker 10 (11:16):
A reality show. All right, Now, that does it. We're
going back to watching TNA or Astler.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
So what are you waiting for?
Speaker 14 (11:23):
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and Tackle discount cigarette outlet and get a free eighteen
pack of ice beer just for filling out our survey
on there ain't nobody to vote.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
For for president this year.
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Interstate forty next to Big Willie's House, a deer jerky
and nylon panty hose museum. Kids under fourteen, Free do
it today.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
J D's j D's What a Southern Boys. Good morning.
(12:17):
It's a big show on the radio. Something else happening
here in March, not too far away. I'd be Saint
Patrick's Day Arty celebrating a tacky Jackie. We'll hear all
about that about twenty minutes right now. Action.
Speaker 9 (12:34):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode The
Astrology Doctor. As our story opens, Frank Feesley is in
his doctor's office for a routine checkup.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
Well, give order there, mister Feesley, I have doctor Messika.
What branks you in today?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Of the honest doc? I really don't know why I'm here.
I feel fine, okay, I see, I see.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
So you're just in for a routine check.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, that's all I mean. I guess that's all.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Okay, no problem, Just relaxed, laid back and tell me
what's going on while I collect your vitals.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Okay, Well, I feel kind of silly, but be honest, doc,
I'm here because of my wife, you say, she's been
really obsessed with astrology lately.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Oh astrology. Yeah, take a deep breath in, hold it
and next hair.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, you know, horstcove zodiac science, how the planets were
lined up when you were born, you know, nonsense like that.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
I see. Well, you know some people can get obsessed
with that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, got it. So anyway, last week my wife went
to see this astrology lady. Right, long story short. She
told my wife my life was in mortal danger and
if somewhat done, I'll be dead in two weeks.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Oh my my goodness, that is terrible. Go ahead now
and just roll over for men.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Oh there you go.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Oh they're nice.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
So anyway, she's been nagging me. What sort are you there?
She been nagging me NonStop to go to a doctor
before it's too late, and you know.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Out sorry, sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
That's all right, that's all anyways. Like I was saying,
I feel fine. I just came here to get her
off my back. So what you say, doc? Can I
tell her you said I was going to live a
long and happy life.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Truth is mister Feasley, Uh, somehow I don't don't think
it's this case, but uh, Burkery is iduratus right now.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
You mean you believe in that astrology nonsense too.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
No, my thermometer just broke.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Come over.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
You know you didn't have to.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Get all the way undressed back when I said outs properly.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
Tune in again next time you've done okay, tune in
again next time when we'll hear the inspector from the
Poison Control.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Say, hey, meg Man, let me hold a dollar your Yeah, God, morning,
a big show is on your radio.
Speaker 7 (15:10):
I'll tell you I never seen anything like it in
my life. The sun's belly up. There's full everywhere, flying
through the air, rock bits and bulls and hands. People
eat them with their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
It's unbelievable. With the spreads, you can't imagine ribs and
chicken and biscuits.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
And whole pigs and a great big sticky. That's what
it's like at the.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
Junt Boy of Bully Pig Show. It's a buffet from
start to finish. There should be a cover charge.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
I'll tell you. The only thing missing napkins. I guess
that's what your shirt is for you fainted like cleaning
bill on my head. You canna eat that.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Good Monday morning, there's a Big Show on the radio.
Appreciate you kicking your work week off with us. Right,
Let's take care of some business.
Speaker 15 (16:23):
Attention sales professionals. Business Max is coming to town this weekend.
Business Max is an intensive three day seminar featuring noted
business consultant John Boy from The Big Show. Come on
out this weekend and here John Boy's insight on quality control.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Doing something halfway is always an option. It takes a
lot less time and most people won't notice until it's
too late.
Speaker 10 (16:48):
Responsibility.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
It hurts to admit you've made mistakes, but when they're
big enough to pain, only lasts a second.
Speaker 10 (16:58):
Finding your niche.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
If you can't learn to enjoy doing something, well, learn
how to enjoy doing it.
Speaker 10 (17:05):
Batter problem solving.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to
fire all the unhappy people commitment. Hard work pays off eventually,
but laziness pays off.
Speaker 10 (17:21):
Now give your business the business.
Speaker 15 (17:24):
Attend John Boys Business Max two thousand and four this
Thursday through Saturday in the Family Life Activity Center at
the sort of Joshua Independent Full of Gospel Pentecostal Assembly
just off State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
And remember, the harder you try, the dumber you look.
