June 24, 2024 • 38 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we have an early morning visit from Mr. Rhubarb.. - A flashback Zoom Call with Mary Jane.. - We’ll cringe at Astronerd as he takes his standup act to the “edgy” side.. - John Boy stars in an action spy movie.. - Tank Hogarth wonders what the Hell happened to Walt Disney.. - and we’ll wrap up the morning with Lipless..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, rolling to the Big show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear,
the Big Show. Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
How doodle doo? Why cockadoodle dude? Well this Monday, all right?
Is Julie coming tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
All right, So Julie, that's our Kentucky girl who happens
to run the largest syndication deal in America, Premier Networks.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
In the world or yeah, this is a worldwide thing
for I Heart Radio. So yeah, Julie, we are as
a right to I heeart.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
We're under that safe umbrella from Premier Network.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Well we are. Now you keep talking some of the best.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
And uh, by the way, you're gonna be taking Julie
over to a place that we tell you all about
that feeds us on a Well, it's been about a
weekly basis lately, my old Greek buds Lou and the
boys over Loso Tavern and South end of Charlotte, North
Carolina on old Pineville Road.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
So y'all need to jack that out and so Julie,
she's living in.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
New York now running the premiere. We're gonna take her
to one of our spots and there it is Loso.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Just you know, she's moved to Nashville. Oh is she
in Nashville? Now, she's gonna get out of New York City.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
She's loved every every time you've made something for her
or have taken her somewhere to eat, she loves it.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
So she's gonna.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Believe me. You know, we're doing some stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I have fed her. I had her some bear stew
out at the farm one time. Yeah, she loved it.
I'm telling you bear me know how to do it.
Just preparing of the whole deal. Uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So and uh I think the last time we were
in the tractor barn kitchen one we were Yeah. So anyway,
so we're gonna we're gonna go uptown see Lou and
my boys at Loso tavern on.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah. All right, well let's get it going here. We
got the.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
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This is where we'll get our categories for you to win.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
The prize pack.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Nineteen forty nine NBC debut the first network television Western
Oh Man, this is where I miss Hanson. Hop Along Cassidy,
William Boyd, and Edgar Buchannan edited theater films have been
shown earlier old local New York City television hop Along.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
The thing about Hanson was that he dressed up like
him for Halloween.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Right, he had a shop Along Cassidy outfit.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
What did that look like? Because I don't know for
Halloween like what looks like?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well, he had the hat and there must have been
a ban down OF's some kind of band down up?
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Was there sequence?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I don't know where it was? Two guns? I don't know,
But it wasn't just for Halloween. He liked. It's true
he dressed up all the time. It's like, now those
chips get like the cape.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
They make out him a towel and do it all
year long, you know, to the store.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I think this might have been based on a real
outfit that you could buy for Halloween, though, I think
we had to verify that with him. We talked so yeah,
hop along, Hansoon. He's Saint Louis. He said he got
beat up a lot, but he must have really wanted
to dress like hop Along. All right, Well, let's move
up to nineteen ninety seven. After three days eluding gamekeepers,
(04:51):
an eight foot one hundred and seventy five pound alligator
named Douglas was finally captured in the Atlanta residential area,
adopted by the Wild Adventures amusement Park in Valdosta, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Well we can't eat him. We donet named him.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Telling my wife, yeah, finally on his state no too.
A drunk driver and Carl's gawaw. Sweden didn't notice he
had lost a wheel until he was pulled over by police.
The man could not believe he was driving around on
just three wheels. Well he watch charged with drunk driving.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
I don't know what a sweetish drunk man woul someone.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I bet you could do it. I practice or just
give it a shot.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
He needed dear, he radparly me.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
That's good. He's drunk and you can't mess it up.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Well, there's our categories one eight hundred Big Shows you
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Speaker 2 (06:14):
Good morning, and it's a big show on the radio
for your Monday, June twenty fourth.
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Speaker 2 (06:33):
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John Boy and Billy gave the prizes from the Big
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Speaker 1 (06:48):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Outburst.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time. You love a big shots.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Let's say headed Joe from Moultree, Yo, yah, good boy
to Joe.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
How you doing it? Carolina?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
We're doing fine up here? It was what's going on
moul Tree?
Speaker 7 (07:25):
The heat been hot.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Up here too.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
There body, let's see if we can place ourselves this morning.
Take it easy, We're gonna get you through these three
categories and get you one hundred and twenty dollars worth
of Bull's Not Cleaning Prodigy and use them in the shade. Joe,
all right, all right, okay, five seconds, give us three
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TV westerns, Ready to go, couple.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
On cats and Yellowstone gun smoke.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Whoa man? All right?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Turned Joe losing on Winter saying, Joe, give us three reptiles, ready.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Go alligator, crocodile, frog, and for.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
To win three things with wheels, Ready.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
Go car, bicycle, cry fickle.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Okay, Joe, so no head on my slow Joe, Buddy,
good work. Joe won one hundred and twenty dollars worth
of Bull's Not headed you away.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Buddy, Thank you, thank you. I won't give it a
shout out to everybody. Eat my barbecue sauce.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Oh man, what you got you barbecue sauce?
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Joe? Oh yeah, we got barbecue sauce. It's called Joe
Kim's barbecue sauce. Then in most of George.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Joe Kim's barbecue. Hey, well, let's trade something. I'm gonna
send you some John Boy and Billy, I want some Joe,
all right, all right?
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Seeing it let's send you something back.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
All right, Jackie, hook that up, baby, all right, hang on, Joe, alright,
let's jump out, catch you.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Up on you and newbar. It looks like he's coming
up next. And what he got? Good morning made show's
(09:39):
on the radio. Got the Ladies play House coming up
in twenty minutes, I'll say, mister roubarb got thank you.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Well.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I was walking by the kitchen in the refrigerated area.