Speaker 10 (17:41):
Back there, businessmch take your business, come up back.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Good morning, got the big sh on the radio. Coming up.
We played John Boy Jevity always go. Do we go
the winner today? You can win a Southern Eest variety.
Pucks is about family time and honest day's work and
living for the small moments like the full spectrum sweet
tasting Southerneast Bourbon flavored gummies. Must be twenty one to win.
Go to Southerneast dot com look for their link at
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and play for it in minutes, or to Saint Patrick's
Day around the corner. We'll check it out top.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Of the morning.
Speaker 16 (18:24):
To you friends and neighbors. You're old pel Bertford here
with a big announcement.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Bigger than that.
Speaker 16 (18:36):
It's gotta be even bigger because we're getting ready to
tell you all about the first annual tachy Jackies close
for hose Saint Patrick's Day sale.
Speaker 10 (18:50):
That's more like it.
Speaker 16 (18:52):
Yes, folks, Tachie Jackies is about to shamrock your world
with these amazing deals. The other Galway hookers on your
street corner make grieve us a dollar when they see
how iris your skeezer is looking. Holler faith and Begora.
It's time to spruce up your aura this Saint's Day
only at Tacky Jackie's Close for Hose. If these deals
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leave you tickled shirtless, have no fear, no need to
walk around erin go brawlis with our stupendous deals in
the lingerie department.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Have your mellets upgraded?
Speaker 16 (19:26):
Not sure about your size during Tacky Jackie's Incredible Saint
Patrick's Day Sale, Come on down for free customized bust
treasuring courtesy of TV preacher Father shag O'Shaughnessy of our
Lady of Hooter's School for Reform strippers at Topless Maid Service, Woo.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Hands are shaken, ooh sorsy.
Speaker 16 (19:47):
And it doesn't stop there. Has your weave unwove? Have
your locks run out of luck? Has your hair come
to the point for your dude, just don't anymore? No
down to Tacky Jackies Close pro Hose this Friday and Saturday.
Hend me legendary Irish wigmaker Miles Old Mullets.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
You'll dance a jig with a brand new wig.
Speaker 10 (20:10):
From Tacky Jackies are beautiful, Still clinging to.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
A few extra pounds you gained over the holidays.
Speaker 16 (20:17):
Will It's time to turned Saint Patti's Day into Saint
Patty's Day Our plus size the import fashions from across
the Pond come in every shade of green you've ever seen.
We've got lima bean, lime, green, forest, green, dollar, green, seasick, green,
soil and green, gang green, green bean, green, arrow, green, lantern, green, hornet, green, Goblin, Greek, kazoo, garden,
p Kerbitt the Frog, Incredible Holk, slightly off Grinch, green
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hill Billy, tooth, green Kryptonite, Shrek and a kid's favorite
sinus infection Lookie. Another winner and celebrities we got them.
Saturday Only. Kitty Show host mister Nikitchee, the Scabby Leprechaun
will be on head autographic scale, as for All the Kiddy.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Wild Day Last.
Speaker 16 (21:07):
Show and from the hit movie The Green Miles Old
Wild Billy himself will be in the dunking booth.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
What you looking at? You laugh? Noodle Kiss Mike.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
And a special attraction just added for Friday evening.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Thank god it's.
Speaker 16 (21:30):
Three patients from doctor Bunco's kidney Clinic will be chugging
gallons of green beer courtesy of Spastic Larry's Liquor Barn
and Reptile Farm. Whoever passes his blarney stone first wins.
Place your bet and don't get wet. Another winner getting
on the fund this weekend at Techy Jackie's Close for hose,
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Big Big Saint Patrick's day sales.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Check out our new locations.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Take pat McGrain Bulevard. Three mouse to the Willie Tucker
Parkway at the third light. Take her right at Dublin
Down's dog Track. Look for Thicky the town Trunk.
Speaker 16 (22:08):
Give him a dollar and he'll point you to the
secret entrance to the Big Saint Patrick's. They sail at
Tacky Jackie's Clothes for Hose. This is your old Pelbert
Fern saying I'll see you there.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Oh yes, it's gonna be bigger than ever this year.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Stupid.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
All right, let's play John Boyjepardy. All let's just jump
right in here for the Southern Ewast variety packed. Well,
maybe you hunters know this already I'm one and I don't.
Scientists who study these animals have shown that they have
act since Oh what is the condor? Hey, my buddy,
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condor is human? What y'all got one? Ain't hundred? Big
show you told free line? We played John boy Jepity. Next,
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Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. We're
gonna do your Monday. Today's feature track from the Big Show,
Big Box. Reverend since here and Goubert the GPS golf
ball seers for keyword GPS hit the Big Box at
the Big Show dot com. And right now let's play
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Yes's live across America.
Speaker 9 (23:51):
It's John Boyd Japany and now a man who bought
a golf ball that would automatically go in the hole
when it got within four inches.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Boy does he regret putting it in his back pocket?
He needs a shotting boy? I say, Hey, James had
a great cord in South Carolina. Good morning, James, Good morning,
John boy Hey what welcome ah, James, you got the
first shot at the John Boyd Jebity this morning. Maybe
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you hunters know this already, but scientists who study these
animals have shown that they have accents. What do you
think James, I'm gonna have to take a guess and
say squirrels. Okay, well let's see. Is it squirrels?
Speaker 16 (24:45):
Man?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
I used to used to do it, be able to
talk like a squirrel up against my my tooth and
my cheek put the tooths. God, no, no, keep going.
You would just do what I think automatically, but would
do it well, James. We appreciate you playing, buddy. You
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have a great day. Can I give a shout out?
Of course you can take a shout out to my children, Raven, Drake, Jays, Ansley,
Willow and Emress.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Holy cow.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Oh right, man, good work now, Joe James, all right,
I just writing that down. Yeah, I have a good day.
Thank you, buddy, appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
All right.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Let's say we got Jess over in Evansville, Indiana. Good morning, Jess, Hey,
good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 12 (25:37):
How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Hey, buddy, We're all good, so Jes, squirrels already been guess, No,
not squirrels, what what animals? I'll give you a hint.
One of james kids name is some clothing that you
wear to haunt this animal. If you're paying attention, James
has a wild names for us kids. Didn't it. Good
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luck I missed that. Okay. Anyway, all right, Jess, Well, well,
well let's hear your your guess on John Boy Jeffarty
this morning.
Speaker 12 (26:09):
I'm gonna have to say, I believe it's ducks.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
So you actually believe that ducks have different accents? Well,
let's see, yes, you are right, it's ducks. Study concluded
that the geographical location affects the way a duck quacks.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Wow about that you have different what I want to say,
duck calls?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, yeah, that's good, Tay. And that was since your
little little And by the way, James kid Drake one
of his kids' names was a Drake. If y'all noticed
some shirts that I wear in here, okay, Drake? All right,
So Jest, you didn't need that hint, you want it
on your own. You got the Southern East Riiety pack
headed over to Evansville.
Speaker 15 (26:57):
I well, thank you.
Speaker 12 (26:58):
Can I get some shout outs here today? I want
to take a shout out to my dad and brother
Chuck and Alex. They work over at a Master dealership.
They listen to the show every morning, as well as
the fine guys I work with over at Silver Creek
Transportation We're a trucking company out of Henderson, Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Oh Man, proud to have you all truckers. Listen to
truck and Company. That is awesome. And uh yeah, give
a shout out to you Masa Dealership. Your brother works out.
We'll plug him right here.
Speaker 12 (27:25):
It's uh loof use MASDA Evansville, Indiana.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
There you go, Buddy, jes you hang on jacket, hook
you up?
Speaker 12 (27:32):
All right?
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
John Boy, all right, we're gonna jump out. Cut you
up on your news time capsule. Right on the other side.
Lost tune from Porky and Elmer. We'll find it.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Let me join him at it.
Speaker 16 (28:17):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
John Boy hellead Max here?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
How you doing? Isaiah? You mad your days?
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Skippy, I'm mad, I'm maddern Michelle Obamada, Patitzay sample say hell,
I'm mad. Five boys, listen, I got our story of
the week. Washington strites another blow against hurtfull stereotypes. The
words mother and father will be removed from the US
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passport applications and replaced with gender neutral terminology. Oh yeah,
this can't miss. According to a pen head who works
for the state department. The words in the old form
were mother and father. They will now be called parent
one and parent two. May I just say, good work
(29:23):
State departments, y'all are really earning your money this month.
These improvements are being made to provide a gender neutral
description of a child's parents and recognition of different types
of families a right. First of all, they're not improvements.