Hiller's handed me this top ten list and told me
to please go do it. He said something about my
soothing voice is more micro phone friendly. What I think
he just wanted the first shot of the leftover south
right anyway, fresh out of the kitchen area.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Today's top ten lists.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
All right, the top ten things that you should put
on Joe Biden's back, Oh, all right, like a sign.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Thing on his back? Number ten? Uh huh, David, Wow, No,
not that that was a self imprinted the drum rolls.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I'm here the drum roll Okay, okay, Top ten things
on Joe Biden's back. Okay, number ten almost as useless
as my vice president.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Almost. I didn't know if you were done.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I've got nine more of doing with true My pillars
is hiding in the kitchen. Okay, let's see Number nine.
I'd me stupid. Everyone else's t shirt says they'rewith Number eight,
graduate of the Ward Burton speech in school classic all nine.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Number seven for ten percent. You can call me the
big guy too. Number six.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Hunter's laptop. It never was reported. You missed that little story.
Number six. My favorite ice cream is telephone. What signs
on Joe Biden's but it makes no sense? No, they're there?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
That hell yeah what he means? Number five? Who wants
to play? Where's fauci? Number four? Ask me about my
crackhead son. Number three, I'm the fossil that's fueling high
gas prices.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Number two Obama's hand puppet.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Oh the number one sign. Somebody should stick to Joe
Biden's back Trump twenty twenty four. I did not know
they're there?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Right?
Speaker 7 (12:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (12:18):
God?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 9 (12:47):
Action Hello friends, you're old health bird Bird here with
another nipple whistling installment of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Today's episode a Cold Day in Hell.
Speaker 10 (13:00):
As our story opens, a young boy finds a man
has fallen through the ice on a frozen lake.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Hold on, mister, I gets the group in a backpack.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Hurry up, kid, I'm too damn old to be in
this freezing water.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Too long, I'm trying.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
What's tagging so long? Come on?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Man?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Oh, I could just take my ass home. Okay, okay,
just do the best you can.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
Here, grab the rope and I'll pull you out there.
That's better, thanks, kid, here help me out? Yeah, sure thing, boy,
your hair smells gray. Hey, I'm on a hug.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Holly crap. I can't believe it's you. You're Joe Biden.
That's right.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
And because i'm the president, I can get you anything
you want.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Oh, anything, you name it.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Kid, you're a national hero.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Well let's see. I can use a new bike.
Speaker 7 (13:54):
Done.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Oh maybe a new PlayStation? You got it.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
But I guess I better ask for a motor wheelchair.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah what?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
You look perfectly healthy to me, so big and strapping
for your egs.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Do you like Gladiator movies?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
No? Not really?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Weirdo?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Well why on earth when a kid like you want
a motorized wheelchair?
Speaker 11 (14:20):
Well, I have a feeling I'm gonna need it when
my dad finds out I saved your life, and.
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How we hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy playhouse.
That code looks awful tight. Maybe you shouldn't do them
top two buckles. Tune in next time when we'll hear
that idiot Kamala Harris.
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there's a fig show on the radio. Helly you, Lindsey Penmis.
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Yeah.
Speaker 9 (15:00):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily dose of culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. You know, I hate to break
it to you, boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Who will?
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I thought it was funny.
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We have another package deal.
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I've got into the dry goods section of my pile
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One is actually a polo shirt from the Acing Polo Club.
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and Lisa.
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Our other blind that we used to beat.
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The original.
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You see that and the rough and Tough golf carts.
Got a old rough and tough still use that around
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And now deep thoughts with Zach the week Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
What are we on over? Yo to the dudes cameras
over it gets over to your Hey.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Hey, y'all's snug up on me?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
What's up y'all?
Speaker 10 (17:46):
Good?
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Good? I'm okay, thanks for asking, y'all. I've just been
sitting around the house thinking about stuff.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Since you hear you want to hear yourself, we do.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
That's cool, that's cool. You know why adults don't stay
awake at night after they watch a scary movie because
there's nothing scary than having to get up the next
day and go to work.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
People used to say.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Little girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.
I'm more like wine and edible make me incredible. How
come the people that make edibles always make them fruit flavored?
I mean, what if you want to get a sour
(18:36):
cream and onion buzz on. Life is messed up when
you're a kid because you don't know what's going on,
and life is messed up when you're an adult because
you do know what's going on.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
I'm right.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
The most unrealistic part about playing that game Monopoly is
how like everybody starts out with the same amount of money,
And the most realistic part is how hard it is
to get free parking. Kids are like farts. You're proud
(19:16):
of yours, but everybody else's are masty. Posting on Facebook,
Wait Facebook, because you're offended by something on Facebook is
like stepping on a dog turt Instead of walking around it,
(19:37):
just move on, you know, and your dog would probably
try a lot harder not to get their hair all
over the place if they knew. That's why you get
out the vacuum cleaner. And I bet the easiest job
in the world is the dude that picks dog food
flavors and he can pull whatever he wants to on
(19:59):
the late. It's not like we're gonna like taste it,
check it out. And that five second rule doesn't work
if you have a two second dog.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Wait, what.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
When Snoop DOGG turned sixty, he'll be four to twenty dogs.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
I should have ended on that, man, but I got
one more and then like I gotta go.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
If you give a guy a beer, he'll entertain you,
but if you hold a guy's beer, he'll entertain the
whole world.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Think about it.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
All right, man, that's it for now.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Okay, thanks for coming into my house.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Y'all keep rocking. I'll keep thinking later.