Second of all, my big old book in case you're wondering,
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says here the decision to remove the traditional parenting names
was not an act of political correctness. That right, and
what would you call it? Genius? Let's hear from Jim
Jennifer Krasler, the director of the Family Equality Council. She
shares a little story about the day she and her
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female partner got passport for her twin sons. He so,
it's not about political correctness, but the first person they
talk to is gay. Coincidence Anyway, this gal says, even
though my partner was their legal mother and had adopted
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them after I gave birth to them, she still had
to put her name in the father field. That is
both discriminatory and makes us feel like second class citizens. Well,
bless y'all's calls. Maybe you could write a children's book
about it. You could call it Heather has two passports.
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If you're wondering why this country is going through, it
might because we're paying people to work on stuff like that.
And wait there and genius, if you gave birth to them,
that would make you the mother. In case none of
y'all spend any time in the fourth grade, every person
that's ever been born had a mother that was a
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woman and a father that was a man. That ain't
a hurtful stereotype. It's basic sign. Daddy might have done
his part with help from a turkey basis, but he
was definitely in on it at something. Well, yeah, but
mother and father makes some people feel less included. Kay,
(31:33):
a past born is good for ten years. If you
can't take getting your feelings hurt at least once a decade,
maybe you ain't ready and traveling parent wanting parent do
how bad is this idea? And hey, how do they
decide who gets to be wanting? Who gets to be two?
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I can see him arguing at the airport already. Also,
your parent want, I think not? Hey, all you do
is sit around watching the Bravo child last day. I'm
out there in the real world dressing dummies up for
the front window. Amazing. In other words, girlfriend, I'm parent
won Yeah, yeah, hey't sm and Louise, y'all have you
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a little hissy at home. I'm trying to get groups
so I can get on the plane and take each.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Nerve wracking kits.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Now, shut out, shut up, and quit running. My lord,
John Boy, y'all have a nice.
Speaker 10 (32:30):
Day, John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Uh yeah, Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
It's a big show on the radio for your Monday,
March fourth. All right, we'll we're talking about Oh we
found a loss recording of Porky Pig and Elmer Fudd
singing together. You know, I was thinking of one of
the wise loss. Maybe we like got rid of it.
Remember when Warner Brothers lawyer was after us after we
did Blue Christmas Porky Pig and yeah, shortly h after
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that they would change the name while the Proxy Pig
and oh yeah that's fine. Maybe we didn won't have
to deal with Elmer Fudd's attorneys like that. But oh
you found a good well, let's all enjoy this too.
Speaker 17 (33:55):
Who oh the girls, I'm before h twaveled in and
oh my dog, I'm glad they came along.
Speaker 18 (34:10):
I dedicate this song to all the girls I've loved before.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
Let me get to all the girls. I will get
the ones.
Speaker 19 (34:24):
And mmy, emmy, I say, I've handled Alida to beds,
finally helping me to a glow. I will out I
ain't you know, to get the girls alone.
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Before they tell me your grammars, the wings.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Of continue alone.
Speaker 10 (34:59):
And the they just await carry me away.
Speaker 17 (35:05):
To all the girls who share my wife, who know
are someone else's wife.
Speaker 10 (35:17):
I mean why they came along.
Speaker 17 (35:20):
I dedicate this song to all the girls I've was before.
Speaker 19 (35:28):
It'll lead to all the girls who can't can't care.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
It'll leave me.
Speaker 19 (35:34):
Don't hear your feet didn't in my nights, wee days.
It's it's it's the same, they leave. Well be within
my hand and lois it'll be. It'll be a come
hello to get the girls loud.
Speaker 10 (35:49):
It'll before.
Speaker 17 (35:52):
To all the girls I have woked before, ubble them.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Oh my don.
Speaker 19 (36:04):
We we're glad they came along.
Speaker 10 (36:07):
We dedicate this song to all the girls before.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
To all the girls.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
And they came along.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
We this song to all the girls now as it
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was been lost. Good morning, a lot more begs, y'all
coming up.
Speaker 16 (36:58):
Bicky, Matthew, Oh Marcel, you picked an awful time to call.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
Well, listen to the radio. We're right in the middle
of a new intro.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
You boobe.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
No no not, you're racing, fat boy. Pull up a
couple of chairs and get down. Listen. I gotta go
make coffee for the boys so they can go on
making that audio magic known as the Job boyd B
Big Show. Carry on, straight, people,
Good morning, the big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hangout all right, listen to you, morg It's time to
button your yaps. Say, I'm trying to listen to these
two clowns, John boyn Belly on the Big Show. Yeah,
the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big. It's enormous.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hey, he's adorable, gotting.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Do the dow.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I've been at him. It is a big show on
the radio for March Monday. I'm not looking tool in
here for Monday morning. Everybody speak for yourself. No, I
was speaking of the whole room.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
How dare you come in here? On Schipper.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It's gonna be fun. It's like a cartoon Monday. It's
gonna work out. Okay, we found uh, well, just hang on.
Porky Pig and Elmer Fudd two great tastes that tastes
great together. You'll find out later if that's a little tea.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
No worry.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Tator will not be doing these porky Pigs. She has
been working on it. And that's as good as you've gotten.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
And that's as good as Yes, I heard that somewhere.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Let's say here is March the fourth will be spring
this month, John Boy will have another birthday. We make
it to the twenty eighth. Today is National Sun's Day,
all right, Joe your son? Hey, Marching Music Day?
Speaker 7 (02:03):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Music to march too. Well, y'all saw my workout video
that I'm working and working on my prototype.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
So got a high stepping in that.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You are so lucky we don't have video of the
day marching.
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I think you should join TikTok in the post that
there starting to trail.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I might let you do that, might let you do
that National hugger GEI day.
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There you go.
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We're covering some great bases and great military bos here
from Fanville, North Carolina, Jacksonville, North Carolina, North Carolina, one
of our home state, one of the great states in
the Uniteds. I wasn't gonna give a big space for y'all,
know what I mean. Hugg a g I And it's
National pound Cake Day. Oh man, I miss my mama's
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pound cake. A lot of things your wife ain't never
gonna do as good as your mama.
Speaker 8 (02:58):
Ain't be sure to mention that tour.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I thanks you already know you probably have mentioned that
pound cake.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
See you bringing that up?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I diea.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
We got three dates in history we'll get those out
to you and set up the categories and get the
first prize pack, cause we're gonna get a week's worth
of the winning beginning Big Shows on the radio. Good morning,
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we've got our categories. Right now is where you think
along with us. It was March fourth, nineteen oh two
the American Automobile Association AAA was founded in Chicago. Those
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old guy said he was he was drinking. He's tired.
He wanted to get off alcohol, so he went to AAM.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
No, that's a different no. That's the twelve Steps program.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
This is the Auto Club.
Speaker 9 (04:33):
This is the people that will leave you on the
side of the road for three, four or five hours
waiting for a record.
Speaker 8 (04:38):
I know this from personal experience.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
That it Well, never mind about my drunk store. Let's
move up to nineteen fifty Walt Disney's Cinderella premiered. In
the Disney adaptation, she wore glass slippers, when in the
original stories she wore fur slippers. All right, yeah, glass
never made What sense? Did they work out for you?
Speaker 8 (05:03):
Some of my favorite shoots are made of class.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Finally, on this date, in nineteen seventy seven, Speckle, the
goose of Goshen, Ohio laid history's heaviest goose egg. Well,
how do you know it's history's heaviest gooseig? Well look
at it, man, It weighed twenty four ounces. That's one
and a half pounds, twice as much as the average
gooseg case you're wondering about.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
That, There you go.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
It looks like three categories there one eight hundred Big shows.
You told free line, Come on, play out birds next,
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It's the game that anyone can win. John Boyd and
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have Larry. Good morning, Larry, Good morning morning, buddy. Come
on in here. You ready to win this Southern East
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a hard day's work. Okay, I'm promising a lot of that.
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In five seconds, give us three services provided by Triple A.
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Slippers die and for the wind. Three animals and lay
eggs ready to go, chicken and dirt.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
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Speaker 13 (08:05):
I am making the sound of the rooster to bid
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Boy and Billie on the big show.
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the way you said that I think are offensive.
Speaker 14 (10:13):
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It's a big show on the radio. Something else happening
here in March, not too far away. I'd be Saint
Patrick's Day Arty celebrating a tacky Jackie. We'll hear all
about that about twenty minutes right now. Action.
Speaker 9 (12:34):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode The
Astrology Doctor. As our story opens, Frank Feesley is in
his doctor's office for a routine checkup.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
Well, give order there, mister Feesley, I have doctor Messika.
What branks you in today?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Of the honest doc? I really don't know why I'm here.