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Speaker 4 (21:08):
Here.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
It is John Boy Jeopardy time. All right, all right,
jump right in here. Nobody knows why, but it is
a statistical fact that babies born in the month of
May have this in common.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
They were conceived in the month of August.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
I ain't got time to figure that out.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
But no, what y'all got one eight hundred Big Show
you told free line of Coast America. We play John
Boy Jeopardy next. Good Monday morning, Big Show's on the radio.
(22:03):
Today's feature track from The Big Show, Big Boxlipless got
jokes about summertime. Search for keywords summertime hit the Big
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let's play yes live across America.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
It's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (22:20):
And now a man who says a baby's laughter is
the most beautiful.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Soundel ever hear. Unless it's three am, you're home alone
and you don't have a baby.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
He's tongboy.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Do you.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Let's head of Paul out of a Lower Steel Creek,
North Carolina, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Paul, Hey, John Boy, I'm the last time caller you
fixing the check out on his body. No, it just
takes so many years to get through that. I won't
live long enough to stick through again. He's a realist.
Speaker 14 (23:01):
Okay, I'm you know, I got I got way back,
John Boy.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I was your fun bus driver when went around the
election polls, ball casting from the bus.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Wow, how about that?
Speaker 7 (23:14):
Yeah, man's seventy seven years old in August seventy seven.
August seventeen.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
What did that bus run on diesel?
Speaker 7 (23:24):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
I did.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah, Okay, that's what I had a headache for about
a month after that.
Speaker 7 (23:31):
You came up and talked to me while I was driving.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I guess that's like eighty two, eighty three.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
Yeah, yeah, eighty eighty two or eighty three.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, I think we were running for president in eighty four.
Wasn't that the eighty four presidential.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
Well could have been.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
This was your campaign that you were, you.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
Were you were?
Speaker 7 (23:53):
Yeah, still with that other station.
Speaker 14 (23:55):
Yeah right, I've still got the campaign buttons, a couple
of them, and the little refrigerator magnets.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
And in that little car, that little car, the people
driving that little car, Stay said, I'm gonna stay right
on your tail.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
If you pull out of a street, you better leave.
Speaker 7 (24:11):
Room for us because we're gonna be right on your tail.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
So we can bought Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
No, I'm thinking about the city bus. Now, you weren't
driving the city bus and we wended bus.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah it was the.
Speaker 7 (24:24):
Bus.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Okay, No, no, it was a city bus because it
was decorated up inside for for.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
The radio station.
Speaker 14 (24:32):
All right, okay, see I was right. I thought you
were talking about the double decker that they had, remember that.
Speaker 15 (24:36):
No, no, huh no, all right.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Well we've had a few bus drivers and limo drivers
over the All right, buddy, Well you got first shot
at John Boy jeopardy, and we'll make a special exemption
for you.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
If you don't get it, we'll get you back here, sir.
Speaker 16 (24:53):
So.
Speaker 7 (24:54):
Also, I bought you some chocolate cheesecake one time, you
remember that, of.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Course, Jesus, Well you are the man. Well, well, let's
see what she got here. Let's let's see. So nobody
knows why, but it is a statistical fact that baby's
born in the month of May have this in common.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
So what you think, Paul, Well, the first thing I
could think it was hair, and I'd have to say black.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
So they have black hair in May. All right, Well
let's see, no, but dog gone it. We got to
catch you up.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Bunnie and uh.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Jackie get Paul another shot soon. All right, Paul, thank you,
We appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Thank you. I love you too. By that's awesome, man.
Let's get you.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Give him a move. It's a little hill.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah, give him a moo oh yeah, heard me move
in person while it's up there bothering him.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Let's go to Martha. She is in the Van Noor, Tennessee.
Good morning, Martha, good morning.
Speaker 16 (26:01):
How are you the very good?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Have we ever been on any vehicles or in any
vehicles together over the years, Martha.
Speaker 16 (26:09):
I don't think so. Okay, interesting were it probably would?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Oh yeah, So I'm wondering if venir or are you
close to Nashville or Knoxville?
Speaker 16 (26:21):
Closer to Knoxville? Okay, all right, south of Knoxville.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Okay, that I got you. All right?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Well Martha, well you got the shot. And why baby's
born in the month of May. Have this in common?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
What is it?
Speaker 16 (26:38):
Well, let's see if they were born in May, but
that would make them conceived in September.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
I don't know. I guess August September August. Yeah, so
you so you're guessing what?
Speaker 16 (26:58):
No, that's not I'm thinking out loud?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Oh, I say okay, all right, Well we love it
when women do that. You take your dime by the
work it out, baby, all right? Where are we what
you got?
Speaker 16 (27:15):
Let's see, no boy, women game. Women gain weight when
they're pregnant, uh huh so, and the holidays would be
kind of right in the middle of this pregnancy, and
I would think that moms would eat a whole lot
uh huh and gain more weight, which in turn would
(27:38):
I think make the babies way more so, so they're
way more in May. That's what that's my guess.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Okay, they way more. Well, let's say you are my god?
Are you wait to work it out? Martha?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
You got the big old Lord Tiger's prize pack coming
you away?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Baby?
Speaker 16 (28:12):
Awesome? Thank you so much. It's my first time calling.
By the way, all right, Martha, can I give a
shout out to two of my friends. I know they'll
be listening. Yeah, go ahead, Mark measures and Steve's hero, all.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Right, Mark and Steve's up. Mark and Steve.
Speaker 16 (28:32):
I know they'll be listening, all right, and others too,
but I'm not going to name all of them.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Yeah, we ain't got time for you to work out of.
Speaker 17 (28:42):
All right, Martha, you hang on grits, why a many
hours and top of your news right on the.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Other side our time capsule on Monday Morning Live.