I feel fine, okay, I see, I see.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
So you're just in for a routine check.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, that's all I mean. I guess that's all.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Okay, no problem, Just relaxed, laid back and tell me
what's going on while I collect your vitals.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Okay, Well, I feel kind of silly, but be honest, doc,
I'm here because of my wife, you say, she's been
really obsessed with astrology lately.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Oh astrology. Yeah, take a deep breath in, hold it
and next hair.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, you know, horstcove zodiac science, how the planets were
lined up when you were born, you know, nonsense like that.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
I see. Well, you know some people can get obsessed
with that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, got it. So anyway, last week my wife went
to see this astrology lady. Right, long story short. She
told my wife my life was in mortal danger and
if somewhat done, I'll be dead in two weeks.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Oh my my goodness, that is terrible. Go ahead now
and just roll over for men.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Oh there you go.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Oh they're nice.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
So anyway, she's been nagging me. What sort are you there?
She been nagging me NonStop to go to a doctor
before it's too late, and you know.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Out sorry, sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
That's all right, that's all anyways. Like I was saying,
I feel fine. I just came here to get her
off my back. So what you say, doc? Can I
tell her you said I was going to live a
long and happy life.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Truth is mister Feasley, Uh, somehow I don't don't think
it's this case, but uh, Burkery is iduratus right now.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
You mean you believe in that astrology nonsense too.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
No, my thermometer just broke.
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Poison Control.
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Say, hey, meg Man, let me hold a dollar your Yeah, God, morning,
a big show is on your radio.
Speaker 7 (15:10):
I'll tell you I never seen anything like it in
my life. The sun's belly up. There's full everywhere, flying
through the air, rock bits and bulls and hands. People
eat them with their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
It's unbelievable. With the spreads, you can't imagine ribs and
chicken and biscuits.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
And whole pigs and a great big sticky. That's what
it's like at the.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
Junt Boy of Bully Pig Show. It's a buffet from
start to finish. There should be a cover charge.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
I'll tell you. The only thing missing napkins. I guess
that's what your shirt is for you fainted like cleaning
bill on my head. You canna eat that.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Good Monday morning, there's a Big Show on the radio.
Appreciate you kicking your work week off with us. Right,
Let's take care of some business.
Speaker 15 (16:23):
Attention sales professionals. Business Max is coming to town this weekend.
Business Max is an intensive three day seminar featuring noted
business consultant John Boy from The Big Show. Come on
out this weekend and here John Boy's insight on quality control.
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Doing something halfway is always an option. It takes a
lot less time and most people won't notice until it's
too late.
Speaker 10 (16:48):
Responsibility.
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It hurts to admit you've made mistakes, but when they're
big enough to pain, only lasts a second.
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Finding your niche.
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If you can't learn to enjoy doing something, well, learn
how to enjoy doing it.
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Batter problem solving.
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And remember, the harder you try, the dumber you look.
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Good morning, got the big sh on the radio. Coming up.
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and play for it in minutes, or to Saint Patrick's
Day around the corner. We'll check it out top.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Of the morning.
Speaker 16 (18:24):
To you friends and neighbors. You're old pel Bertford here
with a big announcement.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Bigger than that.
Speaker 16 (18:36):
It's gotta be even bigger because we're getting ready to
tell you all about the first annual tachy Jackies close
for hose Saint Patrick's Day sale.
Speaker 10 (18:50):
That's more like it.
Speaker 16 (18:52):
Yes, folks, Tachie Jackies is about to shamrock your world
with these amazing deals. The other Galway hookers on your
street corner make grieve us a dollar when they see
how iris your skeezer is looking. Holler faith and Begora.
It's time to spruce up your aura this Saint's Day
only at Tacky Jackie's Close for Hose. If these deals
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leave you tickled shirtless, have no fear, no need to
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the lingerie department.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Have your mellets upgraded?
Speaker 16 (19:26):
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Hands are shaken, ooh sorsy.
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And it doesn't stop there. Has your weave unwove? Have
your locks run out of luck? Has your hair come
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Hend me legendary Irish wigmaker Miles Old Mullets.
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You'll dance a jig with a brand new wig.
Speaker 10 (20:10):
From Tacky Jackies are beautiful, Still clinging to.
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A few extra pounds you gained over the holidays.
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Wild Day Last.
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Show and from the hit movie The Green Miles Old
Wild Billy himself will be in the dunking booth.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
What you looking at? You laugh? Noodle Kiss Mike.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
And a special attraction just added for Friday evening.
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Thank god it's.
Speaker 16 (21:30):
Three patients from doctor Bunco's kidney Clinic will be chugging
gallons of green beer courtesy of Spastic Larry's Liquor Barn
and Reptile Farm. Whoever passes his blarney stone first wins.