Speaker 9 (29:30):
This is the award winning jog Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 15 (29:46):
She's got tattoos on her backside and a carjacked about front.
My neighbor next door is an on road or and
she's on phoner husband and.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Her days in.
Speaker 15 (29:59):
The London a mat washing and drying too top night.
Speaker 18 (30:03):
Real crazy about my old lady, but I don't really
think id swapping spends her night send a strip joy
doing an exotic dance in a night a date, pair
of platform shoes and worn out spending next pants. Her
kids still live with her mother and her stepbrother who's
on employee drowsing old shark truce pit toole and sleeps with.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
A dude named Floyd. And she a trailer park woman.
Speaker 19 (30:33):
She's a the mole ba Home princess. She's the queen
of manufactured House. She's a trailer park woman. She's a
mobile Bahome princess.
Speaker 20 (30:47):
And me on the trailer parking. She's got a bad reputation.
She's the talk of the neighbor to hell. Maybe her
place like Graceland. The furniture just as good. I often
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stir in her window when she's getting dressed inside, but
she don't mind.
Speaker 19 (31:13):
She looks up to me because I'm own the double
why a concrete book foundation, and it impresses her soul.
Speaker 15 (31:23):
She always cous a knocking no one ever there's a
tornade omen.
Speaker 21 (31:28):
She's a trail bark wallman. She's all my home princess.
Everybody's a white manufactured I know who's She's a trail
lebarn woman. She's a mom my home princess and the
trailer parking.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Job boyan dilly, Yeah, done right, Good morning, big shows
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on the radio. All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Well, I'm giving him a nice long break so I
can work on some new materials. So let's take a
chance and see what he has come up with, Ladies
and gentlemen. The comedian formerly known as astronrd joke.
Speaker 10 (32:45):
Nerd, what's up? I hope you use your time wisely
for shot on my novel. I've done a little self examination.
I've analyzed my career and I've come to a conclusion
that you stink and and I've been playing it too safe.
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Comics today can't get by with Did you ever notice
and save up and women be shopping? I mean they
are shopping. But in these trying times, people are looking
for edgy comedy, cutting edge, you know, jokes.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
That are offensive and importation. I knew you'd understand.
Speaker 10 (33:25):
So scooch forward, so you're on the edge of your
seat because this is a whole new joke.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Nerd, Randy, you better put your finger on the button
in case we got to cut him off. Why didn't
I cut him off?
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Now?
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Lets get mechs a right, nerd? How about it? Itching? Okay,
let's do this.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Hey, good evening, losers see edgy.
Speaker 10 (33:48):
I remember all those years ago my wife used to
yell at me about tickling the baby's feet. She'd say,
can't you at least wait until the baby's born, edgy,
My daughter just had a birthday. They grow up so fast.
One day they're in diapers and the next day Joe
Biden is sniffing their heads literally the next day. Speaking
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of Joe Biden, in a recent interview, he was asked
what's the best thing about dating twenty five year olds?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
He said, there's twenty of them.
Speaker 10 (34:26):
Edg Gee, you can't go anywhere without trouble these days.
I was at the Wolvesworth the other day and there
was two blind guys squaring off on each other, getting
ready to fight, and I yelled, my money's on the
one with a knife. They both turned and ran into
the wall. Geez, you've been pumped. It was pretty funny
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at the checkout too. This woman in front of me
had a six pack of diet coke, a lean cuisine,
and a potted fern. I said, hey, you must be
She sort of blushed and brushed her hair behind her
ears and said, why, yes, I am single.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
How did you know?
Speaker 3 (35:05):
I said, because you're ugly?
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Oh G.
Speaker 10 (35:14):
But I did ask her out. I said, hey, you
want to come back to my place and play doctor?
She said sure, So I made her sit in the
waiting room for two hours before I asked.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Her a reschedule. Edge G.
Speaker 10 (35:30):
Sad news. A friend of mine passed away recently. Because
they didn't know what blood type he was. He kept saying,
be positive, but it was kind of hard to do
that under the circumstances.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Oh, edg G. That's right.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Where the hell have you been for the last five minutes?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
I had to shut up the kit.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
That's right now, I didn't go to his funeral neither.
I'm just not a morning person.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Shut up, Jackie.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
You gotta learn to put a positive spin.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
On things these days.
Speaker 10 (36:11):
I mean, look at the Titanic. Some people call it
a tragedy. I like to look at it as the
world's biggest ice bucket challenge.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Hey, what is that light flashing? Let's me wrap it
up signal?
Speaker 3 (36:24):
I thought I was having a stroke. Here, let me
just dip into the doozy file.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
My doctor gave me a year to live, so I
shot him. The judge gave me fifteen years.
Speaker 10 (36:35):
Problem song really no for joke. Nas lines are cream
graft and preener. When I think of tatter, I touched
my where you don't.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
You wanted? Angie? This is Angie, good morning. A big
show is on your radio. I'll took you.
Speaker 22 (36:55):
I never see that thing like like the sudge belly up.
There's full different were the air bites and bullets and hands.
People eat them with their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
It doesn't believe it Oi with a spreads you can't
imagine ribs and chicken and biscuits and whole pigs and
a great big stick that's what it's like at the
John Boy of Bully Pig shuw.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
It's a buffet from start to finish. There should be
a cover charge. I'll tell you.
Speaker 22 (37:17):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for. Faded like cleaning bill. Oh my head,
you can eat that.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Goo morning. That's a big show on the radio. Give
me shout out the boys a Loso tavern. Man, we're
gonna eating no Loso food all week long.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Man, we got the big boss Julie coming in Premiere
Networks taking her out Bar Dan thanks luing my Greek
buddy man feeding us for years. Used to be old
Poemel Premium Pub. Now and it's Loso Taverns still same
spot ol Pomel Road, beautiful dining on the.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Patio this summer.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
To think about it is the food not to me,
as you know, the nice cocktails in the atmosphere of
the whole deal.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Man we've taken taking our girl Julia and shot y'all
can't come.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
The lots of tivers when you're making trip to Sharona,
North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
That's us where it is. We'll point you out there
Good morning, rolling to the Big show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear,
the Big Show. Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
How doodle doo? Why cockadoodle dude? Well this Monday, all right?
Is Julie coming tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
All right, So Julie, that's our Kentucky girl who happens
to run the largest syndication deal in America, Premier Networks.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
In the world or yeah, this is a worldwide thing
for I Heart Radio. So yeah, Julie, we are as
a right to I heeart.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
We're under that safe umbrella from Premier Network.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Well we are. Now you keep talking some of the best.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
And uh, by the way, you're gonna be taking Julie
over to a place that we tell you all about
that feeds us on a Well, it's been about a
weekly basis lately, my old Greek buds Lou and the
boys over Loso Tavern and South end of Charlotte, North
Carolina on old Pineville Road.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
So y'all need to jack that out and so Julie,
she's living in.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
New York now running the premiere. We're gonna take her
to one of our spots and there it is Loso.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Just you know, she's moved to Nashville. Oh is she
in Nashville? Now, she's gonna get out of New York City.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
She's loved every every time you've made something for her
or have taken her somewhere to eat, she loves it.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
So she's gonna.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Believe me. You know, we're doing some stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I have fed her. I had her some bear stew
out at the farm one time. Yeah, she loved it.
I'm telling you bear me know how to do it.
Just preparing of the whole deal. Uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So and uh I think the last time we were
in the tractor barn kitchen one we were Yeah. So anyway,
so we're gonna we're gonna go uptown see Lou and
my boys at Loso tavern on.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah. All right, well let's get it going here. We
got the.
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Nineteen forty nine NBC debut the first network television Western
Oh Man, this is where I miss Hanson. Hop Along Cassidy,
William Boyd, and Edgar Buchannan edited theater films have been
shown earlier old local New York City television hop Along.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
The thing about Hanson was that he dressed up like
him for Halloween.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Right, he had a shop Along Cassidy outfit.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
What did that look like? Because I don't know for
Halloween like what looks like?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well, he had the hat and there must have been
a ban down OF's some kind of band down up?
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Was there sequence?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I don't know where it was? Two guns? I don't know,
But it wasn't just for Halloween. He liked. It's true
he dressed up all the time. It's like, now those
chips get like the cape.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
They make out him a towel and do it all
year long, you know, to the store.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I think this might have been based on a real
outfit that you could buy for Halloween, though, I think
we had to verify that with him. We talked so yeah,
hop along, Hansoon. He's Saint Louis. He said he got
beat up a lot, but he must have really wanted
to dress like hop Along. All right, Well, let's move
up to nineteen ninety seven. After three days eluding gamekeepers,
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an eight foot one hundred and seventy five pound alligator
named Douglas was finally captured in the Atlanta residential area,
adopted by the Wild Adventures amusement Park in Valdosta, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Well we can't eat him. We donet named him.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Telling my wife, yeah, finally on his state no too.
A drunk driver and Carl's gawaw. Sweden didn't notice he
had lost a wheel until he was pulled over by police.
The man could not believe he was driving around on
just three wheels. Well he watch charged with drunk driving.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
I don't know what a sweetish drunk man woul someone.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I bet you could do it. I practice or just
give it a shot.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
He needed dear, he radparly me.
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That's good. He's drunk and you can't mess it up.
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This should really be a lot of fun when you're
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Let's say headed Joe from Moultree, Yo, yah, good boy
to Joe.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
How you doing it? Carolina?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
We're doing fine up here? It was what's going on
moul Tree?
Speaker 7 (07:25):
The heat been hot.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Up here too.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
There body, let's see if we can place ourselves this morning.
Take it easy, We're gonna get you through these three
categories and get you one hundred and twenty dollars worth
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all right, all right, okay, five seconds, give us three
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Speaker 7 (07:52):
On cats and Yellowstone gun smoke.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Whoa man? All right?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Turned Joe losing on Winter saying, Joe, give us three reptiles, ready.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Go alligator, crocodile, frog, and for.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
To win three things with wheels, Ready.
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Go car, bicycle, cry fickle.
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Speaker 7 (08:25):
Buddy, Thank you, thank you. I won't give it a
shout out to everybody. Eat my barbecue sauce.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Oh man, what you got you barbecue sauce?
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Joe? Oh yeah, we got barbecue sauce. It's called Joe
Kim's barbecue sauce. Then in most of George.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Joe Kim's barbecue. Hey, well, let's trade something. I'm gonna
send you some John Boy and Billy, I want some Joe,
all right, all right?
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Seeing it let's send you something back.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
All right, Jackie, hook that up, baby, all right, hang on, Joe, alright,
let's jump out, catch you.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Up on you and newbar. It looks like he's coming
up next. And what he got? Good morning made show's
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on the radio. Got the Ladies play House coming up
in twenty minutes, I'll say, mister roubarb got thank you.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Well.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I was walking by the kitchen in the refrigerated area.
Hiller's handed me this top ten list and told me
to please go do it. He said something about my
soothing voice is more micro phone friendly. What I think
he just wanted the first shot of the leftover south
right anyway, fresh out of the kitchen area.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Today's top ten lists.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
All right, the top ten things that you should put
on Joe Biden's back, Oh, all right, like a sign.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Thing on his back? Number ten? Uh huh, David, Wow, No,
not that that was a self imprinted the drum rolls.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I'm here the drum roll Okay, okay, Top ten things
on Joe Biden's back. Okay, number ten almost as useless
as my vice president.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Almost. I didn't know if you were done.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I've got nine more of doing with true My pillars
is hiding in the kitchen. Okay, let's see Number nine.