Place your bet and don't get wet. Another winner getting
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Speaker 16 (22:08):
Give him a dollar and he'll point you to the
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Tacky Jackie's Clothes for Hose. This is your old Pelbert
Fern saying I'll see you there.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Oh yes, it's gonna be bigger than ever this year.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Stupid.
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All right, let's play John Boyjepardy. All let's just jump
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maybe you hunters know this already I'm one and I don't.
Scientists who study these animals have shown that they have
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condor is human? What y'all got one? Ain't hundred? Big
show you told free line? We played John boy Jepity. Next,
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Speaker 9 (23:51):
It's John Boyd Japany and now a man who bought
a golf ball that would automatically go in the hole
when it got within four inches.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Boy does he regret putting it in his back pocket?
He needs a shotting boy? I say, Hey, James had
a great cord in South Carolina. Good morning, James, Good morning,
John boy Hey what welcome ah, James, you got the
first shot at the John Boyd Jebity this morning. Maybe
(24:24):
you hunters know this already, but scientists who study these
animals have shown that they have accents. What do you
think James, I'm gonna have to take a guess and
say squirrels. Okay, well let's see. Is it squirrels?
Speaker 16 (24:45):
Man?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
I used to used to do it, be able to
talk like a squirrel up against my my tooth and
my cheek put the tooths. God, no, no, keep going.
You would just do what I think automatically, but would
do it well, James. We appreciate you playing, buddy. You
(25:07):
have a great day. Can I give a shout out?
Of course you can take a shout out to my children, Raven, Drake, Jays, Ansley,
Willow and Emress.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Holy cow.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Oh right, man, good work now, Joe James, all right,
I just writing that down. Yeah, I have a good day.
Thank you, buddy, appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
All right.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Let's say we got Jess over in Evansville, Indiana. Good morning, Jess, Hey,
good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 12 (25:37):
How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Hey, buddy, We're all good, so Jes, squirrels already been guess, No,
not squirrels, what what animals? I'll give you a hint.
One of james kids name is some clothing that you
wear to haunt this animal. If you're paying attention, James
has a wild names for us kids. Didn't it. Good
(26:00):
luck I missed that. Okay. Anyway, all right, Jess, Well, well,
well let's hear your your guess on John Boy Jeffarty
this morning.
Speaker 12 (26:09):
I'm gonna have to say, I believe it's ducks.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
So you actually believe that ducks have different accents? Well,
let's see, yes, you are right, it's ducks. Study concluded
that the geographical location affects the way a duck quacks.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Wow about that you have different what I want to say,
duck calls?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, yeah, that's good, Tay. And that was since your
little little And by the way, James kid Drake one
of his kids' names was a Drake. If y'all noticed
some shirts that I wear in here, okay, Drake? All right,
So Jest, you didn't need that hint, you want it
on your own. You got the Southern East Riiety pack
headed over to Evansville.
Speaker 15 (26:57):
I well, thank you.
Speaker 12 (26:58):
Can I get some shout outs here today? I want
to take a shout out to my dad and brother
Chuck and Alex. They work over at a Master dealership.
They listen to the show every morning, as well as
the fine guys I work with over at Silver Creek
Transportation We're a trucking company out of Henderson, Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Oh Man, proud to have you all truckers. Listen to
truck and Company. That is awesome. And uh yeah, give
a shout out to you Masa Dealership. Your brother works out.
We'll plug him right here.
Speaker 12 (27:25):
It's uh loof use MASDA Evansville, Indiana.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
There you go, Buddy, jes you hang on jacket, hook
you up?
Speaker 12 (27:32):
All right?
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
John Boy, all right, we're gonna jump out. Cut you
up on your news time capsule. Right on the other side.
Lost tune from Porky and Elmer. We'll find it.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Let me join him at it.
Speaker 16 (28:17):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
John Boy hellead Max here?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
How you doing? Isaiah? You mad your days?
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Skippy, I'm mad, I'm maddern Michelle Obamada, Patitzay sample say hell,
I'm mad. Five boys, listen, I got our story of
the week. Washington strites another blow against hurtfull stereotypes. The
words mother and father will be removed from the US
(29:00):
passport applications and replaced with gender neutral terminology. Oh yeah,
this can't miss. According to a pen head who works
for the state department. The words in the old form
were mother and father. They will now be called parent
one and parent two. May I just say, good work
(29:23):
State departments, y'all are really earning your money this month.
These improvements are being made to provide a gender neutral
description of a child's parents and recognition of different types
of families a right. First of all, they're not improvements.