I'd me stupid. Everyone else's t shirt says they'rewith Number eight,
graduate of the Ward Burton speech in school classic all nine.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Number seven for ten percent. You can call me the
big guy too. Number six.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Hunter's laptop. It never was reported. You missed that little story.
Number six. My favorite ice cream is telephone. What signs
on Joe Biden's but it makes no sense? No, they're there?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
That hell yeah what he means? Number five? Who wants
to play? Where's fauci? Number four? Ask me about my
crackhead son. Number three, I'm the fossil that's fueling high
gas prices.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Number two Obama's hand puppet.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Oh the number one sign. Somebody should stick to Joe
Biden's back Trump twenty twenty four. I did not know
they're there?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Right?
Speaker 7 (12:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (12:18):
God?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 9 (12:47):
Action Hello friends, you're old health bird Bird here with
another nipple whistling installment of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Today's episode a Cold Day in Hell.
Speaker 10 (13:00):
As our story opens, a young boy finds a man
has fallen through the ice on a frozen lake.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Hold on, mister, I gets the group in a backpack.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Hurry up, kid, I'm too damn old to be in
this freezing water.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Too long, I'm trying.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
What's tagging so long? Come on?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Man?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Oh, I could just take my ass home. Okay, okay,
just do the best you can.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
Here, grab the rope and I'll pull you out there.
That's better, thanks, kid, here help me out? Yeah, sure thing, boy,
your hair smells gray. Hey, I'm on a hug.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Holly crap. I can't believe it's you. You're Joe Biden.
That's right.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
And because i'm the president, I can get you anything
you want.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Oh, anything, you name it.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Kid, you're a national hero.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Well let's see. I can use a new bike.
Speaker 7 (13:54):
Done.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Oh maybe a new PlayStation? You got it.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
But I guess I better ask for a motor wheelchair.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah what?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
You look perfectly healthy to me, so big and strapping
for your egs.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Do you like Gladiator movies?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
No? Not really?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Weirdo?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Well why on earth when a kid like you want
a motorized wheelchair?
Speaker 11 (14:20):
Well, I have a feeling I'm gonna need it when
my dad finds out I saved your life, and.
Speaker 12 (14:31):
How we hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy playhouse.
That code looks awful tight. Maybe you shouldn't do them
top two buckles. Tune in next time when we'll hear
that idiot Kamala Harris.
Speaker 13 (14:46):
Say hey, big man, let me hold it dollar. Good morning,
there's a fig show on the radio. Helly you, Lindsey Penmis.
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Yeah.
Speaker 9 (15:00):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily dose of culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. You know, I hate to break
it to you, boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Who will?
Speaker 9 (15:17):
I thought it was funny.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Good morning, makes Show's on the radio.
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John Boy's Wonderful Thing give Away number one hundred and
nine put a wonderful Things.
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We have another package deal.
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I've got into the dry goods section of my pile
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One is actually a polo shirt from the Acing Polo Club.
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Very nice.
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Get my buddy, little buddy hend the Caato down there
and Lisa.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Our other blind that we used to beat.
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The original.
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That's all right, man.
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You see that and the rough and Tough golf carts.
Got a old rough and tough still use that around
on far for the horses.
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What are we on over? Yo to the dudes cameras
over it gets over to your Hey.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Hey, y'all's snug up on me?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
What's up y'all?
Speaker 10 (17:46):
Good?
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Good? I'm okay, thanks for asking, y'all. I've just been
sitting around the house thinking about stuff.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Since you hear you want to hear yourself, we do.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
That's cool, that's cool. You know why adults don't stay
awake at night after they watch a scary movie because
there's nothing scary than having to get up the next
day and go to work.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
People used to say.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Little girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.
I'm more like wine and edible make me incredible. How
come the people that make edibles always make them fruit flavored?
I mean, what if you want to get a sour
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cream and onion buzz on. Life is messed up when
you're a kid because you don't know what's going on,
and life is messed up when you're an adult because
you do know what's going on.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
I'm right.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
The most unrealistic part about playing that game Monopoly is
how like everybody starts out with the same amount of money,
And the most realistic part is how hard it is
to get free parking. Kids are like farts. You're proud
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of yours, but everybody else's are masty. Posting on Facebook,
Wait Facebook, because you're offended by something on Facebook is
like stepping on a dog turt Instead of walking around it,
(19:37):
just move on, you know, and your dog would probably
try a lot harder not to get their hair all
over the place if they knew. That's why you get
out the vacuum cleaner. And I bet the easiest job
in the world is the dude that picks dog food
flavors and he can pull whatever he wants to on
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the late. It's not like we're gonna like taste it,
check it out. And that five second rule doesn't work
if you have a two second dog.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Wait, what.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
When Snoop DOGG turned sixty, he'll be four to twenty dogs.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
I should have ended on that, man, but I got
one more and then like I gotta go.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
If you give a guy a beer, he'll entertain you,
but if you hold a guy's beer, he'll entertain the
whole world.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Think about it.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
All right, man, that's it for now.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Okay, thanks for coming into my house.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Y'all keep rocking. I'll keep thinking later.
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It is John Boy Jeopardy time. All right, all right,
jump right in here. Nobody knows why, but it is
a statistical fact that babies born in the month of
May have this in common.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
They were conceived in the month of August.
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I ain't got time to figure that out.
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Today's feature track from The Big Show, Big Boxlipless got
jokes about summertime. Search for keywords summertime hit the Big
Box out at the Big Show dot Com. Right now,
let's play yes live across America.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
It's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (22:20):
And now a man who says a baby's laughter is
the most beautiful.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Soundel ever hear. Unless it's three am, you're home alone
and you don't have a baby.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
He's tongboy.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Do you.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Let's head of Paul out of a Lower Steel Creek,
North Carolina, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Paul, Hey, John Boy, I'm the last time caller you
fixing the check out on his body. No, it just
takes so many years to get through that. I won't
live long enough to stick through again. He's a realist.
Speaker 14 (23:01):
Okay, I'm you know, I got I got way back,
John Boy.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I was your fun bus driver when went around the
election polls, ball casting from the bus.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Wow, how about that?
Speaker 7 (23:14):
Yeah, man's seventy seven years old in August seventy seven.
August seventeen.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
What did that bus run on diesel?
Speaker 7 (23:24):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
I did.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah, Okay, that's what I had a headache for about
a month after that.
Speaker 7 (23:31):
You came up and talked to me while I was driving.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I guess that's like eighty two, eighty three.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
Yeah, yeah, eighty eighty two or eighty three.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, I think we were running for president in eighty four.
Wasn't that the eighty four presidential.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
Well could have been.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
This was your campaign that you were, you.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
Were you were?
Speaker 7 (23:53):
Yeah, still with that other station.
Speaker 14 (23:55):
Yeah right, I've still got the campaign buttons, a couple
of them, and the little refrigerator magnets.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
And in that little car, that little car, the people
driving that little car, Stay said, I'm gonna stay right
on your tail.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
If you pull out of a street, you better leave.
Speaker 7 (24:11):
Room for us because we're gonna be right on your tail.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
So we can bought Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
No, I'm thinking about the city bus. Now, you weren't
driving the city bus and we wended bus.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah it was the.
Speaker 7 (24:24):
Bus.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Okay, No, no, it was a city bus because it
was decorated up inside for for.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
The radio station.
Speaker 14 (24:32):
All right, okay, see I was right. I thought you
were talking about the double decker that they had, remember that.
Speaker 15 (24:36):
No, no, huh no, all right.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Well we've had a few bus drivers and limo drivers
over the All right, buddy, Well you got first shot
at John Boy jeopardy, and we'll make a special exemption
for you.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
If you don't get it, we'll get you back here, sir.
Speaker 16 (24:53):
So.
Speaker 7 (24:54):
Also, I bought you some chocolate cheesecake one time, you
remember that, of.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Course, Jesus, Well you are the man. Well, well, let's
see what she got here. Let's let's see. So nobody
knows why, but it is a statistical fact that baby's
born in the month of May have this in common.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
So what you think, Paul, Well, the first thing I
could think it was hair, and I'd have to say black.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
So they have black hair in May. All right, Well
let's see, no, but dog gone it. We got to
catch you up.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Bunnie and uh.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Jackie get Paul another shot soon. All right, Paul, thank you,
We appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Thank you. I love you too. By that's awesome, man.
Let's get you.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Give him a move. It's a little hill.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah, give him a moo oh yeah, heard me move
in person while it's up there bothering him.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Let's go to Martha. She is in the Van Noor, Tennessee.
Good morning, Martha, good morning.
Speaker 16 (26:01):
How are you the very good?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Have we ever been on any vehicles or in any
vehicles together over the years, Martha.
Speaker 16 (26:09):
I don't think so. Okay, interesting were it probably would?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Oh yeah, So I'm wondering if venir or are you
close to Nashville or Knoxville?
Speaker 16 (26:21):
Closer to Knoxville? Okay, all right, south of Knoxville.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Okay, that I got you. All right?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Well Martha, well you got the shot. And why baby's
born in the month of May. Have this in common?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
What is it?
Speaker 16 (26:38):
Well, let's see if they were born in May, but
that would make them conceived in September.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
I don't know. I guess August September August. Yeah, so
you so you're guessing what?
Speaker 16 (26:58):
No, that's not I'm thinking out loud?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Oh, I say okay, all right, Well we love it
when women do that. You take your dime by the
work it out, baby, all right? Where are we what
you got?
Speaker 16 (27:15):
Let's see, no boy, women game. Women gain weight when
they're pregnant, uh huh so, and the holidays would be
kind of right in the middle of this pregnancy, and
I would think that moms would eat a whole lot
uh huh and gain more weight, which in turn would
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I think make the babies way more so, so they're
way more in May. That's what that's my guess.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Okay, they way more. Well, let's say you are my god?
Are you wait to work it out? Martha?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
You got the big old Lord Tiger's prize pack coming
you away?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Baby?
Speaker 16 (28:12):
Awesome? Thank you so much. It's my first time calling.
By the way, all right, Martha, can I give a
shout out to two of my friends. I know they'll
be listening. Yeah, go ahead, Mark measures and Steve's hero, all.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Right, Mark and Steve's up. Mark and Steve.
Speaker 16 (28:32):
I know they'll be listening, all right, and others too,
but I'm not going to name all of them.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Yeah, we ain't got time for you to work out of.
Speaker 17 (28:42):
All right, Martha, you hang on grits, why a many
hours and top of your news right on the.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Other side our time capsule on Monday Morning Live.
Speaker 9 (29:30):
This is the award winning jog Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 15 (29:46):
She's got tattoos on her backside and a carjacked about front.
My neighbor next door is an on road or and
she's on phoner husband and.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Her days in.
Speaker 15 (29:59):
The London a mat washing and drying too top night.