Second of all, my big old book in case you're wondering,
(29:47):
says here the decision to remove the traditional parenting names
was not an act of political correctness. That right, and
what would you call it? Genius? Let's hear from Jim
Jennifer Krasler, the director of the Family Equality Council. She
shares a little story about the day she and her
(30:08):
female partner got passport for her twin sons. He so,
it's not about political correctness, but the first person they
talk to is gay. Coincidence Anyway, this gal says, even
though my partner was their legal mother and had adopted
(30:28):
them after I gave birth to them, she still had
to put her name in the father field. That is
both discriminatory and makes us feel like second class citizens. Well,
bless y'all's calls. Maybe you could write a children's book
about it. You could call it Heather has two passports.
(30:51):
If you're wondering why this country is going through, it
might because we're paying people to work on stuff like that.
And wait there and genius, if you gave birth to them,
that would make you the mother. In case none of
y'all spend any time in the fourth grade, every person
that's ever been born had a mother that was a
(31:13):
woman and a father that was a man. That ain't
a hurtful stereotype. It's basic sign. Daddy might have done
his part with help from a turkey basis, but he
was definitely in on it at something. Well, yeah, but
mother and father makes some people feel less included. Kay,
(31:33):
a past born is good for ten years. If you
can't take getting your feelings hurt at least once a decade,
maybe you ain't ready and traveling parent wanting parent do
how bad is this idea? And hey, how do they
decide who gets to be wanting? Who gets to be two?
(31:54):
I can see him arguing at the airport already. Also,
your parent want, I think not? Hey, all you do
is sit around watching the Bravo child last day. I'm
out there in the real world dressing dummies up for
the front window. Amazing. In other words, girlfriend, I'm parent
won Yeah, yeah, hey't sm and Louise, y'all have you
(32:15):
a little hissy at home. I'm trying to get groups
so I can get on the plane and take each.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Nerve wracking kits.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Now, shut out, shut up, and quit running. My lord,
John Boy, y'all have a nice.
Speaker 10 (32:30):
Day, John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Uh yeah, Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
It's a big show on the radio for your Monday,
March fourth. All right, we'll we're talking about Oh we
found a loss recording of Porky Pig and Elmer Fudd
singing together. You know, I was thinking of one of
the wise loss. Maybe we like got rid of it.
Remember when Warner Brothers lawyer was after us after we
did Blue Christmas Porky Pig and yeah, shortly h after
(33:28):
that they would change the name while the Proxy Pig
and oh yeah that's fine. Maybe we didn won't have
to deal with Elmer Fudd's attorneys like that. But oh
you found a good well, let's all enjoy this too.
Speaker 17 (33:55):
Who oh the girls, I'm before h twaveled in and
oh my dog, I'm glad they came along.
Speaker 18 (34:10):
I dedicate this song to all the girls I've loved before.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
Let me get to all the girls. I will get
the ones.
Speaker 19 (34:24):
And mmy, emmy, I say, I've handled Alida to beds,
finally helping me to a glow. I will out I
ain't you know, to get the girls alone.
Speaker 18 (34:39):
Before they tell me your grammars, the wings.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Of continue alone.
Speaker 10 (34:59):
And the they just await carry me away.
Speaker 17 (35:05):
To all the girls who share my wife, who know
are someone else's wife.
Speaker 10 (35:17):
I mean why they came along.
Speaker 17 (35:20):
I dedicate this song to all the girls I've was before.
Speaker 19 (35:28):
It'll lead to all the girls who can't can't care.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
It'll leave me.
Speaker 19 (35:34):
Don't hear your feet didn't in my nights, wee days.
It's it's it's the same, they leave. Well be within
my hand and lois it'll be. It'll be a come
hello to get the girls loud.
Speaker 10 (35:49):
It'll before.
Speaker 17 (35:52):
To all the girls I have woked before, ubble them.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Oh my don.
Speaker 19 (36:04):
We we're glad they came along.
Speaker 10 (36:07):
We dedicate this song to all the girls before.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
To all the girls.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
And they came along.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
We this song to all the girls now as it
(36:50):
was been lost. Good morning, a lot more begs, y'all
coming up.
Speaker 16 (36:58):
Bicky, Matthew, Oh Marcel, you picked an awful time to call.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
Well, listen to the radio. We're right in the middle
of a new intro.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
You boobe.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
No no not, you're racing, fat boy. Pull up a
couple of chairs and get down. Listen. I gotta go
make coffee for the boys so they can go on
making that audio magic known as the Job boyd B
Big Show. Carry on, straight, people,
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