Speaker 18 (30:03):
Real crazy about my old lady, but I don't really
think id swapping spends her night send a strip joy
doing an exotic dance in a night a date, pair
of platform shoes and worn out spending next pants. Her
kids still live with her mother and her stepbrother who's
on employee drowsing old shark truce pit toole and sleeps with.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
A dude named Floyd. And she a trailer park woman.
Speaker 19 (30:33):
She's a the mole ba Home princess. She's the queen
of manufactured House. She's a trailer park woman. She's a
mobile Bahome princess.
Speaker 20 (30:47):
And me on the trailer parking. She's got a bad reputation.
She's the talk of the neighbor to hell. Maybe her
place like Graceland. The furniture just as good. I often
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stir in her window when she's getting dressed inside, but
she don't mind.
Speaker 19 (31:13):
She looks up to me because I'm own the double
why a concrete book foundation, and it impresses her soul.
Speaker 15 (31:23):
She always cous a knocking no one ever there's a
tornade omen.
Speaker 21 (31:28):
She's a trail bark wallman. She's all my home princess.
Everybody's a white manufactured I know who's She's a trail
lebarn woman. She's a mom my home princess and the
trailer parking.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Job boyan dilly, Yeah, done right, Good morning, big shows
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on the radio. All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Well, I'm giving him a nice long break so I
can work on some new materials. So let's take a
chance and see what he has come up with, Ladies
and gentlemen. The comedian formerly known as astronrd joke.
Speaker 10 (32:45):
Nerd, what's up? I hope you use your time wisely
for shot on my novel. I've done a little self examination.
I've analyzed my career and I've come to a conclusion
that you stink and and I've been playing it too safe.
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Comics today can't get by with Did you ever notice
and save up and women be shopping? I mean they
are shopping. But in these trying times, people are looking
for edgy comedy, cutting edge, you know, jokes.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
That are offensive and importation. I knew you'd understand.
Speaker 10 (33:25):
So scooch forward, so you're on the edge of your
seat because this is a whole new joke.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Nerd, Randy, you better put your finger on the button
in case we got to cut him off. Why didn't
I cut him off?
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Now?
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Lets get mechs a right, nerd? How about it? Itching? Okay,
let's do this.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Hey, good evening, losers see edgy.
Speaker 10 (33:48):
I remember all those years ago my wife used to
yell at me about tickling the baby's feet. She'd say,
can't you at least wait until the baby's born, edgy,
My daughter just had a birthday. They grow up so fast.
One day they're in diapers and the next day Joe
Biden is sniffing their heads literally the next day. Speaking
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of Joe Biden, in a recent interview, he was asked
what's the best thing about dating twenty five year olds?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
He said, there's twenty of them.
Speaker 10 (34:26):
Edg Gee, you can't go anywhere without trouble these days.
I was at the Wolvesworth the other day and there
was two blind guys squaring off on each other, getting
ready to fight, and I yelled, my money's on the
one with a knife. They both turned and ran into
the wall. Geez, you've been pumped. It was pretty funny
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at the checkout too. This woman in front of me
had a six pack of diet coke, a lean cuisine,
and a potted fern. I said, hey, you must be
She sort of blushed and brushed her hair behind her
ears and said, why, yes, I am single.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
How did you know?
Speaker 3 (35:05):
I said, because you're ugly?
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Oh G.
Speaker 10 (35:14):
But I did ask her out. I said, hey, you
want to come back to my place and play doctor?
She said sure, So I made her sit in the
waiting room for two hours before I asked.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Her a reschedule. Edge G.
Speaker 10 (35:30):
Sad news. A friend of mine passed away recently. Because
they didn't know what blood type he was. He kept saying,
be positive, but it was kind of hard to do
that under the circumstances.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Oh, edg G. That's right.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Where the hell have you been for the last five minutes?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
I had to shut up the kit.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
That's right now, I didn't go to his funeral neither.
I'm just not a morning person.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Shut up, Jackie.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
You gotta learn to put a positive spin.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
On things these days.
Speaker 10 (36:11):
I mean, look at the Titanic. Some people call it
a tragedy. I like to look at it as the
world's biggest ice bucket challenge.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Hey, what is that light flashing? Let's me wrap it
up signal?
Speaker 3 (36:24):
I thought I was having a stroke. Here, let me
just dip into the doozy file.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
My doctor gave me a year to live, so I
shot him. The judge gave me fifteen years.
Speaker 10 (36:35):
Problem song really no for joke. Nas lines are cream
graft and preener. When I think of tatter, I touched
my where you don't.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
You wanted? Angie? This is Angie, good morning. A big
show is on your radio. I'll took you.
Speaker 22 (36:55):
I never see that thing like like the sudge belly up.
There's full different were the air bites and bullets and hands.
People eat them with their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
It doesn't believe it Oi with a spreads you can't
imagine ribs and chicken and biscuits and whole pigs and
a great big stick that's what it's like at the
John Boy of Bully Pig shuw.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
It's a buffet from start to finish. There should be
a cover charge. I'll tell you.
Speaker 22 (37:17):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for. Faded like cleaning bill. Oh my head,
you can eat that.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Goo morning. That's a big show on the radio. Give
me shout out the boys a Loso tavern. Man, we're
gonna eating no Loso food all week long.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Man, we got the big boss Julie coming in Premiere
Networks taking her out Bar Dan thanks luing my Greek
buddy man feeding us for years. Used to be old
Poemel Premium Pub. Now and it's Loso Taverns still same
spot ol Pomel Road, beautiful dining on the.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Patio this summer.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
To think about it is the food not to me,
as you know, the nice cocktails in the atmosphere of
the whole deal.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Man we've taken taking our girl Julia and shot y'all
can't come.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
The lots of tivers when you're making trip to Sharona,
North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
That's us where it is. We'll point you out there
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